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sex with horses
Reposting the divegrass roster poll in case someone missed it, will keep it open till Monday https://forms.gle/gkb5TapSoor5SmpH6
Is Lalatore really THIS dense or something? Lack is literally begging to be fucked
Do not fuck puppets
Only 14 hours away until Okasho.
>>563306075What do the odds look like?
>>563307684It's a battle between Dream Core and Star Anise, but it's a three year old classic race so it's actually anyone's race.
https://youtube.com/shorts/Iq5PXWpmUrMTosaki just escaped the jungle.
Sweet. Real sweet. Comedy duo evolving into romance was a cute dynamic.
>>563312556It's great and it doesn't happen enough.https://youtu.be/vHnaUZdBs_0
>>563301841How is he compared to Verxina trainer? That guy literally got people "kill this guy" with how dense he was.
is there an updated chart of uma birthdays as of the currently revealed roster?
Question for the JP senpai, do we ever get more interactions with the girls? From what I've seen so far the only new content for a released girl is the events where the trainer doesn't seem to exist so far, which means its just the character stories / career they release with and it ends there?
>>563317587fuck off, you don't get to shitpost in our thread and then derail it with questions you're too lazy to google too
>>563315429ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthday
The creatures are going global.
>>563317587if you're talking about story dialogue interactions, thats it yesoutside of that there are home screen voice lines, sanpo scenes, and valentines scenes+messages
i kind of naturally assumed biko would be closer to flower/urara/etc but she's actually the same height as fuu channow biko's model on the other hand is completely wrong since she's supposed to be smaller than the two of them
I don't give a fuck about >global (creatures)
I love all weird creatures as long as they’re weird and cute enough.
>>563321664that isnt a weird creature though, that's a sex creature
>>563320983But she looks smaller here and she's even closer
>>563321664i want to have sex with Krafto-san
>>563317587Nyope. Best you'll get is casual outfit.
>>563328196I love this thing so much.I can't wait until they begin shipping.
Creatures?
船橋最強!
>>563328196The order closes tomorrow so don't forget to get your Ai-chan.
>>563329967…but just how strong?
It is keiba season and I am happy to announce that horse racing is alive and well on /sp/Actually, there are actually 2 threads on that, one is a general thread and another is about the Grand NationalThe dacchis may also want to join there, but the audience is kind of different than before as they have no idea about the game
>>563330331
>>563330331My, my. Is it just keiba in general or is it for a specific race day of a specific country?
>>563330846You need to be spoonfed that much?
>>563330846Seemingly just a general thread about horse, but they seem to interest in keibaAnd the Grand National thread is just a place to complain about horse death Also, needless to say but don’t reply to the schizo dacchis
>>563331469Oh so it has absolutely nothing to do with video games and is off topic for this thread, got it
>>563331469Oh, they actually went ahead and made /horse/. That's cool.
>>563332128Yeah, we should all move to /sp/ honestly, there wasn't a good reason for us all to talk about real horses on the video game generals board to begin with.
>>563318230Very strange creature.
>>563331469>And the Grand National thread is just a place to complain about horse deathSeems like it's just one guy. Steeplechase is still terrible though
>>563331469>Who should I bet on?>Just put money on everyone, it's the safest optionAbsolute Ai move.
>>563334393But I want the underdog soulful option Alankar to win!
>>563332629the equestrian stuff like the stuff BOP and chevacchi are seemingly doing even in retirement isnt as risky as steeplechase right?
>>563328196Didn't know Ai is like Don Momotaro. That surprisingly fits hmmm.
Carrying over from last thread, get ready for the next Pakacup! This time will be the start of a three stage Pakacup gauntlet, The Triple Tiara Challenge!The rules are as followed:1a) As usual, only one trainee per trainer. Mares only.HOWEVER you cannot choose which Mare you train; Instead, it is the Mare who will be the one that chooses YOU as their trainer.(In other words, go to umamusu wiki, and click "Random Umamusume" until you get a mare that you own to train. I trust you guys will honor whichever mare you end up rolling, after all, she chose you as her trainer).1b) You are free to train whichever version of the mare you rolled that you like.i.e. If you roll Hishi Amazon, then you are free to train Normal Amazon or Wedding Amazon.2) NO SKILL EVOLUTIONS. That includes Rhein Kraft and Stego's inheritance skills.3) Training Scenario: URA Finals4) SR Support cards only. NO SSRs. There is no restriction on SR release date.5a) Once you have entered your Mare into the race, you must commit to training the same Mare for the rest of the Triple Tiara gauntlet in the next upcoming Pakacups.i.e. Trainer A enters Sweep Tosho for the Oka Sho Pakacup. They must now commit to entering Sweep Tosho for the Japanese Oaks and the Shuka Sho Pakacups.5b) You are not prohibited from entering the next Triple Tiara race if you did not enter the previous Triple Tiara race;i.e. Trainer B did not enter the Oka Sho Pakacup. They may still enter the Japanese Oaks, but must commit to their entree for the Shuka Sho if they choose to participate.The race this month will be the Oka Sho.Racetrack: HanshinDistance: 1600mWeather and Track condition will be left undetermined until the day of the race. The day of the race will of course coincide with this month's Pakalive, roughly starting the same time as the live. Sign ups will open within 24~ hours before the livestream starts.
