>Recent NewsBlizzard & Turtle WoW have settled, official announcement today. >Released ServersTurtle WoW - https://turtlecraft.gg (Vanilla+)Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en (BBC+, Classless, Reborn Classic+, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (TBC, WOTLK, MoP)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (WoD on Legion client, Legion content coming soon)Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)Stormforge - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC, Wrath+, MoP)>Active GuildsType /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, then whisper anyone for an invite. If you search Evil, sort by "Guild" (not "Zone") to filter the list.<gulag> - Tauri, Evermoon realm, Alliance (Inactive)<Evil> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire realm, crossfaction, raids at 18:00 server time<Branded> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire realm, crossfaction, raids at 20:00 server time>BBC+https://github.com/ascensionhandynotespoi/HandyNotes_Ascension_POIhttps://bronzebeardmaps.pages.dev/>TurtleAll Turtle addons (copy & paste github links on the launcher) - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddonsMisc - https://database.turtlecraft.gg | https://talents.turtlecraft.gg | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtletimers.com>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/9C4nXnUC>Previous Thread>>563557585
Come join us in /turtleg/>>563570674>>563570674>>563570674
TURTLETRANNIES IN THE GRAVE TONIGHT
Now with Shenna and Crogge out of the picture (for a couple years) it's the perfect time to release a server. You were working in a server, right Anon?
>Check in on the turtle discord>Slow mode just upped to 5 minutes just before the supposed announcement is to be madeHERE IT COMES>>563604046EVERYBODY GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME
>no guilds on ascension yetwhererwemoving
>china betrays the european team and the lawsuit continues on even worse terms
>"our guild isn't dead QUICK MAKE THE THREAD EARLY TO ADD OUR DEAD SERVER AND DEAD GUILDS BACK TO THE OP"None of this changes the fact that Turtle Wow is not only dead, but its corpse is being robbed by the Chinese before it's even cold. See >>563594502
>>563604046>>563604235AND THE TROONS ARE GONNA LOSE THEIR MIIIIND
>>563604254We've already moved to Epoch. We don't need another FMC and sure as shit don't need another Evil so no /wpsg/ guild. If you post your character here, anons who want to will contact you.
"Bowser (Big B) Today at 07:23 PMBrothers, the servers are still up for now, don't panic too much. There will definitely be an announcement from the European side later, but the final decision still depends on the Chinese team.Actually, the EU team can't fully manage the "SEA team" (Southeast Asia). Everyone is independent of each other; the European side is mainly responsible for development."
>"but in an alternate reality blizzard partnered with shenna! turtle wow multiverse! it's just like in the mcu!!1!"This is the high level of cope you have to deal with when around turtledrones.https://www.reddit.com/r/turtlewow/comments/1sl229k/an_alternate_reality_would_you_be_happy/
>>563604509i dont rly wanna play epoch im gonna play area52
>>563604509Yes everyone moved to the 200 pop server to doubble it's active player count!And this time there wont be any WPSG guild to do things with, as xir here proclaims.Only he and his predatory gropup of HRT junkies, also no discord (that's just for the clique), see you on VRchat!
>>563604509Moved to epoch but specify the server at least, guild? chat channel?
I wish I was a fly on crogge's walls
>>563604783>Yes everyone moved to the 200 pop server to doubble it's active player count!Unironically yes. Some other anons and myself have already made the move. We did the Deadmines yesterday. You can come join us if you want. That invitation is open to anyone in this thread. You don't have to quit when Turtle Wow closes down. There's always more Wow to play with anons.
I wish I was Assumi
>>563604998Kezan. Some anons joined <Solid>. No chat channel. Use the thread to make frens.
In one week Turtle Wow has gone from 6k players at this hour to 3k. Back in January this number would have been 9k.
what class does <solid> need?
>>563604358>uprightis that the schizo paladin?
>>563605068When will we get to dungeon together...
>>563605795That’s still 2.8k more than *po**.
>>563605795actually in one day ;; tomorrow it will be 1500 and in 3 days we will be fewer than epog. It's le over!!
The second the announcement hits Pochie pop will go up by +1000 in an hour
>>563605906Felpomyst has 200 players? We're so back gummybros!
The announcement was already made.>The SEA GM confirmed again that SEA servers won’t face the issues currently affecting the EU servers. They also mentioned that new content will continue to be developed. Here are some screenshots and translations.>1. Guys, the servers are still up for now, so don’t panic. There will definitely be an announcement from the EU side later, but the final decision will depend on the Chinese team.>The EU team doesn’t really have full control over the SEA team — they operate independently. The EU side mainly handles development.>2. The one you’re talking about is the EU server (Turtle WoW, I assume). We’re not really familiar with them, but I’ve heard they’ve run into some trouble recently.>Just enjoy the game. For me as a hunter, having some grilled eel on hand is what really matters.>3. Don’t overthink it — it has nothing to do with us. These are two completely separate entities.>4. Summary of the SEA supervisor’s statements on April 13:>An announcement from the EU side is coming soon — it may very likely be about shutting down.>SEA servers will operate independently. The EU servers will be separated from SEA, and even legal actions in California won’t affect SEA.>It’s still unclear whether the EU dev team will disband or continue development behind the scenes and push new content to SEA. However, concerns about language issues were mentioned.>You can remove the part in parentheses in point 2 — that risk doesn’t exist.>Point 3 is also unfounded.>5. I’m the boss now. Big B said I’ve been doing a great job, so the Turtle server is in my hands from now on.>6. I’ve decided to lower the price of serrated arrows first — raiding is way too expensive right now.>7. From now on, I’m the one in charge. Is that clear enough?China runs Turtletown.
>>563605983You're a funny guy
>>563605795>Back in January this number would have been 9k.Ambershire did not have 9k on random tuesday back in january
>>563606219now show proof of these messages
Still no announcement makes it clear they are under some NDA. Man that Blizzard settlement payment must have been good.
One good thing about epoch it's not on a barely functional dogshit dickhead client
why is nothing happening this is boring where's the drama
>>563607127what more do you want you sick fuck
>>563607275i want some sort of announcement from turtle, regardless if it's WE'RE BACK or IT'S SO OVER the fallout will be funny
what class does epoch need?
>>563605068what's the point? dutch effectively abandoned pochie...
So I have to go to pay for Blizzard servers if I just want to level in vanilla?
I can move on just fine of twow dies but it won't be to ecuck. I'm done with 'nilla autism.Idk why it took me so long to realize but if i just wanted classic with more content i could just play wrath or TBC lol
>>563607367please play warrior and tank for me!
>>563607615stock vanilla servers exist with a couple hundred players
Yes I play priest.Yes I enjoy healing.Yes I will heal for you in dungeons, raids, pvp, random quests out in the world.No I am not gay, trans, or a sissy.
>>563607741Name one.
>>563607890ofc youre not transyoure not a paladin
>>563607890>that image>the priest diesfade..?
>>563607890Do you play as a female healer is the real litmus test
>>563608176Yes because female night elves have the best alliance casting animations and get cool racial mounts.If I play horde it's male undead priest for the same reasons.
worgen males hnghhh
>>563608341Based. Even disregarding their animations, female night elf priests are lore connoisseur's choice.
>>563608341So are you gay, trans, or sissy?
who is litmus? and whats the difference?
>>563608056I play paladin and i'm not!
>>563608030ashenwow gets a couple hundred, kronos 5 is launching soon as well
troondle announcement status?
I need You anon. Come and find me.
CoA brothers...Now that troondle is dead...*Cought*They'll release CoA?O-or at least chudhaven?
>>563609019
>>563609142>CoAdogshit vaporware, when will people stop shilling this server>chudhavennever
>>563607101no it makes it clear that there’s some infighting going on
Why does Ascension feel like a Korean MMO? On Bronzebeard at least
>>563609335it was designed to milk paypigs, even from the very start of the classless server if you didn't want to get ganked and lose your itemsyou had to pay for a shop item
>>563609335>soulless ADHD instant gratification server full of unashamed RMTgee I wonder why
>>563609269N-no...Where are us chuds supposed to go?
I can't believe I'm going to give Blizzard money for TBC since turtle is dying
redpill me on bronzebeard also is turtle dead yet?why is captcha so slow today?
Vanilla server with MoP class design when?
>>563609774>redpill me on bronzebeardvanilla world with retail game design
>>563609853Wtf was so good about MoP? They gutted talentsMoP Classic flopped for a reason
>>563610147Nta, but for me every class in mop felt very fun to play even with the gutted talents and more "everyone can do everything" design.
>>563610147classes are fun to playI could care less about chinks, pandas and endless dailies though
>>563609774very fun, try it outwhat else would you play? shitmane? deadpoch? haha, no kid. your only options here are retail and bronzebeard.
>>563609120Night Elves don't look like that though.
>>563610147mop has the most buttons of any expansion per class.Throne of thunder is the best raid ever made, siege is also good.dailies suck ass and you'd have to be chinese to like the setting.
K R O N O S VRONOSV
>>563609120needs to be younger...
>>563610489Ulduar shits all over Throne of Thunder and Siege was bad reused assets the raid
>>563610147They give you vital skills early and add some admittedly casualized QoL buffs like movement speed increase abilities. Specs feel different and fun to level up.>>563610489>Throne of thunder is the best raid ever madeThat is a funny way of spelling Karazhan.
>>563610147>They gutted talentsin reality, people only used 1-2 premade builds per role
>>563609120pubic hair or freshly shaved?
Should i even start playing on turtle?I actually wanted to be a hunter with a pet.
Where is the announcement? What the hell are they doing?
>>563610643Cant turn back time Anon.>>563611027Find me and find out.
how's stormforge wotlk? does it have active pugs at endgame?
should I level a warrior or hunter on pochie?
>>563611458It's over.t. Shenna
>>563611481willful orc breeding slave
>>563611481>Cant turn back time Anon.the entire bronze dragonflight laughs at you right now
>>563611331with how long it's taking these guys to make the annoucement, i think you've got a year before it shuts down
>>563611458took the tranny shekels and bailed to ruzzia
need an AGP sissy healslut priestess for my tank warrior on pochie to spam dungeons together
>>563611514>active pugs at endgame?I'm sure you can find a pug as long as you have all achievements with ICC25H gear, bro.
>>563611538IM PUMPING AHH IM PUMPING OH MY GOD
turtle wow?
>>563612151Can I be a nelfie warrior and still get the humie +5 to swords? I dont now how the racial knowledge thing works...
>>563612319I DON'T KNOW I DON'T CARE I'M PUMPING AHHHH WOWZERS MY GOODNESS
>>563611735War mode enalbed.>>563611773Its alright, im used to being laughed at.
>>563611538>"um, why did so many people play as helf females"I don't know dude, it's a mystery.
>play fantasy game>most pick humanlol???
>>563612423hot elf. do some actual nudes and upload em to catbox
>>563612410That's not very helpful, but it's okay I found my answer!
