# Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245># News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[APRIL 2026] Decay and Burial being developed simultaneously, whichever episode gets completed first is the next major update. It's currently looking like it'll be Burial.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=537755982024934503# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious sacrifice: >>563409181
Kots
Does anyone else think Andrew has a Madonna-Whore complex?Ashley is the Madonna as she's his fragile and delicate little sister whom he fights himself not to view sexually. Julia on the other hand was the clear whore as Andrew didn't respect her at all; he just used her while his heart was somewhere else.I think a lot of Andrew's craziness can by explained by him eventually collapsing Ashley into both the Madonna and the whore. The Ashley-Leyley split probably plays a part in this.
LayleeGODS run this general
>>563764281>Does anyone else think Andrew has a Madonna-Whore complex?I think this was made up to pathologize slut shaming.
>>563764281Everyone has Madonna-whore complex. And that's a good thing.
>>563764281I don't get it
>>563764281Do I have a Madonna-whore complex? I'm not asexual or anything but I've always had pure intentions with women and see them as cute instead of sexy, even when I've dated. But my sister isn't cute, she's fucking hot and she's the only woman I've ever felt deliberate lust for.
>>563764606Quite the opposite, it describes men who put women on such a pedestal that they'd feel guilty fucking them. They thus only feel eros toward women they don't even respect.
>>563742028>Even NemleiShe needs to be the first and foremost.They say never meet your heroes, for they might be literal women...>>563744729>huff puff panting during peeping-TomeryInaccurate, if I would be peeping on my sister undressing through a comically gigantic keyhole (which I would NEVER do, of course) I would (in Minecraft) would stop all the atoms that form me from vibrating to reduce the chance of making a sound even more.
>>563765442Yeah if you want to sex your sister what are you even doing? She's not some hussie, you can't just fuck her like that! Sisters are for admiration.
CLOUD-KUN I NEED YOU!
>>563771350>They say never meet your heroes, for they might be literal women...i learned that lesson when i started looking up my favorite SFM/Blender porn creators...
>>563772405Explain?
>>563772720what's not to understand? a lot of them turned out to be females
smugshley
Did we really need baitfaggotry to infect the thread cover
>>563774241You have to be one hell of a newfag to think the "le True Anglo-Saxon-Jute fallacy" meme isn't mere /calg/arian banter but b8.
>>563773678Why is she smugshley?
>>563775056You talk like a fag and your shit’s all retarded
>>563775741She won.
>>563774241>baitI'll explain it in case you're just autistic, but the image is clearly in good faith. Good faith, in this case, meaning to evoke laughter or nostalgia. Rather than making fun of one side or the other, it depicts an utterly ridiculous scenario of authoritarians (depicted as UN Goyim Patrol Unit 06) enforcing a specific manner of pronunciation on a man who is paranoid and, even if justifiably, mentally disturbed. By making fun of both sides in different but equally absurd ways, it fails to encapsulate any of the points of critique against either side in any substantive way, thus not being offensive to a reasonable person.I hope this helped.
https://x.com/i/status/2044883497286865391
>>563777620Forget Mom killing him, he's going to kill Ashley for making herself look like a streetwalker with daddy issues.
>>563777620Take a look at that catshley!
>>563777620Subtle symbolism
>>563777270What if calling bait is the bait
>>563781860Calling something bait straight off the cuff like that is too weak, it's not going to start an entire argument or continue one.
some nigga already wrote a novel
>>563784374Anon, many niggas wrote many novels
>open the fucking door andy
>>563784923Honestly these edits should be Andrew cuz who tf not opening up for Ashley
>>563785073Me. Strange women aren't allowed in my house unaccompanied.
>>563753858oh god oh fuck
>>563786725>unaccompaniedYou into cuckolding or something?
>>563785073Her whore mom Renee
>>563789580Ashley stated her name as Harry Dresden, how was she supposed to know it was her daughter and not a shapeshifter?
>>563788649that's a big ???
>>563790064for you
>>563789580You said strange women like it’s a broad rule not just for ashley
>>563763985We like our sisters thick.
>>563790523You do you fucking tarskin
We like our moms thick
>>563792512I unironically think my sister would look even better with a pot belly, for better or worse though her stomach remains flat as a board despite weighing around the same as me (and she's way smaller).
>>563790523>>563795892
Threadly reminder bratty sisters are ford hardcore penetration of the anus
Sex with Douglas?
>>563797152Trvke
>>563792779For me, it's this
I want Julia's feet on my face
Ashley goes off on Andrew for having sex with Julia but gets very weirdly detailed and explicit about how she describes it.
>>563805689Andrew also insists that Ashley is into Six Eyes and is dolling herself up to woo him. Them kids ain't right
I love the new conversation with the teacher the latest update added that shows Andrew thinks of Ashley as his wife
>>563808056Sisters ARE your wife.
Andrew is sexually attracted to Ashley, right?But what part of her figure is the most appealing to him? Or is it just the incest kink fetish, and he doesn't actually want her physically?
>>563809267Andrew is attracted to Ashley. I think an old fashioned romanticist like him probably likes her legs or "gams" the best. He'll probably buy her stockings to wear during their intimate times.He has the opposite of an incest fetish. Ashley calling him "big brother" made his dick turn inside out.
https://litter.catbox.moe/ioufdpk8dlaoi8g6.mp4
>>563809267When has Ashley ever been nice to Andrew?
>>563809267You know, I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
>>563806047>Ashley is into Six Eyeswhat the fuck is six eyes all the results I get are for jujutsu kaisen
>>563801451Do you think Julia masterbated to this?
>>563813958Ashley really got into the anime.
>>563814067yeah she imagined she was in andrew's place
My sister just let me feel up her thighs with my feet
>>563763985
>>563809267Her lips.
