Previous: >Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Nishino Flower (3*), Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Daiwa Scarlet (Power), SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT), SR Sweep Tosho (Wit)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Lucky Lilac (3*), SSR Aston Machan, SR Hishi AmazonNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
>>563482504>3kb
>>563482504Previous: >>563468773i take the blame
>>563482504>Previous:Anon...
Still not pulling on Nishino.Still not pulling on Tachyon Speed.Still borrowing Light Hello.Still pulling on Sweepy
>3kb
>>563482530SAARS? SWEEPY INSTALLED CRYPTO MINER?
>>563482563CROWN GUY!!!!do you have any wisdom you wish to impose upon us?
what a load of uma manure
Remember, no Curren Chan
I rolled for flower and did 3 careersI used 0 clocks, holy fuck, is she actually good in sprint/mile CMs? She's cracked in careers
>>563482551>How do you think some ULTRA old fucks would react to "hey can we make your beloved horse an anime girl who wants to fuck her trainer?""Uhh........based, I'm so in, this will make us SHEKELS"?
>>563482514Not as short as dicta's but you may like her jacket
>>563482674She can't rape you when you're training her afterall
>>563482551>anon you realize most horse owners are like 80+ year old giga boomers?That isn't even the biggest problem, most horses are owned by Investing groups and companies, so you need to talk to fucking normalfags lawyers who then need to translate that to corpo talk to show the Director. Negotiating with a direct owner is much easier
>>563482551The original intro of uma was fucking wild, it was OFF THE CHARTS level of /u/ and it was also clear the fanservice was originally intended to be much higherhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjZ_nqn4-LU
>>563482674I'd hope so, if you can get speed/power to 300+ in early Junior year and your unique actually works on mile tracks, that uma is fantastic for careersI burn 5 clocks every time I do a Seiun Sky run, it fucking sucks.
>NTR got forever tarnished and ruined by an avatarfagIsn't it sad?
>>563482731they should just do 15% legally distinct horses then
I just pulled two Nishinos, and guess who else decided to show up?
>>563482796In KingKs defense, HishiAma is just that sexy
>two custom rooms in a row where it's 1 ace 2 domsWow. So fun.Fucking cancer, hope people who run this comp explode
why was the duramente stand in for kitasan's career BLACK
>>563482818that guy is annoying but no one would have given a fuck about that character even without the avatarfag, NTR just isn't popular
>>563482818Brian is just cooler than these other two dorks.
>>563482818Are you in love with the guy or something? NTR's unpopular because she's only featured in the movie
>>563482878>villain>brownMany such cases
>>563482707That was the actual reaction of Scarlet's owners>>563482796it was really a product of its time, when you think of the other CGDCT franchise that were around that time, this was pretty accurate for that, I wish we still had more ecchi fanservice though. Or at least an aswer to who the fuck was that brown uma that molested Hishi. Also old Orfevre's design was better, why did they ruin it...>>563482818>makes a poll on dead hours>keeps spamming the resultsTaishin fags are desperated
Honestly, if I had more time and, y'know, 30 additional years of art skills accumulated, I'd make my own umamusume with knockoff horses...>>563482796If I'll be honest, I'm kind of glad the /u/ was trimmed back a little. I'm all for a little yuri here and there, but I like straight romances too.
>>563482796>original ults had umas start naruto/sonic running
>>563482796What the actual fuck. Who's the one trying to fuck Hishiama? That can't be King?
Post browns with big knockersjk, both browns got big tits
Small thread
>>563482617if that truly happens i just want to see if they keep her as dicta or go with soccer boy and a similar design i mean cheval and rulership look almost the same
>>563482989>>563482960That's king kamehameha, same uma the original post this reply chain started from:>>563482551
>>563482796>that intro holy shit, NOW I understand why the seething troon keeps ragebaiting about yurishit, it was going be full yurige, what the fuckso glad they changed it, no wonder they delayed release for 3 yearsI have to show my imouto, she hates gay shit and she'll be smugger than a pig in shit. >"yeah no wonder they changed it, that's disgusting"
>your ningen wife randomly gives birth to an umaHow does it feel knowing your daughter is destined to be a complete and total cockslut for human men like you?
>>563482551>>563482796>heart shaped pupilsWhat the fuckActually, give me an uma with heart pupils
>>563482721I meant something like a jacket over the head
>>563483015It's not that small...
>>563483061Whats stopping me from grooming her to wanting my cock?
>>563482961>I'd make my own umamusume with knockoff horsesThere's actually a current publicity campaing trying to save one of my country's racecourses after the Governor claimed he wants to tear it down and a lot of umadacchis started drawing the horses in uma form, even japanese artists are participating nowhttps://x.com/ByMake_2/status/2042277128780042455
>>563482818Nobody unironically likes Taishin, people only voted for her because she's meta
>>563483072Substantiate your claims
>>563482796>the ever so famous rudolph oguri ice skating kiss>IMMEDIATELY pans to teio right afterYeah the original design of the game had some ultra /u/ parent ideas I bet
is it still really gay in here
>>563483061Could be worse, your uma wife could give birth to a boy and you now always have to be watching her to make sure she doesn't try to fuck her own son as soon as he can get boners.
Whenever i pull for umas, i always stop after first 3*. If it's not her, it means she didn't wanna get scouted and continuing would be considered rape.
sex with dacchis
I sometime wish I could travel to the alternative universe where this is Uma gameplay, looks sovlful as fuck
>>563483186Yes but /u/ gay
>>563483114Ah yeah, I recall hearing about this. Argentina right?Unfortunately my biggest setback from making an Umamusume clone is art skills. I have good programming skills(good enough to clone UM anyways) but you sit me down in front of Blender for 2 months and all you're getting is a misshapen potato...
>>563483143Index your colors down to 16 or so and you could cut that file size down a lot more.
>>563483207it's called idolmaster
>>563483186Yes because you're here fag
>>563483193monstergirls cant give birth to males silly. Its the daughter who will seduce her father like in my lewd monstergirl asmr
>>563483207You'd be hating debuffers even more because they'd have bumping skills
>>563483070They didn't do it with Loves Only You, chance lost
>>563483061>total cockslut for human me like yousorry but I'm not a giga flaming faggot like you
>>563483242akshually is kancolle>>563483229you could always learn pixel art and programm an uma tamagotchi
>>563483236Just how small do you want her to be...
>>563483204My rape list:Seiun (spark)Kitasan (spark)Almost raped Jordan (180)
>>563483207We'll be getting Grand Live soon. I do want the bump mechanics back though
>>563482707do you think maruzensky's owner personally requested she have the series summer outfit in the game?
Still haven't found Helios and Zephyr on MANT
>>563483207thank SCIENCE someone made them change the running animations
>>563483183A little yuri won't hurt
>>563482796Original twin turbo... before she turned blue...
>>563483275>monstergirls cant give birth to males sillyUmas can canonically give birth to either other umas, or fully human sons. Not fully human daughters for some weird reason.
>>563483275Vodka has brothers, you retard.
>>563483317Any bigger than 2KB is a sin.
Who the hell are you?
>>563483367I like this Turbo
>>563483364Instead we got this
>>563483283>>563483207bumping skills would be AMAZING. I would have so much fun bullying other umas on the track. Maybe we'd get Michelle My Baby in the game if we had bump skills.
>>563483384>>563483376nooooooooo my headcanon doujins....
>>563483376Umas know that ningen women are all dangerous so their body refuse to create a ningen woman that could steal their husband
>>563483437Nobody runs like that
You wouldn't have sex with Aston Machan
>>563483376Isnt there that one ningen with a pal card that has an uma mom, though?
>>563483440I imagine if bumping skills still existed Gentildonna would be immune to it or they'll incorporate it to power
>>563483440no, ill shoot her if she touches a hair on oguri wife
>>563483324bet he did. Sexiest uma in Uma Musume, and the second sexiest swimsuit, I'm so glad she spooked me when I rolled the all-uma banner
>>563483315why is she looking at me like that
>>563483437You fool you've damned us all
>>563483142Hey. Fuck you.
