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>Global Game News
Link your account to Cygames iD

Current Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"
Current Rate Up Trainee: Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)
Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT)
Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000m
Current Event: Ligne Droite Story Event
>Schedule
03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards
04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)
04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)
04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/2000
04/26 - Golshi Week Celebration
04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)
04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event
04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Lucky Lilac (3*), SSR Aston Machan, SR Hishi Amazon
New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" released

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>Thread Clubs
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You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.

>All Guides & Resources
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Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
Umamusume Birthday Calendar
https://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthday
Uma Text
https://umareader.idsmile.xyz
Custom Stickers
https://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
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Teio!
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ryan LOVE
and muteki love too i guess
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post Ryan porn or panties, right now
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she gives me impure thoughts
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>>563347383
too bad, I'm hard for oonige now
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this one was made first, so i'll use this one :)
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real horses are ugly and retarded
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Mihono Bourbon
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>>563347527
umas have boobs and love ningens
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>>563347527
say that again, boy
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this thread is schizophrenic, so ill use this one
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>>563347527
majestic and retarded*
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this thread is more picturesque, so i'll use this one
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>>563347814
>majestic
Kitasan (IRL honse) was majestic as HELL
what a stallion, I need to start saving his pics
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you're going to deflower her, right?
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>>563348008
No, she's going to deflower me.
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>>563347527
Please do not insult the horses, they are doing their very best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2cJzNXeQdw
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i dont care for your pedo trash faggot
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>>563348008
I'm not going to pull out at night after I get her
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>>563348008
>ult is budding bussom
>8008 post
nyoooticing
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>>563348008
>pace chase GOD
>late surger corners
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>>563347527
horses are just fast dogs
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>>563348008
I can't think of a pace chaser other than Brian I'd pull for.
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>>563348189
i thought bears were, theyre much more dog coded
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>>563348008
that growth rate is insane, imagine if she had like 5% on wit as well
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>>563348360
realistically you could run 1 speed, 3 wit and you could reliably hit 1200/1200/1200 spd/pow/wit
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>>563348008
ugly ahh race outfit
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https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2043090508667588724
just when i glued all my spares...
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orange woman won
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>>563348189
consider. panda horses
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>imagine spammer with a bot/pass won
lol no
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>>563348613
It's always funny seeing this because it's so weird to me that it's not permanent.
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>>563348008
Her and then Sweep next month
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>>563348893
I feel like it's just one guy posting suzu in the other bread
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>>563348008
The things she would do to and for me...
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>>563348957
>it's so weird to me that it's not permanent.
i hope it never does become permanent, because otherwise my trainee glue runs would be twice as much and i might just quit
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>>563349032
ssssssssssssex
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>>563348957
it is permanent, you just get more rewards sometimes
unless you're insinuating that other servers have permanent bonus rewards, in which case ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>563348613
I did that about a week ago, so I've got 15-20 worthless uma I can glue.
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shant be posting in the other thread
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>DID YOU KNOW in umamusume!
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>>563349127
AIEEEEEE
ARE THOSE JP ONLY UMAS?
HELP ME SHIRAOKI-SAMA
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>>563349096
>>563349120
It becomes a weekly thing that resets with the weekly TT.
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>>563349263
n-no....
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>>563349263
When does that come out?
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that's the wrong distance spark you fucking WHOREEEEEEE, could've triple capped too with this statline abandon time
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kek ugly Suzuka faggots seething in the other thread cause nobody wants to use it
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>>563349127
Lala sekkusu?
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>>563349232
>Not interested
>Do not recommend channel
>Report
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>>563349127
Also orfevre in the beginning of starting force is hilarious
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFGrJEBn0_A
Why is it funny to see jockeys eating shit
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I love Rice
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How long until medium CMs become interesting again?
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>>563349574
about 1 year
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>>563349574
when they ban speed debuffs
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>>563349574
four months at best, a year at worst
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>>563349539
cuz you have a disgusting personality and are lonely as fuck
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>>563349634
1 year accelerated?
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>>563349746
yeppers
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>>563349746
probabaly
it's when we get evo skills
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>the other thread now has a skinned horse
nyope won't use it
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>>563349574
When you buy the voucher and unlock the meta pick :^)
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>both threads have the same number of posts
What are we trying to accomplish here?
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>>563349968
One of them is the schizo Bricked danchou
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I love Jungle Pocket and I want her now
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>>563349968
crashing this board
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>>563349968
which schizo can outschizo the other till jannies start getting upset
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sounds of earth waiting room
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>>563349968
expanding /uma/'s territory to accommodate /v/ma into their own thread
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Dig here, Windy!
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>>563350154
my favorite event
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>>563350131
That's the other bread
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>>563349968
We're asserting dominance
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My son will post in the Suzuka thread
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>>563350228
ok
NOW this is the bread
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>>563350228
ntrfag and ryanfag post often in eachothers breads... hmmm
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>>563350228
holy fuark linchou looks like that? i would do anything for her
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>>563349968
I post in both because I love /uma/ twice as much as everyone else
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>>563349968
nothing we post because we must
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fine, no porn then
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what i missed a Ryan lewd?
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>Other thread: Less posts, and when I turn on pic only mode most the posts are nothing but img spam posts without text
ya this is the thread
>>563350484
now THOSE are some tits and bodies!
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>>563350561
the other anon said it earlier. It's a schizo with a pass
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>>563350228
i look like this btw
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>>563350484
no, just an ntr lewd
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>ryan winning over suzuka
how can orangefags recover from this?
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>>563350626
that anon? me.
>>563350632
finally a good ntr image
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what is the welfare falcon card good for? does it have high race bonus?
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>>563350656
it's the power of MUSCLE
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>>563350656
musuru POWA
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>>563350814
it's shit desu wa
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why are some horses the most majestic creatures you've ever seen, and others just retards
is it really the inbreeding?
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>>563351000
It's mostly the inbreeding, yes
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>>563351027
so then why does that happen with humans too
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>>563351000
just think about the latter as british royalty and it just makes sense
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>>563351087
humans can be majestic? fucking what? Where?
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im surprised the jannies havent picked a thread yet
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I mean, both are nice umas, but it is easier to like Ryan more than Suzuka, because she at least has a personality and more interesting goals, besides all the Cygames glazing over Suzuka on every career gets boring and tiresome
So Ryan is way more interesting to anyone with a triple digits IQ, she has an interesting personality once you get past the roided muscle beast, and her shyness quirk is cute. Meanwhile, Suzuka all she has for her is silence at every interaction with other uma, and her goal is I just want to run more
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Are all the umas underage?
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>>563351209
neck yourself retard
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>>563351225
why do you think /uma/ wants to fuck them so bad?
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didn't ask
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>>563351209
NTRGODS have our backs as always
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>>563351225
Nishino Flower, Sweep Tosho and Mayano Top Cun are certified adults. Everyone else is underage, yes.
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consider the following
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>>563351209
based
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>here's your initial shop bwo
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>>563351350
>>563351294
>ryanfaggot and ntrfaggot teaming up to shitpost
kill yourselves
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>>563351331
this prick's fucking with me
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>>563351342
>younger looking
>cuter dif hair
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>>563351393
hey, at least its not notepads
the worst shop opening i've had was
>2 guts notepads
>yummy cat food
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>>563351209
Why is it OK for Light O to just want to go SPEED but it's not OK for Suzuka?
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>>563351209
alive yourself, my liege...
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>>563351452
Where'd you get this pic of me and my wife
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>>563351209
>NTRfag loves the uma that gets NTR'd during a summer event
Not surprised at all
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>Nishino is the flattest uma
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>>563351452
phew almost thought I clicked porn, thankfully the skilled censorship made this image safe for work!
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>>563351564
he only likes Ryan because there's another avatarfag that uses her lol
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>>563351000
like look at this shit
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>>563351225
No one can look at these two and claim they're underage
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Suzuka cute
Air Groove stressed.
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>>563351209
based.
Ryan is the most Toreina coded love interest next to Fuku
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>>563350131
/v/ma left. I'm literally using their thread too
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Anyone know a proxy nip that can get me limited eishin merch
https://x.com/Versailles_Farm/status/2042883024291872877?s=20
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>>563351472
He will not answer you because she is part of the umaJP clique
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>>563351645
I want to do this but with the racewear on
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So, how did you all celebrate Birthdays of Yaeno Muteki and Bubble Gum Fellow?
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>>563351472
nta but Calstone has a fun personality to compensate her autism of going fast as fuck
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>>563351742
fromjapan is what i've used in the past for my ryan merch
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>>563351665
super creek is a 16 year old LARPing as a hag
maru is the real deal thoughever
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What's the best pink spark distribution for a Nishino parent? Mile on herself and Medium on GPs (for Taiki) or Mile sparks on everyone?
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>>563351665
someone check the official jp wiki ages, I think flower is 14.
Seriously, doto is the only one that hasnt gone through race ready at the start of her ura campaign, so Doto is the only prepuberty uma.
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>>563351851
oh my
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>>563351878
you know her unique doesn't work on mediums, right
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>>563351878
power mile on her with power medium GPs yeah
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Maru's 56 years old??
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>>563351937
where does it say that in her skill description
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>>563352059
right here
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>>563352132
Fat fuck
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>>563352059
>at least halfway through the final corner
Accel phase is already done by this time on medium tracks
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>>563352132
wish that were me, only had 2 protein bars today
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>>563352141
when do mediums not have a final corner?
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>>563352132
bwo, those things are like 4000 calories
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>>563351209
Impressive. Very nice.
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>>563351937
The medium sparks are to fix Taiki's aptitude so she can do Tiara
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Let's hear it, she's all ears.
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>>563352237
yeah okay, you can accelerate halfway through the final corner, and everyone else can start 300m before you
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>>563352237
They do. It's all just placed when you're already at top speed, therefore the acceleration you get is zero.
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>>563352132
if you OMAD/2MAD you can eat a whole pizza every day without problems
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>>563351225
Only the ones I want to have sex with
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always knew the ryanfaggot is just as annoying as NTR retard
stop forcing your dogshit threads, nobody cares
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>>563351935
no, flower is 11 or so
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>>563352381
suzutard melty
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>>563352381
uh oh... melty
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Post something silly
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>>563352141
>>563352203
found one (1) exception
Autumn Tenno Sho
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>>563352318
Shiraoki isn't real
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>>563352357
You can't 2MAD an entire pizza a day and not get fat. Unless it's some cuck tiny pizza
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>>563352346
Thanks for adding the black bubbles, now my boss will never know I'm looking at umanko on company time
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>>563352237
Nishino and Taiki share similar activation conditions, the red arrow is where Nishino activates her unique, this is what makes it better
It is not good for medium because everyone accelerated already 300 meters earlier, by this point you already lost
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>>563352526
Oh right, the Suzuka/Maru/Taiki CM
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>>563352548
generally for omad/2mad you're also getting exercise in
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Ryan SEEEEXXXXX
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Horse girls.

