Previous: >>563493583>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Nishino Flower (3*), Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Daiwa Scarlet (Power), SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT), SR Sweep Tosho (Wit)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Lucky Lilac (3*), SSR Aston Machan, SR Hishi AmazonNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
Digitan LOVE
golden shower!
is this thing on
I want to have sex
Remember no Curren posting
yankomanko
im listening
>>563510581Here>>563414338
>>563510835I'm so glad this is broken so I don't have to hear her disgusting voice
>>563510938Fuck you
The only way this thread could get gayer is if anons had sex.
>>563511001What the fuck was up with that thread anyways? That sort of gay ERP only happens on /v/ April Fools
I forgot
>>563511172I told you /v/ma was here
>>563510614I want to help make this Anon's dream a reality.
nishino flower finally cleared my sprint A missionthe SSR ticket gave me super creek which allowed me to MLB her from 3LBthank you nishino flower
>>563511203Another doomed thread
>>563511172>>563418431
I still don't get why anons found my fingers weird
kingu love
>>563511443have you tried posting your feet instead?
Burn all gays in a fire
>>563511443Don't be too hard on yourself, Anon. With the picture of Hand-Anons perfect, feminine hands going around, all of us would look bad next to him.
>>563511172The spamming schizo revealed his true self instead of shitposting. He's enjoying all topics about ERP and dicks
>Been posting bwo joke for months to annoy people>People are just flat out being gay nowI did this.
>>563511497Yes actually>>563511527That does make sense...
>>563510835i'll see if i still have the mp3 for this but i did a big purge recently so i might not
>tallyingWHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S ALREADY MONDAY
>>563511548neicha
>>563511650IT WAS YOUR FAULT
I'm more disgusted by the Anons eating their toe nails than by the Teio fag eating his own cum.
sex
Stop being so gay.
>>563509650Crazy. 125 lurkers in this thread and that's just the faggots. There must be at least 140 anons here.
>>563511730BWO IM SORRYATLEAST THE 2 GIRLS THAT LURK ARE ENJOYING THE HOMOSEX
>>563511527Yes we're all hand mogged. He even had a cute little handpussy, like wtf
>>563511527>>563511892please link it. please link it. please link it.
I hate you all
>>563511852Chiyo needs more porn
>>563511786The what and THE WHAT
>>563511965Rice wouldn't say that
sex.
>>563511885there are no girls here
>cute little handpussyThis is something I would post
mejiro FARDAN hehe
b-b-bros???? I didn't know we had to complete a career for the rewards. Are we getting more events in the future? I refused doing this event because MANT runs suck absolute ass
>>563511658Cute boy
How good is the Sweep wit SSR? Comes out later this year, never see anyone talk about it or recommend it in pull plans even though it gives a crazy gold accel for end closers, seems consistent at least for sprint/mile
>>563512104gwochacho...
you can't just fucking say "cute little handpussy' and not expect me to get worked up.
sex.2
Cool Cafe
>>563512104You could of earned the rewards in 1 if you got really lucky. Or 1 and a half.
>>563512104retard
>>563511852I would do anything for you, Nonny, but you have to agree to being my boyfriend and give me a kiss on the lips first.
We're ALL mlbing CB wit right
>>563512210Hell no
>>563512125It is a very good End Closer cardBut it is still an End Closer cardNot many people are planning to play end closers exclusively
>>563511172>>563511650If you're blaming something it's better to blame MANT because it's a solved scenario without any "flexibility". Posts like these are always bound to happen on times of draught or when there's nothing to discussOf course. Anons can always come up with something better game-related to do if they want or have any idea. Like a tournament, or a room lobby with a random racetrack and where all aces are handicapped to only training with certain cards or welfare cards except the borrow card. You can also make a Teio Sho with only Teio and entirely welfare cards since Teiobwos hates buhis so much.
It's like 13 minutes till reset can you guys stop it?!
>>563511942Never I don't have it saved sorry
>>563512104don't worry, you were only going to get an air shakur from the ticket anyway
>>563512210nah I'm hoarding for Tachy/Hello
>>563510835ok here u go
>>563512278i prefer having at least an hour, but yeah i can finish in 13.
>>563512125AWOOOOOOOGA SWEEP SAN LOOKS LIKE THIS???
>>563512295Everyone should get Air Shakur. Air Shakur is cute.
sex.3
>>563512402No
>>563510835>>563512359video is smaller so might as well just sub in the mp3 on the original
>>563512275It's easier to be gay
>>563512402what if you spanked her right on the butt
>>563512007My girlfriend said you guys are faggots and that im also a faggot for posting here. So I guess im at home.>>563512402>sex was so good it had 3 sequelsI see they lost their budget after the 2nd movie because the 3rd one is AI generated.
>>563512278No. Luv, luv.Can't wait to get absolutely nothing on my daily pull though.
Hey anons.What are some must have End/Late cards?
>>563512523cb wit for ends when it comes out (soon)
sex.4>>563512475ai> handslop
>>563512523wit nature and the upcoming Mr. CB
>>563512523CB Wit
>>563512402
>>563512125Comes out 1 month before Ramonu wit (must pull for literally everyone) and ends are fine with straightaway spurt a lot of the time (or encoraching shadow once Taishin wit releases).Stat output also isnt great
>>563512210no, end closers are cringe
>>563512523Ends and Lates have very different target cardsDoing both isnt feasible
>no one even mentiions ayabe SSRwas daring strike just a meme after all
I headcanon that the underside of an uma musume’s tail is as embarrassing and intimate as showing off their vagina.
>>563512359Blessed
Super Creek?
>>563512638look at what skill cb wit gives retard
sex.5
>>563511989The toe nail thing happened earlier today. The cum eating round table stretched over multiple threads and resurges every so often. I think it all started in this thread >>558238080
>>563512648np bwo
>>563512125it is ass and not much better than CB despite coming out considerably afterif you are an end close main just save for taishin wit
sometimes i pull on it so hard, i rip the skin
Who needs to be the first character with 3 alts?
>>563512583>kitasans stat output isnt great, easy skip
You guys need to have sex. Just go to a female prison and ask to sleep with the inmates
>>563512781>Anons can put their feet in their mouthBut they keep posting anyway.
/uma/ would filter hunderds of uma images but leave gayfags running free
Fuji is the only uma ITT that I've noticed never gets art posted
>>563512781I was there when the whole faggotry incident happened yesterday and already missed a different event... what the fuck is wrong with /uma/
i need to have sex specifically with kingu
Is digitan the move for a late surger in this cm
sex.7 - the reboot (new studio)
>125 posts>sex has been mentioned 14 times alreadystop the horny
>>563512951What do you want me to do?
>>563512917Can you not? I'm pretty big and can get at least the big toe in
What will the next event be after hands and dicks, or is this the endgame
>>563513096Uuuuuuooooooohhhhhh pony :sob:
>>563513096...
>>563513024every time i've seen a digitan in rooms she was fucking terrifying so probably yes
>>563513002thats planed for sex.8
>>563513107I am not putting my foot in my mouth. I know where its been. In your ass.
You guys are fucking gay.