>>563816926>laylay wish cockNo she doesn't!
>>563818497Not the first time the word cloud has said thishttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/550719906/#550720496
>>563788935Uh, no. That's an odd conclusion to jump to off the cuff.
>>563809267her full and soft lips, perfect for long kissing sessions
>>563809267He likes her non-existent ass a lot, also he can't keep his hands out of her hair.
Just came from a concert, /calg/. Picked this up because it seemed coffin-coded with the pink and green design.
>>563820174>pinkyou're colourblind
>>563820264Uh... it looked more pink under the blacklight at the show..
>>563820174Thanks doc
>>563820174>concertWhat are you, a woman? Just listen to music at home.
>>563816926>ashley rape
>>563809267Considering whenever Ashley talks about her bodily sex appeal she mentions her tits, but when Andrew refers to anything like that it's the ass (like picrel, or when he says he'll slap her butt if she doesn't hurry up and find something in the parents' backyard), I'd say he's a sistush man. This also shows how literally me he is.
>>563816926>>563821631>ashley kill
>>563820945Bet he shaved his legs just in case too
>>563820043>non-existentNot at all, Nemlei draws of this.
>>563816926>>563822967>Noelle slap/calg/ needs to do better. Violence against women is NOT okay.
>>563823336Unless they like it
>>563822867I like Ashley's butt
>>563825169Ashley has a nice butte
>>563820945I'm glad not to be the only one thinking like this.>>563820174Ashley if she had autism https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cg_DkU4j4s
>>563826717>>563828369But that's incest...
>>563809267Ashley is just pretty in general
>>563828897>ifI'm pretty certain that Ashley has undiagnosed autism.
>>563816497Jokingly grope her thighs next time
>>563830372I really hope not since she's literally me and I purposefully avoided being diagnosed with anything but some narcissistic traits even as a child.
>>563816926>harder taking anal>correction throat
>>563816926>sorry small chapterBurial will be 2 hours long confirmed
>>563773678>Unable to recognize facial expressions >Is calling this smugIt was over before it began.
>>563816926>general faggots end
What are you're guys' predictions for our next update next month?
>>563834041Rape
>>563831273>purposefully avoided being diagnosed with anything>even as a childHuh? Did you just mask super hard at the doctor's?
>>563831567It's all this guy's fault >>563797152
>>563833364/kalg/ will NEVER end.
>>563834993Sisters SHOULD try anal with their brothers. It's not even incest, so normies should be okay with it.
If the events of Coffin didn't happen, would Julia still be stuck with Andrew? Would Andrew maintain his facade of normalcy or get exhausted and go Columbine?
>>563834405I just offered them a grand story about my sense of self importance and despising anyone else but a few people, but since I said it with a straight face and worded it reasonably I guess they bought it. Adults tend to believe children that speak like adults even when what they're saying is nonsense, at least in my experience. Now that I think of it, that's something both Andrew and Lochan from Forbidden actively know and do.
>>563834993>It's all this guy's fault >>563797152BASED>>563835178Exactly and less risks of pregnancy>>563835385Ashley would finally land a job and Andrew would probably end up rage killing Julia
>>563820037More like her dry cracked lipshttps://youtu.be/_p2WDG_LASs>>563830313Not pretty enough to be banged and fed by the wardens it seems. I keep stating it, they are about average for people in coffinland, Andrew probably is like one of those ugly serial killers who look shaggy but still attract women because of their bad boys vibes. Ashley is simply white trailer trash
>sometime around last update>wake up>the sky is pink>get up>mom finally finds the binder with the documents we need to save us financially>it’s a full on pink binder>take a shit and wipe my ass>the last wipe leaves no brown, only pinkShe’s watching over me bros
>>563835504>less risk NO risk nigga, unless you wanna spread all the shitgerms in her sisbutt into her sistussy.
Years ago, on two separate occasions I approached my sister while she was asleep, used my thumb to pull up her eyelid, and observe her REM for a short bit. Did so without waking her up. Never told her about it. Didn't think much of it back then, because my motivation was entirely innocent curiosity. But now it just occurred to me how creepy it would have looked if she had caught me. Your brother, hovering over you in your sleep, hand on face. And the real explanation -- that I was just observing her eye movements during sleep -- sounds like Andrew's "I wanted to fuck myself???" tier, transparent, made-up-on-the-spot lie.Now I'm left wondering if I narrowly avoided giving my sister serious suspicions of me being a perverted freak. I don't know how I didn't reflect on just how easily the whole thing could be misinterpreted in the worst way.
good morning /calg/
https://x.com/i/status/2044919418220671184
>>563841658Teenshley would have been pregnant in 0.0002 milliseconds if I was Andrew sharing a bed with her constantly.
why are hussies like this
>>563833352My favorite Smugley, personaly.
>>563836141Nigga...
>>563845532*if I were
>>563846887I kinda like imagining both of their reactions when they learn that andrew just really doesn't care. on an unrelated note my sister wants me to cosplay as the man with no name from fistful of dollars for a party she's taking me tonite and I have a feeling she's trying to set me up
>>563849564Wære iċ
Is this the slowest /calg/ since the Episode 1 era?
>>563835867The wardens probably didn't want to deal with andrew. If ashley would've been alone, then they would spit roast her too
>>563851929Wouldn't be a problem for me
>>563851929Should have murdered Andrew and then taken Ashley for themselves. I mean who's gonna protest? Hell, Reenee would probably cheer them on as they take all of Ashley's holes unless Burial shows she truly loved Ashley which I doubt.
the three anons above me secretly imagine ashley as their actual sister and thats why they're like this
oh no
>>563856394I'm none of the Anons, but I cannot immerse myself into the idea of Ashley as my sister, because the game is not in my native language (Finnish). That's why I am excited for Nemlei's official translation to come out, as I will lock myself in my gooncave and fap myself into psychosis while I come to believe Ashley is my real sisko
>>563823336Equal rights means equal fights
If you're going to post during slowest /calg/ at least post cute stuff or something, instead of proving your skin color to strangers online.
