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doomin'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt_F4J4O-xo
actaully no im not sorry fuck you >:( you can suck my ass man ill type like a retard if i want
chunkriel
Personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
>>563064646Getting called a retard here is a right of passage, don't take it so hard.
ough im taking it... im taking it sooooo hard right now,,, Ahh~!!!
fave is so sick of not having sex
it would be so great if /sus/ and /doe/ weren't just concentrated drama factories
>>563065620>walks out onto curb with sign that says WILL WORK FOR COOCHIE
>>563065645I thought that was the whole point of why they went to /trash/ and made like four different undertale/deltarune threads that don't agree with each other or /utg/ at all. We definitely don't need that doefag with the gonner OC character back again, no thank you.
>>563064526Hoo...
>>563065645i just want /dum/ back there’s nothing for me in those other places i think cause i don’t care about shipping and im not a susie or noellefag
>>563064974He hurt my feelings really bad though
>>563065928hoo? hoo hoo hoo what are you a fuckin owl
>>563065928...man!
how bout da fact dat i hate my fuckin’ fave
how bout da fact that pretty much all the characters in these games are flat out just awful people and they'd be awful people to be around if they were real
well of course they're flat they're 2D images
HOW BOUT DATHOW BOUTDATHOWBOUTDAT
fave give me the strength to open my email
>>563066773You've got dick.
right about now it's time to rock with the faggity fave fumble
>>563066913*opens email with dick*
>>563067057>*gets epapercut on dick*
>>563066913I'm an innie
>>563067115IT'S LIKE I'M PARANOID, LOOKING OVER MY SACK, IT'S LIKE AWHIRLWIND INSIDE OF MY 'HEAD
>>563065952*gives u a kiss on the forehead* it'll be alright kiddo, don't let their mean words get to you.
punchs one of you in the dick
>>563067725Thanks I feel better.
>>563067725>kiss>kiddosansy no! you'll get arrested!
D'oh
lying in bed with chara spooning and feeling him behind me shifting around constantly to try and achieve the feeling of fitting our bodies together perfectly like weird fleshy puzzle pieces
>>563068569is she practicing being railed from behind
>>563068016*smoothly maneuvers and throats your fist up to the elbow*
>>563069014Or getting handcuffed
>>563068339It’s legal in the underground bro
I love fish
I just had the random thought of Noelle somehow becoming an amateur boxer (I.E. learning the very basics) and ditching iceshock in favor of ice gauntlets in the dark worlds. It would be cool but that'd be really out of character. Maybe Deltafell Noelle?
>>563070073Undertale AU/swaps getting applied to Deltarune is like the least creative thing imaginable. You could have just made your own boxing AU and made something new but instead you immediately jump to 2018 cringe.
>>563070243*swaps your eyeballs with glass balls filled with sharts, then shifts my shoes into your crotch as i kick you until you fell* huh?
>>563069665I want rankin-bass animated spamton now
>>563070559Keep your random thoughts of Noelle to yourself, dumb doeposter.
How fave feels getting no sleep and taking adderall in the morning to be able to work
Development is going well!
>>563070754I'm sorry lord master what should we talk about instead to please you
>>563069089*Straps you to my belt to be a sheathe for my sword*
Noelle in a sports bra and skintight shorts would be really hot.
I HATE fish
>>563071460
*starts jerking my cock*Like what ya see ladies?
>>563071684Wow neither of them look like their actual characters do at all.
*presents bussy*
>>563071806*headcanons you as gay*
>>563071868what even is the point of grossly off-model porn just draw a stick figure in the dirt with massive tiddies and place a picture of their face on it if that's all you need
you all suckso muchI'm going to go play video games while you'll probably sit here trying to figure out who made this post you god damned losers
>>563072120I don't care who made this post, I didn't even read it.
>>563072120>>563072213i cant read
Do you think that Gaster hangs out with all of the forgotten things related to Undertale or Deltarune, at least some of the time?They seem like a rather gentle old man. I do hope someone like them gets company.
>>563072120Oh, I know well who made this posta bitch
Barlow
>>563072365>smelly armpit fetish
>>563072365Blazkowicz
Isn't it strange that we have no information relating to Jockington's family or home life or backstory in either game? Every other classmate has *something* going on except Jockington.
>>563072510Jockington is so cool he gave birth to himself
my fave towers above all but excluding my fave i think noelle is strangely the most sexually attractive character in either game to me. i just feel like admitting that
@563072425and that explains the schizoing out about art in the morning
>>563072510>Every other classmate has *something* going onTemmie
>>563072689What does berdfag posting his face and fetishes for attention have anything to do with art? He's not an artist.
I hate women but I just know the women in here are the exception. You are all beautiful and kind and sweet and loving
>>563072731Temmie village.
>>563072731The egg is her family
>>563072804what about trans women?
@563072793>but I did eat breakfast this morning
>>563072731Ah yes, Temmie.The Egg Woman. Temmie. That one.
>>563072882>Alphysblobbing in 2022? Perhaps next to nice gotes even??
I hate men but I just know the men in here are the exception. You are all handsome and kind and sweet and loving
Fave uses a ouija board to ask Satan for a PS4.
>>563072689>the schizoing out about art in the morningwhen did that happen? I don't remember seeing it
>>563072804THIS, i dislike irl women, but if i ever meet a fan of undertale/deltarune woman then i would flirt
>>563073035fave would do this but i want to think they’d ask for a ps2 instead because ps4 ain’t got no games
>>563072871If they aren’t hons, I love them too.
>>563073035>Satan is too cheap for a PS5
>>563073253Satan is the one driving up prices and lowering availability. He owns Sony stock.
I’m gay and a faggot and
>>563073171I love you
>>563073035>Ralsei asking for some batteries for his Tetris game
>>563073361I speak their language. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6ScG-Vt7-4
>>563034165THEORY: Mettablook is Dess's ghost
>me when 3 irl women snickering in the background about celebrity gossip or whatevereww get away from me i am gay and fuck off and>me when 3 irl women snickering in the background about deltarunehello ladies, you come here often?
I don't get how some anons are here every single day
>>563074023Circlejerking in this thread is their main social outlet
>>563073489i love you too
>>563074020I come here daily. >>563074023Skill issue from everyone else.
>>563074020Did the relationship with your underage boyfriend you groomed fail already?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/e460lpN6uRw
>>563074613frisk is such a whimsical creature
>>563074613sugoi but in korean or something
>>563074449wtf how old is his boyfriend?
>>563074303Come on doomy poopy, you ever go out on walks? read? there's a whole life I feel like you're missing out on.
>>563074023because it's fun and free and makes me smile
i hang out here every day but i also read books and watch movies and play video games and go outside sometimes
>>563074613They came to a compromise
>>563074890He refused to say on multiple occasions and paired with his low functioning Aspergers, it’s pretty concerning
>>563074613I would never ignore my wife Frisk.
>>563074932I've blogposted about my life quite a bit already. If you were paying attention you would know it's golf season again and I get plenty of travel and entertainment. I literally missed the new chapters dropping because I was busy living that life you're talking about.
The Gaster fight will be exclusively available on the best possible route due his pataphysical knowledge allowing him to understand that (You) are more likely to see an "ultra-bullshit challenge fight" against him as a reward, rather than a punishment, unlike Sans.
besides my chronic signleness and lack of irl friends i live a pretty full life and only come here when i'm at home snuggling under the blankets on my couch
frisk and chara rape asriel and make kris watch (after they watched toriel banged by sans)
Well I haven’t played any of the games I just think this general is cool
5 years agokris raped dessriel......and the world just fucking watched...
any news?maybe some olds?
I saw a Frisk in the woods near my house
I can't wait to see how the weird route develops in chapter 5
>>563075439>>563075559RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
>>563075559....and now....The Cheetahmen
>>563075419gaster would reward us both if we reached the best route and the worst route tho'
>>563075419sans should have known that the interdimensional entity possessing a child was a masochist and only attempt to kill them after they had freed everyone from the underground what a dipshit
>>563075224>he intentionally refuses to acknowledge what age for my bf i said earlier because he either wants to shitstir on purpose or he wants me to spill more info about my bf than just the age, because he thinks threats and misinfo are a good way to gather info on threadpillars.dossierfrens you are not looking good right now, sorry. also your post numbers last two digits are his age, incase you are being sincerely retarded.
