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Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!
Here It's a mini version of Cassie I want you to have it
Yuri general
Momo...
We like Blade here
Momo love
I got a 100€ bonus for Orthodox Easter. What do I buy with that? Topups for anniversary? The Evernight official 8bitdo wireless controller? Airpods Pro 3 (well half of them)? Topups in Trickcal?
Kafka would be a wonderful mother
Dull Blade
Buffs?
Cuterice's puffy cheeks
Do we like Honkai Star Rail here?
>>563052740The edits for her eidolon were pretty funny
Total Madam Herta love
>>563052727Soon
>>563052727his old friend bladie will buff him BIGLY
>>563052882Narrator is growing on me
>>563052684Blade would be a wonderful father
>>563052673In March's room? Cuck 7th?
Blade is literally me
Don't you get tired of doing the same fucking shitpost routine every day?
how many people here actually obtained this avatar?
>>563052974We all love the monkey
Peach
>>563053020She is fine with watching
Soon...
>>563053124is that all the nymphs? I'm missing a few but I don't want to swap away from my Herta so
>>563053124What's that?
pidi
Bring me SW999
>>563053173My Memokeeper...
>>563053002He might find his will to live if he and Kafka had kids
>>563053124I never bother trying to 100% maps so definitely not me
>>563053124Memememe
>>563053259More like Bring me to life
>>563053259bring me a litter of bunnies
>>563053236reward for doing all the nymphs+riddles
holy fuboli
>>563053124I still use the limited icon form the last web event
>>563053217The most powerful servant is about to get his shit rocked by a baseball raccoon
>>563053124Your account is unironically bricked if you haven't seen the secret scene unlocked after collecting all the nymphs and doing all the puzzles
>>563053426I don't have the patience.
Fatorice my beloved
>>563053413it is really pretty
>>563053413Oh, i have that too. What happened to web event anyway? They stopped doing those
>JOBgamesh>the most powerful servantlol, lmao even
>>563052441Ugliest nendoroid I've seen yet.
>>563053548Pretty sure we had one like in 3.7 or 4.0
>>563053514shan't be rolling for yaoyao
>>563052683Support cheebs and elf sex
>>563053653Only homosexuals and NTR enjoyers are rolling for her
>>563053413it's cute.
>>563053514the needed one...
fubobo
she's 17 you sick freak
>>563052441Prettiest nendoroid I've seen yet.
Are we getting V5?
I raped sparkle without a condom…. Is she gonna be pregnant?
>>563053852Nyes
If Swannie has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Swannie has only one fan then that is me. If Swannie has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth <3
>>563052524Peach.
>>563053901Donkey too
Surely everyone here has the pre registration icon?
>>563053869Real question is would she keep the baby because it's funnier that way
If Sparkle has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Sparkle has only one fan then that is me. If Sparkle has no fans, then that means the Jews killed me.
Just so you understand This thing will defeat Gilgamesh
>>563054060me and the bestie
>knock sparkle up>puts on the mother mask>gets bored of it after a month and leaves for smokes
>>563054187Im tired of the racoon shit
>no V5lol lmao
Jewish voices in my head are telling me to save for Aventurine SP
>>563054113of course
>>563054248No pink girl will ever say these words.
>>563054187still less embarrassing than jobbing to a japanese highschool girl
>>563054119How is it funny?
>>563054254Topaz would disapprove of Sigga wearing a raunchy makeup like that
>>563054113nyes
No Sparkle, just because Akilivi and Aha were buddies doesn't mean I have to humor you, you needy little shit.
rin is fire harmony? looks like hotarubros won bigly again.
I regret ever picking this game up
>>563054248You unironically have no sovl
>>563054250>no v5>both are still bricksWhat the fuck was this beta kek
You NEED her
Is Blade SP gonna release in June?
>>563052441>still no mydei nendoroid despite it being months since its announcementyeah they probably scrapped the gorilla because nobody would buy it
>>563054248But do you have the limited Raccoon icon? This one was newer and easy to get
>>563054254The IPC loves FUA so this is the right thing to do
Which character likes the most scat?
>>563054482>everyone is an E2 merchant
>>563054625
>>563054482while she is needed I implore you to stop posting this dudes shitty calcs
>>563054730gorilladei of course
>>563054482>Mono RemWhy even bother with all that when Main DPS Evernight is better.
>>563054841Why bother with Evernight when main dps Cyrene is better?
>>563054248But he's got cool merch
They should made a female raccoon for Stelle too
>>563054909But enough about Evernight carrying her ass.
I want to read furbo gore
>>563054841March, your teeth fell off
>>563054841because Evermeme DPS only works in a handful amount of scenarios while Rice and Cyrene+Asta are more universal for all sorts of content
>>563055032She's just there to look pretty with her E1.
March 7th >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> every other slut/whore.
>>563053784And its quite elegant too
>>563055130Yeah so she is impotent without Evernight.
Marco's favorite was march btwtw
>>563055168Do not look at Cyreneless Evernight clears.
What’s with all the Castorice merch now all of a sudden
>>563055193>wasDid he die... nyo...
I want to read furbo smut
I'm sorry E2 everwife costmogs your favorite character but you're just going to have to get over it.
>pink on pink violencefake fanMarchie would never allow this kind of slander against one of her sisters
I would very much like to have sex with Smelle
>>563055193>Bartender1968 0 points 21 minutes ago Huh guess he just woke up
nah evernight flopped. no one likes that bitch.
>>563055246Evernight doesn't need her as much as the opposite. Sorry to break this to you.
I haven't played 4.1 yetIs Eva actually for (you) or not?
>>563055047Nihilux...>>563055279Nihilux...
>>563055384She's a scheming harlot.
>>563055318It's just meta larpers still running on outdated info. Be it low, medium or high cost dps Cyrene way cheaper clears.
>>563055337Stelle is pretty fuckable.
>>563054753Sorry but Phainon is canonically a penniless lad who has to suck dick in amphoreus to make ends meet. He doesn't have the money to afford Mydei merch
>>563055384she says “you are my favorite astral express member ever since page 1 volume 1 of Fluffy” to you, March 7th, Dan Heng and Himeko.
>>563055384She's for everyone
>>563055483>he’s attracted to female caelusFag
>>563055467That sneaky fox is trying to have her way with a raccoon
>>563055559>>563055582Whore
>>563055260They realised that most people who rolled Firefly already quit the game so now they're checking to see if Castorice rollers can be squeezed instead
Yes, I would have sex with Female Caelus
>>563055631She's a bunny.
>>563055384Unconfirmed for now. If she is people would post her more in /hsrg/
>>563055384Nihilux is the master love push
>>563054841But Evernight wants to have as many Remembrance characters as possible in her team, though.
