Cemented editionPrevious Thread>>562687690>Decklistshttps://hsguru.com/ – previously d0nkey - free stats and deck listshttps://hsreplay.net/meta/ – deck tier lists (bronze to gold)https://vicioussyndicate.com/ – meta reporthttps://hearthpwn.com/ – decks, news, patch noteshttps://hearthstone-decks.net/ standard & wild decks>Deck Trackers & Statisticshttps://hsreplay.net/downloads – deck trackerhttps://go.overwolf.com/firestone-app/ - deck trackerhttps://heartharena.com/ – arena helperhttps://github.com/supertriodo/Arena-Tracker - arena helper>Misc.https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-gb/news/24245219/deathwing-strikes-back-in-cataclysm-heathstone-s-next-expansion - new expansionhttps://playhearthstone.com/ – official websitehttps://hearthstone.wiki.gg – wikihttps://battlefy.com/browse/hearthstone – tournamentshttps://hearthcards.net/ – custom card maker>Helpful Linkshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1MmLTCm7vdg5icVF4dAQhHf8sO_AZvE4gwO8NuQE8oxQ J_Alex's article on gaming mentalityhttps://screenrant.com/hearthstone-future-content-2024-nathan-lyons-smith-tyler-bielman/ insights from the devs on why the game is shit
First for sex with gnomes
Real Hearthstone died when they started forcing discover bullshit onto everything and killed tempo control in favor of boardslop aggroshit because 80iq redditards complained about methodical matches
>>563200215can't murlocs breathe underwaterwhat idiot tried to drown one
Truth is found in death.
>>563201505he is shackled more likely dies from starvation
no one congratulated me last thread :(
>>563201896fuck you bitch boy
>>563201896Congrats but it was a pointless achievement since it is achievement points
>>563201896wow let me guess ? first 4 classes from hsreplay ?
>you wasted 1600dust thishow do you cope without sounding mad?
Merithra niggaz can only win with 30 mana Fyrakk LMAO
monk will save us (at blizzcon)evoker will cement us
>>563202354Im from future....Armor nerfedDamage claw nerfednow you summon 10/10
>>563202354>how do you copeI got legend on day 2 thanks to herald rogue
so, are the leaked new cards going to be for an event? contains multiple classes and neutrals so it's not going to be part of a class set, but it's also 3 epics which is odd...
>>563202634yes, the twitter thread said they're event cards
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>>563203030KINO
>>563201896Congrats, I got it for free by playing against bots on the classic ladder.
>>563202354I simply live with the pain.I crafted it because I unpacked Onyxia.
>>563201896i cant even get out of bronze right now
NICE KEKMAGE
>>563202634Yea, I don't think we'll see whatevers replacing minisets until may/june
>>563205447you should netdeckonly very trim, well-oiled decks survive in this meta, if you have a weak turn three or four, you can lose instantly.
>>563205668dragon warrior or or no minion dh without nespirah? sometimes i forget to wipe my ass i'm that stupid
>>563206045i used dragon warrior and i went from hardstuck bronze to >>563201896
>need finish quest>doesnt have any discovers in hand>pick druid spellis he retarded ?
HOW DO YOU FUCK LOSE TO spell DH just speedrun quest and spam big taunts ! what a shitter....
>>563206045I went from d10 to d5 with minionless demonhunter without nes or brox and only lost 2 games.If you're really that stupid then on dragon warrior you're probably going to screw yourself by playing something in the wrong order or at the wrong time.
>made tarecgosa a skin instead of legendary weapon yikes, cringe and oof
>>563207698she looks like Blue Alex lmao
HOLY SHIT DUDE CANT EASY MATH..... PLEASE LOSE
>>563206761ill do that. when i tried dragon warrior it felt like the dark gifts i got were big poops compared to my opponents rng but i was probably just doing everything wrong
>>563200215Meta is pretty bad right now but hang in there fellow Hearthstone players!!Blizzcon will be the moment this game achieves salvation!!! Panda time is coming and will be GREAT!!!
>>563207698>mistressuuuh hang on there cora, this is a little too sexual for this game, also that succubus is too sexy that's extremely problematic...
Wtf ? how this is possible ?....
>>563209721for those who dont understandhttps://wowpedia.fandom.com/wiki/Reliquary_of_Souls
With how many different versions the explorer league characters have why did they never print a new Harrison Jones?
>>563210381because we aren't allowed to have any fun
>>563210381because Disney franchise turn into utter shit...
>>563210381It is quite weird now that you mention it... Also if we follow the previous trend of how long it would take to get the explorers back (I'm not really counting un'goro elise and pala finley lego). We're probably going to get another batch of highlander stuff in the first expansion of 2028.
>>563207698nemsy bros...
>everytime i try and add a friend i get disconnectedwhy
wow board based gameplay ?
>>563211689>grom>board based gameplay
>>563213462that was sarcasm look at stats and turn...
>Grom still legendary best card in warriorface is place....
>2013>warrior ends games with grom>2026>warrior ends games with grom
>rogue DISCOVER lifesteal>dh DISCOVER flash floodWOW SUCH INTERACTIVE MASTERS
>double arcane blow from random randommy eyes hurt just watching this CLOWN tourney
>PLAY CARDS>GET ALL THE FIRSTS AND RNG>WIN
This meta is horrible bros... Will Miniset save us?
HS tournament looks like a fucking Tavern Brawl. You can't make this shit up.
>>563207698>nagmara is a bartenderBGchads can't stop winning
I like that quest hunter is a dogshit deck but every single one I play manages to draw the 4 good cards in the deck (ravasaur and the 7/5) rush every game so it actually is strong when you draw perfectly They manage to do this with literally zero draw too. Like they will have 20 cards in deck and without fail they got the 2 ravasaurs and the 2 dinos
>>563214534This is what happens when almost all other charge cards are removed from the game.
>>563223643you can't really get mad at anything in this game because everything is a high rollskill is literally irrelevantquest hunter wins 50% of the time because 50% of the time it gets quest on curve somehow and 50% of the time it doesn't and just losesthis is Cora's perfect game
We used to have memes, you know...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9QD6sxoJxk
The only thing Quest Mage really has going for it is Morchie shenanigans. Need some proactive shit like "Deal X damage to a minion, if it dies discover a spell" on a body.
I like how every single Rogue I play against is at Herald 4 at least by turn 6 and generates not just playable spells, but actual godlike shit like Innervate or Resuscitate
>>563224161no one that still streams the game has enough personality for this type of shit
>>563219830considering warlock and warrior seems the chosen classes according to spoilers i can only say it's joever.
>error: drop cannot be claimedwhat jewish trick is this>>563226932"random" my ass
>>563219830miniset will give us... aggro priest
What's the reason why wallowlock isn't viable anymore? Not enough defensive tools to stall the game until you can get an otk?
I just faced 3 paladins in a row, is this the new hotness?
>>563241347and I am now sick of Paladin forever, fuck them for spamming 1 drops then that shatter card.
>>563241347>NewHas been in the meta for a few days now
People tell me BG is luck based.So how is this twink so lucky at BG?
>>563245547the worse you are at hearthstone: heroes of warcraft the more you complain about RNG in hearthstone: heroes of warcraft
I didn't see anyone mention it, but if you bought the latest Whitemane skin, you are getting a refund (in the form of runestones) between now and the end of the weekend.The reason for that is that the skin was advertised as a 'full skin' whilst it is not. The skin has also been temporarily removed from the shop.
>>563250502we lost the subtitle half a decade ago
>>563201371Control never was, isn't, and never will be real Hearthstone.
Crush a Blood DK's skull underfoot.
>>563223576anon...let me guess you never played wow past lvl10 ?
>>563261362both literally and unironically built for dark iron cvck
>>563261460but im playing WHITE CHUD PALADIN
you now remember duos
>>563223753Wrong. There's [minion which can deal face damage the turn it's played] every expansion.They just gave them fancier text to make it look less smorc-ish.
>>563223753LMAO at darkgifts
if you bought the whitemane hero that was in the store the other day you also get 1000 rune stones because blizzard fucked up lol. thanks suckers I got a free hero portrait basically
>>563270109enjoy your -1000rs balance bro...
>quest 3 rogue games>curve drakes + double noz on t5>elusive slop on t4>all going to face dhnice ladder..... see ya next day
wait a minute.... i seen this shit yesterday on MTclown shitwon because coinflip briar into perfect lethal
>>563274476dark gift was a literal mistake
>>563275803Jail free card for whale users.... thats how p2win patents works
>double prep doesn't discount your spell by 4WhatI swear they changed it so it works like this. Did they change it back or am i misremembering?
>>563276774it never worked like you said, you're probably thinking of something else that stacked mana discounts
The only wide removal>Onyxia's 6 mana deal 4>Every DK deck has it>Medivh's stand>Every priest deck runs a worthless quest just to enable it>Devastation>Is in 0 warrior decks, nobody runs itWhat is the reason for this?
>>563277445bullshit fire warrior rund at least one maybe you just face too many pure aggro sloppers
>>563277445both egg and quest run it what do you mean?
>>563277445egg runs it
>>563276774Read what the card does. It's always been like this, the only thing is that it used to discount 3.
