>Recent NewsBlizzard & Turtle WoW have settled, official announcement in 1-2 days.>Released ServersTurtle WoW - https://turtlecraft.gg (Vanilla+)Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en (BBC+, Classless, Reborn Classic+, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (TBC, WOTLK, MoP)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (WoD on Legion client, Legion content coming soon)Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)Stormforge - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC, Wrath+, MoP)>Active GuildsType /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, then whisper anyone for an invite. If you search Evil, sort by "Guild" (not "Zone") to filter the list.<Branded> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire realm, crossfaction, raids at 20:00 server time<Evil> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire realm, crossfaction, raids at 18:00 server time<gulag> - Tauri, Evermoon realm, Alliance>BBC+https://github.com/ascensionhandynotespoi/HandyNotes_Ascension_POIhttps://bronzebeardmaps.pages.dev/>TurtleAll Turtle addons (copy & paste github links on the launcher) - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddonsMisc - https://database.turtlecraft.gg | https://talents.turtlecraft.gg | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtletimers.com>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/9C4nXnUC>Previous Thread>>563394543
Ok what server r we moving to
what class does <evil> need?
What class does Tauri need
>>563444349Turtle sisters...
>>563444467Pocchie!!
. . .
bros.... is turtle really shutting down? or no US players and thats it?
>>563444721No :pregnant_man:
Kronos will save us
>>563444540Play anything you want nonnyBut we might need a priest or a shaman
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>563444759Let it go faggot, it's gone.
>>563444349PICK A SERVER WHERE EVERYONE WILL PLAYNOW!!!!!!
>>563444505resto shamanthe newest one just got raped to death by branded...
>>563444759it's in the OP, they settled with Blizzardmaybe a scheduled shutdown, maybe the shutdown of donation and volunteer only devs
>>563444759The conclusion I've come to based on my own schizophrenia and the situation at hand:>Afkcraft will spin up a new shell company>all eu and us staff will be kicked off the team>new team in russia/some other country where this is legal, or no new content >no more card donations move to crypto only
>>563444349>>563444747Uh oh, stinky. I just got my rogue into some good gear and started crushing it at PvP. Well, at least I've had my fill of fun and met some cool people at Tel'abim. If they shut TWoW I won't ever have to play WoW again. So it's kind of a relief, too.
>>563444957this will happen shenna will never lose
>>563445038Silence you pig bitch, you'll come crawling back to whatever slop iteration of WoW is flocked to next.
>>563444957>crypto onlylol, lmaoYou can't finance 3 yearly vacations on the balkans with just crypto donations. Little Timmy isn't going to buy crypto to pay for his P2W bags.
>>563445139I'm ngl I don't really like wow I only liked turtle because it was /comfy/ and I got to experience raids and tanking If turtle dies nothing will scratch that itch it'll either be gank city in redridge, retail slop like Tauri, or move wherever the wpsg guilds go Ideally not a 1.12 client this time i would really rather use a newer client
Puh...puh..po.poooochieee
>>563445302Ok so the suit alleged (mostly based on schizo rumors from the private server community) that shenna was operating a massive network of private servers which possibly include servers like ascension or warmane which is where the real money is, which would (and probably already is) subsidizing turtle
>>563445139Nope. Only time I ever played wow was during cata and that was because I heard how cool it was in wotlk. I started in twow to see if the worldbuilding was any good and kinda fell in love with the game and the playerbase. If this server dies I probably won't ever play wow again. Unless my guild forms up on some other unofficial server.
whats the next normie pserver after twow croaks?besides blizzshit
>>563445302see >>563431325is that not what everyone was doing?
>>563445525kronos fresh in may
i come from /v/they saided Truetle is dead"No!" i saided where play wawawiwa now? i dided boosts back in MoP im basikkaly world fierst mythik raidor
how do i pay with crypto
>>563445547I swiped but they made me go through this third party payment provider and verify it manually so I doubt shenna actually got my information at all
>>563445547majority are CC payments, /wpsg/ do not represent normal people>>563445509>shenna was operating a massive network of private servers which possibly include servers like ascension or warmaneno?? what? they have no associationascension also has way better devs, but more retarded designers
>>563445509>the suit alleged (mostly based on schizo rumors from the private server community)Or, you know, you could just read the suit, you retarded mongoloid.
>>563445038same here, had fun playing the Twow content, going on raids and generally enjoyed myself. It's a shame if the server really shuts down but that is the risk with private servers. Wish I could have gone through kara40 tho, but i've played mostly casual to scratch the occasiona itch, after this im not touching anoter mmo
>>563445704That's just what the suit alleges (except it doesn't name warmane or ascension it just (I think) said he was a millionaire) and shenna isn't torta and probably not even a developer
>>563445659>where play wawawiwa now?Nowhere because Turtle DDoSed all the other servers to hell and back.
>>563445910>DraeneiHuh?
>>563445837I did I said the suit based its arguments about shenna from schizo rumors from the private server communityThey never found shenna they don't know who he is or what he does thats why it was so funny initially
im a nostchad and i remember the absolute chad way we went out. entire server just filling ironforge like in the good old days. blaze of glory style shit.will twow even measure up to that? or will they just turn the server off at a random point in time like bitches?
>>563445852wtf are you talking aboutnow THIS is schizo speak
>>563444879tauri. or stormforge wotlk
>>563446000>shenna>hespot the newfag
>>563446152Honestly the most surreal thing to come out of the whole turtle lawsuit is that Shenna isn't a tranny.
>>563446032ACCORDING TO THE FUCKING LAWSUITSHENNA IS NOT TORTASHENNA IS A "MAFIA" THAT MAKES MILLIONS OF DOLLARS FROM MULTIPLE PRIVATE SERVERS INCLUDING TURTLEIS THAT CLEAR ENOUGH FOR YOU
/xivg/ hereLaughing at you retards thinking you could download a free server hope all you broke 3rd worldies are gonna end up Guantanomo'd and sued into oblivion byYou'll all end up back in Limsa Lominsa to ERP with my futa Lalafel like always, you CANNOT escape XIV the supperior Massive Role-Playing Multi-Player Massive Gaming Game KEKAROO
>>563446229schizo-kun
>>563446032ascension, turtle and warmane just settled
>>563445996>>563446198It's a screen for Seralys (notice the shitty resolution), he uses a mod to replace femhuman with draenei.
>>563446282Why would you read the part about torta and not the part about shenna
>/xivg/ here
>>563446282forgot to include picrel>YULIA = Torta = Shenna>>563446407schizoing out
>>563446242xiv is better than retail for sure but not classic non retail wow
>>563446010>will twow even measure up to that?No other server ever will.
>>563446220Yeah but she has those soulless russian eyes. You can tell she's tortured an animal before.
>>563440429yes, now tell me please
>>563446220>>563446229>troondle apologists confirmed as newfags>and retardsGo figure.
Why can't you uncs just play gachas like a normal person??
>>563446581Suggest gachas then big bro.
>>563446229>>563446282>Shenna was a prominent female private server owner>leaked photos and name "Yulia">suddenly turtle pops up>ran by a female admin>same name as shennawowwhat are the chances it's not the same person
>>563446242>/xivg/ here
>>563446194>>563445910>>563444979https://files.catbox.moe/k1bq62.mp4Farewelll nonnies
>>563446491Oh ya I forgot they thought shenna and torta were the same person
>>563446575Check the discord for info.
>they thought
>>563446701Yulia is a pretty common name, just of coincidence, tovarishch )))))))))))
>>563446368Actually basedMale draenei = Broken. Female draenei = TBC goats. Cowards will cower at this but this is top performance.
>>563446229ESL moment
>>563444747>>563417137>had like 600 donation coins from lvling slow and steady>never used themOMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
yulia shenko is actually the richest woman in russia you guys know that right?
>>563447092might as well use them
>>563447089Honestly I forgot cause I haven't read this thread in like several months and just hallucinated it
>>563447183I thought the shop was done atm?
>>563447337no?
>>563446892i told you in gchat, I hate discord. I use it only to dm gms directly and for listening to raid commands. just put it in spoiler tags here on wpsg and everyone here promises to not click it except for me
Is turtle dead yet? just checking in here
>>563446242bathroom guardian hereyou're not getting in there.
>>563447549No
>>563447549yes?
>>563447404down* and oh...sadly i dont feel like playing if its going away I dont even know what I would buythere was cosmetics I wanted but they went away before I finished the challenges.
>BLLUUUURRGHHHHSeason of Discovery HYPE>*buys $89,99 Three Day Early Access Deluxe Edition with Faggot the Falcon Pet*BIG DICK PVMPER CHAD HERE>*RMP's thousands of gold so he can buy gear in GDKP's*Asmorglob said Retail is good again for the 17th expansion in a row!!!>*Buys M+ and Heroic Raid boosts*I'm having so much FUN this is POGGERS>BLLLUUURRRRGGGHHHH
>>563446242I actually want to try ffxiv but I tried to download the free trial on troonix and it didn't work even with the flatpak launcher so I was like well if the free trial doesn't work I'm not gonna expect the paid game to work for very long, better not get invested in this game
I think Flag might kill himself if the server plug gets pulled bros...
So where are we playing once Turtle dies? Is there are a freshish TBC server at the moment? Or not because that's the current Blizz classic
now that turtle is 100% dead. stormforge wotlk or tauri? which one got that community feel to it?
>>563447646don't do it bwo keep them just incase the server stay up>>563447646>there was cosmetics I wanted but they went away before I finished the challenges.THAT FUCKING BITCH SHE ADDED FOMO TO HER COPY OF WOW MAN FUCK SHENNA
we making a frostmourne guild?
>>563447975
>>563446518>alliance uses IF as a base, not SWdamn, remember when the game wasn't an unplayable wasteland of metafaggotry?
>>563448048is turtle really dead this time? you guys said this 6 months ago
turdle status: cooked
>>563446581>why cant you just play chinese jpeg slot machines like a normal personNormies out
>>563446242>troon hereok?
>>563448182He was always right.
is turtle really dead?
>>563448483We'll know tomorrow
>>563448483It's dead AND in hell. Everyone is already on Gurubashi Epoch
>>563444467Epoch, in fact, I'm already there!
>>563448213i think it is, blizzard isnt just let some randoms run their IP and take irl money donations. and the turtle owners and blizzard came to an agreement. its over
>>563448182parse fags really sucked the soul out of wow
>finally get my weaponSurely the server doesn't shut down now... right? haha...
>>563444349>compromised OP with shitty ascension linkscompromised OP with shitty ascension links>compromised OP with shitty ascension linkscompromised OP with shitty ascension links>compromised OP with shitty ascension linkscompromised OP with shitty ascension links>compromised OP with shitty ascension linkscompromised OP with shitty ascension links>compromised OP with shitty ascension linkscompromised OP with shitty ascension links>compromised OP with shitty ascension linkscompromised OP with shitty ascension linksIGNORE ASCENSION SHIT IGNORE ASCENSION SHIT IGNORE ASCENSION SHIT IGNORE ASCENSION SHIT IGNORE ASCENSION SHIT IGNORE ASCENSION SHIT IGNORE ASCENSION SHIT IGNORE ASCENSION SHIT IGNORE ASCENSION SHIT IGNORE ASCENSION SHIT IGNORE ASCENSION SHIT IGNORE ASCENSION SHIT
does it really have to close for realsies...can't it just go maintenance mode...
