Z-team goes to Thailand EditionA general thread to discuss Dispatch by AdHoc Studioshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2592160/Dispatch/>Dispatch merch store featuring new merchhttps://store.adhocla.com/>Fanart Fridayshttps://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2040127217078870290>Songkran 2026 artwork by Igloo Studioshttps://x.com/igloocgofficial/status/2043184836714840370>Devs confirm Dispatch has sold 4 million copies to datehttps://x.com/DomTheBomb/status/2042339264730681469>Dispatch save file inspector (PC only)https://sdnrecordsdepartment.io/If you're unsure where to find your save files click on "where are my save files" on the bottom right and copy the file path>New Youtooz Plushies:https://x.com/youtooz/status/2038661988180521021Previous thread: >>563143693
Invisimech <3333
My life for Mandy
>>563734883fastest visikek in the west
Flambert <3333
>>563732797some twitter/tumblr thematic art event it seems, the current theme is the third date. pity that the drawanon left us, he could provide some OC for it.
>>563734883>>563735106>Still no mechablazer equivalent
>>563735861Suffah Mandrones
>>563735861moreover there are even multiple variants of both invisimechs and flamberts
>>563735920>>563736425If I wasn't dogshit at drawing I would have made it myself by now
Wonder which 40k factions each of the characters would align with if they were in that universeRobert would probably fit Imp. KnightsChase would be a cool inquisitorVisi either Imp. Agents or Tzeentch?Blazer, no idea. Maybe Eldar, but she's not as stuck up as they are, so ehGolem Salamanders maybe?Punch-Up Orkz or VotannCoupé fits Ravenguard or the FallenMalevola I'm kinda stumped on. T'au maybe?Sonar is 100% TzeentchFlambae I could see either with Khorne or SlaaneshPrism SlaaneshWaterboy, no clue, maybe Imp. Guard?P-Man, Men of Iron or some autistic Necron Lord? Idk
Now that the dust has settled, is there anything about Robert that she ISN’T into?
>>563739002his smell (she got over it)
/ourgirl/
>>563741234she got cuter
best girl coming though
>>563741234Bershy kinda cute with long hair ngl.
>>563742560
>>563739002She will be sorely disappointed if it turns out that Robert does not meet the expectations from her dreams.>What? Finger in mouth? Why?>I won't stick it in there, it's insanitary.>Courtney you are almost 30-year-old woman, why would I call you a good girl?
>>563743437>Courtney when she finds out Robert is as straitlaced and vanilla as they get instead of the dom she imagined him to be
I NEED a tomboy gf bros
>>563744313You can still find them at hot topic
>>563744313go out and look for one then
Flambae, but with sideburns.
>>563746248He got spit roasted by the pizza guys?
why is invisigal brown
How often do you think Robert jerks off
>>563746864Genuinely? Not a lot. Probably once a week for maintenance, otherwise he's too depressed
>>563746446cute
This Golem guy is pretty cool if you ask me.
here, have this pic from the time I found an artist who jerks off to people sneezing
so we made it to #60impressive
>>563746517
>>563746864>>563747749After every big bust
>>563749850#100 is just around the corner
>>563749431How the fuck do people develop such oddly specific fetishes
>>563750950Women aren’t any better https://youtu.be/ygmq7ztR6w8?si=z-7XpaTAnUMGZ8SQ
I love my cute wabi-sabi gap moe gamer shitposter cinephile horny clingy jealous stalker red flag corny virgin laser-riding-badass attention-seeking clean brown valentine tomboy gf with ADHD, asthma, smoking addiction, insecurities, a foul mouth, a below average IQ and delicious "cake".
I love the world today
>>563751030
I fucking miss Mandy, bros... It's unreal.
>>563753786>MandyInferior specimen
>>563753786She hasn't left bro you can just replay the game>>563754271gay ass nigga
>>563748942Yeah he pretty chill.
>>563743437>>563744215>her face when she see how big the mecha dick is but she know she can't touch
Flambae? Bottom. Phenomaman? Bottom. Waterboy? Top.Mechaman? Top.
Splitting homosexuals into ‘top’ and ‘bottom’ sub-groupings is rather homophobic tbqh
test
>>563750950I dunno bro
>>563760012I'll throw my hat into this ring
>>563761127scary.
Blonde Blazer wonder bread
>>563762070I cant speak objectively about it since it's what I'm into, although I'm aware it's borderline deviantart tier stuff
>>563762892>red fingernailWho's holding the feather?
>>563763109me
>>563759376Testing for what?
Why do people draw Visi as /fit/? She's built like a stick.
>>563737310> Flambae I could see either with Khorne or Slaanesh>Prism SlaaneshI don’t see either as Imperial but Slaanesh? They’re likely promiscuous but they aren’t completely hedonistic, depraved, and repugnant. No where near to that degree.
>>563768179Same reason why people draw Blazer as super muscular even when she's notIt's a fetish
>>563768970Prism I see as Slaanesh for the whole pursuit of perfection, fame, self-satisfaction angle
>>563769151Ok, fair enough. For Flambae on the other hand. I can understand Khorne. Seeing how it’s a god of anger and violence. But isn’t his faction known for sacrifices and ritual murder? Flambae doesn’t have any record of killing be it murder or manslaughter unlike his colleagues save for Prism, Visi, & Golem. I don’t know, maybe I’m reading too deep into it.
Flambae why are you gay and not str8 reee
So the surgery on my hands went fine and I can now return to ritual phoneposting
>>563774041welcome back anon
>>563774041Don’t you need time to recover or any physical therapy?
>>563774341Already did. Was posting on and off here and there. I’m fine now. Only place I can’t post is my house since someone naughty around where I live got everyone range banned in the area. =\
>>563774304Thank you. Thumbs are sore but working. Now I just need a new phone.
I hope you break your hands again
>>563774981Don’t be a dick. Breaking my phone hurt harder than breaking my thumbs.
>>563770138You got Robert. Be grateful. Flambae is for the guys.
This is a heterosexual woman
>>563777943I don't know she has dyke energy
>>563777943Man I still remember when Dispatch first released. Bunch of twitter fags were seething because Visi wasn't a lesbian.
>>563778416Wha constitutes as dyke energy?
short hair small tits and nose ring
>>563779734that's just punk
>>563779734Silly chud, that’s “please fix me” energy
ok but which girl gives the best head
>>563780095Your mom
maybe then ill fade away and not have to face the facts its not easy facing up when your whole world is blackaeeeeh fuck delicuous poison im drunk goodnightt sdn i love u bros
>>563782517Stop drinking
>>563782723i tried and i cant. g'night
>Fujo's still posting >BBfren still posting>Ritual poster is back>Visiholic is still alive>even have the consistent MalevolANT poster6 months later and 60 threads later we're still going strong. And some faggots thought that we wouldn't make it to #50.
>>563778416What if Invisigal was a dyke but meeting Robert rewired her brain?
>>563789130>that's 4 months of keeping the general alive during dead hoursNow we're at #60 in only two. I can't take all the credit though. There's been dedication all around by our fellow dispatchers and ritual posters. While we haven't got anything substantial from AdHoc themselves. At least we have the community we've gathered, for better or worse.
>>563789130why is the ANT capitalized?