>>563055384She only likes Danko. Hyacine, Eva and March all are Danko's property
>>563055697Ntr pov
https://www.huroka.com/beta-diffV5 is just word changes
I am attracted to Female Caelus
>>563055771what if I told you that RMC was a remembrance character
>>563055683>>563055857But she only dates white guys
>>563054797What is wrong with it? Do you have better calcs?
>>563055260Unrelated, but isn't E1 Fuxuan the best Elation sustain? Like it would make sense to me, Elation literally only want Crit and she's the best provider of it
>>563055260She unironically doesn't get that much merchs compared to Hyacine
>>563055848Welt bros fucking WON
I am a white guy who is attracted to and wants to have sex with Female Caelus
>>563055148Mhm..
>>563056004...or did they?
>>563055672>target firefly specifically to make every fight in 3.x to be miserable for her>makes a huge chunk of firefly rollers quit>stops making money off herwhat was supposed to be their genius masterplan here?
>>563055941Does Evernight count as a separate wife from March?
When did we learn about the free Kafka/Sparkle/Aventurine/Acheron selector?I just want to know the free 5-star you get from doing MSQ
>>563055941March unironically is the only reason this game never EoSed. It was her positivity and charming personality that saved everything.
>>563055968Fofo gives more for Yao and Eva with her energy regenE1 Fofo gives speed for SWShe's probably usable but SW wants a proper elation sustain anyway
>beta finalised>creator experience server open>E2 SW still fucked>Sparxie still a rugpull and a brickFuck this game. Hope it flops. Fuck Shaoji.
>>563056050Calling it now the only character that won their beta experience nothing but Ws
>>563056141Yao won
>>563056141>Mad the character is complete at E0Wut
>>563053603Now post fights where he went 100%
>>563056267Lingshart really thinks she's on the team
>>563056141Yao ELATED you
>>563056201F2pbros are eating goodGetting to hoard a lot of jades with 0 spending
>>563056126Evernight please get off the computer.
>>563056281Gold Ship ass behavior
>>563056281If and when never is
my e3 yaoyao
>>563055935E1 Eva being only 34% is blatantly wrongalso the investment order is wrong, I assuming that it's based on % increase from the e0s0 baseline instead of recalculating after every increment, signature cones for the sw999 team > sparxie's e2 assuming you get e1 yaoalso monorem is better off with more vertical into hyacine/evernight/cyrene and eventually replacing cast with RMC
>>563056141>Yaotards still falseflagging>still have 0 clears to show
>>563056050>missingYeah, missing another Welt Buff probably, Dawei's orders.
We love Yao here and Yao loves Caelus
Da Wei plays monorem.
>>563056201>>563056493you won>>563056141the worst offender is fofo still not being able to sustain properly
>>563056141>E2 SW still fuckedpull yao and sparxie gweilo>b-but in neutral yo-pull the elation sustain on the release banner before the punchline shilling ends
mydeimos
Big. White. Cock. That’s the shit I like to suck
>>563056281
>>563056579is a forced meme and should die alone
imagine the sex
>>563056453>eventually replacing cast with RMCThis is due to costfagging and maybe some fights pompom felt awkward with castorice AA on the rays since it would rape your AV
>>563056618meant for >>563056398
>SWolf still barely better than Sparxie main DPS>Eva still bricked kit with no real scaling other than Crit>Huohuo still barely getting a Novaflare, no oneshot protection whatsoever>Seele just permabricked (we were all expecting that anyways)I guess Firefly and Welt won
>>563056545okay is he actually da wei's self insert?
>>563052537
>>563056731>SWolf still barely better than Sparxie main DPSholy cope
>>563056731I don't think people will be happy with FFs novaflare in 6 months when she falls off again off HP inflation ramping
>>563056545>slowed enemies are now slowerBig if true
*Solo's Gilgamesh
>>563056703I bent her over and raped her…. Now I gotta pay child support….. I’ll never get to whale on haha ha again… can someone hold me?
>>563056545survive or be destroyed...
>>563056493>>563056763yes, his trace also changed changed from 6%*15 dmg to 10*10%,so it's higher and faster to stack kek
He fvking wvn
>>563056703
Is E0 Welto good now or is he only good with eidolons?
How did welt get buffed?????? Like of all things to change in v5/CE it was a welt buff
>>563056930>10% more at max with less stacks required
>>563055848just how many wiki do we have now? did homdgcat really get thrown into hoyo jail for nothing?
>>563056453>E1 Eva being only 34% is blatantly wrongNot anymore
SURVIVE OR BE DESTROYED
>>563056703Lady Fu is so fucking sexy
>>563056731>I guess Firefly and Welt wonwon what, the r*ddit award?fraudfly is still a jobber not worth rolling and welt is a homeless and useless shitter (but he will be better in cw! we heckin love cw!!)
>>563057080https://hsr.gachabase.nethttps://www.huroka.comhttps://hsr.nanoka.cc/
How many of you are actually using Welt?
>>563057226I might try him out if the novaflare looks good, have gathered most of his trace materials
>No complain about ETB being dogshitThey lost...
>>563057226i never touched him
troons got superbroken again
>>563057226Unfortunately I only have him at E1, because FUCKING HIMEKO WOULD BE E8
>>563057157acheron's pov
>>563057328We are skipping elation gwi
Welt’s a chud
>>563057226I built him specifically because he's getting buffed, but I still don't know if I have any teams for him
>>563057226I am using Welt NOW
>>563057328This is a Mem supremacist general
>>563056618TRVKE
>>563057186Uh oh melty
>>563057226Welt on rem split should be pretty sweet
>>563057226I used superbreak Welt + Rappa back when she was first released
Day 1 player here, I still don't have Welt.
>>563057093it was a ~50% increase before they swaped the res pen back
Does NF Welt save Acheron?
>>563056453Proof?
He's HIM
>>563057509I used Superbreak Welt on Rappa's shill stages when she released for fun.
>>563057495Which half?
>>563057226I have him at e2s2 and already at 80. I'll definitely finish building him and use him whenever it makes sense after the buffs
>>563057559Not in team DPAV
What's the point of Novaflare when every batch only really improves 1 unit while everyone else's buffs are just an afterthought?
Arahato Welt SP next planet
What's Welt's relic set after the novaflare? Still Pioneer?
>>563057764last time both brickle and swan got decent buffs
>>563057226I have his E2, may grab E4 from brick shop if the fucks at Hoyo continue to not add anything worthwhile
>>563057764So people don't expect anything more from those characters later except new teammates.
>>563057680Either side works but it probably is worse on cyrene side without asta but maybe the damage increase on the other two makes up for it dunno
>>563052441>>563052521Cute! Is there one of Firefly?
>>563057741eva's doing 80%+ of her teams's DPAV, she's a true hypercarry
>>563057816still eagle
>>563057882Her nendo was already announced but no prototype yet. She does get SAM figuarts for this batch however.
