Roadmap Edition>Previous>>563364105>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWSFeb 10 Machinery of Oppression https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj5JS68ny14Mar 17 Entrenched Division https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3zP5GWoQi0Mar 17 Roadmap https://twitter.com/helldivers2/status/2033907671036743796Mar 20 Uncover the Truth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn_uyAaJ3Z0>LATEST PATCHESMar 17 1.006.100 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/541133047968301984Mar 25 1.006.101 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/507356684541232939
>>563465627Support shotgun when?
lobby doko
>>563465767the m90a should have been a support weapon and a total rape machine instead of the piece of shit it is
The Raped
>>563465832you know, this is the second time someone posted this before me, so did my death get pushed back? if I keep posting right after this will I continue to postpone my death by cancer?
>>563465832meant for>>563465892
>>563465881agreed desuit's a power weapon, it should feel like one
>>563465881>it should be a total rape machine because my kiddie video game said sokekkin at halobabs
>>563465881Can I have your stuff?
goochy moment
>>563465627So where the fuck is the April update????
>>563466206no, I'm going to have it burned along with me so I get to keep all of it in the afterlife. Sorry.
>>563466249it's not even the 15th yet
Why can't I wear my own autocannon backpack and still have buddy reloads? Really what is the functional difference?
>>563466249>>563386153Last week of April
>>563466331Why so racist against poor swedes? They work very hard choosing the cheapest studio to outsource all the actual effort to.
sex
>>563466624As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to hate Swedes.
>>563465627>RebalancesIts going to be 90% nerfs, isnt it?
>>563466683The gas-operated, semiautomatic P-113 chambers the 14mm "Rapid Deliberation," the largest centerfire cartridge of any magazine-fed pistol.— Armory Description
>>563466889mindbroken retard
>>563465892>Didnt post it in the previous thread>Posts it this thread>Check the timePlease tell me youre doing this as a bit.
>>563466889they're going to give the liberator 5 more damage and nerf the sweeper, and make an undocumented change to fire damage or durable damage or some bullshit that will fuck over unrelated weapons because they don't know what they're doing and can't keep track of the fucking spider's web of game systems they've created that all affect one another
>>563466849This is like me but with the FrenchAt first I hated them because they’re rude and smelly and eat snails The more I learned about them and their history the more I hated them, and now I hate them more than anyone elseThe world would truly be a better place if Julius had genocided the Gauls instead of taming them
>>563467004Heres some life advice for you. Never expect something good to come out of Arrowhead. This way, if the patch isnt shit, its a pleasant surprise. And if its shit, well, at least you didn't get your hopes up.
>>563467037It's not a bit. This is also when Gucci Slippers is the most active.
>>563466249None of those months on the roadmap have a corresponding year associated with them, so expect the April update in 2027 and the May one in 2028.
>>563466683serious question, why don't arrowhead know what a laser is? Why did they make some laser weapons star wars blasters and others actual lasers?
>>563465892
>>563466331It's probably for simplification reasons. If buddy reloads became possible without having to wear the backpack, then every single time you go up to a teammate with an ammo backpack you would have to pick between stimming them or entering a team reload state, which would bog down the gameplay considerably. If you've ever tried to stim someone wearing the Portable Hellbomb, you can see the problem.>b-but just make them separate-There aren't enough buttons on a controller, current keymappings have already used up virtually all available keys and combinations.The current setup is fine anyway. All you need is some basic communication to get the backpacks set up, which is already mandatory for knowing when to go buddy reload. You aren't allergic to using your mic, are you anon?
>>563467328They do. Or did as per HD1. It also wasn't dogshit and would rapidly cool down just like the Trident does in HD2.
>>563467228The scarier alternative is hes from California.
reminder that gucci slippers jobs to predators
>>563465627>QOL FIXES AND REBALANCES
>somewhere there's a rape victim frantically googling "time in india" every time The Raped gets posted
note how small and compressed the image is while using some nonsensical filenamethis is genuinely a true mark of the jeet
Notice how he felt the need to make a comment about itVery interesting....
>>563467870>AH: Manual mantling is now fixed! >Players: Are you going to fix anything that was broken before the roadmap was posted?>AH: No!
Eagle Airstrike seems pretty dogwater for city maps if I'm being honest, same with Mortar Sentries.
>>563468143that would imply they've been made aware of any issues in the game from lowsodiumhelldivers
>>563467228last patch there were 20 balance changes 1 of them was a nerfprior to that was a patch with 1 balance change which was buffing the demo force of C4prior to that was the patch that completely reverted all the one-handed sway nerfs,43 balance changes, 3 nerfs but they were all the melee armour passives that didn't actually result in doing less damage overall so not actually a nerf compared to its prior balanceprior to that was the patch that made suppressors and stealth better. zero nerfsprior to that was the patch that reduced the ergo impact of scopes and further buffed SMG damage. 12 balance changes, zero nerfsthen the patch that rebalanced sidearms and SMGs. 96 balance changes, 14 nerfsso where are these patches with 90% nerfs?
>>563468245meant for>>563467195
i need a melee slot because i refuse to leave my emotional support sword
does the gameguard bypass afk super credit farm still work or did that shit get swede'd out
>There's actually so much random bullshit variable stuff happening now that these retarded devs can't even keep track of it all.Imagine these incompetent swiggers trying to balance fucking DotA. Rubick would have been a fucking mess. Probably would have straight up deleted the hero because these lazy hacks couldn't be assed to deal with every spell that hero can steal and how it reacts to items and heroes and units.
>>563468556So youre saying my method remains undefeated? Splendid!
>>563466976action express, the cartridge it's based on (rapid deliberation; action express) is 12.7x33mm and about 20 gthe one in game is 12x25mm and is 15 gam I missing something obvious?>>563467328balancing, probablythe sickle was the best AR in hd1 to the point where there was little reason to use anything else
>>563468923the description says 14mm but the projectile data is 12mm
>>563468245>completely reverted all the one-handed sway nerfs1h weapons still fly all over the place with sway for two whole seconds after sprinting
>>563468803Rubick wouldnt exist because stealing spells wouldnt be "believable" and pilesofshit would have a melty
>>563468245>patch that reverted sway nerfsyou forgot to mention that this is the same patch that they increased durable damage of a bunch of enemies resulting in sentries and vehicles becoming much more fragile, as well as them making gunships much more accurate and dangerous. If you want to count all that as a single nerf I guess you're technically correct.>patch that rebalanced sidearms and smgsundocumented change that fucked over fire status buildup to target the coyote despite them saying they wouldn't, this had knock-on effects that completely fucked over the cookout, breaker incendiary, and other fire weaponsYou can list a bunch of weapons getting 5 extra damage and reversions of previous nerfs as buffs but these are meaningless number increases that don't actually change how many bullets it takes to kill things. 90% nerfs is hyperbole but the only people who are satisfied with the balance of t his game and the way arrowhead continues to balance things are hopelessly mindbroken fanboys who defend anything arrowhead does and refuse to listen to criticism of their beloved game. >>563468923they could have kept the bad accuracy and just made the sickle lasers instead of having projectiles. It wouldn't change how the weapon functions in a meaningful way but it would be an actual laser like the first game and look much better
>>563469148that's completely unrelated and has always existed. the sway nerf was them getting 1.2x sway modifiers. sidearms have 1 sway now like any primary that isn't the DCS or eruptor
Yo mama is so fat she got Baskinator fired
>>563469069I'm so good at reading
>>563469282>that's completely unrelated and has always existedi was unfamiliar with your gamecarry on, masterbater
>>563469313Yo mama so retarded, Alexus had to buff the weapons she nerfed
>>563469459Yo mama is so smelly, the Spear reads her as a Spore Charger
>>563469425it did. you don't remember even as far bask as when the grenade pistol came out you always had to wait a second for it to settle when lining up a shot on a bot fabricator vent? sprint recovery isn't the same as static weapon sway, which was the thing that was increased and then reverted.
>>563469764Yo mama is so fat the Orbital Railcannon targeted her instead of the Dragon Roach
>>563468803Swedes are are just White Indians. They even have their own "izzat" culture with concepts like "lagom" and other cultural ideals.
>>563468640It doesnt even make sense to give up your secondary for any melee, hitting the chaff with the stock of your weapon is more than enough and trying to hit anything bigger is just dumb.tldr pls arrow sneed gib dedicated melee slot
>>563470040the saber is a voteless blender and stun lance + ballistic shield is low key goated on predator bugs
Yo mama so fat she gets traitor barraged because her belly rolls are outside the mission area
>>563465881>>563466082before the sweeper crept it out it was a totally viable midrange option between the punisher and double freedom, it’s still good but no reason to use it over the sweeper
>>563470290>>563469853Yo mama so hairy, the bots thought her pussy were Malevelon Creek
>>563470550kek
>>563465767I'd be happy with a reskin of the default grenade launcher that pumped out 40mm buckshot.
>>563470727
>>563469882>"lagom = izzat"ishygddtyou also can't write proper sentences, look in a mirror first thx
>>563470895Hello Gucci
>>563470040counterpoint: SWORD
>>563470936don't compare me to that faggot
>>563469882>izzat = lagomholy fuck you are retarded lollagom is essentially "just right"
Holy fuck playing with randoms in this game is absolutely miserable.>leave after 1 mission>if it's a chink lobby they kick you immediately>finally join a game but it's already on extract phase>get kicked in another lobby before the round starts>join a lobby where the host is doing some Concord style farming methodI don't remember it being this bad like a few weeks ago. I think I've had one okay lobby in the past hour or two. This shit is not fun at all.
>>563470146>ballistic shieldYeah but now you are using your backpack slot to not get immediately raped while using your spearusing what is arguably the most important slot to supply a subpar strategy.
What's the weirdest reason you've been kicked from a pub lobby?>drop bugs>land with 20 seconds until evac>extraction site is a total shitshow>drop from a distance>host gets killed after reinforcements run out>use frags to clear the way and get to the pelican>host writes in chat: that was poorly done>think he was commenting on his own failure>writes again: anon, that was poorly done>say nothing because I'm piecing together what the fuck could possibly make him say that>kicked before I can ask
>>563471082you can solve most of these problems by hosting your own games. Then you become the one that kicks.
>>563470895Hello, Sven
>>563471064>10 minutes of back-breaking office workAhhh just right.
Debating whether I should try and go for the visor shots on hulks with the Eruptor. Maybe I'm just bad at video but it doesn't feel very consistent to me unless I have a scope that tanks my ergo, and when I do hit it with irons I often think it would have been better to save the shells for a group of devastators instead.
>>563470457>midrangebut the punisher is more accurate than it at midrange?
>>563471135frags are a crime against bugmanity
>>563471237you need to hit two of them and the eruptor has terrible ergo and bullet velocity so it's not easy to actually hit them when hulks are stomping over to you and their head is moving around a lot. The AMR is the best weapon for killing hulks and it does really well against every other enemy on bots barring war striders which are gay and unbalanced, factory striders which require you to magdump the belly, and vox engines which are best killed with eagles and orbitals and the leveller no matter what you bring.
>>563471135I joined a medal farm lobby where the strat is do the mission as fast as possible then suicide until the stock completely runs out. Got kicked within the mission despite trying to follow it. Would it surprise you to know it's a PS5 host?>>563471175Dude I'm in Japan man. I don't want chinks to join my game or you guys experience high ping. Guess I'll just play something else.
I would like a lobby please someone do a lobby
>>563471064>>563470895Nice to know there are actual retarded Swedefags in this general. I am now vindicated alongside everyone else here on shitting on you retarded snowniggers
>>563471135>me and one other person bring orbital napalm to squids>first objective, I throw mine out into the field, he throws his right on top of us>whatever>second objective, he throws his on top of us again>mine is still on cooldown>I'm right behind the host, sprinting away>you have been kicked
>>563471483Säg det till mitt ansikte kärringfitta
>>563471483hey could you google "lagom translation" real quick?
>>563471507i hope he kicked the stupid nigger right after kicking you, honestly I can't even blame him, orbital napalm is so fucking boring and I don't like playing with people who take it
real poochy hours
>>563471624>>563471591Please stop farming your izzat Sven
>>563471432Actually it doesn't matter if you even host because everyone leaves regardless after one mission so you have to do the SOS shit again. This game is genuinely miserable man.
