New Nep Outfit EditionPrevious:>>562613150>Upcoming Compile Heart games and release dates:Neptunia Infinite (Switch, Switch 2, PS4, PS5)- August 27, 2026Calamity Angels: Special Delivery (PS4/PS5/Switch) - Out now in Japan, releasing February 2026 in the west. 2026 on PC.Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 1-3 (PS4) - Out now; released October 28, 2025Madou Monogatari: Fia and the Wondrous Academy (Steam) - Out on Steam, Spring 2026Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 1 (Switch) (Asia/English) - Out Now on PlayAsiaHyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 2 Sisters Generation (Switch) (Asia/English) - Out Now on PlayAsiaHyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 3 V Generation (Switch) (Asia/English) - Out Now on PlayAsia.Hyperdevotion Noire: Goddess Black Heart (Switch) (Asia/English) - Spring 2026Ariana and the Elder Codex (PS4/PS5/Switch/PC) - March 24 2026 on consoles, Spring 2026 on PCTokyo Clanpool (Uncut Edition) (PC) - Preorders for physical edition open on Eastasiasoft's shop and on PlayAsia and VGP. GOG patch available on Eastasiasoft's website.Villion: Code (PS4/PS5/Switch/Switch 2) - May 25 in Japan >(don't buy this, it looks absolutely repulsively pozzed. What the fuck, Compa?)>Hyperdimension Neptunia Downloads (Skins, Artbooks, Manga, Guides, Soundtracks, etc.):https://rentry.org/rrbfs>Folder containing all the 4koma and Nepnokai raws:https://mega.nz/#F!shkAGDaK!-X8nObRihU5EqP5Zx8yVMA>Patch for Tokyo Clanpool on GOGhttps://www.eastasiasoft.com/tc/TokyoClanpool_PC_Patch.zip
I love Itsuka Kotori.
Noire freaked out and raped me after I told her I'm probably never getting married. What the fuck is wrong with women?
Nepgear raped me for treating her like a little sister, she said some bullshit about wanting to be treated like a member of the opposite sex or something, I don't know, she sounded retarded.
What's up with all the raped me posters? This goes on for days now.
I want to visit the PC continent, but Noire has me locked up in her room. Send help.
>>563308114Whilst I am not going to complain, at least not yet, that is a good question. It kind of came out of nowhere.>>563308172Nah.
I love my wife Neptune!
Neptune is my wife!
I LOVE BLACK HEART. I LOVE THE WAY SHE TALKS. I LOVE HER JAPANESE VOICE AND HER ENGLISH VOICE. I LOVE THE WAY SHE SAYS SHE HAS TO BE THE ONE DOING EVERYTHING. I LOVE HER REAL NAME WHICH IS NOIRE WHICH IS APPROPRIATE BECAUSE I ALWAYS FEEL NO IRE WHEN I HEAR HER. I LOVE THE WAY HER CLEARLY SOFT AND SILKY WHITE HAIR FLOWS. I LOVE THAT SHE'S 160 CM WHICH IS IMAGINE TIER BECAUSE I AM WAY TALLER THAN HER. I LOVE THAT SHE USES SWORDS BECAUSE IT IS MY FAVORITE WEAPON TO USE IN ROLE PLAYING GAMES. I LOVE THAT SHE CARRIES THE TEAM WITH GOOD ALL ROUND STATS. I LOVE THAT SHE TRUSTS ME ENOUGH TO HELP HER IN HER GAME WHEN SHE LOST ALL HER FRIENDS. HER SWORD IS REALLY NICELY DESIGNED IN HOW SIMPLE IT IS AND IT COMPLIMENTS HER NICE ELEGANT FIGURE. SHE HAS PERFECTLY SIZED HIPS AND BREASTS FOR HER FRAME. AS SHE WEIGHS 45KG SHE IS PRETTY LIGHT WHICH WOULD MAKE CARRYING HER TO A COMFORTABLE PLACE EASY WHEN SHE GETS TIRED FROM WORK. NOIRE GETS ALONG WELL WITH NEPTUNE WHICH IS NICE. I LOVE THAT SHE IS FRIENDS WITH BLANC AND VERT. I LOVE THAT SHE LIES ABOUT BEING OVERWORKED BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T WANT THE OTHERS TO WORRY ABOUT HER BUT WE ALL KNOW WE HAVE TO DO IT ANYWAY. I LOVE THE EAGERNESS SHE HAS WHEN DRAGGING ME AROUND TO SPEND THE DAY WITH HER. I LOVE THAT EVEN THOUGH SHE SAYS MEAN THINGS SHE CARES ABOUT HER FRIENDS.
