>>563189243>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/
>suckyretard
First for male characters
>>563262576holy fuck i love mahjong
>best steve sound file got hit I hate catbox
>flat chest>fat assNow this is Mahjong I know and love
test
>>563262576hajimahjongas!
I'd be the famous Awai
>>563262859fuck.. do I still have this mp3
>>563262859
I forgive Illya
I be do, I'm gonna start uploading all my sound posts to my catbox account.. maybe those will be saved and not nuked
>>563262639The suckyfag FEARS the SAOchad
>>563262639why is Chiori like this?
>page 7 threadI thought we were over this.
>>563263206the sakitroon refuses to not get op image
>>563262694The only good steve sound file was the lava chicken one
Suguha tomorrow!
>>563262576Hey OP, you appear to be trying to hide the new character revealDon't worry, I've got your back!
evens TLodds cythia-7.png0 kms over not qualifying
The please of being ronned inside-Asuna SAO
>>563263375I'm a big fan of her doujins.
>>563263557>>563263587it's so over
>>563263687works on my machine
I mahjongedhttps://files.catbox.moe/v2u1n4.mp4
>>563263789this is why our sound posts are getting deleted btw
>>563263839not it's nothttps://blog.catbox.moe/post/809324731954266112/missing-files-blank-uploads-commercial
>>563263902it iscatbox retard owner also purged files that were uploaded later than>between August 2025 and the end of October 2025
>>563263729Now it works. Some delay happened.
>>563263990he's purging way more than that, I've already lost sound posts that I fixed a couple weeks ago
dragging your ass out of last with 1/2 han hands is embarrassing
>>563264646it's the only thing that makes me file alive at this point
>>563264646Not last is all that matters
>>563264646WE WANT TO LIVE
>>563264646I have every right to scratch and claw back up with quick hands if thats what the bakyou calls for
I saved a catbox link with porn on it. I wonder if livesxenia-6.png
this is the only catbox I care about https://files.catbox.moe/om739y.mp4
>>563265450that live was so bad...
>>563265283Steve would never do that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMaUS207v_g
buy an ad
>>563265539a foid from /jong/ can tell you all about how the one on far right of that thumbnail is a whore
>>563265450>https://files.catbox.moe/om739y.mp4as someone who fantasizes about being a music video animator, i fucking hate the static 2d slop vtubers put out
>>563265692Whores are based
>>563265710sorry yagoo couldn't afford good video after losing his biggest earner and then his second biggest earner
>>563265931who was #2?
>>563266141Rushia
>>563266141ru...
>check all my towa catbox links>almost all of them are 404 nownyooooooooooooooooo
>>563266245wow an undustable purple
>>563265931hololive is the worst offender cause they have unlimited money but its a disease thats infected all of vtubing and i could do way better if i had any amount of artistic skill or talent
mahjong?
I don't get JP's event format.
>>563266315>unlimited money but they keep roboco employed
>>5632665825 best consecutive
>>563266671wtf that's better than what we have
I am locked in
Her face when I blackmail her and she does everything I tell her to
>>563266582also m-league uma so big number
>>563266695yes, of course?its for the jp server only. shiroko-1.png
Introducing the next collab character..
>>563266641My beautiful girlie wife deserves every yen they waste on her
Next collab reveal
I don't even know why I bothered with this tourney. It's not good for the soul to wish a slow and agonising death to so many players.
>someone streaming riichi city sanma tonpuusen
>Lost track of time and spent 6 hours doing Saki-themed ERP with AI
1/4/1
I'm buying out the entire store day 1
>40mg adderall + 2 energy drinksI'm ready to queue
when will fu ji give out bonus outfit vouchers, or at least let me buy a pack that's just enough for one outfit
how do I get illegal addy
>>563268215Hoe... You shouldn't hurt yourself like that anon...
>>563268245like the 900 pack
>>563268260Adderall is so easy to get there's no reason to buy it illegally unless you're a pilot. In which case you probably shouldn't buy it anyways as they test but also an ADHD diagnosis will absolutely wreck your career and separate you from the cockpit for at least half a decade.
>>563268505My boyfriend's a pilot.
>>563268505>cock pit
>>563268505That's a remarkably specific example
>300 at 60.4fucking luckshitters
Should I go to sleep or should I go to 7/11 and get a Big Gulp Diet Dr. Pepper?
>diet
it's over for me, every riichi bet I do just gets chased and deal in or lose against a yakuhai nomi
Mahjong rewards the bold
>>563266695Five consecutive is hell. Do you see how many games all those guys did? All our anons are dredging through the mud to get three wins in a row. When the bar is raised, now you need FIVE first places in a row.
rather than bold, I'd go bald from hair pulling what with all the bullshit haipais I get every round
we should do another tourney that's 5-10 cumulative and drops your lowest score again
We're no strangers to loveYou know the rules and so do I~A full commitment's what I'm, thinking of~You wouldn't get this from any other guy,IIIIIII just wanna tell you how I'm feeling,Gotta make you understand.
What aaa NIGGER game
we should do a tourney where every other score is subtracted from the total
I hear you buzzingA Fly on the wallIn through the windowAnd up through the hallFlying in circles just trying to landI see you hurting I do what I canBut I won't save you I won't save you
total hag death
FIGHTING!
Humiliated...
Digitalkeks...
Hairman is currently jobbing in A1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEpMvaBE7Z4
>>563272021>B efficiency >Still ended up in 1st placeExplain this phenomenon....
>>563272154sometimes you get gifted a free oyappane that even a child could make and that's the match over
is this your first time seeing this emote?
prob third time
>>563272154Maybe he had a specific yaku in mind that wasn't the ideal one that maka calculated. While he perfectly worked towards his goal, maka regarded every single discard as a separate mistake.
doko
>>563272709when gatcha begins
I mahjongoonedhttps://exhentai.org/g/2755914/153d74eecb/
>Tentacles
>Found a guy with 95 mortal score every game last week>He only has 92 this weekI can't report him anymore...
the photo i can’t find. ($5,000 reward)
>>563272154Keeping safe tiles in your hand and folding while you're ahead
Is there porn of the mahjong shotas?a-asking for a friend...
