Megoomi Tensay Edition Previous summoning: >>563212875 Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk. -DELTARUNE CHAPTER 1-4>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1671210/DELTARUNE/>https://deltarune.com -The Old Game>https://undertale.com-The Old Game's Demo>https://undertale.com/demo -The New Game's Progress>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/>https://deltarune.com/#news>https://web.archive.org/web/20240815033908/http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqn3p9 -Merch>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/undertale>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/deltarune -Books>https://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk (Undertale Artbook)>https://pastebin.com/hLxHi0a0 (Legends of Localization - Undertale) -Extra Content>https://undertaleqa.tumblr.com>https://undertale.com/alarmclock>https://deltarune.com/sweepstakes/ -Text Dumps & Screenshots>https://pastebin.com/WG9u1fvH -Fanart Archives>https://pastebin.com/g2JqH6Ba>https://utg.vidya.pics/ -Recommendbin>https://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6 -Writebins>Current: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZaYVvltQ_Rmf-ggszf1bwmYDW2NUcfpTYU7JzfyMhVE>Old: https://writebin.surge.sh -Comicbin>https://pastebin.com/UJpBYSEE -Fangamebin>https://archive.is/iSiFg -/vg/ League team>https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//utg/ -Wanna change the font?>https://rentry.org/utg-font -/utg/ Canvases>Current: https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87053155-3065-5834>Previous: https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87031452-9445-6936>Current: https://magma.com/d/3B5chWd0Vh>Previous: https://magma.com/d/QiFH9rWyRh -Pippins Wiki>https://utg-pippins-ocs.neocities.org -Thread Template (paste the current whiteboard links)>https://pastebin.com/rTN8SxAw
>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 3?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
If you think about it Toby is the Robert Kirkman of quirky indie RPGs
>>563262194>anon just finished watching invincible
im playing kingdom hearts 2
>>563262271A MEANINGLESS EFFORT
>>563262194They might both love cuckoldry, but at least Asgore doesn’t have to apologize for Toriel aborting his child.
>>563262234Nule
>>563262062>pays $4.98 instead like an evil boy
*graffitis toby*
>>563262648>DUMB GAMEHoly shit, has been trying to tell us something since all those years back??
gaster is whatever the opposite of a pedophile is
>>563263179Papyrus is a pedophile?
>>563263232Canonically, his standards don't include being an adult
>>563263179He's into GILFs
FAVE IS PAINI HATE
i miss Moro
If Fave chopped you up in a meat grinder, and the only thing left was your eyeball, you're probably dead.
>>563262648Only devstalker/tobyfag post to ever make me laugh or even smile
>>563262194Who is the Negan of Deltatale, and why is it MTT
Monstaheim 511
Fave was on the love tropics logs
>>563262648https://youtu.be/ILkhI262wBEImagining Sebastian Wolff and John Coyote doing this to a picture of Toby and Temmie
>yeah, if something goes against what I think, I simply don't read it
>>563264550Ironically Samurai Jack dealt with similar themes of violence as Undertale
*cums*
>>563264550YOUFOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>563264698Mettaton as. Himself.
>>563262062I DON'T NEED A TV ANYMORE! SPAMTON IS HERE, AND HE I ADORE!
>Japanese rhythm games get Undertale characters as is including Sans>Non-Japanese rhythm game only gets Undertale costumes excluding Sans
>>563265443he cares more about the western fanbase and doesn't want the character to be degraded in their eyeshe gives the japs the consumerist slop they deserve because he knows they have less soulvery wise tobysama
>>563265665>Fanfiction magic occurs but Shadow ends up with Asriel and Asgore ends up with Maria
How does Noelle walk with hooves?
>>563266038Very loudly
>>563266095I wouldn't hire her for any stealth mission then
>>563266238Is there any Underrune who could actually nail a stealth mission besides Undyne?
>>563266324sans
>>563266238It's only fair to warn her victims of their impending icy death.
>>563266324The same Undyne who alternates between running around in the loudest armor ever and screaming at the top of her lungs at the slightest opportunity?
I love fish
>>563266324The old man is fairly stealthy when he feels like it
*autistically shoves phone in your face*https://youtube.com/shorts/qRrF0UWkq6M?si=tl6B04tjJcVzVw24
>>563267238erm how is it long and boring if it's a SHORT bus ride????????
>>563267591stuck in a time loop
>>563267680but it lookslikeher
>>563267238>?si=
>>563267591Hey if you’re so smart, how did you get on the retard ride with the rest of us?>>563267797Youtube shorts don’t work when you remove that unfortunately
>>563266503yeah, the same one who can just straight up turn invisible during her chase scenes to ambush you
>>563267903>Youtube shorts don’t work when you remove that unfortunatelyNvm figured it out
>>563268614And then Susie has a strange vivid dream where she's in another world as a kid again and her name actually is Suzy and also everyone is underground
>>563268614>>563268731What if her name is Suzy and she's just too dumb to realize that's how her parents spelled it on her birth certificate
>>563269535Her birth name is Siouxsie because her parents were goth back in the day.
*cracks knuckles*who's the toughest guy in these threads?
>>563269662I'm more a fan of Deadly Premonition, Isn't that right Zach?
I beat Cave Story for the first time. Cute game.
>>563269774why, that would be me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auEpnHUjDp4
>>563269774I own the keys to this yard
>>563270162But have you got the milkshake to bring all the boys there?
has thread healed from the latest meltie?
good day boys
what if we all crowded around this guy >>563267238and looked at shorts on his feed all day
>>563270505that's my cue to leave
>>563270578nooo man come on i just got here don’t leave me all alone
>>563270578you keep saying that, but you never actually leave
>>563270441No, you'll have to use those healing potions you've been hoarding the last 60 hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xT0puCcvHZU
>>563262271i’m playing metal gear solid 2
>>563270139sex https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8MwH0j-D14
im so sleepy...
youre so sleepy...
>>563270840And I'm finally awake
>>563270710i'm gonna level with you: i wouldn't trust any potion i would find in the /utg/-dungeon.the label says "Potion of healing" but it does not disclose its actual effects but it's not clear, and i don't want to find out what flavor of death these come in.that's like walking around in a shady club with way-too-loud music walking around with an uncovered drink.
>>563271161I don't think I'd touch anything in the /utg/ dungeonEven placing your unprotected hand on a wall would put your wellbeing at risk
>>563271404/utg/ is a dungeon.who is its dungeon boss?does it protect a treasure?someone get berdlyfag to make a game about this.
Who here actually rode on the short bus?
Fave realized that other anon was right. Fave was behind on the series "Invincible" and is currently catching up.
>>563271637On the Pacifist Route, the final boss is an amalgamate of all the pillars, trapped in an endless spergout. Upon defeat, you can either spare it in an act of cruel mercy or excise the autism to set all the souls free. On the Genocide Route, the final boss is a projection of Toby's spirit, reshaping /utg/ in accordance with its ultimate vision. Defeating it unlocks the Canon Stone. You can either seize it for yourself, making your headcanon the ultimate one, but the power is too much for you, so it grows bloated and distorted, engorging all of /utg/. Alternatively, you can destroy it, leaving /utg/ a dead and barren husk.
>>563272636Not gonna lie this goes a leeeeetle hard
What do the notable poster's side quest look like?
>>563269774Me!
>>563273039Oh wait, hold on a second *blows into thumb*
>>563273148ME!
>>563272636we need a soulchart for /utg/i propose:>anchor-people (patience - impulsivity)>tasque (perseverance - spite)>doomer (kindness - cruelty)
>>563273004I punched a deer in the face when I was in the woods berore
>>563272636kino image it's actually kind of scary. also post help1.png
great
>>563273616>the three types of poster in krautworld>doomer, tasque and pippinsposteri wonder what the thread looks like with krautvision
i just want the game to be over so i can just play something else im so tired of deltarune it doesnt mean anything to me anymore
>>563274316>krautvisionthey're nightmare goggleswell, technically they're just glasses.