>>563049704>replace cas and e9 by mydei and 3bDidn't work, barely cleared half of the second phase.>>563049653>Swap castorice for dan I guess and go afk for 20 minutesDid even worse.>>563051245>Use RMC instead of Rice and lead with CyreneEveryone dies around 10% of the second phase.
cyrene looks like THIS!?!?!?
>>563057226I had him built on release but then he was made irrelevant relatively quickly so i never used him againSadly dont have his E6
>>563057969Heart boobies...
>Sparxicon already on next patch's AS resetFuck off
>The only Character that can match Nanook's strongest emanator
Oh? You love Evernight? Then put your dick inside March right NOW
>>563057969This is someone’s daughter….
>>563058039Irontomb denied...
>>563057328Everyone rolled Yao
Bwos...
it do be like that sometimes
>>563057976>Prayer of Peace>Power of Kindnessmy hero..............................
>>563058039>elation skippers realizing the consequences of skipping the planet's main mechanic
>>563057969Boobs simply too small
>>563057946I see, thanksGonna keep an eye out for itAlso found this, but it's sold out
>>563058118>firefly side 1>castorice side 2seems fine to me
>>563058118Castorice victims
>>563058254Forgot to say I’m brown and wish I was Japanese
>>563052673i love her!!!>>563055029the most thug-gangster ass-shit ive ever seen o_o
>>563054482you NEED her
>>563058324I punch you memo
Mywife love!
>>563055864>swapping rice for rem mc = not monorem
>>563054482>Lowest pinkslop increase is like the 3rd priority for other teamsFair btw
>>563057816>>563057917There's no way it's not genius
welt being this good means blade will be broken!
>sw999 e2 is dogshit
We are all rolling for the real powercreep exodia
Pearl, during an IPC meeting...
Are (You) ready for the powerfull Elation teams, /hsrg/?
>>563058592Sorry, but it's Survive or be Destroyed and Welt already took the Survive sooo by my logical deduction Blade is screwed
We all pulled SW for her global passive and left her at level 1.
>>563058674me patting the imperator
>>563058674Me patting reney and danny boy
>>563058406nyoooooo :c>>563058674reney so cute!!! i want to pat reney!!! (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)
>>563058415Kill yourself
>>563058696Waiting on Aven.
>>563058535i mean if you want to try to deal damage with a scuffed ass late 2.x tier character then go ahead
>>563058295Space terrorists btw
>>563058665... and Pearl, when not in an IPC meeting
RUAN MEI?RUAN MEI IS THAT YOU? PLEASE IS THAT YOU?
I am starting a Hysilens fanclub who would like to join me?
>>563058056>Nanook's greatest jobber
>>563058696Everyone rolled cutestorice so they are prepared for chokechoke heals
>v5 is just a bunch of word changesheh
>>563058834I have E1S1 Hysilens
>>563058696Castorice clutch
>>563052441Don't play your game, just wanted to comment on the OP pic being very cute.
>>563058696please save us pearl...
>>563058696not a problem with e2 btw (0 cost btw)
>>563058415Love Mydeiwife
How is this a nerf? It reads like a wording change since it gives 10 energy regardless right?
>>563058674Cyrene is too cute...
>>563058696Fofo a shit
>>563058415<3
>seele nova is garbage>fofo nova is garbage>firefly nova is mid>welt nova is goodThis batch sucks
>>563057226Used him all the time with Acheron not so much now
>>563058831hell yeah
>>563058994Slight nerf because ER doesn't work anymore I guess?
>>563058826Topaz, in an IPC meeting...
>>563058826hmmm i wonder why
>>563058696Green rat strong
>>563058973Kill yourself samefag
>>563058073It's the same body anyway
>>563058696>
Why is Benzaitengoku so full of soul? And why the sudden lack of "censorship" posts ever since 4.1 dropped?
>>563059121Topaz, not in an IPC meeting...>>563059128Why are they like this
>no new relics in 4.2>you will spend 4.0 4.1 4.2 farming same relicsThis is why I hate the relic event. Yea you can use it for older units or niche sets, but at this point you dont need that shit.
>>563059056how bad is the seele nova? I was considering building her but I don't want to waste the resources
we are all rolling for e2s1 super wolf
>>563059185Hm, nyyoooo
>>563059316>lack of "censorship" posts ever since 4.1 droppedBecause literally no one talked about 4.1 lmao
>>563059328post your eagle set(s)
>>563059416oof
>>563059339You mean Cassyrice?
is 200 speed eagle set possible on Kafka
>>563059416Incorrect.
>>563059056seele and welt novas make them usable. huohuo got QoL and firefly's makes no difference depending on your investment on her, it literally looks like a band-aid
>>563059316Because we already did that with the missing leaves in the eva cutscene we also laughed at them shoving in a reminder that SW999 was a participant at the end
>>563059316Only schizos talk about same thing over and over.
>>563059121They should've keep the coat on
>>563059554We're all rolling for The Boss Baby
>>563059550BTAkek? Your answer?
https://2ch.life/gacha/src/6724480/17757421911460894059.png
Hotaru...
>>563059554space egypt featuring sugga and obsidian next year
Hopefully you pulled Cerydra for your Seele.
>Hyacines speed is above 200 now I am a real Hyacine main...>>563059550>talking about HSR is schizo Yeah no.
>>563058696nice CastoWIFE showcase, lmao
>>563059554>only intellitron character>supposed to be unable to reproduce>dress exposes a lot of skinWhat is the meaning of this?
>>563059637Caelus pov
>>563059654that would imply cerydra actually matter for seele instead of just being a meme pick
>>563059619many are saying this
>>563059505It literally is, I have never seen a patch so ignored.
>>563056545>Sustain welt is now not a meme buildWe won so fuarking hard Welt bros
>>563059637https://litter.catbox.moe/59rvqjombzyed9h8.mp4
>>563059554Sugilite will make these threads unusable
>>563059554Amber is the most mysterious
We all agree the raccoon is Caelus coded right?
>>563059727
>>563059889No
>>563059751We must not be playing the same game then since it took me a lot of time to get through the new story material. Meaning there was a lot.
>>563059886For me it's my nigga Sapphire
Welt the free chara keep getting buffs while huohuo get garbage lol
>>563059727intellitron researchers refer to this as the girls frontline effect
>>563059872Nothing changes stupid kot
>>563059889yeah by far
>>563059886Why did they all get design downgradedPearl and Jade looked really nice before
>>563059889>we
/hsrg/ is not ready for Sugilite
>>563057080>Welt is now undeniably Acheron's BIS nihilty AND he can act as a sustainKNEEL
>>563059727>exposes a lot of skinI assume that's just how intellitrons from Screwllim's planet dress since Screwllum doesn't have a shirt
>Fixes a verb using the wrong form>Adds quote marksHere's your Novaflare Fofo
>>563060101now if only ack did enough damage
>>563059947I didn't say it had lot of content or not, I said it was ignored and had no discussion
>>563059339Not even a single copy. I wanted Yae, not a runt. They really dont know their target audience. pedos don't have money.