>>563513204holy fuck
Good morning friends!!!
filly sex
>>563513120feet soon
It's a new day! gentisex
>>563513257Finally, a good post>>563513291another good post
>>563513096It was to be expected with the sexual predator coming out.I genuinely didn't know she was an actual elementary school kid. What kind of sick shit are Seiun Sky and Taiki into...
>>563513096i want to make her a preteen motherin sex.9
>>563513194A YouTuber I watched was glazing super stan
>>563513204neds more pubes
>>563512104haha look at this loser... instead I got to LB1 my super useful zenno rob roy speed
>>563513351Ticketzo is built like THAT?
>>563512889yeah Sweep had the highest specialty priority of any wit card in jp until Forever Young just recently. it can't be that bad(even though you'll see "75" on gametora and other places, it's actually 89 due to how specialty priority from bonus effect is calculated. rather than being a flat +20 or +40 to the base priority, it's a multiplier. also why kitasan's actual priority is 116 rather than 100)
>gay erp hours>aislopyeah no good night
Humans are not strong enough to resist Umamusume.
STOP THE COUNT
sex.10
>>563513589what did she mean by this
>>563513561>good nightIt's 11 am though
will you be rolling for her
another week of ez retention
>>563513589why are mares like this
semen = retained
Sorry to interrupt the nishino posting bros, what should i use my SSR voucher on? More Kitasan or something else?
>jp dog complaining> in globalyeah never come back seapagsex.11!
>>563513664That sounds so nice.I want to go back to sleep instead of working.
>>563513671>1 stareveryone will get her eventually
>>563513747Air Shakur!
>>563513747It's alrighet, sweetums. *chu*Go for Kitasan. *nuzzles you*
What was the class 6's cut-off?
>>563513747you are bricked broat least get your kita fullsex.12
i-is this even enough
>>563513883750k
>>563513024I never got her and I feel like shit about it. How does the Halloween alt compare? Is she stronger?
A gift for you gay anons
sexseven
>>563514057>>563514075kek
>>563514134I want to rape Helios so bad
Yosh! Ikuyo~
>>563514103Gave me a chuckle, I save all the cursed dahby posts, good times
>>563514209Congrats on your brat
>>563514186>>563514134i want to plap her petit butt and cum deeeeeeep inside
>>563514103me on the right
stupid sexy helios.
This is an important aspect of the game but I've never seen anyone touch on it: how do you value monies vs SP ratio, and what sources of each are worth it? Is the monies or SP daily a better ratio, do you buy the SP in the 3 daily monies shops, ect. Surely there's an objectively correct choice on these.
>>563514091Hell of if I know I don’t play Jp I paid for the selector because she’s my oshi
>>563514341I have too much of both so I don't care
>>563514341SP is more valuable
>>563514314imagine my dick in her anus
when are we getting skill filters? MANT is like the perfect scenario to implement it
>>563514314zoomer butt is very nice
>>563512402At least put some effort with your sloppa. Here's a freshly generated one
>>563512402>>563514514Where's her dick?
>>563512614I'm mainly just trying to build a deck for my wife who has A in both, so either would work, hence why the /. I already have a decent idea for race type cards I'm just bad at searching through them all to find good ones.
Always speed
>>563514341SP is the bottleneckuntil it's notcompletely worthless after that
>>563514341SP are much more valuable than monies. Doing ~3 runs/day gets you plenty of $$, and once you build a large enough stockpile you can spend however. I like to stay above 5M monies and 1M SP. Leveling SSRs is expensive. I do not buy SP in the daily shop, I just 100% events and play 3-5 careers per day
bro
>>563514341i have a billion trillion of each so idc
>>563514610this is why they got rid of SP in JP btw
>>563514341you need money for a bunch of shit and you need SP for exactly one thing. maybe if you pulled on every single card banner you would need to do daily races for more. either that or you're new and you need to level up a bunch of shit at once.
>>563514594Ignore the expired banners, but this is my Late PlanEnds have stuff like CB Wit, HishiAma Power and so on, I would need to look againStructuring your plan to replace a card in each slot every 6-8 months is a good way to plan ahead
>first hit of the weekI'm sure this'll hold for another week
This multi-select gotta be new right...? I've been doing it each one like a tard
>>563514983It has been around for months
>>563514983No, you're a retard.
>>563514983
>>563514929no way they make us wait 2 fucking years to play old content rigfht
>>563514983no?
>>563513747I'll buy you a big carrot pack if you post your
What's sex with Matikanetannhauser like
6 stars when?
>>563515043>reddit tahcyon
>>563514583in your mom's ass
>>563515076mambo
>>563514983haha nice one bro it would be really funny if someeone had no idea the multi-select was right there for months
>>563515054Could be longer, if they decelerate again
>>563514946It's possible but probably not, each week the number of people learning MANT is growing and the people not adapting aren't in 6. It'll settle in a few weeks, but it's gonna settle in the 800ks.
>>563515076funny expressions
>>563514929Well I'll be damned. Thanks anon, that's super useful. I appreciate it.
STOP RIGHT THERE, TRAINER!You have been visited byOFFICERS BAKUSHIN O AND WINDY OF THE LOCAL UMA POLICE DIVISIONNo arrest warranted but if only you say something nice about them on their birthday
>3 clocks on HJFur homefield advantage????
563515286You're a faggot.
>731k retention alreadySafe for another week.
>>563515250Fuck off back to /umaJP/, you make the exact same 0 effort absolutely trash posts in both threads and they are a detriment to both, but at least in JP it's only people that recognize the character you're a porn addict to.
creek or daiwa?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0wefFU5GqZE
>>563515275If you want to make your own, the tool I used is https://umacaratcalculator.com/
How does my guts deck look
>>563515405why are you responding to yourself
>get the first chain event of 10 different cards that aren't even in my deck>not a single chain event for my cards finishesIs this game for real?
>>563514341Always money, bwo.>>563515435Bwoth.
>[CHAIR CLATTERING]
>>563515435daiwa wouldn't waste precious seed like this
>>563515435fang gives it away
>>563515435Creek.
We are still umadachis, right?
more like umanakadashis amirite
>>563515594In 5 minutes.
>>563514583Stop being gayhttps://litter.catbox.moe/v2w08yt5upieqb2p.png
>>563515594No, not after I found out you were gay
>>563515286Cute forehead class prez and the cutest/funniest uma with the best pranks windy
>>563515594yes, now that i know you're gay.
>>563515594back off, gaylord
Maya's trainer-chan was a woman all along???
uhhhhhcan someoke get kicked on the 16th
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9eUDKcvCxIuma for this feel?
You can't even insult people for being faggots anymore, they just accept it and not be offended. It sucks
>>563515784Based, thank you.
>>563515881Yeah
>>563515874yeame
>>563515881You need to be in the club for 15 days to get rewards. April has 30 days so the deadline is joining on the 15th.
>>563515286White Wedding dress sexBlack Wedding dress sex
>>563515924On the upside you can call them a Trumptard or a MAGAtard and it's the worst thing you can call them
>>563515874Common yurichad W
>>563515784Mine is bigger
>>563515332He thought her unique does something
So much AI slop holy fuck
>>563515924insulting as tranny worked until 90% 4shit turned transnow its just stating the truth
>>563515924That's what happens when you don't gatekeep and let your strategy pet raising sim game general get infested with genuine faggots that don't play the game and just jerk off to the characters, even the ones not actually in the version of the game the thread is for.
