Previous: >>563386743>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Lucky Lilac (3*), SSR Aston Machan, SR Hishi AmazonNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
>>563406237ORANGE
Cafe borgar!
I want to have sex
uma for this feelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyfUeZDfIhI
>>563406237vandalized opkys
Just finished trailblazer for the second time and only got an A with Narita Brian...weird because I won all 31 of my racesOne more thing, is gold city any good? I've heard she can be a bitch to train
Teio has trouble performing her Teio Step while pregnant
If I use 3 fronts for CM12, will I die?
Everyone gets Nishino Flower in the first 10 pulls with the power of this 7
>>563406565No, it's actually a good strat to fuck over x oguri
>>563406565No, but you might want to
>>563406565It would be extremely painful
67
>>56340656566% chance of blocking xog actuallyThat is if your fronts are good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e7wxq_uUWQ
another anon told me to run Tachyon as a late for a double dom + S. Maru setup since I don't have XOguri. is there an advantage to running her as a late instead of pace?
>>563406757You kill her ult as late. Dont do it
>>56340667878…
*farts loudly*
people would look at doto doing this and still say she "accidentally" did it
>>563406796yeah i knew that so i was extremely hesitant. back to pace it is.
@sweepydevwhat was the logic here, seriously?
Im tired of waiting give me the Nishino cunny now
Am I a pedo if I want to impregnate Nishino Flower?
SUPER CREEK, NO!
>>563406894@umaclaude reverse engineer the code make no mistakes
>>563406975yes
>>563406894That's what the AI spit out, there's no reasoning
>>563406894recursion spotted
>>563406757Dominator has a >5 place requirement, so it doesn’t proc if you’re a Pace
>>563406726god the new Youtube embed is awful
>>563407050I hope you like!
you guys havent posted the kot crier i requested.
>>563406894leave no child unkilled
>>563407251i am not your slave
>>563406894vibecoded
>>563407251Make it yourself
>>563407345we cant, we dont know how to
>>563407303I need to have sex
>>563407009It's worse than AI, it's indian tier>Kill all ADB processes>search for ADB processes>none found, errorIt's been there for 3 days now, am I the only one sweeping or what
STOP RIGHT THERE, TRAINER!You have been visited byOFFICERS TACHYON AND TURBO OF THE LOCAL UMA POLICE DIVISIONNo arrest warranted but if only you say something nice about them on their birthday
>Bouron Wit card hint>Snowy Days
>>563407461tomato tomahto
>>563407530you're welcome
>730k retentionIt's getting hot in here...
>>563407482I nutted to turbo the other day!
>>563406237new cryer in the bottom right
>>563407670Post sauce to that AI turbo NOW
which uma and which race is it?
>>563406853
>>563407717Nooo im sorry I have it saved from my xitter timeline a while ago idk how to find it
>>563407806scarletoka sho
soon.
>>563407482A lovely birthday for my beautiful wife.
Now that her story is finally coming to a close, do you still think Spe is a good MC?
>>563407653Bobo so cute...
morningwoke up just in time for *that*
>>563406894>>563407461it gets restarted by restart_adb_server. thats necessary cuz mumu's adb connection sometimes turns stale MID FUCKING RUN for no reason
>>563406894The invention of Copilot has been a disaster
>>563408019Here you go bro.
>>563408019ah yeah, dailies right?
>>563406969she drugged and raped meno one cared
>>563407987She made Bright cry, no
>>563408137Idc
>>563407896thanks friend
>>563406894sweepy insists that his code is all manually written btw
>7 more hours until Nishino gets her ult
>>563407461remove it and you'll see mumu's adb connection turn offline after a while
>>563407987I'd rape Spe
>>563407987I stopped calling her spechud because after reading her story I think she doesn't deserve it
>>563408137Eh, it's GoldshipYou chose that
https://poal.me/e5qdx5https://poal.me/e5qdx5https://poal.me/e5qdx5
>/vm/ image limit is 300 + the whole board is super duper slowthat could be a problem for them
>>563408256Spechud herself is typing in the thread
>>563408137>gets raped by the hottest girl >uuuu i got le peepee in a vajayjay and it hort :(Faggot
>>563408159>>563408273see what I meanno one tries to stop goldshiwhat do you even mean
>>563408408I mean idc get raped
>>563408348why does it matter for us
>>563406456lil help pls
fuku failed the first event chain and then proceeded to stay green friendship until senior year
>>563408408next time don't dress like a slut
>>563408137I care.You're worthy of attention and respect. You shouldn't be led around by your Trainee.YOU are the one in-charge after all, you should just get a new trainee. One that respects your boundaries. If you're traumatized after the fact you could even go for one of the smaller ones. I know a couple of people that can get the contract nulled if she went as far as to assault you like that. I heard there's a promising Umamusume without a trainer that fits all the above criteria. Do you want her number? I'll be glad to hook you up.
>Nishino Flower's distance aptitude>AAEGI'm skipping and borrowing instead
>>563408509they can't post image there so they're gonna come here again
>>563408532Your cards are bad or you’re doing something wrongGold City is fine to train now, no weird career goals
>>563408049aiieeeee>>563408089yep yep!
>>563408587true, TB is the last scenario in the game.
>>563408137so?dorija did this and held a knife to my throat the entire time. then she bit the arteries in my neck after she came.
>>563408617we're already here I recognize some of the images being posted too
>>563408640I live in the moment
>>563408532Gold shittys aptitudes are fine for make a new trackblazer. Runs are pretty rng with how little training you get to do so one run being a dud isn't a surprise. Just make sure you are hunting those epithets
>>563408617>so they're gonna come here again
>>563408745I took ur img bwo
reminder: witGOD implored f2p/low-spend to pull on Nishino Flower. his delivery of this piece of advice was the most earnest he had ever been, essentially begging and pleading for us to pull.
>>563409094I think it's just because he likes little girls
>>563409094Im going balls deep in her tight banner dw
Bueno Vista desBuee Buee Buee Buee Buee Buee Buee Buee
Aries Room3695097536950975
>>563409094What if I only play end closers?
>>563409094But then I can’t pull on Yaeno Muteki
>>563409094I already got all the late surger parents I need, why would I go for a pace parent that only works on mile?
>>563409175she doesn't release until june 29th, you have time to build currency.
>>563406894any and all adb interactions will leave behind orphaned processes, leave too many and the connection fails. Same reason sweepy kills itself after every career
>>563409297the joke doesn't work if her name is plastered in the middle of the image bro
MEJIRO~ MEJIRO~HIKARI NO MICHI WO
How does TB even work?
>>563408023restart_adb_server is not called in between killing the adb process and looking for the device on initial startup thoughbeit
>>563409384joke?