>>56347113590% of the time I don't even get a reason for being kicked. It's probably just the host making room for a friend despite the fact that they should have sorted that shit out before even opening their lobby.
>>563471705If you look some things up before you post retarded statements it would help you look like less of a retard.You are essentially playing the part of the ignorant izzat farming indian right now. When embarrassed and proven wrong, you resort to deflection to save face and look cooler.
>>563470831>>563470727Add an adjustable choke alternative fire mode between full choke and duckbill and I'll dig it.
>>563467328They copied the battletech formula but forgot that battletech differentiates the two by calling the blaster types "pulse lasers"
Bottrannies are losing their MO yet again. I don't understand why the easiest faction leads to the most losses. Make it make sense.
>>563471135>join>emerge from the ice>run towards table>emerge from ice again>you have been kicked>xfiles-music.wav
>>563472075>run towards tablefatass
https://youtu.be/muou_fzxZ5Y?t=43
>>563471941that's not even true, pulse lasers just have very short pulses instead of continuous beams, they're still beams of light instead of projectiles that travel at the speed of a bullet. This is the difference between the scythe and laser cannon (continuous beam) and the trident and hd1 sickle (pulse lasers).
>>563472142this is a hatecrime against heavy leandivers.
>bring supply pack>have to manage my supplies for the next 7 minutes so that I don't waste a strat slot or take supplies from the team>have fun>don't bring supply pack>managing supplies doesn't matter because you can get a full refill every 3 minutes>don't have funI might be lost in the sauce
>>563471875I guess this is why every Nordic hates Swedes if they all act like this.
>>563472180I'm convinced AH didn't know how to make a pulsed beam work when the sickle was being developed
>bug MOliberate three 0.1% resistance planets. Here's a personal order to kill 200 hunters. Consistent 80% or above player participation.>bot/squid MODEFEND AGAINST THREE LEVEL 50 ATTACKS AND HOLD THIS ONE PLANET WHEN THE MO ENDS (forcefully lost, then set at 10% resistance)SIDE ORDER: KILL 100,000,000 TERMINIDSPERSONAL ORDER: KILL 5 BILE TITANS50% player participation until the side order drops, then 20% player participation on the bot side.
>>563472295I want these devs to be raped by every brown refugee. I'm going to try hosting now but holy fuck this has been a miserable day. I just want a consistent match man.
>>563471082>leave after 1 missionI leave as soon as the pelican takes off because:1: I spawn right in front of the galactic war projector, so I can jump right into the next mission without having to sit through the take off and stats animation screens.2: Most hosts are faggots and only play for a single mission before turning off the game.Sorry, but the dogshit way this game was designed + low trust playerbase that this game has has driven me to play this way so I can be in action faster and avoid sitting around in a super destroyer for 10+ minutes doing fuck all.
>>563472392>cannot into hitscan weapons except they could because the laser cannon and scythe existedthey're just retarded and lazy and forgot they were supposed to be using realism as an excuse to do whatever they wanted
>>563472295It does not escape me that you did not deny it.
>>563466683>>563466976The thing is, those are all internal numbers that only dictate how the projectile behaves in the physics engine. It doesn't really matter that it isn't lore-accurate to the weapon blurbs, because they aren't accessible to the players unless they literally dig into the game files.>>563467328This is hardly just an AH problem. "Laser" is just a science fiction catch-all term for when a weapon fires a colorful energy projectile that may or may not have instant travel time, instead of a physical bullet/grenade/rocket. Only loser nerds care enough to specifically separate and categorize them as "particle burst" or "plasma ball" or "directed energy beam" or what the fuck ever.
>>563471432>medal farm lobbyHuh? The resource that you are capped from gaining more than 250 of? That you get naturally by playing the game? That serves no purpose other than to fill out a war bond which you complete in the first 50 hours anyways?
>>563471317I mean a not-as-powerful-as-DF-but-more-rounds-and-stronger-than-punisher-but-less-rounds.Sweeper is a bit weaker at 500 vs M90 at 600 but has pen and a scope and chokes and a bayonet… I’ll be a fag defender for almost any primary in this game but the M90 got creeped by the sweeper big time.
>>563472463Cope. The botdivers are just bad at the game and can't win their MOs. Simple as.
>>563472628a laser is a laser, not a star wars blaster. I don't give a fuck what retards believe it is. Words have definitions and they should be used properly. Laser is literally an acronym for the method of creating a focused beam of light. It's especially grating because this game is supposed to be somewhat realistic and grounded and yet we have bullshit like this in the game. They could have just called them fusion repeaters like they did for the bots' guns instead of turning already existing weapons from the first game that were proper lasers into blastersI really don't get it is what I'm saying. And I fucking hate arrowhead for their hypocrisy
>gucci/swiggers/autists shitposting right nowWelp guess I'll host a lobby later.
anything but a lobby huhI didn't want to play anyway. I will sleep and then I will wage. Fuck you.
>>563473223good for you faggot
>>563472630Why are you asking me you fucking retard? Ask the PS5 host that had SOS enabled.>>563472550>Sorry, but the dogshit way this game was designed + low trust playerbase that this game has has driven me to play this wayI mean I don't blame you entirely but man. I haven't felt this fucking bad in a while, like actually.
>>563472591Very curious behavior.
>>563473348you were the one that implied that you joined a medal farm lobby and not a quickplay match
>>563473334It's prime Indian hours anon. Come back when they fucked off.
>>563473732How the fuck would I know if it's a medal farming lobby when there is no server browser?
>>563473985For all I know you're some discord tranny joining lobbies through a LFG channel. Not my problem, napalmfag.
>>563474083>napalm????????? I don't use napalm you fucking schizo retard
the napalmnigger cries out as he strikes you
>>563469882Reminder that some of them are literally here running defense for themselves instead of doing their fucking jobs oryou knowplaying their own fucking video game
>>563472463cyborgs are swedish ubermensch
now that the trident has shown they remembered what pulsed lasers are, what's the over/under on them reworking the sickle into its true form?
>>563473086>this game is supposed to be somewhat realistic and grounded
>>563474956I know, I know. But it is, or at least it is enough for them to understand what a goddamn laser is.
>playing with a buddy>call in extract>suddenly two people join >had public lobbies off
>host lobbies>everyone leaves after one missionAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KILL SWEDES NUKE SWEDEN RAPE ARROWHEAD
>>563468803I don't even play PvP games but it's hilariously funny to me how dogshit PvE devs are (at maintaining a live game experience) and they probably think they're equivalent.
>>563474668I know. The existence of a cabal of nerftrannies from Discord was constantly challenged until screencaps were posted from the discord with them screeching about this general. I wouldn't be surprised if these Swigger apologists are actual Swedes upset that got called out and needed to defend their reputation
WE'VE GOT A VANILLA, GAME-LAUNCH LOADOUT LOBBY!steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241799421021/76561198120804312YOU CAN ONLY USE WEAPONS AND STRATAGEMS FROM HELLDIVERS MOBILIZE AND STEELED VETERANS. NO OTHER STRATS ALLOWED FROM OTHER WARBONDS. B-01 ARMOR IS A MUST.
>>563471135>forever ago>bug raise flags>call in eagle napalm on bug breach>"DUUUDE WTF TOO CLOSE">it was nowhere near him, they were overwhelming him, and he was running away anyway>host is his gay buddy, TK's and then kickscracks me up in hindsight. it was like d5 when I had just started. Only time I've been kicked, beyond a fag setting up an SOS and then kicking.
I just noticed how much supplies bad players eat vs not so bad players. I had 3 low level players. 2 of them had supplypacks. Even then 3 of them ate every resupply and everything they found on map. I had to go out of my way to PoI to find supplies to survive. Usually I make do with what I can from map. But this time it was hard becouse somehow they went through so much what's on map.
>New biomes leaked>Cultists (or the Clergy idk) are shown alongside these biomesWHAT THE FUCK! ARE THESE SQUIGGERS CANCELED OR NOT, IM TIRED OF WAITING. FREE ME FROM THIS TORMENT OF THE WILL THEY WONT THEYPLEEEEEEESEEEEE SWEDENPLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE÷EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEsE
>>563471135I called down my own EATs and killed a heavy with one. The host had EATs as well so I think he thought I used his calldown. I never checked but I am certain that it was a console nigger.
>>5634759682/4
>>563471135I kicked whole team of randoms becouse they didn't help me to open the bunker. I waited for 5 min. Even reinforced one next to it. Tried to get their atenttion. Hey just ran past it. Then I just kicked them and blocked. Waited for new players to come and they helped me to open it. Best 20sc ever
>>563476213it's because shitters take resupplies just to refill their ultimatum or because they're missing one stim and they don't consider the needs of their teammates because they're low iq niggers
>>563476430BVSED bunkie friendship enjoyer.
>>563476242Cultist are canceled. But we get reworked squids from Cultist. Not-cultist. Basically squids are now minbari from babylon 5. 3 casts. Warriors. Workers and priests. In helldivers 1 super earth killed all the warriors. Now we are facing workers and priests of squids. That's why their tech look way it looks.This change is super late change. But they are trying to shoehorn it. For instance they changed squid ship texture to be more alive from metallic.
>>563476430anti-bunker schitzos are mentally ill
>>563475968FVLL
"Serbien muss sterbien" themed warbond when?
>>563475968FVLL. We dive
>>563469882I work in procurement. When ever I have two offers one from Sweden. One from somewhere else. If possible I take non-swedish offer every time. Only beocuse Arrowhead.
>>563476430Randoms have the attention span of a gold fish when it comes to bunkers. I see them running in the bunkers general direction, even passing the doors and they just don't even so much as glance at it.
>>563477053lmao
>>563472295>"I was horrified"Nigga its a game. You were all just dogshit at your own game. Calm down.
>>563476213I genuinly don't get how you use up an entire supply pack unless you are activly resupplying teammates.Even if i try to wastefully use my ammo i couldn't run a pack out before the next one is off cooldown.
>>563477073I have noticed this too. Randoms being next to bunker. I'm next to door. And they just run away. I think that bad players have bad spatial awareness. That is what makes them bad. That is how they can miss the whole bunker when standing next to it. I think this is why AH started to add so much of those above ground bunkers that you can see from other side of the map. Even jacked up that button glow.
>>563471135Brick mission. I threw one of the explosive barrels from the top platform, the host had thrown down gas mines at the same time.The barrel rolled into one of the mines and caused it to detonate, the host proceeded to tk and kick me.That was the day I permanently disabled crossplay.
>>563472295Imagine caring at all how well players are doing. Add the hard mode. Rework the spawning. Add system that spawns more enemies if players split up. Don't just blanket nerf everything player has and buff enemies.
>>563477232I don't use supplypack. But I have hard time to spend everything other then stims. Sometimes I have called support weapon just to get one with full ammo. Even geanades aren't proplem anymore when I started to use normal frags.
>>563472463Storywise. Bug side order looked like more important one. But storywise whole thing is stupid. Why are we using those samples to do bug spray when we should be refueling star of peace. Then use star of peace to blow up that cyborg planet.
>>563477623Now that you get 6 frags i feel like they are just the best grenade.
>host lobby>problem solvedFUN is back on the menu boys
>>563477798I'm still learning to use them as weapon rather then tool to blow up fabricators/holes. But they are amazing. I'm slowly working my way out of crutches like thermite. I'm shitter so it's a slow process. Next one is warp. After that it's amr. Then I will be pure. Out of crutches.
>>563477073bro I have every warbond loads of store items and 15k creds I ain't got time for pennies
>>563478047Learning to cook them so you can airburst them can be usefull, makes them bounce around less so you get a nice middle of a group explosion.Just tossing them wildly is also a very valid option though.
>>563477798>dynamite>pyrotech
I just bought siege breakersShould I still save my medals for the solo silo or focus on that?
Autistic pet peeve but I'm 99% sure AH fucked up making the HE grenade "standard issue" and not the actual frag grenade. Makes no sense that standard issue grenade is some highly specialized HE grenade when you got the normal frag grenade every military uses. They probably stopped giving a shit during their 9 year dev hell much like how the stalwart used to be a primary and that is why it shows up on the armory wall.
