Previous: >>563406237>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Lucky Lilac (3*), SSR Aston Machan, SR Hishi AmazonNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
I'M STILL GAY
This thread will be gayer
minnano gay stuff now okay?
>>563421475r u a girl gurl gal show manko
Digitan LOVE
ryan LOVE
>>563421338Baby making sex with super freak
https://x.com/niboshitukeman/status/2043267884710019505This is great.
>>563421659That's almost half of all the anons in the thread if not most. If only we still have IP count
>>563421567Bamboo Memory!
>building for love>keep using skill books on Tinyshin>have her as my home screen uma>check where she ranks in current jpOh, oh no....
>>563420540Use paid daily pulls and sparking for anything will be easier, otherwise you're looking at a ~7% chance to end up with a banner target after 10 pulls which is better than the 0% from not pulling.As for the specific question, depends on your preferred strategy and pull plans.>Speed Tachyon (only need 1, I'll have enough unlock crystals for MLB)gets a rerun on october so if you don't mind not using a lower LB of the card you can have say, a cope 2LB and then spark on the October rerun as to save about a thousand carats off daily pulls, and then use a crystal on something better Speed Pasa on Mar 2027>>563421523>Doesn't Tachyon also get like 100 free pulls?Anniversary banner so yes however I've got no idea if it'll be the same as the other "100 free pulls" banners where you'd only get those free pulls if they were split between umas/cards and you'd have to wait 5 days before connecting and pulling.Value of speed Tachyon is higher for pace, and during GL because it gets you slightly more currency token income.
>>563421824NO
>>563421874the alt will save her
dont miss out on nishino flower chan! she is the best uma in the game
>>563421957Skill books don't transfer over bwo...
>>563421659i didn't download it because there's no cum, but i did enjoy watching.
>>563421795according to CM11 poalwe have up to 143 anons here
https://poal.me/gr06zihttps://poal.me/gr06zihttps://poal.me/gr06zi
i want ayabe to use me as her clit hammer
orenji and others
>>563421895>however I've got no idea if it'll be the same as the other "100 free pulls" banners where you'd only get those free pulls if they were split between umas/cards 1yr anni was the last time in JP that free pulls were evenly split between umas and cards. from 1.5 anni onwards it's ~10 free pulls on umas and 80, 100, or 120 on cards
https://poal.me/be2ickhttps://poal.me/be2ickhttps://poal.me/be2ick
>>563421874How deep in are you?
Guys did I just fuck up?
>listening to phonk>enter fugue state where i see my oshi in 144 FPS entering The Zone>energy bar inside me blinking at 1% recharges to 100>throw entire soulless team comp away and dust her offtheres no point winning unless its with the girl i like the best. i cant believe i forgot...
you guys really are gaylords huh
please make a jiggie
>>563422163At last, hated the split pulls
>>563422215zased
I completely lost the groove to train from laughing too much I don't know what the fuck am I doing now
>bricked run with 3 losses already>get the cope stars and quitt-thanks
that's not orange are you fucking stupid
it could be just 1 guy downloading it over and over
>>563422215>straying from the pathNGMI
>>563422195See for yourself, I said I'm doing it for love.
Marvelous Derby today?
>>563422401Smart Falcon would download a random dick from Umachan onto her phone
>>563422324the free pulls being enturely on cards is 1000x better but i won't hate on the uma free pulls, i got kawakami from the 50 new year pulls (she instantly became a favorite for me once i ran her career) and kitasan from her banner's 60 pulls (hard carried me in cm11)
>>563422423how does game decide to show this animationit usually happens when i collapse the tab and forget about the game for some time
>>563422398 Gonna cry about it?
>>563422541if you wait on the option for picking your skip mode for a few seconds it'll show it
This thread will be better
>>563422579yeah
>>563422443>no hints on Encroaching ShadowI understand the importance of your recovery being cheaper, but ES is literally 90% of Taishin's kit when it comes to winning.
...
>>563422552That's me after I clicked download
>>563422640cock anon probably got banned before he could shoot
>>563422634too late, /analgen/ already raid us.
You better behave now /uma/
>Can beat you in a race>Can beat you in Dance Dance Revolution>Can beat you in Super Smash Bros>Can't beat the allegations that she is cute and best girl
Anyone want to erp
please kill yourself, instead
im sorry ayabe waaaaaaaaaah
Whose is the Star Piece reward this week?
>>563422031same, I wanted to see him blow a load.
>>563422861but can she beat me when i grope her budding nipples
Which /uma/ anon has the biggest cock
>>563423029Oka Sho
>>563423029Daiwa cowlet
>>563423029Ichiban
I'm going out to eat all you can eat sushi, see you fags later.
Ogurin unique in year 1>I look like I run really fastOgurin unique in year 5>I break space-time to achieve maximum speed
I think it's good we all got it out of our systemon another note yesterday I said I should just cope with what I have, but using a Kitasan with a recovery that's not Radiant Star unironically is badalso Cacao is the better inherit I've found out, and not Blessings
>>563423142>>563423123>2-star trainee star piecesThey can fuck off
>>563423235>I break space-time to achieve maximum speedJust to chain job to Chrono Genesis
>>563423176Don't destroy the tuna industry please
>>563423302spoilers man, wtf
>>563423235>I look like I run really fast and do a mongo smile to the camera
Soon
>>563423360?It's not a story.
>>563423235I don't wnat to be be the UM ACKSHUALLY guy but this is all in Oguri's head as her biggest barrier in the latter half of the anime was her own fears and insecurities>>563423405It's not Oguri without the :D
i had a good lunch. time to do my careers and act like i didn't do anything.
How are you guys uploading webm when catbox is down?
>>563423431imagine if she did that to you
This general has turned into complete utter shit
>>563423418Shouldn’t we be calling her Shuttle instead of Taiki?
>>563422640Just for you anonhttps://litter.catbox.moe/ke48an.mp4
>>563423431she will rape my carat stash...
>>563423512yep, nothing happened...
>>563423531bwo there's nothing going on in uma, event is done, falco event is done too, no cm, nothing to pull ononly MANTslop
>>563421489isn't she from a rich family? why she wants money?
the pull plan i have written out on my notes app goes all the way to the newest jp banners, am i doing too much
>>563423525
>>563421338This: >>563421791
>>563423526I'd like to see her try lift 300lbs
>>563423548>https://litter.catbox.moe/ke48an.mp4What did I just watch
Finally, the one time where yeppers' event works out immediately
>>563423431What does this have to do with racing?
>>563423628only women plan their lives ahead
>>563422385I don't think you get the pieces if you give up
Nishino flower unique good on triple fronts?
one cheeky 10-roll is enough
>>563423631that succubus pose
>>563423628Nyo, just be sure to adjust it as time goes on
>>563423628It's already doneenjoy your perfectly planned journey
>>563423769they're grayed out now tho
>>563423235THE ZONE being budget bankai like in a lot of modern shonenslop is the worst thing they came up with
>>563423765>women>planninggood one
>>563423671Umas have the speed and power of a horse compacted into a human-sized body so she could.It's also why, like with actual horses, many of them fuck up their own bodies from pushing too hard which multiple anime and even some character careers are about this plot point
>>563423431this but my anus
>>563423620You have to pay the dowry to get her daughater.>>563423739U.A.F is an Athetlic's Festival.
>>563423545there are no other Taiki horses in the game so nobody gives a shit, just call her Taikisame case with Curren Chan until Bouquetd'or, and even then their owner didn't make "Curren" the crown name until after Curren Chan's success so imo it's fine to keep calling her Curren
>>563423780Yes but only on sprint and miles
>>563423631new pussy…
>>563423628I only have through Ramonu wit planned because if I get bot 10% luck one more time I'm giving up and becoming an uma puller.