>>563317587The alts update trainer-uma interactions. But that’s it, it’s not a big list.
>>563337907I'm genuinely curious what dacchis got because the best I managed to get is A+ with 0 caps...
>>563328196This Ai plush is one of the best pieces of merch they’ve put out. The memes have been great
>>563328196>>563328586>>563338754I have to buy 3, one for me and 2 for my newborn twin daughtersI hope they grow up strong like Ai-chan
>>563334910I like Alankar because it's spelled the same as Arrancar
>>563321861All umas are weird creatures.
>>563324806i only realized now what you meant anon i meant bijin and then biko but i instinctively corrected bijin into 2x biko anyways
>>563328196
Rooting for Garavogue
rooting for horses that aren't yoshida-connected
Rooting for donuts
Oka Sho winner is typically always in top 3 odds. Let's go Dreamcore!
How many more hours to go?
>>563352913
>>5633532635
>>563353395what's her personality like?
>>563353395I really do wish they implemented something like evolving shoubufuku.
>>563353395Normcore in game when?
>>563337907I'm happy rolling gyarumama
>>563353735hors
>>563321861>sex creatureElaborate
>>563356385is that even her t san?the dialog or at least the way it's translated makes him sound more like a clueless stranger if he never noticed THAT..
>aitore is a gary stu handcrafted by the three goddesses to be ai's one and only man>lalatore is some fuckass clown who does it for the love of the game(fucking around and finding out)
>>563335718That's dressage and show jumping, they're a whole different kind of event. It's more about precision than speed, so every jump is careful and there's only five or six jumps at most.
>>563284074I forgot about the highlander thingy and the stat looks so ass... Replacing Curren with pow Tama now
>Second To Best>second placeSometimes the result is just too obvious
>>563359852The Goddesses know that you need the right man for the right job. Every trainer is handpicked to be the perfect fit for their uma, yes that includes SiL and SiLTore.
Fuck mobumas I guess.
>>563363858IN THE UMANKO
>>563362106Looking forward to Tacttore becoming Survivorman™
>>563363858
>>563362106i don't think tahbotore and ulalatore are handpicked at all
>>563359852>the state of Tracen trainersDrawfag anon, it would be great if you made one trainer for every una
>>563359852Actually, Lala notes that Lalatore is usually pretty serious. He actually has to try hard in order to be funny(piss lala off)
>>563360801That's such a cruel name lmao
>>563364452Mob umas owe me...
>stunned Arse by hiring her favourite orchestra to play a private concert just for her, complete with a talk session after the concertIs there no end to the Satono's influence. How is anyone supposed to top that?
The satonos will pay for their crimes one day
Buena, you can't just go around shipping people like that.
https://tospo-keiba.jp/breaking_news/70408Museum Mile cancelled HK trip due to gait problem found
>>563368841Wait, if Museum Mile can’t get healthy by Takarazuka, doesn’t Tabaru have another shot at a G1?
>>563368938Croix will probably be there too if he wins/does well at haruten
>>563368841Damn, real unlucky. Couldn't go to Dubai now he can't even go to Hong Kong.
>>563368810I wanna breed the carrot
>>563337907>got Chrono>thought Gran, Loves, and Ai will be hell to beat with URA tier stats, might as well reroll for easier uma>got Chrono againCan't escape...
>>563368841not necessarily a gait problem it's that there's a high chance he won't be given the vet clearance because their standards are different so they're not going to bother wasting the trip
>>563368841Tfw can only counts on Maball and lememe to stop RW's domination
>>563369698>he rerolledYou don't deserve Chrono.
I wonder if some people actually saw the Lala VS Ai rivalry as an indirect Orfe VS Kanaloa battle. Seems kinda weird since I don't think Orfe and world's biggest Currenfag ever raced each other.