>>563075428I have to be on a computer all day for school so I basically always have an utg tab open
>>563075782blatant lies btw
>>563075782aren’t you like 35 or something, are you the big daddy sugar dom in the relationship
>>563075582you got pregnant by a pippins stacy
>>563075782They've been just downright rabid the past couple days. I think the wait is getting to people.
>>563075809if i had to do that i think the temptation to waste all of my time would be too great and i wouldnt be able to focus
At least Tasquebrap finally died of deer AIDS
>>563075701rapes and such, lovely vegetables
>>563075905that's not news nor olds.that's just fake.
>>563076050many such cases!
>>563076338prove it post flat belly
>>563076130the stimmies give me the will to live
>>563072510The real Jockington was replaced by Girlington to prevent the beard from being grown, and break the prophecy.
how much more waiting?
>>563072678Shut up Mettaton
>>563076724every time this gets asked toby adds an extra week
now that your fave is next to- a-a-aside of my fave i realize that i know you- of you
>>563076724
>>563073883Carol was a real dick not sending her daughters ghost some money so he could not have to work on a snail farm
>>563076724Six Seven
I WANT IT FAVE WAY(tell me why)AINT NOTHIN BUT A HEAAAAARTACHE(tell me why)AINT NOTHIN BUT A MISTAAAAAKE(tell me why)I NEVER WANNA HEAR YOU SAYIIIIIIIII WANT IT FAAAAAAAAVE WAY
>>563071534
>>563077189
>>563077493>christiancringe. also the pope said deltarune is ok so by transitive property so is homosexuality (but only if they're married)
>>563076835waterfave rules
>>563077642a christian made your fuzzy critters simulator tho
>>563077778i'm not a furry and toby gets an exception because since undertale is pope blessed by extension so is he so that makes him better than other christians
I hate fuzzy cwittersI love uhhhh scalie cwitters?
I love all the cwitters
FURRY CWITTER FUR COATSCALIE CWITTER BOOTS
>>563078313>no hooman leather pantsfake fan
Venn diagram of fuzzy, scalie, and smooth, robots included
>>563078450HOOMAN LEATHER LAMP SHADE
>>563078395
homo(it means humans) critters
>>563078492You have Geined my attention
I don’t pay attention to any google dockeys now. Just a bunch of lies most of the time
>>563077493Chad.
>>563078579Pointing out the words Homo Erectus in the biology textbook to Susie every day until she no longer finds it funny (the day never comes)
Finally did all my laundryI have becomed a laundry done critter
Nosy cwitters
>>563078845Susie never saw a penis in her whole life she thinks penises get hard like a balloon inflates
>>563079256They have the internet
>>563079256She once heard the word "blowjob" and did the math from there
Baki the Faver
Favi the Baker
563030727https://x.com/Rafgarn/status/2042061854915137807
Toby Fox has weaseled into another rhythm gamehttps://x.com/NecroDancerGame/status/2042286665075736794?s=20
>>563079251i need to smooch that nose
phantom favefave tendencystardust cru-faversfave is unbreakablefave aureo (golden fave)fave oceansteel fave runfavefaveionthe FAVElands
>>563079881ok
>>563079881Everhood got in before Undertale just like how Everhood 2 was completed before Deltarune and Everhood Roguelike will be done before Nutdealer
pillar men fave
>>563079881i bet that game isn't translated in spanish or portuguese
>>563078395>>563078552The elder puzzler is rolling in his grave right now
>>563080226the pillar mikes
World of Fave
>>563079808it's cursd, isn't it?
Jockington is a tapeworm Catti swallowed to lose weight but it mutated and crawled out of her and now they're friends.
I just came like 5 seconds ago and I’m typing this with one hand as I clean up my junk. My fave is Asriel btw
if weird route isn't epic as the genocide route, toby degraded as a developer
>>563080615men are disgusting creatures
>>563080737I’m a woman actually I squirted
Has fave ever spent more time gooning than sleeping in a 24 hour period?
>>563080764Then you would've said you squirted and you'd have much more to clean than just your hand.
>>563080939it could be a babby squirt
>>563080730Weird route has a rape scene.
>>563080939I have a cock and balls due to surgery
>>563081004untrue
I have a soul due to surgery
I sold my soul to the devil at a young age
soul is snooping as usual i see
>>563081247the devil in question
Toby backed out of a rape scene because the woke pressured him
I never had a soul
>>563080730Spamton's fight gave me hope that it would be, and then we got zero different fights across two entire chapters.
i made the soul (forma de deltarune) pregnat with my krissy wissy
mmmm wriggling souls yumyum
Tenna backed out of a fifth dessert because the table pressured his yummy tummy
I’m a gay ass faggot
I want to give oral sex to Ralsei, Susie, and Noelle.
>>563082363What an adorable little bugger
Adorable little WHAT
Adorable little snugger
post charas
If Toby Fox makes Dess ugly I will fucking kms
>>563083285I’d you can’t love uglyass fave then you’re spiritually weak
>>563083285noelle and carol and rudy are all lovably wonky looking, rudy the least.
>>563083201
The inclusion of rain is really unsettling with all the rain connections getting stronger
https://science.howstuffworks.com/science-vs-myth/what-if/what-if-fell-into-black-hole2.htm>Either way, spaghettification leads to a painful conclusion. When the tidal forces exceed the elastic limits of your body, you'll snap apart at the weakest point, probably just above the hips. >You'll see your lower half floating next to you, and you'll see it begin to stretch anew as tidal forces latch onto it. The same thing happens to your torso, of course, until each half snaps a second time. >In a matter of seconds, you're a goner, reduced to a string of disconnected atoms that march into the black hole's singularity like ants disappearing into a colony.>In a matter of seconds, you're a goner, reduced to a string of disconnected atomsPapyrus's frozen spaghetti represents the space-time strings of a goner's fate being unable to change due to the pull of a black hole
Elegance arrives.I got addicted to Mewgenics is all.
>>563080863Unfortunately yes
>>563084313this is not unlikely and it would make me so mad if true
>>563075439I wish I was femdom raped by them...
>>563084320Your dad fucks dead deer, ugly narcissist. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TGHx0M67Jg
>>563084067>Adorable nerdy girl that is kind at heart>Jokester DILF material that looks pretty well despite health prohlems>Soul eating ghoul that somehow looks less alive than her cancer ridden husbandOne of them is not like the other
Krisp
>>563083201Here's your hooman.
*scooches over to you to show you a short*https://youtube.com/shorts/XfoezFPw1EQ?si=XfNYc80-NMjLVa2W
>>563084675The sprite is a bad angle. We all have them. Hers just happens to be on a more metaphysical plane
>>563084675lmfao
>>563084829I enjoyed this. Thank you for sharing it.
>>563084829ehehehehehe
Fave just learned that they now make dildos with balls that swing
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
>>563084969i want to lick carol's smear
>>563085264Why would Fave want bawls on their dildos? Fave's plushie alter ego doesn't understand.
>>563084575your dad fucked your mom and yet you were deeper in her than he ever was just to give birth to a faggot failure that you are.shutten the fucken uppen.
>>563085627Fave doesn't want swinging balls, fave doesn't even own a dildo to begin with, fave just thought it was a funny development in dildo technology
>>563085625pap?
>>563083201What a horrible night to have a curse...
>>563085914any and all smears
>>563085896Oh other Fave misunderstood and thought you were glad to hear about the latest in dildo technology.
>>563085914yrus
I want ralsei to be 8ft tall and I want him to tease me and dom me
>>563085264>>563085896You’re going to shits yourself when you learn about the sliding outer layer of fake skin dildos
>>563086305you don't love ralsei as a character and you only like him as a sex object
>>563086408Let’s be real we all view the characters as sex objects
>>563086305what of ralsei even remains
>>563086501sex objects with personalities and traits I wouldn't want to change
Where is newsletterWhere is chapter 5
>>563086501some of us want to feel like we're walking on eggshells as fave rapidly switches between sweet and nasty in the blink of an eye.
what if fave had those silly swirly eyes from anime + blushy cheeks to show them being flustered that could be cute (not for spamtoing tho)
>>563086515>>563086602Well actually sometimes he’d be nervous and I’d have to egg him on so actually not a lot about him has changed in my fantasy
>>563086384thats too real>>563086501he's more than that to me
>>563086732I would start crying and pissing and ripping my skin off
In memory of Addisonfags.
