>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://www.nightreignmap.com/en>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>563632648
>>563704549doll wife
>>563704536I don't because I'm staring at her thighs
gg heolster unfortunate i couldnt get you up during the morgott invasion but i didn't want to risk losing eventual greatness and getting the curserip yerba
>>563704680why did he left?
>>563704680Oi
>>563704680queue was taking too long and I fell asleep lol, my bad
>>563704731he wasn't moving at all so probably fell asleep while queuing
>>563704667why are type b's like that
>>563704795Fucking embarrassing old ass niggas queueing
>>563704680>Sebastian completely whiffing me despite being two inches from himReeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>563704871>Ganks the living hsit out of you>The second zhe is alone zhe starts begging for mercy
>>563704871Type Bs were engineered to be submissive towards type A phantoms
>>563704871You porn addicts really need to be put in holocaust camps
>>563705070Get a life
>>563705116I'm lively. I have the liveliest life. The liveliest!
>>563704871my type B is like this
scythe of want/forlorn scythe heavy attack is potent, but weird left leaning hitbox
Bangladesh won btw
>>563705116got his ass
have you ever smiled in real life from how interesting or fun a souls game weapon is?
>>563705967Hmmm. I don't know. Yes.
>>563704871Naked Dogeza
>>563705983what weapon, if i may ask?
>>563705967probabl not
>>563705967Scriptsmith daggers made me make a ninja character.
>>563705967murky
>>563706186cool. i like those a lot too, but i need to get more familiar with their moveset. do you have a favorite attack on it? also, do you have a preference for either of the unique ashes? i don't think i have given the single target one a fair shot, i like the scattershot too much.
it's fitting that recluse is black because that's how i am treated ingame playing her
>>563706039Sometimes I'll use a weapon for the first time and realize it has some obscure quirk or unique animation. Like the jump attacks on the beastmans curved sword or realizing you can use bfb in the air . After hundreds of hours in er and not any little new thing I find is a nice little surprise.
>>563705967yeah a whole lot actually
gg ez dogs
>>563706637i feel that way too.
>>563705967I smile when I hyper armour through attacks and 1 shot someone while charging my lucerne war cry r2
GgGetting one shot by one millisecond in fart clouds
>>563705967there's definitely no game that makes me smile like how this one makes me smile
>>563705431nice work lady Leda, you're amazing
>>563707019is the lucerne still worth using over other halberds or you just like how it looks? it is a very pretty and classic weapon.
>>563707065a pest thread in the poison swamp hit me to 1 hp and then i died to poison so my passive didn't even activate
>>563707160the lucerne should only be used if you're doing pierce + spear talisman buildalmost every other halberd out classes it except when it has war cry + spear talisman + counter hit + 1 shotand yeah it looks really cool, I love the real medieval weapons like lucerne and claymore and zwei
>>563706391I just liked tossing em, I had a samurai build and the dlc gave her the daggers as kunai and the divine beast stomp. The ninja outfits are on the bottom row. I remember the daggers being really good at getting that last hit in when someone goes to sip in pvp, outside of that I only used them for fun roleplay.
I miss Trish so much it’s unreal… come back to us baby girl…
>>563705967dane's footwork is super fun and kewl in pvp>>563707103that's more like it
>>563707065uoh
>>563707263nice fashion variety.
It was my birthday yesterday. 14thbro where are you.
>>563707383 there were way more japanesey looking outfits than I thought when I planned her out. The fashion goes hard in this game if you experiment with it.
>>563707426happy birthday sludge 2*hug*
>>563707328it's over
>>563707328You only miss her fat brown recluse tits be honest
can we please delete augur from the fucking game
gg
>>563707346I want to date needle knight Leda
>>563708781give her your needle
>>563708781
>>563708137what da granny doin
>>563708974>I'll watch your whole damn family eat dinner
>>563708903Tarnished watch out Saber from Fate is behind you for some reason
GgTruly a stacking repeated evasions vs Ed Libra run
>>563709325Isn't that curse really bad
>>563704871This webm gave me a boner
>>563709412Yes, lasts forever and each stack is -23% negation. Think I had 9 at one point when he kept throwing double turrets out
>>563709412Its terrible and outside of boss arenas it can trigger from a high drop which is infuriating.
>>563709512fag
>miss the queue probably because someone has blocked me since it went 2/3>just sitting in queue nearly guarantees I won’t ever hit the requeues for some reasonSad
>>563709952why would they block you hmmmmm?
>>563709952I'm not unblocking you Practice
>>563709952Does matchmaking not account for wait times? It should push people to the front who have been waiting longer.
>>563709952I think people sitting in queue miss the requeues because “active searching” seems to turn on and off while you sit in queue. But, when you enter queue you seem to enter that “active search” and get connected with the last people if they requeue. Atleast that’s my schizo theory
gg regular goat business as usual, although its shame you found temu halo-slop
How many April birthdays are there in /erg/
>>563710215I dunno, something about double balancers>>563710302This is what I think happens too. Like the little blue thing appearing is the game requeuing you or something
>>563710321>trash and simpo are still trying to get a fake duo streakKinda pathetic at this point
>>563709952name?
>>563710321Tinpo and Trish can’t play the game without balancers
>>563710302cancel invasion invade again always work
>>563710345Mine is next week
>>563710572slud
balancers o'toole lost
I like Nightreign
>>563710321I thought Trish left
>>563712062What's your favourite thing about it?
>>563711403It's not the sneakers that make the man, but the man that makes the sneakers.
I took off all my double balancers setups earlier this week but man I already miss my affinity damage wylder it was so much fun...
i'm not dropping balancers just because some agp c tiers on erg complain about it.
>>563712805agp?
Gg1m rune run
>>563712163xe just quit avatarfagging (I hope)
>>563713389Why have you unblocked trash troon merchant
how to get MP back in King Field?
>>563713637I don’t really have the option of blocking people with how dead the queue is and I don’t like D5 randos since they typically quit on me. Plus you can kinda guarantee trish won’t grief if they’re playing with tinpo
>>563713317troons
>>563713637erg girls gotta stick together
>>563713810Trish saved erg lol
>>563713689>>563713689>>563713689>>563713689answer me cucks
>>563714001If it was Trish alone I’d maybe dodge. I’d be done with this 100 thing by now if he didn’t throw since I won my next 70 games after it
>>563714198do you look like this?
>>563714383Bell bearing knights are canonically 10 foot tall, so no
>>563712371Losing to Libra everytime he's the final boss because no one in D2 knows how to fight him (including me)
>>563713689>>563713689>>563713689>>563713689Still waiting.>>563714198cute thorn knight
>>563714534the bell bearing hunter is Elemer retard-kun, there's only a single one
>>563714534small and dainty sludge...
>>563714198I look like this
>>563714639Ummmm I feel like I thought like 4 of them
>>563714693from his armor description:>Elemer murdered numerous instructors and merchants, and was known as the Bell Bearing Hunter.
>>563714843you pwned him
queued
>>563705967Red bear’s claws. Conceptually they’re really stupid, but the unabashed straightforwardness of “just some fucking bear paws tied to your hands” with a weapon art that’s equally straightforward makes me love them.
>>563705967All smithscript weapons have a certain satisfaction to them. They were an understated and unexpected surprise going into the DLC full of flashy bullshit.
Well, I've gotten slightly better at fighting Libra. Actually won but it was hard. My team was getting shit on. They both 3 barred when Libra was at like 20% hp and I had to solo him from there. I did get him poisoned right before that which helped a lot. I really wish I had good relics. Doing big damage or being a tank would be nice.
>>563716509Wife
>>563714198>gets carried most runs>muh streakShut up idiot
>>563717306>Doing big damage or being a tank would be nice.you can do both if you run dormant claws, raptor talons CR2 on undertaker are GOATedyou can stack damage with the glass necklace and charged+powerstancing attack passives while facetanking with her skill and damage negation on charged+successive attack passivesyou want the dex respec relic to optimize the build too
>>563717945The only thing you mentioned here that I have for relics is the glass necklace. You can start with different weapons with relics?
>>563718074ah my bad I didn't catch you just started playingyes you can get dormant X weapon effect on relics that substitute your character's default weapon type, they can appear on both regular and deep relics
I have no type A
>>563718074You can't start with a different weapon but it can change the default dormant you have. Default undertaker is more likely to get hammers from drops but with dormant claw it change that to claws
What if strenght respec Revenant... and you use flails... that's it meele flails...
>>563717864Why is Trish so jealous of a cutie like Sludge
>>563718185Yea I've got 47 hours and I'm in D2. Are you talking about the relic effect in this screenshot that makes certain types of weapons have a higher drop chance?
>>563718271ok yea that's what I thought like I asked here.>>563718480
>>563718480yeah you want that for clawsstraight swords are also fine on her for powerstancing but not as good (again you want the +dex-fth respec relic effect)
>>563718308I'd powerstance her flails
>>563718616I do like the hammers and big weapons. I'll try the respec builds when I eventually get relics for it. Right now I just want better relics for basic Undertaker. They'll drop at some point.
>>563718251I'll be your type A. How good are you at naked dogeza?
>>563718308too big
>>563718761It would be a first
>3/3>1/3
>>563718746that's fine, enjoy the climb but at some point you will realize raider is the only viable big bonk user thanks to his updated CR2 on colossalsabout undertaker's dex respec relic you can buy one from the shop but idk about the unlocking conditions
>>563693521>>563689282>wyldsaar still jealous kek
time to become ungbal
I should have quit the game for good like I said. I had a chance to redeem myself, and I still died a lot. Not as bad as the previous time. But still too many times.
noob in the chat
>>563720363Name? For the leavers party
don't give up greasy
give up greasy let's just watch tiktok all day
>>563720363Ganbatte! I believe in you to improve and join the echelons of your erg heroes!
>>563720363You are addicted to the videogame
>>563720487I died to a couple of random misbegotten on the field. I should just quit.>>563720534Unfortunately so.
>>563720363cc…
>67 hrs queuefate of the blocked... randoms it is
Shartian gets enhanced ult by default and the relic effect replaced with something else. But what?
>>563720363>>563720570you did fine
dead general
/erg/ girls to revive this gennie
erg is finished
>>563723401There are only men here retard
who is your favorite /erg/ maiden?
>>563723401(You) should set an example
>>563723778NO ONE BECAUSE THERE'S NO FUCKING GIRLS HERE SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>563724078there are girls here
>>563720787actual iframes on his dodge
who is your favorite /erg/ saar?
>>563724419t**r
>>563724419dingle because only jeets feel no shame retweeting blacked porn
/ourgirl/ dotitao has gone live let's tune in everyone
for me it's tkk
>>563723778Trish>>563724419Devil
How long has he been doing this?
>>563725061tkk?
I'm a little sad we didn't get ED Libra. Since we had the spears to deal with the condemned quickly.
>>563725690vyke or mog?