>>563478512just get the leveller better silo
>>563476661Bugnigger cope. Cultists soon.
>>563478582Silo is more accurate and long range.Though i agree that leveller is better in most situations.
>>563478451Pyrotechs are dogshit now.
>>563478727What happened?
>>563478543Upside of HE. Better pen vs frag is absolutely usless beocuse there are no sharpnels and explosion is so small. It took AH for year and half to get eruptor right. But they eventually got it right. But they didn't use that knowledge to fix HE
>>563478839Nothing, that guy is a fucking retard.
>>563478839I don't know if it's the fire changes or any changes before this last patch/warbond but I feel like it just doesn't really kill things anymore. Excellent for holes and outposts, though.
>>563478947Not that i see them alot, but the only things i have seen them kill recently have been bug holes/fabs.
Do you guys do first person or third person?
>>563479231Second person chads
>>563479231both depending on the situation, first person for when you need to aim at precise weakpoints (bots while using diligence or amr or for shots at AT weak points) and third person for when you need to be able to acquire targets and change targets quickly (bugs)
>>563479231fpv when i wanna admire the reload on my gun
>>563479231My pronouns are she/xem/they
>>563480327zey zey zem nigga whatever
>>563480327More like was/were
cookout or punisher plasma?
>>563480802Cookout has a funny face
>>563474668I would assume any time there are posts where someone complains that super credit farming sucks after repeated targeted nerfs which then get dog piled by "people" calling them a retard and poor are devs.
>>563480457that cartoon was such a wild drug trip it is crazy
>>563478582
>>563481117Id imagine SE has a Wile E Coyote esque cartoon of a Diver vs bug but the joke doesnt work because the Diver always wins in the end by killing his Road Runner
>>563481714I think popeyes would work better, he fights all of SE enemies and whenever he needs a boost he'll either jab a stim or drink eagle sweat
>>563481862>Orbital Piano strat>lands on bug>keys for teeth>eagles spinning around its headclassic
>>563482401I prefer the orbital anvil barrage.>enemy gets hit>leaves an enemy shaped hole with claws sticking out
>SPEAR can't even reliably 2-shot chargersI am so fucking done with this absolutely useless piece of shit
>>563482612skill issue
>>563482612I'm still malding that it doesn't 1 shot dragon roachesworthless POS can't even function as good AAI love it though, it's like taking RR wiithout feeling like a shitter for taking it
>>563482612the Spear should 1 tap everything except maybe the Vox Engine
>>563482527>Diver fell for my Box Held by Stick Emplacement againFucking pubbies
>>563482832Heh
>>563475968GGs anons. As it turns out; the OG loadouts are fucking GOATed.
>>563482612A hit to any part of the torso does, though. As long as it doesn't hit a limb, the lack of overflow cap means that it can kill Charger Behemoths in one shot.
>start objective>clear area out and kill reinforcements no problem>idiot drops orbital on top of objective and wipes everyone>have to retake objective again but with increased difficulty since reinforcements had time to land and gatherthese braindead mf's
>>563482785>I love it though, it's like taking RR wiithout feeling like a shitter for taking itI really don't get this mentality. Does being a good weapon mean a bad thing now? RR doesn't even have homing
>>563483260It's always orbital napalm too. Why can't these niggers just bring orbital smoke instead. That shit is the MVP on some of the hardest bot missions in the game, but pubbies barely pick it.
>>563483391RR is arguably the strongest support weapon in the game as it can reliably 1shot so many things over 400m distances, nothing else compares.As such, people call it a "crutch" cuz it is just too good.
>>563483519Redpill me on orbital smoke, I'm interested.
>>563483784Large AoE and its cooldown is about a minute long, same as EATs. You can actually run a pretty fun little combo between them where you'll call in EATs, then after you blow the EATs you call in the smoke and that gives you enough time to call in the next set of EATs. But in general it's just the perfect peeling stratagem, and turns off the aggro on a lot of bot units. Especially stops voxes from harassing you at long ranges.
>>563483753So basically you're saying it should be nerfed
>>563483784Deploy orbital smoke on yourself to become invisible for 30 seconds to enemies while inside the smoke.Alternatively, deploy the smoke between you and the enemy to make them blind to anything that is behidn the smoke (including you)Warning - due to swigger coding this does not work if a cyborg has recently deployed a smoke grenade themselves, in this case enemies can still see you.
>>563483975No, nerftranny, I am saying that shit like SPEAR should be buffed so it would be fun to use on the same level as a RR. Homing should be offset by low amount of spare ammo to balance it. ez.
>>563483921>>563483995Other than EATs, what else pairs up well with it? And how does the orbital smoke compare to using eagle smokes?
>>563484076No no your intentions were clear. It must be nerfed, if the spear was buffed then we'd have TWO crutches and this one doesn't even need to aim
>>563484076NTA but you want all the support weapons to be op and make the easy game even easier? Your idea of fun is just curb stomping baby seals?
>>563484223Eagle smoke is more dangerous because each bomb will splat you if it hits you dead on.
>>563484285nta but I'd love stomping baby sealsyou can stop larping now
>>563484470>Eagle smoke is more dangerous because each bomb will splat you if it hits you dead on.What the fuck why did they juice it so much? You'd think it'd at least be air burst or something to avoid that
>>563484825Same buff all eagle bombs and orbital artillery got in the 60 day patch, where all the bonus damage was added to the physical bomb impact and not the explosion.
>>563484825you can actually use it to destroy fabricators
>>563484724How is my post a larp?
>>563478839He's just retarded and pyrotechs are still one of the best generalist grenades in the game. They arguably got a bit weaker when they "fixed" groups causing status effects to trigger multiple extra times, but I never really felt a difference. At worst maybe you need 1 more grenade to kill a factory strider or bot tank.
solo is honestly kind of miserable maybe I should just join rando lobbies
Heavy armor and peak physique should let you move with the maxi
>>563485589Heavy armor should have innate recoil reducing for all weapons cuz if you are not taking Bulvark then heavy armor is just a liability
>>563485662lol. lmao
>>563485662Let's all laugh at this light sissy.
>>563485818>>563485903*out of stamina after running 10 meters*
>>563486090
>>563486090>"Feh who needs stamina when I got all this armor!">die like a medium chud anyway
>>563486090Stamina?
>>563486275>meme tankThere's a reason 99% of the playerbase don't bring this rancid garbage>s-skill issuecope
>>563465627>halfway through april>nothing from the april roadmap has been releasedded game
>>563486090bulwark is heavy armor retard
>>563486346It literally is a skill issue though, sorry that you're too low IQ to use it.
>>563486346It's OP.But a bad carpenter will blame his tools.
>>563486206>Stim Tax: The Booster
>>563486404Yes, and it is the only one worth using if you are going heavy, cuz fortified + extra armor rating is just straight up overpowered on bots.Any other heavy armor you are better off just using medium cuz the stamina loss is not worth it.We also have doubt killer and enforcer and default armors that have armor rating above 100 to make getting headshotted survivable... really not many reasons to use heavy (besides Bulvark)
>>563486540>But a bad carpenter will blame his tools.Okay. Build me a house with a rubber dildo and a dog treat.
>>563486747The stamina difference really doesn't feel impactfull at all though.
I genuinely can't tell commissars apart from regular basic bots.
>>563486795not tools
>>563486817Why would you care to tell basic troopers apart from eachother beyond: knife, gun, rocketlauncher?
>>563486795Inshallah it will be built
>>563486817you don't need to tell them apart because ALL light automatons can call in bot drops.just kill all on sight.
>>56348674730 armor isn't going to make a difference, just as the extra 50 armor the fatass armor provides doesn't make a real difference. heavy fortified is just as viable in practice, while giving you an actually useful additional passive
I would love to see footage of people who say the tank is bad using it.
>>563486885You sound like a shitty carpenter.
>>563486817they have peaked caps and their left arm is a glowing sword>>563487012those bots are programmed to path to and pick up the commissar's invisible flare gun, targeting the commie and then the rest of the bots to prevent a call-in is the move
>>563486985I don't get it.
>>563487132>pick up the commissar's invisible flare gunhuh, didn't know that, will keep in mind
>>563487236Because they don't, anon made that up.
>>563486726Stop holding down the sprint button when you don't need to sprint.
>>563487209Famously nobody didUntil one fateful day..
>>563486916Commisars are the most trigger happy at calling in reinforcements.
>>563487316oh my god why would someone lie on the internet :(
>>563487337>"Just casually jog across the map"
>tank being bad is a skill issue.No. The tank is bad because it is a designed with high trust society players in mind and the majority of the playerbase is low trust society niggers.
>tfw took heavy armor and now I run out of breath after jogging for 10 secondsthe good news is I don't have to run because I can stay in one spot and kill everything and not die because I have actual armor on
raw damage wise the liberator is fine. but nobody uses it because so many other primaries have its own niches, meanwhile liberator is just... a vanilla full-auto weapon.you know what it needs? underslung attachments. give it a grenade launcher, flame canister, gas nade launcher or hell even an arc grenade launcher. but arrowhead rather sell underslung weapons through warbonds instead (see: one-two and stoker)
>>563487652yup love dying to 3 hits (about 0.5 seconds) instead of 2 hits (0.3 seconds) from chaff units
Auto stimming heavy berserker divers when
>>563487752skill issue
>>563486795I give the items to a furry carpenter who will build it, simple as
>>563471135tried to teamload a guy at extract because he dropped his second wasp. he proceeded to melee then teamkill me. I landed on him with the last reinforce so he had to watch the slideshow at the end while he screamed to report me. this was surprisingly with crossplay off but it was probably some russian
>>563487132all of the light bots have a flare gun as their secondary in their inventory slot
>>563487886he probably thought you were trying to rape him, common reaction, probably was having flashbacks to military service.
>>563487752Yes, pretty big difference when that one extra hit is the difference between surviving or not.
>>563487752>>563487980that is my experience with bulvark too.So many moments where I am left with less than 20% health and instead of dying and being reinforced I just stim and keep going.
>>563487725Its biggest problem is that a lot of the specialized weapons are still just too strong. The best are not only AP3, but also explosive which gives them not only area clear but also staggering power. Why use a Liberator when a Scorcher or Purifier or Exploding Crossbow or Dominator or Sweeper or Deadeye do the job better?In the battle between specialists and generalists, specialist weapons need more downsides that aren't smaller magazines or lower rates of fire.
>>563487769I can't tell if this is from a capeshit comic or homoerotic fanart.
I need to stop burning my toes off with the crematorFire armor doesnt seem to help after I got the fire ship upgrade
>>563488125anon they're the same
>>563488125it's both combined with being a hack fraud artist who gets outdone by 20-something porn artists.
>>563468640I bring mele only against the voteless. Do you bring it to other factions too?
I would read helldivers comics..
>>563487464They do, I saw it in a bot behavior video that I can no longer find because fuck me I guess
>>563488163>Fire armor doesnt seem to help after I got the fire ship upgradeIt helps. Imagine how much more you would be burning if you did not have that 75% fire resist. Also if you want a similat effect but a better combo with armor i suggest you go for gas. With the medium gas armor and vitality enhancement you can walk freely trough the gas clouds.
I like to imagine that super earth television is identical to north korean television https://kcnawatch.org/korea-central-tv-livestream/
>>563488617Thought that was heavy gas armor
realistically, would it break the game if the sterilizer did say, half the direct damage of the stock flamethrower? cuz right now it does literally 26 damage per second, and 25 of that is from the gas DoT it applies
>>563488810yes, heavy gas armor lets you take 0 damage, while medium one still trickles less than 1% of your health every second
>>563487963that they can only pull out once the commie is ded>>563488798dolphin link dolphin link>>563488810it is, anon hasn't gassed in a while
>>563488617Im not usually around gas players as much thoughIf anything its my fault for dive dodging while shooting flamesHence why my feet ignite
>>563488884>would it break the gameYes, nerftrannies would become absolutely livid on reddit and discord and swedes would do everything to please them.