>>563482796>completely unchanged>Daiwa still had the fattest tits in the whole trailer
Platinumlets, how does it feel knowing this is your last chance for glory? After that nobody will care about plats anymore, only plat double circle
>>563483505kek what a jobber
>>563483376>for some weird reason.Evolutionary strategy to breed ningen women out of existence, only being able to give birth to those 2 things means they create all they need to perpetuate the existence of umas.>>563483450Anon the entire reason Vodka is such a tomboy is because she grew up around her brothers instead of other girls.
>>563483207brother this looks like a shitty PSP game lets be real
>nishino pullers when they realise how shit the tuberculosis scenario is without good med affinity
>>563482796>suzuka used to be hilariously short and tan and appeared to not be 100% flat
>>563483569>All those refined ladies at the very topYou clearly have a type
>>563483589I've never won platI'll never win platI just never get lucky in finals, and 60% of the time I end up in B finals, so who caresit's overit's never been more over
>>563483591kek what a FUCKING LOSER UGLY ASS MANLET SMALL DICK PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU I HOPE YOU STUB YOUR TOE YOU FUCKING LOSERRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>563483534I wouldn't be surprised at all if the Tazuna advice about needing more power to break out of a pack is directly referencing bump mechanics that were removed from the game but the advice never updated. Having more power letting you shove other umas away to get a better line would make a LOT of fucking sense, so much so that EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PERSON WHO PLAYS THIS GAME at one point thought it was the case because of her advice.
>do a 10pull for nishino and that's it>damn that's a lot of golds, maybe one more>WOOOAH HERE SHE IS LET'S G- FUCK OFF BANNER>waste all my savings out of rageThe succubus did me dirty and I didn't even get her...
>>563483639>shittynah, looks like a good PSP game.That for what was going to be a Browser mobile game was really impresive for the time.You need to understand that Kancolle and Grand Blue phantasy were the biggest otaku mobile games
>>563483689my dick is average, actually
>>563483697True. Power being unable to do anything when blocked is such a stupid thing
>>563483746how big is average
had to spark, but flower came home…got wedding maya and festival shichi as well
>>563483746Tama-chan...
In the end, was this right?
>>563483746average depression
>>563483746who fucking asked...pics?
>>563483142Stop that
>>563483787The only actual RIP is urara
>>563483787You can make all of them work if you git gud
>>563483787getting A mile is not that complicated BUT you're risking getting no S medium, also whoever say C is enough should give up their trainer license
chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o
>>563483787Putting easily fixable with sparks umas like Tamamo, Tachyon, Teio, and Opera next to doomed umas like Urara and Curren was stupid
>>563483839cafe is pretty fucking miserable in MANT too
I have spent over 500 USD on this gameI haven't won plat once
>>563483824i hate this, I need fuku or ryan to show me panties instead
>>563483787rumors of tamachud's death have been greatly exaggerated
>>563483787No because with enough willpower mileless umas can still be built in MANT
I didn’t get this stupid loli fuck once. I had to use the pity points to unlock her fucking bitch
>>563483746same, 15cm gang ww@
>>563483870She's fine
>>563483887this but a little over 1kjust got my first plast last cm
>>563483870Medium long is enough
>>563483864DOKIDOKIDOKIDOKI DO-KI!
>>563483887you need to add two more zeros to that for a plat
>>563483950>>563483887how...
>>563483787>tamachud, taishin, mayano in RIP>"a lot of work" for umas that can reach A mile at career startit's shit and has always been shit
>>563483660Nigger I run shit like Tamamo, I'm more than used to mutating.
>>563483787In the end, was -THIS- right?
no more penis talk
>>563484025Ayabe and Tachyon are wearing practically the same fit
imagine liking a "girl" named brian
>>563483746Tama would unironically think this is a good comeback
>>563484025>all of those okay outfits that are actually great and great outfits that are shitNo whoever made this saved the dick pics and vids
>>563484087Her name is Brianna
>>563483315>pixel artPixel art is often used to mask bad art but like... It feels like an insult for me to do the same. This is a beautiful medium and I genuinely do enjoy the more skilled pieces, see: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F1tvMalakAEHWqX.pngAlso, then there's the problem of poses, and the sheer number of sprites I'd have to draw. With a 3D model, I can reuse the model for different animations, letting me do brand new things with old assets.>uma tamagotchiDo you mean a literal tamagotchi or just "it looks like tamagotchi?" Because I HAVE considered a 2D side scrolling perspective not terribly unlike pic related, and other mechanics like feeding and grooming your uma for better performance.
>>563483764they really should put it in the game. Power already does literally fucking nothing. A 1200 power S turf uma who hits no accels gets gigamogged by the 600 power uma that lands accels. Power should trigger whenever you get blocked from the side to let you force the adjacent uma to merge out. It would work great if you're blocked but also would work to punish a slow passer creeping past you, kick them out from 2nd lane to 3rd lane so they have even more distance to cover around the corner.Legit makes no sense that power based lane control isn't a thing.
>>563484087imagine a girl named cherry blossom
I want to see this outfit in 3D, Cygames.
>standoffish, loner>dislikes loud things>takes afternoon naps>tsundere>gamerReminder that Taishin is literally (You).
my pp is 12.7cm on a good day
>Every tenpull was a low roll or a scam Favorite Star with no spooks>2kb pops up at pull 81 with nothing else so I burned 1350 carats for nothingPretty unfortunate pull session, but I can be content enough that I got her before 100. It put me at 70k carats but now I lack confidence in any fun pull on Neicheer/Cheer Kingu if this was anything to go by, sad.
>>563484025>tachybum in "perfect"
>>563483774F-Five inches...
>>563483992until the sprint cm I was always building badly. just objectively speakingalso mutating because I didn't want to use umas I didn't likefor instance sprint dober, long dober, sprint/dirt fine and so onpisces just happened to line up with who I really like, and who turned out to be good, so it all ended up nicelynow there are enough pairs in the game to have actual variety so I don't need to mutate anymore at leastso yeah just bad gameplay from me really, barely knowing what inherits I should use but not knowing *why*. which I only understood just recently, turns out only knowing what to get doesn't carry on its ownoh and stuff like how velocity is important in the last stretch AFTER the accel phase...bla bla bla/blogpost
>>563484087You forgot your image, Mayaposter
LESS CHAT MORE STRAP
>>563484173I'm not a tsundere.. Baka...
>>563484216unironically if you followed the sloptuber guides for skills you would have won a couple more plats
Why is tachyon speed a must pull if I already have mlb ksb?
>>563483787>Taiki>very good at MANT>E rank in medium, G in long>Tamamo>RIP>E in mile, A in both medium and longI'm sensing a bias here
>>563484292Two speed cards > One speed card
>>563484281wish there was a tldr written version of those guides
The coolest
>>563484292are you capping speed with only kita?
>Go to Umaket to support your trainee's circle>She's selling a doujinshi featuring youWhat is the correct response >>563484136literal tamagotchi, it's an idea I've had for years but never did anything. Now I'm doing an unity course, so maybe I'll try making it in the future, now I'm planning to do an uma bullet hell as a final project for this course
>>563483787The claims on tamamo cross are wildly exagarrated. You only need 7 mile sparks for mile B and you can instabuy spurt to demolish all mile tracks. It's horses like manhattan cafe that need to unbrick both mile and end closer that are completely hopeless.
>>563484304mile is the most important race type in MANTalso taiki can do dirt on top of her sprint/mile
>>563484334maybe among donkeys
Oh boy turf s! And I have fast learner too! This run is going to be great!>three speed rainbows in the entire career I hate it. I hate it all
>>563484331there usually is an image for each style and what skills you target
>>563484340Everyone's already been capping speed without tachyon ssr though?
>>563484173Wasn't there an anon whose mom said he's like Taishin?
>>563484281maybe?? but even then my deck was horrendous before the kita rerun, didn't even have sweep at mlb until after that banner so my stats were always lacklustermaybe building badly isn't totally accurate but bad statsI always followed those infographis that were posted too
>>563484351>What is the correct response Read a copy in front of her and point out everything that's wrong
>>563484413where?
>>563484357I would argue medium is just as important as mile, if you're completely fucked in medium then you miss out on key epithets.
