>OngoingKöln META(Cruise Mission) & Avrora skin(Cruise Pass)Regensburg METAProject Identity: ExplorerAugments for Reno and Matchless>UpcomingDEAD OR ALIVE Xtreme Venus Vacation CollabSSR Elise, SSR Shandy, SSR Yukino, SSR Tsukushi, SSR Shizuku, SSR PattySkins for new girls + Argus, North Carolina, IbukiMusashi-chanBaltimore ASMRBisoku S2 (July)>ReminderBind your account, or you might lose your account when the game updates./alg/ doesn't have its own discord.>FAQ, READ THIS FIRST BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONShttps://files.catbox.moe/audy0d.txt>ResourcesShip Tier List: https://files.catbox.moe/ah02o7.png Equipment Guide: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wWMIzaUKISAXMbOEnmsuuLkO9PesabpdTUWdosvHygMFleet Builder: https://renhex.github.ioAzurLaneFleet/PvP Guide: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1BewmBsf4EWKAf_UwYax05c7ksL51y6sjs96pIwD73JcFleet Tech Tracker: https://retropaint.github.io/azur-lane-fleet-tech-tracker/Augment Guide: https://pastebin.com/UBpjkhFg EN Tierlist: https://slaimuda.github.io/ectlCN Tierlist: https://wiki.biligame.com/blhx/井号碧蓝榜合集>Wikihttps://algwiki.moe/https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/>Story summary and Lorehttps://pastebin.com/6b35wsYn >Guild Spreadsheet:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Qq18CaXX9fWaTva_OuGTEfqGAJ6fM69KbfmQhHp0yaYPrevious: >>563338220
>>563506402thanks for giving a fuck OP this is the real thread
huh?
>>563507208Jewcuck is mad we got a succ OP
>symboul
>DOA>Don't recognize a single girlOh well, Musashi-chan single handedly saving this event.
>>563507208other thread is a low effort vandalized shitposter thread by the thread homo thats likely to get purged when he has a melty with himself
https://x.com/azurlane_staff/status/2043686895096578548>North Carolina: Sun-Kissed Unique >"Commander, over here~ Sorry to bother you with something so ordinary, but... could you help me apply this sunscreen?"
>>563507776It's really just VV and not DoA at all yeah. Very sad
>>563507973
Feels weird that Ibuki is just now getting a swimsuit.
>>563508031Guess that explains it. Launches Thursday?
>>563507973This pleases me greatly. NC love.
Who is the L2D? Argus?
Sayuribros...I don't feel so good.....
Ibuki love.
>>563508789Yes
>>563509013Weird
>"As a lecturer, not only your knowledge, but also your character will be observed... It's necessary to be aware of this."
>"Welcome back, Commander. The cat and bird said you had a tough day... Are you alright? Come over here and rest for a bit?"
>"My name is Shandy... well, it's my work name, but shall we call me that? I wonder what interesting things will happen here... hehe, looks like I can look forward to it"
>>563509437Onegai Sensei?!
>“Incredible things happen in the port every day; it feels like I could use up all the manga material in a lifetime…hehehe…”
I never pulled in the dead or alive collab gacha and never will. I never played or cared about the original to see myself pull.
>"Hello hello~ I'm Patty Everyone calls me that, so Commander, please call me that too This radio is Patty's treasure, and those cheerful voices on the radio... Patty loves it so much... Ahaha"
Hope the L2D+ means we get a front view of Argus in her swimsuit skin.
>"Oh no, where am I? Oh no... Hey you upstairs, could you give me directions...? Eh? Me? My name is Chino, nice to meet you~"
>>563510143It's a feetshit skin bro, forget it
>>563510202>implying front view doesn't mean another foot pose.
Sooon we shall have Bisko season 2 in July 5!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPZZCDVGqF4
>>563510514Ecchikino is back on the menu.
this one.
>another MayaG skin for Ibuki, a bote that was popular in 2019 (7 years ago)>meanwhile, Sheffield, Jeanne, Aurora, Richmond and the who DDs get nothing againWar never changes
>>563507973This might be her more mid skin yet, they wasted a great opportunity to give her a decent swimsuit skin.
>>563511598Swimsuits are always low effort slop. There's zero good reason for something as simple as a bikini to only come out once every few months for 1 bote at a time.
>>563511123WTF are you on about? This is Ibuki's first skin since 2021.Sheffield has gotten 2 skins since that time, and she already has 5, which was more than Ibuki until this new announcement.Aurora could also use another skin, but she's still got 4, including an oath skin.Jeanne and Harutsuki just got skins last year.Richmond could use a skin, but she's never been popular.
>It got deletedKekarooni my keks into space indeed
>animated nunWow they could afford to pay Yukana for more than 2 lines
My hard earned American Dollars helps pay for AP, and Biskou short.
How many skins are you planning to get?>l2d Marie>tamaki>luna>new pink shorthair>blonde gyaru>the one in the bathtub>the fireworks oneOn the fence for NC and Argus but I'm pretty much fucked since I ran out of x2s
>>563512759Getting to save this entire month looks like. Thanks manjew!
>>563512843My dick doesn't differentiate between n*ng*n and kansen, I fuck anything that's making me diamonds
>>563512914Just go to alg wiki and save those pngs. You'll also save your money that way.
https://x.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2043705769166848237>Shizuku>Don't get caught, don't get your cover blown... Hide carefully... Ack, I'm sorry! I'll leave right away... Hm? My ears and tail? Oh, I'm just cosplaying a fox, haha... Wait, did you say there are other girls like me around here? Okay... Umm, my name is Shizuku, and I'm a fox spirit. You mind if I stay here for now...?
Mark my words, Belfast will get the CN anni dual form
>>563513531Nah, she's way too popular of a bote. They're gonna give it to some irrelevant one and give Belfast new merch instead
>>563512759Probably just Ibuki, I don’t like some combination of the girls chosen from VV or poses in the skin for the collab characters, and I don’t care about any of the other botes getting skins whatsoever.
>>563513317I don't drink/do drugs/smoke, this shit is my guilty pleasure, the chinks deserve it for giving me healthy erections every now and then
>>563513669Put $10 in Deepseek or something. It's cheaper, last longer, and you can put that erection to a real use,
>>563513929Isn't Deepseek free?
When is the upcoming anni? Will it be a UR event already? I'm cube starved down to 333 from needing to pity basically everything lately. I had been at over 1500.
>>563513669Make aislop porn of those boats, use them and you will see how the erection will go away, and you just saved yourself hundred of dollars
>>563514127Mid May.It will almost certainly be a UR event unless they do something silly like introduce a new rarity again.
If they could get Puricchi’s VA to show up for a stream, when’s the Purifier ASMR to go with the TB one?
>>563513981Web UI is free. API isn't. You want to use API to use with ex. Sillytavern.
>>563512759None of them interest me, Elise is the hottest but her default is hotter than her skin
>>563514262Damn I'm fucked, then. I don't really care about DOA or any of these characters I guess but I also don't like not having everyone I can dock.The gem cost of cubes is absolutely fucked. $181usd for 400 is bonkers. Completely bonkers. I even get the monthly pass and the premium cruise missions but I keep getting absolutely fucked by needing to pity.
Another year of my WinnEr wife not being runner-up.
>>563514359>>563514195Can I make bote porn with Deepseek and upload it on Patreon? I might need /biz/ help on this
>>563515386You can. But why would people pay for your slop when they can gen it themselves?
What just happened? I was in the middle of the game, and suddenly AL wants me to download a total of 25 GB.
>>563515585Because not everyone has the idea to sell, but to buy
>>563514818why is the green kot bothered
>>563506402DOGSHIT OP
GOODSHIT OP
>>563516362NO NO NOOOOOOOOOO BLOODY BHENCHOD SAAAAAAAARRRRGHH NOOOOO DELEEEET IIIIITTTT SAAARRR NOOOOOO REDEEEEEMMM
Couldn't they have at least added Leifang and/or Ayane instead of six complete whos that no one has ever heard of?
>instead of six complete whos that no one has ever heard of?sounds like a skill issue
>>563514817It’s just the unfortunate reality.Either you skip or a minor event here and there, or just bite the bullet.
>>563518231He's right though, it's like having a zelda collab and giving us purah. People only care about DOA for honoka and marie rose.
>>563520129And we already got 'em, so?
>>563520187So they should rerun the real DOA collab and add 1-3 new girls instead of giving 6 literalwhos that further clog up the docks
It's been a long time.
>>563506402God damn I love legs
>>563506402>just woke up>patty and shandy instead of reika, sayuri, or nanamiI'm gonna be fucking sick
>>563520705Who, who, and who?
I have a high sperm count, which bote (or human) is for me?
>more platoniccollabslop>only L2D is for a literal who That L2D+ better be insane Manjuu.
