Previous Thread: >>563164557>Guides, Resources and useful links:https://rentry.org/bagguides>/bag/Circles/Clubs/Friends:https://rentry.org/holdingthebag>4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shortshttps://rentry.org/bacontent>>(JP) – JST>Banners:>4/1 After Maint – 4/15 10:59Akane (School)Seia (Limited)Asuna (School – Limited)Karin (School – Welfare)Toki (Bunny)>News:Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/645>Events:Code: BOX - The Shadow Approaching Millennium – 4/1 After Maint – 4/15 10:59Balancing Schale's Books with the General Student Council – 4/15 11:00 – 4/21 10:59>Content:Grand Assault: Perorodzilla (Field – Torment w/Heavy & Special Armor) – 4/8 11:00 – 4/15 3:59Limit Break Assault: Tiphareth (Indoor – w/Elastic Armor) – 3/19 11:00 – 4/21 3:592x Hard – 4/8 4:00 – 4/15 3:592x Commissions/Bounty – 4/15 4:00 – 4/21 3:59>>(GLOBAL) – UTC>Banners:>4/7 After Maint – 4/21 1:59TakaneYakumoMeru, MomijiMinoriShigure (Hot Spring)Serika (Swimsuit)>News:Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3415801>Events:Winter Sky's Renaissance: Thesis on Cultural Exchange – 4/7 After Maint – 4/21 1:59My Office: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/user/myoffice>Content:Total Assault: Kurokage (Urban) – 4/7 After Maint – 4/13 18:59Joint Firing Drill (Breakthrough) – 4/14 2:00 – 4/20 18:59Limit Break Assault: Chokmah (Field – w/Heavy Armor) – 4/8 2:00 – 4/27 18:592x Bounty – 4/6 19:00 – 4/13 18:592x Account EXP – 4/10 19:00 – 4/12 18:592x Normal/Hard – 4/13 19:00 – 4/20 18:592x Account EXP – 4/17 19:00 – 4/19 18:592x Lesson/Scrimmage – 4/20 19:00 – 4/27 18:592x Bounty – 4/27 19:00 – 5/4 18:59
GUYS I cracked the code/bag/got is a portmanteau of /bag/ and maggot!
>>563190670izuna-chan... I did my best... I'm platinum now
don't shoot
coom in Nozoom.
SHOOT
https://x.com/akiraxians92951/status/2041066801594093601@arona turn the self-insert white
It's Friday! Show off your moves, /bag/!
https://x.com/otinpo_pussy/status/2042061588568621058magical cunny
>>563190670Fuck, because of the constant birthday threads I thought it's Izuna's turn today. That'd be the 3rd time I unlocked a student on their birthday
My canon wife Fuuka...
>>563191243You're gonna get 0 drops
>>563191085Ask Plana instead, Arona is lazy
sexy seia
>>563191337Not true, she loves me because I've been getting 2 eleph for several days in a row so I'm gonna get her today
https://x.com/rokuroku1616/status/2042555909910728920
Why does she look kinda...
>>563191157
>>563190864Hina sexina
>>563191493First Nagisa and now Niyax2...
I wonder what day it is at California
>>563191493Fuck off, I already have a sugar mama
Based
>>563191769>many saiba>remember momoi>midori bored>ao cool
>>563191769>guh fuukaYes
>>563191248now you can't run away from her
>>563191769>childs thought>child image>redeem consent
>>563191769>answer gogurt defenses
What kind of Hina is this?
God damn my wife is so cute.
Marry your students.
>>563192486
https://x.com/mnx2ek0/status/2042549609042727370
>>563191769>loli saki>happy flat girls>saiba event high fun>gogurt hardcore>love sex yes>redeem consent
>>563192486hina slurpina my gogurt
>>563192486Hina suckina
sensei is not sleeping tonight
>>563192486Hina relieving her stress
>>563192884what's so fun about sucking a penis?
Hinagogurt
⪩ ⪨θ ω θ
>>563193014go try it idk
>>563193014suck dick get hornyfuck sensei until you are satisfied
I will never be happy
>>563193028
>>563193117There are two type of menThose who confess to having attempted to suck their own dickAnd liars
>>563193014ask your mom
Roster poll for VGL26. This is not the previous suggestion survey. This is the full roster poll.https://forms.gle/JGzD43W8G7KEYXxg9Deadline: April 12th, 2:00 AM UTC
https://x.com/otinpo_pussy/status/2042434938738524564mika booba
>>563193162happiness is imagining beating the shit out of the professor you don't like at the uni
>>563193206Separate Seia and Sensei into two different players. Keep Sensei as IBITHE but have the decacunnies clinging to him instead
>>563193456It's a shame that Asuna had to be sacrificed to save the game
Getting naked with IzunaGently touching each other's bodiesSlowly becoming unbearably horny to the point where we can't possibly be unconnected for another secondFucking all weekend until we can barely move our hips
Izuna's vagina...
>>563193583so big it almost looks like a tanuki tail
Because of the post talking about max difficulty in the olden days I started browsing youtube for it and found the biggest drama.The first guy who ever cleared extreme (Hieronymous in May 2021) was a big whale who got rank #1 in all raid seasons from 2nd to 8th. They made an interview with him after clearing extreme and everything. Then after 9th season when he fell to rank #2 in the last day, he posted a picture of 140k gems he just bought to prepare for the future. That's his last post after that he simply vanished. Everyone is saying he got banned because the gems were gotten through illicit means (using a service where you pay 1000 yen to credit card thieves who then use stolen card to charge your gacha account with 10000 yen worth of gems)
>>563191705Look kinda what?