>>563484443if you are the 500 dollar anon, that makes sense since having those from the beginning help a lot
I just had pineapple for the first time in my life and this is INSANELY good, 2.50 for THIS? They're pretty big too so that's A LOT of fruit for that much, you just gotta cut it upThis is like insanely good wtf
>>563484304Stop it I don't want to masturbate
>>563484379you’re aware they released a new scenario, right? you don’t have to do unity cup anymore
>>563484351>correct response Thank the sensei for the doujin and say you’ve been inspired
>>563484351Mating press
i like yuri
>>563484442That's the guy who doxxed himself, pretty sure it's just him and he's just making up stories about his mom.He doxxed me so I feel like I should dox him but I'm not 100% certain it was him so eh.
>>563484530i-it's the other anon...I started after the original banner ended
>>563484538>stamina that high>wit isn't 1200>actually got all i've got / steadfastnah, that aint unity cup
I have been doing this same career for 4 hours now. AMA
>>563484531pineapple kinda owns but i have mixed feelings on them after learning they eat you back
>>563484482https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JWG-W16ILE you can just click through it and it tells you the inherits and what not to buy
>>563484609how does it feel to be a dumb Rice torena
dekamusume.
>>563484609How, I can comfortably do a run while out on my evening walk and finish before I'm back home.
Are you going to post dicks again
>>563484591Me too. We should hold hands since we like yuri so much
>>563484182Average expected outcome is 140 pulls and you deadass complaining about pulling above average?Did you fail math in high school or something?
>>563484643thanks anon I usually just pick whatever sounds cool
>>563484609>dumbErotic. Let me sleep with you
>>563484538I’m trying my best…..
>>563483992NTA, but I've seen a lot of these guys. They never really hesitate to swipe, but also have a poor understanding of the game that never seems to get better. They also fall for the sloptuber bait that shills every other card/uma as a must-have.
so what's the consensus on nishino flower
>>563484351Pay for two copies, but only buy one.>literal tamagotchiAh. I could do that. I need to look more into tamagotchi though, my knowledge is very surface level.I'm not sure it'd be very fun if I made it though. I don't know how I'd make it more interesting beyond "you occasionally check in." I mean, I've got a couple of ideas, but they rely on me programming from scratch in C and that doesn't port easy to phones, which eliminate taking it on the go, and none of them spice up the game enough to make it worth your time :(
ugh, men are so gross
Good morning /uma/I wake up and my dick is at +100 downloads, did one of you share it somewhere else???
PLEASE JUST 1 GROUNDWORK SPARK I BEG OF YOU
>>563484741all me <3
>>563484662I want to masturbate so bad but I'm finishing a project for uni, trying to shorter the video to 3 minutes and it's fucking hard, there's no much to remove anymore
>kemono / coomer finally down for good>all major AI sloppa video producers completely paywalled and censored on top of it>elon killing engagement for lewd accounts on twitterCoomerbros this is the worst month ever
>>563484737No you
>>563482796The original version of Uma was much closer to Priconne in many respects and I think something was lost in that transition.
If you have only 1 length at E rank, you can always mutate.If it's at G rank however, you're probably kinda fucked.
>>563484741I only shared the Dia coom tribute
>>563483889Nyo
>>563484737I want to grope Dober's milky thighs
>>563484726cute and could effortlessly fold me in half
>>563484785we only have each other now>>563484774umm a quickie in the restroom??
>Rainbowless summer
/uma/ tabletop simulator mahjong
>>563484774apply the bakushin to your project
>>563484785>kemono is down for goodAnon, kemono.cr is still live. I think your ISP's DNS may be blocking it.The Paetron importer broke but it has broken in the past. I dunno how long it'll take to fix, or who's even at the helm of the site anymore though.
>>563484785>he hasn't been imaginationmaxxingenvision a red apple in your mind and turn it
/uma/ vr sex orgy
YESSSS THANK YOU GAME
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE I NEED TO PUT MY DICK INSIDE MY TRAINEE RIGHT NOW
>>563484025>Sweepy in Ryan tierGenuine omega shit taste. Sweepy's casual outfit is one of the best.
>>563484938I'm down
>>563484923sorry I imagined Dober stripping
>>563484976It looks unfinished, like it's missing a texture or something
>>563484963NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>563484991now spin her around
>>563484963Maruzen stop posting with your torena's computer and pretending you're him
>>563484774>trying to shorter the video to 3 minutes and it's fucking hardSpeed it up to 1.25x?
>>563485045she is next
>>563484025what's wrong with this but isn't with tachyon huh you faggot?
>>563484025>seiun sky in great casual outfitlol lmao
I wish I had friends to play with...
>>563484025>Cafe>okay>Tachyon>perfectNigga genuinely what the fuck are you smoking.
>>563484675I'm not allowed to be slightly annoyed? Okay then lmao. I pulled on Kita rerun and in one spark, I got 1 Kita and 2 other SSRs with guts Spe and guts Ass Wonder. I can say this wasn't as abysmal at that lowroll, at least.
>>563485079>implying maruzen's trainer isn't fucking her nightlyThey literally have a private place to fuck, and the dialogue implies the trainer finds her attractice
>>563484652pretty good. love me imouto. cute dress. cute hair. proud of her every time she wins a CM round.>>563484660easily distracted. lots of posting in the thread. took a break to take that uma quiz which took a while as I googled every song in one of the questions, every japan location in another. really a shittily made quiz desu. honestly surprising to me as well. I thought it'd only take me 2 hours but every time i look back at the right monitor its been like 20 minutes.>>563484697nyo
>>563485121i want to fondle those fat ears
They're drinking juice.
>>563484025Genuine shit taste
theres no way you can get SS on nishitno unless you guts max
>>563485106>Mayano top gunaniki...
>nishino's careerWait, is she not uoh at all? Is she just a really tiny woman that dresses like a kid because it's all that fits her?
>>563485139>>563484025Bro likes outfits worn my 50 year old wine grannies.
>>563485093It's a presentation, we're talking over the video so it wouldn't work without sounding weird, I just need to cut 20 seconds so I'm cutting any silent space>>563485128what do you want to play
>>563485235I can see her panties 10/10
>>563485187That's twitter humor, not /uma/ humor, anon.
Trackblazer sucks
>>563485223oguri cap is so cute
>>563484963Trainer license REVOKED
>>563485214Maya is an honorary mare. Would a stallion wear a wedding dress? Didn't think so.
>>563484938Why not irl?
>>563485246idk I play everything so I try to cater to the other party...
>>563485235>>563485139Not the guy who made that list (I think Biwa/Suzuka have top tier outfits) but I WILL say there is a shit ton of fanart of Tachyon's casual fitIt's simple yes but sometimes it just fits a character well
>>563484963BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>563485223no she’s an actual child, like the youngest umashe just puts up airs of maturity because that’s what some kids do
>>563485287Suzuka is probably the least boob jealous uma to pickShe literally only cares about running
>>563485340
>>563485376God I love super creek so muchpreggo creek just electrifies my brain
I'm impressed. I think that casual wear chart may very well have pissed off literally EVERYONE in this thread.
>test out nishino flower on sprint TT>she get 1st place 4 out of 5 races despite the only S+ Damn her accel is no joke
Okay so now what? Am I normie now?
>>563485504you already are a faggot for doing that card thing already
>>563485442If you love her then let's see the CM12 Creek ace
>>563485504if anyone in /here/ is getting double circles in emotional stability they’re lying
>>563485504>normiefuck off my thread, normalfag
>>563485504>High emotional stabilityYes
Rate.
>>563485468I like Bourbon/maruzens's casual outfits so I liked it for purely selfish reasons
>>563483551>heMaruzensky's current owner is Olympic medalist. And Former Minister of the Tokyo Olympic and Paralympic Games.
>>563485223yeah, i think shes just a tiny woman. would make sense why she says shes gonna be a mom
>3 clocks wasted and still lost Sapporo StakesYep 4th Give Up of the day thank you very much
>>563485585I feel like this list was just made out of spite of the original list vs trying to actually have real opinions, like it's correct about some stuff but now it's just wrong about other stuff
>>563485352Do you really think you could take me?
>>563485223She is literally a child
Why does Pasa's casual outfit look like she works at a burger place part-time?
>>563485504No, you're going to be blacked overseas
why do you fags keep making tier lists and posting them here are you that desperate for validation?do we actually have women posting here?