>>563409403creature
>>563409384i was going to edit "Yaeno Muteki" text in its place but got lazy. can you just imagine i had and give me a revised reaction?
works on my machine. ldplayer
>>563409169McQueen feet in my mouth
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2043343461064294563they're actually doing these on time kinda? I expected it to be like a week later or something
>>563409094I'll be less competitive after this scenario anyway. I dont think I'll be building any parents until Onsen event onwards.
when are we getting our next gold shards
>>563409639skip staygold
Guys, what’s the next good card to roll for? I’m ACTUALLY gonna quit if I don’t get anything new soon.
>>563409604i thought Scarlet pieces was a dumb idea but I just realized that she's the only Oka Sho winner we have. Nishino is the next one and everyone else is on JP
>>563409783CB wit. It's perfectly fine left at LB1
>>563409539Something something Bamteki Mumery
I got a draw in team trialswhat the fuck, I didn't know that was a thing
>>563409783f2p/low-spend metaslaves aren't pulling until july 9th.
>>563409783CB Wit for EndsMaru SPD for FrontsTachyon for Paces (Light Hello is also good for next scenario and will be on the same banner)El Condor Pasa SPD is the next true general speed card on the level of Kitasan Black.
>>563409783but you don't even have full SS team yet
>>563409923Whats that the throne banner lmao
>>563409783join us hoardCHADS
>>563409783Double spark Bamboo/StP
>>563409992light hello/tachyon
>>563409431any adb calls starts the server btw restart_adb_server() gets called when that fails to happen
>>563406991What about Daichi Ruby?
I promise I won't masturbate today
>>563406840
>>563409094
Sweepy I love youuiuu
>>563410139I will masturbate twice as much to make up for your loss
>>563409992throne banner is pure whalebait. will only last enough for 1 CM before grand live starts
>>563410139Promises are made to be broken
>>563409169
>>563410203im sure you could use throne in grand live if you wanted to
>>563408626>>563408809here is what I'm using, my other cards are nowhere near maxed despite having the get any ticketI think maybe I train too little or something
Digitan LOVE
>>563407482I bought a box of shadowverse x uma packs and got the twin turbo leader card and it made me the happiest I'd been in a while
>>563410139i masturbate while doing careers. get to work.
>>563410203not even whales are going to pull on throne lol. it'll just be reroll bots.
>>563409094hmmmmm i think I'm going to byorrow her instead from the people that pulled her and nolife the game haha... sorry!!!
>>563410238where are the double dominators
Mating press Tachy
>>563410238the ss hit 34 seconds of wit checks
>>563410238>a seiun takes angling from a hag, a robot, and a shartgrim
>>563410245nyo... it's immediately useless after MANT. JP had a massive shitshow at the time when this happened, they dropped a giga broken scenario specific card only a month before the scenario ended and instantly rendered throne useless
>>563406237Attention all Trainers: Special Week is in great danger, and she needs your help to wipe out the chestnut horses at the Nakayama Racetrack, but to do this she needs a Gourmand and a Swinging Maestro. To help her, all she needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. But, you gotta be quick, so Special Week can win Arima Kinen and achieve the epic Autumn Senior Triple Crown!
>>563410341global doesn't play the game, anon. there will be no good rentals.>>563410472but we're still going to use TB for parent runs for like two more scenarios. throne becomes the ultimate parent card.
>>563410449I will eat Tachyon’s pantyhose
>>563409405I like this teio>>563409531Hai?
>>563410545Rape
>>563410545>3 ears
>>563410472eh i think its good, fighting spirit prudent positioning is kinda good.
What if Oguri told you it was fine to touch her wherever, or kiss her.
>>563410353>/uma/ rooms>not being 10 fronts at least
>>563410659There's just one attached to the hat. You don't think she'd just have a real ear sticking out like that, do you?
>>563410551I can hear his voice... MAKE IT STOP!>>563410714Then I'd touch her tail and head, wherever, or kiss her.
>>563410551>the three digits on the backjokes on you my card has those on the front with everything else now
>>563410194Trooper, I can only express my gratitude>>563410228If we don't follow our own rules, who will?>>563410321I'm already redoing my TTT
>>563410714sex with oguri cap
>>563410801Can I see?
>>563410472Did cygames even plan for MANT? I cannot fathom how they made a scenario with no career objectives and still kept releasing umas with stories you couldn't read doing the current content.
>>563411045I like it actually because it means I can play new umas in MANT and not worry about having to slow it down for when actually reading it in URA, like you know how having it on 'Skip first time seeing this event' will slow it down automatically instead of having to manually do it
Rape Mejiro Dober
all done manually, ngl bros I'm slowly thinking of dropping out but sunk cost is a bitch.
i want to kiss tachyon's feet. i've always thought it would mean more to her than anyone else.
>>563411279which uma would have the hottest fem Torena?
>>563411236what is this, do you get cash point rewards or something?
>>563411236if you're not having fun with the game then just uninstall, retardanon.
Oguri doesn't even know what sex is.
>HE is shitting up the thread again
VF says shouldn't pull for Nishino
>>563410472https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBiohr9pBP4
>>563411236Sunk costs is another word for dangerous addiction.
This is the run
>>563411376obviously biko pegasus for that ss feeling
WHY DIDNT YOU GIVE ME EVEN 2* WITWHY'D IT HAVE TO BE ONE STAR
>>563411587Don't worry those whites are worthless anyway
>>563411437i feel like you should listen to seriru more unless if you are a front fag cheater
I hate what this game does to me. As soon as good things happen at the start of a run, I don't say "this is the run!" I say "how is the run going to fuck me now?"There needs to be more rng mitigation mechanics
>>563411464i don't know japanese bwo
>>563410605Shouldnt you just borrow it
6 hours
>>563411437good to know, will be pulling for nishino then
>>563411792>There needs to be more rng mitigation mechanicsYour pocket planner? Your smart scale?
>>563410605>but we're still going to use TB for parent runs for like two more scenarios.Surely the newer scenarios will let you farm faster, right? Is MANT really worth the time investment at that point?
>>563411792Rng mitigation is called whaling for an op deckThe cyjews designed this
6 hours till the pedos go in heat
>>563411927I'll only give her my daily pulls or this succubus will drain me whole
>>563411810if you're f2p/low-spend then your borrow for parent runs tend to be for a specific skill (spooky halo for uma stan, falcon for GW) or something generalist (yaeno muteki). throne will allow you to print out SS and over parents which doubles your white-spark rates.
>>563411501Never before has a run been this much of the run
>>563411927i will go to pity if i must
>>563412002I'm literally leaking precum
>>563411437Why should /uma/ trust a triple frontfag paypig? Sprint and Miles are the most honest CMs
>>563412076proof?
>>563411927Cute rabi.
>>563408575I want to get raped by an uma. Preferably daily or close to it. Do you have a trainee for me?