>>563193527I think I hated every teacher I ever hadvery ironic that I'm now playing and loving a game where I am one
I'm going to bury my face between those delicious little tummies
>>563193573ah amazing nerd shoes
the official artist confirm that the intention behind Akane's new l2d is actually sexhttps://x.com/poppuqn/status/2042531145053790374
>>563193796>Arona: buy pakeji>also Arona: kill that man
>>563193206Add an option to suggest player names for the new players now that we have specific girls
>>563193797Like a high class escort, you know, the expensive kind
>>563193925
>>563193973>we want you to have sex with your students but we can't officially say that because of the ratings boardMad men
I think an idols collab would be nice
>>563193975pakejis obtained with illicit means result in no money being spend, she is trully the jewest
Stop posting c***ds in microbikinisThat's dangerous
the word sex is funny
>>563194114>idolsaren't most of them underage though?
>>563193973Anyone with a spec of reading comprehension knew that.
>>563192604based
>>563194296that's exactly why
>>563194296so are our students
>>563194014She is not an escort.
>1760 TOR clears on EU this very second
>>563194415>>563194523
>>563194114Cant wait for Idol Seia (Hiro)
>>563194589Don't tell me she does it for free
>>563194114You can roll for Commie Iori RIGHT NOW
>>563194662
What are they playing?
if hina was real she'll be a 3DPD onlyfans whore
>>563194651Yes she is underage too.
>>563194114I want to see Sumika and Asuna together
"Ruins you're chances of getting an volume forever and ever"
>>563194712Only for me (sensei).
>>563195173segg
>>563192871Hina if she transfered
>"NO YAKUMO! LYING IS BAD! TAKANE ISN'T A PRINCESS!!!"Disgusting! I never said that! I would NEVER say Takane is NOT a princess!MY princess!MY ojou!Ohohohoho!Just like Mika, Chise, Achuko and Serika
>upgrade my pvp team>suddenly no one attacks me anymoreHmmm I see how it is
red haired students tier list:rabu>takane>maki>smeg>junko>iroha
>>563194662>>563194892Is true that girl is a hardcore masochist?
>>563195556What is he doing here?
>>563194651
>>563195963Quite the opposite really, she's a hardcore rapist.
My Kayoku figure fell off the shelf and the halo broke. What's the best way to repair it? Krazy glue? Epoxy resin?
>>563196062Super glue and hope it works
>>563195912You made a slight error. Let me fix that for youReijo>>>>>>>>>>>>All others
It's crazy how much shit Kaiser got away with. I hope we get a volume where we bring them to heel. And maybe one of our students can take over the company, then we'll have a powerful ally too.
>>563195556Takane is an anal princess
>>563196053It is funny that Asuna is the 2nd oldest member of C&C after Neru. One with the mind of a child and the other with the body of one.
>>563196062>halo broke
Iroha is the perfect woman
>>563195963She fucks her friends' Producers
>>563196235if only there was one with both the mind and body of a child
>>563195912All redheads are great, but Iroha is the best of the best
look
>>563196062She's dead
>>563195963She's the type who would try to clear lunatic without meta students and moan from pleasure during it.
Excuse me, waitress! I'd like an order of wakamarriage and wakakisses with a heaping helping of wakapregnation on the side!
>>563196472fat fuck
>>563196062>and the halo broketoo late, enjoy your Kayoko*Terror
>>563196439>fat and bald like a baby>complete retardThat's you
>improved my score>went up 430 ranks back to top 500EZ RAID
Junko*Terror
>>563196781I'm not bald...
>muh anal queen>muh anal princesswhat's the deal with these guys?
>>563196903Boomer memes
>>563196903Anyone who doesn't have sex with high school girls for the purpose of procreation is cringe.
Black Suit Terror
>>563196781breastfeed me thenI need my milkies
Black (Swim)Suit
Black suit wakamo
>>563197003There's literally only a few millimeters of skin between, if you cum hard enough you can make a hole so the semen flows into the vagina
>>563196903Its all Meru's jokes
anal empress
>>563197169Blackamo
Ibupee
>>563197524
>>563197450Kawawa Shizuko
>>563193973Wait I thought popqn was a freelancer?He only did the sprites for Shinon, Eimi, and Mashiro right?I thought the people that did the L2Ds are only in-house artists
>>563197790Gotta love these fan made plushies, they look hilariously bootleg
>>563197807https://bluearchive.wikiru.jp/?%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%83%E3%83%95#POPQN
My lovely wife's PV next week!
The FIRST ever green unit
>>563198290Not so fast.
New Official Eimi art
>>563198472>>563198389>>563198290hope it's another V5 update and y'all lose.
>>563198551official pit pussy
>>563198551Eimi's official vagina...
>>563198389Unquestionable truth.
Akira>>>>makoto>>>>>kaya
>>563198551Eimi should run on a treadmill
Is the next thing going to be a major story update and not an event?
/fa/ semen demon
>>563198748It's the limited units stream.So most likely event.
Eimi should smother me
>>563198748both
Put me in coach
>>563196903A very specific kind of girl is into anal and fetishists learn to recognize the signs. These characters are crafted for us by us and you are simply deaf to the language they speak.
>>563198551Nice but it's been up for almost a month now.
>>563198748I mean we have literally zero hints at upcoming story and vol EX has been done for over a month now and we also have a new event set to be released on the 22nd so I'd hazard a guess and say it's gonna be both.
>>563199012................there are major story events in this game?
>>563196903You've never heard of Iori Minase?
