Previous: >>563370359>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Lucky Lilac (3*), SSR Aston Machan, SR Hishi AmazonNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
When did /vg/ become this gay and full of ERP? I don't remember it being nearly this bad 10 years ago. Did everyone grow up into lonely, desperate ojisans? Umamusume.
Digitan LOVE
>>563386593>the entire racehorse population will end up inbread eventually)I mean, the three goddesses are exactly because that
>Lily Joie suspended from racing until May 3rd and Hamanaka gets a warning for the gate incidentPokkebros…https://x.com/tospo_keiba/status/2043253489024053643
>>563386780Why are you posting such fuckable uma reaction images if you don't want people to ERP with you
I can make a debuffer with 1200 wit and lots of skills from hints effortlessly in MANT because there are no goals
He will fix the inbreedinghttps://x.com/i/status/2042735832092807447
>>563386265You can't go wrong with green bell peppers since they're on the sweet side and taste good in stuff like omelettes. Cut them up into really small pieces and she might eat it with some coaxing. A good idea is to say that applying ketchup art to the omelette is like a magic spell that will make it tasty no matter what.
Ines Fujin is so fucking hot guys, how can a poorfag have tits that fucking huge? I can't get her out of my head
/umajp/ is having a triple tiara gauntlet cup, where they use random mares, that can only be trained in URA or aoharu, for the whole triple tiara routewould you guys be interested in having something similar but for the triple crown since global doesn't have that many mares?
>>563386780go look at /xivg/just highschool erp drama
>>563386927Read that as totopo_keiba
>>563386593That's alredy a thing and nobody will do the 7 generation of breeding to make a non throubred horse a throubredInbreeding beyond the 5th generation basically doesn't matter though. There are even situations where even if a pedigree already has something like 7x7x7x7x7x7, you would still add more because of proven improvement in racing ability when inbred to that specific horse
>>563387148>high school erp dramadont all mmo groups eventually devolve into that
>>563387117No one here actually plays the game
>>563386780I've been in generals before and sooner or later they all become plagued of bad users that turn the thread more shit which just ends up attracting more bad users, repeat ad infinity. Then the more normal anons start to leave, and everything goes to shit, as the thread loses the original purpose of discussing the game, and all that's left is a group of dramafags, circlejerkers, and discord ERPers
The shop can really screw you up. Never touched sta or guts but all I got are guts books.
>>563386927Why did the Jockey also get punished? I assume that he was contributing somehow to the freak out?
>>563387181>throubred x2How the fuck did I write it this badly, thoroughbred*
i hate how the best way to play the game is just to take infinite risks + play infinite careersno i dont wanna play many careers!!!!! MANT SUCKS!!!
>>563386780frontbros have nothing to do this cm
>>563387237Jockey is supposed to be in control of the horse
WHERE THE FUCK ARE GUIDED CAREERSI JUST WANT TO LET IT RUN BAKUSHIN CAREERS AND NOT GIVE A FUCK
>>563387117i'm down
>>563387342trust the uma plan grand live will save us
>>563387117I had a thought of doing something like this, that I would buy a google or steam giftcard or something what can be turned into carats and give it to the first place, but idk how to organize something like this. My idea were meme races like Bakushin Superb Owl and Oguri Cup, that you could only train her in URA with R cards, so everyone has a chance.
Do I get Summer Maru or New Years Opera with my paypig ticket?
>>563386780With anons constantly posting lewd uma images, it would be gay-er not to get hard.
>>563387530Opera, Summer Maru will fall off quite hard in 3 months when her card releases (unless she makes your dick hard enough that you dont care about that)
>>563387551AIEEEE SPECHUD SAVE ME I'M GOING MAD
There is less than THREE WEEKS until the Kentucky Daabi
>>563387523if you are interested, you can just follow the /umajp/ template >>563337907
>>563387530the horse you like
>>563387574She does, but Opera does as well. If Arden was avaliable I would've wasted it on her kek.
HAHA NORMALFAG GAME GOT BANNED ON /V/
If you cap a stat early, does it prevent that stat from getting chosen for your random rival race and epithet rewards?
>>563386780I thought this was a hook up spot
>>563387767nyo
theres an erp group scouting people from here. just beware of them
>>563387656any jap umas racing in it
>Game works perfectly fine>Go to sleep>Wake up>It's back to connection looping
>>563387829Danon Bourbon and Wonder Dean
>>563387826>scoutingwhat
>>563387829Wonder Acute’s grandson, Wonder Dean will be racing in it! His jockey will be Ryusei Sakai, same as Ebayan’s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rI1vbEqqyMumamusume?
>>563387989sorry but I am now just forever going to asocciate this style with the guy who moaned while cumming on a picture of Daiwa Scarlet
>>563387968americans treat their animals better than stinky japanese
AAAIIIEEE STOP CLOCKING ME
>>563388125Anon....
>>563388092thats him...
>>563386743>vandalized opkys
Th-thanks Fine Motion, I can always count on you
>>563387776@sweepygrok remove what little tits she has left and add a throbbing leaking cock under that skirt with a small puddle on the ground
>>563387117>random mares>can't use uokkaand you say that we are the gay general here
>>563387989>leg masturbationSuccubus
>>563388306>>can't use uokka?
>No AI slop in the whole threadAre we free? finally?
>>563388387how will she run tiara, retard?
uokka mentioned
>>563388207>Twinkle Star Climax series>Finemo still in green
>>563388453
>>563388459gwo repeated the joke for the class
>>563388432anon i think you might be retarded
>>563388432?It's a Triple Tiara of room matchesDid you think they meant only mares that can run that in the career?
>>563388535>>563388553>running the tiara without the tiara epithetsoulless and gay
I might have skipped through some kino races
>>563388673if anything that makes Vodka more cool and unique, she need no tiara epithet, but you are gay stupid retarded and gay again, so you will not get how cool Vodka is
>>563388851>projecting
vodka is only cool when naked
Yukino Bijin
vodka is only cool when she's riding me like a bike
bakushiiiiin
Mares
Uokka's always cool
uodka used yukino bijin wit for nsm
gamba
>>563388978sex with this idiot
uho
>>563388978Wtf shes not supposed to be hot
tsukaima
you will now put brown in your uma's namemayano top brown
>>563389127>projecting
yaeno CUTEki
>>563388991vodka pissing erotic
the coolest
>>563388991>>563389408
>>563389195Kitasan brown.......
What is the stamina requirement for CM13?