>>5637257232 Mohgs and 1 Vyke split between us 2. Would have had another vyke, but I dropped it for a difference passive, since Mohg's spear is better for ED.
>>563725408
>>563725881>split between us 2*3
>>563725631takeko
>>563726580The bitch from Dangan Ronpa?
>>563725408This instance? Hours. Its been bad recently he's backed into a corner at this point.
Queueueue Status?
Música do dia: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF0-OxewolY
>>563708903Leda!
>>563727537Dedd 0/3 now.
The type Bs have oficially gone insane. Please hide your type As.
>>563729005cute
There is simply no reason to stop at 150. You might as well go to 167 or 168.
heh 67
Greetings. R yew here for sum spirit tewning?
>>563729715I stopped at 149 so 167's can't get me
it's a ggpost
>>563707263Is it ugly on purpose? Fashion collage anon is this you? Post more
>>563730095Triple ironeye sounds like the most boring adventure of all time
>>563730612it was. I regret not going duchess
>>563707263Based you got him to get triggered again.
>>563729715you just made him admit his scheme good job you won this early in the morning
>>563731519>>563731652what's ur angle?
>>563731730what?
We are the terr
the /v/ shitposter has some shitty fashion
>>563732002which /v/ shitposter?
>>563732002what /v/ shitposter?
>wanted to help d0 newfie>they got filtered by hollow's crystal huntingnyo....
>>563732030>>563732183He's crying about a post from 7 hours ago.
good morning erg!!
>>563732409which post?
>>563732503You a newfriend or from another board? They are joking about the lolcow getting clowned on again, there are tons of things anons do to intentionally fuck with the schizo posting fashion is just 1 thing.
>>563732261we just landed...so this is the d0 experience
>>563707426happy late birthday!
>>563732651>incoherent schizobabblePottery
>>563733130Its fine if you are new bud.
dont reply to DOS, 563733130
>>563733480For real though what is that?
>>563733564Terr tried to give a name to an anon here and it didn't work out.
like as in ms dos?
>>563733784He likes the divinity series so its a natural acronym for him, thats all.
How many S tiers are left on the pw?
>>563733480his posts are funny (in a tragic way) if you look at them through a DID lens
>>563734004I'm still here
>1/3>2/3>3/3>Game freezes for a second>1/3Damn.
>>5637340041
>>563734024Its funny how he won't bend the knee.
Anyone else kind of sick of norse mythology and world trees?
>>563733946divinity looks really really good my boyfriend wants to play it with me
>>563723778Me. Please don't notice my Type A.
>>563734265Feels too buddhist when you think about it. Luckily its just a translation error.
>>563734391show
>>563734523huh?
>>563734531Post your Type A first.
>>563734265True saar, we need more brahmin cow worshipping, street shitting, izzat farming, bloody bastard fucking mythology
>>563734658erg maidens are so horny...
>>563734705Why did I even bother posting? The first guy doesn't make sense. The second guy flies off the handle in uncontrolled racist babble. The others are working each other up into participating in gay RP. This thread is so shit.
>>563734265No, I fucking love esoteric tree bullshit.
>>563734523Kino reference
>>563734265Is it really that popular I only know Berserk and Elden Ring
>>563734890You're beautiful
>>563734881Show Type A
>>563734953Not really. But the outfit guy is also the lore guy so the lolcow is trying a lot of vectors to get him to reply.
>>563734658>>563735023
>>563734265no I wanna learn way more about it
>>563723778Tied between husband poster and boyfriend poster. They showed us that you can be a weird loser and still lock down a husband. Hopefuel.
>>563734881Just got hit with one of these so yeah I agree
>>563724965why would I watch dotitiao like what is she even saying? ching chong ping pong?
>>563735110that sounds like a really cool poster guy, the outfits and lore of elden ring are some of my favourite parts about it
>>563735337disgusting picture
>>563735301it's so true we're all gonna make it
>>563735337too big
>>563734890When it's in every RPG, it kind of gets old. Every time I dig into some lore, it's always "This character is actually a parallel to odin and... blah, blah blah, world trees, black blah blah, jotun"And it it's not norse and world trees, then it's Tolkien style dungeons and dragons fantasy. It's so boring.>>563734953Elden Ring, Dark Souls, Secret of Mana, A Song of Ice and Fire, God of War, La-Mulana 2
>>563735493One day I'll get a chud Type B to play coop ranked modes with me. We'll all get that.
>>563735337Do americans really?
I'm the biggest loser here yesterday I jerked off like 8 times
>>563735684wait is type b the girl or a boy, I've lost track
>>563735830disingenuous waste of skin
>>563735771trish?
>>563735365No clue.
>>563735771at that point it almost becomes impressive and then you are right back to WINNING
>>563735938sorry
>>563735637>Elden Ring, Dark Souls, A Song of Ice and FireI mean...it's pretty much the same people involved here.
>>563735637Of the things you listed I only played/watched Elden Ring recently so I get exposed to it less than you it seems. The D&D setting is bad though I can agree with that. I'm a big sucker for Yggdrasil bullshit. Valheim was my fucking jam too. I just really like trees and plant metaphors.
>>563736072True I have the stamina of a horse
>>563736185>>563735771I heard they were lacking male porn actors in Japan maybe you can apply
>>563735493I can’t wait to clink our mimosas together at brunch while we introduce our husbands to each other. We can do it.
>>563735771I do this
>>563736264we have to make them do battle
>>563735771Consider suicide.
>>563736264>>563736403why are there so many girls in erg
>>563735830Type A is PENIS HAVER Type B is VAGINA CARRIER
>>563736496thanks pepe
>>563736403Yes omg. Like medieval mma style where they have all the armor on. Our knights fighting for us.
>>563736490If a few anons here claimed they were a walrus, would you also say ''why are there so many walruses in erg''?
>>563736641well one scenario is real and one is ridiculous so
Hey guys. Trish here.I don't really know how to say this but, I need to apologize for my past behavior and explain some things I've been working through.I'm not being ironic or trying to make some kind of joke here. I genuinely want to say I'm sorry for the things I've said and done. Looking back, I can see now that a lot of my anger and negativity wasn't really about what I claimed it was about. The truth is, it came from a place of deep-seated jealousy.Seeing other people in /erg/ roleplay as girls, seeing them express themselves that way so freely, it triggered something in me that I didn't understand at the time. Instead of examining why it bothered me so much, I lashed out. I developed this whole complex about it, convinced myself I was angry for other reasons, but really I was just envious and confused about my own feelings.I've been doing a lot of soul-searching lately, and I've had to confront some difficult truths about myself. The reality is that I'm a trans woman, or at the very least, someone dealing with severe gender dysphoria. I don't have all the answers yet. I'm not sure if I'm going to transition or what my next steps will be. This is all still really new and overwhelming for me to process.But what I do know is that I can't keep living in denial, and I can't keep hurting other people because of my own internal struggles. So I'm sorry. To anyone I hurt with my words or actions, I genuinely apologize. You didn't deserve that, and I'm working on being better.Thanks for coming to my ted talk.
happy for youor sorry that happened
obsessed
>>563707426My dog died on April 14th of last year. I still miss her.
>>563736993lolcongrats erg You did this
>>563737206*hug*
>>563736993Good luck with whatever path you choose anon.
can you kill yourself>>550984265
>>563736993> I'm a transAgain? How many times is that?
>>563736993Alright good luck figuring yourself out
>>563736993
>>563737374Sucks, it did sound too funny to be true
>>563737535this is my pfp
>>563737206Rip good girl
>>550984265
>>563736993>another anime coombrain that can't get pussy becomes the pussypls tell me this is copypasta
>>562953621>>562953646 i mean it was already confirmed
redeem the queue kind saars
>>563737616Impossible. That was a selfie I just took.
>>563736993I wish it were real>>550984265
>>563738163Hi, it's me your husband
Age of Husbands
>>563738234Impossible. I'm an incel.
>>563738319I believe in you erg girls
Elden Ring?
>>563738442>>563736490>>563736264>>563735684>>563735301>>563734791Shut uppppp just shut up shut up for once oh my god you are so annoying you're not even talking about the game
>>563738581Amazing game.
>>563738319Soon we will all be husband posting.
gg fire on the warming stone
>>563738716gg I am very angery
>>563738672Proof??
>>563738838I getcha
>>563738581this game turned me into a gamer
GG Heolstor, sorry I was very distracted towards the end. I also couldn't decide between buying that black flame dagger or not, it worked out well enough though.
>>563738803you look like this
>>563738803You're beautiful
i miss her
>>563739935text her call her
>>563734953>>563735637>>563736086>>563736102With help from TV tropes, here are some more examples of media that uses world trees. First, a list of things I've personally consumed.-Tales of Symphonia-The Belgariad(Boring. Dropped at book 1)-The Chronicles of Amber (Good)-The Wheel of Time-Little Witch Academia-NegimaAnd then a list of things I think are noteworthy:-The Silmarillion-Discworld -The Dark Tower -The Chronicles of Narnia-Sword Art Online-Ah! My Goddess-Attack on Titan-Dragon Quest-NarutoTVTropes lists a bunch more. But I don't want this post to become overly long.
>>563739835>>563734958Why do you "you're beautiful" only to revvy, mush?
Skillslopper destroying bosses in 5 seconds>Not a fucking peepRevenant with good relics>MUST BE A CHEATER HANG HIMI don't get it
>>563740335i'm scared
>>563740518you don't need amazing relics to destroy bosses in 5 seconds with skillslop
>>563740454Pipe down mushjeet
>>563740607you don't have to be, the things that move your life forwards are often the most scary and out of your comfort zone, your mind is clearly stuck for a long time so no matter which way the path goes after, it seems like you can only keep moving forwards once you face that fear
will this game ever go on sale? im a brokie
>>563740335
>>563740518>skillslop relics>2x balancer, night invaders, damage+12>rev relics>phys18, beastx6, start claw
>>563741471Get a job
>>563741471blame elden ring popularity making bandai increase the price of every game
What would a talking Marika barbie say if you squeezed her?
>>563742024fapping
>>563742024it would make you feel like absolute shit about yourself, and then sweet talk in a mom voice and offer hugs, but you can't hug a tiny doll..and she knows this
>>563741471My uncle works at valve and he says it will go on 33% sale during summer
How best to do a Suncatcher build?>Necklace>Cursed Sword perk + Night Invaders>Red Balancers >Phys attack +12>Post damage healing
>>563742139whatever works best for ya lol
>>563742085can I hug you instead?
>>563742350
gg bloody balansaars
>>563742139Ask Terrgaw... oh yeah...
gg worm, I had to check I was on the pw I don't recall having played with you two before
>>563742958yes i'm new on the pw, thanks for the carry!
>>563742896>>563742958geegees, life is full of surprises
well that's the end of that winstreakloot was so bad, didn't get DMG negation until the very end, game was laggy, we didn't split dogs for some reason
>>563743076Bro..
