Previous: >>562889559Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Splatfest: Baby Chicks vs Li'l Bunnies vs Bear Cubs - 4/10-4/12• Version 11.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1100• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219• Fresh Season is on until 5/30>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
>thread died before the bump limitit's the beginning of the end.
>thread archivedIt's time we old yeller this general.
this is a pretty good salmon run rotation
It's a sign we should retire the thread until Raiders releases later this summer
>>563093174>>563093205>>563093468Where were you when the thread was on page 10?
so we're all switching to death stranding 2 until raiders comes out, right?
"/ink/ - Splatoon General" is dead.
>>563094269letting the thread die as Cod intended
>>563094413"/ink/- Splatoon General" is alive!
>biased idol OPyou're a target now OP.
>>563096258i just picked the nicest thing i had saved, don't drag me into your schizo bullshit
>>563096579not nice enough
>>563096258Someone else baked. I normally keep an eye on the thread as it gets near bump limit and never considered that it would just die in the middle of the afternoon the day before a Splatfest.>>563096579No worries. I suppose I'll actually have to check in hourly to bump the thread if this becomes a more common occurrence. I guess we're fully into the S2-S3 drought period again.
super mario bros wonder + meetup in bellabel park - march 26thtomodachi life living the dream - april 16thyoshi and the mysterious book - may 21stsplatoon raiders - june ???rhythm heaven groove - july 2ndsplatoon raiders NEEDS to be the june game.
>>563098020it'll be the august/september game
>>563098238isn't that the duskbloods slot?
>>563094269I was watching it die on page 10. It was 3 threads away from being archived before I got distracted. I couldve saved it and I didnt want to.
>>563098638rumored for Q42026 so no
>>563094269Watching the thread die lmaoremember tho splatoon 3 is not a bad game
anyone wanna play some open?
>>563098872sweet fucking christ please noi need a good exclusive before the end of the summerjust one, please, i beg you
>>563099740bro, your fire emblem?
>>563099828LOL
>>563098020Anon, we already know the june game is star fox game, also there's a second slot for july (on the 30th) which is for Raiders
>>563099828I have so many fire emblem games and I rarely ever enjoy them.
>>563099828but i already own unicorn overlord
>>563100360Screencap this by the way, I've been nice to share knowledge with you guys.
>>563100360>>563100727does starfox have multiplayer? not even slightly interested if it doesn't
>>563100849Online multiplayer
>>563101129... you better not be fucking with me anontell me more
>>563099727Still playing?
>>563101343Yep, opening
>>563101245see you later this month for its reveal
>>563101724does it have starhawk or chromehounds dna
of course the off-topic spamming/flooding about other games resumes. take that shit to /smbg/, that is the default nintendo general here, or /v/.
>>563101881don't know anything else, sorry.
>>563101908maybe not the time to argue about borderline posts when last thread slid off the catalogue.
>>563101908apply to be a janny
>>563102058how much longer until the reveal? i'm so hungy
you're not a fan of mine
>>563103083>Callie beating up a squid who had the audacity to ask her out (she's octo only)
>>563103083
>>563102849i don't know other than this monthlowkey thought it'd be today but today was rhythm heaven release date instead
No fatties allowed beyond this point
GGs sh
GGs p
>>563105626
>>563106094>>563106140i won against you gay babies
>>563106963name/fc/rank?
>>563106963ggs that was me
>>563106468Mike can you draw me
ez vp 610
>>563111541Why is she so flat?
I will draw one request if you convince me hard enough
>>563116202Veemo helping woomy do her taxes.
>>563116202My woomy but with giant woobies.
>>563116202Draw woomy pretending she doesn't want art.
>>563116202Woomy waiting in an open room and no one joins for the whole rotation.
/ink/ when the thread is on the verge of archiving vs. /ink/ looking for drawfags
>>563119609Welcome back harmony draw friend
im listening to kpop while playing salmon run
>>563116202flat frye and busty shiver
>>563120495Do you want to fsh?
>>563120849post your favorite kpop band first
>>563120849i already got the capsules
>>563116202shiver sph
>>563120969I don't listen to kpop, sorry.>>563121168Damn.