>>563857470
>>563858214That's Audrey, Andrew and Ashley's firstborn child.
>>563858346Are they from a mod or smth?I always headcanoned þiu as their first born child TΒΗ
>>563856938>I cannot immerse myself into the idea of AshleyI'd love to immerse myself into Ashley
>>563858563>I always headcanoned þiu as their first born child TΒΗ...what?
>>563858563Isn't he like 28
>>563858793>>563858974They talk a lot about his dad in BH, but they never gave him a sprite, so I just imagined him as Andrew okay
The Graves are Finnish because Andrew drinks immediately alcohol in the morning despite a hangover. In Finnish there is a saying that hangovers "leave the same way they came".
>>563850036How? Do you have a cowboy getup in your wardrobe
>>563860797Doesn't Renee have a Finnish brand of beer can in the time capsule photo?
>>563861127you'd be surprised the stuff I have floating around my studio apartment
>>563863720>studio apartmentI am sorry
>>563863720go have fun at the party
>>563864707I technically live between there and my parents housemy dad is friends with the buildings owner and so on my 21st birthday he gave me a free unit to myself on the top floor.so I swap between there and my parents place occasionally, it's certainly a set up but it's neat. >>563864796it's not till later
I think Andrew and Ashley should kiss more
>>563864796I like Ashley's butte
>>563867369sisterbutte is primo
>>563868585what am i looking at here
ashley my beloved
>>563869178Poorly performed autolobotomy by the seemings of it
>>563870112I like Ashley's butt
Coffinfags are everywhere!
>>563871402
>>563871402>Brainfuck in prodBased
Is she the only adult in the game who did nothing wrong?
>>563872643Being a brother-stealing hussy is pure evil
Anyone have a screenshot of Andrew when it says "Never in your life have you gone soft so fast"? Text included, please
>>563857802Tarskins this, tarskins that, don't you know everyone's a nigger until proven otherwise?https://litter.catbox.moe/dl26pnw8r3763ud9.jpg
>>563873221The problem with calling everyone whose opinion you disagree with brown is that it completely loses its teeth as an insult when you fling it around arbitrarily. We need a higher standard of racism.
>>563875485why are they covered in dust
>>563875882...Womb to the Comb? What?
>>563876089Womb to the TombTook me a bit
>>563876089tomb>>563875624they just got done play fighting in the dirt
>>563872643I want to smell her armpits
>>563763985I need to commission an artist to draw Andy coming deep inside his mom, only to have Ashley suck her brother's seed out from her mother's womb in fear that she would get pregnant.
>>563876089People today don't actually know cursive, please understand
>>563870112Nice feet>>563871402Based
>mfw my sister called me "baby"Yeah, I'm not actually into her. I just like incest as a fetish
>>563878297My sister calls me "buddy" or "guy," and she likes to call me "my/the man" talking to other people. Is it over?
>>563860797This is why Nemlei (swt) has made drinking haram in the Coffan.
>>563864920YA ASHLI MADAD HUUUUU>>563873851I'm sure he said it to the cuckposters though
>>563879242>my manIn many languages the word for "man" and "husband" are the same, she literally calls you her husband and talks about you as "the husband".>Is it over?It's just starting!
>>563878297you ungrateful piece of shit. you absolute faggot. You dare complain about your steak being too juicy and your lobster being too buttery? Do you know how many sisterless individuals here would literally kill to hear their precious imouto say that to them?die. die painfully.
>>563880526>in many languagesIncluding English
>>563880052>the Coffan.Kekked, 10/10>>563880871You guys can have her if you want. Just promise me you won't kill her since that'd make my parents sad. It was just something about how she said "Baby, don't talk to me like that" which struck an unpleasant chord.
>>563880526I ask because there's that but buddy also feels like something you call a little kid
>>563878297There's literally nothing wrong with calling your family "baby", that's literally the whole point of calling someone baby
>>563883209I didn't say there was anything inherently wrong with it. I'm just saying that my reaction made me realize that I don't actually want to fuck my sister
>>563883773Maybe you're a fag
>>563883880I'd have to have a cute boy call me baby before I could answer that either way
>>563873221I've posted my hands in this general (twice)
>>563883773Maybe your sister just isn't hot? I don't have incest fetish (at all, imagining anything with other family members grosses me out) but I don't think I've anyone or anything has gotten me as hard as my imouto has.
>>563883773>I don't actually want to fuck my sistercan i?
>>563885509>>563883880Controversial stance: some people might not want to fuck their sister.
>>563886106
>>563885509>Maybe your sister just isn't hot?Eh, she kinda is. Don't get me wrong, I'd 100% have sex with her if I knew nobody would find out, I just meant more that I don't actually want to put the effort in to get it>>563885828Knock yourself out
>>563888423>Eh, she kinda is. Don't get me wrong, I'd 100% have sex with her if I knew nobody would find out, I just meant more that I don't actually want to put the effort in to get itI guess I can see where you're coming from but wouldn't it take way more effort to get sex from some other chick?
>>563889089>wouldn't it take way more effort to get sex from some other chick?Not when you factor in all the societal stuff, having to hide it from family and whatnot, plus the risk that she refuses and tells other people
>>563890942>Not when you factor in all the societal stuff, having to hide it from family and whatnot, plus the risk that she refuses and tells other peopleI think once moved out together as a pair (under the guise of reducing living costs) it'll be relatively easy to hide it, assuming that the guise is still kept up through separate living quarters. For her telling others, that's mostly up to how well you know your sister, I can be fairly certain that mine will keep it secret.