>>563273839
Time for an announcement.Straight people, yesterday evening, 10 PM!
cancel Deltarune
>>563274862>missed it againcrud.
greet
im so doomerpilled rn
If you don't reset every time you get hit in a battle you have only experienced 25% of Undertale and Deltarune
Working with the clerk of an electronics shop to help Asgore find the most suitable replacement for his phone after an incident in which he was wiggling his tail so furiously at all the complements I was showering upon him for making such delightful blueberry muffins that it slid out of his pocket onto the floor, and although we found a model specifically designed to be tough enough for monster claws he remains so cautious of accidentally scratching it that he insists I handle its touchscreen operation for at least a week (luckily he had a landline at Flower King that meant he'd only need help at home, but his carefulness proved quite cumbersome during the extended call with his friend Alphys as he elected to hold it within his palm as one would a newborn throughout the entirety of her gushing about a new show they were watching together [I was happy to massage his wrists on the condition he started using it normally afterwards]). Lovingly yet thoroughly washing Asgore's face after pleading to let him help paint our bedroom, all while taking extra care to avoid getting any pet shampoo in his eyes or allowing even a single inch of his ears to be missed (even the smallest droplets took quite a while, but on the bright side I got to blow dry him off afterwards while enjoying how uniquely soft and fluffy his golden mane becomes compared to the white fur first-hand). Sitting comfortably in Asgore's arms as he gives me another lesson on the casting of fire magic with his hands cupping mine to maintain a small ball of flame, but after he releases the blaze into a little puff of smoke for my own attempt we find yet again that the sparks are unforthcoming (after a few more futile attempts he gently brushes with the idea that perhaps the arcane arts are simply not my "thing", but as he braces for an emotional response I reach up to give either side of his fluffy chin some light scratches with the addition of cheerful thanks for having tried so hard to teach me despite it all)
>>563273004Of the ones I know enough of:>NumbersA strange silly creature having an endless tea party in the middle of nowhere. Presents no danger whatsoever, but there is no obvious option to leave or escape, so sequences keep repeating again and again. Acting and attacking produce nearly identical reactions. You have to solve a meta puzzle to get out.>KrautSelf-crowned king of the local dump that wants you to get rid of the "undesirables" so that he can be safe in his "kingdom". If you actually do this, he will be upset that you killed all of his friends. The right thing to do is to side with the "undesirables", making both sides happy. >Doomer and TasquefagA homeless gypsy and a mad goblin that keeps bothering him. Taking the latter's side eventually results in a bullet hell-type fight during which the goblin turns on you eventually. Taking the former side results in the gypsy being possesse by the goblin, also turning on you and giving you an even harder bullet hell-type fight. The Pacifist option is to do anything in your power to keep them apart.>CoLA broken robot that fancies himself a painter but lacks the required parts to finish his only work. Demands that you bring him what he needs to finally be an artist. Once you do, it has an unexpected effect: he realizes the real problem is not with his work, but with the world, and in order to be satisfied he needs to "adjust" the world to be exactly like his painting. There is no harmless way out of this one, and this interaction hardwires you into one of two endings.
>>563275646You remind me of tasquefag melties or yesterday.just a wall of text.
>>563275732i find his posts have a rather calming effect.i don't read them but just seeing that he's made another wall of text about his fave brings me great joy.
>>563275707These are great
>>563275868i've never read them.he gives homosexual energies.i prefer coal.
numbers blundersnumbers mumblesnumbers plunders
listening to sad songs rn for some reason idk why
krissu
>>563275886Thanks, tried my best
>>563276358why are you sad, tiny faggot of the /utg/?
>>563276434>Kris pops his collar>00's club rap starts playing out of nowhere
>>563276465idk, am just in some mood i guess
I hate farting, I fart too much. Said fave
>>563276434kris I wish>>563276516I would link some if I knew any
>>563276434he did that, and Noelle jumps him inmediately
>>563275868cant tell if i respect the hustle of writing to a audience of nobody but or think its kinda patheticprobably both
>>563276521well, let me supply with the followingmusic:>https://youtu.be/5smBu2wVnSQand some cock because you've been a good boy:>https://youtu.be/XHe2Mbci5YI
>>563275868>about his faveYou absolute fucking retard…
>>563276623the "I'm not a cute twink" dysphoria hit pretty hard today and I'm still recovering
>>563276763>https://youtu.be/XHe2Mbci5YIfucking LOL, thanks for sharing :D
>>563276785elaborate vagueboy
>>563276831
>>563276623>I would link some if I knew anyHere's a classichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxBSyx85Kp8
>>563276946>vagueYou don’t know what that word means. The offtopic shitposter spams offtopic drivel, go look at any one of his posts
>>563277049okay vagueboy, whatever you say vagueboy
>>563277002>>563277040https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAdJUW-MgDY
>>563277049if that's offtopic then what does ontopic look like to you
>>563276785>go look at any one of his posts>very first sentence>Working with the clerk of an electronics shop to help Asgore???
Asgore is so ass and gore that he becomes offtopic by simply existing!!!!!!!!!
>>563276831well, i was always sure that dysphoria is a faggot's disease, the only difference is that you don't want to cut off your cock.i am glad you realize you aren't a boy anymore and that your body reflects the challenges you faced.if things remained the same, there would be no growth and without growth, we regress.
I've written a small bit of smut about Berdly in this thread before but I'm not gonna pretend like I can see him willingly having sex within the decade if he can help itIt's like how you can't imagine Sonic The Hedgehog jerking off—like, how would he even do it, what would he think about or say?
>>563277379>without growth, we regrassyum yum
>>563277460>how would he even do it, what would he think about or say?just think about the first time you had sex
>>563277460>It's like how you can't imagine Sonic The Hedgehog jerking offi think you could easy if you loved him and were obsessed with him enough, that's the metric here
>>563277239
>>563277527>Berdly can't get an erection>Gets embarrassed>Has to spend the rest of the time reassuring the girl he finds her attractive while she cries
>>563277471the saying is: Gleichschritt ist Rückschritt.it means to communicate that if things stay at the same pace, if things remain as hard or as big as you are, you will fall apart, you will become comfortable and all you have will rot away.
>>563277637
>>563277720Please don't post about my sex life.
If Papyrus had an Invincible War Talent Agent would be the one that gets eaten first
>>563277941the fuck is enby
>>563277941
>>563276358I'm genuinely intrigued if tulpamancing is a real thing and not some shitpost from /x/ and the only thing stopping me from going full schizo is that limbless peridot incident. I already fucked up my love for field of hopes and dreams from using it as my 7 am alarm. I don't wanna ruin fave for me.
>>563278045It's Kris's middle name, did you not play the game or something?
>>563277941>>563278062>>563278045enby=nb=non binary
A Papyrus Pow Wow should be focused on every alternate having fell into the moral thinking of one of his influences—Flowey's inadequacy, sans' pragmatism, Mettaton's incoherence, or Undyne's relatively proportionate sense of justice towards traitors to monsterkind turned all the way into eugenicist zealotry—this of course could not happen without severe outside influence to say the least, but I'll leave the entity responsible vague.
>>563278181it depends on what you consider "a real thing" and how you interpret it. but it's a real enough thing. and you'd probably be fine. but you should probably only do it if you really really felt like you should
NB stands for Never BallinBecause Kris will never ballin
>>563278397oh, so its stupid.
>>563278652>Didn't play Chapter 4
>>563278707That was Susie we have still yet to see Kris ballin
>>563278397Futuristic tracksuit Krisp is excellent
>>563278749
>>563278397>>563278846>>563279139
>>563261931Hooman!
>>563279174oh, its transvestite hours.
>>563279174>>563279218
>>563278749>we have still yet to see Kris ballinhttps://youtu.be/3SVTt5oc34g?t=225Kris can throw balls accurately
>>563279342look, idiot.if you are a man in a dress you get to offend my eyes, and i get to call you what you are.you're a faggot but more precisely you're a transvestite.if you're a man in a dress but get hard from the thought of wearing it, you are gynophillic, if you wear a dress, get hard but you are mad that you are hard, then you are a tranny.and if you try to be as obnoxious as you can be about wearing a dress as a man, then you are either doomer or a drag queen.
>>563279429>kris is good at throwing because he used to play with dess and she was obviously the batterhow did i not think about that before now?
>>563279548
>>563279174>>563279342>>563279548
>>563279663are you part of the "tee hee skirt goes *swish swish*"-crowd?
>>563279697>>563279845
>>563279903i take that as a yes, mister rugburn legs.
>>563279548>>563279845
>>563279697>>563279903dresses & skirts seem like they must be really nice to wear
>>563279969Bear in mind he was complaining about the thread being off topic just before this lmao
>>563279548Why can't that be FemKris?