>>563119715Not him just posting random old images, besides Harmony anon showed up a few days ago
>>563122318Bubble Bath time!
>>563120849You still up for it? I just got home and ate but I need to shower. How's in 45 sound?
I would fish but>Marooners bayYeaaaaaa hard pass mates
>>563117652So, SnakeHands?
haha fat veemo drama controversy namedrop feet haha funnyyyy funnywoomies are so silly
>>563116552well post the woomy then
I got a solm room open, for anyone
anyone wanna play some open at rotation?>>563126992if no one wants to play some open ill fish
one day ill have the time to draw instead of dealing with work at 3am kill me
>>563127150I'll join you first
>>563127362good zipper physics
>>563127150Little squid Little SquidLet mein
>>563127246>>563127516room open
eyyyy its the squigga
open 2/4 let me know if you want to join
>>563126867I was just memeing, but alright.
Sorry about that. I should've been more aggro
>>563129018So.... are they mammals now?
>>563129065Maybe.
>>563129065nah it's basically a skin issue, at least for the troopers callie helped shave them after the events of 3.
>>563129065They always could suck a man dry
oh to be forced to shoot blanks by takozonesu
>>563116202sorry I got side tracked drawing big fat smelly monster cocks, maybe next time
(mike matei inspector gadget voice) brown beebs
>>563129829Big sisters bullying the new male recruits for ink
Man, how does one get better a clam blitz with short range
>>563131067ninja squid + maxed out swim speed + carbon roller
Sorry SH, My skills are lacking....
>>563134090np, feel like it's more of our teams fault i think, i dunno what they're doing half the game
GGs burgerking
>>563134750Ok, I felt bad about that match. Absolute rape
>>563136747never feel bad about winning
>>563129907post it
>>563136708GGs SH. Always a fun time to play with you, as well as /ink/Enjoy the rest of your day or night!
>>563137726It's just a sketch for a client so don't expect anything majorhttps://files.catbox.moe/h0wri7.png
>>563138632hot
>>563122876Damn, sorry, dude. I didn't expect anyone else to show up, so I wasn't checking the thread.Hope we can play sometime soon!
https://x.com/YassRosalina/status/2042180869931295124
i like dangerous woomys
If these threads still had an IP counter it would be a sad number. Miss it being busy but you can't beat time.
everyone is going to play that tomodachi game
>so few players left that I'm getting the same players I lose with regardless of how long I wait to dodgeso were at that point where the winning move is to not play huh
born to woomyforced to squee
>>563159735you never played in the first place
>>563162903i am playing right now and i had really shit luck on matchmaking for three games, one of them I got one sub .5 KDA teammate and two of them i got twolost a series for that
>>563163321have you tried winning
Woomy feet.
>>563175289no, woomy but no feet
>>563175289*sniff*
Where are the. Octoes
in the sewers where they belong
>forced meme
>>563177625
1king fish?
>>563186818Ogey.
/ink/, should I work tomorrow or no.
>>563186915Opening.
>>563186974get clout for her .........
ggs 1kinger
>>563191163GGGGGGs stinky, good fish, thanks for the scales.Take care now!
>>563191285your yebby ugly bro
Why are yebweys second class citizens? What did they do that woomveems didnt do?
>>563195629That guy doesn't play yeb tho.
>>563102593>1 year ago>the past will be too le dark>going to the past is against splatoon's "ideology" which is living in the moment and having fun>the past isn't colourful????>the great turf war is not interestingThere you go, I saved you seven minutes.
>>563201275>the past isn't colourfulit has more colour than anything we got now
splatoon 4 whenthis meta is tired and it's so much worse in turf war
>>563203356but it's aggressive! why, you don't rike aggressive? murder is fun!
>>563203864this but unironically
>>5632033562-3 more years5-6 if they were working solely on splatoon raiders
>>563204919retard
>>563205342cope baby gurl
>>563204294yes yes, you get it!splatoon 4 should just put 8 players in the inner agent 3 arena and have team deathmatch rules
>>563206101I still want a battle royale mode
>>563203864splatoon 3 is the best splatoon, i'm just tired of the meta and turf war is dogshit above C+
>>563206101>ad absurdum make a real argument next time
>>563206276it's so good they have to fuck with the matchmaking because everyone is quitting right
Why are you guys so bad at the game?