Made it to legend using nothing but Azshara demon hunter. Feels good to blow through diapered up 40HP DK's. (And priests and warriors for that matter)
>>563279007>Read what the card doesWell it no longer discounts the coin, so
Herald Dragon Warrior feels so fucking good since they buffed discover pools to include Heralds. Just had a game where I played 3 (three) Ultraxion, one of wich had double battlecry. Ultraxion and the 4/3 are super common too, they're in both Darkrider and Soffusion pools.
>>563277445Onyxia's removal advances DK's herald chain so they have to run it. It also gives them potentially a 2/2 and a 4 drop for free.Priest costs 1 mana which lets them wreck early boards and stabilize.By the time Decimation comes online it's usually over. Paladin will have bubbled up, aggro won't care, deathrattles are coming back to bite you, and you spent your whole turn setting up nothing and at the mercy of their follow up and sticky minions.
>>563279143Based. Crush leech redditors like the soulless insects they are.
bm all fagadins
>>563283123>whitedevils.agreed.jpg
I really hope they introduce a new archetype for priest and warlock next expansion, I'm tired of control and eggs
>>563286543Hp priest and discard warlock legit decks.... but they lose to forced curvestone
I want another spooky/scary expansion.
>>563286543Same.I have a small bit of hope for Priest next set. Due to the setting and related bosses, there's a decent chance that Priest's cards will focus on shadow magic which means some aggro/combo stuff (hopefully).
>STOPS ANY CREATIVE DECKS
>>563207698make the succ a warlock skin and I'll pay 100 bucks for it, do it bitches you know you love our money
>>563287096Nah, we need another disco themed one
>>563286543Cho'gall should make his soldiers permanently eat cards from the opponent's deck as a battlecry, not just while himself is on board.
>>563288993Good news.
I barely login these days but love the cute skins for DK and mage, do i spend 50 bucks on them?
>>563289207sweet, when do we get it? next week?
>>563290295Should be next week, yeah. April 14th, or whenever the shop skins refresh after that.
>>563289207Safety shorts on succubus...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaoOEdaNexQHe start noticing about algo...... send Cora squad
does having an erection to undead Katrana make me a necrophile? this is serious
>>563294887in my opinon, if the character isn't actually dead an immobile and shit then it's not really necrophiliayou should look at a limp lifeless body and go "zamn i would", undeads are not really lifeless in practical terms
>>563295039does just being animated remove the condition? she has no pulse per se, could be similar to an android in this regard, with motion but not life in the sense of a beating heart
My druid opponent skillfully played 3 copies of merithra and 4 copies of shaladrasil, nice. Horn of plenty should just read "get a shaladrasil"
>>563295216yes, it seems to be the generally agreed upon definitionand it makes sense, from a fetish point of view for all intents and purposes a zombie or other manner of undead reanimated creature will feel very different from an actual lifeless corpse
>>563295737>>563295737phew, thank God kek
>>563289207censored trash...
>hey guys how many girls is there on the cast and who are they?Edelweiss is the only one, as a trans woman.why did the guy that asked that get muted lmao
>>563296979hey, better than nothing, i asked for a succ skin for MONTHS, guess preordering was the right choice
https://www.twitch.tv/playhearthstonepack(1) 1 hour
>No vanish dragons vs PaladinHow this imbue deck wins ?
Lmao
>>563298249Banning Paladin instead of Shaman
>>563298249you don't
>>563298868shaman drops Alakir(full) and wins also
>chromie in dragon warriorwhich retard caster does this
>>563299275doesnt matter if your other 29 card carry you
bros...
>>563299275makes sense if you dump her right away. if your dark gifts are poop she refills your hand for more dark gifts.
>>563299473i rather Old God dont kink me
2-0 for my Chink Champ go go
>>563299693i don't even remember who i picked. i think it was the first name someone posted here. maybe started with an M?
>>563299981you can check by visiting champ page
>>563299693i voted for Grimaldi or whatever the name of the biceps guy was, simply because he looked healthir than the other subhumans, that mesmile guy looks like he was conceived in a lab
NO FAIR.... haha
>pick Baz in BG>don't see a single demon through turn 7i can't imagine anyone who takes BG seriously
>>563300179i chose Maxie. He's already been kicked out, hasn't he?
SMORC
>picks 1 mana more>losenever doubt my champ who smork greedy nigga
Play with mechs?NopeTop deck?Yep
>topdeck sylvanas>topdeck tolvir>topdeck lethalit's just THAT easy kek
>>563300971CHINANUMBERONE
Vision status?
>>563300662you dont need play demons early.... making comps in first turns rookie mistake you make comp from your t4 discovers(or t5 if you greedy) or tavern(timewarp) offers
pockettrain is more feminine than the tranny lmao
Terminator Vs Robobuff next
why is the tier list of a thailandese refugee considered a fun fact?
>Naga mage>MindrenrerWhat a faggots....
21 times rank 1 in a kids card game, wow, the biggest achievement of his life, does he realise that doesn't put him in a good light?
>>563301893>meanwhile real hs players
>>563301268i squeaked a 4th place. i think with the timewarps being dependent on what minions you have already shoe horned me into a garbo comp.i can't wait for the same problem with trinkets.
>>563302061desu he did well enough with the hand he was dealt, receeding hairline, bagged a turk wife, got a kid, got a shit ton of cash, average 2k toddler-minded golems watching him everyday and sustaining him with daily revenue, compared to the rest of human failures like reqvam that quit med school to professionally play a kids' card game, tais made it
Hearthstone cyber athletes!
>>563297497>open in chrome>won't progress unless the stream is the active window>open in waterfox>progresses even if it's an inactive tab in a minimized window
Hell slog priest my old friend....
sopa di macaco lives up to his name
Who you without Fabled ? noHealing sandwich
where did the tranny come up with the 2/60 tortolla from?
>>563304620shuffle 5 cards(beasts) double stats (druid spell)
Buring Toki is major loss vs slog priest.... idk how Gaby wins
what do i do, buy azshara and onyxia diamond skins or sub to my favorite AI slop artist for 6 months
LMAO..... just draw imbue finisher... EZ
Calling it... Gaby wins by doing Fyrakk/Merithra druid RANDOM bullshit
>>563305232>sub to my favorite AI slop artist for 6 monthsdepends on how hard it is to find your particular sick and disgusting fetish. if you can just google image content don't bother.
>>563305571i should visit las vegas
Priest players will really queue this dogshit that is nothing but clearing your board for 11 turns in a row while healing to full only to lose. Get help
>Aiiieee I can't gain life fast enough save me curator sama
>>563306353priests are based because they beat cringe decks like hunter while losing to anything I play
3 games3 winsAll by random generations#pure skill
>>563306312it's really shit now. the gambling is shit, the shows are shit, and all the whores are ugly and fat.
>>563306561Recap1 game won by random mage shatter + some other shit2 game won by shuffling imbue mage finisher and topdeck for lethal3 game won by playing merithra and DK minion for mana refresh that allows him buff treant (by discovered spell btw)
>>563306561is gaby a fake alpha? he moved to china to get that easy yellow pussy
>>563300851welp
I wonder how much this guy spent on the game
>>563307639>Controddler>Fully paypigged
>>563307639>no golden location>no golden hero powerjust a pretender
Clown on stream
>>563307878>>563307939I won, got a corrupted ashbringer off the rewind dragon guy while he got the shitty rogue 1/3 weapon btw. I guess you can't pay for good RNG
>zeddy daring to talk shit about DSP
winning a 30 minute game as priest against DK feels great
>>563309648well if you silence Onyxia its over for dkif you run location version you basically win
Gaby playing my ladder rogue now.... lmao
>>563309887Silence does not prevent them from resurrecting it.
>>563310165well you just have billion removals and medivh
>>563310353And they have deathwing to prevent fatigue and get tempo, + it pretty much always puts a merithra in the deck
>>563310937thats why you need locations
>>563311061Well obviously you run locations, but even with location it's massively unfavoured for priest, it's priest 2.nd worst matchup.
>rogue do nothing turn 1 2 3 and play a vanilla 4/4 for 4 on 4>winminionless more like damageless DH lmao
Another DISCOVER WON for gaby.... casual 20 armor for 1 mana
Can't believe 'pros' are seriously running the solitude list. You could play that deck and after casting the card twice you would realize It's total garbage. It's not even hard to realize It's a cut.
Does the card you get back from Gemstone Hoarder deathrattle keep the enchantments it had before?
Imagine not playing minions in your deck so you can discover 2 common minions and discount them by 2.
formerchamp more like formerman
EBIN
another DISCOVER WIN by GABY
superior player won
>>563313840Gab mafia rigged game for pack
Currently enjoying an all-gold Imbue Pally deck courtesy of the 'everyone has every card unlocked' businessIt's far from the best but its damn pretty
Nice board based meta>pulls discovered face damage card for lethal
jheick looks like he was promised this championship 3000 years ago
Pally's hand is disgusting
>Check out tournament stream>It's casted by a wascally wabbit and that distinct chainsmoker gradma throat sound of a troon.
>remove swipe>add busted divine shield bufffair just fair
questionis undead katrana hs only? did we ever get the visage version of the undead dragon in wow?
