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reminder that Nami is soft
hot smolda
nigga smolder thread
>Maybe it would be winnable if our midlaner was someone else with more impact>1/7 7k dmg done at 30 mins dude...
it must be so fun to be a sandpiper and run back and forth along the waves with all your friends
>>563220649poppy is the best vgs player
>>563220456i've lost the gangsta smolder pic somebody post it
>>563220948we wuz dragz n sheet
Taliyah my beautiful wonderful loving caring wife!
>>563220374If you need to buy ROA on Mel, you shouldn't be playing the champ
>nigger op againsad that the few black posters have taken over this generalno wonder why people keep leaving
>playing during normal working hours (morning/noon)>matchmaking is shit and fills teams with 2-3 people on each team, 2 ranks below you>playing after normal working hours (evening)>matchmaking is more balance but filled with people on autopilot and don't give a shitno winning
Yordles strongest race
Israel's strongest soldiers
>>563220501PLAP PLAP PLAP!
I hope my lolg gets on tonight, I wanna play norms with you
>>563222418these loyal patriots will fight and die for Ixtal
does anyone make money coaching here?
>>563222605who is your lolg?
>>563222418me on eve
>>563223284...its a secret
>>563223284ggs its me
>>563223369do they know?>>563223478damn. i was hoping it was me
>>563223814i like fat lolgs
Briar won
>>563224054your illness won actually
>>563223814how fat we talking? Gragas fat? height and weight?
>Posters are 90% EUWWhen did all the NA players leave this game?
>Be a Rammus with 700 armor with W and jak'sho ok.>Enemy Draven hits me once.>Lose a quarter of my health and he heals a quarter of his.Ok...
>>563224098
>>563224304yeah you do be fat nigga. no hate though. embrace it or do something about it
>>563224304HOLY FUCK LMFAO
>>563224304Why would you post urself lol
>>563224674how does he know that???? cause of vanguard?
>>563224304You are such a cute girl
>>563224761partially yes
>>563224674how is that relevant to him playing ezreal i fucking hate nigger levin
>>563224304please fuck me
>be a solo laner>split push your lead awayGenuinely what causes this mental illness
>>563224674>150 accountsthis is what addiction looks like
meow
>>563220501nami is wet
>>563224674>which ones are actually yourslol this guy thinks its impossible to have 150 accountshe must have never heard of dumbdigger
what support do I play when my team locks in Kai'sa? I never know what to do with this champ on my team
>>563226382anyone with reliable CC is goodnaut leona etc
>>563226382hard cc tank go bandlepipes sled
Missions were a fucking mistake.
>>563225929he's just like our resident addict, dumbdigger
they need to make the supports sexier.
>>563227046Bro your Rell? Bro your Karma? Bro your Senna? Bro your Renata?
>>563226594thank you, brother.spread the word.and dont ever play tft because that will spawn more
>>563227046There are enough?
Fuck you, Riot. Three dodges in a row, I don't want to accept the insta-queue pop after I already showed my easily champion to get banned
>>563227207there are never enough
>>563226060That's the best part!
>>563227170they need to give supports fatter asses. i won't be satisfied until i'm seeing the_varking proportions.
Yeah fuck it, never queing at this time ever again. Triple dodges until you get into the worst champ select of all time, forcing you to dodge
>>563224110late 2025
>>563227614Bro your Rell? Bro your Senna? Bro your Renata?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngR9QvJuQU4
>>563227170Genuinely the worst taste imaginable
>>563227170beastality is a crime
Neegois Neeko mid still viable?
>>563227170love these except senna i cant stand her attitude
im going to take a nap and when i wake up in a few hours i hope someone plays with me
>>563224276OH NO, YOU'VE LET THE WEEK ADC ROLE GET TO 7 ITEMS! EXODIA TANK ITEM ABUSERS/CHAMPIONS MUST BE WEEK THIS PATCH HOLY!
>>563228982>NeegoNeego!>is Neeko mid still viable?I don't think so. Unless your comp sorely needs a setup as good as her R. So would answer she's situational
>>563229543meds. NOW
>>563231721what a slut
chubby champs when
>tfw no duoWhy play...
>Es you into my fed WarwickWhat do you do
>>563234873oh noooo dont do that omg
>>563235117scholarly taste
You're INSIDE?! On FRIDAY NIGHT?Playing LEAGUE!? LOLOL
yall sum dorks inside right now
I bet y'all sitting down also LOL!
wow rude
Erm...
>>563236327i say this to any supp that genuinely impresses me
>my lolg girlfriend sent me a selfieI think I am done with this place….
why are (/lolg/) adcs so promiscuous...
>support is actually difficult
why are all lolgs two faced antisocial niggers
>>563236614they aren't!
>>563236389are you the one whos doing the sucking?
>>563236762idk they seem to me!
>>563236865why are you asking?
>>563228604>>563228685Chuds lost>>563229352I like how gloomy she is
>>563237382how cute, they're roleplaying being edgy
Is Olaf the least interesting, and maybe even the least played champ in the game?I swear I never see anyone playing Olaf. Never seen anyone talking about Olaf, I've never even heard of such a thing as an Olaf main actually existing
>>563237984Speaking of which
>>563238018No he is actually mildly interesting and has several cool mechanicsLifesteal scaling with healthA self damage true damage spellAn axe that needs to picked up to reduce the cooldown And r that makes him immune to cc with a short duration that requires him to stick onto a target
The new runes in WR are ass and I hate this nigger game. They are hoping a few whales buy a porche or something now. I don’t know if you can afford a porche but I can’t and this game is not for me
>>563237382This shit comes off as so fake and performative compared to the real psycho that is Azakana.
sadly... i have been griefed 4 times in a row by top laners... it is a statistical impossibility... therefore... i have already shown my breadth and depth and flexibility by playing other champs... (yuumi)... now sit back... relax... enjoy with my quinn... main acc...
>>563240040GIWTWM
Yone!
Does anybody even play WR
no one online...
>>563241685because of vanguard :c
I keep getting ADCs that start Cull... And it just tells me they're giving up our laning phase for nothing.
>the turkish zoophile is back because he got kicked out of reddit and runescape gen again
reinstalled ts game to try the reworki will probably uninstall again after 1-3 gamesbets
>>563242312jax will carry
>>563242312that champ is dogshittop
>>563242312you were supposed to join boycott until they remove vanguard
wow... when your top laner doens't get 10th place and hard int... its almost like every game is winnable...
>>563242312What made you quit?
>>563242312steel tranny
>>563241930>>563241930Cull isn't a starting item, but it feels really good to pick one up if you're going even in lane or falling behind, especially if you're on-hit.
>>563242615>less damage and kp than a yummi pussy gapped
>>563242835sick and tired of the game i just want to play dark souls and new vegas and stuff on my video game time>>563242431yeah idk it feels like exactly the same champ but with half as much damage in exchange for a shitty cosmetic fear that lasts a nano second
Time to start winning some games.
>>563243770Ag any. Just seen you haven’t been on in like a month.
wtf were they thinking making darius, literal sexo the champion
>>563220456All competitive games are made to make you feel like shit. League might be the worst case of this. I really hope if you are reading this you get cancer.
