Previous Thread: >>563404821>Guides, Resources and useful links:https://rentry.org/bagguides>/bag/Circles/Clubs/Friends:https://rentry.org/holdingthebag>4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shortshttps://rentry.org/bacontent>>(JP) – JST>Banners:>4/1 After Maint – 4/15 10:59Akane (School)Seia (Limited)Asuna (School – Limited)Karin (School – Welfare)Toki (Bunny)>News:Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/645>Events:Code: BOX - The Shadow Approaching Millennium – 4/1 After Maint – 4/15 10:59Balancing Schale's Books with the General Student Council – 4/15 11:00 – 4/21 10:59>Content:Grand Assault: Perorodzilla (Field – Torment w/Heavy & Special Armor) – 4/8 11:00 – 4/15 3:59Limit Break Assault: Tiphareth (Indoor – w/Elastic Armor) – 3/19 11:00 – 4/21 3:592x Hard – 4/8 4:00 – 4/15 3:592x Commissions/Bounty – 4/15 4:00 – 4/21 3:59>>(GLOBAL) – UTC>Banners:>4/7 After Maint – 4/21 1:59TakaneYakumoMeru, MomijiMinoriShigure (Hot Spring)Serika (Swimsuit)>News:Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3415801>Events:Winter Sky's Renaissance: Thesis on Cultural Exchange – 4/7 After Maint – 4/21 1:59My Office: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/user/myoffice>Content:Total Assault: Kurokage (Urban) – 4/7 After Maint – 4/13 18:59Joint Firing Drill (Breakthrough) – 4/14 2:00 – 4/20 18:59Limit Break Assault: Chokmah (Field – w/Heavy Armor) – 4/8 2:00 – 4/27 18:592x Bounty – 4/6 19:00 – 4/13 18:592x Account EXP – 4/10 19:00 – 4/12 18:592x Normal/Hard – 4/13 19:00 – 4/20 18:592x Account EXP – 4/17 19:00 – 4/19 18:592x Lesson/Scrimmage – 4/20 19:00 – 4/27 18:592x Bounty – 4/27 19:00 – 5/4 18:59
>>563432068'wampert
Finally an OP that made me laugh.
Yuuka lost.
coom in Nozoom.
I was baking a Seia bread...
What's it gonna be tonight? Momotalks, revenue charts, cuckposting? Place your bets
Miyako Status?
WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO MAKE THE SAVE BUTTON ACTUALLY SAVE IM SO TIRED OF THIS
>>563432206it's noa's birthday you!!!
>>563432183Why? Ho-oh and Lugia are still cool
>>563432269not pregnant yet, but we'll get therelet's see if this so called "endless stamina of teen girls" is all it's chalked up to be
>>563432228The baboon is already cycling through baits. And it seems that is going to be cuckposting for this thread
My canon wife Fuuka...
>tfw there are fags like this in this thread right now
>Pokeslop
>>563432269105/120 till UE40. Then I'm taking a break, I gotta start hoarding some coins for fes
pubes
Should I redeem Ako from the archive banner? (I had already decided I'll do it but I need a gookako pic to tell me yes)
sxe bare oppai and mancohttps://files.catbox.moe/sbd05n.jpg
>>563432263>iroha releaseSoon
>>563432263>pajama birthday momoi>midori gdd great
>>563432397>glovesFor what purpose?
>4500 Torment clears in NA
>enemy team does a gazillion damage while my team does paltry damage>win anyway>other team's Hanako gets taken out early, my own decimates the enemy team almost singlehandedlyI have no idea what this season is about
>>563432380Yeah, it's funny because I forgot about the muh broken hards schizo and he's in this thread too
>>563432397>Eau de Toilette
Jumby my beloved...
Hi bag, do you have time to talk about momotalk?
>>563432290Schizo
>>563432403>couldn't help but read the "こっちだよ" in Hoshino's voicedamn
>>563432263>win ibuki>sexy seia>long noa sex>making ass student>fubuki events>nagusa doujins>love gook yes>lolis wakamo>schizo twins>gogurt doujin
Akane Love!Before I was a mercenary, I was a thief! And I learned that there are times when the best you can hope for is to get away with your life! GET READY TO MARCH
>>563432290I think they broke it on NA too lately
>>563432706ojification has startedplease do not resist
>>563432263>Trust KarinOk
>>563432290Luminary
>>563432556torment clears are already in gold on EU
>>563432068holy SEX!!...and Noa
>>563432263>akane doujins
Actually, why can't there be male students?It would be pretty cool, like in Lycoris Recoil
>>563432950B-bro?
>>563432695alt shupo threesome
I think a magical girl collab would be nice
>>563432228the yuuka cuck poster is out on full force today so who knows
>>563432950It was just the sex though the sex though
>>563432617nigras really be dabbing toilet water on themselves and don't see any issue, in fact they pay big money for it
Pathetic
>>563432491To hide his brownness, obviously
~750 ranks on EU should be safe, right? Surely there won't be 1300 chinks clearing high score Tor last day?
Yuzu?!
>>563433268
>>563433132Why not just pose the bottle with the plushy? Why even care what someone thinks about your hand as long as the nails aren't dirty?
>>563432872I knew there was no point in tryingComfy INS gold master race
>>563433108the "toilette" here doesn't mean toilet, it means "grooming" (as in cleaning yourself/taking care of yourself, not the thing discord trannies do)
>>563433283Shun??? We're at this point already?
/bag/, what did you guys have for lunch today?
>>563433397>frenchies clean themselves with toilet water
>finished round 9>nothing else to spend AP on until tomorrownow what
>>563433460I just had breakfast at 3pm
>>563433460Extra spicy buldak
After 6 months, I have finally redeemed Hibiki from 0* to UE40. The statistics? Rigged when 1x, 2x and 3x are on.
>>563433358>Why even care what someone thinks about your hand as long as the nails aren't dirty?Probably like 80% of internet traffic comes from brown shithole countries but people will mock you if you're brown. That's just how it is
>>563433492bro...
say it
>>563433358I think it’s just to not get fingerprints on it lmao
>>563433509Save it obviously
>>563433397>the "toilette" here doesn't mean toiletthat's the joke you idiot omelette
>>563433460greek yogurt and a nana
I like when Nagusa is crying
>>563433578Someone has to sue those gooks with their bullshit rates.