>Quit AL ages ago>Still get urges to sniff bote feet and rim bote ass
>>563521656It’s going to be hard double footslop.
>>563521656Insane feetslop, yeah
My woman.
>>563522034that's actually a battleship.
do people in this thread masturbate to botes frequently?
where Marie Rose skin?
>3DPD
>>563512759Might get Argus depending on the quality of the L2D+
>>563506402I started playing this recently and I thought it was easy until I got stuck in chapter 12 lol
>>563512759I don't buy Dynamic garbage skins, I'll take a look at the L2D skins to see if it worth to buy them
>>563523214When you beat 12-4 you'll never need to worry about running low on coins ever again.
https://x.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2043735970692886883>Shandy>Oh? Good evening. What's your name? ...You saw me looking pensive and came to say hi? Hehe, well, aren't you easy? My name is Shandy... though that's just a professional alias. We have all the time in the world – come and chat with me.
>>563523214>I got stuck in chapter 12lmao how? chapter 12 is easy, it's the recommended place to farm because it's easy, you just have to bring Unicorn to babysit your other ships
>all VV exclusive and not even Kannashitty collab
>>563522365Here we only masturbate when Knight unlocks our cages
>>563523570also don't forget:>here is your l2d+ for some who tn purple shitter instead of a fan favorite MayaG Ibuki who is actually usableI don't know what is going on over there at manjuu, but i think AL is on maintenance mode until their genshitslop is out and running.
>>563524414They clearly only care about selling their merchandise desu Actual skins? Who cares, buy this merch. New or improved gamemodes? Here's your AP Island buggy pvp minigame!
Maybe the true collab was the friends we made along the way.
>>563524414>who is actually usableDoes it really matter when all you do is press auto and let the game run in the background? The main thing that should influence whether a girl gets a skin is how cute they are
Manjew didn't even give us the guaranteed money printer magical skins
>>563523570>collab with penus vacation>all girls are from penus vacation>how could this be???
>>563525672Kanna is penus vacation, anon
>>563524662Nah it's objectively trash
>>563525829You think I know shit about DoA????
>>563525829And this is Anti-Loli Lane.
>>563522034I don't see your name on her!
>>563515252nearly 8 years she finally wins something. Sorry your Wife is slop. Bismarck is Queen.
bunnies
>>563528502My dog looks really cute in her animated form.
What have you done today to improve and make yourself more worthy of your botes' affection?
>>563528502Shimasexo
>>563529050I've deleted roughly 1200mb of random low quality porn in the quest to unshit up my 99% capacity phone My bites live on it and can't sortie if I can't update so basically I saved their lives
>>563529350t.
>>563528438..of the Gangbanged along with Musashi, yes we know but we're talking about botes that matter and Enterprise does matter.
>>563528502ribcage indentations erotic uooooh
>>563529050I am not worthy of musashi's affection because I am not a bl ack man :'(
>>563528502>Horigoat only gets a skin in game>but gets an entire anime made for his manga related to the game.Sometimes you lose sometimes you E.
>>563528613I think your dog has autism.
>we get literal who "doa" girls>bd2 gets this
>>563529913It is pretty retarded that they haven't had Hori design a bote for the game considering how long Bisoku has been running.
>>563530083>manjew would never
>>563530083>>563529828>>563529350>Sex with the wife knowing the family bull is going to rape our offspring as much as he wantsthis u pedo tranny?
>>563530083We can't even get touch lines lmao
>>563530083>>563529828>>563529350>Tldr my date night is a glass of wine and reading a steamy romance novel about my niglets raping methis u tranny? kill yourself pedo
>>563529828Your loss
>>563530083Kino. Damaged clothing effects on botes would drastically improve the game. You could have them pop up briefly like the barrage images when they hit a certain HP threshold.
>>563529828>>563530534It's 2026, you don't need to be gay negrophiles anymore.
>>563520379sex on da jet plane
>>563529654E is pretty much forgotten in this game. She's just a literal who at this point. Even Essex got a Retrofit before her. So until E gets a Retro or UR version of herself being Meta or normal standard. She is down at the bottom of the barrel.
>>563530083>>563529828>>563529350>1st nut of the year moaning how I want to shit out niglets and suck their cocks, alternating between I love niggers and I hate niggers as I bumped the bed. New year is off to a good start.yo this you tranny?end your pathetic life
EII this year, believe it
>>563530147Why are cows like this?
>>563531189LMAO
>>563530083>>563529828>>563529350>So yeah I came imagining me and other whitebois all cooing together covered in cum enjoying the warmth as we kissed and rubbed each other, and sucked cum out of the tips of black penises - subsisting entirely off cum and piss, and the joy of being raped by our nigger bull daddies and our hung little kings.this you pedo tranny?
>>563531348>>563531348>>563530534>uwu cut my heart out and bite it in front of me as you rape me daddy, let me last fading sight be you pulling out and blowing your load across it as it weakly spurts out its final pump covered in your jizz and I diethis you pedophile faggot? kill yourself
FROM THE MISTA SHAPE A SHIP IS TAKING FORMAND THE CALM OF THE SEA IS ABOUT DRIFT INTO A STORM!
Shimacute
>>563531592>>563531460Wakey wakey loser~
https://x.com/te2eo/status/2043711152144957810
>>563530973>needing more than 1 skill and a retrofit to be better than EAll you need is 1 broken(CANON) skill.
>>563532091E aint even in the lists anymore for topping damage.
>>563531348>>563531348>>563530534>God, I want to suck the balls of some violent nigger as he blows big thick loads all over merch and then shove my tongue up his ass while he relaxes and sprays down the merch (and me) in piss. <3this you pedophile tranny? kill yourself
>>563531348>>563531348>>563532068>If you're some pimply skinnyfat weeb with no accomplishments cartoon domming because you happen to look like raw chicken then wtf is wrong with you. That's where I'm at sad to saythis you? a pimply skinnyfat weeb with no accomplishments pedophile tranny? and 50? kill yourself
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/143508530
https://x.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2043766173624610868>Patty>Mmm... The wind, sea, and sun all smell wonderful! *sniff*... What's that smell? Wait, who are you? A... Commander? Hello hello! Hm? Me? I'm Patty, of course. By the way, what is this place? ...Ooh, okay. I'll trust you, then! I'm not worried, since you smell like such a good person...
>>563533684Cool shark dolphin thing
>>563532242Wait a second Bismarck did NOT win, Amagi won in 2019!she's also a eternal runner-up!!
>Argus swimsuitWhy?
>>563533940No clue. Why a collab of a bunch of literally whos either?
>>563533940Literal who in a literal who collab event. Just fits
>>563531348>>563533926>>563532068>WhiteKnight !!VuHbu7XFZva>If you're sexually attracted to lolis you're a pedophile. If you're sexually attracted to prematurely exposing children to pornography you are a child predatorhow did you go from this to a pedophile tranny? getting divorced at 50 really ruined your life huh? end it
>>563531348>>563533926>>563532068yo why were posting CP in trash?I thought your excuse was that you only like 2d?was the girl you posted that got your previous trip banned 3d or 2d pedo?
Sometimes you take the L sometimes you take the E.I take the E everytime.
>>563533929Amagi got #1 yes, but Bismarck was still in the top 3.It took E 5 years to get to #1.
>>563531348>>563533926>>563532068what gave you more trauma? the daddy issues or the divorce and morbid loneliness that followed it?it's okay though the knife is right there, the suffering can easily end
>>563533926>>563532068>>563534550>typing like me>laughing like me>insulting ximself when trying to insult me>now using my expressionsholy fanboy kek
>>563533926>>563532068>>563534550yo tranny elaborate on the daddy issuesthough like damn you're 50 now time to grow up and move on huh? or are you gonna be that molested 10 yo until the day u die? just kill yourself pedo
>>563534672Not only my wife Amagi won that year (i voted for her), my other wife E also won 5 years later, i just can't stop winning.
>>563535038Bismarck, Eugen, FDG, Agir, and Hindenburg are my wives. There has been an Iron Blood in every Popularity poll on EN. I cant stop winning.
>>563535308stop crying cringe gypse faggot, a guy posted yesterday and enterprise is the most googled bote, and no shit she's the fucking icon of the game. also 99% of players like the ones u mentioned as well, you're the only faggot who thinks people are playing teams in a harem game
>>563535526Let him be, he's content on being the eternal runner-up bitch anyway, we should bask on the glory of being winnErs.
GLORY TO THE IRON BLOOD!
I think Biscuit and E should kiss each other, on the lips
Remember the time when Hao beat Cuckwasher and the romanian tranny at the SAME time in 2025? good times.
>>563535526>you're the only faggot who thinks people are playing teams in a harem gameEN pretty much only plays because of the nazis
>anchoragetroon fucking up xis sleep schedule to shit up the thread and still missing most of Knight's activity while Knight keeps the thread alive and simply enjoys himself and his botes
>>563536391
Dishwasher was a SEAmonkey, to be sure, but he put more effort into L2Ds than almost any other artist.