>>563279969it could disagree, it could admit to truth, it chose silence.and silence is a form of admission.
i wanna have sex with kris
>>563280080
>>563280098because they insist on enby, not on "hey this is femkris" but "this is ambiguous kris wearing a skirt" because its for self-inserting troons.people could mathematically argue there is a 50/50 chance that there could be man-parts under that skirt, but with the defensive faggotry, i am 100% sure that people that post this are just pre-troon faggots.i think the troons call these "eggs"
>>563280292
>>563280080>>563280292>>563280480>>563280217you ever wanna look like someone and bang them at the same time
>>563280309>i am 100% sure that people that post this are just pre-troon faggots.When you have no empathy I'm sure other people's actions seem strange or confusing, but you don't have to be trans to not hate trans people.
>>563280540/tttt/ is that way
>>563280683Why would I want to go there?
>>563280309Just ignore them and imagine it's FemKris like I do.
>>563280519Personally, I just find Krisp's many forms very adorable
>>563280540what does compassion have to do with this?is it that you really want compassion or is it that you just want me to blow sunshine up your ass so you don't feel shame?your actions and choice of words are not strange to me.they're wrong.i know they are wrong, i know they evade truth by using evasive language because truth hurts you like the sun hurts a vampire.this is why you demand "compassion", because you think it would protect you from said truth.i am not nice to liars.
>>563280519>>563280834they are very adorkable
If toby fox is alright with trans people then so I am
The thing I'm not okay with is the fictional character policing Tbh it makes every conversation about Kris the same fucking thing no matter where you are
>>563281009
>>563281134The policing is chuds insisting Kris is cisgender based on nothing but their own feelings.
>>563281320
>>563281134>toby - in a stroke of genius - makes the main character whatever you want>troons be like:"NO!, KRIS IS NOT A HE!, THEY'RE A BITCHLESS ENBY AND THEIR SKIRT GOES SWISH SWISH!!!!"
I don't think Carol is the caller with the creepy giygas noise, mainly because I think it'd be really stupid if it was just a normal person using a voice filter and speaking in stilted sentences to make themselves more mysterious to someone they're conspiring with and believed to be aloneI feel the same thing for the Knight being any normal Lightner who just puts on a suit of armor that can just do that
>>563281134This is also why Krisp is the perfect character to use to trigger people on both aisles
>>563281596
>>563281841
>>563281635>Kris can be anything you want>But don't you dare put HIM in a skirt!!!You're such a silly billy sometimes
ANYWAY: some of this thread need to stop pretending and finally tell us they're taking estrogen.we're hecking proud of your affiliation to suicide cults.
>>563281696I had a theory that perhaps the Knight was Kris' phone itself, but that doesn't quite work since Kris does keep his phone when the Knight appears. It can still be Dess' phone, perhaps - something that can make calls and that has enough Dess' information to falseflag as the real Dess.
>>563281635>>toby - in a stroke of genius - makes the main character whatever you wantDid you miss the very first cutscene?
>>563282008men don't wear skirts, sillier william.
>>563281928Apel
>>563282113you got what you wanted, though.problem being that IT doesn't want you.that's a poetic tragedy in a way.
>>563281928>>563282223I don't post stuff like this to rile them up but it is pretty funny seeing the chuds crash out at the most banal shit.
>>563282381okay, troon.
>>563282381>spoilerPosting fave truly is the most horrid crime
>>563282545this is not faveposting.it's (YOU) posting, disguised as such.
>>563282280What I wanted was to control my vessel, but no one can choose who they are in this world so I was forced to control Kris. Kris is a character with an identity separate from my own and part of that is Kris being non-binary.
Do you think Chapter 5 will introduce any new Evil Cwitters for Krautsie to ceaselessly avatarfag as
>>563282381>>563282545
>>563282749
>>563282381>banal
>>563282749>>563282823g2g to bed soonhave a good day anons
>>563283083You too anon, was fun posting
>>563282689to bring this back to actual game discussion and leaving the angry faggotry at the door:i actually think there will be a chance for us to control our own vessel.however: i believe we will not get to have it in the good route.we think of kris' interventions as disruptive, when we can't even follow them through or know its full intentions.i think kris stops us both because he fears what we do and the things he does are prophetic in a way because he knows the trajectory ahead and if we were to cut them out of our game, things will go south VERY bad.what will happen if kris doesn't slash toriel's tire in ch2? what would happen to our dialogues if kris no longer changes what we say to stop us from being mean? because that's what kris does more often than other things.to get our own vessel means we get rid of kris, because i think he needs us in a way not only to function in the prophecy but also to function entirely as much as we need him to be corporeal.but if we push just a little further and do something of consequence, kris might consider hurting himself real bad or might even destroy himself so that we cannot abuse his vessel to do what we are about to do.remember all the dialogues about his hand disappearing. maybe its not just his hand.
>>563283083don't forget to take your titty skittles, freak.
I haven't seen such nuclear seethe fro kraut in a while what even set him off so bad in the first place
>>563283439>freakheh
Does anyone care about Kris's gender that isn’t using it as a backdoor for shipping yumyums
>>563283674Nigga who cares, use your filters
>>563283861it's not supposed to be known and if it were known, i wouldn't care all that much.it's-a-me now.wahoo.
yaha wah yah wahooo yayayayyayayayyaya yayayayyayayayyaya haha!
krautkraut is close to being on the streets
>>563283674either numbers or asgorefag faveposting apparentlybest ignore regardless
>>563284067whoremotherhomelessyourdadfucksdeaddeernarcissist-pilled.
>>563284171Goatplaps win again
gotescord LOST
>>563284409what did they lose?
gotescore? gote scored.
>>563284492Dess nuts lmao
I don't understand how people can be fans of a game that's been out for over 7 years and still not understanding/pretending to not understand that Kris isn't a self insert character. If you don't like non-binary people that's fine because the game isn't asking you to "be" one or even like one. Kris is presented as a creepy weirdo and is working against us a lot of the time.
>>563284054LETSDOEEEThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OOATVsT3LM
unbelievable world record goatposter W
Award-winning boy
It is very normal for a self insert character to attack you with a hockey stick
I don't understand "people" who claim to be fans of a game that's been out for over 7 years and still start pointless arguments on monsterchan to try desperately start a conversation about themselves using the game as a pretense
ENCHANTED goatlover thread and game VICTORY
haha, Kris! you are raping my daughter.
I don't understand people who click "Post" too early
>>563284597everything that is not binary better fucking be hexadecimal or is fucking tertiary.anyhow: people with agendas will always destroy something neutral and make it their own thing.people that say kris is a boy are wrong, people that say kris is a girl are wrong, but people that say kris is non-binary have an agenda to push.they will insist on really retarded personal shit like painted fingernails or skirts.you know that the person that insists on such garbage strongly affiliates with it themself. it is not a self-evident truth but a way to put oneself in it.and one could argue and call it budding transexuality.
>>563284916but if we aren't kris who are we?
>>563284597I don't self insert as Seam and I still view him as a guy
>>563285195A homosexual
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>>563285096get used t
>>563262071>Speak.
>>563285120The "agenda" I'm pushing is the literal text of the game. Why else would a non self-insert character use singular they/them pronouns?
>goatbro W>enhanced goatbro W>superior goatbro W>mastercrafted goatbro W>grandmaster goatbro Wyep yep, it's W
okay i'll stop spamming W now, i think i got my point across
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z106ivst-50
hey guys!
Sitting on a park benchEyeing little faves with bad intent
W pippinsW diceW fujoW foid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvS0TGFI54w
>>563285120Kris is a genderfluid demi-girl
>>563287182Genrefluid demigod
>>563287182They're nonbinary.
>>563267238i really enjoy your posts
I hate how chapter 5 is literally done but we have to wait 6 months for console fags. I hate consoles so god damn much.
mah favorite console is the DS Lite
fave likes to put their drawing tablet stylus between their teeth and pretend it's a cigar
>>563287289Genderfluid falls under the nonbinary umbrella, duh
I'm Black Sans.
>>563288295I like you =)
>>563289306>smelly armpit post
Gendersolid?Gendergas?GenderPLASMA?!
>armpitadded to my filter
>>563289306Art like this is weird because in-game Susie is only 20% bigger than Kris.
>>563289539Nigalovania...
>>563286712Tails no!