>>563433712>you idiot omelettegordon_ramsay_idiot_sandwich.jpg
Update from the dumbest Kurokage TOR clear from yesterday: might happen for real next.It's quite disappointing to be honest, the solution for phase 2 was focusing on S.Hanako, in the end she has even damage with Yukari, so the end result is more of a scuffed 3 team clear with an absurd cleanup team than the Hyakkaryouran supremacy i set out to achieve.Also, leveling my equips from 9 to 10 destroyed the run consistency, i'd understand if it was a drastic change but that was 2% ATK.Well then, it's gonna be gold, but i'm off to claim my first torment clear.
>>563432068is this real
>taking notes of which card is where to maximize efficiency>"oh I hit a pair while finding out their positions, I can save a turn">misread my own notes and end up doing 12 pulls anyway
>>563433578I genuinely feel like Hibiki’s node has a lower rate than others
>>563433795The most bullshit rate are commissions. There is no way it's 35%
>>563433578I don't think I get it. Is the drop rate lower when 2x/3x is up?
Is there a list that shows when particular story chapters were released? I'm curious about the timeline as a newbab
>>563433772BWEEEEEEEEH
>>563433584People have to stop being self conscious. I remember on /v/ there was a black anon who would post his hand with his games and would piss off the anons just by existing.
>>563433487
>>563432884
Karin's thick thighs
I like it when Nagusa
>>563433836You can do 1 clear with a plat team and a clear with the gold team.
>>563433795go play LostArk or TFD (though they nerfed it) and you'd finally understand what actual Korean RNG feels like
>>563431906Some students don't have furniture and the ones that do only go so far.I've had Himari's vending machine in there for years now and she's still only 29, bHosh is already 35 from the shooting range being in there on and off.
>>563433896Sadly BA community doesn't seem to have autistic whales and statistic fags that track those things among multiple accounts.
Will Wakaboat Torment p1 be possible without a healer if I use Eimi and Hifumi? Was thinking of Eimi/Hifumi/Mika/Fubuki and whatever on the back, probably Himari/nyFuuka. I feel that it'll require a lot of Eimi investment but I've never used her before.
>>563433882Goldfish sensei
>>563433835yeah, that was the second joke, good job explaining it Pierre, you clown
>>563434028there's something off with that Karin...
>>563434046I thought the same thing when I first saw Satsuki and I felt betrayed
>>563434094that's the completely standard team
>top INS is 4470 on the last dayWill it happen?
>>563433897Droprates are 40%. I averaged 38.9% and 36.8% for 2x and 3x respectively (n = number of attempts).
>>563433906https://bluearchive.wikiru.jp/?%E3%82%B9%E3%83%88%E3%83%BC%E3%83%AA%E3%83%BCThis has all the dates just translate the page if you get lost.
>>563433897It's lower than the stated rate even at x1 and even lower when it's x2/x3.
>>563434148She is 172cm so fairly tall
>>563434121I don't care what you think, Noisy-moi.
>>563434094Yes, it will be possible. No, she doesn't need much.
>>563434165Ok good to know that I'm not stupid then. I just need to know how often Wakamo will use her EX to keep the CC calculation in mind, and Eimi's survivability. Last time I did insane so the battle ended in a flash.
>>563434094for me it's gonna be Fubuki/Momoi/Midori/whatever tank I can find (my only leveled tank with red armor is Aoba). maybe I'll level Eimi if really needed
Is there a game like BA but with male characters?
>>563433578>rigged>all 3 are closeMmmmmmm
its a big rock
>>563434192>Vol 1 Chapter 2>Implementation date 03/11/2012Naruhodo...
you knownow that I'm not in danger I can laugh about the TOR to gold situation once again
>>563434345Congrats on the extreme clear
>>563434181>>563434221I was pretty bad with statistics at uni but wouldn't this be a sample size issue? But maybe it really is lower than 40% since there is no bias towards higher drop rate
>>563434395For you
>>5634343962021 but close enough Chise
>>563434445that's for torment
>>563433509hoard for 2x normals
>>563434347>A female teacher having sex with her male students all of which are armed.That's just everyday life in the US
>>563434347Love in Deepspace
I can't stand this fucking raid, nothing ever goes according to plan, Hare constantly gets the confusion despite UE40 Reisa heal almost all the time, I crit too little for groggy, I crit too much for groggy, the rotation fucking sucks, even with everything done right I'm left at 10M, have to rotate back to Hanako and get screwed by some dumb shit in the process because Phase 2 was overcorrected to be literal hellI'm so fucking done, if my shitty 1T Torment ends in gold then so fucking be it
>>563434529Why are their chins recessed like this?
>>563434271When you say she doesn't need much, are you talking about her stars or equips? Mine is currently all lv 1 skills with all lv 1 equips.
>>563434524It is not. Wakamo shoots two closest targets with most attacks.
>>563434603mc is female...
>>5634346693* 1441 691
>>563434345Dead within the first minute.
>>563434559>wasting an entire day of regen and cafe
>>563434678>>563434741oh well, I could replace Momoi with Hifumi I guess if I had her leveled at least
>>563434743You wouldn't waste cafe at all.
>Every Hard mode sweep I have done is saved EXCEPT for the one I do every day>Nothing saves it after the updateHuh?
>>563434657Insufficient mewing
>>563434732Alright thanks. I assume it'll be a good idea to raise Hifumi's EX as well? Fubuki's NS is currently at 7.
>>563434743You can hoard 759 AP in the mail only losing like 2 AP of regen
I don't wanna do torment bwos...
>>563434771You can use Momoi and Midori in the second phase. They are unironically good there. Not good for speedrunning but good mechanically at least.
>>563434461Well, the p value isn't 0.05, so my results aren't significant and I am just slightly unlucky, but I choose to believe otherwise as it doesn't fit my narrative and makes me happier.
>>563434640post team negroidalso Hare is prone to being the weakest link due to having the least HP out of most everyone, I just said fuck it and UE30'd her since resetting because of it was getting annoying
>>563432290>>563434776>t.