>>563789963The gold old dicking her straight method
>>563792645>:3
>>563790652Tradition at this point.
>>563789130#100 is just around the corner
>>563745971>but with sideburns.He already has sideburns?
I saw an image of Mandy and I did it again... I've Goslinged.
>>563795435you should write fanfics
>>563795496I won't.
>>563793152well I dont get it, if there's some namefag known as ant or something I'm not him
>>563795816You don't get to choose what we call you. If the name sticks, it sticks. Just ask Fujo.
>>563795816>>563795971>Just ask Fujo.It's true. I didn't pick this name. Just take it in stride as I have.
>>563796890I literally started posting consistently yesterday, I'm not taking or rejecting a name I'm just saying that's a whole other guy who the anon was referring to plus I'm confused why it's "ant" of all things. at least fujo poster makes sense and visiholic is explained by the drinking posts, how that guy got called ANT requires context
>>563796920
>>563797383>how that guy got called ANT requires contextI don't get it either. My only assumption is that it's some kind of play on the word Malevolent. Changing the end to ant for whatever reason. I guess the word ant is used to describe how few Malevola posters there are? Beats me.
>>563797383Alright, alright, I'll tell you, fine. It's a play on words. You can guess the rest. It's pretty obvious when you think about it. Why would we call a worshipper of Malevola an ant?
>>563797581I don't miss the /v/ schizo. That's for certain. Fucker ruined an entire generation of Dispatch threads with his sperging.
>>563797831Was he the ratposter or am I thinking of someone else?
>>563798047What? No. How did you come to that conclusion?
>>563797638according to this guy >>563797658 it's supposed to be some gay twist on malevolent because people want to be stepped on her. by that logic you can call me fucking maevolfeet. I'm sure we can come up with something better than ant
>>563798047there's a handful of /v/ schizos now that I think about itI still remember the guy who would come in here to gloat every time a thread on /v/ died (which was usually how I found out that there was a thread on /v/)
>>563798135I tend to mix things up. So I don't really seem to remember much about that individual.
>>563798047Do not besmirch the good name of the hamster poster. He was a saint! A hero! And a true /SDN/ patriot! But, you probably never even see the schizo post, otherwise you would know what I'm talking about.
>>563798176you can tell how disappointed I was from the explanation by the spelling errors
>>563798235No, I'm pretty sure that it was one guy. The shit he posted was the stuff of legend.
>>563798176>it's supposed to be some gay twist on malevolent because people want to be stepped on herPretty much. But also because of how much of an insignificant portion of our community you guys are. And I'm not talking about the cool wild ants that live in the nature and wage endless apocalyptic wars with millions upon millions of casualties, nah, you guys are like house ants. The sort that gather around the spilt sugar.Anyway, you're welcome here. I hope your stay will be pleasant and remember...
>>563798876you can tell this guy is a blazer fan by the way his post projects his inferiority complex. anyway thanks but I think you're putting a little too much weight on the matter of a video game general
>>563799278It's a cool place, and they say it gets colderYou're bundled up now, wait 'til you get older
I think malevolANT sounds gay
>>563799278BBChads do not have an inferiority complexWe do not because our girl is already objectively the best girl and the stats don't matter so don't bring it upI expect a written apology by tomorrow morning
how did one e-celeb whore influence dispatch discourse so much
>>563804194People talk. And word spreads fast. While you may agree or disagree with her opinion. The stance did strike intrigue for discussion surrounding the love story. Such a story got a lot of male players at it's grasp. Much like how Twilight did for it's female readers and watchers.
>>563806292I'm just wondering why the twilight comparison stuck as if there aren't any other stories with two competing love interests like FF7 or evangeleon
>>563804194Why did she do it bros?
https://youtu.be/E23d3xeOFOg?is=h6lboncqPqIilnNxNow even Erin Yvette starts throwing shade at Invisigal and her fans. That's adorable.
>>563798176>I'm sure we can come up with something better than antI've been TRYING to get "Cultist of Giga Cha'ad" to stick for a while now as a reference to the cult in-game that worships Malevola or something while also being a play on "Giga Chad" but it just won't stick for some reason...
>>563809021I mean she also regularly defends visikeks so https://x.com/erin_yvette/status/2037710721711214606
>>563809021>>563809761I just wanna see Blazer and Visi have hot pussy tongue-fucking sex...
>>563809856threesome offscreen
>>563809021>uploaded 6 hours ago>26 viewsAre we the only ones watching this shit, lmao.
>>563810118S e xex
>>563809021Also>Two Niggermans + the wifeI wonder why she didn't take Niggerman's surname? Same for Laura, why isn't she called Laura Willingham? Name recognition for work?
>>563809634too wordy. besides every other namefag here is singular in name, unless you're planning to spam malevola pics here too then there's no reason to have a plural name. gotta be something with her name, Malechads, Malevgods, etc etc. personally I think something with "Vola" could work but it's up to the creativity of the rest of the nerds here.>>563800540true and real
>>563810530It's usually thatWhen famous people make a name for themselves before they get married they usually keep their last names because that's what people know them by already>>563809021>13:06 titanfall mentioned I am still waiting for an artist to make a fanart of Robert and his mecha man suit like this
Also Niggerman with the stache looks like literally 1984
>>563810716Is Titanfall 2 any good?I remember playing Titanfall 1 for a bit, but I'm not big on multiplayer shooters.
>>563810604I did say Cultist (singular) of Giga Cha'ad. Not CultistS (plural) of Giga Cha'ad. And yeah I do spam MalBert stuff from time to time but only if I find good quality Malevola art. Only the best for my queen.
>>563810716>still waiting for an artist to make a fanart of Robert and his mecha man suit like thisThey already have though... I've seen tons already just never saved them because I only save the ones with my tsundere waifu on it.
>>563811206still too wordy tho, besides ya gotta drop shit every thread several times to stick around in someone's mind it seems. regardless of what may come all that matters is best girl
>>563811159Titanfall 1 is basically dead because it's multiplayer only so don't botherTitanfall 2 has a good but short singleplayer and the multiplayer is also kind of dead because the matchmaking was hacked and EA never bothered to fix it, and everyone who's left playing are using some kind of server browser plug in. So I would say don't bother unless you're only in it for the singleplayer and it's on sale for dirt cheap or something
>>563807523Because it's the one most normies could associate. I know FF7 and Evangelion have a broader fanbase especially nowadays. But Twilight is something people could easily relate it to. Because it's not as "nerdy" when compared to those other series.
>>563812354Besides both of those properties by design are oriented towards men.
>>563812505And they weren't calling Evangelion and FF7 Twilight for men because they both were released long before the films were released and gained mainstream popularity.
>>563809634Is this achievable natty
>>563811961Damn straight. It's criminal she wasn't a love interest.
>>563809021>tactician robert ending was technically achievable but no one ever got it so they just lowered the requirements in an updateI'm calling bullshit on thisI had a no-fail run with 100% of QTEs and hacking missions done and still never got it
https://youtu.be/SuD7vT5qpfw?si=upFrZC8II95tpVU6
>>563813183You gotta remember that Hacked By Robert was also bugged for a long while after the final episode. And even then I think it gets overwritten by the Hero/Anti-Hero slides.