>>563207142popularity has nothing to do with how good something is
>>563207537usually it goes the other waylots of things are popular despite being shitsure, you could say that splatoon 3 is an acquired taste kinda game that's good but played by a few, except you can't because it had a lot of players but now they all quit in droves, which usually means something is shit
>in droveslmao
>>563206276the best splatoon is splatoon 2 v4.2.03 is even worse than endgame s2 desu, and 2 went downhill hard after 4.3.0
>>563209217>3 is even worse than endgame s2 desuink armor tentamissiles is by far the most cancerous meta in the entire series
>>563209217i think you should take off the rose tinted glasses bud
there should be an eggstra work shift every month and a grizzco weapon shift every two weeks
>>563209758we've been over thisyou can play around themyou can not, in any way, shape or form, mitigate or disable cooler, other than with the universal tool of "kill the dude before he uses special">>5632101404.2.0 had none of the things everyone hates endgame 2 for, and a meta that was aggressive in a far more balanced way than 3's
>>563210407just shoot the chevrons hiding in enemy ink lmao
2 doesn't have squid rolls therefore it is objectively inferior
3 has>squidroll>squidsurge>salmon run next wave, the most goated wave defense mode of all time>no ink armor2 has>Wet Floorit's no contest and it's not even close
>worst band in the gamelol
sorry, second worstforgot about diss (appointment) pair
We arguing bands again? H2Whoa is clearly up there.
>>563210541that is literally directly engaging with cooler's mechanics, not mitigating ityou can chip the armor off before engaging an armored enemy to make the special worthless, but you can not stop a cooler'd enemy from having quick respawn, quicker respawn and two whole flavours of 100% special saverand guess what, ss means that even the universal "shoot the guy to prevent their special" is also nerfed in 3, you have very little control over anything the other team's doing that isn't "is enemy dead?".the resource game of 3 is completely and utterly fucked>>563210869roll is kinda meh, we had substrafe and it was just fine. no freebies. surge is nice but 3 has barely any inkable walls to use it with. wallkicks and fixed wall swimming, those are the things that 3 has over 2 proper. srnw is a fucking disappointment, it's better than 2's but by so little that you don't wanna play either. i'll take armor over cooler every day of the week.
>>563210916>>563211079sorry but Endolphin Surge alone mogs entire OSTsDiss Pair is absolutely the worst band in the franchise though i'll give you that much>>563211165finally some good taste
1 king fish in about 15 mins?
>>563211468endolphin surge is their only song of note
>>563211424why the fuck do you want a "resource game" in a fucking shooter lmao
so how many times did the general die during splatoon 2?yeah i thought so
>>563212245several times
>>563211424>the resource game of 3 is completely and utterly fuckedit's still better than 2
>>563212071indeed, why should i want strategy in a strategic shooter>>563212245a bunch of times over the 5-year drought, but never during active development3 is supposed to still recieve patches so /ink/ wilberting a while ago is unprecedented
>>563212550*movement shooter
>>563212550>5 year droughtYou mean it's entire life span up until Splatoon 3?
>>563211424>srnw is a fucking disappointment, it's better than 2's but by so little that you don't wanna play either.i'm not surprised that the type of guy to have your almost-correct-but-then-insanely-bad opinions on the game hates something as peak as next wave
>>5632124892 has one, and that makes the slog of a meta it ended up with at least somewhat bearable. 3's resource game is almost non-existent. >>563212796no, strategic shooter. movement is just one of the tools, no different from shooting. >>563212874i don't hate it, i hate that it could've been so much more if they put even a tiny bit more effort into it. i'll remind you that it STILL has only one baisic music theme. and focus on grind over difficulty murders all enjoyment.
>>563198064they werent even going to add them potentially, they made splatoon as a whole with the idea of the girls and boys were an afterthought of "ok i guess people do want to play as a boy squid as well"
>>563218959we were robbed of legal woomies...