Shyv new q feels like ass to use especially in dragon form In general I much prefer her old version despite its flaws because this new one feels like a weird mismash of mechanics that dont work together that is also unimpactfulBring back season 13 full ap shyvana with 1600 damage e's
>>563236759are these two faced antisocial niggers in the room with us right now
>>563233472Hopefully never my dude. If you're fat just starve yourself. Fat people are less than shit.
There's no other competitive game where you have so little agency unless you play 1 specific role (jungle). You can have 3 or 4 losing teammates but if your jungle is winning victory is still possible. On the other hand if you have 3 or 4 winning teammates but your jungle is losing there's a 90% chance you lose the game. Reminder that there are people being paid 6 figure salaries to make the game fair and balanced and this is what they have deemed as fair for the better half of this game's lifespan
my varus is kinda nice but hes dogshit right nowguess i'll spam ashe?
Any respectable League player would just play Strive instead.
>>563245187YEP JUNGLE IS REALLY IMPORTANT AND RELEVANT THIS PATCH FR FR!
I'm a returning player and at some point during the game there's an announcement that the power of something rises and then the map layout changes like a rock mountain appears or exta brush spawns. What's this called so I can look it up?
>>563245370>soivehop on KAMI 6 instead
>>563245425you are iron in oce
>Phreak gets fired>Game feels even worseMaybe Phreak was the glue holding things together and we were blaming him unfairly...
>>563245459https://wiki.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/Dragon_pit#Elemental_Rift
>>563244720It’s my only escape from living in a leftist shithole
>>563245762All of this season's changes were made last year when he was still fully involved with the game so you can't even make that defense. This entire year has just been +20 damage changes and some esports patches for champs no one plays in solo queue.Which reminds me that their esports scene is still bleeding viewers. If caedrel takes a 1 month vacation their entire esports scene collapses btw
yeah this sucked another terrible reworkbig lincoln vindicated againblood is on your hands
no games with my lolg today too I guess...
>>563245762People said the same thing about Yetter when he left and Phreak took over.
oh wow look at that a stable topside = we win... doesn't matter our qiyana was the biggest smooth brained monkey ever in existence lol mid lane doesn't matter...>>563243382i was against fucking pyke draven in a 1v2 tf you wanted me to do...>>563245187nah bot + top is better than jungle but yes if you're playing solo you should only play top or jungle theres no other roles that matter...coming from a challenger player btw...
it does get boring reading this
>Get into Mayhem>Check enemy team>Pyke>His first augment is Shadow Runner>Alt + F4>Go play literally anything else
Do you miss the classic jungle?
>>563248165>can never write "hey jungle can i bum some xp?" and when they say no tell them "im gonna bum some xp" and watch them afk when they dont hit level 2 because i stood too close to red buff as they killed it againyes
>this is the enemy adc for your gold games
Soraka my cute wife!
FeelsGoodMan
Why the fuck did I get flamed by a Fizz on my team in ARAM when we were stomping the enemy team?
>>563250514you are probably a nigger and in denial about it
>>563250652low IQ poster
>>563250514>>563250652Fizz players are always spergs and I have no clue why. They could be fed as balls and still be mad about something.
did our general start eceleb-posting? i feel like all the gens do it now but no1 was doing it when we were utter cancer at the peak of dramaposting and namedropping. im so proud of our gen we're always setting trends even though we're forgotten and dead now. unless im wrong
>>563251017you get banned if you reply to e-celeb shit
>>563250693i have never played so shit that someone had to call it out in an aram so>>563250898>no idea whythats probably the main issue, they are fed as fuck and you have no idea where you are in a team game. like its a wonder you have a working computer and internet
>>563243780Games wonned.Sona players truly are of a different breed
>>563251357Why get mad when all four of your teammates could go AFK and you'd still win because the game is just that one sided?
is singed top tier?
>>563251357you only write retarded low IQ posts tho
>>563251787have you tried it?
>>563251780>Why get mad when all four of your teammates could go AFK and you'd still win because the game is just that one sided?this doesnt exist in current year>>563251793t. a stupid nigger
>>563252079It's obvious that you're a Fizz player and you got mad about my "Fizz players are spergs" comment, which ironically proves my point about Fizz players getting mad over nothing
>>563252402i have not once brought up the champ, i brought up the consequences of being a shit player and you got defensive about it, so employing your same logic guess what you are?
>>563252621Right, sure thing little guy. We believe you.
>>563252850yeah nothing to say when your own retard logic bites you on the ass, get killed in traffic nigger
>>563248969>>563248165
>>563252894Typical Fizz sperg crashout
>>563253053>back when mid lane used to help leashholy soul, this used to be a team game until it got filled with stupid niggers
>>563251017no>>563251053hes talking about actual ecelebs like youtubers and streamers one of the few cringe things this thread avoids is worshipping those ppl [mostly]
>>563253053now any champ can jungle for free
>>563253053>>563253965Leashing is a retarded mechanic. Like you designed a role around farming the jungle and you're telling me they can't even farm the jungle without help? Idiotic.
>>563251787OF COURSE. PERMA ABUSES HP SCUMMING ITEMS, EXODIA TANK ITEMS, AND CAN EVEN AFFORD TO BUY PURE DAMAGE ITEMS BECAUSE THEIR ULTIMATE IS THAT BROKEN. YOU GOTTA BE AN UNIRONIC CLINICALLY RETARDED MONKEY IRL IF YOU CAN'T GET CHALLENGER WITH THIS AFK HITLER CHAMP
>>563253965>sees a 3 second clear time -100 hp>"acksually jungle is better now"
>>563254107I'm an unironic clinically retarded monkey irl
>>563224674>you can't play a different champ in your main role>why?>b-because you just can't it's our rules!!!League is creatively damn dead at this point, holy.
>Weekend>legit cant remember account info for this one and cant recover it>only live acc is banned until 20thits time for a new one.
>>563224674dont any of you ever badtalk lyte againyou dont know how good you have it until it is gone
>>563255884why do you waste so much time playing a game you arent even base level good at?
>>563256123yet I beat you 1v1 everytime.
what's the most braindead mid laner for my friend to learn?
>>563256586Malzahar was designed for that
>>563256586Protobelt Morgana
>>563256586Malzahar just because he is a pretty safe mage, otherwise NONE of the mages. Make him play some easy assassin.
>>563224674>banning someone for picking the wrong character in a video gamethis company deserves death
I FUCKING TOOK A SCREENSHOT OF IT BECAUSE I KNEW ID FORGET BECAUSE IM HIGH ELO AND HIGH IQ HOLY FUCK GET FUCKED YOU RETARDED FAGGOT WE'RE BACK
KILL YOURSELF YOUR DNA IS FUCKIGN WORTHLESS YOURE A FUCKING COCKROACH IM THE FUCKING BEST EVER HOLY FUCKKKKK LITERALLY CANT STOP WINNING
squeesh the feesh
>>563224674Didn't this guy get caught hornyposting on main?
>Common advice is for jg to focus on camps and win by outfarming>Ignore my camps and do nothing but gank>Get fed>Get my laners fed>Pick up objectives right after>Tilt the enemy to oblivion>Win
>>563224674Ezreal JG is absurdly strong though
>>563256772there is also that one player who got banned in a lobby by a rioter for pressing the randomize champ button when selectingsomething like>alright imma give you some time to cool downor some riot slop speech like that
>>563256703What assassinPreferably male
There's a N E W and F U N website: https://nextechlol.github.io/otp/
>>563257938>Senna win rateOxymoron.