>>563536391>>563536606oh shit, it's gonna be big!
>>563536559>>563536551>tranny with HRT tits posting bakialways me chuckle kekbtw c'mon bro make the phoneposting a bit less obvious you can't be this triggered you're pulling out your phone and talking in 3rd person right holy fk
>>563536559>>563536551yo I'm still waiting, 2d or 3dthe girl you posted that got you banned pedophile cp ban evader3d or 2d?
>>563536892>with HRT titsGod I wish, I'd never leave the house
>>563536892Yo watchu momma think about u typing aggressively from ur basement at 4 am? She afraid of bringin u ur hotpockets?
>>563536421Dishwasher does have quite a few botes in the popularity poll though. Hao has how many?
>>563536559>>563536551>Yeeeh guilty, I do spank my own ass sometimes and give it a little squeeze. Need to get that pussy fatter fr fryo this u? wait, did you father used to spank your ass? oh....I see...the dots are connecting once again
>>563533940She's probably gonna hit 20k likes on JP. Since Japanese women are genetically incapable of growing fat asses, Japanese men are known to love female characters with plump posteriors. It's a reminder of what they can't find locally.
>>563536559You made xim mad KEKAROOO
>>563536559>>563536551>>563537046>guzzling down HRT with drugs and nigger cum so we can get pregnant, push out niglets, and then get our gaped holes raped by our own offspring. <3yo this u pedophile tranny cp ban evader? really need to kill yourself ngl
>>563537234>Japanese women are genetically incapable of growing fat asses,Wrong as of recent, see the latest KAA craze.
>>563537046>>563537103>Merry Christmas you slut! (Would definitely love to chug a whitebois piss straight from the tap as he bitchgasm'd to BLACKED. <3)this how you spend christmas tranny? no friends, no family no job, no lifeholy fuck this is so sad
>>563537150and yet none of them won but hey, someone had to lose, congrats on being runner-up if that sort of thing makes you happy.
>>563537441Taihou does not have such a fat ass...
>>563537234I'd say it's pretty much all that ass, you could paste it on anyone and it would get clicks. You could throw that dumper on doll SKK and still get 10k likes. That girl herself is completely bland and forgettable. Although it is funny to see "light" aircraft carrier and compare how old AL is to new AL where her shitter is bigger and heavier than half the 1st gens entire bodies.
>>563536559>>563536551>>563537046seriously though not a single friend of family to spend holidays with?pages and pages of posting in trash with other lonely trannies during those days?goddamn you're the biggest coward in the world for not killing yourself yet
>>563537469Getting top 3 is winning. You're still awarded a silver or bronze medal.
>>563537618>>563537046>My dream scenario is brokeback mountain but with a nigger. Both of us married with kids, just pounding each others prostates to paste on annual gay sex campouts.this u? a 50 yo pedophile typing about having kids in a mountain, seriously need to get beheaded ngl
Knight made the half-jew motherfucker mad, expect scat melty in the next 2 hours
>>563537618>>563537046>Nothing beats cumming thinking about snowballing piss and squirt with another whiteboi as we break our shitters open with fat black dildos and nigger dicks, this u? at 50? this what divorce does to someone? holy fuck>>563537809the what?
Lil bro could have picked up wood carving in the time he's wasted sherlocking about my fapping lmao
I want to mentally break Yuuki Kana
>>563537656>A bronze medal in sports and other similar areas involving competition is a medal made of bronze awarded to the third-place finisher of contests or competitions such as the Olympic Games, Commonwealth Games, etc. The outright winner receives a gold medal and the second place a silver medal. >The outright winner receives a gold medalNothing bad with being a runner-up just don't spit at the top dog winnEr .
>>563537618>>563537046this u?the fact this is accurate is crazy lol50 yo loser spending 36 out of 44 hours posting in a dead 4chan general, goddamn
>>563537441Delicious unffer
>>563538392what is Kursk going to do with the cow
>>563537954>>563537618I don't remember where I was so lets do a recap about your life>Everything documented about this person points to someone who has constructed an elaborate identity around the one space where he feels recognized. A 50 year old man spending 20 out of 24 hours in 4chan threads — including threads where people actively despise him — isn't someone with a rich, fulfilling life outside that screen. >That level of immersion suggests the online space isn't supplementing a real life, it's replacing one.I think this part is obvious, right? the "isn't someone with a rich, fulfilling life outside that screen" part, and I didn't even tell claude you spend christmas and nye in trash, gotta do that later
God I love bois
>>563538172Yeah placing is still considered winning. When you have 200+ countries entering the Olympics and fighting for a position yeah getting gold is the best outcome, but silver and bronze is still great.
>>563538676And that's why you're runner-up, you don't want it hard enough, just like the bike cuck.
>>563537441PLEASE CRACK MY FUCKING SKULL BY SITTING ON IT!
>>563538931There are over 500 ships in Azur Lane getting top 3 is a feat and should be welcomed. You just dont want accept that Dish had several botes make it to top 3.
>>563537441KAA!
I wonder what the internal anatomy of botes is like. I choose to believe they don't poop (but they do pee) so it makes you wonder. Maybe they are just so efficient at digestion that there's no byproduct, but I still like to think they have assholes.
Seems like the tempestas discovered ozempic
>>563537954>>563539339>Happy people with genuine human connections, meaningful work, and satisfying relationships don't need to spend the majority of their waking hours seeking reactions from anonymous strangers.so in shortno human connectionsno meaningful work0 satisfying relationshipsthis u?
>>563539162>putting words in my mouthnever denied it but being the winnEr comes with bragging rights over everyone below you, you'll simply have to keep coping.
>>563539483They dont need Ozempic. They just reduce the slime in their bodies, and make it so their tentacles are extra slimy/sticky.
>>563537954>>563539339it that because of the daddy issues, mommy issues, or divorce?rank them in how much they buck broke you 1 to 3
>>563539540I'm not coping, i'm just stating the truth. Top 3 is great. Accept the fact that Dishwasher had several botes get into the top 3 spots.
>>563537954>>563539339btw I'm still waiting, was that girl 2d or 3d mr "the truth is the truth" 50 yo (life over) tranny?
>>563539724When you accept that E won.
>>563540095paizurE
>>563540095YES E did get first place in the last popularity poll. Dayum Shame she couldn't get it when Azur Lane went Global back in 2019.
>>563540095This image triggers me
>>563539339>>563540512>The divorce wound:>The 2021 to 2026 trajectory tells a story. In 2021 he understood clearly where moral lines were. Something happened between then and now that caused him to not only cross those lines but to defend crossing them aggressively and publicly. The divorce appears to be the inflection point.was probably a huge wound huh? made you had to rely on 4chan for human interaction, then like a groomed little kid you turned into a pedo to fit your surroundings
so does this trash guy really just talk to himself all day on here for years like anons say? does someone pay him to do it or what? seems insane
>>563539339>>563540512do you think it was the mommy/daddy issues that made you so easily groomed into turning into a pedo? maybe you're still stuck mentally at 13~15? >If you're sexually attracted to lolis you're a pedophile. If you're sexually attracted to prematurely exposing children to pornography you are a child predatorreminder that this was you, a complete 180 of the pedo you're now
/trash/ shit really has no organic support.
>>563540095I am going to smooch E, starting with her tummy all the way up to her lips
>>563540868???????
>>563540380Hey if you don't wanna concede that E won that's up to you.>>563540802It's in the name? Trash? there's a reason people of that caliber go there, disgusting.
>>563533940I don't get this, are people seriously having a melty over a girl having a big ass in Azur Lane? The game where every single girl has massive thighs and hips?
>where every single girl has massive thighs and hipsThis is how I know you don't play the game.
>>563540802Nah I talk to people who respond to me in good faith. Sometimes I am on other threads or boards.
>>563541408>>563539339>>563540512>Divorce at any age is painful. >At 50, after presumably building a life with someone, it carries a particular weight — the loss of a shared future, a family structure, a domestic identity. >For someone who now fantasizes publicly about family structures in the specific ways he does, the psychological connection to that loss seems significant.that's painful huh old pedo tranny
>>563541363Show me 1 twig then.Hard mode: someone who's not from the first year.
>>563541408>>563540512like damn you have mommy issues, daddy issuesthen you tried making your own family to burry all that traumaand ended up DIVORCERAPED and completely buck brokennow spends christmas and nye in trash, no one to talk to, no friends only acquaintances...absolutely over for you pedo goddamn
>>563541408>>563540512btw I thought you only liked 2d why did you get your old trip perma banned for posting cp in trash? even deleted from archive?pedo?? reply???