Just what I wanted
>>563423431when trainer talks too much with Aoi
>>563422861
Hello friends!!!
>>563423938I didn’t know that tidbit about Curren’s crown name actually. All the better, just calling her “Chan” would be stupid as shit.
>>563423938>and even then their owner didn't make "Curren" the crown name until after Curren Chan's successYou forgot your Oguri image
>>563422861But can she beat another uma in a race?
>>563422668Pls dont cry...
>>563423913Fisting from nishino....
>>563424176holy shit... i can read this!later faggots
>>563423938>Curren Bouquetd'orcum bucket
>There are unironic Dream Journeyfags hereWho hurt you?
>>563424176konbanwa babydacchi-san
>>563423878THE ZONE is literally described as the breaking of your theoretical limits and pushing beyond. It was never going to be anything more than "go faster" because you know, they're fucking racers.Also, Cingrey is written like a sports manga instead of a SOL the way the other uma anime are, and lots of sports manga have an equivalent to THE ZONE. If anything sports manga doing it kinda predates shonen doing it and shonen got the idea from them.
>>563424337Hopefully Dream Journey
WORK WEEKS SHOULD ONLY BE 4 DAYS
>>563424337Shut up faggot
>>563424337There's nothing wrong with Dream Journey, do you not like to be protected? Do you not like being served good tea?
>>563424414this but with the same pay
>>563423123wtf i tried lining up the dances before and i could never get it this smooth
>>563424242I specifically asked you to do random acts of kinda nice. By making him cry, you do the opposite of kinda nice. Prepare to die.
>>563424176Hello fren!
>>563424414chatgpt fixes this
>>563424451danchou please
>>563424414my work week is 4 days
>>563424202>He believed
>>563423878Spokon did it first
>>563424465No, u... die!
>>563423431>>563423913Uma fighting game when? I can see it being a 3D fighter like Tekken, or even a party fighter like MvC2. You could even set it apart by making it about racing, but you can knock people out of the way with different attacks and add stamina and stuff. (Think the Sonic Advance boss fights where you're always moving)
>>563424465not so fast
I missed the cock thread
>>563424446oh no the propaganda
>>563424584>4Good night, Fukufag
>>563424626nah it’s gonna be a shitty nu-arcsys game like gbvs
>>563424446Can I request any tea? I only drink chamomile
>>563421874Books, like carats, should never be used.
>>563424771Strive is good...
>>563424783yes but whe will pee in it
>>563424512>>563424339>>563424293
>>563424815But then what good are they?
>>563424584>>563424650
>>563424210was i misinformed on the crown name's origin? fuark
>>563424783Whatever you like.>>563424873Stop this slanderous accusation.
>>563424337I want to be coddled and protected but in a way that Super Creek doesn't provide.I want something more subtle than googoo babies but very much want to be spoiled by an umamusume.As for who hurt me? No one, which is why I often fantasize about abusive relationships since I have self-loathing issues.
>>563424853Good one!
>>563424853>t. troon
>>563424853i haven’t played it since like a month after it released but i’ll take your word for it, i was really disappointed with that game
I need digitan art with AURA
>>563424685
>>563424853>Strive is good...I want to deadname you
>>563424984>>563424946>>563424938I'M NOT A TRANNY I ONLY PLAY BAIKEN
>>563424664Maybe the cock thread was the friends we made along the way
why do all niggas who post JP umas sound like ERP troons
>Parent run>Spam races>Have so much currency and shop refreshes I'm RNG proofed>>563425049my pov btw
>>563422548I'm lucky that Rickey overlaps Tachyon+Light Hello, I just won't pull on her banner with carats until I'm sure I'm safe to MLB both of those 2 Support cards first. Sweepy is waifu material so I'm getting her whatever it takes, if I can't afford to get Rickey I'll live.
>>563424897>tfw I learned "taishin test" is the name in Japan for when they test buildings for their ability to properly resist earthquakes, which is why people keep shaking her
>>563425107>my pov btwhi...
>>563424853>New patch is out, like a lot of the changes>No one wants to play with me>live in the third world so all my matches have 5+ rollback frames.
>>563425049NTR would do this btw
>>563425049kumiyabe art i COOM
>>563425087shut up jeet it's not our fault you get jealous of anons posting their white cocks
>>563424337>who hurt you?is it not obvious
what the fuck
>>563425107My condolences for being black/gray
>>563425049ANON?!
>>563425087If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck...
>>563424337What's wrong with Dream Journey?t. clueless
>>563423628It's kinda grim. I have to skip 2 anni banners in a row if I want to afford all the human rights cards
>>563425040That means you fuck them and are an ally, disgusting freak
>>563425107Please take all of my umas violently and be rough with them...
oh I'm dumb, you got this for not participating in the satsuki sho. thought I did this but mant doesn't have story events so makes sensestill have no idea what the marathon event is
>It's always NTR, never daiwa or any other based uma
>>563425049i need uma paizuri so fucking bad bros
>>563425221That doesn't make sense, this world has human women, umas are supposedly only like 5% of the female population.
>>563425343anon we just had a thread where 90% of /uma/ lusted over a cock
>>563425087This is a baffling post when all I see is them talking about the actual character while all of last thread was talking about cock.
>cock>now striveCertified gay zoomzoom thread. I think it's my time to pass. Move on from life
>>563425285That's just it, There's nothing wrong with her.She's extremely manipulative and probably killed the guy who stole your wallet, has a lot of secrets she keeps to herself and is probably a psychopath that's just masking very well.
>>563425350>still have no idea what the marathon event isYou have to make Kitasan win a Sprint race and it will trigger
>>563425350HOLY FUCK I'M RETARDED, you just don't participate in the derbyone more..!!>>563425486I already made a sprint kitasan >:(
When is this thread usable
>>563424908You can check on netkeiba that there is something like 15 horses owned by the same guy before Curren Chan was even born that also have Curren in their name
Nothing wrong with liking traps Trap uma when?
How much (you) pandering has Nishino flower? from the air shakur (0) to Ardan (10) scale.
>>563425579Umas can only be female so it would have to be a reverse trap, and this game already has plenty of boyumas.
>>563425428I think it's better to be gay than wanting to fuck someone that mutilates their dick even if both are wrong
>>563425559there are a few hours each day when the NTR spammer is asleep, that's your window
>>563425416I guess they just aren't important enough in the world of umamusume, unlike the real world where they are very important
>>563425484H-hot
>>563425560>96 starts
>>563425285there are several uma in her story that "disappear" until you decide to become her trainerthe real horse also had a habit of attacking people by trying to bite their neck while aiming for the arteries. he'd try to bite his jockey a lot and at the same time he was notably calmer after a visit from his jockey.
Trainer-san run doko
mating press Dream Journey
>>563425691You have seen nothing, check this
>>563425698Out of all the Stegolings Dream Journey was THE MOST AGGRESSIVE to the point where he'd need to be sedated if they had to move him somewhere. But really he wasn't a bad horse, he just hated people, which is understandable.
>>563425484>>563425698So umas are allowed to just do it and can get away with it?
>>563425854>But really he wasn't a bad horse, he just hated peopleSo did Special Week (hated horses too) and look how he is in-game.
>>563425853super cute
>>563425560thanks for correcting me, however i will keep calling her Curren because the alternative is "Chan" and that's retarded
So if I can already afford to MLB Tachyon+Light Hello+Ramonu, are their other SSR to try to grab this year, or what are the earliest ones next year to look out for? I have Kita and Creek and Finemo already, those are my only MLB non-welfares.
>>563425836Morning Fuji...
>>563425285>What's wrong with Dream Journey?