>>563086501No
>>563086705I feel like you're joking but me fr
>>563087145why would i joke about something so thrilling?
ralsei is cute and cuddly but he can also suck a mean penis. and that’s what i like about him. themes and such.
I like Noelle sometimes
>>563087058thank god they're gone.
papyrus is like napoleon in the sense that they both get nicknamed "NAPOOPAN"
>>563087247sometimes?what about the other times?
i miss kraut
Wanna break from the ads?>In late 2024, Google completed its transition to Manifest V3 in Chrome, which fundamentally changed how browser extensions work. As a result, the full version of uBlock Origin is no longer available for Chrome users.
>>563087058>Sees couple killing people>Offers them a weapon>Refuses to lower price by one (1) dollar>Gets killed Anyone who has addison for a fave was bound to be a retard. At least Spamton was smart enough to stay away from the lightners before going NEO
I think noelle and kris should kiss
>>563087636I simply do not think about her
>>563087749Me too bestie
>>563087749i think dess and noelle should kiss
>>563087839doe(s) that imply that you have the object permanence of a dog?>If i don't think about it, its not existant>if its non-existant, its not appreciateable
>>563087749I think Susie and Ralsei should Kris
i think numbers and letters should kiss
I think me and my thread crush should kiss.
>>563088015>AA-!
how long is this gonna go on
>>563087990Is she not non-existent even if you do think about her?
>>5630880154 U4 U4U <smooch4U <3
>>563088284she is real as a concept and does not require pondering to exist meta-physically.like god, like the goodness of humanity, like the concept of justice or health.
WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROUND
>>563088496WE BRING TEH LOLS
>>563088592despicable little creatures
i think delta and rune should kiss
>>563088496How was the mallWe don't eat salads oftenWe're happy you just dropped 'em
fave cream pouring like waterfalls
i think me and chara should kiss
kill all monsters
I want to cream in susie
>>563088869
>>563089185race war instigating child
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olINAdLIJX0
>>563089185This but unironicallyEspecially the goats
>>563089865nyo...
>>563089547https://youtu.be/zK3o3ZOBQgs
Tomorrow I will start using the ancient technique of not using 4chan during working hours so I can actually try and defry my attention span and get back into enjoying my hobbies and maybe even get some work done on my projects instead of just scrolling all day so if you notice that there's fewer epic posts that's why
>>563090058why do you hate me and want me to die
>>563089185(bender voice) kill all humans
>>563089404Literally murder all living beings.>>563089865Leave the goats for last. It would be SO funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgFLJXas3Yg
>Do you think Chara is a princex? 42 posts Jan 31, 2021>princex>xAlright, that's enough of that. I really should blacklist plebbit from Google results.
>>563090664is that like the princess version of latinx? just say royalty jesus
>>563090485>cut to the goats eating Chara since they had time to prepare
Do you think Chara is a prinsex?
The letter X GENOCIDEDS me
>>563090835but that's too broad
>>563090861god I remember this from a while back, anyone know who did this?
The /utg/ city smoldered, burned down in the wake of battle. The ground soaked in a knuckle's depth of blood and ash. The savage cries of its defenders now silent and still as its ruin was overseen by the architect of its very destruction.The /Utg/ Wars were finally over."There is nothing more reviled than the /utg/er," said the faveish king,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp-fE3YsHWM>Having the Necrodancer characters cosplay Undertale instead of the actual Undertale characters>Meanwhile the Touhou rhythm game got both Undyne the Undying and SansToby's Vision...
>>563090920child of royalty? anything is better than clumsily tacking an X onto a word
<3
>>563090920Given that Chara was adopted it makes sense to be broad about it, because afaik you dont become an heir to the throne by being adopted
faves hoof on the back of my neck as im biting the curb
>>563091531lmao
>>563091346That's inexact, it sounds like it also covers bastards and people who were stripped of their titles and suchYou immediately intuited what "princex" meant and can't come up with an equally clear alternative so it must be a good word>>563091524>afaik you dont become an heir to the throne by being adoptedIn various times and places this has been the main way to become an heir to the throne
how do i achieve world domination fast
Whenever someone glazes Toby Fox, remember he once made a loveable favorite that's a favorite.That favorite's name? Fave."Genius"
Toby Fox invented gay characters that aren't annoying.
mm... glazed donuts...
>>563092209
>>563092360kindness? i thought you said wokeness! nyuk nyuk nyuk!
>>563091198Toby doesn't really care that much about Undertale, he doesn't consider it his autistic opus.
>>563092360Kind Ness vs Rude Sans who wins.
>>563092209Delish>>563092404Ralsei lol
>>563092513is that mettaton a man or a woman i can't tell because mettaton
>>563092549*Kid Dess vs. Nude Sans
kisssssss the anoin reading dis
>>563091531it's tragic that i can read the runes but don't know what htey means.so much for my rune mastery.
>>563092637Chest shape suggests a woman for sure
>>563092749*i'm molesting my kiddo self kiddo
>>563092908i thought so but i've been tricked by busty mettatons before
>>563092637Is it not slop? so it doesnt have to make sense but that "heart" shape would be a cute way to draw a fem mettatons bust. but people draw male mettaton with weird tits all the time anyways. sigh
>>563086384Fave knew about dildo foreskin looong before they learned about dildo swinging balls, funnily enough
Fanclub back to greet me too, great
>>563093724ah, yes.the gooner fave.
Who suffers da most>Monster Kid: Being anything shorter than 5 feet tall>Burgerpants: 40 hour work week; Minimum wage worker>Asriel: 4th year community college student
>>563093828Gaster and Player waiting
>>56309382840 hours? dude burgerpants is working 60 hours, pulling back to back double shifts with open+close. he's lucky if he gets a 2 minute smoke break
>>563094351tl;drhave creepy lovebirds, faggot.
>>563093828MK's a positive kid and Asriel's a go(at)-getter, Burgerpants is more of a downer, so his prophecy is self-fulfilling.
>>563094351>>563094487Oooouuuugh I’m feeling so gassy
burgerchud told me billions must fry
Tasquedad fucks dead deerhttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/716391604/#q716400768https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/544423018/#q544440254
>>563093828monster kid is a girl so its ok that shss short and asriel will one day make money so that eases the pain and burgerpants will never be able to afford that full body hair transplant
>>563094487I doubt she's telling him anything wholesome
>>563094630you fuck worse.
>>563092513Fugly AA indie art style
>>563094727>doomer (original)>>563094630>doomer (imposter)
>>563094727Tennafagette isn't real, put your name back on.
>>563092873Doomer-coded post
>>563090861This was supposed to be Frisk btw.
She then blocked me, played chicken. You see, a narcissist that has been found out, and she has, because my third eye saw through her facade as I no longer am in love, will flail and do things like this. They are cowardly creatures that know they will be destroyed if they don't fight like a cornered rat. I am still a bit antsy and hurt over this, and I got a few general questions. I have a new crush but she is friends with Genebeard. It's very superficial as all they do is trade art and I am friends with my crush, so Genebeard didn't scheme on me here. My mother and Namussy both say I should try as there is a large chance she doesn't know about genebeard's true face. Reddit, if you enjoyed the story, could you help me with these?-Why do nice people have really horrible friends? Are they naive or just malicious?-Is it possible for PTSD that genebeard confirmed can contribute to narcissism?-If crush and I don't work out, are my standards for a partner unrealistic?-How do I tell a red flag apart from a personality quirk in a person?Thank you for reading, Dark... out!
>>563093828No one can even begin to fathom the depths of Pants' pain.
deltarune is set to release soon
How come both Burgerpants and Pizzapants can get a job but I can't
>the family's's fighting's again's
I wish Kraut was alive to see this
>>563095239Clearly pants are a crucial element
>>563095239Burgerpants ate pussy to get his job. Are you willing to do the same?
>>563095376i wish i knew necromantic spells so kraut could see this
>>563095376not even a necromancer can fix how dead i am on the inside.
bratty if mettaton swap or something idk
another chocolate hostess cupcakes moment of weakness today
>>563094676Monster Kid is a girl!?