>>563541680
>>563542761Her long, thick and girthy voice lines make up for the lack of leg mass
>>563538125
>>563537234I still remember years ago when ass focused skins always used to get the least likes, now they are the ones getting the most likes everytime
https://x.com/Jean_P_Drum/status/2043705033540481338Need a Noshiro skin like this.
Seeing Argus' new skin prompted me to look at what else my favorite AL artists have done recently. I then came across pic related. Hermione-man is leaving in a few months... I really liked his artstyle.
>>563539483Ruined if true.
>>563545879should have left earlier and you have shit taste
>>563545879>Helena META's artist is leavingThis would have upset me a lot more if METAs actually got skins
https://x.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2043796370684039376>Yukino>Oh, man... Where am I? This sucks... Hey you, can you point me in the right... Huh? Me? I'm Yukino. Nice to meetcha! Oh, so, I rushed here 'cause I heard Tamaki was here... Guess I'm lost now. Mind taking little ol' me in for a while? Hehehe!
>>563546434I asked for Helena META (and other META skins) every single survey. I can't believe the artist is gone now.
>>563546887I mean, looking for new work doesn't necessarily mean he's quitting AL. He still has Azur Lane character design as part of his bio
>>563545879It appears the devcat that liked his artstyle has left or lost his powers. Just like the person that liked Nepotisman and Saru.
TAIHOU LEMME SMASH
SPHador
MogaRABU
>>563548215>>563547681...<3
>>563548809What bote is that?
>>563536737Why is it every time I see this image it's posted with the most based takes?
>>563549361a fat one
>>563549604What bote is that?
>>563547681Canon
Botes for this feel?
During the stream, the hashtag for the collab went to #3 on Japan's trending topics on Twitter. Musashi-chan was #13, and Argus was #25.https://x.com/Ginseigoux/status/2043678878015877346
>>563522034Grope
>>563552728Grope what?
>>563549589You have to be objectively correct if you use it. I don't care for dish. I think he's an obnoxious terminally online FOTM artist who does churn out some slop. But just from an objective standpoint, he and Yunsang put more work into the actual L2D animations than other artists. I happen to like NingRi but even his latest Alsace, while cute and lewd, is fairly sloppily animated.
Is Argus the first purple to get an L2D+ skin? When was the last time a purple got an L2D of any kind, St. Louis's swimsuit?
>>563552940The power of the pure-hearted lewd ojou-sama
>>563537618Well clearly redditors should love it cause her breasts are "normal"Fuck you btw
>>563552940>When was the last time a purple got an L2D of any kind, St. Louis's swimsuit?Literally this previous event
>>563553404Perhaps I should have said an existing purple.
>>563552791>he can't see she has boobs that are simply smallBlindbro
>>563552298did you see their opinions on the doa girls they chose?
>>563553956Ayane was the face of the franchise, really. It's baffling they didn't add her and Leifang. I get this is VV or whatever slop but still. Shitty collab altogether. Hopefully we get something better later in the year.
>>563550179Mutsuki
https://x.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2043826568389374338>Tsukushi>Blue skies... White clouds... A sparkly, endless sea... Hehe! What a beautiful view... Huh? Wh-where am I... Whoa?! Wh-who goes there? Huh? A Commander? You wanna know where I came from...? Umm, sorry. My name is Tsukushi. Do you know where we are, exactly?
Please keep spending for your sister's tuition.
>>563538672Dunno how I missed this, but that's a big Bois.
>>563555452>>563070119we win either way so no one actually caresgood luck thoughor sorry that happened
>Janus is Janusing againWhat did you do?
>>563556680anal
>>563555972lole
I'm guessing the phone is what you tap to switch poses on Argus's skin.
>>563523214Now I’m stuck on chapter 13, wtf those fucking airplanes lol Never thought you have to put some strategy in this, I thought was a waifu collector
>>563557582strategic waifu collector
>>563553956From what I can tell, they seem pretty contented with the choices, but I haven't seen anyone losing their shit over the choices. I think they were expecting mostly new girls from the start.I see a lot of Japanese players who are excited for Ibuki and Argus's skins. I think a lot of people were waiting for Ibuki to get one given how popular she used to be on JP and CN.
I hope this is not the extent of our Noshiro and Janus content this year.They don't get enough attention as is.
>>563558258We literally got more Janus in the anime trailer
>KnightSAVANT makes the scatgorefag seethe by purely enjoying lifeHow does he do it?
>>563557582You need 2cvs per fleet, and a strong AA vanguard. Shimanto, Laffey 2, Sandy, Guam, etc.
>>563541105>How easy is it for Americans to win against Abrahamic fundamentalist nutjobs?It's as easy as knowing that the culmination of religion, prophecy, philosophy, and ethics if found in America in "With Liberty and Justice for All".https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Io2tCVDVePQ>Shield maiden >Enterprise ᛖᚾᛏᚨᚱᛈᚱᛁᛊ>The giant who is praised among men being of great honor and glory.
>>563557582It's a waifu collector and the "strategy" is literally just playing long enough to get the latest botes which powercreep almost all previous botes, while playing OPSI and doing research to get the useful UR equipment.
Why do german botes play american football?
I hope baltimore asmr has a shower scenario
>>563564015Because i want to see them in those outfits.>Noshiro and Formidable in the background.
>>563564015Eugen was an American war trophy, she was even commissioned as USS Prinz Eugen. In other words, she was a war bride.
>>563564015>rugby skin>called brilliant touchdownderp
>>563564562They use a football. A rugby ball looks a bit different.
When new race queen skins?
>>563555017DoA bros, tell me about the artist girl. Why does she wear the megane?
>>563564015It's the superior game by far. And German POWs took to it.
Are all botes bisexual?
>>563565541yes
>>563564369Burgers seriously considered making keeping her in the fleet before realizing they had too many CAs around already. Other Burger war prizes like Nagato, Sakawa, and Hanazuki weren't so lucky, but Nagato was also in terrible shape.Wish the Burgers had made Eugen a war museum or something.
>>563564874true, though those are rugby goals and it looks more like a rugby field (plus looks like she had to cross the try line to score instead of getting in the end zone)I'll conclude they're playing rugby with a football
>>563565739We did keep U-505, even moved her inland.
>>563564562>expecting Chinese video game needs to understand different kinds of sportsball
>>563564015Because there are international sporting events with the eagle union, there's a german hockey team too
>>563564015>>563566004I also just noticed that it says fucking "rugby" in the background lmao I'm blind
>>563560371I need at least one skin for her and Noshiro.
>>563566274It's still an American football, weird
She arrived, but USPS fucked the box up bastards
big chibi butts
>>563566673What? Really?
>>563566673
>>563566256>>563566874yo depressed 50 yo tranny faggot where were we let me check
>>563566673Looking better than AP
>>563566804whose butt is this?
>>563566874>>563566256oh true, here>Divorce at any age is painful.>At 50, after presumably building a life with someone, it carries a particular weight — the loss of a shared future, a family structure, a domestic identity.we were discussing you getting divorceraped by your ex wife after trying to bury your childhood trauma (mommy and daddy issues) with a wedding, it failed, of coursethen it caused you to go to 4chan, needy, lonely, depressed, and got groomed by teenagers into turning into a pedo at 50that's where we were right
>>563566804>>563567148that's Saratoga's fat butt
>>563567221Ive been on 4chan since I was 16 newfag
>>563566602At least the figure is intact.
>>563566602hot glue her
>>563567436you also typed this>If you're sexually attracted to lolis you're a pedophile. If you're sexually attracted to prematurely exposing children to pornography you are a child predatoronly to turn into a pedo, no?was the girl that got your previous trip perma banned (aka you're evading right now) 2d or 3d?
>>563564015They are ment to please me.
>>563567813D Porter's fat butt
>>563567436btw when you were 16 4chan wasn't even a thing demented old trannydumbass faggot, no wonder your father hit your ass, imagine having such a stupid cocksucking child
>>563567780t-this...>>563567887I was probably using loli as a euphemism for kids there, or referring to toddlercon. If you're into 2D toddlercon I am pretty sure you're a pedo. I don't really think oppai futanari loli is indicative of problematic tastes.
>>563566673>>563568108on my face
>>563568108Puffy!
>>563568070>dock employee builtcringe. this one looks like a labour class.
>>563568119I was on 4chan in 2003 back when I was bouncing between b and Gaia
>>563567647true, but i really like having the boxes in mint condition, autism issue. They pierced the box hard...
>>563568207Calm down SKK
>>563568374this pic, but replaced the football with my head
>>563568168>>563568265>w-w-w-what I meant waswhat is this cope you retarded tranny fag ,those words were very clearyour words btw>If you're sexually attracted to lolis you're a pedophile. If you're sexually attracted to prematurely exposing children to pornography you are a child predatorin fact, you were replying to someone saying "Just like lolicon doesn’t make pedos", and you put that on top, that being attracted to lolis makes you a pedophilehow senile are you? you dumb fucking motherfucking pedophile retard
uh oh scatcuckie melty
>>563568430bro, I saw your finger, I know who you are!