>>563612597Paladin being first despite alliance exclusivity is insane
>>563612597Retarded chart with clearly wrong data since it puts shaman as the least played class30 seconds in the game disprove it>who are you gonna believe, this chart or your lying eyes
>>563612597Why do so many people only play paladin?
turtle is in it's death throes and the general instantly becomes more horny and straight, nature is healing folks
>>563612597Most people want to be human in a fantasy world and have all the exotic fantasy stuff happen around them with non-human party members and NPCs and shit. It's like the MC in sci-fi always being a generic human dude even though everyone else in the setting is some weird ass alien.
fresh status
>>563613096i understand why weebs like isekai now wtf
>>563613035Shaman is horde only, horde is vastly outnumbered on this server.
>>563612597Good day to you.
Just as I thought nothing happened kekDoomers btfo
>>563613139>25/08/2025>fresh
>>563612319changes all your racials except cosmetic to another including actives
>>563611458404 Announcement Not Found
turtle wow tbc soon
should i roll a mage or warlock on epoch? i tried look at ascension for the changes but they don't advertise epoch at all, also the old epoch site is now a gold selling website.
>>563613457all the epoch devs died when blizxzard sent them a c&d so its basically in maintainence mode and they occasionally dripfeed raids as server progressesu can safely ignore it
>>563613457https://mel-talent-calc.vercel.apphttps://project-epoch-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Project_Epoch_Wiki#Class_Changes>>563613539leveling is comfy
>>563613539>when blizxzard sent them a c&dYou mean when they realized that they can't ever fix their dogshit server and bailed out?Because there wasn't any C&Ds from blizzard.
>ascension is filled with RMT p2w>epoch has 200 pop>kronos 5 is in mayI think I'm gonna try epoch
Ms Shenna, your opening statement.
no announcement?
>>563613907Mнe нyжeн aдвoкaт.
>>563613704ya that too lol
>>563613907Statement
>>563613907>"иди нaхyй хaхaхaхa!"
>>563614209now please state your name for the court
>>563614286Your honor...this is a black thing isn't it?
>>563613907>Ms
>>563613907"your honor, you thicker than a bowl of oatmeal"
>>563614486what can you say about carltonhe was carlton
>>563614587fuck shenna shenna wants to empty the servers, fill our streets with servers, and run a server-making operation out of her servers
Where do I get addons for epochWhere do I change my racialsHow come I've leveled to 10 as a dwarf, got to Ironforge, I've yet to see another living soul, is everyone just max level?
>>563614814hey shenna i just had a great ideawell what is it?a turtle wow in the garage
>200 pop is comfy! we’re like a big family!
>>563615039Search "epoch addons wiki", there's a whole list, most 3.3.5 addons work. You change racials at max level with a quest, there's an npc in every major city. And low pop server, you can /who by level range and see.
>all these servers that suck and you shouldn't useIs there a /wpsg/ approved server? Or is the only thing approved shitposting on /vg/
I'm going home.Adieu.
>>563615274turtletrannies originally began as a comfy sub 150 pop server with gm/player rp events and guild housing
>>563615039the pop of the server is like 150 ur playing a dead server anon were u not here when epoch flopped
>>563615389The servers in the op are the decent ones currently for the version of the game you want to play, I would add wow-hc for hardcore.
>>563615454i remmeber those days it was comfy but i prefer having a healthy server pop thats why im moving to ascension area52
>>563612597Most people (well, "people") are NPCs in real life. This shouldn't be a surprise.
Its over....Check the news, they got Shenna
>>563615272I feel like heaven is a cross between a turtle server and chickenawinnagish. See it's like I can have a Cease in one hand, and a Desist in the other.
>>563615792hey g can u make me a servernoOOOooo
>>563615896You swindled me!
>>563615754Holy shit it's real!https://www.foxnews.com/politics/private-server-owner-exchanged-by-Putin-for-Vadim-Krasikov-notorious-Chechen-terrorist
>>563616047my first short story and my first short story in the same roomyou read ityou read it, and you read itnow i want you to READ it
>>563616150Let me tell you boys something about retailsomething about retail
>>563616348geoffrey from an objective point of viewhudahudahuda
>>563615567could also add at least 1 cata server
there goes shennathe biggest ASS that ever livedwhat a douche
When we move to another server after turtle dies can the guild be called Fesh Pinces of Blair thanks.
Let's ask a real question about epoch and bbc+ nowDo they have thick night elf female mods
>>563616764what do you say geoffreywhy not W?
>>563616941WHATARE YOU OUT OF YOUR HORNY LITTLE ADOLESCENT MINDS
>>563616941YOU BIG EARED FREERF, YOU TAKE YOUR HORNY LITTLE ASS AND YOU FIND BOWSERAND YOU FIND BOWSERAND YOU FIND BOWSERAND YOU FIND BOWSERAND YOU FIND BOWSER
>>563617335LET THAT DAMN BOWSER OUT OF THERE OR IM GONNA SIT DOWNYO GRANDCHILDREN R GONNA NEED GRANDCHILDREN LAWYERS
>>563617081>>563617335Thick nelfie or bust!!!If you don't agree you're probably gay
>>563617524>BOWLBOWLSHENNA IS NOT A BOWL
>>563617081I know I am
>>563617803if you come near me ill spray
Aw shieeet lads pack it up ascension aint it
Bill Gates just called a press conference and he is raping Shenna right in front of the reporters on cameraHis dick is pretty big!
>bowser's last messageoh.
>>563617913Probably worried more about cheaters than gooners, the gooner patch on turtle doubles as a well known cheat for pvp
>>563617494HEY, STOP PLAYING TURTLE WOWI'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR STUPID TURTLE WOWAREN'T YOU A LITTLE O O OLD TO BE PLAYING TURTLE WOW
Ally or horde for pochie?
>>563618057>gooner patch on turtle doubles as a well known cheat for pvphow come? what does it do except making females more thick
>>563618137pochie nelfie for my nelfie...
>>563618156Wouldn't it be funny if you replaced the model for the stairs in AQ at skeram with a single cube and just walked right to c'thun because he's directly below him hahaThis isn't the specific example he's talking about I'm sure, especially since he said PvP, but you can easily do shit like this with model editing and the example I posted actually happened back in the day.
Time to leave Teldrassil behind. Im going to start queuing up for battlegrounds since i hit lvl10. Maybe ill find someone worthy to pin me down and teach me a lesson.
>>563617913Yeah, was banned from Epoch for using nameplates fix. Before Ascension, they said it was allowed and it was on Epoch wiki, got banned a few days after Epoch was moved to Ascension launcher.
^shit like this is why I'm glad Turtle is shutting down
>>563618321If everyone's rolling alliance I'll make a dwarf
>>563618338>>563618484yea that sounds gay as fuck I guess he just don't want to bother adding verified model swaps>>563618374your nelfie will NEVER look like this on pochie so time to confess your sins and come back into elunes embrace nonnie
>>563618531nyooo
>>563618374I only fuck with dark skinned night elf bitches. If you aren't blue then I'm not interested!
>>563617913Guess who is to blame for using huge ass Models to level faster?Thats right, epochfags.No more eyecandy mods or even voice replacement for the ugly ass and unfinished for nearly 10 years that was the female orc and dwarf voice>>563618484>>563618571Some der poch players were literally using huge model edits to tag and level faster, people took screens and dutch had to ban.All of those fags are your well known pserver culprits.Unfortunately, thanks to certain retards wanting a fast leveling edge, everyone lost.And the new launcher literally deletes any mpq or folder that isn't the stock folder outside addons
>>563618685dark skin + white hair is the original patrician choice shout out to all my fellow xXxdrizztxXx fans out there
>>563618828Who fucking cares if people abuse it, just manually ban them. Turtle has no problem found that.
I'm trying ascension bronzebeard in case turtle does shut down and it feels... WrongNot just the gameplay but the additions and world design and having blood elves and draenei. High elves feel natural and have great world implementation and storyBlood elves dontThe new zones in turtle are beautiful but ascension doesnt have any new zones and the additions to the towns and new areas in the zones feel too in the way
>>563619027turdle players have less iq than the people on ascension and dutch and the team are reasonably paranoid after the infamous dupe incident of years ago which some oldfags who played there may remember and was a huge scandal.
>>563618828ah, the classic tale as old as time then fucking soulless gogogo mentality shitheads make it worse for everyone I bet most of them were magefaggots as welldont think poch crew was the culprit though after getting some dozen levels on bronzebeard I cringed and bailed because its much much worse out there than it ever was on poch and turtle combined
>>563619069>High elves feel naturalUnless you played Warcraft 3
>>563619069im ngl i checked out bronzebeard but making open world the only viable levelling was a dealbreaker for meso im going with area52
even the fish don't taste the same anymore...
>>563619193??Not every elf followed KaelA lot were still outside QuelthalasSome even followed Jaina before Kael renamed them
what's the comfiest server pop?automatically DQ'd from being comfy if you can't dung consistently btw.
>>563619069>The new zones in turtle are beautifulTurtles new zones are a mixed bag, some are nice and some are horrible. But yeah BB is overall mediocre to bad.
>>563619315Sorry bud but horde needed their fel-addicted fuckdolls so only blood elves are allowed to exist. We don't make the rules.
>>563619327consistent 800 to 1000peaks at 1200
>>563619327999
>>563619180Leveling in ascension BBC used to be faster2x wrath faster, not 1x wrath which is 1.5x Vanilla aka the stock experience rn.But Dutch desperate to satisfy the epochfags and future turtlefags had everything nerfed, it gets worse that the xp pot and aura changes are now predatory on BBC unlike classless because it is to satisfy said people.It doesn't help that everything post 30 openworld is shit, and people has to turn on scaling to fuck back to the starter zones to level fast, which i feel they removed that recently so now you are stuck to fucking un'goro, azshara whom even with the revamp sucks because of fucking High Risk Faggots fucking everyone for materials, aka the sup guild and such.And since this server is slow as fuck to overhaul everything, all is a chore.Even prestige itself became boring.>>563619384I still take Bronzebeard Azshara than the garbage than turdle>>563619427the retards at stormforge wont follow the RPG books which sucks, so more BE shit
BOWSER IS TYPING
>>563619384TrueBut when they are beautiful they are beautifulThey didnt even bother to give blood elves and draenei a starting zone
>>563619718is this true?
>>563619517yea I never bothered to level beyond 20 so didn't see higher end stuff but really the only cool thing I can take out of bronze any time to any other classic+ pserver is worldforged stuff. some of that shit was pure kino. just fuck around zones and stumble upon enchanted glowing sword in some offshore ruins? well hell fucking yeah, that felt good. I explored every corner of teldrassil and darkshore - things I NEVER did previously ever. it probably fucked up expected gold/character power gains per zone but eh...really I mean it more as a overall community vibe or however you call it, it's just off. used to start conversations with wandering priests around, on bronzebeard? its all gogogo cap spam some mythic shit or whatever. not for me. not for me...