>>563743076if by "carry" you mean feeding you sorcery passives and marking the balancers then sure kek
>>563743231teammate names? unironically. I don't want to ruin my streak as well.
>>563743231Who cares
>dodging caliGOATwow that's a new low
>>563742139>red adel>red balancers>cursed sword effect + ninvaders (replace with improved crit if solo)>physical +12>vig/end respec>dormant fists for maximum stance dps
>>563743513namedrop
>>563743370we all did well keeping it cool for such a shit fight.i write that all the time, no sarcasm or anything weird intended.
>>563743513Ill only dodgeGladius, Beast of Night (Tricephalos)Maris, Fathom of Night (Augur)Adel, Baron of Night (Gaping Jaw)Gnoster, Wisdom of Night (Sentient Pest)Caligo, Miasma of Night (Fissure in the Fog)Libra, Creature of Night (Equilibrious Beast)Fulghor, Champion of Nightglow (Darkdrift Knight)Heolstor, The Nightlord (Night Aspect/The Shape of Night)Weapon Bequeathed Harmonia (Balancers)Traitorous Straghess (Dreglord)
>>563743076hi newfren
>>563740518*hang xim
>>563741946Bamco have always been stingy greedy cocksuckers albeit >>563742896Funny post and image
>>563736993What's with trannies somehow ending up in one of the most trannyphobic corners of the internet? Self-loathing?
>>563736993Congratulations on saving erg. The medallion is YOURS!
>>563742958pretty sure thats gremlin on alt account and mellow
>>563742024“Harder Godfrey!”
>>563743768hello anon, nice thread.>>563744059that's not gremlin, we got an actual newfren.
>>563714383>>563714198>>563714671If he/you looked like that things would be much better.
does asnyone want my futa rev cummies
>>563744120ok grem as you say
>>563743076Run away as fast as you can before they chain you up.
>>563744059not grem, I am me
>>563744150meeeee :33
>>563743970It started as an attempt to "educate" anons.
>>563744150futa is gay dude
>>563742024>>563744150>>563744317KIll yourselves.
>>563743970I don't know. I do know that lardcake is the single worst poster here of all time. Forget the fact he's a fat tranny pedo groomer, this dude doesn't even discuss the game. Doesn't play with us, I don't think he even plays at all. All he does is talk about porn sex ERP dogshit. I hate trannies so much.
queue please
>>563744245jokes aside i think i've played with at least 3 new names this past week, 2 new revs and 1 wylder./erg/ is... ALIVE
>>563736993proof this is trish? seems like another terrtroon falseflag
>>563744445>this dude doesn't even discuss the game. Doesn't play with us, I don't think he even plays at all>Doesn't play with us>Doesn't play with us>Doesn't play with us>Doesn't play with usyou are mentally ill.
>>563744512I am queueing with troontinx blocked.
>>563744512All of the S tiers are working rn. Babysit the newfies while we're gone!
>>563744317good erg bitch *cums on ur face* splat splat
>>5637439704chan's /lgbt/ board
>>563693521 >>563689282thanks for raping him he had to respond in the next thread to confirm it
>>563744617practice or trish?
>>563724665terrbros…
>>563744556Same guy innit?
thank you allah for blessing me with 3/3
>>563744659yuri?
>forgot to block simpoSigh.>>563744659Have you tried cutting yourself?
>>563744150disgusting, please stop posting and go tell your mom right now that you talk like this online
>>563735301That person still hasn’t proven she has a boyfriend/husband yet btw
>>563744297Mellow got a new boyfriend? It's so fucking over...
>>563744883You're beautiful
>>563744839nta but yeah
>>563723401sybau idiot
>>563735771Nothing wrong with that. Just means you have a functioning healthy libido and a natural need to breed and spill your seed.
>>563744764Yes
>>563744992show
>>563744659me on the right
>>563744592Why did you repeat what I said 4 times? Are you okay?
>>563745117Yeah I'm good. You doing okay?
>>563735150>no replywhat do you think xhe is doing right now?
>>563744686>cross thread thread shitter samefag meltdown kino
>>563743524Oh is the crit relic does seem good. Good idea. I don't think I can get Phys +12 with all that though. I can probably get +8? Which I guess is fine.
>>563744659Why don’t you queue then?
>>563734953lil bro has been living under a rock >>563734705hit the nail on the head + made him cry
>>563744339>>563744852Futa is kino actually >>563744670>splat splatWrong it would be more like a continuous stream of liters of thick baby batter sludge
>>563745663>sludge
>>563706570Good, it's what you deserve.
why are you horny
>>563734265>>563735637>>563736102>>563740342It’s a classic for a reason. Norse stuff just has a certain magnetism and mysticism to it that makes it attractive not just to westerners but everyone else as well. DnD/Tolkien inspiration is everywhere though by sheer virtue of how influential they are, they’re the cornerstones of the fantasy genre so whether people want to or not they’re more than likely going to take inspiration from these via simple cultural osmosis. That said, I wouldn’t mind send seeing lesser known aspects of it being explored, or better yet, more of the lesser known PIE beliefs and traditions given popularity, but that’s more ambiguous and also tangled up in annoying irl stuff.
>>563745105I actually was gonna show but my boyfriend doesn't want me to sorry
>>563744659>picture and poster VERY unrelated
>>563745921it's not that complicated it's just the last collection of cool mythology that is completely white without also being lame so racists and The System will always gravitate towards it
>>563745663wrong it would make the exact sound of a rat chittering whilst foamed gargling at the mouth
>>563743970>anonymity helps them hide their freakish selves>existence of /lgbt/ gives them a false sense of security>anti-troon posts can be interpreted as one guy samefagging>pro-troon posts can be interpreted as genuine support and not a bored troll baitingAnd that's how fags like tr*sh end up here instead of some pozzed groomcord (which is unironically good for him since he would've ruined his body a long time ago otherwise).
>>563745947Bf hereShow
>>563745225Clearly you're not good. Retarded mindbroken troon.
>>563746538liar I'm on the phone with him right now
Reminder that Rennala and Rellana, as prepubescent girls, reached 72~ intelligence according to the lore/text for the spell (Twin Moons).Literal gurl boss same. Yass. Slay. Feminine intellect. Show those dumb men at the school!
I finished an entire episode of Invincible while waiting on queue.
>>563746670I'm fine anon, didn't mean to trigger you by being fine my bad.
>>563746687Yaas grrl in this house we stan intellectual queens!
>>563746687They'll show those twin moons alright
>>563746687ergreeks will mass reply to this AGAIN
>>563746687women win
>>563745110Shifty?
>>563746854He replies to his own posts since we all ignore him now.
>>563747013SHIFTY LOOKS LIKE THAT?
>>563746261No futa rev has near endless cum outputhttps://soundgasm.net/u/PowerSlamming/Idle-nut-spew
>another 3bar to fulGAWDnt my only chance there was charging my ultwhat a dogshit seed to have a map missing run too
at least we had fun;3
The lore points to Rennala being stronger than anyone else in the setting loool
>>563747821>>563747880It is okay
>>563747492ukrainian army recruitment link do not click
gg, regular doggo.
>>563747821namae?
>>563748028total kkkracker genocide
>>563748330Juan Ferrán de Serna
>>563747492not clicking, buddy
>>563748623>t.
>>563748326GG.
who's going to tell elf he's at best A-tier?...
>>563748751I look like this right now (the hand represents your (You))
umping
>>563746687Fact which triggered the libtroons
>>563745373 (me)Meant for this brown tard >>563719893
>>563749324>>563745046
What’s better? Having the sharper spell/staff or transcending staffs and becoming the stuff of sorcery itself? The former being Rennala, the latter being the Primevals.
>>563746723>troon meltyKino
>>563749565demi human queen staff
>>563748932really? then i think it's time to hug your dog and sleep.
>>563743970>>563744671>>563746301>once again the /lgbt/ board is the source of all the issuesCurious…
>>563745663>Futa is kino actuallyDie faggot freak
>>563749565didn't read. I cast punch
>>563749565Quality build
GG Hotdogs. My camera got fucked at start for some reason.
>>563748378calm down terr
>>563750171gg dogs
>>563748867Insanely generous, xhe's worse than creasy now KEK
>>563749429 (me)Meant for >>563723401
>>563750584waaaait i actually agree with this one good job
>>563750584You just made him release you're on his side well done no one can stop you now
>>563744445I still play. I've also been posting about Executie and Undertaker the past few threads and I post normal art all the time. I actually queued up yesterday a couple of times, but it took a while and so I played randoms again. I've always been nervous to play with you guys since I hang around D3 and I'm bad at the game. Anyway, I'm gonna queue right now if you wanna play and hate me in game too.
>>563744659You’re so cuteYou’re such a good person marry me
>>563751308>all the WORST posters play exejeetI'm noticing
>>563751583It's because she's CUTE and made for Wyldbvlls
>>563742139>>563746638>>563745445>>563744883>>563744670>>563740518>>563736102>>563735771>>563735684I think we can all agree when I say this… but Wylder just might be the luckiest man alive for securing himself baddies like this…
>>563751583this honestly
>>563748330>>563748461I like you
>>563751583You should have seen the melty when some youtuber found a broken strat for executor recently.
>>563751810>>563749906Sorry but fat tittied sluts are for rev's enormous futa cock only I don't make the rules its just true
>>563751308What cupcake playing? I cum
Just started the DLC, why does it lag like shit compared to the base game?
GG Hellstar.
>>563716551That and the Red Bear peltIt's just "You killed this big ass Bear, here's its skin to wear as a head dress"
>>563752210*cums on your jugs* ughhh
>>563742085>>563744104And how would you activate the Marika doll's phrases?
>>563752218Sorry for dragging you into the birds but I wanted that sword which I didn’t even get till the endAlso sorry for beast slopping on heolstor, I wanted an easy win for first match home from work
>>563749709yes indeed
>>563752210>>563752346uh-oh, milking time
>>563752210>fat titties
>>563752372It's okay.
>>563752460>fat titties
>>563751086im glad we can all agree the "erg girls" posters are annoying delusional fags
Hey troontinx could you neck yourself already?
I'm a girl in real life and I have played with erg, will this fact cause so much hatred?
>>563753359Shut your face
>>563753359You're a GIRL but you're not a girl.
>>563753359'cord?
>>563753428I'm a female woman lady in real life for real and I'm cute
>>563753493Tits with timestamp or get the fuck out.
GG Gigahorse.Sorry for the first 20s, had trouble landing that first charged attack to activate my only blue charged attack damage negation...
gg fulgawd revenge
>>563753359Mentally ill dudes aren't uncommon around here you aren't special.
>>563753561That's so lewd... I can't do that...
>People demonstrably playing the game>Troons using the thread as a toilet, shitting up with their fantasies
>>563742024>>563752346>fans make a better model than the devsMany such cases
>>563752210>>563752460>>563752658>>563751810
>>563753479Discord is for messaging my boyfriend and for my astrology group chat only
>>563754106Kek
>>563753682gotcha, so mentally ill women like me must be very special and high INT therefore we rule you
>>563753850It has been like this for the past 8 months where have you been bro
>>563754317I want to rape you (third sense).