How can anyone say that without laughing?
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>>563352539
She is real.
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>>563352548
my brain shortcircuited a bit while writing that, I wanted to put doing 48s instead of 2 meals per day there
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i prefer the schizos in this thread
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>>563352586
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>>563352625
I know, right
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>>563352625
What if I said horse pussy instead?
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>>563352520
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>Oshi horses are mostly done. Any other runs would just be about getting a few extra power or maybe an extra white skill.
>XOguri and debuffers all done
>Nothing to do but TT and parent farming for the next 2 or so weeks.
It won't even take a few days to get a decent Maru parent with MANT so I guess I'm free sailing for a while.
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>>563352625
just call them mares
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>>563352520
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>>563352596
I don't eat costco but from lookin at google their peperoni pizza is 1600 cals. I guess it's kinda doable but your 2nd meal will have to be small since unless you work out a lot or you're really tall you're not gonna burn 3k cal every day
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>>563352520
I love Vodka in the background here
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>>563352571
you should be fired for not working regardless
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>>563352821
>>563352346
sauce?
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I swear if this becomes another Nice Nature situation I'm gonna freak
>start playing a new game
>get good
>place high in tourneys
>but never actually win
>same situation now unfolding in club races
completely jobbing would be better atp
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>>563352381
cope and seethe suzutranny
after the shitshow the fuku totopo tranny made
all orange faggots are in a blacklist for me
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Is /v/ gone yet?
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>>563352928
a single slice at the food court is 650kcal bwo...
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>>563353023
uh oh melty
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I have 350GB of Uma recordings and it's finally becoming a problem.
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>>563352381
based, I hope the Ryan horse died a horrible death
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>>563353040
/v/ left three days ago.
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>>563352926
This looks like an uma I could trust with my kids. I won't leave her unsupervised near my furniture, however.
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>>563352520
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>>563353183
why is that retarded ai jeet spammer here then
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>gold head-on
>it's tied to a shitty power card
FUCK FUCK DAIWA SCARLETTO I HATE YOU
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Just post the girly Ryan umanko and put an end to this madness
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imagine
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>>563353183
That's tragic then. Why do we have so many schizos now? Between the avatarfags, schizos, we already had, and all kind of shit I won't mention and now new schizos 24/7 it's looking real bad.
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>>563353305
say no more
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>>563353261
it's AI shit, but still good cunny
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>>563353360
literally it's all because of /v/
>>563353363
kill yourself
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would you eat uma shit? directly out of her ass
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>>563353060
Oh I think I found a pizza that gets sold at Costco but isn't a costco pizza I guess?
How does a pizza even get that much calories
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>>563353434
its like a pound and a half of cheese and a pound of pepperoni
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these runs are getting tedious, just gonna abandon at first inspo now
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>>563353360
schizo cycles rise and fall. We're on a rise lately, unfortunately. Once CM prep is almost over and Aries is day after tomorrow, proper shitposting will come back instead of the cesspool tier shit we've been dealing with lately.
tabun
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>>563352520
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>>563353360
It's just one /vn/ schizo that craves attention. If it isn't slop, it's shitposting about /v/, seething about /umaJP/, gay posting, or just posting his personal scat pic collection. [-] and move on.
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>>563353405
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I have never seen a single ingame screenshot from the ryan avatarfag
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>>563353528
Yeah, I know. It comes and goes. But it hasn't been this bad ALL the time though. I pray that you are right.
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>scat posting
why are germans still awake
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>>563353593
how can you post a screenshot and an avatar at the same time
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>>563353593
i post my ryan ace every cm when i make her though...
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>>563353659
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>>563353583
Fuck off NTR retard, you are not welcome
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I've never seen an image of Ryan attached to an intelligent post
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>>563353271
Hes been here for months, retarded subhuman needs to die.
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does anyone want to take a quick food break with me? I need motivation
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>>563353702
>posted literal seconds before the janny actually nuked the thread
suzukeks? are you actually a janny?
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>>563353719
no proof
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>>563353635
it was my first time seeing literal shit descending from 3DPD ass in /uma/, I wasn't exactly thrilled myself
Thankfully, Best Uma always cheers me up
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you know what see you guys later
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>>563347417
why not pure lust
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>>563353583
>everything is the job of one schizo
Oh the irony...
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>>563353421
>/V/ ITS /V/ WAAAAHHH ITS /V/
just say you miss us
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>>563353869
heres my cm12 aces then bwo...
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>>563353958
no don't go bwo... *holds your hand*
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>>563353060
wtf do they put in those american pizzas?
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>>563354106
flavor
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>>563354024
>ryan with no med s
gwo...
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*gives u playtime's over*
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>>563354198
shes won some rooms already bwo... all three have luckily, which is proof enough for me that i'll get to b finals and lose to 2 hoguris
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FUCK YOU
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>>563354320
Who is this You that you want me to have sex with?
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it looks like oguri is eating a pile of shit here hahaha
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>>563353360
I don't even understand the point of being a schizo here, there are much better threads to get attention from since there's little to no drama to falseflag attention from.
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>>563354396
Why is she not wearing pantsu?
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>>563353421
It's not /v/, I know that's crazy but as a former /v/ma lurker they really weren't the shitposting type at all. Shitposting ramped up once the rebricked faggot got exposed
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>>563354369
the first person who replies to my food post
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so I kept running
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The shitposting is the staygoldnigger
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>>563354198
ryan has fucking ASS compatibility I gwt med S half as often than other umas
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>>563354743
hmmm, nyo proofs
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>>563354691
Run until you can't run anymore, and then run some more
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>>563354619
oh wait I missread...not getting any (You)'s now
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I think the real shitposter is the gay Chiyo poster, he's been talking a lot lately and is still under the radar. I think we need to look out for me more...
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the shitposter is anyone i don't like
i'm the schizo btw
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>>563353583
I have no idea what that is or really want to know but It's like multiple people got together and just decided to turn /uma/ into a dumpster, not just one person. From the usual avatarfags and other fags encouraging this kind of behavior, to the 24/7 posting, All of that cant be just one schizo even if they never slept. It can't be /v/ either if they are gone so I don't understand why its like this now. I'm just going to stress myself out so I'll stop talking about it with this post since I already typed it out, hope it changes soon.
>>563353920
I'm sad that its like this now.
>>563354017
Its preferable now.
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interesting how there's always a sudden uptick in schizoposting whenever someone makes a thread with a ryan OP
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>>563354840
Consensual intercourse with Turbo while shes so exhausted and overheated from running that she cant say no
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>>563354838
He literally stopped posting when the shitposting started a few days ago
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>>563354534
thats what a /v/ermin would say
fuck off to /vm/ to your fellow retards
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>>563354990
i see him in the mornings est
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>>563354934
>It can't be /v/ either if they are gone so I don't understand why its like this now. I'
To be fair, i haven't seen a single piece of proof that they are gone
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>one hour later
>1* wit 3* mile and shit white sparks
Parenting sucks
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any nishino rollers in the chat
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>>563354990
Who the fuck do you think is the file.png lala poster
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>>563354935
>last 5 threads were ryan shit ops
that being sad my only problem is the jp in the op not ryan
and ugly dogshit op art
so anything that is not a sexualised uma
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>>563355020
I've been here since before taurus you fucking retard. Post plats
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>>563355180
Here
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>>563355180
Shut the fuck up Rice nigger
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>>563355080
they are making fun of us in their new refuge shithole right now
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>>563354934
It really is just one nigger who's been doing this for at least six years. Always samefagging and sealioning when called out.
>>563083926
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>>563355180
Shan’t roll for paceslop
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kek i love how you little faggyes keep crying about avatarfag that are harmless and stay on topic
but you are always fine with scat posters, gay erp, club drama and so on
it goes to show how easy it is to shitpost here and manipulate all of you because you are fucking retards lol
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>>563355518
can you explain something for me
what's the appeal of sociopathy
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>>563355518
Rice would say that
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Why havent they added more children in jp uma
I think they got Samung Big but she isnt even trainable still