>>563813385>[PULL OUT]
>>563812702>nattyYeah it's achievable. There's workouts that could give even Robbo's flat ass an upgrade to cake bakery irl.
>>563813139>It's criminal she wasn't a love interest.Welcome to the club.
>>563813883That reminds mewhat endings do our fujos and malevolafags usually go for? Do you usually just go for the no relationship ending?
>>563814016>Do you usually just go for the no relationship ending?Pretty much.
>>563809021https://youtu.be/E23d3xeOFOg?si=Bn_mtAm-Nbb2OgKA&t=1883THE HOPIUM HAS BEEN INJECTED
>>563814624>DLC CONFIRMED>MORE ROMANCE OPTIONS CONFIRMED>LOVE INTEREST POV CONFIRMEDI TOLD YOU, I FUCKING TOLD YOU YOU FUCKING FUCKS! WE JUST HAD TO TROOST IN THE PLAN!
>>563814821>what it really is dispatch steam sale yaaaaay
>>563813883Robert should be allowed to have sex with the entire team! All of them! That man has so much love to give!
>>563814923Or another one of those cards. Niggerman please, even just a short 30 minute dlc and that would be enough...
>>563814624>>563814821THE GOONER CUT IS REAL
>>563814821>>563815307Adhoc owes Mandy a mecha man wet dream scene like Courtney's for the dlc. It's only fair. And this is coming from a Visikek.
>>563815656That's what I'm saying, making the episode 4 opening dependent on who you leaned towards more in the past episodes would be better balanced
goodnight /sdn/ I love you all
>>563817379I fucking hate you all, /sdn/
>>563817403I love you the most anon
>>563817379I love you too.
>>563811206>>563811961>>563810604>>563743164Hello, this is the drunk cultist of malevola reporting in
Also random thought before I pass outI think it's hot how Mandy always uses Robert's full name the way he prefers while everyone else use a pet name like Robbie or BobertJust goes to show she respects him enough to care about the little things like that
>>563809021>>563810716>>563811159>>563812287You may talk about Titanfall all you want but I actually played the original mecha-anime FPS from 1998.
>>563818712>I'm oldwe get it unc
>>563817403Such a tsundere this guy...
>>563818508
I had a dream about Mandy. I dreamt she was my gf.Today's going to be a very awkward day at work.
>>563818712I honestly prefer MechWarrior.Curse you, Microsoft from banning the old games from GOG.
Sex with Coupe.
>>563819027Rough thing to wake up to
>>563819113I still dream of having the old Mech Warrior Controller... I'll probably die not even being able to see it irl...
>>563819329yes
>>563820429
>>563819329Colm... just ask her to marry already, lad.
Drunk Coupe probably gives incredible fucking sex. But she'd always throw up on you immediately after she has an orgasm or something...
>>563814972Yeah.
>>563822546You think she gives good cuddles? I think Visi could despite being a gremlin
>>563827037Flambae>>563834268 is a physically abusive rapist husband.
>>563834268Visi is the fakest idgafer. She's literally cuddle-starved so yeah of course Visi gives great cuddles.
>>563836029
>>563786254Wet sloppy chu
>>563809021I'm genuinely confused at why Adhoc needs to constantly seethe that most people chose Visi. Any smart company would capitalize on the more popular girl, instead Niggerman and a bunch of others spend every interview crying about it. I fear that Dispatch is going to be like ATLA where it's a lightning in the bottle situation.
>>563798334ratposter has nothing to do with the hamster poster. ratposter was posting rat pics and tried very hard to come out as a jeet who likes blazer because she's white. he mostly appeared in late /v/ threads, but was also here a few times early on.
>>563842640Because AdHoc have standards.Also, at this point they clearly consider Blazer the "main girl".
>>563842640You say this every interview and yet it's never actual seething. They're just saying they're surprised it was as skewed as it was initially (something like >70% went to the movies with invisigal when episode 4 released) when their internal testing showed it was much more even.They sound like a broken record at this point because every interviewer asks that question but no one there is actually upset people like visi.
>>563818508salutations third volafag
>>563842640Title is bait. It's retarded how they feel the need to act "surprised" every interview 6 months later that Visi was and still is more popular but whatever. The interviewer is the one who brought up that topic in the first place. Visi is still more popular and loved and I have zero regret choosing her so idk.
Brunette babies with Blazer
I’m so fucking gay.
My name's Robert
I like to blow men
>>563842640They're generally clueless. They didn't expect the game to be such a success, they didn't expect such divisions within the community, they didn't expect how certain scenes will affect the choices, and they are seemingly unaware of what people expect from them. I guess they are seething because ignoring the fact that Visi is more popular and not considering it an issue would lead many to believe that they are completely fine with it, which seems like favouritism. The issue is that now it looks like favouritism towards Blazer from their side. And they are clueless about it. And they really don't know how to capitalize on Dispatch. They only released some mediocre merch unavailable in most of the world, they didn't consider the potential for a simple DLC in the form of an endless dispatch mode or something like replacement of character models in cutscenes with some alternative skins, although it's unclear whether they could have even done such a thing without Igloo's assistance.In other words, they are not a smart company.
Real crybaby hours
>>563844659They're repeating the same mistakes as Telltale.
>>563849284Courtney seems to like to ride on big things
Flambae deserves Robert
>>563849284>>563849770
>>563850535Flambae deserves Robert's knuckle sandwich*
Shut up and post more Mandy
>>563851349Don't need to tell me twice
>>563851349
Hamu
>>563851851it's april
>>563827037Burn marks hurt. Is the bumming worth it?
>>563852105You're right, Mandy needs a custom outfit for every month
dispatch is a closed book for me. zero faith that anything after will be as good and that's fine, I dont want nor need another TWDG situation where they try to keep a good standalone game alive with sequels.mostly because I know damn well they can't make a good choice game rolling off another season, it's either going to be completely new guys with a few returning characters to show a choice in S1 did something but mostly just be a new thing because they're lazy. it's sad that it's 2026 and we can't get one choice game where there's tons of branching paths and choices that matter to the point of having to replay the game because there results change so much. adhoc isn't big enough to make it but you'd think there'd be at least one AAA company making a giant choice game with some popular IP.
>>563852632Pretty much how I feel. I genuinely believe Dispatch being as good as it was is just a fluke. It really feels like AdHoc doesn't know what to do with the success.
Flambae sitting on Robert
>>563794046Fug I’m retarded I thought sideburns = mutton chops
>>563852632>>563853346What made you all so jaded
You all disappoint me
>>563853819the entirety of telltale as a compnanyreally though it was them starting out with a few good games and popularizing a niche game type then turning it all to shit with bad sequels and eventually new bad titles all without innovating. look at dispatch, the bones of it are the same as a game from over a decade ago but with better visual quality. as I said in my last post we just dont have any reason to suspect another choice game to be anything more than just some flavor dialogue and two or three medium results like a love interest, a character being removed, and one being added. even then the one being removed and the one added can only do so much because they still have to follow a set course so the most they can do is give flavor without changing the actual singular story. that leaves us to hoping that the one track story we get doesn't suck and relegate the characters we liked to being glorified references. at least in TWDG starting fresh over and over sorta made sense because it was an apocalyptic setting where you'd expect numerous deaths to happen so we'd need new groups to massacre. dispatch 2 on the other hand would just be a new team so they'd have to write a new story with the same setup as season 1 but make it good enough to match the last one OR continue with the Z team which requires intricate and extensive detail to make a game with all the choices of season one without just hand waving it all to simplify the workload. the choice of keeping the character you cut or not at the end of the game is major enough, how do you write coupe/sonar if some players chose to never see them again? do you give them little to no screen time for the ones who got them back? if you do give them screen time does the dev team have enough time and money to make decently big branching options for every choice surrounding them? if you romanced in s1 will you spend s2 doing stuff with them? can you break up and get with a new option? what if you didnt romance?