>>563202696>NOOOO YOU AREN'T SUPPOSE TO REMEMBER BECAUSE->-LIFE HAS NEVER BEEN HAPPIER, OK?
>>563210407Splatoon 2 peaked in the middle of the 3.0s, nothing between that and endgame S2 matters since that's the only S2 playable now.
>>563211529Is it too late now?
>splatfestwoohoo time to play salmon run for the next 50 hours
>>563223520>spawning groundsYou don't have yourself that much, do you?
>>563223520spawning grounds is great though
>>563224298>>563223863
I hate splatfest.
splatfests should have an eggstra work shift
bnnuy
*sniffle*
>>563128016just a lil sketch
>>563230684those are balloons she’s hiding
>>563230684Very cute, thanks!
>>563230684good woomy
which team is the least popular so I can avoid mirrors
anyone wanna play forced turf? team bun>>563152430me when you don't join my open rooms
scheduled blobbin' time
>Team bunny
Where is everyone?
What’s the /ink/ team so I feel less like a loser that hasn’t made any friends here in 6 years
>>563233917Just join team bears they're going to win
Off to a good start.
>>563186974If you don’t need the money, fuck it. We all deserve Saturday off sometimes, not just the normalfags with fake jobs
im hacking
>>563234713
>>563234713Go fuck yourself
>>563188028She would definitely ask me to skip work to farm clout lolAlso damn not a whole Lotta cheer for Chicks.>>563234443I asked because Monday was canceled, but then I remember all the characters would tell me to go have fun at splatfest.They want me to be happy.
god turf war is such fucking garbagesplat4 really needs to use splat zones for the splatfest pro queue
>>563235842Losing already?
>>563235919yes, it's a dogshit game mode once a meta exists
>>563232673Who cares about mirrors, it’s the same thing.
hey ngmi can I get a different map nowthx>>563238253>no x battles>no fest-specific colors>match doesn't count towards festit's not the same thing
>>563235842calm down shakehands
>>563230684very nice but he said giant
>>563238650i don't know who that is but they have good opinions on splatfests
>>563239947It's me*gives you a shaky handshake*
thanks for the 10x flar
who else is listening to kpop while playing splatfest?
>spend whole match wrecking the enemy team>team wiped in the last 10 seconds>loseI fucking hate this game modedie nogami
>>563240818What do we have to do to get you to leave?
Woomies splashdowned in the pacific
>>563240818kslop
>>563240818You are based
>>563240848Honestly it's the maps, not the game mode. This shit rarely happened in splat 1 because the maps were huge and sprawling and took time to traverse and paint. Now the maps are all tiny rectangles and you can paint 20% of the map in 10 seconds, so last-second steals are way easier to do.
not really
>>563240818Joohoney - INSANITY on repeat for months still. Total fucking fire.
ya rly
joey stop fucking spamming booyah
>>563241862boy group song? that song sounds nicei listened to this btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvdsWrRTt-M
Joey spam booyah! to your heart's content Three for each splats
>>563242302Yebs must booyah, it's their culture
>>563242580SOMEONE WHO GETS ME.
does it make me gay if i picked bunnies
>>563243449playing this game at all in 2026 means you fall into any of these categories:>gay>furry>trans>actual child
>>563243449every single japanese woman picked bunnies btw so enjoy your loss but also your cute color.
If we had gotten more art of /ink/ers in bunny suits I would have picked it, alas we are deprived of good woominess...
>>563243563So I can meet cute Japanese women? I’m 40 btw
>>563243496I'm all of these
>>563243764lol go back to assisted living gramps
>>563243496>>gay>>furry>>transHow does someone being different personally affect you?
>>563244168
>>563243764sure just go on twitter and say you like utsuho and surimi rengo you'll get mentally ill japanese women all over you
>>563243869lol most of /ink/ is 30/40
you're a kid now
you're a squid now
tags: ryona, monstergirl, loli
>>563245816>splatoon_(series), inkling, inkling_girl, 1girl, english, monochrome, bad_id, shirt, smile, short_hair, socks, shoes, eyes_closed,>Unapproved in three days
OH N-
>>563242516Awesomehttps://youtu.be/yY13X0BKaUw
>>563246468do not the woomy.