Mel is a hard champion to play correctly !
anywhere i see a frog anywhere online its attached to the biggest retard ive seen yet
>>563258362youre gay
so the riot storSo the Riot store was bugged and the extras that came with figures and other items were free. A TFT content creator noticed and posted about it, and now Riot is "refunding" everyone who got the Lux animated emote without paying for the figure
>unzip account history>last game before ban top laner was 2/13>game before that top laner 0/7the fucking bullshit i have to endure.
>>563257938Crazy how much Nami sticks out in pickrate. Jhin, Kai'sa, Ez, Jinx, Yasuo trailing behind together. >>563258870lmao typical riot.
>>563257469What do you do when all your laners are pushed to enemy tower?
>>563257938kinda useless website to be honest
>>563256772Agree!>>563257776Ok so, assassins... Zed has a deceptive skill floor, it's easier to pick up and play than a Talon, in my opinion. Then you have Ekko who is also pretty safe to play and strong with DnD.If your friend really wants to play mages, I'll stick with my previous choice of playing Malzahar since he is really easy and safe; Syndra has a decent skill floor and you can push back champions; Vladimir has a lot of sustain and scales pretty well; there is Ahri as well with a deceptive skill floor; Sylas too maybe? In terms of mages, just don't play champs that don't have mobility or you'll be an easy target to ganks, and won't get to scale. Don't tell him to play stuff like Xerath or VelKoz, those will play out better in botlane.
>teammate trying to do the educational streamer thing where they explain to me what i did wrong except they don't actually know what they're talking about because we're low elo
>>563259584Rape the enemy jg's asshole and get objectives.Also set up counter ganks.If you aren't playing a pussy dogshit champ then you can also just towerdive.You can also unironically farm camps desu
>>563224674Oh and notice this as well. The moment the guy said he mains jungle and played a lot of Ezreal, Drew immediately deflected and went with "How many accounts do you have?!" to move the goal. Spineless.
>friend first times mordekaiser in ranked>gets 20 killsthat champ is not fair I keep telling you guys
extremely based by me
What's one change you'd make to your main if you could?For me, it'd just be making base Ashe's auto attacks smoother. It feels like you're punished for using anything but High Noon, Project, or Spirit Blossom
my 2nd account is D4 and I only play against smurfs, what the fuck is thiswhere are the actual d4stuckers I can practice against
>cant press a button without getting a kill or an assist.fucking based as shit.
Due to my teams losing me 5 games in a row I am now an Ivern OTP. Unless im jungle, I hate jungling this dude. Mid is my favourite so far.>>563262180I want my bushes to give vision. OR id like everyone on my team to get an explanation of how my Q works so they stop killing themselves, or alternatively, so they take the free gap closer.
anybody wanna play a few aram mayhemstag is #NA1
>>563262180Bring back Machine Gun Raka.
>>563224304looking good unabloomer
>>563262180Even though I don't truly consider her my main, I'd want Lux to be able to build more things instead of burst boredom, ICD even remove her shield on W in favor of some other ability. But I don't trust riot with that, they'd rather push Lux into enchanters oblivion instead of the mage she should be, and then I quit the game because of that.
how often does she beat caitlyn? not in game but in lore
>bought the aurelion 120$ skinim a fucking retard
>>563266554who cares anon enjoy ur skin b-baka
>tfw i like the elise but i dont like playing snowballing assassins
>nice win streak where everyone tries to win even when mental booming, junglers jungling well, supports warding>teams begin to degrade to one-sided stomps in one lane, supports forgetting wards exist, junglers screwing your lane to greed a kill while you are in base>but EO MM doesn't existI'll keep laughing at this game and try to have fun in the worst season ever :D
>>563224304Dayum you are a big boy
>>563224304why is this still up
>>563262180I really want an adaptive passive on Senna, HSP vs Crit + Lifesteal because right now she doesn't really have one when going Enchanter
>>563266635eh im an asol main so i guess its fine, still ive been mostly playing aram so its kinda retarded but who knows in a couple years i play ranked again
why the fuck is vayne W turbo nerfed in arena when tanks are running around with 20k hp on average okay nigga the tank bias isn't real lil bro
1 more hour until I can play on my alt.>>563264531double barrel banana machine gun
>>563268603Holy crap, what did you do?
>>563268779Brought the same energy after my main got suspended to that account. c: A lesson lived is a lesson learned but man am I bad at math~Azir
remember to stay hydrated
>>563268995
ziggs rakan yone soraka
>>563269050yea. with a hot drink!
>>563268995behave!
and i need my TEAM TO PLAY THE GAME
>>563269498what's stopping you?
Banned again in gold, I couldn't even type so I just got banned for my gameplay. I submitted a ticket and just get a bot sending the same message my other account got.>Thanks for taking the time to submit an appeal. I checked your account and it looks like it was penalized for disruptive gameplay. After additional review, I can confirm the penalty was placed correctly and will remain.other account>>563150285
>>563269754
>overall team even in game by min 15 despite the hiccups>for some reason our Lillian actively ignores Drakes and mental booms>even though she is a ahead and 2 winning lanes>we do every drake + soul as mid and bot>Lillia still actively ignores objectives and interacting with the game even though we are WINNING>have to afk to help with groceries otherwise it'll only be another family fight>no penalty to Lillia but I get the extra LP loss for afk + demotionI hate my life and I can't wait to end it all I was the possible win con with Corki and Nautilus since the game was a 3v5 :D And I will be placed in AfkQ because this game's matchmaking is fun!I want out I want out I want out I want out I want out! :D
>>563269471>YunaraBorrowed Aurora's old woman elastic waistband jeans she bought from the thrift sotre
>>563269927wtf i look like this xD
>>563268603>>563268779Are we gaming tonight?
Initiating irelia protocol to filter niggerque
>>563270271anyone got the full res of the reference photo?
>adc picks Ezreal>gets shit onevery fucking timeI don't remember the last time I saw that champion do anything, even in pro play
>>563267870Because its on topicThats the gragas character from league of legends
>>563270271I was about to sleep until I saw this.
why do randoms constantly type in arena about what the fuck you pick shut the fuck up niggerand when i tell them to shut the fuck up or i run it down they always talk about how i'm "probably a lonely loser" and how "they have so many friends they're just queing arena before going out drinking" like what is this projection kill yourself retard
>>563270271Only 1 way to find out.
finally something interesting going on in the league section
>>563267870if its not a namedrop jannies dont care
>>563270916sounds like they are right if you are this rattled about them calling you a lonely loser
>>563270225they're comfy
>>563271140least predictable replyit's more that they are clearly sweating ther balls off on a 4fun gamemode and then they swear on their life they're not when you call them out for it and try to convince me by talking about their personal life when i didn't ask
>>563271032Dantes is right though.
>>563271032would both
>>563271248take a breath lil brour about to have a heartattack over being called a lonely loser in a videogame by a random lol
>>563269643I can't fucking play the game it's not playable nowI CAN'T PLAY THE GAME I CAN'T PLAY THE GAMEI CAAAAAANT PLAAAAAAY THEE GAAAAAAAAAAMEEE
>>563271032>Why yes my wife is a butterfaced abortionist whore, but your co-host is a christcuck married to a non-abortionist whore o algoThe absolute state of weimarica. Zaned was so based for doing the leak+full cear combo on them hoes
>>563269228Can they put the esports Yone emote in the fucking rotation.