>where's him when we need him the most....
>>563448650i dont know how anyone enjoys ascensionI remember finding out about it from a youtuber long ago and thought it looked cool then I saw the lame seasonal setup, how not a single person would chat at all in the starting zone, and the goofy card RNG and immediately fucked off.garbage server for literal chink buggoids
I got Stung, befitting my character's name. I'm going to Mount Blackrock next after I'm done fishing for the 1-ring in SW
>>563448770he boughted another game and then lefted it
>>563448770He's fucking hot kangaroo girls
>>563444721>>563448549>>563445482>>563448564ignore epoch shills hide epoch shills>ignore epoch shills hide epoch shillsignore epoch shills hide epoch shills>ignore epoch shills hide epoch shillsignore epoch shills hide epoch shills>ignore epoch shills hide epoch shillsignore epoch shills hide epoch shills>ignore epoch shills hide epoch shillsignore epoch shills hide epoch shills>ignore epoch shills hide epoch shillsignore epoch shills hide epoch shills>ignore epoch shills hide epoch shillsignore epoch shills hide epoch shills>ignore epoch shills hide epoch shillsignore epoch shills hide epoch shills>ignore epoch shills hide epoch shillsignore epoch shills hide epoch shills>ignore epoch shills hide epoch shillsignore epoch shills hide epoch shills>ignore epoch shills hide epoch shillsignore epoch shills hide epoch shills>ignore epoch shills hide epoch shills
>>563448770he's too busy being a little faggot in monsters and memories closed betahe got into some major drama recently and DMCA'd video evidence of him being a literal piece of shit and horrible player
>>563448770Too busy jerking it to kangaroos..
>>563448924>...It's afraid.
>>563448843Ascension has awful gameplay loops and bronzebeard sucks ass with the retoilet systems. Epoch is dead as fuck and now these trannies are infesting /wpsg/
>>563446581>just """""play""""" gambling for anime girl pngs
>>563449114>Already drippin' girl...Never fails to send my sides into orbit.
>>563449114>while the aborigines watchnow that wasnt on my sunday night bingo. what the fuck
>>563448625Gz anon
>>563448843I enjoyed the classless server, and now it's fucking dead. Smite with 60% crits+ is fucking OP
>epoop
>>563449135of course the ascension shill can't read the room and fuck off to your retoilet- dead server
>>563449897the future of poopepoop
>Charges at you>Pops Recklessness, Trinkets, Death Wish, Mortal Strike, Overpower, Heroic Strike, Execute, Sword Specialization and Crusader in a single global>Crits and oneshots you for 17k>/spit>/point>/laugh>/raspNothing personnel, noshoe
>>563450194>earthshock crits you for 2k so you can't charge>watches you kill yourself on lightning shield dmg while casually tanking you with rank 1 healing wavelollmao
my only regret is not impregnating elafi
*wink wink* thanky for telling me the super secret easy gold farming method *wink* :3
>>563450194alldat for>mortal strike 630 (crit)
>>563446242do you like lalaboy traps?
>>563450194this is how i know you're a noob because 1. you can't use two active trinkets at the same time 2. death wish is only for fury and you can't cap arms and get death wish 3. your target won't have dodge yet so no overpower 4. you won't have the rage from one charge for a heroic strike and mortal strike 5. you won't get their hp down low enough to press execute 6. you're trans
community re-leveling initiative is happening on Epoch, Kezan server next weekend. This is your chance Troondle refugees
>>563450194>BM Pet food
femtaurens ... so cute ...
>>563450194huh?? ayo this nigga finna throw hands>instantly plops down every single totem*smacks lips*>2.5k Earth Shock critBIX NOOD>instantly heals to full from 1 Healing Wavemuh dick muhfugga>kill yourself on his lightning shieldsit yo ass down wyte boi
>play Paladin in BG>throw out like three heals and a cleanse the entire game>immediately asked by two people if I wanna queue up with them togetherHow bad is the average Paladin player holy shit
>>563450884>KezanFucking lame, guru is literally the only kino non p2w classic PvP server in existence
>>563446242I played the free trial, made a hellsguard femroe, installed MARE, and thought it was the most soulless grug shit (save for a few hype moments) ever. How do you trannies play this for thousands of hours?
>>563450870I don't play warrior, but can you even do all that in one GCD anyway?
>>563451092Is she single? Asking for a friend.
>>563450194*lips*you may seethe now
>>563446242This poster is brown
>>563451170I had to stop playing paladin from the sheer embarrassment of having to be associated with paladin players.
U know what I'm just gonna play azerotica
>>563451170Pretty fucking bad
THEY TOOK THIS AWAY FROM YOU.
is it too late to play turtle?
>>563451795we'll know if they'll close in a day or two, so you'll see there
it all returns to nothingtime is a circlefucking fishingagainit started with fishingit will end with fishing
>>563451795find out in a day or two
>>563446242You mean your dead game who alongside retoilet and Classic is pretty much 900.000 active players aka whales?
>turtle WoW>project epoch>kronosis this some subliminal messaging thing to remind us of the eternal recurrence?
>>563451907>>563451921Why wouldn't these fucks just tell us now? why waste potentially 2 days of someones time.
>>563451908based fisherchad
>>563451908Based.
>>563451170i have literally watched pallies bubble themselves and stare at a priest getting beaten to death by 5 phys damage dealers without bubbling them, using a single heal, or freedom99% of pallies are selfish stupid retards who reserve all cooldowns for themselves
>>563451984I'm guessing the GMs need 2 days to write their sob story farewell.
>>563448924Uh oh, melty..
POCHIE MONDAY
>>563452304The tranny who made this gnome never ended up playing
>>563451181Guru has a leveling initiative already going, at least on Alliance side. Anvilguard guild just started over the weekend. It can use a Horde answer to that though.
>>563451785>>563452304>>563452296you are brown
You watch other players die in BGs because you suck at the game.I watch other players die in BGs because I took a holy vow to never heal another player (because I am not a slut).We are not the same.
Will you guys play on my Skyrim Online server? I can host 200ish people. Custom mod list can be loaded server side too.
>>563451785this is what made blizzard so scared they had to do legal action.
>>563450194mean while>he does it to a shaman>shaman does a 360 and turns around then chain windfurys one off one auto attack for 7k dmg>taurenlaugh.wav
>>563452608>skyrimno sorry
>>563452613Funny, you cant port wow to shitreal, but keeping the unfinished port to skyrim is fine because is fanart and is just the dragonborn visiting another land
>>563451795not really, if anything people rally around the flag
>>563452608sure but I never played it before
>>563452608obly if i can play as a wolf that rapes npcs that look like marie rose
>try leveling mage>kill 1 mob>have to drinkwtf?
>>563451984legal settlements are subject to NDA and hidden parts, blizzard is probably forcing them to radio silence until they get a greenlight
>>563452385>engaging in something on a surface level purely for the sake of attentionWoah, maybe they are real women after allNah lol
>>563452968at least the drinks are free
>>563452968you AOE farm green mobs
>>563452849You should try it, it's fun!>>563452889Skyrim has werewolf transformations and if I load a mod I'm sure we could turn you into an oversized wolf too lol
>>563452968>i-i-t is thw way intended u chuuuuuuudepoch tard and classic fag who never played the game in general
>>563452385Anons found his twitter (where they found out he’s some South American tranny) and scared him off before the server ever released.
>>563440275p-post full
>>563452968SOVL
>>563452968>try leveling mage>unlock Arcane Explosion at level 14>turn into a god who can destroy 15 mobs at the same time>still complain because you're too retarded to play the literal "Easy Mode" class of vanilla
>>563446509>xiv is better than retail for suremaybe 11 years ago
>>563453161is there a server name or....
>>563449002nah he already went mia
>>563449002>he got into some major drama recently and DMCA'd video evidence of him being a literal piece of shit and horrible playerwhat?
who wants to level on guru with me? im making a warrior
>>563453519Meanwhile warriors STILL have to sit on their ass and munch on food after only 2 pulls.
>>563453519is arcane really that strong?
Watching turtledrones melt down over their server dying has been so great
>>563448048Stormforge Frostmourne is kinda okay, but my impression is everyone (apart of HC players) rushes to 80 through RDF and there's not a lot of players in classic zones.Can't say anything about Tauri.Most comfy community for me is currently on Epoch, small but tight. After Epoch: Synastria, then Chromiecraft, then Frostmourne, then the rest.
>>563453929I'm coming on Gurubashi tomorrow if Turtle shutdown, we go Alliance yes?
>>563453980maybe stop fighting yellow mobs, noob
>>563454242Yea!
>>563454104Cone of cold and frost nova are that strong, arcane explosion is just the filler
>>563453980I just made a mage on horde
Bring back <DESU>
>>563454265>"warrior">has to punch down on people clearly far weaker than him
any other good servers?
if <DESU> revives I'm going back to pochie on either realm
I guess I'm playing epoch.
>>563446242Actually based.I love Turtle still.
>>563454495all melee dps do this to minimize downtime
>>563446242I don't think about you at all.
What epoch server am I meant to be playing?
I miss Menethil. Kezan was too brown for me.
>>563454528project epoch
>>563446242>peddling your dead game in an even deader threadgrim
quite a few levels on pochiedutch needs to advertise more
>>563455282>advertiseBut that's what got turtle...
how can blizzard do this to turtle?
>>563455591Gotta free up the audience for Classic+ coming soon TM
PLEASE TELL ME IN WHICH SERVER WE ARE GONNA PLAY NOWPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>>563456061You mean the project whom microsoft will cancel AFTER they see the zero returns midnight and classic gave til now? or Doom+Diablo 4 crossover also giving zero retuns too?
what server will wpsg move to?
>>563456189Supreme cope
>>563456342>he doesnt know
>>563456061if blizzard really fucked over my sever just so they could jew some of these weak willed losers i will never buy another blizzard product again.
>>563456104>>563456206azerotica
>>563456530like you were going to anyway
>>563456537the trannies won't do this because it'll mean playing only with other trannies which means they'll have no one to groom
>blizzard had to shut down turtle with legal threats instead of just making a good product that would naturally kill turtle on its ownvolumes
<desu> bros... is it time?
>>563456694Honestly i really didn't get the point of socializing with people outside of raiding until i realized you could just groom everyone you talk to.
<Thousand Tusks> rises
>>563456730and they ask why microsoft is removing theirs and activision funds
>>563446719>damn our Moonkin really needs a thunderfuryRetard
Turtletroons, our response? Where will we dilate now? Epochuds won…
>>563456730>make better product>third worlders just steal that and then advertise it on your socials saying people can play it on their server for free instead
Why do epoch troons think this is a win for them?Lil bro if turtle dies I'm playing frostmourne.