>>563434776You rike?
>>563434818No, Hifumi's ex is useless unless you are trying to do it as fast as possible
>>563433989I need her...
>>563434839Do Lunatic instead.
>>563434640Drop your first mReisa near Hare so she repositions away from Hanako
>no kisakiyep insane it is
can't clear lunatic im bricked no Kikyou no Kasumi
>>563434640Have you considered just not using Hare bro???
How do you pronounce Suou?
>>563434882I'm just confused as to why my other ones are still saved.I'm guessing it's because I haven't actually swept those and they'll break if used?I expected this since jp fags had been complaining about it for ages.
>>563435000borrow her then or use sSeia?
>>563435036スオウ
>>563435036/waif/
>>563434939Art that is fridge worthy
>>563435073sseia can't survive torment
lmao
>>563435165She literally can and there have been a week worth of people proving you wrong.
>>563432290I thought it was only meI was sure the button used to do something at some point
>>563435036>"How do you pronounce..."shit anglos say
>>563434848can they 1T phase 2? if so that's even better, they'll show up on the leaderboard, and would be nice if I could do it with them
So what does A.R.O.N.A. stand for?
Kanpeki~
>>563434939I'd believe churro made this
>>563435036Tsu - ough
>>563435165if you love your students enough nothing is impossible
>>563435165she survives Lunatic
>>563435228
>>563435251No, probably not. Only the last team shows up on the leaderboard though.
>>563435228KWAB
>>563435050no I don't think saved ones will break if you use them, if they don't save then the update row tsql doesn't go through>>563435165top lunatic clears use her and you say she kicks the bucket on lower difficulty? sounds like skill issue to me
2 more days worth of 2*hard missionsOR200 gemmies
>>563435016Works for me. This is an old score don't even waste your time trying to dox me.
>completed my 500th TA>even managed to improve my score so very slightly, going up 9 ranksez gaem
>>563435036suh
I will now sleep and have happy dreams about my adult penis penetrating Ibuki's child pussy
>>563435385yeah that's why said it's better if I can do phase 2 with them. I'll see what I can do at that time I guess, still probably gonna need to invest in a couple students for it anyway (don't have Utaha/og Neru/Eimi invested and my Mika isn't fully built, though sorta close)
kei sexo
>>563435470Hards are worthless you will get them eventually, pyro is eternal
>>563435461They only use her for phase 1 retard.
Dangerous creatures
can he post that
>>563434876No point anymore, I'm out of ticketsBut it was sHanako, cHare, dAru, Hikari, mReisa, Kisaki>>563434941Didn't work today>>563435021I'm out of ligma
>>563435542Godspeed
is this true /bag/?>>563421916
>>563435470How are you not at 15k already? The bonus for this event is super easy there's no way you have less than 90%, and this is exactly the event you're supposed to max out on pvp refresh
>>563434192holy fuck v1c3 dropped in FIVE parts?I thought they drop chapters all at once
>>563435304Everyone at Trinity survives Nagisa's schizophrenic attacks
>>563435672they look pretty harmless to mewhat exactly could they even hope to be able to do to an adult man such as myself?
How would you reply if Kei sent you this on Momotalk?
>>563434873I can't be bothered with tracking my hards, I only track my rolls. I haven't rolled much (only 660 outside of fes) but I got 26 3* so my conclusion would be that the rates are 1% higher than they're supposed to be kek
>>563435735Note that V1C3 is longer than all of volume 6 for example
>>563435697Almost correct, he harasses more but only truly molests a few.
>>563435461>no I don't think saved ones will break if you use them, if they don't save then the update row tsql doesn't go throughThat's odd if so, because the only difference between the one I have that's broken and every other one is it's the one I use daily for the missions.All of them were made / saved before the patch and haven't been touched in months.
>crossposting
>>563435697Off the dome he headpat-rapes Niya so already wrong
I did it!
>>563432397speaking of fragrances, is this based off any specific real life perfume?
>>563435036Suou(spanish)
cornposting when
>>563435036Soo-Oh
V1ch3 is better than entirety of V6 though, even the last 2 events were better
>>563435546 (me)>>563435385I also checked and it's gonna be their best mood... I'm sure I can do something nice with them if I try
Is Rio going to ever appear in the GDD manga?
>>563435672I wished JKs in the west were real...
my princesswife Mika
>>563435983>V1ch3 is betterI agree with this.
>using sHanako for purple contentYou didn't beat the game
>>563435767>he doesn't know
>>563435727Because I mostly did hards this week>and this is exactly the event you're supposed to max out on pvp refreshuhhhhhhhhh... why? I don't really need uKarin elephs and I've already cleared the shops
>>563436013private schools still do uniforms with skirts, but you're not finding a gyaru anywhere this side of the ocean
Asuna and Karin assaulted me when I was taking a train back to Schale
>>563436141you'd be surprised>t. high school teacher
>>563436194And you still didn't report the incident, you slut
>>563435495Yeah, but I don't see the point because it's not a guarantee for 2 digitsSo my mock is literally 101-102 place together with Tetew-sensei.
>>563435657so? it's still the fastest clear, surely you can use her, buff just after phase transitions, maybe even just before groggy, and then run a 2nd team with borrowed hanako to clean up
>>563436013i feel so sad about my anglo brothers and their stupid protestants """values""""you guys never had skirt seasons
>>563435769Send a tribute.
>>563436319srsly?
Marry your students.
>>563436392>not doing it for the extra coins
>>563436337The police is fucking useless in Kivotos, last time I reported that Junko fucking KO'd me they laughed in my face
>>563435697You reminded me how sad their general is
tetew-sensei...
>>563436413If he could afford to borrow a second SHanako why the fuck wouldn't he just borrow a better CHare instead? Do you realize how slow the first team will be without access to Hikari?
>>563436013So I stayed in Japan (近畿) for a while and I noticed that JC are usually ugly as sin but JK are absolute sex beastsWhat causes this?