I could just never really get into JJK tbqh atleast Chainsaw Man was kinda fun but never got JJK
>>563273436Getting dicked by futa girls?
>>563273436There should be a handful on pixiv and the booru
Bravo auskeks
>>563273563
>>563273105thanks, I wanted to try out the new detection evasion model before league
>>563273778https://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/player/101536439/12
Shohei Ohtani plays Riichi Mahjong | You won't believe what he did! (INSANE PLAYS)cynthia-7.png
>>563273951can someone answer i didnt see that there were two threads
>>563274290token consideration for cutting yakuhair early, but if you think of it like this youll just fumble uke.really it is what it is you just play for speed like normal and get luckier than the others.
>>563274290Think of it as optimizing between safety, efficiency and cockblocking other players. Consider how much you weigh all 3 at any moment and make a decision based on that. You will eventually move towards optimal weights, and actually thinking about it in this way is better than following some random guideline that will only be applicable for a specific bakyou.
>>563274736bakyou
>>563274736I just pick one at random in those cases, no point spending brain energy on something trivial like this.
>>563274736
>>563274983You don't even get to watch this time, cuck queen
translation machine broke, but it's of utmost importance to let everyone know our favourite office lady went up 10 positions
>>563275161why is imouto so low, she's never gonna get a swimsuit at this rate
>>563275521
>>563275161Is Yuzu stable?
The Kodomo.
>>563275809koromo a cute!
There should be a local rule where you can "pon" toitsu, locking yourself into open chiitoitsu (1 han)
>>563276121i just dont have the creativity to come up with ideas as bad as this.
>>563276121Did you even think this through or did it just pop into your head and you thought it would be a good idea to share? Try playing a few games with yourself like that to realize how retarded it is.
There should be a local rule where I get all the points.
>>563276601>>563276768Its called fun and whimsy, you wouldnt get it
>>563277098People get out of their way to play ryanhan shibari or kuitan nashi just to get around the possibility of prematurely ending the round and your idea is a yaku (along with a new mechanic) that would make the problem much bigger. Maybe it would work in Asura where it would be completely useless, because even with two dora a 3 han hand would be completely worthless there.Try seeing the bigger picture sometimes. Add ronchiitoi if you wanna play with chiitoitsu, it changes meta a little and introduces new ways to get a yakuman, properly scored doesn't even destroy the balance of the game.
>Red Pandas are NOT What You Think They Are
reply to this post ONLY if you made it to the next stage
i didn't
Only because I didn't sign up
>>563277441
how do i get above 75 in mortal
>>563277441easynya
>>563277663well first you have to go above 67
>>563277663
>>563277663Start practicing using real coaching tools likehttps://github.com/shinkuan/Akagi
So, I used the pushmonkey strategy and made it.Now what's the strategy for the top 32?
>>563277267
>>563277865this is cheating
>>563277901>top 10% instead of top 30%the strategy is to pushtard and luckshit even harder
>>563277967only if you get caught
>>563262576Flat thread won. All is right with the world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUvMNdm5c5ICrow taking the jonkler for a spin
>>563263410The emotes are good but the art is so clearly AI-generated, it’s surreal. Not that anyone will care and will keep throwing their money at catfood
>>563279124prove it
>>563263789>ukokkeihis precure and onpu stuff is good
Personally I think there should still be a cut in when it's a 11700 / 7700 handInsult to injury
>>563277663skim section II of RB1
>>563279178
>>563279203The way she’s posed, the flatness and general featurelessness of her face, the strange asymmetry of her clothes…these factors lead me to believe that the concept art at least was selected from an array of AI-generated artworks
MAKA don't preach, I'm in trouble deep
>>563279973That's just SAO's artstyle manAI wasn't pulled out of the fucking ether it was trained on shit like this
>>563272154It's not just efficiency, it's also push-pull decisions.
imaging getting mindbroken by clankers.couldn't be me
>>563280114Damn, so this is literally pre-AI slopPerhaps the advent of AI had caused me to overestimate human "art" as well
Autokokohttps://autotable.riichi.moe/?gameId=koko
I just realized I have to wake up at 4 AM on my day off if I get to play in the semis.
>>563280639Are the semis next weekend?
>>563278742lol nice fucking servers majsoulkeks
>>563280114>>563280351the models are trained on good art too, its just that the results are rated and honed by hopeless devkids who lose any faint taste in art once they see more than 10 pictures in an hour and genuine indians.also prompted by people with even less taste like visionaries who hate effort and suits.
>>563280458shan't
>>5632804583/4
>>563277901literally just luckshit, there is no strategy
>>563280760AI can be a great brush so to speakbut you’d need a lot of skill behind the scenes with carefully curated LoRAs and people with an eye for design and prompting. not to mention someone to redraw it and so on… so in the end ot really becomes more human than AI
>>5632804584/4
i see people pushing 5+ mu suji every single round against riichis without issue, but when i push a single slightly dangerous tile i will always deal in and im just forced to fold instead, is there some secret technique ive missed out on? im getting desperate
thinking of paying for Claude through openrouter to fund my mahjong porn habithow quickly do the tokens and costs add up?>>563283013Variance and survivorship bias. You don’t pay attention to all the nyaggers who get baiman’d after retard pushing because it’s expected. Also the fact that you naturally pay more attention to your actions and motivations than those of others
>>563283013The less you care the safer reckless pushing is
poosh senki suji
I often search rhythm game topics on the b4k archive and there's often posts from this general in the resultsWhy do you people play rhythm games
>>563283727why do you often search rhythm game topics on the b4k archive
>>563283829autistic and it's an extremely niche community so i can't talk to people in real time about it very often so i just search stuff to see if anyone said anything about it in the past
>>563278742what a luckshitter
>>563283727we have to find some excuse to not play mahjong
>>563283727Hey.It's me, the mahjong rhythm game schizo.What do you want to know?