>>563315360no during cata you visited WOW RAID where Nefarian ressurect herBut i dont remember her undead form ( but thats alternate timeline where she isnt died in raid)
does the multi billion company of blizzard really need ads on twitch
>>563315837oh so it's basically another hs alternate universe thing like lady azshara and muradin high king? at least she's sexy so i can forgive them for this
Everytime i hear *we are friends now* i remember HOTS flashbacks....most hated nigga in whole game (other is Garrosh)
>>563318994shame they stopped supporting it, hots was unironically fun
I played this bubble pally to legend. Only really wanted diamond but this shit is so easy.This may very well be the most brainless “good” deck ever. Aggro decks have a reputation of being brainless, but they tend to have several possible plays each turn, several minions, several trades, etc.This deck does nothing except hope you draw a good curve and then play the (usually) only available play. Board decisions? You either have no minions on the board or so many you just want to hit face. The times where you as a player have to do anything except play your highest mana card are incredibly rare. The decks that just play the glowing cards involve more decisions.
I wanna bully Kwanwoo and make him wear his sister clothesno homo
>bring priest to the tournament bro trust me it's good
>>563324061china rigging! maxie did nothing wrong
>aggro no cards>aggro 5 cards next turnhow this shit is balanced ? still won
>Void vs Light arc in WoWThey could make a super kino event and stuff in Hearthstone with that theme, what are they waiting for?
>>563324480oops
rare to see this level of dogshit luck on stream
>>563279143post list
>>563324279anon... he is Korean....
>>563325404still a ching chong, what’s your point?
>>563325730Xi hates Koreans....
>>563324668Bro nobody fucking plays wow anymore.Legion was the last rally, BfA made some stick around, shadowlands liked the small revivalYou’ll never see any of this new shit because that’s not what anyone enjoyed about Warcraft
>>563326903*shadowlands killed the small revival
>vote for maxie>he 0-2scringe
WOW who first find RANDOM charge winsSO intense game....
>>563329390>voting for the underage spergWho's fault is it really.
>>563329390same, same. last time i go with the first name i see posted here.probably not though.
>>563329561>>563329390EU is shit in modern hs always vote for chinks... they have +20% on lethal discovers
Six seven random discover bros bulli us Garroshbros....
>>563329390I voted for the bald guy because it was the easiest feature to remember. I think he lost immediately.
>>563329910>EUmaxie is australian
>>563329390>voting for a white boy in a non shooter gameare you stupid?
>>563330857same thing muttsphere
>final game of the day>decided by turn zero
>always race to concede before the second windfury swing can connect to minimize humiliation
NICE REWIND CHUD
Whoever desighned Mekkatorque needs to be beaten to death in a dark alley, no your 8 drop Fable card shouldn't just play 19 mana worth of cards from your deck. The whole point of Fable's is that you have multiple cards that synergize not one gaping asshole that plays the other two from the deck for free along with 3 other cards.
>>563333657see the good part, at least the shaman hammer isn't tradeable
>>563333970I wouldn't hate him so much if there was good removal so I didn't have to manually clear so much bullshit that keeps spawning for 3 turns even if I'm winning.
>>563329390same. I've gotten 1 pack on the last 5 choose your champions
I played 5 flight maneuvers in a single game, I think this card should be nerfed
>THIS EXPANSION I SURELY WILL-You won't.
>>563335273>Trapsits called secrets in hs chuddie
>>563337376he was referring to the casters (and zeddy)
>>563330857Bro if they are in Eurovision they are European simple as.
quick, need some cards that trade 1 for 1 against a 6/8 elusive on turn 4
>>563342556the 3 mana 1/4 dragon I forgot the name of
>>563342990welp of the infinite
>>5633425563 mana silence and kill a random guy.
>>563342556poison rebirth dragon on turn 3asphyxiate
>>563342990it's weird that it isn't more common atm, i've been putting 2 copies in all my decks and it's an mvp
>allie is streaming hearthstone againwhite biological women are streaming hearthstone again bros.. something has changed
>>563345148their crypto coin and BRICs shilling fell through
>>563344017>it's weird that it isn't more common atmEveryone plays small retards and go face or paladin with divine shield. Warrior that actually plays some beefier stuff around that period has thousand ways to remove it from the board. Sometimes that dragon can ruin someone's day and tempo forever at turn 3. But usually it's just a 1/4.
Just beat a worlds contestant, feelsgoodman
>>563329390>didn't vote for mesmilerookie mistake
i don't play wild. what was the broken combo with this guy that made him get nerfed?
>>563347319
>>563347319be a m*ge card
>>563347319It was a control win con, redditors hate mage having wincons and wanted it gone.>Muh endless spam tho!1 Muh Iceblock MUUUH LOOOKC!!!! Nigger, that takes a trillion turns of set up, if you can't win before turn 16+ you deserve to be locked out of the game. KYS DIAPER LOONY.
>>563348497mage was ez matchup for diaper though. they kill you so slow you'll rat theotar boomboss some crucial pieces in time
>>563348919Yeah, but the chance of being locked mindbroke redditors because the idea of pressing "concede" is alien to them.That's it.
>>563348098that card's been around for a long time. why now? did something change with cataclysm?
>>563352378Zeddy lost a game to hostage mage
I feel like some goodstuff (probably dark gift) Warlock is gonna end up being a thing if Paladin completely takes over the meta. Siphon/Nether are good clear that ignore the divine shields and forced discard can actually snipe out overpowered shit.
is every game of hearthstone scripted? sure feels like it
ok wtf, after 8 games with Warlock I have gotten Razidir off of every single one of my Stalker Dark Gift discovers.
why does the rewards track give packs from the wrong expansion?? are they ok in the head??cora? hello?
dam this game is still as ass as it has ever been
>Everyone died too fast and I couldn't break 10,000 health on my demonboarsDamn shame, I can't wait for the BG rotation to get rid of timewarps bs though, I like being able to actually change my build after turn 8.
Rafaam decks don't deserve the bullying. Always a breath of fresh air over playing the 6th diaper aura paladin in a row.
How bad is the game rn?
>>563367996do you niggers just spout random bullshit? how the fuck is aura paladin a diaper deck, are you retarded
>>563368679That's because aura paladin is not a proactive deck. You literally just sit back behind multiple layers of bullshit and let them do the work for you behind an absurd layer of defenses. Divine shields for days, 3x senjin shieldmastas for 5, bubbling up the entire board, flamestriking enemy board and face for 6 EoT passively, lighting up a 6 different auras christmas tree like it's mysterious challenger again in one card. That's the essence of diaperish, my senpai.
am i the only one that doesn't find joy in the game anymorei like the dk skin but i don't see myself paying 25 bucks for it, idk why, i can just fap to it on the web
mage only card effects be like >do thing>once per game
>nerf 9 mana card in a meta where the game is over by turn 6retards
>>563370228>That's because aura paladin is not a proactive deckyou have no idea what the words you're using even mean.
we have people here that don't know the meaning of diaper yet use the term relentlessly
>>563374151Are you trying to gatekeep 'diaper'
>opponent plays a 10 mana minion on turn 2 in arena how do u respond without sounding mad?
>>563376518it's always the Chinese username
>>563373121>win game>feel nothing>lose game>nothing but hatred and rage for the rest of the day
>>563377614>Win game>Shrug>Queue up>Lose game>It is what it is>Queue up
i miss zerg, bros...
>egg warrior has support minion to draw egg>egg lock has nothingHoly shit even trying to play egg lock feels like complete shit, I don't have my egg at turn 7.
HOLY FUCK THIS GAME IS SLEEPER
>>563380285?
>>563380416Sorry, I just checked and the minion is in the deck, turns out i did not draw it as well.Just testing it for the first time in casual.
after not playing this trash in 10 yearsit is still trash and blizzard is fucking trash
Oh now I get why egg lock has such a bad winrate, it's not that the deck is bad, but the draw algo for this deck is rigged to never give you egg.
Just playing as the ladder ready death knight deck and these all other decks are fucking trash hahahahahahaha
>>563381354egg lock is fine. it just cant deal with the giga hyper aggro early turns as soon as the meta slows down cho gall lock will be good
>>563380483You should try drawing it bro
Hey bros I just returned to the game after ~3 years and fuck me has a lot changed. A few questions:1. How do trial cards work and which ones are included?2. The new apprentice track looks interesting. Do I need to get to the end before I can play ranked? If I skip it do I still get the bonus packs and rewards I would've got from completing the track?3. Would you say the game is better or worse than it was 3 years ago? For reference the last deck I played before I quit was uuu plague dk
>>563382443After playing some more games, yeah , the problem is that when i break all the eggs I am 5 hp and get killed with spells while egg warrior has so much armor gain that it makes him survive while breaking eggs.
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>>563384929Also another question I forgot: does afking still work? I know they merged the mercs afk method, but iirc there was one where you use the puzzles instead to afk. Less xp but still something. For that matter, where did the google doc go that detailed all of this?
>>563385219*nerfed not merged
>>563384929>How do trial cards work and which ones are included?The trial cards are something new they're trying out. Everyone gets to use every card from two of last year's expansions+their respective mini-sets (Emerald Dream and Un'Goro) for free until the next expansion comes out. The cards you actually own from those expansions are still tracked and you can craft or dust them as usual.>>563385219>does afking still work?It's been heavily nerfed and not really worth doing, as far as I know.Can't answer your other questions.