>>563436120It is impossible to clear the shops without maxxing out event points because all stages drop event points. And the Karin farm also gives credits and tons of mats. I also did mostly hards this week with only 300 AP on the event per day. Still got to like 20k event points by now. Don't remember the exact number but I will be at 148/180 at the end of the event, to get UE50 on the permanent.
>>563436478yes there are jk's who do backwards peace, tie their cardigans on their waist, lift each other's skirts, and unfortunately, fucks a lot of guys
>>563436696The inbetween of childs and teens is usually the worst. It's either/or
>>563436696puberty, genius
Cyberbullying Reisa (but also regular bullying)
>>563436696did you share your BWC with any Japanese ladies when you were there?
>>563433283This didn't quite work out with UE2 and relatively low bond (45/35~). I guess you also need a lot of crits. Still, I used Yuzu for the first time and she makes the cutest noises in battle.
>>563436680but he was complaining about kisaki, that's how the whole sSeia discussion even started. Those are the only two ex type buffers so far
Name suggestion form for Kei, Mari, and Yesod for the divegrass team.https://forms.gle/CzHKfteMpm8JKbu66
>>563437132When's the deadline?
>>563436646kill yourself
>>563437132now that you have so much experience with the stupid polls you could do a big popularity poll for the general lol
>>563437132i wasnt expecting a pop quiz i hope i passed
>>563437194There is none really. You'll know when the roster is updated on the wiki.
>>563437228
>>563437132Let my vote be public so people can take my great ideas and put them in too.
>>563436805>>563436826Well it didn't feel that way to me growing up in western europe but maybe I'm misremembering, it felt very flagrant in Japan though the difference between JC and JK was like night and day>>563436981No, an absolute qt was into me but I messaged her friend instead of her by accident and nothing happened afterStill a virgin btw
>>563437132Gogurt goes in all fields
Tetew sensei is local schizo?
>>563437132>Mari is on the teamOh shit.
>>563437441>I messaged her friend instead of her by accident Arr rook same
>>563433836damn nigga, I thought you had plat in the bag and were just fucking around. Das crazy but also respect
>>563437068I used Yuzu for the first time and she makes the cutest noises in bed.
>>563437524Time to shill her to be a medal player next year
>>563437132Is it securitron Kei or new body?Do Yesod have her normal arms or palm tree ones?
heyuse your meg
>>563437438>dogshit namesUhhhhhhhhh
>>563437953Muh Kei Sexo is her rightful name you cunt
>>563437805Poll was normal Kei winning and Yesod having Palm Tree hands. We'll look into Kei riding the securiton and see how palm tree hands look. Aesthetics tend to be a case of if it looks good or not rather than a hard lock.
>>563437132dropping a suggestion for putting kei on top of the securitron ala her cafe interaction>>563437805~55/45 in favor of new body
they should announce the stream in less than 24 hours right?
who the fuck is tetew
>>563435695you know you could've just swapped shanaco with hare and she'd get 33% less compulsion
>>563437438I went withmksconfessel filtro
>>563438081>Securitron still has a shotYESSSSSSSSSSS
>>563438081>securitonyes please
>>563438046>>563438129Why not just type Muh Key Sexo fully?
>>563438314mks is the rightful name
>>563438314Because that's how people wrote it when she was just a meme
gookako bros... our plax...
I suggested she be named Trinity's gloryhole
Fuck JSs.
>>563433104Fellow /vp/ enthusiast
>>563438081>normal Kei winningAh fuck, I was hoping for full securitron Kei to replace Himari as our goalkeeper. I'm glad securitron is still on the menu though>Yesod having Palm Tree handsFUCK, I lost both times!
>>563438575for me it was Pure Slut
>>563438081I didn't vote but Kei riding the securitron seems much more fun than just normal Kei
>>563435983ONE MILLION LIVES GONEPICTURE IT
>>563438516Amari-sensei...
>>563438575>>563438614I put Mari is a Slut
>>563438582gladly
>>563438516I did 1T torment, I DESERVE plat
>>563438516>iMari AND mReisaholy retard
Mari is pure
>>563439003Imagine filling the trash can with semen and closing with Miyu still inside
>>563439003sniff sniff
I love loli nuns who strive to remain pure, but need to resort to prostitution to fund the church, and they do anal only while praying to God for forgiveness.
>>563439112pure slut
>>563437132
>>563439137
>>563438516more like YOUR plaxMY plax is guaranteed
so in the end, this was a red winter or a trinity event?
>>563439315*pat pat pat*
>>563438081>Kei riding the securitongenuinely best of both worlds
>>563439003imagine french kissing her pussy while fucking her feet
>>563439397yes
>>563439485This is what Blue Archive is all about, if someone asked me to sum up the game in two words it would be "nigger feet"
>>563439473>imagine french kissing her pussyNo. It's probably stinky.
>>563439656
>See a Uma girl I like>Search for art of her>Yuri>Yuri>Yuriit's like BA all over again
>>563439654exactly
>4450~how do you guys see it?do i survive or not?
We love you retard
*make Yuuka obsolete*Heh, nothing personnel, kid.
It's done. My first TOR. Hyakkaryouran clears Kurokage! It's the raid 3/4 of them were made for but please ignore thatAs is natural, the actual clear was far more scuffed than the mock battle. I wish i had relied less on S.Hanako for phase 2 but a clear is a clear, perhaps C.Hare could give Yukari the firepower to do so on her own but i don't have her an none of my friends have her as an assist, either. RIP Niya, conditions could not be more favorable but Kisaki exists.And do roll for I.Mari, she was the biggest game-changer when i gave her a spot on the team. >1 week from nowUhh hope you were already saving.Thank you all who helped me, will distribute the congratulatory medals (talent 25) tomorrow, along with enough gifts so the 4 reach bond 50. UE50 is out of my budget.>>563434053The point was to prove Nagusa could do it. If i give her the opening team, she can deal 12M damage. It's just that you can't send S.Seia into the shadow realm so i had to give her the closing phase.>>563437586I did get a plat! I give it 6 hours, tops. China should wake up in an hour or 2, and they'll be done by lunch.
>>5634350363 moras flat pitch
>>563439003tetew-sensei...