LOBBY DOKO
>>563488405Shovel is just a fun tool, letting you do all kind of silly things.I have brought it to bots a bunch already.
can't all the LOBBY DOKO mfs host a lobby themselves???
>>563487963INCORRECTWRONGYOU FUCKING DIPSHITOnly Commisaars have a flare gun. However, other trooper-type bots can run to the commisaars corpse and pick up the flare and fire it.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241809301106/76561199108851031d10 whatevs
who is trolling who anymore regarding commissars I am lost
>>563489334They don't want host responsibilities
I hate city maps just because they have a noticeably lower frame rate
>>563489332I don't really consider the shovel a mele weapon, it's more of a utility tool for me.
>>5634898853/4
>>563490101I hate orb repositioning and that I can't steer my damn hellpod
>>5634898853/5
>>563489885>>563490154those images are not even lust provoking, I am NOT joining your lobby doko
>>563490148The amount of robots i have beaten to death with a shovel tells me that it's also a melee weapon.
>>563490172Also eagle strikes being useless, enemies walking through walls, orb lasers hitting only tall buildings even after repositioning
>>563489885full>>563490186You can't handle my lust provoking images anon, find an anon who posts weaker images
2x2 diving is more fun than all staying together or going soloEspecially when no one talks just pure autism to autism communication
>>563490392Probably a reddit take but for me, it's bakushin.
>>563490916No, full team is more fun.2x2 just means you fight half as many bot drops.
>>563490916Nothing hurts more than seeing the other duo lose a partner and doesn't reinforce. We ain't reinforcing him, he's you're battle buddy.
>>563490916>do the 2x2 buddy diving thing>die>get reinforced on the other side of the mapit even happens in /hdg/ lobbies
>>563490916Any form of split is inherently unfun because it means some players get little to no enemies to fight against
>>563491354>>563491509People who break up the duo need to be trampled by boarsIm always mindful of the other duo if one dies
>>563489536 all of the chaff bots have an internal flare secondary that they swap to and shoot once the internal reinforcement timer is cooled off
>>563489536What happened to make you truly believe this?
>>563491764I saw it man. I was there.
>>563491948
>vox drops on top of team>go under to hit weakpoint>teammates spam strats that won't kill it but will definitely kill meholy fucking shit this is poorly thought out, the real problem with hitting vox weakpoints isn't getting past enemy fire, it's getting past your teams bullshitSTOP GIVING THE VOX FREE BUG SPRAY
>>563492069Shit like that has been a thing since dogs were released.Oh, i can easily shoot its belly weakspot.Teammate: let me throw a gatling barrage at it while shooting it with my ABRL.
>>563492237shoutout to every time I was killed by a cluster eagle thrown at a charger
>>563492069>team video game is infinitely more enjoyable when you can at least somewhat expect your team to play rightmore news at 11
>>563486346It's more of a friendship issue. You have to be willing to work with another diver to get good results with it. This is a bridge too far for many /v/ermin
>>563492069>team mates doing their best to stop the vox>you interfere without even explaining what you're trying to do>blame others after dying
d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241812353306/76561198066017633
>>563492583Tank is consistently great in lobbies posted here though.
>>5634927763/4
>>563488118Every time I try to use the dominator I hate it. What's the secret to this thing instead of just using some of the dmrs?
>>563492776Full.
I think it was Gears of War but they had a turret of just 4 rifles strapped together I want a 4 eruptor turret4 coyotes..
>>563493020You just blast centre of mass and spam click to make it effectivly full auto.
>>563493213Backpack version of the HMG turret when?
>>5634932134 stalwarts on the back of a FRV.
>>563493321What's stopping us from just holding one of those guns with a shorter barrel
>>563493296Yeah but i could do the and with a diligence cs. They have very similar stats and breakpoints except the diligence has way, way more bullet velocity and gets more ammo from sources. It also has better recoil and ergonomics. The dom has alright stats but just feels so bad to shoot with the recoil, velocity, and ergonomics.
>>563491948>source: trust me bro
>>563493538The jar has nearly double the durable damage and enough stagger to actually stagger instead of doing the annoying flinch
>>563492069I had the opposite of this experience the other day and it felt great:>Vox approaching team.>I chuck down an orbital smoke.>Team is a bit reluctant, since the beam is red and my dude yells out "calling in orbital strike!">When the smoke lands, and the vox can't see shit all, we dash into the smoke and out to fucking collapse on that motherfucker with the fury of a thousand suns and blow out all its vents and fuck its asshole up.That poor borg in the engine never stood a chance.
4th faction should be a He-Man/Conan world where we fight wizards, dragons and skeletons with orbitals and bullets
>>563493674I'll eat your dick, bro
>>5634941094th faction should be tall muscular woman who crush your head between their thighs.
>>563494336this is your brain on abdoslop everyone
>>563494463he's baking let him bake
>>563494336If they have wizards and skeleton warriors then sure
>>563494463You're getting crushed first.
Im on /vg/Im not allowed to be horny hereStop
>>563489885ggz frens, hard to believe its been 7 months since these fuh ass worlds
>>563489885gg
>>563495486That looked on purpose
>>563495486>anime playermodeldeserved death
>>563495629NIGGA STOLE MY EATS
>>563495629BUGEJAMIN NETNAYAHURETURN MY LEVELLER NAOWWWWW
hellbomb missile with stuka siren and lingering gas cloud when
>>563495486kek, I was looking at the chat box when that happen
>>563495629What you gonna do about it huh?
>>563495858That leveller was promised to us 3200 years ago
>>563495486A constant danger for people under 6 foot IRL.
>>563495858Oh fuck, the bugs are armed with nuclear weapons now!
>>563496126"et tu buge?"
>>563496013>under 6 foot irl
>>563496126>heavy bolter BFGLThat is such an insult to the heavy bolter.
>>563496126bug on bug sex
I like not being good at the game because I enjoy the rush of being scared of a huge reinforcement and running away while throwing an eagle behind me
more like marfart
probably the hardest i laughed during the ophttps://litter.catbox.moe/bytdyj.mp4
>>563496806how'd you get the apc already?
What's /hdg/ consensus on solo players? Like if you're 100m away from me doing a side objective or outpost, fine, we're in the same part of the map and clearing out patrols that would fuck all of us, but being on the other side of the map, removing half of my enjoyment of a map, finishing a 40 min mission in 10 mins is so scummy. Like yeah it was so fun to do 2 outposts and 1 objective before extracting thank you solofag. I just kick these losers because what are you gonna do? Complain that now you're solo in the mission while already playing by yourself?Wish there was a mission tag system or something to tell people that it's not a fucking speedrun session, idk what the solution to this problem is.
>>563500131if they're clearing out small outposts and the objective is ez suresometimes its also just fun to split apart to try and speedrun something, e.g. icbm power and codes
>>563496316Its better than Space Marine 2's heavy bolter by a mile lmao
>>563500131"noooo i want the same weapon xp in more time"shut up bozo, yw for the carry
>>563500131It's fine if someone pops off to do something a 100m away.But i think you should always be able to regroup within a minute or so.
>>563500131>play with /hdg/ aka super duper anime turbo autists who want to abuse the game and rape the enemies and complete the mission asap>complain your mission is being speedrunHow about you go back to pubs where you can enjoy whole 40 minutes of deathloops.I am not even a solofag, but if a retard decides to solofag to make my mission quicker (and doesn't die) I am just happy because that is more efficiency and more medals.You "missing out" on map objectives is bogus point as you will be doing the same 10 objectives and side objectives for hundreds of hours until you get bored of this game and then drop it forever.Solofags welcome in my lobby as long as they don't die.
>>563500523Well all the bolters in that game suck except for the snipers.
>>563500131Divers from lobbies here usually stick together. If I'm joining pub games I just stick to the host to help them out because they're playing the game on the hardest mode. If I'm hosting for pubs I can't really control where they're going and I try not to kick solo divers anymore It's not really their fault that Arrowhead's design philosophy was to just assume players would stick together. Though with custom bug spawns it's kinda funny watching certain divers drop down, call their supply or shield backpacks and them beeline off into the distance to try and solo bug nests that now only spawn alpha warriors and alpha commanders instead of scavengers and hiveguards. Some of them make it. Some of them don't.
>>563500761Correct, it's ALWAYS "omg these bolters are soooo baddddd" in every fucking piece of medium that isn't a meme animation, so as far as i'm concerned bolters are pieces of shit
>>563500131Usually I don't give a fuck, because I have reached a point where I'm capped on gun exp, level, medals, and samples, so I really only am there for main objective completion and then extract. If they want to full clear that's on them, but I don't care to wait for them to be a clear goblin autist and waste my time while the pelican is already landed at extract. If it's flags though, I will kick their ass. Because flags on certain subfactions, especially the borgs with their vox trains, is very clearly intentionally designed to have the entire team holding the flag. Some faggot in Timbuktu while me and the other guys are deep in the trenches fighting for our lives to hold that objective is nigger shit. And the cherry on top is I know, once they're kicked, they are absolutely never going to get those flags raised as a solo.
>>563500131Depends on the objective really, like if they're doing artillery I'll give a hand because it's faster but I'm not gonna stand there with 3 other guys waiting for the LIDAR to go up, unless we're fighting a drop/breach. I'll usually run ahead of them and do an outpost or something before falling back or meeting them at the next objective.If I end up on the other side of the map as my team it's usually because they're doing some retarded pathing.
>>563500827They weren't bad in the first game most of the time.
is peak physique types of armor required for the Breaching Hammer? Reason I'm asking is because I don't know if the Swedes count the explosion damage as melee. I assume not, but I want to make sure I can run other armors with it.
>>563501529I wouldn't count on itIf anything itll buff the tiny non-bomb damageIt should be 70% melee increase
>>563501529You already know what the answer is in your heart, Anon.
>>563501529https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/CQC-20_Breaching_Hammer
bug bait grenade when20 bugs vs a bile titan and they kill him
>>563501529The extra melee damage armour passives only apply to the 300 physical damage each swing does, not the 2200 explosion.If you want to increase the damage output of the breaching hammer, siege ready is actually better than peak physique. Gives you 2 extra explosives per resup, so 4400 damage. You'd have to land 37 melee hits with the hammer inbetween each resup to get more value out of PP than SR, assuming that that damage isn't reduced by durability or armour value of the target.
>>563501982>The Armor AP6 Icon.png Anti-Tank II explosion of the Breaching Hammer's charge is not affected by Armor Passives that increase melee damage.thakns
>>563502317>siege ready is actually betterthat's a idea, I'll try that one. Now I just need to pick a backpack.
AT dog when
>>563502467You probably need diaper or supply because you're going to be knocked over all day every day.
>>563502546right after plasma dog
>>563502467Warp pack, so you can cope with being FAT, because good luck going in to melee stuff if you pick light or medium. That's also an argument for not running siege ready, because you might really appreciate extra padding or concussive padding.
>>563500131splitting up is objectively the fastest/efficient way to play. four people doing four objectives beats four people dogpiling one. the patrols may scale up with this strategy, but patrols are pretty manageable. you get one guy get to fight a reinforcement call on their own, dumping strategems, if he wins, good. if he dies, he gets teleported out of the fight while the other three keep progressing. this is the major flaw with the game
>>563502661orbital truth strike
>>563500761your melta?
>>563502467Warp Pack if you don't want to slap Factory Strides and BTsHover Pack if you do
>>563502894Hammer 3 hits dogs against their feet.Feels pretty good to do actually.
>>563502661Hear me out, introduce a downed mechanic, most fatal damage knocks you to a harmless Fortnite type crawl, and you can either stim yourself to get up, or have another players get you up stim-free. Any damage received while down kills you. Maybe make it so it can happen only per life, or have certain attacks be always fatal.
>>563503336I thought hammer two tapped factory striders on their feet. Bile titans are the worst match up this thing has.
>>563503351isnt this what the dont die from lethal damage armor is for?
Why cant divers swimSometimes these lakes are a pain in the ass to go aroundAtleast give us a lil boat
>>563491661>conscriptoh my hecking science.... they are.... CONSCRIPTED CIVILIANS.....