>>563308114I hate repetition jokes too but at least the general is out of snail mode or getting 5 posts per day as usual.
>>563309346no she's MY wife fuck off
>>563309560Well, we had this and diagrams about the history of yuriposting on this board. Maybe slow threads are more comfy.
i love my wife histoire
>>563310473She's my wife.
Thank you to the anons who attended last night's orgy!
>>5633107794000 nepper all want the same nep wife. You should all fight to the death until only one Anon for each nep is left.
Underling/Linda raped me for kissing her cheek and saying she was pretty.
>"Ahaha, how is that thing so small, anon? Did you used to be a girl?!"
>>563311520I bet she likes them tiny
>>563311520Not that she would ever say that but that is a quick way to get proven wrong and corrected.
>>563311695She's BBC only. Sorry bruv
>>563311056>anonsyou mean just yourself?you should've came to last night's slumber party! it was a movie i tell you hwat
>>563311813She is for that english history channel? Good to know.
>>563311520I wish I was a girl desu
>>563295925Is a PSP screen replacement ass?. I really don't want to have to deal with melting the glue on the screen and gluing the new one in. I've done a Vita screen replacement and the issue I had was getting the back off and the glue refusing to stick back.
>>563312741I'm sure you can find some good recipes for bathtub HRT, sis
>>563311520it's kid sized!
>>563312716>BBC>history channel
>>563313058Based
>>563312681Hopefully one for children...
>>563313394They should take their tops off.
>>563313394Shut up Histyfag
Uni is now the perfect age to be a mom so I will definitely make her into one
>>563314531>nowShe has not aged a day since 2011, she was always the perfect age.
>>563314531Uni is 13
>>563315401I thought she was 14.
>>563315401>>563315698Where did you get these numbers from?
>>563315401That is the perfect age.
i wish they'd make another good nep song like miracle portable mission
>>563316193Whilst I do like that one I want stuff like Ryuusei no Bifröst and Koi wo Gemu ni Shinaide back.
Basically the most autistic neptunia mf you'll ever find doesn't even like the main 4 goddesses. It's always some maker slut
>>563316809So you are admitting that Marvy is a Nep now and that Ai chan is not a goddess then? Not sure why you just suddenly switched on her like that though, she is not a slut at all.
>>563315698My headcanon is that Uni is 14 and Gear is 16. It's because of the body builds they have. It's also age gap yuri.
>>563317002It's funny that the jeet's posts are immediately identifiable. He may as well be a bot at this point.
>>563317323Did you also know there're not gay
>>563317424They'll never make it canon but at least I have my headcanon.
>>563317323I love this pic so much, I love neps would hug me like that.>>563317424It's not even a gay pic tho, girls hug all the time.
>>563317874I want it to be gay.
>>563317357>inb4 it actually is a bot
>>563317874It's a bald Uni fetish pic. Do not endorse that kind of garbage
>>563311520It's a grower, not a shower.
>>563317874Girls also hold hands together and see each other naked all the time. Being "gay" is common behaviour for women.
>>563313367Well, he's not wrong.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BBC_World_Service
>>563317357>>563311056Really, because anything would beat being an Avatarfag and openly breaking the rules. Especially posting in the wrong general all the time. Apply yourself
>>563313394uoh
>>563318770He is because the BBC is and always was more than a history channel. They do not really have any history specific channels anyway, not here at least. BBC Four was and probably still is the boring documentary channel and that is the closest thing to a history channel they have had in my lifetime.
>>563309560Umadacchi why are you here? Go back to /uma/ or be corrected
Holy shit, Nepgeardam is now a satellite.
White Heart or Neptune?
Nepgear would be a Rent a Girlfriend slut
>>563332873I have to choose?
>>563312748>PSP screen replacement No glue but you have a whole other pain in the ass to deal with. The screen has a plastic lens in front of it and they're not fused together, so you have to somehow ensure that this lens sandwich has no dust inside when you reassemble the console. Mission impossible.>PS Vita screen replacementJust buy a screen with a midframe.
I love my Uni.
>>563334604I can't believe Japan unironically has a real Rent-a-gf service.I wonder if they offer their services to gaijins and have girls that larp as anime personalities like yanderes or tsunderes.
bump
I think the worst part of wanting to commission nep porn is that when I look at the costs my mind always thinks “I could buy a figure of her instead.”
>>563318496yeah well i have a fetish for cute neps
>>563343440Do you think Bald Uni is cute?
>>563342974The worst part is actually finding someone who can draw and has played the games. Lots of dudes get the characters wrong. And you can't even say anything because then they delay the drawing 2 more months
>>563342974Why do you think people are slowly turning to AI?Artists prices feel like you're getting scammed at times. Then there's the risk the artist in question might "forget" about your commission.