Horny is not allowed in /uma/
>>563425943
>>563425579fine motion
I Love NTR!(Netorase Top Road)
>>563425665Right? She's simultaneously very caring towards the objects of her affection but fucked up in a bunch of other ways. Very premium archetype since she's not a Yandere but has a lot of the pros of one. >>563425861She's very good at her gaslight and she's very meticulous about her secrets. She just doesn't get caught in-universe whenever she does something shady.
>>563426052
>>563426010Depends on your preferred strategyif you're f2p and a pace fag then just grab the anniversary cards
>>563425991No, you just call her Curren Chan like the game does. It's 4 more letters bro. We even get another Curren later in game.
>>563425357>based umas don't whore left and rightrevelation of the century
>>563426052>he says, posting an uma whose horse equivalent was so notorious for his horniness that he once tried to kick down a fence just so he could fuck a mare he saw on the other side of it
>>563425991>however i will keep calling her CurrenThe game keeps calling her Curren even with Bouquet in the game, it's fine. Curren is Curren, Bouquet is Bouquet.
>>563425698>trying to bite their neck while aiming for the arteriesdamn
>>563426159>implying that not all umas are whores
>>563426052oh no Doto goofed up
>>563425592I guess no one pulled nishino flower for anything besides meta huh...
>>563426109Good thing Grass isn't sexy
>>563426010Maru speed, maybe Palmer stam, and Bourbon wit for front, KS Miracle guts for pace, Jungle Pocket speed for late, CB wit for endthat's about it
how do i get Grass to stop losing so fucking much. junior year feels like a hurdle for her
I finally looked at my followers list and 80% of it is ded, some going as far back as 250+days. Should I let then pile up to max?
>omg dude did you hear the gold family is crazy bro>golshi is INSANE man she's so goofy dream journey is a MURDERER bro she kills another uma for you my guy festa is a CRAZY GAMBLER haha so funny bro then fenomeno is a normal cop man they're so silly and hilarious >and let's not forget their deadbeat dad xD I can't get enough of them bromost reddit-coded group out there
>>563426265what about lolicons
>>563426256having twins would fix Ayabe
>>563426351Unironically just bite the bullet and buy OYL without skill hints, it wins races for you.
>>563426386Notice how this anon couldn't think of anything bad to say about Orf.
>>563426386Stego isn't a deadbeat and actually takes care of all the Stegolings including even Lala. I hate this meme so much.
>>563426351buy Slick Surge
>>563421338No Marvelous Sunday Races today due to my blood pressure being 193/130 and being rushed to the ICU. See you next week. Have a MARVELOUS week!
>>563426256I would love a story where one of the Ayabelings is her sister reincarnated
>>563426529Don't die
>>563426475yea orfevre is cute and i want to pat her head
>>563426529>mant not only kills the players mentally but physicallyBrutal
>>563426387that would be me, but I wanted to ask about her chemistry with trainer before going in, since I really like her personality but I need a bit of carrot with the stick you know
>>563426037What if I don't like being gaslit?
>>563426475There's a lot of bad things you can say about Oru he just doesn't know because no one really talks about her outside of her retarded tyrant bullshit.
>>563425698It's funny that Ikezoe, the tard wrangler of Orfe, always said that the bad-tempered horses he rides aren't really evil, except for Dream Journey
>>563426529holy shit, get well soon
>>563426529This is not what we meant by Explode…
>>563426361i was cleaning mine every day before this month when the surge slowed down and i checked it now and i know why, i will fucking kill that parrot nigger
>>563426591STOP BREAKING SHIT KAWAKAMI YOU FUCKING OGRE
>>563426529That's not very marvelous...
>>563426529What the fuckTake care former danchou and get well soon
>>563426630>didn't get sick once during the URA/Aoharu era>MANT release>struggle to do 5 runs a day>get the worst cold of my life and only do one career>can't do 5 runs a day againoh no bros...
>>563426475I didn't want to name all of them, but here you go>orfevre (read in a fancy way) is like a TYRANT bro woof woof dommy mommy please step on me hahathat's how all her fans sound
it's penis anon's fault
>>563426591You'd think at least one would wear a different swimsuit, just to stand out
>>563426529>my blood pressure being 193/130And I thought I had issues, jesus mate.>rushed to the ICUGet well, race organizer
>>563426591I love mares
>>563426650you can always check umareader
>>563426529anon when I said you'd get a heart attack before 40 I wasnt joking.... stop with the burgers...
>>563426591Wait, BELIEVE IS A MARE?
>>563426529hope you get a marvelous recovery soondying is gay btw
>>563426529HOLY FUCK
>>563426665but you still want (you)r personal growth story? Sirius
>>563425592I wish I could tell you but I didn't see her story on youtube translated
>you'll need 50k+ carats for the tachy banner to MLB her>that is tachy only, assuming you want light hello too, for GL you'll need even more.>>563426529damn bro MANT is not that bad. Jokes aside get well.
>>563426591air meganessiah mare sex
>>563426529RIP
>>563426916I'm fucked, desu wa...
Orfevre is like Makima from CSM xd man Fujimoto the greatest mangaka of current times crazy how uma plagiarized him
>>563425416despite being just 5% of the population................
>>563426529You too...
>>563427005Finally, an ally....
>>563426905Nyes
>>563426529The cocks were too Marvelous for Marvelous anonHope you get well soon
>>563427032They're responsible for 90% of female on male rape?
>>563426529What?! Get well soon
>>563426529Good luck with your recovery today. Have a Marvelous recovery.
>>563427094If she takes of that mask, will she die?
>>563427094For some reason I would just gloss over the fucking ear decoration because of how boyish she dresses.
>"h-here's your twink finals shop, trainer"How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>563427143SONOTORI DESU!!!!!!!
>>563426529get well soon
>>563427078i'd sex ikuno but she looks like a girl that rejected me so idk idk
>>563426916Comedy should point directly to Opera's career because her career is hilarious
>>563426146>the anniversary cardsso that's el pasa? >>563426318thanks I'll look into those cards today. pic rel is what I'm currently working with, and I have some extra carats floating around even assuming I get really unlucky (like needing 600 for Ramonu) on top of lowballing my carats with some stuff like assuming Third place A for CM. While this counts tickets it doesn't look like it's assuming you use Shards, which is an easy way to cut 200 off a banner here and there, it's pretty possible I snipe 2LB Romanu in 200 pulls and use 2 Crystals on her instead of pulling deeper. Realistically as long as the timing isn't inconvenient I can fit like 400 more rolls in here somewhere, and I should already be getting the umas I want the most and the vital cards.
>>563427190it would be extremely painful...
>>563426768I do one run a day just to got get kicked from the club.
>>563427352Did you bite her? Did she bite you? Did your husky kill her dog?
>>563426940checking umareader in the last affection event she seems to give trainer bento filled with love, can't wait to see localisation changing it to something else, and nishino flower's mum seems to push her to get close to the trainer
>>563427247>specifically saved 3 golden hammers so I couldn't get fucked on shop rng>they offer gold hammers anyway
>>563427247Should have gambled harder knowing you'd get an extra 20 energy. I always run on near empty praying every turn I can buy more energy only to still not highroll enough.
>>563426916IIRC>Blue name means lots of pandering content>Gold border means the story is particularly good.
I don't intend to play for pace nor lates but somehow I spent atleast 30,000 carats total on Dober, Fine Motion and Ardan. I wonder why.
>>563427565Because ojou-sama are great.
>>563427247anyon if the shops sucked you should have just trained...
i don't want to train Grass anymore.
>>563426916>comedy>fukukitarudid this person even read the story
945256039452560394525603CM roomu
>>563427471no she was polite and now i don't talk to her unless it's necessary
>>563426550imagine breastfeeding from your own sister's tit as a baby and being aware of the fact
>>563427247>608 shop coinsutmost you should have 200 coins at the end, and no saving for a hat in the end is not worth it. 270 coins is equal to 6, +15 stat scrolls or +90 stats. Or 4 big hammers netting you a shit ton more stats and SP, or more energy that can be used for other stuff etc etc.