>>563439654That just gives it more flavour
>>563439834God bless
>Deleted
>>563439834I meant you could do a clear with those team, and then do another one with anotehr ticket to secure plat.But congrats, if you need friends you can always drop your region and friend code and get added.
With friends like these, who needs enemies?OH THE MISERY!!!
>>563439834>perhaps C.Hare could give Yukari the firepower to do so on her own but i don't have her an none of my friends have her as an assist, eitherI'm sure if you had asked someone here would've put her up for you
>>563440216kek, what a loser
>>563439834The Haykky-something girls are tailor made for Niggercat, the problem is that sHanako is too good.
>>563440080wrong target
Hey everyoneIt's 12pm already so I've closed the pollsThe winners for the most dogshit hairstyle in the whole game go to;>1. S Fubuki>2. Dress Hina>3. Fubuki>4. IrohaThanks to everyone who participated
coom in doomrope in hopegood night /bag/
>>563440321Real fbkposters don't target people, they vaguepost and call it a day
>>563440515Fuck off
I made Midomo solo EXToo bad she can't solo Insane
>>563440515I wasn't made aware of such poll and the dogshit polled
>>563440515*only homosexuals were eligible to vote
>>563440515>Not ArisYuuka should cut her hair
>>563440575Night gramps
Nel
>>563440707So he was the only one who voted?
>>563440515Relidad e basado
Sensei is made for dying horribly and traumatizing his students
bystander effect is real
>retard doesn't know about the Arona barrier
>>563441109>he doesn't know about all the timelines where sensei diedPlay. The. Game.
her name is Alonalike the greeting
fatsu
>>563438598>I was hoping for full securitron Kei to replace Himari as our goalkeeper.Yesod was always going to be the GK if he got in, as soon as Himari went full retard in the last game people started suggesting Yesod replace her
>>563440964post more
>>563437132Kei is CUTE!RepentThe PALMINATOR
You love her
I see we've reached monkey hours again
>>563441509where
>>563441430Mari's sweaty feet are like a drug to me
>>563441509most actual players might be busy fighting for plat
eu what the fuck
pat pat pat patI am to serve my cute students
Gibbon general
>>563441641I wonder if eu is more competetive or has too few plat slots in comparison to players.
Mari will always be pure you worthless degenerateshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5rusicEnc
>>563441509speaking of, where did he go? haven't seen him in a while, not even in 8 bag
Another week of hard work completed
Childshttps://x.com/akasirokiiroao/status/2043237634219401724
-1 bab in plat
>>563441809It's weird. I don't remember if it's still the case but I remember reading that the gold bracket on EU is the worst of all servers, including JP and KR for some reason.
>>563442108Based
Gomen, Yuuka-chan~
>>563442174zamnnn
>>563442251not enough spots and way too many chinks
>>563442385Gomen, ArisuI just realized that the blue haired girl is getting cucked by the silver haired beauty in both of these cases
just know there are 2000 spots in plat but 1 of them will always go to MeThe God GamerKnow your place, noob
>boohoo plat for the top 10% is not enoughshut the fuck up
>>563441809the latter I think. from what I've seen we have about half of the NA playerbase but less than half the plat slots. and on top of that the chinks are taking some of those slots instead of playing on their own server
>>563442385I guess I'll look for another piece of work to train my AI slop machine
Torment really is absurdly fucking easy when you have MReisa you guys were right, Rio might be better for speedrun clears but holy shit Kurokage becomes completely trivial with her
>>563442248hank hill ass
>>563440515>I just want to start a fightThanks, Reisa. Nice post.
I wish sHasumi didn't exist so I have a chance of getting plat on Peroro GA.
Help
>>563442857>Rio might be better for speedrun clearsonly marginally. mReisa still gets you 40M which is more than needed for a guaranteed plat. even if I had iMari I'd probably still have done it with Reisa because of how much comfier it is
>>563440192Akane is perfect
>>563442385People really be drawing shit art like this and then think anyone would want to use it for training their AI
>>563443049
>>563443136post yours
>>563443060collect money from your borrows nigga
>>563440964Blue Archive should have several bad endings when you stop to think about it. If it were a good visual novel. But it’s a gacha game where you can’t afford to lose anyone, and the status quo has to stay the same.
>>563443242yours
>>563443136that shit art is probably AI too
>>563443049Just borrow
>>563442576Noa taught Kei really well.It's unreal how 90% of nips would rather fuck Kei over Aris, hence the popularity of gomen Aris fanarts
>>563443441I don't have DAru
>>563442576No shit sherlock
>>563443475There's a c.hare ako clear on souriki
oops, looks like Seia had another incident
>need to wake up in like 7 hoursfuuuuuuck...
Blue archive should really have sex momos if you really think about it
Do you really need this dog for the next PvP season, or are there alternatives? At least to stay in top 100?
What's crazy is that there are still Yuukafags around.
>>563443049wait, swimsuit Hasumi is useful outside of tiphareth?
>>563443846Jesus Christ, Mika, I didn't realize you had such huge knockers until now. Goddamn, those are massive.
>>56344345290% of players would also rather fuck Plana over Arona
>>563443938bro, your bond 100?
>>563443940For this pvp season you mean. The next one is still a mystery
gomenniggers are getting real tiring
>>563443682That's not going to be enough for plat. And I don't have chare either.
>>563443452There's a phenomenon that makes me horny for Kei and not Aris, I think it's mainly due to the eye shape
>>563444192Nexon/Yostar shouldn't have encouraged it.
>>563443936if you sleep now you can have a below average night of sleep
>>563443940Nah, only Michiru is a must pull for pvp, the jew dog is not going to help you stay in top 100
>>563444273leave lol
>>563443980I thought they all quit and deleted their acc
>>563444203It's a 40m clear so yes it is.>3994 kei clearIf you tryhard on blue/purple then you'll still get it.
>>563443940there's 3 jew dogs in my bracket top 10 and the rest is Shiroko/Hibiki/Saki
>>563444318>pulling for permanentretard just get spooked by her during fes
>>563444192some niggers don't realize you can just have two studentwives, and then the gomen goes away. nothing's stopping you from banging Yuuka and Noa together, or Kei and Alice together, or Midori and Momoi together, or Nozomi and Hikari together, or Shunny and Kokona together, etcstop being retarded and just stick your dick into your students, it's literally made for this
>>563444192Just two brownoids schizos who came here to spam their garbage because they're waiting for the BA short, and probably some livestream announcement. So just [-] and wait until one of them posts something that can get them banned
>>563444364Not all of them yet.