>>563095975Post belly
>>563095456maybe if the job was eating pussy rather than like an actual job with knives and burns and hot oils and slippery floors
*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiip*
>>563095682What about a stimmiemancer?
>fart>snowgrave jingle plays
deltarune if good
>>563096926i love lasagna so fucking much its unreal
>>563096524that's just a hypeman?
>>563095456Burgerpants ate ICE-E's pussy?? damn...
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
>>563097130PUSS-E?
Undertale the Animated Series but when you go to the official website to watch an episode it does an RNG fun-event roll for which slightly different version of the episode you get
>>563097347gee i sure hope it wasn't
>>563097030me too garf but I hate when it has big thick soggy soft pasta, a mountain of cheese goo, and no bechamel sauce
>>563097394I for one would be concerned if the pussy you interact with is cold.but then again: i would be surprised if /utg/ers interacted with pussies to begin with.
i would have drawn something really cool on the whiteboard but you didn't make a new one... think about that next time...
>>563097439there is literally nothing wrong with a mountain of cheese go. i'd gladly guzzle that goo
>>563097243Good night!
>>563097574the cheese they use on commercial lasagnas is always disgusting in large quantities, now if it had some flavor like goat cheese or smoked cheddar that would be different
ICE-E pussie slushie
>>563097783what sorta freak is putting goat cheese in a lasagna? you bourgeoisie bastards sicken me
>>563097936lasagna should be respected you can't just mutilate it like some whore grilled cheese
now serving gote smegma pezza
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TGHx0M67Jg
I don't like most spaghetti dishes because I can't stand cheese or creamy sauces but I do like noodlesAlphys didn't say this because she canonically likes pizza which is a cheesy food
>>563098261obsessed.
>>563098265an autistic pizza with no toppings save for extra cheese
>>563098317just like you and pippins
>>563096073>>actual job with knives and burns and hot oils and slippery floorsall apply to eating mettatons pussy
>>563098794lol
>>563098563i don't think you understand aggressive desinterest.being passive-aggressively bestowed with bad taste is not my fortier, which is why i call it a woman's taste.
>>563064848Sepia flashback palette to represent his reconstruction to a past better state, a toy solider nutcracker outfit, likely a dustner. In the end he just looks like a frosted cookie.
>>563093162>Is it not slop?What? It doesn't look like slop at all and if it was then it would be disclosed on the Steam store page
>>563099396tldr
All right folks I've hit my limit. No more Waiting. I'm forming a highly skilled team to heist movie the new chapters. Who's joining me and what is your special heist skill.
>>563099430Ouch my gay little heart...
>>563099430Great stuff, he looks so happy.
>>563099430Release the chapter, Toby
>>563096663Bark-fart, meet your replacement: fart-ominousjingle
>>563099585I am The Schizotheorist. With my red string boards, I will formulate a plan so byzantine and confusing, Toby will never see it coming.
>>563099551I wasnt sure at first but then i realized its that thing where people draw their ocs as existing characters, and not weird ai hallucinations
>>563099430This is great but I also want to eat him
>>563099585I am the Fat. With my grand weight, I can demolish breakable objects, block corridors and doorways, and do a sexy stomping dance to distract guards
>>563099430hes so cuteeeee
>>563099557uroe teyst bad
who framed december holiday
>>563099668sorry…… I have forgotten how to speak English…………..
It's funny how in every Undertale collab, the characters never appear in-person, it's always a representation of them as a costume or something.Except for Touhou Danmaku Kagura, where Undyne and Sans just show up. Toby just wants his characters to exist in the Touhou universes but not anywhere else I guess!
>>563099430please tell me the artist can be harassed with publicly accessible data.
>>563099585the one who uses a silver tongue, emotional masking, and a fake mustache to talk our way through the front door. i can and will play whatever role the heist needs to keep the heat off the rest of you
>>563099585I'm Black Sans.
>>563099609>>563099618>>563099837>>563100191:) thanks
>>563099585I'm the comic relief companion that breaks the fourth wall.
>>563099585I’m polish papyrus
should I make a new whiteboard
>>563099585I'm Black. You can pin the crime on me.
>>563100515so sensitive >>563101168yea
>>563099585I'll be the getaway driver that gets betrayed at the last moment so everyone else gets a bigger cut of the chapters.
new whiteboardhttps://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87053155-3065-5834https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87053155-3065-5834https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87053155-3065-5834
Don't let this distract you from the fact that the threadshitters still haven't provided a reason to not purge the anchor
>>563099430god damnit I left two transparent pixels on asgore's face
>>563099585I'm Dunnhier
>>563101856They were taken by Gaster.
Don't let this distract you from the fact that Tenna still hasn't provided a reason to not purge those extra desserts. The pounds are adding up.
>>563101798babe no one's gonna stop posting the anchor, get a better scheme.
>>563101217women can be driven to cold sweats of fear by posting their gay porn to their conservative parents for some reason.common thing.
>>563102294you want to doxx and blackmail someone because of a pixel sprite of two guys smiling at each other?
#KRAUTCORRECTION
>>563102294speaking from experience parents finding your gay cartoons isnt a big deal they block it from their memories pretty quickly
>>563102294what would happen when you show your dying mom the baby asriel rape porn you have saved? kraut being mentally retarded and throwing stones from a (literal) glass house (that will collapse on him when his mom dies), common thing
>>563102294krautsie btfo
>>563103016kraut will seethe and call you evil for daring to say things about his mom while having fantasies like this >>563102294
I’m a gay faggot can I have a hug
>>563103263not like he'll have to worry about his parents finding the asriel pics
>>563103351Kek
Kraut needs a woman in his life. Preferably a nice Black or Jewish woman. Any volunteers?
>>563103424MtF CoL will be Krautkraut’s wife
Sorry guys, the recent space mission pissed off a bunch of aliens secretly making space meth on the dark side of the moon. We're collecting all the people with serious personality disorders to die in the space war first because no one likes them so this whole general is drafted. Toby said survivors will get early access to chapter 5.
>>563103371I really really like his long neck...cute elegant and erotic
>>563102905Funnily enough I don't even have strict parents lol, my parents literally congratulated me when I stopped being too anxious to draw nude figures because it was a big step for me
>>563103846yeah sure why not. going to space and killing aliens would be pretty fucking sweet. they're other, you see.
>nuclear seethe at artfags because they get more attentionSoneday you'll learn to stop giving desperate retards (You)s and this hellhole will heal
>>563103864he looks like a goose with the beak removed
>>563103864Tycho...
>>563104172i was thinking
Can I have a hug
Tenna stacks up yummy pastries and breads at the buffet while Spamton is yelling at him to get his money's worth and get all the expensive seafood and steak (Spamton didn't grow up a rich boss Darkner like Tenna)
>>563104370*Hugs the gay faggot anon*
Sometimes I want to learn to draw specifically to be really annoying towards people who really hate drawfags.
>>563104370*full circle grapples you and flies into the air*
>>563104356My ancestors...
>>563104185Check City, U.S.A.
>>563103871thats actually very cool of them>>563104370*hug*
>>563104482What would your strategy be? I'm a drawfag and might carry out your will for you if I find it funny enough
Chapter 5 release date will be announced during the June Nintendo Direct
>>563104459>>563104508>>563104630Yay :D *cums
>>563104685we already know it though, its june 19
Kraut went all quiet I think we went too hard on him...
>>563104630I'm very thankful for them : )
>>563103846Hell no, I'm not dying to save this gay Earth->survivors will get early access to chapter 5HERE I GO!!!! WATCH ME FLY, [MAMA]!!!
>>563103846ahem i dont have a personality disorder i have a mood disorder so i am exempt. i'll wait patiently for chapter 5 from the comfort of my home
>steals your vessel>traps you inside a bird cage at night>forces you to control him>is surprised and lashes out when you dont make the choices he agrees with>youre the villain for wanting free willwhat the fuck is his problem?
>>563104634No real strategy. Exist and be immune to harressment. A natural born artist is emotionally vulnerable and easy to bully, plus usually posts in other websites which either give them more surface area to attack or simply a better alternative place to hang out with. If I forced myself to learn to draw specifically to post here I would have the powers of a non-artist to be emotionally stable and have no other avenues to be attacked from, allowing me to post forever.
>>563105323/v/ templates suck
>>563105323Arrogant retarded emo teenager please understand
Don’t hug me im gay
>>563104871busy yelling at brown people in counter strike.also: HOLY STRUCK NERVE-A-RONI.