>>563198748It is an event. There's always an april event and it's always limited. That doesn't mean they're not going to give a small teaser for a new story update, but it's still an event.
Serika is NOT a princess
>>563199185She is. Sensei said so.
Soon
>>563199185Say that again I will fucking kill you dead buddy
>>563199185Yes she is.
>>563199185She's just Cinderella maxxing.
I miss Binah, none of these other raid bosses are any fun
>>563199012>zero hints at upcoming storybased off interviews and the upcoming ministory they are definitely gearing up more prisoner content
FUCK SERIKA
https://magma.com/d/mKTbMWls0Qhttps://magma.com/d/mKTbMWls0Qhttps://magma.com/d/mKTbMWls0QThere's still plenty of room on the nightgown aggie, come draw
The cutest KOT!Kuromi Serika!
>>563193162Blue Archive makes me happy.
Shout out to all the /bag/ lurkers. It takes real restraint to not post the dumbest shit imaginable. You guys are the real heroes. I'd take a million of you any day of the week.
>>563199603The masks are oddly erotic, just need them to cover the eyes and also put a ball gag in there
>>563198182Damn that's crazy.
>>563199628My precious audience...
>>563199603
Eimi should breastfeed me
>>563199068Depends on how you view it but I'd say anything that is a back-to-back 2-parter is a major event. That would be these major events1.5th anni summer eventsHalo FestivalVolume Final eventsKisaki storyEx Decagrammaton eventsNo I don't think the next thing is gonna be something like that.
>>563199850Hot milk....
>>563193796Post it.
STUDENT WARM I NEED TO FEEL IT
>>563199917
Ayame... Ayame was a big event.
>>563199917https://litter.catbox.moe/pab2f87hbf8jh8qk.jpg
Izuna...
I think it's pretty clear now that we have a spy among us.
>>563199917it
>>563199917The guy's name? あるふぁ (Alpha)https://x.com/1560Army
>>563199628niggerfaggot ywnbab go back
this is a red winter event or a trinity event??
can you guys not use such vulgar language my mom checks the thread
>>563200196Damn, it must have been good being able to use what would now be considered meme characters to clear the hardest content.
>>563200427Every event is a Trinity event
>>563200023where noise?
>>563200427Isn't it funny how Red Winter can only have good events when they're doing cultural exchanges with other schools?
>>563200427ask yourself, is it good?
foxpussyfoxvaginafoxvulvafoxsexsexfox
Schools we can rule out for this summer>Trinity>SRT>Valkyrie>Abydos>AriusSchools likely this summer>gehenna>Shanhaijing>MillenniumNeutral, neither likely or unlikely>Red winterSchools unlikely>Highlander (Too new, not enough students yet)>Wildhunt>Hyakki (Its unlikely to get two summer's in a row, same reason Trinity is ruled out)This year feels pretty narrowed down unless they throw a curveball.Wildhunt and Highlander lore is still too new and unexplored to really do a full beach event I think.
>>563198389we need more IS alts
offmodel art posters deserve the rope
Would you take Sensei's virginity?
why is she like this?
>>563199263>people find this literal rectangle erotic
>>563200904Not sorry for posting sexier versions of students.
>>563200938
>>563201028People that pretend Seia has changed as a character simply never knew her character to begin with. Even now she's still a bitch.
>>563201192I'm a manlet sensei and I agree with this sentiment
No,,,
>>563201470nice bought account
>>563201028b a s e d
Iroha Status?
iroha schizos status*
I HATE IROHA
>>563201470DPS is too high cost and weak
the chapter 2 of this event's story is one of the funniest there has ever been in this game loli pity the skip retards
>>563201620ignored, forgotten, abandoned. as she deserves.
Saaar is giving (you) to Iroha schizo... You forgot about board etiquette...
just deposited another 2mil USD to Kim's bank accountthat's another 4 months without an Iroha alt
>>563201620Flat is always the best
>>563200904What's wrong with the Izuna pics?
imagine the smell
>>563200196Maybe it wasn't enough to relieve his stress and he killed himself. There was also covid and shit.
>>563202081Tail too fat
>>563202057
Big adult boobies.
>>563201620Floofed
>>563202081She's not that big, see >>563193583
>>563202198>2021>inexplicably disappearedCovid got him 100%
>>563202081nothing, seabrownoid is just looking for reasons to seethe
big kayoko...
>>563202364More likely to be hit by a bus.
>>563193583that's the gayest thing I've ever read
>>563202392bro keep your head focusedyou are about to reach a week of restraint
>>563201460imagine a student tall enough you could just bury your face in her breasts while both of you are standing...
>>563202631I never saw the captchas during April Fools. Was this one real or an edit?
>>563202631sex
Foxgirl friday
Fox pussy friday
Stupid question, but I made a big dumb by missing one of the main points of Archive Recruitment, that being how said Students are no logner in the regular gacha pool.Is there any reason I shouldn't claim Koharu (I've been buying her Elephs from Total Assault shop) since even if she's useless until I manage to level her up, I can get Cafe taps and Lessons on her if she's unlocked?Only thing I can think of is Archive Recruitment tickets, but if I get my hands on one (or heavens forbid, I resort to being a whale) it should be used on a Student whose Eleph can't be farmed/bought with Assault coins?
>>563202974Nigger Koharu is one of the best free students you should have redemed her immediately and actually use her for gameply
>>563193583I want to do this but spending the weekend with a student over at an inn with mixed bathing
Jumby my beloved...
gameply
>>563201620Beautiful, sexy, erotic, married to me
>>563202554That's the dream
>>563202768I have no idea which imageboard it was specifically, but BasedParty decided to raid some small/niche one. The admin implemented CAPTCHAs like that. Supposedly all the raiders were such newfags that they were successfully filtered, they were even unable to even identify Reimu from Touhou.