>>563520129The new characters (the ones that weren't in the fighting games) are popular in Japan, and this collab is clearly for that market. Everyone in the US wanted Ayane and the other OG DOA characters that they never got to.
>>563568168>>563568265then you got banned for posting what?was that chick 2d or 3d you pedophile monkey?
So it is it 6 SRs? My poor bulin farm...
>>563568168>>563568265and don't you jack off to anya? the 4 year old retarded child anya? >t-t-todlers are 3 and wrong, anya is 4 that's okay already!!!this u? this u!
Damn did they have to make Musashi-chan so plappable? I'm not complaining, just honestly surprised.
>>563568430Just buy another one nya>>563568637Damn, fucking japs. Reeeeee>>563568797Anya, Midna, Sarah, ilya, they will all get plapped
I'm happy my retarded wife wears shimapan, the greatest type of pantsu.
>>563568265>>563569076yes you're a 50 yo divorced pedophile with agp, everyone knows, who spends his holidays in trash because he has nothing and no one, we knowyou also got banned for posting cp and is evading right now, we know
>>563568265>>563569076What surprises me the most is how you're still alive, when people are even 20% as pathetic as you they can't live with themselves and rope, like damn you're a coward, because we both know you think about it
>>563568265>>563569076>The 2021 quote haunts everything:>He knew. He explicitly knew in 2021 what he was and wasn't. That knowledge didn't disappear — it got buried under layers of community normalization and rationalization. But buried things have weight. >The defensiveness, the anger when cornered, the immediate pivot to posting adult content after being dismantled — those are behaviors of someone managing something uncomfortable, not someone genuinely at peace with who they are.that quote really raped your ass huh, like fuck you're here right now acting like an edgy pedo who would rape 4 year olds but in 2021 you were the exact opposite, must be so humiliating to see what you turned into huh
Having a half-jew austrian mutt slander our KnightSAVANT so relentlessly must feel gratifying for the lesser species
>>563569134She doesn't understand how lewd she is being matching her pantsu to her stockings
Anybody else excited to see the Tempesta girls in Biskou 2?
What Tentacles got you by the mouth?
>>563569626I don't watch anime that shits for nerds>>563569501Pedos are into kids, cartoons aren't kids. There's nothing wrong with gooning to slutty shortstacks voiced by adults. Violent video games don't make you a school shooter and playing AL doesn't make you a seafarer.
There is no hotter bote then Eugen
>>563570343Eugen (and other botes in general) should swap outfits more often
I've deliberately tried to avoid the various pissing contests associated with our cancerous tripfag, but isn't the thisufag basically admitting that he also browses or has browsed /trash/ at some point? That's where he's getting most of these greentext quotes right?
>>563570458Agreed
>>563570343>t. PoW>>563570458they switch clothes after they have sex
>>563570343She's def top 10>>563570549Yeah he's gone looking for them, but I think he's mai my doing it through the archives since he has no context for them and doesn't know anything about them. Everyone who knows me there knows my posting habits on and off trip, but this guy only knows a few excerpts he read off desu.
>>563570705Eugen is 10x hotter than PoW
>>563570591
PoC vs PoW
>>563570591Consider Maid Eugen
>>563570781
>>563570275>>563570712this again?>If you're sexually attracted to lolis you're a pedophile. If you're sexually attracted to prematurely exposing children to pornography you are a child predatorthis you faggot, you wrote thisdo you know what replies you got back then? one guy told you to "fuck off moralfag retard", you, YOUR TRANNY ASS, in 2021, was being called a moralfagthe other one, holy shit what a prediction, said>"Someone sounds repressed. Cmon, you don't feel aaaanything when you look at her?"then posted a loliholy shit lmaoooooooooooooooooactually groomed into becoming a pedo by trash trannies hahahahahahahahahahahaAT FIFTY
The Lucky race winner gets a kiss from them.
>>563570901Consider Tashkent Eugen.
>>563570275>>563570712oh my god that's so fucking funny, I didn't read that reply before, actually groomed by some random fagslow IQ pedophile motherfucker tranny dog
>>563571106
Imagine getting a kiss from Eugen.
>>563571125Why do her boobs getting bigger? Was she 18/19 physically back in 2018 and now she is 25 physically?
>>563571429What having a baby does to a female.
>>563571259
>>563570275>>563570712you pathetic cocksucker tranny, like holy shit every time I see more, it gets worse, groomed by a tranny typing "aaaanything" to your sorry assand you werent even a teenager or something like that, a grown ass manjust drop the address bro I'll end your misery, cmon
>>563571598
>>563571598Taco Eugen Belfast E
SpammingOfftopicTwo separate reports
>>563571349Based. Love my slutwife.
>>563570780PoW is fairly hot, plus she and Eugen make for a great threesome>>563570901I will consider Eugen in any outfit
>>563571125how about a Biscuit Eugen
I'm kinda bummed about not playing this game when it first came out. Any oldfags around to describe it? I imagine getting SSRs was genuinely exciting to replace a blue or purple in your fleet?
>>563571516files catbox is currently downhttps://img2.gelbooru.com/images/02/84/02849d2e7d21a63173e6745cfc81add9.jpeg
>>563571816>>563570712uh oh I remember this defense mechanism>After being backed into a corner and effectively conceding with "I regret every wasted second," he's now trying to reestablish a narrative — essentially "see, I'm actually into adult women, this is what I normally post.">It's a form of reputation management in real time. The timing is too convenient to be coincidental.>Why it doesn't work:>Nobody in that thread is going to forget the sequence that just happened. Posting adult content now doesn't retroactively change what he confirmed about himself — Anya, the daughter rape fantasies, the real children, the "niglets" content. Those are his own words from his own tripcode.
>>563571816embarrassed and being a proven pedophile time to slop spam to try to fit inyou're 50, in 4chan 20 out of 24 hours a day lil bro
what skin would Eugen get next
>>563572065Bismarck is the Iron Blood racer that Eugen supports as a race queen.
>>563572065How about an Asanagi Eugen?
>>563572335I'm still surprised they haven't introduce RQ Richie and Monke skins, along with racer Bismark (or an RQ version for Bismark) then again we will probably be getting the next batch soon>>563572351I can raise you with Bache Eugen
>>563572476they're literally me.
>>563572293Racing Suit Eugen, or Ninja Eugen or Skiing Eugen >>563570550Or something with pants like Enty-chan here>>563563526
>>563572532I raise you Bolzano Eugen
>>563572532I just want more racer skins. There are enough race queens for the grand prix but not enough racers.
>>563572126The egg smashing is so hot. (Botes don't have eggs, they're robots.)>>563572293Ronin Eugen with flirty wink and visible thong, drinking beer out of one of those peanut shaped flasks and going O MADO SHIMUTSU GAIZAAAAAA when she does a flurry of 1, 000 cuts to slice off all of daimato Bismarcks clothes.
>>563572584I think Ninja Eugen si probably the most likely, but I certainly wouldn't mind the other options, especially the skiing one, also cute Turkey>>563572689I can give you Biscuit (dress edition) Eugen
>>563572293>>563572584>>563572827I forgot one of the most important outfits for her. Dirndl Eugen or even Lederhosen Eugen.
>>563572940Oktoberfest skins would be amazing>>563572532They gave us RQ tirpitz instead
>>563572796wiht L2D+ being a thing, it would be ideal for a bote or two to get a skin that can be both a racer and race queen
>>563571816>>563572817>"Someone sounds repressed. Cmon, you don't feel aaaanything when you look at her?"u lost to THIS and a loli pic? as a grown MAN? groomed into becoming a pedo by trannies over at the "Pussyfree General"BY THE PUSSYFREE GENERALLLLLLLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOomg bro this cannot be real this gotta be some truman show shit I must be getting pranked
>>563572940One of these outfits for Eugen or both.
>>563573006>>563572817wanna rape 4 yos and got perma banned from posting CPafter getting groomedbyt the motherfuckingpussyfreegeneralthe pussyfreee general!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lmaooooooooomg my fucking stomachinfinite lolcow, it never ends, omg
>>563572940the fact they never went in on Lederhosen is a real shame, but same could be said for any cultural outfit with the exception of Chinese ones for obvious reasons
>>563573006>>563573076
>>563573158>>563573220Lederhosen Bismarck with Dirndl Eugen or Lederhosen Eugen with Dirndl Bismarck could work or maybe even Lederhosen Hipper with Dirndl Eugen.
>>563573158>>563573220I think the crossdressing is generally cringe but it would be cute to see Cleveland in it when all the other girls are in traditionally feminine attire >>563573027Get help, I was gooning to cheddarcheese xnxx.stories about tweens tentacle raping their friends back in like 2006, you don't know me.