>>563320983>>563324806that what happens when Biko is with Hishi Akebono too often.
>>563370553I wonder when they’ll drop Kanaloa in game. I want to see the cute interactions with Ai and Pandora
>>563370686>Epi and Kanaloa are the top breed seeds in nippon now>uma Epi outgoing and forcefulWhat's Kanaloa's personality going to be like?
who else is from kanaloa's owner club?'Lord Horse Club' doesnt seem to have other many if any other known entries on the english speaking racing databases
>>563370553Sprinters being so detached from the classic route really fucks me up I totally forgot LK & Orfy are from the same generation and got me thinking for a moment what's the relation between them
>>563370686Pandora's going to have to constantly cheer Kanaloa up every time he gets rejected by Curren.
>>563371834the only other G1 winner they've had is Lady Pastel and they operate under KI Farm
>>563371145>lorddefinitely boymankoor they could fuckaround and make uma canola the girliest girl
>>563370686
>>563372559>LadyOh yeah, they used to distinguish between stallions and mares.
>>563356835if you read that doujin, well the mysterious hotspring did BUFFED Kraft's already B85.Although well most people don't really know
>>563369698kys
https://x.com/uma_musu/status/2043162309481337090
Lord Kanaloa and Curren's going to be another Helios-Ruby situation.
>>563373705aaaaAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>>563373787doubt it, I think Curren will tolerate Kanaloa as long the later doesn't go full horny-retard.
>>563371145I bet he's going to be a cool, handsome boyfaggot who go full retard whenever Curren is involved.
>>563374526aka a simp
JPbros is Nishino really a must-pull? I've been traumatized by having to get to pity every time.
>>563375043you won't get a pace accel inherit other than her for a while at least
>>563375043Nishino still get used for short/miles race to this day in JP since her unique is pretty strong.
UOOOOOH TAKESHIIIIII>>563375043She's a strong miler and short distance runner, especially early in the game, and she holds up even now. She's also an amazing parent for those distances.
>>563375043Nishino is too good to pass up. Hell, she's still being used as a parent even now because her inherit's that good.
Reiwa Orfevre (girl) is coming?!Female jockey too, would be kino if the first G1 won by female japanese jockey is Oaks.
>>563375935Is there any jockey that doesn’t look really awkward when taking picture? Outside of the lady-killer Ryusei and the mare-killer Kawada
>>563375043I just waited 1.5 years and unlocked from daily legend races
>>563376121Ojisan, Kitamura, Iwata Jr., Lememe, M. And C.Demuro. The Yokoyamas just unfortunately have a bad case of the same face.
>>563376121Ahem.
>>563376718Kyahhhhhhhhh!!Who ever married this guy must be a really lucky woman
Gaiamente... 2nd...
>>563376834Still, stop tooting your own horn.
10 minutes until the Oka Sho. Don't forget to do your predictions and place your bets if you haven't done it yet!
>>563377787Woops, almost forgotCan you post the link? I thought it was in the op
>>563377940it's the monies derby under OP dacchi
>>563377940It is in the OP tho?
>>563377940nevermind, I'm a bit blind and retarded. Can't post bets anyways after 3:30
>>563376574I wanna see the sexy swimsuit version
>>563376718What a handsome gentleman. He would be a great fit for the beautiful scenery and delicious food available in Tomakomai.
Starting soon.
>>563377787I'm just going to save money and bet big on HaruTen.
What happened?
What happened to Dream Core? The speakers in Nakayama is kinda shit so I didn't hear why they cancelled the gate-in process.
i think Lily Joie got thru the front gate
Ah, yeah, it's Lily Joie.
>>563378601Lily Joie breached the gate
>>563378672She forced the gate open.
>>563378737>>563378738>broke through the gate>FUCK YOU, I'M STILL GOING TO RACE>get moved to the outermost gateWhat a lady
i like uma in racing swimsuit
STAR ANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISEMATSUYAMA KOUHEEEEEEEEEEEI
HOLY SHIT STAR ANISE
Star Anise, big gap
Strong win by Star Anise!
>basically done everything I can with my wife in gameHow do I keep thinking about her...
Heh.
Keibajiisan why have you done this. Alankar all the way in the back.
>>563379224It's my fault. I'm so sorry.
>>563379224That accel is fucking amazing I have to sayWill place more hope on Alankar from now on
Ummmm Dreamcorebwos?
why is her mouth white?