>>563385538Thanks anon
Thanks to trial cards I was able to hit legend for the first time without being a paypig.
>>563384929I don't think anything will ever be as bad as 2023-24 hearthstone. That was truly the lowest point, which is funny because it was hs 10 year anniversary. Game is fine right now, power level is pretty decent, the biggest problem is that 3 out of the 4 sets in standard right now are heavily relying on parasitic design which is greatly reducing deck diversity. I have no idea what compelled them to release imbue and quests back to back and then ALSO have the first expansion of the year be more of that kind of stuff with herald.
>>563385083Cyber sport game>>563306561
>>563354319yes its pseudo rng dictated by AI algosEvery draw and discover checks your(opponent) whale status and losing/winning streakif you are on winning streak you get good draw/discover>but randomnot quantum random generation so system can easy can be rigged
I opened up Commander Geddon...
genuinely curious, is thijs autistic?
I'm so fucking sick of Blood DK, seriously why do people insist on playign this mindless cancer, it's not even good.
Why does Team 5 hate Mage? Ever since Brode left Mage hasn't gotten shit and they turned the class into casino for some reason. Meanwhile Hunter is always top tier.
>>563395167Well, they did try to move Mage away from being the clown class this expansion, I give them creditn for that, sadly Burn Mage didn't quite land but I have the feeling that it can eventually be good once enough of the better things get nerfed, it's really not that far away from viability.
>>563395549>Well, they did try to move Mage away from being the clown class this expansionHow so? Quest Mage is the only playable deck and it's random clown fiesta again
>>563395660At least read the rest of the post
>>563395660Also Volcanos is trash (on top of being random)Mage was already shit before the rotation, got nothing from it and its set is also shitWhy do they hate this class that has done nothing for YEARS while Hunter is allowed to kill you turn 4 with 0 rng by just spamming face?I don't understand
>>563299473I'm almost positive this has been in the client for at least 2 years, they probably included it a few months after Evoker came out in WoW as a funny reference, it doesn't mean much for us
>>563397324That's too much to assume, Monk is surely come this year at Blizzcon i dont know about Evoker but they should be already working on it.
I don't understand how retarded you need to be to actually want or look forward to a new class. DH and DK fixed absolutely nothing about the game and were novel for about one year before the devs ran out of ideas for the class and it just became another thing that might ruin the meta.
my dreaming ends...your nightmare begins...
>>563400329Monk will at least save us from both those classes, anon... By being ridiculously OP that's it lol
You now remember how Razidir was thought to be one of the strongest cards in un'goro and was believed to be a stable in every warlock deck until it rotates out.
>>563400329idk what to tell you, DK was my favorite class before rotation and herald DH is my favorite deck right now, if a new class is gonna give me more of that, I can only look foward to it
>>563400329Death Knight is literally the most fun and honest to real Hearthstone class in the game.
>>563400329monk is literally gonna kill the game and thats okay
when was the last time that this game was good in your opinion? i think rise of shadows,maybe uldum
>>563405193classicrise of shadows if you count single-player
>>563403047The 3 drop demon pool sucks now because there's only one good discard.
Objectively the best periods:Blackrock MountainLeague of ExplorersMean Streets of GadgetzanThe entirety of 2017WitchwoodMost overrated sets:Old Gods (Yogg/Barnes clown fiesta)Uldum (just shit)
Wtf is this card lmao how is it real
you now remember OG shamanstone
>>563406727I guess my cursor isn't showing what I mean, I meant Starsurge
>>563406847synergy with imbue hero power, not all that surprising considering it's arcanealso fire fucking raven from casting, and make him take the tranny with him as well
https://www.twitch.tv/playhearthstoneone pack man
>>563406727>3 mana remove anythingi dont see problem...
>>563348497>iceblock>takes a trillion years to set upthis is what a being hardstuck at silver does to a mf
>paladin can vomit 20/20 on turn 5hahah egg warrior ? too much work i just drop 1 card
how important is the 2/3 finley for the aggrolite deck? i want to climb with something that doesn't take a lot of thinking
>>563408460you dont need it.... its just value... if you kicked from board he doesnt save you
>>563408512all the aggro decks use him, i don't want to use the aura version, what do i swap him with then?
>>563408693platousaur or other draw i think
>>563408820the deck already uses platy
>>563408693Nozdormu as another wincon or just any other cheap aggro card.
Lol how aggro lose to *pass 3 turns* deck ? hahah unreal
>>563408910Battle VicarBrutish EndmawCarrier WhelpPrize Vendoridk what your list
>>563409143https://www.hsguru.com/deck/39256694
>>563409207Prize vendor i think very good
I curse the nigga who recommended to pick maxie who lost instantly when I wanted to pick vision who's winning his (I think) second match :(
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS NIGGER GAME>raffam warlock? unplayable>herald warlock? unplayable>egg warlock? bellow average gets farmed by 80% of the meta
>>563409613his lost was Brutal... not deserved..... but its casino...
>>563409682Play Discard Maloriak herald he lose to all but its fun
>>563409613you always pick the chink and you never pick the handsome chink. you know the incel one will deliver and win the whole thing
>Ortho Easter>Lots of Eggs on streamfun to watch Christ Raised btw
>>563409921if we had gamerrvg in the lineup instead of the biceps macaco we woulda had them all>gray pretending to be human>gandalf on crack>anorexic rice eaters>leather jacket dahmer wannabetruly endearing, just what you'd expect from the creme de la creme of the "pro" scene of a kids' card game
Vision plays from International Space Station ? why he eat astronaut food tube ?
>>563400329to be honest, i just want monk because panda girls are sexy
egg decks are so stupidthis game is so shit rn
>>563410213they can't get better food in taiwan, please understand
Literally why does this exist?
>>5634109476 mana - busted more than Wicker7 mana - unplayable trashbecause gap betweed 6 and 7 turn is ABYSS
First game with Shaman ?
>>563410947it has 5 expansions to go before it leaves standard, they'll probably give it some support at some point
>>563409682Play shredlock it's also shit.
>>563410947so you can carver it to a playable mana value
Punished not picking Mayor Based
is this supposed to be the world's best players in action? we see this shit in fucking platinum
smartest shamantard
even if he didnt count the damage there was literally no reason to not place it between 2 minions lmao
>>563412290My bro Guy is tired so he missed lethal.....
Imagine not recovering from the first fuckup by hitting the 10/10 with Alakir and a rush elemental on 9.
>plays al'akir on the sidebest hstards in the world
>casters defend himLOL its was not thats hard..... i mean he has other moves and picked most retarded
>>563412653what would you expect from a 50 y/o tranny and his feminine sidekick?
what the fuck are the casters paid for? how do you mistake the 2/5 buff for lifesteal?
>>563413323one has dementia other is not a caster at all
>>563413370sadly i can't tell which is which
>>563413370>other is not a caster at all????????????????????????????
>>563413562assuming the crossdressing freak is lorinda, the other would be pocket, and truth be told, he's not a good caster even though he has the experience to back it, he's the only reasonably able to remember shit simply because of muscle memory, the other retards have proven countless times that they don't play the game but nepotism is too strong to kick them and bring competent players to the table
>>563410947https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU2vXeSwAXQit exists to combo with supreme dinomancy
>>563414037>clarkyuck
>>563414236fine, just have the deck code thenAAECAR8Gw4MHkKcHmacHmqcHm6cH8b8HDKmfBKqfBNOeBuL6BrGHB6+SB+KWB/qyB4PAB7TAB9HAB/nDBwAA
>>563411086...what did you just say?
>>563414384THISCARDisTRASHbecauseAGGROMeTa
>>563414384SIXSEVEN
>>563414638good stats for cost....
Shaman ruined all
>>563414037>>563414316Why did not a single hunter play this deck yet?
>>563415198>miss your combo piece on 5>losei wonder....
>>563415198it's the definition of a coinflip deck
ummm, where's maxie? i chooseded him as my champion
>>563415575>>563324061
>>563414316>try this>magmaw on 5>DK destroys it with trading because you just let him build a board for 5 turns>onyxia nuke the restLMAO this is pure shit.
>aggro warrior still not dead in lategamebullshit class....
>Azshara colossal announced>people fearmonger about how OP she would be>don't encounter a single Herald DH since expansion release in Standardlol
>>563417539why i should bother with heralds if i can kill my opponent on t5 with Hold of just throw all shit at facemaybe after spelldh nerf..... or miniset
>make half of wild deck tech cards
im so glad i stopped playing blood dkits so fucking unplayable
>zeddy still comparing himself to DSP and thinking he is any better
HAHAH NICE REWIND *i choose death*
>>563417940better at what? being fat?
>face hunter is good>almost no one plays it on masters>finally hunter show>absolute destroys aggrotard
>>563415541>>it's the definition of a coinflip deckSo is hold dh, and it has a 60% wr
>>563419612Hold dk easy can snowball you with grubs dormants and other cards Hold is finisher in most matches
>>563414037Played first game turn 5 a Egg Warlock and got him to emote spree so it was worth it.