>>563283829>>563284002>>563284068Should I buy an FPS, an FP7, or a Phoenixwan if I'm new to IIDXNote: I have played a lot of 5-key beatmania on an arcade stick in retroarch and I like it a lot, but I haven't really touched IIDX or 7-key BMS yetAlso the FPS and FP7 are out of stock so when do those usually restockI imagine they all have arcade buttons so what's so good about the Phoenixwan to warrant the extra cost?
Evens renew charmOdds lmao fuck you Fu Ji
>>563284389Such a fat ass for a 16 year old
>>563284434you are missing like two zeroes there
>>5632844950016 year old
>>563284068>>563284228Also, another thing is that 5-key beatmania has been dead for over 20 years so basically no one has ever talked about it on the archives and that makes me kind of sad because it is fun and there's some funny songs in there
>Say unyuuu tiem one more time motherfucker I dare you
>>563283727In the current event in Riichi City you can play a rythm game minigame. But I didn't see anyone here talk about it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DcUsP9d-TU
>>563262576umm I can see her butt...
>>563283013>oh man i really need this tenpai to work out, good thing this tile i just drew is terminal suji and one chance>he had tanki on itIt was mortal and MAKA approved, so, whatever.
>>563278742>the EN guy is the only one who didn't emote
>>563285318Well done, anon!
>>563285257mjg isn't ready yet for uncomfortable discussions
>>563285257I'm not used to rhythm games so it's too difficult for me, I can't go above a B on the medium levels. It expires soon though, I should try again.
>>563285318you can see her but what?
>>563284228>>563284657I don't think the FPS and FP7 have been in stock for a long time now.I have 2 cheap Yuancons and they're good enough for doubles.>what's so good about the Phoenixwan It's colorful and has easy 1P/2P side switching because of magnets.>I have played a lot of 5-key beatmania on an arcade stick in retroarchHow did you even discover original beatmania in 2026?>no one has ever talked about it on the archives I guess hardcore techno gabba isn't popular anymore.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zcH3wwIAmYAlso, you miss a lot of the future quality-of-life features like better scroll speed and sudden/hidden area setting.If I were you, I'd download Lunatic Rave 2 or Beatoraja, download a starter GENOSIDE bms pack, and mess around with charts using zsxdcfv on your keyboard. It can transfer a bit to a real controller.
>>563285642>How did you even discover original beatmania in 2026?I used to play Taiko no Tatsujin casually, then recently I got back into it but more seriously, actually bought a drum (TDC10), then got into rhythm games more generally, whenever I get into something I try to learn everything about it, and beatmania's like the first rhythm game ever so I wanted to play it and with retroarch you can use runahead to reduce the input lag so it's pretty accessible actually. And arcade stick turned upside-down using the stick as the turntable is pretty fun. I also got into DDR a little. If I had a Round1 near me I'd like to play Chunithm.
>>563285642>>563285992Posting favorite 5key songshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fme8svC6mp4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmY4_QXzCXshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XECeaez4eywhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWXdMZyerKshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NR8wpHXAuoEI really feel like this game's aesthetics influenced WarioWare a lot
Hannahchads, I kneel
>>563286207
>>563286180I just noticed these are all from GOTTAMIX, but I also like a lot of the songs on 6thMIX+Core
>vtroomor spammer was a hannigger all alongWow, who could have possibly seen this coming
>>563286270Why would you edit the emote like that
>>563286323Trying pretty hard to fit in now
>>563286438Yes, you sure are
>>563283167you need to look into the caching, search around /aicg/ for thatit makes it a lot cheaper, but depends on how long your sessions are and how much you chat
>>563285992>retroarch you can use runahead to reduce the input lagCool, I assumed emulating rhythm games would always be a disaster. Maybe you can try emulating the IIDX PS2 games too.I used to play a lot of DDR, but I got tired of vomiting, muscle aches, and fevers.
>>563286592>Maybe you can try emulating the IIDX PS2 games too.The thing with runahead is that it only works on certain cores due to the way it uses save states. I don't think PS2 is supported, I know you can make save states on PS2 emulators but idk how it'd handle the multiple save states a second that runahead does. I also heard MAME has pretty low input lag now even without runahead, and there's also PC data on nyaa for every game after IIDX 9th Style
>wake up>my ranking: --I'll assume I made it
how do you get mortal to analyze tonpuusen
>>563286180https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3t0OFwd3gUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XnRfTdxd1Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-kCT-mxzcYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdVFN2OmO8Ihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0-B5A3DR7k
nande
>>563287274hand is shit lest notice the invisible sanshoku
>>563285257Probably because no one fucking cares about riichi shitty
>>563287274very slow 3-4 han or slow callable 2 han
>>563287147i like that last videothe first controller is very nice looking
>>563287629
>>563280458well jonged
What's a yaku? I only play by feel.
>>563283727How did you even notice the posts are from this general? Do you always check where a post is posted?
>>563289070yeah i wanna see if there's replies
https://www.mariowiki.com/Yakuman_DS#Defaultwhich character are you?
>>563289538>shy guy>likes callingWho's writing this dreck?
I'm playing through RE9 and this game is scarier than a mahjong match where the oya has already ponned 2 dragons...
>>563289538I play as Aru.
>>563289978Kojima worked on this game
how many soldiers are /we/ sending to round 3
RC doko
>>563291256https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KQ8tcMs2egYep, I think RC won
>>563263410
>>563292031SPOILERS
Can't wait for the 2 reamaining characters to be the little girl and pink smith.
>>563292318Are we having a SAO watchalong then?
>>563292424Still waiting for the Gintama all eps marathon
>>563292378But I want Alice and Shion...
>>563292713Before the reveals I thought it's gonna be Kirito/Asuna/Suguha/Sinon, but now I kinda doubt it and we'll just see the very basic first season characters, isn't that what the coming game(?) is about?
https://futabaforest.net/b/src/1775903526846.png
>>563292483I already binged all of Gintama within 3 months
>>563293406Fuji is not that big
I just realised I have a 9 long 1st/2nd streakand with that realisation I have jinxed myself
>>563291595>we want the P****U***** audience
>>563294202but that's a woman, not a little boy
>>563294259he also likes women
>>563294761little women
God I want to molest Saki
sounds like a based guy
What was the cutoff for round 2?
