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I love my wife Aria!!!
...lost to a wuwa male...
>Yenless Yen Zero
!!!airA efiw ym evol I
gong
>>563073989Seeing Burnice and Lighter together is always cute.
Miyabi is so cool
>>563073897Now this is a good OP.
>>563074196Does anyone know what A- prefix on Chinese names is? Seems like there's been a lot of it - I remember that both of Manato's kids had it as well. Is it an actual modifier or just a weird naming convention?
>>563074379it's the chink equivalent of -kun
>>563074286What is the foof doing
>>563074526Jesus christ. The localizers are shitting the bed by leaving all these honorifics in.
>>563074621Don't worry, we're almost out of this cursed region.
>>563073897What mods do you guys use?
>>563074541fire anomaly stunner
Wait we're coming up on Cissia's vids dropping right? She's getting a demo and anything else?
>>563074745It would have been easy to make the "Chinatown" area cool and good but somehow Mihoyo always fucks it up.
>>563074745She is a new employee though, chinese immigrants are invading New Eridu. Sad!
>>563074782..mods? Can't improve perfection so none.
>>563074782>espaƱol
>>563073897Cutehari Murphy
>>563074782None, can't be assed and they'd probably increase the GPU load when I'm already struggling as is. In Genshin I liked to use mods to undo retarded censorship or to put the characters in cute alt outfits that would actually make sense, rarely used full on coomer mods because I honestly don't see the point.
>>563074903They leaned so hard into shilling Delusion garbage (unsuccessfully) she might just get nothing loool
They're from the past aren't they?Roscaelifer is a dead civilisation no?
>>563075201Nigga you can't spoil the whole 3.x plot just like that.
if only mibibi were real...
>>563075127based anon choosing in-character mods instead of coomer nonsense
>>563075201why would the civilization being used for 3.0 be dead?
>>563075129you're forgetting someone
>>563075129>no Lucy???
>Cissia fags>Orphie fag>Fufu fags>Bibi fags>all of the Aria fags>Harin fag>BILLY KID fags>Yenless Yen Zero fag>Nekomiya fag>For me it's (Yu) fag and the other Nangoners>Lucia ELOWEN fag>Shunko, Shungus and Ye Shunguang fag>Zhao fag>Sunna fag>The one that matters.>Anby fag>Pulchra fag>Ellen fag>Yixuan fag>Nicole fag>Alice fag>Yuzuha fag>Burnice fag>Banging... boos chad>Mibibi fag>yo phone linging fag>Piper fag>Twiggy fag>Burnice fag>Banyue fag>Yidhari fag>Yanagi fag>Norma fags>Machine prections using AI fag>Ramiel fag(s) (the legions fizzled out)>Sales fag..>Zhu Yuan fag (dead)>Seed Jr. fag
>>563075129Why aren't Lucy and Pulchra in this
>>563075201These outfits are so bad, man. How did we get here from 1.X?
>>563075454Do you expect people to wear bikinis in a cold as fuck region?
>>563075331Isn't that what Lockspring tells us?
>>563075429Why did Banyue drop so low in the rankings?
>>563075583Not sure what you're talking about, anon. The outfits are ugly, over designed, and don't even resemble normal people clothes. If they're supposed to be for cold weather then they're also atrociously designed for that.
>>563075650I know most autists are men but this has to be a woman right? A man would not be this mindbroken over ass.
>>563075850We learned from horsetroon's avoidant personality disorder that men taking lots of estrogen behave the same as women.
>>563075429>Didn't call Burnice fagBased, she's too precious to be mean to.
>>563075429>Cissia flags>sHe(You)'s gonna kill himself after she outflops Banyue.
https://litter.catbox.moe/c5lplmppqrb6330c.jpg
>>563075429reportin'
>>563075850not even the only guy that does this perfomative "totally not gay" shitting did you forget horsetard and his daily idol meltdowns
>>563075850Nah, that style of shitposting is something I'd 100% say is coming from a man. Not a very good specimen of a man, probably an autistic one
I love Hoshimi Miyabi
>>563075850Too obsessed to be a (real) woman
>>563075850SEAjeets are so emasculated from all the estrogen they consume they're basically men in name only.