>>563618338This is originally why custom MPQs were banned from WoWI use to edit them as a kid and change stuff like my charge sound effect and I changed the pvp rank gear into dreadnaught.I also turned humans into blood elves using TBC closed beta files and shared it with a few people from my honor premade.
>>563619327>>563615412
It's over.
Lophanel, Dusk of Calamity will no longer be visible while sheathed.Chimera Chops and Squid Eel Skewer can now stack with other buffs.Elixir of Brute Force and Juju Power can no longer stack.Enraged Roar can now stack with other buffs.Picking up the Thorn Gorge flag is no longer affected by haste.Increased honor gains from Thorn Gorge by 50%.Reduced the damage of Warleader Kentoza.Fixed an issue where players could be saved to World Bosses without notification.Fixed issues with Gri'lek the Wanderer.Presence of the Wild God and Blessing of the Bear God will now be removed upon leaving combat or exiting Timbermaw Hold.Peroth'arn's Dirk of the Beast AoE component now ignores line of sight.
>>563621397oh no no no
>>563621397real?
>>563621397>>563621454FUAAARK
>>563621397>>563621454So they're updating and shutting down?
>>563621397>its realthis can't be happening...
>>563621397Not like this turtlesisters...
>>563621625The changelog is fake
>>563621625damn almost like one of those is a lazy edit that you don't even have to fact check because discord doesn't show today's date like that and not real
>>563621397I dont see thisFakeGay
https://forum.turtlecraft.gg/viewtopic.php?f=63&t=24854
>>563621625is not even at their official pisscord channelAlso what the fuck is cloudflare doing today that 4chan and other shit is slow? is nearly 1 min to post now>>563621740the pisscord post is, but https://forum.turtlecraft.gg/viewtopic.php?f=63&t=24854 is realAlso everyone is using the South American website to download the client
>>563621397
>within 1-2 days
tell me the truth
>>563621397It's over!>>563621454We're so back!>>563621845>what the fuck is cloudflare doing today that 4chan?No idea but it's ruining my funposting game.
You can tell they're shutting down because if they weren't they would have dropped a simple post saying the rumors were all bs and moved on.
Judgement by consent:>all defendants consent to the jurisdiction of a California court for the purpose of copyright with Blizzard in perpetuity>signed afkcraft
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>563621751>you don't even have to fact check because discord doesn't show today's date like that and not realI don't use pisscord
>>563621397Fake.https://forum.turtlecraft.gg/viewtopic.php?f=63&t=24854Real.How can so many people here be gullible, retarded chuds?
>>563621902Its not true.The only update is a changelogDoomerjeets and Blizzdrones are going to mass ACK
>>563621397TURTLETRANNIES IN THE GRAVE TONIGHT
>>563621397Just gave all my gold away and deleted my toons.Goodbye, my Ambershire.Goodbye, my <Evil>.Goodbye, my Arthur.
>>563622083Oh onononononon retardkun... You shot your load too early...
i wont lie even if turtle stays up im still moving to ascension for a bit just cause the levelling experience in turtle is fucking abysmal and the wpsg guilds r dead anyways
wheres the fuck announcement bowser you fucking gook fuck
>>563622083time to move to retail and classic so we can play body type 1, body type 2, see khadgar in a wheelchair, not be allowed to chat at all, see rampant botting, RMT, and boosting.See you there lad
BOWSER JUST LEFT DISCORD AAIIEEEE
>>563622325I downloaded it to give it a try before it goes away foreverI got to level 10 and I don't know if I can stomach it anymore
does this mean i should reinstall turtle?also why is 4chan so slow today?
>guys if we shutdown, blizzard didn't pay us. we actually paid them. hypothetically of course.
You lost, tranny.
>>563619327>>5636219022000 concurrent peak daily pop is most accurate to a lively vanilla retail server circa 2005-6.
>>563615412aeiou
>>563622714Sharty is trying to finish the job
WE ARE SO BACK
well?
I need some fucking info this is so fucking dull I wanna see some drama I so badly wanna see some bad news to crush the hopes and dreams of people celebrating after an automated patch and tweet, but I also wanna see them say turtle isn't going anywhere and the doomers and blizzard cocksuckers get fucked I just want something god
>>563623182Fuck you I thought this was about turtle and got my hopes up
>>563622714Cloudflare shit itself again everyone is being tunneled to osaka and other datacenters and is overloaded as fuck by the looks of it.Don't you hate modern internet enough?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J71vFew8lRs Arthur...
>Yeah Im betting servers in Russia, donations in crypto, maybe need proxy to connect. Doubt full shutdownwhy do people still cope this hard? why would them sacrifice their personal lives and freedom just to run a wow private server? when its clear that they're in for the money so its not a passion thing.
>>563623182>MoPare they using the tauri core?
>>563623182>June 6But I want it NOW!
MOPKINGS ARE GETTING THEIR MISTBLADE 4 BEFORE LEGION!I AM READY.
>>563621454Well, if they had to shutdown they wouldn't bother with updatesI'm pretty sure turtlewow will be fine, I wish all the doomposters could apologize for once but they never do.
>>563623796We’ll post a detailed announcement within 1–2 days. Thank you for being so patient and supportive, we’d share it sooner if we were able to.
>>563623796donations status?
Man, watching the retards on discord is almost making me wanna quit twow even if it's gonna remain onlinePeople are such fucking retards. I literally feel my IQ dropping just by reading the BS they post.Pic related. Retards see recent news about shit that happened days ago, but just because they see the "updated: 30mins ago" in the header, they believe that it's something new.
>>563624170what do you expect? those are the types of people pve servers attract
whats there even left to play? turtle was the only good server
>>563624259dont you pvp subhuman have some instant max lvl server to hop on?
TURTLE LIVES AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHA BLIZZDRONES ETERNALLY BTFO
>>563624405POCHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BOWSER IS PLAYING OVERWATCH 2 WHAT THE FUCK?
So what is taking them so long? I'm getting worried
the truth is is simple, blizzard never asked them to shut down. blizzard asked them not to make ue5 turtle, not to tweet at them, not to make videos hosted on youtube. for all the blizzard hate this place gives them, turns out they were based the entire time. >>563623796honestly bowser mislead us
>>563624574You lost, tranny.
>>563624405some people moving to epoch im moving to ascension area 52 some probably gonna go to mop fresh some to tauri maybe
announcement doko?
>>563624724>>563624924yeah those servers suck and turtle being gone doesnt automatically make them worth playing
>>563625102after a year or so on turtle all my friends i made there left my guild disbanded and i cant be fucked levelling even a tank anymore because of dungeon queuesif u cant live with anything else just go paypig classic+ when that comes out and quit ur bitchin, rest of us will find our place
>>563624924>taurithe people there are MoPfags at heart, they will move to MoP fresh if Legion doesn't release by then
>>563625205cope+ will be even worse than the servers previously mentioned
pathetic shills
Fuck, I guess im an Epochsister now.....
>>563625378they need to just let that shit die or become a toxic gatekeeping community to preserve "muh big family"
Still dooming until bowser makes his announcement, all these changes in this changelog are very minor shit that easily could've been done before the settlement was announced and a bunch of devs quit while major bugs are still running rampant.
>>563625491do you like fempally humies....
bowser is not a gm, so stop dooming retards
>>563625684The patch, post and tweet were all automated by a bot and people are celebrating as if it means something
im really glad i spent all day playing vidya instead of stressing over this announcement what a fucking letdown that would have been
>>563625942it didn't appear on discord where you can't schedule posts I think
>Remember getting banned from Turtle because their tanks were dogshit and I kept pulling aggro off them (I parse orange, one of their healers was a turtle janny that greyparsed) >Remember getting chat muted and later banned by the same janny for making what was clearly a multi-layer joke in World chat (It wasn't even offensive but they somehow misconstrued it as such)I suppose Cherrypie will have to go back to being a reddit moderator of r/traaaaaaaaaaaaaans
>>563626308i got banned from epoch for saying epochsissies but ive gotten a lot of angry gm mail from turtleback when tinyfin was a gm i got an hour mute for saying faggot in world chat on accident
flametongue totem currently scales with spellpower (only the imbue is supposed to) so paladins are doing huge dps with itlook at this shit, 15% of this guy's dpsand this will never be fixed because the shaman dev killed himself to avoid getting raped in prison
>>563625378Leveling in that garbage is worse than bronzebeard's slow ass shit
KEKKOLDARON! WE LIVE!REMOVE GELKIS remove gelkis you are worst centar. you are the horse idiot you are the horse smell. return to kolkar. to our kolkkar cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,gelkis we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole horse stink gelkis sqhipere shqipare..gelkis genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead gelkis..ahahahahahGELKIS WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget khan shaka .kolkar we kill the khan , kolkar return to your precious thosen needle….hahahahaha idiot horse and gelkis smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE GELKIS FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. magram+horde+goblin=kill gelkis…you will deaded tupac alive in magram village, tupac making album of magram . fast rap tupac centaru. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink horse… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
>>563625837GMs aren't devs/owners either, they don't know anything 99% of the time
I need my wow fix bad...
remaining staff has spent the last 2 days workshopping a way to say "shenna took the bag and ran" that won't make trannies ack
So Turtle's not actually shutting down, right?
>>563626496I found it quite fun, it's interesting to go through the same areas but finding these new quests on all turtle, bb, and epoch.
>>563627235NoThey have a backup planBlizzdrones are just frothing at the mouth to lord over us
>>563627139this can't be trueit just can't
>>563626440>pinky powerfantasy funserver does pinky powerfantasy funserver thingsno way?!
>>563627235Not in china, you can start learning ching chong.
>>563626440It has been fixed on test server like 2 weeks ago. I have no idea why they didn't fix it on real server yet
>>563627396hello but where is my white(forma de sombra) powerfantasy funserver
I didnt expect that pvp would be this fun.I want You to come and win wsg with me Anon.
>>563627496Aren't there still SA servers too? Nord can use that hosting as a stopgap. I haven't played in close to a year but been meaning to make a comeback.
>>563627670you don't look like you've been "winning" a lot...
Think real hard about the type of people that would be happy about the server shutting down.
>>563627678There were some discord messsges saying that the chinks are basically independent from Shenna and they couldn't care less about all this shit, or something like that. Check the previous thread, should be there. Idk about SA.
>>563627889*thinks really hard*Normal people who want to play WoW and talk about it on 4chan without trannies shoving faggot shit in their face and posting their dicks on a WoW Private Server General...
>>563627889You mean straight cis white men?
>>563627570pinkoidpowerfantasy
Normal people that use 4chan
Paladin is not a real DPS/Tank and any server that changes them to do so might as well be retail. Furthermore, you will never be a woman either.
>>563627869Every game is a win for me.