>>563387989THE RAPED
what's sex with the coolest like?
I just can't do parent farming in MANT. Parent farming in URA/Aoharu already sucked when seeing a 20 minute run with good stats and skills give you a 1* guts, but it's twice as bad in MANT since it takes twice as long. I'm really considering just going back to Aoharu for parent farming; I feel like I'm going to burn out if I keep doing them in MANT.
>>563389098>
How many seconds until Nishino's Flower?
>>563389643>Worse skillpoint gain>Goal races>Overall worse statlines>Harder to get fast learnersuit yourself, retard
>>563389643parent farm now and have a smooth GL experienceor don't parent farm and burn out in GLyour choice lil gup
>>563389643Just make an Ace that turns into a parent gwo... Maruzensky is perfect for this because of CM13
>>56338972742000
>gup mentioned
>>563389764I can't wait that long
>>563389748>Burn out now and have nothing for GL>Have shit parents now and burn out in GLNot really a choice
>>563389727I don't think you'll last for so many seconds
The O stands for King
i want mejiro pama to give me cunt to mouth resuscitation
>>>/vm/2344781>I used it for a week>all anons there are rotten. Simply put>it's a shithole>It's full of bad actors trying to make the place worse on purpose>Getting into fights with jpbros>spamming porn and slop>caring to much about shit that doesn't matters>ERPing>avatarfagging>spamming replies to themselvesIs this what using /uma/ feels like?
sniffff
>>563389590I want to lick so bad
>>563389759But I need a Dober parent to build my Chiyono.
Please don't lewd Nishino Flower. She's a pure wholesome uma. You're going to scare her away. Please stop talking about her Flower.
Please don't rape my carats Nishino
I own Yeppers SSRI will gamble the NSM
>>563389915Most of that checks out, yeah.
Nishino Deflowered
if you pull her, you are going on the list
>>563389401Im not pulling for you fuck off
>>563389915Feels like the amount of posts or topics worth engaging with goes down every week, yeah. I'm mostly just here for cm rooms at this point
>>563390087I'm already on that list anyway I have nothing to lose at this point
>>563390087I'm not a metafag, I'm just a pedophile. Don't put me on the metafag list please
>>563389915/uma/ is a communal dump and /vm/a is a compost pit
Unloading on nishino the moment she's out>>563390087
Maybe if you niggers actually played the video game and found it fun instead of running a bot 25/7, you wouldn't need to deride enjoyment out of shitposting in an imageboardYes I know I'm posting during peak brown hours.
>>563390223Ignore this I posted in the wrong tab
>>563390254ummm there is only 24 hours in a day though
>>563390254I am not doing >5 runs a day lol I'd rather use up the borrows and then play WP
>>563389962Why are you playing Late Chiyo?
>>563390317*holds the drill gently* ...wrong?
>>563390343what's wp
>>563389643stop minmaxing for MANT parent runs and youll be done in 30
>>563390381hors game
>>563390362I'm playing her pace but I figured that there's probably going to be at least four fronts every race so Dober ult should be good for her.
>>563390442disgusting
>>563390381Winning Peecket, the winner of Japanese Pee Derby
>>563390464Considering pace has fuck all for accels this actually isnt too horrible of an idea. Pure gamble though
I do 1 run a day, I'm in a B+ rank club and I'm happy.
nyoooo...
>>563390398Even turning my brain off I cannot get a run done in less than 40 minutes. How do you do it?
Wow, finding a good Dober parent to borrow for Ryan is really tough. Pretty much all of them have Ryan as a grandparent.
>>563390531post an urara sticker if you're in my club
>>563390537I do the fanrun strat of following Kitasan until orange, then checking the shop only during resets, and having Hachimi for 60fps
>>563390535I'd examine her pelvis
Good morning bros
>>563390515>Pure gamble thoughSuch is Uma Musume.
>>563390374...hot
>>563390580I'm far too paranoid of a person to install that. The race analyzer though continues to tempt me.
>>563390569What are you looking for in a Dober parent?
>>563390605based mare enjoyer
>>563390515Red Shift works on everyone just overtake witlet Fronts gwo
How much stamina do Ends and Lates need for the upcoming CM? I got double S aptitudes in fucking bricked runs
>>563390754750 - 800 should be fine.No need for recoveries.
>>563390754CM12 roughly 600 stam, CM13 no idea, probably 800 if I had to guess.
>>563389928>masterYour images are fucking garbage, you can't even save them properly, fuck off nigger
My one wish is that all botters get banned
>>563390787>600 600 is for XOguriUmalator say they gas 50% of the time if they only have 600 stam
>>563390338you expect single digit iq /v/ trannies to know that?they got bullied out of /v/ and here for their disgusting behaviour lolno one likes them
>>563390920Nobody likes you here either
>>563390338If that was true we wouldn't have leap years
>>563386743Hmmmm
>>563390338Explain why Japanese times go up to 25:00
>>563390895Keep praying
Kill yourself you worthless indonesian avatarfag, You're not worth acknowledging there.
Starting to think the other anon is right and you guys actually are all retarded
>>563390920i love you and i fap to your images
>>563390848thats a weird way to ask for more you brown vermin
>>563390570Nice try, you're not doxxing me today
>>563389928give her cute panties not spats
Race or Train?
>>563391046based
>senior year starts
>>563391142Race. It's always race. 50 stats is not worth a G1. Also why are you racing during summer?
>>563391142>classic crownThat shit gives you like 80 in stats
>>563391142>22 itemsbwo...I would racethat G1 is part of triple crown
>>563391142>4 races in a rowNigga you crazy
>>563391142Why is your schedule so weird
>>563391185First schedule I grabbed somewhere. I skip that one but can't be fucked editing it
>563391014>563391045yep that's a stub [ - ]
>>563391262I hope you are hiding the slop too
>>563391139i didnt gen it but basedi hate spats as well
>>563391260Use the presets nigga https://uma.guide/agenda-planner/
>>563391336no I'm not, browntoid retardthe AI slopper keeps to himself and is not trying to start any dramayou however tried to start some cross posting shit while pretending to be cunningyep you're getting a stub too fag
>>563391392Buy an ad VF shill. Post WitGods schedule
>>563391336how do you know its slop if you hide it ?