>>563444192>pluralDon't fall for it
>>563444504It's not the same without the taboo feeling of cheating.
>>563444484But at what cost...
>>563444504>nothing's stopping you from banging Yuuka and Noa togetherYuukafag cope. Noa explicitly doesn't want that.
>>563444192I suggested that Kei's name for vgc be called Gomen Arisu
>>563444731then just fuck some sense into her
>>563444504tbf even managing one woman is hard in current days.
>>563443940I've been running some shitter team and I'm top 100if there's some ultra meta pvp character you'll HAVE to pull for everyone here will remind you every other day. You'll be fine.
don't forget to pat your gogurt /bag/
Don't forget to gogurt your students, bag
>>563444560Sir, this is literally gore
Don't forget to pat your students, bag
>>563444969Wat I do, wappi?
>>563440192what fucking monkeys do we have in this thread now?
>>563443049Your sYukari?
Feeding Junko my meat
>>563444364>you can recover in 7 days
Fuck Shuro
>>563445212She can't handle it
>>563444484>retarded newfag believes in spooks
Nihaha might be the only Millennium student who doesnt want to rape sensei, Nihaha is your true ally
>>563445292And this? : >>563444560
>>563441809the EU server has enough spots for EU playersproblem is chinks flood our server because not even they like being among their own kind
>>563444504Why stop at two?
>>563445361Don't be mean
>>563445485She can recover in 7 days
>Saori?Forgiven>Kuroko?Forgiven>Churro?Forgiven>Asami?Forgiven>Kokuriko?Forgiven>Suou?Forgiven>Decas?Forgiven>Malkuth?Forgiven>Niyaniya?Forgiven>Junko?NONONONONO!NEVER EVER!I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU JUNKO!NEVER!HOW DARE YOU PUNCH YOUR SENSEI?!
>>563445572I'll stop at 3 if my 3rd wife ever becomes playable
>>563445485leave lol
>>563445674
>>563445674FUCK Junko
>>563444484I've been waiting for my Miyu spook for years
Oh so Shuro punching Sensei is fine but the moment a Gehenna student does it, it becomes a problem? I see how it is.
>>563440930There are more homos on this thread than you'd think
>>563439825Noa's boobs and gentle voiceAoi's hips and soothing voiceKei... GUH
@563446181ugly
>>563445967wtf you aren't allowed near here there's a restraining order
>>563445967You punched me TWICE
>>563445037>>563445039Perish, scum
>>563445967FILE A COMPLAINT TO MAKOTO!Also Tanya crossover when? She has a gun.
>>563445924Could've been worse. After 3 years, I finally got Iori and Haruna spooks, just when they were already UE60 and had enough elephs for UE70...
satan status?
I NEED gyaru sex in my life
>>563446540Junko? Level 90 and ue60 since a long time ago
>>563446540Her manga endedIts time for her to come back to Kivotos and with her beloved eternal Sensei
>>563444364>You can cancel account deletion by loggin within 7 days
Students that would troon out if they were in the real world?
>>563446540Still stealing my precious students' place in cafe and lessons
>>563446540not my student
>>563446721Did Touma finally pick one of the girls, or did the series end with him being a retard as usual?
>>563432068Noa
>>563444364>>563444560Why are Yuuka fans deleting accounts?What happened......?
>>563447052You're thinking of the wrong thing. He's super minor in railgun. Or at least he was in the seasons I watched.
Noa's vagina...
>>563447195railroaded into cucking yuuka
>That Luluka girl is driving crazy everyoneIt's time to release the Smug Nexon
>>563447269Noa's vaginoa...
>>563447052Index novel is still publishing (that thing is still alive for some reason)Railgun manga is the one that ended
>>563447197I thought you were talking about Index
>>563447554sexy seia
>>563447665It is a good chest to be fair
>>563447554
Blue Archive, Uma, Nikke threads deleted.ZZZ stays up all day and hits 500.I'm noticing.
>>563447665
>>563447347>Show feet>Everyone loses their mindWhich student would achieve the same result?
What are you noticing.....?
>>563447514That shit is older than most posters on /bag/
>>563447965why is her forehead censored?
>>563448020Too lewd
>>563448020because it has my semen on it
>>563447347I wouldn't mind if she's voiced by Naobu. The power of Mika's va and niya2 design
>>563432068
Why the fuck are you even playing this piece of blueshit archive that gets content once every six months when there's quality kino game ZZZ?
wrong general saar
>>563446630The government should provide us with gyaru wives
>>563448434>no seia
>>563447752>>563447904>>563448434NTA but that anon is missunderstanding the issue. Recently in IRC, mods announced a Zero Tolerance policy for generals in /v/. Pic related.This included even the /v/ Drawfag General and /v/ AI Slop generals.Is not an specific vendetta against /v/aca or Uma.You can make BA threads here and there in /v/, just don't make generals, you have /bag/ after all.
>>563448206I believe the only student who directly pointed out that Sensei is looking at her tits is Rumi.
Most Erotic Tanuki.
>>563446630>>563448578Best I can offer is gyaru Hina. Take it or leave it.
>>563448578this but Hina
>>563448859sigh *leaves*
>>563448753unironically great now remove the xitter threads too
ENTER
>>563448928GUH
>>563444209Hunter (huntress) eyes and broad eyebrows
>>563432557The skip when your team has clearly lost into sudden unexplainable victory is such a feel.
>>563448753nice reddit spacing bro
>>563448753imo the AI chatbot general doesn't even belong in /vg/, what does it have to do with games aside from using game characters sometimes? that shit is just RP central
>>563411726Finally redid my sorter
>>563449403Is there a single student who hasn't cucked Yuuka yet?
/bag/, you still love Asuna, right?
Michiru is not erotic.
>>563449665>stillnever did
>>563449665Yeah!
