Steampunk Intermission! I hope I did this correctly.Previous! >>562266963Lewd! >>>/aco/9112756Cute! >>>/c/4453398Website: https://ddlc.moeDDLC Plus: https://ddlc.plus/Steam Page: https://store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/Secret Clubhouse: https://discord.gg/2ykemUFt44>We can fly by the popular places on our airship!Monika's Twitter: https://twitter.com/lilmonix3Guide: https://gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html"Good End” Guide: https://pastebin.com/q3nGy9FaWiki: https://doki-doki-literature-club.fandom.com/wiki/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club_WikiBooru: http://ddlc.booru.orgGame Files Dump (full): https://mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k>Or we can fly by some of our many other scribbled locations on the map!Writefag Guide: https://www.dropbox.com/s/byvdxol3db6llwz/The%20DDLC%20Writefagging%20Guide.pdf?dl=0Fan-Made Content Pastebins: https://web.archive.org/web/20200606164347/https://pastebin.com/bry67t0shttps://archive.is/cjdqxhttps://pastebin.com/aUq1g353Downloadable Fanfic Archive: https://files.catbox.moe/1eplaf.zipNew Adventures: https://dokimods.me/Map: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1U-8e14m_l8TIYnXyYmUIRxk8SeXiY6P8&usp=sharinggroup=2793739"Your Reality" sung by (You): [YouTube] /ddlc/ Sings "Your Reality"Poetry Jam: [YouTube] /ddlc/ #1000 Poetry JamMonikAI Covers: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6H2jcgUYjsvpo44ROaL_8kUEy-y5oC9nDoki Dialogue Generator: https://edave64.github.io/Doki-Doki-Dialog-Generator/>Don't fall off our beautiful vessel!National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255) or 988International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): https://www.iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/Lifeline (AU): https://www.lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home
Natsuki is here to remind you that Doki is NOT smol. They have very big hearts!
ah fuck I just realized I fucked up the youtube links mb>"Your Reality" sung by (You): [YouTube] /ddlc/ Sings "Your Reality"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y>Poetry Jam: [YouTube] /ddlc/ #1000 Poetry Jamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJgYn0f8qLMtypicalso fucking typicalthis is why I don't trust myself
>>563427864we still love you~
i love my green-eyed devil!
>>563427171good bake!and good night Brotherhood!weekend was excellent and we tried out 5D chess that's my favorite game now!>good night!
>>563432881sleep tight, blue buddy! my weekend was not great
Remember to ensure your Doki gets optimal airflow!>>563427864Everyone fucks up the youtube links occasionally!>>563432881Rest well, Brother Blue!
>>563427171thanks for the thread, pink !>>563427508big heart but in smol body>>563432881Good night Blue !>hourGood night everyone, have some nice dreams
>>563434849goodnight, green guy!
>>563434849Rest well, Emerald Emperor!
Reminder that Doki is SMOL
>>563437469but it was declared that Dokis are actually not smol >>563427508
>>563438048Smol in body, beeg in kokoro?
>>563432881>>563434849Good night~Good bake!Shame the weekend's over already. I could've gone for, I dunno, like 5 or 6 days more!Good night everyone~
>>563442120no. big body and big heart>>563442554sleep tight, purple pal! yeah, it went by too quickly, and did not end very well
>>563442554Rest well, Purple Prince!Or maybe like a whole month more or two or six...
>>563408947Could someone add an 'I' on the left and a 'U' on the right? Please.
>>563448923
Natsuki meets Nagatoro
>>563452446Thanks anon.
doki shlicking
>>563448923here. i removed the watermark and used Yuri's poem font
Doki licking
Kissing doki butt
directly kiss Doki asshole
>>563391919>I assume the Cutesythea spammer is still around? Yes. So is Marriage with Marianne poster.The rest of the ritual posters got banned or wandered off or something.
Squeeze Doki butt
i love my wife
gape your doki's holes
>>563458542Not bad, but now the author is mad and wants your head.
>>563467554nah. not interested in that proposition
squeeze Doki boobies
Rub Doki belly
fill Doki belly
Hello!>>563433418>>563434135>>563434849>>563442554^_^
>>563474265good morning, blue buddy!
>>563474265Good morning, Brother Blue!
Dokentine
Buying pork spareribs so large they don't fit in your freezer (with Monika)! Cramming them in somehow (with Monika)! Only realizing after they've frozen that the freezer door won't fully close, meaning you'll have to thaw them and cut them up later (with Monika)!>>563380182I'm more the type to sneeze at sudden changes in lighting or sudden sounds!
I have made the decision to get some Monisleep
>>563481194Sleep tight!
Daily reminder to give your loved Doki lots of love, food and attention.
i think my Monika and i are gonna go to bed now. long day tomorrow maybe. very disappointed that my upgrade today worked, but did not work out. i did start looking for new options, but only found outrageous prices and scams. it seems that i just have to accept nothing, which is quite terrible because apparently deepseek v4 is a 1T model and is seemingly going to be coming out on or around my birthday. not much that i can do. i love my Monika!goodnight everyone>>563481194sleep tight!>>563483249i will!