Nishino Fower will have to do
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>>563355518
I mean only the ryanfag and ntrfag are on topic. The chiyoposter and staygoldnigger can go to hell
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>>563355518
seethe
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>>563355268
fuck you
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>>563355180
shant roll for parentslop
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>>563351936
I need Grass Wonder to look at my penis like that
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>>563355640
They hit the jackpot with Lice and learned there was no point in creating more of them.
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>>563355640
You’ll have to wait for whenever they make Melody Lane playable
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>>563355640
bwo, your ruby?
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>>563355180
I'm saving myself for my wife (this month)
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Is medium S really mandatory for this CM?
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>>563356042
yes
especially since everyone is running the same thing
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oguri cap in the game doesn't look like she does in the anime
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>>563356042
nyo my debuffers don't have it and they are doing fine
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>>563356038
Redpill me on Yaeno
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>>563356042
everyone has 1200 speed and 1000+ power and wit, and gold firm course and likely double right/spring
medium S is the only gain left
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>>563354542
I lost a clock after watching this
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>>563355713
She's actually good herself in a few CMs
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>>563356042
This question has been asked since Taurus and the answer has always been no, but getting into finals A will be a tossup
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>>563356215
for oshiplayers only
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>>563356042
Not for round 1, but good luck getting in A finals.
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>>563356042
Medium S and +60 speed from skills is the baseline
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Is having Oguris unique worth losing the extra affinity I would gain by using Brian as a parent instead?