>>563076046"Burnice fag" is right below "Twiggy fag," anon.
>>563076089banging boos...
>>563076046Smartest Burnicefag
>>563076153They're not daily, they only happen when someone makes fun of the idols. And when threads last 20 hours, it's because nobody made fun of the idols for 20 hours.
>>563076025Guys mock each other for their fetishes all the time but you mock the guy not just the fetish. Gay dudes like ass arguably more than straight men.
>>563076583here, add neko to your pic.
>>563076543illiterate indian
I kick my feet and giggle every time an insecure grown man has a meltdown when he sees little idol girls
Cunny hares when?
>>563077458Angels need to wear the CH's outfits now
I love my wife Seth!
>>563078034Lighter needs an idol outfit too
bibi
Pedobrowns should just infest a different franchise instead of constantly seeking validation from us rich whites. You just know they're going to screech about Ramiel outperforming the fake angels
>>563078243Cute bibi
>>563078034Where is Fellini?
>>563075429Nyo...i've moved down...
>>563078409Probably called this dumb and didn't want to participate, or jumping out of the way of the fire
>>563078409She refused to participate.
>>563078409When Pulchra isn't on screen people should be asking "where's Pulchra"
I love my bnuuy wife
>>563078694your bnuuy wife loves me <3
>>563078694Cute!!
>>563078401I always end up coming back to bibi as my character for overworld stuff
>>563078786
>>563077747Doesn't make any fucking sense since Nangong never makes a serious faces.The Billy/Lighter one was the best.
What are they even good for now? They're no longer the super hacker behind the scenes nor useful in combat at all
Lady Sunbringer's kindness.
Lucia Elowen!Well? What do you think of her??
>>563078954They're still the best proxy who can super calculate the best exit route out of a hollow even as it changes in real time.
>>563078956Grace ONLY has sex with male bangboo. Sunbringer is solely responsible for her entire will to live.
>>563078882Except for the time she told Sunna to kill herself
>>563078987Only good for rubbing the head of my cock against her gaping asshole
>>563078409Went into heat and is raping seth while jane films it
>>563079142Also surprisingly good at managing different businesses.
I WANT A CASUAL BIBI OUTFIT, ONE WHERE SHE MAYBE WEARS A SUMMER HAT AND A NORMAL GIRL DRESS, AND HER UMBRELLA IS A PARASOL, AND SHE IS HAPPY AND JOYFUL AND FEELING GOOD ABOUT HERSELF!!
>>563078956
>>563078987I think Lucia Elowen is lovely!Lucia Elowen would be the best to cuddle withGently teasing Lucia Elowen's horns near the base...Dreaming sweetly of Lucia Elowen after she lulls me to sleep and keeps me safe from the Night HorrorLiving a humble and more relaxing life after escaping the hustle and bustle of Eridu with Lucia Elowen, in a nice yurt somewhere in the outskirtsMarrying Lucia Elowen and having SEX with herGoat thiren ouugh I fucking love Lucia Elowen
>>563079804based yurtanon out in full force
>>563078882Except when she got upset with Rattita.
God I wish I was the mayor
>>563079620Every time one of these event stories has a pants on head retarded NPC like Blaze not knowing her prescription's side effects, or that Three Gates guy rehearsing his evil plan to steal the beach resort out loud, I get the feeling that these stories were meant for bangboo actors instead of humans.
>>563075429Reporting for duty!
>>563078409who do you think took the picture?
https://2ch.life/gacha/src/6722363/17757545432010271286.mp4
>>563079748Best I can do
>>563080214fufu has upgraded to the most coolest and badass attire
Belle is looking a bit different today
>>563079748
Bros? Your Seed!
Billy!