>>563628173This isn't the deep web lol, 4chan is closer to twitter than somewhere like kiwifarms and even that's got plenty of normalfags
>>563628173>I'm a freak with an axe wound so everybody else on 4chan must be too!
Did anyone else get a small 40-ish MB patch in the launcher?
>>563627889People who've seen you fucks shit on every other server while discouraging anyone interested from trying them, while shilling turtle like you were being paid by the word. Also people tired of you shitting the threads with erp shit.
>>563628350ANON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>563628205>wear the dress!>YWNBAW!Make your mind, retardo.
>>563626440yeah im not disappointed in the slightest that the server may get shut down. good fucking riddance
>>563628350>"Shenna we need to tell them that we're shutting down the server! Donations are down and we have no money coming in!">"Deploy it.">"W-w-what...?">"DEPLOY THE CRYPTO MINER!"holy kino
>>5636271392 days have passed, neither of them made a convicing way how to say "shenna took the bag" aside from bowser
I fucking hate that tanks have terrible dungeon queues?
>>563627889I may have missed some but here is what I have seen so far:blizzdronesascensiondronespochiechromiefagpserver scene enthusiastsconcerned citizens of US of Abrownie mainsniller+ haterslow pop og turtle radical puristshelf hatersgoblin shaman appreciators50% of wpsg guilds membersother 50% of wpsg guilds memberstrollsShenna
>>563628302Needs to be skimpier if she's going to continue to win.
>another server goes down or has low numbers>”HAHA LOOK AT THAT FAILURE TURTLE IS THE BEST GET FUCKED RIP IN PISS YOU WON’T BE MISSED HAHAHA”>turtle’s numbers begin to plummet as its closure becomes imminent>”what kind of person would celebrate this”
Kezan has 200pop in the middle of the nightGvrv still only 80, why do people only play for pvesissy shit, this game is like a 5/10 at most for PvE, guild wars 2 is way way better for PvE, wpvp is literally the only thing that wow classic gets right that no other game has since
>>563629346>SAAAAR PLEAS DO THE NEEDFUL AND PLAY ON PVP SO I CAN STROKE MY MICROPEEN GANKING YOU ON MY 60 SAAARvery interesting question ranjeesh
Pvp in Wow is garbage. Play a fps or fighter game or something if you want actual competitive play against another human being. Mmo pvp always sucks.
>>563629346mmos in 2026 r a retirement home for 40 year old dad gamerswe have entered the age of /comfy/ co-op games and thats why turtle was so successful
>>563629346>Roll on my server so I can camp your level 18 corpse for 5 hours!...No.
>>563629581hell yeah, I agree with this poster
>>563629346t. scout xxshadowrougexx lvl 60 - redridge mountains
only 43 hours left on this launcher update
>>563629346Why are you so afraid of real PvP games?
>>563629346I will add onto my post that pvp servers are fun in the first month when everyone is around the same level. When it's on an 8 month old server you're going to get corpsecamped all day by bored max level niggers.
another fun run tonite with some turtle veterans clearing Epochs Deadmines for the first timecome have fun with us!
>>563629346I play counter strike for pvp
>>563630000type /who and tell me the pop
>>563630000do you like nelfie priests...?
Do you get good xp from AV?
>>563628725>goblin shaman appreciatorsthis is me btw
>>563629346last time I entered pvp realm my cute priestess was molested and spawn camped by filthy orc roguesnever againin pve realm I am forced to heal them instead don't know which is worse
>>563628986How about when a new server is announced or comes out? Can't even talk about it without constant seething from these people.
>>563630123190 people now with 105 players in 1-30 lvl brackethighest today was 285 with ~145 1-30 lvls>>563630146sure, I'll take you for a date to a dungeon
>>563629346>>563629873
>>563630000>>563630383Happy for you, i'm 42 and it's completely dead in my level bracket. I'd reroll but I have no idea what class I want to play.
Do we have a guild on kezan and is it free from twowranny dramafags?
>>563630586there's a alt-start event on friday 6 pm server time in which lads are rolling alts to ride along with second wave of playersit's probably the best chance to start again!I myself am trying out different chars, I've heard much of good things about priest and shaman, gotta check it out
>>563627347coping this hard>>563628439warcucks seethe over anything dealing more physical dps than them because in general warriors suck and are unfinished in vanilla
pochie will rise again (as soon as I decide which class I will level up)>>563630586same boat herelvl4x somethingi have no idea what i want
>>563629346>retard rolls on pvp server because he wants to pvp>gets corpsecamped at level 10 by local brownoid like yourself that he can do literally nothing against because the brownoid is level 60>gives up, quits and joins normal server>hits 60, can actually do bgs because he's not playing on a dead server, gets to have fun pvping against other level 60s and enjoying competitionIt's a real mystery
What classes does Epoch need? Im guessing tanks?
>>563630000I see 3 people from my blacklist on that screenshot. How did you manage to gather all of them in a dungeon on another server?
>>563630000>FemdommeAnother server already ruined by tranniesHope it's dead forever
>>563631045>>563631145qrd on them? thinking about jamming it in with my warrior male human this time of course
>>563630000no one wants to play with you rackbride
>>563631045don't know fella, I don't check passports when lads are looking for group albeit what you've mentioned really made me laugh>>563631145lucky enough I've nothing in common with e-celebrites from prime /wpsg/ guilds of turtle and all that shit doesn't bother me
>getting upset about a name>not caring when your gm does bestiality erp because his name is gramblejust troontle things
>>563631486>lucky enough I've nothing in common with e-celebrites from prime /wpsg/ guilds of turtle and all that shit doesn't bother meThey're trannies, you're a tranny, basically the same person. Hope you die soon.
>>563627889Class change 2 is a piece of shit and the policy of changing the game based on discord tranny whining ruined turtle.If I never see another discord tranny telling a tranny staff "I won't pay if you don't change X" I'll be very fucking happy
can I play pochie on a MacBook Neo xI have a 4090 icba to set back up since i haven't played video games in months
>>563631586by the way, aecheur shitposted epoch and admitted itwe remember
Let me explain <Branded> to you.Right now, <Branded> has a clique of mentally broken trannies who are constantly online. These include Permalocked, Femboysocks, Leakingcage, Keyholder, Nyssara, Rackbride, Dathran, and Tandrok.Despite being a clique and grouping together, they don't get along. Tandrok and Rackbride both shitpost each other in this thread and in /heals/. Rackbride does it by posting about how "that orc" (meaning Tandrok) is a bad dom, and invented a whole story while masquerading as Nyssara of how bad orc erpers were and forced her to quit (protip she didn't quit). Meanwhile Tandrok has figured it out and started hitting back. Meanwhile Dathran is playing both sides against each other, joining in on the shitposts because he doesn't like either doms. Hilariously, the subs in the guild are well-behaved and don't start any drama (outside Moonroar, who wants to be Rackbride's one and only), but do play into the drama by refusing to do shit about it. Permalocked knows what they're doing and refuses to kick them or intervene. But it's all these "doms" acting like little bitches.Long story short, that clique of faggots have invested so much time into their shitty guild that they don't have any high level alts in <Evil>. And these are the psychos you want to avoid.That said, I do believe some <Evil> people made <Branded> alts. But they'd also just do the needful, jerk off, and that's that. They aren't the ones engaging in all this dumb drama shit. I also think some of them have backed away from <Branded> because if you look at the roster there are a ton of inactive low level characters where they got their nut and split.
>>563631586Damn, it's almost like most of us aren't prudes doing purity tests and don't care about your kinks if you're not an autistic sex pest who shoves them down everyone else's throat...
>>563631647I fear no death, I've got a Soulstone
>>563631586>see clear-cut evidence of trannies infesting epoop>"No, stalker child, it is YOU who are the trannies. Enjoy prison."I remember when you faggots were drooling over the gnome priest too, pathetic lol
>>563631273>>563631486Two of them are awful trannies and one is a tranny chaser. All three are sexpests.
>"i'm not a prude i'm ok with fucking animals BUT DON'T YOU DARE NAME YOURSELF SOMETHING FUNNY"
>Leakingcage:|>Leakingcage, Epoch:O
Have they announced the great ACKening yet?
femdomme more like faildom
>>563631991not announcing only makes it funnier
So I can't play on Epoch because some guy named his character Femdomme, but I should play on Turtle Wow where some guys named their characters Leakingcage and Cagedfemboy, and others like Gramble are pretending to have sex with animals? Right...
>>563631954yes but unironicallyit could be environment server with programmer socks for example that made them what you think they aremy heckin wholesome poccirino may fix them yet and only time will tell
>>563631748You should "purity test" people who have sex with animals you colossal retard.
>>563632090>I should play on Turtle WowNo you shouldn't, because my goons will be shutting it down shortly.
should play turtle wow?
>>563632276If they were real animals, yeah. I do not care about protecting virtual bears from being raped by virtual elves.
<Riddle of Steel> See you on Epoch, I'll have it up by the weekend.
>>563631748But that's what you're doing, you're engaging in a purity test where you judge people for their names and not for having fucked up sexual fantasies involving animals.
So is everyone who plays on Epoch a tranny or are there some non trannies there just having their efforts to recruit here absolutely torpedoed by those 3 trannies?
>join another Sapp/KT Naxx cleanup pug>wipe twice to Sapp so farI need to suck it up and try the guild roulette again..
>>563632387Real or virtual if your sexual fantasies include animals you are completely fucked in the head.
>>563632428damn good name for a guildI'd play but I'm all wow'd out right now, can't be bothered to level on a nearly empty server no lessif enough turtle refugees hop over I'll consider it
>>563631312rackbride aka fuutrans aka femdomme?
>>563632496You're having an ESL moment and I see no merit in continuing to speak with someone whose poor English stops him from understanding what I'm actually saying. Like holy shit bro, no native English speaker would misunderstand my post or what that term means this badly. India needs to make their own 4chan and STAY THERE.
>>563632512define trannyI have no idea who the fuck those people are because I didn't play on turtle so dont "becky said that shit to billy" me k?
>>563632606Join us in EOTC
people in world of warcraft general arguing about fucking bears lol go kill some boars in durotar or something
>>563630000>femdommesorry, not gonna be playing with you freaks
>>563632720>if enough turtle refugees hop over I'll consider itWe've already decided no one will unless they disavow Femdomme and guarantee he will not be inn the guild.
>>563632751tranny = paladin
>>563632902I meant in general not the 30 of you niggas
>>563632807I'm gonna go fuck the boars in durotar
turtle isn't closing down
>>563632637I don't particularly care if someone is fucked in the head if they don't violate the NAP and make it my problem by putting it in their name or posting unrequested dick pics in the thread.
>>563633241Then why haven't we gotten an announcement stating that?
>>563630505SOVL>>563633727Soulless.
>>563632960>massive gigachad of light with a huge hammer popping noshoe skulls>freak codedbruh
>>563634221undead rogues are the biggest trannys.