>>563391450>the AI slopper keeps to himself and is not trying to start any dramalol, got a nice laugh, thanks
>>563391480>space question marksaaarrrrrrr
AI schizo can you help me shit up the jp thread
>>563391450based
>>563391260I just use this one from the pdf, I'll subtract or add races depending on whether I get double rainbows or get shit
https://litter.catbox.moe/uorfxx7ahja9lnbb.PNG
>>563391713>stealing art from /vm/aDisgusting NTR nigger
>>563391713nice
i am not rolling for nishino flower
>>563391142>classic yasuda
>>563391650Someone is scamming you with that schedule bro. Almost no one runs Futurity over Fillies because of epithets
>>563391713dober and ryan would never
>>563391825Fillies only gives you an epithet if you get the Lady title retardgwo
>>563391825retard
>>563391606Jeez now my cock is slimy
>>563388092the what...
>>563391606did the ai have a stroke or is the implication that her outfit is painted on
>>563391582yes actually>>563391713kill yourself back to where you came from nrt dog
>>563391650>running QEII instead of taking advantage of free no race fatigue for racing MC-filler-Arimaishygddt
>>563391825you don't play the game
>>563391873>>563391906>>563391967Why would you not get the Goddess epithet if you have mile + medium and not racing Victoria and Queen. Are you training umas without at least B in Mile and Medium?
>>563391963I refuse to do Slayer Stakes outside of making long aces fuck 3600m races
>>563391713based, dunno why this made two SEAbrown seethe but based
>>563391960Ok go shit up the JP thread and I'll give you backup soon. Just give me a second
>>563391910imagining anon's cum covered cock is getting me pretty worked up...
>>563392064the secret sauce is that G2 and G3 races give the same rewardsall you need is a rival
>>563392043check the image again anon
>>563392043you are a fucking moronyou only need to run the qe2 if you are doing the tiara
>>563391910she is way to hotwhat were they thinking?
>>563392043xD
>>563392043Goddess can only be obtained if you get the Triple Tiara first retard
>>563392043Are you a botter? How the fuck are you so unaware
bros how the fuck do I raise vbourbon, she just fucks up around nhk miles and the jap derby even with good stats
umamusume that got second place in Oka Sho
>>563392043Fillies gives you a better spark and it's smart to run it in case you fail to get enough Stam for the Long races.Ignore the double digit IQ retards seething at you.
i always do fillies because i like fillies
It truly is peak brown hours huh, they can't understand simple game mechanics like epithets, or not go on a rabid frenzy over literally anything they disagree with, what a basic lifeform
throbbing umanko
>>563392103Now imagine me taking care of my morning wood with daiwa>>563392149Impossible to not start drooling when her proportions look like that
Nishino gets a tenner but cheerleaders are my priority it’s just that simple.
i dont like nishino flowershe is sexy but she doesn't have big breasts
>>563392149>she is way to hotSARRRRRRRR
>>563392328Forgot to mention that I am brown as well.
Is Preferred Position and Stamina to Spare really that fucking risky to run on XOguri? I might as well fucking buy Pump and Beyond then
i want pama but the thought of using 30k feels bad
which uma WOULD have a brown trainer
>>563392503if you're not running fronts then you're fine otherwise just pray you don't meet 6 front rooms (or 3 front + 3 pace where you're the only one who latestarts)
>>563392328truejust see>>563392434fucking pajeets screaming their signature sound like a pokemon
>>563392503it's okay to have one, not two
>>563392513Wait for December if you don't have the gyarus
>>563392503If you go below 5th you're kind of fucked anyways, I prefer Barcarole so I can out speed lates if they get lucky
>>563392513bright cost me like 25k carats, shit happens
>>563392593Ryan because I'm her trainer
>>563392513doesn't she get FREE pulls from the goldshit event
>>563392603>>563392465why did you respond twice
>>563392628we need more gyarusi love this trope
>>563392513well, get used to it it's going to happen often
>>563392719i like narita
Why did nobody tell me Brian was a meta parent when her banner dropped
>>563392593gold city, mayano, pasa, curren, manhattan cafe, and satono diamond
>>563392719I want to run this exact team for next CM but i dont know how to make Taishin work
>>563392513maybe if the mejiro clan gave me a short infusion of a million carats i'd pull
>>563392790I feel like making her late would work
>>563392771why no one told me neicha was the most important late card?
>>563392827That leaves max 6 stars for Medium S which is the core problem
>>563392790what about mimicking ayabe who is working
>>563392853People did say that tho
>>563392771I did
Is Scholar's Hat bait? We've got one CM under our belts in the MANT era and i'm still not sure..
>>563392853I'm sorry you're blind
NTRnigger is definitely brown as he's too chickenshit to avatarfag on /sp/
>>563392853we have quite a few good late cards with shit front and pace cards
Do mejiro trainers get paid more or are they still abused like the rest
>>563392947situational just like everything else. 90% of the time it's good though
good morning umadacchi
>>563392947I barely ever see it, if I ever buy one though I’m guaranteed to see a second one again the next shop. The real bait for me is the metabolism scales, whenever I’ve bought one I stop getting the fattening events.
>>563392947it's 2 extra skills basically
>>563393040Why would Maya even need to wear a braAlso good morning
>>563392947
>>563393087to not chafe her nipples bwo...
>>563393087to protect her nipples
>>563393109i still dont get why megaphones and ankle weights are that low
>>563392947I used to think it was bait until I won my Pisces cup with an ace run where I bought it
>Fail 7% into practice poor and losing practice perfectwowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>563393132>>563393138band aids aren't enough?
>>563393146 slopper of course
>>563393109>whistles at the bottom草
>>563393164no
>>563393169why are there 3 le lucky horses
>>563393087Little girls start wearing bras when their breasts start budding. I still remember being in primary school and seeing the cunnies start wearing bras for the first time. It was so fucking hot, I love being a teacher.
>>563393146witGOD is a highroll believer
>>563393205where would you put whistles
umallo
>>563393146you train like 12-15 times total you really only get them for summer while hoping the anklets are used for the training you want
>>563393234Artist likes orenji
>>563392947high roll game>>563393057>Play oguri/spe>Buy the scale>Never see those fatfuck events
why did suzuka have a really mare like name despite being a STALLION
>>563393264No one can stomach doing enough MANT runs to consistently get lucky high rolls.
>>563393307I have never seen the super fat fuck Oguri event a single time since MANT started
>>563393132>>563393138maya's big and sensitive nipples...