>>563754335>8 monthsif you want to be accurate and correct say 4 years next time you post
>>563754335It just seems so pointless to me like why even be here, there's probably far better places for this garbage, they literally will never belong
>>563754451eeerm......
Gomen lone rev without LLTBT. I did ping one at top of the castle. It was terrible rng run for me though and I think you guys had it even worse.
>>563754468Trannies are like a disease. It's their instinct to infect anything and everything with their mental illness. Nothing you like is sacred anymore. They will always find a way to ruin your favorite media.
>>563752043If by "melty" you mean exejeets desperately spamming it with no one caring, then sure.
>>563755369you propagate it by being mad about it actually, you could choose to ignore it and that is literally the cure, but your proud ego won't let you not be mad about it
time to replay ds3
>>563755323yeah that was unfortunate, I had a art gauge loss curse and that really screwed me at the end thereotherwise i would've been able to pick you too back up
>>563752658uoh gg cupcake... comfy run and loot sharing all around
>>563755571If you're on PC you could replay Dark Souls 3 with the first person mod if you feel like majorly switching things up.
>>563755571is that
>>563755819i tried it out before and it is fun but it also gives me a headache desu. i am tempted to try scythes on it to see how well i can space the sweetspot
>>563756058There's some setting options to make it less headache inducing. I do like the scythe idea.
>>563755818gg trishpo! Delete everything in 5-20 seconds the run. Also I was rewarded with a good relic for my Suncatcher build and my Strevenant build.
>>563755984>Passively walking backwards fishing for a hitI fucking hate pvp
>>563755571>time to upgrade>>563755984>Average Ds2 shitter
>>563755409That is what I meant. The 1 executor lolcow we have here was losing his shit that he didn't figure out how to play his character.
>>563755984I miss Benshart.
>>563755818>not in run with clapcakekmsing
>>563756234Oh very nyaice cutie. We love you deeply.
>>563755818cupcake actually playing with erg? strange times we live in
>>563755818Kill yourself, you brown retard. You are nothing more than a bioweapon designed to ruin everything you touch.>>563756234Slit your wrists.
I havent played Nightreign in a few months. Are the sote weapons in yet?
Why is no one beating each other up?
>>563754432>>563754106>>563751774>>563751583>>563751086>>563750694funny good true posts
>>563756623No yet, unfortunately. We can only hope that they're working on it.
Gg gaolhuntersFlawless routing by me
>>563755507>s-stop calling out our offtopic porn addict spam you fucking nazi chud!!! us heckin valid trans women are allowed to ERP anywhere we want and if you disagree then YOU'RE LITERALLY WORSE THAN HITLER!!!No. I'll continue to make fun of you mentally ill troons like you until you finally rid yourself of this world. If you don't want to discuss elden ring then you can just fuck off.
>>563756535You should make a live guide for them to follow anon!
>>563755571>>563755571>>563755984>YOOOOOO THIS GAMEPLAY IS FIRE FRFR!!!!!!!!!
>>563756816gg
>>563756831but I hate the porn posters too
i just realized how messed up benhart is after the original ds2 ideas were repurposed. he's wearing creighton's armor and was 100% going to be his future counterpart. in the final product benhart is from jugo, a desert country where the desert sorceresses, aurous armor, and corrosive pots come from. meanwhile creighton is from mirrah, but they both wear the same stag symbol on their chest.
>>563756831>xhe thinks it's doing anythingI'll continue to be a degenerate thank you
>>563756851I think that your kind can follow their natural predilections in this case.
wait benhart's armor says he got it while traveling, so that does end up making sense with how the game ended up. if ds2 stuck with its original director, i wonder if that item description would've stayed the same, and if benhart would've been this former psycho killer who wanted to hide his past or something. feel like that would be a cool idea.
>>563757385I think we need another Dark Souls II to filter all the retards who can't walk to the side.
Why doesnt trish post anymore but still plays on the pass
1/3 LETS GO
>>563757526Why would you engage with the thread, it's garbage fr
>>563756298I will play more later and tomorrow morning. >>563756417<3 <3>>563756462Right?
gg caliger
GG Caligo.Really cool and comfy game.
>>563757631Kill yourself.
>>563757198They will mess up like they did before. Show them how it is done.
>>563757656>>563757654ggs finally an easy game after pic related3 of my 4 runs today had the missing map modifier wtf
>>563757782They can just keep going. In some aspects, they don't really have to give up.
Sex with all the cute anons who actually play the videogame.
>>563757526She saved erg. Her work here is done
1/3 still
>>563757958Like who? 3bar doll?
>>563757874>lost to fulGAWD sorry belan... I'm revoking your B-tier permit... back to C-tier for you
>>563757958They should put you on the sex offender registry.>>563758009>>>>>>>>she>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>her
>>563757048That's okay, we all know you'll hang yourself before you're 40. Until then I'll be here to make sure how much of a dreg on society you are.
>>563758125>implying I ever left the Z-tierthat's so sweet of you
>>563755819this looks like dogshit, wheres the guns
>>563758125Don't be mean to belan
>>563758250>Endlessly posts about trannies >Doesn’t post about the game>Doesn’t play the game I’m noticing
>>563758526Stop noticing. NOW.
Please queue.
>>563757874I'm jealous of that rotation, look at this boring garbage
>>563758009TRUTH NUKE
>>563756975>>563757385Cool armor/weapons honestly >>563756623No and they’re not going to happen stop asking it’s just sad at this point
>>563758009did you just assume xher gender?
>>563757526she/her just posted >>563736993
>>563755507>bro just ignore the cancer eating away at your body can’t you see you’re propagating it
>>563758526I play the game. I try to discuss the game. But it's very hard to do so with you tranny ERPers around. When I open this thread I don't want to fucking see that shit. How is this a hard concept to grasp? Take it somewhere else.
>>563759568Stop noticing.
>>563759263>>563759568when dsg was being cancerous, the massive influx of new erg posters talking only about gameplay drowned them out for a while, the only solution is having the manpower and relevant topics.
>>563759568So far there hasn’t been any proof that you do either.
>>563749565Why do you morons think turning into a rock is a good thing? They can’t even move. Fuck. Are you really this stupid?
>>563759830>anon tell wheelchair users that they should dieWoah calm down son
>>563759830Its a humiliation ritual topic so we'll make fun of him. Just let him go.
>>563756298loser>>563756975>we have Sauron at home
I like colossal swords
>>563759773I guess we lost thenlet's move to /trash/
>>563760067it's very high fantasy, isn't it. supposed to be a legendary king's armor.
>>563758125Sorry meant C-tier permit, back to D-tier*
Did they fucking fix posting today? Jesus Christ where else am I supposed to post my bad images if not in the asiatic daycare professional forums
>>563759925Even though that’s based actually
>>563759830you may not move but you can be so damn more smarter does it even matter? a universe of possibility in a single thought, you literally cannot even imagine it
And so the arguing about the state of this general has been quelled once more.
>>563675972we made itday 1 Bandit
Revenant and Executor should be the main characters of the Elden ring movie
>>563759797I truly hope your death will be an unbearably painful one you lowlife thread shitting troon. It's the only thing you deserve.
>>563761086based fellow launch day Bandit I still play on the very same file I started with
By the way after seeing so many I can finally confirm that the vast majority of flame Revenant builds are dogshit and so are the players running that shit, it's literally griefing, why isn't catch flame the starter spell at the very least? Why didn't they fix O' flame for this game? Fucking Fromshartware
>>563761184Erm troonsissies?
>>563746638I look like this (the bird)
>>563759830>>563759925>>563760008Lol. You DO know that there’s an entire god-damned race made entirely out of glintstone in the game, right? Not sure where the idea that glintstone isn’t capable of moving or animating itself came from, when it quite literally grows like a plant, and spells behave a lot like lifeforms. The ‘wisdom of stone’ was the study of the residual life/vitality within glintstone, but was also the study of how residual life/vitality could manifest itself as advanced inorganic cogitation, which is seen in the inorganic crystalians and the primeval sorcerers. It’s pure intellect, or logic, without any frivolous thought involved. The “faint cogitation” refers to them being largely unresponsive or just frustratingly enigmatic in their ways. Not sure why you guys can’t parse lore. The concept artwork of the two primeval sorcerers also has them standing upright. Certainly not stuck in position.
>>563761194godslayer is more fun, has some actual effectiveness to fire bosses due to the fixed DoT, and isn't an FP raper. also just looks cooler. and if you're stacking fire attack+ you can reasonably cope with catch flame and any fire giant shit you find if you don't get a godslayer seal
>>563761194I also hate giantsflame desu. As a meele you can't see shit if somebody is spamming it. Starting spells/incants what just a mistake in general.
>>563761184>>563759568completely BTFO'd the porn addict freak and made him cry profusely this victory is now yours
>>563761391Why would I bother paying more attention than necessary? I see them sitting there like hard candy and I assume they’re all fucked. I don’t think more about it than that.
>>563761442Would you say he was sent flying as well? Freak Airlines seems active these days
>>563761771Sent cruising on the northernlion supercruise
>>563761391Its not a big deal lil bud this happens multiple times a day. We know how to make him implode don't worry.
>>563761671>unashamedly admitting he lacks any lore literacy and has no environmental storytelling awareness whatsoever
gg dreglord I wish flame fall upon them was more common, its much more fun than giants flame>>563761404starting spells are just a bandaid fix because fromsoft will never fix the dogshit RNG this game has, probably about half the spells are essentially useless and just clog up the pool
>>563761086is it ugly on purpose
>>563761194bro i run flame faith duchess it's plenty strong shut the fuck up
>>563761848most people are just trying to use the elden ring thread to talk about elden ring. this shit is nasty
>>563762141Ok D2 sis
>>563762141just like how Magic Dagger cuts fuckers in half?
The people who thought the moon was an outer god rather than the reflection of the sorcerer’s magnum opus were always retarded, desu.
odd i queue for one more, even i do the chores
>>563761848Do you even listen to yourself>I like when the middle aged porn addict gives me masturbation material in the videogame thread, here's my masturbation habits detailed by the wayKill yourself
>>563762171>>563762171Sorry Idc what you think you can keep crying about it
>>563762302what chores for today anon? it's dishes and groceries for me todayevens I play night ring, odds I play pvp ring
>>563761983>probably about half the spells are essentially uselesshalf the incants*the sorc pool is mostly fine which is pretty kek worthy. They really just need to clean out ALL the dud spell drops though. All the defense spells, the darkness shit, white shadows lure, fuckin whatever. The only support spells should be a few healing spells, FMGS, GV, HoS, weapon buffs, terra.