>>563855402I'm not reading all that
>>563853819I guess it's the oppressed Visifag, salty that the devs don't like his girl.
It's Gosling Friday Post a song or movie you're gosling'ing to so I can judge you and harvest your datahttps://youtu.be/JcYVe5u1Cms
Fuck adhoc for making me choose between water boy or phenomaman
>>563859227https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7OIc-DBRXM
>>563825564I wonder if there was only a choice between those three. Who would be the most popular choice?
Robert and ______ sitting in a tree
>>563864168Golem
>>563863589Probably waterboyChicks dig boy failures for whatever reason
https://twitter.com/adhocstudio/status/2045193186901975422Fanart friday
>>563864349The tree snaps
>>563813883More chu pics pls
>>563867294Do chus on the cheek count?
>>563867805A chu is a chu <3
>>563864168Flambae
Okay so my headcanon regarding Flambae’s accent is that he loves to America very young and managed to fit in with all the Mexicans and Hispanics. And it just worked.
>>563869991>Flambae is an adopted cholo whose name is also Chad for some reason Mr. Worldwide
>>563855402>dispatch 2 on the other hand would just be a new team so they'd have to write a new story with the same setup as season 1 but make it good enough to match the last oneWell, that is unlikely to happen I think. And that would be a shot in the foot, the entire fandom lives for the characters we know and everyone wants more of them, focusing on some other team would be too stupid of a decision even for AdHoc. >continue with the Z team which requires intricate and extensive detail to make a game with all the choices of season one without just hand waving it all to simplify the workloadThat on the other hand is what most likely will happen. I'm assuming that some of the choices from the first part and their consequences, apart from the romance routes of course, will only really affect the first episode, after which everything will return to the status quo. You decided that Sonar or Coupe should go to jail? Well, they want a second chance. Visi would require five different character arcs - hero/romance, hero/no romance, villain/romance, villain/no romance, + the 'it's complicated' one. There's no way they will make a separate story for each of them, so I'm guessing that the villain endings in particular will be resolved at the very beginning as well. Which is a pity because I would love a BatmanxCatwoman-esque villain Visi romance route.
https://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2045217925846421717
>>563871702maybe now he'll reconsider voicing chase again in the future, since he said he wasn't really interested
>>563869991he moves*
>>563871967>since he said he wasn't really interestedDamn. Shouldn't be too surprised. I wonder if Wright will demand more for his presence? Most likely.
>>563872052No. He loves to America. Jerks off to the thought of the American Dream.
>>563872517to be fair iirc he said that early on, but some time later admitted that he was amazed by how big the fandom has become, and now with the award i imagine he would be willing to participate again.
>>563871967Kill him off screen for the lulz>Sorry Chase I'm gonna need that amulet back
>>563868873>>563870154I love them
>>563734770And the BAFTA goes to...DISPATCH!https://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2045226290895069572
>>563873078kek he said it with such intensity
>>563873149He was waiting for it. Finally Dispatch as a whole gets some noteworthy award.
>>563873078I'm pogging so hard rn my bros
>>563873078>animation award>audio achievement award>supporting role awardand it may not be over yet
>>563873078Did nobody shout the n word? Laaame.
>>563851621>The Blob Blazer strikes again. Chaos in Downtown Torrance as burger joints and bars are emptied of their entire stocks of meat, liquor and twinkies. More on this breaking news story at 11.
i love him
>>563871242the only way I could see them at least try with all the visi endings and some other more specific choices is making a new OC for us to play as in s2 so robert's relationship(s) takes backseat and can be shown in short scenes so they can just make a little thing for each one without overextending themselves
>>563875147Me too.
>>563853819>What made you guys so jaded...Laif is cruel-uh... Why should videya gayms be any diffurunt.
>>563873379>>563873707>>563873149I don't even really know what BAFTA is but I am genuinely happy for this game's success. It earned it.
I also believe that Dispatch was a total fluke. A mad science experiment if you will. Although they didn’t realize it at the time. They captured lightning in a bottle. They won’t be able to do that twice. You’d think it would have been panned by /v/ for being woke, too. Never happened. Even the explicitly gay character was declared /ourgay/.
>>563876460isn't there line about fascism or something? this game is 100% woke but managed to not be overt about it which is scary because so many people took to it easily, propaganda really does work but not when you be so upfront about it like most major corporations
>>563876460>I also believe that Dispatch was a total flukeI think that seems to be the general consensus around here, unfortunately.>You’d think it would have been panned by /v/ for being woke, too. Never happened.That's the interesting thing. I distinctly remember when the trailer debuted at the Game Awards. So many thought it was going to be another woke deconstruction of superheroes and workplace politics. Having the lead being a basic white guy whose pretty much a pushover to those around him. I recall people putting LGBTQ tags and messages on the steam page referring to such complaints. I thought Invisigal for sure would've met the ire of the "anti-woke" crowd.>Even the explicitly gay character was declared /ourgay/.He's funny and was a good rival to the lead. Although I wish he got more screentime though the same could be said for the rest of the characters. I wasn't surprised he wasn't a romance option but it did strike me as odd in the sense that. You'd think they would've done it to at least captialize on the demo of fujos and gays alike. I mean Critical Role pitched in, I figured they would've had notes in the writing room about it. What's odd is how there's still a good amount of people that don't realize Flambae is gay or refuse to acknowledge it.>>563876725>this game is 100% woke but managed to not be overt about it which is scary because so many people took to it easily,I guess most look past it because of how straight the premise is played. There's no subversion of the setting other than it being a comedy. Nor is it cynical about it. Plus with the main love interests being conventionally attractive. Most seem to look past the woke aspects.
>>563871242>You're probably all wondering why I've gathered you here today...>Today... is the day we fuck Mecha Man.
I enjoyed playing Dispatch more than watching the latest season of Invincible.
>>563877905The animation alone kicks it out of the park. I know they're different mediums but man. Even with the more slice of life approach, you get so much more out of these characters in Dispatch than in Invincible.
>>563877905How did we drop the ball so hard on animation? The west has become so mediocre it pisses me off. Meanwhile slop like Jujutsu Kaisen is peak animation for disgustingly less amounts of money spent. Americans spend more money on worse quality. Fucking why?
>>563878246>Americans spend more money on worse quality. Fucking why?Greed basically. That money Amazon is pouring into Invincible is mainly going towards A-B tier celebrities. Even for the most minor roles, which is simply just a waste of talent and money. Not to mention the actual animation team has to meet tight deadlines with a significantly lesser team and budget. So they take the easy way out by cutting corners, much to the shows detriment visually. But since Amazon has amassed an audience that more or less settles for mediocrity. They can effectively get away with it. Although with each passing season. The audience has been getting less forgiving with it. Although you'll still have ardent defenders for such a product.