>convenient CSKekky!
>>563103424Best I can do is violent nonconsensual pegging until he learns to like it
excitedly threw my hands up irl like picrel upon seeing a drawfag i like that I haven't seen in a while on the wb yaaay
why is the bird cage all dented and covered in dried blood if i only just got here
>>563105323Also, who’s in control? You, or Kris? Kris can to some extent control the scenes you are confronted with, such as not telling you things, or influencing the choices you can make. Eram also mentions Kris is somewhat happy with the prospect of blaming everything on you if you make bad/evil choices. Lastly, Kris keeps you around for a reason, for some goal. Otherwise you could be put in a glass jar, closed shut, and buried underground already.
Toby Fox won't let you play or even read posts about chapter 5 until you hit gold in league of legends.
Guys I messed up real bad. I spilled my coffee and tried to clean it up and, well, to keep a long story short there is now a sub launched nuclear missile head right towards Toby Fox and Chapter 5. Sorry :(
>>563105989i'm ready, pete
>>563105989>L*ague of Leg*ndsI would rather jizz into my own hands and let it dry up.
>>563105521I think most of the drawfags here have no social media and don't flip out when attacked anyway. You can see the results of this conduct: it does cause seething from a certain set here (Doomschizo)
>>563105883if this post is about me it made me smile :)
>>563105989A little behind the scenes information from the joke post studio. I originally was going to say dota2 instead of LoL because I like that game better. But because I only play unranked and arcade I forgot what dota2 ranks are called, I only remembered that they weren't nice and simple metals ranks. So I switched games and ranked targets mid posts instead of looking it up. Just a peek at how the sausage is made behind the curtain.
>>563106840
>>563105521> A natural born artist is emotionally vulnerable and easy to bullySpeak for yourself
>>563106840i dont want to know how the sausage gets made
Daddy would you like some sausage
League of legends sucks stop playing it and instead play cool single player games like Luigi’s mansion
>>563107007stinky hat
I'm the backwards man, the backwards man, the backwards man, the backwards man, I can walk backwards as fast as you can, I can walk backwards as fast as you can
>>563106435>doomschizo Who?
>>563107097The luigi's mansion dark moon (3ds) multiplayer was underrecognized kino, I used to play it with Susie and noelle and lancer all the time. The fat yellow ghosts were interesting to me for reasons I did not entirely understand yet
>>563107097but fave wants to play castle crashers and battleblock theater
>>563107365some irredeemable faggot that nobody likes, but somehow thinks himself in the authority to lay judgement on some literal who autismo.mind you: we are supposed to believe that this man has a boyfriend, but acts the most unemployed and sounds the lonliest.
>>563107398*kisses you >>563107504*jerks you off
>>563105521I've never had my art insulted in a way that actually got to me, that type of shitting is so insecure it's laughably pathetic
>>563107097I have over 300 hours in Balatro.
>>563107672Damn kraut, where did this come from? How could you possibly be this personally upset about asking who doomschizo is?
>>563107675stop you'll make me-umits just sorta sensitive
>i'm rooting for krauthow did it come to this
Fave loves being a drawfag it's so fun
>>563107097We could play Monster Hunter™ Freedom Unite and hunt giant enemy crustaceans together
>>563107916well you see it all started when i had sausage mashed potatoes and kraut for dinner last night and probably again tonight and maybe even tomorrow theres a lot of leftovers
/utg/ is one big romantasy books. There's so many love stories and love triangles going on.
>>563107812>Everyone is always mad but me, i'm just a chill stonerGet a new bit, no one's buying this one.
>>563108050ahh Shen Gaoren, now that was a carapaceon
What if you found out one of your fellow Waiters didn't actually cate about the game, never played it or watched it amd never will. They just really liked impatiently waiting for things.
>>563107991>make people seethe just by existing in their vicinity how do we do it?
>>563108116still twiddling my thumbs and waiting on my enemies to lovers arc
>>563108147No like I'm worried that something terrible has happened to kraut's life if he is lashing out personally like that. I'm actually confused about what has upset him so bad.
>>563107812>upsetbro, i just explained who doomerschizo is in a concise way while considering "recent" developements.
>>563108116the only one that i care about is the story of my unrequited love towards my thread crush
was playing the witcher3 and noticed that it is somehow midnight already, should be going to bed soon.
>>563108495dude? its only 6:24
>>563108294>the existance of kraut also implies the existance of omega kraut, which will ascend as a demi-god after absorbing a full harem.
>>563108495we don't give a shit niggai know this will make contrarians in the thread say they do but we all know it's a lie
fave stared to hard at the whiteboard and now they have a migraine and their vision is all messed up
>>563108757me too... I've been staring very intently at these breasts
fave just gained the ability to hear the frequency of LED light bulbs
>>563108626>non canon timezone>>563108668what
>>563108661>omega krautA kraut that goes on heat cycles and can get pregnant if you cum inside him?
>>563108150I would crack open its leg with my Gunlance and give his weirdly tough meat to fave as a romantic victory trophy for saving New Home, I suspect he might politely decline having the Lao skull hung up somewhere around his castle
>>563108896>frequency>LEDare they dimmable and currently dimmed?
>>563108860i've also been staring (respectfully) at those badonkers
I don't know if rift of the necrodancer is any good but this Mettaton is pretty hot
Imagine we were all in one big bed having sex
>>563108896all electronics make some noise
>>563108626same timezone we should breed
>>563108978the only thing fertile is the soil.
>>563109160i think about this daily>>563108626>>563109185me too come here babes
Chapter 5: November 19thChapters 6 and 7: January 5th, 2031.
>>563109185>>563109280>breeding>in 2026BACK OFF
>>563109137I wonder if it was their idea or Toby's to have the characters be cosplaying instead of just a straight crossover
>>563109172no they don't.
>>563109326but its hot
It's 5:33
>>563109337They basically pitched the idea themselves and Toby gave them the go-aheadhttps://x.com/NecroDancerGame/status/2042298141844652049?s=20
I need a nursing handjob from one of you
>>563109337Probably Toby since the other crossover DLCs for Rift of the Necrodancer just have the crossover characters rather than cosplay
>>563109137sparkly leggings and shoulderpads is good, and i like the blue..people usually pair it with pink instead of this more purple tone and sometimes it doesnt work
>>563109778fave has always wanted to do that
>>563109337now when they say "cosplay" are they implying that ut/dr both exist within the universe of necrodancer?
>>563096926I like lasagne and love Toriel!
>>563109778My hands are too manly
>>563109741That sounds more like Toby declined to let them use the characters and they pitched the cosplay idea as an alternative. You have to admire his autism.
>>563109782>>563109741>Toby is such an autist he wont let other games use his characters at all they all have to be costumesHe didn't even fucking design some of those characters, why is he like this?
Dumb creature
>>563110125sorry, but i'm not going to allow you to put sora in smash brothers. it might fuck up the canon to my totally unrelated video game.
>>563109778I did that as a guy one time to a shorter they
>>563110137Watch it get flustered
the best part of drawing is the productive things I'm choosing not to spend my time on
>>563110243Am I ESL or does this sentence not make sense
>>563110243Berdly and Kris?
>>563110360esl
>woman not trying to insert very retarded non-euclidean and very personal fetish into non-canon character - DIFFICULTY: IMPOSSIBLE.
>>563110125Toby isekai'd into our world from the Deltarune universe and did the best he could to accurately represent his homeland even if he had to pay Temmie to do most of the heavy lifting in that regard. Please understand.
>>563110360>>563110418It's a very clunky and unusual, but otherwise grammatical, sentence.
>>563110243me before this post: nursing hand jobs are kind of unsexy, handjobs aren't that hot and nursing is stupidme considering man tits and fingering: hmmmm
>sphinxtenna not trying to insert very retarded non-euclidean and very personal pippins employees into mouth - DIFFICULTY: IMPOSSIBLE.
>>563110424I wish a woman inserted her very personal fetish into me
>>563109778this but sleepy morning handjob while spooning
>>563110578i wish for women to insert themselves into a loving relationship with real people that care about them so they do not waste their energy doing retarded shit like this.
>>563110424If you could draw any fetish you want could be in your art, but for now you merely watch from the proverbial cuck chair as drawgods actualize their deepest desires and thrive.