>>563426386>DUDE SHE CALLS YOU TAWAKE LMAO>DUDE SHE'S A FRIGID BITCH BECAUSE SHE'S ADOPTED LMAO>DUDE SHE'S A SORE LOSER WHO SHUTS HERSELF IN HER ROOM LMAO>DUDE SHE'S AUTISTIC AS FUCK LMAO>Kiseki
>>563427748it's peak comedy when people attempt to kill themselves
>>563426916>Nishino Flower>ageYes.
No cum
>>563427796
>>563427748If you think it's wrong, you can march into their thread and say so, the chart is collaborative (to a degree at least)
>>563427695but this next item drop from racing will be the good one... trust me bro... this will be the one... just one more race and i can spend all my shop coins...
>>563427876What group is this even.I just recognize Air Groove.
>>563421628NOT GAY
Open the door, this is my neighborhoodOpen the fucking doorNowOr I will fucking END youDo you understand me?
>>563427924doto would actually say this btw
>>563427748It's /umajp/, they build opinions off of reading tweets and screenshots instead of playing the game
>>563427965Get out of my head, why do you have a voice in my head
>>563428013Air GrooveAdmire GrooveRulershipDuramenteKiseki
>>563428058are you militairy?
>>563428058Cafe is so cute she wouldn't hurt me if I let her in
>>563427876>Air Groove>Admire Groove>Rulership>Duramente>KisekiI love the Groove line
>>563427990hmm. nyo. i will complain here instead.
>>563427796why would this thought ever cross your mind?
>>563428013Air Groove, Admire Groove, Rulership, and idk in that order
>>563428058I left the cheese at the front door
Brown...
>>563428076Give me my few extra hundred years of living, I would really appreciate that, and think it would be pretty nice.
>>563428123>>563428145>>563428196I actually really like that group.Can't believe I didn't notice who is who...
>>563428289brown...
>>563421791
>>563427802>utmost you should have 200 coins at the end, and no saving for a hat in the end is not worth it.It's a parent run where kept I emptying out the shop of anything valuable. Ended the run with 200 coins worth of items and 400 in the wallet.
>>563428058Forgive her, for she knows not what she does
Holy shit
a while ago i found out Kris S has a grandchild with the same name as me so ever since then I've been calling Kris S "grandpa" in my head
>>563427760maybe I need to remake my Bourbon, she has nothing late race
>>563428378Please don't lust after my big sister
>>563428431>no medium Suseless
>>563428517I am going to fuck your big sister without protection, and I refuse to pull out when I'm going to cum.
Aries Cup room676798816767988167679881
>>563428438Aaron's Rod...
>>563428431>>563428552But lol, anyway
>>563428389i am that umababy
>>563427565>I wonder why.I don't, you're fond of ojou-samas.>Doberprime, shy, sheltered ojou-sama, classic tsun --> dere>Fine Motionclassic hime-sama ojou, regal, sweet, and kind>Ardanpure and perfect, eyes like a late sunset, heart of fiery gold, love-interest ojou-sama. She is a maiden in love and it's amazing to see. I still hope to get spooked by Finemo, but thank Shiraoki-sama I have Ardan and Dober.
>>563422634thank you, kiss anon
>>563428542Why is bro talking in PlayStation cheat code?
>>563428706sorry...
>>563428616nope but good guess
>>563426529That isn't Marvelous at all. Don't die anon.
>>563428431this scenario makes no sense to me. whenever i see these roided gigascore umas theyre always using the normiest decks imaginable. i run a deck like this and get S+. what are they doing differently?
>>563428706
Fun day at the track
>>563428618Here's gold city
>>563428739at least tell me if Epiphaneia is your dad
https://x.com/pacificracing/status/2043151769023414434
>>563428595>delayed start and groundworknext kita will be better...
>>563428810
>>563428782Just get lucky bwo
>>563428842Dream Journey would neverTm Opera O....yeah maybe
so...if i have taiki and OG maru, i shouldn't pull on nishino deflower right?
>>563427387>haha le 69 CBgo fuck yourself
>>563428832yeah
>>563428131>>563428143>>563428228>>563428418*bang* *bang* *bang* *bang*OPEN THIS DOOOOOOOR
>>563423176this anon will defo be hosting some parasites soon
>>563428949>reddit tachyonyep just borrow
>>5634285956-front, double-dom and only 1 XOguri
smol
>>563428949SEX with Nishino Flower
>>563428901this and eurobeat and crashing in a light pole at 240 kmh
>>563428818You can't get any skills from that deck. Guts maxxxing is fun for stats but none of the guts cards have any usable gold skills.
>>563429002GEM ALAAAAARM
how can anybody hope to compete against this?
>>563428979it's just the number of free tickets the game expects me to have, as seen to the left of the pull count
>>563428949I asked this last night and people called me dumb. You get 5 borrows / day. Use 'em.
>>563429138Light O can if it's a straight line.
>>563429002Cafe is so cut, I wish I had her.I'd she knocked on my door I'd let her in for sure. We could then watch the first 4 Scary Movies.
>>563428992>mfw when 17 pages of only active horsesfuck
>>563429056>17 KBFAT
>>563429002The door remains locked until the police arrive. I'm not going through the court system again for bullshit charges of "hate crimes against umas" for defending myself
>>563428949same situation. i luckshitted both taiki and maru in my early pulls and refuse to drop carats on any uma that isn't oshi, will be perma renting nishino parents until i get her from daily legend races/luckshit her as well
im so fucking tired of trackblazer
>>563428818I saw that guy yesterday, was very confused how that is UG4. I have an v bourbon with 1200/1200/1200 speed power wit + 800 stam, she had fast learner too, and she's not even UG1.
I will not roll for Nishino FlowerI will not brick my savingsI will not impulse roll againI can control myselfI will not give into propaganda and do a 10 roll when someone posts that she got her from a daily
Her ass is grass
>>563429421You could just say that you want to see more you know gay
>>563426975The thing about this game that people for some reason don't account for is that you just get to borrow cards. You absolutely do not need even a single copy of Light Hello, she is only worth using in a single scenario so you can just borrow her. She's not even a card you'll use every run while that scenario is active, MANT is guaranteed a better parent maker and 2nd place isn't GL, it's URA (which gets buffs and unique skills as soon as GL drops).Tachyon is worth pulling for because if you skip her there's not a better speed card until Pasa comes out a full year from now. But as long as you have Kitasan you're honestly fine to skip her if you are too tight on budget, assuming you have the good SRs like Windy and Sweep and the good welfare SSR like Jordan and Shakur. It would be sad not to have her, but again like if you're specifically training a pace and desperately want her, you have a borrow slot.
>>563429184it just makes sense. taiki and/or og maru are the other side of the inherit coin for tracks where nishino is valid. burning carats to have all three seems silly as you only need two of them and nishino's kit looks to be the weakest of the three. i shall trust my brain.
>>563429461this is me
>>563429491NTA BUT I DO WANT TO SEE MORE THAT ANON DIDN'T EVEN BUST A LOAD
>>563429461this is my pov
>>563429386700 stam 900 wit > 835 stam 447 guts score wisethat guy most likely did more races as well
>>563423545She's American, so no. The Shuttle family are a proud line of ranchers of which Taiki is a member. /jk idk
>>563429421I'd post mine but I'm black and no one would call it cute
>>56342935730 days until I can have Taiki.
>>563427513the shops are not fully random, there are distinct pools for them. Something like 90% of final shops will have hammers, and like 40% of them will have 3+ hammers. It's no guarantee like anything else in this game, but I would never save 3 hammers because that's asking to waste points.