>>563876460>You’d think it would have been panned by /v/ for being wokeother than the usual suspects dispatch wasn't panned for being woke because it wasn't actually wokeIf it was woke you'd be constantly patronized all game with identity politics and all that other bullshit. Having a diverse cast isn't inherently woke, it fits because the setting is modern day LA. And if anything Dispatch is an example of diversity done right, no one gives a shit if Chase is black or Flambae is gay because they're good likeable characters
>>563877905not surprising, I haven't heard good things since season 1. I didn't hear shit about season 2, heard some shit about season 3, but lately it's been about how the animation is shit.
What was this expression meant to convey?
>>563884736@grok remove the watermark
oh noo sir i must say u wrong why u wontt listen to meee? gooodnight horses im flyin over uuuu, goood night horses im flyin over uuuuuuusix beers and a liter of vodka were consumed good nignht sdn i lvoeu u all bros gnidght <3
How long will it take before he dies?
>>563891590liver cirrhosis usually takes a few years to develop so it depends on how long he's been drinking
>More Malevolants start appearing>Doomposting levels start risingMakes you think
>>563891052>The Visiholic has been Ralph this whole timehttps://youtu.be/OPzTu9LmAqI?si=MKoysHa_mF7bBnpI
>>563895635holy kino
>>563895635>incomprehensible gibberish that's somehow still inspirational>divorce dono goal>random dildo on the wall>the musictruly, life imitates art
>>563894585BobterHamu
>>563897614Cute !!!
>>563897817
Visi when Robert exists
>>563895475to be fair there's only two of us
>>563899215Why does the presence of Bob-Bob make him so angry
>>563899215>>563900680oh the duality of man
>>563900974he steals all the attention away from him
>>563900974hamu
>>563901149>>563901170
>>563900974>HamuYes. Precisely. Indeed.
>>563901149>>563901170>>563901329We’re all tendrils connected to the same higher dimensional lifeform
*sniffle*
>>563903424Sometimes I think Visi has a crush on Robert
>>563903424no hugs
>>563904035uh oh
>>563904760
>>563904921>>563906260oh no
GOODNIGHT PEOPLE
Adhoc fell off
>>563907273goodnight frend
>>563852105With Mandy by his side, everyday is a Christmas for Robert.
gabagool
Due to low subscription revenue Blonde Blazer has made Z-team moonlight as girl scouts and go door to door selling cookies
>>563914779Post the naughty version.
>>563915439I would but I never actually saved it and image search isn't giving me anything
How does Robert know who Blonde Blazer was at the start of the game but not that she was in a highly publicized relationship
>>563912693I would buy overpriced cardboard tasting cookies from golem
>>563917732thin mints aren't cardboard tasting
IIIIIIWANT YOUTOFEEL
>>563920342wrong flag
>>563921326Damn. Didn’t even realize that was meant to be a flag in the background.
>>563921326>>563921770You know what rhymes with flag?
>>563922242slag
>>563920024IT'S BEEN LIVIN',INSIDE ME MY WHOLE LIFE...I CAN'T SEEM TO FIGHT IT.I DON'T KNOW WHY...
>>563922780I tremble as it grows...
>>563923101I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT ITI CAN SEE YOU’RE SCAREDAND IF YOU KNEW THE TRUTHWOULD YOU ALWAYS BE THERE?
>>563923101>I can't live without it>I can see you're scared
I... WANT... YOU...TO FEEL.
https://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2045385598291095647?s=46
>>563923794who are these people again
>>563923419I...WANT...YOU...TO FEEL.
>>563923419>I>Want>You
>>563924052>>563924234>>563923419TO FEEL THE WAY I DO...
FEEL THE WAY I DOOOOO*eats popcorn loudly in the back of the theater*
>>563924461>I too, want to feel the way they do...
>>563926718Sweet dreams fucker. Don't let the bedbugs bite.
>>563926718I love you too
Visikeks are Goslinging all over the place. Is there some kind of special occasion?
>>563926718>>563926959Night Night babes.
>>563927534I think someone mentioned last thread that it's Visimonth or something?
https://youtu.be/hcHfo3fukuM?si=S1rTZf1uH6Zmlw57
>My le bomb…it…le kills people?
>>563920024>>563922780>>563923101>>563923128>>563923245>>563923419>>563924052>>563924234>>563924347
Visi really should have faced prison time for terrorism, grand theft, and attempted murder.
>>563930136
>>563931129Yeah. She should rot in prison alright. the prison of my heart and in between my arms as I embrace every night
>>563931129and rape, don't forget about rape.
>>563931439iwtwm...
>>563932220I want SDN to have a cloning shenanigans episode so that each member can have their own Mecha Man to kiss and cuddle.
>>563931129Grand theft of my heart
>>563932481Visi when multiple Roberts
>>563912693I'd buy Visi's cookies.
it is weekend at lastwhat are you bros playin
>>563933837>Courtney's petite, slim-fit, runner's build tomboy body in a tight little girl scout mini skirt uniformHNNNNNNGGGGG...
>>563883286love epiphany
>>563935039Playin' with my mecha dick.
>>563935509the love below.
>>563937482think she loves all of Robert
Season 3 announcement this summer!
>>563947359Ragatha we haven't even had a season 2 anything yet...
Sex scene dlc coming this summer
>>563935039Menace. I got my ass beat by the Rogue Army.
>>563935039Fire emblem
>>563935039My PC old and I'm mecha man poor so I can only play old games and low resource games like MindCrap, itchio games, Dispatch, Papers Plzkthxbai, Noita, Jedi Knight II Jedi Outcast, Raft, Treasure Adventure Game (and the remake), Tard-dew Valley, Hitman Contracts, Call of Doody the original 1st game, GTA Vice Shitty, Left 4 Bed 1 & 2, and browser games...
>>563952025>mandy is an alliance chad>courtney is a horde cuckmakes sense
>page 10>for the second time todaydo i even have to say it?
>>563959464Bitch I'm sleeping bump it yourself
>>563746864NoneBecause Mandy takes care of his needs
>>563959634Lazy ass nigga
>>563959464
>>563959634beep
>>563932220If only…
>>563935039>tfw Courtney discovers Pragmata and gets baby fever
Robert is canonically bi
I still get giddy sometimes when I go into a random stream and watch them pick the kiss option
You all sound lonely
>>563935039Robert also gets baby fever if you know what I mean
>>563965296meant for >>563964897
>>563965086I'm fine... don't know what you're talking about...>>563965000
>>563964347Snu snu pls.
So lonely
>>563965593I'm not lonely I'm just saving myself for my own mandy
All the members of z-team seem kind of lonely and depressed tbqh. It’s not just Robert. Courtney is likely bipolar. Flambae is obviously emotionally repressed and Prism has abandonment and daddy issues.
>>563965978I don't know punch up seems pretty well adjusted
>>563964170>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYUk-ISUTcISEE YOU SPACE TOMBOY...