>>563892586>I think once moved out together as a pair (under the guise of reducing living costs) it'll be relatively easy to hide it,That assumes that I'll be able to move out soon, that she'll want to live with me, that I'll want her to live with me, and that she'd want to have sex with me to begin with, all of which are in doubt. Don't get me wrong, it's a nice fantasy, but it's not one I want to make reality
>>563883773Cringe and subhuman
Controversial opinion on this general: you should fuck your sister.
>>563893856Maybe you're just not as close to your sister as I imagined I guess?
>>563894782Anon. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch too bad. They will kill you.
>>563894782No, you should make love to your sister.
>>563894913We're decently close, just not super close. Like, we hang out sometimes, but I wouldn't really confide anything in her.
>>563885225Good for you anon, that was my first time.>>563880871I do have a sister and killing for the sake of her calling me her man seems like a bargain sometimes. At this point even her mild contempt makes me feel more than the loud praise of everyone else.>>563886106I'm calling the Delphic Police.
>>563899485Delphic Police, arrest this manHe dates a girlHe ignores his sisterHe's like a detuned radioKarma policeArrest this girlHer paranoiaIs making me feel illAnd we have crashed her party
>Was that manic high school sweetheart pussy worth it, son?
>>563901837Yes sir.
>>563904695Holy Sister Empire
>>563858214>>563858346Oh, how I wish I was Andrea's middle school aged younger brother as she touches my body, ostensibly to teach me how it works
Bending Julia over the side of my bed and sliding my 7 inch cock inside her while she buries her face in a pillow
>>563908008So cute! I think Ashley likes kissing big bro. After Andrew got her with the cigarette shotgun and they made out for a minute, after Andrew pulled back, she said she "didn't mind" if Andrew continued, because it "didn't bother her any". I think she really wanted some more, even if Andrew did taste like liquor and cigarettes.
>>563902547Renee is broken, but what made their dad sell them out to an organ harvesting operation?It's the weakest part of the story.
>>563910725Ashley is desperate for Andrew's affection, and she's trying to offer herself to him sexually because she thinks he'll inevitably murder her if she doesn't (she's right, but not for the reason she thinks.)She doesn't *like* being with him that way, but if that's the only way she'll take it.>>563912026The man has no will. He's broken too.
>>563894782Based.
>>563899485I'm all of them
>>563915159Cute
>>563915159Daughter
>>563915159onahole
>>563920356Have you no shame?
>>563922401>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiEnyqHLrWk
>>563922515https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmoyxNWK4m0&list=RDMM&index=5
>>563912245>The man has no will. He's broken too.Was he always like that or was it Renee's doing? He did stand up to his dad.
>>563923349>He did stand up to his dadand he immediately got yelled at as a grownass man father of two, 10 years early before Andy was born he would've probably gotten backhanded or punched for talking back
>>563922648Sisterreich: Legacy of the Whorekrieg
>>563870112My sister is very bottom heavy and it looks like this when she lies on her stomach like that too. I swear to God she does it to tease me with that sistush sometimes, that harlot. It's working though, I want to rip her pants off and eat her like dinner.
>>563920356
>>563927585Look at the shitter on that critter
>>563912026I think it was a combination of him noticing Renee seeming uncertain about herself and genuine fear of the surgeon.
>>563927585Cute
>>563929245I don't even blame them for caving. At that point there really wasn't anything they could have done. They should have brought Andrew and Ashley with them when they walked out, but even there they seem to have thought it would just be a vacation from the kids and not known anything more sinister was happening.
>>563927585Nice ass but that is NOT Ashley Graves from The Coffin of Andy and Leyley.
>>563929681It could be if she locked in.
sisbutte, sistertitty
>>563932234I want to splooge between my sister's boobs
This is the deadest /calg/ in a long time.
>>563932676Not really
>>563932676How long?
>>563932676Isn't that wonderful!
>>563934093Since the Ep1 days
>>563933907Of course it is. With an average of 6.579 posts per hour, this is a tread that may take nearly 5 days to hit bump limit. We haven't seen that since the Episode 1 era.
>>563844518Decided to do a shoot the moon build (shit one) because of this.
>>563934620We've had much slower times.
>>563934726Not since Episode 2 came out we haven't
>>563925220I know what you mean, for mine its like all the fat just goes to her ass and thighs.
>>563899485>meet the /calg/ anonsNemleicels seething over hagchads
>>563905878But anon, that's Audrey and I'm pretty sure Avery is the one doing the touching. After all, Audrey is a quiet, demure young miss who inherited all of Andrew good traits and none of Ashley's, there's no way she'd lash out or relief her pent up stress in any inappropriate way with any of her younger siblings she may or may not be forced to parent (depending on the ending), especially the one the secretly appreciates the most.
>>563925220>>563934971How many anons here have bottom heavy sisters? Mine's the same and she hates it for some reason, insisting she should lose weight (and hopefully still not doing much about it), and I think the way she looks may have influenced my preference for pear-shaped bodies ngl. Wonder if there's a pattern.>>563936147As a blogposter and /his/sy, it's quite funny to read them both argue endlessly, though it became quite hard to follow during fast /calg/
>>563934831Yes, we did. Especially during the drought.
>>563937368For fuck's sake, you know what, I'm going to go on /b4k/ and check the exact amount of time between EVERY thread since Episode 2 dropped.
>>563937912I'll come back with this tomorrow because this will take a while.