>>563762197technically not wrong right now
>>563761848Me too honestly>>563762108I miss these posts
>>563762412yes we know subhuman porn addicts are incapable of thinking about other people. how many times have you been sent flying now?
>>563761442Fact checking status:19%...73%...99%...LOADING......TRUE!!!
>>563762108Kek, that time the Noxtroon had a thread long melty over a similar comment>NOOO *I'M* NOT UGLY OKAY??!?!?!
>>563762364pornbirds of a cumfeather flockpump together
>>563759797where is your proof huh? do YOU play the game?
>>563762259Inner Order Outer OrderGolden Order TotalityStop humiliating yourself like this.
>>563762507Climbing again?
>>563762507CC please have my spawn I love you so much you’re the best poster here
Well, if it isn’t magically ambiguous, then it’s politically ambiguous. “Rennala was a dumb bitch who sold her nation out. Radagon weakened us from within.” “Sorcerers are retards turning themselves into rocks. Rennala was right to do away with it.” There is no right answer. Did Marika sell out her people or avenge them?
>>563762108put some respect on a type A
>>563762141classic dogshit take hereOf course duchess is good it's the easiest crutch character
no but I actually hate porn so much I remember being little and finding the first furry art I ever saw and I was like that's so cute that there is a whole community of artists that like drawing cute animal characters but no oops its all porn porn porn what is wrong with you people it literally turns you into pigs getting spiritually fattened by seriously garbage until your souls are ripe for controlling
>>563762478Eh soceries are "better" in that a lot of them are just the same spell in practice and even then like 1/3rd of them are still useless
>>563762259Any god the GO doesn't understand is called an Outer God by definition. Radagon never figured out that mind=faith, the moons are categorically something the GO doesn't understand.
>lore talk, porn talk and sissies bad at the game talk happening all at once Only at /erg/, folx!
Marika was like Sellen. Murdered her own people and used them like play dough. Only she was a lot more successful since she had an entire culture on her side. Sellen’s turned against her. Just think about it.
I think I am going to stop
>>563762463dishes, folding clothes and groceries, the usual stuff, might try making onigiri later >>563762906no thats every general, its just worse in ones focused on a single game
>>563762817my first time looking at porn was searching for "pokemon porn" and getting scared once I saw mewtwo
gg dargon
if it ugly on purpose you sent that freak flying very well done good job victory is yours good sir did you know that women are the smartest characters in elden ring miyazaki
>>563762906>>lore talki just assume its all one guy samefagging. all the same style of post, always about the same topic, similar lengths, comes out of nowhere and then vanishes randomly.
>>563762884If you assume outer means outside the Order, then sure. But it might just mean alien. It’s xenophobic logic. Othering. It’s one of our oldest concepts. The Church did this. “It’s totally different. I hate it!”.
>>563763123I remember being young and on the computer with my brother and thinking it would be funny to see if bad words could be websites and we tried fuck dot com and saw a bunch of porn and we instantly cried
>>563762817I honestly don't remember the first time I saw internet porn but I remember seeing gore of Pikachu and that shit fucking traumatized me
>>563762817>Try to talk about a game series with a rampantly autistic/porn addicted community>More people TALKING about the porn/autism shit than people actually posting the degen shit or even talking about the fucking gamethis website is full of diddybluds
>>563762884>>563763315Nature is an infectious force in this world and it wouldn’t surprise me if facets of nature were literally seen as deities the same way the ancient Greeks saw causality as a literal mind (the Greater Will is quite literally based on the Nous).
>>563761190i kneel
gg, frosty dragon.
>>563763373it's funny because I liked seeing as much gore as possible when I was edgy but sex and porn shit bothered me so much more so the lesson is to just not get sexually abused
>>563762906>>563763260>>563763286
The Formless Mother isn’t self aware. It doesn’t actually care about you, anyone, or anything for that matter. It’s just a name for something.
DA GRAYTA WILL
>>563763658Isn't that just every outer god
>>563712062Said no one ever
>>563710832>>563707426Based. AprilGODS will rule over this general.
>>563763754yes
>>563763791I said it
>>563762906not sure if this is a W or a L
>>563761118Weird jeet wishful thinking
>>563763791I'm going to say it again later too
>>563763315No, it means outside the GO's understanding. Thats the inner/outer/totalitiy thing anon mentioned above.>inner order - things the GO understands>outer order - things the GO doesn't understand>golden order totality - when all things outer become inner
>>563763754Yes. What >>563763503 said is literally the case here. People called thunder and lightning ‘Zeus’. People would definitely see a godlike alien creature as something to worship and revere, even if the alien is not one to see itself in such a way. Doubt the Beast cares much about being seen as a god when Marika is that. If existence was created by some godlike intelligence it’s a bit overly hopeful to just assume that godlike intelligence would be so invested and involved; not unless they made existence for our sake explicitly so (which might be the case here, given that it’s an explicit video game setting).
>>563763123>>563763323i was introduced to that stuff by a friend who encouraged us (me and my cousin) to look at that stuff online and we all eventually got caught when my parents barged in my room and i ran outside and stayed there for probably an hour because i didn’t want to get spanked
>>563764243if they didn't want you to look at it they should have taught you about it. simple as.
>they should've taught you about futanari pokephilia smalldom porn, bro!
>>563764139That’s one interpretation. Outer as a word is far too ubiquitous. It’s also much too associated with Lovecraft baggage, which this game as a whole already is, given its close proximity and association to Bloodborne (if you haven’t noticed the Lovecraft/Bloodborne influences in Elden Ring I don’t know why you even bother), so you can’t exactly disregard the alien angle without coming across as being pretentious or selectively biased. Outer means outer. Outside of the Order includes all of space and the rest of existence to begin with. It’s like arguing that God isn’t an alien (he absolutely is, being transcendent to the terrestrial sphere, even existential sphere). Unless you literally think that the Order is some universal thing (it’s not—there are things that predate the Ring).
>>563764421no that's skipping like 10 steps of degeneration. if they just educated their child about sex and porn stuff early on they wouldn't degenerate that badly
>>563764526Its just the lore don't stress yourself out if you don't understand.
>>563764526da outa goodssssss DA OUTTA GOOOODS ONMGMGG WHY DID DEY FREAKING HAVE SO MANY INT??? RENALLA THE DISCOUNT MALENIA?
>>563764652Malenia vs Raya Lucaria's academy seal
Reminder that the Golden Order has NOTHING to do with the Greater Will. It’s just what Marika (and the Fingers) cope about. A flawed picture. Mutilation.
>>563735771i'm sorry
>>563764776Marika da golden ouda godwyn ooo godwayn da great ooooo da treee fingas.....
>>563764776No one said it did. The GW has no relation to anything. The people in universe personified their god but still call it a greater will, they are idiots and don't understand the basics.
>>563764724I still don’t know if Malenia even got inside the academy or not. You can argue both yes and no. She probably didn’t care even if she couldn’t. Why would she care about nerds arguing about dumb things?
I'm getting my ass beat too bad in elden ring. I have decided to put it down and go through the series starting with demon souls as i only played half of dark souls 1. I think after my journey I will be ready to try again
>>563764934>Why would she care about nerds arguing about dumb things?Anon look at her retarded brother
erg girls are so hawt
>>563764934da tree pingas
>>563764929>No one said it didHere or the game? The game’s world hijacked the name and would have you believe that it (the Greater Will) approves of the Order. But it’s really just the Fingers lying out their ass.
>>563765112totally
>>563764862>>563764652Keep going please this is funny
>>563764997Miquella had an actual goal, anon. Raya Lucarians just bitch about the moon and the stars and how best to snort starcrack.
>>563765258Stop replying to yourself. You're literally sending yourself flying
>>563764325the thing is though it wasn’t 1 friend but two and even others who showed an interest in it. one of them even threw me under the bus and said it was me who showed him it when he got caught by his own mom. i can only imagine what it’s like now with all this stuff being so much more accessible.
>Miquella had an actual goalIsn’t the prevalent theory that, like a failed cocoon, all of Miquella’s plans are doomed to failure? Because he’ll never grow up? He’s like Da Vinci. Never finished what he started. A childlike mind of infinite creativity that went absolutely nowhere. I wouldn’t be surprised if Miquella boarded his notes and only in 200-300 years will they be rediscovered. Like Da Vinci.
>>563765309>>563763286>>563763286The biggest tell is how most of the posts are mere minutes apart at most with only very basic disagreements and it all stops when it happens.
>>563765471No. Miquella failed every time but he wasn't destined to fail. He failed because Marika mindfucked him and he couldn't see the bigger picture, but it wasn't destined to work out that way.
>>563765471That's just day 1 post-DLC tiktok cope
Miquella isnt DaVinci lolWhoever designed that one walking mausoleum in the consecrated snowfield is DaVinci I am still fucking mad at it
>>563765702I couldn't get near it without my FPS dropping so I never bothered
>>563765590Heres the breakdown>lolcow rerplies to 7 hour old post trying to attack his nemesis>someone laughs at him, but also mentions that he is also the lore guy>same old lore topics being rapid fired ever sinceYou already know who it is. Its always the same guy being a rabid animal.
Cursed queue1/3
Why are imps associated with sorcerers? Did sorcerers construct the catacombs? I feel like there should have been more imps and not!gargoyles at the academy.
>>563765843Pretty spot on.
I'm an animal just for you, erg
>>563765702Nah if Da Vinci designed the mausoleums he would have sabotaged them so they couldn’t actually be built. He legit did this with his inventions since he hated war and violence. He knew people would try to build them. He wasn’t having / allowing it.
>>563766002Psychopomps and sorcfags were the first to accept spirits as a thing and incorporate them into their cultures. They link the living with the dead.
>>563766030sit!!
>>563766153big if true
>>563766002There was a time when sorcerers were a lot closer to deathbird culture. Consider the two/twin cuckoos. The twinbird of death. Etc. The primeval sorcerers have feathers adorning their robes. What did ancient sorcerers do? Commit ritualistic suicide to pass themselves along into a new host body.
It really fucking sucks that we didn’t get a two headed deathbird boss in the dlc btw
>>563763503> Greeks saw causality as a literal mind (the Greater Will is quite literally based on the Nous).Source?
I unironically love hearing the lorechads talk and I admire their worldliness
>>563766598The black feathers are an alchemy thing. They are using their bodies to become philosopher's stones and the black feathers are for the Crow or the Nigredo portion of the endeavor. >Crow>swan>peacock>phoenixAll 4 of these animals show up time and time again in this game when relating to the alchemy topic.
No one in q?
>>563766765isn't that just placidussax
>>563767016Sorry playing NR rn
>>563742024>with filters/makeup>>563742761>without them
>>563767016Yes
>>563766464>>563766030>>563765087>>563763964>>563762748>>563762412These are really bad posts and you should feel bad
>>563767126she's wearing way too much eyeliner in the second one still
I tried fighting Everdark Balancers for the first and we had what seemed like a perfect run where we broke the big crystal on day 2, got the rune thing at the top of the tower, got level 15 before the end of day 2, and shredded through both night bosses in seconds. But when we got to the Balancers fight we were doing barely any damage (I'd see 300-400 damage pop up on the health bar every once in a while) and after what felt like 20 minutes of fighting we got her down to 1/4 health and we all died and lost the run. I don't understand what we did wrong, everything about the run felt easy but then the Balancers felt like an impossible damage sponge wall. What does it take to deal reasonable damage?