>>563966075He’s a retarded midge he doesn’t look inward
>>563966434Malevola seems pretty put together too
>>563966981She’s a demon; she’s always harbouring negative thoughts and desperately lines for Robert like a succubus behind closed doors
>>563967627>linespines*
Mandy is pretty normal
why does this lame game have a general
>>563968661Because you touch yourself at night
>>563968846I do but that's not why this general exists
Eating sushi off of Robert’s tummy
>>563971836Japanese people are weird.
>>563972995What’s weird about wanting to use a hot naked body as a plate
Pulling a rope of tied bratwurst sausages out of _____’s _____
>>563975356Mandy’s mouth
>>563975589
>>563975356Mandy’s ass
Stop putting sausages in Mandy's holes
>>563968661because you’re a mega ass faggot
>>563975356Flambae’s ass
>>563952314glad to see a fellow poorfag, dispatch is one of the few non-indie modern games that i'm able to play on my oldass barely working laptop.
>>563977319I mean not that there's a lot of good modern games to begin with
I bet flambae is a vain motherfucker who has never actually experienced real love and romance in his entire goddamn life
So the timeskip between episode 3 and 4 is at least a couple of weeks right? Because I can't imagine courtney going from hating robert to having wet dreams about him or mandy completely getting over phenomaman within a day
>>563978385Anyone who wears these types of shades are certified fuckboisI bet he subscribes to looksmaxxing
>>563978385You sound mean.
>>563979973He probably follows Clavicular
I FUCKING HATE INVINCIBLE AAAAA-
>>563980580It sucks but it makes me horny so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>563979973Massive fucking manwhore
Robert has a 5 inch penis and that's perfectly ok
I want a twinkie all of a sudden
I HATE Robert!
Robert! I need you Robert!
>>563982539I want Robert's twinkie
is anyone else's brain broken to a point where they dont even ship the characters together but instead with themselves?
>>563982851Even the disgusting white stuff?
>>563932220Imagine what this feels like. Can you imagine. Haha. Imagine.
>>563983034I self-insert as Robert so yes?
>>563983034I love black girls
>>563983748
Do you think Waterboy has to pee all the time
>>563983034No. Not for me at least.
>>563987935I don’t think so. At least no more than the average person. I say that because when Flambae tells Waterboy to “Waterpiss” off the trash he threw on him. Waterboy attempts to explain that’s not how his powers work. Only to give up midway and walk off.
>>563987935Waterboy never has to pee, he just expels it through his skin
>>563989865Aren’t all twinks filled with cream
>>563991189I don't know. Is there such thing as a twink top?
I demand you all cease and desist this desperate general at once. The game is over. There’s no more. The only reason why you’re still here is because of fujos and virgins.
>>563991769No
>>563991769Never.
>>563991769Make me, faggot.
>>563992898Don't tell me what to do, faggot
Flambae comedy routine but he fucking bombs
>>563991769why should we
>>563992948I'll tell you whatever I want to, friend!
>>563991457Yes.
>>563991769fuuck off i will be there as long as my liver works and one day moreaeuhg fucsk good night sdn i love u bros gnight
>>563997519sleep tight visiholic
>>563998189Swap Robert with Flambae
>>563998313But anon, don't you know?
>>563998962
Mandy and Courtney should oil wrestle to assert their dominance
https://www.instagram.com/p/DXQ6mCcgAxc/?img_index=2
>>564000759>>564000924so season 2 announcement tomorrow right? Game of the year edition releasing in the summer right?
>>564001443Nick teased something in this vid >>563814624But made it clear as to not expect too much.
white girl dance moves
>>563991769nah I'm still here for the cute grills desu
>>564006879based
>>564009154what fucking hotties, Robert is a lucky prick
>>564009287>"This is an awfully nice looking wall"
>>564009154He can't keep getting away with it
>>564010914Mandy is cute but I'd fug Visi until the room stinks if she wore that
Thinkin' 'bout Mandy's homemade tortellini salad
>>564001443>Game of the year editionWe haven't won a single GOTY, brother...
>>564018224It's the game of my year...
>>564017652ooouuuhhh
>>564019915everybody hates chris looking ass nigga
>>564019915lol Chase looks like a dork
>>564004405did her boob bounce or am I seeing things?
>>564023839A hint of a hint of boob jiggle
I met a nice lady, /SDN/. She wants to help us out.https://youtu.be/ueq26JLmHfw?si=_F16Tfy7lDJSgypF
>>563977319I think it's because most of the cutscenes are animated instead of rendered or something so yeah. Small mercies for poorfags like us.
>>564025724I'M YEARNING AGAIN
>I5>1060>HDD>C: 20 gb left>D: 120 gb leftI hate modern games because I can't afford them and to play them. At least I've upgraded my internet to fiber optic last year.My download speed was 1mb a second... those were nightmarish times.
>>564027114damn bro why are you living like Robert with that computer
>>564027652It's the one I bought after getting my first job. The one I could reasonably afford.
>>564027114Ah Dial-Up internet... those were the days eh old timers?
>>564027114Are we poorfagmaxxing?>core i3 4160>stock cooler>gtx 1050ti>asus h81m-c>16gb ram>dell 4:3 1920x1080p square monitor>windows 8
>>564031071tbf I have a similar setup to you, and looking at the nugames coming out now, I barely find any higher end games worth getting into anymore. It's mostly shit that can still chug along on my toaster.
If it makes you guys feel any better I spent $2000 on a 4090 and the most graphics intensive game I've played recently was a game from 2010
>>564031187At least you can still play the classics right? Like the original fallouts up to new vegas, the original GTAs up to IV, the Bioshock and Dishonored series? Better than nothing.
>>564031674I can even play V and BG3 (admittedly my PC is a little better than anon's above). But shit like Horizon, not a total loss since it's such a nothing game.
You guys think Robbo played any vidya growing up? All we ever see of his childhood was him being babysat by captai keep-up and him fucking around in his dad's garage getting his ear shot off... Does Visi or Blazer play any vidya?
>>564031980Chase used to bring his PS2 to Robert's house so they could play GTA san andreas together and run over hookers Visi plays call of duty, league of legends, fortnite, etc and is a toxic piece of shit whenever she can because it's funnyBlazer touched a controller once
>>564032257I thought mandy secretly plays WoW or something...
>>564032456Mandy propaganda made to make her appear more relatable >>563952025In reality she is a filthy normie
Blonde Blazer is pressured to give her hot take on the Israel/Iran conflict. What does she say?
>>564036375She's conflictedOn one hand, she thinks jews are the sole reason for all of the world's troublesOn the other hand, fuck them towelheads
>>564036592>sandniggers am I right team?
>>564040695Am I the only one who hates his original Mecha Man suit? Like, the ear vent design is great, mask too... but the dude needs a fucking helmet. His suit looks so off without one.
>>564041048You're referring to Robert's costume, right? I can see what you mean but I like it with the mask as is. I'm no character designer but I'd hope the helmet would be shaped similarly to the mask with the ear vents and all.
>>564031980>>564032257Robert's dad was rich as fuck wasn't he? So he'd probably gift him all the systems.
>>564042083not him but yeah, a helmet on him would make him look like a dork imo
>>564024458I guess I'm just horny
>>564044551Depends on the type of helmet. His head is basically unprotected in the suit and is prone to concussions, severe head trauma or worse... brain damage.