>>563485504Honestly I don't think I'm really like Kitasan so I'm not sure how accurate this is kek
>>563485602
>>563485743I only make tier lists based on which characters fit which Fesh Pince quotes
>>563485564Unfortunately I am a dogshit toreina, I can admit that while liking a characterI am patiently waiting for the first (and only) vaguely usable version of creek
>>563485504I still think about this one that got posted
>>563485680I can take as much as you can give, sweetie. But can we kiss and cuddle afterwards?
>>563485707Pasa works at Oxxo
Where are my white sparks cygames
>>563485676If that was how it is, Ryan would be thrown to top and Ardan would be thrown down at the bottom. Practically everyone agrees on some outfits being complete shit and others being great.
>>563485585I always look into the bottom tiers and if they're too populated I think you're wrongall umas should be loved
>>563485223
>>563485140Again, expected outcome is 1 kita every 140 pulls. If you only pulled 1 kita in 200, that still remains within expectations.You are still complaining about rolling average or better than average.
>>563485680>>563485812I'm gonna rape both of you
>>563485868
>>563485868nah in the canon version they say shes a 18 year old tiny figure woman. this is just a translation error
>>563485805i hope that guy is doing ok
>>563485756Died in 2020. Seiko has all of rights now.
>>563485756It just occurred to me what this actually means in terms of ownership given the death of Zenkichi Hashimoto.I'm in the wrong, I'm sorry.
>>563485805i hope that guy killed himself
>>563485868So did she just skip ahead in classes?How is she at tracen if she's like 13?
>>563485805
semen successfully retained at the last hour
why the fuck did he reply to him and not me?? it's not fucking fair.
reminder
>>563485919>trannylators making a character YOUNGERI simply can't believe that
>>5634859611st year middle school students are already 13 year olds, so she's even younger than that
>>563485961gifted kids get to skip grades
>>563485831You're wrong.Listen you fashionless hacks, ORANGE and PURPLE are objectively shit colors to wear. You will not look good wearing them.Colors should be uniform and match from bright/dark colors.Shirts/dresses that use denim and look like jeans are fucking stupid.
>>563486031it was me, sorry
Since we're posting lists. Share yours
>563486015Maybe you should make better posts
>>563485805>low extraversion>low conscientiousness>high openness>low agreeableness>10 autismSuicide material kek
>>563485805God damn. I was the Espoir City in that thread when that got posted. I thought 9 was going to be the highest I saw that night.
>>563486015anon....
>>563486072>muh dark clothes onlyWe're talking about beautiful anime women, not your obese trenchcoat wearing chud ass
no Nishino but... yeah
So was the real nishino flower racing at a really young age too or something?
>>563486212How does your low IQ brain take from that post thinking I said only dark colors? Because of orange and purple being objective shit colors?They are. Change any orange and purple from the casual outfits to a different color and they look better.
>>563485879Is she also old fashioned when it comes to sex? I kind of want to shove her flip phone somewhere.
>>563485961This is far too big
>>563484638I can see them
i'm so tired of you guys being gay
>>563486072Fuck you dude I will continue to wear my bright orange floral polo in public and there’s nothing you can do about it
>>563486352I apologize, I'll tone it down to canon sizes
>>563485876Yeah, but who cares about logic, I feel bad so I'm going to say I feel bad, take that.
I did I'm not autistic
>>563486408*grabs your butt*
>>563486191yeah I'm jealous, what of it? tactless ass men
>>563486474>orf>emotionally stable
>>563486426Take a picture of yourself in it. Go to an outfit store and buy a hoodie of a different color and take another selfie in the dressing room.You are coping if you think your orange looks better.
>>563486408It's totally natural for Trainers to want to fuck other dacchis that are femenine like their trainees
I love Smart Falcon you guys
>>563485868Nishino rape was not overhyped. She violated every orifice of my body. She almost suffocated me with deep kisses. She humiliated me, spanked me and abused me psychologically and physically, and she had the sweetest, most innocent smile through it all. I am traumatized for life and will certainly let that out on my future trainees. Thank you, Nishino Flower. You've changed how I look at life.
>>563486526>0 reverse resultholy fuark...
>>563486493it's fine, I can take you in instead......
>>563486526i need the sauce now
>>563486526i bet this boy posts his dick and butthole
>>563486408I wasnt expecting such a reaction when I posted it
>>563486526>dick twitched Oh nyo
In hindsight, I was okay with this becoming ultra-viral-normie-tier
>>563486526Now show us his bokumanko
>>563486627what did you expect bwo, it was a good looking one
>>563486575are you sure? I won't leave you alone, and I will be clinging onto you constantly
>>563486408>Curren gets posted>thread gets super gayI'm noticing
>>563486674Are you even worth his time?
Which country or board are we going to blame for all this faggotry?
/uma/ should ban discussions of tulpa its turning torenas gay
Nishino is so kind, sweet, and pure, she's so overwhelmingly kind to everyone in the story and (You) while being max-level humble, she even makes normally snarky characters like Seiun sky become kinder simply by being around herAND ALL YOU EVER TALK ABOUT IS FUCKNG HER DESPITE ALL THAT, NONE OF YOU DESERVE TO EVER TOUCH A WOMAN
>>563486728Europeans are waking up, it's only going to get worse
>hmm I’ll do a run and end it after first inspiration >now 3/4 through my lunchNooo my nap time!
>>563486526is that broccoli?
>>563486750I think anon is upset
>>563486562
>>563486674fine but we would watch all uma anime seasons together
>>563486728Its still American hours (California) for 1 more hour
>>563486728I prefer this over the usual samefag schizo having a melty
this general has descended into gay e-boy territory way faster than i anticipated
>>563486004Go on without me...
>>563486728Australians
>>563486819well, okay. that sounds kind of fun actually...
>>563486853Wow really 734k already...
>>563486824This. At least there's no Chiyono and Stego shitposting during these hours.
>>563486905
>>563486497Orfe is emotionally stable but she is extremely autistic and stubborn about everything. The way she shows affections and expresses herself is how autists often do.
STOP BEING GAY
>>563486823It's 12:26 AM over here. I'm just up to do my 日本語の宿題.But yeah it's fair to blame California anyways, this place is a shithole that is worse than India.
hi umawhy is there a small uma now
I love being gay with all of (you) bwos!
>>563486072I feel like dark purple is OK, orange is nearly impossible to look good in though and I say that even when it's my favorite color
>>563486828those are some ugly looking legs
>>563486937You'll have to fuck the gay out of me, Nonny.>>563486980Same. <3
>>563486980gold shitty would NEVER do this
>>563486952So /uma/ can feel better about their small penises. They're comparatively big when the umanko is that small
>>563486728Blame my penis
>>563486896CUTEwe should
pp size doesnt matter bros, its like would a mankos tightness matter ? would boobie size matter? NO
>>563487058>Mystifying Murmur>in the big 'Kinenheh
>>563486929
>>563486941Good luck, Im just aware that alot of rich gacha NA players are those asians in Cali. I usually get annoyed by them shitting up threads in generals I go to. They usually stop around 1 hour from now.
Can we please discuss about the Uma musume game in the /uma/ general?
It's OK to be gay. I'm not, but it's OK for you guys to be. Continue if you want
>>563486828The things I would do..
is this good enough bros? I cba doing a full MANT run just for a debuffer with higher wit...
>>563487196I want MANT to be over already. Cant be arsed to do more than one run with this dogshit scenario
>>563487196>>>/vm/I wanna talk about gay its funny.
>>563487196What will you do for me in return?~
>>563487219bobo would say this
I'm starting to think you guys aren't funposting and are actually fags.
>>563486952So I can have potential choices for small uma teams. Rob Roy makes that easier in the future to pair her with someone like Tamamo in mediums/longs, but I like having options where I can.
>>563487219i want to have sloppy sex with sweaty bourbon after a race
>>563487257bro your wit?
>>563486853you have some tries left bwoI was 734k today too until I shitlucked at 761k
>>563487196But nonny... talking about dressing up as umas while we frot IS talking about umamusume!
These could be two dacchis but they are wasting time getting shit sparks on MANTsauce shinen on ph
>>563486828I'm gonna fuck that puppet
>>563487109I...y-yeah, umm...where would one inquire more about this...?
>>563487292Me too bro, me too...
>>563487257Nigga, why is your power so low and wit so high?