>>563429421No I unironically have a much dumber, more embarassing and paranoid reason for not doing itBecause when I was young I filmed me and my gf fucking and posted it online and I'm forever scared that someone, somehow will recognize my dick
Imagine if Digitan had donkey ears.
>>563429663iktfb
>>563428810>>563428903how many pretentious wanna be rich cunts are visible in plain sight?
>>563429663>>563429723Test us
>there are black anons among us
>>563424878who the heckf is this baby uma?
>>5634288346 7
>>563429772nyo
>>563429914get ready for the ntr login bonus
I can't wait to laugh at the retards who skip Nishino banner and think they can borrow herYou think I'm going to share my 9* blue 25* whites elder god tier Nishino parent? Think again loser, the only thing you will get from me is NY Opera and with shit random sparks lol
>>563429445I like the small uma. A lot.
>>563429914>among ussus
>>563429824Of course a peasant like you wouldn't get it.
>>563429914They are trainers just like the rest of us
anyone have the chart which has like a flow chart of all the umas whose career stories are basically uma x trainer?
>>563427564interesting that twin turbo has gold border then. her story supposedly just being "go fast lol" matches her personality, it'll be interesting to see how they make that good enough to be highlight-worthy.
>>563429914NTR anon didn't wake up yet
>>563429421I do have 2 cum webms but dont wanna get banned again, janny was big angy
>>563429914there's a reason that dia tribute anon didn't show his dick y'knowi like mayano.
>>563429421I didn't choose to have a 12cm dick
>>563430006appreciate the honesty
>>563430090this? >>563426916
>>563429421>Only 6.3x5.7 inchesShit sucks, almost a pencil
strict dom jannies forbid /uma/nons from cumming... nghh...
IMAGINE
>>563427990If they lack comprehension on that level, I'm not going to tell them the obvious just to see them go "hurr durr let me guess you played it translated, the attempted suicide scene was so much more comedic in japanese">>563428172more like make fun of them. they come here to shitpost and fuck up this thread anyway, they'll see this and pretend they didn't.
>he is back
>>563428782it's literally just landing a couple massive guts trainings during summer or near the end of the run with +110% boost in a run where your item drops were good.
>>563429914You can just look at /sp/horse threads and see there are Argentinians posting.
why are you here instead of playing the game?
>>563429914i'm not black but when i post my cock people think i am
having an agenda makes the run so much slower, because you can't see the shop cooldown and I have short term memory so it's much easier to just not have it, less button clicks and you're locked in playing mant anyway--highly recommended
>>563430649Oh, it's you again
>>563430647I'm doing both
>>563430647I have /uma/ on my second monitor.
>>563430647any umadacchi wasted his 5 borrows already
>>563428949Yes. The only people insisting you pull on "meta parents" are whales or those hoping to trick you so they can borrow from you after you waste pulls. Nishino and Summer Golshi both fall under this, yeah they're great parents but you can literally borrow parents. Even if you pull for Nishino, that doesn't just auto-include the parent, you'll need to grind potentially hundreds of runs to get a decent parent that probably still is worse than the top dozen you can borrow with ease.
>>563430647I am playing both games tho
>>563430649I'll need proof of that.
>>563430708>you againeh?
>>563430647I just finished my daillies and will go to sleep now.
>>563430647I literally am playing though
>>563430647I'm doomscrolling and procrastinating
>>563430280noIt was a bit different like a political spectrum mapit has umas faces in the chart
>>563430647I can't focus on MANT because of what happened last thread
>>563429386447 guts is pitiful and tanks your score. The UG4 has a lowest stat of 700.
>>563430647i'm doing runs while also watching for rooms being posted
the fuck
>>563431064
>>563430959here, it's wrong in multiple places and nobody fixed it tho
>>563431064barbinqueue
>>563431168many such cases for anything made by JP tertiaries
>>563431168why is kitasan not therefaggots
>>563431206How do you know they were nice... IF YOU MISSED THEM
King HaloI wish I could kidnap cute girls off the street and make them eat my cooking so I don't have to eat alone
>>563431206How would you rate them?
>>563431168Fuji Kiseki my beloved.
i think Maruzensky will be my next target practice
>he replied to me>>563431297Because there was only ever one version made and then abandoned before anything could be added/fixed
>>563431487
>>563431489gay
>>563431487Make sure to post proofs
>>563431168>FalcoIt's funny every time.
https://jiggie.fun/OeZM2khttps://jiggie.fun/OeZM2khttps://jiggie.fun/OeZM2k
Another one
is Nishi today?
Adorkable Falcon!
>>563430647
>>563431698Cats shouldn't be watching sissy hypno
>>563431487not my type, but it's worth if I get to see you do it again
>>563431698if in 2.5 hours is today for you it's yesfor me it's not
>>563431487Wait, is this about cocks again
>>563431698In 2.5 hours, yes.
>>563431567i'm not immune.>>563431623posting proof earlier motivated me to come out of retirement>>563431747what is your type? maybe we align>>563431805nyo
So how important is NSM? I feel like chasing too many golds is gimping my deck.
>>563431883YOU HAVE NO MID GAME
>>563431883I would like to see how this does in lobbies, looks nicejust a bit low wit
>>563431735isn't that just powerpuff girls intro?
cocks and all, but would your trainee umasturbate if you sent her the tributes?
Are there any Power or Guts SSR worth pulling for in the next like year? I end up using shitty SR Power cards all the time because I can cap speed and wit with 2 of each and most of the time I don't need Stam at all. Tachyon and El Condor Pasa SSR Speed both look good, but like I already have good results on speed cards, I feel like I need other types of cards upgraded too.
>>563431945They would all get the night owl debuff
>>563431883it's not a mile race bwo...
>>563429497Welfares suck my man. Every time if its a "just borrow bro" situation you always circle back into scraping the bottom of the barrel, trying to combine a functioning bare bones deck.Your borrow slot is there to get a situational card, for example that goes here for Yeppers or El for this CM. But then you face a problem: most players don't have NTR or Fuku mlb'd, so you want that borrowed. You see, it always goes back to square one: you need core cards, and then borrow whale CM specific ones. In mant it especially sucks because as you know in junior year you should be able to tell which run is worth your time, which gets worse if you have shit cards, because not only the "recommended" stats won't align, like finishing friendships in a certain time, but the game itself will try to cuck you if you have sub 300 speed for example. I'm not saying this to scare away people but you definitely need to be prepared in advance.
>>563428706why would Kita send you 67 messages and why aren't you reading them bro
>xoguri is so braindead that you can win without any gold skills just a bunch of whites and the right stamina recoveries
>>563431883Ardant bwo...Your uma is gonna dieHer unique costs stamina and you're already below recommended
>>563430647I was doing my Blue Archive dailies. I'll do a career after lunch probably.
>>563432102early evolved skills will save us
Can I afford to pull for Nishino with this stack?
>>563431945Yes
>>563430351yes?
>>563432148these take like 5 minutes though
>>563431945hmmmmm...This made me think about Mutual Masturbation scenario with Digitan...hmmmmm...
>>563431945She'd probably call the police on me...
>>563432086Your entire argument falls apart with the obvious truth that the average f2p can't afford all "core cards". Welfares are not 100% of the power of whale cards, obviously, but if you can't cap speed with Kitasan + Tosen or Shakur, you fucking suck as a player and would probably fail to cap with Tachyon as well.
>>563431945umasturbate? probably notbe impressed by the load and try to milk me in my sleep for the sake of making some weird ass potion? yeah
>>563432180You have more then enough for a sparkIt depends if you want to go for CB/SMARU/TACHYONbit hard to deduct from here
test
>>563432234Yeah but I'm new and suck at the raids and have a bunch of stuff to watch still. Really I'm just using that as an excuse to not play more MANTBlazer.