>>563393205whistles have fucked up my single rainbow to zero rainbow so many times it's unreal
>>563393205IF YOU ARE CARD BROCKED YOU ARE CARD BROCKED
>>563393364guess that's why they have 3T and we have 1T
Almost all of those bitches fell Sky
>>563393087She's a growing girl
>>563393420She's just trying to be nice.
>>563393390What's the most whistles you've used without seeing a rainbow? For me it's 4
>>563393532i dumped 5 once
>>5633932988 summer 3 climax 3 after shop opens is 14 already12 seems difficult!!
>>563393383i only use them for unbricking 0 rainbow turnsthat shit happens to me too much so i eat the single rainbow
>>563393532Stacking 3 or more non-Rainbow units on one training is better than a Rainbow
>>563393532there's usually a power or guts stack with 50 stats which is good enough
>>563393532I was once retarded and whistled away a mid rainbow turn for something better at the end of the run and went through 3 without seeing another rainbow
>3 mood downs in ~6 turn stretch>Fail 5%>skin outbreak from 3 racesmaybe there really are seeded outcomes
>>563393146witgawd always assumes it's a high roll run where you get everything you need (you won't)in an actual run megaphones and ankles are your n°1 priority because if you enter summer without them you have to glue the run
>>563393146You get them too easily and you don't need many. You are pretty much 100% guaranteed to have the required megaphones every run, so just buy them whenever. Meanwhile higher tier items are always to be bought asap and you prioritize them over lower tier items.The real anomaly is whistle though. Objectively retarded to rank it ABSOLUTE BOTTOM when it's high up in tier 2. You fucking buy it over energy sometimes. Literally fucking what is this homo on about?
underrated use of whistles is when you have a turn where you can only force training with charm or vita wit. when you have no choices like that then turning a bad +12 stats into +25 is good
bros shakur is getting cuter with every video the propaganda.....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BlpX3XZUTI
killer tunes doesn't work on lates, right? says front mid race, that doesn't sound like something lates do
I already get pissed if i whiff the discount on Kitasan's Professor of Curvature or miss out on FineMo's Speed Star so the fuck do you mean Sirius' From the Brink is agemasen too
>>563393987top 50%but late doesn't want to be top50% before late-race
ryan LOVE
only 50M more...
>>563394284yeah, that was what I was thinkingI gotta remake vodka, why did I even get it for her, fuck
wa la (first 9* pwr)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGT0wPTpO-cMejiro Love
>>563393987i thought it was having a stroke and mixing up ygo and uma when reading this
slow breads today
>>563394612>urara AND maruzensky
MY HECKIN DAUGHTERINO
In the near future, is there no other card out there that can give NSM?
>>563394694Worst of both worlds
>>563394612Congrats on your genetic dead end
>>563394803take your pick
>>563394780I fuck my daughter
>>563394612Bwo pass the trainer ID I need to breed ulala
>>563394631Keiba MADs are so coolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSkc1Cl1PDM
How much longer until Sexing the Pearl?
>>563394851
>>563394932
>>563394932This summer fellow pearl bro
>>563394996>>563395001>rest of april>May>June>Most of JulyCan they fucking speed up already?
>>563394941
>>563394803Stamina Spe and Power Maya
>>563395001why does this have a rerun a week after the first banner ends
>>563395117BILLIONS MUST ROLL FOR PEARL
>>563395117Nobody in JP rolled on the 1st banner which made Cygames think it was bugged
i don't feel like picking up the pen tonight
>>563395221Nopan underneath
I like the small uma. Therefor will be pulling for the small uma. Hope Flower leaves me enough for Sweep.
>>563395314keep drawing bwo
>>563395001Please skip the second and accelerate even further, Cygenerous
>>563391910>>563392103hot
>>563395474maybe i will do it for nishino flower
>>563394865That is extraordinarily erotic. I know japan tried to make the school swimsuits less sexy, but it doesn't work, as it was never the swimsuits that were the sexy part.
Stop being so horny!
machikane more like munchy cunny
>>563393260Nishino torena...
>>563395781i just woke up. you know how these things go.
>>563393164Those would not last a sweaty workout.
>>563395781Yaeno Muteki!
>>563395959Umaypoi with the princess
>>563395992...
>>563395941
>>563395992but I'm right here
>>563396145But I want the autistic princess....
I like horny trainers
>>563395463You will be wrung and left with nothing for Sweep
>>563396145oh yeah? then kiss me you faggot instead of denying me speed star for the millionth time
>>563396178but I'm right here
>>563396145sorry, but my seed is exclusively for the gold clan.
>>563396262But I want the one with the funny inner kansai monolog!
>5 wasted clocksI kneel. Reminder to not listen to the Mejiro anthem while facing a Mejiro Rival.
umarape umarape
Odds I cook da pastaEvens I order da pizza
why are rivals so powerful but the climax races are full of joke opponents
>>563396373You thought you could just enter mare turf and win?You deserved to get drained
>>563396254*chu*
>>563396476You're decked out by the end of it. Rivals are only really an issue in Junior, if your unique cant carry or until you bought some skills
>>563396561ok tough guyas if you never clocked a race in senior year ever
>>563395941WRONG that's not her you RETARD
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>563396608You got an S and higher rank uma by the end of it. Its beyond the npc lvls, whats so weird about that?
>>563396672I have never seen an uma lose a single TS finale raceI have clocked multiple times in senior yearnot to mention classic year
>>563396758Well the power gap it too big then. Dont worry about it.
FINALLY I HAVE COMPLETED MY AYABE ACE YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHGot spurt and glittering star because it was available at the end and had leftover sp
>>563396843>end closer>spurtAnon...
>>563396758I got second in the second of the 3 races once, on an absolute dogshit run
>>563396843AYABE BRO NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU FORGOT TO TRAIN WIT
Now that /vm/ is a proper general, aren't you afraid that they're going to steal your best posters if their thread is better? Both threads now compete directly.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LU6YHQXso-k
>>563396843Bwo she's retarded...
I cook the pasta now
>>563396843bwo, i...
>>563396920Bright wouldn't say thisBright would head empty
>>563396843>Spurtanon...
reminder that finemo is NOT A WOMAN
>>563396843You got agemasend on From the Brink
>>563396843Looking good gwo
>>563397043>
>>563397043I saw her pregnated and naked. Your're lying
>>563396843>straight spurt>when late race is corners
>>563396883>>563397034Quite literally I got the hint for it after Japan cup in senior year. I knew not to spend points on it because this track makes it near useless, but after all the other races I had enough to buy it so I said fuck it. It was either that or inner post green
>>563386780>Did everyone grow up into lonely, desperate ojisans? Umamusume.I'm a zuma full of energy.