>>563516080Not really fond of the grotesque futas
>>563515967/v/roon...
>turned a horse into an elementary schoolgirl and monetized ithow does based japan keep getting away with it
>>563516126>>563516136karl marx spoke of this
>>563513096i prefer the sex thing over whatever devoid of any personality npc-tier posting they have in /vm/a
>>563516116kissing DotoPinching her nipplesHaving her piss on me
>>563516226
>>563516261This is not /a/ you stupid nigger
>>563516226Why not piss on her?
>>563512104 (the raped)
>>563516261This isn't /a/ or /umaJP/, it's /uma/ on /vg/. This is a thread for Uma Musume game doscussion. Fuck off literal tranny faggot.
When are we getting another ssr selector? 2nd anni?
>>563515076mambo mamboomorashi mambo
>>563515076Cute noises, lots of affection and nosebleeds every single time.
>>563516350Because I want her to piss on me? If I wanted to piss on an uma, it'd be Dober or Mcqueen. You could never understand my pure heart.>>563516296
What's sex with Sakura Chiyono O like?
>>563515881Yeah if you're egregiously flatlining or MIA completely I will kick you after the 15th
>>563516631Yeah when you're genuinely a porn addict that can't go 5 minutes without touching yourself, and can't even play a video game without jerking off at the same time, then normal people must seem like NPCs.
>>563514929Could you elaborate on the marvelous + biko banner choice?
>>563516692faggy
>>563516692chiyoyes rape
>>563515109My mom had sex with Urara?? Holy based.
>semen retention slowly climbing to 800kno way this shit is taken so seriously, just grind for cm for fucks sake
11 PM in indoensia btw
>>563516782Biko is one of the best speed cards for a long time. Better than Kitasan when you actually want Biko's specialized skills. Kitasan just gets shilled for being more generalist aka f2p friendly to get.
>>563516841no one asked about your shithole, indodog
>>563516832max wit plus a bunch of skill hints for each distance is very strong sugoi desu ne
>Anti-JP schizo vs AIfag
>>563515967Post your hand
i can finally jerk off to McQueen...
>>563516935>whoever wins, we lose
>>563516809Fuck off back to /h/ you actual brain rotted porn addict that derails and shits up any thread you touch because you actually can't engage in a single thing without porn being in the way.
>>563516870But that's biko power ssr. Not speed...
>>563516954Have you considered that she never spooked you because you never jerked off to her?
Umamusume sexSex with every single umaOh yeah
>>563516434>game discussion>zero game related posts...look at this shop tho
uh oh npc melty
What would it be like to make out with your trainee? She'd be inexperienced and nervous, and both of you would feel the stigmata from the forbiddent student x teacher relationship.
>THE STRONGEST MILER>Legend Race is SprintFuck I threw my Oguri (sprint E) at it, was wondering how I lost lol
>>563516935it's the same anon
>>563516062
>>563517060Just skip artemis if you have a good trainingit doesnt contribute to any epithet anyway
>>563517036Oh, nevermind I don't want to pull that banner.
Unending filly lust.
>>563517045>jerked off to her swimsuit alt>jerked off to her anime alti've been going about this wrong.
>>563516832My team casually gets like 800k on 2 losses after swapping them for failed CM aces
>>563517060no, look at my items
>>563517082>inexperienced and nervousi'd be too...
>>563517013I enjoy the porn posting more than your puritan bible shilling.Go fuck off with your moralfaggotry
I'm stepping down as danchou if this general does not turn normal by summer
>>563517060There are posts talking about stuff like monies/sp and TT gameplay, but it's hard to notice them between the flood of no effort AI porn spam and tranny blogposting
>>563514929>>563514594Key End banners areCB Wit, either formSweep is probably optional, but worth looking atHishiAma PowerDuramente Speed is probably optionalTaishin WitSiL SpeedDream Journey SpeedDuramente StamDurandal WitI think, I’m not an expert on EndsOf course anni banners and human rights banners should be includedI dont know when they get Guts or Power upgrades
I kinna hate it when my uma spoils a photo finish result with her happy face
>>563517127Umm acshually it contributes to the Stakes Epithet
Daily reminder>>563083926
The fuck is going on?
>>563516782Biko is the best Power option Lates get until Kris S or Tamamo, and going without a good power card for a year+ is not easy
Did you know in Uma Moosoome
>>563517287It makes sense that the AI porn addict is too afraid of women to even type the word
>>563517194basedyour favorite horse?
>>563517479a schizo is arguing with himself
>>563517182Do you want to practice?
>One autistic retard gets doxed and kicked from his club>Post quality decreases
>>563517470?I think you were supposed to post ogurin not smart falcon
>>563517082>She'd be inexperienced and nervousNo, she wouldn't.
>>563517559no, i haven't built a parent for you yet
Guys I'm starting to referet marrying Ardan.
>>563515286I like Bakushin's energy. I like Shinko's teeth.
ugly
>>563517082analytical.
I know you're camped out in these threads, janniesdo your fucking job alreadyuma musume
>>563517706>referetYou are turning into a ferret?
>>563517610hmI wonder where he is now
>>563517610Declaring war on a shitposter known for being impossible to get rid of even through /qa/ thread after /qa/ thread is a fucking stupid idea if you want a usable thread. According to the /qa/ threads we're in for years of this now.
>>563517163by casually you mean every other run or just “eventually”?
>>563517710that corset is way too tall, but would still tongue kiss
my semen remains in my balls
Why is she looking at me like this?
>>563517534
not sure if i should roll for the child with only 26k carats and no trainee tickets left
>>563516116I decided to pick up sloppa generator again to compare just how bad the usual slops in here are. Guess the eyes and some part are still not as good with lazy sloppa but better than the spam here?
>>563517901Every other run
>>563518013>too afraid to even quote the postlmao the seethe is palpable
pretty fast, janny
>Never rolled XoguriShould I just fucking quit the game? Probably the biggest account brick I could have possibly done. I'm screwed on half the CM's for the next fucking year.Whatever. I might just delete my account. I don't care anymore.
>>563518090>slop on slop action
idk about you guys but i like the guy posting tits and ass more than the daily gay ERP
i want fuck ningen
>>563518138If you're playing only for CMs whilst not being a whale I think you have bigger issues to worry about.
>>563518138you can still buy the 3* ticket
>>563518138Uhhh gwo your paid selector?
I could rape a Dotoposter and no one would know.
>>563518138you can still buhi for XOguri
>>563518138She's only insane in this and the 2200m hanshin, she's gonna be just decent in 2400m tokyo and meh in mile
aanyways why doesn't that slopturd just go and post all over his sworn mortal enemies instead
>>563518241Sure but you're a brown third worlder that loves to eat that slop like a good piggy
we're about to ningenpyoi and you umas can't do a thing about it
more like mightiest jobber, amirite
>>563518294No way.