>>563426052doto wants trainer to eat her umanko
>>563431945Yes but I'll send it from a different address and keep asking why she's looking at me funny
Gave up early and used all 5 borrows in 20 minutes.I think I'm finally experiencing the dying phase of my time with this game, feels weird.
>>563432348>CBThe hell is that? But I'm planning on two pulling Tachyon, one pulling Maru and doing Ramoru
>>563432359You failed the whore test.
>>563432229imagine babymaking
just take a break from the scenario and only come back for gibs
>>563431945jordan scrolls through 4chan, what are the chances she's seen a bunch of shichi tribs?
>>563432180I have carats, but if I spend them, then I won't have them.
I hope I can finally chill with fanfarming after 1/2 TP eventI wanna play other game too
>>563426732HOW ABOUT SHE BREAKS YOUR FACE?
>>563432253Again you can cap speed, but the difference is in a function. That capped speed is the absolute bare minimum you can do. You want to race as much possible, which means the window for you to make errors and training is very limited and you want to push race bonus as high as it gets.
>>563432457Mr C.B. is only relevant to end closer mainsYou'll have enough carats if you're not planning to pull on other umas during mant
>>563426732Should have put her obliterating a watermelon on the sand. Or maybe that is what Gentil just did.
Odds I do parent runs while watching youtube slopEvens I don't login today0 the anon below me will get erectile dysfunction a few months from now
do umas for double dom need anything other than double dom and high wit
>>563428174because that other anon said they wanted a story where one of ayabe's children was her reincarnated sister
>>563432787
>not planning to pull on other umas during mantthat's literally the worst you can do to your soul, playing the same shitty scenario with the same cards AND the same horses
>>563432832You also want the hesitant X (at least pace and front) skills on them. Marv Sunday wit and power can give both
>>563432693You're falling victim to the obvious concept of gacha, which is that you insist you NEED the best shit which ends with you spending money. F2P have to accept the reality that this game is easy to play for free, but it comes at the compromise of accepting that you will need to be ok with like 90%-99% efficiency depending on the type of run you're doing.
>>563432753I'm gonna pull Rickey, I think I might just borrow that card since I have FM and will pull Tachyon?
>>563432832full set of Hesitant skillsIntense Gaze too but that one is FoV skill
>>563432832Depends if you're going hybrid ace then obviously you want OYL NSM etcIf pure debuffer you should atleast grab hesitant pace and front preferably late and end aswelfrenzied and trick (rear) if you're feeling extra devilish
>>563431883I'm afraid you will need to make your wife a front runner or late surgerPacers are shit this CM
>there are still f2p/low-spend anons that strive to be "competitive" with the whales dropping thousands every bannerwhen will they learn...
>chiyo gets spring spectacle>dia gets right handed demon>both of them can stack it with firm course menace to become insane stat sticks>all worthless because hannukah oguri effortlessly blows them out of the water and it's not even close
>>563432924Ladies and gentleman, my wife
is no one rolling for nishino flower to use her as an ace?
>>563432904
>>563433036I am literally fucking your trainee
>Jump G1 next weekend
>>563432612Guaranteed.
>>563432951>>563432987>>563433008so tldr is just any debuffs i can get my hands on? got it, thanksS. Maru is my best option for this CM so i'm trying to boost her chances as best as possible while having my kamioshi on the team
>>563433036>with the whales dropping thousands every bannerThere's that anon who coulnd't even get s+ (or S I can't remember) with a whale deck
>>563432753this card art just gives me the vibe of a really shitty slot machine's advertisement banner>>563432928100%. you need umas for your soul, don't become a slave where you play and play and play just for the sake of the meta and not because you enjoy the game.
>>563432079>>563432134>>563431937That's why I want to drop yeppers in favor of a better card. Pasa too I guess.>>563431929Isn't two golds + two whites enough>>563433023delete xoguri from the game...
>>563432396But I want to hold, hug and cuddle with Doto instead!
Do we have a single reliable carat calculator???
>>563432904Lovely Kingu kingus
>>563432978Sure if you get light hallo from pulling from tachyon you'll be able to borrow anything anyway in GLIn the end it all depends on your luckbut most likely you'll be fine(unless you need to go for full spark on both nishino anr ricky)
>shichi takes jordan's phone>entire album full of anonymous shichi tribsimagine
>>563432457Those banners are all far apart. As long as you're in a decent club and are keeping up with the game, you can easily afford to do all of that even if you were at 0 crystals right now.
>>563433289just use your brain, anon.
>>563433105Any uma relatives?
is there a button on 4chanx that will take me to all my actual (you)s
>>563432928well maybe tell cyniggers to drop gentildonna earlier
>>563433085>uh yeah this uma's unique is META for this cm!>let's proceed to never use her because... BECAUSE!everysingleone...with a 12-streak!
>>563433289Yes, but sloptuber made ithttps://umacaratcalculator.com/
>>563430647/uma/ and YT are dedicated second monitor material
>>563433105Jump races make me stressed as hell, I hope all horses finish it without any issues
>>563432928MANT has no story for the umas, even the hot spring ticket got removed. I am already playing without a soul regardless of which uma I pick
>>563433425does he actually browse here or was everyone meme'ing in that thread where someone linked his newest video
>>563433314Please do not get me excited thinking about Shich masturbating to me stroking it.
>>563433514I have no idea, all I know is that the calculator is pretty good
>>563433514every sloptuber browses here. i'm not joking.
>>563433503pro tip, you can scroll on the career screen and actually still access past career types. you are going to do hundreds of runs before GL comes if you're active to any real degree, you are completely devoid of a soul if you intend every single one of those to be in MANT.
yay catbox is back
>>563433258you can do that after her umanko gets ate, now get at it
>all of this but no whistles so I'll probably be fucked during climax
carrot
>>563433691>12FPS
>>563433289I just umaplanner but it doesn't take into account gibs and events so you have to fill that in yourself.nigger
>the Naritas peaked with Brian and have been irrelevant after Top Road
>>563433425Isn't that the piece of shit which gives you 20k/mo
>>563433570i'm not even trying to be gay or hornypost when i say this, there is no reason you SHOULDN'T be excited about the thought of your trainee masturbating to you stroke it.
NYAAAAAAA-
I still haven't done the careers for Kitasan, Matikanetannhauser, Seiun Sky, or Digitan since I got them during MANT
>>5634333651. Sire side - Kitasan Black2. 3. Sire side - Duramente, Admire Groove, Air Groove4. 5. 6. Sire side - Hokko Tarumae; Dam side - Symboli Kris S7. Sire side - Manhattan Cafe8. 9. 10. Dam side - Durandal11. Sire side - Eishin Flash; Dam side - Stay Gold12.
>>563433730Doto goofed up. We both fell down, our clothes became undone and then we acidentially had unprotected sex...
STOP BEING HORNY
>>563433801Yes, but it has consistently given me a safe underestimate so far
>>563433872an empty vessel, you are
>>563433956I guess I'll pull for her then...
https://poal.me/kjjgpqhttps://poal.me/kjjgpqhttps://poal.me/kjjgpq
>>563433801it literally accounts for individual events with extreme accuracy. 20k/mo is reality if you're looking at all free carats and realistic about what you can achieve with a decent account. don't forget they drop carats on us like crazy, we got 2 random inbox dumps of 1.5k in the last like week, and golshi week is another 6k later this month, and we have 2 major story events this month, ect ect.
>>56343380120k monthly is the same estimate JP worked with during this period of their server. why would you think 20k is a bad estimate if you have no idea what the actual carat income is? it just feels too much to you based on absolutely nothing?
>>563434054I would vote Taishin if I had her
>>563421338https://youtube.com/shorts/eROu39poHMU?si=TJ0xUWgJgPmBjWsOWhich song is this? Is it even a real theme from the game?
she can't even read. what is she so happy about.