>>563202974I really like big sis Tsurugi images.
>>563202974Always claim everyone you can except for Aru, Neru, Hibiki, Hinata who are actually used for damage so they need to be UE60 (50 for Hibiki) and claiming them would delay that.Yes additional archive recruitment are best used on Ako. Shun is very arguable because it's only for pvp. You can wait 3 more months to see if more students are getting added.
>>563202974Redeem instantlySpend ur tickets instantly on Ako > ShunNo point in waiting for later
Will the next JP stream be next weekend?
>>563202974Koharu you redeem ASAP and beeline for 5*, you can use her in iMari/Kokona setups until you get those
>>563203576*with coins, Ako is your archive priority
>>563203875Chinese Wappi...
>>563203319She's letting off sex fumesThat's when you know a girl is in heat
You have less than 10 minutes to pat and finish your dailies
>>563201573It is not I started with Steam I was just busy moving to the US of A. I was in one of the guilds here where they spam nigger in the group chat all day but they kicked me for AFK
>>563203256K E KWTFHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>the retard is replying to himself
sex with wappi
you should be able to send private message to your friends
>>563204238Bananatsu...
stop posting artI couldn't touch the pen in a month meaning I'm undoubtedly shit so stop it
>>563204359go draw
>>563204231Spare me that, some flag in my club is already posting litter link in the chat and i am scared to open a single one
>>563204238おぉ?
>>563204227Tetew-sensei...
>>563204231Chat is too censored so I wouldn't have any interest in using such function
>>563192809third panel looks like a binky
>>563204426I'm busy!
Sensei should date more studentsPeople hate pancake event but it started with sensei going on a date with Fuuka
>>563204359Why not just give up on art in this case? It sounds like you don't enjoy it.
kei sexo
resetkaede
resetalice!
treeset
resetarona
Mikaset
Pajamaset
Suouset
twinset
>>563204616Ako got raped by a tentacle in exchange, you'd sacrifice her just to go on a date with fuuka?
>>563204754>>563204758>>563204761yikes...
>>563204754STOP DOING THAT
>>563204761gomen Yuuka, my net lagged
fuckset
>>563204758>>563204761DIE>>563204754hmmmm....
>>563204831I can just take her on a date as well after to make up for it
Neruset
>>563204756Time traveler anon I kneel
>>563204753>>563204754>>563204756it keeps happening
>>563191337>>563191492Heehee
>>563204831She tanked that, btw.
>>563204967>yuuka and noa time travel >how can I make this about mika?
>>563204967??It was the pajama post that traveled in time
>>563205097Are you okay?
>>563204964YOU
>>563205156It's not the same without the Serina pic.
>>563204980Saaruji-dono do not redeem
>>563205247He wouldn't be able to make it about Mika if he only posted Serina.
>>563205338Are YOU okay?
>>563205318Too late Is she good for anything?
>>563205338Take a look through the chat stamps newfriend
Sensei is falling from the sky in a few hours
I HATE MIKA
>>563205434Tail fluffs
IS STEAM DEAD OR WHY THE NET IS FAILING WHEN PLAYING BA?anything else work on my end
>>563205481I don't care about herHer posters are the worst tho
>>563205434sex
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>563205576EOS IMMINENT
I got 1x Karin Eleph and 2x Iori ElephToday's NiggaYield is 3 NiggaCoins
>1 purple
>>563205434She power creeps Asuna but thats not saying muchYou can use her as a cope reposition for Tiph if you dont have AobaShe's okay for Set as filler DPS if you lack shiroko*terror and subaruShe cute and thats more important.
!!!
>>563205514>>563205676Eh, good enough. She even visited me in the schale today
>>563203256This post made me look up Gamefly to see what happened to them and they still exist in current year, holy shit
>>563205902Oh, don't worry. She'll be there.
>2 keystonesWTFHow do I get more??
>>563204213no im not…
>>563206105You just called yourself the cheese
>>563206102
>>563205434she's good for shirokuro
>>563205576Concerning...
>>563205434She was meta for ShiroKuro just a little while ago.
Kurokage is looking a lot like Peroro on NA, lowest TOR is 3800 already. Might make it to 5000
>>563205869That’s not the Izuna you use in Set
>>563206461lowest tor on EU is 1813/2000
>>563205869You can also user her on lunatic binah as a tank
>>563206661>Hina>Mr. COW
>>563206661real xqc?
I know you still haven't filed your taxes.
>>563206754Eu has that while we got an Akoposter called MrCPu...
>>563206852I'm not American, go away
>>563206852If the government can take my money they can also handle that shit by them fucking selves
>>563206661Mr.CPu and MrCOW collab when
>>563206895Bro, he's on EU too.
>>563206958That teammate?Me.
Sensei...
>>563206895All true patriot red blooded lolicons are in EUThe US only gets child-eating jews
>>563206895Mr.CP is on EU, bro
>>563207153We love Makoto here
>>563206461TOR is the new INS
>>563205869>>563206269>>563206364>>563206726Kind of a shame since it seems I won't be needing her (at least for now). Not like I have resources to spare for that kek
>>563206940I will never forgive the tax prep industry for preventing the IRS from just mailing us a bill.
>top INS clear is rank 3770Are we getting TOR golds again?
What now?