>>563456869I think its time... home... pochie...
Join. Epoch. Now.
Can you Epoopies just tell me if we're playing on Kezan or Guru already?
The fate of Turtle Wow has already been revealed in the <Evil> secret officer channel.
>>563457220>they make it bad on purpose
>>563457473any pserver player thinking this is a win are fucking retardsblizzard is using this as the testbed for taking down other servers and places like ascension or any custom content server are next
Why did we abandon epoch initially again?Technical issues at launch? That's literally it?
>your product is so shit you cant convince people to pay for your modern client they'd instead play a 20 year old fan made version on the worse dog shit client of all time
>>563457632Me on the left.
>>563457692>no more DDoS attacksLooks like a win for the pserver community to me.
>>563457692>any pserver player thinking this is a win are fucking retardsno they just know turtle mafia are reponsible for 99% of all ddos attacks
>>563457614Kezan, turtle proved PVE is superior
>>563457614Im on Gvrv. Roll Horde.
>>563457838>>563457840so when turtle dies and a few months later ascension announces that blizzard is taking them to court for RICO charges too what will the cope be?will you just mumble "muh ddos" like retarded muppets then?
It's the beginning of the end.But at least the turtletrannies lost.
>>563458071>whataboutismNot gonna happen either way. Ascension aren't as greedy and retarded as Shenna.
>>563458071Then I just go to Kronos, niggerguy. This is the reality of playing on pservers. Shenna and Crogge were a way bigger threat to pservers as a whole though and I take great pleasure knowing that at best they have to start all over.
>>563457929>>563457949WHICH ONE YOU STUPID INBRED FUCKING NIGGERFAGGOTS
>>563457692>blizzard is using this as the testbed for taking down other serversthey already tested suing private servers in 2011 with wowscapethey won
>>563458297Gurubashi doesnt have cross faction, atleast on kezan with 250 people or whatever I can do a fuckin dungeon maybe with the increase player pool. Decision seems obvious, but pvp bozos lack braincells
fuck it im trying epoch what faction bros?
>>563458432Forgot the server pops were in the fucking triple digits. Guess it's Kezan assuming Guru's pop doesn't grow by a 1000% this week.
>gurubashitards after their server dies because they are all retarded noshoes that have to camp redridge 24 hours a day so now no battlegrounds or dungeon groups ever pop
>>563459391It is the second time i see another gurubashi server dying.the original was the brazillian alliance central to Warsong's Horde infested hellhole with Vin Diesel's orc shaman and chimpanzee behavior
>>563457692you're a fool if you think blizzard can go after every private server, they barely even got turtle wow, they had to go after individuals as a scare tactic, after this there will be like 10 turtle wow-like servers popping up. the war on private servers is like nintendo going after rom sites or the war on piracy, it's never going to end and private servers will always exist - i am just hoping a major data breach or leak happens at blizzard where engine and code leaks out.
>>563458679im rolling a priest on ally fuck it its time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SJghgA65bcnublizzard bootlickers need to be studied
QUICK WPSG DECIDE FOR MEhuman warlock or helf priest?
>>563460453>making a character on a dead serverlmao
>>563460491I still have time to see some before it gets lost r-right...? alternatives?
>>563460157in between every dumbass reporting this as SHENNA GETTING BLACKED IN THE STREETS BLIZZARD TAKES THE GREATEST DUB OF ALL TIME and posts like this i want all pservers and the actual game itself to go down
>>563460540FEMALE GOBLIN WARLOCK FAST WE HAVE NO TIME
>>563460540We don't know until tomorrow
>>563460619EWWW NOSHOES>>563460635fuckFUCKFUCKFUKCCC I need my worlo fix you cant do this to me aaaiii
Nothing like turtletranny tears
>>563457712Technical issues lead to devs abandoning the project, which lead to no new content
>>563460540If you're going to waste your time you should do it on a server with more than two months to live at max.
>>563461037but will it have (You) playing alongside...
uhhhhhhhh if you're going to waste time waste it better you chud
Well... the server’s dead now.Hope every single person who turned basement chat into a toxic cesspit feels real good about it.All the laughs, all the drama, all the shit talking... and now there’s nothing left.Congrats, you finally killed it.The turtle couldn’t handle how cancerous its own community became.Next time you join a new server and start running your mouth in global chat, just remember this one died because of people exactly like you.
>>563461284nigger
>>563460997>do a stress test>everything looks good with 100 people logging in>12k try to log in because of epic hype videos on youtube and reddit>everything breaks>tell people only 200 get to log in at a time before being force disconnected after an hour to let the next player in>ban anyone mining or herbing a little too much>cap levels at 10>turns out 90% of promised features are barely functional vibe coded bullshit and the only new content is 2 reworked level 19 dungeons and a single new level 35 dungeon>balance issues everywhere and arbitrary additions/subtractions from classes, warlocks had to argue with devs for weeks to get felguard back>devs spending more time banning people for mpreg reacting instead of fixing issues which were all jeet vibecode>bugs from beta test 1 made it into the final release despite being reported as fixed a dozen times>pretend blizzard send a hit squad after you and sell out to ascensionepochtrannies really like to try whitewashing just how bad the release was as bullying or blaming the mysterious ddos fairies instead of sheer incompetence
>>563461284glad to know I and I alone killed turtlewow
>>563461284Impressive that shitposting in basement chat caused the Blizzard cease and desist
>>563461384>the only new content is 2 reworked level 19 dungeons and a single new level 35 dungeonI'll give you everything else but this just isn't trueeither way that server was on life support ever since gaytotes handed the keys to ascension, but I did have fun shitposting about the launch for 2 weeks and then playing it for another 2
>>563460157>Slopgenerated thumbnail
Why was Zaptuah sperging out about Leakycage in the FMC discord a couple days ago?
>>563447975He sounded crestfallen today.
a comfy RFC run on Epoch tonite
>>563462669do you like femhumie warlocks...?
In the event blizzy takes over turtle, this will be our new queen.
>>563462669WE'RE SO FUCKIN BACK
So bronzebeard or warmane? Never did any raiding before
>>563462669No 4chan guild in sight, just anons living in the moment
>>563463179pochie
>>563463179>never did any raiding beforethen neither, warmane is full of sweats who will require you to have minimum ulduar gear to join heroic dungeonsmeanwhile bronzebeard is just retarded
>>563463179both pay2win, its turtle or pochie only
>>563462669Didn't this server die for a reason. I remember it cratered to like a few hundred players or something.
>>563463660it first died because of what this anon said >>563461384after ascension got it up and running it just slowly died off naturally, mostly because they didn't have a dev team working on it consistentlyseems like they're picking up steam though? not entirely sure
>>563463660yeppochie has no future unless tkeks flood it so hard they leave dutch no choice but to assign more devs
>>563461384>fixing issues which were all jeet vibecodethe majority of the issues were from them using a trinitycore which was years out of date
>>563462802you are most welcome!
PICK A SERVER NOW YOU FUCKING RETARDSPICK IT NOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW
>>563464373There is no server like turtle, bro. It's joever.
>>563464373kekzan on pochie is BUSSIN
>>563416219>>563416219>>563416219New thread
>>563453381
FACT: every newpochie will get their own personal gnome priestess.
>>563464862that facial expression. it's like she took a very satisfying shit.
>turtlefags are already starting to abandon ship and join epochFUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
>>563464373EPOCH LIVES AND WILL THRIVE. A VISION OF MOLTEN CORE HAS APPEARED TO ME IN MY DREAMS.
Should we (FMC/Evil) make a guild on pochie?
Should remove Turtle Wow and its guilds from the OP since the server is dead.
>>563465336n-not dead yet...
>>563465114>FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL>Not even 200 playersSo they still didn't fix that problem, huh?
>>563465052
>>563465473That’s still 200 more than Turtle is going to have after Shenna pulls the plug
>>563464153except for bugs with tbc abilities like kill command that got reported as "fixed" 3 betas in a row and were still broken on release
>>563464862>>563465537who is this mating press magnet?
Now that Turtle is dead, should I play on BBC+ or Epoch?
>>563465762>worst gookmmo vibes + r*tail garbage but has fuckton of peoplevs>immaculate vibes but dead abandonwarechoose wisely...
>>563465938Epoch sound comfy. I’ll play there.
gonna make a new char on epoch I guess, I'm thinking a dorf guyhunter or rogue?
does epoch have goblins?
dont repost rasknislop she is a serious huntress on a serious quest
>>563466215no
>>563466215no but gnomes can heal
>>563466450This sucks
>>563464373If you're talking about epoch, or anyone reading this is considering epoch, I don't know what you guys are looking for but here's the raw truth of it.It's the slowest, lowest burn set of servers out there. There will be no "Fresh" servers so don't bother asking, this is not me saying "fuck you, got mine" it's just there's not the man power or population or point of such a wipe given the current progression state on the servers.There are a handful of players still maintaining add-ons for epoch if that's your sort of thing.Kezan has about 300 active players that fluctuates, sometimes heavily, There are established guilds, raids but it's literally only onyxia, two world bosses and MC in April (Soon™), BGs are regular, There is season 1 pvp gear, economy in terms of turn over is very slow as you're only selling to a handful of people atm.Stuff does happen, dungeons do form, it's just very chill at your own pace right now, might change with MC or maybe turtlefags which are already starting to flow in at low levels. Grub I have no real clue on, if you thought having 100-300 players online was dead, then grub would be the walking corpse of 5 people, If you wanted "FRESH" this is probably the best bet since I doubt anything has been done on that server since no one was there to do it. No matter which you pick, it's a gamble as epoch always has been, but out the two I'd pick Kazan, or if you are all in gamble and want to try build the closest thing to a "fresh" feeling server pick guru, but don't blame anyone if it abandoned. >BBC+you like retail gatcha wow that people have already stopped playing then have I a server for you.
>>563465741Rasknitt, level 60 Human Hunter of <Evil>
>>563466669pvp servers typically last only until the first wave of freshriders reaches redridge camping stage after that its downhill to deathif telabim fags swarm guru as a new brief wave it may still see some fun out there but majority of refugees will not even consider pvp enabled server really...
>>563466669Kezan guild.War mode enforced.
World of Meercraft coming soonNew custom contentAll quests workall class es workmost spells workwe waiting u
>>563466669I would be pretty pissed if Dutch wipes Epoch for "le fresh hype epic maymay reddit!" especially since they already wiped it once before (even if the cap was lvl 15 it was still a wipe)I got my 60 Druid on their with mostly pre bis and a full PVP set ready to go if Turtle goes down. Don't make me re-grind again because a bunch of tourists fresh chasers want to play until level 30 and quit again.
>>563466669I'm rolling on kezan!I'll fuck around for a while and see if I stay
Shenna status?
TURDIES! IT IS TIME TO BEGIN YOUR JOURNEY
>>563466669Fine, I'll remake my nelf in Kezan while we wait until turtle dev's announcement
>>563467304laughing while swimming in all the chinese money and prepping yet another totally not seen before tortuga-wow classic+ experience
See you boys on Epoch
I forgot I chose explorer's contract on this lock on kezan. But on the bright side no competition for the defias escort!