>>563411982>Is MANT really worth the time investment at that point?When spark reroll comes out, yes
>why would /uma/ trust a thirdie tranny that is a paypag and a MEDICAL SCHOOL DROPOUTbecause they can relate
>>563406456if you were not training an uggo like Brian, you could've achieved an S rank uma
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>563411792Spark rerolls alone would mitigate a lot of the feeling of a run being bricked.
>>563411437>Brown retard says you shouldn't be pulling for a pace parent that is still used to this very day and that doesn't have to deal with Taiki Shuttle's dogshit base affinity>>563412182trvthnvke my fellow A10 aryan warrior
>>563411236Sunk cost fallacy doesn't mean shit if you're not having fun bro, I got burned out on FGO and Dokkan and it also took me a while to ditch them, now I just do FGO when story drops an Dokkan can stay in the grave where it belongs.
>>563411437I will pull for Nishino because she's SEXI don't care what that retard says
>>563412101based and luckgem sprintKINO skillgem mileKINO pilled
>>563412182I'm the first and last things but maybe that's enough to know he's full of shit
>>563412106You just want to see my penis which is not very big and I doubt that it's average.
i just like triggering turbo normies with a full loli team with a full loli gametag
>>563412190shichi is a footLORD uma? can you elaborate?
>>563411982TB stays the parent-running scenario because of the high-affinity outputs. future scenarios will have you hardly racing.
>nishino skippers thinking they could just borrowEnjoy clicking greyed out follow buttons
>>563412182Can't relate, I finished med school.
>>563412186Maya lost
>>563412301and? don't assume everyone likes it big. now show it before I get mad
vf be like im f2p 90% wr. then he pigs out and gets sub 80% playing the most bullshit style for winrate farming
>>563412182Isnt it better VFs hiding in his home than getting drafted to die against China?
>>563412362I skipped Seiun and got her randomly anyway. You can't unnerve me.
So is Nishino actually cunny like Sweep and Maya or is she just a small woman like Taishin and Tama? Her lobby conversations and the valentines event make her seem more like the latter. Very ladylike, like Grass or the Mejiros, and maybe even a bit motherly even like Creek. Not an uoh-able personality at all.
Are we talking about cocks again?
>>563412305I unfortunately share a space with turbo normies like these so that would be unfathomably based anon
/uma/ needs to have a cock comparison right now.
>3 careers in a row where I didn't finish a single SSR chain with 3 SSR cards.Is the game bugged or something?
>>563412513She's literally the youngest uma so far
>>563412391No, it is not cute. Go away doberposter
>>563411437What happened to rolling for umas you like?
>>563412101/uma/ still not beating the "kino is whatever the current CM is not" allegations
>monthly penis inspection is this week
>>563412513Just imagine loli Creek
>>563411927this place made me go from somewhat wanting her to needing heris this what a successful psyop feels like?
>>563412568I understand why she's called NTR now because she keeps cucking me out of Firm Course Menace
>>563412513nishino is like cunny ojousama not bratty and more motherly.
>>563412313No, I just want to lick her feet
>>563412513motherly loli
>>563412513She's a grade schooler
>>563412516Yeah, and how I'll stick mine into Buee Buee Buee over and over
>>563411437I asked our senpais in their thread before and apparently she's really recommended as a parent. I'll try rolling her later
>>563412593Is there an canon in-universe age list somewhere?
>>563412665it's why the interns get paid the big bucks.
>>563412620UGH
>>563412391Dober wouldn't say this
>>563412658>Just imagine loli Creek
>>563412513The joke is she's a child that talks like she's as old as Maruzensky. But she is still a child.
What's the joke on dober?
>>563412513
Do you treat posts with uma reaction images as if they're the uma themselves posting it?
>>563412919Mejiro Bicycle
>>563412928>started racing at 2 years old
>>563412919the joke is how easy it is to get in her pants.
>>563412928
sorry for flatlining 4 days in a row danchou I was doing GW haha... and I think I'm gonna take this day off too haha
>>563412658>>563412682>>563412703>>563412872Hmm, I see. I don't think I've really seen this loli archetype around much. Are there any other popular game/anime examples? Like I know lolibaba is a thing, but this doesn't seem the same.>>563412928Naruhodo
Has anyone here gotten SS+ or UG with a 50RB deck cause I've never gotten there with mine. But with as long as a run is agreeable I can hit SS consistently.
>>563410472>only a month before the scenario endedwrong, it was two weeks and retarded japs still rolled knowing scenarios only lasted 6 months at the time. also THRONE is not even that strong as people make it out to be
>>563413267I can't get SS with a fucking 60 RB deck
>>563413078Anon that's all thoroughbreds
Why is stamina debuff back in meta? A lot of people are Mayano's 2nd alt for the dirt CM because she has a 7.5% recovery in her ult
>>563413442shut up don't make fun of me
yeah i’ll be throughly breeding her for sure
>>563413267just try to get fast learner and run 35-40 races and you can get there easily if the trainings are not too mediocre
>failed double rainbow empowering weight 4%Aaaand that's a give up. Sorry Danchou
>>563411982he's talking out of his ass. URA gets a massive update once GL hits and it becomes THE farming scenario as it comes with like 8 different white sparks (not counting the URA spark itself) all of them giving a skill
>>563413267ug is triple 1200 or a little less with fl
>>563413484
>>563413634
>>563413554dumb
>>563413230Male (and thus more twisted) example but the 12 year old kid from Cowboy Bebop who got exposed to space-time distortion 50 years in the past which caused his body to stop aging and made him effectively immune to injury. He acted like a kid as a front but in reality he was a psychopath who thought nothing of human life as he barely qualified as human anymore.
>>563413836Atheists really believe this
>>563413031Do you, TRANNY!?
>>563413785how could you say such mean words? kill yourself, I don't deserve to be mocked like that
>>563413913Haru Ulala wouldn't say that
Time to finally train for CMEven I train OG TeioOdds I train Anime Teio
I would pay money for Dotofag to suffer.
>>563412513"mature for her age"
>>563413893It's basically jsut a sci-fi telling of what I call "the vampire problem". If you don't, people are going to notice, which means you need to live a life of constantly changing identities, finding new covers, etc. You can never settle down and live a normal life or people will start talking. Though unlike vampires, Wen doesn't also need to kill people in order to stay alive which means he doesn't need to move around as quickly.
The more I play this game, the more I find myself liking Tachyon. I blame the Tachyon propaganda posted in here and the disappearance of the >reddit Tachyon dancing Cafe poster.
>CM in about a week>Not a single Ace ready
>>563413362doesn't the release of throne instantly make MANT a UG printer?
>>563413983DUMB DUMB DUMB IDIOT DUMB
imagine being nurtured and taken care of by this
>>563414173If you don't age*, I meant
nyo.... my ss virginity....
>>563414197if you don't have xoguri then it really doesn't matter. this statement will extend to two or three more CMs during TB.