>>563766189I’m pretty sure all cultures accepted spirits as a thing before Marika hijacked life and forced the spiritual cycle (that of reincarnation) into a specific shape. We still see reincarnation working away from the influence of the Erdtree. Life is meant to be blue, not yellow. Maybe. It’s also a possibility that the Ring is very much required for guided evolution. There’s still a bit of yellow in Astel’s tail… I don’t know. This sort of ambiguity is satisfying to me. Whether or not runes are a psyop, or absolutely necessary. The crucible knights are also named after irl geological periods—the Ordovician, Silurian, and Devonian periods. Evolution is a theme.
i think i'm autistic but i don't like it when lore guys have to reference real life historical concepts. it feels like cheating in a meta sort of way.
>>563767074
I almost managed to solo trios D0 ED Libra from like 2/3rds of his health with no Less likely to be targeted. It was almost a 15 minutes but I greeded out and died when he had like 3 health. Luckily one of my teammates had a grace and we finished him off easily. He's still a pain in the ass even at D0 if your teammates are both 3 barred and you do piss-all damage.
>>563767382BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>563767360Blame Miyazaki for "copying" it
Drawbro never drew my type B......
>>563767360Why would it be cheating? Art is influenced by real life.
>>563767360I’ve pointed out flaws in their comparisons to real world concepts and how they’ve forced a narrative to fit what they’re saying multiple times and they never give real arguments back. It’s best to ignore them
>>563766895It’s likely a mix of that as well. Alchemy is a big part of ER’s world. Killing the Beast is metaphorically reforging the Ring in a way. This is why the Forge is a thing. The idea that the philosopher’s stone was the person or pursuer themselves, was also pivotal to irl esoteric matters. The concept of inner and outer alchemy is shared in the west as well as the east. “If I can transmute and perfect the materials of the world, why can I not transmute and perfect the human soul and body?”. Kind of a no brainer that materialists (who did not yet let go of the spiritual) went in this direction. In India, ascended masters are also said to leave behind crystals.
Imagine unironically wasting your time with lorefaggotry, especially after SOTE shat the bed so fucking hard
>>563767829>posting in elden ring nightreign general>talking about wasting timebro
>>563766895>All 4 of these animals show up time and time again>time and time againLolwhere
>>563767906>No U!
>>563767591that's why i said in a meta sort of way i guess. i think it's fine if in-universe those events/history happened in a unique elden ring style. i would just like to see it all justified and present within the setting so my immersion isn't broken too much
>>563745834this happens to me
>>563767304See>>563762601
>>563744670Someone needs to do the nerd meme with her >>563766873You’re one of them though
>In India, ascended masters are also said to leave behind crystals.In Mage the Ascension/Awakening this is also true. Legendary wizards who leave the mortal plane behind crystallize into indestructible diamond based on their surroundings and characteristics. Merlin’s crystal cave is literally a crystal cave. You see his crystallized body there. But he’s not there. He’s gone. He’s left. He exists in the Supernal. The Crystalians are also ripped directly from a TTRPG manual. Right down to their game mechanics and origins:> "A crystal warrior was hewn from pure crystal, mostly in the shape of a human warrior with a helmet...Crystal warriors were usually created by powerful sorcerers or warlocks as guardians for their lairs...The structure of Crystal Warriors made them very tough opponents. Next to their durability, their crystal bodies were virtually immune to edged weapons, such as swords and axes. Only blunt weapons with strong heads, for example maces or war hammers, had any chance of damaging them."LMFAOJust how big of a tabletop nerd is Miyazaki really?
>>563768312>Just how big of a HACK is Miyazaki really?*FTFY
>>563768312Bloodborne was inspired by hunter the reckoning so he's always been a WoD guy.
>>563767829This. I get finding the themes interesting and stuff, but the recent Miquella revelation just confirmed that so much of this stuff is at best continental and at worst random bullshit they shoved together. The illusion is gone. SoTE definitely shat the bed.
>ZOMG IS THAT A REFERENCE TO SOMETHING I KNOW? THIS LORE BUSSING FRFR
>>563768310>You’re one of themI wish
Lands Between = Middle Earth Erdtree = One of the Two Trees (but also that big tree from Berserk)Miyazaki isn’t hiding his love for all of the cool fantasy ideas and concepts that he grew up with.
>>563767016Post more like this and I’ll think about it >>563767382Cute!!!!
>>563768504It was actually inspired by a French moviehttps://www.reddit.com/r/bloodborne/comments/1qisq6u/bloodborne_is_inspired_by_a_french_movie_called/
>>563768545WHY did they decide to go with Radahn rather than Godwyn REEEEE now we will never know what Godwyn was like or what he was even capable of
>>563767360What you’re noticing is wishful thinking. >>563767658As have I. They rarely substantiate their arguments with facts or evidence and just keep samefagging and throwing out headcanon text walls.
>>563767360It's because a lot of that referencing is done in a rather straightforward way like "here's how %conceptname% works in our world, so it MUST work the same in this fictional work" which is just a bad way to view fiction in general.Making a fictional work like Elden Ring requires incorporating various different influences to weave into a single narrative. These could be real life influences, stories by different authors, personal experiences etc. The important part is that all of these play off each other and, ideally, are mutated as development goes on, turning into unique concepts that upon a closer look by the viewer map to something that is more familiar. Like for example TES uses racism in multiple ways, down to extrapolating it into metaphysical concepts borrowed from hindu scriptures.The problem then is, Elden Ring lore fucking sucks and 90% of people trying to discuss it are retarded
I always suspected Godwyn of being an Empyrean and this is why Marika had a big meltie since she now had to resort to literal incest babies.But I also suspect that he may have been raised to be Empyrean only for him to not be one.
>>563767360Thats just you feeling inadequate because of ignorance. If someone says skybox why do you know to look up? You always bring outside information into a game. If you don't know Mario was a plumber all the pipes in Mario might be confusing. Mario games don't teach you what plumbing is.
>>563767829>>563768545honestly, it was over when it was discovered that this game was also inspired by midsummer of all things
>>563769028Because they ran out of time even though it took 2 years to release the DLC, they literally recycled everything about him, butchered whatever storyline they had planned with Miquella and called it a day
>>563768741Berserk didn’t invent that it’s a Norse thing and Miura himself is big on Norse stuff
>>563769028Radahn's skillset is coded autism. He can't be reasoned with an is autism incarnate to do what he wants. Everyone else in the game has some sort of ingrained weakness baked into them because you can reason with them, not Radahn. if you are going to play the elden ring god game having your champion be able to arrest the stars on command is pretty lit.
Was the scadutree avatar really originally supposed to be a prince of death
>>>>>>>>>>>>>In India,Ah. He was trolling all along. Classic.
>>563768881That too. It's not like he takes his inspiration from one single piece of media. The fashion in that movie, the trick sword in the final fight are pretty clear signs. BTW THAT MOVIE FUCKING SUCKS AND IS BORING AS HELL. HtR also has 'messengers' who are these emissary angel things that guide the hunters, similarly to messengers in bloodborne. Hunters in both series also become more deranged. Some of them are hellbent on killing all monsters, others decide to defend the good ones, like djura in bloodborne. Miyazaki is clearly happy to take from all sorts of media if he thinks its cool.
>>563769420He didn’t actually arrest the stars he just flexed his territory. If he actually had that kind of power he would be capable of breaking the planet in half. The stars still align and fallingstar beasts still land, so he probably only arrested the stars in Caelid (but the stars aligned in Caelid??).
>>563769186Regardless of his empyrean status (to be fair I really don't think he was one tho), he was simply the one and only child produced by Marika's own pussy that wasn't also some hideously deformed cursed piece of shit. Even Melina, despite being really cute, seems to be bearing some vagueposter curse/soul of geq/another secret type of all-consuming flame/all of the above
>>563769462Nope, its the shadow of the erdtree. Since Marika's empire is built on lies on top of lies on top of lies the actual TRUTH of her religion and reality is completely broken. The more she tried to hide her past and obfuscate history the stronger the shadow of the erdtree got. >>563769602Arrest means to stop eslbro.
>>563769420*not actual stars but still useful yes
>>563769215That one village wasn’t obvious enough for you? Really? He clearly enjoyed the movie. >>563769670He didn’t arrest the stars sorry. The stars still align and fallingstar beasts still land. Sorry. It’s another case of exaggerated myth, which is George’s forte.
>>563769858>The stars still align and fallingstar beasts still land.Those are aliens, Radahn arrested the stars.
Imagine being a CarianNot being able to do something because your fate is directed by the stars Nobody else is stuck like this Is that why they always chase after red heads? Because they literally cannot help it?
>>563769510> HtR also has 'messengers' who are these emissary angel things that guide the hunters, similarly to messengers in bloodborneThe messengers are from Berserk actually
>>563769997I'd just do it anyway lol. When everyone's fate was locked I was making moves as the Tarnished. Maybe fate isn't real.
>>563769917Stars in the world of ER =|= stars IRL >>563770058And nobody cares because they’re cute
>>563770304I care. They are cute though yes
you look like this
>>563770907Weird oblivion elf face and questionable fashion aside, what the fuck are your contrast/saturation settings? I'd die playing like that
>>563770058What are those things in berserk? Do they have the same role as guiding hunters or are they just visually similar?
GgMystery boss always being libra or dreg
>>563771090Evil energy from the apostles makes them, but the books also show Casca's rape making one that intentionally follows Guts.
>>563771309Oh the little flesh nugget guy
>>563771387yeah the lil larval tear nigga
>>563771065double burnt roundtable making it look weird i guess. ingame saturation at max
>>563771090They have the same role - as in they literally act as messengers for one of the main characters to let him know that his time to become a satanic demon angel is nigh
>>563770907not the best type B I've ever seen
Has anyone tried flails revenant? You pick the strenght respec for massive r1 power, and flails have bleed, which does gigantic amounts of damage when it procs.
Time to play
>>563771986wrist wrocket
>>563771986based dragon tarnished
>>563771986dagron.....
>>563771986the dragon is so cute my boyfriend pointed this out recently and I had never noticed but it's not just the head and it has a whole body and little arms and legs and I find it really cute how it wiggles to life when you use it
>>563772101>Hidden Velka
>>563768553this
queued for one last game today
>>563771935I mean anything works in these games if you can dodge.
Hmmmmmmm nyo….nyo. Nyo.
official strength arcane Starter Weapon(s)???