>>563244987>>563224674>>563258362>>563260460>>563270916>>563256586shut
this thread reeks of shit
>>563271683GO TO THE BATROOM AND TAKE A SHIT
>>563271281dantes would be right if he did not do 30 diddy epstein blud israel references in 30 seconds per speech. Like druttut, still a problem
>>563224304dada
>>563271739and that kid grew up to be? Garen player.
>>563271630past-their-prime anons need love too
>>563271630Cooks too much means she is fat and wants to make you fat
I've been in my prime for like 10 years
fuck this bots onboarding experience
>>563271197Only correct answer
>>563271587He made his gf get an abortion
>silver as far as the eye can see>cant play shit, niggers going 0/7 CONSECUTIVELY>irelia nigger killing machine>winyeah youre a nigger.
>>563271587His gf is european and she got her abortion in europe
*changes my ign*
who the fuck cares if dantes gf got an abortion. that nigger should not be bringing his tard children into the world
worst general on /vg/
>>563272240>W:35 L:64I'm crine
>>563272646By a mile, even 10 miles!
I love Lissandra!
>>563272829He deserves diamond broOne more account and hes gonna finally hit it trust this is the one
>>563272829>>563273312TEAM IS HIS FAULT
>>563272646it's better than the corpse of /ksg/ at least
>>563272646You proclaiming that on repeat will surely fix the situation
>>563271872scaled into the late game
>>563271871better than a stick that will with no irony gets scars from itchy scratches.
where do I buy a level 30 account?
>>563274419from your mind when you accept to make an account and level it like a very good boy
>>563274419eldorado dot gg look for old accounts if possible
>>563272646we gonna pretend the gacha, exclusively gooner generals are worth comparing to?
Post eeepy champs.
>>563274773
trust no man n fear no bitch
You can't spell "fetish" without a "fish"
euvgs status?
>>563275482majin said no
>>563274773,
>>563275359neego..
history repeats itself exactly 1 year lateri log in to play 1-2 casual gamesi get master+ stacked every single gamei close the client and go nextevery single day i play a few gamesi have 100% loss ratiolast time i won was 3 weeks and 2 days ago
>>563275946maybe you just suck
>>563275946Matchmaking has been unplayable dogshit and all of the normal players are just playing mayhem. It won't get better until next year probably as Riot won't reset the ranked ladder so the addicts will just keep making new accounts instead of grinding 24/7 like they usually do.
>>563276032i mean there could be a good couple of reasons>i suck at the game but i am not the worstthen my mmr would decrease over time and the game would start looking for worse players... unless something prevents it from happening?>game cannot find players bad enough to match my skill levelbut my queue times are over 20 minutes long and i almost exclusively play into high dia-master stacks every single game>game cannot find other players at the time, every single day, for weeks straightthis would imply that over 98.7% of the playerbase is exclusively not playing or just not playing whenever i am logged into my account
>>563275482solved
you said you would try
We WORSHIP cock here!
>>563277113Can butt compare? It was my first main.
i forgot to take my theanine and creatine i lost 80lp
>>563277291Butt is nice too, of course, but it just can't beat cock...
>>563277428I ate so many skill shots from him in season 3. Tried him and it felt nice but the nerfs just destroyed the meta. I was forced to play puss until the eventual rework. So clanky now
>>563277628why does my team try to report me for running Gooch top? its not a troll pick when you know what to do.
big milestone on the alt
>>563278105skididi dom w yes yes>>563277842>Support topThis is why riot hates us
>>563278105not really a milestone, it's just a random number
should I get very drunk today and play ranked? Havent played for over a week ...
good morning i love black women
>>563278736i have neither of these...
>>563278853based balkanigger
good morning i love black cock
>>563279696gm RiotAugust
>>563266752I got a cute Elise skin and i love playing snwoballing assassins but i can't stomach jungle it's such a shit role.
I hate losing the game for my team and seeing their flames that are completely legitimate.
i love snowballing cum
>>563281363By far one of the worst feelings and you have nothing to back yourself up with.
How do you handle when your teammates call out your bad play but their disrespectful about it? Like you can't argue with their analysis but their being such disrespectful spergs that you don't want to just take it.
>>563281363real talk, when you lock in a mechanical champion and you just aren't feeling it that day it's so sad to play it out.
>>563281665double down and make worse plays on purpose
>>563281665Depends on the context. More often than not I'm the first person to say "I'm so bad" over a bad, because I'm pouring more heart than this game deserves in my own play. But if someone in my team just doubles it down without putting anything else on the table, I either tell them to shut up/piss off, or directly mute them. I don't need that when I already take my bad plays personally.>>563281717This is why simple champs are the way for me. You could play 12 games a day and still be able to play at your best, because they aren't as demanding and intensive.
>>563282520>This is why simple champs are the way for me.I agree to some extent, but mechanical champs are just so fun and satisfying. There's a reason that ez, lee, thresh, etc. always have such high pick rate.
im sorry the recap for yesterdays vgs are taking a bit longer than expected
>>563283076dont bother no one will read it
>>563283076hey don't worry about it mannobody gives a shit either way
>>563283076I askedI will read itI care
>>563283309such a pick me
>>563283309such a good boy
>>563283254>>563283265ok >>563283309thanks!
>>563282859>but mechanical champs are just so fun and satisfying.And I can agree to some extent here myself, genuinely mean it. I have no doubt that a champ like let's say Riven can be satisfying and fun to play, but that kind of champs can be both deceptive and mentally taxing, that's why I could call them 'traps'. Take it from this perspective: not feeling good when playing diminishes the fun, and not having fun makes playing feel worse. And we are not even opening the subjectivity argument here, I think we would be surprised to see that someone would find a champ like Singed fun (even though I get where the appeal might be for him).
>>563262180i would either change razor shurikens pass-through damage from 60% to 50-40% scaling with level. give zed his reaper of shadows passive back to his R. i would either give him back his free mini AD rabbadons or just give him scaling %armor pen as a passive on his E. and the most interesting change i think i could give zed is letting him choose where to appear after casting death mark like how he does in alpha strike.
why is Zoe so abusive
You wouldn't a fish.
this season is finished
>>563286698She is a tom yandere from the character type graph. Skips the goth and trad phase wich is why she is unstable but she is an aspect so she can handle it without soul shatter.
https://loldodgegame.com/skillshot/startskill+dodgehardHow good are your mechanics? How many points can you get?
>>563287621Hard HARD more is to not use your dash/flash obviously
>>563276345Xneedra Xisters??? Xenna Kweens???
SESSION RECAP - 10/04/2026 - EUWVGS
>>563287935What do the tags mean, why am I speedrun or afk?
euvgs tonight ?
>>563287962more...
>>563288040its bugged but the trigger is: Speedrun or AFKyou're in 2+ of the shortest 20% of games AND 2+ of the longest 20%. needs a pool of 10+ games total>>563288162probably but I will go nap now
>>563288215that's all I got for the 'raka bro. Too many futafags for her ;_;
>>563288265Is there a tag list?