>>563414245I hope you get raped by TM Ugg O
>>563413484Fuck you for making me check what thread I'm in
>>563413650good to know, my completely unwanted MLB tazuna will be useful for something in the future
>>563414247how do you even explain this to the neighbors?
>>563413663Dumb Pigeon
>>563414338Nice cock
>>563414368doto would not say this but would think this and then send it as anonymous e-mail to shakur
>>563413484>you MUST pull on capano rickey! she is THE meta hors for dirts!
>>563414338if i were an uma i'd suck it, but i'm a guy so it'd be gay
>>563414409#FatCurrenHam
>>563414338Scarletfag dicks looks like THAT?nice cock btw
NTR YOU STUPID CUNT I NEED FIRM COURSE MENANCE THIS IS A MED S RUN NTR YOU STUPID CUNT I NEED FIRM COURSE MENANCE THIS IS A MED S RUN NTR YOU STUPID CUNT I NEED FIRM COURSE MENANCE THIS IS A MED S RUN NTR YOU STUPID CUNT I NEED FIRM COURSE MENANCE THIS IS A MED S RUN NTR YOU STUPID CUNT I NEED FIRM COURSE MENANCE THIS IS A MED S RUN
>>563414338
>>563413484You've wandered into the wrong thread, prepare to be boarded.
>>563413735where's the kawakami kiss poster? this forehead needs a lipmark
>>563414472none of the umas in Tier 3 and above released in JP until at least 2 years after Rickey. she was the dirt queen the entire time before that
>>563414338that link would glow if it was in any other thread, but I know it's actually just gay shit given we're here
>>563414219no lmao, it works in the exact same way as team Sirius except it gives speed/wit/SP instead of everything at once, meaning you still have to pray you get the buff while training with it and pray again it doesn't go away one turn after
>>563413173>a lot of nishino's in-game interactions are with horses that blew loads in herNow that you mention it...
>>563414546wooshno menance for you
>>563414338My danchode
>>563414613First the scribbler, now the kisser. Total forehead victory.
>>563414613I'm right here but I can't do it right now. Phoneposting. I encourage you to expand the thumbnail and kiss it yourself.
>>563414338/uma/club bwo...
>>563414567
>>563413650>8 different white sparksWhats this? thx in advance.
Whoa there, you do know you're not actually supposed to be gay, right? We're all just having fun pretending here and someone thinks they're welcome to post their fat cock.
>>563413836I need to rewatch cowboy bebop. it's been a while and I don't remember this episode at all.
>>563414725maybe but not Kawakami because she looks ugly
>>563414338Please say it is your cock. Please say it is your cock. Please say it is your cock. Please say it is your cock. Please say it is your cock. Please say it is your cock. Please say it is your cock.
>>563414338I was about to ask if you were the same guy that posted his cock with a quater on it in /bag/ but the girth is a little off and the is longer
The actual advantage to bringing Sirius, even if its end skill is useless for non-longs, is having a bundle of bonus stats at the start is good rng mitigation since you have to worry less about early races and thus can snowball faster.
>>563414845That's very rude and untrue.
NTR DIDN'T GIVE ME FIRM COURSE MENANCE YOU FUCKING CUNT NTR DIDN'T GIVE ME FIRM COURSE MENANCE YOU FUCKING CUNT NTR DIDN'T GIVE ME FIRM COURSE MENANCE YOU FUCKING CUNT NTR DIDN'T GIVE ME FIRM COURSE MENANCE YOU FUCKING CUNT NTR DIDN'T GIVE ME FIRM COURSE MENANCE YOU FUCKING CUNT NTR DIDN'T GIVE ME FIRM COURSE MENANCE YOU FUCKING CUNT NTR DIDN'T GIVE ME FIRM COURSE MENANCE YOU FUCKING CUNT
>>563414885>/vg/'s cock inspector
>>563414338I should be working right now yet here I am looking at a cock
>>563414472You must roll for round uma
>>563414343I wish Digitan would steal my virginity...
>>563414949wooshshe gives you menace next run but no med S
>>563414814https://gametora.com/umamusume/ura-finalsswap to japan server.
>>563414814it was a total of 7 counting the URA spark, sorryhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/ura-finals#happy-meek-duels
>>563414828Ep 6, it's fairly early on. When I rewatched there were like 8 episodes I didn't remember and thus felt like a fairly new experience. I previously remembered the "main plot" ones, the blaxploitation episode (mainly because that film genre is amazing and it's the greatest crime in cinema that blacks don't make them anymore because they're "products of a problematic era"), and the "thing in the fridge" episode, and that's about it.
>>563414845don't shay that...
>>563414885So that's why /uma/ is so fucking gay. It's literally /bag/ 2.0!
>>563414885>having girth beyond just a quarter is considered noteworthyjust how much of a dicklet are you guys and gals?
>>563414338holy fuck anongod I want it so badhope you don't mind me saving this
>>563410264another question, whats different between something like triple tiara and regular triple crown?
>>563414768okay, I did, but I don't have any image editing software to put the kiss mark on her picture
>>563414189I liked Tachyon's comedic depiction in UmaYuru and that one Tsukkomi they did with Cafe. But Uma Tachy is just pure sex.
>>563415219Gacha games are SEA central
>>563414338nice cock bro, mines like 1 inch
>>563415180It all makes sense now
New split needed for /umage/ - uma gays and erp
>>563415246you run tiara instead of crown if your uma can't run longs/doesn't have enough stamina for kikuka sho
>>563415231don't attach McImages to your filthy posts
>>563415231that's gay anon
Can't decide here, do I take the wit training here or do a race to get two items between a kale juice, stamina scroll and a +60 megaphone?
>>563414845NOT AS UGLY AS YOU'LL BE AFTER A PRINCESS PUNCH
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS THREAD
>>563415380how hard do you think mcqueen got plapped in that story chapter by the sirius torena
Lab coat tachyon looks like a fujo who smells of doritos, vagina cheese and watches rick and mortyCasual outfit Tachyon looks like the kind of woman who grooms kids, smells of perfumed vagina, and watches me masturbate
>>563415435>start of classic>level 4 speed>level 3 wit>those statswhat in the world
>>563414338please be inB R I C K E DRICKED
>>563412039Catastrophic low roll
>>563415456KIMI TO
>>563415484That she's rude and off-putting until she gets to know you. That's it really, she's quite sweet when she learns to trust someone.
>from a hand to a hand with a dickm-marvelous sunday to everyone haha
uokka > daiwa
>>563415456You can always blame MANT for whatever is happening This happens on so many general that it's legit funny. Surprised it took a while for /uma/
>>563415519anon...
>>563413650(me)forgot to mention, the compatibility formula gets updated too at some point (I think it was at the same time as 1.5 anny) and the gene pool becomes so diverse even umas with notable bad affinity like Maru and Kingu can give double circles easily (Urara still sucks lmao) so racing for epithet affinity is nonexistent
>>563415586I miss the pretty hand anon I wish he would post it again
>>563414338you're not the moaner, right?