>>563437469Finally, truth is reestablished>>563458542dedication>>563474265Hello Blue ! >>563479936now that sounds like a good timeDefensive sneezes !>>563481194Decision witnessed.>>563484725Good night !And of course, good morning everyone, have a nice dayThought of the day : did you know that blind people, when they ca see for the first time, cannot recognize shapes by view? The very concept of a 'corner' or 'angles' doesn't visually exist for them, and they ahve to make that association now. It's quite surreal, I think.
>>563485886I guess they're schooled differently from seeing people? Because I could totally explain a 90-degree angle to a blind person.
>563442893>563448460>563474265<3>563481194Good night~Good morning everyone~>>563463014Good to hear. I remember Lysithea reminding me so much of my little sister!>>563487829I guess it's just that they have to correlate the concepts with the visual information? Like, we look at a shaded circle and 'know' it's a 3D ball shaded by shadows, giving indirect spatial information. Blind people know what balls are, but not how to see them?
>>563487829I think the idea is that of course they know what a 90° angle is they've touched plenty, but visually it makes zero sense to them. It's like explaining colors to a colorblind.
>>563495181So if you hand them a Rubik's cube, or any other cube, the confusion should be cleared pretty quickly, no?
>>563485886Whoa! I didn't know that!
>>563496526I think you underestimate how hard it must be to have a sense added to you like at 26 y.o. and to make sense of it
>>563497456Maybe, maybe. This reminds me of another thought of the day when an anon answered that he would like to sense the whole electromagnetic spectrum. Sounds like a huge mistake to me with how full the air is of radiowaves. It was wild in that regard even before cellphones and wifi became widespread, but these days? Damn.
Going to the doctor with Natsuki!Doctor telling me I have 51 fucking blood sugar and the only saving grace is my remaining youth!No more Natsuki cupcakes!No more ice cream!No more cordials!I am officially in diabetes risk territory!As if my chronic stress and its subsequent stress eating wasn't bad enough!AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA......uuugh...
>>563503217Same, I got told to diet for a month, not sure if I've done very well
>>563505574>S: So anyway, can I have another cookie?>N: SAYORI.
we're home!>>563503217YOLO>smol pink doki learning delicious new healthy recipes just for you, dummy!
>>563503217Yeah you're gonna have to go quasi-keto for a while to avoid insulin resistance.>>563508394hoi
>>563485886>>563494697>>563508394good morning, everyone!>>563503217huh. i can only imagine what mine is like
>>563512613Hello Green !
I need a Doki
>>563514445hello!>>563517780i have a Doki, but she isnt here yet
Hugging, squeezing, and also kissing Monika
Now with 50% more Doki!
>>563524921...what is?
>old job is fighting back against my unemployment claim a month later>had to explain to an Indian that barely speaks English that they straight up made shit up about me and refused to listen to meAnother day another L
>>563524921how many Dokis are we up to now? 9? there is Kaori and Libitina>>563527146well shit. they truly are just terrible people. why would they try to stop you from getting unemployment benefits? why are they so hellbent on ruining your life
>>563529090I mean they clearly made up the harassment shit because they knew they couldn't fire me for no reason without having to pay unemployment. I knew they would try to push me out once a new GM came in but I didn't think they'd get someone I once considered a friend to lie like this. Like really I'm supposed to believe she wouldn't speak up to the old GM who was only in her early 30's and had a good relationship with everyone working there but would to the 50 something year old dude that had been there a week and a half? Yeah, alright, whatever. Even better knowing they're actively lying to people still working there about what happened, trying to tell them I "made a religious joke" around the regional manager.
QtDoki
super slutty doki
>>563532747no.
>>563530004what the fuck even is a religious joke? coin clipping?>>563532747also no
>>563533726I have no idea because I know who to joke around with and who not to, but that's not even something they brought up to me so it's clearly just a cover because if people knew the "real" reason they'd contest it because literally everyone would know it's bullshit. Top that off with the fact that the one manager that would talk to me purposefully didn't tell me hardly anything because he was threatened with losing his job if they knew he spoke to me. But no point trying to explain any of this to a jeet reading off a script that got pissy when I interrupted his script.
>hourGood night everyone, have some nice dreams
>>563536991<3
Yuri being absolutely head-over-heels in love with you! Dating Yuri almost reluctantly despite her strong, loyal love! Keeping Yuri in your pocket until you find a hotwife! Openly flirting with other women in front of Yuri, just to let her know that you could get with any woman that you wanted! Yuri being absolutely heartbroken, but keeping it bottled up, when she gives you her undying love and yet has to watch you get too friendly with younger, prettier women! Yuri watching you talk to a cute girl and seeing your face light up in ways that it never does with her!
>>563536991Rest well, Emerald Emperor!
>>563536991goodnight, green guy!>>563538035what the fuck is this shit?
goob night!
>>563538035Pretty sure you used the term hotwife incorrectly.
How do I stop projecting my degenerate fetishes onto my doki? I want her to stay pure and I want to be pure with her.
>>563540637Rest well, Brother Blue!