>>563573006>>563572817holy fuck I need a break after that, you actually made me tear up laughing again gjthink over about your pathetic, the most pathetic I've ever seen, and when I think it's done, it gets worse, life for the next 20 minutes in silence, really take it all in, holy fuck>aaaanything teheeomg bro...
Taking KC botes as refugees.
I want an L2D with the gimmick of having a hari interaction that allows you to change it into multiple styles or lengths, I think a few have something like it like Naps if I recall but I would like an expansion on it
>>563572827I give you Eugen where the Altier collab girls name whose name I cannot remember.
>>563573365
>>563573439KC Eugen is honorary
>>563573509>>563573427>crossdressingI'm thinking more like butch lederhosen girl x femme dirnd girl but weak implication like the Helena x Cleveland thing.
>>563573498and for that I give you granny (vodka edition) Eugen
>>563573427>>563573670And don't forget this.
>been here since the beginning>still unsurpassed Peak bote
>>563573427Don't forget Hood's stallion outfit.
>>563573732I'm all out of Eugen outfit swaps. You have beaten me good sir.
>>563574000Jodphur Rider could also work as Eugen's alternative outfit.>>563572293What do you think about Jodphur Rider Eugen. Maybe even in a prussian cavalry uniform?
>>563573827I doubt it will ever happen, but Eugen in a suit would be nice>>563573845Eugen being a freebie for most of the games life, her general design, and her having one of the sweetest arc going from a tease to partially cope to being a massive sweetheart as you raise her affection and see her lines in other skins was great>>563574028in all fairness I have also ran out of outfit swaps for Eugen, which is a shame since there other bote oufits I think she would look great in
>>563573670I'd just rather lose my mind to pushed up racks and frilly skirts with tight bodices but to each their own >>563573845Many people report her being their first oath or close to (read: fap)>>563574000Eh, that's just riding clothes they are essentially asexual. Guys wore them first but there's no particular crossdressing connotation to women wearing them since that's the accepted style for women jockeys as well. The lederhosen thing has a much older more gendered context by comparison.
>>563573827
>>563574169wouldn't mind especially if they focused on the thighs
>>563574258I got another idea. A teacher uniform for Eugen. Gymnastics uniform for Eugen would also be great.Gymnastics used to compete with soccer for the most popular sport in Germany.
>>563572089Back in those days, there were still some useful blues, like Portland or Casablanca, and plenty of useful purples, like pre-retro Unicorn, Helena, Juneau, and Jintsuu, but the SSRs were fun to get.Also, we kept wondering why Cygnet and Yamashiro kept getting skins. Retros were given to some random ass blues and grays. Early L2Ds were kinda bullshit.We all thought the Burger Big 7s were dead because of some of the oldest of old artist drama in this game. We also wondered if Roon would ever get a skin thanks to other artist drama. Jokes about Niimi not getting an oath skin or any other skins were rampant (Z404), right up until they gave her an oath skin and a shitload of other skins. There were also jokes about Essex never getting a skin, and Amagi was propelled to the top of the 2019 EN poll largely because people wanted an oath skin for her, even though she was popular in her own right regardless.We were all familiar with the phrases OWARI DA! and DOKO MITERU NO? KOCCHI DAI YO!Formidable dominated the art scene of the game in the wake of her release like basically none before her and none since, though Brem and Taihou were close. I think we went like 40 consecutive threads with a Formidable OP at one point, or it was something crazy like that.
>>563574420Bilo is such a nice bote, its a shame how looked over she is, but I am thankful manjuu gave her a bunch of skin, that being said I also wonder how much time she spend each day on her hair routine
Where's Ayame and Momiji?
>>563574563I can see either skin, I do wonder how much they would handle a gymnastic skin for Eugen, beyond the obvious leg split
>>563574169>>563574425Valkyrie uniform Eugen is another good idea. She needs a wing helmet.
these threads a lot better when people actually talk about botes over the standard autism thats been happening
>>563574847And some outfit referencing german fairy tales. Maybe as a witch or as Snow White or someone else.
>>563574847Valkyrie idea is kino>>563574575Juneau is a blue. FAKE POST! FAKE AND GAY POST!!!!!
>>563575072Or maybe as a hunter or a Prinz (prince) but the other anon wouldn't like it because of the crossdressing.
Sex with a scorpion?
Big Eugen
>>563575175>>563574278time's up faggot, thought about your pathetic life, 50 yo divorced tranny with daddy issues? I actually will search for some more posts of yours, before you got groomed by the pussyfree general (fucking hell lmao, I can't write this out without laughing) into becoming a pedo, I bet it'll be fun>"Someone sounds repressed. Cmon, you don't feel aaaanything when you look at her?"really? like really dawg =DDD? by this? omg
>>563575128what happens if I touch it
>>563575541Pfg can be fun it has some really cute needy faggy boys in it. If you want a fun rabbit hole go find pag or epi. ;)
>>563575541You spend your free time searching for /trash/ posts?
>>563575175>>563574278>WhiteKnight !!VuHbu7XFZva>>Cunny!>is for hug and protecc not fuggfrom this to wanting to rape a 4 yo child and posting cp? damnat 50? (45 at the time?) wow
>>563575654
>>563575072wonder how they would handle an Eugen halloween skin after the tempsta dnd side story
Nagacute's sweet lips are the most kissable thing in the universe
>>563576480this but Hoods lips
>>563575175>>563574278>WhiteKnight !!VuHbu7XFZva>>has a lot of his deleted loli and shota art.>>we're not pedophiles really I promisedamn, used to associate shota/loli with pedophilia, now xe's evading a cp ban and wants to rape 4 yos
Strong Eugen!
>>563576679the things I would give be manhandled by a tall bote who is my wife
>>563576826Yes
>>563576480>>563576537Which lips?
>>563576480this but NJ's anus
>>563576480This but Noshiro's lips, both pairs.
>>563574278>>563575808>>563575665>WhiteKnight !!VuHbu7XFZva>I think a lot of them fetishize fucking little boys because>>1. They are gay, and all gays are pedophiles.........and theres more...
>>563576961yes
>>563574278>>563575808>>563575665>>563577265>WhiteKnight !!VuHbu7XFZva>>2. They desperately want to be feminine so they imagine boys being feminized at an early age so they can live through them vicariously>They are hungry for underage boypussy and desperately wish they had been put on HRT before they developed hairy blocky bodies....
>>563576480this but skks lips, both sets
>>563575808>>563577368>>563577265same person as this btw:>I looked at HRT but apparently it sterilizes you and I want more kids, so fuck that. Besides hrt after puberty is probably a waste of time anyway. Not going under for facial reconstruction and adams apple shaving and all that gay shit. Turns out you can just be a fag and that works fine.>My dream scenario is brokeback mountain but with a nigger. Both of us married with kids, just pounding each others prostates to paste on annual gay sex campouts.oh my god...holy fuck...what the fuck...
>>563575375imagine sliding down her esophagus
>>563577568crawling into her womb would be better
Tell me what you love about Eugen?
>>563577568>>563577648
>>563578427as stated before, her going from a tease as a way to cope to slowly becoming an affectionate sweet heard as you got to know her was very nice, that and I like her default design, its very sexy that suits her teasing while also sticking with the theme IB had back then without going over board
So we have a trashfag in this thread, and a guy who browses /trash/ "for research purposes" and obsesses over the former like a jilted ex-wife.There are no good guys here, only different varieties of shit.
>>563578672Her bikini is a banger as the kids would say
>>563579702groomed...by the pussyfree general...from>They are gay, and all gays are pedophilesto a gay pedoyou cannot make this shit upcompletely absolutely buck broken by xis divorce, holy fucking shityou cannot be a real human are u a glowie
>I wish /alg/ would be free of Shitler.
>(dogeza)https://x.com/LockX13/status/2043858668412887159
Botes owe me sex.
>>563506402https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR5vrL8L_xQ
Thoughts?
>>563556353>>563556353>>563556353>>563556353
>>563556353>>563538672Kill yourself and stop spamming
>>563583451sexo
chibi ass
big fat butt
>>563583574Make me fag.
I kicked Gorizia out of my bed so that I could help Argus break curfew.
I touched Helena's ahoge and it was fine. I don't even feel
>>563583574There's multiple lovers of Bois here.
https://x.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2043886965943066914>Frolicking in the Tide>Hehe, hey there. You'll get swept away over there... I love your little house! ...Oh, Commander? Yeah, I'm just playing with my little friends in the sea. This rock is the perfect hiding spot, so nobody can see us. It's really relaxing. Yip yip!
Sister Sara's chibi ass...
>>563584706>I don't even feelMe neither anon, me neither.
https://x.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2043856766031532540>One Divine Afternoon>What's the matter? You look like you're spacing out... Huh? You think I'm charming? You always know just what to say. If that's how you feel, then... why don't you come and keep me company?