>somehow improved my score despite doing the same rotation everydayLiterally how, I think I've managed to squeeze in another sHanako's splash after groggy but I'm not sure how I did that
>>563207392that's how it is in every other country, don't have to calculate anything
I hope Iroha spooks me some day so I can finally see what all the fuss is about.
>>563207518
>>563201040Incredibly
>>563207731>anon hates Iroha so much he put her in a incinerator chamber based
>>563207696>using protectionThat's not very hard-boiled
>>563207731that's Maki in the middle
>>563207284wuh?
I HATE SHUN USERS
bag today marks 4 years since I stopped playing games (except BA).I don’t regret it at all.
>>563207897>he doesn't know
>>563207859Her floof is powerful, she powers the PC
>>563207985There's a solution for that.
>>563208164elaborate. she spooked me recently
>>563200185
>>563208164Killing yourself and trying again in the next life?
Semi-official ecchi Akane drawn by POPQN…
>>5632082213* Kanoe has 3x the attack of ue60 sHanako
>>563207354As a weak steambabu, this is very concerning but as long as I get gold, I don't care.
>>563208221Her attack stat is higher than your dps strikers so Shun will target her instead and she gives you some extra cost for any other yellow armor your strikers have.
>>563208354Reincarnation doesn't exist
>>563208378I fucked up and looked up wrong Hanako, point still stands since 3* Kanoe's attack is higher than fully upgraded sHanako so Shun targets her
Arrest evil women
>>563208372Uhhhh didn't this one get deleted earlier today
>>563208372They 100% FUCKED during that Momotalk
>>563206661Mr.AKO won't make it...
>>563208514GUH!
>>563208525not with her sub active
>>563208372God I hope we get something like this with Ibuki…
>>563208514I hope you're right, I don't want to come back to this shit earth
kinda neat lineup but they had to fuck up takane and the guard's positioning
>>563207665She's a waste of a perfectly good special slot is what she is
>>563208378>>563208501What's the meaning behind that? Is Kanoe a secret gorilla or something
>>563208776She has a small cannon in her hands.
>>563193180Nothing wrong with that. It is only as gay as fapping (using your hands to get a man off).
>>563208501interdasting. how much should I dump on her? would she act as a good decoy even at 3* and maxed? I can probably push to ue30
you shall reincarnate as a lotus flower
>>563207665She’s the best
Do you guys like salted caramel and mint chocolate?
Save them.
>>563208889You're gonna need her at UE30 eventually anyway for Peroro, but I wouldn't push it when low on ligmaballs. You'd be wasting lessons and the 5 elephs from valentine
You:MaidenlessOnly gets 100 coins per ticket (lol) Stagnant score, never improves Likes children Me:Surrounded by Giant MilkersSpeaks fluent Korean (김용하의 최강선생님)180 yellow PLUS 80 purple coins every ticket Best Record! achieved daily, always improvingLikes childrenBe better.
>>563208961I want to smooch SMG delinquent...
>>563208750ooh you love to see it
>>563208940Yes, individually. Not together.
>>563208940yes
>>563208940>salted caramelyes.>mint chocolatenever tried.
>>563208348What the helly
>>563209061You wish you spoke fluent Japanese instead nerd
>>563209186sigh *unzips*
>>563209232大きいおっぱいがすきですThat's right.
>>563209232i speak both though
>>563208776She fires 1 (ONE) bigga giganigga bullet and then reloadsOverall shes still about as strong as Natsu for DPS but Natsu spreads her damage across many smaller baby bullets.
>>563209293you should be able to read this /bag/
>>563209186We are gonna play co-op Halo 2.
>>563209354Are baby bullets for killing babies?
>>563209363I can read the second line
>>563209363For me it's gookakoニーガーファゴット
>>563209480No but they're made out of babies
>>563209480Yes, so youd better watch yourself.
Feeling bold. Have some nude Eri.
are +10 runs worth it for the free currency?
>>563209363Ping Pong Bing Bong
>>563208895>le jujutsu kaisen reference fuck off
>>563209614It is not free. You're spending AP which could be spend on other shit.
>>563209614No
>>563209592
>>563209614hell no
>>563209592I KNOW EXACTLY WHO THIS IS OY GOD
>>563209825Mari would do thisthis is in character for her.
For me it's BBK
>>563209061Dualistdusk you are fucking yangnom(양놈) Besides, I can’t even consider your LN clears legit because you bought boosts from discord hungarian femboyShame on you
>>563208514Based. Retards who believe anything outside of God and Jesus's sacrifice are being tricked by the adversary. Also jews are no longer the chosen people, stop helping them.
>>563209825>condomsMari would NEVER
>>563209825what the fuck!!!!
>>563193014What's so fun about eating pussy and hearing moans?
FUCK. WHERE IS MY SHIGURE
>>563209895
>>563209947what a sentence
>>563209986J-Judas Priesto?
>>563209592>don't have any Wild Hunt girlMaybe Fes will change this. I don't have high hopes.
Let me guess, you need more?
>>563209061>Surrounded by Giant Milkersclearly demerit >Speaks fluent Korean (김용하의 최강선생님)my condolences. demerit.>180 yellow PLUS 80 purple coins every ticket investment nulls any coin rewards = demerit>Best Record! achieved daily, always improvingtime waste. demerit>Likes childrenbased. meritI have concluded based on a 1/5 score that I am better
>>563210089>10 pullsfuck I am so horny fuck fuck well I don't regret it anymore now
>>563208514I fucking hope not. I'm terrified of India being the most statistically likely place to reincarnate into.