>>563110651you'll get one some day
>>563109778>>563109905
Sphinxtenna using the entire Desert Board as a litterbox (Clean it up, Mike!)
i wish for tenna to insert himself into loving real people that care about him so he does not waste his energy eating retarded shit like this.
>>563110731NTA but I just write my female-facilitated rape stories with Susie, Noelle, and Kris and keep them to myself.
>>563110805no sir i don't like it
>>563110848>>>writelmao
>>563082346
>>563110913what, you prefer a giant toilet in the middle of the desert? lets be real
>>563110731the cuck chair implies i like it and actively made this happen the way it is, when in fact i have a love-hate relationship with the woman on the bed fucking herself by herself.
my headache and vision are getting worse
>>563110994yeah but imagine a giant sandstone toilet like a pyramid
>>563111075why imagine it, when you can build it? tonight, we mine. then, we craft.
>>563099430Cute
>>563111002You pretend to hate artists every day yet will be the first hamster at the water droplet tube thirsting for more tomorrow, lie to me all you want but at least be honest with yourself cucksie.
>>563111002This is avant-garde cuckolding.
>>563110631Cozy sexual love...
>>563110915I can write about Susie holding Noelle down and Kris impregnating her all I want and you can't stop me.
>>563110805>>563110547>been using sphynx all this time>look it up>that's only for the cats sphinx is for the mythical creature...i've been fucking this up for 10 months...goddamn it
speaking of artists how the goddamn shit do people keep proportions consistent
>>563111485yeah, like a lynx.
>>563110806Clean it up Battat
>>563111485The same happened to me as I realized "Why are there 2 different spellings?" a while ago, in your defense I think either works in this particular case
>>563111518you draw something shitty and then edit it for an hour until it all matches
>>563110631This is what life should be about
>>563111518just make them fatter every time you draw them
>>563111479Writing is the ultimate cope for hacks who can't express themselves properly through art or music. You know this to be true.
>>563111690please dont vaguepost about me
>>563111002What the shit are you talking about you drooling retard
>>563111907I know that writing is under-appreciated because anyone can string words together and call it writing. It takes discernment to actually perceive the quality and make something worth reading.
>>563111518Have a magical power (Autism) and just feel what is wrong with your drawing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahSe-XJPJZM
>>563111919I would never princess
Just came for the third time today time to clean myself up said Ralsei
>Rudy was the captain of the royal guard before retiring because of injuries/illnessAsgore fucked Toriel and Gaster and Rudy and Alphys and
oh you don't wanna know what anon said about fave.... oh the horror.....
>>563064526>No black knifeDesshawk upscale
>>563111990masturbation is a form of cheating
>>563112164only three? what is this, amateur hour?
im dying
>>563112441locating the penis beneath the folds takes a lot of energy
Shape gang
>>563112538cut the suckers off if they're impeding progress. duh.
How many times have YOU masturbated today, anons?
>>563112507>smelly armpit fetish post
>>563112538How many foids could you possible have and why are they trying to hide your penis?
>>563112619the mic rula the old schoola
>>563112374virgin take
>>563112639five....:(
>>563112639I'm done ovulating so I don't really want to right now
Susie has some big ass hands
>>563113002the better to grope you with my dear
>>563112639In a few minutes it'll be six times
>>563112639zero
What else is there to do besides masturbate and play video games all darn day
>>563112639Once, worst part is I wasn't able to fall asleep afterwards
>>563113318sometimes i cook or skateboard or post on my internet forums but rest assured im still playing video games and masturbating all day somewhere in the middle
>>563113318Well Toby you could also program draw something for the game you are supposed to make.
>>563113426cumming always makes me feel sleepy.anyone else get that?
This general is just one long group j/o sesh that I'm using as an emotional fleshlight
>>563110424you're the one who won't shut up about impregnating noelle.
>>563113591Yuh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZbdyfjLMwc
I would take up skateboarding but I’m not a teenager anymore so I would just look STUPID AND OLD AND UGLY WAAAHHH
My fetish? Playing a finished and completed video game. Needless to say I'm deeply unsatisfied.
I think Carol should reveal she’s pregnant at a pivotal moment like a soap drama
>>563113545Biologically it releases happy chemicals that relax you
>>563113780toby is edging you
>>563113778stuff it. tony hawk still rips at like 90
talking to other people is a form of cheating
>>563111907T-T-T-TRVKE!
>>563113545for me the sex thoughts drown out the thoughts and worries of everday life, so i can sleep easier if i think about sex
>>563113787this but kris
>>563113545That's why I tried but it just didn't work, probably too anxious
>>563113787>>563113974and the baby is (you)
I’m in my twenties and I feel so old and out of touch and a creep and a weirdo and a pervert let’s all just fucking die
has anyone done the pippins god tiers yet? I suck at classpecting but i think fujo would be a witch of heart
anyone friendless in their twenties and becoming increasingly detached from humanity?
Do you think it’s possible for an author to mischaracterize their own characters?
does toby use speech to text to speech? is that even a thing?
>>563114475i was until about 11 days ago
>>563114653yes I did read homestuck thanks for asking
>>563114692when you stayed in the exact same situation except in your thirties now?
>>563114653yes, it usually happens when the author comes back after 10 years to do a cashgrab sequel
>>563114692happy belated birthday
>>563114475I'm going to a concert with an old friend from middle/high school later this month because I made strong enough friendships to last well over a decade later. Can't relate.
>>563114785yeah man there ya go
>>563114475You know when I was 13 I met my friend online who was in his twenties. I would do the same thing now that I’m in my twenties, but everyone is so strange about friends having age gaps now that I think I will forever remain friendless because nobody would want to be friends with me because everyone is ageist now
>>563114653Did you play Chapter 4?
>>563114475join a dnd group or something bro. you're too young and unwrinkled to be a nihlist fuck and i say that as someone in their 30s
>>563114843Yeah it's fucked up. That's how I met my wife.
>>563115028Anon, all twenty year olds think/act/talk like that now. Making friends is hard when everything is online.
>>563114843you're a platonic groomer, get in the back of the van
>>563114843my ex was playing rocket league with 15 year olds when she was 30. its fiiiine
>>563115191But I’m not a groomer….
>>563114653Yeah that movie's coming out in the 29th
>>563115175everything is always hard all the time, and it never gets easier. might as well make the best of it with what you have right now.
>>563115052I'm so sorry she groomed you like that
>>563115395that's cute
>>563115496if the alternative is the rope, i'll be cute all day
>>563115052good for you :)
Thoughts on Tenna with nipples?
>>563115658I'd prefer to see you cute and in rope.
I think when I’m 60 years old, I’ll buy myself a big ‘ol revolver and head deep into the woods, find a nice spot, undress and fold my clothes next to it, play a nice peaceful or melancholic song, and then shoot myself.
>>563115920That's what you said about turning 20 and about turning 30. Why would 60 be any different?
>>563115920why would you do that when you can jerk off and eat smoked salmon
>>563114653ralsei
>>563116052This
Maybe you guys need to stop eating like shit
>>563116052because no one will jerk off and eat smoked salmon with me
>>563116292whats wrong with sausage mashed potatoes and sauerkraut
Fuck what would I even do at age 60 that is fucking terrifying
>>563115920I'd reply with 'same' but as it turns out, thanks to experimentation with trying to kms when I was a teen I found out that I don't have the courage to jump off a chair and the same probably applies to pulling the trigger, so I really hope some fatal accident ends up killing me before I turn 50 or 40 because I know I wouldn't be able to do it myselfGosh darn I'm so fucking pathetic...
Personally I'm gonna die of an undiagnosed heart defect around the age of 46.
You're not gonna die. None of you are gonna die. I won't allow it. I will bring you back. And you're gonna play with me forever.
>>563116412Join a golf course committee and run the leagues. Build a cabin in the woods and shoot guns. Work on machines and motors in the workshop, maybe do some wood carving. Shitpost on the internet as an old man.
We should all live together so we can be happy
>>563116564god i wish someone was willing to rip apart time and space to get me back
We are all gonna die of Deltarune Chapter Deficiency
>>563116619I know yo musty asses aint showering enough for group living
I am terrified of taking anything seriously or enjoying anything because if I started to enjoy life I would be scared to die
>>563116895there is zero sense in being afraid of the inevitable
>>563116967Top five things to say during rape.