>>563937173Huge perky tits small waist wide child bearing hips tight ass pear shaped baddieshley... It's a crime to have a perfect companion made for you since birth and not indulge in her. The ultimate temptation, the hardest test of God.
>>563927585Ayup, luv me a fat ass>>563937173>How many anons here have bottom heavy sisters?Not me. My sister has a flat butt that she's insecure about. She's told me she's jealous of the wagon I'm hauling around. Maybe your sister can transfer some butt to mine
>>563940582>the wagon I'm hauling aroundJesus
>>563940582To be honest thinking about it, I would probably be into my sister's ass even she had a cute small sistush too. It's about the sister and not the tush I guess.
>>563940857Unrelated but GOD that half ass sitting position is so hot to me, I don't know why. When I was a horny high schooler, my sister came into my room when I was studying and sat on my table with half an ass cheek on the corner and her thick fucking leg in front of me and I was distracted for the next three hours. I don't know why she even did that, she just asked me about my day, made a retarded pun I dont remember and then left me blue balled. She's also 2 years my senior so she felt like a really mature woman at the time. I've had a crush on that bitch my whole life...
>>563940857I mean, I feel the same way I do about boobs. I like big ones, but I like any over none. I wouldn't turn down a girl because her chest was flat if I was otherwise into her. Same with her booty
>>563940381>Huge perky tits>small waist wide>child bearing hips>tight ass>pear shaped baddieThese words made me cum. God I love sisters... Everyone talks about dadbods but sisterbod is a real phenomenon.
>>563940857It could be real ego boost too if your dick appeared very large in comparison to her small mini-truck.
>>563941578I feel like it'd be more of a boost to see your dick get through a mountain of ass
>>563941646Chroo.
>>563941435>These words made me cumI unironically pulled myself off before opening /calg/ and I might have to go do it again>>563941793A nigga jus keepin it one hunnit
>>563940582>My sister has a flat butt that she's insecure aboutspoon with her to make her feel secure about her butt
>>563941985Sleeping butt to butt to osmotically transfer her some ass
Is Coffin misandristic?
>>563940381I understand ritualposting the pear shape aspect, but holy fucking shit that crotch is outstanding. I need to stick my dick inside of that cunt.
>>563942175Episode 2 blew up and Nemlei decided to make this game about how mean her ex was
>>563942286That's usually what you do with dicks, yes.
>>563942586Nemlei isn't a hussie, she was born married to Kit8 or something.
Sometimes I use my sister's hand lotion as lube and pretend shes jerking me off
>>563944591Based
It's as the critics said. This game is causing a normalization of incest.This has to stop!@
Andrew told Ashley he gets ball aches every month and since she wouldn't know that men don't get periods she completely accepted it and cuddles with him every night to ease the pains of his boyriod
>>563942175Negative. There's good and bad characters of both genders.
My sister sometimes asks me to charge her phone because it's perpetually out of battery and she always misplaces her charger. I know some of you are hackerman /g/ types, is there any way I could plug her phone into my PC to crack her six digit passcode? I want to abuse her trust and go through her phone for perverse reasons
>>563947884Put it back, Jamal.
>>563947884respect your sister's privacy
>>563949231Oh wow Onision plays Coffin
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
>>563953785Will she actualley?
>>563954821Yes
>>563949430i haven't heard that name in a long time, his videos barely reach 4000 views now
>>563954224sistercats are very cute
>>563957848Andrew looks really femme here.
>>563958864
>>563962678>>563962678
Sisters are babies
>>563965421Beybey... the precious
>>563965579beebee
>>563946813>Poor Andrew and his balls, his boyriod is very bad this time...>I better fondle them.
>>563965801>Beeshley buzzing around Andrew to annoy him and Andrew being scared that she might sting him
>>563966321>rubs her hands while walking on your food
>>563946813Ashley would’ve been sexual with Andrew pre-adulthood but couldn’t because Renee told her about pussy trolls
https://x.com/i/status/2045255919924109736
>>563970809gross
Ashley takes it up the ass
>>563973598A good sister will let you split the cheeks at least once.
in real irl how willing are sisters to do foreplay?
Andrew strikes me as the male equivalent of a lesbian.
https://x.com/i/status/2045577103165268100
https://x.com/i/status/2045568325451653409
>>563978335>beats his sisterwifechecks out
>>563979795Lesbians do not typically have sisterwives though
>>563979742meaty
https://x.com/i/status/2045590112696697234
>>563978335He does like having sex with women, so I guess it makes sense.
>>563970000
>>563965421The left does not have an answer to this.
>>563985040Holy quads in the Sonic the Hedgehog general!
https://x.com/i/status/2045349341733244967
/calg/, I am going to go to sleep. Please don't die in my absence.
>>563990037/calg/ is immortal
Noelle is so pretty!
>>563990592piss
>>563990634>Hey Ashley, you know sugar is really bad for you? These artificial sweeteners are really nice, I tell you. Here, I bought you a case of Coke Zero.
What is Ivy's wrath?
>>563991237Her sitting her plump little sprite booty on your face and making you eat her peppermint butthole.
>>563991121
>>563976865>split the cheeksThis made me split my cheeks (out of laughter) (not because of anal penetration)
>>563990037Good night, anon.
>>563990037i always have a tab open just for /calg/
>>563978481That is fucking insane
>>563991121>>563991768I don't get it
>>563991978The proportions are really bad.
>>563992008Your body can't digest fake sweeteners so it runs right through you and... sweetens things coming out the other end.
>>563992008PISS JOKE
>>563991858There's a ton of ways to describe piping your sister's pooper.
Anal is a sin, sisters are for breeding only.
>>563993615There's nothing inherently wrong with a bit of sibling dumpster diving.
>>563993746To each their own
>>563994956
>>563994956did he tell his parents he's gay yet?
