Previous: >>563663823>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Nishino Flower (3*), Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Daiwa Scarlet (Power), SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT), SR Sweep Tosho (Wit)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event>Schedule04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Lucky Lilac (3*), SSR Aston Machan, SR Hishi AmazonNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
tsk
dead website
Sex with this thread
I could use a good parent run instead of the shit I've been getting.
this general is the brownest right now, all you retards do is gay ERP faggotry
>>563688183Anyone else wants to join? Rules are the following>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline >9 million monthly quota until end of June>Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes or else>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here and put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
Hello /uma/
are we back? 2 days later?
I greatly appreciate the ruby images in my feed todayI want her to bounce on it silly style
>>563688183RUBY LOVE
>>563688183
Digitan LOVE
>>563688352Hi carlos
Broken Captchas, like Moot's Ghost suggested
>Error: Upload failed.hory shet we're SO BACK!
>Everyone posts what they've been wanting to say for hours>No substance whatsoeverCould you guys ask a chatbot to write your next posts? Truly pathetic
>>563688294I won.You lost
>>563688336I love you, Tachyon posterEvery single post you make is greatDo you want to kiss
I deserve an /uma/ bf
>>563688352Fuck off back to your general gookako
Does it broked again
No way it’s broken again, right?
>upload failedONORE
Sweepy's butt on my face
Can anyone hear me?
>>563688649The hell is going on? Is it over for 4chan?
tranny
Matikane
Test
so dead...
we're back
She's ready.
tell me about SmartFalconI love her VA
>>563688649This is your fault anon, should've chosen Yappy Yeppers
Trainer-san, with the captcha being down you can squeeze in some training
test
>>563690082I need umamilkies
>>563690082You can't post that
>>563690082
>>563685421few would understand the joys of fucking a cute girl while she kisses another cute girl
Hello?Umamusume?
we back?
i was almost free
>>563690349HIIIIIIIII ANONDACCHI
>site dead for most of the day>mood goes upincredible
Don't call her KWABoli
>>563690581>artist drew the Special Wife version I begged for on X(you) WILL marry Special Wife
Why live, if I can't suckle on Marvey's Marveys...
HELPI just used a ticket and got agnes digital, does anyone have a good race agenda for her? I know she's good at dirt and turf but sadly I don't have enough for long or sprint
Mediumsloppa is not for me
>>563690082Can she be used a pace?
>>563690801Go for tiara route with mile and dirt g1s
>>563690801Triple Tiara with some Dirt races mixed in like the Tokyo Daishoten, Japan Dirty Derby, and your choice of JBC Classic or Ladies' Classic
>>563690801Taiki is a big girl.
>>563690942Depends on the race but generally no
>MANT so bad it killed /uma/ 3 times in a day
It's Bourbon, not Barbin
>>563690801Same as Tiara but you run Tokyo Daishoten on Classic and Senior Late Dec, February Stakes on Senior Late Feb, Teio Sho on Senior Late Jun, and Champions Cup on Senior Early Dec.Japan Dirt Derby dependent on your summer training, Senior JBC if you lost Classic QE2
>>5636910684 u
>>563690740>>artist drew the Special Wife version I begged for on XEXPLODE
>>563691127
Which one of you is running Sweepy on 4chan servers
>>563690942Marvy is for latechads only
>>563690348Tachyon would actually do this with Cafe's trainer and force Cafe to watch
>>563690986site is so broken I can't even listen to the bue bue bue bue bue bue bue bue bue bue bue bue bue post, it's completely over
>riceniggerDeserved, get fucked faggot.
I love Agnes Tachyon
>>563691391isn't it great?
>gentildonna banner isn't until late 2028what the actual fuck? I genuinely CANNOT wait that long. can't they release her early or something?
>>563689987For what? Long slop into heaven?
>>563691496I can post again!
>>563691364This is good...I should see if I can write this...
>>563691589Enjoying the fgo experience yet?
you are so slow today /uma/you are no winning any race like this
>>563691589it's not that bad, we're already half way through 2026
>>563691659Fgo never accelerated while we're going at 1.5x the pace
>>563691589That’s her rerun banner, her inital banner is in a bit over a year and a half
How long until they fix capcha?
>>563691589>I genuinely CANNOT wait that longYou gonna die in two years or something?
>>563691496>>563691627hey, me too!
>>563691743Yes and we'll always be 2+years behind so same thing
>>563690348Yuri is truly a miracle
>>563691773>fixWhy not just disable it for the meantime like old times
>>563691775Considering what world leaders are doing to the internet and existence itself, probably
I have a front ace and a late ace. is it a waste to run a single dominator? should I just make a second front or a second late gambler?(I don't want to use xoguri)
>>563691873thats a nice imagehowever, that is a trash postkeep your faggot schizo war to reddit or /b/
>>563691792Based!!!
tachyon is only good for justifying uma giantess porn with her wacky experiments
don't die /uma/, some of you haven't even won plat with your oshi
All of xoguri's costume events fire before classic, right?Debating on whether I should buy 3 recoveries right now
>>563692096No
>>563692040I'll die before my oshi gets released
>got the Mejiro Ryan Biggest Fan titleI DON'T EVEN LIKE HER I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE A USABLE PARENT
>>563691519no it really isn't
>>563690740>(you) WILL marry Special WifeI'm ok with that
Shit website
>>563692134hang in there bwo
shame skills arent better.. that lucky overstam mightve been my key to victory
It's Shichi's birthday! Her VA drew art of her!
https://x.com/i/status/2044560332891590810NICE NEICHA
>>563692096theyre random anon, most runs luckily contain them, but you can easily have one of them not trigger. I recall missing winter runner a few times when she came out
>>563692186Personally, I'm very much pro bue bue bue
>>563691925How much are you willing to gamble?Single front means you're gambling that someone else will bring another front so if you bring another late gambler that's like triple the gamble. Don't think single front + dominator is worth it, maybe hybrid Rudolf/Grass could work
>>563691873I couldn't post on 2ch even with the umatop proxies I needed to play JP, would you happen to know of any other way to post there
odds I settle with A Mediumevens I keep trying to get S with 5* medium sparks
>>563692592Good luck bwo
>>563692592I believe
>>563692526Yes, but I don't think spoon feeding you would do you any good
>>563692592who are you training if you can only scrounge up 5 medium?