>>563396843she won't trigger 1/3 of the skills with that wit, you're even gamblemaxxing more than me bruh
>>563397131Based video
>>563397131>>563397224wtf am I looking at
>>563397031Bright would say it (it would take her 20 minutes to process it)
>>563396843Based, always gamble
>>563396920>>563396940>>563397006>>563397191>having to do another 50+ runs for the med s gamble I’ll focus on my other aces, and if time willing I will throw my head against the wall again
>>563386780I posted my weight months ago and anons just wanted to rape me this place was always gay af
huh after changing the UI animation speed from 1 to 2 using the one who shall not be named, uma feels way smoother, it was cygays fault after all
>>563397043she wears bloomers so she's a mare (fact checked by Three Godesses)
>>563396608>as if you never clocked a race in senior year everother than an understammed Spring Tenno Sho, I don't think I've ever used a clock senior year.
This thread is so peaceful when the AI Indian fucks off to torment a different thread
>>563397502i wish I could have sex with Dia and loli Dia at the same time.
>>563397549uoh...
Uma musume for this feel?
>>563397640yada
>>563397601colt dia...
>>563397601cute!!
>>563397181You're in charge of cosplay Helios then
>>563397813anon i'm 6 feet and lift weights. i don't have the build.
Good morning! I love Scarlet!
>>563397912Ok goldship it is them
>>563397940Prove it
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>563398056These are my CM teams
>>563398190Based
i want to get groomed by Maruzen and Pearl.
>>563396921What made the generals "good" were the people. splitting off to a 0 traffic general will simply kill off your "community". every game eventually dies off because the normal thing to do is to quit playing. So all youre left with are schizos and degens.peak thread quality was like 1 month into the game when it had the most attention and normies. What made the general shit were the gacha players who never stopped playing and shitposted for 10 years anyways; Who we inherited the general from.
>>563398373LMAO he replied to the bait
Remember if you laugh at >>563396843 you go to Niigata Junior Stakes Vs Seeking the pearl.
Why does sweep keep bricking herself between runs
>aren't you afraidnyo
Whats better, seethe quit repeatedly only for your best run to shart out an extremely mid ace or let sweepy stumble its way through mamt for 6+hrs on repeat hoping you hit the lottery rather than popping a blood vessel actively playing?
>>563398429The sweep dev had a melty a couple days ago and fucked with the code. Why are you still using her, retard?
......................./v/ma moved to /vm/?
what do they call umas in AMERICA like they don't really use a jap word for horse girls right?
>>563397131>>563396883>>563397034Wait what?I dont get it, how does spurt actually work, doesnt it work everytime, seriously wtf?
>>563398190>triple B CM1is this open or graded league
>>563398613They're all still scattered around the board
>>563398664they doUma is a loanword
>>563398414Throughout Heaven and earth I alone am playing End Ayabe
>>563398613Seems like it? This thread has an order of magnitude more activity than anything in that board.
>>563398190I know who you are.
>>563398613umafraid so
>>563398819this turns me on
>>563398674Open>>563398793Mambro...
>>563398609Because sweep dev is cool
>>563398782counter shart sisters...
>>563398782It's gonna be about as active as all of /vm/ combined during the CM kek
>>563398613seems like a good choice
>>563398871Yay, your right!
So how do you build Xoguri? 2 spe/po/wit or 3 guts, 1 god, 2 wit?
>>563398664we call em higgers back in kentucky
>>563398934Your right? But what about On Your Left?
Is Neck & Neck any good for CM12? I would have to redo my aces and sacrifice Killer Tunes for it, I feel like it's not worth
>>563398613It seems counter productive because their culture is based on a timed thread and temporary participation. Having a thread dedicated to themselves 24/7 is going to eventually turn them into us and because its on a slowing moving board people will eventually get bored and try making /v/ threads again.
why the FUCK does Sirius never give her gold
>>563399090I got my MLB Nattie, no worries
>>563399120It's good, but not if you're killing Killer Tunes for it
>>563399028>submit your uma confession via dmswaoh
>Stego jumps over the fence, gives high fives and just waves as she walks away without looking back>Nakayama and Orfevre do the same>Dream Journey goes under and doesn't even touch anyone's hands because she's a clean freak, but turns around and does a small bow as she's leaving>Goldship limbos under the fence but also does the one handed hand touching and just waves as she walks away without looking back>Fenomeno goes under, also does the high fives, then waves without looking back.>Lala:
>>563398981I run 2 spe 1 pow 3 wit with pretty good results
Taurus lobby89208863
>>563398664The english announcer at the start of UMA in America calls them Umamusume, so it's Umamusume everywhere in the Umaworld. Don't umathink too hard about it.
>>563399190I asked. I care.
>>563399142Yeah that's most likely going to happen which will ultimately kill their culture or kill what makes their threads fun.
>>563399190she acts like I think Urara would
>Nishino Flower umanko is too good that people forget Sundayposting
ryan is a PRINCESS and she is a lovely GIRL and i LOVE her
If CDN wins some more this year, then Kita might actually get a leading sire award and be equal with Dura on that front
>>563398894>introduce le new subtick(that doesn't work)>unbans hackersAbsolute cinema
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvGwN4rqX7w
I want to suck on Daiwa's nipplesI want to suck on Taiki's nipplesI want to suck on Doto's nipplesI want to suck on Bourbon's nipplesI want to suck on Brian's nipplesI want to suck on Curren's nipplesI want to suck on Biwa's nipplesI want to suck on Maruzensky's nipplesI want to suck on Ardan's nipplesI want to suck on Digital's nipplesI want to suck on Jordan's nipplesI want to suck on Gold City's nipplesI want to suck on Flash's nipplesI want to suck on Dia's nipplesI want to suck on Akebono's nipplesI want to suck on Kawakami's nipplesI want to suck on Spechan's nipplesI want to suck on King's nipplesI want to suck on Air Groove's nipplesI want to suck on Tachyon's nipplesI want to suck on Nature's nipplesI want to suck on Kitasan's nipplesI want to suck on Tazuna's nipples
>>563399416Ama's tits are so big
>>563399416Any lower and we would see her mosquito bites
>>563399450American Pie
>>563399432why did they have to go with such a menacing image for Gold Ship...