>Machine predictions jeet actually went back and scoured the thread for anyone talking about other games (because now he get's triggered by the mere mention of other games being brought up) to mass reply to to them as soon as he woke upGenuinely what a sad, sad individual. Like literally the first thing he does as soon as he wakes up is go to /vg/, find the current /zzz/ thread, then scan for anyone saying anything he doesn't like to try to "own" them by posting his obscenely modded characters in front of the words " machine predictions using ai" (even if the anons who triggered him weren't even mentioning sales)Very, very sad. Truly someone with absolutely no life.
>>563080601Nuh uh, she's not on banner yet
slow cuddly sex with bibi with smooches and giggles
>>563080424Sex with my new sister!
bibipost
>>563075062Lo conseguĆ amiguos
>>563080446slutbibi...
>>563080682Sir your bibibot is in the next tab
>>563080750>wise enters his sister's room>snuggles up to her (as is tradition)>hand moves over her thigh>so smooth and creamy...>..."l-lord phatheon!"
>>563080383octussy...does miss murphy squirt ink during sex?asking for a friend.
>>563080906>cums
skibibi toilet
>>563080654He also used to post illegal content on /wuwa/ until his proxy server went bye. The kind that's well understood to be related to his microbikini Jufufu mods.
>>563080765bibi
>>563079748And then gets raped in an alley and eaten
someone please stop rape and cannibal anon
she giv u this lookwat do
>>563081193Maybe I should beg for a summer swimsuit yidhari in surveys, finally get rid of that horrid costume and get out the octiddies on full display
>>563073897imagine putting your dick in Nangong's hair buns
>>563080154Belle
>worst selling unit in WuWa history>had literally zero hype behind her>almost no marketing whatsoever>her own trailer and story chapter were used to advertise another character>was literally sent out to die because she is right now the game's anniversary and then immediately after super hyped Cyberpunk collab>STILL managed to not just sell very decently, but outself Seed, Orphie, Yidhari, Banyue AND Dialyn, that's FIVE (5) of ZZZ's 2.x banners including a giga meta stunnerWhat the FUCK happened? HOW is this even possible?????
>>563079968I wish Jane had successfully taken Aria away. Slowly killing sentient robots and erasing their existence by taking them apart and deleting what makes them "alive" before putting them back together and having them just be emotionless, mindless machines again is my favorite fetish. Especially if the robot begs them to stop or laments how they'll cease to be, no afterlife or anything waiting for them while the people doing it uncaringly ignore their pleas for mercy. Jane especially doing it is super hot because she seems like she'd enjoy erasing Aria's life and returning her mindless, unresponsive body to the girls would give her a satisfied smile
>>563080906>every single female agent starts using that trickBellebros...
>>563081516Seek help
>>563081290who's the artist bwo
It's a shame that I don't use Harumasa and that I don't want Orphie or SAnby.
>>563081480Doesn't 21/33 suggest she's not the worst-selling unit by quite a margin?
>>563081184It's not cannibalism if it's against a Thiren
>>563081620>artistPretty sure it's AIhttps://x.com/shuraillusts
>>563081620bibi...
>>563081673I'd still save the actually promising ones just in case.
>>563081703I'm not sure if he's exactly correct since some other banners like Jeji did horrible and had the 1.X debuff, but what you're observing is that wuwa had a lot of banners with a rerun only and no new character
>>563081829W-wait I'm camera shy...
>Playing old HZ>I can stun, inflict anomalies and play like normalWtf, this is fun?!?
My ass is LARGE
>>5630815591. Nothing wrong with me 2. Somethings got to give 3. Robots don't have souls so it's OK to hurt them
Do you also keep a collection of your worst bricks?
Did anyone here beat the wolf without a single idol?
the reason theres no chicken or cow or pig thirens is cause i ate them all yum yum
which agent have the biggest cock?
I need to cumsomeone post that sexy fucking sharkboo dancing
>>563082160Corin
>>563081516god i wish i were aria
Which agents have the nicest socks?
>>563082307I think Ellen would have nice coomfy socks.