>>563504202Does that armor still randomly just kill you.
>>563504258They're wearing titanuim armor. Titanium may not be as heavy as steel but that, along with the rest of a helldiver's gear, would still make swimming pretty difficult.
>>563504258Swimming in anything besides the lightest helldiver armors without any support weapons or backpacks just wouldn't be feasible.
They should bring back the rescue scientists mission, I miss them
>>563504258They're black.
Yo mama so fat they had to conquer Heeth to put her into cryostasis
>>563505106Yo mama so fat Super Earth decided to abandon Oshaune and extract oil from her instead
lobby?
>>563505503yo mama so fat she ate the lobby
>>563504918>check your skin color with the peak physique armors>if it's white you can swim>if it's black you can't swim
yo mama so fat she takes up four player slots
>>563504258Just drive, nigga
yo mama so fat that reinforcing her calls down a hellbomb (live)
yo mama so fat the only strategems she calls in are pizza deliveries
>>563504918But they can run the fastestEven trade
>shoot teammate with the stim pistol>he turn around and blast my head off with his double freedomokay
yo mama so fat her EATs are called a buffet
Yo mama so fat she liberated 2 planets at once
>>563505865top kek does this still work?
>>563504602>>563504804Can't extreme Navy guys carry their gear in water while also helping another soldier swim back? Surely a diver can doggy paddle a small pond
Yo mama so fat she lobbied the dokko
yo mama so fat she creates tremors as she walks
>>563506640That video isn't even a month old
I like how planets have "low", "medium" and "high" decay rates while even 0.47% during a MO isn't a complete slogResistance values might as well be infinite on squids since nobody plays them
>>563506680Not while wearing armor.Most helldiver armor is very heavy with extreme coverage compared to modern infantry armor, some of it is equivalent to modernized plate armor.
>>563506879>while even 0.47% during a MO isn't a complete slogis a complete slog*I'm tired
>>563506680Also keep in mind armors have a lot of cloth parts which absorb bigger amounts of water than you think and weigh your drowndiver ever more.
warbond trailer tommorow trust the plan
yo mama so fat she got lice and helldivers dropped on her to liberate
Yo mama so fat you can actually hit her with the stim pistol
cremator nerf tomorrow
>>563507526Why would they do that?It's kinda meh.
reminder that redditors called this thing overpowered
yo mama so fat super destroyers have to reposition on open maps
I have been having sound stutters and other sound problems when things get heavy since sound engine overhaul, never found an online solution. Suddenly got the inspiration to lower in game volume and up the windows mixer volume to compensate for the difference and now it seems to be a lot better, bruh how does that even work.
>>563507051Ah yeah the wet cape must weigh half as much as a leandiver
>>563508108Swede magic
>>563504258A better question would be, why are helldivers covered in gasoline? I tip my toe on a candle light and i'm suddenly engulfed in flames that kill me in 1 second?
>>563504258I've never had to swim in boots and combat gear, and I hope I never will because I would fucking die.>>563508550This.
>>563507924I don't see how melee can be overpowered. Even it the chainsaw instagibbed any enemie it hits, its still crippled by being a melee weapon
>>563507924It being two handed is what makes it bad. One handed mele weapons are viable with the riot shield.
>>563476882>broken ass bottle (melee weapon)>neighbor-blaming emoteWhat else?
>>563509145Better learn how buddy youre going to be sent to the Strait soon
Yo mama so fat she thought the 380mm barrage were a Precision Strike
>>563509197Yeah the hammer is way better, both for killing and aura farming since you can swing while jetpacking now.
yo mama so fat she uses the defoliation tool as a nail file
yo mama so fat the squids made 5 fleshmobs out of her
Yo mama so brown, the super destroyer crew got fired for lack of DEI representation
yo mama so fat that she eats a lot with a big tummy! haha
yo mama so stupid she posts her steam profile when somebody asks "lobby doko?"
Yo mama so fat people thought she were a Emancipator mech when she use the Autocannon
>Super Milf BBW
Yo mama so retarded Trump got a Nobel Prize for starting the Iran war
>>563511586Why is it called the Iran war when he looks like he could barely jog?
Yo mama so black Gücci Slïppers got labelled as White
Yo mama is cute
Your mama so ugly your dad gets morning wouldn't
I need the biggest mama you haveNo she's too big..
If you're wearing medium armor and it's not any of these sets, you missed the point of medium armor.
>>563513231I would love to wear these armors, but unfortunately due to swigger game design I am not allowed to if I want the specific passives I enjoy using
>>563513346>but unfortunately due to swigger game design I am not allowed to if I want the specific passives I enjoy usingYou missed the point of medium armor. The only passives worth using in the category are all in that image.The only time medium armor gets good is when it's fast heavy armor.
>>563513231I want the bright blue one but I can't have it and it makes me want to cry
>>563513228kek
>>563513451Wrong.
>>563513231you forgot the latest one, 50% explosive resistance and 2 extra nades
>>563513631The only thing 100 armor grants you over 50, in any tangible manner that would actually be seen in most missions, is the slightly reduced headshot damage. All of the important breakpoints that make you notably tankier start happening between 100-150, before tapering off in benefits between 150-200. The difference between 180 and 200 for example is negligible, which is why the new heavy Entrenched set is comically tanky with its 50% explosive resistance, to the point it can step on a bot landmine and you only lose 30% of your HP.
>>563513580>pre-order on xbox>get funny blue yogurt armor>dont use it because I'll look like a latelet fraudFor me I want the yellow cheese armor
>>563513745>100 armor ratingoh yeah we instantly dying to any headshots with this one...
for me, it's heavy fortified/bulwark with a jump pack.
>>563514427>jumpack with heavy armorwhat a waste of efficiency, you know you have reduced range with it on heavy armors right?
Can I be really buff with zero armor on but I get 20 stims
>>563514496it's still worth it.
>>563514496you fail to understand the point of the jump pack here
>>563514691a shittier warp pack, he understands completely
New biome>New biomeNew stratagem>New stratagem
>>563514845
How come nobody calls warp pack a crutch?Literally "press button to disengage from this battle" at any time.
>>563515105The first part of the pattern is mech suit
>>563514845every vehicle begins with the same Left Down Right input, so this is more than likely a new vehicle. Either the APC (lol) or an FRV variant. Or maybe a shit-your-pants surprise drop of an ATV or the Hammer motorcycle
can i get uuuuh... orbital strike cooldown reduction please? And thank you.
>>563478582Leveler has no reticle or BDC plus is riskier
>>563515231oh yeah that makes more sense.>exosuit input>LUMBERER exosuit chiseled onto a tree
>>563515186If you press it at the wrong time you just fucking die.It's also not a long enough warp to save your ass in most cases.
>>563515312ramming frv probably, but i could be wrong
>>563515186because supply pack is literally, "press button to heal and throw nades at everything"
>Hover vehicles when
>>563515740X + 5 monthsX being whenever the squids receive hover vehicles so never
>>563515740>hover vehicle>still gets stuck on rocks>still flips if you turn too fast
>>563515740Too much energy output to exist where treads dominateMechs and tanks get cool mediaHover things arent cool If you want something to circle slight airspace then attack helicopters are cooler
>>563515740there's a million sci fi hover vehicles, why would you ever need to resort to slop
>>563516372>Hover things arent cool Wrong
>>563505865Is J3 okay?
>>563514845It's gonna be a melee mech, I can feel it.
>>563516745He went the way of the pubbie
>>563506365>so used to having the stim pistol with my buds its second nature for me to quickswap and shoot immediately>bring ultimatum once>reflexes get the better of me>DEPLOYING NEW HELLDIVERS
>>563516419i just picked the first pic google gave, was thinking of using the hover tank from BF2142 or the prototype one from BF4 first but didn't bother>>563516372>Hover things arent cool>being able to glide over terrain with no issue isnt cool or useful
>>563516297>still climbs hills at 1/5th of the regular cruising speed
>>563515740>>563516419For me, it's the J.Edgar
>>563516419Proof hovercels have no taste
>>563515740
>>563517260Warbond tomorrow.
>>563510754Yo momma so fat she's the one made out of fleshmobs.
>>563517482Firestorm never fucking ever
>>563517260I really dont give a fuck about warbonds.Buff sterilizer and SPEAR right the fuck now!
The only soulful hover vehicles in sci-fi are the Covenant vehicles from Halo, and that's because of their apparition-based naming convention and sound design. Pic related, certified classics.
https://youtu.be/OPfPI2m4gWkSuper Destroyer staff the moment we fucking leave
>>563514845The snow forest biome is the one I'm most excited for in general, but I'm also hoping the savanna biome is the one that'll be best for vehicles. Big grasslands and NO ROCKS.
>>563517813stinky spear chucker
Calling it now, the Cyborgs will expand and build a megafactory on Malevelon Creek.
>>563518310Stop giving Joel ideas the borgs are insufferable enough as is with these shitty MOs
>>563518205Helldiver chuck spear strong and kill bot, no spear helldiver weak and lose to bug.
>>563514845>>563515312Anon is correct, this is a vehicle code.
>>563471135>D10 borg non-commando planet>4th person, host is using stealthgear, silenced primary and C4>2 Other drivers are using the usual cookie cutter vox delete loadout>Go with cookie cutter vox delete loadout>Drop with the 2 other guys trying to take a jammer>Host on the opposite of the map trying to solo a vox convoy>Dies>Blow up the jammer and call host>Host beelines into his dropped gear and vox convoy>We follow behind him>Host told us that he's going to stealth and we should clear other objectives>ok.png>Go out to clear outposts, gunship fabs and fortress>Host keeps fucking dying to the vox convoy and beelines to it>I count fucking 10 deaths>Convoy is almost at the final checkpoint>Me and the other lads went to clear the vox convoy>There's still fucking 5 of them>We clear them effortlessly nonetheless>Player 2 gets kicked>Player 3 gets kicked>Get kickedI fucking hate soloniggers and stealth larpers.
>>563518310>borgs take the creek>the devs eventually apply the star of peace to it just to spit in our facesyep
Where are my fucking Omicron medals where are they
>>563518543>>563514845>Mechs go Left Down Right Up>Standard "driving" vehicles go Left Down Right DownIt's a mech code. So either the Lumberer or shield Exo.
>>563518692Medals? Strategic objectives only give invisible good boy points.
D7 marfark because I am really not in the mood to deal with vox spamLets MOslave together!newcuties encouraged!steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241844551632/76561198005075969
>>563515740Never ever, would make the poor game engine explode.
>>563518310I hope they do. The liberation rate fuckery of the galactic war managers would be something to see.
>new mechThink they'll finally remove the limit of 1?
>>563519025lobby closeddead fucking game
>>563520169But you already get 3 mechs a mission, do you need more?
>>563520284I want 3 different types of mech.
>>563520265>sub-d10 lobby during dead hourswhat were you expecting
So is the next warbond Mech pilot themed? If so, what kind of armor passive should it get?
>>563520528Homosexuality
>>563520528Shorter cool down for Mech and SentryMaybe even you get 1 extra exo suit
>>563520265>D7LMAO
>>563519025>>D7Man the fuck up
>>563520528+25% rotation speed
>>563520528+60% friendship
City maps kind of suck, my eagle strats just whiff 7 out of 10 times
>>563520653>>563520843sounds like space magic to me
>>563520673>>563520735>says he doesn't want to deal with vox spam>instead of bitching and whining and begging for the devs to make the game easier he instead just chooses to play on a lower difficulty where the thing he wants exists>seethe ensuesconfirmed people who want the spawn rates of low difficulty but don't want to have to actually admit to wanting low difficulty are fragile egotist faggots whose identities are built around being able to claim they are hardcore to a bunch of random dudes on the internet
>>563515740>>563517482sgt bilko ass posting itt
>>563521128time for another six hour meltdown, gucci?still getting filtered by preds?
>>563521081Space magic would be your amor making the mech stronger somehowThose sound OKThe ability to reload your mech would be awesome
>>563521128
>>563518168Or they could, god forbid, fix the driving?
>>563520673>>563520735I can play on D10 vox I just dont want to cuz it is never a pleasant experience, especially with incel corp combo.its okay D7 pubs is good enough for what I want now while general sleeps.