>>563295230256You can't check the now anyway, you'll get mail if you got in
>>563295029That's a man
>>563295531and what a man
100 body weight squats is harder than I thought
>>563295531But that is clearly a boy
>>563285642I downloaded GENOSIDEInstead of doing the cramped keyboard layout where you don't even really practice scratching I'm back on my arcade stick bullshitthis is the same layout I use for 5key minus the right two buttonsFirst impressions: 7key is way harder than 5keyObviously the two extra buttons but I'm also used to reading 5key where the white notes and blue notes aren't separated at all, the only time there's a gap is when you have to hit 1 and 5 at the same time, now there's gaps even for 1 and 3 at the same time, so it's a bit to get used to reading-wiseI probably will buy a controller
>麻雀初心者『これって東、西ホンイツトイトイですか?でもなんか違う気がするんです』>パパ『ええ、、、役満です』>同卓者のみなさん『おめでとう!!』this is how they get you hooked
I never seen SAO but if the next char is this Suguha in the swimsuit I am gonna get her, something about the short dark hair .. .
>>563285257Why does this video even exist
>>563295290No mail nya..
>>563296563
>>563296563Mail's not out yet
>>563296669oh wait it isoops
i mahjongedhttps://exhentai.org/g/1621677/59943ef59c/https://exhentai.org/s/20625ff7ed/2352609-26
>>563297013haitei raoyue
>>563297128Carry on then
>>563296537you can't imagine there being ONE guy playing riichi city and recording it?
>>563297216not when the channel isn't mahjong related
>>563297216I'm just shocked by how bad the gameplay is
>>563297468>not a paid commission
>>563297581Sorry, missed the リクエスト part
>>563297468shouldn't have said 6 7
>>563296457that point chart is really nice
>>563297468Why does she look like a 3D model?
>>563297887
Sumata with Jane's fat thighs!
>>563298063
>>563298394God I want to pin her down and tickle her, those exposed pits, she's asking for it
i guess i’m full bonding Jane today huh…
Majsoul Friends Room 21739(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=21739friendly koko mostly standard rules
>>563298904>lust provoking image
I did it /mjg/!
>>563298904Rather see a full moon
>>563298904full and started!
>>563298904>kormo room>only big titty hags
>>563296119I'll probably end up getting one of the FPS/FP7s that are around $200 on MercariAfter some further research, I think their compromise is that the turntable is slightly smaller? Which may or may not be a big deal idk
>>563299547is this fr
Shan’t cheer for any anons in yostar tourney until they’re cleared with a google spreadsheet
>>563299620no this is de
djey
>>>/g/108582523
>>563300213>sillytavernThose were the days. I remember helping out when it all started back in 2023. Good times.
>>563299036Grats anon, you will also make it next round. Believe.
>>563298904bg
>>563298904gg back to 3/4
>>563296743Is this the same time that the other rounds started?
>>563298904started again
>>563300921yes
I've noticed the bg frequency increasing
>>563300921As anon said same starting time, but keep in mind that it's 6 hours shorter than the previous 2 rounds.
>>563296743>round starts midnight in my timezoneAh well, I'm unemployed anyway.
>>563301086are you going to do something about it
>60 scrolls gathering dustCertainly there will be a decent exclusive character or a good collab one day, right?
>>563302041SAO is good collab sir.
>>563302041I'm going to be famous Joker from the next collab
>>563302041you won't pull anything with the scrolls anyway
>>563302041Same. Catfood still refuse to rerun the Cardinal banner for some fucking reason.
>>563301086It's interesting how "X is becoming more frequent" and "the frequency of X is increasing" mean the opposite.
>>563302041>good collabI'm right here
There has only been one good collab
>>563302041We just had a Gintama collab
>>563296119>>563299587Actually this isn't... so bad... at least compared to high-end Taiko controllers like the ZhongTaikoIdk if I'll have to pay import duties after ordering thoBut yeah and if I regret it these seem to resell for a lot of money so no loss to me
>>563303127I will never recover from missing out on Kuro.
>>563303348Sucks to be you anon, I got all my cups
>>563302859Very shit collab>>563303127Shit collab>>563303186Worst collab ever
>>563303412Hope it cost you a lot of pulls including multiple Gils.
>>563303289have you tried this?
>>563303424
>>563303424not even the token i hate all collabs anon can bring himself to hate baggies hoshino-11.png
>>563303537Very rude anonCouple hundred dollars and gil was my last
>whaling in gacha ever
"Mahjong" in my tv show
>>563303709Shit collab, but since it is an all females collab its not to being the worst one. ( the only exception to this rule is Akagi collab which is a good collab)
She has snake AIDS.
>>563304162still worth
>get told my score isn't good enough>ignore them>qualify
>>563303931The desk is too small
>>563304397She is the literal cousin of Satan (or whoever you interpret the snake in Genesis to be)
>>563304062you gay
>>563298904GGs
Adam and St(eve)
>>563298904ggs
>>563304162RC-coded design
>>563298904ggs fun games!
>>563304505I don't care I would still eat out her snake cloacakujouriu-12.png
>>563298904gg, thanks for the fun game
>>563304592There would be a dildo shoved up her ass if it was truly rc coded
Ganbaritai naa...
>>563304505Satan is a snake???
>>563304467I think they really tried to recreate mahjong, but they had no idea what it looked like
>>563304859In some depictions he has a snake as a tail on top of the goats head
>>563304505Sorry I'm not in the fandom to know its lore
>>563304505For Gnostics the snake in Eden is a heroic figure
>>563305007*tips fedora*
>>563305007it's basically steel ball run
>>563305007>>563305320
>solved the mysteries of Rokkenjima in the most logical way possible>the culprit dies in this episode
>>563306635the fact that shannon and kanon can be both dead and alive because of their fake real tulpa is my worst gripe
Creampieing snake every night
Good collab when?
You wouldn't know a good collab if it ron'd you in the face
the gintama collab does ron you in the face though
>>563307010pick your poison
I want a cuties rerun
We need a Steve rerun.