>>563399254Post em
>>563398672Spurt works on a straight.You want to accelerate when the late race starts.So if a track late race starts on straight, spurt = good. If track late race starts on corner, spurt = no good.
weei
>>563398672I wonder what the "straightaway" in straightaway spurt means.
>>563399375Urara is similar but not quite the same.
>>563399696kek
>>563399696My god I want to all over her cute face
finished my weekend 10k againof course i am grabbing mcsloppa for dinneri already had a mixue sundae for supper last night...but... if odds i will grab a mcflurry for supper today too......
>>563399680it works straight awaywhich is good you because want accels to fire as soon as possible on the final spurt
>>563399778Want to what?!
>>563399835Weekend 10k calories fatass spechud
>>563399849Urara..
>>563399835Fatty
>>563399835speFAT
Bouquet
>>563399835stop eating so much calories you fucking obese nigger
>>563399835now this how avatarfags should rp
>>563399835HELL YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>5633996052 speed 10 power 2 wit on the parentspasa replaceable with nishino to free up the borrow slot for NTR or FM depending on your card collection
>>563399856Shower in my loveCute ulala
>>563399835teiobro...
>>563399835Most people aren't THAT into feet and pits actually, it's a psyop to try and get them into it at first so when censorship and mass restrictions come that that will all they look forward to seeing. Get used to the idea of sexualizing those little parts of the body but that's going to go poorly me thinks. Anyway, can you get me a mcflurry too? Is it still good or has the quality gone down like everything else?
>>563399835why are you eating sundaes on non-sundays you fat fuck
>>563399835dont be surprised when you have a heart attack at 35
>>563400058No. This one's our OG chud
>>563400107But I'm already 35 yea
>>563399190>LalaShouldn't her nickname be Luli if her full name is Lucky Lilac?
>>563399945smooch
urara is older than half the cast....
>>563400209rakki rairaku
>>563399992Thanks. aren't you worried about low guts?
>>563400209dekinaibro...
>>563400060Cute Journey
>>563399835>finished my weekend 10k againyou mean a 10km run, right?
>>563398981My strongest Oguri is 14 POW and 3 STM
>>563400209No it's actually Luck
Surely it doesn't go above 735k
i'm gonna be upset if this straightaway spurt isn't good.
I have to remake my TT team again Soon.
>>563400263The final straight is too short for dueling to make any significant difference, never seen a guts win in pubs. Oguri is also more skill-dependent than your average late, so having Killer Tunes/Prof/Menace actually has an outsized impact compared to winging it with a guts deck.
>>563400415
>>563399835I feel ill whenever I eat Mcdonalds. I can tolerate their chicken sandwiches but being able to stomach their whole menu and desert items is alien to me. My morning meal consisted of eating left over spaghetti.
where is ayabe posterdid he die?
https://sweeptosher.github.io/Sweeplyzer/new crypto miner just dropped
>>563400623I made him OD on those pills
>>563400634>loads the ENTIRE cards on main pageHoly shit Sweepydev please
i stopped buying mcdonalds meals because of how bulky the calories in fries are. i usually just get two sandwiches and a drink, most of the time the calories are lower than sandwich + fries. it feels more fulling and more protein (even if it's not a ton in the first place)
>>563400623He's busy
>>563400634I need to buy crypto again soon
>>563400532cunties
>kagurabachi is getting an anime by CYGAMESare we brothers now?
>>563400724k, keep me posted
>>563400793Yes. Peak v Peak
>Yes, I admit it. I always look at your tits, your deep cleavage.How will she respond?
>>563400793what? who?
>>563400724I don't even like mcdonalds fries, they are too soggy
>>563400634Lists all the 15% RB cards as 10% for some reason
>>563400724The fires are the only thing I can stomach from there if I ever felt lazy on the way home. Even then, it's much better to just cut a potato and fry it yourself. I like white castle fries better anyway
>>563400634what does it do?
>>563400634>they still havent find out the crypto miner in the auto updates and hook
>>563400793if this is the case, then i reccomend everyone get onto Fuuto Pi and Kamen Rider W by association. Fuuto Pi's anime is done by CYGAMES as well, it was a pretty good and faithful sequel. Plus the two commentary bros from S2 + S3 of pretty derby show up.
>>563400634fuck is this
>>563401012You select your cards, aptitudes, race schdule etc., and it will estimate what your overall statline will look like at the end of the run.
>>563400974you don't even need to deepfry anymore, I do airf ryer fries all the time
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>>563398190That's my Mambwo!
>>563401012ranks cards/audit decks by simulating thousands of ura careers inside the browser (3rd worlder mudhut pcs need not apply)
>>563400974I thought white castle was food stamp food
Say something nice about my daughter
I've been going to McDonald's a lot more ever since my trainee started giving me discounts.
i kinda miss launch when everyone was just trying to win runs
>ywn get raped by Tachyon
>>563400060acts all cutie but she totally mind breaks you
>>563401212Me to that brown chiyono poster
can sweepy use clock yet
>>563401297why even live at this point.
Monetizing. Running ads.
>>563401221Your daughter dresses like a slut
>>563401297>rape rape rape rape rapeReally?Always rape?
>>563401229Most of the people from then is dead. We had such a massive normalfag launch player base for some reason. Uma turned out to be too much of a game for them and they left.
sweepy bro how do we get SS rank?
>>563401229My first MANT launch doesn't feel as magical as URA or Unity. Probably because it was talked about so much that I practically know what to expect. Oh well the game is not about the waifus anymore but winning CMs, and I don't like how I changed
>>563401423problem, lol?
>>563400634wat
>>563401227Ordering a mcpickle fucking pounder from umamusume A.
>>563401327There's a brown one now?
>>563401423umas can't help themselves when they are in heat
>>563400858She immediately books tickets to Germany
>>563401151That's true but I personally do not like using the air fryer. I bought one for my sister and one was gifted to us but it leaves behind this smell of plastic that I cannot tolerate and makes me gag.>>563401202I don't know, all I know is I like the fries better than mcdonalds
>tablet is ready>can't find my standfuck
>>563400714He's vibe coding please understand
>>563401593You're not?Ok come over and prove me wrong
>>563401674I hope you're taking a video
>>563401423Uma musume is a pro-rape franchise
The fabled meta room
>>563401784that's why i'm looking for my phone stand. i only do videos
Dober? What are you doing here?
>>563401832OUR HERO SHONBORI RUDOLFand shart falco
>>563401674you better not be making a tribute video
>>563401824>Uma musume is a pro-rape franchisethis
I like wife getup casual dresses.