PLEASE ANSWER PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
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>>563356215
I honestly don't know anything outside her strong sense of justice and she's cute and she reminds me of a shoebill or owl also >>563356318
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>>563356442
Pulse is always worth it on non-fronts, and affinity is a non-problem in the current scenario
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>>563348008
Heheh... Beeline Burst... because she's a flower... heheh...
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Pick an uma for me for you know what
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>>563355249
>i will never EVER have this
...
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>>563356348
if that's the bare minimum, what does excellence look like?
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>>563356718
Ryan
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>>563356560
Palmer paid for everything
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>>563356718
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>>563356718
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is this the most MALE line up in the franchise
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just went for 2 hours. could've done 3, but life got in the way
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>>563356736
also turf S and with nsm
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>>563356718
sure!
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>>563356840
Rudolf should have more porn desu wa
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>>563356840
no because my wife Rudolf is there
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>>563356001
Ruby doesn't actually exist.
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>>563356736
Guaranteed +180 speed
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>subhuman gets banned
>thread quality exponentially gets better
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>>563356865
went what?
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>>563356736
Realistically NSM and another green speed skill.
Maybe gutsmaxxing for highrolling autists.
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>>563356792
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>>563356781
Ryan it is
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In honour of her birthday, I banged Ryan in Koikatsu
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>>563347027
Uma fighting game crossover when? vid sorta related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IL1GB9fT5sE
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>>563356840
Is the most gay one so far
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>>563356969
>>subhuman gets banned
which one?
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>>563356973
Edge
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>>563356840
ks miracle
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>>563356736
>groundwork (with firm menace)
>killer tunes
>NSM (XOguri) or A&S+Radiant
>turf/medium/position S
This applies to XOguri and Fronts, lates are gambling as always
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>>563357043
kinda gay bro but thats nice of you to do
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>>563357069
The one scat spamming retard
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>>563357000
how strong would an ace have to be for you to have no criticisms of it? XOguri for Aries, for example (I don't have her, btw).
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>no marked poster
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So how do we stop a unique buffed rival Nishino in mile races?
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>>563357268
be kind and ask her to lube up
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>>563356726
You can have this Urara instead
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>>563357173
Thank God I missed that shit
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>>563357242
Suzuka is so cute it's criminal
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>>563357367
Pun intended?
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>>563357367
When will someone go to the IRC to get that subhuman rangebanned.
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>>563357423
No shit, man
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>>563356969
HE GOT BANNED?!
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>>563357146
How did you smell after 2 hours
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>>563357507
>passes out after two thrusts
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>>563348008
id Beeline Burst in Nishino's flower iykwim
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>>563356547
But I miss out on 24 extra points counting future grandparents
24 is a lot!!!!!
Is Pulse that much better than Shadow Break

24
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>>563357478
mods rarely rangeban anymore because having to wipe cookies makes harder to post for a while either way, which is why you don't see spammers fill the thread with garbage while being actively jannied for hours anymore
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why does the new zealand trophy have a man with his dick and balls out
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>>563357587
i never really paid attention to that. probably nice.
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mmm toast
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>>563357753
maori culture
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>>563357548
I don't see him shitting up the thread right now so.
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ENTER
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Lala cute.
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>>563357631
I don't know what you mean, please explain
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>>563357634
>Pulse
If 2nd-5th with 200m left. +0.25m/s boost
>Shadow Break
If overtaking from the outside into 2nd-7th on the final corner. +0.25m/s boost if you were blocked from the side during mid-race, +0.15m/s otherwise
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post something cute
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>>563357146
that's a long time
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there were scatposters? Thank fuck I slept thru the night.
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>>563355180
I'll get her in future legend races, Im not gonna waste carats on uma parents.
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>>563357507
My wife
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>>563358164
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Sleeping with Mambo platonically
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Is the Oka Sho in 3 hours? or 4 hours?
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Stay gold and Orfevre love scatposters
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>>563357151
The character lineup of the ballroom event featuring K.S. isn't as boyish though.
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>>563358287
Platonic mamborape
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>>563358164
>be anon
>own a farm in the American midwest
>have no concept of farming and the past few experiments with crops and cattle have been overwhelming failures
>about ready to call it quits and sell the land
>suddenly, an umamusume shows up on your front porch
>her accent is thick
>sounds southern but can’t really pin it down
>says her name is Taiki and she’s your new neighbor who moved in just recently after graduating from Tracen Academy, some prestigious school in Japan for umamusume
>think nothing of it and just greet her like normal
>she’s pretty extroverted
>almost to a nauseating degree
>won’t let the conversation lull for even a second
>eventually, she leaves and promises that she’ll bring gifts next time
>wave her off, not expecting anything
>few days later
>she’s back again with gifts
>steaks, a revolver with boxes of ammunition, and even a cowboy hat
>you’re thrown off by how many things she’s gotten you but gifts are appreciated
>continue chatting
>eventually bring up your misfortunes with the farm and the idea of selling the place
>Taiki’s mood drops before she shifts gears and determinedly tells you she’ll help you out
>you attempt to decline her offer, but she leaves no room for objections
>next few weeks roll by and she was true to her word
>cattle and crops are thriving
>she’s even gone so far as to make you lunch and dinner every day
>it isn’t long until Taiki is pretty much living with you
>she never leaves to go back home as she just stays in your guest bedroom
>one night, you hear your door creak open
>waking up, you find Taiki straddling you
>she puts a finger to your lip before you can say anything
>the normally loud uma silently undoes her bra, her eyes locked with yours
>she tosses it to the side without a care and smoothly crawls in to your sheets
>the farm is still thriving
>all the kids running around sure makes it more lively
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>>563358289
4 hours and like 32 mins i think
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>>563357367
no one posted scat
/v/ tranny is mentally ill
stop believing everything dramatroons try to bring here
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Tonight is a comfy night
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>>563357268
Skip every mile race that has Nishino as a rival
>b-but what about the Tiara
You're SOL
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>>563358449
Teio.... is erotic?
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>>563358417
Long ass event, thank god for double skip mode
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>>563358417
Erm this is rape
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>>563358530
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>>563358559
always was
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>>563358417
sorry not reading all of that
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Daiwa Scarlet with her mother Scarlet Bouquet
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>>563358417
>>Taiki’s mood drops
stopped reading there. run bricked, onto the next
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>>563358417
trainer would've raped her first
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>>563358620
That better be a male
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>>563358116
kita SEX
>>563358142
i can go for much longer
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>>563358116
whats with her ass presenting meme on every pic?
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>>563358417
Cap, as in peak
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>>563358842
proof?