>>563241862>>563242516>>563246619Do you have a Splatoon related topic you want to discuss?
>>563247096Yeah what team do I pick
>>563247175Future
The ink has sprinkles in it
GG HSorry I couldn't stick around for longer
>>563250525Who?
>>563247458Easily the best chant when you cap. Actually hype
wow my FL must be 80% Japanese women
>get on>no friends playing splat>only 2 friends
>>563252279It fucking sucks, huh? My Undecided section is like 20 friends.
>>563239674im not that powerful yet.... sorry.............
>ruler>still not even a 10xnogami..........
>>563254339Why even liveMy life sucks
>>563254562to be able to look at this picture of shiver
When will aerospray get nerfed
>>563254339Even if no one is on team chicks, I'll be there for her....
>>563255042tehe
>>563255350Matching outfit teams are faggots
>>563255053I think I’m going to be chick this year just for her. I’ve been busy and didn’t do sneak peek
>>563255053im there for her... but the cutest chick is her ....
>>563255053what is this?
>>563255053Is the game finished?
The sprink has inkles in it
>>563255042it's good
So, hats...Does you ceph wear em or no
https://x.com/sashibu2/status/2042763621932110196?s=20Is it worth it
>>563261210>friendship bracelet wearer
>>563261210yeah, looks cool
>>563261210uh huh
>>563262424>grok translates ﾏﾝﾒﾝﾐ to woomyi can’t believe grok is capable of localization
Ugh I forgot this weekend is forced turf war.Gonna play something else while the timmy game mode is up.
>>563264024manmenmei!
>two not enough players error in a rowlmao
>hits page 10 during a splatfestmuh tentamissilesmuh ink armor
in other news, Splatoon Raiders has been rated
is it fine if i advertise here?
>>563277024No.
>>563276120we're in the other board
>>563276120its a repeat fest i dont care
>>563277024go onyou better have the rauchiest shiver x marina lesbian porn for us, or else
agent eight pushing inner agent three up against the wasabi case in the arena and having her way with her... she knows she can play out her deepest fantasies because it's just a dream ...
I want to see Frye...
>>563276674>fearWhat could possibly be scary about a funny squid game starring deep cut
>>563283937comiendo pollo
>>563283937it will have a spider
So what was the point of having a TBD release date if it was releasing within the next year anyway
>>563284432things change.
i can't wait to see how bad it is
>>563285620Kill yourself doomfaggot
>>563285949cry about it copiumaddict
>>563286137You always lose and will continue to lose until the end of time
>>563276674>>563283937maybe some messed up final boss or something
utsubun
no one wants to play a game with ai enemies
>>563286564is that why the general died while the game is still getting splatfests and updates
>>563289786>third kits 9 months after nearly everyone the whole world over gave up hoping>repeat splatfests less people are bound to care about>balance changes now too infrequent to look forward toGee I wonder why there's less activity here.
>>563289786Doesn't matter.
>>563294454copium huffing intensifies
huffing utsium
>>563231016>pulls up shirt>two burst bombs fall out and splat enemygets em every time
>>563276674>only pegi 7>no rubbing sunscreen into tsun shiver sceneswitching the window out of the throw immediately
>>563247096I reached champion while listening to kpop
>>563298768which kpop song would fit this image
>>563283937splat has always had hints of dark stuff in its story (sanitization for example)maybe raiders will be a little more in your face about the darker parts
>>563299612if that's the case I look forward to it, I like it a lot when the game takes on a bit of a darker, somber theme, both DLCs did this well in their own ways though SO isn't much in your face about it, you have to read between the lines a little. I think splatoon has done this kinda thing really well before and if anything the supposed setting of Raiders worries me though I guess we know Nothing at all about the game
>>563299347>>563246619bunny suits x casinos
Forget copium I'm huffing Marie spats
>>563302671There would be a slight hint of coconut tanning lotion
Eventually they'll learn to stop making stupid jumps like this
>>563303887Yooooo what capture card you got
>>563304275https://www.amazon.com/dp/B097DKNS1M
Also I use Webm For Retards* to trim/edit the recordings.*renamed to Webm For Lazys because github is retarded and forced them to
how do we nerf bloblobber to take it out of retards' spammy hands but not make it either weaker or less technical for strong dedicated players?