>>563691873Notice how he says he wants us to leave this place and learn Japanese, not him. He wants this place for himself and the schizos. What a selfless fellow, fighting the schizos for us
>>563692634>>563692723thanks gwos>>563692765front xbiwa
>>563688183I'm wasting my allotted hourly image post on this
>>563692738Be a good bwo, pwease...
are we still exploding
I NEED UNLISTED RICE LEWDS SOMEONE
>>563692397why can't i look!?
When spark rerolls first come out is it just rerolling once?
scuffed cm13 attemptI got 0 (zero) rainbow stam trianings...also my first 3* pwr end closer pink so that's nice for B folks
Learning with Zenno Rob Roy!
>>563693069once for extra tp, then again with carats for whales
Bridge... Comp?
nice>>563693297me in the middle
>>563693297Cuter than Spe
>>563693297Mob umas are still umas
Think fast.
post something sleepy
aaaaaaaaaa give me free carats i want rob roy and other cute umas too even though they only have at most 10 mins of read time
>>563693297Me on the right
>1 career is 30TP againThank fucking god
i didnt know 4 mood downs were possible in a single turn
d-dacchis...? we're back you know...
>>563693682One must be broken down to be built up better
I like the yellow present the most
>>563693036
Thread so slow
>>563693632Damn. Maybe I should pull for Machan.
umachan is le killed
I guess the Japanese don't fuck with Donna
>>563694042
It's her birthday, say something nice about her
>>563694204kek what a gorilla
>>563694185sex with cbhugging cbchuckling cbsmooching cbcb>>563694204gentle wife
>>563694204fucking dumb plebs. I'll buy the entire stock.
what the hell I'm out of TP
>>563694204That falco one is made for hotglue
>>563694308nyo
>>563694204be wary of tourist trap store bwomy normalfag friend got scammed into spending 3k yen on a prize figure last month
>>563694308sex nature
>>563694084I think her meme is forced but god damn is she hot
>>563693812I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>563694308fuck nature
>>563694659>19USD for a prize figure >scam
>>563694308I have spilled the most amount of semen to you out of all the umas. You are #1 to me already . Nice Nature!!!!
sound doko?
>>563694308Women with low self-esteem make my dick hard
>>563694659And pigging out for uma musume (game) isn't?
>chink moot hasnt made an umachanwtf chinkstein, please fix
>>563695012I don't believe you
we talking about cocks again?
>>563695147catbox please wake up
>>563695226Only if you do your MANT runs
I wish I had a Mirako wife
Rudolf.
>>563694308I bet her ear socks smell nice
>>563695376
>>563695376mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nyo
>oh fuck too much shop points, gonna buy this mirror since still classic first half>I can't use itstop distracting me /uma/
cygay, make riko the main love interest that loses to uma trainees
biblically accurate flower
>>563695472>>563695453For that you will be cast into the Unity mine hell
>Lates can have 5 accels and 8 midrace skills and still job to Xog
>>563695595Danchou here, I know what you're doing
>>563694957Best I can do is 3.50
>>563695595Danchou here, how the fuck do you have nearly 600 speed before debut I don't get it
how do i stop beiing brown?
If I don't get Puncture Perfect Charming pre-debut, I reset the run. Simple as that.
>>563695595Danchou here, I'm jealous of your benes perenness :DDDD
never lost TSS by such a small margin.
>>563695747Potato peeler
>>563695994What a dick
>>563695994do stallions really
>>563695994typical dotonigger
This damn BRAT.
>>563695773>wishing for charming pre-debut
>>563695994Extremely evil horse
YOU BITCH YOU ONLY SHOWED UP RIGHT FUCKING AT THE END
>>563696241KILL IT WITH FIRE
>>563696492You still have time bro, you will totally get it to finish
>>563695569why are little coon and glasse cheering at their trainer about to get fucked?
>>563696492She does anything for her classmates, and you aren't one
am so horny right now hehe
>>563694204glue glue glue glue glue glue
>>563696741Would
>>563696741naughty anon
>>563696492I've card cards speedrun entire chains during the last months of a run, mainly Kita and pic related.
How does the jewtuber carat calculator come to the conclusion of 20K carats per month?125 per day (dailies + paid pass) * 30 + 1200 (4 * weekly class 6 retention) + 500 bonus from the pass + 125 * 4 (free login bonus) + rank A club 2.7K = 8.1K carats/month
So /uma/ do you have any trainees you have unlocked but haven't yet gotten around to running a career with or don't care about at all so aren't even planning on doing one? For me it's these ones. I'm definitely going to do a career with Suzuka and og Rice later on. Suzuka's kind of meh currently since she can't get runaway and for Rice I'm already using her vampire costume version.
>fast learner>good stat lineBut>medium A>all chains either agemasen’d or didn’t finish
>>563693467
>>563696808God I love Duramente. Can't wait for her.I also love Air Groove.