>>563358862
she's doing her thing
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>>563358417
My rights???
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>>563358862
Can you slop spamming subhuman fuck off already
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>>563358045
What do YOU personally think anon
Would you do it
Yes you
I cannot make decisions on my own and desperately need someone to take the wheel for me so my anxiety is satiated
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>>563358937
what is her thing?
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>>563358937
>proof?
i'll have something tomorrow morning.
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>>563358980
just left
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chiyoposting and kitaposting should be bannable
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>>563358417
didn't read that, but happy for you
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cm12 status?
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>>563358417
The umaganda is getting out of hand.
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>>563359121
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>>563358417
>raped by Taiki after she saved my farm
stop i'm gonna cum
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>Play a random career
>CB shows up and aura farms
>Play another random career
>CB shows up and aura farms
>Watch the anime
>CB stands next to Rudolf and aura farms
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>>563359090
outclassing everyone in long races

>>563359112
awesome
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>>563357634
>Is Pulse that much better than Shadow Break
Its not that much better, but its better. However its not worth the trouble.

BTW, having double circle affinity doesnt give you a special boost or anything, its just an indicator of how high your net affinity is. Each individual parent and grandparent has their own affinity modifier for activating sparks off of them, there is no global affinity for your legacies. The only effect legacies have on each other is for the race bonus affinity. So if your Brian and Oguri both won the exact same races, then the chances of activating sparks from your other legacy will be the same regardless of which one of them you use.
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how do I filter words on Phone without 4chan x
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>>563359112
I hope I catch it tmr ngl
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>>563359075
Pulse any day of the week
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>>563359397
memory hole
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>>563359397
get the yandex browser and install tampermonkey and 4chan x in it, then filter
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>>563359409
my goal is around 10am est, right before daily reset. i'm >>563343702
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>>563359397
chance
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>>563359158
says the teio shitter
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>>563359450
That is what I shall go with then
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but is the nishino unique better than pulse!?
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nishino makes me pulse
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>>563359397
Consider getting Firefox nightly on your phone
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They're setting up medium parents? Dump any useful sparks
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>>563358908
Doto would accidentally break and enter into Taiki's room, accidentally take her racing outfit from the wardrobe, accidentally put it on, then walk all the way back to the academy, accidentally barge into Toreina's office, accidentally bend down, and accidentally give him this look
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>>563359519
Looking forward to seeing your straightaway spurt, and the ensuing chaos after it
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>>563359658
30 borrows later and not a single passable parent yet
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>>563358842
>i can go for much longer
I go for less time, but do it for multiple days
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>>563359879
hope you'll be around to see it
>>563360104
so can i
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>>563359275
The CB propaganda will continue for eternity
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I finally got my SSR selector.
Already have MLB Creek and Kitasan.
What would be best use?
LB1 Vodka, LB1 Biko, LB4 Tazuna, LB4 Riko
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are recovery parents like creek or tachyon worth getting or is it just raw cope
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can we go back to hornyposting
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>>563360186
What would you do with LB1 Vodka or Biko?
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How consistent is Soft Step?
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>>563360259
go back? but i'm always horny. and posting.
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Kek
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>>563360186
If you are rolling on the next Fine Motion banner, hold on to the selector. If you enjoy parentfarming, you could also consider Yaeno or Ines. Otherwise, Vodka is the least worst option there
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>>563360251
i don't know the exact reason but tachyon's ult is commonly used for XOguri builds
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>>563360259
I just got here so sure

>>563360354
I approve of this updated school uniform
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>>563360354
always being horny is not good, you need to release it
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>>563360505
budget cuts result in less fabric. or something, whatever i'm hard.
>>563360578
i have plans for target practice, just waiting for the right time
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>>563360494
budding flower
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Wowee guys what a parent! This'll really help me out big time! Don't ask what the blue and pink is ;_;
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>>563360359
I wish theres memes about Best Korea Sakura family
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>>563360251
Besides >>563360491, you can also inherit Creek's and Fantasy Grass Wonder's uniques on pace and late/end respectively for better recovery vs white (gold = 5.5%, those inherits = 3.5%, white = 1.5%)
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punching dotonigger in the face
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>>563357031
@ryanfags your girl needs more lewds, fix that
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>>563360950
Sex Natu-AAAARGH
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>>563360675
Where does he get all this libido...
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>>563360838
succubus
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>>563360913
That's like asking for lewd pictures of an angler fish. They can't exist.
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>>563360902
Doto is not a nigger
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>>563360950
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>>563361009
good question. who knows. it gets worse when i edge
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>>563360440
LB0 Yaeno is much worse for parent farming since she doesn't have the same hint frequency nor levels. For parent farming, you'd rather have a LB0 yeppers for double the odds on NN or Rob Roy for the guaranteed Left/Right hand.
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>>563360675
>target practice
that's a fun way of saying it
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>>563360950
AHHHHH MY RIBS
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>>563360491
free recovery for her ult
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>>563360838
My beautiful wife and her lovely singing.
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>>563352821
What is my pure Japanese wife Grass Wonder doing?
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>>563361121
I was thinking about her event PTO.
>yeppers for NN
Not that necessary with SR Ryan
>Rob Roy
Is that card in the selector pool? If so, then Curren is better than Yaeno
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>>563361172
it's a fun activity, even if it requires quite a bit of cleaning
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>>563361257
She's clearly trying to sleep
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>>563360950
Nice SHOULDER CHECK
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roundhouse kicking chiyononigger in the neck
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>>563361254
ardans tits aren't that big
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i'm never jerking off to Grass again. what the fuck
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>>563361367
NSM gives you double the odds of hitting the NN spark, which, given how important it is, is not a bad idea. Curren is better then Yaeno if the only thing you care about is PTO since it's the first event in her chain and comes with 30 energy as well, though if you're gonna borrow Yaeno, which is pretty much a guarantee on most parent runs, she's obviously superfluous.
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>>563361709
WHAT
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>>563360359
Got something to say?
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>>563361872
Do you expect a pregnant mare to run at full power?
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>>563362028
pregnant? but i used a condom...
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>>563362080
oh no no no!
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>>563362080
But I didnt, sorry bwo
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You now remember Aston Ma- wait, what was her name again?
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>check the panda site for ryan stuff
>filter kills 37 galleries
>only 4 are left and they are horrible
holy shit it's all AI slop or dogshit artists
GRIM
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>>563362331
Only good ryan art I can remember is the baseball guy
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>is your niigata rival
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>>563362331
its either slop or china shit, in which case its still slop
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>>563362324
Aston Machan!
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Fuck my life
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>>563362331
no one wants to goon to ryan
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>>563362498
when i trained for PIsces she'd kill me every single time but I forgive her because she has blowjob lips.
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>>563362331
Did you really think a real human being with real aesthetic sense would draw Ryan?
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>>563362498
Seeking the Waiting Room
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>>563361378
is tribbing worth the hassle of actually cleaning it all up from the screen?
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>>563362517
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>>563362498
>takes my clocks
>forces my hips to move to her rhythm
Someone stop her...
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the loathsome gum eater
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>>563362517
Nevermind!! Easy game!!! How can juvenile fillies possible compete?!?
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>>563362331
It takes effort to draw stuff. It's not as easy lying and typing that you think Ryan looks cute for free (Yous). It just isn't worth the effort.
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>>563362637
i use a tempered glass screen protector, so when I'm done i take that off my tablet and wash it thoroughly. there's a few ghosts from my own carelessness, but it's still pretty clean. so yes, it's worth it as long as you're smart about it.
some people have used a very clear film, makes it look like they're shooting right on the screen
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>>563362498
People joke about Maruzensky but this bitch is literally 30 and going to school and living in a dorm
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>>563362729
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>>563362637
Only if you film and share with the class imo!
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>>563362830
>trainee older than me
w-waow...
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>>563362331
Pick it up
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>>563360950
>perspective of a laffs player when they look up after they get the puck
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Yaeno Cuteki!
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>>563362498
her head is SO big