A A A A A A A A A A AGET FIZZBANGED GET FIZZBANGED GET FIZZBANGED GET FIZZBANGED GET FIZZBANGED GET FIZZBANGED GET FIZZBANGED GET FIZZBANGED GET FIZZBANGED GET FIZZBANGED GET FIZZBANGED GET FIZZBANGED GET FIZZBANGED
PB 0/10
>>563307368it's already arguably the worst bucket, ngmi is never going to nerf it
>room shows as 5/10>join>nobody else in ithuh
oh it's in a battle already, that's why
i'll brb pb. we'll get back up to full in a sec.
>>563307759bundling the ophran sloshers with the three true buckets doesn't really work, blob's closest bastard relative is stamper, of all things. blob didn't get kit privelege and it's a lot more technical than stamper so it doesn't see usage, but the main is good.probably too good in some ways, which is why i'm looking for ways to dissuade lame spammers and keep it as one of those "you only see one every month but when you do he destroys you" guns like boozler or gloogas.stamper doesn't seem to have that problem, people play it aggressively despite very much spammable charge slash. but people play it aggressively because it's easy to play it aggressively, we don't want blob to be easy.
I've never seen an inkvac explosion get sucked before.
>>563304696Cool thanks
Ill join pb in a bit
where pb at?
>>563310615In a match. 3 mins
>>563310712i mean I dont have anything showing up even tho im in pool
Splatfest food secured
>6 losses in a rowI don't like this game enough to deal with this bullshit.
>get to 3 win streak in open>next game I'm on a new team against a 5 win streak enemy teamI'm nooooooticing
>>563311071What are the cards?
you dare to use my own spells against me potter?!
>>563100360>the June game is something that has not even been formally announcedI don't remember the last time Nintendo released a first party less than 2 months before it was announced and given adequate time to market, especially considering how Starfox is a considerable title and would likely take up a slot in the June Direct, not just a random shadowdrop.More than likely, Splatoon Raiders is the June slot. It just got an ESRB rating and that has often meant an imminent shadow dropped trailer or Direct to follow.We're either getting a Splatoon Raiders Direct some time this month, or next month.
galfag apocalypse
faggot
nice one gals
TGD (total galfaggot death)
Vac should've never been made good.
never seen so much ink sucked out of everyone since male octo recruitment
>>563311847nta but it’s like the photocards you get in kpop albums, except it’s of the fictional idols. girl group cards for lunch/dinner, boy group cards with the breakfast meal
ggs pb!
>>563313090Are they new renders or just screenshots from the movie?
>>563313240you scared me and I thought it was over lel
>>563313240GGs k.
>>563313240Ggs
Didn't mean to this way.
That's a lotta yebweyys.
>>563313867Too many.
>>563313867Backsquids Back
>>563313867theres never enough
GGs H.
>>563315879he got dc
>>563313327new I’m pretty sure
>>563311071the sauces are not very good
Stop skipping CB.
Keep skipping CB.
the longest PB ever
>>563261210she likes the. Big bamboo hat
>>563318202Good woomy.
>>563276674SMG and Odyssey have the Fear tags too, i wonder what decides it? Because Splatoon has never had it
How do you do the thing where you throw a splat bomb and it stops moving directly underneath your target
>>563319217you roll itdon't throw it in the air, throw it at the ground, it'll explode faster
GGs pb
GGs everyone. Thanks for playing.https://litter.catbox.moe/672e8fi1vsxsvz9l.flac
GGs PBersthanks for hosting
>>563319503GGs, thanks for hosting.
>>563317341Demon sauce is ok, I love the huntrix sauce tho. And whatever sauce they put on the sausage McMuffin in the breakfast meal is great. Wish that one was permanent because I’ll miss it.