>>563418871and dying within our lifetime
this deck is insane lol, I went from 970 wins to 999 in 2 days
>>563419971you must be insanely good at the game!! :D
>>563419971>tfw you crafted edgy dragons instead of shirtles gay man
>>563420283I know this deck makes people seethe, I'm done playing it, I'm gonna focus on the rest of the classes I don't have 1000 wins >>563420348one day edgy dragons will be meta anon, believe it
i should've played around it
wtf is this game right now, every class is pure aggro face face face.the shatter cards need a massive nerf and most of the heralds need buffs.why the fuck do i have deathwing if i cant reach 10 mana and playing ultraxion is a nothingburger for 6 mana, but that time al already at sub 15 health.
Face of dude who never seen ICE BLOCK
>canada is outfinally some good news
>>563421904Removal sucks.
>>563421904rogue/warrior/shaman heralds are all good thoughbeit?
>>563422179its not just removal, theres a massive lack of "come back" cards, things that heal you etc etc.wtf are these huge threats for 4 mana with elusive? can i have twisting nether for 3 pleasE?
I miss Real Hearthstone. (2014-2019)
>all dark gifts chargeYep prime cybersport time
>>563423682still lose btw
>>563422556I miss when only whales had good decks
lolwickerfang into bottom right
>>563424731Swipe died for this....
>try paladin>herald rogue opponent has the most disgusting topdecks and random generated shit perfectly answering everything I do>I draw like an absolute donkey and missplay too>still win simply because I drew the man on turn 11 with hammer in handlmaowhat a fair and balanced deck
Is Mage as Fun as deep sea Mech-Mage yet?
>>563425716mage hasnt been fun since frost lich jaina
>>563426962I found Baku mage pretty fun for the 3 months or so that it was playable
Whale status ? Punished
>>563427746yep next game is lose... how do you know it ?
>>563428239or....
Another Discover win by Gabynator heh
priest sissies not like this!
>>563429857thats why otk version is superior... you have something to fight back against rogue
my wife kwanwoo will win this!
>Dirty Rat is right there ready to defend against aggroshitters>Can't run him because of colossals
Magmaw hunter is so fucking bad it's so sad.Dropped so low in legend I am now playing against diamonds.
>>563403047I use him in wild discard lock, he's solid, stat stick that activates a discard
Wild is kino before you get to Diamond, you see all sorts of decks. You can run stuff that isn't bonkers OP and have fun. This has been my personal experience.t.euro playing on Americas server
How they duck would you improve this game? And i dont mean "nerf this, buff that" but something that actually could lead to every class at least have a competitive deck
>>563434332You cant go to enemy face untill there is enemy minions on board Global ruleBecause taunt in modern hs almost useless (and no EGG not taunt its otk scam)WHy ? because fuck off discovered charge and face spells
I started modifying the shit magmaw deck and the first win is here!Soon the deck will be playable.LMAO12k EU legend btw.
>>563434332wait niggathe start of the year is always the most restrictive meta since we have the least amount of cards available
>>563434738anon why would you do this to yourselfare you some kind of sick fuck
>>563434919I don't really care about the game once I hit legend so I just play meme decks.
>how to kill DH>pick 10 mana location
>>563430395lets goooooo
>>563434332Release MONK and EVOKER at the same time.
>>563435570not happening, when they release a class they want people to focus on it, that's why they dedicate an entire set to it, releasing two classes at once would be extremely counterproductive
10 Bucks on Gaby Discover win
you think we will get any balance changes for the patch on april 14th?
>>563436540nope there is 4 classes in ladder not druidstone
Best Fyrakk ever
>play quest mage>100% hunter or warrior>switch to priest>100% shamans or imbue rogue>switch to anything at all>instant mirror matchup who draws every good card while you draw bricks for 5 turns straightthis game is so fucking ass
>>563439681we need blind mode with true random
I don't get it, do they just rig accounts? How are 10+ loss streak´s with 0 playable games even possible statistically?
>>563440084human errorbad deck with nonsence cards
HAHAHAHA OMG NICE THROW
Gaby maybe clown but he really fun player
Yep, queued up rogue and immidietly faced a mirror who just drew every card they needed
Vision is going to clown on this nigga
>>563408017>B-buh he iceblucked!1 Me ams LOSE BECAUSE ME AM DIAPERKEK WITH NO PRESSUREEE REEEE!!!!!Hitler is the salvation of the white race, you are nothing but a little cucked kikeboy that perma loses to hostage mage because you lack the aryan hormone known as test.HH, total kike death, total nigger death, total eSTRANSdard death, total diapertroon executions.Unnerf open the white gate and rejoice in TOTAL DIAPER TRANNY GENOCIDE.I main antisemitic chvd vvarrior, the destroyer of faggot decks every month and I'm legend every month, unlike (you) kikeboy. I oppose all reddit nerfs because they are all about buffing reddithal decks.
>>563434332Player with coin goes first with 0 mana so they can get initiative by throwing out a 1 cost card if they want.
lol
>>563444814TRVTH NVKE
esport bros is our game a joke
>>563453924always has been
I am playing discolock for the sole purposes of cucking Paladin's out of Gelbin and Priests out of Medivh.
>>563453924Hearthstone had good times for competitive gameplay, the problem is currently meta is so garbage and fucking devs are so incompetent that you just can't enjoy the competitive aspect of the game when everything seems a casino retarded shitshow
>>563444814fuarking schizo post, i kneel
>another episode of being punishment-roped by priest for daring to press playi uninstalled
average mage discoversthey need to remove this crap from the pool
>quest hunter gets to discover agamaggan 100% of the timethat's actually pretty good
>>563460316Spell discovers are shit right now because the pool is full of utility shit. Do em to finish the quest then focus on discovering big idiots with Dark Gifts.
alright, what did i miss?
>it's a herald cards are almost all in bottom 10 episode on rerun all day long
>>563470525Standard Shaman is so rage inducing that I'm playing Wild instead. Last time I did this was Stormwind post-nerfs when they killed Questline and when Nathria came out because Nathria Shaman was wild-lite anyways. This shit fuckin SUCKS!!!!!!
This game is so unbelivably fucking bad.Draw the good card, you win. Don't draw it, you lose. This is considered good design by team 5, egg decks are a prime example. Or the slitherdrake. This game is so god damn trash it's unreal.
>>563478540I mean it's literally how they balance the game, sometimes you don't draw the card so the winrate will even out somewhat. Other cards being garbage is fine because the game almost looks balanced looking at winrates.
why did the retards remove shadowstep, brawl, corpsle explosion but NOT innervate?
>>563478540I don't play other card games, but isn't that all of them?
>>563479791If that's all cards games are then why is the an "esports" scene at all
>>563479856moids are obsessed and try to make everything a competition even their stupid toys
>>563479856Because there is at least some amount of skill in card games. I'd say 50% skill 50% luck for the average card game. In HS it's more like 60%~70% luck though with how much RNG there is
>>563434332Damage limit, you can only deal x amount of damage to the opponent each turn and you can only heal x amount each turn
>hearthstone is 13 years old and only has 1 card that uses your mana crystals to affect the board
>>563434332no zero mana cards no mana cheating to zero mana
so funny playing the ready ladder death knight deck and watching all these other decks need fucking everything just to beat itsuch a shit game
I'm watchinig old trump reviews trump reviews and I'm really sad he stopped doing them. Easily the best Hearthstone history videos. It's weird no one even tried to take his place and do something similar considering he hasn't done them for years.
TAUNT DIVINE SHIELD 4 COST MINION4 STRENGTH 4 STAM LEATHER BELT
wow another dragon warrior faggot at bronze 8what is that 5 of them in 10 fucking games?
>>563460316drawaoeutilitywhats a problem ?just play control imbue mage with elise
>Muradin>Elise/Xavius>Ultraxion>Al'Akir>DeathwingWtf every shaman deck out there is basically the sameIs there not any other niche to be explored?I want something interesting even if not meta
>>563493384lol..... you will play forced dragon(aggro) slop and will be happy
>>563493384Krag'wa and Hammer of Twilight will prove themselves next set for sure
Spirit of the flame, turn them to ash!
>>563497336hearthstone died when they stopped printing mage hero power packages
i want to craft dw and ultraxion to play herald dk but i fear im gonna regret it because blood dk is shit according to hsreplay
>>563499332dw more likely nerfed in future its safe craftThere is no way they leave 12 free armor and 5damage every turn when meta shifts from aggro
if you hate this game so much, why are you still here?
So Heartstone is just going the FOMO route full time with events?
>one week without quest warriors>made otk deck>first match is quest diaperreally makes you think
>>563501965Algo ????? i should lose this shitzero imbues in 15 cards
>>563502393that deck is so shit that even the algo can't rig it to win
LMAO he doesnt know....Just fucking heal once.....Algo literally rig game for him....
Finally ALGO WINSi died from double hellfire btw10 armor saved him
Dead... imagine if they never printed I WIN CARD... thats lots of damage....
HOW DARE YOU PLAY CREATIVE DECKS !!!!(literally escape jail card)
Quest mage is unplayable because every opponent just magically generates weapon removal
>frost otk dk>almost every match>+armor dormant>+armor deathwing>iceblock dk>diaper warriorGAME LITERALLY WONT ALLOW YOU PLAY SOMETHING OFFMETA
>Triple Blood DK is the only Real Hearthstone deck in the entire metaGrim.