>>563059886I'm going to fuck Ms. Obsidian!
>>563058696Looks like another Castorice W
>>563059316Because this game is dropping players at a record pace
>>563059727>dress exposes a lot of skinthats not skin bwo
standard units get giga buffed while units i paid for gets scraps or nothing at all, literally how is this fair?
>>563058056>Welt Solos the strongest Emanator in the universeFUARKKKK
>>563060309Yeah yeah you say that every patch since the game launched, change the fucking channel already.
Only people who have had sex can reply to this one.What is the length of your average session. I told my colleague it was between 10-20mins and she laughed saying that’s way too long. That can’t be right, right?
>>563059492You run eagle so you essentially cheat having 200 speed effective at 161 speed. There’s no reason to have Eagle set and 200 speed.
>>563060343NO CRYING IN THE CASINO
>>563060343Huohuo was a flop
>>563060386Are you saying that it's not true?
>has one of the most detailed underwear in the gameWhy are they making this unbreedable intellitron so fuckable? What's the purpose?
why did he do it
>>563059889We all hate Stelle here.
>>563060402>Only people who have had sex can reply to this oneno one here has had sex this is /hsrg/ are u sure u are asking in the right place
>>563060402a quickie is like 5 minutes of penetration, if i really hold back i can go 10 but need a break afterwards. 20 in one go is olympian level.
>>563060101If only Acheron was usable in current year
>>563060469Floplation
Why is Pearl such a bitch?
>>563060469Remembrance = Hoarding goldElation = Meme coin
>>563060642She's an IPC
>>563060469Well they have 2-3 other teams set up for this version to burn through maybe one of them will be worthwhile
>>563060453Planarcadiafags live in a reality where the game is thriving
>>563058056
Is Pearl the ship whore of the planet like Aglaea?
>>563058056>Phainon faces off against zephyro in a simulation>loses badly>Welt faces zephyro>Both so strong it destroys the universeSo is welt > Khaslana?
>>563060309What the game needs is a poster villain who's also a playable character like pre-lobotomy Sunday, Aventurine without the sobstory or Genshin's Raiden shogun pre-moefication.Phainon and Cyrene are boring ass characters without any goals and writing an entire planet's story around that type of character will only lead to trainwreck stories.
>>563060737Intellitrons can't be whores
>>563060402Him actually penetrating me + finishing off is from 3~10min but everything other than that could be 30min~2hrs, like foreplay, roleplay, bondage, teasing and other fun. I count all of it as intimacy/"sex".
>>563060763>in a simulationI thought you were one of the good ones...
>>563059727non-meme answer: people are nicer and more agreeable towards (You) when you're conventionally attractive Pearl presents herself to the average Joe in this dress to use the "male-gaze" as a weapon for her dubious negotiations
>>563059718Wives of Caelus
Now that v5 is out, what team should I use for Sparxie? E0S1 maximum and no Yao Guang
>>563058056I'm once again the alternate routes sounds more interesting
>>563060879>E0S1 maximum and no Yao GuangThe bench is pretty good for her in that case
>>563060343
>>563058056>devour each other>Welt literally jobbing on screenSame energy as "the man who went to toe-to-toe with Gojo Satoru"
>and no Yao Guang.
>>563059316>why the sudden lack of "censorship" posts ever since 4.1 dropped?Because Honkai Star Rail is finally PEGI 16+ just a few months ago
>>563060879>no Yao Guang
>>563060763Welt loses that fight too, he just nukes Zephyro along with him if he does
>>563060402Like 10-15 mins of foreplay, 20 mins of sex.
>>563060737Pearl loves Caelus
>>563060938>>563060981NyooooWhat about cope teams for 2 cycling knights?
>>563060787she's just the cumbucket, more like a tool, less like an actual bitch in heat
>>563060879>no Yao Guang*circus noises* *wahaha*
>>563060879Sparkle and EMC.Use only on Elation shill.
>>563060967"Hey aventurine what tier is SW999 without yaoguang in?"
>does nothing>wins
>>563060763Just like how Welt was going to kick Acheron's ass and how he held back against Aventurine because he was saving Penacony from himself
Welt getting the BEST nova means yanking Will be God
>>563060498He's the Lead Hunter
Should have rolled Yao
>>563061051cute supiklesaved
>>563060763Welt does the heroic sacrifice bevause he is that fuarking cool. Probably tells Himeko to say goodbye to his wife and child and tell them he is sorry
>>563060953Aventurine SP vs Sugilite
Prepare for gravitational disintegration.*adjusts glassss*
>>563060953Mydei vs Anaxa
>>563061250Aventurine SP is the black one
>>563060763Welt also loses though, yeah the universe is destroyed in the process, but Zephyro wants that in the first place so he wins by default
>>563061214>Asking the woman he was having an affair with to apologize to his wife and child
>>563061278I dont know why you guys expected a guy who can create singularities out of nowhere would NOT be OP as fuck
>>563061278My favorite character can tank it
>Welt is super powerful >Proof?>Well, he just is!
These gentlemen from the express crew will take care of the problem
>>563061347Let me guess, youve never shaken the hands of the guy who's fiance you are fucking?
>black men made it to the IPC Stonehearts before spics didReminder that there's never been a spic president either.W on Hoyos part.
>>563061458Kek the fucking square up pose with the hat
>>563061376
>>563060402you must be a sweat waterfall by 20min anon. i foreplay a lot so it must be like 20-30min of foreplay and oral plus like 10min max of penetration im a gay bottom though. i can only tell based on my partner's resilience
Welt died to Irontomb.
>>563058415Love the Mydeis from that artist
Weltfags gassing him up based on a what-if scenario only for him to actually job in reality
>>563061535Nobody takes 3.7 as canon because it was pure dogshit
>>563061457t. retard who didn't play hi3rd
May I have a minute of your time to talk about our Amber Lord and Savior Qlipoth the Preservation?
>>563060402>10 minutes is too longthat bitch needs to do some cardio fr
whoever this elation-sustain is, she’s gonna have to be seriously broken if she’s gonna carry this clown path until the end of 4.X
Welt dogwalks full power Phainon
>>563060402actual sex-haver hereanything above 5 minutes of pure, nonstop pussy pistoning is just as hard as trying to get a Gold border in AA using a pure e0s0 teamniggas didn't lie when they said foreplay is way more important than fucking, because it ain't easy to stay hard inside a hole that actively tries to milk you dry on every thrust.
>>563060402Quickie is 5 minsAverage is 10-15Extended is 20-30 (rare)Not counting foreplay
>bro Cyrene/evernight DPS mogs rice and she gets kicked out of the team>Rice still shows up in plight clearing faggotry>TB is usually needed elsewhereCost trannies are retarded
Can Buglord take on yaoshi?