>>563487294it's an URA uma from august, please understand
>>563487304Nah I just my five tries just before posting it. Im used to class 5.5
>>563487257>frenzied paceyou're griefing gwo
>>563487367better have a bomb 1st option to use that
>>563487278Whenever I engage in things like this I set all rational thoughts aside and straight up pretend anons are women.
>>563487278Most are probably bi. So many people around me have outed themselves as bi in the last 5-10 years. I put on my tin foil a while ago.
>>563487257>open league debooferYou're an evil trainer.
>>563487326>shinen on phHot but I cant watch porn with asian tops, their dicks are wayyyy too small for me to selfinsert
>>563487326Damn that’s a cute cosplay >shinen NO FUCKING WAY I GOT JEBAITED BY THAT FUCKER *AGAIN*
out of borrows and not a single Nishino parentsee you tomorrow
>>563487172>asians in CaliforniaYou're probably also mixing in Hawaii's population of Asians, almost doubling the Asian population you're facing down too.(Hawaii has 300~k and California 400~k.)Anyways my homework is done. おやすみなさい!
>>563487462>>563487278it's not gay nor bi if at least one is wearing a cosplay>>563487534sound like there's a story there
HOWIN THE GODDAMN FUCKDO I EVEN GENERATE STAMINATO WIN RACESIN CLASSIC AND SENIORIF AM RUNNING 0 STAMINA CARDS
she is too powerful
WHY DO YOU CHUDS HAVE SO MANY GAY UMA COSPLAYS
>>563487598Your El power card?Stamina sparks?
>>563487619why don't you?
>>563487645I don't even have El's power>run stamina sparks>get negative power in the end
>>563487595>>563487619I want to dominate femenine boys in cosplay
>>563487507WE GET IT YOU HAVE A HUGE THROBBING WHITE PENIS
Please keep posting, I want to cum.
>>563487619Half TP is about to be over and I need to please danchou by other means.
Predictions on what sparks this faggot is going to give me.
>>563487598You may try one of these:>Power card>Stam sparksMLB SSR Riko>Get lucky with stam rolls
>>563487534Long story short >go on coomer >mm that one train ba loli is hot, wonder if there’s any cosplay >oh shit there is >goon>sage mode activated >wait is that a bulge? >realize I gooned to a male cosplayer
>>563487740No need to be jealous Tama-chan
>>563487740..........
vg general where posters turn prison gay? A common pattern
>>563487767>he got shupo'dKEK
>>563486896tfw no /uma/ bro to cuddle and watch cingray in bed with
>>563487278Since its clearly shitposting/soc hours I will say that I am fully bisexual but what I find appealing about men and women are different. I sexualize men on a regular basis while women make me feel shy and nervous. When I hyperfixate over over (fictional) men I want to tease them and let them breed me. When I hyperfixate over women I start gushing about them and feel all shy and stuff when kissing or more is involved. Women are really cute, they feel soft, they smell really really nice when they wear perfume and I love their fashion sense and the variety of outfits they wear. Women....
>>563487554お疲れ様です。馬娘をセクハラする夢だったらいいです。It's been a while, don't judge my grammar please.
>>563487810why live...
>>563482392>>563482617Damn anons it's not that hard to check netkeiba for the ownerSoccer Boy has been a possibility since Neo Universe was revealed years ago,Same owner for both - Shadai Race Horse Co. Ltd.
Stop cuddling """bros"""
>>5634877611 guts 1 late 2 unique
>>563487740I can share it with you >>563487830please wear a Digitan cosplay and let me breed you
>>563487830
>>563487740Why of course, Im a scarletchad
>>563487924I know what you draw
>>563487595>>563487659>>563487705You're legitimately a faggot if you feel attracted to this okama, don't even try to get your ass away from this. This HIV skeleton doesn't resemble a women in the least. It doesn't have the curves. It doesn't even show skin and feminine woman parts because he can't, it's 100% a male body with awig. Only shaving will never make you look like a girl.
warm platonic sex with anons
>>563487927SHOW ME YOUR BWC IMMEDIATELY
/v/ma died for this. And now I have nowhere to escape this faggotry.
>>563487956This is this and that is that
>>563487913Well they made Dicuts, so I dont think we'll ever get soccer boy in game, unless they break tradtion and make her a different thing for the gacha
>>563488014/v/ma caused this desu
>>563487924Cuddling and making out feels so nice though... I want to gently caress my bwos and make them feel loved.
>>563487979There's kind of a cuteness from femenine weak guys that don't have curves.It's like lolis that are tubes, so fucking sexy
what the helly
>>563488057uoh.....
This entire general must be purged.
>>563488050awww
>>563488014They somehow caused that or are responsible for it. I mean that.
Please tell me were being discord raided, no way after 9 months literal faggots hijacked the thread for the first time ever
how does dober cope knowing her trainer is a literal semen slurping faggot
>>563488027I know what you are>tfw I inspired gayposting tonight just to avoid working on my school project>>563488123gayposting is /trash/ coded bro
>>563488146I LAUGHED OUT LOUD
>>563488014it only started happening like 4 days ago so I blame them
I haven't laugh at a thread this much in a while
>>563487913horse owner ship is a different ball game as sometime it is split owner ship of the farm and the owner both need to say yes for them to be in the game
We need biofemanons iit to fix this
dober writes yaoi trainer x trainer fanfics
/uma/ used to get comfy by around this time
>>563488127>first time ever
>>563488226nofemales ruin any online spacedo NOT under any circumstance make them feel welcome
>>563488127>discord raidedNo, /uma/ anons saw 1 penis and they got manchurian candidate'd into homoposting, its like a memetic SCPCant beat the cock
>>563488241wait, is this not comfy...
>>563488101What!? How can you even consider that? There must be some other way.
the ancient romans and japanese were constantly fucking the shit out of their boyslaves so this general is the apex of manliness if you think about it
>>563488226That's how you murder a general for good
>>563488158And you should stop posting this subhuman trash here, you pozzed faggot.
good moringwhats the penis talk about?why did you become gay suddenly?
>>563488014you can just filter/hide it tho>>563488042There are already uma in game that had stand-ins in anime, don't know about manga tho>>563488203>owner ship of the farm and the ownerBoth are Shadai
>>563488296Damn it Spe. As your future king I order you to purge this general.
>>563488284Do you consider wanting to be cuddled by 30+ year old anons comfy
run start: 7:40pmrun finish: 12:53amfuck my shit up.
chiyonofaggot forcing it too, probably
>>563488241I'll get comfy with you.
Vodka?my HETERO HERO
>>563488281Wait did someone actually dick post on here? What the fuck?
>>563488389NTA but yes
>>563488335>suddenly
>>563488347You are not my king yet girl. Nor would I obey that command even if you were.
I blame boyfaggot umasalso where's the cytube to comfy rewatch all the franchise weekly
Please do not say yeppers if you do I would die a horrible and painful death
>>563488403I 'member you RyanbwoShitting out two A+ umas in unity gets more fans and score for event points while taking roughly the same time so I'm doing that instead
>>563488413Hey now, I never posted my dick here, nor did I encourage anyone else to
I am dying of boredom
>>563488335Someone posted their penis a few threads ago and now /uma/ is a gay erp shithole.
>>563488471he’s LITERALLY me
>>563488465Then I must consider this an act of treason.
>>563488417Imagine losing to a fucking filly in the derby
>>563488389if they're cute sure
>>563488429Did you miss it?>>563414338>>563417947
>>563488414borger
>>563488517
>>563488241I also had a bunch of "wait, that's not comfy, it's anal rape" moments when looking at the thread recently.
>>563488531Treason!? Have you lose your mind!?
>>563488517Still a fate better than being here in this thread.
>>563488414SEXXOO
>>563488526>>563488458>responding to the ai slop jeet who was jealous of the cock pic getting more attention than his shitposts
>>563488519it was another unusable product. back in we go. run start: 1:00am. Maybe I can lock in on this one.unrelated, i was already 809k but a last minute jump is always nice.
>>563488526uh nowhat caused the melty?
i think i’m fine with the gay erp as long as it scares off the sloppabrowns
>>563488557>no umamusume on the videoSHIT VIDEO
YES!!! SS RANK 1 * WIT FINALLY THANK U GAME
>>563488581Have I? Special Week, by my right of succession and the sovereignty of the Triple Crown, I hereby relieve you of your races and suspend Team Sirius from Tacen Academy.It's done! Those of you who have the will to save this general, follow me. The rest of you... Get out of my sight!