>>563630505>>563633727he's green, though!
can we get a fucking announcement so I know whether I should be gearing on turtle or levelling on epoch what is the fucking hold up
>>563634681>still thinking Shenna and her squad actually care for players to know anything by this point
I wish solnius dropped a separate horde and alliance head so it wouldn't be so contested...
>5636327400/10
>>563626440They fixed this but didn't include it in the patch notes for some reason.
>>563634221>reality: 3rd world esl brownoid desu vuld larping *reaches level 37 without learning Redemption and is systematically declined from dungeons
>>563634681honestly it's weird. how hard is it to say yes we're closing no we're not closing.if i was blizzard i'd close them, otherwise people wont fear your lawsuit.
>>563634898OOPS >>563632740
>>563633885>the bar has fallen so god damn low that even basedjaks are more soulful than what we get nowI hate sloppers. I hate India. I spend every day praying for a nuclear war to begin.
>>563634681im in a naxx frost wing pug!5 wipes until we killed sapph!!1 wipe so far on KT
should i play chromie craft or turtle wow
>>563634681>PLEASE DADDY SHENNA PLEASE TELL ME WHETHER I SHOULD GO HAVE FUN ON THIS SERVER OR NOTLike fucking cattle turtlefags are pathetic
just downloaded 10 latina sex tapesclass for this feel?
>replying to yourself to give yourself a (you)-1/10
>>563635263i'm content to continue on turtle but if it is going to get taken offline next month or next week or whatever then there's no reason not to start playing somewhere else, it isn't unreasonable to want some certainty
>>563632276>>563632637>>563632496If you post a screenshot showing Gramble, the <Evil> raid leader, engaging in bestility-play, I'll be leaving the guild.
Yeah, im thinking cute nelfie warrior or rogue for Epoch.
Infected
>>563635263Your hyperbole is more pathetic.
>>563634221trannies love playing as the "lawful good doer of justice" because they are rejects with no real power irl
>>563635675My nelfie priest would welcome you...
>>563635675roll a warrior I'm already playing rogue
>>563635237play chromiecraft with me please
so turtle isn't dead?
>>563635932unclear
>>563635932they're pretending everything is A-OK and blizzard totally did NOT ream their asses in the settlement
What happened to FMC?
>>563636151Sleeping
>>563636151sylma left and all the well adjusted people left with her power vacuum caused a lot of dramanew fresh servers killed it for good
>>563636151Split into Evil and Branded for the greater good
>>563636349>SplitAlmost all the anons in that picture are in both guilds.
>use proxy>just move servers>dont in any way associate with turtlesurely turtle lost here, yep
>>563636558Schizo
>>563636326>her
>>563626308>caring about healing parsesI'm thinking it was a you problem.
>the guy with half the effective healing of all the other healer is actually equally good because healing parses doesn't matter!!
>>563626308>making what was clearly a multi-layer joke in World chat>The chat in question: Why are niggers so dumb lmao?
>>563637370not that guy but if the group isn't struggling then the healers that focus on using fast heals are going to snipe all the damage before the healers that use longer cast time heals can get itif the group is struggling and people aren't constantly topped off it'll even out more
>>563637391it's just a word
Horde or Alliance for cool Pochie custom content?
>>563626308You did not get banned for being bad at the game and not knowing how to watch your threat, lol what
>>563638360sshhhlet the greenparsing timmy larp his powerfantasy
>started playing epoch>just leveling normally, get to a capital>come across a lvl 60 fully geared>he asks me if im new>I tell him I am>opens trade gives me 50 gold and 4 bags>more people of his guild start logging in>each of them gives me gold and somethingGreat, now I have to join this guild and play for a whileI never asked for this..
>>563638775>Great, now I have to join this guildno you fucking don't
I can never get rid of my alt-itis. My pochie priest hit 10 and im already thinking of making a war
>>563638896I do, they gave me 80g, bags, greensit would have been rude to refuse the ginvite
>>563639005Make a new character, transfer it all, then delete that character
>>563639005groomed
>>563639005Like I said, you don't need to do thatyou didn't ask for that shit, they gave it to youyou don't owe them anything>but it's rude!stop being autistic, it's a video game not the high school hallwayalternatively do this >>563639168
>>563639368Why are you wasting your time trying to teach autistic introverts with 0 social skills how to behave like normal people?
>>563632960I picked undead paladin because it's funny, I am not rerolling
>>563640624It pisses me off that this nigger goes out of his way to play on a server that's on life support and then not even enjoy himself because of some made up belief that he HAS to join a guild and spend time with massive retards and most likely normalfags just because of the fact that they gave him stuff he didn't even ask for
>>563640624Kiwifarms called, they want their overblown autistic self-hatred back
>turtle didn't die>all the blizzjeets finally leftwe won
>>563630000lol carabowdit was the woman ERPing as a femboy on turtle if i remember correctly.
I took my meds it's all going to be okay I'm not gonna lose my 17 rogues Mommy Savko told me in my dreams she will at least keep the server in maintenance mode
>>563638915same but got my ranger to 10 and thinking about making priest...
Moldman demands an invite to the Epoch ERP guild
>>563642830my meds have been a lifesaver these last few dayskeep your head up!
Anyone have that pic of leaked Grim Batol models in the viewer for Twow? I think it was a dragon model.
everything is going to be alright! trust me i have a good feeling!!
>>563644249shut the fuck up ojniggerbest part of turtle dying is you degenerate faggots go with it
>>563642476Why do you just make shit up? That isn’t even an anon. It’s a random player.
>>563644373why are you so hostile? im not going to try and claim im not a degen by your standards but still, turtle wow is good for my mental health, and a lot of people enjoy it.stop being such an asshole all the time, it is very tiring.
>>563644249Based>>563644373Cringe
>>563638775Just refuse the trade. It's that simple
<LA ESCARLATA CRUZADA> RP-PVP is inviting every anon to join us on Epoch Kezan.The following requirements need to be met:>Alliance only, no shitskin faction allowed>No dwarf shamans, if you want to worship nigger totems go to africa>No gnomes as these are played by gooners or immersion breaking jesters>If we have reason to believe you have actively played in one of the tranny guilds we are going to kick you without asking>Female characters are allowed if they are lore accurate within the Warcraft 3 lore, for example - nightelf priest, warrior and hunter or human mage, if you are a female human warrior you are not getting in>proof of white skin required>hunter pets may only be named after greek or roman generals>if your name is a reference to some degenerate fetish you are not getting in
>>563644771based
>>563644602>good for my mental healthoh yeah im sure renaming yourself to leakingcage and going from camping guard thomas for 20 hours straight to being some fat tranny's goonslut is such an improvement for your mental
Epoch will always be the biggest failure among pservers
>>563645217so funny!and yes it is, we get along really well dont know why you brought them up. and i dont think playing for 20 hours straight daily is good for a person.
t-two more weeks doomersisters...
>>563645378gummy
Why is the horde onyxia prequest 10x longer than the ally one?
>>563645378I hate that nigger gaytotes for what he did to us.Wasted my fucking time and happiness
Where’s the announcement?
>>563645882server not shutting downscreencap this
>>563645937I’m not screencapping that
>>563645753>"If we get a letter from Blizzard we'll just throw it in the trash">They get a letter>Immediatly shit themselves and dissappearAfter all the issues launching the server, to see it die like that... what a shame. Even if turtle dies and Epoch starts getting players, why would anyone go back? The devs are gone.
Anything before the announcement is pure copium
>>563646038i heard whispers in my dreams last night....
>>563645378PlayTBCEXPERIENCE THE FINESThttps://youtu.be/eDhooearyeY?si=7lXADlpBLYNfPqaW
turtlewow is going to be okaytrust me.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JPA3z5PmJQ
>play some troontle late night>locked out of all raids except ony>doing some arathi basin, keeping an eye on ony pugs>lose all matches, teams are braindead. no callouts, not observing the map. almost every round turns into 2/5 base slogfests where they defend instead of trying to capture atleast one more>and these are the 'good' matches>ok whatever found an ony pug>their warlock doesn't bother to summon>get there from org, I realize they just wiped and refilled atleast 20% of the roster. I start summoning, some people don't understand that it costs nothing to get summoned and don't type 123 so I check the map and summon them regardless>I just want the fucking 5% increased proc chance back and the 5% increased pet damage skelly book offhand for funsies>the fucking huntard SRd the book lmao>SR the back>...ok...whatever...>we start with ony first. most seem competent enough... raid leader explains tactics>p1 all goes well, p2 same nobody dies to breath>then fucking phase three. we have three tanks, bear is main tank two paly retards ot>it's just pure chaos, people run everywhere. The ots don't bother to tank the hatchers. Eventually me and my felguard takes on one hatcher which was somewhat managable>healing my felguard alot, receiving myself zero heals. still chaos on the other side fire rain everywhere>my demon dies, I too right after, zero heals to be had. felguard actually tanked quite well>wipe>people complain in raid chat. then this motherfucker... THIS MOTHERFUCKER>'uh the paly ots only speak spanish, i tried to explain to them they need to tank the hatchers in spanish, but one didn' t even respond'>that's it, I crash out in chat telling them to get fucked for wasting everyone's time>offer them to help summon new people, I'll stand outside for a bit. HS on cd>'anon its normal to wipe in pugs'>'anon we have another lock'>bye you fuckers, further shit talk to the other motherpuggers outside the instance1/2
can the announcement come already?
>>563642830she doesn't say that...
I want to trick a healer into doing HRT.
>>563646645>/s im sorry you share timezones with these hues>ok that was shit sofar, gotta work in about 6 hours but I still wanna play some wowowawa>queue BGs again>it's still the same shit. retards, afks and more retards>atleast I pick one black lotus in AV>check my rank, it's 8, a sliver away to rank 9>a sliver... to I bother to get it to 9? only with loses?>try one more AB, losing again>fuck it time to log off>check world 'taxi to hyjal 3g if you beat me in a duel its free'>haha that's new, just want to duel don't even need to go there since I did the quest and unlocked the verdant runes>get summoned, pay the 3 g, start duel>that bastard, also lock. summons VW, immediate sacrifice before duel starts>I know exactly what he'll do, he summons a felguard just to duel>ah fuck I just noticed my fg is on cd lol>I dc the lock immediatly, banish his fg>he returns dc and fears me>his fg breaks free, I sacrifice my vw, try to banish again>RESIST>dieAt this point I wasn't even mad anymore. Time to go to sleep and take a small break, or atleast no longer log in at these hours with any expectation... fucking hues2/2
>>563646963im on hrt but not transi started doing it every other year 2 or 3 years ago but skipped like 18months now.if you cycle it like that you dont see the long term side effects you hear about.other femboys will cry that it is "cheating"
>>563644771>LA ESCARLATA CRUZADA>proof of white skin required
>>563647059do you like men?