>>563082060You sound like an agent of youkai
>>563082114Basically everyone who beat him did it without idolslop lmao. They have a horrendously low ownership rate.But if you're thinking fewer people cleared him than usual because of the overly specific shilling, that's right, and it's why he's being phased out for a clone of himself with ice and wind weaknesses
>>563082307Seth feels like the type of guy who doesn't wear the same pair of socks twice and has a perfect rotation of fresh pairs.
>>563081193"I'm about to get raped, aren't I?"
>>563082114i beat it with alice yuzuha vivian
>>563082307Do these count
>>563082114Sure, it's just annoying. Makes faggot niggers like the other guy replying to you seethe tho which is super funny
nyo.......
>>563082585I'm using that exact team. What did you score? I ran it once yesterday and only got 17K. I need to beat this idiot tonight before he rotates
>>563082114Yeah, he's pretty fun honestly. If I had to choose between him and Fiend, I'd definitely prefer this guy.
SNIFF
>>563082114i got 17k with anton
>>563081480Anon quickly went from>Angels of delusions are all flops, it's over To>Look, Sigrika is the biggest Wuwa flop in History (if we ignore the 12 other banners that flopped harder than hers) but she did better than those non AoD banners!Which is ironic, since if that was true you could have made this post 4 months ago with whatever unit holding the title of worst selling banner before Sigrika.Also Sigrika is cute so fuck you for muddying her name like this.
>>563082235
>>563082401Youkai resents Intelligent Constructs for not dominating humanity. I don't resent ICs at all. I love ICs. You can torture them and ruin their lives without actually hurting anybody since they're not organic beings with souls. The more "alive" an IC is, the more satisfaction you'd get in ruining them. Aria is a prime target for this reason. She's so cute and tries her best to be girly and sweet, it makes taking her freedom and life away from her more satisfying.
POV: you are the mayor during a 'national security meeting'
>>563082995tits too small
>>563082950so... aod didnt flop bigly?
>>563082654No wonder they keep making fun of trans fragility, with freaks like you always proving it right...
>>563082418Every single one of them has a higher ownership than Dialyn though...
>>563082950Anybody obsessing over the sales of gacha banners for a chinese videogame, positive or negative, should be killed immediately
>>563081769doesn't look like they posted it unless they deleted it
>>563083159Just start reporting for off-topic and move on.
>>563083203What game?
>>563083203hell yeah
>>563083203Ok but who's filming
>>563083130That could actually be false since the delusion slop revenue crutched hard on skins.
>>563083128Uh oh MELTY MELTY GOT HIS FEELINGS HURT
>>563083203I'd eat her ass every day of the week but I still regret rolling
>>563081290It's a redraw of a scene on Oshi no Ko, not sure who the artist is though
>>563082057Glad you've gotten over your insecurity, Zhu.
>>563075429We stay up in here
>>563082991Guys like you are just playing around and posting this kind of stuff for reactions right?
>>563073897I hate this fucking game so much...
>>563083203Will Lucia work with Billy? I have her on Shifu only. She seems rather pigeonholed.
>>563083296And people were more likely to have savings when 2.4 began since 2.3 was unsuccessful, unlike 2.6's meager revenue all being topups because 2.5 is famously quite successful. Plus, i.daa was most favorable to the idolslop since it's Japan only, everywhere else in the world would show them falling behind even further.
>>5630836013.X will introduce defense scaling agents, trust
>>563083726The defense scaling agent:>A
>>563083624She gives everything a Rupture agent wants in addition to Ether Veil, which a lot of Rupture stage buffs demand or they won't give you the full effect. No other EV provider is especially suited to Rupture.
>>563082418>it's truehttps://zzz.nanoka.cc/monster/40003/Hey man, you can't just curbstomp delusion tourists using true information like that... Let them get a word in, get their hopes up first before dropping the bomb.
Lucia is useful!