>>563307428Why? Don't tell me you missed out on getting all the cups lmao
>>563307413
yostar here, we're announcing steve EOS tonight
>>563307413Aria this November
>>563307604that would be a hoe collab
>>563307413if I see Banana menzen tsumo a baiman because Janki did a closed kan after Beatrice oikake riichid Tony Soprano my mahjong life would be complete
Even if we got a good collab you punks would still complain anyways.
if mjs gets a steins;gate collab i'm going to pretend i always liked it to gaslight the rc shill into getting schizophrenia
>>563307716>re:zero from temuno thanks
what happened to that one anon that hosted RC kokos for like 2 weeks
courtesy cynthia-7.png to the dragon because I don't have cynthia
>>563307890>Proving me right
>Capitalizing after greentext marker
>>563306040
Higurashi Gets Interactive “Self-Insert” Chat Game Where They Can Talk With Characters
>browse /bag/ out of curiosity>gay porn (real, penis visible)baggots, not even once
>>563307713same
>>563307949still logs in everyday
>>563309050They're dressing as girls thoughbeit
>>563309050WTFBASED
>>563309406That's just double heresy, nigger.
>>563309050>>563306963
>>563309406>>563309610heeeeeeyy cuties
I did not need to see that
>>563309524They are chinks
Someone buy me a pizza.
I didn't need to see that
>>563309610Ah, yes, like good old 2hu threads at /jp/I think I still have saved some homemade anon gay porn on 2hu costumes somewhere.
>>563309748Fill out the form first.
kill all beggies
>>563309610Why is there an electrical socket in the middle of the mirror?
Every time I posted "kill all baggies," I always made sure to whisper: "except Aru..."
Average turn 3 riichi in sanma.
>>563310084
kill all baggies especially aru
Why is it called Blue Aruchive if Aru is red?
>>563310249Aka is red not Aru
Aru doesn't count as a baggie, we colonized her and by right of conquest she belongs on our divegrass team instead of /bag/'s.
I want to colonize Aru's tits.
wwyd?
>>5633107536m
>>5633107537m for sure
>>563310727do not take advantage of mentally handicapped
>>563310970It's okay I'm retarded too.
>>563310753The position isn't too desperate, so you should probably be greedy and discard 6m for saanankou chance.
>>5633107536m for sure, play like you are chasing 2nd place even in 1st
>>563310753>3 han vs up to 8 hanit's still mid game so obviously we greed
>>563310053
PLEASE DONT PONT WWYDs WITH THESE FUCKING UGLY TILE DECORATIONS, THANKS.
>>563310820>>563310861>>563311073>>5633110857m says maka/mortal. And it would have ronned toimen on his riichi disard.I was greedy and had to fold after toimen and shimocha riichied, toimen deals into a dealer mangan anyway.
>>563309050posting gay porn is a very indonesian-coded thing to do
>>563311578i'm shocked mortal gives absolutely no thought to the 6 given the massive difference in value
>>563311578sorry I meant kamicha, not shimo
>>563311073>The position isn't too desperate, so you should probably be greedyWhat? Exactly the opposite. Because we're ahead by a good margin, just take the good wait tenpai.Basic things.
>>563311840So this is what it looks like.... to be third rate...
>waiting for mortal to tell you you're right before giving your two centsUh-huh
>>563311840
sometimes you're meant to be raped
>>563311840funny how posts like this only come out after the copebot opinion is posted
>>5633100843p is big dick mahjong hours
>>563312103STONKS
>>563312103>E1At least you get to spend the rest of the game trying to claw back
>>563312103don't cryit's just menhon with no dora
>>563312284that's a suuanko tanki hagbro
>>563312284anon that's a double yakumanthe game is over
>>563312284Look at the hand closelier anon
>>563312284your yaku reps?
>>563312284thats an all triples single wait tho
>>563312334>>563312368>>563312381>>563312386I misread one of the 5p for a 6p
>>563312103>2nd row gomenchan>2 winning tiles
>>563312515immediate burialfirst handno funerallose 126 points
>>563312103Meido
>>563312103That's just mean.
>>563312003retard>>563312014>>563312114i'm sorry i'm not online 24/7frankly i'm surprised so many got it wrong, so it warrants doubling down on
>>563312686gomenchan?
>>563312727>*breathes out*
https://1kawaya.com/item/213/ who is bringing this to summer camp 2027
>>563312103I wouldn't riichi a tanyao nomi dogshit hand, and would have avoided deal in here
Ah, gomen
>>563313376you'd dama and deal in
>>563313376Calling riichi is the bot approved move thoughbeit.
surely there will be another summer camp, the announcement is just late, right.......................?
jade room wwyd vs. gold room I got raped lmao
>>563312968Actually I answered 7m, for your reasons evenI just like being snarky
Next summer camp is in FloridaSingups tba
no thanks I'm not gay
Next summer camp is going to be in Dubai
Sealclubbing saints play intelligently enough to give you a chance. E1 loopers just push everything and annihilate you whenever it's their turn to get lucky.
Next summer camp is at my mom's house
>>563311578>7m says maka/mortal. And it would have ronned toimen on his riichi disard.You skipped a ron?
>dama for one turn>someone cuts your winning tile>skip>next two discards are suji or the same tile>don't riichi and end up folding after I do this too much
>>563313947who let the arus out today
>>563314141
>>563314240Who, who, who who?
>>563314637
Aru's anus
Asuna and Kirito were obvious picks, the other two characters are more up in the air.Who do you think it will be, and who would you like to have? Pick 2 for each.Hard mode: pick one female character and one male character, if you dare.
I have a league team idea now. If you take it from me, I will find you and I will stab you. Be warned.
>>563316247it's obvious they're gonna do the arc heroines, so it's suguha/shinon/alice, one of them is not gonna make itunless it's really the aincrad game promotion, in this case it's lisbeth and silica
>>563316247Silica and Lizbeth are "safe" picks because they're staple and the original crew when they were grinding in Aincrad. Alice and Sinon if they want to go on a more popular route.
>>563316247Either the little girl+smith or Sinon+Suguha cause they are fan favorites. But if it's to promote the game, it's first.