>>563647186uhhh yeah?
od odtucker
>>563647216do you have a boyfriend?
>>563647263i am in a relationship with someone online, yes. nothing in person at the moment/with them yet.i have another femboy that i play around with though :3
>>563644602>why are you so hostile?do you just not understand why posting your caged cock and ugly fat body in a wow private server general would cause people to hate you? are you genuinely autistic? how are you going to be a lawyer if you can't understand other people's point of view?
>>563647156AAAAIIIIIEEEE BLIZZSXSSIES YOU TOLD ME TURTLE WAS GOING TO DIEAAAIIIIIIEEE I CANT HECCIN TAKE THIS NOW EVERYONE WILL SEE HOW MUCH BETTER IT IS THAN RETAIL AND CLASSICMY HECCIN OFFICIAL CLASSIC+ WITH VULPERA EVOKERS WON'T HECCIN TAKE OFFAAAIIIIIEEEEEAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEAAAAAAIIIEE- ACK!
>>563646645>>563647049kino.
>>563647059>>563647186flag....
>>563647378dropped
>>563647382did my post have anything at all to do with any of that?
>>563647156I HOPE someone from Blizzard sees this. Fuck your homo infested, Mary Sue ass sTrOnG wAhMeN pay to win bot infested gold seller shit game. You're an embarrassment to the name Blizzard. Fuck you, your employees, and your trash body type one leftist staff and agenda. Eat my taint.
>>563647592>Yes, I am genuinely autistic and also my brain is so destroyed from drugs I can't even fathom people remembering my actions for more than 1 day and still hating me for themOk.
>>563647156Blizzjeets......
>>563647729lol. whatever man.
OH MY GOD it's been 27 hours since I sent unsolicited dick pics get over it
>>563647878how come this random person knows so much about you? what compels you to share so much of yourself to strangers?
>>563648014how do you not nigger this was yesterday
>>563647897my cock was not visible in that flat cage though! and the tie was kinda covering the balls...>>563648014because im not new and me along with quite a few others have been here for awhile.
I sent her thousands of gold, gifted close to a thousand dollars in throne gifts but she ended up with a retard tauren player who barely logs on...
>>563648084I'm not glued to my computer like you, get a life faggot.
>>563648141you're a sexpest and have effectively sexually harassed the entire thread and I would be completely morally justified in beating the absolute shit out of you if I ever saw you irl
>>563648205im sorry, God Bless this Christian general! praise jesus!!!
>>563648275I'm not religious and if anything you're making a pretty good case for Christianity here by implying the only reason to not sexually harass people is if you're Christian. As if there is no way for someone to come to the conclusion that it is wrong to sexually harass people without fear of going to hell.
>>563648275Kill yourself tranny
>encouraging suicide on 4chan is okay but god forbid you post a (caged) dick pic, oh and let me go on about morality while im at itcool
>>563648812sfw thread fag, i dont want to see even a pixel of your dick
what happened?
>>563648812The world would be a better place if you were dead, so yes it is more moral to encourage you to end yourself than it is to flash people.
>>563648873Just ODTucker being a sexpest/predator some more, same shit that got him kicked from <Evil>, business as usual.
Epoch is so comfy at the moment I honestly don't want this Friday community relaunch to succeed
I just realized being into humiliation is literally life on easy mode. You just do some retarded humiliating stuff and people come out the woodwork to make fun of you...
>>563648853>>563648907ya ya keep crying faggotyour lives are totally worthless by the way. stupid catte lol.>>563649005oh yeah posting some pic here is some fucked up shit man....lmao>>563649005hi gramble or his biggest supporter flag(you are not gay, you are a faggot. really living up to your name). you kicked me after i changed my name and wouldnt STAY AWAY FROM BRANDED.
>>563649141lol replied as if it was two seperate post but it might as well be together. you have the brain of a 12 year old.
>>563649141still is a sfw thread/board and i dont want to see dicks posted, im not gay like you at least post women when you want to get banned for nsfw
>>563649248You have the brain of a meth addict because that's what you are.
>>563649295>crying because you saw a penis on 4chanThat's gay.
whats this about a dick?
>a queer unironically goes to 4chan, the place he's most hated and unwanted on the internetSevere mental illness.
>>563649329"no you" card expired in 2016, update your gay brain lolle
>>563649295grow up. >>563649329this. its pathetic.>>563649313haha funny troll because i explained in last thread i would never touch that and think it is dirty.i have a stanford-binet IQ score of 131 and am in law school. im doing fine buddy.
>>563649141you're on a blue board. you deserve a ban. we don't want to see your dick. you want us to see it because you want to screw with us, but then you fall back on "y'all are the weirdos. i'm not weird. you're weird." but normal people don't do what you do. in a sense, you know this, and what you're doing is an act of rebellion, since you feel so persecuted by the world in the first place.
imagine a crackhead going around flashing his dick at people then calling the cops cattle when they show up to arrest him lmoa
penis?
>>563649443>crying about "da rules" on 4chan
>>563649191>baited nobody award
>>563649449he didn't take his cock out, his cock was travelling
I want to see, I want to see
>>563649360humiliation fetish
What the fuck are you trannies talking about? Hello? This general is for wow not to talk about cutting off your dick?
you guys think it's still worth leveling turtle wow with the settlement looming over us?also what's this about a penis?
>>563649537<3
>I-I have a humiliation fetish so I'm actually glad everyone hates me and wants me to die! *smokes more meth to cope with the anger*
>>563649348some nerd posted a picture of his penis in a peniscage not realizing that nobody wants to see his peniswhat they want to see is a soft tummy and wide breedable hips and a vocaroo of him getting flustered when he wipes the raid
>>563649672Yea this anon is basically correct
Please stop taunting Tucker, it is 5 in the morning here and he is my lawyer for my court case and we have to be there at 9 but he's too angry to sleep.
So what's your favorite zone in wow? For me, it's Winterspring. There's just something special about the cool winter air.
>>563649720don't blame me bro he'd probably be asleep if he wasn't doing meth
>>563649672add me on discord, and maybe my master will let me share a few pics<35'6, 140, going for 135, and do lots of stuff that helps with all that ;)
Tucker has a cute penis.
>>563649849>5'6, 140,Holy fuck you're obese. Aim for sub 100 you fat slob.
>>563649769Ashenvale(as alliance) and Mulgore. Also Tanaris, don't know why a lot of people hate it.
it’s amazing that so many people prefer to rather talk about one faggot player from turtlewow than focus on any different topicyou prove your shithole server really does deserve a shutdown
i dont believe you guys, i just dont
>>563649348https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/563557585/#563572880
Is epoch back?
<Branded> has gone from creepy to criminal so fast.
i love this thread. are donations still down?
>>563650097You forgot this: L
>>563649849no thanks im not gay i only jerk off to femboys when theyre getting raped by orc and nelf futas
>>563650097Never left
Confession time:I like Ascension's world additions more than Turtle's. The small additions in Tirisfal alone were more fun than all of Thalassian Highlands.
>>563650139you mean <Evil> and the whole bestiality stuff? what has <Branded> ever done but be nice?
>>563650229We talking about BB? because if we are then yes I agree. People shill epoch and turtle but really BB did the best overworld changes. it just needs a lot more custom dungeons.
>>563650143yeah for the time being, but the server is staying up.trust me.
>>563650235Yeah that deflection isn't going to work, smoking meth and cyberflashing are both actual crimes, fucking a virtual bear isn't, as proven by Baldur's Gate 3. You guys feel the need to make shit real because you're not roleplaying, you are just genuinely mentally ill.
>>563650392>smoking methlol no>cyberflashinglmfao. thanks for the laugh before bed. and yeah we are not just roleplaying little fags we are actually 'bout it nerd. goodnight.
>>563650235>what has <Branded> ever done but be nice?are you joking
>>563650361Yes. Seeing the Forsaken actually working on adopting their new architecture while rebuilding Brill is kinoThe starting towns look like a tual towns now tooEach starting zone has a new area that adds a bit more lore and has a boss with abilities you actually have to dodgeIts beautiful
>>563650527List ten things Branded did that wronged you.
I hate to see my homeboy Gramble get hurt because he's a nice guy at the end of the day but I hope he's finally realized these trannies are not his friends and he's doing both himself and his guildies a disservice by treating them with anything but contempt.
>>563650392>cyberflashingClutch your pearls harder
>>563650235you are a failed male(not a woman) that was maliciously groomed by mass media into degeneracy.you can keep going but stick to your containment guild, stop shitting up the threadi wont say kill yourself since i really pitty you and advise you to seek professional help
>>563650590THEY STOLE MY FEMBOY GIRLFRIEND AND CAGED HIM UP AND PUT HIM ON METH
>>563650576I didn't play BB, how is the new forsaken architecture? Is it the lame cata halloween style or something more vanilla?
Stay away from my server you fucking creep. Don't you dare show your tranny mug on Tauri, Epoch or Warmane (any server really) you retarded queer.When turtle shuts down you must kill yourself and not spoil the air for the rest of us normal people.God bless!
what class should i roll on turtle wow?
>>563650707Gramble will keep chasing them because he's a sad loser.
>>563650235what happened to Pupset, who was in <Branded> and genuinely fucked real life dogs?
>>563650892Not paladin
>changelog still not posted on the discordI have a feeling the posts were scheduled a week ahead
>>563651024youre really obsessed with the fact that a 12 year old child fucked a dog, its a bit weird
>>563651118I never found them fun to play so I will avoid them.I'd want a class that could pug alright.
>>563651024Stopped playing unlike Flag who <Evil> gave Thunderfury to despite him being into dog fucking and Gramble who does bestiality ERP.
>>563650892the answer is always competent warlock
>>563651159You are retarded. Devs have literally posted about the patch in the discord.
>>563651162lol what a retortyou've tried to push the <Evil> is le bestiality guild so much these past few days and then you just admit you guys fuck dogs irl without any hesitationi'm not in <Evil> btw
>>563650892a lawyer is the most desired class lately
>>563651280they did! what the hell!
>>563651390>the guy doesnt want to get into trouble>he wants to keep his jobturtle is NOT shutting down!
Aslong as you keep a hunter with a pet named "boyfriend" in your guild you can't point fingers at tucker.You post it here all the time so everyone is being reminded that you get off to that shit, you're no different to tucker.Tucker had atleast some value, showing everyone how much of a crybaby gramble is.
>>563651567>meanwhile in reality>bound by an NDA through the settlement>the only statements they can give have to be approved by Blizzard's lawyers
>>563651573Boyfriend isn't real.The dogs you rape are. Stop smoking meth it is making it impossible for you to separate fiction and reality.
>>563651573Do you know what a joke is?
>>563651567I think it's more likely he doesn't know shit and Shenna, Crogge, and anyone else that had access to the "Turtle WoW News" account has taken the bag and ran without telling the devs shit.