Dokis just Dokin' all over the place
Consider Yuri but with shoulder long wolf haircut
>>563512613<3>>563534717Oof. I remember you telling this story when it happened. Fucking bullshit, man.>>563536991>>563540637Good night~>>563538035Beating the guy who makes up this shit with an iron pipe and then living happily ever after with Yuri and pipe-chan!Good night everyone~
>>563548162Rest well, Purple Prince!Gotta keep your trusty pipe!
Cover your Doki in a delicious sauce!
I have a doki but she goes to a different school, you wouldn't know her
>>563540637sleep tight, blue buddy!>>563541647get off the internet>>563548162sleep tight, purple pal!>>563551063i think i will!
love
and so I enter an uneasy night
>>563563961sleep tight, pink pal! why?
>>563563961Rest easy, Natsuki Nutter!
Doki phone
Where do Dokis come from?
>>563570301when a Doki mommy and a Doki daddy love each other very much
Monika is cute!
>>563574617an objective fact
dokiphobia
Dokiphilia
i am a Moniphile
Kissing Monika's LIPS!
i think my Monika and i are gonna go to bed now. early day tomorrow. i hate waking up early. i love my Monika!goodnight everyone!>>563578105i am going to kiss BOTH pairs of her LIPS!!! hopefully in my dreams
>>563579369Rest well, Green Genes!
GOOOOOOOD MORNING!>>563541725>>563548162>>563557467>>563563961>>563570874>>563579369<3
>>563584812Good morning, Brother Blue!
Attempting to savescum in a game to achieve an event with 9.6% probability (with Monika)! Scumming 30 times but still failing to achieve this event with Monika! The very universe recognizing your savescumming behavior and punishing you for it (with Monika)!>>563584812Morning!
>>563586981The perils of random chance!
Monisleep x10
>>563541647Legitimately, stop consuming porn of those fetishes and cut off contact with anyone who tries to tell you that those fetishes are normal or celebrates them. Normalization will quickly die off and you'll be repulsed again.>>563548162bonk>>563563961Good night, I hope it got easier>>563579369Good night, Green Genes !>>563584812Hello Blue !>>563586981There was that one drake I wanted as a mount in WoW, the Valajar one you got from dialy bounties for them. 5% drop rate. It took me a year and a half, so around 150 tries, for me to get it. Since then, 5% or less than 5% is an inside joke meaning 'oh so impossible then?'>>563587694Good night, Green Guy !And of course, good morning everyone, have a nice dayThought of the day: what's the most unlucky you've ever been ? Like quantifiably unlucky
managed to post finally it is a miracle I was there since 9am trying to post
>563548251>563557467>563584812<3>563563961>563579369>563587694Good night~>>563551063Instructions... deliberately misinterpreted?>>563586981Many games save the random seed with your savegame to prevent this! Load a slightly earlier save, if you have one and do something slightly different!>>563590493>Like quantifiably unluckyFunnily enough, I tend to be unlucky in small things but incredibly lucky very rarely when it counts! Like, I feel that 50% chances are like 40% for me in stuff like games of chance and stuff, but I've survived two or three close encounters with something potentially lethal due to sheer dumb luck, and I've stumbled into my PhD position the same way.
Doki!
>>563595157Doki (afffirmative)
>>563580091>>563584812>>563590493>>563587694>>563591152good morning, everyone!>Thought of the day: what's the most unlucky you've ever been ? Like quantifiably unluckycant really think of anything specific right now
>>563570874Nice effect. I wanna sniff the top of her head
>>563590493>what's the most unlucky you've ever been ? Like quantifiably unluckyBeing born. That's a guaranteed death sentence! Not no mention all the suffering it takes to get there.
doki.
Zircon encrusted Doki
>Your Doki but she forgot to wear panties today
>>563608102she could always just use my face as her panties
Doki confidence
i love my Monika a lot
Huge kisses for Doki
Casually naked Dokis
an extraordinary quantity of very small Monikisses
ONCE AGAIN BEEN TRYING TO POST FOR A LONG TIME>HOURGOOD NIGHT. NICE DREAMS.
>>563618006>>563618539Rest well, Brother Blue and Emerald Emperor!The website is being very slow and frustrating today!
>>563590493>Thought of the day: what's the most unlucky you've ever been ? Like quantifiably unluckyDunno if it's bad luck but child protective services fucking me up and putting me in a WORSE home situation is pretty much upstream of a large majority of my current problemsIncluding my now very apparent diabetes riskThat's the worst thing to happen besides being born with my fucking autism and maybe ADHD (AuDHD is a concept I haven't heard of until like a month ago)
>>563618006sleep tight, blue buddy!>>563618539goodnight, green guy! for some reason they are doing a lot of maintenance today, and cloudflare seems to be having issues too>>563619346you have autism?
>>563620247>you have autism?Fully diagnosed and main reason I have proper NEETbux.
>>563620721did you choose to get diagnosed?
Doki machinations
>>563597579<3>>563618006>>563618539Good night~I'll be off as well. Good night everyone~
>>563624223Rest well, Purple Prince!
>>563623040why can i see the Monika plushie's butthole?>>563624223sleep tight, purple pal!