>>563488650wasnt a melty, some anons egged a guy on to post himself cumming on his tablet to an uma image and he did (with very feminine and weird moans)
removing chiyononigger head and spine just like sub-zero in MK1
>>563488657This but unironically
7 and you all have to stop gayposting.
where's almond love cosplay pics
Everyone should just perish. I will not choose between ebola and AIDS.
>>563488657>i rather eat shit than brown shityou are eating shit anyway retard lol
>>563488557>AI slop>ERP>dickposting and trappostingWe are officially a /trash/ colony now
>>563487767Can't be worse that one time I gooned to an ASMR stream. I only realized it was a guy after gooning and reading the description during post nut clarity which said "babiniku" which means a male using a female avatar.
>>563488728i can make some if you’re ok with a hairy 6’ 4” ojisan
well at least nobody i diaper fagging
>>563488735no one has aids if you're in a first-world country, you just outed yourself bwo
>>563488780>fapping to ASMRMy nigger.
>>563488767kill yourself
>>563482796>mfw this is the first and only impression the audience get from this refined dark-skinned ojoui hate it
>>563488867kek you're jealous of that BWC
>>563488780was it the brown cat
So do you want to fuck or get fucked
I didn't start /uma/'s gay phase stop blaming me
Sad that Museum Mile got scratched
>>563488905well, what do you think?
>>563488918Gay niggas like yourself are to blame.
>>563488853I'm subscribed to cananThose milkers are out of this world
>>563488905grass could realistically do whatever she wants to or with me and i wouldn’t be too upset
>>563488972I'm not sure
boy i sure hope the umas don't find the gay trainer clubs
Lets ungay this thread. I declare /mu/ hours. post>current trainee>current listenan>anything else you wanna includeRyan parent farminghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHh_-_ac4yYLong live the late great SSX
>600 posts of off topic gay erp>borderline zero gaming discussionNice general globalbabs
>>563489053We're waiting for borrows to refresh
>>563488948what happened
>>563488972something tells me I know the answer
>>563489053It's your fault.
>>563489053you won't be acting so tough when i suck your cock
>>563489045Nyo
im so sick of this uma
>>563489045Nishino FlowerAttaque 77 - No me arrepiento de este amorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN3Y3Z5-3sw&list=RDMM&index=12As soon as I finish with this project I'm going to masturbate 3 times.
gay chiyoposters using the images i posted... owari
>>563488853Gooning to ASMR is gucci. You can also edge quite effectively with it.>>563488901I actually fell for it twice. First it was a red character iirc that does ear licking, and another one was an OL avatar with a long hair that also does ear licking, but my experience with this one was worse(?) since s(he) went to pee, I heard it and gooned to it. I was horny that time.
>>563489053>no borrows>no events>mantslop>aces ready>no cmwtf do you want me to do for 7 hours
>>563489125oh, you do now?
>>563489045Seiun Sky parent farminghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7zBKXQ3YjEYou guys should read Muv Luv
will they turn laurel into the next gay avatarfag uma
Thankfully my favorite uma never gets posted so you CAN'T make her gay!
>>563488557Genuinely not a bad dick. Not very juicy, but that's common among circumcised ones. Size looks just right. Big enough to get it all the way down your throat or ass, but not comically large. Nice tip to kiss and mess with, too. Also looks fun to play around with in the afterglow or while he's playing a game or watching a show. I wonder how big his loads are and what they taste like.Also, why does Nishino Flower have Late Surger skills? Is there any reason you'd ever not want her to be pace chasing?
>>563489045Summer Maruhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsccjsW8bSYI gave up on getting my own groundwork parent and am just praying on grandparents + borrowed parent.
>>563488905>get fucked (as in getting raped by an uma)fuck yes. I love it when my trainee surprises me by unzipping my pants and put me in a reverse mating press.>get fucked (as in getting a cock inside you)fuck off seriously. I might be a slut but that doesn't mean that I'm a faggot.now if you excuse me, I am going to lick Grass's beautiful Japanese rear.>>563488972>>563488985ugh...
>>563489045>Dober 3* stamina farmhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhRkkNr-6V4
>>563489307I CALLED DIBS JUST SO YOU KNOW I THOUGHT ALL THAT BEFORE YOU DID
>>563489045>Current TraineeSeiun Sky>Current ListeningI can show you what I listened to 30 minutes agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WyKbbP8ft0>Anything elseHappy 4/13
Whats the joke? Gay people funny haha? Are you guys fucking 12. Post some fucking rooms.
>>563489307Fuck you mean circumcised anon are you blind
>>563489249It depends, do any cute dacchi have laurel images?
remind me again why should I roll for Nishino
>>563489172sounds like some good ol classic punk rock. not bad, not bad at all. I hope your dick doesn't ache too much after the third nut. mine definitely would.
Can you post something straight for once?
>>563489428>post rooms hahanice try anon, you're not gonna know my in-game username!
>>563489237seems easy to guess so...
>>563489432Because you are a pedophile.
>>563489432If you're gay or like hags just skip
>>563489045NYOperahttps://youtu.be/LcIdAD1qIz0legit the greatest dj set i’ve ever heard
>>563489460Yuri is the best I can do. But that's still a step up from what we've been doing till now.
>>563489428Unironically gayposting has been peak Bro humor since forever.Way to out you as a friendless fag>>563489448Generally my dick hurts after the 4th, but I rarely have energy on my cock to go that long. I did it twice as an experiment to see how much I could takeGenerally I settle with 2
>>563489460talking about big tits with other anons makes me want to do gay stuff with them (while we look at big uma tits) is this gay?
Thread zesty
grrrrrrr this damn BRAT!!!
>>563489432good for pace apparently. Probably don't need to roll if you don't do more than 5 runs a day
>yuriniggeronly male homosexuality is funny
>find random AI pics of Flash on pixiv>the guy just blurs out the uma ears with paintHow odd. I guess for some people the uma ears disgust them?
>>563489509if you trust your intuition THAT much then you must be right, surely!
Bakufuu
>terminal online trannies ruin another threadThats just great
>>563489751
>opponent oguri gets pace promoted>my oguri gets rushed at just the right moment and somehow manages to overtake>opponent oguri immediately goes into pace down
>>563489686But I have more to share...
Mmm, better but still not good enough
>>563489428I'm pretty happy with my team already though I don't really feel like making any rooms
>>563489239I like the instrumentation. Reminds me a bit of Two Mix (gundam wing) and dream (inu yasha). I will never read. No attention span to read any kind of book.
>>563489816MOAR
>anti funny fag posting is a yuriniggerI'm noticing
>>563489721sure I am!!
>>563488336there are subset owner within shadai farm as it a group shareholding not singular private ranch. Some Shadai horse with different owner made it in uma musume just fine since it both owner and trainer decision
>>563489825Are you running a guts deck?
yosh! ikuyoooooooooo
>>563489917stromboli sillyus is a queercoded uma though…
>>563489045Valentine Flashnot currently listening anything but last track was this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oipFiNPfdY&list=RD6oipFiNPfdYfor some reason I thought this song could fit in my imaginary soundtrack for each generation (this one's 1992)
>>563489825Need some advice: which card should I replace and with what? And should I use some speed sparks to increase my speed?
Which Umas would ask you to try anal?
>>563489917Silly Symboli, I'm sorry...
Didn't get Nishino. Going to kill myself now.
>>563489123Before traveling to HK, they ask for a video of a horse walking, etc. to check if there is a possibility that a vet will scratch the horse, MM's gait was weird enough that HK told the MM connections that there is a possibility of not passing a vet check after they arrive in HK, so the connections decided to scratch before even going there
>S in 2 different aptitudes in Classic Year>No 60% megaphone for Summer
>>563489967the card situation is uhh...a little grim to say the leastdo you not have any other SR mlb speed cards? those are better than lb0 kitasan
MY DANCHOU GOT ARRESTED FOR POSESSION OF CSAM. DON'T ROLL FOR NISHINO IF YOU LIVE IN TEXAS
>>563489852
>>563489967That'll need some work. Post your full card libary
>>563489831That's ok, can't force anyone to do something they don't want to.I really like the beeping being so much louder at the start than any of the instruments, it's very funny. Rest of the song could fit very well into a Yakuza disco minigame too, so I vibe with it a lot. Muv Luv just has has some tracks that make you go "yep, this came out in the early 2000s" and I think that's great. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCLQn-OCdEA Is another one. I'll check out the ones you mentioned since I never watched Gundam or Inu Yasha.