>>564044551>look like a dorkEvery mecha pilot in the history of forever has had a pilot suit complete with helmet most of the time only exception I can think of is Femboygelion and that tenchi muyo parody of it, Dual Parallel Trouble. It's just so weird from a design standpoint that almost all of him has padding except for the most important part of his body. Dorky looking or otherwise.
>>564042083Something like this but incorporating his ear vents design while still showing his mask.
>>564036375>Blonde BlazerGives a speech condemning Israel's genocide of Gazans>MandyHappy that Arabs and Jews are killing each other, seethes that the Jews are winning.
>An absolutely incredible way to end our journey with Dispatchit's over. owari da, confirmed by niggerman himself, o v e r, you hear me? it's over.
>>564050341it's over #23534634634 747273737
>>564050341>>564050491>it's over #23534634634 747273737We'll be back soon.
>>564050341>>564050491>>564051032
>>564044551Your face is a dork.
>>564051954calm down I didn't insult his face, Visi
>>564050341
>>564052013
>>564050341>nick herman>nickherman>niggermanYo. I just got that joke. Pretty good.
>>564053603Bro that joke is like 10 years old
>>564061806Give Golem a break, man... he's chill but he's kinda slow. Plus he's probably on edibles.
>>564050341It's never been more over than it is right now
It’s not over until I hear the bell
*reviews papers*As long as we have our Fujo guardian and a steady flow of drugs of choice (beer+coke+Hopium) we’ll be just fine.
>>564068318Dont forget tacos
>>564068318Our fujo is slowing down…
>>564069580Like my cat :(
>>564070297sorry to hear that anonmy cat is getting really old too and i'm afraid of the day when his time will come
>>564050341>It's so over babe...>It is what it is babe...
>>564070297>>564071020Geriatric cats are the best. Sometimes cats live longer as oldies than youngsters too. Oldest cat in the world was 38.
doomgods won... but at what cost...
Adhoc would be retarded not to capitalize on a second season WTF
I'm flatlining...Tell Invisigal... She's still a bitch...
>>564073338
>>564072319>Oldest cat in the world was 38.And her owner gave her red wine every other day claiming it helped keep her heart going, what the hell
>>564074492I’m calling bullshit. Man was a wizard if so.
>>564074492>>564075467the owner also had a second cat that died at 34. not only they were given wine, but also things like eggs, broccoli, and coffee. strange but apparently it must have worked.
>>564076036What garbage are we feeding our cats?
>>564068502
>>564078086He’s going to get FATFatbae
>>564077306nothing worse than what they would eat in the wild i guess, as long as we're talking about good wet food and not dry food. i'm assuming that such an unnatural diet with ingredients that cats would seemingly never eat can somehow affect their lifespan in a positive way, but that's a gamble.makes me wonder whether it could be similar with humans. like, maybe there is some cheat-code diet of non-obvious ingredients that, if consumed for the entire life, would reliably allow a person to live well over a hundred years.
FUJOwhere r u
>>564080669When the world needed him most, he disappeared...
>>564080669Probly sleebing.
>>564080669>>564080939Settle down. I was just getting sleep is all. Plus I’ve been busy lately so I haven’t had much time to dedicate here 100%. I’m sure we all have other responsibilities.
>>564080669He's deaddead I tell you I can still hear him posting sometimes
>>564082629*whips*NO!*whip whip*You-*whip*Will-*whip whip*Post-*whippp*Immediately!
To be honest we've been doing just fine keeping ourselves alive without fujoposting
>>564083328You say that. Until it’s 3am on a Tuesday and nobody is around.
Is it over?
>>564083328This. Fujo deserves a break. I bet they’re proud of us for being self sufficient for the time being. For now anyway. Another wave of bans could be just around the corner.
>>564083738these threads have been dead for the last two months
>>564083328there's a bunch of us here all the time and as long as something's posted every hour and a half the thread will survive. fujo simply takes this responsibility off of us, if he's ever gone there's still the bbposter and a bunch of visikeks, myself included, who could also repost artworks every so often. i'm not doing that only because i don't want to clutter the image limit.
>>564083738it is until in like a month when they announce the director's cut
We just got confrontation that it’s OVER. It has NEVER been more OVER. We need our strongest ritual posters at the helm.
I miss our resident drawfag
>>564084832me too. him, the comicfag and the AMVmaker(s?) were some of our strongest OCfags.
handcuff him to the chair and milk him dry
TOTAL VISI LOVEAt least we made it to 60. Pretty good run for a game that finished 6 months ago with nothing but cope about a season 2.
>>564088831ribbed for his pleasure
>>564089524Hot but why does she looking like she's gonna jump off a building
>>564089524I rarely visit /vg/ so I don't know how long generals dedicated to FOTM games last, but yeah, it's pretty impressive that we have made it this far for an 8-hour long moviegame.But it's not over yet, it cannot be, we have to make it to #69 at the very least.
>>564090187Some might even say #100
>>564091019The legendary 20th thread happened exactly 4 months ago, so that's roughly 4 more months of shitposting if we aim for #100. If you all are willing, then so am I.
>>564090187>>56409101967
>>564093089i still don't know what this meme is about, and i refuse to acquire this knowledge. it's too late for me to try and understand zoomerspeak.
>>564093939Same, but it's too late for me because even though I don't understand the context the shitty meme still pops up in my head every time I see that number now
>>564093939>>564094590The joke is that there is no joke
>>564096606sneed for zoomers>>564096683flambabe > flambae
>>564099351Imagine if flambae was a girl tho...Fujo would freak
Courtney should call Robert a moid
>>564102242add that to the list of zoomerspeak that I have no idea what it means
>>564103312Sounds like a foid thing to say
Mandy whisper sweet french into my ear...
>>564100070I don't know if the character would work the same if he was a lady. I mean imagine if Malevola or Invisigal were guys.
>>564105176looks like a generic guy tinted red, wearing a painted on wife beater, and a photoshopped wig
>>564104926I hate the French
>>564105176Brudda if we got Invisiguy instead, they’d be cancelled even harder
>>564106471My point exactly. They just wouldn't be the same.
daradaradadaradaadaradaaaaa darada dara fuuuuuuuuck jesus chrsist i love u bros hahah fuck gnidht daradaa daaaa dada good night
>>564105176>imagine if Malevola were a guySo basically just Hellboy then?
>>564109154goodnight visiholic
>>564109154One day, Visiholic is gonna stop posting forever, and no one will ever know why
>>564105176>>564105558
>>564109605bro we're gonna know why
>>564109305Perhaps? Still wouldn't be quite that though.
>>564109613It's a nice piece of art but I feel it's quite plain compared to og Malevola. He just seems to have an average build.
>>564111049kek, cute
What's Robert's favorite Modest Mouse album
>>564113696Robert listens exclusively to Linkin Park
>>564120005Look at this bitch boy crying like a bitch
>>564120950How people think poly relationships will work out vs how they actually work out:
>>564068318dont forget me one of the sober Visi bros
>>564121646courtney more like methany amirite
>>564123945I bet malevola has huge pepperoni areolas
>>564126459hell yeah brother
>>564121646WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH BUDDY
>>564128863HE’S DEPRESSEDHE’S ASTRAL PULSELESSHE DOESN’T TAKE HIS MEDS
>>564127110Wouldn't it be funny if after all that talk Sonar was actually a virgin
>>564131102fat fuck
>>564130446I think the best mix of realism and humor would be him never having sex normally. he's done it plenty of times as the big bat for furries and white women who are too good for dogs but never felt up a woman with normal hands or anything. he doesn't know what a vagina looks like because he's too damn big to see whoever he's plowing.