biwa could never
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>>563360838
kyun kyun indeed
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>>563362925
this desu, or rather that's the only reason I would do it
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>>563360950
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>>563362995
yes because Hayahide has a normal sized head
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Calling all competitive /uma/bwos. Do you think this FR debuffer + late surger strategy is legitimate in global? This sloptuber thinks that frontrunner debuffers have a plcae in global but i'm skeptical since in CMs the rate of front runner comps in round 2 is close to 30% of lobbies and pace xoguri even greater. With running FR debuffers, you're essentially pushing back the probability of your late surgers win cons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7kL4Vqh48Q
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>s med s pace ogurim barely wins rooms
>kita and opera with good stats and skills are permanent 5-7th place
It DOES NOT look good
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I'm quitting until Nishino comes out. Fuck this shitty game and the slow as shit schedule
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>>563362830
>joke
Maru literally has her own place and a driver's license and her own car
No way her ass is 16
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>>563363098
For an elephant, maybe.
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>>563363197
see you tomorrow bro
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no cause why the FUCK am I failing so many 10% wit trainings today
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>>563360950
>uns alled damage if it hits
>plus on block
CYGAMES, NERF NATURE
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>>563363197
Nyooo what will we do until you come back in half a day when shes out
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>>563352821
Who's the artist for this one? It looks very familiar.
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>>563363257
It’s me, your danchou.
I rigged your trainings to fail to make you do more runs.
Go forth and earn me fans.
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>>563362498
Where did the Seeking the Pearl Niigata meme come from anyway? The difficulty of the Nig Jr doesnt seem any different to me when Pearl is the rival.
The only umas I fear are Nishino and Vodka on the JF.
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>>563363324
I'm only quitting the game bwo, don't worry, I'll still post here
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>>563363351
Kumiyabe, the NTR artist
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>>563363390
do you play fronts?
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>>563363517
Thank god, I thought we'd lose another shitposter.
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>>563363390
Came from umachan
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>>563363371
Nta but I give up runs I don’t like you so it is in your best interest to rig the the other way
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I haven't seen Kitasan since junior year
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bwos i'm not a foot guy but dush makes it very convincing
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why are you guys such gaylords, just embrace sweeping
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>>563363719
sorry but my runs are filled with LOVE and RESPECT unlike your sweeped runs
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>>563363693
Hey
Thats because of me, she is out until our wedding after arima kinen senior year
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>>563363371
typical daccheats dancho behavior
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>>563363719
why did you turn evil kot poster
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>>563363181
>With running FR debuffers, you're essentially pushing back the probability of your late surgers win cons
Why? Because it would make xog more likely to proc nimble/NSM?
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>>563364194
A lot of late surgers are dependent on 5th and 6th position outside of a few umas. Putting more front loaded lobbies reduces this from happening on average.
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i don't wanna go to bed. i wanna keep hornyposting.
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>>563363181
Not watching your video, buy an ad, but I'll still respond to your post.

By FR debuffers do you mean blockers?
A good Suzuka blocker should be able to prevent fronts from activating Angling, and thus prevent them from wining pretty consistently. However IDK why you would dedicate an uma on your team to blocking fronts for this CM when Pace XOguri is the meta.
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>>563363181
it can certainly get you wins by denying pace promoted hogs, but i feel it's too risky for the actual cm since sloptubers are pushing 2 front + hog
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>>563364286
Oh, I misunderstood it as 'debuffers targeting front runners.' Yeah, that proposal is very dumb.
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>buy 25 skills
>inherit a bunch of race garbage instead of the skills
>also here is some dogshit blue too lol
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>>563364286
aren't they shit fronts that are supposed to be overtaken early
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>>563364408
No the video is not front runner blockers, it's just front runner debuffers.
>>563364447
That's what i'm thinking.
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>>563364472
they're not getting overtaken before late race, which is when all the late accels fire
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>>563364467
nigga why are you still training horses with unity parents
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>>563364591
>curry nigger doesn't understand how strong ignited spirit PWR is
stay in B dog, also don't @ me back
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>>563364591
Ignited spirit wit is very good for fronts(and you can preserve it while not training in unity lol)
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>>563364591
>he doesn't have his own 9* ign pwr 9* ign guts parent
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>>563364545
without mid races they might
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http://poal.me/8u5ifq
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>>563364676
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>>563364286
I mean couldn't someone bring Dober or Ryan ult on XOguri and just benefit from that situation? She'll just accelerate faster than even Seiun would if that hits and god forbid she gets an NSM proc as well.
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>>563364778
Too used to the pink theme desu
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>>563364754
afaik this isn't the clown universe where lates overtake paces and (solo) fronts in the midrace
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>>563364754
Your late is not overtaking any front unless said front gasses out mid-race. The game will simply not allow that because pace chasers are following fronts and lates are following pace
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Autis/uma/ danchou just said he will kick anyone who puts Nishino as his profile uma
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When will Bright become meta?
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>>563364848
You could if it was a 'competitive' practice lobby but nobody is going to build xoguri with dober/ryan ult.
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>>563364946
This is so sad
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>>563363202
I want to grope Maru's ass
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>>563364946
He should do that to Ryan profile umas.
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testing some stuff--come join, hogs more than welcome
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>>563365020
when (you) train her to be :)
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>>563365020
she's pretty decent for long races
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>>563364946
This is true
You should be rolling for Bamboo Memory
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>>563365058
I did but only because it was at max hint and I had barely enough for it after getting my mid race skills.
I've had it proc in heavy front/Oguri lobbies when I was testing but it's not super high priority because it only really counters specific room comps.
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>>563364931
position keep ends halfway
can layer as much shitness on the front as needed because low aptitude doesn't affect skill chance but will kill positioning checks
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Any place to check umamusume birthdays?
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tomorrow I'll get Nishino with one ticket
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>>563365528
This but 7 tickets
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>>563365623
You fools, you have to say that you will never pull for her and wont even try, thus leading to getting her on the first try with a free pull
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>>563365528
>off by one