>>563290013True, but the size difference is one of my favorite headcanons
>>563290013That's just because of the resolution Kris is actually only 20% of Susie's height
>>563290013Spamton is actually only like a few inches shorter than Kris but everyone draws him as a tiny gremlinFlowey is also surprisingly large for a flower
>>563290468That's just because of the resolution Spamton is actually only 2% of Kris's height
>>563290792>rejected Spamton battle concept where he invades Kris' bloodstream and you need to recruit Ambyu-Lances to help you before he gets to the brain
What if fave made homemade pina coladas yesterday and fave drank too much too fast and the coldness of the ice hurt his teeth and then his teeth still hurt the next day
>>563291373I'd tell them to get a better drink, pina coladas sucks
peeny colada
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NFebA3sTcg
>>563291534
Chapter 5 boss will be a Darkner projection of Asgore’s personal demons which resembles the king he was in Undertale. He felt bound by his duty to do unspeakable things there. It became a burden. He just wanted his family.Asgore will be turned into a meek little flower, a Flowey analogue, and he will be “trapped in asylum,” imprisoned by his trauma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cl_qRt2KNwA
I'm done getting groceries.eating a nogger right now.how's /utg/ doing?
>>563292489>racism
>>563291834I mean it's not as bad as a rum and coke... I just prefer different cocktails
chara has the fattest ass in undertale
>>563292675I actually like rum and coke even more than pina coladas so I guess faith has decided that you and me are gonna be mortal enemies
>>563292734
>>563292734and the fattest cock
Ok is there some assmad janny on our case, I checked last thread and this is like the 3rd or 4th time all posts got wiped very recently
>>563293448It's weird because mass post-archival thread wipes seemingly never even ban anyone, so they're functionally completely useless and only serve the purpose of making people open b4k to read through it
>>563292734Frisk has a fatter ass.
>>563293448A thread before that one got spammed intensely too, and barely anything got done about that.
>>563292814It's just that the cola ruins the rum you know? However coke mixed with an amaretto? That's a cocktail I can get behind, pornstar martinis are also pretty good even if I prefer my liquor to be straight, nothing beat wine though
>>563293612there has to be a reason they do it>>563293687are people reporting the spam when it happens? I dont think enough people are. please report and ignore, i beg of ye all
>>563293346Nice
>>563293773I sure did
https://files.catbox.moe/ezjy0n.pngopen
>>563294023what if penis
>>563293764not to defend the goatfag, but you don't buy the good rum to mix it with coke.you chill or mix bad alcohols to make them palateable and because we have a lot of that, bartenders make money to make picky drinkers happy.
>>563293448I'm a total retard but isn't that because our favorite taiwanese sandal carving forum's shoestring budget can't afford to clog up the server space?
it's frisk with stinky feet
>>563262194More like Robert Quirkman
>>563294117>our favorite taiwanese sandal carving forum's shoestring budget can't afford to clog up the server space?maybe these bozos shouldn’t have allowed so many AIsloppa generals littered across the site
There are no homosexual characters in Deltarune. You can’t name even one.
>>563294475You take that back
>>563294532noelle holiday (transitional)
Every fictional character is bisexual until explicitly stated otherwise and even if stated otherwise you can still make them bisexual in sexy pornz because only terminal autists care about you doing that
>>563294532EXCUSE ME
>>563294735PROCEEDABLE>>563294690no, every gay character is gay.every "straight" character is bisexual and EXPLICITLY straight people are basically supposed to be the victim of tragedy and deserve it.i think the only family where that doesn't apply is the (((cattenheimers)))
>>563294532the player
>>563294690Not that this is only for fictional characters, you'll be heartbroken realising that most men don't like other men
dsiɹʞ
>>563295328Surely most men can at least appreciate a twink? I don't buy a >40% rate of heterosexuality
>>563295328men hate one another men loudly and themselves silently.
>>563296034speak for yourself
>>563295969i heard statistically, the gay community has reached market saturation with femboys and generally submissives in their dating pool.so what they need is more gachimuchi-type homos.
>>563296307i speak for the trees and the floweys.
>>563295969Not even being a twink helps in my case, I know I look good but most of the good men just aren't gay, being gay sucks
>>563297081Sorry if I came across as cocky, my looks is one of those things I'm somewhat confident in
gay sucks, humble pie, cocky
>>563295325What a silly robot
I do love the idea of Carol, Dess, and Noelle as 3 generations of alt teenagers. Carol being a classic 70s trad punk with the spikes, Dess being a 00s emo with light scene influences, and Noelle leaning into covid era e-girl goth
anal firmly, fuck you, tight asshole, loves you, gay community, sex, substantial love
>>563297837>Kraut totally not gay moments vol. 500
>>563297718>t. butthurt
>>563298035damn, i don't hate myself THAT much.
>>563297718Someday you will talk about the game. Someday.
>>563298228did that this thread and yesterday.you haven't done that in months.
>>563298349Kraut the "no u" strategy doesn't work when you're the recognizable individual poster and the other guy isn't
>>563297718Sir I'm basically a virgin, I was just complaining about how hard it is to find a man who not only likes you but is also gay
>>563298595yeah, but i am right.you don't need to lecture me on minutia when that's the copy-paste issue you always have with me.i don't need to pretend you are someone else.i know.
>>563298714>schizophrenia
>report>this post is off-topic>captcha>submit>goon
>>563293346>futaslop
Waiting for chapter 5 is getting on my nerves said fave
>>563298714>everyone who calls me out is the same personWe can safely add paranoia next to your dementia.
Deltarune Chapter 5: Part 1 (2026)Deltarune Chapter 5: Part 2 (2028)
I heard kraut posting about gays so loudly it woke me up on the other side of the world.
>>563299118Damn you Gaben
>>563299180many such cases!
>>563299413It's nice to know that kraut is thinking about me in a dress while I sleep. It makes my sleep the good sleep.
>>563299736He’s manifesting
>>563261931Certified Hee Ho moment.
>>563298664i don't understand the issue.rule of thumb: if you've been alone for a while, you can be biased and say it's them, but if you have been alone for an extended amount of time, the only common denominator between the cascade of possibilities and chances that could've blossomed into a closer bond is YOU that somehow messed it up.you need to understand that we are all going to die alone and maybe you should approach a relationship not as something that YOU want but something that someone else should want to have with you.everyone wants love, dumbass.we are designed to need affection and approval.we cannot function without others.i am generally against what you symbolize, but i hope you get to be happy where you are in life someday.
>>563299413>>563299736sup dipshit and dipshit #2i ate cheesecake.
I will not elaborate on what I'm talking about but I'm starting to know how it feels to put up with Tenna.
>>563300239Never had German cheesecake, I like the sound of using Frischkäse. Seems a bit more authentic than the American version.
>>563300962i haven't seen someone use frischkäse, usually its a quark-based.quark is an uncultured low-fat cheese spread and makes despite its low-fat content for a decadently thick and creamy pie filling.
>>563301608Yeah after reading more into it frischkäse actually is the american way and quark is similar to what we call cottage cheese but mixed to a different consistency and texture. Either way I love cheesecake and need to try more regional variants.
>>563212875why is the archive showing 0 posts in this thread?
>>563299736I associate this image with tasquebrap now
>>563302090Thread got a little too silly.
>>563301930greeks first made cheesecake out of literal cheese sweetened with honey, the romans improved it (but not by much), germans used uncultured cheese and first used refined sugar and the use of vanilla is fresh there, then there's basque cheesecake which is german cheesecake but probably with a different cheese and have it be burned, then there's japanese cheesecake which is supposed to be gourmet but so far i've heard its really underwhelming apart from its gimmick of being jiggly and then there is american cheesecake or "new yorker" which is arguably the odd one out.i would personally recommend basque and german.it's very simple and its very good.
>>563302179You could associate him with all the dead deer his dad fucked instead. That should be the first thing you think about.
>>563302402>again with the buckbroken shit
>>563302675If he didn't want anyone to talk about his dad's deer fucking he could have just not talked about his dad fucking deer. I still think it's really, really funny that he admitted that fact repeatedly.
buck status: broken
Dessknightsisters... Our response?
>>563302858We should talk about how basically all /utg/ avatarfags are narcissistic, fat and have a micropenis. And I doubt a run of the mill avatarfag like you is powerful enough to break that spell
>>563302858you could be the bigger fag and just relent.>Der Klügere gibt nach.>i got warned because i told a fag got mad i called him vain.kinda proves my point.
>>563303148Dess is evil and furthermore Carol is not in on it
>>563303170You can post about whatever you want anon, I'm not going to stop you. >>563303185I'll get bored eventually, probably when someone even worse comes along to demand my attention.
>>563303148that's boringlets kill berdly
>>563303170i am not fat!wait what?
Quiet morning today.
>>563305456god i hope that thing has a lead sulphur accumulator.
>>563300584You have a gay boss with BPD?