>>563489045I have no words.
>>563489917Brown hours pls understand
why hasnt anyone posted a ug nishino flower yet
>>563490141>Seeking the PearlI hate her so much. Uninteresting uma, even for a hag enjoyer, and keeps draining my clocks.
>>563489917i love round boli so much
>>563488898no but you you want it in your big brown anus
>>563490201Get dunked on nerd.
CAN I POST OR IS IT STILL GAY ERP TIME?
>>563490253Californians are not asleep yet. EUs are still at work. Try again in an hour or two.
>>563490253Kiss me
>>563482504>No pervious>stupid dog shit pic>jp Why didnt you boycott this dogshit op?
>some guy said he would rather read ERP than small politics talklollmao evenYou brought this upon yourself.
>>563490253You may proceed to post about the game again thankfully
>>563490253No Stopping You to post during gay hours anon. Just proc it.
>>563490023Here’s all my cards. Maybe replace Kita with mlb windy?
>>563490307*chu*Don't use too much tongue please.
>>563490320Fuck trumpNot gonna say who my fav uma is
>JJK
>>563489640>got her in 20 rollsnice, also this thread is fucking horrible, behave yourself you animals
>>563490425what a slut
>>563490319SARRRR
>>563490445Thread is fine
>>563490374why the fuck are you using 0lb kita in mant. She barely worth it at mlb in mant. Just use jordan and shinko windy spd
consensual platonic sex with ___
>>563490445>this thread is fucking horribleHorrible ugly bastard cock with stinky rotten sperm...
>>563490415all me
Which /uma/ turaina would you share an ona with?
>>563490425any dacchi here wanna dress up like this for me?
>>563490320Politics goes in >>>/pol/, faggotry belongs to >>>/b/, faggots go to >>>/lgbt/, amd Uma belongs here.How hard is that to understand?
>>563490507doto
>>563490415>>563490494You fell for my trap *munch*
>140 rolls>1 suzuka dupe and 1 nishino flowerFuck I'm unlucky but not unlucky enough to get mad
I found out japanese eat raw horse meat and I can never look at them the same againThey aren't human
>>563490484Gotcha. Would this be a good deck to use?
>>563490445I'll take threads like this over the usual melty at least some if not nost of these posts or reactions are funny. You can see he's getting filtered hard by it too
>>563490543And where do hall monitors such as yourself belong
>>563490584yeah looks good
>>563490584replace dober with tachyon wit
>>563490494Kitahara is so hot
>>563489831Didn't really vibe with dream, but I really liked just communication (I assume that's the song you meant?)
>>563490563i had to spark, only got a wedding groove dupe to show for it
>>563490691unironically would let him train me
>>563490584Replace Dober with Tachy wit and its workable
>>563489338>boomer uma>boomer rocka little on the nose don't you think?>>563489360AI country music somehow so soulful because every single piece i've heard so far has been satirical, like i'm sure there's actual AI slop trying to sound like normal country that jimbob jean mclaren would guzzle in the garage every day, but I'm just sayin i've only heard the obviously joke entries so far.>>563489404never did finish reading homestuck. still think the undertale version is better.>>563489557he do be vibin. would probably be a pretty good rave. as a burger i sometimes envy euros for their rave culture. Maybe the grass is always greener but euro edm scene always felt more about the music and energy while NA edm scene felt more about getting high.>>563490075Two Mix's music for Gwing are incredible. Similar to what you said about beeping, the anime op version of Rhythm Emotion has cockpit radar beeping at the start and it's like a fucking pavlovian response at this point to activate my mind. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICOwBtm8L_s I fucking LOVE ops with sound effects in them.>>563490694yes, and the one in this post, and White Reflection. all bangers. I should look into more of their stuff myself desu.
>>563490654>>563490661>>563490484>>563490730Alright-thanks guys! I hella appreciate you all for the help.
>>563490790Np, good luck torena!
>>563485868that would be pure sexbut not even twintails can fix her ugliness
>>563489226You can just not post?
>>563490423Fuck TrumpFuck NetanyahuFuck Ursula von der LeyenFuck ElonFuck EpsteinFuck JewsFuck Israel
>>563490425sexhe needs to gen more
>>563490943they should just stop dick waving and nuke south korean along with india at this point
grass votes trump
>>563490775>AI country music somehow so soulful because every single piece i've heard so far has been satiricalboth this and ai pixar movie trailers I find incredibly funny, and yes I'm a zoomer>>563490790good luck
Woah I scrolled up and saw boys dressed as umas...
>>563491000Grass doesn't vote in American elections because I am Japanese, not American
>>563490980>he>gen
Neichagods WW@
>>563491083>I
I just wanted Nishino...
>>563491136in the trash where you belong to
>>563490775>euro edm scene always felt more about the music and energyreally depends on what kind of rave you go toobv 2 extremes but i attended a warehouse rave in berlin a few weeks ago and everyone (myself included) were coked tf up just grinding against anything that movesbut when i attended my friend’s show he was just spinning deep house and people were just chatting and vibing
what is an uma challenge you can think of? obviously only using R cards is one, but is there anything else that's also a little more...engaginglike not using the shop in mant would be boringalso damn these chili nuts are bussin
>>563491087every artist uses tools to cheat bro its like uma musume where every 90% of people is cheating with tools
>>563490934tough luck I will post with my umadacchi
>>563491237mare deck only
Still didnt see the penis.
>>563491237Only run races the horse did irl
>>563489045front runner Mcqueenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FyOKoT7JQgI like to headcanon this as one of Ayabe's favorite EPs, partly for the astronomy theme but also b/c advantage lucy has a cutesy twang with some bittersweetness to it, especially for the self-title song. Think she would like Cardigans-esque indie rock
>>563488557God, I want porn with him and Hand-Anon so much...
>>563491083I love you grass please let me train you
>>563491237CM, only R decks, awful condition, the bottom 3 have to do a dogeza while cosplaying their runner
>>563491136where is this from
>>563491136the guy that made this quiz is a retard. how is nature introverted, unconscientious, closed off, disagreeable, and emotionally unstable?>extraversionshe literally reaches out to help people, does karaoke, schemes to trick you into dates, she's a fucking go-getter.>conscientiousnessshe's one of the most mindful of other people in the game>opennessshe barely takes any coaxing or prodding to hear her real feelings about anything.>agreeablenessgets along with everyone>emotional stabilitynever has any breakdowns, even gives council to others going through hard times>autism spectrumshe's like as normal as it gets.
>>563490320Both are bad but yes this is preferable
>>563491304I missed hand anon's pic
>>563490995What have you got against Korea?
>>563491426it's just kinda average, if not a little delicate. Fair. He has the same eczema between the fingers as I do
>>563491437they’re too fucking good at starcraft: brood war and it pisses me off
>run flower as late to maybe get some late hints>burn 3 clocks before 1st summerACCCKKK
>>563491269that's not bad>>563491280wouldn't be much different from ura/unity I think>>563491356this is a cool idea, only one uma too so would be easy to get distance S at leastonly problem is getting people to participate and organizing, but I'd be down
>>563491426
>>563491501>he never ran late surger parents like dober before>he doesn't know those fucks are notorious jobbers
Uooooooohhhhhhh pony :sob:
>>563491549AAAA CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE
>>563490775Rhythm Emotion and White Reflection are pretty good, but I def like Just Communication the most. Will listen to it a couple of times so it gets added to my youtube mix that's full of Monogatari, Muv Luv and other random Kalafina/anime songs
>>563491514Isnt URA mostly the big races? Maybe they ran a bunch of OPs etc. Besides it would be funny to run MANT how cygames intended us to.
Go, my 2 kilobytes
>>563491437i just hate gook so much it unreal and i think gook are inheritly souless hack
I can't believe MANT made /uma/ gay
>>563491549lmao
umas that wear chokers as their official racing gear are the lewdest sluts imaginable
my hands look gayer than that and im not a fag
>>563491796safe!