>>563696887Bro your CMs
>>563696895>don't care forCreek, Eishin, Doto, Teio>one day eventuallyCafe, Mambo, Chiyono
>>563696887CMs give what, 2-3K per month? Even if there's 2 in a month, you score the best possible and get SS rank club, it's like 16K carats in on month
>be me>make triple dominator team>what I imagine happening:>xoguri is in first around the last corner. Three debuffs hit her. She staggers back, shuddering, whispering the words "th-that pressure..." Grass Wonder suddenly passes her. The race is over. The other two trainers see a video playing of Symboli Rudolph with lightning coming out of her eyes saying the phrase "you should kill yourself, NOW.">what actually happens:>Grass Wonder hits Pump, MBP, OYL, Ignited Spirit PWR, NSM, and From the Brink. She comes in 5th. Valentines Flash is 8th and Rudolph is 9th. Only one of them used Dominator. The other two trainers smile and go get loving gentle femdom handjobs from their girlfriends. I realize I forgot to do my taxes.I hate this game.
>>563697303Events and gibsAll of them are repeats from JP so you can do the exact math
>>563697303meant for >>563697168
>>563696887Event carats?The base carats are kinda dogshit
love chili peanuts>>563697385this happens tho
>>563695994CLEAN IT UP JANNY
>>563696887The majority comes from participating in celebration missions, CMs, and especially various story events.
>>563696887your random gibs?
>>563697226You should start caring for Teio immediately.
>>563697580I would rather break a leg
>>563696895I've been playing since release and I still haven't trained Tachyon or Fuku.
>>563696887you can look in the timeline hidden columns to see where exactly the carats are coming from, there's usually at least one big event per month worth about 2k and then smaller missions for G1 races worth a couple hundred each, hundreds for new uma stories etc. It's not quite 20k a month every month but when you add the huge anni and golshi week bonuses it's roughly that much over an entire year
>>563688183Im deeply concerned for our uma whalesThey're coming back right?
>max out SPD in the last day of second summer>all those +0 stats from races and epithets
>>563697803Ralkosbros... Will we have to add new whales for every new event going forward...
>>563697803'Tis the scircle of lifeWhales die, shitters fry...or something
>>563697903I hope he's just busy filing his taxes.
low rolled wit sadly but I don't see getting a better inspo than this
>>563698084there is a 4th recovery there right ..
>/uma/ pays their taxes
>>563697943
>>563698117u=ma2, shadow break and baracole are top
>>563697803f2pgawds claim another one
>>563696895The Kitasan free pulls spooked me with Curren Chan and Ayabe. They're the only ones in the stable I haven't played yet, I don't have much interest in training the demon during MANTblazer, and I don't look to consider Ayabe until I borrow Mr. CBT in a few weeks.
>>563698143so many responsible anons on here..
>>563697803what club was Ralkos in?
How come Nishino doesn't seem to get any older even after three years have passed?
>>563697747Ok but whose leg
>>563698313She is fully grownShe will stay that size foreverEnjoy
>>563696895>hating Risho & BrightSoulless monsterHishiama deserves better too
>>563698259Left umao after they stopped being S rank
orange
>>563698259I think he joined some discord botter club
>>563698143You don't?
purple
All the cuties are gone
>>563698545I love orenj.
>>563698658I'm here...
>>563698585Never!I already did
>>563698382I don't hate Rice at all, I just haven't gotten around to doing a career with her when I'm using her vamp version. Bright and Hishi I just pulled a couple of days ago when I spent 200 pulls on Nishino.
>>563698804How does Urara make money if she can't win races in timelines where she's not the player's trainee?
>>563698758you're not allowed to larp as us, lifehaver
>>563697574
need someone like this
>>563698143I filed them like 2 months ago when I got my w2
>>563698670Same!
>>563698941I aspire to one day steal from the government as well as you, please understand
>>563696895i haven't run 6 careers but its bcuz stupid mant. Have yet to meet an uma i don't like.
>>563699425
>>563699425she's so hotkinda been interested in palmer as of late though
>>563699636palmer is ugly and has no personality
>>563699636
Double dominator?For pussiesI'll go double dom AND tether end closer xoguri
>>563699235Im just running these trio in the upcoming mile CM, wonder how it will go.
>>563696895all spooks / freebies i otherwise wouldn't have rolled for.
Retard from last night here. Between the helpful anon and Grok I was able to launch Sweepy, but the window is blank. What did I screw up this time?
>>563699765Mambo...
>>563699792Your life
>People are unironically too retarded to use sweepyJesus
>>563699663if you're going to be rude at least elaborate
>4/16
>>563699753>I'm running the full meta team, wonder how it will go
>>563699846Zoomers can't handle fucking Mario 64, so it's not surprising
>>563699846Well for starters, I am not retarded so I don't have to use Sweepy
>>563699792Probably a browser issue
>>563699792>111.1.1.1.1111Retard bwo... that was an example of the IP address of the emulator I told you to find....Ask Umagrok for Mumu addresses and how to get them, it will give you a common list that will surely be the one you are needing
>>563699841Obviously, I'm posting in /uma/. Why is Sweepy not working though?
>>563699956>Whole generation that grew up on nothing but tech>Turns out to be the most tech illiterate generation yet, even more so than Boomer somehowMagical stuff
>>563699991Stop erping
>>563699991I love this imageIt is very sex
>>563699956>Zoomers can't handle fucking Mario 64called out...I had this opinion for a long time, and how it was a shit game because of the controls, but then I got invited to play a multiplayer mod of it and I got pretty good within like an hour of playing and now I genuinely think it's a great game
>>563699753At first you are winning, and then you lose
>>563699857Palmer is the second ugliest Mejiro after Ryan. Her whole personality is to orbit and copy Helios
>>563700014
>>563700073Have sex with me so I stop being horny>>563700086Me to gwo, Mirako is so smug and sexy here, really makes me want to correct her
top 6 wbu
>>563700157>seven ugly rich umas>all femcels
Cow wife... good!
>>563700157ramonu is right there...also there's something to relate to there
>>563700216this is why they need trainer
>>563700157McQueen >>>>>>>>> Dober = Ardan > Bright > Ramonu > Palmer > literal indian shit > Ryan
>>563700181YWNBAW
>>563700157Ignore, Train, Train, Sex, Train, Ignore, Marry
>>563700236everyone's been saying this
>>563700236Proof?