>>563303148This doesn’t BTFO Dessknight it BTFOs Carol being the one on the phone or knowing anything more than Asgore does.
>>563303148source?
>>563306219Precious
I was in recovery as a closeted furfag until I played Deltarune now I think about anthros every day even if not DR anthros
>>563262071(french music playing)https://youtu.be/GAp0E0N04KY?si=uVH58kjG2C6EIwZV
Three heroes, the dark world waitsA Ralsei warns of a deadly fateGive up your fountains, close them greatSoul in Kris, vessel waitDelta Underground (Delta)Delta Underground (Delta)They made a vow, December will be foundThe Fun Gang grow, learn what's rightGoing to beat the Roaring KnightThey seek December, she knows they doIs it time? If she only knewWill the prophecy come true?Delta Underground (Delta)Delta UndergroundI long for my vessel, but I have to waitTo act too soon could seal its fateThey made a vow, December will be foundDelta Underground!
>>563306927*flips hair* I was drawing anthros before I even had internet access as a little kid
>>563285451>>563306986I feel a deep sense of melancholy surounding this Chara, the "I haven't had a friend in years" kind.
will sans be important in deltarune
>>563307865he fucked your mom
>>563307792I really like it too but idk if that one have much lore, I sorta want the creator of it to go on an autistic ramble on their version of chara desu
finals
>>563295328Men are always having gay sex though. Many prominent social institutions are just a pretense for men to have gay sex with each other, like the military. Rudy and Asgore probably explored each other's bodies.
>>563307508That’s genuinely awesome anon
>>563307792then my intentions are coming across very well. that's reassuring. >>563308135it sure as hell does. but at the same time it's very complicated and confusing and not really along a single line, since i keep changing how i conceptualize certain things all the time. well, not as much how i conceptualize chara themselves, but more so the context i put them in when i create or imagine stuff. i've had some more concrete graspings at alternate universes and timelines for them to dwell in. sometimes it's just a sort of generic domestic scenario where they're alive and i'm alive and we're together and i'm one of the good ones and we're kissing each other up as good happy consenting adults. sometimes i'm not really sure what i'm thinking of at all, or i'm just making a reference, or it's more about the emotions than anything, what it could be, what it could suggest, perhaps with some vague ideas of something or other. these last two drawings are more of the third thing. i was referencing some sopranos shots.
>>563305996Exactly. There's a lot of hints that Carol isn't the one on the phone, like the fact that she shows up on the weird route even though Kris didn't use the phone there, but people fell for the red herring and won't let it go.
Starting another wonderful day at work. You know what that means? That's right another nine hours of posts about new chapters taking to long to come out.
>>563308993How much do you get paid per post?
Red Herring key itemSuspiciously antler shaped...
>>563308417Why can't the boat captains just dodge the gasterblasters? Hire gamers.
You know who.
>>563308705It's always nice to try various concepts and motivations, I like how subtly expressive your stuff is.
>>563309229Your dad fucks dead deer.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TGHx0M67Jg
>>563308601ah... why thank you... blush...
>>563308417Sans is bringing clopping back into fashion
>>563309572Did it ever fall out?
>>563309572im buckin ready
>>563308417Huh? That's not Sans. That's an image of Donald Trump and the Strait of Hormuz. Did you post the wrong image?
>>563309330yeah. when i'm frustrated, it feels like i'm just incredibly indecisive. but other times, i guess i figure i just like exploring all different kinds of thoughts and ideas and approaches. everything i can possibly imagine with chara that feels interesting or compelling to me. again, i guess that makes it difficult to really get at anything expansive, anything that is more than a sort of glimpse at something greater, or a bigger idea, narrative, what have you. at least on paper, outside of my head. but maybe i'll get there one day. it's still a good bit of never-ending fun regardless. i just had the thought, in some sense, i guess the "lore" of my view of chara is just my life, everything that has happened, everything i've imagined and felt and thought and so on since i "met" them playing undertale for the first time. i think that's partly to express how intertwined they feel with my life at this point. but also just getting at what i mentioned about how, i don't know, i just try everything that seems interesting or right or that i want to see. yeah. anyway.>I like how subtly expressive your stuff is.thanks. i do always hope it's the right amount of subtle.
>>563309373how does it feel to be the most broken toy in anyone's toybox?
>>563309921Have you played Deltarune chapter 4 by any chance?
Deltarunehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQwKlR8jaN4
>>563310117You're the beard bro
>>563310189Is that the one after 2?
Is there a crab Fave?
kraut wondoomer lost
>>563310571Yeah he costars with Ryan Gosling in the new space movie.
>>563309976>i guess that makes it difficult to really get at anything expansive, anything that is more than a sort of glimpse at something greater, or a bigger idea, narrative, what have youTo be fair, some of the more interesting fanartists I've seen online are the ones that, while they may have some AU idea or throughway plot, also just draw whatever ideas they get inbetween the "main lore". It probably helps them not to get tired of maintaining the same AU for long periods of time as well.
>>563310721kraut needed that W more than I did, therefore the net happiness and amount of W in the world has increased
>>563310571They added one in the Anniversary Edition
What did Toby mean by this?
>>563310962you're right actually, yeah that makes sense. so maybe it's a good kind of place to be in, especially if i can one day maintain something with more continuity like that. the side dishes, and the main course!
How would you react if turned out all the stuff in sans' basement was complete bullshit he made up to keep fucking with timetravelers
>>563311314He means that if your choice is a Ricola made with honey or nothing at all you're going to pretend it's the finest candy.
>>563308705huh, I was talking more so about what kind of headcannons you have for him, but apart from that I found your website and it feels like it's going to be some massive rabbithole, it's been saved on one of my tabs for a while so I think it's gonna be somewhat strange to me since I am a male charafag, please be honest but just wtf am I gonna find on it?
>>563310316I don't know what that means.
>>563311551I have no idea either.
>>563311461
>>563311314Wait is that drawing above toriel's the test monster from UT?
>>563311690i don't mean to give you this paternalistic "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all" but i'd much appreciate if you either would not speak not in riddles or try to make what you said sensical.
>>563311861Kraut that was the nice thing to say. I had worse but thought better of it.
>>563310389No, it goes 2, then 3, then 4.
>>563311314What the other anon said and I think there's also a cherry = red = communism word association joke at play
>(Scented markers.)>(You dig out the marshmallow one and start huffing it.)>(The chocolate one smells too fake anyway.)>(You uncapped the scented green marker.)>(It's almost dry, but that gives it a refined, aged apple bouquet.)>(You uncapped the cherry flavored marker.)>(A cough drop potpourri... the candy of the proletariat.)Why does Kris call the cherry marker "flavored" instead of "scented"? Did they eat it? Are they stupid?
>>563312025Hey there sexy, you know what I'm in the mood for and what's going to happen because consent isn't fun? That I'm going to pump you fill with a river of high-T perfect life gravy until they make a civilisation and improve you as a person like the worms did to Fry in that Futurama episode. Perhaps I'll take my sacrificial blades that are sharp as a razor and user the overflow to push some of my superiority in your bloodstream, they got their work cut out for them as it's /YOUR/ blood. Probably wracked by Leukemia, Sickle cell and 7 disorders yet unknown by science. When we're done I'll lick you on the jugular and maybe give some love bites as I hold you close.
>>563312809oh boy.the lovebirds are at it again.
Didn't read, ESL ai generated babble is incomprehensible.I'm guessing he said something about how his dad fucks dead deer and his mom was a heroin addict but also a nagwench that makes his meals for him.
>>563312718When in doubt, assume its always a homestuck reference
>>563312926Every other post you two make are about each other but I won't object to you calling me a lovebird.
>>563312809C-can you do that to me?
>>563311508well as for headcanons and a description of how i understand their character, i guess you'll find that on the site seeing as you're intent on looking. as for the rest of it, i guess it depends. a lot of it is old, so some parts are more a glimpse of myself in the past. some of it is just random. there's a lot of blogposting, a lot of my own mental illness, new and old. a hell of a lot of drawings, most of everything i've ever made, including the explicit. there's a description of a flash game i still haven't ever found. i'm kind of losing hope on that one... i dunno. i don't think it's that scary. just a bit of me i guess. worming my way into your brain the more you read, but definitely unlike any sort of awful parasite. probably.also based being a male chara king. carrying the flame.
>>563313325You are more akin to the Maribou Stork, love.
Kris is doing their Chinese Robert De Niro impression again
>>563313063why do you let him get under your skin so much?don't act like he isn't, because you speak about him, in his presence into the void to nobody.you two look cute together.french kys-sing when?
tasque manager...