I feel like I haven’t done a whole lot with my life, even if I’m probably doing better than others.
>>563116619you'd get sick of me eventually, everyone does
>>563117102number 1: boo!number 2: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
I hate the fact that just wanting to complain and whine about a game's development speed has lead me to spending my work shifts posting with some of the most pathetic people on the internet.
>>563116619I don't trust any of you not to murder me.
>>563117156you should use that to learn and grow
every other post in this general could be utdr npc dialogue
>>563117219I have a driver’s license, know how to code, can play piano, and have written stories (fanfic) that people love. I’m not pathetic.
>>563117219At least you recognize you're going out of your way to do it.
>>563117398maybe we're characters in some sort of deltarune arg. we've had our memories wiped so we dont remember
Fave wants to stop using 3D models to draw because it feels fraudulent
I'm Black Sans, yo.
>>563117357ive been trying to for the past decade, i dont think im fit for human company
>>563117398this thread is toby's final trick: stealing our conciousnesses to make infinite dialogue for him in his third game
Hey buddy, come I. My ASS
>>563117516Stop being retarded, fave, the pros do it, just as long as you don't trace an image it's not fraudulence
If the soul has legs it runs with, does that mean it has unused arms?
>>563117516personally I just think 3d models are too tedious to pose
>>563114653Yes but only if there's a long gap since they last wrote the character and they aren't emotionally invested in the character. If you fall out of the mindset you had when you last wrote the character and don't care enough to get back into it, you can easily write them OOC. I wouldn't say Toby is an example of this, at least not yet.
>>563117692maybe even a sweet prehensile tail
>>563117537Hey Black SansYou my nigga
>I've wanted to kill myself for fifteen years and I'm only 19 years old I wish we all lived in a mansion without clothes or personal belongings and just played Burnout 3 and jerked off every day sigh>if Bratty had a dick would she use it to bounce around like a pogo stick?The two kinds of /utg/ posts
>The “desert” in The Legend animation is actually snowOh, that makes sense
>>563117516
>>563118110>burnout 3flatout 2. it has yellowcard and underoath
>>563117636nyart while it isnt fraudulent sometimes they do stunt your growth, and it can look more stiff and cookie cutter than if you just tried to draw the pose yourself, sometimes its really obvious when someone used a 3d model. its good to not rely too much on them
>>563118120I saw that post too, man I feel bad for ralsei stepping on snow rawpaw style
>>563118110Actually I think we should play BURNOUT REVENGE for the PS2 as we SMOKE WEED and fill our BELLIES with DIET SODA
>>563118110>>I've wanted to kill myself for fifteen years and I'm only 19 years oldWhat age did you guys start wanting to kill yourself? It was around 7 or 8 for me.
>>563117692soul is kris’ STANDO POWAH!>I swear, if Mr. Fox gets the bright idea to have Kris unleash Soul while in aura farming pose, and then point at a chapter’s final boss…
>>563118120I saw the post too, 1,000 kromer to my noah's flood blizzard theory
>>563118110Neither of these posts are actually very common in /utg/
>>563118296probably around 9-10? its like proper full on sentience kicked in and it was immediately too much
>>563118296Did you get molested?
>>563118261It looks very similar to the snow piles in TV World
>>563118296I’ve gotten over the “I should kill myself” stuff entirely, but I’ve felt old since I was like, 10-11
Dess used Kris to practice cutting hair and fucked his shit up several times.
>>563118394I dunno man I feel like I've seen the "we should all live together in the /utg/ house and fuck every day" post at least four times a month
>>563118110I’m in bed someone gigaquote the first greentext for me thank you
>>563118427It was like that for me too. As soon as I became aware of myself as a person who existed in the world and affected other people, I immediately felt like I should die so that would stop happening.Said Chara
our housein the middle of the street
>>56311829613, I remember it clearly
I feel like some of you guys want to rope yourselves as a final fuck you to your parents
>>563118718nooooo? that would hurt my mom's feelings, stupid.
Seriously, /utg/. are we going to meet up or what?
>>563118296>damn this went darkWhile I did have suicidal thoughts at 18 and at 21 due to certain life crises that are past me, my first brush with suicide was when I was 7, I was consoling and comforting my poor overworked and abused mom to not do so. She couldn’t do it herself with me watching, so she was crying and begging God to take our souls directly and to at least accept my soul to heaven.She didn’t commit suicide and lives to this day, she’s happy now and I visit her often.
>>563118184… Are you polish
>>563118801I hope that never happens
>>563118815german. pennsylvania dutch
>>563118789*eyes glow red* I’M not stupid… *teleports behind you* YOU’RE stupid… *eats your brainses*
>>563118718its the only way for them to know how painful it is to be me
I envision all of /utg/ to be shorter than 6 feet so I can tower over everyone at the meetup
>>563118801Yes, utg meetup in 5
>>563118801>he missed the april meetupLaugh at this bozo
>>563118932Wawa or Sheetz?
>>56311811if bratty had a dick she would be too busy having me bounce on it to use it as a pogo stick >you will never get pegged by bratty while catty jerks you off and laughs at your small penisif dreams could come true
after going on prozac I actually notice my lack of spiraling over things and making myself miserable. something happens that would have made me freak the fuck out back then and I just... don't care. it's like I can feel it gently washing over me like a warm wave in shallow water. it's kind of hard to believe. I love being numb
>>563119068both are pretty ass. wouldnt be caught dead eating that slop
I HATE DRAWING FEET!!!!!!!!! I FEEL GROSS!!!!!?????!?!?!
>>563118718I want to rope myself as a final fuck you to me, my parents and the world would be much better without me
>>563118296I think 12 or 13. Honestly I havent felt happy since then.
I wish I was 13 years old again but I was off killing other humans in a war before getting a sword or bullet driven through my heart killing me but nooo I have to be in my twenties, I have to work this shitty job, and I have to die in my 40s
>>563118718I actually tolerate my parents though
>>563118718It's the opposite, I felt like a burden on my parents and thought they would be happier without me around. I think that's a lot more common than people wanting to kill themselves out of spite. If you see enough value in your own existence to want to wield it as a weapon against other people, you probably don't want to kill yourself.To keep this on topic, this is probably more or less the mindset Chara had with their plan.
ok so how many of you have been abandoned by a friendgroup
>>563119068me asking my baby if it wants a drink or a blanket
suicide so I can brag that I lived to see the final chapters and you died
>>563119389your friend group cant abandon you if you abandon them firstsaid bpd fave
>>563118718If I didnt love my parents Id steal a cessna and crash it into the sea.
>>563119212Just draw the Holidays so you can feel gross drawing hooves instead
Bros you guys are bumming me out I'm going go play roblox with my cousins who are two decades younger that me.Also don't let anyone tell you you're just being nostalgic the games kids are playing these days ARE straight up dogshit.
>>563119515Berdfag has bpd and got abandoned hard by his friends once they realized what he was and now he's our problem again unfortunately.
>>563119515This. 3 years ago I blocked everyone in my contacts and moved on.
Which Holiday would you let give you a hoofjob
>>563119389I have and I almost killed myself over it and I still get sad if I think about it too hard. If I saw these people in real life I think I would kill them. Said fave
>>563119746Rudy
>>563119027I'm sure I height mog you, sorry buddy
>>563117398in my head this is what undernet 4chan looks like
>>563119746>spiky unwashed hoof jabbing at my vaginaow. carol
>>563119485You fool... As long as there is Deltarune, there will be ME! (Unintentional causes of death may not apply)
>>563119389I have not been abandoned by any friend groups, but I sure have been abandoned by individual people I considered to be close friends
artschizo got ate up and shat out btw
>>563119746Noelle are you stupid
>>563119882lmfaoooo this is exactly what I was picturing bless you
>>563119882You’re the anon that made the one kris and noelle drawing where they were kids that used 4chan posts for their dialogue
Tenna's dessert got ate up and shat out btw
If I ever made a Undertalelike I'd include hundreds of /utg/ posts as random NPC dialog
>>563119948I'm 90% sure the artschizo was one of the artists who got butthurt over discord or drawing website drama of some kind.