>>563700098As a rule of thumbIf a game is boring solo and fun with friends, it's not a good game, but you at least got good pals
>>563700295>>563700157Ardan, Dober, Ramonu, Mcqueen, Bright, Palmer, RyanMcqueen has weird looking eyes
>>563700182
>>563700290No
>>563700385holy sweepertosher lmaooooo
>>563700157Marry, Ignore, Sex, Sex, Ignore, Train, Sex
>>563699956Yes, that's correct. I am a zoomer below the age of 30.
>>563700469>>563700315why are men like this
>>563700236
>>563700157Marriage and procreationTrain herTrain meFornication with the purpose of recreationHeadpatsWombpatsTrain
>>563700438you weren't supposed to point that out...
>>563700390yes
>>563700157>day 1>mcqueen is cute and ryan is uggo and therefore worst mejiro>year 1>army of bland mejiro "refined women" makes ryan stand out and is therefore best mejirofunny how that works out.
>>563700345See!
>>563700586I know what you are
>>563700650NTA but it was pretty obvious bro
>>563700664I require further evidence
>>563700784try to find my graph then if you're so confident
>>563700586Dober yaoi
>>563700803That should be sufficient
>>563700887my dickinside of my CFs funny place
>>563700661Tomboys are ugly, that's a fact.
>>563700664I like the idea of Scarlet giving her tiara to our daughter. very cute passing of the torch. She's worn it her whole life it's probably a tsukumogami guardian spirit by now.
Save the satono bloodline, torena!
>>563700014The iphone and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
>>563701081jealous little tranny you
>killed a run after senior summerfuck you danchode
>>563701063she's not into losers, sorry!
>>563701176no
>>563701209
>>563700887i'm not really a data digger but its been 17 days of last month + 15 days of this month, pretty even split, so i'd imagine you probably had around 130m fans last month. if you're in an uma club it shouldn't be too hard to find you, and with big numbers like that you're probably in /uma/ club itself. if not, you're the obvious top line in one of the other 9 A+ clubs. its either steady line to 130m or a lower line with a sharp uptick after kita's release. lets glance at chrono and see if anyone fits the bill.
>>563701212I'm not a loser, cuz I'm her precious CF, and she is mine. Good night.
scarlet raped me in the hotsprings
BRIAN-SAN!!!! KAKKOII!! SEKAI SAIKYOU!!!! MUTEKIDA!!! KYAAAAAAAAAA~
>>563701423*Maroon 5 - Animals playing in the background*
>>563701370>>563700887checking last month for uma club...elfie is that you?
>>563701423nice tits
Fillies or Asahi Hai for triple crown route?
>>563701590doesnt matter, but you should run fillies.
>>563701641why though
>>563701564>using a pajeet uma to represent your club
>>563701564I actually believed for a second that you would find it...how disappointing
>>563701702Amazon is american
>>563699987This turned out to be true. The shitty version of Brave that opens local html files just breaks some things. I had to set Edge as the default to fix it.>>563699991Also corrected that. Thanks again for the help. I can finally start cooking real food instead of Taco Bell and frozen pizza every night.
>>563701702>r/woosh
>>563701698it's fillies
>>563701416Pics or it didn't happen
>>563701393
>>563701718sorry, i know that one and his line matching my theorycraft threw me off, plus your energy was kinda like his.maybe some other more impersonal, objective number cruncher better than I shall come along and figure it out.
>>563700586Is that the same attitude you had when you sucked my dick?
>>563701745She needs to be sent back to India
>>563701673
>>563702041*chibi Tachyon gets blown up*
>>563702082
https://gofile.io/d/5mbIP5Hello does this BAKUSHIN work? BAKUSHIN
>>563701698He doesn't know
>on one of the best MANT runs I have ever been on>Fast learner AND Anshinzawa top option succeeded early>Akikawa decides to give me dogshit skills>No medium S>Bijin, Kitasan AND Sunday didn't finish their chains>Twinkle Climax all had no rainbowsI was skeptical when anons said that acquiring fast learner rigs the runs to be worse, but this 100% convinced me. Holy fucking shit. God forbid I can have fun running the student council team in this next CM.
>>563702127Heh
But what if umapyoi
>>563702171whats the explanation behind bakushin having the power to summon cherry blossom trees? In the anime its implied that they just have superhuman strength.
>>563702193know what
>>563701854>>563701718what the hell, one more guess
>>563701590I would do Asahi Hai because you avoid the menaces that are Pearl, Nishino and Vodka.
>>563702216She deserved it
>>563701698Fillies is an easier track for most umas and it lets you pivot to the Tiara route if you need toFuturity Stakes doesn’t do anything
>>563702353You can't post that... it's against the rules...
>>563702353
>>563702171This is the only time I can say that I am horse sized
>>563702281nyo, but I appreciate your effort~
>>563702353drinking curren's umatitty umamilksend post
>>563702330it's literally the exact same track. the difference is that JF has nishino flower as a potential rival. if she's there, take asahi hai.
>>563702536for parent farming which one are most people running
Anyone want to erp
>>563702171>trannyshit in both image and videoNeck yourself
>>563702536Damn, I didn’t realizeI don’t know why I job so much more on Futurity Stakes
>>563701718Closest match to my estimation is picrel
>>563702567Probably Asahai since most will run the triple crown, even if it does nothing for it. Or to put it another way, trainers will go out of their way to the fillies when going tiara
this will work and I'll get corner recovery
Rice Villain has been indicted for crimes against umanity.