>>563994956Look at Tobias over there, every shirt drenched in the piss of his chronic masturbating sister. Disgraceful. If I was the president of Coffinland I would make it a priority to have women gene-edited so they actually cum instead of pissing all over themselves.
>>563994956>>563995345I just saw this shit on Twitter. God I wish this was real it isn't
legleg
Would everything have been fixed if Douglas had agreed to this?
>>563998558Single worst post that /calg/ has seen in a long time.
>>563998878And that's a high fucking bar.
In retrospect, he should've saved some of them for Ashley too.
Do you guys also tower your sister or nah?
>>564000804*Tower over
>>563998558>>563999860Good posts.
>>563998878oh, im sure someone can do worsehttps://files.catbox.moe/tarnya.jpg
>>564000804I'm only a couple inches taller than her.
>>564000804i'm sisterless...
One thing that has bothered me for a while has been Douglas' (and frankly most of the chapter 3) Sprites. He just is significantly more detailed than Andrew Ashley and Renee, who all have only two colors for their bodies sans their eyes, whereas just Douglas' suit has three by itself. His hair also is a little more detailed relative to how little of it there is comparatively. Plus the neck detail and even shading, I find him a little jarring just being their with his family. Frankly most of the newer sprites have this 'issue' too, besides say the shopkeeper (which- why the hell did she get a sprite and Friend B didn't?) of just matching the artstyle as well. This isn't to say I dislike them, far from it- all I said literally is indicative of superior sprites. But they just feel so weirdly detailed compared to Andrew and Ashley, who otherwise have pretty large heads too now that I'm thinking about it. I think Nina's dad has it the worst though, he just looks like he's from a different Nemlei game altogether. Again, I'm not even saying this to put Nemlei down, far from it- it just make me wish she does renovate/ tweak Andrew and Ashley's designs to be a bit more detailed, although those head sizes are hard to ignore. I will say this though- Renee having literally the same bust with a cheaky edit in the flashback from ~15 years ago was hilariously hackish. I mean, the same fucking wardrobe and hair for over a decade really?
>>563999860>black illegal immigrantsgraves family are british confirmed
This Douglas slander will not go on, and reminder that he could have sparked out Andrew even with a cleaver to his neck, he just chose to be coy with his son, and would've done the job anyways had he not seen Ashley hold the gun.
Selam alaikum, have the tourists finally aired out? By the grace of Allah, whenever there is a devlog update, it looks like the vicinity of Kaaba during the Hajj here. And both groups of people are tourists; there only to build up PR rather than having any true faith in the two righteous causes. Allah shall reward all true believers.
>>564005426It really is fucking weird their seems to be a genuine muslim anon here, like of all websites and of all games why this general about demonic cannibals?
>>564005392Douglas propaganda will not go unpunished.
>>564002571
>>564005694I'm sure it's just a shitpost, but it's also worth noting muslims are nothing if not populous.
>>564005426inshallah
>>564013589>leley
Reminder that Julia wears glasses and either we get a scene with her wearing them or I riot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mVzu5xSQjU
>>563978335That's such a bizarre statement to make. Are you saying he, like a lesbian, prefers vaginas?
>>564017207She clearly uses contacts and probably has since highschool.
>>564022863Pictured: Ashley getting perspective for the most dogshit crayon art you've ever seen.
>>564026680Do we even know any recent drawings from Ashley? Like it'd be funny if today, she actually became a decent artist as a plot twist. Like she made cookies that didn't taste bad in Sns after all.
>>564026830It's kind of a tossup, because on the one hand there's no reason to suspect drawing is in her wheelhouse, but then again there's a fat gap of banal everyday shit that is omitted from Ashley's timeline for convenience such as her ability to cook.
>>564026830She draws the ending cards. They are better than the ones she drew as a kid, but still shit.
>>564027129I don't know if that's necessarily her drawing those, considering there's also the badly drawn end cards for game over screens, splat ending or Andrew wins at tag ending.
>>564027301>I don't know if that's necessarily her drawing thoseThe end card drawings are clearly and definitely her drawings, but they're not necessarily a depiction of her ability to draw in the present as her dying would obviously prevent her from doing so. They're meant to be Ashley's drawings, but it's played a meta joke.
>>563876673higher res of the corner pic?
>>564027301Those didn't happen, they're just things she imagined could have happened.
>>564027545The SnS and Leyley Wins cards are also better-looking that the ones for, say, Hitman Wins or SPLAT!. I think Warden Wins looks alright tooI'd say that the theory that the end cards for endings where they still live are her present drawings is fairly valid
>>564027545Sure but I do think another funny meta joke and heartwarming thing would be to have the true happy ending where after a timeskip, Ashley and Andrew elope and have a family or whatever only to reveal Ashley got better at drawing. So then Ashley draws a picture of herself and Andrew together and that drawing be used as the ending CG. I don't know just a theory.
>>564000804Im 6'3 shes 5'2I joke i absorbed all the height genes from our parents and she always jokes shes gonna suck them from me but she doesnt how hoe much of a raging boner hearing her say that gives me
>>564028307Tell her that you could give her some of that height with your cock
>>564028307>Im 6'3 shes 5'2Fucking hell that's massive, comfortably bigger than the one I have with my sister. I'm 6'4/193cm and she's like somewhere around 5'6-5'8?
>>564030615Thanks, I stretch my legs every morning and make sure to not slouch.
>>564032214I eat yogurt with honey in it.
>>564028307>she always jokes shes gonna suck them from meMy man...
>>564032214Yeah I think I'm going to be fucked when I'm older, I used to get really bad lower back pain 2ish years ago and still do ocassionally.
>>564033304Do more core exercises.
>>564035351Cute emos.