>>563415559ISSHO GA ICHIBAN
>>563415658Can I ship hand anon with dick anon
>>563415108I see, I checked it over and now I notice that one had lack of foreskin. Sorry for mistaking>>563415219It is a specific dick pic from there, if I just said from /bag/ then it could've been anyone
>>563415380>>563415397I don't make the rulesany time I'm about to turn straight again I will remember this and recall that I'm a bottom bitch only meant for /uma/ anon cock
>inspiration gave almost no stats>but maxed out like 5 skills....yay?
>>563415658They did post a censored pic of the healed handpussy skin a few threads back
>>563415456not enough pregumas ITT
>>563415772wanting a huge cock like this is NOT straight
be normal
The Chiyofag infected this whole thread with the gay disease
>>563415579She spooked me on the last banner and I love her so much now. She's a total dere sweetheart.
i did it. and i took a video. is it safe to post is the question
>>563415830There's nothing wrong about admiring a strong manly cock
What the fuck is going on in this thread
>>563415523Usable sparks thoughever
>>563415830sounds like what someone in the closet would say
>>563415795More skill discount = more skills = more power than just raw stats which races will give anyway. So yes anon, that is a yay situation.
>>563415809I saw that but that was only a fraction I want a full hand again
is it over for a dicklet like me or can i jelq to get a dick as marvelous as anons
>My game is finally playableThank God, for I no longer have to read you fags' posts
>>563415668SUKI YOTTE MOTTO GYUTTO NE
>>563415954DIE
>>563415923Im waiting~
>>563415795would you rather have had no hints either?
>>563415923YES PLEASE
>>563415521no, I recognize that gay penishe's in Mambo
[-]
what is it like to have foreskin
>>563416104>jeet is mad nobody is paying attention to his shitpostingkek
It's getting a little too gay in here tbqh
FUCK YOU CATBOX
Can you guys stop being fags.
It's as shrimple as that.
>the day of the loli is upon us>thread goes full homo instead
>>563414986this nigga works on sundays lmfaoooo
>48 downloads
> Let's see what /uma/ is up to today> FaggotryColor me timbers
dober doesn't have big boobsno thanks
>>563416121What if it disappears and then I forever think "god I should've saved that"? Surely you can think of porn where that happened
why are you anons such faggots (nice cock but you shouldn't do that here)
>run a 10k in ~55 minutes straight with no breaks at a slower pace>knee pain immediately after, struggle to go down stairs, walk funny for a few days>run a 10k with breaks in between traffic lights (jogging on spot like a retard), albeit at a faster pace and more effort through the whole run, finish the 10k in 50 minutes of running time>legs are perfectly fine the next dayhuh? ojiisanbros explain?
>>563416176>getting inspected in catbox
>>563416204Very niceNOW SHOW ME TENNO SHO (SPRING)
>>563416264but how do i make sound files with litterbox...
This is what happens when there's a ballroom event
>>563415827
>>563416327I will, and I will refuse to purchase any recovery skills.
>>563416272It's for archive purpose bwo
>>563416292lies
>>563416204You don't even need a heal to win Kikuka with 300 stam as late surger>>563416305>run with no breaks>pain>run with breaks>no painVery puzzling
>>563416272post another video again haha
we don't have to live like this
>>563416071>>563416089everybody else is focused on the other anon so nobody will notice this. sorry for the wait.https://litter.catbox.moe/i4s3vh.mp4
>>563415108Well since you're already in the midst of stroking, you better record yourself cumming and post it
>>563416272make it 49 haha
>>563416495>You don't even need a heal to win Kikuka with 300 stam as late surgerMy 10 clocks on 2 runs with Rudolf as late surger and 400 stam would suggest otherwise.
>>563416204Using Tachyon is unironically cheating, her unique is perfect for soloing TB
>>563412928>skipped from primary to TracenThe young sheldon of umamusume
It's not fair.Gayposting was supposed to be MY thing but some anon decided to post his dick and be King Homosexual of this gay derby.
>>563416379Jordan bursting open like a zerg egg growing zerglings.
You people need to go to church
>>563416527that's so fucking hot, anon~well worth the wait!wish I could see the whole and not just the head...please live in europeplease live in europeplease live in europeplease live in europe
YAMERO
need more BIG UMAS in this bread
>>563416495but i was running harder tho...like 4:55 min/km on avg as opposed to 5:20 min/km on avg
>>563416527
>>563416665You're a fake who can never beat the real thing...unless you wanna beat it, heh heh.
>>563416305you ran 10% faster while also having to pause at crossings? or does an app count your in-place steps as distance? sounds like you just got better at running.
>>563416662Are those unique downloads? Surely we don't have that many cocklusting trainers, right?
>>563412153You have some options for those kinds of rape fantasies.>I want to be their propertyOrfvevre, Sirius, half of the Mejiro. Dia-chan>I want them to do it because they're possessive after I talk to another woman.Teio, Diachan(again), Ai-chan, and DaiSca.>I want them to physically overpower and abuse me on a whimGold Ship, Gentildonna.>I want to be coerced into it rather than overpoweredDream Journey, Still in love.
>>563416665You know what you have to do chinyo poster
>>563416527Hot, forceful spurts, kissable tip, would want moreThanks, from the one encouraging you with Dias earlier in /gst/
>>563416693>spoilerI'm sorry for being a filthy burger. but i'm glad you liked it
stop fucking posting your dicks you retards NO BODY WANTS TO SEE DICKS HERE JUST MANKO
>>563416527is it gay if I got a little boner when you came and your dick peeked out
my danchou has a bigger dick than your danchou
>>563416786Stop projecting
>It took /uma/ 6 months before a hand was posted >in no less than a week after that dicks and tributes are being postedthis is it, this is the turning point
>>563416527Should have shown more cockumamusume
v/ma/ was right...
>>563416786Then why do you keep clicking on them dummy
>>563416851Anon, someone posted their horse dildo a month ago
>another gay-off is habbening in the threadthis has become a daily occurrence for some raisin. which discord is raiding us?
Can someone call a maido?
fuck i want to jerk off and frot with you guys you're all so cute
You guys aren't cute
>>563416786The kind of woman who would post on /uma/, and I'm sure there's some, are not the same kind who would spread pussy for the camera.
>>563416938This is all Mambo's fault.
This is happening because of the troons btw
I hate 20% speed growth.
>>563416774awwwI mean you shot out so much, who wouldn't like it? god...>>563416791better post your tribute next if you want more info!not like it matters because it's all so close anyway
>>563416770oh that was you? thanks for the help! sorry for taking so long>>563416820as long as you focus on dia then no>>563416860>spoileri'm not as aesthetic as the other anon so i cropped it out
>>563417042> 20% speed> 2 speed cards in MANTFor what purpose?
agnes tachyon raped me and now she's demanding I take care of her for the sake of our child
>>563406237Cute orange women!