>>563209947god, I knew the scorechasers of a bonsaige would be on some weird shit but this is something else
>>563208895well, as long as my seed pods don't get photoshopped onto people's skin...
>>563210374hey you might become chinese instead don't fret
>>563210089>want Shigure as my original 100 girl when I first start Blue Archive as a steam babu>no luck ever getting her>pick another girl I really like instead of her>choose meta choices with the selectors>on the girl I picked over her alt banner get Shigure and her altLittle late there, lady.
>>563210647>pick another girl I really like instead of herWhom?
>>563210601liveleak's new up and coming superstar...
>get the 1st groggy>shanako corrupted 1 seconds into the start of 3rdheartbreaking
>>563209947I thought Causew was German
How much damage does it take to activate the ballista on Cockmah?
uhee~
>>5632108561
>>563210856very little, like a level 50 saya can do it
>>563198748Highlander event.
Students for this feel?
>>563208372Brother delete this I am on no fap....
>>563210907>>563210963So I can bring pYuuka for 2-cost pillar popping and DEF down and cycling to get some kind of use out of my striker desert. Thanks.
>>563193975Illicit funds may be seized and refunded.Nexon isn't going to go out of its way to help a criminal
>>563208372little bit on the nose there isn't it POPQNdon't give me that "that's just a button" crap
>>563211065Electrified Kei?
quit calling her smeg
>>563211520sNagisa EX
https://www.iwara.tv/video/Nr34pbQogO2zpU/blue-archivemay-egyptmeme
>>563210714
>>563211594I know that, but what did anon mean with that post?
seia screama
What's the deal with Causew?
>>563211494That's just a button.
>>563211658>iwara>niggers and NTR every time
The strongest
>>563199603>Kyaru at home
fuckin ginternet is gonmna make me lose my mind dog
>>563211725>really like the pink hair princess from that show>the only voiced scene she gets is the one where she's fucking a pig orc while getting fucked in the ass by another pig orcgarbage ass show
>>563209061>look at me I'm a gook I'm so good at the game because I can whale out and copy the timelines made by superior Japanese people
>>563211668there was this tweet https://x.com/i/status/2042545084961632538from the comments it's because you can very easily misclick Nagi's EX on Kei -> reset the run
>>563211725Why is Karin (accidentally forgot her name) always depicted as the shy one?
>>563211818Iwara's good for one thing only. Striptease MMDs
>>563212094Have you played the game? How is that even a question.
>>563211979First: japanese players are retardsSecond: GL high score clears are consistently higher than on the JP server.Third: the Japanese top rankings are dominated by chinese players using macrosNow fuck off, newbab
>>563212296Karin content is very rare and I have not read the momos
>>563212296>(accidentally forgot [Karin's] name)He definitely does not play the game.
FUCK THIS CAT. It was all okay the last two days, but today he just gives me everything that could happen.Eyes hitting Hikari/iMari 80% of the time in phase 2, sHanako refusing to crit for the threshold, eye RNG, sHanako taking her sweet time to finally proc her NS, and eye RNG.Holy shit, I'm glad my groggy team is basically infallible and I have a cleanup team for when things go wrong.
Why did Mari become a whore
>>563212523>doing Lunatic more than onceWhat the actual fuck
>>563212432Asuna is borderline braindead levels of oblivious genki and has zero personal space with anyone.Karin is a well adjusted young lady who aspires to being a wife. She may be dumb but she's got enough going on to be self conscious.>>563212437Good point. I have only myself to blame I guess.
>>563212382>global players with an extra week can improve on clears made by top JP players that don't even become public until after the raid ends on JPWow so skilled. If JP so so bad then play on it and see how you do without all your foreskin.
>>563212620There's always preservation if I mess it up really badly. In that case, I would just do comfy torment.
>>563212437Look man, I didn't want to call her a nigger
>>563212094cus shes more reserved/shy
Mari is pure.
>>563212724Nigger, are you even playing our game?You do realize some strats don’t work on Global, right?You’re just proving that you’re a newbab
>>563208681posting the Ibuki equivalent would get me instabanned
>>563212791Wouldn't be out of step with anything else that goes on up in this bitch.
>>563210197from where is the new shameless copy?
>>563212985What did they mean by this?
Mari: nigger. .jpg
>>563212382>the Japanese top rankings are dominated by chinese players using macrosNuh uh the top 50 are attention whores who love bragging about their shit on twitter. There was one retarded top ranking chink who acccidentally posted a video of Yesod lunatic with a real ticket on the day when only practice was available, so he got permabanned for private server fagging
>>563213205based. FUCK chinks
>>563212983do a catbox fren
>>563213158
>>563212523Yeah, I burned a ticket yesterday to bullshit like that. With preservation, sure, but still a whole hour of restarts. This might be the most annoying LUN I've done so far.
>>563213432LMAO THOSE ARE SOO FUNNY
>>563213432WEG ahh
>>563212926She's so pretty. where can I get a toki gf as a 37yo balding skinnyfat middle manager with only a bachelor degree and obviously no teaching experience nor certification?
Stop replying to it you retarded apes
>>563213432Still less of a slut than regular Mari
>>563213579Well give me a banana if you want me to stop being retarded
>>563213051No idea, I just saw her in the wild
retards. don't reply to this.
>>563211684before seia was frieren you could rape her and she wouldnt be able to tell anyone
Is a woman a slut if she puts out exclusively and monogamously for one man?
>>563213579So what, you gonna cry?I’ll reply if I want to. Go fuck yourself brown seanigger
>>563213387https://litter.catbox.moe/9x1nszca3961yybt.png
banana
>>563213825replying because that anon told you not to reply is the same thing... free will doesn't exist.