>>563344364Zoomers artists can't draw anything right if it's not from gacha or a vtuber.
>>563342974I understand the buyer's remorse but you are getting different things out of a figure and porn.>>563344364>And you can't even say anything because then they delay the drawingDoes this actually happen? The few ones I went for the artists were fine with me requesting amendments.
>>563344364>>563344393Definitely understand this. I’ve had my commissions forgotten about or delayed so many times I refuse to comm any artist unless it’s via skeb or pixiv so I can get my money back if they ever ‘forget.’ Or waiting in line for a year, forget I was on a waitlist and then artist remembering me because they needed the money but also misplaced the reference document I sent. Hence, third party platform required.>>563344957Fair enough, but it’s just buyers remorse before I even buy it lol. Maybe I should just bite the bullet and get the Neptune sex illustration
>>563308114I'm pretty sure it started from yandere nep discussion, then moved to rape as a consequence of yandere actions>>563318614I'm curious if the Nep girls would know about the male human anatomy and be aware of such differences between guys
Begging Neptune to let me smash (I have a cooler of pudding to bribe her with)
>>563345704Commission Segami hitting Marvy with her hammer and sending her back to the DLC dimension
>>563346618But why
>>563346684She's gay bruv
>>563347292So you say >fucks IF anyways
>>563347430Anon, that's rape...
>>563348063It’s not rape it’s just dubious consent. Compa said it’d be fine
>>563345704If you are that wary I would suggest not going for it at all honestly but it is up to you. Not going to complain about more Nep porn.What are you thinking of getting by the way?>>563346015Some absolutely do.>>563346684>>563347430Insanely jealous.
You know, we the player never directly interact with IF or Compa like we do the Goddesses. I wonder if they'd be down for a threesome?
>>563348838Get Compa to be your GF so she'd agree, then Iffy would have no choice but to ride your stiffy.
>>563348838Not at all.
>>563348838The extra voices are the closest thing to that, unfortunately.
Whilst the topic is here, I want to hug Ai chan.
i want to hug issun's cute fairy body
>>563354064Be careful, she is not as big as she used to be.
>>563355951No need to edit Compa out of this, as far as official images go it is the only sexy piece she has.
NepuBuran
https://x.com/NepCompileHeart/status/2043169739556458867God, just imagine being a Leanbox shota getting a bear hug from Lotte, being between her chest with all the air being squeezed out of you
>>563367487lotte is top new nep and im waiting for the /ss/ art to ensue
>>563344161I like to imagaine she wanted to be more masculine as an adult but was worried NepGear wouldn't like her short hair. But her lawful wife loves Uni the most when she is herself.
>>563372379Kys cuck
>>563371890>>563367487goddesses willing we get at least one /ss/ five-way with vert, chika, anna, and lotte
>>563379050Hopes too high.
Spending the day with Ploot
top wifey
>>563381389not enough nep /ss/ stuff honestlyyou'd think it'd be common with the variety of busty onee-sans but nope
Good morning sirs
I love my wife Nepgear
>>563379050Do not hold your breath.
Hold your dick instead
>>563399281I feel nothing looking at this.
>>563399393Diagnosis: you have The Gay®
Uzume demands your shares.
>>563399567Perish the thought, I just like sexy women.
Bump
>>563400271She is only getting them by force.
neptunia is dead. mainline was gutted, deformed and censored. why the fuck are you retards still here? there is literally nothing to talk about anymore. everything has been said already. there is nothing new in here. you are wasting your time.
And yet you remain.
Ignore the gacha tranny, please
I did not realise it was him.
Whos ready to wage on Monday?
"It's that loser again. What do you want?"
>>563406397Cheerleader Uni is for breeding.
>>563408647I want to watch you get fucked by nyamotas again tonight...
>>563411334IF or the anon?
>>563413260IF bruv who else
>>563402923But the people here are so autistic that I can roleplay as an alpha here. You're no execption...Why would I give up on that?
>>563367487How can Vert even compete?
>>563419340Vert is the OG busty onee-san
>>563419340They don't compete. They have hot lesbian sex. Before I join in, of course!
>>563420249Well, I prefer my busty blondes at bit more youthful, even if Lotte is not really blonde.
>>563420373You're very flexible....