>>563506898what is a "real" hearthstone deck?
>>563507008chill decks to shit my diaper to
Is there a card that you unironically coomed to?
>>563507951Draenei.... you know what comic....
>>563508176No idk, what comic
At least JAR dh still works
>>563507951aya blackpaw several timesif you mean to the card art itself, gnomeferatu, sea shill and cobalt spellkin
>>563507951I love femtrolls, they are the sexiest fantasy women for me...man she is just fucking perfect I lost count how many times I nutted to her.
WHY ALGO WHY ???
>>563510373based
>>563507008Value, control, interaction.Fake Hearthstone: Discover, aggro, manacheat.
>>563511252Control is the antithesis of interaction and good game design.
>>563506898Unironically kill yourself.
>playing jank like jar dh or frost otk>algo literally rigs your games>switch to meta deck to finish 3 quests>wins wins winsPlay Cora approved decks to win... got it...
>>563511252I agree apart from the control aggro dichotomy.I think midrange battles represent the greatest skill expression.
Real HS : aggro doesnt drawFAke HS : aggro draw millionReal Midrange : Fight for board with decent size minionsFake Midrange : Scam board with stats on t4 or t5
>>563513137now this is a trvke
>>563512393>Play garbage>Lose>Play good stuff>WinTruly enlightening, Inferno.
>>563514501my dear namefag fan is backyou just repeated my postbut forgot something....
>>563512741Aggro was fine back when it eventually ran out of cards.
I miss Freeze/Control/Tempo MageI miss when Mage was a real class
>>563493384Shaman has the same issue as priest but with an aggro tilt. Your options are shitty imbue evolve that takes too much setup, a quest that's a total crapshoot, cinderspam which while funny is inconsistent because you need to get your turn 5 kindred off, or the good deck.
>>563516560I miss alibi>full hp next turn>one Tolvir is CSed
https://youtu.be/ReUf14L5mXs?si=7jGqyeMyaTwKGQ7K&t=836this is why mage got completely guttedretards playing greedy decks and complaining that they get rolled by spells by a tier 3 deck>he always goes facelike every board centric aggro deck in existencebut for some reason mage isn't allowed to use spellstherefore kill every combo deck, kill every alternate wincon, kill every tempo deck and make everything RANDOM!! THAT'S FUN!!
>>563518413Yogg and it's consequences have been a disaster for the Mage class. They saw that redditors went head over heels for LE EPIC RANDOM and attached that stigma to Mage forever, sice it was the class that used the most along with Druid and had some RNG precedent with stuff like Unstable Portal. With the latest expansion it seems that they're trying to make Tempo Mage a thing again at least, but it needs a bigger push. It doesn't help that cards like Ice Block and Alibi were extremely toxic and hated by basically everyone so they (rightfully) turned away from them, but that exacerbates the class identity problem even more.
Lmao sorry bro... but algo is crazy today... I know your deck is fair(not) but HS GODS on my side Also getting Agamamamamggagagannnmma every time is retarded
>>563518748i didnt play around alibi but ice block was overrated through most of its time in standard. freeze mage was the only deck that abused it and it was a dogshit deck in classic unless against warlock and it stayed that way until blackrock mountain with thaurissan and forgotten torch in loe. even then it wasnt a top tier deck. tier 2 at mostcontrol mage used ice block but it wasnt a winconafter freeze mage i only recall quest mage using it before they hall of fame'd it and quest mage was even less relevant than freeze mage was.ice block only became a "problem" in wild but that entire format is bullshit so who cares
>>563516560I miss Ice block days like you would believe...
You now remember warlock's rastakhan set.
>>563522834why they dispise warlock so much to the point of making the class unplayable?
>>563522834grim rally my beloved...
>>563522834>diretrollplayed in aggro>sapperthat was some otk shit i dont remember>bolt rallywas staple in aggro token>shriek batshit but some aggro runs it>wardenplayed in some greedy deck>8 mana do nothing8 mana do nothing>legosJeklim was in some listsBat was broken after years of release
>>563522834>bunch of random shit with a few synergies that are very basic gameplay mechanics so it doesn't feels forcedi miss when sets were this instead of forced archetype bullshit
>>563522834>>563523284that class killed the game for years after gul'dan and cubelockalso rastakhan was shit in general
standard needs a big dragon summon cheat cards for paladin specifically
>>563525416clouded from pink eyethe fat gay kind
>>563526290you still can use 4/8 i seen aggropaladins that runs 1/2 whelp and 2/2 discover
>>563526817i already play dragons with end of turn because shit because i'm missing cards for the proper aura paladin deckbut that's besides the point what i want is a card or cards that lets me play bronze keeper/chromatus/briarspawn/amber warden
Hearthstone does not actually involve any decision making, you just randomly press buttons and win
>>563528120if you play metaslop - yes
>>563528260>metaslop kys bronzelet
>>563529675god i wish my mmr was bronze..... there is actually thinking man nonslop decks
>>563526290What is imbue?
>>563532103miserable pile of stats
>>563532701but enough talk. HAVE AT YOU!
>>563532103boring randumb sloplook man i want to select the big dragon on my deckbuilding efforts and not feel like i'm making a completely unplayable dogshit senseless deckchromatus is the only one decent enough to throw into a deck where you pay full mana for it on its own and 99% of people still skip him because he's mid all things considered
>>563532784
there were my games today and that one loss triggered me so much I quit playinghow can I stop letting bullshit highrolls affect my mood so much
>>563533382>6min gameslmao FAKE HS
>event>warrior gets another good minion
wait since when do they make events that give new cards>t. returned in cataclysm
>>563535358There is at least few event cards in past Recent is 1 mana discover spell from class rewind from your class Sands of timehttps://hearthstone.wiki.gg/wiki/Event_set
>Make dragon shaman because I have no Muradin>It's meh but still gets wins because SlitherdrakeIs there a proper list floating around anywhere? I just threw a bunch of cards together.
>>5635364572 mana neutral dragon spell discover is good
I just want Priest to have over 50% WR is that too much to ask Cora-sama?
>>563537246Imbue Priest is everything wrong with Fake HS (modern HS)
>>563537246you need to nerf at least 4 classes and ban 4/8 sloppa too much for our team
>>563537246I just want Priest to not take half an hour to reach its win condition.
yeah i wouldnt play that
>>5635389154/12 chance to hit something good....2/12 hit jackpot (hunter/shaman)...GRIM
>>563538915>overstatted minion with massive value>still not good enoughbros...
>>563538915>another random cardlol this game is shit
>>563538915Stop with this casino shit faggots i want to take tactical decision not flip coins or gamble in roulette
>>563538915>the colossals we made suck and everyone says the old ones were better, how do we fix it?>i know, print a card that gives you one of the old better designed colossals, but make it random because everyone loves RNG and a 6 mana 7/6 for the EPIC boulderfist ogre reference
>>563538915the amount of rage this card will create by being randomly generated in discover pools is gonna be crazy
>>563542049This is so true, Old colossals are just better you don't need to literally play half your deck to get the big payoff from your fucking colossals, the Herald mechanic is so stupid...
>>563542691yeahthe worst part for me is that the cataclysm non-herald colossals are pretty cool too they are just all too underwhelming and slow besides wickerfang
i miss him...
The MT french mage list is better with khadgar over relic, I'm not sure what purpose relic served, maybe to deal with druid boards? Anyway, on ladder it's just better to run khadgar in it's place. Perfected quest mage deck.
>>563543583He's so weak and unexciting. I love him.
>>563544272How is that weak? Pretty sure it was an auto include.
>>563544370Because Gnome vs Goblin was more than 10 years ago, anon. A couple 2/1 rush impresses no one.
>>563544650That gives you two 4 attack weapons. Let's you attack multiple targets, immidiate board impact and upside if it lives next turn.
rip my climb
I'm a chud and hate trannies, what deck should I play? Wild only
>>563545641Just netdeck whatever, chuddy.
>>563545641reno warrior sloppa. you'll outlive and stomp pretty much everything aggro or control and hostage mage isn't a thing anymore.
>>563543583i miss him..... my fuarking hero.........
>>563543583>>563546928the best one was the warlock one that shit of eating everything was hilarious
The warlock card is going to be some crap discard shit I just know it...
>>563549323Please for god's sake let it be something that does an effect when it discards instead of another bullshit way to trash more of my hand.
>>563546928A few days ago I pulled him with neon innovation and dredged gelbin. Shit was cash.
>>563552317this shit can generate it? zamn i might have to play it
>>563552382I got neon from the end of turn holy spell dragon
>>563553087i figured you did but i don't mind playing shit cards sometimes
>>563550482>giving disco lock in wild even more toolsprobably not but maybe
ugly design, wtf are they smoking?
>>563555197this little retard is going to be the one i win on my free roll, isn't it?