R8 my One True Flag buff, inspired by 40k and general art pieces of soldiers rallying around a flag for a last stand and fighting viciously: One True Flag effects (when planted):>Effects have 15 m radius (same as shield generator relay)>Helps prevent Helldivers from flinching when hit.>Increases melee damage by 30%.>Increases reload speed of all weapons by 30%.>Weapon recoil and drag reduced by 30%.>Provides 30% resistance to explosive, fire, gas, acid, and electrical damage.>Prevents all damage from bleeding if chest hemorrhages.>Explodes with force of Frag Grenade when destroyed. Thoughts? Too much? too bland?
>>563521245>>563521284>people who want the spawn rates of low difficulty but don't want to have to actually admit to wanting low difficulty are fragile egotist faggotsso this is you then? ^
>>563521894>>Provides 30% resistance to explosive, fire, gas, acid, and electrical damage.>>Prevents all damage from bleeding if chest hemorrhages.Hmm nahI do like the idea of them seeing the flag makes them hyped as fuck and filled with adrenaline
>>563474883>arrowhead>fixing old content
>>563521081A designated helldiver pilot would be more familiar with the vehicles handling, turning circles, etcThus is able to perform more exceptional maneuvers than your average diver.
>>563521985I like the way D10 cyborgs suckstry again gucci sniggers
>tfw <D10 is too easy(D10 is also too easy) but I miss factory striders
>>563520169I have a sneaking suspicion one of the pilot armors is gonna allow you to take more than one type of mech with the caveat they both share the same cooldown. So you'll get your four uses evenly spread across the mission.
>lower the difficulty>ok>NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT
>>563520528>So is the next warbond Mech pilot themed?Yes. We MechAssault 2: Lone Wolf up in here.https://youtu.be/RfC00GUQ-9w?si=io2PfIQOnaqn2VHt
>still seeing players complain about the bastion and saying they should change it so the turret has a wider rotation>This would mean the swedes would need to re-code and remodel the whole thing>It probably took them a year to put this in the game in the first placeEither they make a new tank that's completely power creeping the bastion or it's never happening out of swedish laziness and pride.
>>563522865They'll add an actual tank, but it'll have shittier guns.
>>563522806Fully expecting the bond title to be ExoWarrior in reference to MechWarrior.
I want D10 enemies but with D7 spawnsGets annoying when they rape you while stuff cools down
>>563515740Driving isn't the difficult part, it's the turret being locked to a 30 degree fov that continues pointing in the same direction even when the tank is turning>stand on vehicle>driver turns>continue facing the same direction despite the vehicle beneath you turning>this idiocy also applies to the bastion's gunner because lolsvveden
>>563523160
>>563478605
>>563523651Shittier, like T-34 tier
>>563521128man up pussy boi
s-s-s-slugger buff tomorrow pls joel???
>>563523651>jew+seamonkey tankhell no
>>563514354Don't get headshot
Why is the new biometric a forest We have like 3 of those already
Warbonds I DON'T have (im level 77)>Viper Commandos (I want the Lib carbine)>Chemical Agents (meh on gas)>Truth Enforcers>Urban Legends (I like siege armor might be next)>Borderline Justice>Masters of Ceremony>Control Group>Killzone>RedactedOtherwise I have a lot of recommended itemsI'll wait to see what the next bond is before I get one of theseI farmed 850 SC this week on bug worlds
>>563524765>biometric
>>563524765Why does autocorrect not recognize the word biomeIts a real word
>>563524852Its not my fault!
>>563521894I think there's too much there, and I don't like the flag exploding.I can get behind the melee and reload speed. Things that change how the character moves and aims as you switch from inside the radius to outside are no good.
>>563522806>Loose spin off of the Jihad featuring Papa RoachMechAssault is like a fever dream made real.
>>563524385It looks a lot like helldivers 2's SE vehicles.
>>563524829>has the halo warbondOh no
City maps are basically Commando maps that can't commit. >90% of eagle and orb strats are useless >can only really call in defensive emplacements and support weapons, resupply>besides that you're basically just relying purely on your guns/skills/stealth so you aren't having multi block running gun battles like it's fucking Stalingrad
>>563522865People should be grateful the swedes didn't make the tank destroyer something like the bkan 1c, with armor made of recycled soda cans and the ammo stored up in an elevated box for the enemies to shoot at and create a cool fucking explosion that wipes the team in 8 seconds.I have no idea how they resisted the temptation.
>>563525624City maps need more variety. Where are my highways and canals?
>>563525932>ywn fly down the Super Freedomway mowing down bots while watching Super Madagascar 25
ULTIMATE STELF BUILD (for bots)Armor: RS-89 SHADOW PARAGON (light full stelf)Run fast, get to bases quick. Speedy speedy. "B-but muh armor rating" Git gud, also read furtherPRIMARY: CensurThe best stealth primary, lrn2aim. If you one shot an enemy in a base, other enemies don't react. Utilize this.SECONDARY: SenatorFor shooting hulks in the eye and walkers in the dick. Also lets you deal with mini turrets at range.GRENADE: Bubble shieldPop one of these when interacting with a hellbomb, or right before engaging a group of devs. Use your c4 for bases, no need for regular grenades.STRATAGEMSC4The best stelf support weapon. Leave a calling card on every fab and walk away without looking at the explosion. 3 of these kills a factory strider.500kg bombFor moments you need a big bomb. Also, after deactivating a strategem jammer you can drop one of these in a pinch before fucking off.LaserThrow it at big bases to soften them up, or toss one at a fortress. Replaceable with anti-tank emplacment if you prefer sitting around.Smoke strikeGetting chased? Drop this, and run away. Simple problems require simple solutions. Plus pubbies will think you're a wizard.
>>563525932That sounds immeasurably complex, especially with devs still recovering from Easter holidays and having to take days off to prepare for the upcoming summer vacation
>>563525932Where are my building internals? Glass windows? Underground tunnel walkways? Sky walks between buildings?
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241852379649/76561198126520852D10, Robots.
>>563526391Honorary aryan moment
I like-a da Autocannon
>>563526391sorry can't join
>>563526917>>563526391steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241853266062/76561198126520852New link, let's try again.
>>5635271912/4.
>>563527191Still 2/4.
>>563524829>VCLibCar is alright, with drum mags it's like a baby Stalwart. Stim booster is also good. Peak Physique passive is very good with some weapons that have low ergos.>CAGas grenade is arguably the best in slot for bugs and squids, and gas dog is good for bugs. Rest is not worth mentioning.>TELoyalist is a baby Purifier, it's quite good. I don't care for the armor passive but some people like it. Reprimand is back to being shit (it had awful sway when it came out, then they eventually made it pretty good for like 4 months before nerfing all SMGs).>ULWorth it for the armor passive and the cuck chair. Shield and sentry are some of the worst stratagems in their category but it's still one of the best warbonds.>BJTalon is pretty nice, rest of the warbond is pretty shit. Dynamite is alright, Deadeye is a DCS sidegrade.>MoCIt's shit.>CGEpoch is okay but needs a buff or two. Warp pack is fun and also allows you to farm super credits more efficiently since you can teleport through bunker doors. Variable is dogshit.>KillzoneIt's shit. The medium acclimated armor is good against dragonroaches and bile spewers but it's not worth 1.5k credits.>RedactedCensor and C4 are quite good. Passive is the best one for stealth and is mandatory for commando missions.
>>563527191FVLL.
>>563528348>MoC>It's shit.aimlet + didn't play the warbond awardamendment is one of the best marksman riflespyrotechs are a top 3 grenade due to sheer volume and AoE damagethe rest of it is just W larps though i won't argue against thatatleast the armor passive isn't abysmal dogshit anymore
Why do I have the killzone smg when I never logged in during that period?
>>563524829Control Group, Urban Legends, Borderline Justice are the best on that list.
>>563528742gucci slipers moment
>2026laser strategem still has 3 use limitcan they not just remove it already or make it a ship upgrade for unlimited uses. Its not even that good
>>563529374I think they're just really scared of making it unlimited because of the auto-tracking, for some reason.
>>563528916Masters of Ceremony is also great. I think unironically Masters of Ceremony should be the first warbond people get while they are leveling so they can have ther samples always on the max.
>>563528742>welfare rapefugee shitskin>dutchWay to contradict yourself in your own post
>>5635293743 uses is more than enough. Not every stratagem should be usefull for every situation.
>>563528664>aimletCope.>amendment is one of the best marksman riflesDoes it still have the glitch that makes you waste a mag if you cancel your reload? Either way it's an inferior Diligence.>pyrotechsMeme grenade. Thermites or gas are better in 99% of cases.
>>563529374>>563529475They don't play anything higher than d6, so like the mechsuits, it's really good and overpowered because you throw it down and it kills everything automatically without any player input or skill. Not so on higher difficulties where it will kill two out of the four bile titans you're fighting and maybe a few of the smaller enemies. That's the only reason it has limited uses and a seven minute cooldown, because the devs are shitters
>>563529610Where's the contradiction, retard.
>>563528348>LibCar is alright, with drum mags it's like a baby StalwartThats what I hear and like treating a primary as my support!>CAIm not sold on gas yet>TEMeh>ULI like the armors and the cuck chair is a plus!>BJYeah Im a little done with getting a warbond for 1 thing now>the restUgh nah not my play style
>>563504421he's talking about democrazy protects, you're thinking of adreno defibadreno defib light and medium armors still kill you prematurely, while the heavy version is exempt (allegedly, idk why this would be the case)
>>563529647It has the longest cooldown of all strategems and is objectively worse than several other with lower cd and infinite uses.The devs just dont play the game and like the other anon said think the autotracking makes it op
>>563529769I play only d10. The Orbital Laser and the mech suits are perfectly fine.>mechs for bug missions>laser for blitz missions
trannydivers
>>563528742>this raped over being blocked from almost every player and lobby posted in this generallollmaosee you when some innocent newfag that doesn't know better lets you play
>>563529972gas is incredibly useful and good on bugs and squids for the same reason: its crowd control effect is so powerful that it makes chargers run straight into walls and the crowd of hunters chasing you starts jumping in random directions before eventually dying because the damage is low enough that you can run through a gas cloud and come out the other side missing about half your health, but it's high enough that it kills all the chaff. Plus the cloud lingers for a good amountt of time, so you throw it on bug breaches or choke points and watch as the giant horde of enemies becomes retarded and unable to chase you down.BJ is worth getting for the talon and the dynamite. Talon is a sidearm that's better than a lot of primaries. Dynamite is probably the best grenade in the game because it has a big AoE and enough demo force to destroy bug holes/bot fabs from the outside, so you just toss it near the hole and it will destroy it. They can also close bile titan holes.
>>563530096Shut the fuck up, Alexus
>>563530412Still coping sister?Your 8 months of spamming achieved nothing.You lost. You got raped, tranny boy.
>>563514027>All of the important breakpointsname 10
imagine exposing yourself as such a monumental sperg that an entire general decides to block you
>>563528742I'm really curious as to who is actually behind these kinds of posts
Should I bring the Laser to city missions or will the buildings still just cuck me?
>>563530859Your tranny fantasies are not going to become true no matter how many times you repeat them.
>>563514027I'm pretty sure you can survive a direct hit from a rocket strider with the new superstore armor.
>>563531093Don't bother, take 500kg and strafing run
>>563531341and then die when you hit the rock it blew you into at mach 3, but technically yes
>>563530738just go play bots with 150 armor and feel the difference. night and day on the shit you survive vs. when you're wearing 50/100 and get fucked constantly.
>>563531017it's unironically gucci slippers. It's not a meme, he's a huge loser and started having periodic schizo shitfit episodes in the general after someone namedropped him for being a faggot in a lobby. After a particular bout of shitposting with him spamming about "bot trannies" (with him taking the bug side) he was ridiculed by the general and became mindbroken enough to start spamming pizza.
>>563514027>slightly reduced headshot damage"slightly" means literally instantly dying from a single headshot and if your armor is ABOVE 100 you can survive 1 headshot at full health.I think the difference between dying and NOT dying from a single headshot is massive.