>im not really mentally ill its just a joke
>>563651781>3d modeleryea he wasn't sued.he can't know the exact details, unless he also signed the agreement.
>>563651250What exactly is a competent warlock?
>>563651945Neither crogge or shenna signed the agreement
>>563651996crogge and shenna did through AFKcraft
>>563652076Proof?
>>563652135
>>563651718It seems like you don't.
>>563649653I mean unironically yes, everyone is playing into his fetish. The more you talk about him the better it is for him
Is Gramble or Archer the guild master of <Evil>?
>>563652292So no proof then. Good talk.
Deflowering and impregnating Sheena's pristine princess pussy.
>>563651390>>563651781If you see anyone in the guild <who did it> playing the same class as you in a BG copy his talents for pvp. Even if they look stupid. That is the guild this nigger is in, and he shared information on the new BWL mechanics with them so they could get server first, and you just know he's going to be sharing the dampening information with them as well so they will all know how to game the system to do the most damage with the least dampening.
>>563652851ain't no way that thing has a flower or is pristine. isn't she nearing her 40s?
>Vladimir? Amigo! This is the deal, we remove all the sanctions if you give us Shenna, great deal, best deal even, think about it.
What mental illness is this?
>>563653586He plays a human male, I guarantee it
>>563653586stockholm syndrome
>>563653586epoch players were mentally ill. Every single one of them.
who else gonna play area52 with mei will be starting my new guild "fresh princes of blair"
>UPDATEUPDATE>UPDATEUPDATE
>>563653586surely this is a guy doing a bit and he made the "Ranjii1996" account just for this
>>563653165why are shaman players so retarded
>>563654254He would own you.
>>563654194
>>563608176Yes, female worgen specificallyIf that's not available, female draeneiIf THAT'S not available, femnelf
>>563654190He's right
>>563654395this is exactly the kind of person id imagine spends their days ganking in redridge
>>563654415Lorellai...
a guy was talking about being a polish jew with intergenerational trauma and i got banned for telling him that i wish his entire bloodline was gassed.
>>563628302wow, DON'T CARE either log in and raid with with us or don't like a sagefagging attentionwhore
Where's the announcement?
>>563653165He banned Lilyi too for killing <who did it> members in BGs.
>>563655268China didn't agree to shutdown and now they are panicking, because they already agreed to the judgement.
This reminds me of that time when a bald human mage started laughing after he lost a roll and then wiped the group, then he left. A couple minutes later his friend who was also in the group said he is severely mentally ill and is worried because he is telling him he will kill himself and he has tried to do it before.I checked a couple of months later if that mage ever came online. He didn't, that dungeon group was the last time he was ever online.
Overdose on heroin, Ogtucker.
>>563653165isn't that the guy who banned lilyi?
>TBCnot even stormforge could maintain a healthy TBC population
>>563655821Why do these retards release so many servers when they barely have enough players for one?Negative iq pajeets
>>563655821>"preserving the authentic feel">x5 XP rate
It's time <Branded> and <Evil> stops bickering and team up to take down the real enemy, <who did it>
>>563655524>killing yourself after losing a rollhonestly doing everyone in his life a favor. imagine being that guy's family or confidant and hes just having some insane schizo melty because he didnt get a mundane drop in a medieval clicker game
>>563655921I only want MoP fresh bros....
>>563656034the authentic dogshit tbc private server that dies after 1 month feelgummy would be proud
>>563656034who's that semen demon?
>>563653694Post your dick Elaynna. I bet it isn’t even that cute.
>>563656406The chinks betrayed Shenna
>>563656406chink turtle admins announced they refuse to comply and shut down the SEA serverswhich means Lizzard will hold Shenna and Co accountableit's over
is turtle dead or alive? i'm playing gacha untill we get the annoucement
>Ogtweakerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu6o0OFjGI0
>>563655821>>563655921cause TBC is the worst expac in terms of pop sustainability>start on fresh>run through rep/bis grind>raidlog>new players could not get past attunes cause not a single person do 5ppl at that point
>>563657334>new players could not get past attunes cause not a single person do 5ppl at that pointthis is basically turtle
wow endgame is world pvp while leveling
>>563656890Population has been dropping like a rock since the announcement. There's barely 2000 people online now.
Project Epoch?
>>563653694*plap*i came
>>563650719he wasn't groomed. he's a fetishist. which is much worse. if he was weak and groomed into degeneracy that would be forgivable. what's so disgusting about trannies and the like is that they demand we participate in their fetishism. trannies who don't make any impositions on the rest of society aren't doing anything wrong. the problem is that their fetish demands they impose on us, because they cannot achieve contentment internally with a desire they can never fulfill.you will screw with them the hardest by asserting they are simply autogynephilic fetishists and that there's no such thing as being transgender, because there isn't. being gay is essentially also a fetish, but you can engage in homosexual behavior. you can't become the opposite sex when you can never change your chromosomes and don't have the correct genetic data. this is why regular fags are so much more bearable.
>>563658031dead and burried
gummy status?
come play chromiecraft bros!
>>563656890Most guilds I know are currently unable to raid because they don't have enough people anymore. I think around 30% of the playerbase left.
>>563658531grim...
>>563658606uh oh, that raid and likely guild are truly dead and buried
>>563650392>fucking a virtual bear isn'tActually, this is not acceptable either. Does anyone have a screenshot of Gramble having sex with a virtual bear? <Evil> will host a trial at Orgrimmar’s Ring of Valor, and he will be judged accordingly
>>563658531doesnt surprise me that a lot of people are jumping ship or taking a break from the fear of losing the servereven if the announcement comes that the server is staying up and everything is fine, itll take a while for the pop to recover.2k on nord is pretty comfy and AV has still been filling up to a full 40v40 all day so i dont mind
>drama troons are now gonna flood epoch Epochbros? still celebrating the death of TWOW? perhaps you didn't think about the consequences....
>>563659145I would see the entire private server community crumble and disappear if it meant Turtle would go down with them.
>>563658986>2kD E A DEAD
Guys this is Farewell from the guild <Evil> we have been fucked over by server resets, server lag,and lack of communication, just the genuine disrespect to the community is not tolerable anymore, we might reconsider if you compensate us by getting a sincere apology from the devs, other than that we are done, we will no longer be raiding, we will no longer playing your server because you clearly do not respect the community, it is quite unfortunate that we are done we all enjoy the game, but the sheer lack of sympathy for the community is just a spit in the face to us, we will remember all the pvp kills, all the raid bosses killed, GOOD BYE TO TWO AND HALF YEARS OF WORK
>>563659412maybe dial it back a little blizzjeet and be a bit less obvious
If Turtle doesn't go down I will never find the time to get my life in order and will probably just fucking kill myself
>>563658531>>563658606I checked the five guild discords I was in. 3 are unable to raid, either canceled or with too few sign-ups. It looks like one will attempt below scaling, and only one managed to fill their raid.
Bros, i'm actually fucking scared now?
>>563660047Nord sisters...
>>563660502OWARI DA...
What's the best tank class for epoch?
POCHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>563658531bowser should have said anything, they only made the situation worse by hinting at an annoucement and never delivering.
>>563660502Leakingcage won.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsAVyrPfEJI
>>563660502Flag is going to take this loss the hardest, methinks
>>563660502>1 single prot warrior all by himselfReminds me of a certain faildom
Which doms aren't faildoms?
>>563661476Me
>>563661550and WHO are YOU?
can i use body mods on epog...?my nelfie doesnt feel the same without them
>>563661651Yes.
>>563661651I believe it's against the rules
>>563661608WHOOO AM I WHOOOO AM IIM A BLACK MAN WITH A SHORT FUSE
certified truedoms:KeyholderTandrokWarhornThat one guy your crush meets after you log outcertified faildoms:TorzagJibOrbseekerGrambleFlagTelolFuutankElaynnoRackbrideZaptuahFuutransElekkow(You)
>>563661608Torzag
>What, no blowjob?>AND STAY AWAY FROM BRANDEDNot sure which was worse.
>>563656440I don't know you tell me. Does it look cute to you?https://litter.catbox.moe/4pa22ggj2b21l0xc.png
>>563657914There's literally no one leveling in the starter zones on Ambershire. Nobody wants to risk it. Meanwhile on Epoch I've already grouped up with like 8 people in my starting zone and /world chat feels more alive while only 150 people are on.>>563659145I'm not too worried, Epoch could use some more people I think a 700-800 pop would be pretty healthy. A fortunate side thing is that Epoch is basically unfindable by normies, it's not marketed anywhere and even completely hidden in the Ascension Launcher.
>>563662020The joke doesn't work because I said dick not cock and that's a hen.
Shutdown announcement coming soon.Thank you so much, TurtleWoW, the best WoW experience I’ve ever had.
>>563605795The news lately made me not want to put more time in to something that might be gone in a month. Epoch is dogshit so i'm playing nothing rn
>>563662167I know I wanted say something like "check out my cock" and then post it... but I eh... forgot.Also its a chicken so eh... just imagine its a rooster.
>>563662361ive been playing osrs but ive signed up for ascension area 52never played tbc before and classless tanking actually looks kinda fun
Any other mmos worth trying out?
Epoch fucking blows and the devs are incompetent i'd play it if they fixed literally anything about rogue in the month i played (lmao poisons didnt work the entire fucking time)
>>563662383Why would I need to imagine anything? The point of AI is you type a thing in and it makes it. Do it right.
>>563655821Speaking of TBC: How come the concept of "biking", or playing another person's characters, seems to be a BC-exclusive thing? Is it because of BC's hard restrictions on min-max amount/spec of classes for 25 mans?
>playing the stillbirth known as epoch>not just waiting 3 weeks for kronos 5
>>563662457Last time I played all poisons got fixed and worked fine.
>>563662807I'd like to player more than warrior, mage or priest
>>563662807Kronos has been dead for almost a decade. The new one is going to be even deader than Epoop.
Holy shit, how hard is it to just update the players?>Yes, turtle wow will shutdown>No, turtle wow will stay online>Guys, our team needs a bit more time but we'll update everyone in X daysFuck it, I'll check /wpsg/ in 7 days or so. Wasted enough time already expecting subhumans to act like a human being
>>563661793>warhornhe just watched the hunter pet have all the fun lol
The RICO mandigo rape squads are after shenna...And you are LAUGHING?
>>563663037Shenna and Crogge openly hate the players. Why would they do any of this?
>weekly patch happened without issues>devs and blue names still chatting on discordThe server is staying up and anyone trying to deny it is a coping blizzard shill
>ok we have ruled against u for blatant copyright infringement on your wow private server>we'll give u til june to stop tho heeheey not "cease all operations immediately"
>>563663197>meanwhile the person at the top
>>563663197This is a massive cope. They have two months. Updates could continue all the way to the deadline. Doesn't mean dick.Devs and GMs are left out in the dark. Only the admins know what's truly going on and they're not talking.