BGsisters hoooooooold
im 2 digits lets gooo
>>563555197uh that'll be $200 + tip
>page 10we are truly shitmented
>>563572376sorry lad, too busy goonin to streamers while dabbing with dragon warrior
The last three paladins I faced opened with protector into building, bash your brains in you fucking cunts.
oh boy! I cant wait to see wait stupid fucking retarded event starts tomorrow
>>563547258i loved that he was a murloc for no reason
>queue into demon hunter>it's always a rigged computer script NPC opponent that you can't beatweird how they do this. why DH?
>>563200215BG CHADS! Are we ready for trinkets?
There is no algo I'm just goodhttps://hsreplay.net/replay/doq5HpZU6t6RyrV4s9X2VR
>>563581809hardcoded dreadseeds into topdeck raptors into location on 6
are we cemented ?
Thought I lost you guys
>meta so shit it killed captchas again
7 hours until deathwing rotates from DMF bros...
>>563589653tnx saar from sales department
you now remember a bg update just released
Balance patch... Home... When?
>>563594056>Balance patch
>>563594056There's no balance. Only controlled UNbalance, designed to boost sale.You've got to give dem whales some obviously OP archetype every months or so. So they can splurge some more monay.
>>563597549wallet decks haven't been a thing in years thoughit's all cheap broken aggro shit dominating the meta
>>563594052>log in>no trinkersanon lied again...
I see someone playing Blood DK, I assume he's mentally ill, simple as.
>Took all of 1 and a half weeks for people to figure out the new disgusting token deck with the retarded Paladin 1 drop spam shitIt's as if the only class with decent removal now is fucking priest. Bring back brawl, frost nova, and defile.
>>563603770You are projecting. Blood DK is the only honest deck right now.
>>563603945Hang yourself.
Egg warrior is honest, no bullshit deck.
>>563582875meh. i don't really like being forced into one game plan and whiffing on it when i don't get the trinket option i needed. harder to pivot when youre stuck with garbage.if they wanted to make money off their stupid bg tokens they should allow you to use them for rerolling the trinkets.
>>563604553agree ! one silence or devolve and youre done....there is no second chance because your Umbra not active No Rng No bullshit discovers No jailfree cards
yes nigger algo, put both proto drakes in my starting hand in arena this is why i lose with 91 rating, top tier arena class
I don't think people are really aware of how utterly cancer DK is going to be once it inevitably gets buffed to be Tier 0 again. Like the gameplay pattern of the current Onyxia garbage with leeches added to the mix is so fucking aids it's unreal.
IM FUCKING DEAD TO AGRONIGGER ON TURN 4I CANT PLAY THE GAME YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
>>563606027you will play Cora approved decks and will be happy
3 games with spell dhthey all went longgame 1, eternal hold card #23game 2, eternal hold card #19game 3, eternal hold card #25 (new record)also always get the most absolutely dogshit demons there are. haven't seen Omen in more than 10 games
>>563545641Chvdvvarrior.It has no weaknesses.Just look at the archive for anon's Schizophrenic meltdowns, or trigger one and ask him for it.
>level 80 track reward>across the timeways golden pack >signature lo'gashhe is never seeing play, is he? i didn't even get a single signature from cataclysm too both both warrior sigs from timeways. big gay is gay.
Our wife is back in the store, bros
I was right about the warlock card being garbage discard shit
>can't redeem the free gold packE P I C
>>563611275how does that make you feel anon?
>>563610735if they ever bring back mermaid kit i'm buying that shit instantly
>>563611557The funny part is that one of the decks I have always wanted to be able to play is discard control. But I think the only set that ever tried that was rastakhan and it was total crap. This one is just some weird jank that's half aggro, half what the fuck is maloriak even supposed to do?
>>563612293Turn 7 stat bombyou play Maloriak and two zero mana Tempo cards(tempo card count as discard) and summon both its literally 7 mana summon up to 20 mana.... problem is there is no good summons Voidlords/Moargs not good and easy can be dealt...Its future scam card for sure
Bros... It's time
>>563612507Also Chogall didnt work (i tried)you summon him with minions but his end of turn doesnt work sadly
Game said I forgot some rewards when launched, can these niggers be more specific? what fucking rewards?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
If I can't see opponents rank/name, does that mean i'm semi-banned
Thanks Blizzard you saved me 2 bucks, also thanks for making the warlock skin cost 20 bucks and putting it behind bg shekels I will never use since I don't play that shit, you're getting more and more cemented with each day passing
>>563613558game is giga bugged right now. showing wrong names, peoples real full names, wrong ranks and more
>>563614139As a matter of fact, be VERY careful not to press the small blue buttons, it brought me to the 5k runestones payment page on google play, fuck these kikes, I had to verify my banking account and the runestone page to make sure it didn't go through
>>563613360it's even worse when you realize he has human voicelines
Talk me out of crafting Onyxia and Vyranoth to try out a deck..
>>563614772oh so its not just me. really jarring to see my real name visible
>>563615060I have both.You have to go so far out of your own way to make Onyxia work and half the time you get garbage 8 drops anyways.Vyranoth doesn't cleanly slot into any decks so you always have to make the deck worse to hit the 100 mana requirement which makes you die before you get any real value off of him.
>>563615570Try this out and tell me how it goesAAECAfHhBAqH9gSB/QbDgwesiAeyigfisQfQvwePwgfqyQeb1AcKsvcEs/cE2OUGl4IHupUHn54HkasHj74HmsUH0MUHAAA=
>dfm>fucking coin>pack>golden dh locationwell its not that bad
>>563615757I don't have to play it to tell you it's shit.
Woo wooI havn't seen anyone use it yet but hopefully he'll shine when future expansions cause games to become slow and stall-filled as fuck
>>563615936the coin is pretty cool though, I got it too and tested it in a game
My scheduled loose streak has begun
>shaman plays imbue card while being deathwing>it give him the dk imbue???
>log into BG>facing 5-6 tier minions every turn early game>die before great trinket 3 timesLOL wtf HOW ? im not a noob 6-7k every season
>switch to mage>instantly face mage mirror who highrolls>switch to priest>instantly face the only other priest on ladder and they draw everý card they need while all my combo pieces are bottom 5yeah fuck this game and it's scam algo
>Shock and dragon on 1>Peddler on 2>Slitherdrake on 3>Slitherdrake again on 4As blizzard intended.
>>563617183>>563617183i like that bounties are back and pirates are even more APM but i haven't gotten 1st yet. mostly 2nd or 4th; but i'm also terrible. i usually stick below 3k mmr to meme around, when i saw the update was coming up on sunday i actually try harded for a couple days and got to 6k.
>>563618354nvm got good trinket and elementals(chevalla hero also) and steamroll whole lobby
>another episode of rouge randomly generates the exact perfect card every turn
Oh what in the flying fuck. This fucker lets them instantly put shatter cards together, the code is fucked and when the turn ends and hand swaps back it decides that the two shatter cards have met back together and gives them the full version. Fuck this meta is dead to me.
Wtf is this shit ? some advanced 3day special russian operation ? (he died btw)
Did the fix the free pack that could not be redeemed?
>>563621216Yes, I got my one rare pack. You can too.On another note, imbue shaman might actually be playable if they make the hero power cost (1)
>>563615060Onyxia is only played in Blood DK wich is the most boring, soulless and mindless deck in the meta, Viranoth is a sheer fucking meme.
>>563621216yep
When this game will be fun again? I miss Witchwood
>>563620038sounds unintentional but you never know with these retards. i have that finley i should give it a try
>>563621896monk release in novemberthen evoker release somewhere in 2030
>>563622068From what I can tell it's because Finley doesn't destroy created cards when he resets your hand. So order is reset to starting hand, shatter card is added triggering shatter, hand is destroyed end of turn, hand is now just two halves of shatter so they reform. It's bullshit.The deck also runs the 1 mana 1/2 draw a card deathrattle discard it because it can't discard the shatter halves and everything in the deck is dirt cheap.
>bug that puts you in streamer mode or shows your real life name nice """bg""" update
>play wild to do the event quests, brox quest obviously>every opponent beats me with jankiest of jank>every opponent doesn't have a name only Your Opponentis my mmr that fucking bad now. i lost to an obliesk quest priest and an imbue hunter just now. or am i facing weird bots?
>>563624661>shows your real life nameexcuse me what
>>563625097it's a ui bug that shows your real id, the other person doesn't see it but if you're streaming the game it'd show up on stream
>>563625559ah, nothing to worry about then. is everything ui related bugged? i haven't faced someone with a real name for two hours now.
>lost to survivalist paladin in wildi've never wanted to kill myself harder. i couldn't do anything to the immune minion. who designed this.
>rogue gets lethal by randomly imbue generating the 5 attack charge discard 2 card demonwownever been algo'd so hard in my life
>it's a dh/rogue/shaman get 4 heralds off before dk can play a single herald episode
>>563627634>actually playing herald dkanon why would you do this to yourself. they need to make the aoe spell one damage less but two mana cheaper and then it might see play.
sometimes this game can still be silly fun
>free roll>coin cosmeticnow THIS is a trash reward, why is this even an option?
I think I'm just going to delete rouge games from my stats. It doesn't feel like I'm even playing against a person anymore, it's like I'm playing against a pair of dice.