>>563434161she hides a phone full of tribs there
>>563434161That you came by to check on her
>>563434161it's a picture book, retard.
You roll for Nishino Flower for metaI roll for Nishino Flower for filly umankoWe are not the same
>>563434234Cute.
>>563434147its the mant theme slightly sped up and pitch shifted
>>563433801That's because you're supposed to bot while being in a S+ club
>>563434234fuck that's so cute it made me smile. i can't be mean to her. i love my cute stupid gyaru.
>>563433036Whales are tapping into UG/UF territory, which is still manageable as its a LOLRNG game. However the gap is starting widen, when the style specific cards like Mr CB are coming. The thing what I keep noticing by F2Ps is that they don't realize when is the entire run is doomed in junior for them. Then they are throwing a hissy fit for printing out S+ umas. (Just like witjap said lol)That said you don't need to spend like a mofo every banner, but after MLBing Kitasan they should learn their lesson, how much difference it makes. Its an entirely different game when you had to borrow it, and when you have it MLB'd.
>>563434054>WHAAAAAT?>You're telling me that the star of the hit anime miniseries road to top has le zero fans?
>>563434037Make sure you fill in as far in the future as you canA couple cheeky tenners can end up bricking you 9 months down the line
less than 2 hours before the Nishinocalypse
>>563434220>post a trib on umachan>a single (You) that says picrel
>>563434349>>563434292All trainees are happy to see you.
>>563434468If she doesn't come home in 1 ten I'll drop pace chasers and fall into the perma triple front mentality
>>563431850>what is your type? maybe we aligndesu anything is fine but it would be a lot better if you used anything but sloppa, that's just me tho
>>563434054where's Narita Airport
>>563434468I don't run pace tho
>>563433805I would be the one sending her all those vids but anonymously and pretend to not know a thing and I'll know when she's watching them when she can't focus when speaking to me during training.
>>563434413I still don't know what they were trying to do with that, she feels like a side character in her own show, both Ayabe and Opera are more interesting.
>>563434570Not in any version of umamusume that's for sure.
>>563434468global isn't pulling for nishino.they quite literally do not play the game.
>>563433801its more or less accurate gwo, maybe remove 500ish carats from the equation because im not doing the shitty 150 carats weeklies that require me to win sprint races
>>563434532:D
>>563434290better see you running her in cm12 theni am, as a late surger, effectively ultless
>>563429914Yeah, me.
>>563434570Just follow the road to the top, can't miss it.
>>563434161Its a picture book of /uma/ anon cocks
It's been nearly a year now, you need to make a new one.https://tiermaker.com/create/umamusume--pretty-derby-characters-trainees-16267720
Real Jordan hours.
Women don't care about tribs. You're posting fap fuel for fags and trannies.
post something cool
Did (You) listen to it yet?
>>563433937don't worry, she has some plan b pills ready just in case of such an event>is actually a fertility supplement
>>563434552if you're talking about the dia one, that wasn't sloppa. at least exhentai didn't label it as such, but if it was then that's a complete mistake on my end. i'm very anti sloppa so you won't have to worry about that in the future.
>>563434767Post the playlist.
kusoge
The next uma banner I'm pulling for is hers
>>563434881I would take that, if you have a 60er
>>563434745i made one two days ago though
>built a viable S rank pasa forma de warrior for dirt team trials at the very start of MANT's release (despite only having 2 gold skills)>has literally never happened again sincei am so fucking tired of only getting 13,500-score umas, let alone never hitting on any of my aptitude sparks outside of career start
post THAT webm
>>563431805My cock between Maru's tits
Good night friends!!
>>563434595i did ayabe career story a few days ago it was kino
>>563434853imagine the fat shits umas must have when they eat that much
>>563434767release ze umepstein list
>>563435092
>>563434807oh I just checked the artist for myself, yeah it apparently isn't so guess I'm just mindbroken. it has that 'style' you know so I got baited...sowwie
>>563434853i had an ex who destroyed my bathroom like this once
>>563431945Mine would come over and declare that she will help me jack off from now on
>>563435053anon... even my parent runs hit S+ consistently. you need to reexamine how you're playing the scenario. maybe watch some step-by-step sloptuber guides since your decision-making seems off.
>>563435098good night
>>563434884They did her dirty with the size of her head and the body type, but I'm still getting her no matter what
>>563434587navelingus with blushing gold city
>drop phone on laptop by mistake>it's not turning onI think it might be over for me
>>563434765god my puny wife is so cute, funny and cool
>>563435135
>>563435053post deck? I might be able to help
Would Taiki Shuttle let me fuck her?
>>563430647I am busy edging to Chrono Genesis
>>563434668>its more or less accurate gwono it's literally like exactly accurate, it is tallying the exact amount available from events because we know what the events are in advance. you can check the spreadsheet yourself where it lists the amounts it assumes, it's been exactly accurate for the entire existance of Global so far outside of not knowing some global exclusive carat drops were coming (which helps you, never hurts you).>maybe remove 500ish carats from the equationyou literally just give it accurate info about what you expect your outcomes to be for things like CM and Club and TT. If you want to be conservative, then mark yourself as getting 3rd in A if you're sure you'll get into A but not sure how well you will perform within it. it's impossible for it to overestimate unless you give it wrong info or you don't earn all the available stuff. it doesn't even account for minor carat sources like rarely getting some from race rewards, because that's rng so it's better to assume 0.
>>563434054taishin ichiban
>>563435332Pray to Shiraoki to revive it so you can do your MANT runs
>>563434884she's so hot, I wish I could afford to pull her
>>563434748when the hell does she do this in game? how did she know I like docking?
>>563426529>190/130How are you still alive, Jesus Christ...
>>563435332danchud, kick this anon in 4 days.
>>563432440I'm in the same position, but I don't have anywhere to call my home if I quit nowIf I'm bored, all I can do is twiddle my thumbs
>>563435484It is a very good toolYou should make more umashorts if you want more people to watch your content
>>563435332which oneor both
>>563434054>NTR last placeMan, avatarfag really ruined her.
>>563435665umashorts feel soulless, I thrive in numbers
>>563434767>>563434868>>563435139
>>563433691>tranny songYou disgust me
Henchforth, I am shilling Satono Crown every day and there is nothing you can do about it.
>>563426475I have mixed feelings about Orfevre because she got amazing voice but her design kinda retarded and her personality off-putting since she's being portrayed as possessive autist.
>>563435789>>563435816fucking WHO!?
>>563435816Kitasan's armpits taste better
>>563435816she's really pretty please keep doing itwhen does she release?
>>563434054>Still small as always, Narita. Eat more damn meat, Narita.>Shut up, Narita! It's you who needs to eat your vegetables, Narita!
>>563435884>>563435789but why do they go back to it?Also I just realized Stego is probably aware of this too.
>>563435816>single-side ponytail
>>563436047
>>563434526>umachanWhat exactly do they talk about on there?
>>563435816Release the files
>>563434305Thank you
>>563435601wallahi
>>563434767Too much japanese stuff for my taste...
>>563435939
>>563436156they are racers, so it's probably something racist
>>563434468Nishino Flower in the first 10 pulls with this 7
>>563436156Pretend to be anonymous while shit talking their rivals
>>563435816
>>563434745ok
why are sweepy fans like this
>>563436357
>>563436357Holy shit
>>563436357checked for great luck
>>563435667Just the laptop, I think I'll just upgrade my dying desktop instead of just replacing it. I now have to recover all the stuff I have on it and have to do video calls for work through my phone.>>563435530Danchou>>563435643can suck my fucking balls!
>>563436207Opposite here, too much english. Only like pop or metal
>>563436128i do this
>>563436357impressive
>why are ledditors trans
>>563436357your luck will be so good, that you'll get TWO rainbow gates in your first 10 pull according to this 7!