>>563379294That's literally how Alankar got 5th at Hanshin JF. Exact ride but Kitamura was on her at the time and got flamed for it. Looks like Alankar can't go up at all early.
I only just noticed that there are four (四) horss by the same owner in this race. I thought three was the max limit?
>>563379409Yeah Kitamura got bashed big time and lost his ride on her but Take has been her jockey for the 3rd time now and still she couldn't win
So, what do we think about her chance at the last two tiaras?She made that victory look so easy.
>>563379409>>563379509So she is an oikomi?
>>563379582With not enough wit or power.
Thank goodness for the JRA channel, and thank you Lily Joie for delaying the race a bit so that it started right after picrel 9th inning ended
>>563379637Summer is coming, there is still plenty of time to train Wit and Power
>>563379541Would do well for Shuka. Not sure about Oaks. Had a brainfart
>>563379727Are you going to a pachinko after that to complete the ojisan weekend activities?
Osaka Hai bros, we were defeated by some mares
Oh my Anis my Star Anis get two more stars
>>563379904Everyone wants to see the next generation of ohimbas. Also Hanami season is over.
Chrono is happy Zippy got in the money at least
>>563380142That doesn’t look … packed? I guess you could enter with gate ticket then
>>563379410you haven't seen the races where 5 are sunday racing?
>Dream Core 9thOof
>>563380267What happened to her? She basically just disappeared
>>563380221That's Nakayama yo. It's pretty busy for a day with no on-site graded race.
lewd
>>563379894it's either mahjong parlor or pachinko right
>>563380335Now look closely, yeah that Nakayama. Peach Air ticket too expensive this time?
>>563380393>Deep's mom.jpg
>>563380421Golden Week's coming up. Need to save money for Kasamatsu Event -> HaruTen.
Do you guys wanna run a G1 re-enactment race for the oka sho?
>>563380495AyyyyyyyyyAirplane tickets here also got really unaffordable. I don’t think I will travel anytime soon
Takeshi just won another race. He really is good with Kanto courses.
>>563379637So what she can do now? Retire early and breed with Goldship?
>>563380146>It's ok, Kawada-san. Leave the mares to me.
>>563380397Or boat racing.
Happy Matsuyamahttps://x.com/wpq3h39pi73/status/2043221454322602061
>>>/sp/154173880It really is the year of the horse dacchis, I can't believe /sp/ has umaposting now.
>>563380986I hope Tact does this for her victory anim.Would be peak gap.
>>563380528What do you mean?
>>563381042
>>563379409It's funny that Kitamura's horse ended up placing higher than Alankar in this race
You mother fuckers told me Dream Core was sure to win! 9th? God damn it!!!!!!
>>563381093Oka sho room, post in the thread, run our wives, have fun seeing who wins.
>>563381669Ah, yeah, sure. I'm down for that. Gonna limit it to one girl per player like with the upcoming /umajp/ Triple Tiara challenge?
>Thanks Horse Day charity auction event with items from jockeys and trainers>Takeshi just offer F4 goods and F4 poster with F4 shirtThis guy found his hors wife early on.
>>563379409he got flamed for this
>Garavogue 2nd in HJF and Oka Sho against Star AniseWe're witnessing the birth of new Lala/Xina
Anyone playing winning post? How do you discover more about your horse data? Like the distance aptitude or stats
Owari da....
>>563384205Checking their comments at the end of the year (where you register your foals as runners) would give you a general info on their distance and track aptitude, but you'll have to race them to get the full picture.
>>563384205What the first anon said is trueyou can sort of cheat the system with distance aptitude by registering the horse for a race and then checking what the trainer thinks. They can say things like "the distance might be too long/short"
>>563381042Cut to AiTore wrapped up in bandages like a mummy after getting second degree burns across his entire body from hugging her.
>>563379409There's a lot of cope about Alankar doing well at Oaks, but a lot of blame is going to the horse now that Ojisan is flunking with her. Kitamura spared by her insistence on oigomi.
>>563381042>>563384823
>>563384412>>563384781So I just need to race them. Thanks.I'm still on the first year so I need to wait to register my foals.Also somehow at the start of the game I got a bunch of strong horses for free, is that normal?
>>563384921Were they already active when you got them? If so, then yes, though there was an option to just not take any too
>>563384921Your starters are silver/bronze tier but yeah. Unless you meant the DLC where you can choose a bunch of horses for free.
>>563383895>Tact-senpai, Gara-chan won't stop bugging me for a rematch!