>>563084181Anal cocksleeve
>>563084181Hotdog bun
>>563084181>Lucia is useful!only with Yidhari...
it's very hot that shifu is so strong and almighty yet she is the mayor's cumsock and immediately runs to him like a dog the instant he calls hertotal domination
Which agent drinks the most
>>563084378shifubros...?
>>563084407god i wish i were shifu
>>563084378Unfortunately all Rupture agents are chained to the Dialyn/Lucia duo unless on some rare occasion that their buff doesn't ask for EV, in which case Pan shows he is just as capable and has a fatter ass to boot.
>>563084610Burnees
>>563084610Drinks the most what
>Say salesfags should be killed for caring about sales in a chinese videogame >Salesfags go crazy
lucia has smelly egg farts
>>563084813I think you meant Cissia
Niggeryabi stole my bike
>>563084610
>>563084610Corin likely drowns in it every night.
>>563081703>>563081919>>563082950>>563083090
>>563084407That's why she doesn't want to be an official vh. She can sneak in for a quickie and leave unlike mibibi and shungus who have their officially mandated mating sessions with him broadcasted all over the country.
The AI machine predictions bot finally got banned? JANNIES ARE LE BASED?
>>563085152this one was late. i posed that forty minutes ago man. youre losing your edge.
>>563085141
>>563085237people are not here 24/7 bwo, don't be schizophrenic gang stalking retard
Damn it... Nevermind
>>563085370Retard I literally refreshed the page (because it said file not found or whatever when I tried opening one of the images) and saw one of them get removed. Either the bot got banned or it was manually deleted.
>>563085275He is. I posted Seed flopped btw in >>563084995 filename and he missed it.
AI machine predictions bot is a HERO in this house, end of story
>>563085574>>563084995brown
>>563085574>>563085574
what happened to that skinnyfat tranny that tried to outspam him with xier own wipeoutsit was funny watching him flail ngl
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>563085728idol flops are killing the game
The Flopped One.SPEAK THEIR NAME...
>>563085916aaaaaaaaa
>>563086000Sneed..........
>>563086000Aria...
>>563085916This is Yiddie as I'm cutting her octopus parts off and frying them into tasty takoyaki to feed to Sunna so that she stops looking like a starved African child
>>563085912Pedotranny cope kekEveryone is disgusted by you freaks
>>563086000Wuwa...
>>563086257Found Xem/Xey!
>>563086203i want to eat yidhari's delicious octopus ceviche, the fresher the better
>>563086257Say the line trannyboy
https://2ch.life/gacha/src/6722363/17757597342380387308.png
>>563086395I only prepare food to feed underweight children, are you one of them?
NTE is the zzz killer, we're finished
Why isn't there more 3d animated porn of the idols? There's a few but it's been long enough and I was expecting more.
Mayor sure enjoys his time in waifei peninsula
>>563085931>>563086000>>563086063>>563086105
>>563086407wuwon
>>563086558Trvke
*SIIIIIIIIIIIIP*
>>563086695Having sex with teenagers is bad
Patiently waiting for horn/wood art of Velina
>>563087167proof?
>>563087513https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_consent
And your opinions on Aria?
>>563087813i prefer her timid robot form
I know trannies like comparing the idols to banners in less competitive time frames like october in order to cope.But in a fair comparison to other Chinese New Year banners, is there a single one in any modern gacha that they actually beat?
https://2ch.life/gacha/src/6722363/17757602187310503683.jpg
>I know tranniesI don't doubt that
>>563087813sex toy
>>563088071hehehe
>>563088071It's so discouraging too, they were almost absent after enough patches of ML, until that TGA trailer showed a clip of the angels. the effects were immediate as normies left and trannies flooded in
Idols and pedokeks flopped the game
>>563083624>Will Lucia work with BillyLMAO yes she is the only rupture support so she doesn't "work" with him, she's the BiS. Maybe in 3.x we'll get more rupture supports like Caesar after her buffs surely h-haha....Anyway, if you're looking for more teams for her, Silly is your man
>>563087983>>563088393
>>563080636OUR HERO!
>>563087813See >>563082991 >>563081516