>>563212523Dude I had a crazy bad run yesterday as well, had to preserve and sweep tormentThis shit is so painful if you get bad RNG
>>563213542>camera captures haloThen students can know about halos existence?
>>563213991Grim.
miyu molestation mission
>>563213991I thought it was like a hand for them. No way you see 30 hands (human - white) and can tell which belongs to which girl. Only Sensei has hand autism and can see the slight differences, which are exaggerated to the player.
this thread is ass
>>563213870n-nicei think it is allowed, or should be...
>>563214267I'm going to say it!
mika booty
>>563213991They always knew? How do you think they know about shattering halos and so forth?They just don't pay attention to the design any more than you pay attention to the pores on someone's face.
miyu brutal analrape with no lube
>>563201567Such a fragile sensei
>>563190670My beautiful daughter!
>>563213434>>563213954Yeah, maybe I should've made a better team, but RNG making you just straight up fail instead of being able to adapt to it feels bad.Probably the consequences of being cSenalet.
everyone loves Tokishe really is the best
How come Nagisa dress like she diddle young boys in private island, but threw some bitchfit over a softcore smut? Is she actually innocent or a prude?
>>563214634I didn't have that much RNG issues with a UE30 MReisa but I'm using Kanoe and keeping MReisa up pretty much the entire time
>>563214751I think... I can see it
>>563214751Seia picked the fit
>>563214751trinity students are allowed to dress slutty because they're so pure of heart that it doesn't register as sexual to them
>>563215020>then proceed to pick her own swimsuit that's barely distinguishable with body paintThis rectangle have too much power
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VD8Z7FFaxgs
>>563214297Ibuki’s tummy folds and cunny bones…
>>563191085Here you go senseihttps://files.catbox.moe/ld8mib.png
>>563214876My mReisa team is also the team without RNG issue, thankfully.
>>563214751She's just paranoid that someone is trying to turn all of Trinity into gooners so they can invade unopposed.>V6C3 has Sensei apologize to Nagisa>Immediately run an event where Nagisa is a suspicious demon>Then immediately rerun another event where Nagisa is a suspicious demon
Toki milked me real good so she's forgiven, unlike Rio
>>563215492please do not lewd Ibuki https://litter.catbox.moe/xfv4dtk9l7hwu4ef.jpg
Friendly reminder students wouldn't like you in real life.
>>563196191>maybe one of our students can take over the companyThis, I'm tired of greedy corpo robot do greedy corpo shit. Someone has to take the reins in>then we'll have a powerful ally tooand I'm afraid that won't be the case. I don't know how, but Kaiser under the hands of a villain student can be handled way better. Fuck it, Niyaniya for Kaiser president.
>>563214751She's like the Sony vice president who worked on the playstation network in 2021 and was fired for "reasons". He was the kind of person who campaigned against what he was actually doing
Does anyone have that image of Hina thinking about Sensei's ass?
>>563215546amazing! he's literally me! except for the fact my dick is smaller and no JK is showing me her boob while sucking my penis
if i actually was sensei i'd just make the rabbit squad into my private military and execute everyone at kaiser
>>563215272Did they really have no dress code within the bootleg Christian equivalent of Kivotos religion?
>>563215949fake image sensei does not get hypnotized ask satsuki
FUCK Shuro
and rape miyu
>>563216057You and me both brother...
Miyu is not for rape, she'd alert the whole neighborhood
>>563216256I’m doing it
>>563216067I'd just lie to them about the shower being broken and smell them all the time.Except Miyako, she doesn't really do anything for me. I'd let her shower just so the other 3 felt even more self conscious.
>>563209895the wife
>>563216407miyu's l2d scene is literally about her thinking she's getting buttmolested by sensei and enduring it quietly
>>563216527This guy actually loves Miyako the most.
>>563215576Even on Torment I find that the eyeballs can decide to just fuck somebody in particular and UE40 mReisa can't do anything about it.
>>563216723YOU CAN'T POS... wait a minute
>>563216239
>>563216750If you use a formation where only 1 person get shit by an eye attack at a time and are able to groggy him before the dash attack you should never have RNG problems on torment.
>>563216874sex with professor seiaseia
>>563216147Hinata atleast has an excuse. She gets sweaty really easy, wearing loose clothes helps her more with physical labor. Mari and Sakurako have no such excuse for their lewd outfits.
>39,9>rank 2300people are doing torment now?
TRINITY STUDENTS WERE MADE FOR HOTGLUE
>>56321687410 years...
>>563215898not friendlythat's a mean spirited reminder :(
>>563216874Must... Obey...
>>563216723>deleted
>>563216765Is this what heaven looks like
>>563217110holy xitter garbage
>>563217240no one reported it that means (we) have some nanny janny watching
>>563215982
>>563217480
hina is overdesigned
>>563217669Hina corncernina
>>563217645delete that post
I should've rolled for Green Reisa man FUCKShould've realised they'd add a Wildhunt lesson place
>>563217891UZAWA MIDORI DESU
>>563215949Chapter 1, battle (regular and legal) with Kaiser, ends with the student taking over Kaiser and revealing that she's been orchestrating it since start of the volumeChapter 2, we go up against her, correct her ways, defeat her, and she ends up as an ally
>>563209061Erm... nah.*extremes*
I've just checked something and it will take me like 8 months to level up all my lesson areas to max Didn't add wildhunt area because I don't have it unlocked
>>563209061>Likes childrenhuh?