>this threads would rather shit on ai generated tits than a real picture of a cockI knew you were all trannys and fags but never cease to amaze me
i go away to do dober parent runs for TWO HOURS and you all turn into huge fags
>>563406456Gold City and King Halo are much easier to train in trackblazer, since they don't require you to go for fuckass goals that go against what you were trying to train, and Gold City cannot restrain your training in trackblazer (neither can Gold Ship). Get better cards. Even I managed to get one S+ and several S careers despite awful cards. More Race bonus will give you more skill points, and rival races give you hints either for the distance or for the running style. I don't have SSR cards fully uncapped that are not given free from stories. I use almost the same deck all the time because of my limited options, because getting to 50 race bonus is my priority, but the standard for trackblazer is minimum 60. Don't spend your skills immidietly. The rival races give you skill hints, so it's cheaper if you leave some skillpoints in the bank, only spend for hard races (recoveries for spring Tenno, early Nishino Flowers, the row of 4 g1s in classic year, the three row of 5s if you are training for dirt).
>>563417042Explode.
>>563417034No, it's just that when the stigma of being openly gay is gone...niggas are gonna act gay. If anything what you're saying is a downstream effect of that rather than upstream.
>>563417116I forgot to change my deck.
>>563417042>Symboli sirusUh for what purpose
>>563416786>"nobody wants to see dicks">63 downloads
>>563416527I could have swear I've seen this same tablet and same style plenty of times on a lot of places/boards. Are you perhaps the same anon
>posting cocks makes the jeet seetheGood, post more
>>563417116>2 speed cards in MANTDo you not?
>>563417210
>>563406678>678Not bad actually
>>563417212I hate yeppers but I still want a gold acceleration from a wit card.
>>563417212Presumably Late Surger Tachyon for Dominator
post pics that scare away the gay
ohachimi teio
you guys are such faggots
>>563417419she looks UGLY it's NOT THE SAME
>>563417079i was very scared of it being a bad one, it's my first in a year or two, so i'm really happy it came out great>>563417256i've been around for three years, mostly on another board. deleted any socials i had. it's very possible i'm the same
>>563417163Now I understand why so many anons think Ryan is ugly and unappealing
>>563417419STOLEN VALOR
>>563406726Ondó means semen in hungarian.
>I bought grilled carrots without checking to see that everyone is already orangeI don't have an image adequate enough for my stupidity
>>563417419Cute Teio, would impregnate behind a festival stall and get baby trapped into a happy marriage 3 months later
>>563417365I feel like if you're gonna run a late surger dom just run grass and rudolphI geuss if you dont have Cake maker german and rudolph at that point you could cope with tachyon
>>563417339Not on 15%+ umas
>>563417481dont say that...>>563417505and anus means old woman in latin. words have different meanings in different languages anon :)
>>563417474is there really no way for you to post it without the crop...?
>>563417514I do that too often myself
>>563417514>cygames didn't include a "friendship gauge window" for global>didn't include a numerical display for energy eitheryou may be stupid but cygames should have made this easier for you.
>>563417458how about now?
>>563417514Not the first or even fifth time I've done that...
>>563417320Post yours
>>563417580
>>563417717still looks fat
>>563417578Ryanbro, I don't think you understood what I said...Whoever thinks Ryan is ugly is a fag and this thread is showing that
>nishino flower unique is just a mish-mash of red-shift and shooting for victorythis is all it takes to be an S-tier inherit for the entire length of the game?
>>563417717sorry Teio looks fat no matter what you do here
>>563417714poor taboo...
>>563416327Total Tachyon victory.
>>563417804oh im extra retarded then. my bad
>>563417651i rewatched the uncropped version and there's really nothing much i caught aside from my hand. sorry for getting your hopes up. maybe next time.
>>563417474>it's very possible i'm the sameI'm mostly sure it's you. I wouldn't say what board but I think it's youNice to see you're still doing it
>>563417717Smug brat
>>563417714>Armored Core 6based turbo
>>563417406
>>563417845okay...next time
In 5 hours, Nishino Flower will de-fag the faggots in this thread. Hopefully.
>>563409094Despite the fact that I love little girls (best Oingo Boingo song), I will not pull Nishino Cunny, as I will need the carats for cardpulls, so I'm not gonna spend until Mr Cock and Balls card.
>>563417184Oh they don't restrict? Awesome >>563410264These are my cards and I know they total to around 50 race bonusfunnily enough the only uma I have a problem as a rival is Zeno Rob Roy
>>563413836That just seems like the same as lolibaba to me, since he's actually lived for a long time and just kept a small body
>>563417505bwo is hungry
me to all the gay anons in this bread
>>563417819>beat both rice shower (forma de rival) and mccuck on HarutenI kneel...
>>563417784>>563417815
>>563417819I kneel
>>563417947I was going to joke >this link isn't a cock!but it was so it made me laugh
yosh! ikuyoooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>563417852i'd still call myself retired, but who knows. today changes things for me>>563417949gomen...my insecurities are strong...
>>563417947FUCKING STOOOOOOOOOOP I CAN'T GET ANY HARDER
>>563417947But I want to see you cum...
>>563418061maruzensky wouldn't say this
>>563417813Yes anon, well-timed acceleration skills are the most important. Glad you figured it out
>>563418109heh, you alright syrius poster
>>563417717Not fat enough
>>563418061Maruzensky would say this
>>563417947
>>563417947WHAT'S THE POINT IN ALL OF THIS IF YOU AREN'T BLOWING A LOAD
>>563418109Kek
>>563417947AAAAIEEEEEEEE STOP IT
next thread will be gayer.
>>563417947i literally just blew what the fuck slow down
>>563418109Nah this is more of /b/
What the fuck did I just come back to?
>>563417975having to choose between an /uma/ full of faggots or an /uma/ full of pedos
But I don't need more speed... This run has been a disaster.
>>563418109umazing
>>563418373at least theres no male umas, lest we have both
>/v/ma hates us for being horny>/v/ma dies>/uma/ mysteriously becomes exponentially gayer and more hornyThey were holding back on /v/...
Today's the day /uma/, rememberPREASE PULL HER! NISHINO!! FREE TO PRAY PULL!!!!
>>563418109No idea how much of your posts is OC or just "simple edits", but I adore your posts
>>563418373Im surprised so many gay anons would play a game about horsegirls
>>563418301promise?
What I love during moments like this is are the reactions, and the chain reactions that comes along with it
>tfw technically bi so I'm immune to the overly gay posts but they also fall out of what I find attractive so most of the thread is just noiseumas for this feel
>>563412513The proper term is mommydaughterwife.