>dodging heolstor>the nightlord with the most map and night bosses variationswhat the actual fuck
>>563772373I dont give a shit abour your streak + blocked
>>563771935don't let bro cook again
The Schnoz.This peculiar astral creature is briefly encountered by the Black Swordsman Party during their visit to the Qliphoth as it manifested near Enoch Village. According to Schierke, it is of the kind chimimoryo (魑魅魍魎ちみもうりょう; literally "evil spirit(s) of mountains and rivers").The Schnoz stands in front of the entry point of the region. Schierke, noticing the creature's seeming unwillingness to move out of the group's way, uses thought projection to influence the creature to waddle elsewhere. Despite the chimimoryo thereafter being out of the group's immediate path, Puck and Ivalera gang up on the creature, causing it to trip and fall over an unearthed tree root.
>>563772465I’m not playing alone with you. You were the one who did it to me.
>>563772546Its very common in buddhism.
>>563772607do whatever you want you fuckign sandwich
>>563772546When an evil creature tries its bery best but comes across as just cute and helpless instead
>>563768312>actually ripping offis miyazaki a hack?
>>563772607ironsissies...
>queue is crickets after the dodgeevery fucking time, some of you are insufferable cunts
Don’t talk shit about schnoz
>>563772870tell that to the sissy
>>563772743I could fucking go for a sandwich right now
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>>563772101Clearly coming from a cosplay fest or con>>563772546Miyazaki could NEVER
>>563773101>>563772546Have you guys not read Thus Spoke Zarathustra?
>>563766807his unwashed asscheeks
>>563772870I was dodging solo Trish not the boss desu
>>563773101>deluxe editionbased
>now practice dodges balancers tooI'm gonna snap
>>563771986>dragon fist kids toy
>>563773101me when i drop the c*cktail
>>563773189When you stare into the Schnoz, the Schnoz stares back at you.
>>563773286b-based?!
>>563773286i got a game first sissy
might dodge sludge tbqh not interested in mid tiers risking THE streak desu.
aaaaaaaa i can't decide on a weapon for my dex/fai run
>>563747160Unfortunately yes
>>563773423Inseparable sword is cool
>>563773286Please do not abuse my sistar.
>>563773286zased......
>>563773423Use a dex weapon. XD
>>563773423ur holy longsword bro?
>>563766807>>563773278Anaxagoras (/ˌænækˈsæɡərəs/; Ancient Greek: Ἀναξαγόρας, Anaxagóras, 'lord of the assembly'; c.500 BC – c.428 BC) was a Pre-Socratic Greek philosopher. Born in Clazomenae at a time when Asia Minor was under the control of the Persian Empire, Anaxagoras came to Athens. In later life he was charged with impiety and went into exile in Lampsacus.Responding to the claims of Parmenides on the impossibility of change, Anaxagoras introduced the concept of Nous (Cosmic Mind) as an ordering force. He also gave several novel scientific accounts of natural phenomena, including the notion of panspermia, that life exists throughout the universe and could be distributed everywhere. He deduced a correct explanation for eclipses and described the Sun as a fiery mass larger than the Peloponnese, and also attempted to explain rainbows and meteors. He also speculated that the sun might be just another star.The Greater Will and primeval sorcery is directly drawn from Ancient Greece.
>30 minute D2 adel fight zero adrenaline, just boring desu
>>563773421I’m not on a big streak, just can’t be bothered with 40 minutes and a throw for no reason
>>563773189yeah I read it and laughed at it in high school
>>563773517i might but i'm in limgrave and that's quite far>>563773564which one? bolt of grannysex?>>563773654but isn't that a bit...boring?
>>563773423Are you doing buffs or casting spells or both?
Have you guys not read Thus Spoke Myrmidon?
>>563773423Cipher pata?Coded sword?Lightning Urumi?Siluria's Treespear?Keen Blackflame Tornado Lucerne?
>>563773717He also thought stars were hot rocks.
>>563773421trish stop shitposting and play the game
>>563773815lightning spells and fightinglightning spear, armament, fortissax you know the drill
>>563773806you could rush treespear or something. nigcav flail
>>563771935No, flails are awful to use in meleeThe only flail build that's "decent" is the balancer-slop family heads one
>>563768741>Berserk created the world tree You people are so fucking stupid it hurts
>>563773189Mentioning this kind of stuff makes the 3rdies very insecure please be considerate.
>>563773806classic image glad you still post it
>>563773883Well, that's a pretty damn good guess.
>>563774093Its a terrible guess, but informed.
>>563773806You can kill D in limgrave and get the sword that early
Thus Spoke Zanzibart >>563774063Not how proliferation works. It didn’t start it, but it definitely proliferated it into the minds of those who got into Berserk.Tolkien didn’t invent dwarves or elves either you ass. He still propagated ideas that struck cords with many, past and present and future. It’s very likely that any idea you come up with has already been conceived of.
Only purple loot being able to be red is so dumbI want max scaling guardian swordspear and stone club
>>563771935
>>563773717Fair, but I don’t think it’s fair to say all Greeks believed that, it was just one guys theory
>>563774063I guarantee you the Norse weren’t the first to start it. “Existence is shaped like a tree okay” was a very standard idea.
>>563774215oh shit really? fuck i already spoke to him after killing the bonerlord so now he ported off to the roundtable
>>563746117But everyone gravitates towards it. That’s what I’m saying. There’s just something about it that enamors everyone from middle easterners to East Asians to whites.
>>563774230You're proliferating ignorance and stupidity so I guess that works for you
Kind of funny how phys4 makes all the pure phys whites and blues better than the purps and gold split damage weapons. Really makes you think
There's no point in replays because it still comes down to>simon says dodge routine>press whatever attack you pumped during predetermined punish windowThe only true slight variation is parrying. Everything else plays the same.
>>563774279The idea that existence is alive or has a cosmic mind to it isn’t exactly rare or unique. In fact it was the entire debate revolving around pantheism. People saw existence as God.
Fsy in like 2 hours-ish?
>>563767304you seem… flustered?
>>563774246>>563774436The vast majority of purples are really bad too and for blues you have to go out of your way to improve them and most people just ignore you if you pin a cave, it's so annoying
>>563774453someone reply to this anon to soothe his sorrows and them tell him to go play an mmo instead because that's what he wants secretly
>>563774230I mean yes but as the other guy showed, Miyazaki was into a wide range of nerdy stuff. It’s possible he got the idea from something else that was also inspired by it like >>563745921 says, especially since the chapters where Berserk’s world tree materialized aren’t *that* old.
>>563774453Everything can look boring if you dumb them down to the very basics.
>>563774712Elden Ring MMO when?
>>563773313>nowHoly newjeet
>>563774549fc NOW
>>563774453holy shit is that image real
>>563774706I'm the number 1 statue breaker in erg
Dude I came here to see if I could get some advice for a challenge run I'm doing, why the fuck are there so many troons here? (Lorefags are nice though)
>>563773313funny newfig
>>563774706You're a big boy you can visit caves yourself
>>563774806seamless mod should have a public lobby
>>563774706I help spelunk caves
>>563774867Fuck you those stones are mine
>>563769670>built on lies on top of liesElaborate
>>563774453There is another way.
>>563774490>The idea that existence is alive or has a cosmic mind to it isn’t exactly rare or uniqueI would say it is unless you have like 5-10 other examples showing otherwise, believing that there was a group of beings or singular being responsible for creation that also governed over it is by far the most prevailing school of thought throughout history.
>>563774971But we're supposed to be a team
>>563775176Sometimes to be a part of the team you need to not waste everyone else's time on a minor cave visit
>>563775030She isn't a godShe isn't eternalHer tree is an alienShe is her own husbandShe got cursed to birth omensShe kept her husbant in a boatShe locked her own son up in the shadowlands out of fearShe removed death and instilled the rune of the unborn to completely shoah the cycles of life
>>563774990True. I'm imagining more of a game with a raid boss design philosophy for 40-ish people to take on a boss. It would have more classic MMO archetypes Tank-Healer-DPS but with Elden Ring gear and movement. I just want to be a healer in these games AND have that be useful, ok?
>>563774706smithing villages are the new hotness for smithing stones
>>563775343Smithing villages aren't guaranteed
>>563775316cease your blasphemy little hornsent
>>563775013Why is every picture of undertaker so hot?
>>563775147Its not unique, even the communists had their own version called the Greater Good, warhammer uses this exact term for it as well. Russians believe in a thing called the Noosphere. Any society that uses scales to represent justice believes in it. Its a necessary part of the human psyche. All cultures come to that same ultimate ideal in the end.
is giving birth hot or scary
>>563774924The challenge run in question is trying to beat the game with just soldier spirit ashes. I'm currently stuck on kind of endgame (no farum or CS) Hadn't played in a good while, managed to kill some shitter bosses today (makar and the omen twins guarding Morgott's tower)
>>563775595Both.
>>563775518Because her story is a fantasy version of a chaste girl that is actually stimming constantly for orgasms. She's a south east asian camgirl with an ohmibod, in a fantasy setting.
>>563775595Painful, disgusting, potentially deadly but they say it's worth it.
>>563775595it's horrific and it's real life magic
>>563775432>>563775343Kek basedThe potential chest spawns are so numerous and spread out, I almost always only check 1 and don't bother wasting time hunting down the second.
>>563775749>>563775728>>563775636my stomach hurts a little
>>563775518your hijab fetish
>>563775713
>>563775603Mohg's rune will buff spirit ashes in blood loss triggers in their vicinity. You can use seppuku to proc bleed on yourself to temporarily buff their damage and heal them.
>>563775713I think I like her because we both lick paint off of walls.
Checked this week's EDs and I don't really wanna queue any of em, back to the drawing board for me
>>563775595yes
>>563775853Nuh uh I use the darkness skin
>>563775905She's a wall licking retard that everyone hates and is socially inept, she's just like me fr fr
why are chaste women always secretly horny monsters, especially in media there's always some nun who secretly is turbo horny. are there actually any chaste women?
>>563776061your gypsy fetish then
>>563776091>especially in jewish media there's always some nun who secretly is turbo hornyWeird post.
>>563776079You nailed it.
>>563774806Hopefully never or I’ll kill you
>>563776091
>>563776203i was watching some spanish and british movies from the 50s-80s
>>563776203Truth Nanites spreading throughout the thread seemingly originating from this post
>>563776334You promise?
>>563775853>>563776154I have those too haha :)
>>563775890I haven't been able to kill him yet. My strongest guys (marionette bird soldiers) are too squishy to take him on, plus buff him by bleeding him. My other guys are also... not ideal. Redmanes (I let the summons kill Radahn after about a year of not doing this run just so I could get them and the shield guys) don't do enough damage and are only +8. Cuckoos, while reliable on most occasions, also don't do enough. Godrick's aswell. Leyndell soldiers would probably get stunlocked by bleed. Headless guys are pretty squishy, but they might survive the nihil blood pool. Soldjars, I need not elaborate. Shield guys might also be viable. I still haven't been able to get one spirit to +10.