>>563467409She can't keep getting away with it...
I for one can't wait for alligatorwow
>>563467409hopefulyl this time on a better client version
>>563467532good charname!
now lets not get ahead of ourselves herewhat if twow is allowed to keep running?
>>563467750and lose all that (((content)))? lol nope enjoy your 1.1xxx + superwow.dll + btcminerpower.dll + trojanxpsp3.dll
>>563467871fuuuuuck
>>563467847why would it be allowed to keep running?
>>563467983idk
>>563467409Tbh i have a feeling Turtle is going to close down but Shenna/Crogge will reopen it in China a year or so later. They make most of their money from chinese players and a chinese only release is much easier to not draw the eye of blizzard kike lawyers. I don't believe Shenna/Crogge and probably even that Israeli guy in charge of AFKcraft care about US/EU guys getting in trouble if they re launch Turtle and breach the settlement agreement. The only way they keep it closed is if Blizzard paid them a lot of money in the settlement which is possible. Ryujinx devs got paid off by Nintendo recently for example.
>>563466669I will follow up that the pop on Kazan at least is aware of Turtles current state, and of the overflow of new players that might want to move there. There has been talk of having an active effort between the more optimistic and helpful established players and guilds to try help out any new players with free shit or groups for dungeons or elite quests as well as a "re-release" date next Friday where they are trying to get a load of the current players to make a bunch of alts so that the levelling population will have some stability in the next month or two. No promises though as it completely depends on the server as a whole and that community is, at least in my opinion hanging on this MC release (Soon™) which will prob make or break if people want to carry on.
>>563468294>try help out any new players with free shit or groups for dungeons or elite quests this is why smallpop servers are genuinely betterim proud of my pochibwehs..
>>563468294Dutch was very likely always waiting to see if Turtle would die before marketing Epoch again and sending more resources to it. If Turtle is ded then 100% epoch will get a revival, the only question is if they will do a wipe/relaunch.
>>563466669>>563468294sounds very sovlfvl. pochie wonned bigly.
>>563468124mainland china? not sure considering the hoops they will have to jump through + netease will not look kindly on that sort of shitI'm pretty positive there will be yet another HK shell
We are never going to get kino like the high elf starting zone ever againI will miss the Thalassian Highlands and beautiful Alah'thalasI will miss the actual good story of the high elvesFuck Blizzard
>>563466669ok lets go kezan if turtle dies, I sign up
>>563468465>>563468536It sounds all wholesome, sure. it's just weather or not it's just words and people actually do it. not shitting on anyone just being pragmatic
>>563468124The problem with that is that all the skilled people are from EU/US. All the addon makers, the client modders, the class/gameplay ressources are from EU/US. You might think that's unneeded to operate a server, but it's also from that pool of skilled people that they are recruiting. Recruiting people to design items, make encounters, write quests, touch classes and so on. If there is no EU/US servers they won't be able to recruit people to work on the server.
does epoch have balance changes?
>>563468942Mostly TBC talents with additional talent points you get while leveling. Some classes get additional stuff like Bladestorm being the keystone talent for Arms warrior:https://mel-talent-calc.vercel.app/mageMost of the tier sets got customized and there's an early PvP set/weapons if you just wanna spam BG's.
forgot Auberdine has a reputation on Epog. Pretty neat
>>563469232that's fucking stupid, fuck you
>>563468882I have undressed my priestess after a particular pochie incident occurred and ragesold all her gear so she is naked but she still has all those buffs so I will log in head to elwynn and buff all newpochies I see
does epoch have druid balance ?
>>563468942Also druids get AP scaling in cat/bearform through weapons, Assassination rogue is now viable, tons of new bosses and gear in dungeons/through new quests
>>563468294Alright, I'm convinced, will roll on kezan for a few days and see how it goes
>>563469263Your skin color is fucking stupid nigger fuck YOU
>>563469379OOC revive spell, you can use consumables in form which is pretty big
>>563469518your brown and jew .
>>563468942gimme a class and if I know it i'll give you the cloest i can to the current state of it.if you want to see shit like change logs, jump on to the shitty ascension discord, scroll all the way down to the bottom of the channel list and read up on the changes they've done. not saying you have to stay in that discord btw, it's just where all the old logs are, new launcher displays recent changes as well now.
>>563469730priest shammy warlock??
>>563469730not him but hunter
>>563468935I think development might be fucked besides getting some contractors to finish up grim batol/quel'thalas.
>>563469730tell me about rogues
>>563469589I've read the talents and it seems like a massive downgrade from Turtle. I'll try a class I never played before to not set expectations
Its worth to play on epoch and atleast do everything up to UBRS, didnt do ony but leveling and doing dungeons was very cool even if many things didnt.The dungeons were more impressive with their mechanics than anything on turtle until K40 or timbermaw hold, these 2 beat it tho.
nelf, human or dwarf? in terms of hotness
Evilsisters… we could’ve cleared Naxx….(WE WERE HERE)
>>563470142always nelf
>>563469908Yeah, talents were part of things I disliked in Epoch design (along with professions power). TBC talents are often better than vanilla, but not as good as something custom. At least it was a better base and they could have worked on it, now that the all the original creators are gone, it's a lost cause.
>>563470278You will never be as cool as Elafi
>>563470012>do everything up to UBRSBrother you don't even have Molten Core, whatt do you mean by "up to UBRS"? The whole game???
>>563470656yes?
Just made a FORSAKEN PALADIN on Epoch. Goodbye Turtle Wow!
>>563470656I mean that there is hardly any reason to pvp, farm prebis, do ony/wbosses
>>563470012Most of the time the new mechanics were good. I would say Princess is borked, she summons 2 centaurs in the middle that won't agro you if you are a small distance away so you can just pull Princess away at the start which people normally do anyway. Server really needed another 6 months of testing but i have a feeling Kaytotes and his gang of merry cucks were nervous about Turtle UE5 and rushed it out.
>>563469797>>563469809>>563469864well shit, didn't expect all the ones I've not bothered with yet to be the first ones>warlock>Felguard go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, It's tbc talents, Seed is insane in dungeons / aoe etc, DPS in raids is solid though we only have fights like ony + the two extra bosses in there to go on, I can't really say if there are any major chances to lock, but it is a solid class to the point it's been nerfed like 3 times now.>priest sorry not played, I have no actual clue on if there are any changes or how they are preforming really.>hunteragain not played but they are annoying to deal with in pvp, for some reason we see very few pve hunters, it's quite odd. >rogues I'd say are in a good spot imo, both pvp and pve, currently only have a lvl 35ish one personally, been solid tbc rogue in all honestly. PvP wise defo some of the more annoying classes to deal with.sorry couldn't of been more help, probably should be the sad fucker on the server who has a 60 of every class posting here instead of me, Honestly though, paladins have been the insane balance changes class. every patch has been nerfing them to the bone because of the initial changes they brought in a few months back, it's actually quite funny. If I can remember that new site someone launched for "raid logs" I'll post it, If I do i can't vouch for it's authenticity or that it's an accurate reflection of the current state of classes but do with the info as you will.
>>563471096uhm.. shammy??????
>>563469864One thing about rogues is people think shadowstep is broken because Americans are not used to playing at higher latency.
>>563445302>>563445509both of you are retarded faggots. chinese players outnumber NA/EU 3:1 and finance the whole thing. they've made at least $10,000,000 since the chinese servers opened. there are 500,000 accounts and the average account spends at least $20 total, most likely way more due to the chinese whale culture
>>563469797>>563471096>priestdivine spirit is now baselinefear ward is now baselinegnomes get bis racialssmite and holy fire are okay, buffed but nothing incredibly differentdisc gets a bit of love but youll never use its capstone lol and disc healing is still worse than holyshadow has had literally no changes
>>563470449
I killed Turtle because I was tired of trannies and AI slop. I hope you learned your lesson because I'll do it again to the next server if you haven't.
<Pochie Patrol>?
Just started playing on Epoch and my first impressions are positive. I’m getting early Turtle vibes here. Everyone I have met so far has been really friendly toward me.
Im confused, are they shutting down the whole server or just US access to the server?
>>563475461We don't know until they do the announcement. It seems very unlikely that Blizzard would accept anything other than shutting the server down thoughever.
pochi... ACK
>>563476070show the guild name nigga
Female Human Hunter, Male Human Paladin, Female Goblin Warlock, Female Night Elf Druid…anything else for the list of most mentally ill gender/race/class combos? Male Tauren Warrior maybe?
>>563476253<Sylmas Pearls>
>>563476378>Female Night Elf DruidThere's no other alliance druid race and the Male NE cast animation looks dumb af, there's really no other choice
Dwarf shaman or Gnome priest for Pochie?
>>563477426t. just got done being abused by “her” tank bf
Anyone playing alliance in epoch right now?
>>563480367soon
alright so epoch is the tranny server nowwhere are us heterosexuals going
>>563480845tauri legion of course
>>563480512Welcome fren
So are we all on ascension now?
Questing through northwind for the first time, idk why but it reminds me of shrek 3 from reason lol
>>563476378Explain your justification for some of these.
this new launcher fucking sucksI remember the old one having problems tooguess I'll just launch from the exe
if turtlewow shuts down i am probably going to go through a serious depressive episode.
>>563482357let it all burn, even the world.
>if troontle wow dies I'll do what troons usually do (become an hero)Yeah we know.
>>563482357The main thing that sucks is we won't ever get Grim Batol and Ruins of Silvermoon kino raids. Blizzard's Classic+ shit will be mid recycled shit like Scarlet Enclave.
>>563482523being on HRT doesnt make you a troon.
>>563482357why? celebrate getting rid of kazakstani jailer and wait for either pochie revival, kkkronos or some other newfresh popping. despite what blizzdrones think this will not discourage pserver scene, on the contrary now that shenna is temporarily set back to square 1 we will have a massive vacuum. anyone who steps up first will be THE ting... but anyone who will provide helfies will tap the gold
>>563482613the whole situation just sucks. i was really liking turtle wow.
Can you guys keep up raiding/doing stuff till turtles actually dies instead of migrating?Turtle got alot of fresh meat the last few weeks (myself included) thanks to mysteries of azeroth and alot of us are rushing to experience the custom content before it becomes lost media
>>563482973idk man why bother? if its lost media for real then it never existed in the first place
>>563482782see >>563482836i was just really enjoying my time on there and dont know what to do now.
>>563482973Why bother? why do anything
>>563446242Dawntrail killed the game
bro you guys are going to be so BTFO'd when turtle annouces the closure only to annouce the official blizzard and turtle partnership servers.
>>563476378Idk my first character was female human hunter and at the time no one played that combo but me but I quit the moment I hit 60.Funny enough far more people got mad at me in pvp as a gnome warrior than when I was a hunter which is silly because hunter has so many more tricks to be annoying.
>>563483118step back, take a deep breath and wait until they get their "detailed announcement" out whatever that will be. then, plan around that.