>>563313759>why do you let him get under your skin so much?>don't act like he isn't, because you speak about him, in his presence into the void to nobody.>>563279548
>>563313993I speak to someone with somebody.passive-aggressivity is womanly.i prefer just shouting obscenity at people.
>>563313759The funniest part is that I'm ESL and my English is better than his EFL. To answer your question, people act this way because they got no frame of reference what a ''1'' of ''badness'' is and what a ''10'' is, like a child they flip out over small shit. Throw Molotovs at their houses or inject them Clostridium Tetani to teach them it.
>>563310571I have not seen crabTenna yet... Maybe in the future a species will be discovered
>>563314102I like to remind people that his dad fucks dead deer. We're not so different, you and I. https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/716391604/#q716400768https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/544423018/#q544440254
doomer/tasque is very shota/ugly bastard-coded
>>563314409those are actual words that you typed wow
>>563314409More like Arab warlord and Boy slave coded
Chocolate cookies with cream filling are yumtacular but you can only eat like three at a time or you get fatThis must be the work of the evil Knight
Doomer is more of a god king emperor and the whole thread is his supple and willing harem.
>>563314260man.when will you two just fuck?like real hardcore.you two have already skipped all the romance dialogues just to get to the CG.
>>563314693all the threadshitters are like the neighboring 3rd-worlder seethers compared to the 1st-world OC makers
>>563314693yeah that's what having your 8th grafted sphincter installed because I wanted smush smush is.>>563314739>>563313984tribute accepted <3
>>563314409But they’re both fat and old
>>563314409They are both canonically fat hairy men
>>563314793Kraut if you keep openly fantasizing about gay sex someone's eventually going to realize you're a homosexual.
>>563314579just eat some salad after and it’ll cancel out
My lunch was too big...time for a nappy...
All of the threadshitters are fat ugly bastards which makes their obvious homoerotic sexual tension less appealing.
>>563314793I wrote a fic where it's not grossout/snuff/body horror but actually a hot fucking session of us. you want to read it or no? Just samefag and pretend to be a third anon that does
>>563314409They are both the ugly bastard tho...
>>563314923>"realize"i would use the word "believe".he can believe whatever he wants, it won't become the truth. it can become HIS truth, but it won't become THE truth.
I love being skinny and in my 20s
i did a penetration tunneling of my backside today ask me anything
>>563313438I just really like the fact that there's another male charafag here, beats a lot of the other anons here who don't who don't even talk about the game.Also sorry but I don't think I could help with the flash game thingie, I just read through it and I wasn't online at all during that time.But yeah I've been a male chara fag ever since the game came out, I don't have a tulpa tho lol
>>563315261Gayest post in the thread.
>>563315165no.no, i am good.yes, i am sure.
>>563315445Just tell him he is a gross person and that you have nothing else to say to him. Worked for me.
>>563315578why would i do that?
>>563315383scroll up 2 posts
>>563315578You have not much to say regardless, the absence of a mutator where you are in the hypothetical with my absence brings no change, and as such, it is without merit. Watch how that will confuse him.
>>563315642Why wouldn't you? You seem to take offense to low quality posts that aren't about undertale or deltarune so that should be priority number one for you. Otherwise he's just going to keep sucking your dick and looking for approval on every single post he makes and you have not discouraged him at all so he will just continue doing it. Obviously.
>>563315326do you use the hose?
I'm Black Sans, yo.
>>563315863i have a toy that can multi task, multi purpose
>>563315947to clean yourself out?thats kind of gross
>>563315331yeah. again, good to know of your presence. and that's okay about the flash game thing. perhaps one day fate may reveal it to me. also cool image. very scary (cool).
>>563316056you dont go mister clean? thats kind of gross
Not long until Smash 6 and finally Kris can meet Monokuma
>>563315853you forget that i am in charge of what i say.>tfw i am this thread's sheogorath just because the thread is easily confused with the idea of "i did it because i fucking felt like it"DINO NUGGIES.
>>563262071Abysmal thread
>>563316231All you charge yourself with is being a constant hypocrite which in turn devalues any argument you could possibly have. And wow do you argue constantly. Maybe anyone could take you seriously if you weren't in a constant state of contradiction.
>the family's fighting again
>>563316208no you should have something else for cleaningwhy on earth would you want that to do both????
>>563316231I guess I'm the general's Molag Bal then. look up what he did to the first vampire.
>>563316517i think there's some sort of misunderstanding here? what problem are you picturing right now?
>>563316536I can tell you're getting frustrated that the thread is completely ignoring you, so here's your ugly face again.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TGHx0M67Jg
>>563316418that's good though, right?makes you look so sane and likeable.to exactly one psychopath in this thread.CYCLE PASS YAOI ROMANS????
i feel like I'm having another episode again. maybe if my psychologist wasn't a joke and gave me some medication I wouldn't be feeling paranonid that all of you hate me
>>563316696>esl kraut bubble
>>563316269you are the only light in this dark tunnel plueyanon
>>563316879i would never hate you babe, come here and get some snuggles
>>563316670poop dildo badclean dildo goodstupid
>>563316902i look like that
grown ass men talking about dicks, gay sex and other trivial bullshit on a deltarune thread btw.
>>563316993Post proof now. NOW!
>>563316879I’m too stupid to hate people. I’m like a pet hamster or something
I FUCKING LOVE UNDERTALEI HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A GOOD DAY
i had straight sex. Deltarune
>>563316536i played dawnguard, i know about the ritual of coldharbor.i'm probably going to kill the vampires.iunno, i don't like them.werewolves and vampires.recently got the unbound storms.
>>563316269i look like this IRL. like literally exactly like this
>>563317027Wait what were we supposed to talk about?I got the mission brief with the dossier but didn't read them.
>>563316991IF I HAVE THE CUM TUBE THINGY IN THE TOY THEN IT MAKES EVERYTHING AROUND IT CLEAN IF I SPRAY WATER THROUGH IT how is this hard to understand
>>563271637A Deltarune dungeon crawler could be a fun idea
>>563317027I get going off topic here a bit since there's not much to talk about at the moment but when damn near everything is going off topic it gets annoying fast
>>563317104yeah me too but i don't get to have straight sex anymore and it makes me sad and butthurt until i jerk off
>>563317090I'm like this too, except people hit me with hammers and yell at me for making them hit me with hammers and cry because they have to see my bloody body and I apologize and console them and then they hit me with hammers again
>>563316879I don't hate you, I can ruin you and make you wish for more, like Heroin. ~lessthanthree
>>563316973i’m with yuo>>563317139please mail me some hair
>have deltarune thoughts at work all day>get off work >unable to remember any thought i had at workI failed /utg/
has there even been any oc anons here lately? I don't even see the pippinsfags anymore. did the fad die off or did they permanently branch off to the aggie?
>>563317247its not just a good idea from a programming-standpoint but artistically speaking it is a challenge to make a layer of a dungeon and then make it progressively harder to play while still keeping it fun or to make additional tribulation fun to do, to gain better loot to help you on your way forward.doomer should either drop a "consumeable" or "stained long striped socks"
>>563317327i may have problems and vented here for a post but I am so much better than you>>563317090thanks>>563316978i dont know, thank you as well
>>563317493that would be painful
>>563317584just look at the anchor dumdum>>563285451>>563306986>>563316269
>>563317660you're a big gay
>>563317691I thought they meant OC as in original character
Would you eat him?
>>563317584I suspect that a certain drawfag scared off most of the others awhile ago
>>563317636I wouldn't trust berdlygame dev with the concept of fun.
>>563317809I don't have to trust berdlyfag when he creates his malware/bitcoin miner.i just like to shove people in the right position to make the best out of their skill if i think they undersell their abilities.
>>563317796i'd pelt him and his friends at my neighbors house
>>563316269I don't want to fuck Pluey but I admire the quality of your art
>>563317796I would put him in a nest and wait for him to hatch.
>>563317948It would just be another 40 months of the same screenshot being posted every thread.
>>563317247underfell would be a better idea for one, a rom hack of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTQ1bI_JRIk but it being a fell au would go hard
>>563317801Elaborate on this
>>563317790yeah I actually meant content. I should've clarified.>>563317691almost forgot about the anchor. thanks, anon. I thought a content drought led to this shitty thread conversations.