>>563702760It wouldn't
>>563702692wait, so uma club is mostly indians? grim
>>563702760How whale
>>563702760It works, but you get Dodging Danger
>>563702760>they never learn
>>563702760You will get Straightaway Recovery
>>563702576you forgot your chiyo image
>>563702692Some insane rivalry going on there
>>563702789>>563702804>>563702814>>563702823>>563702841holy fucking shit bwos. THIS IS THE RUN>>5637028040LB yeppers lol
>>563702795>slaving away in a game for carats instead of paying 5 bucksAre you surprised they are thirdies?
>>563702823Turf Queens memes is the only thing I miss about Unity
hello umadacchi can we post images again...
>>563702979we can! welcome back
Birthday Girl
>>563702876This shouldn't be possible
>>563702876Based!Hows LB0 Yeppers working for ya?
Rulership X Gold ShipShip Ship x Ship
>club dramatrannies trying to force schizo narrativesGrim
>>563702795>>563702923>A class citizens are piping upSilence, filth.
>>563703009it's fixed now yay
>>563703096>>563683221
>>563702861I didn't hear no
thank you for the trivia zenno! anyways lets head out to the track to train... zenno... why is there a metal bar folded over the door handles? zenno where are your clothes?
+777, Head-on, Uma Stan and GroundworkThis XOguri despite not having S med is surprisingly beating other XOguris.
>>563703113Ahhh. I see we are falseflagging early today are we not?
sex with tachyon's shoe
>>563703154No.
How do we solve the Mare rapist problem??
>>563703191It's truuuuuue!
>>563703284We don't
>>563703062not really good to be honest. the 20ME and 1 wit from her MLB does help a little. I have one XOguri done with a borrowed yeppers, now I'm trying to use mine 0 LB borrowing NTR/Pasa trying to train a better one
>>563703280>>563688072
Nice double circle inspiration Cygames
>>563702619Anyony is projecting nyahaha
Is this skill basically the same as NSM? The wording is really confusing.
>>563703284Vasectomy
>>563703191>it scales....in which direction? Because Oguri has big donkey ears and is practically asexual
the ruby propaganda has worked a tad bit
>>563703531me on the left
>>563703415No
>>563703531me in the middle
>>563701423
>>563703563>>>/r/eddit
>>563703558Me on the right kissing you
6 months until Helios... I guess I should save to get atleast LB1 for the SMaru card
>>563703524The activation conditions sound similar in concept but use different keywords... It's so strange...
>>563703659Nope
>>563703531>zoomer vs loliBoth are shit>>563703696Skip her banner.
>>563703563I like this evil cheval grand
>>563703524It fires somewhere late race and not just in the final spurt.
mixed emotions
should I use kale juice and get this training done or just rest?
>>563703529oguri has not discovered sex yet but her carnal desires are currently being suppressed by insatiable hungershe just needs to realize why belno hangs out with kitahara
Dead thread theoryDiscuss
>>563703857About what bwo...
I've never seen double rainbows on speed for 2 days now...
>>563703890you would literally need to be mentally disabled to do that. you would have to be severely deprived of chromosomes to even consider this.
>>563703890Just rest
>>563703920just feeling a little restless is all...
>>563703949Consider running more than one speed card
how much of a cuck do you have to be to see **that** gold shitty line amd say to yourself "yeah, I like her"fucking low t beta faggot
>>563703949URA or MANT?
>>563703901I'M NOT THAT SMALL FUCK YOU
>>563703524That skill is mostly velocity and NSM is acceleration and lane movement. It's closer to RRA or VC than NSM.
>>563703890race four times
>>563703284>no urara?
post your best groundwork parents please been farming for so long
Any cute anons want to be dominated today ~
I still hope we get mahjong soul x uma collab one day
>>563703782She has the appeal of being an overconfident jobberVery satisfying character
>>563704005Go easy on the man. He probably had an abusive mother.
>>563704001I'm going to fuck you up desuwa >>563704014MANT
>>563704005
>>563704005when is the last time a woman spoke to you voluntarily outside of a service or business context
>>563703974I agree with you, but my last runs aren't ending well so I'm trying to see if it's my trainer mindset making me unable to even reach a SS XOguri
...So you can post dicks willy nilly but you can't post a lil bit of horse girl nip?Truly faggot homoerotic site
>>563704131Hahaha crazy you say that *rapes you*
>>563704101>mahjong soul>more NTRFuck off.>>563704119Buy the rape whistle
>lost all 5 clocks at Kikuka Sho>with 600 speed 400 stamina This game really just randomly decide to fuck up your entire run
>>563703983go do something fun that would take your mind off it
>>563704134once in 2025 previous to that i think was 2022
>>563704201We are gay here bwo
>>563703890i would just hit wit or just race 4x
>>563704229just do tiara
>>563704229>400 stamyou're barely making it bwo...
we have a TV at my wageslave job and today i was changing the channels and i found out we have a horse racing channel, i asked my boss if i could put it on and he said that it was a great idea because people like to watch niche shit while eatingwork is a little bit less shitty now that theres honses on the TV
>>563704005>low t beta faggotuh, i don't knoe if you've noticed, but that's all of us here in /uma/including (you)that said, city really is the worst of the gyarus. yes, even compared to that dyke helios
My personal schizo theory is that Mirako anon is NTR anon who is also Ryan anon, and Stegoanon, and Gentil anon, and Teio anon, and Curren anon, and...
>>563704229did you try switching to late surgerbut regardless shit's a huge gamble at that stam
>>563704415>>563688072
My schizo theory is that none of you are real
>>563704229I'd buy a white recovery and/or change to late unless you're playing an easy mode uma like Bourbon
>>563704387pama is the bestsex pama second is toesen
>>563702787Fake news
>>563704415>>563688183
>>563704479Shiraoki told me that the truth is that none of us are real, and this is all just the dream of a dead god
>>563704415Now this is a good post
My schizo theory is that you're all real but are all secretly mossad/cia agents ready to pounce on me the moment you find out who I am which is why I'll never join a room posted here or will I? FUCK YOU I'M NOT TELLING
>>563704490>toesen
Lala umaypoi
forever my kingu
Hey guys I wanna be a new schizoWhich uma is good for a new up and coming schizo?