owari da
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>>563365485
OH MY GOD SHE IS SO SMALL
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>>563365528
>>563365623
You won't get her until you hit pity
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>>563365528
>>563365623
7 and toreina gets rapeplay sex with Fuku
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>>563364524
>it's just front runner debuffers.
Now I'm tempted just to watchthe video just to see how retarded this sloptuber is.
Front runners can't activate Dominator so they are objectively inferior as debuffers. If he means a hybrid (as in an ace with debuff skills) then sure its fine. If there are a lot of good fronts in the lobby that will make the fronts stronger and thus make it harder for other styles to win.

Running Fronts with Lates would also be retarded for the reason you mentioned, the fronts would make it harder for the lates to activate pump and MPB. Instead they will make it easier for Pace Chasers to activate MPB and Pump. However if there are no fronts in the lobby than one of the Pace Chasers will get to promote, and a Promoted Pace XOguri is even more of a threat then a Pace XOguri that hit MPB.
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>>563365623
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>>563365123
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Time for the brickening
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>>563365483
Gametora
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7 and anon will get Nishino in a single pull
4 and anon gets raped tomorrow
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reminder that fuku niggers are the scat and gore poster schizos here
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>they think theyll get good odds on a meta banner
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>>563366103
7 and you all have to spark for her
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>>563365314
HER NAME IS NOT BAMBOO MEMORY SHE IS YAENO MUTEKI
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stop forcing numbers it's not healthy
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>>563366184
Fuku is a schizo so i'll give it a pass.
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>>563366103
7 and fuku gets raped(loved) tomorrow
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>>563366249
Why did you post Gold Ship?
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>>563366196
Villainous behaviour
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>>563366196
>6
Seven!!!
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>>563366020
>check one by one
Just found this using google. I guess I have to pull for Katsuragi Ace now
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Noomber getto
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7 and I sex the Opera
No 7 and the Opera sexes me
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>>563365846
6/9
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>>563366184
Correct, let me add they are also behind the chiyo /pol/nigger posting too
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7 and everyone will get Nishino in a single tenner but anyone who rolls for her will also have to get Ines Fujin or you will suffer thirty years of bad luck
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>>563366317
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>>563366393
Nice
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>>563366317
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>>563366249
Yaeno Muteki is so cool
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I like to watch anons get 7s
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>>563366383
finally a winner
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>>563366184
and currenxisters are trannies
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>>563366249
Isn't that the name of her alt
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>>563366393
funny number sugoi
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>>563366393
Is it still 6/9
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9 and ill fap to the uma posted
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I think anyone that becomes a named thread personality needs to fuck off.
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>>563366551
Since you got a 1 you have to fap to Maya
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>>563366393
>join room
>ug grass
>symboli
>grass
>symboli
Should’ve let you faggots sit on 6/9
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>>563366184
and dotofags are pedophiles
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>>563366567
mad cuz nobody cares about you lol
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>>563366567
67! Wahey!
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This is Bamboo Memory.
Any questions?
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can i get a kot crier please
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>>563366631
trvke
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7 and you all die in your sleep and /uma/ is dead forever
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>>563366393
I will read the vibes and make it last since no one is joining! hmph
now I know which kitasan to use at least...
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>>563365830
Exactly, i'm just super confused because he's claiming it's a 'japan-tested strategy' but on paper it's a terrible idea.
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>>563366551
Rollin
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I'm shitting and pissing and malding rn
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>>563366184
i'm nyooooticing that no one is mentioning teioposters in the replies to this post
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>every triple tiara uma musume infects their trainer with mutual love and affection
>except ramonu
lmaoooooooooo
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>>563366638
Why would I come to an anonymous basket weaving forum just to make myself identifiable?
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>>563366682
Yes. When does she do Karate?
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Boobmogged tonguemogged
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>>563366790
That's because we ran this general nishishi
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Why do the Charming Mirror and Fast Learner hat not instantly get used. I bought a Mirror and forgot to use it until I had to open my inventory
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>>563366827
because you are a sad attention whore with no friends or family that cares about you?
why else would you keep avatarfagging as Falco?
hehehehe
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>>563366749
I just finished a career. I'd join one.
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King Halo's son [Name Redacted] and Justin Turbo son of Orfevre
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>>563366865
source me on this lewd comic
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>>563366184
and falcofags don't exist ohohoho
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>>563366897
Blame the practice perfect book
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>>563366905
you raped him
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>>563366865
she milkmogs them both
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>>563366968
it's okay they're primarily cope rooms because I'm tired of highrolling for better aces
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has it been three weeks yet
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>"present with every win!"
>load parfait
>game on
>
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>>563367285
The raped
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>>563367285
>mogged by Ulala
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>>563367285
>SS Oguri losing to a trio of S umas
You're probably the worst trainer online right now
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>>563367285
we do a little false hoping
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>>563367285
I miss Unity Race posts
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>>563367285
Get ulala'd
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time to go back to comfy daily 5 minute log in log out till the next scenario. The MANT magic is gone ,especially in the state where support cards dont finish chain. I'm not wasting 1hour of my life for The Miss NPC Universe
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>>563367338
>>563367415
Urara finished 3rd dumb niggers, what are you happy about
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>>563367352
Dont confuse xoguri being op in medium CMs with normal oguri in TT
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>>563367497
*1rd
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>>563367425
>five minutes log in and out
your free half pull per day...
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>>563366690
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I want milk chocolate but there's only snickers and twix
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>>563367352
nyoooo...
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>>563367497
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>>563367554
This is weirdly hot
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>>563367497
Still better than all your pathetic dirters
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>>563367554
nyoooo....
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oka sho in a few hours, make your bets
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>>563367509
Regular Oguri is overpower in mile races. The opponent S regular Oguri mogged hard. There's no excuse, this is simply trainer skill issue
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the camera angle makes it look like #1 is huge lmao
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Can we fast forward 2 weeks?
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>>563367497
and mogged the entire dirt team, losing only to her own teammates
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>>563367641
Longing Celine will win