>>563483221I just don't see how it will work without blizzard taking so much dosh from them they would have to literally work for free while making them even more money.
>>563483309alright...thats good advice, thanks<3
>>563483398It wouldn't work. projects like warmane and ascension will just keep operating for all of the money because blizzard cannot offer anything new, nor would they want to incase any of their tools leaked and then they're dealing with more modern private servers.
>>563483221Turtle is a special case where alot of their plus content conflicts/retcons the lore.Blizzard can't implement it without implicitly admitting their own lore is shit.Also, Blizzard probably just wants turtle team to actually just fuck off and die, i doubt they want anything to do with them let alone offer them positions. They just want them to disappear
I mean we did all know this was comming right the second the suit hit.
>>563474129>>563476070can't believe someone actually logged in and checked...
>>563444721>>563448564>going to epoch after all those players who exploited zul'farrak got their banks full of matsngmi
I'm just hoping someone salvages/leaks the custom content and puts it out there so it's not lost forever
>>563483803eblaorate
THEY ARE DISMANTLING IT BIT BY BIT
>>563483805they cant it would violate the settlement, when nost did it they almost got fucked by blizzard.
>>563483730Yeah I don't know why anyone thought Turtle would win the lawsuit. The main thing is whether or not they'll care.
>>563483803and I should care about that because???
>>563483805Huh, well there was a leak from 2 years ago that was at https://github.com/brian8544/turtle-wow but it looks like that has been deleted recently. I just checked on it like 2 days ago and it was still there.
>>563483538This alsoblizzard is currently overrun and corrupted by mentally ill homosexuals, transexuals, mongoloid greedy faggot big wigs, and retarded developers.Even if we somehow got a Blizzard x Turtle partnership there's no way they won't corrupt future content, allowing rampant RMT, botting and implement draconian chat rules, mix in the token and now you have Classic/Retail all over again and everyone will just leave.
are you guys mad or something? blizzard will never give pservers legitimacy
>>563483883https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVz5Ev38SBIFarewell turtle, the gay overlords have won.
Male Helf or Female Helf?
>>563483538They can do things like put Malfurion in Hyjal ectLet's face it the turtle writing is a bit ESL
>>563484314male helf named Macholad with shirtless transmog and the tiniest plate leggings you can find.
The best part about turtle was that it made it impossible for "content creators" to do their usual leeching.Classic plus will be overrun with streamers and "WHAT TO DO ON DAY 1 OF PATCH X" garbage.I dont need to mention botting, third world gold sellers and the other trash.Even if blizzard makes an enjoyable game, the circumstsnces around it will ruin it.
>>563483883bro it's never been more over.
>>563484001This looks like the same thing though: https://github.com/Winfidonarleyan/turtle-wow
>>563484410blizzard bends the knee to e-beggars which further ruins the game.>pick a server>log in just fine the first week>all of a sudden sit in a 20k queue>e-beggar mcfaggot picked your server and brought his parasocial loser simp army with him
>>563483826Ngor and Voivid deleted all their videos and I didn't save a clip when Voivid showed his banks on stream.But they were banned before Bronzebeard takeover, they were the reason of many crashes. The zf tombs didn't disappear so they spammed thousands of clicks then aoe farmed them all.And they only got caught because Ngor recorded it and didn't censor his chat properly after uploading the vid in youtube.Voivid likes to disappear every now and then, so just gotta ask him after he comes back.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWE LOST TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>563484576>this is someones adult male son who plays a pride character on official blizzard servers
>>563484463This likely does not even include k40, whats the point?
even the cloud is sad :(
>>563471293is step baseline or a sub talent?just gonna play mutilate lol they removed the back positional requirement surely it's strong as fuck
>evil will NEVER clear AQ
>>563484516oh yeah I remember this onedidnt they all get bannedbut pochie needs a relaunch yet again badly anyway
>>563484739Now that its over, tell us, was gramble just too small for you?
>>563485024yes :(
>>563485069you got rejected and are coping like the sad incel you are
>>563485024i dont know if anyone could compete with KH. plus gramble is kind of a whiny fag and that whole STAY AWAY FROM BRANDED message made me lol so hard
the saddest thing is the potential loss of the heckin wholesome community on turtle. can't say i'm really into the whole fresh fomo rush.
>>563485169these people have to go somewhere you know they aint just poofing out of existence like they never existed right there will be another place to find them
>>563484958>didnt they all get bannedYeah they banned their mains, not the alt accounts where all the gold went lmao, gaytotes didn't even know how to track it.wipe it all over again
>>563485126We saw the screenshots, gramble.
>>563484751capstone for the sub treeearliest you can get it is 44
>>563485248I fucking hate fagtote so much. relaunch it. I don't care if I lose my shit or if someone who grinded it out does. give out idk consolation OG pochie tabards now is the time dutch
>>563485247yeah, true and a good point. i'll just have to keep an eye on things i suppose. would suck to lose some of the names i've grown attached to but that isn't really a big deal.
>>563485147The best part is, if he just waited a week he would have been fine, nobody would have found out about it, but no he had to make a scene.
these incel tranny faildoms trying to act like chad is so fucking funny lmao
If you see me out in Gurubashi, say hiBut if you meet me at the Kezan I'm a talkative guy
>>563485482lmao. yeah. and i cant believe he posted that message as if it showed him in a good light when he himself...you know what nevermind but lol..just lol...
>>563485482glorpgle's rage was so powerful it killed entire massive serverglorpgle confirmed for most powerful anonkneel in respect (I'm not glorpgle (truly))
So I shouldn't level on turtle wow?
gonna roll a pochie dwarf hunter when I get up tomorrow
>>563486186cool, nobody's taking that crap seriously unless they relaunch anyways.
>>563486163Maybe wait till the announcement tomorrow so you know if (when) it is shutting down
>>563486285no one takes vanilla seriously
>>563483883EVROPEAN CHADS BACKED BY THE EVROPEAN REGIME WILL BE ABLE TO PLAY GAMES FOREVERFOREVER!
>>563486438say that to the parseniggers
>>563486483This nigga playing on da android mobile device
>>563486438I wish, the problem is people take vanilla too seriously.
if shenna was open source none of this would be a problem. but now all of her 10 years of work will vanish.
>>563486551im at work. i hate work. i wanna go home and play turtle wow. i cant neet max atm, maybe again at the end of the year...
I know its hella stressful for everyone but please be patient. I've been playing this server for 5+ years and have put in a lot of effort into helping the community. I of all people know how much stress you are under.
Has Epoch even been updated at all after the entire dev team dropped it?
i took a look at the wowhead comment section and i got cancerhow are people who are posting on a non blizz affiliated website this massive bootlicking retards
>>563486539they're insane, I remember raids were pretty relaxing at first early SoD, and my final week before my sub lapsed in phase 2, I did a gnomer and this fucking mongoloid was just nonstop yapping about his parses over and overI purposely fucked him over on loot on the last boss because he was so obnoxious then logged out and never played that garbage again.
>>563486956wowhead comments, mmo-champion comments, and the official WoW reddit are full of brain dead faggot boot lickersprobably sunk cost fallacy from spending 50000000000000 hours mount/mog/achievement hunting and spending 6 figures on raid boosts for ahead of the curve titles and elite pvp color gear.
what's a class and spec i can play effectively at high pingshaman comes to mind, maybe not ele though.maybe restro druid?
We will never get anything as kino as Thalassian Highlands ever againFuck Blizzard
>>563486729>i wanna go home and play turtle wow.>maybe at end of year i can neet maxbrother turtle ain't making it to the end of the year
>>563486917mainly bug fixes but they released onyallegedly MC is coming later this month
>>563487136Thalassian Highlands were kinda shit thoughNow Gilneas, that's where it's at
>>563486917NO
>>563486917No, but there's a slim possibility Dutch will place attention on Epoch again, assuming of course the worst case scenario for Turtle WoW.
>>563487427what does red dead redemption 2 have to do with world of warcraft?
>>563487515Have some goddamn faith.
This is it bros, I have accumulated daily points for this moment I WILL win the skittering boy
>>563486917>>563487427Yes it got updates. Ony is out, first pvp season with the stv vg is out, MC planned soon, that aside all the bug fixes. And Dutch will never pay attention to Epoch again because it wasn't designed with making money mind like Bronzebeard.
>>563487229As someone who has wanted playable high elves for so long it is my dream zone
>>563487584WE'RE GOING TO TAHITI ARTHUR!!!!
>>563487851>I know its hella stressful for everyoneYou are posting this being ironic because that is all you can be, but it actually is for some people.
>>563488018Why?
>>563488058turtles been online for 8 + years people playing on nord are about to get btfo in the hardest ways.If you're on ambershire you're probably just slightly bummed out.
>>563488117lol
now that the dust has settled can we all admit turtle high elves were just a shitty lazy recolor that don't accurately represent vanilla/wc3 and should have never used the tbc models
>>563488058Because, where am I supposed to go now? I play WoW somewhat as a social outlet and met a lot of cool people that I will try to stay in touch with, but who knows what server everyone will end up at, and I think a lot of them will just quit wow for awhile and I cant say I dont get it. But yeah its just sad and a little anxiety inducing until we get a statement, yes.
The nuclear option is Turtle sharing all of their server assets, letting anyone launch their own Turtleclone, and we enter a new era of private servers.
>>563488290they'd break the settlement and go to super jail
>>563488197female one look sexy. and so, i always make my chars female helfs. i don't care about anything else.
>>563488117I thought people on private servers didn't really care that much about character preservation. When playing on a private server you kind of accept that this could be shut down at any moment. Tbdesu it's a better fate than having a character on retoilet but the game you used to love doesn't exist anymore.
>>563488318Just say that it was a leak and throw some low ranker under the bus.
>>563487158i will, since i am evropean i will be able to play my games forever.
>>563488409its less about character preservation in this case and more about the possibility of all the custom content being lost forevercharacter customization, items, zones, models, dungeons, etc. on turtle is something no other server has unless someone decides to throw the entire turtle team under the bus and leaking the database
>>563488117Yeah I feel bad for older players, my nord characters were fresh november 2024 and I only stuck around for 3 months then I quit until ambershire which I played almost a month late and never hit cap.Even that feels pretty bad so I couldn't imagine playing for almost a decade or doing awful grinds like rank 14 or building lege's.I did rank 14 in real vanilla on a low pop server and still hated every moment of it, I was even fortunate enough to be a teenager working for a game cafe at the time so I was literally being paid while grinding honor and still hated it.
>>563488447im about ready to move to France anyways. U.S. is being ridiculous and Trump the Catholic Jesuit faggot is ruining it.
>>563488409No people definitely care about that. the main appeal of turtle was a combination of good custom content, longevity of char data, no RMT, no bots, no boostfags.All things blizzard doesn't care to provide at all
>>563488503If Turtle devs really did it for the love of World of Warcraft, like they alwats claimed, IF the server ends up shutting down, they will share/leak the whole thing with the community.