>WhAt bOtE Is tHaT?kek shut the hell up
>>563585017Literally a perfect phenotype
>>563571516
>>563580705Weird Essexpostinh but ok
>>563542761That's not a twig. That's a tree, silly.
>page 9
Wife.
>>563588049burgers like me are asleep.
>>563588195damn, shota SKK is so lucky...
(You) now remember this bote.
Essex stop eating the wires
>"I'm certainly happy you complimented my swimsuit, but I'm still a little shy... Let's talk about the specifics when it's just the two of us..."
>"Huh? Your tail's showing?... But this is a secret base; nobody outside can see this place. And nobody will care here... *sobs*"
>>563588445
>"Commander, how about a drink...?" That's probably the situation right now. Heh, well then, a little drink before work... what do you say? "
>"Um, Commander... here, is there any kind of... dream machine with lots of robotic arms that you can lie on and get a massage from head to toe... or something like that?"
>>563588445You can't prove it
>upload failedBut I want to essexpost...
https://x.com/azurlane_staff/status/2044000209114411055>Shandy: Bewitching Special Drink >"Welcome... oh, did I startle you? Hehe, how about it?"
>>563592478>essexxesposting in the big 27
>>563592523
>>563592523I don't know who she is but I'm putting my cock in her.
KnightSAVANT, wake up from your slumber and save the thread
>>563592965She's [Shandy/spoiler]
>>563592523Damn, I want to have sex...
>>563593675Here she is.
It's time to discuss the greatest CV ever made
>>563593675>>563593964retard
>>563593964smartsex
>>563594582
>>563591453Her and Bogatyr together would be dangerous
>>563594667How does it feel to put it inside a bote from behind?
>>563595354thanks for saving the thread
https://x.com/azurlane_staff/status/2044022870943142271>Ibuki: Traces of Summer Romance>"Master, good work today. The sunlight feels so nice, doesn't it... How about we gaze at the tides that ebb and flow together... or take a stroll around the area?"
>>563592478>tfw no ASCII Essex
>>563595697
>>563595645:)
>>563595697>>563595764So it turns out that Zelda drew this, then where is Mayag?
>>>/a/287455449
>>563595994sheik dick
>>563595697>motionFucking manjuggers why not l2d++++ extra deluxe coom edition???
/alg/ eternally btfo'd
>>563597551The moment DALking ascended from chadness to godhood
https://x.com/roqI1MpRGQ78807/status/2043888575528480845
>>563582347my wives and also each other's wives
>>563598551coolga
https://x.com/Shin_66_99/status/2043875929429311662
>>563529050I shaved my whole body and bought sexy fishnets like hers.I'm skinny so I'm allowed to trap it out.
>>563598850Prove it
https://x.com/takemi708/status/2044009017723302195
https://x.com/lowlow808/status/2043792052551594104
buy your Shipfu a swimsuit cause summer is just around the corner and that means DIVEGRASS!!VGL 26 is likely to take place at around June and our girls did VERY GOOD last League placing 4th and setting the newest best ever result for the team again!!>what is Divegrass?its an AI v AI simulated footy game on PES where a bunch of /vg/ Generals compete and have a >fun time https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vg/_Leaguewanna see (You)r shipfu kick some balls and score goals? drop a (You) or some words of "luck" for our girls and the team!
https://x.com/eruuu140/status/2043952483601711166
>sexy ponytail>long sexy legsunzen is perfect
>sexy twintails>huge boobsTaihou is perfect.
>>563599323The BEST Goalie there ever was. Hope to see her more again.
https://x.com/lillililli_c/status/2044003059030995043
>>563599323Aim for 1st Place this time
>brown goddess Missouri who calls me "Sugar" never ever
https://x.com/lillililli_c/status/2044002825055924340
>>563600597stop being this salty
>>563600403Half a year to go before we get more pirate adventures.
>>563599323>we lost to /akg/ in the last matchthe brother war will continue until we triumph
https://x.com/ISB52765277/status/2043992606787678612
https://x.com/saajiyuuni/status/2043963224765411550
>>563599323deploying Fop for the winds of victory
>>563602413
I live in the middle of nowhere on unpronounceable street, on the first floor. There's only one floor. My name is Essex. Im 84 years old. I believe in taking care of myself in a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my hands aren't shaking, I'll take 360 milligrams of extended release amphetamine while doing my daily jelq session. I can do a thousand now. After I start to feel heart palpitations, I go to the vitamin closet for multivitamins. I take two gummy dinosaurs, then a gummy fruit pastel and a single magic bean, then I chug down 2 gram paracetamol to slow the approaching migraine while i prepare the rest of my routine. I always use a painkiller with little or no risk of stomach ulceration, because stomach ulcers are incredibly painful and make you die. Then two tabs of zinc, then omega-3 followed by a final mega dose of vitamin d3. There's an idea of a Essex. Some kind of abstraction but there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I could hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours ,and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
https://x.com/uduharu/status/2043918571575931091
BD2 collab. BELIEVE.
I love my aunt so much
Guys, consider the size of Shinano in Bisoku 2.I think her tits doubled in size.She is going to be an even bigger fox.
I downloaded all the Bisoku 2 character art and converted it to jpegs from the webp originals. For those interested, here is the zip file with them all. Apparently, Catbox's main server isn't taking uploads right now, so I put it on Litterbox for 3 days.https://litter.catbox.moe/acqe99.zipAlso, a full size version of pic related:https://litter.catbox.moe/fsbuio.jpg
>>563605115>webpI still have no idea why this exists. It's so fucking obnoxious to have to use extensions like "save as JPG" when right clicking an image.That aside, thanks.Niimi looking gropable as always.
Who do you unwrap first, SKK?
>>563604435fat fox funbags
E!
>>563605253Before unwrapping, I’ll set out to solve the case of Hakuhou’s missing breast mass.
>>563605253>Formi was one of the bustier botes in early AL>Looks like a chestlet now compared to the newer titcowsSKK needs to do a better job architecting her. She's clearly not fat enough
Azur Lane's big 3: Taihou, Bremerton, Baltimore
>>563604435Kashino isn't the only Sakura dairy cow.
>>563606010One of these is not like the others
>>563606010>BaltimoreI doubt she's higher on the merch totem poll than any of the foxes.
>>563599323My wife will carry the team yet again, won't she?
https://x.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2044083259525472500>Dignified Swimsuit Training>"When the honourable and dignified set out to achieve greatness, they must never be ashamed of exposing themselves"... I prepared this swimsuit for special training, and yet... Just putting it on requires... a great deal of courage.
>>563599323Same roster as last VGL or will any news botes be added?
>>563606928GIMME
Taihou hasn't gotten any 3d dorm content in a while, do they not want me to spend gems or something?
>>563607610Taihou is overrated, get some unique taste.
>>563605115>>563604435She's approaching fatgirl dimensions, I don't like it. The big floofy clothes are also another fatgirl thing they use to try and hide being blobs. Zara has the absolute peak bodytype out of the entire lineup, but pretty much all of them are fuckable. Shinano is still plappable but her mammaries are probably all floppy and saggy, and that's just not my thing. I'm really surprised (and a little disappointed) by how compact NJ is. It suits her energy and character but I've been spoiled by fanart and ass focus official content into thinking she'd be a tall fat ass goofy pawg. Then it's revealed in 3dorm she's a shortstack. Then it's revealed in RQ she has a small ass, and here canonized that her overall dimensions are basically just slightly older starter. Hits me right in the dick like a stray soccerball. >>563605246This, curse whoever invented that dumb shit
>>563606959Why do I hear rap music?
>>563607610It's manjew, of course they don't
>>563606959Seriously? This isn't even the biggest ass in AL. Why are some retards having a meltdown again?
>>563606959my mouth
>>563607898no, I will continue to obsess over Taihou at every opportunity
>>563591453Robot hands are for rookies, give her lewder ideas
>>563609274Sluttification of women under duress makes people uncomfortable.
>>563608585Take your meds
>>563594707
do the dog
>>563609997lame, grow up.
Which botes would be horsepilled? Which would be dogpilled? Hood and Scylla are easy. Who else?
>"How about it? I think this wild look works pretty well, right? This has revealed a new charm! That's it, please take some beautiful photos of me"
>"When I sit next to the commander and look up at the fireworks, I get a feeling that's different from just saying 'Wow, it's beautiful,' it's indescribable... Is that also an effect of the fireworks?"
>"A person of dignity and nobility who wishes to achieve great things must not be ashamed to show themselves—" This swimsuit is something I specially prepared for this endurance training... Just putting it on requires a lot of courage...
>>563611949My stinky pear wife
>>563612676Prison pocket for the phone
>>563612676Sybau you shake yo' booty fo' niggas!!!
>>563611590why?