>>563631170I got the golden pack and got an epic, guess it could be worse, like the human voiced whelp
>finally hit d5 with herald DKseems viable to play for fun, but it kind of auto loses to imbue/herald rogue and egg decks
>release waifu skins for dk and lock when they're dogshitwhat the H*CK did cora mean by this
>>563638209Masochists can be gooners too.
>4chan AND hearthstone dyingbrehs...
>>563638209the succubus is also a battleground bartender too i guess, might splooge on that too.
>>563641318Hearthstone at least can still be saved, just bring back Frost Nova so Paladin can get shitkicked by Mage.
bg bros..
>>563641523>dommy mommy taking the place of bobSurprisingly based Blizz move
So are the trinkets in bg so that we can actually use 7 units we want instead of 5 plus the 2 timewarped we can't afford to get rid of?
>release the best warlock skin when the class is unplayable?
>>563644906I hate trinkets. the new minions are very fun though
I miss the random effect for each game
1-2 months away from the new class set bros
Wish you could always default your free spin result to the gold pack. I curse my luck when I get a signature, they're all so fucken ugly
>400 spells in a weekFuck you too, blizz.
This game turned to shit when Brode left. The new team only cares about board and powercrept the game with bullshit random generated overstated minions which made it the most boring curvestone piece of shit card game ever.
>>563652143>This game turned to shit when Bro-
>>563654268Nothing compares to the LoE/Gods/Gadgetzan/Un'Goro/KFT/Kobolds/Witchwood run. You must be coping or didn't experience it.
>>563652091its like 10 games with mage... but yeah no one plays mage...
surprised anyone still plays this desu
>>563659564i watched some old highlight videos and literally all the people in them don't play anymorecrazy how well they managed to kill this game
The best proof they rig the matchmaking is looking at the decktracker. With priest, 40% of opponents have been demon hunters. Almost no hunters (8%) but when I play mage I face double the hunters and almost no demon hunters. Both decks have large sample size in my tracker and at about the same ranks.
>get rid of toreth and nozdormu before they can do anything>still lose to the shatter cardmage is so fucking dogshit rn it's unbelievable.
i swear to god hunter faggots have rigged draws because it's absolutely fucking bullshittery the way they have everything on curve and always draw those fabled piece of shit cards one after another
>>563662339I agree, but they're still my best matchup because I somehow manage to stabilize before I'm in lethal range most of the time.
>>563662339I played discard lock for a bit, fucker actually got a turn 5 tolvir because gnomeforatu trashed the card in front of it.
Do event dailies and weeklies pile up without limit
Gay shit... i hope they revert this change
Another arena lost because of nigger gift.Just remove this cancer already.
>Load frost dk>diaper >diaper>diaperTnx daily algo....
goonbros, are we buying....?
how are my opponents always so skilled? imbue 5 by turn 6
>finally made deck that stomp my common matchup>egg lockFUCK YOU cheating algo
>want to kill myself when it's in my start hand>want to kill myself when i draw it before 7>clogs your shatter>still slow when i draw it ON CURVE>random bullshit xd so not even consistentvulcanos is fucking dogshit right? it only feels ok when you have coin and draw it later on
>>563666137Priest should have an instant imbue card.
DK on herald 6 turn 6 and I fail to draw any of NINE cards that would win me the game for 4 turns straight
>>563652091I already completed it with EoT Pally
Sorry bros I slurped up all your luck just now with this shit
>>563667331Be prepared for a 5 lose streak anon
>>563667040ive never seen him played. in fact i haven't played against in mage in standard or wild in the last week.
>>563666087kikes tried to scam me of 50 bucks yesterday with their gay update so no money from me for a long while
Standard is incredibly fucking boring, they need to buff at least 15 decks on the next patch there's literally nothing to play.
it's the second day of trinkets and i'm already sick of them. it takes too long to get one and when you do if you didn't get lucky in your early comp or didn't get rewarded with a good trinket to go with your comp youre housed. it's like a 25% chance of being able to run away with the game and 75% to get hosed. at least with anomalies you'd know right away what the game was going to be like. also feels like go elementals or go home again.
Burn Mage is so insultingly bad I genuinely feel annoyed that Blizzard pretended a deck that literally NEEDS to draw a 1 in 30 card with ZERO FUCKING WAY to tutor it could ever be a genuine deck.Jesus fucking Christ the notion that Cora is probably top 2% income in the US being this fucking dogshit at her job annoys me to no end.
>>563668481trinkets are so much worse than the chromium shop its kinda crazy
Even when you draw Kalec it doesn't even matter because you're at 10 HP on turn 4 because lmao Hunter (next turn he refills his hand and gets a full board because Confront the Tol'vir is a balanced card btw)
>>563669123The issue is if they could tutor it, it is instantly a tier 1 deck
Are people actually stupid enough to waste gold on the heroic tavern brawl?
>>563669292Draw 3 is retarded cardTracking is retarded card because you can draw3 cardRemove this shit from hunter and all forgot about that deck
got the bug with my real namehow are these niggers so incompetent?
>>563669357No, because this deck is unplayably dogshit. This deck loses to aggro because it needs setup and doesn't play much of a board. It loses to anything with any sort of life gain, so forget about ever beating Druid, DK or DH. The deck also instantly loses when going second to a much larger degree than other decks. Making it so it could tutor Kalecgos would simply make it sort of playable. It'd still be a Tier 2 deck, but at least it would be a good counter to Rogue.
>>563669632>the most devastating bug on the new patch is someone else might be able to see you actually play this garbagegrim
>>563669632they send you free pizza on real world adress because you so shit at game....
>>563668481>it takes too long to get oneIt's literally the same amount of time as the timewarp. That being said I agree, it is worse than the timewarp shop.
It's funny how priest mains cry about their win rate but the only thing that keeps that shit in check is aggro shitting on it when he doesn't draw perfectly. If the game would be any less aggro cancer this shitter would gatekeep any other midrange or control decks. Just remove fucking ruby sanctum so they can't just play solitaire with flash heal 2 shotting anyone that isn't DK.
>>563668481>also feels like go elementals or go home again.Really? I was THIS close to winning with Pirates last night against a reborn-spamming Undead deck and somehow against all odds, I actually had fun playing Pirates. I'm not sure how I feel about the Demons rework. On one hand it's no longer "lol just get Insatiable Ur'zul and you win", but fodder feels like such a janky mechanic. I haven't seen how Quillboar are this time around so I can't comment yet, but Junk Jouster was buffed quite a bit for Mech (he's tier 6 now though).You can never make me play Naga.
Priest players crying about the win rate when their deck is actually OP as shit but the game being giga aggro keeps them in bay. Priest would dominate if this game was anything other than early game curvestone. No other mid range or control could compete with winning just 2 flash heals and playing solitaire from randomly shitting out cards.
>>563670369I'm just sad that my Protoss deck was sent to Wild.
>>563670540best demon card is elemental lmao... and trinket that buffs adjacent minion
>posts are taking so long to go through that it breaks the (You) chain and I can't tell if people are replying to me without manually checking
>>563670691Flaming Enforcer was always good, this isn't something suddenly introduced to the equation.
Downloaded the game again out of curiosity (only played in the early days for a couple moths years ago.)Unistalled it soon after.Gameplay is fine i guess.But the art is abhorrent kiddie slop. Couldn't stand looking at it.
I hate that the Herald cards don't show up in discover pools unless you are running them. 9 times out of 10 I'm happy to see a 4/3 dragon with a rush 2/1 attached.
>>563670308i thik the chrome shop had more diversity, or that trinkets are so pipe line oriented. im not explaining it right but at least with the chrome shop i felt like i could pivot fairly well from one thing or another and it was so dependent on my current comp. or maybe the chrome shop items were more balanced.>>563670540apm bounty pirates are my favorite but my games with it have been so laggy that i was sitting on more than 30 gold left over a turn waiting for animations by the time the turn was over.
>>563670650
As a returning retard one of the cards i hate the most is Dracorex. So great either i play absolute face aggro and try to defeat this fuck before it draws this shit. Or i play a shit control deck that doesn't play cards anyway. Thanks. Middle ground is lost on these shit devs.
>>563671447Consider playing EoT pally, you play cards and you should have a board bubble option by turn 8.
>>563671447they printed Sisters for hunter.... ofc aggro wont play it right ? RIGHT ?
playing bgs why are they all bots? do I need to get through preliminary games or something
>>563671447Evens out with the fact that they rotated out Brawl for some insane reason.
>>563672052yes, read the patch notes
>>563672052They're bots? That explains no one ragequitting by turn 2 because they didn't get the start they wanted.
most shitty shit comp everstill top4 because trinket hard carry
>just spent 1000 gold to get 4 packsThanks blizzard
>>563674275I know they're strong early but I always feel like using Wrath Weaver is playing with fire.
NEW THREAD PLEASE
They even rigged the brawl matchmaking, that's so cool
i mean i lost 1 and now I'm facing a blizzard bot running tazdingo
>>563674275Genn is busted though and needs a nerf, so many characters are locked until turn 5/6 or cost gold so are competing with buying minions that getting two hero powers on 4 is nothing especially if you pick a one time use like Zerek or Reno as the second pick so you can trade it out later.
Took a few goes but it finally worked>>563676314>>563676314>>563676314
>>563674476>sign up for scam>get scammed