>>563488290The nuclear option is merge with Ascension
>>563488409People care, some people don't care and will reroll fresh endlessly but turtle had been around for years as a stable experience. After 8+ years you'd lose the >OH IM GOING TO LOSE IT ALLmentality and just adopt the more common >I guess blizzard just doesn't give a shit about my 2k pop serverSame goes for other long runnning servers like warmane, dalaran, ascension, shutdowns happen but usually it's due to the server creator being bored or moving on then blizzard cracking down this is the first time they've made an overtly aggressive move since scapegaming>but what about nostnost did it to themselves.
>>563488745lol, lmao
>dual box leveling/boosting my mage>hungry>doordash jack in the box>shits taking forever>check doordasher>Aj, 4000+ deliveries>real name is Alajanro or some shit>msg him if something happened>get back english that doordash translated from spanish>a fucking spic is delivering my food>see him randomly sitting in a parking lot for 20 minutes after picking up my food>45 minutes later my burger is cold as fuck and fries soggyI have his face from my doorbell camera and his name. Should I unironically report him to ICE? Even if he is legal it would scare him to not be retarded and griefing.
>>563488205lol
>>563488605>no RMT, no bots, no boostfagsbecause you can't see it doesn't mean it doesn't happen.
Hello and welcome back to Cooking with Kemono™! Today we will be making: Classic Turtle Soup Recipe (Traditional)Ingredients:>2–3 pounds of turtle meat (typically snapping turtle; ask your butcher or specialty market)>4 cups chicken or beef broth>2 cups water>3 tablespoons butter or cooking oil>1 large onion>2 stalks celery>2 medium carrots>3 cloves garlic>1 bay leaf>1 teaspoon dried thyme>1 teaspoon dried parsley>1 teaspoon paprika>1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper (optional, for heat)>1/4 cup dry sherry or Madeira wine>1/4 cup all-purpose flour (for roux)>Salt and black pepper to taste>2 hard-boiled eggs (optional, for garnish)>Lemon wedges (optional, for serving)>1 Shenna>1 Crogge>1 Blizzard Lawsuit
>>563488907yes.
>>563488749That's not a nuclear option. A nuclear option has longlasting ramifications and changes things forever, like dropping a nuke does.
Prepare the turtle meat:If using a whole turtle, carefully remove the shell, then separate the meat from the bones. This can be messy; wear gloves if desired.Cut the meat into small, bite-sized cubes. Discard any fat or gristle. Rinse the meat under cold water to remove impurities, then pat dry with paper towels.Prepare the vegetables:Peel the onion, then cut it into small dice, roughly 1/4-inch pieces.Wash the celery stalks, trim the ends, and dice them to match the size of the onion.Peel the carrots, then dice them similarly.Peel the garlic cloves and mince them finely.Make the base:In a large, heavy-bottomed pot or Dutch oven, melt 3 tablespoons of butter over medium heat (or heat oil if you prefer).Once melted, add the diced onion, celery, and carrots. Stir frequently. The goal is to soften the vegetables without browning them. This should take about 5–7 minutes.Add the minced garlic and stir for 1 minute until fragrant.Cook the turtle meat:Increase the heat slightly and add the turtle meat to the pot.Sear the meat until lightly browned on all sides, about 5–6 minutes, stirring occasionally. This step enhances flavor through caramelization.Add liquid and spices:Pour in 4 cups of broth and 2 cups of water. Stir gently.Add the bay leaf, thyme, parsley, paprika, and cayenne pepper if using.Season with a small pinch of salt and a few turns of black pepper; you can adjust later.Simmer the soup:Bring the mixture to a gentle boil over medium-high heat.Reduce heat to low and let it simmer uncovered for 1–1.5 hours. Stir occasionally to prevent stickingThe meat should become tender, and the flavors should meld.Make a roux for thickening:In a small saucepan, melt 2 tablespoons of butter over medium heatAdd 1/4 cup flour and whisk continuously for 2–3 minutes until the mixture turns golden and smells slightly nutty.Add the dry sherry or Madeira wine and stir. Simmer an additional 5–10 minutes.Taste and adjust salt, pepper, or cayenne as desired
come play chromiecraft with me!
>>563488959>run around in every zone>see no bots>use world chat daily for years>zero faggots spamming boosts in public like blizzard servers>make plenty of gold on the AH even when the server is almost 10 years old, all goods still sell with zero inflation like official blizzard serversWeird, it's not like there's evidence or anything, amiright mr anonymous?lmao
>>563488971>>563489073BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>563488605My live characters I made back in 2006 are still around and playable.My Turtle characters I made in 2020? Seems like they won’t make it.
>>563489105what custom content do they have?
>>563457220This never happened with SoD. There has not been a single attempt at making a SoD private server. Wonder why.
>>563489246>SoD private serverthat's BBC+
>>563489150>it's banned in public chat channels so it doesn't happen!Come on man. And it's not like you can provide evidence either.
>>563489294Bronzebeard doesn't have any of the content from SoD, and the mystic enchant system, while similar to runes, doesn't have all of the SoD runes.
>>563489204My penis? Intact and healthy.Your penis? It seems like it didn't make it....sadly
>>563488956What part of my post was funny? Just because you lack a soul doesn't mean all of us here do.
>>563489391also worth mentioning ascension did runes before SoD
>>563489456Ascension's original mystic enchant system was way better than it is now. It used to be extra talent points you could get on your gear and it let you do some crazy shit. Now it's just a bunch of pre-built class kits.
>>563489150>be leveling>people shamelessly questing with a level 60 behind them>people shamelessly going into lower level dungeons with a level 60 behind themSOVL
When is Legion..............
>>563489614is legion the future of wpsg?
>>563489204>My live characters I made back in 2006 are still around and playable.They are not the same chars. Completely replaced and trapped in a tragedy of a "mmo" that is retail
>>563489614two more weeks, sis
>>563489598Saw this all the time in SoD.
>>563489204>My live characters I made back in 2006 are still around and playable.because you havent played them since 2006.AI GM will ban you if you even think about typing in the game, and that's that. You'll never get it back unless you are an eceleb of some repute.
>>563489598i only understand this if locked in a piece of shit pvp server. but if you do it in HC then fuck you.
>>563489204>My live characters I made back in 2006 are still around and playable.Is the game you played in 2006 still there though?
>>563489678Always has been
>>563489735That's the usual degeneracy on blizzard servers, and worse shit happens there, but let's not pretend like none of it happens on turtle or other popular private servers.
>>563489895The people who play blizzard servers aren't human.
>>563489410lol
okay turtle clooses but next blizzcon torta walks out on stage
>>563448770https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY_ETGbW23s
>>563491386This is the problem with any of blizzards solutions.
What's the scoop on Twow's status? Any official statement yet regarding whether it lives or dies or are we all still doomposting out of uncertainty?
>>563492037official statement today or tomorrow
>>563492037In discord it was said that there will be a statement in a few days, meanwhile /heals/troons crying and /wpsg/GODs laughing.
>>563492037they're giving a statement so it's probably over.
>>563492037>donations removed>client DL removed>devs keeping radio silencenah, bro, it's alive and kicking!!!11fucking idiottorta is probably writing some sob farewell post akin to Nostalrius' farewell and running it by Bizz lawyers before posting it today or tomorrow
>>563492142>>563492259I'll keep my "guess ill wait and see" attitude for now. If turtle does ded in the next few weeks then I might just have to log on for old time's sake.>>563492229Why are the healtroons the only ones not happy with it?
>>563468942When you hit 60 you can do a series of quests to unlock and swap between all of the other racials (including the opposite faction) which is super sovlfvl and I can't wait to jump back in and finally have some shenanigans on my shadowmeld mage
come play on Chromiecraft with me!
Are turtle servers down? Couldn't log in, wouldn't update the game, account said I had no characters
>>563492229We're crying too actually.Turtle dying is not a win for pservers no matter how you spin it.No, it won't make epoch suddenly not dead.
>>563492605Wtf is chromiecraft
>try to install epoch>ascension launcher won't work>keeps giving me "failed to reach the auth server" error>zero way to fix thisWell that's it for me.
>>563489598>people shamelessly questing with a level 60 behind themthe only time i saw this happen i whispered them that i am going to report him to GM and then i saw him instantly log out
>>563493016you're not allowed to do it?
>>563492551>Why are the healtroons the only ones not happy with it?Their high elf erp server might be shutting down, /wpsg/ plays on normal servers.>>563492684>We'reGo back>epochOnly turtle troons care about epoch anymore because it lives rent free in your heads to this day
>>563493113you are not allowed to multilog on hc outside of capital
>>563493016>>563493113It's allowed as long as you don't do pvp
>>563493195>/wpsg/ plays on normal serversLol with a side of lmao and an extra serving of kekaroo.
>>563493263maybe on your piece of shit normie server but on my hc server nope i am going to cry to GMs until i see your character fade out of existence
>>563492229>meanwhile /heals/troons crying and /wpsg/GODs laughing./heals/ hasn't mentioned anything about Blizzard shutting down Turtle Wow because they don't care. Meanwhile this thread is shitting itself over it.
>>563492229>>563493369some guy wanted to talk about these days ago no one cared, people only care now because they can concern troll you.
>>563493337Were talking about turtle, what hc server? It's very common to see people with levels 60s behind them on turtle, and it's allowed as long as you don't pvp.
>>563493337hcs should be on thier own server
>now all the good servers will be infested with turtle looneys scurrying like rats from their sinking shipThe private server community suffering yet another loss.
>>563493369Because the ones who care are talking about it here.
>>563493623its allowed only if the character being boosted has no challenges and pvp flag off. if you see a Still Alive with a 60, or any higher level character, helping out you can report them
>>563493623nope. and rules are very clear on this.
>>563489598yeah those people are faggots but in the end they're never playing with you and it's uncommon. its happened on every version of WoW from blizzard owned to Pserver>>563489781if you reported people doing that they got banned btw
>normies and streamers will enjoy and laugh together and have a good time being none the wiser they are supporting an evil satanic corporation by jews and then clap like seals when they add classic+ with goblin paladins with TBC abilities and runes you right click on the ground that give you retail abilities, and they will be happy
>>normies and streamers willhow does this affect me?
>>563493801There are no rules on level 60 friends and "friends" helping you out, and multiboxing is allowed, with some rules.
>>563494120multiboxing only allowed in cities.
Have faithTurtleWoW will survive this one way or another.Doomers will be btfoStay strong.For Turtle.For Quel'thalas.