>>563411437Literally doesn't
The fact that I am bi and you fucks still make me disgusted says a lot
>>563418558me too it's just funny
>>563418601>>563418628larpers
>>563418601One of the castrated ones
>>563418446Nope
you know, times like these are the rare instances where I want Ryan to be posted here
>>563418628Just means that you're not enough of a faggot, but lean more on the "I fuck woman" side of things
Since the thread is so fucking gay right now, will I find an anon to kiss?
>>563418431you know too much. get in here.
>>563418601https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Uj5XMBDpfc
Coming to this thread is the gayest thing I've done this week and I literally sucked a cock last night
>>563416902im straight and not gay but you cant help but admire a good looking cock
>>563418717no chiyono poster you're a larping gay
>>563418616Surprisingly sane recommendations from the tranny
>>563418601I've lost count of how many generals I've been to that posted things like this randomly so I'm mostly just having a blast laughing.
we must ACCELERATE
>>563418765giwtwm
>>563418717Hey
>>563418696We didn't know how good we had it in the days of consecutive Ryan threads.
>>563418828The glasses stay on
is Tachyon's birthday today btw
>>563418616> I don't recommend Copano RickeySounds like bullshit
>>563418717You know what you have to post for that chiyobro.
>>563418601Cocks are hot but not the male physique I get you bwo (I think)
>>563418717*smooches*Here you go larping gay chinyanon
>>563418739
post something cute
>>563418431have you been to /v/? there's a gacha jerk off thread once every 3-4 days. some get cut off early and warned/banned, others go up to 400-500 posts. once in a while a thread will get sent to trash and that's when shit really breaks loose
>>563418912It's tomorrow though.
>>563418738AIIIEEEE NOT THE SLEEVE
>>563418912No wonder everyone's gay. Fucking Tachyon drugged everyone
>>563418926It's a futaFREAK!!!
>>563418919there are only 1 or 2 dirt PvP events per year, it's fair advice
when daughterwife
>>563418717Hmmm, nyo
Quadruple distance
>>563418616>Don't pull the best Dirter you'll get until Parade Falcon, then after that Espoir and then Onsen TranscendNow this is gaslighting
women are hotter than men but cocks are hotter than pussyweiii
>>563419195fax
>>563419063No futa involved there
Hey guys what's going on in he-
>>563418975
This reminds me of that one post where anon couldn't take a picture of his cock so he scanned it instead on the scanner.Great times.
>>563419195have you tried futas?
>>563418430I want milkies NOW
>>563419195pussy looks disgusting desu
>>563418373Why not both?
>>563418431>reverse search some filenames>the guy posting the tribute actually is from /v/malmao
>>563419238ong>>563419274for about 15 years, yes.>>563419308most of the time yeah. it's more about the feeling than the aesthetic when it comes to pussy desu
Cute Stegosaurus.
>multiple days in a row of pure faggotry>and of course the mods do jack and shit as usual
>>563419365I know what my excuse is, but do other anons? Doubtful!
>>563419385Ok furry
I ended the run with 4 juices.
>>563419446what is YOUR excuse
does it count if i simply viewed it
>>563419385The scatjeet doesn't even need to post niggers shitting, all he needs to do is post his penis behind a catbox/gofile link he'll get far more replies.
>>563419365Could be one guy downloading it 20 times, I saw the first link thinking it was not cock and closed it immediately, then went for a walk
Yep, I'm burning a parfait on that
>>563419365I need it for archive purposes bwo
>>563419449but Taabo... these aren't random acts of kinda nice
>MANT is so bad /uma/ would rather literally suck cocks
When is it worth it to take Risky Business? For stuff like Sprint/Mile where stamina doesn't really matter?
>>563419487Make ur uma take all those shots before gluing her
>>563419552Doto wouldn't download a dick
>>563419542how'd it go anon
>>563419365>90%Oh, you don't know how this works? a thread like /umajp/ has about 50 anons (proven by the number of users on their fake betting site), one like ours would probably have around 300-700 anons
This thread is pretty funny ngl a lot better than the usual and you can see it go on a meltdown from being ignored
>>563415503The authors proudly displayed fetish.jpg
>>563419542Thanks CB!
the dotoposters are SO getting raped now
>>563419554Be the change you wish to see in the world
>>563419751>red chest has better reward than the yellow one
>>563419085There's always only 1 or 2 dirt pvp events a year, that's not really the point. Or do they happen after a selector ticket?
>>563419770DotoGODS are unrapable
>>563419751WTF EXPLODE
>>563419496I'm simpy bi-curious, so this is only for research purposesjust don't check my other posts in this thread
>>563419801yeah i'm thinkin' rape orfevre
>HAHA LE 2kb UMA HAHA LE 2kb UMA HAHA LE 2kb UMA HAHA LE 2kb UMA HAHA LE 2kb UMA HAHA LE 2kb UMA HAHA LE 2kb UMA HAHA LE 2kb UMA HAHA LE 2kb UMA HAHA LE 2kb UMA HAHA LE 2kb UMA HAHA LE 2kb UMA
holy...
>>563418919She also gets a rerun later if you decide she’s necessary
>>563419870sus...
>>563419909sasalele
>>563419472>>563419524Pretty fucking much. Scat ruins some peoples day for a minute or two, till he gets banned. Posting faggot shit ruins the entire thread, if not for the entire day or longer.
>>563419806The yellow ones will give you 'rats most of the time, whereas the red ones will occasionally give you them. 50 from the red box is very very uncommon.
le 2kb umanko
>>563419807don't kbow about the distant future ones but the next dirt cm happens immediately when grand live starts, barely a week to even learn the scenario before it starts. good luck getting a 6 green skills highroll rickey before that
Wouldn't you get disgusted though months and years later when you're sorting out your images, and there's just some anons cock next to a bunch of uma images. Have you no shame
>>563419267Honestly surprised to see a fellow anon from THAT thread here.Since I still have it saved and it's still funny as fuck I wouldn't let it go unshared. https://litter.catbox.moe/mu8jkklmmhm0pgqe.jpg
Will hosting the marvelous sunday derby earlier right when the new bake starts cleanse the thread?
>>563419365The video wouldn't load in the web player so I had to download it.
>>563415827>>563416379>>563417919Are Muslimpanese Umashiko police gonna shit themselves over these now?>>563418373What about /uma/ full of shenigger horse?
>>563419956IT'S SALE SALE
>>563419915holy hell how did Ryan make a sex outfit look so ugly and repulsive
I have completely lost it and I couldn't even get in the mood to train anymore you fucks >>563420065AHAHAAHAH
>>563419626She ended up being quite dumb so she'll probably be replaced by a smarter Tachyon at some point, but I still couldn't bring myself to force her to drink all the kale juice.