>>563531093They will megacuck you to the point your laser does basically nothing half the time
>>563531430What if hes just some kike getting paid to spam bullshit? I've seen gucci say the word "BotGODS" in my lobbies before
>>563524829Get Control Group for solo sc farming.
>>563524829I just got viper commandos solely for the lib carbine, it was well worth the purchase
>>563531409>>563531463Roger that
>>563523557>that continues pointing in the same direction even when the tank is turningI don't get it. are you complaining that the gun is stabilized? isn't that a good thing? you want the gun to continue pointing at the same spot you are aiming at even when the driver is turning
Bots should get a cloaking sniper trooper who stalks you across the map and has a laser sight that shows their position for just a second before shooting, recloaking and relocating
>>563531578there's no money in it, shills get paid to spam /pol/ and /v/ and any board with lots of people where they might be able to influence people to vote a certain way or buy a certain product. Never seen a shill on /ck/ for example, because it's not a very busy boardno one would pay for a shill for a specific general with not that many people in it, it's pure autism and he's doing it for free
>You're banned from every lobby>Actually the only reason you're in lobbies is because people don't want to wait>Actually the only reason you're in lobbies is because we buck broke you all along.The axe wound copening continues>>563531430Notice how the trannycord never posts any proof for these "CP poster" allegations. I wonder why.
>>563523557...why is gyro stabilization a bad thing? it means the gun isn't wobbling and jittering when you're trying to aim and the tank is moving
>banned from every lobbyyes, of those that are regulars and have been here long enough to know you>Actually the only reason you're in lobbies is because people don't want to waitamong the few lobbies you manage to join during dead hour where you'd have to wait 15 minutes for a replacement>Actually the only reason you're in lobbies is because we buck broke you all along.doesn't even make sense
>>563522345>anime imageyou could have just said no and it doesn't apply to you. keep being a faggot though
we are the bad guys, chuddie
nah I'm good
>might actually take Choepessa IV soonCan we actually get this MO done if everyone dogpiles Marfark in the next 19 hours?
>>563532308>super earth is... the bad guy?media literacy bros, not like this...
>>563525624why can greens and blues drop perfectly fine in cities, but reds hit buildings or need repositioning?
>>563532172Nice cope post, sister. See you in the next lobby.
>>563532308Ok?Everyone else is worse
>"Super Earth is the bad f-ACK!!"SUPER SUPLEX PLUS ATTACK!!!!!!
>>563532308I think Super Earth, therefore I am good
>>563519025>coomer is bad at the gamemany such cases
>>563531425>can't even name 10, let alone one
>>563533361here you go anon1. Play the game2. Play the game3. Play the game4. Play the game5. Play the game6. Play the game7. Play the game8. Play the game9. Play the game10. Play the game
>>563531578he'll say whatever he thinks will get the most replies
>>563532489Unlikely. The planet has more than 3 million HP, even with all the progress so far it's basically asking us to take a full normal planet at 1.5% decay rate.
>go now, helldiver>penetrate the womb of tyranny and non consensually plant the seed of democracy in the womb of injustice I cant believe shipmaster said that
>>563515740I don't need a fancy hover tank. I don't need a combat ready IFV. All that I want is a humble low cooldown kettenkrad with one spare passenger seat in the back.
>>563533462I accept your concession
>>563533361naming an entire faction is a pretty good one in my eyes when it comes to how good 150 armor as a breakpoint is. b-01 shrugs off some comical shit to the point that's where half the ragdoll complaints come from, because you just end up surviving multiple explosions if prone.
>>563529757can someone translate this sub 500hr babble for me
>>563533605
>>563520423You want 9 mechs in one mission? What kind of balanced gameplay do you think could come from having 6 mechs available during a mission? Even having the 3 mechs for a 40 minute excursion is a bit much, if you ask me.
>>563534113you can only take one type of mech at a time alreadyand if three players take mechs you can have 9 mechs a mission alreadyfucking retards in this general don't even play the fucking game
can't you just be normal?
>>563534252So you want four players to be able to take 9 mechs each for a total of thirty-six potential mechs a mission? That's almost a mech a minute! That's ridiculous! That sounds like way too much fun.
>>563534540
>>563533532It's just extracts though, just spam low diff or something
>>563534667With how fragile mechs are on bots and squids especially now, and how often Pelican-2 maneuvers them into being intercepted by hellpods or just fucking shoots mechs with his auto cannon, I don't actually think having that many mechs a mission would be bad. The ground would be littered with the burning corpses of chicken walkers.
do Vox Machines spawn on Marfark?
>>563528742Reminder you're not welcome here and never will be
>have a lot of super samples>I have enough for upgrades>Need RARE samples to help my ship>no one cares for them or commonsGuh plz help I always pick up for everyone elseI want the eagle cool downs and overall cooldown
daily reminder
>>563535016i'm pretty sure their size severely limits the amount of places they can spawn. I've rarely if ever seen them spawn on mountainous seeds, and I've witnessed them spawn by the millions on flat open seeds
>>563535120I don't use either of those
>>563535049And yet here I am despite your very best efforts lmfaooooo. Now give me a sip of those delicious brown tears, shitskin-chan
>>563535265based RRchad
>>563531792>>563532147here's how my bastion gunner gameplay goes>BAM SLIIIIIIIIIDE BAM SLIIIIIIIDE BAM SLIIIIIIIDE BAM SLIIIIIIIIIDE BAM SLIIIIIIIIIDEthat? that's the sound of me pounding my mouse against my desk and violently sliding it sideways to fight the tank turning so i can aim
>>563535076I'm happy to collect samples if someone asks for them. if i'm in a lobby of level 120+'s then i'm going to assume you're maxed out
>>563535120It spews acid that combusts into flame after it leaves the bugs body. Why they dont explode into flame instead of dropping once popped is retarded. Its corpse should be a fireball falling at you.
>>563535482>Its corpse should be a fireball falling at you.holy fuk don't give swiggers ideas!
>>563535232>be cyborgs>create fuckhueg retarded mega-tank that weighs so much it would sink into even a small amount of mud, destroy pavement with its massive girth, and has a giant building sized profile while taking enough resources to build like 5 tanks insteadthe borgs should invest in smaller, easier to produce units made in huge numbers instead of big stupid superheavy tanks. Also bring back the cyberdogs.
>>563535076If i see a sub level 100 in a lobby i usually go out of my way to pick them
Shrek warbond when?
>>563535120Imma just plap it from across the map with the unsung bug hero weapon.
>>563535878where is our mandatory shrek model swap mod to farm easy reddit karma?
Pepsiman warbond.
>>563526391GGs >:]
-Reminder that your entire discord of brown NEET bugmen spent hours going through my socials and the best "own" you could find was "you were in a foxhole clan 4 years ago".-Reminder that your little gay 8 month long cancelation crusade against me has completely failed. Nobody outside your brown circlejerk cares about this "beef" and I frequently join non trannycord lobbies and play with no issues.-Reminder that you feel very confident when you spam my name in these threads, but the moment your info gets posted you proceed to piss yourself and cry to the nearest janitor about "muh dox" and "muh harrasment". This is a great mirror for your behaviour in game where you think TKing for fun is le funny and epic as long as it's not being done to you. -Reminder that you're so shit at the game that you had to run reinforcement boosters on cyberstan.-Reminder that I have buck broken and spiritually raped you so hard that I would live in your head rent free until this kusoge goes EoS even if I completely stopped posting here. This is already confirmed by the fact that you think I'm like 10 different people at this point. -Reminder that you are a subhuman brown tranny bugman and every insult you throw at me is projection.
>>563534928people aren't gonna do that for a multitude of reasons>it's rigged>they don't want to lower the difficulty>they need samples that only appear on ? difficulty>they want to grind XP
>>563535594>smaller, easier to produce units made in huge numbers instead of big stupid superheavy tanksThey already have Shredders and Annihilator Tanks. If they spammed them we would be fucked since our vehicles are made of aluminum sheet metal have terrible turn speed. Honestly the bots having traditional tanks alongside the Strider Walkers and Vox ruin their aesthetic. I would prefer Warstriders with more weak points having different variants over them having anything on treds.
>>563533759I have over 3 times that. Keep coping about your C tier grenade and DMR.
>>563536414yes, all bot vehicles should have legs
>>563536164Reminder that you're litterally having a melt down against me while i'm just chilling in game and don't think about you at all, and i hope you realize this "beef" is entirely one sided.
>>563536414a single bastion properly driven and with a competent gunner shits all over the bot faction despite its cardboard armor, replacing voxniggers with 2-3 tanks wouldn't make it any different. and preferring bots to not have traditional armored vehicles and instead only walkers is fucking retarded bro I'm sorry, it just is.
>>563536293Those just sound like excuses to me
i was planning on hosting but if you're all gonna bring thread tantrums into the chat then maybe i shouldn't bother
>>563536959you already said that yesterdayI don't think you want to host at all
>>563536748"I don't care about you at all" is the funniest shit coming the rapefugee boy that spammed my name for months in these threads and spam reports my posts with his trannycord.Face it, niggerboy. You lost. You got raped.
>>563536959do these niggas really continue their gay little feuds in the chat lol
>>563509145It’s really not that hard to swim or tread water if it’s just your boots and camis, they train you to take off and drop every piece of gear you have to the bottom the second you’re in water though or you would probably drown If you’re black you’re shit out of luck though, the amount of black dudes standing by the edge of the pool who all failed their swim quals in boot camp was hilarious >t. US infantry marine
Yeaaaaaaaaah I'm thinking of not taking a part of this. No lobby today.
>>563537175why can't black people swim, what the fuck is it? It's not all of them, there are pearl divers and fishermen that are blackactually I just looked it up and apparently black people are less buoyant than white people because of fat distribution and bone density or some shit, there's a study on it and everything
>>563537062i've witnessed it and it was deeply embarrassingwhat am i supposed to do? take a side and start kicking? i don't want to get doxxed by autists or get rumors about me spread around on your trooncord
>>563536748>I don't care about you at all>Spam reports every post mentioning him>>563528742>>563534434LMFAOOOOOO BUCK BROKEN TRANNY BOY DEFLECTING
>>563537430just block the tards that do it and move on
>>563537379>fat distribution and bone densityThis, unironically. They're built for running. Not a lot of deep water on the savanna.Arrowhead unironically makes all their MCs incapable of swimming as a running joke
Ignore the /vg/ mandated general schizo and post webms
>>563537483>self-owns>racism>ban evasiongot a real winner here
Surely there will be content tommorrow
redacted stealth armor is so busted on bots, they reduce the bot's allowed range to open fire at you after they aggro you. meanwhile without stealth armor, they shoot you across the map.
>>563538030don't massive enemies like faggotry striders and voxes spot you from six million miles away?
>>563538030are you fighting incel bots? shotgun devs have a maximum engagement range of 40 meters even without stealth armour.
>>563538119nope, I've played normal bots, cyborgs and even fire corps. same result
>>563536874>he thinks vox would be replaced by there tanks, not five>he thinks it's fine for bots to have traditional tanks when War Striders are better than them in every way and can be mass produced>it's fucking retarded, no I won't elaborateYou just won the most boring ass nigga award. Congratulations.
>>563538112to my experience, only the miniguns do this, they have their own AI. seems like they are programmed to shoot you when you're close regardless of stealth armor. same goes to the tank's coaxial machine guns.
>>563537841warp pack users could neverjump pack getting 2 charges when
>>563537958>self-ownsTrue, refer to >>563536164 for the many times you self owned yourself>racismAwwwwww...Does shitskin-chan get upset when xhe gets called brown? :(>Ban evasionAnd?
>>563538112>>563538368don't dogs and mortar turrets and gunships detect you by sound instead of by sight
my personal favorite
>>563538532mortar turrets definitely do, but gunships do also have some sight to them
>>563538485If you turned on night mode in your sound settings you would've heard that big bitch well before he came through the wall swinging.