>>563288440https://rentry.co/rh4pe9xzyea but the tags are still a WIP
>>563287935overall leaderboards?
Is this game trans friendly?
>>563289457yes but chuds will complain. just be cute and they will go away eventually.
>>563289457Taliyah
>>563289568no. she is very tom trad. that makes so fertile to the point she can't be trans
erp?
>>563289702better than random mindless racism and baseless complaining from low elos
>>563289457no, we hate ugly people
>>563289457yes, there are tons of transcoded characters like taliyah, qiyana or aurora.
what the fuck are they even doing with mel, this lane still feels like god to play against.
kys>>563289457yes, as a transgirl i can confirm it but don't trust anyone from this thread because is full of chasers or erping weirdos.
What's the actual counter to dick?
>>563289457Half of the fanbase is transwomen25% are male feministsAnd the last 25% is L9 fake racist transphobic homophobes who pretend to hate transwomen online but are secretly chasers who want to get topped by a transwoman but would never publicly admit it only privately in dms on the downlow.
>>563290180HPOnce dick uses its burst combo it's got nothing
how would you react if Morgana farted and pooped herself on your first date?
>>563290286i would use the poop as lube while i fuck her in the ass
>>563290118did you two win?
>>563290286I would apologize for getting hard
>>563290264What if it's one of those low cooldown ones that can just keep going multiple times though?
champ that masturbates but feels guilty about it?
>>563287621
>>563276345>Xhe left out the part where noc dies
champ that masturbates but doesn't feel guilty about it?
>>563288878I'll keep it a secret until the end, I need to backlog earlier games played and im not sure how to treat the version differences yet because: v1: basically only win/loss and kda v2: win/loss, kda, cs and gold v3: has everything you can see on the stats page so towers etcI had to rerank it across versions and im not sure which leaderboard to use now for the final leaderboard, I'm pretty sure I will have it done by 01.06 so keep your eyes peeled. I can post the champion leaderboard though!
lolg cock
>champ that does x?i sleep>lolg that does x?REAL SHIT
Terminus on Shyvana any good?
what male league of legends champion would you microwave a hot pocket with?
>>563290757swain
>>563291106oh my...
>>563290757Gragas MundoTwitchVeigarOlafGnarTryndamereDraven Gangplank
>>563291069MilioAnd needless to say, I take the opportunity to rape him
horny..
Why did all the NA posters leave but all the EUWs stay?
>>563291746Game kinda dead in NA.
>>563291520eugh... samesexoooough...
>horny..>>>563291520>eugh... same>sexoooo>ugh...
>>563291520*sprays with water bottle*
ewpost men
>>563291892hot...
>>563290724if you weren't there, you didn't get to experience itperfect clip outside of the circle
this is happening apparently
>>563292312>/////<
>>563292312>no hogcoward
>>563292519it didn't have it when i saved it...
>>563289821Kys
What are some champs that are more unskilled than Smolder? Garen? And that's it I think
>>563292764Come on. Yuumi.
>>563292764malzaharveigar
>>563292873Knowing when to leave your host is more skilled than anything Smolder does
>>563292312....
>mf ultis mid wave for no reason>mf roams mid constantly to steal my farm>mf shit talks me for having low CS>still outdamage MFCan an ivern one trick get a break? Damn.
>>563292764zed is the easiest champion in the game
>>563293010Magesissy twerk it for us SLAAAAY
>>563292764briar
>>563292947Ivern midlane? How does it work?
>How come everything riot california makes is garbage and evil dei bullshit?>the devsphysiognomy never lies
need to erp..
>>563293070The same as ivern in every other role. Fun-ly. I just started one tricking him last night. Waveclear is good with E, gank setup is good with Q. The hardest part is your team doesnt know how he works and rages, like my mf (2-7). I only dont jungle with him cause its too weird for me i like killing camps
>>563292873baitnuke>>563292929truthnuke.
>>563293054Assasissy sounds too fitting though!
>>563292947/lolg/ has 2 ivern otps now?
>a reason why you think more people don’t play your main>a reason that makes you love playing your main
>>563293794ign?
>>563293845SEE YOU IN HELL#NA1
>>563293794no thank you
>>563293703Its a trauma response to too many garbage teams. I will either learn Ivern or truly be the reason I lose every game now.
>>563293403not bait. champ need not think about positioning. can watch netflix while "playing" the game.
>>563294021So just like Smolder?
>>563293794*Es you into R range*
>>563293394play support then
>>563293845little nami#quean
>LoR dead>Riot forge dead>2xko will soon dieSooo uhhhmmm *smacks lips* About that mmorpg...
>>563294551you got fucked already though
>>563294551ZAMN nigga, respeKKKt
>>563293706>a reason why you think more people don’t play your mainReload mechanicsMarksman>a reason that makes you love playing your mainSlow rate of fire with big damage is fun
>Snipes you from across the map as you were about to win your 1v1 topYour response?
>>563293394So you play him AP I guess? I remember playing with an Ivern AP many months ago and it seemed strong, and you wouldn't even guess it at first.>The hardest part is your team doesnt know how he works and ragesThat's me when I play Sejuani (mostly tank) midlane. I think she has good ganking access to sidelanes, but teams don't like the idea of that pick. And knowing you can be banned for a weird pick makes me worry so...>>563293706>a reason why you think more people don’t play your main Not a mechanical monster, boring builds and egirl-support bias.>a reason that makes you love playing your mainSimple enough that my attention is somewhere else in the game, has some of my favorite skins, it's funny to see people seethe they are losing to a champ like that and played on gimped builds.
>>563295015don't steal my ;_; nigga
lolg is the worst general and xivg is the second worse general because xivg has less faggots and more biofems
>>563294681Riot confirmed MMO is far far FAR away from being finished its coming at earliest in 2029
;_; is a swedish symbol
gg I mekanixd too hard and now I have wrist painThose niggalow holes will be safe. For now!Thank you for your attention to this matter.
League of Legends? Ah right, you don't talk about League here, you make barely related posts just so they don't get deleted. Faggot behavior.
Foids are kinda cute, what kind of champion does realfoids play?
Do I permagrind ranked or do I take a little break to buy strawberries, which my dear sisters love so very much!, for my sister, who is coming over, tomorrow - thoughts?
>>563295710i know a pooner from lolg that plays ivern
>>563295710nami
I need to see Naak Nako vs Bin
Foid champions (ordered from tomgirl to bimbo):Kayn, Yunara, Lux
add any support sissy with a girly profile and they will accept your friend request and play a few games with you, sometimes they even instantly send you a duo invite right after you get addedI don’t know how there are people who struggle so much to find a duo to play with
>>563295776That's nice, but I want a girl that isn't addicted to diaper puppy sissy yaoi monster cock porn
>>563295307So it will get shut down before even being released? Got it.
>>563295957but i am the support sissy with a girly profile (male) and I need a strong confident man (female) who will encourage me to play braum
>>563292312this unironically looks like my fatherI hope he doesn't post on lolg holy shit
What a game
>>563296271can you introduce me to your father
>>563292312HAHAHAHAHAHHA NIGGA you're my twin
geng lost to this shitand its not even worlds
>>563296418PLEASE be on EUW
>>563296271My mom posts on 4chanNot on lolg though
post your profile and lolg will say whether they would accept your friend request after the match to play duo or not.