>>563436357Don't forget to post results
>>563436156according to the Jordan and Shichi event, they talk about how hot Shichi is
>>563436507i spray 70% alcohol if it reeks
>>563434054I would have voted Brian but after jobbing for an entire straight week I can no longer say I am a fan.
next thread will be sexier
>>563436219man...that unironically made me sad
>>563436357It'll be 6 pulls for the joke
making no reason take umaternal leave from tracen
So, I borrow Fuku Speed SSR constantly... is the card really only so good because of MANT? Like, nobody uses it after this scenario because winning lots of early races consistently stops being so important, right? I don't know if I should try to pull for the card, I don't have any copies of it and while I could probably MLB it that makes it really hard to pulls umas for a long while...
>>563434584In the future there will only be pace. And one end.
>>563435816I'll (occasionally) join you
>>563435450i think my issue might be a lack of variety in parents, i pretty much consistently use this grass wonder i built out with 9 star stam and some decent aptitude sparks whenever i'm training a medium or long
>>563435627That post was an hour and a half ago, he's not anymore.
Is medium S worth 200 less power?
>>563436780Yes fuku is essentially the pal of this scenarioNext scenario you're going to borrow light hello
soon...
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>563436780You could theoretically use it Grand LiveYou do have to race a lot then, but it is significantly less consistent than your other options at that pointIt really should have been advertised as a scenario tax card
>>563436638Straight into your armpit?!Why not take a bath at that point
>>563436915yes, by a lot
>>563436915nyes
found this in a test room, can someone explain how the fuck you get this result with these cards
>>563436780If you don't have her now it is not worth pulling on the rerun. She's usable in the next scenario but there are better picks.
>>563436915left is better regardless.
>>563436915>Radiant Star
Fuku/NTR are the reason I’m nervous about skipping Ancestors and Guides
>>563437142biggest retard ITT
>>563436962bath doesn't kill the bacteria that live thereit's reasonable to disinfect yourself and it gives you some time until new smelly flora does a bakushin gif to your pits
>>563437008Alright i'll helpkitasan and NTR both have bonus power on training so you get high power from pressing speedfineMo and Marv are the best wit cards so thats a no brainerinstead of pressing rest he pressed recreate and got stamina out of it from the pal cardpasa is there for killer troons
>>563436915Left has better overall skills anyways.>BOFA Anon stam threshold is like 750 what are you doing?
>>563437153
no groundwork or ddpp
>>563437056>She's usable in the next scenario but there are better picks.I was already planning on Tachyon and Light Hello, what are the other better picks next scenario?
>>563436951unlocking her guarantees your next three rainbow pulls will also be her
>>563437008>the two best speed cards>the best flex card for score>the best wit card>a top tier power card, best for this CM>five SS-rank in legacy>still only UGthis isn't even that high of a roll.
>>563435249>it has that 'style' you know so I got baited...sowwieno worries. i used to think like that but it's harmful to automatically assume just because the style is similar since slop uses real artists to train. end of the day i hope you catch and enjoy the next one.>>563437318she better not. i'll put her on the screen next.
>>563437142Help a retard out whats wrong with it
>>563437256explode regardless
>>563437281KitasanYou won’t need a third speed card
>>563437008ntr and kita both have power training bonusdouble wit rainbows while having megaphones to boost thembonding lines up on speed/wit so you have level 3 or 4 facilities late in the careerriko lining up where needed
>>563437227People said that about the previous medium CM and yet I was consistently seeing my umas gas out right before the finish line. Unless we're running miles I'm getting some kind of recovery.
>>563437378Nothing, It's just the skill you grab to cope if you couldnt get anything else
>>563437378there's nothing wrong, it's generally the safest 'gamble' skill ever. if you don't need the accel you get velocity, and if you don't need the velocity you get accel. and it's a smoll heal on top of it
>best ace i could makeyeah i don't think i got this.
>>563437510Funny you post Gaslight Dancer when you're the one being gaslighted
>>563437585>Restless at 770 stamBruh
>>563437378radiant is good skill but it's just very expensive. it becomes less valuable when stamina requirements are trivial (thus rendering a third of the skill useless). the retard anon that thinks it's outright bad doesn't understand that it's only a brick of a skill on a singular uma.
>>563437670didn't have a lot of other skills to buy over it
>>563437238
>>563437447I don't think of Fuku as a speed card in the first place but more of a generalist. She boosts all stats a sizable amount and has Pal abilities like energy reduction and failure protection for all trainings. Getting to Rainbow on Speed is just an additional bonus she happens to have. If you're training for like a shorter Medium race or something, she can give you enough Stam and Guts to do fine as a 3rd speed card that helps you cap speed sooner and focus on other stats as needed.
>>563437376yesss
>>563437510Literally check umalator right now, I doubt you die more than 5% of the time even with 700 stamina.You don't even have the NTR gold for extra speed.
Am I retarded?
I need an umawife
>>563437585post deck
>>563437785Yes
>>563435249>>563434807What Dia pic are you talking about?
Thanks for the input. I'm glad that one was better because she has the Empress title. Now to go back to fishing for a better Rudolf.
>>563437785maybe
>>563437585you can't just rely on your unique for your mid-game. most competitive fronts will be running at least one of killer tunes or escape artist.
>>563437785no
>>563435484>you can check the spreadsheet yourselfok, someone link it then, I want to see the shit we get from future events either way. it would be nice to know when I will have enough rainbow crystals for my finemo to MLB
>>563437785Can you repeat the question?
>>56343782711* stam 3*spd 3*pow>>563437956i've got LB3 Pasa. is it worth sliding it in my deck?
>>563437975See>>563433425
>>563437785Reply hazy, try again
>>563437887>870 stamina>bofa>standard distance>on a late>for a 2000manon, what in the world are you doing?
why is it so easy to job on nhk mile
>>563437785If you are, can I have sex with you?
>>563437872this but she has her tits out. artist is dush2022
I am going to fuck your umawife unless you give me a (You).
>>563437785You're not boss for me now and you're not so big
>>563436835
>>5634381707 and the reverse happens
>>563437785>t. picrel
>>563438340>>563438340>>563438340>>563438340
got my new borrow, time to rape
>>563438170(You) can(not)
>>563438170good luck finding her
>>563438254>my trainee when i rip the demon realm open with my ass but i pay for all her expenses
>>563438002if you're serious about building fronts then you need to give up on perma-borrowing falco. you should have your own triple-GW legacy by now.
>>563438002Bring a third wit card, trust you're gonna hit your GW sparks and stop borrowing Falcon. If you don't want to do that, don't bother training Fronts
>>563438105 I'm ensuring I can live to the end of the race! I HATE mediums! Some fuck always brings 2 natures and I get sent to the shadow realm. Stam thresholds are never correct! I gaurantee on day 1 there'll be a gorillian posts going>UGHHHH I didn't bring enough StAmInA!!!111!! Now I have to remake!1!111!!!!I'm NOT making an emergency ace! This mode SUCKS!
>>563438170nooo don't ntr me haha... i'm certainly not into that right?..
Having dodging danger and prudent gives such a big lead in the beginning
>>563438002my honest umadvice from my own runs is running spd/pow/wit just spreads my training too thin and leaves me middling in everythingif you really need groundwork from a card borrow guts bakushin who is a TE menace and not actually a guts card (or use her if you have her, she does her job at 0lb) and replace nishino with a third wit card
>>563435454are you a member of the nishino family?
>>563438035I'm missing the tab with the spreadsheet for event carats I think.
>>563438629This reminds me of that cursed bloodline pic from School Days. Taiki mating with 4 Nishinos.
>563438170please do
>>563429914>surprised to find black weebs in a sports game fandom