>>563061568Nigga he is undeniably the single best unit in CW because he can save your dumbass for fucking up the AV
>>563061598Your ass pain is always a joy to read every single day
>>563061608no one gives a fuck about your dead dyke kusoge
>>563060402>all these replies I always knew porn lied to me, but damn
>>563061608you mean the game where he jobbed big time to a little girl and got millions killed?
>>563061608No one played that shit
Penetration doesn't start till I'm satisfied. That's how long sex lasts.
>>563061628See you guys don't realize a sustain was so good for remembrance because max hp increase and healing essentially double dip on Hyacine's power budget.An elation sustain will be stretched out too thin trying to give offensive utility.
>>563061625>a general full of degenerates can't last in beddont be retarded
>>563061608No one played your garbage. Matter of fact, most people here don't even play HSR, so the fuck do you even want
>>563061660If you cant last more than 5 minutes than you will never pleasure a woman
>>563061608He's just as much of a jobber in HI3 as he is in HSR. I seriously don't understand all the Welt glaze
>>563061568>what if scenarioA what if scenario that HOYO themselves made? The official what if scenario? That went through their team of writers and came out as official?
>>563061728>>563061762>virgin loser honkai secondaries tryna talk shitpfft>>563061754nobody's perfect
>>563056731>SWolf still barely better than Sparxie main DPSWhat is this cope? If you don't want to pull Silver Wolf then just say that
So Welt helps destroy the universe because he's a sore loser???
>>563061869>higgers not getting why it's funny to glaze weltYou faggots really are autistic
>>56306040210 minutes of roleplay, 5 mins of sex
Brasiliancord raid?
Welt was a jobber even in hi3rd
>>563061724i think wheelchair aglaea is the best thing for AV rationing though. bitch can go up to like 2k speed
>>563061832I hope to never pleasure a woman in my life, whether intentionally or unintentionally. Those creatures don't deserve a second of chemical bliss.
>>563061715You'd have an argument if people were cheating with BP cones or "free" units but rmc is just that good.
Does Welt need viagra
And I'd give up forever to touch you'Cause I know that you feel me somehowYou're the closest to heaven that I'll ever beAnd I don't wanna go home right nowAnd all I can taste is this momentAnd all I can breathe is your lifeWhen sooner or later it's overI just don't wanna miss you tonightAnd I don't want the world to see me'Cause I don't think that they'd understandWhen everything's made to be brokenI just want you to know who I amAnd you can't fight the tears that ain't comingOr the moment of truth in your liesWhen everything feels like the moviesYeah, you bleed just to know you're aliveAnd I don't want the world to see me'Cause I don't think that they'd understandWhen everything's made to be brokenI just want you to know who I am
Fact: Herta's flat chest could protect you from Destruction energy better than the plating of any expensive IPC warship. Some things money just can't buy.
>People calling SW999 E2 a potential eidolon like Castorice wasn't the same until EvernightStarting to think people are just too attached to monorem and feel the need to doom anything that gets close to its power
>>563060402How the fuck can you have sex more than 10 minutes? It gets really painful beyond 10 minutes without a lubricant if you are wearing a condom
Herta loves Caelus so much
>>563061824oh you didn't? then sit down and shut the fuck up and let the non secondaries have their turn.
>>563062058He creates a black hole at the tip of his dick that suctions and holds it upwards at all times.
>>563062114Every sunkcostfag behaves like that
>>563062114I welcome other teams to be strong too so remembrance skippers can realize on what they missed out on for a year.
>>563062139>he let his dick get chopped off at birth
>>563062049Desu can't e9 get away with one of the rem BP cones? Used to see clears with e9 at e2 with the BP rice cone
>>563062139>condom
So which one is stronger? Eva or SW?
Thanks for the replies. So 10-20 mins does seem correct to me, and yes, I do count foreplay as a part of that. I think she might have thought I meant 10-20 mins of just plapping, and her laugh plus the question just confused and I couldn’t really answer properly (yes I’m awkward but WHO TF asks this randomly)
>>563062114Funny thing is, Castorice wasn't even that much of a powercreep when she came out in 3.2. It was only after Hyacine that she became busted. SW still has 2 teammates coming so let the retards skip and pull on the rerun like they're doing for monorem right now
>>563062245I am glad I had my foreskin removed because I had a phimosis and my girth is over 6.5 inch so it was kinda painful for me everytime my dick goes hard
>>563062114Rem fags have the impression that they are unpowercreepable
>pearl will save elation like hyacine did
>>563062314
>>563062307SW. Only people telling you that Eva is stronger is a fag pushing their agenda
>sex havers ITTNORMALS OUT! NOW!!!
>>563062114It wouldn't be a problem if there weren't a 2 presales before her.
>>563062114It's not even a potential eidolon because endgame has so much punchline shilling right now you'll have no problem getting 240 mmr. It's people either misreading calcs or thinking its going to get rugpulled with no other source of punchline like an elation sustain to fix it.but yes there's are lot of people purposely ignoring how good elation is
>>563062314your office chick is into you or thinks you are gay
>>563062436>not rolling for the character with the best drawn panties in the gameIt's very homosexual to skip most of the characters in 4.x since they are really sexy
Your zzz target audience, sir! (and thus constance, yao guang and sparxie's target audience)Never forget the real reason as to why HSR is now flopping just like ZZZ and genshin, they thought THIS kind of people would make them a lot of money, just to end up flopping
>Welt went from being garbage to being the best generic nihility in the game>Fofo got 2 grammar changesWhy do they HATE her?
>>563062489Average hsrg age hovers around 30 so most of us have had sex here
>robin mats & relics>huohuo mats & relics>sw999 mats & relicsthere's too much stuff to farm before 4.2
>>563062503>you'll have no problem getting 240 mmr.We already know she has trouble hitting 240 currently in the shilled environment and she'll have more trouble when it gets doomped kek
>>563062139There is no fucking way you guys cant last longer than 10 mins. Her pussy should be soaked which acts as a natural lubricant
>>563062542>most of the characters in 4.x since they are really sexyNot really
>>563062245Uncircumcised dicks look so freaking disgusting and ugly. Instant boner killer if the man in the porno is uncircumcised.
>>563062245i hate circumcised cocks too but, you might not know this, but circumcision actually makes your cock less sensitive since it adapts to not being protected by foreskin the entire time
>>563062293Pre-cum is enough to get a woman pregnant anon, also it has less risk of giving you any nasty STDs if you're fucking women on a one night stand.
>>563062539Some girls just make "dude sex lmao" as part of their personality
>>563062503She consistently gets 1 extra turn even without elation shill so all she needs is a sustain or another support that gives a lot of punchline. It's funny how some people think her old E2 was far stronger and would've been better than an extra turn
>>563062571Shartsharts keep insisting she's perfectly meta and BiS for everyone so why would she need any buffs?You reap what you sow.