>>563491825oh yeah post them then big guy
>>563491796False
>>563491706Spe's career skips Yayoi Sho and Satsuki Sho for Kisaragi Sho somehow
>>563491549Imagine getting a handjob from this hand
>>563491549Ok I understand it now, they would look lewd gripping a cock>>563491825Proof?
>>563491796Does Digitan count?
>mant is so bad uma would rather look at cocks instead
>>563491796saying this when the lewdest sluts are the ones that look safe and cute
>>563491825idk if my hands look gayer but my friends and strangers all tell me I have feminine hands
>>563491838put this anon in a choker
>>563491901why is doto so fucking evil
>>563491796
How do we save /uma/
Man I hate TB when my uma doesn't have a A in mile
lmaohttps://x.com/AUTOMATON_ENG/status/2043599684875567420?s=20
IRL chokers are cool, right? It fills the empty space around the neck area and adds a lot to your overall fashion
>>563491838i love my cute little sister so muchi just wish she’d stop trying to break into my apartment
>>563492008post cock
>>563492008Hag pussy posting
herro i am nishino frower lah
It is 4PM in Bangkok.
>>563492023But what about Mayanos anime season?...
i start using a hand gripper for my left hand while i play uma but it been months and my left hand have been abnormally bigger than my right. How do i fix this. And no jacking off doesn't work since i also jack off with my left so it been on double training regiment while my right hand get carpal tunnel
>>563492024They don't hide your Adams apple troon gwo
>>563492023KWAB
>>563492075you need to jack someone else off
>>563489961a classic. never knew the band name despite hearing it on the radio all the time KLOS only plays stuff thats at least 20 years old. Only music that stands the test of time rears its head.>>563490201taste salmon, bitch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDu4koYDrt8>>563491285to each his own. not really my vibe so i'll hold my tongue.2am i sleep.
>>563492075just play on your left hand and gripper on the right?
post something sleepy
>>563492008accelerate the schedule even morenot even joking
>>563492023>Sentenced to be a HeroThat was the one with amazing animation and next to no story, right?
>>563492008Skip to Grand Live
>>563492068They just made the season 3Season 4 will be made by Cypic!
>>563492024Speaking hypothetical as a woman right anon?
>>563492080I'm no twoon...
>>563491796You say this, but they all wear fucking collars in their starting future/idol outfit, the lewdest for me is Ayabe with that full bodysuit
>>563491796is that so?
>>563491935do you have well kept cute nails like that anon though
>>563492219...Maybe I need to research what you guys are implying
>>563492024it only works with certain styles otherwise it makes you look retarded and like a tranny
Feels like it won't be long before the "post hand and favorite uma" thread is upon us...
>>563492245No I hate long nails so I bite them often
>>563492345The implication that it's not normal for a typical male to wear chokers
>>563492380Will that be before or after the "post cock and favorite uma" thread
>>563492380>>563492448Teiobwos better not disappoint when it happens
>>563492023The industry is healing slowly but surely.
>>563492380post tummy and fav uma onegai
>>563492380No one wants to see my yaoi hands
>>563492390I do the same I hate having the habit of biting nails
>>563492380I'll post my hand in the next thread
>>563492023Pretty Derby anime is kinda uglyEverything coming after that from other studios are better.Cinderella Gray artstyle is kino
>>563492479you really wanna see hairy fat unc tummy?
>>563492547I really like cingrays artstyle, tamamo looks kinda meh but Oguri looks so much better
>>563492561true, only cock
"budding" blossom...
>>563492561only if there is penis
>>563492561hairy fat uncs are the best pairing for scarlet so yes
>>563492635I thought that was a statue. How is Goldshi so photogenic
>>563492635golshi is so cool
>>563492679only if they have a long bwc
>>563492516Do you bite them without thinking about it or something? I bite them but I wouldn't call it a habbit, I'm just too lazy to get nail clippers so I bite them off when they get t long instead
>>563492516>>563492756god damn biting faggots I mentioned this in the hand thread itself but just get some fucking clippers so your shit doesn't look FUCKED!!! they're so hard too I don't get how you're even able to do it just stop being bums
>>563492683I want to be in this room
>>563492594Gold City is peak beauty
>>563492756I think it's mostly a stress tic than anything, but I also am too lazy to get a nail clipper too>>563492806I should stop but still....
good thread
>>563492896One of your best ones. The next one can't be this good.
I got fucked over senior summer with two single rainbows but this is hella better! Now need to high roll for NSM and OYL with turf/med s
>>563492806I'm not a woman though
>>563492957no distances S really sucks but it looks alright
>there are fags who raid /uma/ constantly whining about yuri>claim jp don't like it>yuri only gets strongerhttps://youtu.be/blLwAv1Rz5I
>>563492972Who the FUCK told you that using nail clippers was a woman-only thing?
whoooooo is this semen demen and when can i roll??
>>563492972Enjoy your ingrown fingernail.
>>563493014my Dad
>>563493032I don't like her hair
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>563493032Flower's Father looks like THAT?
>>563493048I've bitten my nails for the past 20 years and never had that. Don't even know what it's supposed to be
>>563493032The boob monster Tamanin Zephyr
>>563493032Yamanin Zephyr, August maybe.
>>563493058Well your dad is fucking retarded and you should start trimming your nails and toenails with clippers now or else you'll get what >>563493048 said and you'll think back to these posts and say "Man, why didn't I listen to those faggots?"
>>563493032Wont be waiting for too long
>>563493098Rudolf would encourage and participate in gayposting.
>>563492941Funni
this could be us
>>563493064gayi dont like shittinos bob cut
>>563493032>>563493138
>>563493170flowercryer.jpg
>>563493032Yamanin Zephyr. She’s also roommates with Curren Bouquetd’or
>>563493170me neither
/uma/ - skin and nailcare general
>>563493159Posting Jordan when talking about nails is making me think clippers are ever more feminine than I thought.
>>563484662I missed so many threads just being away for a little and am catching. The fuck is wrong with you anons and why didn't (You) guys ping me>>563489604Same for me except for one thing. I finally saw that cock and it's really nice but I don't feel that strongly about it when I don't know what that anon's tastes are. If that d*ck doesn't like what I like then it just doesn't do anything for me. And I don't think so, I still like uma most of all even I like a good dick and sop and sof.
>>563493162never saw her anyone postingis she unpopular?
>>563493239I still want my nails done, but I'll probably do it when I'm out traveling so I don't get outed as a faggot in my home country. Emerald green would be nice
>>563493318I had mine painted black once
>>563493280aside from her big badonkers she isn't a very memorable character
okay cool, just ignore then I guess
>>563493230>currenliterally who
>>563482504>I am 2 kilobytes>image is 3 kilobytes
>>563493351wow nice, luckyhonestly that could probably pass, I have a sister too so it's the perfect excuse
>>563493246I think having evenly trimmed nails is more appealing than ugly uneven nails after they were bitten off. Its not like you're putting nail polish or gloss on them. Nail trimming is basic self care for everyone.
>>563493269You seem chill. Would be friends with benefits with.
>>563493280she did get a rerun with taiki shuttle camping iirc.
>>563493230They need to release Bouquet NOW what are they stalling for >>563493373this cutie
>>563493374tama is a dogA DOGGGG
>>563493393emerald sounds kinda nice too, maybe next time I'm actually travelling somewhere I might paint them again
>>563493410that bad huh
>>563493373better than the curren we already have.
>>563493379
>>563493374impregnate immediately
>>563493373The superior Curren
>>563493438>soulless jo trashdont care
>>563493583>>563493583>>563493583
>>563493230>>563493438>>563493546I'm starting to like this cutie
>>563483534Gentildonna wouldn't be immune to it as Donna was the one who was doing the bumping. It would be Gold Ship with immunity, as he tanked Donna's body check irl
>>563493495it's my absolute favorite color if I can manage to get it on something, like my watch dial is emerald for instance. really nice, but rare since it's a 'metallic' color
>>563493595Good the propaganda is working, be prepared to wait 5 years though
>>563493620oh yeah a metallic shiny one sounds super cool
>>563493546>>563493504kys
>>563484379Buy rape whistles
>>563493397Thanks, bwo. You too.