>>563448753Mihomo threads don't get deleted on /v/ btw
>>563449665alwaysneed more cheer alts btw
Soon
hey /bag/ which one should i choose
>>563449731Wrong! Michiru very Erotic, MOST Erotic!Biggest fluffiest tail!
>>563449893Just keep rolling you'll eventually get one of them and then you can redeem the other!
>>563449665I never did. absolutely not a fan of the airhead bimbo gimmick, I like my students with at least double digits IQ
>>563449893Jew dog
>>563449893Why did you roll if you didn't even like them?
>>563444192You can leave whenever you want
>>563448859
>>563449665I love her so much but not as much as Karin
>>563450030maybe he likes both?
>>563449893anal queen. or better yet, Meru if you don't have her for the great momos and god tier L2D
>>563449893The one you like the most?>>563450000I prefer my students to be terminally retarded and struggling with basic activities, but Asuna does nothing for me.Which is weird - because I also like genki but not retarded characters like Kirara.Asuna just ends up being kinda boring.
Khazar sweater puppies...
>>563444192Cheating on Yuuka is Blue Archive culture.
>>563449127EXIT
I love dogs!
>>563450345it pisses me off so much every time I see this retard brat do this
>>563450230I like my students retarded too, anon, but there's a point where it achieves the opposite for me. Asuna is so far gone I'm wondering how she can breathe on her ownI like Kirara though, she's cute and has a slutty aura that I feel Asuna doesn't have (and by that I don't mean she's a whore, just that she'd be an absolute freak in bed and would do almost everything as long as sensei (me) fucks her brains out)
>>563450460ITAI DESU YO
https://files.catbox.moe/5lg5ac.jpg
>>563432068I love students with Pokémon
https://exhentai.org/g/2778079/cac971f5af/https://exhentai.org/g/2764701/4b138500a9/https://exhentai.org/g/2580634/6cd45f3bc5/
>>563450460HISSATSU MAHOU
big koyuki...
>>563450767That's not the zoosmon.
>New BA short:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82MepjKA4uA
>>563450767Same, I should get back to doing my massive Blue Archive Pokemon tournament sometime
>>563450958How do you know?
Which students have inverted nipples?
>>563451184
I don't wanna have to go to work anymore
>Pandemoniumslop>Skip
>>563451110Makoto would be a great mother
>>563451110
>>563451110My wife, The Supreme Honored One, and our daughter
>>563451110cute
>>563451110Wonderful smiles.I can almost see Makoto's panties.
Zoos is firmly established as a grass type.
Do I redeem?
>>563451514@Shunny, should he?
>>563447195damn, that main tapestry does look amazing
>>563451514There's literally no reason not to
>>563451514no, free affection and elephs from cafe/lessons will brick your account
>>563451190akari
I was impulsive and recrafted all gamegirl advance & hit girl magazines into boxes. I needed those for metafagging.
>>563451514No. Wait till you pull them and this way you get more elephs.
>>563451865More elephs but less ligma. Ligma that can be used on rare UNITS
>>563451514saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
>>563451340Massive boner
>>563451950>UNITSI'm gonna KILL you.
>>563452240I need tummy
>>563451865That's such an outdated way of thinking about it. It might have been a strategy when farmables were still meta but nowadays you'd much rather have the extra ligma.
>>563452240Plana sex
>>563451110Let's hope Ibuki-chan will wear even less clothes next time.
>>563452692
kansha
>>563452240Post more student tummies. It inspires me to work out to become worthy of them
>>563453172
>>563446795>>563453107
Updated /bag/ advicefriend guidelines:- Always redeem farmables- Spend your bounty coins ASAP- Buy the grey artifacts from JFD - Do 1 momotalk a day.Make sure your advice notes are updated to the latest version.—The /bag/ council
KINOOOOOO
>>563453307Why 1 momotalk a day? I spam them at soon as they are available.
>>563453307>- Spend your bounty coins ASAPisn't this kinda irrelevant with the bounty shop changes
what other secrets does the council have for us? I won't leak anything i promise
>Momoi basic skill+ description still not fixed. It's extremely poorly phrased and misleading at best.
>>563453702but is it a sin?
>>563451110That is lovely.
Can you stop clearing Torment, p-please?
https://x.com/k9813775087617/status/2043316891083804697You wake up to this. How do you respond?
>>563448753So ZZZ Gets to have a general? This is racism!
>>563454012dunno, probably something like *splurt* *spluuurt*
>>563454012cry because i was saving my virginity for Ibukithen cum
>>563451110I love my wife Hanuma Makoto and our daughter Ibuki.
>>563453702yeah, they should just change it to use the same wording as Midori's
>>563454271And Iroha is your...?
>>563451110>Makoto is actually a good wifeBut /bag/ said she was bad
>>563454012"Oh, god, why did I isekai into the universe with unsightly and unrealistic body proportions, and also why am I fat and sickly? Is there a way I can reroll my destination or is this my final destination?"
>>563454012Genuflect.
>>563454343Enemy, I hate Iroha.
>>563453307saar do not redeem the farmable
>>563454343All of Pandemonium are my friends.
>>563454343Sister in law?
>>563454271>Hanuma MakotoWhat a wonderful name!
>>563451514Not until you need them for event bonus points.
>>563454281Exactly. More people need to make a ticket for this
>>563454343Iroha is my wife and Ibuki is our daughter
>>563454647why do you let your wife go outside?
>>563454625I sent a ticket the day her bond item was added and they said they were gonna checkbetween that and another issue (not troonslation-related) I've opened another ticket about and that still hasn't been fixed since the Kanoe/Eri update, I don't have much faith in Nexon to fix shit anytime soon
Reading Mika wanting to change the manga character made me hard
>>563451110Perfect.A Pandemonium event would be nice, but this SOL stuff is what I like more than anything and I'm not sure how well it would translate into an event.I'd be happy if they tried though.Really would rather have comfy Pandemonium Winter / Christmas rather than swimsuits though.
>>563454717So we can go on dates all around Kivotos?
>>563451514Redeem everyone except for Misaki because you know, she isn't good.
>>563454647Iroha is my daughter with MakotoIbuki is my daughter with Iroha
You can have more wives. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
>>563454930but you're already married why do you need to go on dates?