>>563613045>looks at argus ass>meds
>>563611949Torricelli should've been a higher rarity. These thighs are UR-Tier on their own.
>>563613656You only like her, because she has big breasts and fat thighs. You are like a horny teenager.
>>563599323CAM ON INGERLAND SCORE SOME FACKING GOALS MORE
32 people have 3k+ score, I haven't even gotten a single match yet.How does this mode even work?
>>563599323I like seeing bnuy play :3
>>563616845>Bani with SKK's decapitated head
>>563615548Try to enter right before and after the daily resets, that way you'll meet people that do the same as you, I also queued into the same 3 other players like 20 times kek, just make sure you NEVER end last, that shit tanks your score a ton
I'd rather an EugenAlso holy shit they're making a new AL server.
>>563605253Stupid bird.
>>563617226unfortunate, but might try it.
>>563617469Yes, this kind of death is acceptable to me.
If Taihou is a Peacock, then what is Hakuhou supposed to be?
>>563617917An albino peacock.
>>563617624>mfw this title might end up being rarer than Kizuna or Nep skins
How do you feel about slave ships canonically having had niggers inside them?
>>563617917Taihous a phoenix
This collab gave me azur lane fatigue.
>>563621278it hasn't even started yet bro
>>563621582I have negative hype about it though.
>>563620679Put the trip back on
>>563621873Yeah, it's at best mid. Reminds me of that gay event with the schizo girl that gave us some random catgirl thing with ugly hands and feet. I kinda hate collabs because my completionist sperg side wants to collect them all but I have no true interest in them.
Argus's anus to my mouth so that I can swallow her farts
>>563622398What franchise do you want our dead game to collab withInb4 taimanin
>>563622924It's hard to say, there's a bunch of options like marvel or league but those are too big for a company like manjuu. They could probably get away with some pirate game collab, or something like a fire emblem spinoff. I think I'd be happy with something like a dungeon meshi collab too. Or maybe GuP? Tanks vs botes rivalry could be a fun dynamic.
https://x.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2044173856135643158>Commander, today I'm in a bunny swimsuit, see? You don't see how it's a bunny swimsuit...? Come closer and get a better look, then. Heheheh.
>>563606928I have Lacrosse Intolerant
Friendly reminder to molest and rape all your botes, they are all dumb slutty sluts who deserve it.
Smash
FUCK Anti Loli Lane.That's all.
>>563629186There are hardly any true lolis in AL.
>>563604435Actually too large
>>563629362Even the non-true lolis don't get lewd anymore, so yeah. Of course the true lolis get humiliating joke-tier shit like that fat stomach at best. The outright censorship like Ryuujou's swimsuit or recent U-37 for example?The rotten cherry on fucking top.
Is it just me or is 4chan slow today? Slow captcha and posting on my end.
>>563629475Cut her some slack, she had a chan and had to give milk.
>>563629613I don't mind huge booba but it's to the point it's actually off model.
>>563604435>>563629475Also not surprising, the anime adaptation is double Anti Loli, given the whole modern anime industry is anti lolicon itself.Even Bisoku 1st season removed Mutsu fanservice while ramped up every bigger girls'.
>>563629769Can't be offmodel when it's official.
>>563629886We literally see Shimacunny running around in her maid skin. I agree that ALL is generally real now, but Bisoku is hebecoded.>>563629971This is the best skin over the last several years now, isn't it? Anchorage stays winning. But Shinano in this is about double of any of her skins.
Reminder that Cleopatra is dumb as a brick.
Knight, where did your tsundere fan go?
>>563630569>Bisoku is hebecodedFirst off fuck off with that expression. Shima has no loli appeal, that outfit definitely won't show service angles or shot, and we can see Bisoku is just as anti lolicon via the Mutsu's obvious fanservice cut out (also no small girl fanservice aside from maybe Laffey) while we get borderline porn of the big tit women as always.Anime industry itself doesn't do lolicon fanservice to begin with.
>>563629475Actually too gay
Her game
>>563630930>Mutsu fanserviceWhy would you want pedo fanservice?>>563631054Fotm, nobody cares
>>563631054>small girl>humiliated by no fanservice already>in Anti Loli game to begin with>"her game"Did your parents drop you on your head, or are you just Loli Hater-kun trolling?
You're just Essex I used to know
>>563631054lolihaha my beloved.
>>563630930>Shima has no loli appealIn what fucking world?>>563630957Nah I just would prefer if they weren't constantly trying to encroach on Kashino territory. Shinano has always been roughly head size or just under. NJ is basically my ideal size, but I can appreciate huge to flat.
>>563631390Every world. But you gotta be an actual lolicon to understand that, not expecting someone in Anti Loli game thread to know, so don't worry.
>>563630795Probably got clapped by jannies. Fuck I wish he had a big dick so instead of shitting up threads I could slobber on it all day. But YOU JUST KNOW from his energy that it's micro. What a fucking cuck. Hnnnhhh god, he should just lock up and lick as I serve better men. Fuck. The only thing that makes me hotter than big _____ cocks is pathetic _____ boys simping and serving. Botes need to crowd on on the orgy and wave palm leaves and lick nipples and serve grapes.
>>563632143Fuck you for making me laugh hard enough at midnight to wake up my neighbors
>>563631565Yeah. Shimakaze is like a flat chestlet 13 yo when lolicons want a 8-10 yo. Some todcon lolicons want some truly depraved shit, but most are in that golden preteen range. People generally consider 16ish physically mature, 18ish legally mature, and some nerds say brain development ends around 25. But in the USA you can vote and do porn before you can buy a beer at 18 vs 21 - LMAO. But if you look at most aoc laws across the world its 16+ because that's when menstruation + mammaries etc matches so it generally indicates (physically) the rounded out "woman". Of course, girls bleed at like 10-12 or earlier in some cases, but only total spergs ACTUALLY think "old enough to bleed old enough to breed". Through most of human history there's been a general consensus that adults should fuck with a bit older teen or two teens male and female could be in an arranged situation and figure it out as nature and hormones dictated.Tldr AL doesn't much serve the predatory lolicon, or really pander to the loli wife fantasy lolicon either. Occasionally you'll get some wardrobe malfunction teasing like Hardin but it's rare.
>>563632627Please stop writing essays, my neighbors will call the cops on me
>>563632929@____@ ok
>>563632627You know Azur Lane _used to_ have pretty lewd lolis, even for loading screen art?Clearly visible pussy lips in our face? That's why it's called Anti Loli Lane, since they did a 180° with lolis.
Hugs...
>>563633706I can't say about that specifically as a late AL enjoyer. What I can say is that its obvious the difference between Bache and now, and I don't expect we'll ever get a comparatively slutty mesugaki in current year. I'm not really fiending for loli on my end but I can see the friction point. It would be better if they would just make a range of lolis who spread cunny or open throat like "hnnn commander, I hope I'm not too little for you, ahhhhhh yes just like that, stick it in~ I'll be a good girl, I can taaaa~ke iiiiiiiit~ *slursh slursh slursh* *gluk gluk gluk*
>>563634051>kids making these sounds and saying those things
>>563624007>>563624941snu snu
>>563631157She won.Cope.
>>563635734
Why is Argus like this?
Argus topped 20k likes on Twitter.
>>563635542I have zero interest in real childlike characters who are going to cry and be like "ahhh commander I don't know what's going on, please stop it hurrrrts" that shit is fucking cringe. I prefer lolis and hebes who are like "heh is that it SKK? Only 16 inches into the back of my womb uwu, you better slamfuck it full of jizz harder if you don't want me to call the MPs hehehehe"
>>563595640Bend over so I can find out
>>563637341But you'll get them as well starting 23rd?
>>563636947That's Argus?I thought it was another DOA slut
>>563637628Literally no one cares about ARG-ASS.
I don't care about DOA, so I couldn't care less about what girls we did or didn't get. I'm gonna pass on another bunch of dock cloggers unless one of them ends up being meta. I think it's kind of silly how uptight some of y'all are getting about who did and didn't make it in.The bote skins are nice though. Glad Ibuki and NC finally got their swimsuits after all this time. The Argus swinsuit looks good too.
>>563637893Eh, it's basically like if they announced a Metroid collab but instead of a hot zero suit Samus we got some rando federation girl and her normie tier bikini on the side. Peak cringe.
>>563636947she's ready for some anal sex, I hope it have good interactions because I want to buy it
which bote screams yamete as she leglocks skk and doesn't let him go until he unloads everything inside her?
>>563631952would aunt like it if I worshipped her legs?
Ozornoy!
>>563639697>>563639697>>563639697>>563639697
be! bel!
>>563636319>she wonWhat? Some pity vote?Because definitely haven't won anything as she is humiliated and shamed by being denied fanservice in a game selling on that. If she won any popularity shit, it's because of some memes, given the kind of fandom the game has (not lolicons, to say the least).