Not yet. It's not Joever yet. I'm not letting it go that easily.
>>564134662Mandy will save us
>>564130446he probably is, a lot of virgins talk like that including me
WHOAAAAA BUDDYANOTHER /v/ ESSAY HAS HIT /SDN/!https://youtu.be/f_hHyioLCxw?si=hqNdoNB61JQxKEmM
>>564140245>3 months ago>25k views >#antiwoke
>>564140245to be fair the video is mostly right. we can still enjoy the game and the characters while acknowledging that the game has faults. certainly better than most modern games but that's not saying much, we just have had years of pure ass so when something isn't awful comes out it seems better than what it is.
>>564141128I see the Malevolants have reached the “actually Dispatch was terrible” stage
>>564141128Also you’re goy cattle if you like something I don’t like (I’ve never played the thing I’m criticizing)
>>564141128>mostly right>”Jew Jew Jew, goy, goy, goy, woke, woke, woke!”
>>564140245>skip to a random part in the middle>chapter titled "Invisigal's Major Flaw (Septum Piercing)"kek
>>564141470>>564141386>>564142140>NOOOOO let me eat pig slop!!!>yes the dialogue is equivalent to vivziepop cartoons but it's funny when they curse every sentence>the millennial writing is actually KINO because it just is>the things we're willing to complain about is fine because it could've been even worse>stop criticizing it, just let me CONSOOOOOOOM
>>564142217well he's not wrong
>>564142218wait do you not actually like dispatch
>>564142540I do which makes it annoying when I seem people here become so adverse to any negative opinion I paid for it, beat it several times for each ending, and I love the characters. doesn't mean the problems aren't there though. it's absolutely better than nearly everything that came out last year but it's far from perfect.
>>564143094I mean the writing can be reddit tier at times but for the most part it still does a good job at what it's supposed to do. "Millennial writing" is supposed to carry this negative connotation but honestly what else would you expect from a workplace comedy set in modern day california where everyone is a millennial? They're not gonna quote shakespeare or anything. They're gonna tell dumb millennial jokes and use dumb millennial slang and its fits because that's the setting.I find those kinds of video essays that always hyperfixate on "le woke modern writing" to be exhausting because everything is a binary for them and they can't seem to be able to appreciate anything that doesn't conform to their very specific set of beliefs. That kind of "I hate fun" attitude is retarded when they have to reach so far up their own ass to find a reason not to like it.
>>564142218>>564143094I think you just hate the thing you claim to be a fan of actually
>>564144436I think you just have an inability to have more than a black and white view of the things you like. the games you play aren't a reflection of who you are so you shouldn't feel attacked when it's criticized.
>>564144745NTAI get what you're saying but have you actually watched the video you're defending? It's unironic /pol/ tier schizo babble
>>564142217tbf that's just a power limiter for her so she doesn't mog everyone else
>>564144745What the fuck are you talking about?
>>564146146>acting like a retard when you can no longer defend yourself
>>564146258G'night.
>>564113696The one with Dashboard on it.
>>564120005>>564120075Wtf is that in his mouth? Bob-Bob doesn't smoke... Who the fuck drew this, a woman?
>>564146258night BBfren
>>564105176>imagine if Malevola or Invisigal were guys.I have a sexy cute pic of femboy courtney somewhere buried under my thousands of unsorted Dispatch image and videos... just can't seem to find it right now...
>>564127110Sonar's kinda adorable in a team pet kinda way if not for Beef already taking that spot.
>>564146416
>>564155102Sex with black women.
Why is Waterboy shipped with Prism again?
I need more Mandy fanart in my life.
Invisigal is a terrible superhero name
>>564156958All the grills need more art.
>>564157046Blazer had to change her name from Invisibitch please understand
>>564157236Invisibitch is actually even worse.
>>564157837so she made the right choice then
>>564109154kinda shocked at how many words Visiholic correctly typed
>>563980580>t. Powerplex
>>564156773Small interaction they had during a dispatching mission. I forget. Plus them sexy black ladies be thirsty for some tall white ball of sweetheart and anxiety. I mean, just look at Rihanna and Shy Ronnie.
Blindingly hot sex with prismatic black women.
>>564129058HE’S RAPED
>>564156958I concur
>>564121646SUFFAH BISH
>>564157046So is Blonde Blazer when you consider the fact that she can just not call herself blonde and avoid that identity crisis altogether
>fujo is backyey
>>564169679They never left you silly willy.
touching fujo's silly willy
Molestation is illegal
>>564171878that's not gonna stop me
>>564170503Do not. Otherwise I kill you.
I NEED Mandy couch sex scene
There will be no touchy touchy around here
>>564156773prism's VA ships them + a black ghetto qween and a skinny white boy who loves black pussy is a meme on its own
>>564157046>>564167134Mecha Man isn't very profound either
>>564130062I’ve said it before, but, I really do wish we had a scene of these two together.
>>564146951
How would Robert react if Invisigal (while invisible) grabbed his silly willy
>>564175497He’d freeze in a silent panic. For all he knows it’s a fat greasy invisidude. He’d have to go to therapy after…
Go to horny jail
>>564175497Piss and shit and fart and cum
>>564175143>prism's VA ships them + a black ghetto qween and a skinny white boy who loves black pussy is a meme on its ownTrue
HAPPY 420 YOU BASTAAAARDS*inhaaaaales**gackhack*
>>564176162>*whiff*
>>564176162Flambae and Prism definitely skipped work today lul
>>564176162who's got the weed brownies?
I might be late to the party but anyone else think Robert's voice is a mismatch? It's like he's always trying so hard to be deep and jaded
>>564184061I thought that way at first but it grew on me pretty quickly
>>564186214wat
>>564157046The Invisible Woman was taken
You know the Roberstons are frauds, right? They stole their logo from the Incredibles
>>564191391Depends on who came up with it firstthe first mecha man was in like the 50s or something
>>564191924I'd say he was operating in the 60 and 70s. 80s maximum, the archive footage from the news clip shows that they were in color, plus the clothes and hairstyles of the civilians in the footage suggests 70s.
>>564192248Makes you wonder how long each of them lasted as mecha manRobert started 15 years before dispatch so he started being active around 2008Astral was probably 90s-00s, maybe late 80sPrime could be anywhere between 50s-80s depending on how old he was
I think it's time for us to move on...
>>564194705to the next thread
>>564194853Someone make the next thread I'm busy
Imagine beating Robert to death with a crowbar…
>>564195296Not funny, Elliot.
>>564176478
do not make another thread, it is over, let's die with dignity on an even number.
>>564196940Why do Dispatch fans suddenly hate Dispatch?
THREAD DOKO THIS ONE WILL LITERALLY EXPLODE IN SECONDS
FINE I'LL MAKE IT
>>564197253>THIS ONE WILL LITERALLY EXPLODE IN SECONDSand so will I
>>564197559No, I will.
>>564198052>>564198052>>564198052GO GO GO