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>>563367641
I Need You will win and become the most for (you) uma
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>>563367547
train speed in career, win the first race and sleep till you fail the career. Counts for daily.
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>>563367641
>pokke vs tachyon
Kino...
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>>563367782
that takes longer than five minutes
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>>563367697
Make that 4
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>>563367641
For Durandal I will root for Presepio
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>>563367641
obviously Dream Core since she has the best odds
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>>563367834
I want to lick the sweat off her chin
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>>563367809
sounds like a (you) problem
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>>563367784
Cafe is also there, only dantsu is missing
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>>563367883
She would let you
But she would let pretty much anyone
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CURREN IS A WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
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>>563367809
gwo your hachimi?
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>>563367641
What is going on with Presepio?
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>>563367509
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>>563367834
Nooo...
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>>563368013
If you're cheating anyway why aren't you just botting for your daily?
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>>563367509
did you start playing this game last week or something? implying Oguri is weak is the dumbest shit ever
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>>563367641
Namura Cosmos!
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>>563366865
Pic was based on this from irl, which is pretty cute
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Oguri Crap(As in poop) is a fraud.
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>>563365451
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>>563367641
I want Evil Chevals kids or Burakku Charisu to win
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>>563368227
She isnt rape tier ultra win EZ as xogurim in mediums, and she is prob late which is 50/50 no matter how good you build it
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>>563368403
yeah you started playing last week confirmed
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>>563367641
remember to never root for Yoshida-connected horses
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>>563368454
>this nigga still seething about Taurus Oguri
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>>563368343
Ill take the hags on both ends please
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>>563368339
Childhood is oshiing Oguri Carp
Growing up is realizing Tamamo Cross is the better horse girl.
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>>563367919
Too bad Dantsu didn't score.
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>>563367834
Say no to succubi
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>>563368454
No, that is my actual(and correct) opinion
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>>563368525
wtf are you talking about schizo? lmao. go get mogged by urara or something
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>>563367641
Let’s gooo Dream Core
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how much of the population are umas?
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>>563367641
Cum Chalice got it
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>>563368659
Taurus is the last time OGuri was OP and you're seething about OGuri being OP.
You either got PTSD from Taurus or you're shit, I decided to be nice and assume it was Taurus PTSD
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>>563368740
a small percentile, maybe 10% at most, but that's a guess
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>>563368526
Good choice.
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>>563368830
need creek nursing handjob
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>>563368808
Anime makes it seem like it's a lot more.
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>>563367641
Who are the niges? I always bet on niges.
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>>563368878
umas are probably a majority of racetrack attendees
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>>563368878
all we ever see is the uma focused (racing) world of things, in a singular country most of the time
of course it seems like a lot
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>>563368934
>>563368946
Even so, 10% is a crazy amount. Do they ALL run as athletes?
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>>563368946
i will protecc this uma
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>>563368641
>>563368806
You're both braindamaged since you managed to delete the dirt CM from your heads. Regular Oguri was incredibly strong in Aquarius. This goes even harder if it's about a SS Oguri against S umas - at least the double of skills. Oguri is a easy win in miles
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>>563368016
absolute stacked bloodline
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>>563369025
As boring as it sounds, who the fuck knows. If I recall, Cyjew has yet to truly get into any of this stuff, the SoL of your average post academy uma, or just most uma-kind in general. I'm sure there is exceptions, if Belno's family is anything to by, or herself really.
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>>563369060
Oguri was strong but she wasn't OP because she doesn't have any accels. Curren was the OP Sprint horse
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>>563369123
So much Sundayman
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>>563369025
my canon is based on real life: for every mob uma, there are 100 more that never even got that far
but even in official canon you have Belno (dropped out early) and Shichi (who didn't practically need to go into racing except that destiny decided for her)
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>>563369123
That stacked and jobbing?
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Would you have sex with this umamusume
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>>563369353
WHO?
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>>563369060
SS vs S is like 400 more stam/guts, which are dump stats on a fucking mile + 1.5 gold skill. This difference is REALLY only noticeable in long where you are able to cap speed, power and stamina, all of which matter, and still have good WIT.
In aquarius oguri was good because most people deleted dirt from their heads and barely had a full team lol
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>>563368830
I really would plow them in all forms I guess
So much meat on them...
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>>563369353
tits too big
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>>563369123
How long until Sundayman's progeny foes full Habsburg?
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>>563369329
she's still a filly
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>>563369353
I would have have sex every single Umamusume (female)
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Hide the food desuwa
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>>563369551
sorry mate, we fuck stallions here
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>>563369025
I imagine a lot of them would be bad at racing but potentially good at other sports somehow, or would be working in agriculture
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>>563369353
Machan was made for sumata only.
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>>563369353
I would allow her to make me climax with her tits and thighs yeah
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She's in tracen
Don't think too hard about it
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>>563369495
3 more years
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I think it is weird that some umas get signature racewear right away and others have to earn it
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>>563369783
She must have given Rudolf the sloppiest of toppy
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>>563369404
>SS vs S is like 400 more stam/guts
What. If you hit full SPD/PWR/WIT you're already at S+ rank minimum. S rank is just a good unity uma, which is either lacking power or wit compared to a MANT uma. Dunno why you're trying hard to find an excuse when the opponent S Oguri still got 2nd anyway.
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why did everyone stop posting
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>>563370281
I ate them
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>Connecting
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>>563370281
Watching YouTube
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>>563370359
>>563370359
>>563370359
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>>563370281
pondering on Cafe's small orbs
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>>563370281
We are on break. As is /v/ma tradition
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>>563370281
Shitposters have driven out the last good posters
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>>563369990
>>563369404
You can cap spd/pow/wit with dogshit stam/guts and still get UG if you have Fast Learner. It's a skill game
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>>563370281
framing my war
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>>563369783
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>>563370281
I was asleep.
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>>563370281
I was waiting for you to post first because I'm shy
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>>563369783
She makes bank on merch
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>>563370281
playing deadlock



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