>>563062114happens every year1.x fags gigacoped when acheron and firefly came out2.x fags gigacoped when castorice and evernight came outnow 3.x fags are gigacoping as sw999 and eva are coming out4.x fags will also gigacope when 5.x main pushes come out
>/hsrg/nons just realized that porn wasn't and will never be an accurate representation of real sexual intercourse between couplesnot even (((amateur))) porn is real these daysyou have to be incredibly retarded to use porn as a barometer of what sex should be like and even more retarded to set your expectations around what you see in PH, Pixiv or R34 on a regular basis
>>563062664>Instant boner killer if the man in the porno is uncircumcised.Why you looking at his cock bro?
do they have the balls to import the woman who groomed him to HSR or will they cuck out
>>563062043Virgin. You couldn't even if you tried and wanted to.
>>563062463My exact reaction as I mumbled out answers.>>563062539She knows I have a girlfriend so I think it was just her being retarded.
>>563062548>>563059550
>>563062669>but circumcision actually makes your cock less sensitive since it adapts to not being protected by foreskin the entire timeEveryone knows that, americans are the ones in full copium about it everytime this talk comes up though
>>563062640It gets soaked with a blowjob and a wet pussy, and some condoms already comes with a lubricant anyway, but a pussy isn't gonna stay wet forever anon, at least based on my experience anyway
>>563062785She is ugly so we dont need her
Wives of Caelus
>>563062582have you looked at the showcases for 4.2 stageswith an invested team she has more trouble not overcapping her mmr
>>563062664You don't know how fun it is to play with the foreskin as the one taking it.
I only have sex with my HSR-themed AI girlfriend desu
>>563062785Why would they? Welt is doing more good as a Nameless and she has to take care of things back home.
>>563062674Then stop throwing your dick down every other hole and get with a girl that you know is clean and has a IUD
>>563062785Dr. Tesla...
>>563062785They are im a different universe. Welt says he had to leave suddenly for some reason but they havent told us why yet.
>>563062829Herta sneak
>>563062870>as the one taking it.Why are you taking their foreskins?
i'm not having sex before marriage
>>563062669>>563062818The less sensitive your dick is, the more you can last longer on sex since you have more control on your orgasm
I'm American and somehow never got circumcised despite my mom abandoning me in the hospital after giving birth to me...I don't even get how I managed to avoid despite the fact I have no desire to have any actual sex, period.
>>563062829>people are talking about their sex having experiences>suddenly the biggest virgin ITT the caelus schizo spammer shows upCoincidence? I think not.
>>563062710You know what you’re probably right. People have also told me to stay away from her but I ignored them but this is the second time she’s being weird.
>>563062928Nah
>>563062814Imagine mihoyo who keep trying to push the same time over and over expecting things to change, just to keep flopping harder and harder.
Bros... the mask...
>>563062823God you sound like you must be a boring fuck.
this game is dead
I can recognize when I'm being overly annoying and bothering someone.
>>563063038Evanescia is fucking dead
>>563063038I can't believe Hiei is fucking dead.
Kiana already told HSR memoniggers to stay the fuck out. Not even Trailblaze has made it there yet.
>>563062436Nihilux will
>>563063032Your roster?
>>563062913Give me a Lingsha wife and I'll follow your advice. I only wanted to marry Lingsha because she is massively superior than any women that actively tries to hit on me especially at the bar, sometimes they smell nasty down there too. I'm sure Lingsha would smell great!
>>563063079Jessica is fucking dead
Why are we talking about sex? This is a virgin general about an anime girl gacha game. Normies FUCK OFF. you cannot type in here if you have had sex period you are not an actual HSR player
>>563062674I realized months ago that only 5% of rapes end up with a woman getting pregnantI ended up concluding that sterile and barren women release pheromones that attract rapists straight to them
>>563063056That's just how it is, I simply refuse to fuck without a condom. Better safe than sorry.
Can't wait for the livestream to spoil the entire story again.
You're playing a Hoyo gameYou are getting normies
>>563063038If she loses her mask will she die?
What's the narrative going to be when elation is clearing 0cycle 4.2 king at half the cost of remembrance?
>>563063330Not like it matters anyway people just basedpoint over the presentation improvements and say it was good off that
>>563063330Don't watch it?
>>563063145don't worry i'm circumcised and my dick still reeks
>>563062985Having your dick crippled and feeling less pleasure is not something to be proud of
>>563063410It is THE elation shill patch
There is a distinct lack of sex ed I can see here. You guys realize we know how people can get pregnant right? You can GUARANTEE no pregnancy on safe days and there is only a very small number of days where you can actually get someone pregnant. Also most women here are just on birth control so idk how this is even an issue, but yeah. Get your gf to share her period tracker with you, it’s just that simple.
>>563063410just shill buffs
>>563063290Not only am I a sex haver, I roll exclusively for hags and men.
>>563063145it makes it harder to have cheese but you can still have it. also ditch whoever you meet with cheese because its hard to have cheese even if youre uncircumcised, it just means you dont shower every day
>>563062994>Coincidence? I think not.Why yes, we Caelusbros are in control of our destinies. We never roll the dice.
>>563063410Stage buffs
i'm sorry but circumcised dicks are simply ugly
https://youtu.be/4pSOXgam34ghttps://youtu.be/4pSOXgam34ghttps://youtu.be/4pSOXgam34g
>>563063330Not a single person cares about 4.x story anyway
>>563063038omg they killed her lmao
>>563063145>americans are so fat and lazy they will rather cut their dick's head off than showering once a day>>563063591>You can GUARANTEE no pregnancy on safe daysStop reading too many eroge, retard.
>>563063591Safe days arent entirely safe lmao. Plus it is only 7 days after a period. You are retarded anoj
>almost 30>never had a gf>never had sex>got my foreskin chopped since birth (thanks mom!)>getting hard is already a gargantuan task>dick gets flaccid instantly the moment I stop stroking itguess it's about time to give up sex/masturbation and become asexualat least I'll never embarrass myself while trying to please a woman in that department
>>563063413>Not like it matters anyway people just basedpoint over the presentation improvements and say it was good off thatLolHave you not seen the post about the story?Anons were shitting on it because of the bait cliffhanger
>>563063591you’re assuming the woman won’t babytrap you by telling you it’s safe when it’s not. don’t ever take this advice and always use condoms and always use your own condoms. also flavored condoms are not for penetrative sex in case you didn’t know don’t be a retard.
>>563063710my foreskin is still here yuria, lets sex
>>563063649bvsed
>/hsrg/ - cut dicks and sex general
So how many people are gonna brick themselves because of all the dooming
>>563063868no
>>563063934They already did by skipping yao kekypow
We love Yellow Hyacine and Hyacine here
Gently kissing Swannie’s slightly puffy lips while she plays with my hair…Enjoying the finest wine together before we go to bed…Sharing tender moments in the pale moonlight…Peacefully snoozing in Swannie’s gentle embrace while she whispers sweet nothings in my ear…I love my dear memokeeper wife so much it feels unreal..