>>563518319Pretty sure their sworn mortal enemy changed for obvious reasons
>>563518294Chiyo wouldn't say this
>>563517483>>563516782Oh, and if you’re worried about Bikos unique, asides from her own chain, Light Hello and Neicha also give Maximum energy
>>563518551my daring gf tact
What different phrases would a Super Creek plush doll say when squeezed?
behold!SOVL
>>563518106how the fuck? i need like 50 runs to get such figures because there’s always 2-3 runners who get shoved into 6th despite having good stats
>>563518294Does Chiyo actually have sleeper tits?
7 and I stop gaying up the thread for 48 hours.6 and I will seduce an Anon.Anything else and I fap to Dick-Anon and call it a day.
>>563518505@VF is such a gigachad
>>563518265I don't play "only for CM's" but I like to win>>563518271>>563518289I'm not spending real money on a gacha game>>563518312I heard she's good til evolved skills for a lot of CM's
Honestly I'm enjoying MANT too much, worried about when it's done that the game will go back to no thought bubble popping sim
>>563517710Shame she's stuck in anime-only limbo I'd oshi her so fast
cute uohkka
>>563517610>>563517610Not to defend the guy who spammed in-game screenshots on the JP thread but there's actually a somewhat proof in the archive that he's not the scat spammer. Although it's quite suspicious that they both name their filenames manually, the scat spammer actually was an S+ shitter who lost his Pisces cup (3rd place) meanwhile the kicked member is an SS with Platinum Pisce cup.Or they're both alts.
>>5635186907 and I whale for Nishino flower Anything else and I go eat breakfast
>>563518690What is the actual purpose behind shitposts like thisDaily reset is fresh, go play the game this thread is for
>>563518138>>563518710>I don't play "only for CM's" but I like to winLooks like you didn't like winning hard enough given that you're quitting LMAO
>>563518614Fuji shouldn't be there
>>563518374i'll take slop over people literally posting their dicks and cum tributes
>>563518710then perish
>>563518710It's just 20 bucks bwo, I'm sure you've already spent a good amount of hours in this game to justify that right?
Finally done with this shit.
>>563518767What's suspicious about manual filenames? I only have a small folder but I manually name my stuff because it looks nice and is a nice spot to fit an extra punchline or description for the image
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>563519006I guess it's the way some of their filenames are keymashed? As if almost identical sometimes. But their Pisces cup titles are confirmed
>>563518690Enjoy!
>>563518767There's something unironically hilarious about people calling it spamming to post like 6 screenshots of the game the thread is for over an hour. This thread gets 6 AI porn images or 6 screeching posts about JP anons within 10 minutes when the wrong autists are triggered
>mayano and nishino streamersHuh??
No MaruzenskyWe will not have umapyoi tonight because of this
>>563519191Most /vg/ generals get like one or two posts an hour
>>563518964No, honestly. And its $33.15 CAD after taxes and digital goods taxes.>>563518939I probably will. I just usually oshi run anyways.
>>563519191>over an hourIt's for over 6 hours so there's an intent at the least
>>563518871I get the feeling that a lot of people here don't even play the game or have watched the anime.
uuuuuuu uma pyoi uma pyoi
It'll be over soon...
>>563519309how are they gonna play the game if they constantly shitpost here
>BWEEEEEEEEEEH KODOMO JA NAI *moods down*
I miss the tazuna sweaty butt poster
>>563519215Soon~
The umas (You) put so much effort into training, compete for a mini statue of an old fat naked man. How does that make you feel?
>>563519215Mayano!!!!!! That brat!!!!
Teio can use nimble navigator?
>>563519361I don't care about the TP, but why do they have to reduce career rewards?
>>563519361thank godthe botters have gone on for too long
>>563514983I think this is the 3rd transfer event with it?
>>563519406>manDo your research anon, that thing is not a human
>>563519430It's good everyone except for front runners
>>563519406I get to keep the dildo trophySucks to be them
>>563519401I took him down like I said I would, he was a great rival
1. torening2. sekusing
>>563519395The one instance where sex is unironically integral for your trainee's growth
>>563519115I mean if there's actual confirmation that's the end of it, I'm just saying giving your files basic names seems pretty normal. Maybe I'm just too old, I'm used to PC images being rarer and you couldn't just AI generate thousands of slops that would take more effort to name than download.
>>563519430everyone can use nimbleeven front
>>563519361Now I am at one run per day so it's not a problem.
>people scream for months that Xoguri will be extrenely meta>she's meta and CM sweat skippers now have regretsIt's a special kind of retardation
>>563519430The pic
>>563517612which sloptuber site is this again
aghhhh that could've been mile or even medium
>>563519493If there are a gorillion front runners in the room like in CM12 it's worth putting on your fronts if you have leftover points
>>563519227What happens when you deny Umapyoi anyway? Isn't it a concert song?
>>563519616No clue,I just use it because I can see what the downsides are of me skipping X racehttps://uma.guide/agenda-planner/
>>563519304that makes it sound less like spam though, it's like 1 post an hour on topic, and that's spam?
>>563519647Your trainee will pout and some might throw a tantrum
>>563518607iiko iikoyoshi yoshiamayaka shitaiara ara
>>563519591You will see this again in 6 months when everyone with a brain has full decks of SSRs and “casuals” are still stuck using their launch SRs
>>563519493Fronts can proc it on each other if there are 3 or more position swapping for the lead
>>563519626>>563519765Sure but if you don't hit angling you're probably dead to xOguri
>>563519647you will be raped
>>563519450It was a temporary buff, nothing is being reduced.
LMFAO
uh ohI haven't done them yet lmao
>roll nishino>1 spd>1 guts>1 guts>2 guts>1 guts
>>563519828That seems like an overreaction.
I'm sorry
>>563510830gold city golden shower
For X.Oguri assuming i have U=ma2, hyrated and 777 already. Is stamina to spare better it is the same as corner recovery i should just get the one that is cheaper?
>>563519854How the hell...
>>563519808Nimble has the same accel rate as Angling and if you're close enough to the lead to proc it you're getting the same benefit. Plus you can proc angling after nimble nav if you can ovetake the lead with speed carry over.
>>563519854>med b long cAre you running races every turn?
>>563520029Tacuteon
>>563512863special week one of her alts is a welfare we cant have that
>>563520065stamina to spare has a position requirementcorner recovery does not if you are in a front heavy room stamina to spare will not proc and you will eat shit
>>563519546Basic filenames are normal. It's just the keymashed one. Could also just be a coincidence, too, but, yeah. There was an actual confirmation in the archives, and in Fukuanon's title.The scat spammer went on a melty over losing Pisces cup (3rd) while using Summer Maruzensky. While Fukuanon is using a "Pisces Platinum" as his title. >>563519694It wasn't just 1 per hour. I'm not saying he shouldn't post there, but that there was an intent made. Fukuanon being kicked is still his fault in the end. iirc their Danchou didn't even want to kick him but just called him to stop whatever he was doing, but he didn't, which resulted with the kick.
Braaaap
>>563520106????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????BrotherA&Sphase>=2&corner!=0&order==1Nimbleinfront_near_lane_time>=1s&is_lastspurt==1&hp_per>=1%You're making up impossible scenarios
why the hell did i just find an image of Doto wearing a bikini colored like the irish flag
Do I take this skill for CM or not? Is it even worth anything?
>>563520484Irish horse
>>563520339Nice asspull faggot. And I say you are the scat poster false fagging. And you live in indonesia
>>563520484what? post it
Do you think Umaustralia has ostrich races too?