>>563538485>gets koolaid man'd and judo chopped in only one sequencelol
>>563538405would've been a perfect time for that nukepack if you weren't at emergency evac
>>563538332the cyborgs in the first game had no walker mechs, and the ones they have in this game fucking suck except for the factory strider which is just a ripoff of star wars shitwalker mechs are in fact not better than tanks, and the only reason they're harder enemies is because of terrible game design where they don't have actual weakpoints. If the tanks were AP5 on their whole body and the heatsink was AP4 and 80% durable with 1200 hp everyone would hate them because they'd be a gear check just like the war striders.faggot
>>563538667>come here you little shit >gonna mount your head on my mantle piece
>>563482612
>>563538485
>>563482612its pretty rare it doesn't kill it in two. Hitting it from the front at the same level usually is a headshot and kills them. Even if it doesn't kill them the damage is usually enough to make them bleed out. I still take the spear from time to time because you don't have to aim it out to 300 meters, you just have to make sure you don't lock alpha commanders with it. really fun to nuke spore chargers.
>>563482790>7 on screen at onceIt should also 1 tap Vox engines
>>563535409I don't use that either
>>563538839>argue bot faction should be aesthetically unified by have all their vehicles be walkers >dumb nigger has to bring in "muh tanks are better than walkers irl" and "if tanks were balanced with higher armor they would suck"I'm talking about the aesthetics of fictional faction in a sci fi video game that ignores common sense military doctrine. Fuck off with this "but mechs would suck in REAL WARFARE" bitching about game balance.
Do people really think the RR is the best support when the AC exists?
>>563535974pretty crap weapon but man its pretty cinematic
which one of you malinformed faggots told me that flamethrowers made rupture strain bugs surface
>>563539442ahahaha trolled bitch
>>563539359The AC was good back when we had shit primaries, but now that primaries can easily kill anything with medium armor or below it's a meme pick.
anybody got the leak images? the driver outfit and the new vehicles?
>>563539359it's the better AT option by a mile, the AC trades specialty for flexibility>>563539442i don't think anyone said that
>>563539258the bots don't ignore common sense military doctrine, they have a traditional mechanized military. That's the whole faction identity, being a robot army. I'm not the one saying they should have less enemy variety here, and I'm not the one saying mechs are better in every way than tanks when they aren't. This ain't a mecha game, it's closer to battletech which still has tons of tanks in it because regular tanks aren't just made obsolete because someone put legs on a tank.Really the retarded part of your statement was that they'd be better off with LESS enemy variety with more annoying enemies to replace the ones taken away.
Is muzzle brake or flash hider better for the lib. penetrator
>>563539437The SPEAR going this long without a buff is criminal. Either double its damage or give it a two stage explosion like actual Javelin missiles which allows it to butt fuck anything it's fired at.Also remove the range cap from 300 to 1000.
>>563539816scroll up>>563539883nta but quit playing dumb man
>>563539992lmao thanks
D10bots or bugssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241866349834/76561197999417031
>>563539992>wants elaboration>doesn't like the elaborationfuck off asshole
>>563539197>>7 on screen at oncehave you tried actually shooting the enemy?when you shoot an enemy they die and no longer exist to threaten you
>>5635401863/4
>>563540192nta means 'not that anon' newfag
>>563540186full
honestly after all of this sperging anytime i see gucci in a lobby i'm just leavinghe's kind of a solofag anyways
>Oh, there's a convoy>Oh fuck it's six fucking Vox Engines>Get cross-mapped by a dozen cannons as the earth beneath me crumbles into a crater you'd see on the moon
>>563540297>Run silo, gat orb, hellbop, and usually arbl>Vox basically don't exist in my visual rangeI was looking out for Spearbros, jump to more conclusions kid
>>563517893certified bix nood
>>563540613>ate, shieldnade, go hamnyext
>>563540670do you find the portable hellbomb and med-pen air burst rocket launcher to be particularly effective vs vox engis?
>>563540556>solofagFactually wrong but thanks for your input anyway, sister.
Is there a way to like, reduce the drag when aiming in first person? It feels awful.
>>563541042The abrl is for chaff, everything else in the kit is for Vox
>>563539549If you choose the RR you pick a primary that plays around it. The AC kills heavies without needing you to sit on your ass for 10 minutes to reload every shot, without needing to shore up weaknesses with primaries, and serving as a quick stagger weapon switch when enemies get too close.
>>563541308Peak Physique armor. Ergo boosting attachments. Dont use super heavy guns like HMG/Maxi.
>>563541443I set HMG to lowest and use it like an autosniper, am I playing wrong?
If we deployed lobby mitosis on a large scale, we could take marfark. If /hdg/ were in charge we would sweep the galaxy clean in a matter of weeks.
>>563541675stop horsing around
>>563538003imagine the absolute terror that cyborg experienced. trapped inside the sarcophagus and powerless to stop a roided chimp from beating through several inches of solid steel with only a hammer and concentrated tard rage
>>563536164this is what it looks like when a subhuman gets raped on a molecular level by an entire general
>>563541684>If we could herd cats and aim the blob we'd sweep the galactic map in weeks
>>563541675kill yourself
>>563538003
>>563541862I also use peak physique with itGotta be accurate, tiny reticle is hard to use
>>563541675If you don't set the HMG to max RPM you don't belong here
>>563539963Well the RR and EAT needed to be stronger than it cus they're Swedish (NLAW/AT4 and Carl Gustaf)
>>563541675no
uma musume warbond tomorrow
One shudders to envisage what repulsive larvae gestates within your mother as we speak.
>>563541443Thanks
>>563543119It was the robutt poster unfortunately...
I hate blitz missions
>>563542839GFL warbond on thursday
>>563538003>explosion tosses you into the air>juggled mid air by flying shrapnel>hit AGAIN mid air by the sarc launch>those cartwheels>livesPowerful doesn't even begin to describe it.
>>563545102Automaton scum
>>563545102yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
AMR is so fun bros, I love it where it is right now. I do wish it had 10 round mags though but it's not that big of a deal. Fun and powerful gun
next thread I will be asking you to post your /fa/
>>563545742And I will be asking for a lobby.
>>563545742I'm not an artist but I'm pretty sure her head should be like twice as large
>>563545102Granted, but the monkey paw curls and sangvis ferri units get added to the bot roster.>driveby by prowlers>mobile artillery by jaguars>literal fucking drones scouts>long range sniping tank cannon with shield dev front numeum>Manticore>minigun troopers strikers>Jaegers double monkey paw, they also get the mechanical/cyborgs from the KCCO and Paradeus
>>563545742>man shoulders
>>563545742>>563546490trannycoded pic
>>563540186GG
>just realized I could swap the autocannon to flak rounds
>>563545742>hand bigger than headgigatroon
>>563539883>traditional mechanized military>hot drops tanks armed with slow canons directly on top of four infantrymen>infantry get to out maneuver them by running around and shooting them in the back>not putting the tanks on high ground so they can snipe the enemy How the fuck is that traditional?
>>563546960how many hours in game?
I've only ever played with friends or done solo, is quickplay/fill a shitshow?
>>563547202talkin about unit composition, use of defensive fortifications and combined arms, not arrowhead just dumping everything in the same spot and programming enemies to walk in a straight line towards you
>"bots need more variety!">adds an enemy that is a super strict AT gear checkwhat did swiggers mean by this?
>>56354721840 hours back in 2024, just came back a few days ago.
>>563545102>>563542839swedes hate animeSEAF-chan and Eagle-chan makes them seethe since it contradicts their realistic grunt fantasy
>>563547528no one show them soldiers using anime girls as mascots and painting them on fighter jets and bombs and shit lol
>>563546616The sound of 12 mortars was nice.
>>563547615Japan and SEA are not real militaries
>>563547745Are you seriously suggesting that zoomers of all races wouldn't be putting anime girls on military equipment?
OPEN THE FUCKING BUNKER
>>563547864Depends on your MOSIf you’re a POG yeah you can get away with all kinds of gay shit, your NCOs are probably weaboos tooIf you’re a grunt and you put an anime girl patch on your plate carrier you’re getting your ass kicked and hazed for the next few months
>>563545676I like it too but it struggles against war striders and those faggot devastators that shoot through their own shield while hiding their weak spots
>>563548476always struck me as extremely funny how grunts take such pride in being the biggest fucking retards who just do useless shit all day and maybe once or twice in their lives get shot at by some afghan guy a kilometer away on top of a mountain, then go home and expect people to kiss their asses for ithow about you fuck off and stop expecting me to give a shit that you signed four years of your life over to israel
>>563548476Not the angry anon. I distincly recall seeing a reddit post where a soldier showed off his m4 sopmod keychain and called it his good luck charm that he took into combat.
>>563548792You ok there anon you seem to have an issue with grunts
>>563549198>>563548476It's all luck. Ukraine literally has anime shit and soldiers wearing fucking cat ears.
>>563549247sorry man i'm just stressed out and angry because of yet another retarded war we got dragged into, I don't hate grunts, I just get annoyed by all those sheepdog faggots pretending they're badasses because they were infantry or they're cops or whatever
>>563548792Hey buddy, I was just answering the question Thankfully I didn’t have to do shit for Israel, I guarded nukes for 2 years in Washington then spend 2 years sailing around the Pacific on the 30-worst MEU and the most exciting thing that happened was some new boot killed a tranny hooker in a toilet on our first night of liberty in the Philippines. Now my college is all paid for by the government, so not a bad deal.
>>563549428lol
>>563549428It's ok we're all gonna make it probably
>>563547885this fool would have been blasted at my house
D10bot or bugsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241873895414/76561197999417031
>>5635501462/4
>>5635501463/4
>>563550146full
HeIIdivers
>>563550613yuck
>>563549452https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Jennifer_LaudeLmao was this you?
Hot sweaty Leandivers fucked and bred in the ass by fat Terminid ovipositors
>>563550758Yeah that’s him, Pemberton, I had to stand duty over his stupid ass because our ship was the only one that had an NCIS unit on board and we got confined to ship for like 3 weeks while the Filipinos all protested outside And we got all our liberty cancelled because of it Still seething over that to this day desu
new bread doko
>>563526852it's like carrying Andy around on your shoulder
>>563547338>unit composition, use of defensive fortifications and combined armsNone of that matters if Arrowhead doesn't program them to use those to effectively kill you. So give the bots more flavor with different kinds of artillery walkers and anti-infantry walkers. Traditional tanks are boring to fight.
>>563467353
>>563551259Hehe
>attempt solo stealth diving on bots>gunships ruin itI hate Sweden.
>>563551259With Ai we can bring him back. And watch ol bats develope schizophrenia chasing a long deceased Joker. Unknowingly causing chaos through Gotham as he desperately fights the apparitions within his own mind.
>>563551731Aerial superiority, grunt boy
>>563542839>>563545102
>>563478352Me too but I paid for all of it. I don't have time to play Helldivers
dobby doko
>>563473985The issue is more that you stayed in the game after they told you that, 100% identifying themselves as retarded console niggers
Make a new thread already
>>563546358>fast moving dinergate swarmsHow would our divers fare?
>>563475968Kino idea anon you should make it a regular thing
>>563475968Need to do this on marfark and see if /hdg/ can mulch through borgs and voxes without the leveller crutch
>>563546358
New>>563554043>>563554043>>563554043
So when was the last time an MO was actually completed?
>>563551209>I want the same things we already have only more of them and no tanks unless they have legs and do stompy dances that make it annoying to hit their tiny eye weakspotsI really don't get it.
>>563513231>you missed the point of medium armor.sorry bro i'm just busy not getting hit
>>563554493>do stompy dances that make it annoying to hit their tiny eye weakspotsAs opposed to "oh no a tank, anyway" then deleting it with a single AT shot or quick burst to the back. Bots aren't smart enough to utilize traditional tanks at range. Might as well not have them.
>>563555336literally the example you used of tanks being too easy also applies to war striders being complete aids because it's a balancing problem and not an enemy design problemif you made tanks so they had to be shot from the back or sides for RR to one shot and increased the turret traversal speed that would fix them being too easyand if you gave war striders meaningful weakpoints that made them easier to kill from the front than tanks to balance out all the grenades and laser shots they shoot at you, that would make them more fun and not a gear checkI think you just don't like tanks and have an obsession with walkers for some reason but cyborgs have always had armored vehicles and tanks and they belong