Sisters are portable, you can take them around with you.
>>564036465My sister is fundamentally unportable
>>564036510Sorry about your fat sister anon. Many such cases.
>>564036745>fatI wish. No, she's just an unwieldy horse of a woman.
>>563993615Nemlei (swt) has revealed in the Holy Coffan that "your sisterwives are a tilth for you, so come to your tilth as you wish." This clearly allows for all kinds of heterosexual sex. You can fuck me in the ass inshaallah Andy.
Soft squishy sisters
>>563996424Sadly the current president of CofFinland is in the Surgeon files.
>>564036465Sisters are best when theyre onahole sized
>>564005694He probably asks AI about everything, because he says unconventional stuff that would get his head chopped a lot of the time. I like the sheikh though, he is nice.
>>564036465What about ones that are bigger, but still can fit in your trunk?
>>564027301Ashley carries crayons and papers torn out of an old notebook in her booty shorts' pockets all day and immediately starts drawing on them frantically even as she is being killed by the hitman or dying of death in various other endings to give us the masterpieces we see. We should really be more thankful.
>>564037808She's so fucking cute
>>564032214>>564032723I eat eggshells for the calcium! I'll grow taller and become literally Andrew, right? R-right anons??
>>564038042That seems entirely unnecessary.
>>564037926And hot, which is enough to make a brother act straight up unwise.
>>564038153When your sister is a little too cute, it's enough to make her brother act without forethought. Get a bit silly, if you will.
>>564038082You're unnecessary! I'll grow tall!! No matter how many eggs it takes!
>>564038227Just a lil silly.
>>564038395It's not my fault, it's in God's plan that he should make a sister so hot, cuddly, and grand.
>>564038262I knew a half kiwi half aussie that was 5'2 in 9th grade and he just stopped growing there.Im amazed he didn't kill himself. Works as a tour guide for a train museum now
>>564039731>5'2 in 9th grade and he just stopped growing thereBrutal
>>564039731I've never met a KMWF (kiwi male white female) couple in Australia, only WMKF couples.
Few know this, but sisters (including hussy sisters) are cats.https://x.com/i/status/2045792197631500713
>>564041952Why are they so fat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAUUy7NMnaY
I just played this shit for the first time like yesterday what’d I miss
>>564044394About 3 years of discussions
>>564044394You missed the part where you lurked moar.
>>564043887Y'know you uncs listen to some boring ahh music. Don't you got some loud overstimulating phonk that will make my shi go crazy?
>>564045673Six seven!
>>564020839Anyone with contacts would still have a pair of glasses as a backup
>>564020839First Ashley being implied as short-sighted and now this...Why is Wokelei cramming this game with cripples?
>>564045673"Look kid, are you gonna fuck your sister or what, I already paid for the camera crew and set"
>>564050390Lol
>>564050390Female horror is about the horror being a womanaka having mental retardations
>>564052969lol
>>564052969lmao even
>>564052969Reminded
>>563784923>Where's my brother?>Open the fucking door Julia>Or I will END YOU.>My name is ASHLEY GRAVES MOTHERFUCKER.>OPEN THE DOOOOOOOOOOOR!!
>>564058365Ashley would unironically say this.Julia would unironically be scared by it.
>>564060813based
>>564061648Sisters do NOT say this.Source: I am a brother.
>>564061931I'll be honest. I'm not into incest. I just think Ashley is hot.
>>564062447Same. She got beautiful pale skin begging to be painted red, black and blue. Also I got a thing for foul mouthed trashy girls
>>564058454To be fair Ashley is an impulsive "act first, worry about the consequences later" type of woman, so there's reason to be afraid since Ashley would definitely kill Julia if angry enough.Andrew is far more dangerous because he can smile and be the friendliest guy only to murder you with a cold expression a moment later if his mind deems it necessary.
>>564061931is your sister aware that you have a big fat filthy cock?
>>564033304Lower back pain is so common these days because we all sit too much. Stretching your legs helps massively. Look up hamstring and quad stretches related to back pain. Hamstring flosses and hip flexor stretches are good and also fix knee pain as well. Adding a glute exercise is also another good idea.Just doing some stretches every other day or so can make you feel so much younger. I thought I I was going to be stuck with permanent lower back pain from a work injury and found that just regularly doing a couple of basic stretches fixed me. I've shown other people how to remove their back pain the same way. The hardest thing is getting people to actually try it and put in just a few minutes of basic bodily maintenance every other day or so to be free of pain.
>>564066638Whoever came up with advertising mastectomies to treat back pain deserves the death penalty
Do you think that Nemlei genuinely hates Renee or just the reneefags? Like, I think the CG with her hugging Ashley has to be an illusion or something because there's no way Nemlei would want to make her look sympathetic whatsoever.
>>564069216The backpain thing is just an excuse to uglify themselves. Just like shitty tattoos and those hideous bullring nose piercings that are becoming so popular. Women will proudly state that men being repulsed by them is a selling point. Modern woman is a spiritual bulldyke.
>>564072101Renee is a masterfully written character and Nemlei is somewhat aware of this.
>>564072101If Nemlei didn't want Renee to be nuanced she wouldn't have fleshed out her backstory. Renee is clearly supposed to be a bad character but not irredeemable, with all that said she clearly hates the fetishization of Coffin, she doesn't like those that only engage with it at the surface level of "sistersex", hagfags are this but for Renee instead of Ashley.
>>564072424Haggotry doesn't even qualify as surface level because they're jerking off to something that doesn't even exist in the game. Sistersex is at least a part of Coffin.
>>564072101>there's no way Nemlei would want to make her look sympathetic whatsoever.Lol. Lmao even.
My wife Noelle is so pretty!