>>563319217put your crosshair just below horizon, thats how it travels the furthest (same distance as throwing it, if you get it right)the timer on splat bombs starts when they touch the ground
GGs PB! that was a fun time.Thanks for hosting and I hope everyone enjoys the rest of SpringFest
SPATA RATIKUDA VADA
Hi, i was the inkling in the NVG helmet in the game. Sorry for sucking, it has been...quite a while. Had fun though!
I’m still scared of pb because of potential bullying
JOEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAA MAKE THE BEARS WIN OR YOU WILL BE BACK TO YOUR KEK COCK CAGE
>>563307759>it's already arguably the worst bucket, ngmi is never going to nerf itFalse premise, he has repeatedly nerfed brellas despite them being the worst weapons in the game
>>563320536GGs, don't sweat it.
smells like fest tourists
>>563102593Not sure whether this or Marie's win produced funnier saltPast winning produced twitter troon melties but the Calliefag salt was home grown /ink/er salt and I always try to support local industry
>>563321029Because brellas are good at top 1% hyper coordinated tournament level in Japan, that's why they kept getting nerfed
>>563321090Not even tourists play fests anymore. It’s just us lifers until 4
>>563321624explain joey
GGs again. Regular catbox isn't working. I'll reup later but this is on a three day timer.HQ: https://litter.catbox.moe/iskwwbzw6etlxzwl.png
>>563322134fucking LMAO new octo hairstyle just dropped
baby
So do Frye ever get fans or was she a failed experiment
>>563322845newfag fest tourist
>>563322845dont undersell her like that, frye is a cute, her fangs and giant wobbly ears are top moe
>>563322134My hair is going towards the fucking sun in that one lmao
>>563322845All these years I have never picked her team, even if it’s the choice I like the most. That’s how much I hate her.
>>563323157t. /v/ermin
>>563323157why are you so racist?
>>563323157uhh based?
>>563323157>>563323479post names
>>563323157she’s a fictional character…..
>>563322845Where is our frye fan...
how would frye wear headphones
>>563325369in ear headphones are a thing you know
>>563322845Considering she has only won like 4 or 5 splatfests total, I'd say she has been a failed experiment, yes.
I love all the idols unironically.Yes, even Big Man for non-meme reasons.
and yet she got her own spinoff and you're still here crying about her.
>>563326735>non-meme reasonsMe too.
i'm just saying everytime there's a fest "those" people come in here and start idol shittery despite the regulars never doing this.
>>563325693Those are earbuds
>>563327136Well be thankful for the bumps to your ded game thread. It’s been like a year and a half since the game ended and you’re still playing in maintenance mode everyday like what lol
>>563327613yeah well point is she doesn't need a headset.
when life gives you a squid, be a kid
>>563328393How does she do tech support then
>>563328607but I only started liking squid as an adult
>>563328702the old fashioned way
can you all shut the fuck up? it's callie day
>kill player named lilith>goth titleGTFO TRANNY
woomy the gathering vs man-men-mi
I swear one of the veemo booyah lines sounds like they're saying "brownie"
>>563325369Squish
I wish splatoon had a funny manga.
>>563339007speedtsuho
Raiders should be no more than $20.
>>563341664LOL
>>563341664*free
I fucking hate turf war so much
>>563339007aerodynamic goblin
reminder that flar is shitter cope
>>563345582It seems today that all you see is dynamo in PBs and smeks in Series
The kpop fag stole the OP image thumbnail >>>/v/736824465
>/v/go back
>instant transmission sound effect.wav
>>563347474>stole
>>563345582can you do same but callie upside down on the couch, feet over seatback, and fwar instead of flar
>>563347474did she do it while listening to k-pop?
>hagglefishthank you ngmi I love hideously defense-biased tri color
>capture both signals>massive lead>last 15 seconds>two bearnigger aerogays snatch defeat out of victory's grasp by wiping us out and painting over our turfFuck this shit, I'm gonna do my taxes.