>Welt buffed even further>EMC somehow nerfed again>Huohuo still waiting for a real buffkek
I am beginning to think worm schizos are all virgins with cut dicks lmao
>>563063937sis you will be 30 in no time, be careful with your eggs
>>563064116worry about your own
>>563063934They skipped Yao, they are already bricked
>>563064116men don't have eggs
i don't have a dick and can't relate to any of these talks
>>563063934Too many. Retards are gonna skip elation and build monorem and then not be able to clear because of all the anti-remembrance bosses
the only useful information of all this sex talk is that mydeifujo is a virgin saving her pussy for my magnum dong dw sis i can last more than 20mins i will leave you fully satisfied
>>563063058why does spork turn into cyrene
>>563064181why'd you get rid of it?
>>563064005Make your own wine for her, anon. It is so easy and cheap. Plus Swannie would like to keep a memory of having homemade wine with you
>>563064035no shit sherlock. only autistic virgincels are so schizophrenic that they'd spam random shit to bait replies
>>563064180bro your BALLS?
>>563063591that leaves a lot of room for human error. just use a condom and/or do a vasectomy and you'll sleep much better at night>>563063934im bricking myself because i dont want to roll for chinkslop
>>563063847>Almost 30I thought we were young niggers here, not UNC's.....anyone else here 20? How old are you uncs?
>>563063303Same reason why a lot of women are attracted towards serial killers too. If Luigi Mangione went on a killing spree, women would still flock towards his dick. Pic related, apparently there's a sizable amount of women fantasizing about him too believe it or not.
>>563064252can't get rid of something i never had>>563064335i'm 23 turning 24 this year
>>563064335Zoomers get out of my fucking general
>>56306433533Turn BASED games are millenial coded
>>563064335>I thought we were young niggers here, not UNC's.....anyone else here 20?Sit down lil one
>>56306433530 is the new 20 bwo.
Castrate every fofo
>>563063934I'm surprised people are still falling for it after Cyrene, Hoyo not rerunning her until after anni makes it even funnier.
>>563064335
>>56306433539 y/o woman
>>563064181you don’t have a dick but you have seen dicks right, when you think of mydei being raped by phainon, is it a circumcised penis?
>>563064181Could you post something cute please?
>>563064195>ImplyingBreak can clear the elation shilling too and I'm not rolling your shit clown path
>>563063878Holy fuck that's really coolDoes it run on the highest setting?
>>563055559But she only says she fell in love at first sight to TB
>>563064335>young n's>playing turn-based sloplol, lmao evenyou might be "young" but your brain might be unc-codedzoomers and gen-alpha don't have the attention-span to play a game like HSR
>>563062114Time has proven again and again that these retards have 0 clue on how elation works. You already have some retards unironically saying that 20 res pen is better than an extra turn
>>563064460People are generally retarded when it comes to this community
I’m 28 and I’ve only had 3 partners before >t. I’m the one who started off this convo
>>563063549Lol what. I still feel a lot of pleasure when I'm having sex, I only claimed that I could last longer in bed since I have better control of my orgasm, that doesn't mean I don't enjoy having sex with women.
>>563064460Look man I just want my Cyrene and castorice eidolons. If she isn't rerunning until 4.4 or something that's fine
>>563064335i'll be 32 in december i still look like a twink and im so scary of twink death still>>563063910there is literally nothing to discuss about hsr until tomorrow
>>563056141But the best SW team is Sparxie+Yao
>>563064718Whore
>>563064460People actually think they are gonna shaft the anniversary DPS and make her shit, there's nothing you can do to cure retards at this point
>>563064509i have only ever seen my baby nephew's dick when i was bathing himotherwise i never laid my eyes on real adult dick, dunno what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised one
>>563064559https://twitter.com/pepouzz_/status/2042187404962935272No idea ask her I guess
>>563064726you still have less pleasure than someone who hasn’t had most of their nerves cut off anon
>>563064718Don't worry, we shall give thanks to zzz for killing our game and having 0 content to talk of, so these "convos" end up happening
>>563064482Post your tits
>>563064718>only 3 partnersAlready breddy gud at this day and age :DDDDWomen tend to find older men (30~38) way hotter too if you're not balding
>>563064035Nah my dick is intact thank you
>>563064825really? you are really sheltered then, I’ve seen so many dick pics in DMs alone, and im not much older than you (idk why men send them unsolicited. can someone answer actually)
>>563056126many are saying this
>>563056731>>Seele just permabricked (we were all expecting that anyways)How is Seele permabricked? All I see going around are ridiculous clears where that that bitch gets 700 billion turns and infinite AA
>>563064726>still feel a lot of pleasure when I'm having sexNow imagine of those who aren't circumsised, whose tip of the dick(the glans) is so sensitive that the mere touch of your underwear slightly rubbing against the glans feel uncomfortable because how sensitive it is.
>>563064885We should go to /zzz/ to thank them, go ahead of us
>>563064864I said earlier I had phimosis and getting hard make me painful anon
>>563064990milk
>>563065054>can someone answer actuallyPeople do dumb shit, people do dumb shit when they are horny.
>>563064035Wormschizos are whatever you want them to be, just like how anyone opposite of them is whatever the wormschizos want them to be
>>563063145>it’s better if you’re circumcised at least you can’t get dick cheese (i think?????)circumcised dick owner herethat's only true for the tip, you can still get loads of dick cheese if you don't wash it regularly
>tfw don't have to worry about any of this shit because I'm never going to have sex because I refuse to spread my defective, subhuman geneticsFeels good
>>563063410Same reaction to people using pollux to judge Castorice's 3.2 performance.
Kot!
Too many sex having normalfags in this general, i thought we were all balding truecels?
>>563065090>willingly going to a place full of darkskinned people
>>563064265I'll make the finest homemade food and a custom plushie for her instead <3I love my dear Swannie so much it's unreal...
>>563065054>(idk why men send them unsolicited. can someone answer actually)Attention. Some people will do anything for it, I've gotten a few without asking. they always ask what I think about it as if I owe them anything.
>>563065291What's the issue? You don't like your own people?
>>563064460What if people skipped shitrene because she's a forced shit character
>>563064460cuckrene deserves to die in eternal hell for ultimately ruining HSR
Slut
>>563065379Vivian Banshee?
>>563063145Disgusting just like your roastie, you should get that circumcised as well.