>>563209061Censored Nonomi is erotic
Children?
I LOVE KIDS
Does anyone know the chances of a Gehenna or Red Winter main story being released?
>>563217424no... my meme maker skills are being clowned on...fuck you faggot you wanna fight im gonna fight you
https://litter.catbox.moe/rytu2qk9529xf96f.png
>>563218540>gehennahina sex is the EOS finale>red winterno
DON'T OPEN THAT CATBOX LINK
>>563218091THAT'S NOT MIDORI
>>563218545I appreciated itNot enough to give a (you) though
OPEN THAT CATBOX LINK
>>563218749>auto-focusY'all know you can lock focus or set the distance manually, right?
>>563218070One of the many students that I want to spook me but never fucking do so
kokona sex
>>563218545sorry it's shit
>>563217645>>563218003
coom in doomrope in hope
>>563216723Barely worth a warning, what a joke.
Deadlift used to be my favorite exercise because it's the most weight I got to move around. Now I dread it because it's the most weight I have to move around...
when is the PV
>>563218585where did you find this picture of me?...
Why the fuck are you all jerking off so hard to Gehenna Vol? It's literal slop. Besides Hina there's nothing interesting there.Pandemonium can't be anything more than just a clown club. What's the point?We already have Vol 6 and Vol 4, the slop quota is already fulfilled.Wild Hunt gives way bigger hopes than your wet dreams.
i love kokona
>>563218718eh, shame it is a dicklet. i was hoping for some actual meat.... lacking in Booth partys. But it can be quite unique if you are generusyea i like that
Your honest thoughts on this alt?
Grr arf arf demons bad.
>>563218917I got her twiceMomos are ok
>>563219241sex
Why the fuck are you all Seiaing off so hard to Seia Vol? It's literal Seia . Besides Seia there's nothing interesting there.Seia can't be anything more than just a clown Seia . What's the point?We already have Vol 6 and Vol 4, the Seia quota is already fulfilled.Seia Hunt gives way bigger hopes than your Seia dreams.
>>563218964Not Kokona! Michiru! Most Erotic Tanuki Michiru Chidori!
>>563219241hair shading... gone...
>>563219078I switched to kettlebells a long time ago. i don’t care about all the “functional strength” mumbo jumbo but i prefer it to compounds
>>563219020Retard, I wrote 'i did' and not what you sent. Fuck off.
>>563219097181 hours give or take
>Nagisa was the villain again due to her psychotic paranoiawhen will someone stop her evil reign
>>563219352my seia quota can never be filled there is always room for more
>>563219361That's Kokona
>>563219241It's okay. I miss the old colors/shading she had on her main and summer alt.
>>563219456devs think it's funny so it'll happen again
Will you roll for Mitcher?
>>563219352Based
>>563219456It's not paranoia if you're right
>>563219567ye, guaranteed spark
>>563219487Rude! Kokona has no big fluffy tail.>>563219567Lots.
when i wake up tomorrow morning, anime girls better have become real & in charge of every government in the world
>>563219352
>>563219456Trinity is based on England so it has a government just as tyrannical as Red Winter
>>563219241I enjoy it but if you showed me this face I'd probably think it was a new student.
>>563219567Gotta save for my daughter and adopted daughter
>>563219236>sees pic with hot, erotic child>looks at penisRioposter is a faggot, not surprised
>>563219394>no one reported it>i didAre you trying to be funny or something?
>>563219567She's selectorbait
>cant sleep well lately>go to doctor>doctor said go outside, exercise, eat fruits, eat vegetables>no medicine for me because im healthy>paid $200 for an advicefuck mine and her dumb health club
>>563219078Become cardio.
Trinity is based*
>>563219567That's Kokona
>>563219812sex
>>563219567no
>>563219812ya
>>563217076you’re gonna have to apply yourself, I got a 39.980.xxx score with ue50 Hanako
>>563219241I really like it.It's one of those alts that's going to make me hate having to roll again on the re-run for a standard but I can't see myself skipping it and definitely aren't skilling Micher.Almost makes me want to dodge Tsukuyo just so I can justify rolling on the re-run even more.
>>563219730man i can't even be this gay if i try
>>563216723>deletedthere are more suggestive hag pics being posted in this general every day. when did /bag/ become reddit and start reporting innocuous loli images?
>>563219812trinity sucks. which is why they have sexy seia on the council, because she sucks (me)
>>563219870Ko-coon-a
>>563219241Alt is fine but I hate the art style.I get changing the art style for students with really badly aged portraits like Kotori but Izuna already looked great.
>>563219567I will post my rolls when she drops
https://litter.catbox.moe/eq80pfakttczh921.png
>got 2 of Shokuhou’s furniture from craftingwhat’ll happen if it actually place it? will she show up? I don’t have her
>>563219812I just wanna kneel down, lift her legs up, and tickle the back of her knees until she pisses or cums.
>>563220089>the guy who drew Izuna is a jap and he made the illustrations for one of the few LNs I actually read and it got an anime airing this seasonCool
>>563219241Face looks weird
https://litter.catbox.moe/9f727h8o44lqa38s.pngbenisless
>>563220279cock too big
>>563220279I'm not that dark
>>563219797I think cardio SUCKS
>>563217645jej
>Nagisa is addicted to playing Civ7So it's good now?
>>563220627>>563220627>>563220627
Justice is served, but at what cost?
Get fucked losers lmao
>>563220601It means she has bad taste
>>563220601It's alright, but Civ5 is still the best one
>>563220601It's still trashJust play Age of Wonders 4