>>563776386i don't think they smoke weed
>>563776091ate me up fr doe
>if you reroll a weapon at a forge, drop it, then pick it back up it will lose its affinity and go back to being uninfused/pure physicalWhat the kino?? Shifty??
>>563775576Neither of those two things are the same at all.
>>563776517Skeletal militiamen?
>>563775316>She isn't a godWrong>She isn't eternalWrong>Her tree is an alienWrong>She is her own husbandNever lied about it>She got cursed to birth omensGodwyn, Malenia, Miquella, she also never lied about it>She kept her husbant in a boatElaborate>She locked her own son up in the shadowlands out of fearWhere's the lie?>She removed death and instilled the rune of the unborn to completely shoah the cycles of lifeWhere's the lie?
>>563776584really nice
>>563776517Aren't spirit ashes supposed to be immune to status effects?
>>563775787I only check the chest right before the bridge, its there 100% of the time.
>>563776091Healthy males and females want sex, constantly, all the time.If you don't want this then you have some sort of illness or deficiency
>>563776742Yeah, but mohg's nihil still creates a pool of blood around him which causes damage. A player can avoid it, but the spirits shred themselves against it.
>>563776826Apparently theres always 4 chests. 1 chest on the ground and I think 3 in the ramparts
>>563776628I have more than 2 options. Point is literally every culture evolves into the same mindset. What do you think the Holy Ghost in Christendom is?
gg goatwoah that crit after the res was rude, no need to rub it in like that
GgBad loot though
>>563776849then why are other posters saying this is some jewish trick
>>563775713>she's a SEAmonkey camgirlShe's White and has a British accent, though.
>>563776669Honestly felt it would be cheating to use them early on, and now don't have the resources to get them to even a +8
>>563776091this
>>563777067Build? Also best skin
>>563776697>ElaborateYou remember that boat of the coast of Radahn's arena in the base game? You never once asked y ourself how Horah Loux shows up again in the end of the game? Pic rel.
>>563777062Offtopic but I look like this but fatter ass
>>563776697what kind of cope contrarian post is this I'm not even that anon and you're just plain not thinking about what you're saying
>>563776615the forge is supposed to re-roll the affinity with the skill but it can't refresh without leaving your inventory first or something in that vein
I'll give mohg a go with each summon and see how they do.
>>563775713>She's a south east asian camgirl with an ohmibodSomething is deeply wrong with you
>>563777346Shut the fuck up annoying faggot just shut up
>>563777236except the intro cinematic shows Hoarah dying somewhere and grace calling him back to TLB
Reminder that if you use the point down emote this is what you look like when you do it
>>563777236>Horah Loux shows up again in the end of the gameHe's shown being resurrected by grace in the badlands at the very start of the game and then outright states before the fight that he came back for another audience with his ex though>>563777404Ganbatte dude, let us know how it goes
Gg unmarked Frenzy tower in the rain. Also, my giant glinblades attacked Libra, not me. That was not a signal to start attacking before I made my deal.
>>563777030Again, not that as you or that article describes it, at least to my knowledge.
>>563777431where do you think this woman lives? South east asia.
>>563777645erg girls need these
>>563777645Berlin
>>563777372I thought it was guaranteed to be pure phys... Rip
>>563777579gotta go fast
>>563777715No need for elaborate metal hoop contraptions, erg girls can just stretch their necks with a rope
>>563777927Why are you a meanie?
Godrick's got him to almost 2nd phase.
>>563777927this
>>563778064Because I know none of you are actual girls
>>563778064my guess is on socioeconomic factors
>>563775061You're still doing simon says dodge > attack. You're just spacing instead of rolling.
>>563777927Your big strong hands work too
i love to drop an awesome weapon for big bro
>>563778150Well I'm not a girl.>>563778154Gave a good laugh.
>>563778334Based Duchkitten
I wish I wasn't a woman, my backbreaking tits are too big
>mfw new guy at my work may be in this very threadHR is not gonna like this, not one bit
Anyone in the queue?
>>563778683I was gonna hop on for 1
>>563778683Busy playing nightreign right now sorry
>>563777645Ok…? Those fucked up neck rings aren’t exclusive to them and she doesn’t look like that
Cuckoo's got only a little bit farther. Big guy rushed in for mohg and fucked up my buffing. The two little guys gave their all, but one died from a swipe and the other from the blood. For my buffs, I'm using Rally standard and blessing of the erdtree (healing over time one) with a clawmark seal.
>>563778575
>>563777927kek
>>563778162If you're going to think of it that way then how is parrying any better when you're still just pressing a button at the right time to punish whatever the boss is doing?
ripple halberd? occult infusions?
>>563779007>>563773423Daring today aren't we
>>563775603>>563776517Are you not allowed to attack the boss?
>>563779181yes:)
>>563779007warped axe. messmers soliders axe.
>>563779221He can only use shitty spirit ashes to deal damage to the boss.
>>563778714I'll wait for 5 more min>>563778738*busy shitting up the threadFTFY
Why did they make undertaker's asshole so big? Are the devs porn addicts?
>>563779221Honestly, I only attack when there's way too many adds to deal with (the jar guys with the gladiator and tibia skeletons when they're downed)
>>563778918Because it interrupts the boss's chain instead of waiting until the end of it, so it's still canned but different. Every other "build" is the same except the visuals of your punish button, and whether you press it 1 or 3 times to get the same punish window damage.
>>563779384Nah just playing nightreign right now sorry didn't mean to trigger you.
>>563779297Why
>>563779550warped axe
>>563763964who is this slut?
Leyndell soldiers beat my expectations and managed to get to phase 2. Well one did. Also I was wrong about the nihil blood pool.
>>563779446
>>563779605kek
>>563775343Nobody goes to those
>>563779446It's because they're VISIONARIES when is VAATI going to make a VIDEO about ELDEN RING™ NIGHTREIGNs HOT WOMEN
>>563779503>continued thread-shitting Thought so.
https://er-build-planner.nyasu.business/?b=adb8cded0045baName this character.
>>563779802Dewey Perkimerkin
>>563779741So true. Need a 30 minute video essay on Recluse's massive milkers.
>>563779802perkele
>>563779802>tranny IP grabber no thanks
>>563779384Going randoms
>>563779802use better tears
>>563779802Weeb-kun desu
>>563779989hummina HUMMINA!!!
>>563779989KEK
>>563780058like
>>563780190not telling you. thief
>>563779802YAGRF(yet another gay red faggot)
>>563779802furryweebjeeta
>>563779574i'm never subjecting myself to that moveset ever again
>>563780242it's good though
Marionette soldiers also got him to 2nd phase and did more damage (helps that they're +9) they also got two attempts since on the first one I died first.
>>563779802White Bread
that bait was so bad I had to play a clicker game to forget I've seen it
Favorite int weapon?
>>563779989Imagine playing tranny in your 30sGrim stuff
>>563780242It's good doeverybeitntly m'ladysarr. and one of the few movesets that work with the "chain attack finisher" buffs well
>>563780320oh really, well i miss on pve with it soo it's ass desu
gg mystery big caligo, nice cancels too
Gg Seasonal halo slop. Godrick is always a bad sign for mystery
sir gideon ofnir, the somewhat knowing
YOOO 1000 POSTS
einen tausendjahriges ergreich
>>563780756good job everyone
YOOO CHAT? 1K???
>>563780220>rakshasa on an invasion buildpoor little hostie sees reds everywhere lol
we did it erg ! gg thread
>>563780825this is messmer
Avian soldiers, unfortunately, permofed midly. Mohg's blood pools don't let my poor bastards tweak out, plus they do wind up making him hit harder when they procc bleed.
>>563779493I think that parrying is quite boring since you're just sitting the boss's face. I find rolling to be better in that aspect since you can at least use it to gain a better position and not using iframes in the first place can open up a more interesting and skillful playstyle. It's still attacking at the right time as you said but I'm not sure how it could really be improved. I thought of the AI doing cancelling moves but it would probably be too frustrating to fight against even if you also let the player do it.>>563779985Kill yourself.
Proud of myself, I caused this
make bread
>>563780535Our resident pedo groomer troon is 40 years old. Can you believe that?
>>563778150you can't say you know that for a fact, especially since you're wrong
>>563780825whos this semen demon
>>563781012>>563781020the duality of erg girls
>>563781090 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<girls
>>563780534Cold Wild Strikes FlambergeMagic Ice Spear LucernePowerstanced Magic Carian Grandeur Cleanrot Knight's Swords
>>563781020Ok I will admit Shifty is probably actually female
>>563780534nnnngh
>>563780962I'm not making a value judgment on parry vs non parry, I'm just saying it's the only two distinct playstyles at their core. Otherwise "builds" play the same aside from visuals because this game's enemies and combat are so rigid.
>>563781165cold flamberge feels wrong but I like the sound of it with wild strikes.
>>563781169Shifty is verifiably male.https://steamcommunity.com/id/ShiftyDuck/games/?tab=all
>>563780534carian slicerglintstone kris if i have to swing a filthy metal blade
>>563781191>>563779985>>563781090>>563781169>>563774559You're so goddamn annoying you know that right you need to shut the hell up
>>563781224Cold wild strikes flamberge procs frostbite and bleed while scaling with int. Does decent stance damage too.
thread is about to get archived post a confession
>>563781224>>563781165great katana is better tbdesu
>>563781389you seem… upset?
>>563781289What am I supposed to look at here?
>>563781497Maybe but I fucking hate katanas. Ugliest swords known to man and overhyped.
>>563780534helphen pwns all your faves
>>563781389upset?
>>563781489I can't beat the game without spirit ashes
>thread activity skyrockets>thread quality drops like a fucking rockWhy is this always the case
>>563781489I like trish
>>563781389kino chud meltie
>>563781489I... I... I LIKE NIGHTREIGN!
>>563781012But I thought they all died before 30
>>563781740that’s just the golden rule of 4chan. that “activity” is just rapid fire thread shitting with no thought or meaning behind it.
>>563781740because good quality posts require thought and posting nonsense doesn't
>>563781534What woman plays Warhammer, Factorio, Team Fortress 2, zombie survival games and RTS?
Greatshields held up well for a +7. Mausoleums are +8 and I only had one hammer guy for most of the fight.
>>563781532>>563781653Bot posts kys
>>563781489I don't even play this game I come here just for the art
>>563781740entropy sis
>>563781958A based chud woman does
>>563781946>>563781946>>563781946
>>563781740>dandacuckGo back
>>563781958I know a couple women like that, they're mildly schizo but chill and functional otherwiseI guess Shifty can be whatever the hell xe wants to be, it's a respectable library nonetheless.
>>563781740>dandagodCome in
>>563782140This but jjkucks
>>563781992>not just upset, but seething and projecting as well
>>563783507Nope jjk is erg culture
>>563783716On planet retard maybe
>>563783641I hope you die
>>563785134No we're on planet earth