>>563316247Klein
>>563316247>hoping forSinon, Alice>will beSinon, Eugeo
actual physical pain to drop the 8s here
>they think they are getting Alicization characters
>>563316247It'll be the other 2 girls on the coverr
>>563316681you are supposed to drop 0s
>>563316807But there's 3 girls
>>563316929
>>563316961one of them has a penis
>>563317129YeahMine
>>563317072i'd probably drop it too, it's relatively safe and the hand is haneman anyway
>>563316571>eugeo without alicewhat
Hey AIbro is koboldcpp + sillytavern still the way to go? If so I might set it up and write a few mahjong cards.xenia-6.png
>>563316247Our guy
>>563316247Someone mentioned SAO has an Aoi Yuuki minor character so I wonder if there are any chances of it being her.
>>563307413It's alright. SAO has a main character called **rito and a main girl voiced by Haruka Tomatsu. It's essentially To Love-Ru.
won't be playing jong today, saving my energy for tommorows round 3
More like Shit Fart Online.
>>563317905Rest well and do your best!
>>563317460I wishUnfortunately it won't happen considering how the previous black man is by far the least successful character
>>563317905GET FOURTH
>>563307949I quit because the only gimmick got boring quickly
>starting to develop a complex about my age because I'm the oldest person in most groups I'm part of>I'm 28It's so over.
>>563317958More like Shitpiss Archive (also known as a cesspool, or a septic tank)
>>563318227fuck off rc shill
>>563318227That's young for /mjg/ standards, everyone here is a dinosaur.
>>563318227Didn't ask. I'd like to unsubscribe to your blog. Buy an ad.
>>563318227>28zoomer
>>563318227how the fuck is that possible when only the oldest people alive play mahjong?
There has only been one good collabGood Goodchive.
>>563318458Have you never looked at one of those mahjong club images posted here?
>>563318710yes?
The SAO Ron effect is gonna be next level tilting
>>563318227My ideal age is 6, 7.
>>563319164Depends on how slow it is
>>563319395for me, it’s 7-11
>>563319395>>563319478pffft
Åh Sarah, kom ut i kvällJag väntar i hörnet vid 7-11
Average age of /mjg/?So I know when I should start getting insecure over my age.
>>563318227I'm the youngest in the group (20) and also the shortest (162cm) and they always make shota jokes about me when I'm around.
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
>>56331994918 here
>>563320010london? london? london?
>>563319949early 30s
>>563319949You're never too young to have a midlife crisis You could die tomorrowFor example, someone could break into your house and kill youSomeone's could kill ya with a knifeThis knifeFor example
>>563320010sex with this mikoslut
for me? 9/11
>>563320154>>563320224I'm straight. My only hope for love is finding one of those fujoshi shotacon types.
>>563320446It's okay, you'll come around
>*breathes in*heeeeeeeeeEEEEEEeeeeeeeyyy-*cough* ACK!!!!!
Majsoul Room 61047(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=61047tips nyashiroom theme: https://youtu.be/_FEZPkX0sv8
>>5633208132/4
>notips
>>5633208134/4
>>563320813started
>>563321549They stole my tip when I was a child.
>>563321820
>>563318227That's right around the ideal age for a guy to date an 18 year old, so you're fine.
I'm going to be the famous whoever that gets released tonight
Zoomers think a 5 year age gap is always pedophilia however.
>>563322564zoomers are retarded and impressionable thoughever
>>563322564I think that you're wrong because you're the sort of person who replies to someone without directly quoting the post.
here zoomie zooomie zooomie zooomshit pspspspspsspspsps naruto! jujitsu! tickity tock youtube shats pspspspspssppspsp~~
>>563323374Naruto is too old for zoomers.
>NARUTO!ill be okay>NARUTO!ronsei's on her way
>>563323374>he thinks naruto is for zoomersOh my god. Unc went mask off?
>tfw we could've had a naruto collab instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frdz6P8uwv4
>>563324451I REALIZE THE SCREAMING PAINHEARING LOUD IN MY BRAIN
Where can I find the measurements for Saki characters? I need them for a project
Draft me to the Naruto team
>>563324582i don't think ritz ever published them, especially seeing how B changes over time period and even specific games
same seat order???
>>56331994930 y/o boomer here
>firefox is being a pain>switch to chrome>chrome is being a painis there not a single good browser, it can't be this hard to make some tabs or something
>>563319417https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CCI-UZtEi4>Ron animation lasts 2 minutes
>>563326242i'd tell you the name of the best browser, but /mjg/ wouldn't allow it
The collab could be just the two chars
>>563324464It's a good intro, sir.
>>563326242Chrome is the new Internet Explorer, the shitty bloated monopoly browser that everyone writes their shitty bloated websites for. Edge, Brave, Opera, etc are just Chrome skins. Firefox is artificially kept alive by Google so they can avoid getting raped by antitrust.
>>563326716It was already confirmed to be 4 characters.
>>563326716Maybe like 5 years ago, but they're committed to 4 characters per collab now
>>563326836What should we do then?
How do we get 4 characters from Linovel collab 3?KeikumusumeKeikuimoutouThat other one????
>>563326937maybe meidos can do something
>>563326846>>563326891Damn well they gonna have to scrape the bottom of the barrel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8xoTBZrzko
>>563326937Kill the Web and go back to terminal-based BBS.
>>563326937Shikatanai desu
>>563326242>the browser with a canonical they/them mascot is being a pain>I'll switch to ultimate globohomo CIAslop insteadJust use Brave already.
Where is the mjg client and the mjg browser
>>563327192But mahjong soul works best with the botnet browser
>>563323501Naruto is for zoomers though? granted i’m basically a millennial and my first manga was Tsubasa:Reservoir Chronicle but i remember naruto being big even among the non-anime watchers. naruto is basically pokemon-tier, no?
>>563326242lynx
>>563327369You didn't download the client?
>>563327436my cousin grew up with Naruto.he is now 27
>>563327079
>>563327436Anon, the oldest zoomer was 7 when Naruto started airing.