>>563494210dilate
>>563494196>It is forbidden to multibox more than 2 accounts (2 characters) within the same map zone (Elwynn Forest, Wetlands, Mulgore, The Barrens are all examples of map zones). There are no limits on account/character count in Capital Cities.Can you read? It's allowed to multibox 2 accounts outside cities.
cool, they deemed the servers illegalbut so what? cannibalism and p3d0philia are also illegal and there we have, actiblizzsoft CEOs on it
Come home white man....Come to Season of the Crusade
Everyones saying that this settlement is 100% Blizzard shutting down TWoW. Just gone But a settlement goes both ways TWoW would not have agreed unless they get something too
>>563494403yeah they got amnesty for the western devs lol
>>563494403>TWoW would not have agreed unless they get something toothey get the lawsuit dropped, because blizzard was targeting individual members as well
>>563494403They probably agreed for immunity for their american and yuropean devs
>>563494403>TWoW would not have agreed unless they get something toothe "something" in this case is that akalix wont be sent to bobby kotick's personal rape dungeon. it doesnt mean they got anything, it just means that blizzard isnt having everyone in US jurisdiction jailed and put in ten infinity million dollars of debt
>>563494518not just akalix, it applies to the rest of the team located in the EU which is everyone except shenna, a jew and a kazakhstani
>people thinking the servers just wont be moved to Russia kekburAt worst the code will be leaked and we will have a new TWoW
>>563494313not allowed.
>>563494057they will get hyped for classic+, everyone will play it for 2 months then leave as it turns into a toxic unbalanced sludge pit & the viewership drops from boredom just like SoDrinse repeat for every WoW venture
>>563494627the staff members were sued>the code somehow leaked after they settledlawsuit is back on and blizzard will try to ruin their lives
>>563494579Is Shenna hot?Could she convince them to let Turtle run by sending nudes to Bobby and Ion?
>>563494403Why are people talking about a settlement? You don't settle when you won the case. Any credible source on there actually being a settlement?
>>563494403lmao dude how naive can you be? They were not on an equal playing field. It was not a matter of "I got something you want, you got something I want."It was a matter of "we are going to shut you down completely for messing with our IP and assets and making money off it." This completely changes the tone of the settlement. What makes you think blizz would just allow them to keep it up?
>>563494627isnt the core already on github?
>>563494705I remember seeing pics and she looks like she does meth.
>>563494749picrel>>563494705>Is Shenna hot?god no
>>563494403Blizz present Turtle WoW: Mysteries of Azeroth: REFORGED with all toons transferred and given a special Torta the Tortoise Mount
>>563494627>server moved to Russia>several dozen US based turtle staffers moved to San Quentin
Tomorrow we will get the announcement that Turtle will love somehow and Blizzshills and doomers will ACK en masseScreenshot this
>>563494769outdated by 2 years, but yesthe full DB is also leaked it's 60 gigs>>563494884love has defeated hate?
>Blizzjeets still melting downOh dear oh dear
>>563494627the issue isnt the servers themselves but everything surrounding the servers>payment processors debank shenna so turtle has to make dadgamers buy crypto to donate>devs either get paid through said crypto or do it for free, new content and bugfixes slow to a crawl>anything goes against the terms of the settlement and blizzard revs up their lawyers again to have current and ex-members charged with liability costs that no person could ever afford>leaking the codebase is absolutely part of the settlement btw>so is keeping the server up>if blizzard is particularly spiteful they could even have tier 1 ISPs prevent connection to turtle servers and effectively decouple them from the internettheres no path to twow staying up unless blizzard, for some fucking reason, showed mercy and allowed them to stay up with some stipulationseven if shenna fired everyone within reach of us lawyers and kept the server up itd just mean blizzard would get progressively more brutal with their methods to prevent people from playing or working on the server
>>563494052sleeping paizuri
>>563494637Admitting you're wrong is a sign of intelligence, I spoonfed you turtle's rules on multiboxing yet you still act retarded, or you're not acting.
the rules don't matter anymore, server is shutting downgo wild.
>>563494052Whose house is she always sleeping at? You just know she can’t afford one
>>563495198you seem low IQ, considering you type so many words while being wrong
>>563495296>no youYes very smart. I backed up what I said with evidence, you deny reality, now go be a nigger somewhere else.
It’s called a “settlement” because it never went through the whole trial process which would basically involve the turtle devs being arrested, rounded up, and showing up with lawyers in a court of law.Turtle know it couldn’t win so it’s a “settlement” where they say “okay we know we did wrong and will accept whatever terms in return don’t arrest and extradite us.”
>>563495262Mine, she doesn't have to explain anything but she does have to eat these eggs
>>563495447there wouldn't be any arrests, they would get letters telling them when to show up and to appear in courtif they don't... it's a default win for blizzard on everything and blizzard can enforce fines in the EU and if they continue breaking IP law then their situation gets even worse
>>563495447>arrest and extradite for copyright lawsuit
Turtle WoW is dead. There is no alternative left. Official Classic is hollow other privates are dying or next on the chopping block and the dream of a thriving private WoW scene dies with the turtle.
>a thriving private WoW scene dies with the turtle.new levels of bait
>>563495873Now everypony can hop on the bbc+ train and enjoy true kino.
>>563495934>pserfie used to playing with 50 overall pop server thinks his server isn't categorically "Dead"
>thread lawyers still going at itlmao
>>563495873Turtle needs to double down now. On Unreal and Social Media.
>>563496295when someone is wrong about a legal case/issue I can't help but correct them.
Look the server is dead.>no they’ll move to russian servers and use cryptoEveryone one of these adds a new barrier to their playerbase which as a result will cause them to lose players and donations. Most people don’t want to fuck with VPNs and cryptos just to play a Wow private server. And the reality is the money was already drying up. This just accelerates the demise.
>>563496409The current cope is that all the staff are going to uproot their lives and move to Russia, then never come back to any EU country.Which is just absurd, nobody is leaving their families and lives behind just to develop for a WoW server.They made their impact, it's time to move on.
>>563495430Don't bother trying to reason with turtletrannies, they will never admit being wrong and will defend their shitty server to death regardless of what actual evidence says. They kinda resemble the OG retailbucks in that sense since they use exactly same arguments to defend in-game store and p2w-features like old Blizzard shills of yore did
>>563496619the logical solution is the EU based people leave the team, and get replaced by russkis and chinks.
>>563496619Lmao that’s insane if anyone actually thinks that.
>>563496793Insane ones are the retards who genuinely believe either that Turtle devs are going to get hired by Blizzard (lol) or that their portfolio of copypasting pre-existing assets from TBC & WotLK into "new" custom content somehow makes them better at game development than whatever jeets and diversity hires Blizzard employs (lmao)
>>563496793there was someone arguing it last thread, saying the agreement is just to buy timewhen the easiest way to buy time in a lawsuit is to appeal appeal appeal everything
>>563496684I literally copy pasted the rules from Turtles website. Blizzdrones will come with stupid shit like "how does that affect you personally" or some shitty excuses for their rotten servers, but they don't deny it to this level like that guy.
>>563497127The agreement isn’t to buy time. It means time has been bought.
>>563497016what makes you think it doesn't when the current bliz classic devs cant even figure out how to do that retard
>>563495873>There is no alternative left.Kronos FRESH on 9th of May!
>>563497127Subhuman Turtle apologists have the most retarded takes, in the line of "actually I don't killed him, the bulled killed him" or "no I didn't shot, I just pulled the trigger".
They should just give the character DB to Dutch so he can set up a dedicated server for the refugees.Oh and call it Torta.
>mfw having a blast on Epoch as I have been for the past year while everyone freaks out about some other no name server shutting down
I finally figured out why i never managed to scratch the itch on a classic server.While i admit vanilla is the better designed game, What I'm actually nostalgic for is Wrath. And even then that's not quite it.What I'm nostalgic for was when my grasp on English was more tenuous and i had to settle for playing on a french speaking wotlk pserver (rip Ivalice).I'm going to play on Elendil.Adieu /wpsg/
>>563497618imagine being such a 3rd world subhuman you defend blizzard for free
>>563497721>maliciously breaches the agreement>lawsuit continues
>>563497781Imagine being such a third worlder subhuman that you defend Shenna for free. Imagine being such a third worlder subhuman that you have negative reading comprehension. During the last five years Shenna has done more damage to the pserver scene that Blizzard in all their history, she's the real cancer of the pserver community like (you) brownoids are for mankind. Guess I also post a simple comic since you're unable to understand that one can hate both Shenna and Blizzard.
unc is crashing out about shenna again kek
>>563497757>playing MMO solomental illness
>>563498034go stand in front of a moving train, rajesh
>>563498170>no uGo figure.
Does anyone here actually play on Chromie or is it ded serber?
>>563498660Most players quit during their TBC phase, I know some guys that still play on and off but seems is pretty dead with low hundred player peaks. Guess you can raidlog but that's all.
>>563498861>>563498660why so many quit?
whats wrong with BBC+?
>want to move to Epoch since Turtle is going to die soon>can't even find it from Ascension homepageIt's over before it even began Poochie-sisters
>>563499026it's a soulless cash grab funserverall global chat channels are filled with nohing but "wtb wts cash shop"
>>563498937The TBC brackets were too long (like 1 year of lvl 61-69 content with no raids or even heroics), their quality awful and they somehow brought bugs back. Seems the raids were also poorly scripted, once they released it, or so I heard.>>563499026Too "Ascension" for my taste.
Moments like these make me wish we had accounts so i can laugh at all the retards seething and actually thinking turtle will shut down.You dont know shit but you are so sure of yourself, dont start crying tomorrow when the announcement drops.
>>563499026That acronym for one
>>563499146You download it from the ascension launcher retardkun
>>563499146>want to move to a server with no devs that's been dead for over a year
>>563499146You cant make new accounts, you mean to tell me you dont have one already?Why are you even on this board lol
>>563498034You say this every thread, care to elaborate what this "damage" is?
>>563499265The best thing is that no matter what turtle does, their shilled server will still stay dead. I'd rather play on blizzard's dogshit servers than on 99% of the pservers that aren't turtle.
>>563499334It's got devs though, for quite awhile now.
>>563499453They literally DDoS every other server? Bought the original Vanilla+ and replaced the devs with sock puppets. Bought a couple of other vanilla servers only to bring them down. They're the mafia thwarting the (custom) vanilla community and now you retards don't have other servers to play because they killed them.
>>563499485The turtletroon shows his final form.
>>563499638Did I stutter, turdie? I will rather give blizzard money than play on your dead tranny clique server.
Imagine if part of the settlement were to hand over all turtle OC to Blizzard>Shenna right now
>>563499689That's some insane level of projection lmao
>>563499026Too much monetization. While having a shop with way more p2w items than turtle, the big difference is that you can sell what you buy on the shop. The trade/world chat is constantly spammed from people trying to sell shop items. Add to that boosting, gdkp and similar not being banned, you end up on a server where you can swipe to get xp, items, advantages and thus undermining the whole game and having a shitty retail/classic like community.
>>563499453Not him. Monetizing servers. Turning private server scene into a war zone through ddos on every server that get launched which increases costs and drives more monetisation. So many lies, everything the turtle staff says is a disgusting lie.
>>563499745Your dead tranny server you have tried to promote will stay dead.Get it through your head.
>>563499778>>563499623Your.Server.Stays.Dead.
>>563499623Yep and the raids on turtle are all nerfed plus all the classes are buffed.Gold selling. Turtle cucks often pay $30/week just for gold. Interfering with the economy, anything profitable gets interfered with.
must be work hours in bangladesh or something with this level of samefag
Turtle staff can't make an announcement until their 72 hour involuntary evaluations are finished.