>>563384921>Also somehow at the start of the game I got a bunch of strong horses for free, is that normalAye, it's the tutorial batch to get you started. You'll get one strong runner, one mare, a two year old bab, and a broodmare.
>>563384864To be fair, Kitamura also can't ride oigomi very well in general. He's usually very careful about how to move to the front and that takes a long time.
Hah, so the Best Turned Out award is real in the umaverse too.
>>563385056Yeah. A bunch of foreign horses too. I immediately got this guy that already gave me breeders cup win. >>563385056>>563385196That might be the DLC horses and not the tutorial... Well I'll just treat it as learning the game. I might get fucked when they retired.
Which uma has the cutest face, and why is it ai-chan?
>>563385409Yeah those are from the DLC
>>563385409Oh yeah, those are the DLCs. It's quite broken if you enable all of them at once, but you can do some funny things like importing Secretariat to Japan or straight up buy the TTG trio in your first few months.
>>563385630>buy the TTG trio in your first few monthsHe started in 1968, it will be some years befor they are born
>Star Anise's Dam once defeats Kanaloa>Oka Sho's 2nd & 3rd place are by KanaloaPretty kino I must say
>>563385761Oh right. Forgot you can start from there now. Man, I wish they'd bring back time period appropriate visual/audio filter and background arts.
The trainers are getting smoother with every new campaign.
>>563385401apparently the 9 character limit for names is too
Lily Joie suspended from racing until May 3rd and Hamanaka gets a warning for the gate incidenthttps://x.com/tospo_keiba/status/2043253489024053643
>>563386467Soshina cursed her real bad huh
>>563386467Guess she's out of the running for the Tiaras?
>>563387482Oaks is on May 25th. Could still get in.
>>563387649*24th
>>563387649She'd still need to win the Sweet Pea Stakes first to get entry, right? That only leaves two weeks of rest and training before Oaks.
>Ani-tanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xokr4sKNsVk
Dorarararara!
>>563386407>9 character limitworse RULE ever
sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>563391748>>563392358hot we love images like this in JP
You retards knew what interacting with globaltards would bring and yet you still kept falling for his bait
>>563392929You know you're also interacting with him by posting that right tardo
>>563392395thiswe love eating shit here
>あとで体育館裏ね…What did she mean by this?
>>563393417She's calling you out for a fight. There can be only one survivor.
>>563393757Stop giving the schizo attention.
>caught friendly fire for just wanting to post Tacto anon...
https://www.sanspo.com/race/article/general/20260412-MMENPHYEG5NEXALAB4CAN7LHOU/Preliminary exam result just came out from Ascoli Piceno. There will be another exam on the 15th but so far the result was hardened butt.
>>563394438Like muscle cramp?
>>563394659Sounds like it. The article said no medication was given, but let's wait until the next exam.
>>563394438>Piceno clenches her butt for Sakai because she knew she can't win against Demon Pop's ass
PUPETTO SEX
>>563379409Because Alankar isn't a Miler at all, the goal of this race was to qualify for Oaks
>>563391285Joke-is-boobs man is getting a lot bolder lately.
>>563395306Source? reverse image search is fucking useless
>>563396674https://x.com/Tsubaki1509/status/2043293552688627909?s=20
seeeeeeexxxxxxxxx
>>563395306Erotic doll underwear...
>>563396851Fucking knew I memorised the art style
>>563395306the puppeto must stay on during SEXOOO
SEEX
Video games
the himbafication has done irreversable damage
We're all himbas here.
Hello fellow himbas, how do you get past the security systems? :)
If himbas invading my dreamspace makes me a schizo, then I don't wanna be neurotypical.
Push through a gate? How are himbas so powerful?
>>563399750Suzuka also pushed through his gate, is he an ohimba too?
>>563400070The Dantsu Affair cemented the precedent that virgin stallions count as ohimba, for the purposes of this type of discussion.
>>563400325Then I'm glad to know that my big dog also count as an ohimba and will enjoy all the benefits that come with it.
seeeeeeeex
>>563399626fuck off Tracen glowie!
>Putting watermarks on slopDo brownoids really
>>563399626>"""security systems"""pffftttt hahahahaha
Tacto in a killing mood.I guess if you're looking for an uma who can share, you won't find it with a triple tiara mare.
>>563402445Pls be normal
>Stay Gold just casually call a family meeting with her harmonica Thanks, grandpa.
余!
>>563404617
dead general lmao
>>563405843no you
Regular posters, kindly ignore the false-flagging.