>>563327436My nephews (post 2010) love Naruto
I wish Chinese women were real
>>563327079https://files.catbox.moe/51r49d.webm
>>563327484I don't use the client because it has that very annoying bug where it resets the music whenever someone declares riichi even when you have riichi music disabled. This doesn't happen in the browser client.
>>563327672they are, but they’ll steal your sperm and your money and then divorce you and take the kids
>>563316290This. I'm unironically willing to commit to daily OC, with each costing a few euros for it. If the team votes for some other shit when they're not even 1/5th as passionate about it I will make the league 5 and 6 shitshows look like the best the thread has been
Zenith riichi music should be unmuteable and add a zawa zawa aura to the screen and shake your mouse to make you discard wrong
>>563327804uh oh melty threat!
The more obscure the franchise, the more soulful the league team. Draft me and I'll manage themes no one has ever heard of.
>>563327804Just make fake team OC instead
>>563327793Oh no, pretty ladies, don't steal my sperm.
Chinese women aren't pretty
>>563327793poor French man, I bet she cooked this up after WRC
>>563320813ggs thanks for playing
>>563320813ggs
>>563320813Today was not my day, jongdacchis...
>>563327672Nah, they're disgusting
>4 ggs>no bg/mjg/ is recliningaiharamai-1.png
>>563320813bg
>>563327706Team 7!
>>563327672
>>563320813I wish Mieruko-chan would piss herself on my lap while we are hiding in a closet from the monsters
>>563327804>each costing a few euros for itYou want.... your team to pay you for OC? The fuck is wrong with you?
>>563328976
>>563329017No, he wants to pay us
>>563329465>plasticgook>>>>>naturalness
>>563329465koreans no eyelids, chinks standard asian eyes, japs slightly bigger eyes
Asian lower eyelid beauty standard is the worst thing that ever happened to mankind.
>>563329541h-holy furaking KINO. The jesus savior of /mjg/ has born
>>563329465they all look the same. why do women think this is an own?
>>563328879>expected the most french possible "badde gayme" ever>it wasn't that
>>563328742haha, no that's awful. haha. so gross. haha
>>563329465>Korea>>>>>>>>>>naturalness
maybe i should get plastic surgery in Korea.xenia-6.png
>>563330057Silicon is a naturally occurring element.
>>563330451Silicon is not Silicone.And Silicone is not an element.
https://tenhou.net/4/?L7447rare tenhou koko 4p standard (the 2nd on the left)
>>563330451Holy retard
>>563330916and by left I mean left from your monitors perspectivearu-0.png
>>563328742now thats a sassy girl
>>563330916I'm at work so if I dc it's not my fault
>>563330916started
I wanna be a neet in space.
Steins;Gate? More like It's;Gay.
Are you guys ready for league?
I love mahjong
>>563331867puhuhu...
>>563329738>Asian lower eyelid beauty standardI do not know what this is.
Is /mjg/ mono or double eyelid?
>>563332206anon, I...
This girl has a Hannah-adjacent accent
I already asked my boss for 5 days of leave in May to play in League
I will be boycotting league, as I have been doing since league 2
>>563330916FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK WHY IS RIGHTCLICK DISCARD
>>563332951jantama is like that too
>>563332798Unfair
>>563333003not for me I am a spastic fuck that randomly presses mousebuttons
>>563332798I asked my boss if I could have the industrial ball crushers turned off while I work so that I can focus on League while I work.
>>563332758she looks sexwatching this now
>>563332408Emphasizing the lower eyelid for some youth beauty standard or idk. They just make it more visible with makeup and I hate it.
>>563332951Your right click wrong click. Poetic!
>>563333269What is this a fucking poetry reading? I am strugglin over ere
>>563332601isn’t it uncomfortable with your eyelashes all up in your eyeball like that?
Mahjong and large breasts go hand in hand
sometimes i watch anime with French subs just to make sure I haven’t forgotten my lycée frenchI’ve forgotten everything.
>>563334108Wow that's amazing tell me more about your personal life
>>563334250Sometimes I follow random women on the way home from work just to prove that I can.Anything else?
>>563334363Anon, you're supposed to stalk women on Twitter. Not real life.
>>563334363Next time say heeeyyyyyy cutie when they confront you
>>563333204I think it's supposed to make their eyes look wider, but I agree it just looks very weird. I feel like this, together with other female fashion trends come from what women think men find attractive when it actually has the opposite effect
>>563330916gg
>>563333204>>563334526I think the eyebag makeup was optimized for making the eyes look bigger in photos on social media which is primarily accessed through phones.It's not meant to look good in person or on bigger screens.
>>563334526i believe women when they say they don’t dress up for men. if they did they’d all wear sundresses all the timethis is about intersexual competition
>>563330916gg, gotta go back to work. Why can't you guys play like this in normal mjs friendlies?
>>563330916gg, thanks for the room.
>>563334250Sometimes I touch people's parked cars walking past them as an exercise of free willNot obviously, they never know that it's done, but I know, and that's the important part, because I am a real person who makes conscious decisionsbut in doing that am I really exercising free will or is it yet another cage or false decisions?
>>563335059I know because now I have swirls in my paint
>>563334701women dress up for other women as a form of status
Hitting ryuukyoku is the best feeling in mahjong
for me? it’s hitting the quan
You luckshit against me in ranked? I tameron you. Simple as.>but it's le impolite, dishonoraburuPoliteness is for /mjg/ friendlies. Ranked luckshitters don't deserve it. Enjoy that 20s wait before I make you derank back to gold room.
for me? hitting my wife
Cumming inside Sora-kun and making him bear my children (mpreg)
extremely rare RC kokoRiichi City Friend Match110971(4-Player): https://www.mahjong-jp.com/resource/arouse.html?room_id=110971local yaku & open riichi onif you want to show off your c(l)ock this is your chance
>>563335851crow you are a woman
>>563335781Reddit.yagiyui-6.png
>>563335059You should start trying to open their doors for shit and giggles. Statistically 1 in 1000 to 10000 cars parked outside are unlocked depending on the region
>>5633358800/4 closed
I MISSED THE RC KOKO
>>563335969Sometimes I forget to lock my car so please don't do this
>>563335923No, I am a man with a real cock and balls nanoja.