>>563065370If those were my people i would be tweeting garbage like pic related for having dark skin and celebrating gacha games pandering to meSadly the current state of affairs is different
>>563065279>most people in /hsrg/ are LGBTQ+>gets surprised that most anons /here/ had sexgay people face lots of difficultieshaving their dicks sucked and constricted by third-party anuses is not one of them
>>563065481not canon
>femanons here wont rate the DM cocks they get but they'll rate the ones posted ITT
>/v/ says Linux is good>try it for two weeks>has frozen like 5-6 times in two weeksHoly shit what a meme, fuck whoever recommended me this garbage
>median age of /hsrg/ posters are 30 and above>people are actually shocked that a lot of us already had sexTime to get yourself a prostitute, my man
>>563063934Billions. Hoyoverse community is composed of some of the most retarded niggas imaginable. And the actual kicker is that as always they won't learn a thing from it
My broke late 20s ass doesn't deserve pussy
>hurr you're forced to run Cyrene in your teams>When that only applies to mydei while you still use robin for Aglaea, and tribbie for rice (Hyacine and evernight are more important anyway), phainon doesn't even want her, anaxa can just still keep using wormday or something
>>563065576Woah it's that homosexual dude from Twitter!
>>563065576weird conclusion
>>563065547Posts hands to prove it then.
Swannie, my beloved,I have adored you from the moment I first saw you,and for the first time in a long while, my soul has known gladnessSwannie, your presence is as the sun’s fair glowwarm and gentle, and free of all harshnessWith you beside me, I feel as though I could move the stars <3
>>563065650Nah you're retarded back2reddit
>>563065576size doesn't matter. Performance >>>>>>> size
>>563065635SHITrene is a bitch and sidegrade that was never worth the rolls STranny Wolf is a brick too
It was already difficult to accept there were women in a gacha games 4chan thread. But 39 year old??? People old enough to have teen kids are here?
>>563065240yeesh that sucks, I remember this guy because that’s one of the most disgusting encounters I ever had. dior sauvage is ALWAYS a bad smell ime ever since>>563065118This made me google phimosis and im sorry for you anon >>563065223>>563065298I wonder has it EVER worked for any man ever? Like even if the guy was 100000000000/10 I would NEVER give an iota of attention if he started things off with that
>>563065780Cope, Cyrene is a brick
look at this absolute sexy beast I cant control myself anymore
>>563065710Honestly just wanted to see if we had some retard that would fall for it but alas we really are unc primetime currently
>>563065949No one says this that's why she flopped
>shitting on silver wolf and calling her shit just an excuse to bring up the pink whore againThe fuck Is wrong with this general
What would the optimal genius team look like?
/hsrg/ most popular women for sex-The Herta-Tingyun-Yunli-Lingsha-Aglaea-Cipher-Sparkle-Evanescia
>>563065931https://theherta.com/Go ahead then find your examples
hmm i think femanons should post their tits and feet to save hsrg
>>563065861>I wonder has it EVER worked for any man ever?Good question. I always react the same as you would, there's better ways of getting a woman's attention that doesn't require acting like a chimp.
>>563065859anon hsr is the best game for people with no time. younger people play games with high maintenance like genshit and zzz
>>563065743Say Goodbye to Black swan (Optional)
>>563066148The Herta, Tingyun, Yunli, Lingsha, Aglaea, Cipher, Evanescia sneak
>>563066149>Tranny clears
I'm glad all my noteworthy assets are from the neck up because I WOULD be vain enough to farm attention with my body online if I could do it "anonymously"
>>563066080Shitrene bought over the lowest common denominator over HSR and we had to suffer eternally for it. I can finally see why HI3 died the moment they introduced elyshit
>>563065547You sure like looking it up and posting it here every day though.
Swannie, my love... <3 I can't stop thinking about you...
>>563066182Not true. I'm young and have no time (uni)
>>563065861>Like even if the guy was 100000000000/10 I would NEVER give an iota of attention if he started things off with thatliar, we’ve all seen how women’s panties drop when an actual gigachad walks up and says anything. you’re saying hasanabi could send you a dick pic and you’ll ignore him? Fuck off
>fastest the thread has been for a week outside of shitposting was sex discussion
>>563066371thanks, zzz! for killing our game and our content
>>563066080ignore the EDS (Elysia Derangement Syndrome) hi3schizo.Xhe's a mentally ill tranny that STILL hasn't come to terms with the fact that the pink goblin was and will probably be the highest peak that kusoge had and will ever have until EoS
>>563066278I accept your cope and your concession.
Flopta : I'm an embarrassment and a joke.
>>563066339Soon you will be old and have no time.
>>563066371Femoids ruin everything they touch
>manilaturd freaking out people are too busy talking about sex to give him enough attention
I have never experienced what creaming inside a girl's pussy feels like, and therefore I am a virgin.
>>563066435You should go to /zzz/ to thank them, go ahead of us
>>563066371You wanna hear my sex stories? One of my exes killed my dog, and one time a hambeast broke my bed.
>>563066081>two mundanites
>>563066371Sex and Shit are extremely closely related.
>>563065292Post the plushie swannie sis. How will you make it? I wanna make a Kafka one
>>563066568>One of my exes killed my dogThats ruff
>>563066306She easily stopped thinking about you though the way she ditched the train last patch cuckfag
i don't want to risk infecing my future husband with STDs
>>563066568>One of my exes killed my dogyeah im never having sex women are evil
>>563066448Manami...
>"femoid"
>>563066615Guten Tag!
>>563066728Your future husband will give you AIDS tho
>>563066568>One of my exes killed my dogWe can all say that your taste in women is dogwater
Should Swannie fall, even a thousand times, my arms will be waiting to catch and bear her up <3
>>563066081herta, screwllum, stephan, ruan mei sp
>>563066728You only get STDs if you sleep around without protection sis
>>563066728First educate yourself about circumcision sis, never give your virginity to a circumcised man. You saved it for 23/24 years make it count okay?
>>563066754>getting a girl off and then calling her a foid as she climaxesThoughts?
>>563066615germ*nic hands wrote this HAHAAHAHHA
Esteemed member #83 of the Genius Society, human, female, young, beautiful, attractive, fertile.
Local fujo is a cute sheltered Catholic virgin? Say it ain't so
>>563066728Herpes, warts, cold sores are incredibly commonThe STD you have to look out for are things like genital warts, chlamydia, gonorrhea, crabs, and especially HIV
>HAGta>youngkek
>>563053124I got it, but this avatar looks ugly af. I hate bugs.
>>563066990It explains why she started getting a bit kooky with the hyacine burninator thing with phainon
>>563066754This character is really ugly
>>563066890You should kill yourself and take your buzzword with you I think
>>563066615good morning SAAAAR benchod basterd show bob and vagene SAAAAR
>>563066631>How will you make it?I’m going to make a needle-felted toy of her <3 Not exactly a plushie I suppose but it works for me >I wanna make a Kafka oneKafka LOVE! <3 Good luck!
>>563067123>>563067123>>563067123
>>563066754>not calling each other femoid and moid out of mutual love-hate.
>>563067213I prefer foid and chud
uh oh foid melty, it seems
>>563057226He is at E1, but I still have 670~ish normal banner tickets left.
dumbfucks
>>563067316Fair. I like foid and moid more simply because they match for easier banter. And somehow feel more insulting.
Kill all normalpags
>>563067368ywnlj