>>563296490Yes but I have a gf, unless you're that nigga then we might as well go duo
>>563296792;_;
Guys is this tuff?
>>563296653
>>563297080It is if you are the best midlaner ever and you own Shaker
do you know when you are the weak side of the game? do you still ask for ganks even knowing you are the weak side?
>>563297080You know what, yeah.
>>563296653>would accept your friend requestWould, but would probably delete you and ghost after two games because mental meltie disorder
>>563297080Needs a combover
>>563297170yes because the supposed strong side of the map is 0/2 after 10 minutes so lets change strategies
>>563297357nigga is a nigger (no problem with me)
>>563296653would>>563297104wouldn’t>>563297201would>>563297357would, i love play with rell players
I don't want to post my profile because I feel like it would be too tryhard ngl
>pick ivern>nigga counterpicks me with rengar>late invades me>still losesHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA EAT SHIT FAGGOT
>>563297702who do you ban when play ivern?
>>563297594>910 account>0 (zero) rankeds playedOnly one i wouldn't so far
>>563297594Cute profile!Would u2
>>563297848yi
>>563297931i used to play, but i stopped after they turned the season into multiple splits per year, it killed my motivation to play ranked.
>>563297963but it’s not hard to counter yi with ivern, it’s actually funny to see your ult boxing him and knocking him up until it kills him
>>563298230So you just play norms? I relate to that but playing norms is even loss motivating
>>563298363i got a job and reduced the number of games i play per week by 80%, i play one or two games at the end of the day when i don’t get home too tired, and the last thing i need is to come home and deal with more stress playing ranked
Tips for ADC Twisted Fate?Gneedra's opening makes me stiff as a ROCK, who the fuck is that girl? She's hot as fuck
>>563299341The biggest tip would be to not play it
>>563299398The biggest tip is the one I give your mother doe
>>563298745>>563298436
>>563299341no one here actually likes gneedra
>our jungler plays for kills>their jingler plays for objectivesGuess which team won.
>>563291237>no bel'veth>no briar>no jinx>no eve
>>563299869>monster kills aren't objectives
>>563299869Yours.
>>563299885girls don't actually masturbate it's an urban legend
Can someone give me their tip, pretty please?
>>563300067t. never had a wife
>>563300067my friend does it 4 times a day cope
>>563300181Sure, I can give you my tip and more
>>563300181Never surrender! That's my pro-tip.
>>563300181When playing Ashe on blue side, there's a spot near the enemy's tower where you can hug the wall and use E to see every single enemy campIt's a neat way to track the enemy jungler once you get prio:)
>>563300407Even your heart? >///<
>>563299341>>563299723Kill yourselves
Give me some champs that only go one rune setup no matter what. I am too lazy to change runes>>563300489Of course
>>563295748If your sister has a womb, then get off your ass and go to the nice grocer and get some strawberries and ice cream for her.
>>563300472its the same shit on redside tho
>>563300181swifties are the best boots in the game on every champion>b-but muh attack speednot important>b-b-b-but muh tenacitynot important >b-b-b-b-b-b-but the team is all adnot important
Bets?
>>563300661So what's important, then?
>>563300779tempomoving fastdodging skill shotsgetting to fights soonerescapingkiting >I need the tenacity because of Morganna bindfucking dodge it dumbass swifties are all pros and no cons
my homemade cheese...
>Riot Phrox said that people didn't like their changes so they're just going to stop doing big changes>Which can be read as only esports patches for the rest of the year>While they do nothing else and collect paychecksWhy is every riot employee a paycheck theif?
I love running to fights with my swifties to be useless there!
what will I do... without my 25% attack speed...
mmm sona boob cheese...
Having 25% attack speed is important because it means you will be alive long enough to use 3 autoattacks instead of 2 on the adc role
>swifties is le op because there is a single boots (for the most irrelevant class in the game) that's even worse!
>>563298363rango can only insta kill uyi will instakill half ur team
who called adc irrelevant? just wait until my 80 minute 7 item power spike then you'll see
>>563300909Yeah, maybe you can get away with no tenacity on the rift.
The real question is, can Briar get pregnant?Will she ever know the joy of motherhood?
>>563299869>cant turn the gold and tempo advantage of kills/assists into a winHe deserved better laners....
>>563300661i don't care. if the enemy team has fiora/camille/shaco/rengar i am going tabis
The real quetion is, can Ezreal get pregnant? Will he ever know the joy of motherhood?
Merc treads are genuinely the most useless boots in the game. Swifites arent the best (cdr is) but merc treads are almost never ever ever ever the right option.
>forgot about the battle pass>decide to do the shitty demacia minigame because it gives a few pass levels >left off on chapter 4>80 turns later and i've only gotten 2 research further and captured one baseyeah i'll just go back to ranked i guess jesus
>>563301912he's canonically FTM so yes actually
>league of niggalows general
>>563302058It was worth it for this luggs emote at leastLets me flame without typing
>>563302058Takes about 1100 turns to finish the minigame I did it on 2 accounts and got chapter 4 on a 3rd @_@
>>563299868qrd?
>>563302265Do you hate your life?
>>563302347I LOVE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS
>>563300038>>563301832Their team won. Because their jungler was actively moving around objectives, our jungler would do objectives because he happened to be around them, and we had to spamping him to do them while their jungler was opposite side. He got kills but didn't play with a team that could peel him, instead preferred to invade while already ahead in gold, and threw his lead over 1v3 chases. He got all the kills and didn't even try to carry, just walking around the map like a moving ward.
>>563301737Probably not cuz shes a stinking zombie creature that needs to eat human flesh to stop itself from rotting
>win streak>good teams>team quality degrades>lose streakMaki it less obvious :D
anyone wanna play some norms on euw?
>arab name on enemy team spotted
>>563303113ign? i can play in 5 mins
>>563303234danitho #stars
>>563303280nvm
I would main top if it wasn't for the cancerous counter-pick nature of the lane. What if I main something like Olaf doe ... That nigga surely doesn't have bad lanes
I would main top if it wasn't such a sissy role
Please top me
>>563303604Sure, but I can only top EUW/EUNE holes
>>563303636Good luck sexy
>>563303636Badger Teemo incoming
Am I the only NA player here?
>>563303636legacy skin you don't care about for a champion you don't own
would you play with me based on my emote wheel?
>>563304096I'd rape you
my back is sore lolg
I wish you could make Emote Wheel pages, and be able to choose between your emote wheels
>>563304132i don't play league of legends with rapists
>>563304465I meant IRL
>>563303701>>563303749>>563303902
vgs status?
>>563304096It's a pretty cute wheel so yesBut would YOU?
What are the best League of Legends champions to play with an inserted buttplug?
>>563305079Your wheel shows a beautiful player!! ^_^ So yes!!!I want Pout it's so good emote :C
>>563304096spam these emotes while you’re duoing with me and we’ll end up like this
>>563305173SORAKA DA OOOOOGGGGGG
>>563305173>Plug Trainer Sejuani
just shotgunned a monster while on the toilet and had the most vile protein farts. straight methane. champs for this feel?
If this kind of 50 minute fiesta is your first game of the day, do you queue up again? Or go do something else?