>>563405882uh oh melty
>>563406546nah you're the one coming into our thread to dump poopoo pics and cry that we have 2 threads
>yoshida horse won oka sho
Cheeky fucker.
>>563399750Gates are meant to open up if enough force is put by the horse for safety
Cute.
>>563415169my cute nieces
>>563421384The thicc power of Groove genes...
Cute married couple manzai duo.
>>563397646fuark he did it again
Why must she be so difficult?
>>563429519Because she is a woman.
>Royce and Royce makes her torena repeat his proposal (of a training contract) because she wants to make a big scene of it for the crowd>that scene with Royce forcing herself to wear contacts (and venting when she has to take them off from hurting) because Hayahide is in the same race, who according to Royce herself already does the smart chick thing better Lmao, already got a few laughs out of me.I remember at least one anon talking about her campaign when it came out, but guess I didn't really pay attention, to be so pleasantly surprised. The reason for and buildup to their forming a contract is pretty sweet as well.
>>563438007Will he let her stack donuts on it as well?
>>563438769That's dangerous, she might accidentally eat it.
I'm joining the oshimusume faction and training my oshi for every CM from now on
>>563445409I pray for your success
>>563445409You can always run debuffers if you need to.
>>563395306Take responsibility trainer-kun.
>>563453084Dear, oh dear. It wasn't my intention but... I have no choice now.Oh, I do! I will marry you, Puppet!
Do not the puppet.
is the puppet supposed to be based on anyone in particular or is it just a pink sentient creature with a convenient hole for trainer
>Phone's screen starting to malfunction and is unresponsiveGuess I won't be playing uma for a couple days, bummer
>>563462261You sound like you're projecting.
>>563461695sssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>563462436Be the change you want to see
That's the first time I've seen Dotou do something about the mareposting in a while.
>>563462641it's been a bad day, ok?
the biggest tits from the 2019 gen...
>ran out of game topics alreadyAverage Tachyon report week. Can't wait for the newma announcement on the 19th.
god she's so fucking hot
>>563433876Alright you got me. I'll read her scenario.
>>563462436>easy questionpeople usually just look it up on their own>more in-depth questionthere's already a guideor it was already answered when/before the new content got releasedLore talk dies down after a while once everyone's had the time to finish and discuss it. Then it's back to umanko or funny fanart while we wait for something interesting, because that never runs out.I've been in plenty of fast generals that "talk about the game", but when you inspect them it's mostly just people getting spoonfed basic details.
>>563464176There's always CM or LoH discussion, but everyone knows the scenario algorithm and what umas and skills to take at this point.
I'm just running my parent farming on my other monitor while I jack off to umas
>>563464836fuck it, let's pretend we talk about the game, explain the scenario algorithm and what umas and skills to take like I was new
>>563459470It might be a reference to Yahagi. Yahagi was one of the few people who actively supported Marche and show his confidence in her.It's probably just a cute character trait, though.
Let's talk if you think Star Anise actually has a chance to win Triple Tiara or she's just a Hanshin & Mile specialist because of Drefong's blood
>>563465848I'm not worried about her course proficiency, but I am worried about the distance. The Drefrong spawns seem to have trouble running anything beyond a mile.
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>>563465848It'd be hype but if she does, I'm not going to say I always believed in her.
>>563465848hopefully we'll finally get three different tiara winners again>>563466282geoglyph did his best at 2000m
>>563465848I sure hope so, shes such a cute horse.
>>563465169Okay, first. What's your assumptions when you see this track?
>>563466883His best seems to be at 1800m, though.
>>563467015medium so bring an uma and parent sparks and suppoca with medium golds that proc at decent spotsdon't need much stam for 2000 medium so speed and power and witmax
For me, I like to train SPEED, POWER, and STAMINA
>>563467731But you also need KONJOU and KASHIKOSA!
>>563467372Keep in mind there's stamina battles now, so the higher the stamina the more likely you are to outpace your opponent in a match.Triple corners and triple straights mean your track positioning golds are going to activate at the wrong time if the wit algorithm is low. So define "decent spot".We don't have a big list for non-modded medium dirt umas with medium evol skills, and most of them are front loaded. So is it worth risking a back runner in this scenario if there's a high chance they will always be last in the pack?
>>563467818>>563467731GOOD JOB!
>>563467890Mid-race skills are definitely prioritized again over final leg just like last CM because of the track and because of Nige being good.
>>563465848i looked back to last year, what happened for Embroidery to lose only the middle yushun leg to Kamunyak but win oka and shuka sho?