>>563262071Carol I drew this morning. She's hard to draw lol
>>563318126i predict the vagueposting KING will, in fact, not elaborate
>>563295325i like this fanart, cute. I always believe he has removable shoulderpads, for fashion reasons. I feel like a lot of people dont appeciate mettatons charm of being silly-sexy and not generic sexy
>>563318191I saw that on the magma and went :D irl
>>563318191God dammit I forgot to clear the name
I appreciate the anons who dump art from Twitter so I don't have to use Twitter. Also it helps keep the thread novel so it's not just the same few images posted over and over. Drawfag OC helps too of course.
>>563318191thank you gaynigga sans
>>563318191She looks like the kind of tired sleep doesn't fix.
>>563318356Honestly when I realized how much content across the entire site is just twitter reposts I realized I didn’t have to browse that place anymore, people here will just do it for me
>>563317965Thank you
Will Kris's Real Knife be as cool as Doom 2 Super Shotgun
>>563318126You know who I’m talking about and I don’t think it’s a coincidence that a lot of drawfags stopped being active when she did
>>563318117so?what do you or i have to lose here?in the end i see potential for something great in the far-away future instead of repetitive mediocrity in the now."good" takes time, but "suck" is forever.
>>563316269the average /utg/er cannot handle this level of thickness
>>563318831painter? what motivation would painter have to do it
>>563318796No but in a very special afterschool chapter of Deltarune Susie learns that violence against darkners is still real violence when she brings her Daisy Rough Rider bb gun to a dark world.
>>563318916berdly dumpy...
>>563319046>smelly armpit fetish...
>>563262071Kris. Noelle. Susie.https://litter.catbox.moe/wfdokh8negsr1g8t.JPG
>>563318831If a presence is supposedly negative it makes no sense that those affected would only leave when the presence does
>>563318831painter, the kingpin of drawfags
goodnight utg, i am going to bed now, cya
I miss Venom, he was my fave drawcutie
>>563319198I like this silly style a lot
>>563319453Goat night, fren!
>>563319238very rapeable goat
>>563318613This one warms my heart
>>563319474it’s hard to think of any of his drawings that weren’t ugly
>>563319676hawt
How do you know when an SFW artist is secretly horny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0QaMlBcFak
>>563318796Kris is going to pull out a Guts greatsword after they turn traitor and only use it for their boss fight then they'll wordlessly switch back to the dinky pencil swords once you re-recruit them
>>563319676Jesus christ
>>563319802Overemphasis of certain anatomic detail, bedroom eyes where it doesn't quite make sense out of sheer habit, the way body language is depicted, that sort of stuff.
>>563319676this is doomer grudgeposting again. i dont have any saved but he had some great pieces
>>563319837He's a very hard worker!
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
>>563319198Skinnyrune
>>563320269Good night!
>>563319802Suspicious amount of overweight OCsNobody draws chubby characters for "inclusivity". Truthpill.
>>563320378maybe its a self-insert.
fujo if she tv
>>563320694faggot tv.
>>563320694>Fujo but she's Tenna's relativeHoly fuck
>>563320694Tennafujo child canon
>>563321446wut the ralsei doin?????
>>563321446He was gay, Ralsei?
>>563321498According to the artist, this is a redraw of a scene from Princess Tutu, which I haven't seen
>>563319837>>563320094beautiful spring creature
>>563321715the hooks are in his flesh
it’s time for spaghetti and garlic bread yumyum
It's my birthday today and I hope I can manage to enjoy it at least a little this yearI'm not alone this time which makes me a little happier but I still feel badLove you guys post concluded
>>563321446>>563321854Susie-Fakir and Gaster-Drosselmeyer make sense, but I'm not sure how to feel about Ralsei-Ahiru. I guess it makes more sense than Kris-Ahiru. I think this artist is a Kriselle shipper so they probably have Kris as Rue and Noelle as Mytho or the other way around.
>>563322236hap
>>563322236Happy birthday anon, hope you find joyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeWiE975v1g
>>563322236we march on together broder
>>563322375>I think this artist is a Kriselle shipperBy the process of elimination, I'd say it's possible
>>563322236bappy hirthday
>>563322498>imageI am frightened of this loaf
I get itchy whenever i get hot or hyperactive. Fuck my awesome life.
>>563323037It's his first time being real, please understand
FAVE DIDN'T PAY THE RENTIM SELLIN THEIR FURNITURE
>>563323201>the fave
>>563323321i am feeling the empty room is not about ralsei, but something about kris.
>>563323064My butthole gets all itchy sometimes when I have to concentrate on something that requires a lot of precision, sometimes I would get it just from trying to type on the Wii with the wiimote
>>563323321Poor boye. Like not just poor but also poor... boye
>>563322375>>563322721Love this artist.>I think this artist is a Kriselle shipperShe loves it, yes. Ralsusie is the only ship she actively roots for romantically though.
>>563323537ralsei can't have shit lol
>>563323575Sounds like you need a good dicking
>>563323789didn’t this artist draw that one comic too with noelle and chara. i love that comic
>>563323575Get a bidet for more thorough cleaning.
>>563323537Ralsei is going to force Kris and Susie to stay in castle town while he somehow becomes a Lightner, thats why he put effort in their rooms but not his
>>563323537If the theory about Ralsei being Kris' misguided perception of his ideal self is true, then it indeed is. It would mean Kris believes he's not as selfless as he could be and that he would be loved by all if he could bend more to others' desires. Kris already sees, however, that it's not exactly true, since Ralsei gets ignored by most and does not lead a very happy existence. I think a big part of why Kris did not care for Ralsei much in the beginning was because he realized his vision of his perfect self was bullshit.
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
I want to sleep on the floor with Ralsei.
>>563322236happy birthday <3
>>563322378>>563322720>>563322498>>563322815>>563324187Thank you
>>563314909>>563315207Spamtenna...
>>563323929me toohttps://hellspawnmotel.tumblr.com/post/704116634989871104/some-clarity-from-one-angel-to-another
>>563324168He'd be soft and warm enough to compensate for the conditions
>>563324132look at kris' light world room.he is the adoptive son to the star child of the entire town.everybody misses him, his side of the room has all the trophies, all the photos of friends.but you (kris)? you're the freak.everybody would be happier if you weren't there.
>>563318910Their bones are too weak. You people need to drink your milk
Trying to sleep away my chud thoughts
>>563324358Tenna is handsome though
>>563323537>Spamton begs the audience to stop taking the furniture out of his room.
>>563324459Pretty much what he probably tells himself, yeah. It's very telling how Kris starts warming up to Ralsei as soon as he realizes the boy isn't just a flat depiction of his delusions but instead a person trying to break out of the mold and have real feelings and wants.
This one kinda looks as if Kris is leaving with the good Ralsei and Susie's stuck with the evil one
>>563324570ok but is this kris or susie they both have little to no furniture
>>563323537>>563323871It would kind of suck if even Ralsei's underlying identity issues were just a reflection of someone else's problems and not his own. He can't have anything for himself including not having anything for himself. Even learning to be his own person really belongs to someone else. That's kind of cruel.
>>563324835Nevermind, it WAS the intentionThey multiplied
>>563324743What does it mean that Ralsei has become aware of what he's supposed to be and trying to reject it? He's still a Darkner, everything he said about Darkners isnt suddenly thrown out the window because someone said so. Look what happened when Spamton tried breaking his strings
>>563321715Nature is beautiful
>>563324926>Even learning to be his own person really belongs to someone else.Not really. Sure, both him and Kris are going through similar stuff, but their personalities are different, and they'll definitely evolve in different ways as well. Ralsei's arc is all about him becoming more than Kris' shadow, just like Kris is learning not to be Asriel's. It's divergent evolution.
>>563324926Ralsei exists as nothing more than someone's fantasy. He was Susie's fantasy of a real friend, Kris' fantasy of who he wanted to be, he's (our) fantasy of having a saved Asriel, all he ever existed for was wish fulfillment
>>563325143No one said it's gonna be easy, that's why characters like Spamton are there - to remind us about the cost of freedom, but also about its purpose. Freedom for its own sake does nothing good, but Ralsei's desire for freedom comes at least partially from his love for his friends and is also motivated partially by his friends who wanna see him free. The process isn't gonna be instant, but he's getting there, little by little.
Ralsei is femboy Noelle with even less of a personality
>>563325656You're not supoosed to throw the fishing pole, anon
I see where Toby gets his inspiration to make the weirdly angular rooms now
>>563325516Spamton is Eren Yeager basically?