>>563520484>>563520615i thought this was some race/flag fetish shit but nope. intentional. artist colored it like that.>>563520594ah
>>563520339>It's just the keymashed one.I feel like I'm misunderstanding this, weren't all the fuku posts with normal filenames? or is it a different poster entirely that we're talking about
>>563520539it's a mid-race velocity skillwhat's the problem here
>>563520539why wouldnt you
>>563520650No need, the musume part of umamusume already accounts for dumb birds
>>563520539It's ok? if you have nothing else to takeit's like 1l in best case scenario
>>563520539its killer troons for lates
>>563520430it's 0.2/3s, actually better than angling
>>563520664There were some that looked like mash (since they didn't make sense) but his files are properly named, yeah.
>>563520539high chances you will outrun the DEBOOFERS and fail to proc your position accelsif the xogurisloplobbies are representative (they're not)
>>563520775AAAAAAAAAAAAAH here's your (YOU)the discussion here is IF you have it on a front runnerand the other front runner proced angling you've already lost
Am I an umamusume or a torena?
>>563520430>not having enough stamina to enter last spurt mode almost immediatelyActual skill issue
>>563520712>>563520714>>563520746>>563520759>>563520793Okay, should I pick it if I have these then? I have not enough SP to take it as well, so I should throw away something.
>>563520339>just called him to stop whatever he was doing, but he didn'tDo we actually know that? I never saw them doxxed twice. I'd bet cash money that the little bitch that went out of the way to dox them and tattletale across no less than 3 threads also went out of the way to fake a couple more posts to get them kicked.
>>563520430is_lastspurt doesn't mean last spurt retardgwo, you're probaly using an outdated Gaslightator
>>563521074>goof>double circle
I DON'T NEED SNOWY DAYS YOU GUNDAM WANZER KNIGHTMARE FRAME BITCH I DON'T NEED SNOWY DAYS YOU GUNDAM WANZER KNIGHTMARE FRAME BITCH I DON'T NEED SNOWY DAYS YOU GUNDAM WANZER KNIGHTMARE FRAME BITCH
>>563520990it's not a replacement for rod but it's a decent backup win condition
>>563521134His post after getting kicked was a confirmation enough that it was him that continued it after getting called out. It was also the danchou himself who apparently saw him in the act, and kicked him after.
>>563521370I did see a post after getting kicked but it didn't say anything about actually doing it, just that the club wasn't that bad so it's a shame it didn't work out or something
>>563520990You are retarded, if you are in range to proc nimble navigator vs A&S, theres a good chance you actually overtake because nimble navigator lasts longer. Plus if you have skills like barcarole/homestretch haste, or if you have medium S and they don't, or things like right-handed/firm course menace then you can absolutely win.
You are not inmune to JS umanko
>>563521221I used both kachi and alpha Unless they're both ass and you have the secret saucelightor I will respectfully decline the bait
>>563521504biko is ugly af
>>563521317you already get every other one of her skill hints from rival races anyway though. she's purely a taking the lead card.
Anons, I've just done 3 full Xoguri runs with a total of ZERO speed weights and about 80 billion stamina and guts weights. What the fuck is going on? Is the RNG affected by your lowest stats or something?
>>563521317Acknowledged. Dispensing +6 Wit and +5 SP.
>>563521370>His post after getting kicked was a confirmation enoughwhat post after getting kicked out? was it actually something that couldn't be faked? A screenshot in game?>It was also the danchou himself who apparently saw him in the actI actually have no clue what this means, was the issue not just JP thread posts talking about global
>>563521483Sure man, if your front runner catches up to spot 1 after they procced their accel perfectly you will winbut at that point I can only imagine how bad the other front runner has to beso please close your mouth and breath through your nose
12* medium btwdouble circle btwon a run with fast learner, dd + pp and all chains finishedwhen will the suffering end
>>563521786just press the quit button we have 1 day left of fun
entirety of URA and Unity cup pretty much no problem maintaining class 6 but this is the 2nd time i've been demoted
>>563521562So why is this >>563521053 different from yours? Seems to me like you fucked up
>>563521074well in a perfect world you'd getpumpmoving pastno stopping meprofessoron your leftand after that if you have points over either dominator or firm course menace
ONLY 3 MORE MONTHS OF TRACKBLAZER LEFT
Post the neicha bumping into you gif
>>563521730>He thinks in terms of how bad the opponent is, not in terms of how strong his uma ismindset of the raped
>>563521909>sweepy and flower
>>563521852I cant take those yes. Or I took them. I can cancel out Goof(but idk why, seems good no?), Homestretch, 1500000cc, med corners and late surger savvy, take that gold skill as well and try to fit everything in, but also I am not sure that midskill really useful
>>563521848you just need to remake more of your TT team. half of my team is still unity and i'm at a comfortable spot.
>>563521990your scenario isnt any better falco
>>563521850If you think I will believe the gaslight general even for 1 moment when you can literally tamper with the resultsYou might be retarded
If Nishino is so great, why'd she never get an alt?
>>563522025
IT'S SENIOR YEAR OCTOBER AND I HAVEN'T. HAD. A. SINGLE. SPEED. WEIGHT. FUCK. OFF. FUCK. OFF. FUCK. OFF. FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
>>563521481I mean he could have reasoned that it wasn't him instead of the post he made merely accepting it.It wasn't also the first time Rebricked kicked a member only to accept them later once given an excuse so they're open about these things.>>563521678>Best of luck to you, I only was there a week but it was a fine club. I hop them too often to really be mad.While it wasn't any confirmation either, he could have reasoned since their danchou initially decided to let it go.>It was also the danchou himself who apparently saw him in the actdanchou just said >I said if I see it again I'll kick him and I just saw it. again I want to reiterate that none of you bandwagoning faggots had any influence on the decision tho, it was completely my own
>>563522097my TT ranking is almost SS rank
>>563521730You say that as if you can't get wit position checked just before the late race or that the front next to you isn't procing a bunch of midrace right before the accel zone
>>563522123Nyooo
>Spending time with Super Creek in the hot springsImagine...
>>563522089>cant can take those*
>>563522120????
>>563522179you need umas with tons of skills, not cheated SS umas with guts build
>>563522179how much of your team was made in mant?
>>563522113FAKE NEWS
Poor Seiun, I ruined this boy's gardening project.
>>563522089goof has very hard conditions to meet phase>=2&corner!=0&order>=3&change_order_onetime<0and its only for 1 accel as opposed to all the other skills that either activate at really good timings (pump and beyond) for 0.2 accelor are 0.4 accel (no stopping me and on your left)mid skills are lobby dependent in the end you just want to be at position 6 how you get there is for you to gamble/figure out
>>563522120It is a mystery
>>563521317Monetizing. Running ADs.
>>563522120But she did...
mr cygameswhy did you make a wedding alt for a literal child character?
how do I write a yuri fic if I'm not a girl? do I interview women and ask them?
>>563522025Post it aaaaaaaa
>>563521562RETARD
>>563522386childs can be mothers too
we upgraded her design
>>563522386common dream for little girls to be a bride when they grow up
>>563521317>He needs front runner corner/straights lv1 or early lead lv1Have you tried making parents? Who am I kidding, of course you didn't.