>>563305384Draven, maybe Jax, Tryndamere perhaps, even
>>563305270images like this and the kirara psyop youtube has assaulted me with have made me bi. champs for this feel
>>563305397>botsuo getting carried to a win he doesn't deservemust be a day ending in y
>>563305520you don't need league of legends, you need jesus
18 minutes until euw vgs!sorry for late notice I was napping
enemy jungler ganked my top and he killed both of them while I was on the other side of the map farming camps
>>563305397I've been fully converted to electrocute alistar. You can just go for more plays with it that work.Also I think his best item is zekes - you definitely want it in your build by the end.
>>563305851What's wrong with wanting to fuck a feminine twink anon? Why does the words of some nigga written 2000 years ago have any relevance to my life today? Do you seriously believe that the Christian god exists? What champs would would kills infidels in the name of allah?
>>563294021i can do more stuff just because i dont use your lame cringe positioning slop>>563300776remove the censorship
>>563300776I'm rooting for the Ashe
>>563306141>What's wrong with wanting to fuck a feminine twink anon?It's disgusting, you have a desire to put your pee stick where poo goes.>Why does the words of some nigga written 2000 years ago have any relevance to my life today?The Word is alive and has clear relevance.>Do you seriously believe that the Christian god exists?Jesus of Nazareth is the most historically testified human in all of history, there is more evidence that He exists and did what the Bible says than Julius Caesar or Aristotle, yet you don't deny they exist. To not believe is to put your head in the sand.>What champs would would kills infidels in the name of allah?Akshan is muslim coded
>>563306063I was gonna go electrocute and try to murder the lux, but I thought the bot lane in champ select was gonna be TF/Lux and not Yasuo/Lux. So I took cleanse and wanted spellbook.I like going electrocute on Alistar and Rakan for sure, you get better kill or turn angles
I need PENIS
my duo mailed me her panties
>>563305535The bot lane was some duo and the botsuo was a level 30 account, so I expected it desu
which champion would be the most pleasant to hug?
>>563306703mail her back a cup full of cum and have her film herself eat it
Jesus is coming back in 2 weeks trust
>>563306703>>563306872seconded it's the logical next step
>>563306396I wasn't saying that jesus never existed, rather that the christian god is not real. I'm gonna end this discussion here though, even for an off topic fag such as myself this is a little too irrelevant
>>563306853SONA!!
Sett is becoming real in 2 weeksIf you dont goon to and commision more porn of him and Aphelios daily then he will throw you in a pit of lava where you will burn forever while us believers go to yaoi heaven
>>563307040>jesus never existed,Jesus is the christian God.So you're not saying he didn't exist, just that he's a liar and deserved to be stoned for speaking the Truth.There exists more than 1s, 0s, and money. The Spirit exists, to deny it is not well.>>563306881Hope not, when he returns it will be with Fire.
Sett raping Alune because her powers lifted from Aphelios and he got killed in lane
wish my duo mailed me his underwear...
EUWVGS ARE ON!!!!!!lobby name: vg vs vg password: euwvgsHow do I join? Click Play -> Join Customs -> put in "vg vs vg" -> click on the lobby, you might need to refresh like 20 times for it to show -> put in the password -> ??? -> :)))
Hes going to come back to life soon trust guys hes coming back>2000 year passHes still coming...Trust...
>>563307595whats ur address
>how is loving the creator of all existence and being nice to one another relevant to my life in 2026
>>563307664that implies he came back to life in the first place
>>563307813>implying god has human sensibilities>projecting niceties>ignoring things you don't like about humans and existenceishygddt
>>563307676I wish you were my duo...
So why did the apostles go from being afraid of admit they were with Him to being willing to die for the Gospel? They were just suicidal or what? What could cause such conviction if not seeing Him rise?
>>563307650hop in everyone
hop in my veiny cock if you catch my drift
>>563308510I'm going to the casino sorry mate
>>563303828Naw.
>>563308069>implying god has human sensibilitiesReverse, I'm implying humans have His sensibilities, but project their wickedness. We were made in His image, not He in ours.
>>563308510im super tired sorry
>>563307650+1!
I am fucking sick of it all>get griefed by useless cumrags in soloq>go take a pee>at least my shower that I washed and scrubed yesterday will be smelling nice>smells like my stanky post-workout musk just because I took ONE singular shower after cleaningI AM JUST SICK OF IT ALL!I am gonna let off steam by smurfing. You can't stop me and neither can Riot! See you on the rift! I will violate lows on Summoner's Rift! That's what I'll do!
>>563308569I'd rather hop on
are we still being gay
>>563309140so it seems
I'm gay 24/7
I'm only gay on saturday
>>563307650couldnt get the last one so lobby stays up until more people get on
game 1
we need a ninja girl with big boobs, i'm tired of flat ninjas
we got some dick debates going on here
we need a ninja boy with a big dick
>>563310105Shockblade Qiyana
>>563310346>qiyana>big boobs
>>563310701Yes?
>>563310296Shen's cock is the stuff of legends
>>563310797lmao
kill yourself if you play zac top
>>563309889nvm vgs are cancelled
>>563311635tfw i just logged in
I play AD tf, Zac, and Vayne top. Enjoy getting pounded while your jungler laughs at you sissyboy
I play Darius ADC I enjoy getting pounded
My last gameEnjoy the pounding Garen sissy hahahhahahAHAHAHAHAH YOUR WHOLE TEAM WATCHED YOU TAKE IT LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL #rapemeleetoplaners
I will host vgs tomorrow at 8pm again then a week or two break.
*the door to your bedroom slowly opens with a soft creak while the hallway light gently reveals the silhouette that was in the shadows*
>>563312291and then she pulls out her thick throbbing Gock
>>563312072>Darius adc*kites your bussy*
goofy aah baldurs gay rework
>>563306853morgana
I went to the toilet to pee and stretched strangely while sitting to get some toilet paper since I had ran out and I just fucked my shoulder so bad I can't even play league any morehahahahahhahahahaa nice old man life, inshallah I die asap
>>563312291what sett skin is???
im old too sometimes i go pee and the skin is stuck and the pee goes three ways full force
>>563312759just pee in your piss jug, dudeyou DO have a piss jug, right?
>>563312369oh no
>there are anons ITT without a shit bucket
>>563312587you pee sitting down?
>>563313009yes, because I am so fucking old that there's a chance shit might come flying out if I pee so I have to sitany way, shoulder is suddenly fine so I am back in queue
>There will only be one (1) champion released this year>There will be zero (0) champions released next yearWhy does Riot hate Support players ???
>>563313141grim...
>>563313190>they will only release 1 champ this year>it will be shit>it will still be a better year for champs than the last 5 years because its only introducing 1 shitty flop instead of 5
>>563313190There's too many champions as it is. Riot's making up for that period where they released a new champ every two weeks.
I HATE ALL THOSE BOTS ARGH
a dodge,a remake,and then a ragequitit's saturday, alright.
Last friday night (yeah we danced on tabletops) niggas made sure to come online n cry about they fat mexican lover luhmaooo
NO FUCKING PROBLEM.
>>563289924How on fucking Runeterra are Aurora and Qiyana trans coded? They're yep of the hottest/most feminine champions despite their god awful personalities. Heck, being toxic bitches make the fact that they're biologically female more believable.