>>563325798Haven't really seen AoT, but Spamton's whole deal is that his life is so ruined and empty that he doesn't even know what to do with freedom, he just wants to be BIG and to spit in God's face or something. This leads him to self-destruction and yet more delusions, so he can never really win.
>>563325516I think Spamton had a good reason to desire Freedom, his life as it is was pretty much over. His dealings with Tenna fell through, whatever happened between him and Mike split them apart, the people of Cyber City dont treat him well and its implied Queen dunked him in shrinking acid, all he has is life in a god damn garbage can and the reminders of his past being buried by the present. Freedom was another oppurtunity, another shot at making it big. He had a reason, and it still didnt work. Because a puppet without its strings is just a corpse
>>563325798>NO, I DON'T WANT THAT. [Cathode] FINDING ANOTHER [man here]. I WANT HIM TO THINK ABOUT [Me!Me!Me!] AND [No#1] ELSE. EVEN AFTER I DIE...I WANT TO BE AT THE [Front Desk] OF HIS MIND FOR A [Wile]. 10 [Long years] AT LEAST.
>>563326328Damn that's good.
>>563326527>ch1>mantle flies away>ch3>mantle flis awaygod damn it.
>>563326110>Freedom was another oppurtunity, another shot at making it big.True, but the way he talks about that makes it clear that it isn't really about building a better life for him anymore - it's about the rush, the gratification, possibly about taking revenge on those who turned on him. He may have been a capable businessman before, but failure turned him into a delusional madman.
>>563324525so is spamton
>>563326580if they don't reconcile by the end of the game i may just give up on love altogether
making some progress on my own game project /utg/im fucking feelin good
>>563326580if they reconcile at any point im going to be upset at toby for wasting time on them instead of anything more pertinent
>>563325003The artist's barely-disguised fetish
>>563327142tenna is a horrible person and should never be in a relationship, he will destroy his partner's life and discard them like trash
>>563327359Apparently it was from the artist's weird dreamHistory repeats
>>563327393>anon is BPD-phobic
>>563327521everyone should be
>>563324835NTRalsei
I can't believe she finally did ithttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/QxIn_sh_Fo8
>>563327393do you think tenna is worse than spamton?
>>563327612>i no hitted you asriel now you have to transition
>>563327393they can fix each other
>>563325516What's the point of living free, if one lives without love?
>>563327821DessWe talked about this
>>563327821>Dess when Asriel says he's not going to let her hold his penis while he pees.
I genuinely cannot get myself to actually like Ralsei as a character, or want to see him actually get some golden ending. Everything about him is either some pathetic trait that I hate dealing with, or its another trait that the game itself is already saying he needs to drop. If he doesnt have these issues, who is he? Some generic friend-type with no other opinions? Am I meant to just sit here and hope he gets thoughts and opinions that make him interesting later
>>563328320I'm really not a fan of how sickeningly sweet he is in ch 1 and 2 either but the mask starting to slip in 3 and 4 is making me optimistic, some of his characterization is also behind actually deciding to talk to him.
People hate Ralsei because he doesn’t have fat tits to salivate over
>>563328591That's right
>>563328591but he has a fat ass to salivate over
>>563327781Asriel shouldTrannies should heck off thoughStill lmaoing at Shayy being a groomer
Tenna is a horrible consumer and should never be on a cruise ship, he will destroy the chefs' lives and discard recyclable food containers into the trash
>>563328591i thought ralsei felt like a duplicitous fucker, but after ch4 i felt way too bad for him despite thinking he's plotting shit.
>>563328583What mask slip, when he starts being depressed? I hate that as well, its better than nothing sure but if all he has is "Step on me PLEASEEEEE GOD PUSH ME KRIS" and "im such a fucking failure i dont exist and I dont deserve to" then I still dont like him and dont care to see him get a good ending, because that just leaves me with "Step on me" part
>>563328591after playing Code Vein 2 and having the fat tits character take me to 3 fucking hot spring scenes back to back I can confidently say that characters trying too hard to get at that dick is very unendearing
>>563328591Genuinely there’s something to be said about how many people seem to treat Deltarune like Ralsei doesn’t exist but will jerk themselves silly over Susie and Noelle
>>563316269the direction of the brush strokes on his butt fur really showcase the thickness
>>563327705yes, but only because you know exactly what spamton is from the instant you meet him, he's openly a slimy manipulative freak
>>563328320Ralsei's main issue is that he wants to sugarcoat everything and keep his friends in the dark, as well as his overblown sense of duty that makes him forget about himself. The thing about this is that these issues come from qualities that are by themselves not really bad. Ralsei can still be sweet and selfless without lying to his friends or making everything about sunshine and rainbows. We see how being friends with Kris and Susie rubs off on him and makes him more assertive and less afraid to show his emotions, which, combined with his initial traits, gives him his own unique personality. He's not gonna turn into a completely different person by the end of the game, but he will become improved, just like Kris and Susie are growing as people, through the shared experiences and friendship. You might just not like Ralsei's character type to begin with.
>>563328868I think you may be trivializing things a little and not really reading into it much. I know because I treated Gerson the same way initially.
>>563328591I only like flat chests and I hate ralsei
>>563329337>You might just not like Ralsei's character type to begin with.That's probably the truth of the matter, but that leaves me with the problem that I really, really dont like or care for 1/3 of the main cast in a game where its creator has said "I hope you can be friends with everyone someday". If I do not care for Ralsei what am I supposed to do when the story starts demanding it, pretend I do? Hold [C]? I dont expect an actual answer but the question has been lingering in my head ever since I played ch3 and realized how much hype I lost just from the fact Ralsei showed up so quickly
Niggas when we only have half the game:
>>563329697NTA but maybe you just don't like Deltarune?
>>563329863dont use that word
whoaa haha I'm black and playing Deltarune
Tennas when we only have half the cake:
>>563329931WHAT’S GOOD NYUGAHHHH
>>563329697It's unfortunate, I suppose. The only advice I can really give here is perhaps to try your hand at fanfiction if it's your kind of thing, maybe you can write a story that not only you but others enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilvKGidpi7k
Who's the chuddiest guy in this thread?!
>>563329010>The fake character is less interesting that the real charactersbrilliant insight, tell us more
>>563330160this sounds very ominous
>>563329863Actually factoring in Chapter 8-10 and Chapter 0 we only have 1/3 of the game teehee
>>563330240Goat paws typed this post
>>563330240>The fake character This will be Susie when we finally meet Suzy
>>563329930No, just because I dont like Ralsei doesnt mean I dont like Deltarune. I love the humor this game has, the story and premises its using are facinating, and Im interested in every other character it's protrayed thus far, it's just, him. He's the one major problem I have right now with the game. If all his arc is leading to is a golden ending where he becomes a real boy and everyone's happy than... fuck I dont know but I wont find it interesting or worth the wait
“I don’t like Ralsei” is just a trojan horse for anti-Darkner sentiments in this country
>>563330512>If all his arc is leading to is a golden ending where he becomes a real boy and everyone's happyKnowing Toby, it's probably gonna be more complex than that.
>>563330705toby is in the fatfag illuminati
what do you mean you aren't interested in my highly marketable mascot furry character? have you tried buying his merch? buy my stupid fucking horse outfit for $24 you shitstains
IRS fave reminding you to pay your taxes. Or else.
>>563330792responsible fave already did that months ago
>>563330770This is known
>>563330789this nigga bought the susie dildo
development is going !!
>>563330976please stop using that word, thanks said fave deltarune
>>563330705
>>563331037this nigga purchased the susie dildo
>>563330770Toby is anorexic sex with anyone would be like the skinny guy having sex with a bbw wojak
>>563331070premium kris response
>>563330770Fatfags are Toby’s chosen people. The spamton fry incident? On purpose. Toriel and Asgore being fat milf and dilf? A sure decision. All those fat characters- so sorry? Think about it…
This goofy ah mf bought a susie dildo :cryingemoji: :peacesign: :wiltedrose:
>>563331032to hell
>>563331154vriska... dear god it goes all the way down
>>563329010That was very present back in post Chapter 2 era when Ralsei was a little underdeveloped and people thought he was just a one gimmick mascot who would be replaced persona style
Imagine fucking Toby and hearing thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EAvnglwF_8
There's not enough fat women in Deltarune. I expect at least 16 more fat women by the time Chapter 5 rolls out, Mr. Fox. Don't disappoint me.
Deltarune is Berdly-centric, you just don't know it yet
>>563331624>>563331624>>563331624Hop on
Was it necessary to give her this much ass?