Make sure to keep your hands moisturized and lotioned up
>>563522386we have a child ballroom alt too
Got Nishino first 10 rolls yipeee
>>563522386next you will ask for birthday suit urara + flower?
>>563522205she looks like fucking picrel here
>>563522451>those stockingsholy fuck. im not a cunnyposter but whoever drew this knew what they were doing.
>>563522386To avoid giving them swimsuits
>>563521317>WANZERSpeaking of which I got the FM3 remake and good news, they removed all the slop from those initial pre-release images.
>>563522348Won't I be able to overtake someone during late race here? It's pretty long corner for that time.
>>563520430>You're making up impossible scenariosretard>>563520106>Nimble has the same accel rate as Angling and if you're close enough to the lead to proc it you're getting the same benefit.this part is true>Plus you can proc angling after nimble nav if you can ovetake the lead with speed carry over.good luck with that
Uma Musume is a lot more enjoyable once you stop using all these tools to optimize skill activations and stats
i put 2 gold accels into my deck and then yolo the rest
>>563513803but you need multiple copies to unlock her 勝負服
>>563522147>I mean he could have reasoned that it wasn't himhe was already kicked, and this is 4chan. you are a fucking idiot if you think posting "wtf it wasn't me bro" is going to get any response other than mocking.>and I just saw itI just take it that danchou is stupid enough to take any anonymous post they see that fits the pattern as proof. There was already a dozen different "theories" about how the shit poster and game image poster and ntr poster were all 1 person. looking at the JP thread from that day myself, there was no 2nd dox and it sounds like Rebricked Danchou can't fathom that announcing "if I see any mean anonymous posts I'll kick a club member" will result in more bad posts from other people waiting with popcorn to see the drama. If anything the goodbye post being so utterly devoid of drama makes it sound like it's not the case.
Loli has defeated the hag.
>>563522734Eh >''ve seen enough mile CM races where 2 fronts are side by side and the one on the outside gets raped after procing angling bexause the front on the inner rail barely gets enough space to immediarely proc angling too
>>563518767>the schizo is a 3rd place S+ shitterWhy am I not surprised. Kinda feel bad accusing Fukuanon he's the same as the schizo tho
Alright, I caved and rolled Nishino Flower like WitGOD demanded I do because he said if you aren't going to whale this game then she is Seiun-level important, and got her with 4 10-rolls. How do I use her?
last day to complete Curren missionsget to it
>>563522883taabo without her shoubufuku is really weird
>>563522920>Kinda feel bad accusing Fukuanonhe got kicked because people were rushing to pitchforks with stupid assumptions, no Fuku anon is a bad person
>revert revert revertnice bot sweeptards
>>563522883not a problem
>>563522972Whore
>>563522927onahole
>>563522434>>563522734YOU FUCKING MONGRELSTHE WHOLE DISCUSSION IS THAT YOU CANT NSM INTO ANGLINGat least follow the chain if you want to butt in
>>563522776Because at that point you learned that knowledge and no longer need these tools, right?
>>563522927You sit on her until the next mile CM and then use her as a breeding sow for her ult
>>563522927she's for Sprint/Mile racelike Taikialso high affinity with Taikishe's Taiki's parent
curren chang
>>563522927meta parent for sprint/mile pacers. That's pretty much it, but at the same time it's practically a free win.
>>563522687You could, but you don't have a guarantee its at a good moment and on top of that it's for 0.1 accel and 0.05 velocity which makes it a weak inherit in general
>>563523043sorry gwo i ran out of tokens
>>563522286none are guts build and have easily 10+ skills>>563522289majority of them, I have like 2-3 left that need redoingno way that catapults me to suddenly do 800k+ to comfy maintain every week
Cygames will make Maya's 3rd alt the strongest pace chaser in the game after they made her 2nd alt the strongest front runner
>>563522608Anon, did F15 Valencina traumatize you that bad?
>>563523079with nsm you definitely can steal rod in late race. with nimble, less so, but possible in some situations.
>>563523275Maya will be End!
she is truly the most goated racer
>>563523079You're a retard if you go into the late race side by side with another front you can absolutely proc nimble into angling if you hit the lead for even a fraction of a second
>>563523079>THE WHOLE DISCUSSION IS THAT YOU CANT NSM INTO ANGLINGretardhttps://litter.catbox.moe/gp6pkl.mp4https://litter.catbox.moe/xn7qtc.mp4
>>563523275dibs on summer maya
>>563523521Taabo should have more porn
>>563523417guh...
>>563523417delete this
This is my plan for my future team trial setup. It'll also inform my CM aces.As you can see I'm missing some slots. Any recommendations? I'm thinking Maya Front for Long. Maybe Maruzensky Front for Mile. Any alts worth swapping in?
>there are anons in this very thread using Nishino unique for this CM
>>563521504biko is cute af
t...thank you
>>563523417>both of them piggy backing angling and NSM on each otherThis is fucked up
Alright, bros, can you help me out? What card should I uncap? Been thinking of Nice but was told that she becomes obsolete soon.
>finishes career with these leftovers>31 races>S+How do I optimize?
>>563523742finemo
I LOVE UMAMUSUME SO MUCH!!!!!!
>>563523417destroyed
I'm not a pedophile. Do I still roll for Nishino Flower?
My penis is leaking
>>563523297i don't even know how to beat f15 since i'm not invested enough into multistatus ugly bullshit teams and wasting literal days to clear all those shitty achievementsmd infinity and post c6 starlight rework were a mistake
>>563523324Why would you want that?
mambo
>>563523636nyes
>>563523927
>>563523636Does she work for this CM?
>>563523417hey friend, I seem to notice something interesting hereIn current CM late race starts at 667m (why triple 7 is so good on oguri)In your cute video im noticing we are NSMing at 1km
>>563517082>inexperienced and nervous, and both of you would feel the stigmata from the forbiddent student x teacher relationshipあぅあぅ
>>563523253and how many of those skills actually proc / are gold
>>563524063chevachi so :D
>>563523664>/vm/a crossposts
>>563524045mambo captured
Yeppers please. I only brought you for NSM please give me NSM
>>563522123GLORY EEEEYES
Esoteric Keiba predictions
>>563524121It do be like that's a 4 month old video posted in response to someone claiming that you "CANT NSM INTO ANGLING", mister Trainer.
>>563524121forgot image
>>563524290Contrail when?
>>563524284Noppers
>>563524178that's attention whores that don't play the game for you
>>563524234>flatliners after danchou measures their NET gains
>NTR chain 2 in Junior year>it is now Senior year and she has fucked off to outer spaceIs the last fucking chain suppose to be rare? This is the 3rd fucking time she has agemasen'd me.
Is this good? Should I go back to try and get more stats somehow? Borrowed NTR and my own 0LB yeppers and 0LB Natie...
>>563524360When Daring Tact releases
WHAT THE FUCK??????? WHAT IS THIS FUCKING BITCH DOING IN JUNIOR LATE AUGUST??????? FUCK THIS RETARDED GAME
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAMSON BIG YOU ABSOLUTE NON UMA
which d*ck would you rather run?