NO FUCKING PROBLEM!
NO FUCKING PROBLEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>563313190Is Yunara the only one who didn't flopped lmao?
Some league, maybe mudcake laterno mic for now cuz tiredttv gn___ra
>>563314109Yeah, I guess the secret was making a normal adc without any bullshit gimmicks
>Every mayhem game 2+ people are ff spamming off cooldown even if were 20 kills upMayhem players are kinda demoralized...Or maybe its just my matchmaking.
>>563314295Who is the girl in the background?
>>563313190If anything, they should take this time of not making new champs to rework the existing ones, and improve items and runes.
>>563314295...I shouldn't do Lucian dirty like that... but those chocolate milkers are just...
Would anyone be intrested in watching mayhem streams or nah.I probably wont voice because i have a really ugly voice that people compare to nails on a chalkboard.
>>563314704i would rather listen to a grating voice than a mute stream
>>563314410PinkPantheress, you MUST listenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFWXqLSr4ZM
>>563314810Na I'm just gonna jerk off, thanks gayboy
>>563314109As much as you guys hate her here: Mel wasn't a flop either. Her skin was one of the most bought skins in China - they love her over there !
>>563315359that's because black people are like unicorns over there
next Ixtal female when?
I LOVE BROWN WOMEN
>>563316240shut up neeko
Briar is nothing but a statchecker that mechanically unskilled players abuse to reach a rank where they don't belong.
>open thread>no ontopic bullshit>just pure, unfiltered quality shitposts
>>563316240shut up lux
behead enchanter players
we know
>>563315359i thought they hated black people?
HAHAHAHAHA HAHAH AH AHA H AH
>Be plat>All enemy plat>2 allies are silver>Check their op.gg >40% winrate silver >They turbo feed as expectedThe matchmaking isn't even subtle with what its doing.
we hate briar here, move on
>Be platu are shit
>>563316467James Charles build
>>563316860still would
>>563316674>one champion this year>it's a m*le
I'm silver!
How does decay in diamond work in s16? How often and how hard?
>>563316307true
>>563317413I'm close but i haven't played in a week
>>563317503so hard you're becoming a full time emerald enjoyer, welcome in the club
>>563317697Close to what?
>>563316307I don't know, I watch that one challenger Briar one trick on Youtube and it seems like there's a lot more to her than that
>>563317834silver
>>563317503You need to play four times a month in Diamemehttps://support-leagueoflegends.riotgames.com/hc/en-us/articles/4405783687443-Placements-Promotions-Series-Demotions-and-Decay
>>563317834Transitioning
>>563317819>inSMD latrinx niggalow
KALISTA IS SUCH A DOGSHIT CHAMP KIIIIIIILLL YOURSELVES PROS FOR RUINING ITAND NIGGER BALANCE TEAMKYS
>>563318021>didn't get the "in da club" refzoomerfuck haha
so fortiche studio did make the Noxus cinematic but the demacia one miles worse that the ones from 2016
>>563318362hahaha you are old and bad at the game KWAB
>>563318362You're gen z if you are under 30 right now. Are you telling us you're over 30 and still on here?
I'm 30 and a virgin
>presses r>misses giant abilities>right clicks you to death>nothing you can do about itwhat the FUCK were they thinking? inexcusably tahm-tier dogshit design
know the loombe the stone
>>563318585Same and I won't tell anyone who I am
>>563318657forgot image but you should be able to tell who it is nonetheless
>>563318665My wife!
uh... oh... sisters? i...
>what if we made a jungler that can instantly gank you with 0 counterplay whatsoever>oh and you cant peel because spellshield>oh and the cc is point and click and unavoidablebut somehow we complain about yuumi
>im a 30 year old virginHow?My bodycount was in 3 digits by the time i was 16
>>563319274fem yordles doesn't count
>>563319103justice
>>563316075jesus christ...
im jealous of si17, having so many people obsessed with you must be nice...
briar won
>>563319103noticingdoes this make them better or worse friends seeing both got nuked?friendship forever
>>563319103>>563319571>>563319785Did Drew Levin do this?
>>563319952Can someone @Drew Levin and get his response unironically
>>563320090A huge drop like that shouldn't happen with decay alone, right? I can't bother to check the match history for lose streaks either, but if the rank directly got reassigned then it's possible someone manually did it, or at least someone from Riot checked the reports.
>>563314408People are tired of 20+ minute aram games.
>>563319705i've been there and its not
>>563320336the acc got reset to the exact point where he started getting boostedchecked match history but i can't see anything ban worthy, i think the person who boosted him was hit by a ban and they pulled every other account the booster interacted withunless it was account sharing or something, but that implies there are multiple people playing on the same account regularly
>>563320716There is no more beating the boosted accusations now, that's for sure. It was about time even.
>>563314408>even if were 20 kills upstupid motherfucker it is an aram, you are the same person that would write "its just an aram" when you see someone flaming but somehow have 0 understanding that if someone is not having fun in the for fun mode that they dont want to be there to stoke the ego of a nuts role mel or 20k hp tank for 30 fucking minutes because every ff vote is declined and the enemy team keeps killing themselves in fountain against an open nexus. YOU people ruined the game
>>563321031explodes
>>563246649>>563247061what if... this is the last slut17 post we see?
I reported him to Drew thank god justice was made
>>563321246Not yet, Diamond is still too high.
BWAHAHAHAH NOT EVEN DECAY THIS FUCKER GOT HIS ELO TAKEN AHAHAHAHAHAAH LOOOOL
>>563321594Kek, what a pathetic subhuman
>>563319103>>563319571wait what how does this happen genuinely? Did they get reported for boosting and got sent to d1 or something?
>>563321737most likely thats what happened
>>563319103drew levin got the call
time to demote again, i'm so excited
>>563321737>how does this happenaccount got manually investigatedeither received too many tickets or someone with rioter connection got himor maybe it was drew on twitter or something
OK I BELIEVE JESUS IS REAL NOW THANK GOD FOR KILLING THAT SERATRANNY VERMIN GOD BLESS YOU INSHALLAH WALLAHI
>>563321873based demoter
>>563321594t-they get a refund on the boosts r-right?
I kept sending random tickets about SI17 lmao I didn't think they would do anything about it sorry man I don't like you
>>563321873It's the weekend, don't do it bro...
>>563318516I'm 30 in two weeks
Gamers it's over. What tag should I change it to that still has a similar ring?
let's be real here its probably one of the boosters with fresh and botted accounts that got cucked and seratranny got hit by the recoil lmaoo get fucked trannyboy
>>563322335my nigga. This Popper has motivated me to do my leg workout today
FUCK I CANT WAIT FOR THAT TRANNY TO WAKE UP THINKING HIS LITTLE STREAMING CAREER WAS PICKING UP BEING A CHALLENGER SERAPHINE BACK TO A D1 LOSER WITH THE MMR ALL FUCKED OVER AND WITH A 2 WEEK BAN PROBS HAHAAHAHAHAHAH
>>563323221What happened? Genuinely curious.
>>563322732Taliyahs9thBF#cuck
>>563323472>>563323472>>563323472
>>563322186Both teams have the same chances to have weekend creatures but you are the only constant, so you have more chances to be the difference for your team.