>>563663330Because they settled. Likely Shenna's lawyers asked for time for the server to be shut down and Blizzard gave them two months.
>>563660502flag can solo both raids btw
>>563663721It's official not stolen
>>563660502Is that real or is Aecheur making shit up for "content" again?
>>563663721thats not the domainthe actual domain was .nethttps://www.project-epoch.net/
>>563663886>french time zoneIt's just Aecheur being a spaz.
>>563663886>all those repliesit's an epic aecheur discord troll op, whenever the general is flooded with nonsense drama it's always them
What's there to announce? Why would you announce anything? That's not how you rug pull, nonny! Cold quit and wait until the last moment before you have to pull the plug. Leave some room for speculation for the YouTube videos and then just disappear.
>>563664061Thing is nobody ever falls for the bait. It's just him replying to himself pretending to fall for it.
>>563662561better?
>>563664250ya u can tell by the namefagging theres like 3 people in this thread rn
I'm late to the party but for how long was Project Epoch's domain name stolen by gold seller?www.project-epoch.com
>>563642476these freaks roll everywhere
>>563663721>>563664332>>563664514see >>563663946
they need to fix the fucking site jfc
>>563642476How would you know such a thing?
>>563642476How would you possibly know such a thing?
So, is it true that you can't use mods like big tits for females on Epoch?If that's the case then unfortunately I can't play it
It's not looking good turtle bros only the announcement can save us now...
(You), a retard:>"the pop is down by half people are jumping ship!!!"me, an intellectual:>"the pop is down by half because shenna turned the bots off"
>>563665287I don't think anyone here seriously believed that Ambershire was 5-6k pop.
>>563665287>>563665426>heh actually nobody is leaving because they were bots and the server was always this emptyso this is the power of cope...
>>563665034The reality is that even if they don't comply with the court settlement Turtle Wow will bleed so many players that it will die on its own.
>>563665034That's still 10 times the Epoch.
>>563666054And one hundred times more turd worlders
>>563665156It's true. Another great feature is anti troonmog goggles, more servers should add this.
>>563666321At least Epoch has a future.
>>563666415>baited nobody award
The whole "haha I'm going to make up obviously false shit" schtick is just a cope for having been caught. In Aecheur's case he was caught being a faggot who lusts after trannies and BLACKED porn, who failed at being a streamer and cried when BIOFEMS pretended to be troons to bait genetic dead end gooners like him. So he still struggles to "discredit" the thread by "epic trolling" it but buddy the truth is out there.
>>563666415Show hand.
>>563666731>one less 3rd world trannyThe filter is workin incredibly well i see
So what classes does Epoch need?
Are we having one last FMC if there's a shutdown announced?Winterspring, of course.
>>563667368Bee yourselfThis Friday there a community relaunch thing where most 60's will start leveling their alt to level with new players there's a noticeable uptick on Kezan which now has 200 pop during dead EU hours and 400 during peak time. Might increase a bit this weekend especially if Turtle doesn't announce anything at that point.
>>563667597Yeah, sure.
>>563667368Play warrior! I need tank friends...
>>563667368Shamans and locks, the usual.Surprisingly low amount of hunters and priests.
Which tank is good on Epoch
>>563666787Follow for more https://x.com/AecheurArchive and don't forget to like and subscribe
>>563665034just give it some time. players will come back once they realize that this is a nothing burger. we will be back to 7k+ peak turtle bro
Wheres the fucking announcement bowser you fat fuck
>>563666787aecheur was right though why would you want to biofem claiming to be a femboy.also what class does evil need
>>563667801I only tank for slutty elven priestesses
What race should I make my warlock on epoch, who looks coolest in warlock gear?racials don't mean shit anymore right?
>>563668191The thing is hot chicks do the tranny shit better than any actual tranny because they're attractive and don't look like men. That's why it's such a popular grift, because they're basically catering to the fantasy that gooners like Aecheur have for troons.
Do any of you bros play on Chromiecraft?It's in phase 1 wotlk now. I've rolled there a month or 2 ago and am enjoying the experience.
>>563668401Aecheur guild kicked me from Evil in July for being transgender :(
>>563668521what class do they need
>>563668378You can swap racials at 60 so they don't really matter.Imo undead (both male and female) have the best casting animations, female humans aren't bad either and look great in lock gear.
>>563667820>Surprisingly low amount of hunters and priests.lack of priests is not really surprising because changes are dogshit and shadow is literally unchanged
>>563668647BASED
>>563667368It has 30-40 concurrent players Only thing it needs is someone to put it out of misery
>>563668647aechuers more likely to kick you for being a woman than being trans
Tip:You can eat while drinking.
>>563669198what kind of fatass stuffs his mouth while hes drinking?
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>>563669198you can masturbate while shitting
Alright trannies. I'll give it a try.
Is it over..?
what if we made a guild on pochie and got world first mc...
>>563669982pov: you're an orc warrior
do I continue my pochie 32 nelf hunter with halved xp rates or make an alt?
>>563670201make an alt with halved xp rates
>>563670059I prefer orc hunters
>>563669982Only if we can erp along the way. You know, old habits die hard.
>>563670407You prefer orc hunter's pets
>>563670569I miss him...
>>563670569i dont......
Whomst else gonna roll on area52If ur a troonix user I'll help you get ascension installed with steam
>Bowser had to change the timeframe for the announcement after he spoke to the chinks and they told him that they are in charge and he can fuck offIt's so fucking over lmao
>>563671126>ascensionno thanks
>>563671484Where r u moving since its not epoch
>>563671126>the deadest ascension servermiss me
can't create a new OP/wpsg/ ended before Turtle Wow did...
>>563671353bowser thought it'd be as simple as>yea guys sorry we agreed to shut down all servers>Okay my master! but instead got told>宁我负人,毋人负我
>>563671353>>563671610TURTLE TRANNIES IN THE GRAVE TONIGHT
>>563671579synastria
>>563671610What a bitch, fucking SAY NOTHING IF YOU'RE GONNA DO THIS
>>563671613Which is the most alive private server
I'm having trouble posting on a different board. Testing here.
>SynastriaAbandon all hope, ye who enter here
>>563671353I do think that's the reason now. It's possibly an NDA but since he is so liberal with the timeframe probably not. Im going to guess the private settlement from Blizzard was no damages needing to be paid, so they are happy to take their bag and run if it just costs closing the server. The chinks might be causing them a lot of stress right now since Blizzard lawyers will likely rescind that earlier offer and ask for damages going forward if they get fucked around.
>>563671898Its site wide come play wow with us to pass the time
>>563672007There are 2 people online in Evil.
>>5636718984chan is fucked today I keep getting connection errors.
Which is more fun to play, shaman or priest?
>>563672261what class does evil need?
>>563672261Have you been paying attention to the thread even if turtle isn't kill the pop has declined to the point it's unplayable so we're rolling on another serverNow we have to actually pick a server and nobody can agree on one
>>563672519An English class
nelf, human or dwarf priest?
>>563672642nelf priest sexo
>>563672572no shit there is no agreement what are your options even?retailbeard?pure niller that will die out in 2 weeks?paymane?fagtotes abandonware?mopslop?there is nothing like turtle and you can thank shenna for it
I prefer healing as priest in dungeons, but I always lose the will to play once RFC or SM are the only option. Truly horribe dungeons. Are the ones after those worth it? I enjoy WC the most.
>>563672572>it's unplayablelolMaybe in 2-3 weeks if Bowser still doesn't say anything.
>>563672934yeah so quit ur whining and pick a serverdoesnt have to be with other anons but complaining will get you nowhere
>>563673121Gnome is fine as well. But after that?
>>563672934Epoch is closest to trannywow but with a better client, way better custom content and 0 p2w or p2skip cash shop itemsIt had a botched launch but now that it has competent server hosts and trannywow operators won't be able to ddos them anymore it actually has a chance at a kino revival
>>563673121>Updateblackrock depths is the best dungeon in the game. If you like WC you'd probably like Sunken Temple
I will be playing MoP fresh if Legion isn't out by then.
>>563673121What's so bad about SM?
>>563672572>the pop has declined to the point it's unplayable so we're rolling on another serveryea turtle is basically kill it was hard enough to get a group last week, this week i've given up.
>>563673387small corridors, mostly.just a very uninteresting setting.
>>563673268plus gaytotes and his band of merry men cant fuck around banning everyone this time
>>563673387SM would be fine if it was 2004 and faggots would be willing to run more than 1 wing. But no it's 2026 they really want me to walk 35 minutes for 1 wing and if they do want another run it's almost always people who just live to spam armory.best thing turtle did was add dungeons that let you skip going to SM at all and RFK at all.
>>563673268>way better custom content Lmao
>>563673813no SM mega dungeon or raid is a fucking crime
where news i want to shitpost
>>563673813I still like doing Each SM wing once for the quests and some of the loot.
>>563673268Be less obvious Epoop jeet
>>563673268>>563673591they also aren't keen on progressing it as wellnot even have MC opened what is this a fucking joke?
>>563673909There was that Vanilla+ private server years ago that planned to just merge SM into one 60 dungeon. I think Blizzard had the idea to do it for phase 2 of SOD but decided on Gnomer instead as the capstone dungeon (retarded decision) I believe separating it was a poor idea on Blizzard's part due to the level ranges making you return multiple times and it's a pain in the ass for Alliance players to venture there. Obviously Armory is only wanted by certain classes which creates another issue with forming groups.
>>563673883prove me wrong
>no new threadit's over
>>563673268the new quests in existing zones are much better on epoch, and while I love wc and dm the new versions are also pretty good
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>>563674853Timbermaw Hold, Stormwrought Ruins and Dragonmaw are just on a different level to Epoch's custom stuff, mainly scale and art wise. Mechanically Epoch custom boss fights were solid but that's about it. When it comes to new zones it's not even close because Epoch has none. There is no comfy Northwind equivalent in Epoch.
>Chinks ruined turtle>Now they are ruining Shenna and Bowser's life by refusing to co-operate with shutdownFucking deserved for capitulating to the bugmen in the first place
>>563675525>New zones = good contentHere's your (You)
fuck turtle i'm playing at gummy's
>the new epic alliance strat in AV is to skip IBGY, get wiped while defending towers and get ressed at balinda while horde takes the entire base north???did i miss something?am i getting too old for wow?
>>563674552I kinda liked the Gnomer raid tbdesu. At least everything past Crowd Pummeler Thermaplug was a fun boss
>>563671701basedthey should allow transfers to the chink server for 100 usd per character
new thread dokonew server dokomy wow addiction is killing me...
>>563671353Yeah this is most likely it.
the final thread...
>>563671353>chinks stealing russian tech that they were generous enough to share with thema tale as old as time
wallcraft will be in its ascendancy after he leveraged Blizzard to shut down TurtleWoW.
>>563679985>>563679985>>563679985