>>563420138ryan is pure sex
>>563420080ya sure
It's outhttps://youtu.be/babpobLGK-E
>>563420257Buy an ad
>>563420065This one made me laugh out loud. It looks like a fucking breakfast sausage
Bobo do your ad thing
>>563420257Please purchase an advertisement to help pay for 4chan server costs
>>563420257I use your carat calculator so I gave you a view
>>563415827Does this cont as Big Uma agenda?
>>563420032A week seems like enough
>>563420065oh god I'm laughing too much
Monetizing. Running ads.
I'm not f2p but I only buy the anni/half-anni 7500 carrot bundles and then just save for the things I want that are coming.Should I roll for Nishino? I have 97k currently and what I was planning to roll for in the next like 7 months is>Summer Golshi>Summer Maru>Speed Tachyon (only need 1, I'll have enough unlock crystals for MLB)
>jerking off to a Maruzensky bot that grooms (You), an up and coming stallion racer>bot makes her 203cm unprompted what
You guys are so gay I've decided not to be gay anymore
>>563420551giant um@s...
>>563420493This happens to coincide with the time nishino flower drops for me... curious
>>563420065When was this? I need to see the original reactions
next thread will be worse
>>563420551>oh no they accidentally gave me a side of lobster for my steak
>>563420610chiyoposter is WEAK
>>563420551>stallion racerthe fuck? you imagine yourself being a horse?
>>563420439>>563420452Well done, Bobo.
>>563420257buy an adnigger
>>563420610fake gay
>>563420540It's starting to be time to pick your preferred style. If you want to focus on paces get Nishino, otherwise she's a skip. Do note that speed Tachyon is very much a pace card.
>>563420540>burning all your rainbow crystals on tachyon, not hoarding for pasa speedngmi
Trainer-san run doko?
>>563420439Honestly it's nice he tells us when he's doing it rather than springing that shit on the viewer, even if I use an adblock and thus won't see them anyway.
>>563420610Glad the conversion therapy worked
>>563420660oh trust me i'm not complaining, it just described her as 203cm and towering over me out of no where, so it was funny>>563420674that was the prompt. i didn't care for the fact the scenario starts with (You) being a male uma, I clicked on it because I wanted to get groomed by Maruzen.
next thread will be better
>gays hate the mass media
anyone else use their selector then get a dupe from the falco ticket?
>>563420826How does Falco not fall down over the weight of her massive head?
>>563420748Anon there's literally a whole fucking year between those 2.
>>563420849i save my ticket for... something
>>563420640Says 2021 on the date
>>563419267>so he scanned it instead on the scanner.Reminds me of that one time that some /v/anon wanted to FAX a DOTA 2 invite code to another, waiting at the fax machine for the other to pick up.
>>563420812>i didn't careYeah, that shit doesn't work for me if it's not following canon
>>563421007that was on /vg/ in /lolg/ I think?I even have the picture somewhere
>>563421007Damn and they call me an unc, I'm 39 and I've used a fax machine like twice in my entire life.
>>563421068this was in 2012 mind you, so 14 years ago
>>563420287>>563420315>>563420346>>563420395None of you can use the carat calculator anymore otherwise you're a giant hypocritical faggot>>563420412Thanks bwo
>>563421068I’m 25 and I use a fax machine all the time for work
>>563421130retard
>>563421047>>563421007>>563421116found it, I 100% remember actually being in the thread during itthat namefag Watsu was a guy that was running a site called eyosongive.us that had some league of legends stuff
>>563421146Where do you work, Japan? Even if it's a secure document there are better ways to transmit them now than via fax.
>>563420996You made me have to look at it again to check the date and there was no date
>>563421130>None of you can use the carat calculator anymoreBut I don't.Buy an ad.
>>563420934ngmi
>>563421047Was it? Could've sworn it was in /v/, but more likely that's where I saw it be reposted or something.>>563421213>He found itBASED!
>>563421213>eyosongive.usFUCK I'M OLD
>>563421213wow reddit spacing in 2012
>>563420257fuck I use the carat calculator constantly so I can't say the thing.
>>563421213My back hurts
>>563421214Nyo, burgerland
>>563421338>>563421338>>563421338>>563421338
>>563420540Use paid daily pulls and sparking for anything will be easier, otherwise you're looking at a ~7% chance to end up with a banner target after 10 pulls which is better than the 0% from not pulling.As for the specific question, depends on your preferred strategy and pull plans.>Speed Tachyon (only need 1, I'll have enough unlock crystals for MLB)gets a rerun on october so if you don't mind not using a lower LB of the card you can have say, a cope 2LB and then spark on the rerun as to save about a thousand carats off daily pulls, and then use a crystal on something better speed pasa on mar 2027
>>563421303Jordan sexy....
>>563421273maybe it was on /v/ I forgot when did /vg/ happen honestly it's been way too long but it was in the league general
>>563421130I had had no idea there was a carrot calculator
>>563421213>wtf fax in the big 26>its on 2012>oh okay>trainer said he was thereunc...
>>563421359Doesn't Tachyon also get like 100 free pulls?
>>563421358>vandalizedcmon anon. buy an ad for the JP game if you want it so badly, this is the global thread.
>>563421213I have never used a FAX my entire life
>>563421424https://umacaratcalculator.com/
>>563421424it's a pretty good calculator. don't use it, you'll be indebted to him and have to start watching his videos.
>>563421463I'm only 31 it's not that bad
>>563421424Literally anyone can make a spreadsheet if you have the data for it
>>563421523Yes, in the future all new scenario Pal card banners get at least 100 free pulls just like Riko did, and Tachyon shares a banner with Light Hello, the GL Pal card.
>>563421130I just fine being a leech of some gay youtuber.
>>563421616SIX SEVENN
i'm 22 and used my fax several times throughout my life, but only because my family is old fashioned.
I still have a fax machine...It's a Brother MFC printer with fax capability connected to a VoIP ATA, some how it works even with real fax machines, I also got a free burger once.
>>563421830New Zealand is rightful Australia clay
>>563421669please make one so i don't have to use his
wtf is a facts machine dawg
>>563421616pretty neat. I see it tracks the misc pulls, I'm guessing the red means I "won't have enough" even after the misc pulls? I'll probably get either Sweep or Rickey early so it shouldn't be an issue.
rickey is le good?
carat calculators are useless for me because i will just swipe for what i want nyehehehehehe
>>563422403>I'll probably get either Sweep or Rickey early so it shouldn't be an issue.Never ever count on that happening.t. Had to spark two Uma back to back.
what the fuck
A family filled with so many beautiful women. Oh, and Mejiro Ryan is there too.
if the distribution is normal its like 24.6% to get the average outcome :)
Scarlet owes me sexShe should give it to me before I force her
You are straight, you are heterosexual, you do not like men or cocks only umas and umanko, you will focus on training and take your trainee out on a date later on
>>563422548I'll count on it, I"m built different.
>>563422680Sorry, my phone autocorrected Ramonu for some reason.