>>563323908I was merely fighting the BBC acronym and know only vague stuff about that channel but that was never the point. And you people go on wiki debates instead of realizing it.
based BBC enjoyers
>>563382848It can happen. It just needs a few proper shota characters in addition to 4GO warechuWhat sorts of shotas would /nepgen/ design for neps to /ss/ and/or self-insert as?
sex
>>563428969>It just needs a few proper shota charactersNTA but fuck off with this garbage. Look at genshin porn, you have scaracel and gorou ruining a huge % of good porn out there because hoyo fanartists are gay and want us to look at a male face in porn.If you anons think neptunia needs more male characters maybe you need to fuck off. Like every male character in porn, shotas are better off as just faceless NPCs. I'm not even into self insert faggotry, I just fucking hate to see at a male character when I'm gooning.
>>563429407Bvilt
>>563423390It was hardly a debate, it was over in a couple of messages.
>>563429817T. yurishitter
>>563428969>It just needs a few proper shota characters NTA but fuck on with this AWESOMESS.
>>563420895That's what she said
>>563434426Even yuri is more acceptable that visible_male_face.You and >>563434493 are homosexual and want to jerk off to men lol.
>>563344161I said I loved that pic, you're not gonna change my mind, I still want to hug with cute neps and holding hands would not be so bad either>>563372379Where do you get the idea Uni would want to be more masculine? She never says or does anything to indicate that. She might have some tomboyish interests but she is still a girl who wears pleated miniskirts, curls her hair, and has her vanity cluttered with makeup. She's got sister issues not gender issues. Even this pic, she's wearing a long flowing dress, despite the hairstyle I don't see what you're on about.>>563316698I still listen to those CDs, and I have a big system in my car, I wonder how often the townsfolk hear anything like that. Normally you just hear hip hop on the road.>>563336420I played a lot of RPG games on Vita, but I seem to notice input lag on the games a lot, and I never feel like playing action games on it. Anyone else get that? I've only had the one unit (1000)
>>563438141Those two are far superior to most hip hop, certainly everything post 2000. Would be pretty funny hearing something like them coming from a car in spite of my dislike of music being that loud.
>563435949
>>563367487She is truly the Xbox Sex of the new generation
Thank goodness people already forgot about Rogue, she's very shite anyways lol
>>563448279You might as well have said "Talk about Rogue, please." instead.
What do you think Rouge's favorite sex position is?
>>563448279I agree, let's ignore whoever the fuck Rouge is.
>>563448279True, Blanc with long hair is very uninspired. Not bad but clearly outperformed by her peers.
>563448279>563449196>563449862Nyamotas
Rouge > Lotte > Anna > Ciel
>>563428969just go with the ol' reliable "faceless generic shota" (pic related, ahegao-ing green heart not included for blue board reasons)
>just found out today that subahibi has been claimed by tiktok larpersI know it's off-topic but Holy shit, anons, I want a nuke to fall on all these retards' heads right now. I'm so disgusted and mad right now, holy shit, fuck!
Ciel > Lotte > Anna > Rouge
Lotte > Ciel > Anna > Rouge
Rouge > Lotte = Anna > Ciel
>>563453454giwtwm
>>563454546Good, stay away fro my daughter
>>563367487
I think the only way I would accept a male character in Neptunia is if he's the brother of one of the neps so we can imagine them committing incest.
>>563462057Stay away from my sister
>>563462057>vert wants a little sister>gets little brother instead
>>563462057Nah just make him zesty
>>563462057I think all neps should be genderbent just as a joke haha
>>563462057It needs to be a male MC like Fang in FFF.
>>563474541Indeed.
>>563462057noire's brother is a cute little boy who she's abnormally touchy-feely with
>>563475970This should be canon
>>563476683>tfw oneechan is feeling lonely and had too much root beer again so she makes you bathe with her and sleeps naked in your bed
>>563475970That's me btw
>>563478398You are a fat ugly old man.
>>563479705Nobody on 4chan is over 20.
>>563479705no that's the guy who gets to deflower rom and ram
>shota with rom and ramall over the place
>>563438141You can wear a skirt and makeup as a tomboy, it can be as simple as wanting shorter hair and working out a bit for a more tone body. People change as they get older, in would be boring if Uni and NepGear were 14 and 16 forever, I want them to fight, make up and grow together.
>>563481015anon... i meant the fat ugly ojisankodomo doushi isn't really my thing
>>563479705That's me right now but I was a young boy back in my days
>>563473971I rather be genderbent into a Nep, personally
as shown in the anime, issun can make tea, but do (You) think she can cook?i'd love to cook for wifey. if she insisted on helping me, i'd let her do stuff like grab the salt shaker for me. fuck this gay world
>>563485975If she was normal size, then she'd probably be a decent-to-great cook. It makes sense that the CPU who made her would program her to cook as well.
ding ding ding
>>563495063Neet here, Uni Mondays are all smiles