July 30th is either Fire Emblem or Splat Raiders release dateI hope it's Raiders
>>563351964I hope its Fire Emblem so 3 doesn't die.
anyone bunners wanna play some?or anyone wanna play some tetris attack?
it doesn't matter who wins or who loses as long as frye ends it with 00p
>>563352662i would play tetris attack but nso has the pedo version instead of yoshi
>>563354402we can emulation netplay :)
>>563354057>00pyeah well get ready to be disappointed dumbass lol
>>563352345Why would 3 die? Raiders won't have a MP mode
>>563356510from what we know ofanyways i don't think it'll have PvP at all, maybe some sort of light co-op or an online similar to Mario Wonder's online
https://www.jewishpress.com/news/jewish-news/antisemitism-news/nintendo-apologizes-for-anti-semitic-graffiti-on-game-site/2021/06/05/
>>563356712Co op is about the most I would expect. It might have a PvE mode that isn't SR if they wanna test out a new PvE mode for 4 with it.
563356895nobody asked
>>563356978take your meds mormon schizo
563357079nobody asked
>>563357534take your schizo meds mormon
Yeah can I get uuuhhhh two woomies, hold the flops, and a veemo south style?
>>563360448hideous creature
>>563360146Sir, this is a Frye's.
>>563360570Hey, don't talk about my wife like that.
>>563361119Then get me uuhhhhhh Shiver sandwich and a big dr. man.
>>563361509Any Side Orders
>>563361362you theyfe*
>>563361625Yeah let me get 2 jelly tins.
Fellas. I need a confirmation.Was the Splatlands Third Junior High Anthem disaster caused by a prank from Shiver and Frye, random fight, or Salmon invasion7
>>563362298Rival gang, you can hear Frye getting pissed off and singing louder until she snaps and Shiver stops singing and joins in. At the end Shiver laughs whilst Frye is yelling at the rival gang.
bros... is splatoon... cringe?
>>563363168Yes but its ok. Revel in it
I had to see this now you have to see it too.
>>563364095Who are the guys on the right
>>563364178me
>>563362494Maybe. I could hear someone arguing in the back and then it getting physical, Shiver summons Master Mega, Frye is getting rowdy, Shiver tries to take control with a mic then she gets domed by a charger or a blaster.
the last three salmon run rotations have been absolutely fucking goated and yes i'm including the one with the .52gal and .96gal on marooner's bay
>>563367565peat gavel
Any birdbros want to grind some open or tri?I could also fish a king I guess.
>>563367759I can fish
>>563367945Up! I missed the whole previous rotation somehow
SR 2/4
>>563364095Leak for the next Smash Bros story mode looks fire>>563364178I think it's Geno SMRPG, Isabelle Animal Crossing, and Olimar & Alph Pikmin.
>>563367642my taste is unassailable
>>563368274Looking for one more handsome?
>>563369428Post your name first.
>>563369562~B
Something is wrong with the tabs, cant see anyone on
>>563369694I’ll will consult with the ‘cord and we will decide if you can join.
>>563369428Yeah could go one more, opening
SR 3/4, disregard falseflagger
>>563364095tuff
>x250>with a jrhow
>>563371207eggs only probably
I can't believe you'd squid bag over my splatted corpse, I'll remember this for the rest of my life
That one was rigged, rigged I say
GGs SR. Fuck those fly fish. Thanks for hosting
GGs
>>563373594>>563373229GGs two and one king! >>563372324Mixed up my R and ZL, happens all the time :^)
I really fucking hate turf war so fucking much.
tentacle_in_mouth.... cute..............
Just won a 333xfeels squidding good
>>563382468Fresh!
Huh, you can't go on the stage after reaching Ruler anymore? Whatever, I'm done with the shit.
>>563384107Are you in Splatsville?
>>563384107You have to win a match after getting to Ruler, I think?
Is it me or are 10xes really rare this time? After maybe 80 matches only got five of them, holding four festival shells ... Feels like I'll never even see a 100x this fest
>>563387206it's like flar but they take 10x matches instead of wins away from you so you play moremaybe some day you'll learn that it's all manipulation
>takes nearly 3 minutes to find a match of tricolor>which lasts 3 minutes
>>563388559Probably because crableg is in the tricolor rotation and that map is way too defender sided. I usually play tricolor for the rest of the fest but that map is zero fun to play on as attacker. I think the worst part about the map is that it makes it impossible to use the bubbler special since I play zink mini during tricolor.
>>563386541>>563386638Yes and did