>>563335923didn’t crow (T) kill die?
>>563336081Join the Sega MJ koko
>>5633358802/4
Where is the segamj koko
>Saint3>Saint3>Saint3GET OUT OF MY JADE ROOM
>>563335880AAARGHHH I FORGOT TO PLAY RC DURING THE COLLAB
>>5633358803/4
>>563336778those are the worst games, net negative gain for everyone
>>563336839Its ok, i farmed them, teehee
>>563336778It's my jade room, you're just a guest here before you derank back to expert.
>>563336995proof?
>>563337035
>>563335880still just waiting on (you)
>>563335880started
>>563335701The atpQuan?
>>563336780There is only one RC collab that matters, I hope you didn't miss it.
>>563337817Well.........
>>563337817
if those delciious kurumipits did not save RC nothing will
>>563337817>steins;slopSkipped.
RC needs to add more male characters to be successful
>>563337817RC doesn't have a single good collab IP except for Akagi, which you can also get in MJS.
>>563338420Anon… you haven’t been able to get Akagi in mjs for years now
>>563338306The male character selection in RC really is terrible and I won't play it until it improves.
they call me the Sex Offender.
>>563338554They have the famous Ainz Ooal Gown and Okabe Rintarou thoughever
they call me school shooter (but not with a gun)
>>563338775okabe is insufferable
>>563338879Only to people that hate fun and with sticks deep inside of their buttholes.
>>563337817The FKMT one? It was kind of mid since Washizu's seiyuu is too old and can't do the voice anymore.
>>563338998why do you always say people who disagree with you "hate fun," ever thought they might just have different opinions from you? not everything you consider fun is fun to other people
>>563338775Collab characters don't count
>do some pushups>can't raise arms anymore
>>563338306>5 charactersThat's it?
I do pull downs
>>563339425I prefer push-up negatives. just the pushdown part, lower yourself very slowly and let the muscles stretch. apparently they’re better for hypertrophy than regular pushups but idkmahjong
>>563339503You should try fork put downs.
>>563335880gg dude
>>563335880ggI did notice thoughever.
>>563339490>add a cute little boy to the game>don't give him any skinsIt's like they don't want my money.
>>563335880GG
>>563335880gg
>>563340071>born december 16th>pic related is december 27this december hacker month or what?
>>563338863pedophile with bars (prison)
>>563340101I would call you a faggot but I actually agree. I love when shotas have that soft look to them.
>>563340323dont just misquote me, kimoi
>>>/a/287389790
>i love little boys>100% straight btw
>>563340582i did not misquote youkurumi's birthday is on december 16th
>>563340910>130cmimagine
>>563340910My bad, I had no clue she was a hacker or has a birthday, I just like her big forehead
>>563340802Who are you quoting?
One of the girls at work got fat and I can't tell if she's pregnant or not and I'm not gonna ask
>>563341262you only ask if you are sure
>>563341060>not a single haxor/walnut emoteThat's really sad
>>563341262don't do itmy dad told me congratulated someone on getting pregnant once and they were just fat
I was looking up JIS keyboards and everyone on the orange website said it sucks so now one is arriving to my door in a few days.
reading transies’ experiences is always a hoot>Apparently, people were only holding the door for me because I was a woman rather than out of common courtesy as I had assumed. Not just men, women too. I learned this the first time I left the house presenting as male, when a woman entered a department store in front of me and just let the door swing shut behind her. I was so caught off guard I walked into it face first.
>>563341819>JISlove my IBM 5576-002there's not much point to owning a JIS keyboard though, even the japs don't use the kana layout nor the additional keys besides the weeaboo cred factor.
Look kid, I shouldn't have to explain myself. I'm from the old-school.
>>563342132>I do notice that some women do expect me to acquiesce or concede to them more now: Let them speak first, let them board the bus first, let them sit down first, and so on. >As a former lesbian feminist, I was put off by the way that some women want to be treated by me, now that I am a man, because it violates a foundational belief I carry, which is that women are fully capable human beings who do not need men to acquiesce or concede to them.
>>563341819I've been using the same keyboard for 15 years now, the keys have gone yellow.
>>563342487[s>As a former lesbian feminist, I was put off by the way that some women want to be treated by me, now that I am a manthis is just a shitpostasakuratoru-945.png
...mahjong?
mahjong with evil women
How much mah would a mahjong jong if a mahjong could jong mah?fujitakana-6.png
happy bikini day /mjg/
Mahjong with cool, though, hardboiled criminals!
>>563343075that's an adult
Best male character (not shota)?
>>563343282ryan is a hebe
Mahjong. With Blue Archives.
telly doko
I'm gonna put a Koitus in Koitu
>>563343498Excellent post.
Blue Archive decimated native /mjg/ culture
>>563343546shan’t, i’m watching precurehttps://psp-tv.com/r/tokutube
Blue Archive posts on /mjg/ are homegrown and completely different from actual /bag/got culture.
>>563343875:30
>>563343282depends on what you're going forwanjirou, joseph, kutsuji and ju are the best at tilting the nips in ranked
>>563344097The only thing that will be tilting is my body when-
>>563344097One of the most powerful emotes in the game.
>>563343498>>563344020>beggy sexcivewho cares lol
>>563343282these twojoseph-6.png
>>563342487how is troonfaggotry different than schizophrenia at this point
>>563343282joeseph/wanjirou
blub blub blubaiharamai-952.png
>>563343875started jane-888.png
>>563343282They're maybe not the best, but they're fun nonetheless:hokuraku-1.pngfengyuan-3.pngkutsuji-0.pngling-1.png
/mjg/ is a PreCure general
>>563344828I have never seen a single one of these emotes ingame and I'm not even joking.
Are you ready to reach top32?
>>563345230I didnt even enter the tournament!
>>563345163You aren't going to encounter many male players in ranked in the first place.
>>563345829>>563345829>>563345829
>>563345434generally you'd want to avoid getting matched against male players because they're either very good or just very fucking lucky
>>563345932haha is this what malehomos think
>>563345932>very luckyi fucking wish
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