>>563524319My bad, I figured the context of the questions was for CURRENT CM and not is something possible on random track
There are limbabs in this thread, right NOW
>>563524439I've had runs where they will do their random events over the 3rd chain ones and I get fucked at the last minute
>>563524502
>>563524457needs more wit
>>563524523why use yaeno?
>>563524013The easiest way to beat F15 is to just solo the entire MD with all starlight passives active. You may need to get lucky with early hidden bosses or you'll start struggling in F13+. If you get atleast 50+ ADV then you'll break even or get a little more starlight than you've spent, assuming you never search for packs or use starlight in craftingUmamusume
>>563524502run her as front
>>563524567FUCK OFF!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE NSM AND I DONT EVEN HAVE 300 POWER
>>563524661kwab!
>>563524542we're in gacha hell and i'm about to pick up another two
>>563524612because she is not built for med and she has zero mid race skillsthought the hints might be usefullate surger btw
>>563524497>Liberty Island
>>563524717the nekopara one is going to be garbage
>>563524402Didn't you get the memo? As long as you're a good poster you can flatline now.
>>563524567And then they sexed
>>563524641Isn’t Niigata Junior Stakes the race where fronts get raped?
>>563524718Tachyon gives you like 2 midrace skils gwocho...
>>563524774nyooo...
>>563524523Right deck is probably the move. FM + NN should be enough for 1100+ if you're using wit training to rest/break chains
i have no idea how the scenario will play, but can a scenario with a song so cute be bad?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4IWA9syq0o
>>563524119She's a must have for every pace chasers
>>563524840me
>>563524872BUHIIIIIIII
>>563525013that’s actually a very accessible deck if you’re not retarded
A young uma stands in her lab. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2026, is this young uma's birthday. Though it was nineteen years ago she was given life, it is only today she will be given a name!What will the name of this young uma be?
>>563525013>BUHIIIIIIIIYes?
>>563525056>not whale to mlb a card that will only be useful for 2 more monthsBUHIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
please i need 1lb yeppers for that wit bonus at least so pls spook me yeppers0lb yeppers is FUCKING DOG SHIT
post really COOL race musichttps://youtu.be/Y1KofECuYEc
>>563525012trve, i put up a bot and take a nap after coming back home
a true f2p player would never MLB a single SSR card
>>563523627Fine, ignore me. I hate you forever, /uma/.
I love getting raped which uma is for me
>>563524290>Special Week double crown winnerSeiun Sky doesn't even care that Spe stole her title
>>563525106Casandra
>>563525250all of them rape their trainers eventually
>>563525181the cool thing about yeppers is that she's dogshit from 0lb to MLB
>>563525013BWO U MISSED A MORE BUHI DECK LITERALLY RIGHT ABOVE HOW CAN YOU MISS THAT? YOU GOTTA BE FAIR!
>>563525240>thinking so far ahead about umas he doesn't have, probably won't get, and doesn't even know if he'll still play the game or like themI hate you too. Fuck off
>>563525240Not enough informationWe know nothing about your card plans and thus cannot advise you on what umas you should or should not pull
>>563525056lol
>>563525240Bitch I don't know half of your umas
>>563523813have you tried burning amulets for mediocre trainings between races and then using a vita?
>>563525250
>>563525181She sucks at MLB too from my birrowed runs
>>563525250Nishino Flower
>>563525351nani kore
Why the fuck can't you proc card events the last 3 turns anyway
Quick look at it and the /vm/ thread looks so boring...
Is there something in the code that makes the chances of Oguri resting only 30 energy higher than the other options?
>>563525314ummm uhhh eeehhh i like uuuhhh her +30 initial wit and at least her wit recovery is not 3 uuhhhh
>>563515073Dont have one (yet) lil brat is not comming home
>>563523627>>563525240I'm sorry gwo but I don't even think about team trials. Its not hard to get into class 6 if you just update umas to the current scenario but even then I just bounce in class 5 cause I dont feel like updating my teams right away. You probably want to show what uma you have though.
massive dotos
>>563525351what is this git pull you did supposed to be telling me
>>563525181Don't worry they will never print a good NSM cardunless some1 is going to tell me that actually stamina week or power mayano are good
>>563525341>>563525368You guys don't plan ahead and make a schedule of what you want/need to roll?>>563525346>>563525527I mean outside of welfares, whatever I get rolling for cards that feature any of the umas I'm planning on getting. Not really looking for builds just thematic/practical auxiliaries to add in. Like Maya for long or Maruzensky for mile. Need two more for Dirt.
>>563523627Long KitasanMile S.MaruDirt Falco and Oguri and make your Digitan End
>>563525698mmm borgor
>>563525106Ah, the memories
>>563525181I hate to say this but yeppers wit is dogshit even when mlb'd. Its only saving grace is the last part of the events where she gives nsm.
>>563525687I mean i planned ahead till the end of Trackblazerbut Im pretty sure your umas are either during grand live or even beyond that
>special edition: classic triple crown>senior year late maris etsuko retarded
>>563523813Race (x1-5) then vita20+wit or charmtrain. It's fine to race at zero energy. Only raise energy properly for summer and maybe one or two other training sequence opportunities with megaphone, usually start of year or just after summer.It's pretty soulless after you get the idea.Make a schedule with just the G1s. The minor epithets aren't worth thinking about. OP races are fine to take if the shop is good.
>>563525687I still have no idea what you’re planning to doLike, rolling for cards based on the character that’s featured on them?
>>563525584nothing. i feel like its faster tho
if yeppers is dogshit but nsm is god then why am i not seeing any mayano
>>563525940jarvis post THAT webm
I wonder if I should bother remaking xOguri now that daiwa power is out for golden head-on
Cute and funni thread
>>563525940ugly tax
>>563525687I planned my rolls and I'd rather borrow fuku because only whales would get a card with an expiration date
nsm is too broken gwos thats why they had to balance yeppers wit...we can only MLB her to lessen the brick...
> Everyone hyped on yeppers for NSM> I just do Nimble Navigator and call it a daySkills are cool but I need my stats
>>563525989
>>563525889Bro, its a team trials setup. It has members missing. I don't care about builds and meta because I only plan on rolling for cards that feature umas I like.There's a theme going, what umas would fit the team?
>>563525948based and SI pilled
>>563526084hmmmm mayhaps i should run ryan pwr...>bwo just get hints from finemononexistant
>>563525940YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
>>563526157This is somehow worse than umarolling.
>>563526084>cant cap with yeppersbut besides that I personally like the Increase Lane Movement Speed (0.025)which is 5 times nimble nav and you just see your uma teleport sideways
>>563526084You will lose to an 800 wit Xogger that got a lucky NSM proc 2 weeks from now and make an angry post about it on /uma/
>>563526084Yeppers decks are for whales only
KYAAAAAA
>>563526270now
>>563526084Anon S+ xmas oguri rapes ug and ss+. Nsm on xoguri is retardedly broken.