>>563401940no comment.
>>563401674Cum on bwo you can do it
Which is worse, XOguri double dom or 2 fronts + XOguri?
>>563402080i'm all set up. working on it
So what is his secret? How do pro players farm so many fans?
>>563402148Worse as in what? Former is meta.2nd is off meta.
wow thank you sweepy dev now i can make UG horses on sweepy
>>563402237Sweepy bot
>>563402148Anything with XOguri is the worst. If you want to win with cap use her OG (as in peak).
>>563402268Sweepy has updated for MANT?
why is there no sweepybot cord? posting on github seems too nerdy for me
>>563402237https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTqRx-F7ZqA
>>563400623On the highest
bros where are the umamusume merch/collabs in kyoto/osaka
>>563402385Discord is seen as uncool even though everyone here has one
>>563402374that was 1 month ago
>>563402173I'd give you a hand if I could
>>563402483kansai doesn't have human rights
>>563402521Link?
Always speed instead of something useful
>>563402492No, it’s the oppositeDiscord is for normies
>>563402268>The year is 20XX>Sweepy can completely simulate thousands career runs in the latest scenario, seconds after the scenario release>Sweepydev has collaborated with Umalator dev to add the umalator to Sweepy>Anons don't even have to play the game anymore, just input their cards into Sweepy, and the resulting uma into the Umalator>Chanmis are decided by what little variance is left following thousands of sweepy sims and thousands of umalator races, all in a matter of seconds>All that is left is to ERP and post AI umamusume porn on /vg/
>>563402719>Sweepy can’t even ERP with me or make AI Umamusume porn and post it for meWhy even bother downloading it?
What parents do I want to take for Rudolf Late for CM? I dont want to do Dober/Ryan. Maybe only one of them. Who should be the second parent? Late or End actually?
What exactly is stopping cygames from banning every account that farmed blatantly inhuman 30m+ fans a day? Japanese fax can't be this slow
>>563403002>I dont want to do Dober/Ryan.why are you playing backline then???
>>563402719I'll finally have time to read the stories by then
hey
>>563402385nigga just open a fucking issueit takes like 3 whole clicks
NICE CM BWOS
Finally off the highway. Thank god it’s Sunday and everyone is at church Also who do I choose for my third ace? The setup so far is Ayabe and Tama-maybe Rudolf? Been on and off with her or Tachyon (Late vs Pace). Or is NYopera any good?
>>563403132Please don't hurt me
surely It's on + Killer Tunes makes up for the lackluser wit
>>563403002For Rudolf i think you pretty much have to run Dober+Ryan because she already has a speed up skill as her unique
>>563401978>getting raped by a midgetWhat's the excuse here?
>>563403132let me win this mile race PLEASE I HAVE NO MORE CLOCKS
>>563387845curse of the witch
>>563403230getting milked by a tiny woman 20 times your strength
>>563403230that midget can lift a car
>>563403182My friend has more or less the same xoguriThat's already a guaranteed win if the lobby has no other xoguris ngl
>>563403002You don't have enough accel to win without both unless you're planning on luckshitting a NSM proc.You're going to be far behind the pack and Oguri has a consistent .3 accel with speed carryover and fronts will always get a .2 accel while being way farther ahead.Either take both or don't bother trying.
>>563401978I want to be abused by Taishin
>global is still filled with botters>but they could only do 1/3 of JP's fan count for the idol event nice dead server, brownoids
All the rapes but we still don't have trainers getting drugged AND raped
>>563403346>if no other xogurisbut isnt everyone running xoguri
>>563403346>if the lobby has no other xogurisi feel like this will never happen
Yeh
>>563403346lol
DOMINATOR META SUCKS
>>563403451I'm not running xoguri
>>563403482
>>563403662
Is there any late surger unique for mid race speed when you are in 9th place?
I fucking love Satono Diamond holy shit
It was only for a moment...
>>563392328Every hour is brown hour
>>563403154the next CM will be like this too
>>563403662Imagine being LalaTore having to deal with this and her glory eyes trainerYou put on your glasses to try and not have to deal with them
the condom passer
>>563403825hey man don't call her that
>>563401784based
>>563403712White Lightning
>>563403881ok saar
>>563403451I don't have Fatguri
>even /uma/ rooms have 4 dominators minimum truly a brown strat for this brown general
>>563402483did you try going to the anime street retard?dont expect anything crazy osakas anime street is miles away from akibathey have a few stores tho
>>563403139im too shy to post in public
>>563403718Big throbbing Dia love
>>563403976bro is filling up diapers over practice lobbies lmfao
I can't still fucking enter the game, Cygames fix your code fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Belno Light is a homewrecking whore.
I will not jerk off todayI will not jerk off today...I will not...
>>563402719can it chose parents?tried installing but got stuck installing anacondait didnt finish in 30 minutes
>>563404040warm, milky, pearly white dia love
Scenario events not interfering with your cards and realizing that it really was just bad luck is the most painful part of MANT
>>563404130this is a good thing
>start new career with the last borrow of the day to leave it in the finale to complete new day dailies>ended up playing to the end This game is fun and I can't stop playing
>>563404096Sounds like you have a quirked up connection, its just you
Dad found the cum sock
>>563404174retard
563403914never reply to me ever again pajeet filth
>>563404264Others anon are experiencing the same problem.It's random. Also *rapes you*
>>563403976i'm bringing 3 doms to CM to make xoggers miserable
>>563404332uh oh jeet melty
>>563403886Interesting. Gonna try building a CM Tama then
>>563404130And she got what's coming to her with Komi wrecking her home
>>563404019iirc the only overly weeb thing i saw was a gacha store and a pachinko building
>>563404335I guess im just lucky then I never have issuesAlso nyoo (im so lucky)
>brown brown brown brown brown browndo your job janny
>>563404140I will jerk off to Tachyon today
>>563404482t. brown
>>563404448
finally i get to be a nishino flower main im so happy. sweepy is next
>>563404438I have an erection now wtf?
>>563404361Please do, retardbwoYou're only helping other XOguris while fucking up the other styles
>>563404365>uh ohare you having an orgasim?why are you typing like a tranny?
Guess he got bored at how slow /vm/a and lack of attention he was given there
>>563404576It’s okay bwo I got you
Time to rape anon
>>563404576ugly dresstitts toooooooo smallin official art they are bigger
It's 9PM in Jakarta.