>>563499689>dead tranny clique serverLiterally turtle wow
>>563499897I wish, but chances that Shenna and Crogge will come back in a year or two with new fake names, new sock puppets, new bought subreddit and new DDoS attacks. They might even hire your shilling company again for their marketing campaign, Ranjeet.
>>563499715how else would the ip law firm be able to find illegally distributed assets in the wild if not with the 'originals'? cant have them break settlement agreement and keep the stuff.
>>563499998they probably have to ask Blizzard lawyers>is this okay to post
>>563500059They're asking nurses if it's okay to sleep with the lights off.
>Blizzard broke <Evil>mass suicide is coming
>>563499623I shouldn't have asked, i thought you were serious at first.
Blizzards lawyers welfare checked the lot of them as soon as the ink was dry.
doesnt matter if turtle dies, no one is going to start playing with you on your 100 pop realm
>>563500008>>563500030You lost.In a year I'll be playing either official classic+ with turtle's assets or turtle 2.0.Either way, your trannoid server stays dead.
Once Turtle moves to UE5, development will be 2-3X faster and Epoch will be even further behind than they already are.>HighlightsBuilt to include custom tools, allowing our team to expand on the Mysteries of Azeroth easier.Developed by a dedicated team, meaning our main content development and design teams will not face delays.Full original WoW 1.12.* API preservation (and extended), supporting all existing 1.12 and Turtle WoW exclusive addons.Able to run smoothly on any PC, from potatoes to powerful systems.Packaged with a proprietary anti-cheat which renders all existing botting and cheating software worthless.Cross-platform Play Supported: Compatibility with a wide range of devices, including Android smartphones and tablets.>Two Graphic ModesThe new client will support two visual modes with different system requirements:Legacy Mode: This will look and feel like your usual game.Modern Mode: This will offer all the best Unreal Engine has to offer, including dynamic shadows, superior lighting, and more.We plan to incorporate newer HD textures and models into the Modern Mode to ensure the game looks organic, and low-poly graphics don't clash with the modern lighting. However, you will be able to switch to legacy character models.>Impossible Becomes PossibleWith the new custom client, we can finally change things that were previously limited by the old client:Extended quest logs beyond the 20-quest limit.Proper widescreen support.Add a field of view (FOV) slider.Support for DLSS and AMD FidelityFX for enhanced performance and visuals.Better performance and AddOn support.Action Queueing, so your DPS is no longer dependent on latency.Organic multi-language support.https://turtle-wow.org/remastered
>>563500217You lost, tranny.
Personally I hope turtle keeps on ddosing other private servers just out of spite.
>>563500150>I'll just ignore the factsI shouldn't have replied, I thought you were a bona fide newfag not a legit retard.
>server lasted 7 years>you lostAre this fags just coping?
turtle will stay dead! there just isn't enough unscrupulous chinkjeets to inherit an enterprise that generated millions with minimal work!!!!! aieeeeee my 100 pop server WON bigly!
>>563500250>You lostHow? I want Shenna raped to dead by your fellow countrymen.
If you want Classic+, why are you hyping up a server that barely has any custom content? Turtle WoW has literal expansions’ worth of new stuff, and yet you morons are choosing something with almost nothing new instead of a project that’s been going strong for 8 years.Turtle WoW 1.18 adds:3 new zones (1 more coming before end of 2025)2 new dungeons600+ new itemsTons of other custom content
>>563500352>fagsit's 1 guy. you can tell from the broken english. add 1 drive by shitposter pretending to agree with him for lulz if you're lucky.
>>563500250>NOOO HOW CAN YOU TAKE DISGUSTING BIG CORPO BLIZZARDS SIDE ON THIS MATTER!>NOOOO I WOULD RATHER PLAY BLIZZARD SERVERS THAN GIVING A CHANCE TO ANOTHER PRIVATE SERVER THAT ISN'T A BIG CORPO WANNA BE SERVER!The duality of the turtle tranny
its crazy to think theres some subhuman turd worlder still asshurt about shenna for a whole decade that they come here to grave dance the second anything remotely bad about turtle hits the weblike get over it at this point nigger just go play your 50 pop chinkserver in peace
>>563500405I like Turtle but even I have to admit 80% of their custom content isn't very good.Meanwhile 80% of Epoch's custom content feels like it was actually made by a 2005 Blizzard
>>563500481more = better
>>563500405I want vanilla+, not blizzlike expansions and complete class reworks. Fucking paladin is almost wotlk level strong on turtle.
So we all know the settlement is "shut down the server and we won't arrest your devs", not weird licensing fanfic larp, right?
>>563500451I don't actually care about who is or isnt corporate, I have money to spend. I care about what's more fun. Playing on your dead troonoid clique server is not fun. Simple as.
>>563500542>Fucking paladin is almost wotlk level strong on turtle.This doesn't make sense, stop making it so obvious that you didn't play Turtle
>>563500405we're choosing a server that wont get shut down in a few weeks lmao
>>563500595its definitely the most likely option but i get the feeling that the server might stick around in some way since its taken a few days to even write up an announcement or that they even told us there will be an announcement over writing "its so fucking over" and taking everything down immediatey
>>563500481I disagree on that part. Yes, Turtle content is sometimes bad, especially the older custom content, but the majority of content they released in the last 2 years is good. Meanwhile on Epoch it's the reverse, all the good custom content was made by someone who left the team months before release, there is no hope for more good additions to the world of warcraft.
>openly mock blizzard on twitter >advertise like crazy on YouTube>get sued>release open letter to blizzard admitting they did the crime they're accusing them of doing>shockingly lose lawsuitThese people are fucking idiots, I swear to god.
>>563500595>be some hobbyist gamedev in mitteleuropa>one day get a knock on your door>it's the USA World Police Team 6 with their Lawyer Response Unit who are operating out of california on a special mission to capture Karl Von Schlizzenberg while also avoiding local cops>MISSION ACCOMPLISHED as they haul his ass back to the states on board USS Donald TrumpYESS!! BLIZZARD W!!!
>>563500610I have several levels 60s on different accounts, my paladin in dungeon blues is my boosting/solo farming character. Solo farmed SGC several times with it, soloed most of the windsor escort quest too several times. It never runs out of mana, insane self heals, retarded in every way.
>>563500595>we will stop suing you and your staff if you shutdown the server in a month or two>okay
>>563500685They're in the hospital telling a doctor they're not at risk but it's taking longer because they're saying it like it's a turtle sales pitch
It's afraid
>>563500932You do understand paladins are also good at soloing shit in vanilla and tbc, right? In fact some aspects are weaker than in vanilla in conparisson. Soloing the escort is not a big achievement either.
Between the animetrannyschizopedos, underage nazi larpers and erpfaggots who only try to make friends with you so that they can groom you into their futa cockvore gnome partner and go full melty and try to doxx/blackmail/stalk you if you decline i genuinely cannot understand why someone would choose to play in a 4chan guild instead of a normal dad guild.
>>563501073Paladins on turtle can solo farm strat.
>>563501073>In fact some aspects are weaker than in vanilla in conparissonsuch as?
>>563501090I genuinely cannot understand why you would choose to go on the 4chan wpsg thread instead of a normal dad discord server
>>563501182warriormagewarlockrogue
don't check Bowser's recent messages
>>563501073You can't be this disingenuous, Turtle paladins are so much stronger than vanilla paladins is ridiculous, and I would suspect even stronger than TBC paladins if they were capped at 60.
What did he mean by this
>>563501246Warlock is a broken powerful piece of shit. Their pet hits as hard as a naxx warrior
Since Turtle is dying, what is the Wallcraft status?I know AAW is soon:tm:
>>563501245I like the shitposts here :)
>>563501386>we didn't get paid to shutdownduh
>>563501386>They are closing down AND they lost all their moneygreat, incredible
A toast! To the death of Truttle Wowawiwa Discoffiriez off AsserothIt's an honor to be joined by MEN and not COCKSUCKING FAGGOT TURTLE TROONS
>>563501424Chudhaven status is picrel>SOON!AAW is assumed dead because no updates>chudcraft2 weeks
>Shenna won (again)Can we get some turtle player humiliation fetish AI goonslop, preferably with feet involved?
>>563501596Would be a good time for an update, many will be looking for a new home.
>>563501386>we wouldn't accept money to "shutdown">hypothetically when you are sued, you can be lucky if you don't have to pay very large sumsUHHHHHHHH..
>>563501443i like the shitposts in the guild :))))
>>563501386they're closing and they got fucked probably have to pay % of blizzards legal fees
Someone bake a new thread
>>563501931Here you go.New thread>>563501957>>563501957>>563501957
Turtle winned.
>>563501931>page 1
>>563460157>Blizzard Kills Turtle WoW… and This Is Why It’s a Problemhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSXNSGKnf8A
>from gloating about how turtle is invincibleto>uhhh okay it might shutdown
>the local thread troon scrambling to try to craft a narrative to attract ANYONE to his turtle hate campaign before it's even confirmed turtle is dead and isn't just changing ownership>to the point it vandalized the OPruh roh
>>563460157>>563502009AIslop thumbnail, not clicking these
I'm really going to miss this kino. I really liked turtle wow custom content.
>>563502191that actually looks like ass
>>563502115All defendants have agreed to the settlement prohibiting transmission of the code
>>563502132>nooo people should pay an artist to make youtube thumbnailswho cares kid, everything is AI generated anyway
>>563502361It takes like five minutes to whip up a thumbnail in a pirated version of photoshop
>>563502298it's in the same spirit of the original wowgo back to retail, tranny
>>563502632>using photoshop in 2026>doesn't realize photoshop has integrated AI gen tools now
>>563502708>just scaled down models of the SW statues>then we added 2 static guards and 2 static kneelersk-kino
>>563502810are those............................ STATIC NPCS?????????????AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SAVE ME NIGGERTRANNYMAN
>>563502632bro you'd have to use photoshop from 2010 to avoid ai
>>563502298Turn on your monitor
>>563502132based
>>563502810those are not stormwind statues
>>563503040Those aren't the SW statues at all lil bro.
Is a server pop of 1k considered dead
I am leveling a mage to play with <evil> or <branded>.Is frost still best leveling spec for mages?
>>563506258Yes
>>563444349>new of turtle wow shutting down breaks out>ascension shills invade the general and larp as epoch shills>general pasta is hijacked and bronzebeard retoilet- is addedIf you want to look at what mediocrity grasping at straws looks like, here it is.
>>563509263>>general pasta is hijacked and bronzebeard retoilet- is addedit was there last OP, sorry :(
>>563509263>>563509358 (me)actually it has been in OP for months and months
>>563505214no, it's dead at sub 100 around the clock
>>563509263Idk why people are trying to shill for epoch100% dead game on life support, less than 100 players online during off-hours and <300 during peak hours. Nice. Literally less players than SoD while being f2p.
>>563512816people who shill for ecock and ascension are not real people. It's 2 or 3 pajeets falseflagging and posting stale memes. Same as when ascension fags hijacked the epoch general and started falseflagging as discontented epoch players to draw players to bronzebeard and ascension