>>563526270Is this allowed
>>563526260>kita+finemo+marvey mlb + lb0 yeppers + mlb sr nishino or flex 10rb + neicha or fuku or ntr is whale territoryShould've listened to the guys who told you to save for kita and finemo
>>563526270me on the right
Did we heal from the gay
>>563526348>soul vore
>>563526084The wit output isnt even that bad
HOW CAN I NOT HIT A SINGLE 3* SPARK ON NISHITNO IN 10 RUNS WTF
>>563526260Marv power + kita + windy + agnes witborrow a 10 RB cardhave 50 rb and yeppersnice try broakie
>>563526394midnight in indonesia so you get 8 hours of peace unless some twink from eastern europe steps up and shits up the thread in the meanwhile
We've had enough time since MANT came out. What's your team trials team looking like?
>>563526348
>>563526394The browns and Europeans went to sleep yeah
>>563526247Still not what I asked.
>>563526220bro you're MANT parents?
>>563526375Cunny turned this thread straight>>563526348mfw
>>563526374>kita>fine>ntr/fuku/natieYup, whale territory
Can blood even flow with those?
If I could easily make SS aces in Unity I'd unironically just stick to it >easy NSM>easy It's On>riko sex>Burning Spirit PWR/GUTS for max accel
>>5635264908pm in eu>went to sleepnice projection mongrel
>>563526270me on the left
>>563526452yeppers has 5% RB so don't even need a shit card like marvelous pwr to pad out RB
>>563526515Shan’t help you brick yourselfUmareader exists for a reason
>>563526394the JP fags just came so we get a short break from their spam. they'll erp again in an hour or two.
>>563526270me on the right (i have a very big penis)
Who is the Roxas of Umamusume?
>>563526568It's on is kinda bad tho
>>563526394Feels like you're asking for gay
>>563526545that last one is the borrow slot retard, if you still don't have 2 mlb gacha SSR then there is no helping you
>>563526568Just use Yeppers
>>563526702Nobody because this game makes sense and isn't gay
hmI guess janny and snitchfag are on cooldown
>>563526702The only interesting and well-developed character in a series where most characters are one-note?Your favorite uma, of course
What's the /uma/rdict on this card?
2020 was 6 years ago
>>563526624wtf ive been forcing myself to play with power nishino because I failed the witcheckJust double checked it's in her FUCKING SPECIAL so it's not mentioned on the card itselffuck cygays
>>563526447what the fuck are you talking about? i get like 1 3* blue in 30ish runs on average, with 3 stats above 1100 consistently (and the others above 600)
I just started my first full career run with Nishino after downloading and pulling her first tryAre races scripted? Can I lose races Im supposed to win and lose ones I should'nt? It feels like the game wants me really hard to lose or win at certain intervals
>>563526848Strong, seriru was right
>>563526702How about Rice
>>563526848Good if you have it at 3LB or MLB, otherwise not worth taking up a slot. Power cards didn't really get saved until 2025 in JP
>>563523253are you repeating running positions?try not doing that because only 1 horse can get the position bonus
>>563526848The true prize of the rerun banner. Then 2.0 drops in a year in a half.
>>563526860it will be 7 next year
>>563526757what if i have to borrow yeppers
>>563526907nothing is scripted. Urara is a short dirt races horse and one of her races is a long turf race you're "supposed" to lose, but there's even a special dedicated scene for if you break the fuck out of the game to make her able to win that race.
>>563527049not worth a borrow slot
>>563526848Pretty good, still not sure if its worth a slot for killer tunes as a 1lb like I have it.
>>563527049>borrowing yeppers
>>563526907Career races aren't scripted. You can win every single one you enter. If the career goal says "Run in [X Race]" it's a race you're not expected to win because your uma has naturally poor aptitude for that distance/surface. For Nishino Flower, you're not expected to win the Oaks because she has shit Medium aptitude, but it's still winnable if you use legacies with Medium pink sparks.
>>563526907there isn't a single truly scripted loss in the game. flower is intended to lose the oaks, since it's a medium distance race, and her medium aptitude is very bad. but you can raise it to A with legacy umamusume and win it easily.
Odds I roll 20Evens I skip7 I roll till I get Nishino
>>563527049if you don't have a 0lb yeppers don't even bother including her in the deck and just get nimble.
Cozy Memories of Wanko Soba
>>563527291umanko soba...
>>563527236
>>563526702>>563526786>>563526846>>563526961Can you believe Christopher Lee voiced a character in fucking Kingdom Hearts?
next thread will be way way worse
how do you guys find uma porn on twitterit's not like they tag itanyone have that dantsu flame rimjob paizuri pic
>>563527291I'll wank on her soba
>>563527426I do because he was the basedest man alive and ever since his death the world has been spiraling downwards out of control
>>563527497stop
>>563526848this card is crazy it literally gives me double the power than marv on rainbows
>>563526848Good but Killer Tunes is not Daring Strike levels of good and you can cap power with lesser power cards or reach high power with no power cards at all so yeah, there are often better options to borrow
lol imagine pressing power more than one time
>>563527478which artist?
>>563527478>how do you guys find uma porn on twitterIt just appears on my "for you" tab, and then I follow the artistYou can have this artist. He drew Seiun Sky dog fucking 2 hours ago https://x.com/asdkd123
>>563527564Marv has NO BOOSTS whatsoever
>>563527564that's because marv's training stats are basically complete shit.
they dont know about curren chan's womb asmr (mic in pussy)...
>>563526702Raisu
>>563527426For one, Disney then was not the company it is now, but regardless had crazy reach.Secondly, as much as he loves serious roles (apparently his favorite book was not the LotR trilogy but rather The Last Unicorn which is why he voices the villain in its movie in both the English and German dubs), as shown with his role in The Man With the Golden Gun, he loves cheesy campy shit too.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoemQ3uz890
I just use Flower over Marvelous because the early charming is better than anything Marv gives
>>563526848She helped me get my first UG
me when post the observation that non-welfare SSR is actually better than welfare SSR
>leaked avatar movie up >charming on junior year Rudolf >NSM obtained Oh yeah, it’s gaming time
>>563527978this is the only welfare SSR that is better than some of the paypig SSRs
>>563527531He was literally, unironically James Bond. He was Ian Fleming's cousin and worked for the SOE in WW2, and is clearly the primary inspiration for the character.
>>563527978half of the gacha SSRs in the game are complete shit, especially the launch ones.
>>563528195>non gay actor>irl spy>musician>knew tolkien>pretty much royaltyA king like no other
it's narita top rover
>>563528342>that time they were shooting the scene of Saruman getting stabbed by Wormtongue and he has to tell Peter Jackson that when you stab someone in the back, they don't scream because the knife penetrates the lungs and they've lost the ability to exhale with force
>>563524150>>563528035
Tabo…
anyone ever go back in their images and wonder how you got into umamusume?
>>563528754>>563528754>>563528754
>>563528342>pretty much royaltyNot pretty much, he's officially a legitimized descendant of Charlemagne through the Italian Carandini line
Guess imma fill up the remaining image slots
>>5635272367 and you would get her in 10 but now she's hurt and won't come before 199
>>563517384>spoils a photo finishYou mean, before the result is declared or..?
>>563522386Because Tracen Academy isn't a high school, it's heavily implied to be an upper learning facility.Translators and the west are just fucking retarded.
>>563541269yeahuma will do specific pose based on their resultmost uma have one for first place, non-first place, and really bad finishthere are some exceptions like Nature (still happy with 3rd) and Urara (happy no matter what)