>>563403050>>563403184>>563403348Can't I win without one of them? It can't be that bricked...
It's 9:30 am in Chicago.
>>563404645Well if he samefags there all the posts would just be his
>>563404772It’s 0731 in REDACTED
What if I just…didn’t bring a Dominator?
>>563404767how can you be brickeddo your own Ryan parent and hire a Dober
>offtopic no one asked about your shithole[-]
>>563404816you will lose
>>563404816hog victim
Huh this works?
>>563404838I have ryan and dober. But I need to build a parent for either of them first. I think Dober is easier to run... I hope there are lots of good ryans with Pulse in grandparent.
>>563404816you get raped by 25% speed debuff4 times
Is it ok if I just bring tether
>>563404414By 9th do you mean last? Since TT has more than 9.I hope you looked before you committed to a career but White Lightning only works in two narrow ranges and neither are "last".
>>563404130What's there to homewreck?Kitahara has no umawife yet
>>563404849someone is mad lmfao
>>563404986Tether has the same powerlevel as Hesitant series (0.15)Dom is 0.10 more
>>563404974its not 25% its 2%
>>563404865>>563404894>>563404974Naruhodo…
>>563404960From* As in, I have no good parent Ryan or Dober...
>>563405093yeah you can tell they're seething about being called out
>>563404645I think he's just afraid of them since they can ignore him just fine
>>563404865But I already lost due to the fact that I don't have the pigWhat's next?
>>563405028I want to be open-palm slapped by Dream Journey
>>563405182well you'll need one in two weeks and again in six, so while two weeks ago was the best time to make one, now is the next best
>>563405292Why do you want death by Uma
>>563405171
why does teio say nishishi
>>563401674Bwo has been gooning for an hour
I don't get how vodka, base oguri and grass can beat pearl and 2px with mediocre stats at mile races but others can and will job?Idgi?
>>563405541They are peak
>>563405480my body just wasn't feeling it and i hate forcing myself to be horny. it ends up in weak loads.but an hour isn't unusual for me
>>563405152Dominator is -0.25 Current Speed
>>563405340It would be the best way to goThough I do think Journey would be able to control her strength just enough to deliver pain without killing me
>>563405541think about what those umas have in common
>>563405464she likes amagami
What if you still loved Teio?
>there are faggots here think oguri is not sexycouldnt be me!
>>563405601its both current speed and top speed
>>563405601thats 2%
>>563405657Hachimi up for adoption
nobody loves TeioTeio a shit
Nishino Flower is a piece of shit. Complete bitch
>>563405683More like Oguri PLAP
>>563405708This but unironically.
This hair is almost as bad as Ryan's.
>>563405601umas pointing up like this are always stupid, that goes double for falcon
>>563405657Still in Love is a different Umamusume, thoughever
SO IT WAS YOU GUYS AGAINDOWNHILL AND UPHILL KILLING MY PACE WITH PACE DOWN AND BOOSTING LATE SURGERS
>>563405730nishinocryer.jpg
I made a list of every anon that brought debuffers in the room matches here I'll post the dox after CM so we can see if they won
>>563405683kitahara didn't think she was sexy...
>>563405697but how could that be?where did 0.05 go?
>>563405807This is why I don’t join /uma/ rooms
>>563405916Kek I was literally thinking about saying some of you guys wonder why it takes so long to fill rooms sometimes
>>563405853rounded down
5 borrows5 attempted dober parents deadonly 1 that actually didnt clock out early fucking up the runand it was 3 mile 3 green and a shitton of good whites but ONE GUTS. if it were literally 3 ANYTHING it wouldve been fine
>>563405765I have no idea what this post means can someone explain
>>563405683imagine all the sweat coming from that amount of food.
>>563406024He's trying to bully umas that have little to no fans because they cannot defend themselves. Typical 3rd rate torena behavior
what did he mean by this?
>>563405784More umas should use the hand stick like Nishino.
>>563406024Epipipipiphaneia has the same weird tufts that Chiyo has
>>563405989>if it were literally 3 ANYTHING it wouldve been finenine months in and people still feeling entitled to a 5% roll
>>563406024We wouldn't expect a dog nigger to understand
>>563405734imagine the smell
>>563405683she's midHer anime version is cool, even the outfit is better.I will never understand her OG appealt. Super Creek's googooest baby btw
If you post in /uma/ after this message, you’re gay. If I get a 7, you all get raped by Nishino Flower
>>563406124I'd prefer they use their own fingers when assaulting my prostate
>>563406130Anon. . . . that's the point
>>563406237>>563406237>>563406237
>>563406193With this 7, I reverse the polarity of this post
>>563406193Me me me
>>563406172its the same outfit?
>>563406259Holy 7s
It seems that the connection problems only happens when you're connecter to an internet red, through both Wi-fi and ethernet. I can open the game with Mobile dataCygays fix your code
>>563406289That you're gay or you wanted to be nishino-ed?
>>563406332An internet WHAT
>>563406424Just woke up, english.exe is not working
>>563406394Yes
I gambled on a 25% during summer and lostGot Awful mood
>>563406489Hmm I diagnose you with Brazilian
>>563406572Are you perhaps that Rice anon from /gst/?
taking a break. can't seem to get in the mood.
>fail a 10% training>quit career>don’t get Swinging Maestro before the Kikuka show>quit run>Nishino Flower blows through all my clocks>quit runMan, I’m gonna miss half-TP…
>>563406298The anime collab is a different outfit.
>>563405784
>>563386780I think a lot of the catalog is basically blog posting, sharing koikatsu images and A.I prompts.Take /ddlc/, it's a 5 hour visual novel that released 10 years ago, I don't think there has been any video game discussion in that general in a long time, plus they already have two generals on /c/ and /aco/ for image dumping.Same could be said about /ksg/, nearly every couple of posts is >10 >almost died >finally >nothing ever happensat that point why even bother?Ironically though, they are probably some of the best threads because I doubt they ever get shitposters.
>>563409914Actually I guess I forgot about divegrass, I suppose that is why some still exist.Also, why there are even generals for "chatroom" games, why do you need that, it's a chatroom, just chat in the game?How is /waifu/ even a real general?
How do I do MANT again? Is the agenda presets on uma.guide any good?>t. urara-tier WIT
>>563413229Git gudYes
>>563409914I remember in the earliest days of /ddlc/ they swore up and down that they wouldn't share /ksg/'s fate. That the threads would lose interest and die before they were that bad.