>>563704703Calstone
>>563704703Amazon because brown
>>563704560who's the dead god?
>>563704703Depends on what you areTroon? Palmer is availableFag? You could post the new Bakushin or FujiDyke? KawakamiWoman? I see a distinct lack of Ardan shitpost so that could workStraight? Lmao we know you're not
>>563704703Ideally someone coming to global in 2028
>>563704703the most schizo uma ofc
horse pussy
>>563704693king cute
>>563704757It's a secret
>>563704703Some uma that absolutely nobody talks about https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/109601-no-reason
>>563704703Mr.CB or Ace are open
>>563704885Oyakodon
>>563704918But people post Yaeno Muteki all the time
>>563704703You need to think ahead. Choose an uma you don't want people to roll for because they will associate with your faggotry
>>563704950Ugly as fuck
>>563704983Are you blind? That's Bamboo Melody.
>>563704885I'm going to have to wait a million years for her to come out but I can't wait.
>>563704703Someone that isn't well liked already. You also can't use Teio because she's probably immune to schizoposting already not because people likes her but her posters' repvtation is ruined beyond repair.
>>563704740Unfortunately Calstone posters are too stupid or autistic to be schizo
>>563704940>Acewhat happened to the ace on my face poster?
Stop liking what I don't like.
Bamboo actually has a super cute voiceI like her
>>563705240Imagine getting chiyo a dog bowl and cumming in it and forcing her to drink it
>>563705120https://e-hentai.org/g/3868227/add8dc73cc/
>>563705347some anons would be into that
Why couldn't the schizo attach ximself to F*lco instead
People should like what I don't like
https://jiggie.fun/T2oBuy
>>563705408both falco and curren are CUTE and people should stop saying mean things
>>563705115switched to yankomanko
Most romance-coded uma in this game?
Is cloudflare still dead? Test.Umamusume pretty derby I love Kaichou Symboli Rudolf I don't want another warning for offtopic
>>563705549anyone but shitty
>>563705573You like Rudolf huh? Post your CM12 Ace then
>>563705549my oshi
>>563705549
>>563705549My umawife of course!
>>563705549(you)r wife
>>563705727Ascella story when?
>>563705616I sleep well knowing that Special Week is in horse hell getting dicked down by a giga fat Grass Wonder
neicha birthday!
>>563705635Your attempt at discrediting me has failed. Here is medium S cm12 SS Luna
Oh wow, that's rareIt doesn't seem like it but Gold City's trainer is kinda blue balling her 70% of the timeLike baiting her into flirting then immediately shooting it down or being dense about it lmao
>>563705917the site hates me where's my picture
Can I get some (You)s as a pickup?
>>563705727That's not NTR>>563706020
Is there some hidden lore on why bamboo memory and yaeno muteki look fucking identical ingame?I looked up the horses and while they are both chestnut horses with white feet, that's a pretty common appearance isn't it? It doesn't seem like that'd be enough or else 90% of umamusume would look the same as them.They were born in the same year - april/may 1985 - and earned about the same amount - 507m and 518m - but from what I can tell they didn't race the same races, so like they wouldn't be rivals.Different parentsDifferent jockeysDifferent ownersWhat's the tea?
>>563705993She's a gyaru, she don't deserve love.
563706020
>>563706020post dick
>>563705831rare yunipost more
>>563705993>Gold City's trainer is kinda blue balling her 70% of the timeisn't it the other way around?
>>563706078Brown umas aren't cute
>>563706078>oh, she's gonna throw a magic rock?>oh no, she's gonna charge a superpower>wtf a fucking sniper rifle?>HEY THIS IS A RACE I FORGOTSymbolis are weird
>>563704240I did a few chores so I'm feeling okay now, my form of therapy
>>563706151Shut up.
>>563705993She's a pussy, she won't rape her trainer anyway so it's fine
>>563706106yuniberse cuteI hope considering the accelerated sched she's in this year
>>563704757It's a stop-motion animation movie that took like 30 years to finish
I can fix her
i think brown umas shouldn't be in the game because they male me too horny to focus on running their careers
>>563706256this, but summer spe
>>563706251Average woman reactionNothing a couple doses of rape can't cure
>>563706239Wait no shit, I'm thinking of mad god
>>563706216Ugly edgelords >>563706251You can't fix a race traitor
Why are you not here?https://jiggie.fun/T2oBuy
>>563706191>chores as a therapyall of that works for me BUT doing laundry, ganbare!!
>>563701917she belongs back in the amazon with her latina kind
Brown wife...
cm13 rooms?
Is it ok to sexualize umas?
>>563688352lol >>563703119
>>563706414Brown =/= Spic
please post more sweaty brown umas thank you
>>563706482Didn't know we had unironic transexuals here
Is posting still dead
>>563706542oguri love!!!
>>563706492/uma/ doesn't have a funny resident mod...
>>563706645We wouldn't have any problems here if we had a resident mod...
Thoughts?
it's the end times dacchis, confess to your uma before the end
>>563705993This event is always going to be funny to me
>>563706645kot poster is our mod
>>563706729KEK
>>563706709
>>563706709sex
>>563702760this was supposed to be run bros, but the medium S didn't come. even got groundwork from a spook Falcon eventI'll probably use this one anyways
>>5637064814073 5146hope I didn't fuck it up
>>563706709cat
>>563706729She's uglier with make up
>>563706628That's not Ogurin...
>>563706729>suggest a title that would boost her popularity with her fans>get madwhat the fuck is wrong with her?
TCD
>>563706958Models are brands, not people.
Who's the Lord Frieza of Umamusume?