>>563119389I used to have a friendgroup in high school which turned out they made an msn group chat excluding me to talk shit. Also they never really wanted to be my friends. They were secretly bullying me for liking anime the whole time. I was more mad at myself for not realizing sooner.I made some actual lifelong bros in uni though. They all had autism or ADHD.
Watching QC walk down the street would be insane. All that stuff jiggling around…
>>563120175If you include my posts you're legally obligated to have sex with me
I want friends but what if they leave me it would be like I just wasted my time
Kris got used up and shat out btw
>>563120269It's just kind of like that sometimes, you can't really avoid it you have to get lucky
>>563120196Imagine being bullied for liking peak. Genuinely why are white people like this?
>>563119746carol.and what do you mean by "let"
I have to say though, getting rid of your stuff before kms is incredibility soul cleansing
>>563120456Normies are sheeple, water is wet
>>563119746Rudy because he's gonna die and would be down to try anything
>>563120196>They were secretly bullying me for liking anime the whole time.It will forever irritate me how much of a phenomenon anime has become with normies. I got so much shit for watching the original fullmetal alchemist in third grade.
>>563119839Other fave empathizes and related to this and sends a deltahug. Fuck those people
>>563114653It's called Berdly
>>563120069
>>563120069One day I can only hope that my art style becomes this recognizable
4chan is for epsteinites people, you are here for deltarunedeltarune is for epsteinites people
>>563118801were meeting up in da bronx, april 13th. i cant buh-lieve you didnt know that.
>>563114653Yes, but Toby has told us with the Pluey preview that it doesnt matter
my fave got ate up by me but absorbed into fat instead of shat out because i dont like disposal
>>563120692>It will forever irritate me how much of a phenomenon anime has become with normies.I still maintain that it’s because American animation basically shot itself in the foot dozens of times over
>>563120989Do you genuinely think the Pluey preview mischaracterizes the characters in it
What would you do in this scenario?
>>563120860Thank you friend :) *hugs you back
I want to hold her hand while we kiss and cuddle and do lovey dovey things.
Will the /utg/ meetup be brown or white?
>>563120196I had a "friendgroup" like this online who called me a stalker for pointing out their public posts talking shit about me. Then they were all talking about how they don't care if the people they hang out with actually hate them. I don't get people like that.said Spamton while extremely drunk at the Color Café
>>563121158bite him hard as fuck
>>563121267Why would you hurt him when he's being so nice to you? :(
>>563121135No but it mocks fans who care about details like the characters actual names vs accepted fanon.
>>563121354I can't help it...
>>563121420>nonzero chance the mantle holder was never meant to have a name and toby makes his name john mantle because "why not, it doesn't matter"
>>563121420but they don't HAVE actual names
>>563121542>his
>>563121114Nah, it's just because a bunch of shounen slop got popular during COVID. That's why any anime other than those particular shounen slop series is still stigmatized and seen as cringe shit for perverts.Said Alphys, lamenting how Ms. Boom removed the anime reviews from the TeenZone because she got too many complaintd about Mew Mew Kissy Cutie being a "diddyblud" anime
>>563121603Technically their canon names are Small Mike, Cowboy Mike and Cat Mike but those are fucking gay and boring
will you live long enough to see the release of deltarune?
I love when a plane flies overhead. the world feels big.
>>563121707but they aren't mike, those are characters they play.i think toby knew people would call them by their mini-game names so he could joke about it later.
Toby will reveal that Kris' favorite video game was MANHOLE because he found it funny people misread MANTLE
>>563121114Even the guys making American animation had to sell weebshit. Disney distributes Ghibli and Cartoon Network had to acquire and show pokemon, run toonami, and put adult anime on adult swim to fill time slots and make money. You weren't getting Adventure Time without them selling Naruto first.
I think the funniest solution to the Mike name problem is that everyone calls them their minigames and they don't care except Battat who gets pissed off every time they call him Battat
>>563121826i agree, vulkin
>>563121732no
>>563118801people should just announce what undertale concert theyre going to
deltagooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnn *explodes*
>>563122042But I don’t want to go to a fucking undertale concert, that is a life threatening amount of cringe
>>563121420"Cat Mike" isn't his name, it's a descriptive title. He isn't Mike so his name can't be Mike, and he isn't even a cat so his name can't be Cat. It's like thinking a character is named Thug #2 because that's how the actor was credited and if Thug #2 gets a real name in the sequel then it's a retcon.
The /utg/ commune would just be one massive welfare leech orgy and that would be glorious
>>563119746Dess is the only one who would know how to do it and i would also like that very much. My second choice is rudy but hes too nice to do that especially to a nice young lady like myself *bats eyelashes*
>>563122167The only canonical solution is to just call them Pippins, Shadowguy and Zapper even though those are all species there can be multiple of
>>563122167hi s name is pluey and it stands for Pleasant Lcat Ufatassjiggling eySocute
HIS NAME IS MOTORMOUTH MIKE!! MOTORMOUTH MIKE!!
>>563122153posting on the undertale thread on 4chan is more embarrassing than leaving the house and having fun
Papyrus Lafter Unot Esurviving Y...
I’m so ugly and stupid
>>563122443What if I farted in your mouth, how bout dat?
I'm hot and smart and almost middle class.
Toby comes from the MSPA forums where you could jokingly refer to a background character as Louie Fart and chances are it would be adopted officially after a few weeks
Berdly.
I've learned seven of the thirteen legendary secrets and if I can find the last six Toby will release deltarune.
Let’s all say random silly things because it’s funny
I want to see if anyone says they're going to the concert in my city so I can be excited I live near someone and send lanterns into the air like rapunzels parents
im so fat despite having a job that makes me lift heavy objects oh boo hoo fave will never love me like this
suselle is pedophilia btwsusie should wait until noelle is 18
>>563122250Actually the Mikes aren't referred to as their species names anywhere since you only fight them in the Mike disguises and they don't refer to each other that way. Calling green Pippins a Pippins is technically just widely accepted fanon based on his appearance and filenames, he could be a different species called Giggins for all we know.
How many of you are fat fucks who want to kys jesus christ
A one-shot between Kris Dess and Papyrus taking potshots in the woods and practicing drills as part of Dess' prepper fantasy would smack but I lack the military knowledge to write it>>563122814Susie is CallMeCarson
im so skinny despite having a job that makes me sweat all da-no wait..
>>563122803I don't believe you post a vocaroo of slapping your belly like a seal
I’m going to sleep please stroke my penis okay I love you all muah
>>563122814Noelle is the oldest, Then Kris, Then Berdly and Susie surprisingly is the youngest.
let's cut that guys penis off
>>563122872im a fat lover who loves kissing
>>563122814They are all exactly 16.
sex with sleeping fave
>>563122814They have Gnomeo and Juliet laws in Hometown.
Choppa hit him and he turned into a booty clapper
>16too old!
>>563123152You are so brave for that.. *starts sucking you off*
>>563123152Omocat said this
>>563123484that's why she made the headspace variants
>>563123152Dess is your hero
https://files.catbox.moe/zj7p7r.mp4
i think that pedophilia is wrong but i also like deltarune how do i solve this contradiction?
>>563123553What the fuck
>>563123553the metaton tapes leaked...
>>563123553This is why nobody talks about Chujin's older Axis models
>>563123553the fabled super sucker cum jetting machine...
>>563123130Carol would singlehandedly attempt to revive the "of chaste life" descriptor in modern legal discourseThe argument would fall apart entirely once Noelle's chat logs and spending history were released
*grows to gargantuan size* MAKE THE NEW THREAD NOOOOWWWWW!!!!!
Krintopher Dreemum
>>563124067*scales you like a hungry kitten or the dude from shadow of the colossus*
>>563124067*digs in your butt*
Please partake in the creation of a new bread
the last utg...
>>563123617dont jerk it to deltarune porn
The /utg/ straight I closed until new chapters are released
/utg/ is cancelled, we simply can't afford it anymore
I wanna touch a fat mans belly so badly
The guys who used to make /utg/ all retired and no one knows how to make it anymore.
i wanna worship a mean woman's feet so badly
>>563124815Same
>>563119882I like the second oneWeird squid/bird/alien creature
I wanna touch a cute TV's pecs so bad
And me? I just wanna play the last three chapters of hit indie game Deltarune.
>>563125240>>563125240>>563125240
>>563125225this is a blue board anon... you're too lewd