>>563454983I have 3
wasn't expecting such a huge upscore
>>563454996well it's hard for me!
>>563455064I don't think the blue one is real
>>563454937SHE'S GOOD FOR MY SOUL
>>563455045Why not?
>>563455141my dick doesn't seem to care and I love her just as much. Ao needs to be real
She's gonna be giga meta for Hiero lunatic
>>563454362erotic
>>563455269well if you're lying about on of your wives you could be lying about all of them it's just suspicious
>>563452240I love Prana dearly
>>563454862Very nice affection levels
There are only TWO SaibasAnd only ONE of them is good
>>563455351I love her deeply, personally
>>563454946
It's feet sunday
>>563455346lying about what?
>>563455141If you didn't know there was an actual official web event where she appeared.
Actual triplets when?Dead robots don't count
they don't want you to know this but the Saibas at Millennium are free, you can take them. I have three Saibas
>>563455430Fantastic news
>>563455064Green, Blue and Momoi, My favorite colors.
>>563455587they wouldn't be triplets, otherwise it'd be a little weird with references about them being twins everywhere. Ao would be a younger or older sister instead
I'm saving myself for Purple Momoi
>>563455587Not until we get a school based on 15th-century explorers.Then we'll have Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria.
>>563455587Saiba Ao soon
I'm saving myself for Black Momoi
>>563455765Saving yourself from what?
>>563455857El jefe
>>563455869From the sex
>>563455765There's already a purple Momoi
>>563455934that's Meximoi though...
>>563455416OH
>>563455954
>>563455986If you ain't hwhite, you're black.
>>563456000DESIRE
I need Zoos...
>>563455803The boat school sounds at least tangentially up that alley
sex (with Ao)
>>563453307Add "Don't roll unless you can spark" to the list because I learned this the hard way over the past 2 banners.
>>563455416I like how the artist made 4 images and copy pasted them
>>563456146That has been on the list for like 3 year at leasthttps://rentry.org/how2playba#top-tips-tldr
>>563456146>over the past 2 bannersif you didn't learn the first time you honestly deserve it
>>563456146I struggle to believe that isn't in the newfag guide considering it's mentioned in-thread regularly enough.
>>563449893Play the event and decide who you liked the most. Yakumo is used in Kaiten, and Takane is used in some final restriction.I think Yakumo is higher priority, but Takane is cuter.
>>563456363Might be the case with older accounts, I think a striker healer is probably pretty valuable for a newfag considering how often I hear people bitching about only having Koharu (if that), though if that's the case they probably should have been looking towards iMari
>>563456038I love that doujin
>>563456305My luck has just never been this bad in the past I guess.
>>563448434I uh, am not into men. Sorry.
>>563456146That's literally the first thing I learnedI said I just started in the thread and got 5 "Don't roll unless you can spark" in each hole instantly
>>563456510>their faces when they see Sensei's (My) erection through his (my) swim trunks
All Event currencies at perfect zero, and shops farmed.I am ready for 2x week.
So when are they explaining why Nagisa and Hinata’s halos look like the chaos cult symbol?
>>563451110Ibuki should have synergy with everyone in the Pandemonium Society, not just Iroha
>>563456830>Makoto’s facekek
>>563456864What's the chaos cult?
>>563455965we call her moid here
I need Kei's lips on my DICK.
>>563454862>Really would rather have comfy Pandemonium Winter / Christmas rather than swimsuits though.Makoto would go out of her way to make it the best Christmas ever for Ibuki. I could see the premise being that she has gone to Sensei for help in doing it because she wants only the most reliable people on the job.
>>563448434I tried that game on launch, got spooked by a fucking furry, uninstalled and never looked back.
BAG
>>563457043Maidori and Momoid
>>563457161Lips on lips is better though
>>563448434I spent an entire day rerolling for shark Kazusa but didn't get her so I am never touching that shit.
>>563457469God I hope she spooks me when I roll for MikaIf I have to spark for both of them I'm gonna be flat broke during BlueFes
ibuki looks cute without her stupid hat
It's MondayStream announcement doko?
>>563457616Homo the hats are cool and cute
>Meru's momos>Buying a pen without taking her along>Expect it to be "you bought this amateur hour shit">She's gushing over it being high qualityPleasant surprise.
>>563448434I am waiting for the snake gyaru to drop.
>>563457525basedhttps://files.catbox.moe/j09148.gif
>>563457612
>>563457525>AI>can pick literally any type of body>chooses to be a childWhat did they mean by this?
https://litter.catbox.moe/3qouex.jpg
>>563457779why would anyone choose to be a hag?
Sex.With Ibuki.
>>563457664keep going anon. the rest of her momos is pretty good too and her L2D is amazing. I already liked her because she's really cute but after reading her momos she became one of my absolute favorite students instantly
>>563457779She knows 15 years old is prime.
>>563457779Sensei (me) likes childs
>>563457850Hags are good too
>>563458271nobody likes expired goods
>>563457779I would turn myself into a 5 year old girl and play with my anus all day.
>>563458340Momoi and Midori's delicious butts...
>>563457850They are taller.
TA is comfy when i actually have everyone ready beforehandbut dang, i wonder if NA will ever become a "you need a really really fast torment or any lunatic to clear" server in the near future...
>>563457779>sees you have little girls in your tablet>feigns outrage and tells you to delete them>secretly jealousit's not hard to understand
>>563458585Huh? Has any other student seen them?
>>563458429
>>563458681Ohr tells her
>>563457616Naked Ibuki!
>>563458356She's not expired, she's vintage!
>>563458879SlackerGOD
>>563458879we call that "retro" nowadays
>>563457881Affections only slowly coming in so I'm gated atm, have her furniture up but pats and gifts are going elsewhere.
>>563459124>>563459124>>563459124
>>563458356Tell that to the students who like Sensei!
>>563451110English when?
Eagerly waiting for the next stream
Aren't we all
Is it next weekend?
last year was 20APR, so 19APR this year, probably?
I'll wait to see the announcement
yeelast year was shupogakis and PV6, this year will be... something, probably.