Is Trackblazer an anomaly or will the next scenario have even more rating creep
>>563707069They always powercreep each other, or there wouldn't be a point.
>>563707069they had to BUFF GL stat gains because MANT spamming mogged it still
Sichi's trainer deserves to be raped by his trainee the most, just saying.
my club is dead
What is Doto good for other than paizuri?
>>563707149that's orfes trainer actually
>>563706365I believe in synergy a lot which is why I would want to do all that for someone who does not
Imagine Oguri being hungry for trainer semen..
>>563707180Post more of this whore
>>563707180Holy moly
>>563707180That's a man with fake tits
>>563707180>3d>>>>>>>>female
>>563707214Oguri doesn't know anything about sex
>>563706920o-oh...
>>563706216I love uma VAs playing video games and trying to stay in character.
>>563707184Mhm yeah you're right, maybe Sirius's trainer too
>>563707352Oguri has seen animals mating in the woods many times.
Any CM14 rooms?
a reminder that women ruin everything
>on a good run>2 mood downs before summer with no cupcakes and energy items and fail a +80 speed click that had an 8% fail chanceYeah that's enough of this game for today.
>all of SSR supports procced>gw sparked>angling sparked>no med SI will never be able to make my perfect daisca for this CM>>563707197I prefer cooking than doing cleaning chores it's WAY more fun
>>563707449That includes umas
gimme a hoguri deckwhat are some good cards to include? wit/spd/pow split?
>>563694084Please treat Machan well, and pull for her.
>>563707449Chrono ruined my cock
I finished building my smaru and bobodo I run kita as the 3rd front or do I cave and build a xOguri
>>563695734Look at the cards meng.
If you aren't a front runner, you're a last runner
STOP BEING SOULLESS AND RUNNING DOUBLE DOM OBUHIS
>>563707394what did sirius' trainer do?
>>563707352Oguri is not romantic. She doesn't flirt. She just mates when in the mood and leaves without a second thought. She's "the beast" after all.
>>563707467it's okayyy, not as satisfying for me personally unless I'm cooking for someone else. that's like my only drive to do it in the first placewe're a little opposite in that aspect!
>pace down is still a thingFuck this shit. My XOguri just went back together with late/ends and lost 2nd to an Ardan. Kek
Whoa, suzuka is so rude
>>563705697I have high hopes for Tsuyoshi's storyI think she is very cute
>>563695595fuck you hacker
>>563707882Wrong
>>563706227i want her to be that early too,but dia, and the cheerleaders are both a week late from their projected release, so i think it is more likely we're getting her around feb of next yearstill gonna save up for her tho
>>563708082Why wrong
You are missing NTR anon rebuild his wife from zerohttps://jiggie.fun/T2oBuy
Any CM24 rooms?
>>563708106She's shit
nothing I hate more than jiggers, discord lite
>>563696895No, because I've run with every one of my umas. It's some I won't play again, like Fukukitaru alt, because she sucks, why is she a long specific horse with only speed skill innates, no innate recovery? Not even 777 like OG. So you need to put in cards/parents with recovery golds/hints/uniques. I don't plan on doing Winning Ticket again, because she simply sucks. Some characters I will simply wait for Grand Live to play again, because MANT, such as Haru Urara and Super Freak.
>>563708163wtf I love Dober now
It's okay to be racist
>>563708156i think she is cute
>>563708264No it isn't.
>>563700664>>563701130Why do people always draw an umas daughter as a clone of herself?
>racist carnival tomorrowplease tell me they aren't scaling up the stats for MANT so I can just abuse my existing Oguri to clear it all
>>563708307You're black
>>563708426
>>563702760You fail training
>>563708102I was thinking maybe late dec instead but I think you're probably right and it's gonna be start of a new year instead >>563707756cooking for yourself is fun too as long as you maintain variety
>>563708376You're the guy that makes teachers question themselves before saying "there aren't stupid questions"
>>563708424Git gud
bwooos... he is doing it... he is the choosen one
>>563708476>varietyyeah we struggle with that here...country sucks
>>563707467why would you spark angling and not directly inherit it
>>563708424I have the easy modo uma. Good luck with your junior year bwo
Good morning, did posting get fixed
>>563704037Canonical permavirgin,. She never had a child IRL. Unlike you like you. Ganbatte toreina, you can get laid
CHIYO HATE
I LOVE WASTING AN HOUR JUST FOR THE RESULTS TO BE A DOG SHIT OR ACHAIN NOT FINISHINGCAN MANT BE OVER ALREADY
>>563708694>hagFuck off
I thought about Dia-chan today
why the hell are people so fixated in making unusable UG umas instead usable SS ones
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>563708701Just pray to Shiraoki to help you become a better trainer, it's not that hard
>>563708795ug looks cool, duh
Remember to read before signing delivery receipts! Umas are crafty buggers!
>>563708795I already have three usable SS aces
>>563708752But have you thought about cumming to Dia-chan today?
>>563708848>aislop Kill yourself
>>563708606my usable front spark is a Vbobo with a Seiun guest subparent with 3* angling, I'm working on a better Seiun...
>>563708873Why does she keep doing that...
I need to be as racist as possible, please give tips
How does looping parents work? Just use your shitty parents with good borrow parents, then when you get good parents make good parents with other borrow parents?
>>563704940Don't you fucking drag CB down with this shit.
Dia who?
hey
>>563708916The Satono bloodline MUST be continued no matter the cost.
>>563708889No
>>563708916Doing what?
>>563708938Ugly tomboy
>>563708578even NA cuisine can have variety..... I think...
Oguri in every cm
>>563709040>anons shit on oguri>act smug about it with their fotm "oshi">gets shit on by oguri>cries like a bitchRepeat
>>563708896could just borrow a seiun parent...>>563708929you get parents or borrow parents with target skills for example fronts borrow a parent with prudent, ignited wit, dodging danger and get that onto your own character. then you keep doing it until your whole lineage has those skills and makes it easier to eventually keep passing it on
>>563709084I would do that if I HAD BORROWS!!!!
>>563708916Bad influence
>>563709040Yep, that's my Ogurin.
I'm so flustered today. I'm gonna rub one out to doto
>>563709084Damn that looks sick...Don't tell me the best scenario for that is MANT...
>>563709020that's the thing, I uhh...have no excuse...I don't live there
>>563709137Doto wouldn't act like this.>>563708916>>563708873Dia wouldn't act like this.
>>563709000Marriage...bloodline...Satono...
>>563708926ask the winner of the 1999 jap cup
>>563709178Post the proof later
>>563709185well you can't get ignited WIT by yourself on MANT but yeah you should make parents on MANT overall now>>563709194dacchi needs someone to introduce him to cooking
>>563709185MANT gives you enough skill points and running all the races gives you super affinity (before they remove g2 and g3). and hitting SS rank makes your whites not suck
>>563708376it's easier to tell + it's cuteplus not having a clear trait from the father makes it easy to project oneself
>>563709214
top road pubic hair has zigzag parting
>>563708264
MLB power Pasa is a really nice card honestly, cool energy event, 10% rb, killer tunes
>>563709307not wrong...I'm only able to replicate what I've seen first-hand so there's that at least
>>563706791>nishino flower is a good girl, she would never do anything untoward to her trainerhttps://iasip.app/H75QwtPUA065BWmh1uvUWA
>>563705549>https://jiggie.fun/T2oBuyAssuming (you) are male there are several fairly close contenders. For females, Fuji Kiseki is pretty much your boyfriend right off the bat.
her umanko goes on my face
We trainers should start a movement against rapist mares #metoo
>>563709020Just look at the difference between southern bbq and midwestern bbq, or NE seafood vs Creole or Cajun seafood, then compare broader US food trends to Central American or Canadian trends. Hell, Texas is ungodly anal about "le True and Honest Chili™ doesn't have beans in it and anyone who asks gets literal diarrhea put into their servings out of spite", and then Cincinnati has their own specific named variant that includes things like cinnamon that gets put on spaghetti
Your trainee has fluffy pubes. Remember that.
>>563709623i know ayabe
>>563709623My trainee can't grow pubes yet, I checked.
I remember there was a picture of Nice Nature getting fucked by a polar bear
Give me an uma wife.
>>563708694>sorry sweetie, but mommy has to teach you about the reality of racing
>>563709593why the hell would there be so much difference in BBQ too>>563709495stuffing this dacchi with a lots of good food right now
>>563709780Doesn't matter, we already know you're just using her to lampshade your love for cock
mambo mambo
Stop hooking up with your trainee on academy grounds
>>563709780Sure, theres plenty of /uma/ wives here
are we finally back qwos
now that's the stuff
>>563709821oh my goodness this is great--keep stuffing me please~
>>563709778You can't just say that and leave us hanging.
omatsuri mambo
Narita Taishin
>>563710012Mambo!
>>563709970figuratively AND literally
>>563710109
Discuss.
>>563710189might not like it but peak performance
>>563710120much obliged!
>>563710120Do not put carrots in burgers
>>563710189Looks like the standard sprint F mile F low roll
Sound when catbot revives
>>563710281Yes. Rainbowless summer in terms of speed. But do I swap out Sunday for power Sunday or for another card, stamina or power?
>>563710274honestly carrots on burgers wouldn't sound bad if you soften them up first, it would just be a better tomato >>563710264you are very welcome!!!
>>563709137>>563709201Real life Doto is a horny old man and his uma version is DEFINITELY horny too
>>563710109Taishin's wine glass grip vs AI's death grip...
>>563709593I looked up Texas chili and it just looks like regular chili but without beans/tomato
how does kita's ult work? can it be delayed or is it an angling type
>>563709593>>563710407Wtf you mean no beans or even tomato Why are they skipping on half of the flavours
>>563710003It had to do with her seiyuu and someone on twitter with a handle of polar bear saying he fucked her and how tight her pussy was. Was probably her secret boyfriend or something
ANOTHER one
>>563709821Detroit to St. Louis is roughly analogous to Berlin to Warsaw>>563710407>>563710498The excuse I got was "Cowboys didn't do it and beans are filler" Ignore that it's a Mexican dish originally
>>563710515>all natie fans are canonical c ucks
>>563710294>563710294
>>563705115I miss the poster who smelled the various uma butts
>>563710294Who's the green one?>>563710407Out of all the things Texans have an undeserved sense of superiority over, chili is close to, if not number 1.
>>563710358Drop a card color as 4 color decks are hard to do well on. For long borrow Creek, drop marv, and run 3 speed (jordan for BofA if you need a recovery). For medium drop creek and run 2 power, or 3 speed. That's what I'd do.
fat umas?
horses are friendshttps://x.com/i/status/2044649488149586391
>>563710571>fillerWhy don't texans just start eating sweet baby rays straight from the bottle
why doesn't Spe just ask her american friends like Grass for some chili
>>563710607Rascal Suzuka
>>563709821Barbecue is a regional dish because slaves prepared it using locally available ingredients. >>563710729I'm pretty sure El Condor Pasa talks about making it a few times. Grass prefers curry.
>>563710729Grass is Japanese
>>563710679
>>563710897>>563710897>>563710897
>>563710704They already do via Dr. Pepper
>>563710515wow, it's like anybody can just claim anything and people will believe it. secret recording or it didn't happen.
>>563710498>Wtf you mean no beans or even tomato >Why are they skipping on half of the flavoursidk it doesn't even sound bad, but isn't it just spicy beef stew at that point?
>>563711123Basically just taco meat.