>>564072593Reenee should have sold Ashley off to the military if she wanted to get rid of her
>>564074881What the hell is the design of her shirt? Does it just have a tit pouch woven into it?
>>564074881they're a little too big for my taste
Good night /calg/
>>564075819The size is fine, it's just that the clothes are impossible
>>564075973It's 1pm
I just opened a can without a can opener
>>564077027>the 'can' in question was a pop-top soda
>>564077027Hell yeah
>>564077027Is the use of a Thiu image meant to imply that you used your bussy?
>>564077458You'd need a can opener to remove my penis from his bussy.
Ashley seems like the kind of trashy girl to get herself a womb tattoo
>>564079970she gets a womb tattoo where it shows andrews cock size and compares it to everyone she has sex with
>>564080564
>>564083384>andrewShe wrote it under her choker
>>564069216>Whoever came up with advertising mastectomies to treat back pain deserves the death penaltyIt's a fucking insane tradeoff because the back pain is treatable with mild fucking exercise, and women decide "uh no, I'm not doing 15 minutes of calisthenics 3x per week I'll just get my tits surgically removed and uglify myself." My sister is 6'1" with comically huge milkers and somehow MIRACULOUSLY doesn't have back pain because she exercises a little bit, but she's clinically insane and doesn't casually consider sawing parts of her body off for minor inconveniences.
i'm going back to bed
>>564074936>Does it just have a tit pouch woven into it?Innovative sistits container
>>564084408>and uglify myself.Once again, we have a man casually admitting he expects the driver behind the decisions of women to be how men will see them.
>>564087364>casuallyI am not doing so casually, I am outright stating that if a woman cuts her tits off for convenience she's retarded.
>>564087481"casually" refers to both your tone and how you imply that it's something women should care about. And before you say "I'm outright saying that", don't start with the semantics. What you outright say is the literal words of your post, the rest is what's implied
>>564087608>how you imply that it's something women should care aboutIt is, in fact, something women should care about.
Are Brazilians really that into incest?https://youtu.be/pM6mifS2BmE
>>564087692Moids...
>>564087364Not him but if my choices for relieving mild back pain were a 3x weekly calisthenics routine or surgically mutilating myself I know what I'm picking, and I'm going to judge the people who did the other thing.
>>564088372Honestly I'm pretty sure it's a bit.
>>564088069
https://x.com/i/status/2045916938166296973
My sleep schedule is fucked up again
Sisters are cowshttps://x.com/i/status/2045882109655695543
>>564092265Don't do that
>>564092347The cutest baby cow
>>564090590>images (2).jpgname your pics, you lazy fuck
>>564092395Gotta make a living somehow
>>564080564>>564084386How would you guys feel if this happened to you? If the girl you were dating revealed she was comparing your cock to all her exes but you were also far and away the largest? I can't tell if that'd be an ego boost or an ego killer
>>564072101That CG may very well be a vision room unlock of the past, or "one of those realities filled with brain tumors"Instead of Andrew being fucking retarded and believing Renee, it may be Renee trying to manipulate Ashley and Ashley falling for it>>564096514A chick doing that is the female version of that one dude who made a spreadsheet of the reasons he was rejected. Beyond fucking autistic and off-putting if said out loud
Good night everyone. I wish a horrible death to all fetishposters.
>>564096514I don't want to be reminded of her having sex with other guys at all.
>>564096514Definitely would enjoy it. Made even better if I get to dominate and sissify her exes. I want to make them into my bitches too!Good thing Ashley is pure, PURE I SAY!
Take your sister's virginity
>>564098550I already did!
>>564098550But she isn't a virgin... Because I already took it!
>>564098550I already did! (in a dream)
>>564098550I already did! (when she was in a dream)
>>564099193>>564099375Come to think of it, would sex in the dream realm be better? I remember having a very vivid sex dream of my cousins years ago and I know nothing will ever compare to that. That shit was like heroin.
>>564097930>Made even better if I get to dominate and sissify her exesThat's fucking GAY
>>564099630I doubt it'd be better. I've never had real sex, but I've had dream sex before. While it felt great, it felt great in kind of an abstract way, as most dreams do. I feel like real sex would feel better just because it's actually physically happening while you're fully alert
>>564099750Not if they are no longer considered as women! I will BREED her exes!
I've officially learned about every type of cuck fetish on /calg/
>>564097930More like pure SLUT. Girl wanted to take a massage parlor job just because Andrew hurt her feelings. Femoids are that stupid and impulsive
>>564099886Maybe that one drowsy state between wakefullness and sleep that meditation people use would be a truly euphoric experience. That's how I wanna lose my virginity and have my first nephchild.
So it's time again...
>>564100523To think you'd have peace at least during slow /calg/.
>>564100523
>>564100121>every typeI didn't know there was more than one, enlighten me
>>564101158Un4chanateleyley I think I'd much rather post cute pictures.
>>564097210Just noticed now that they're getting married in the old abandoned house lol
>>564101527NYAA!! *explodes*
>>564101527Why is she Chinkley
>>564102081Chinkley Century.
>>564102081That's just a testament to how Chinese Nemlei has become. So much so that she looks at the Chinese Nemlei in picrel, and calls it just "Nemlei".
>>564102328>"Ashley, you've met me at a very Chinese time of my life...">Where is My Mind starts playing>buildings collapse as Lord Unknown is summoned into the city to wreak havocMake it happen Hack-Made-In-China-lei.
>>564102601This reminds me, does anyone have that one fanart that has Lord Unknown wreaking havoc upon the city and the siblings watch it at a distance while Ashley says "We did it Andy! We're finally scott-free!!"? Their backs were turned, some anon used to keep posting it as an Asshley picture because he like the Asshley in it.
>>564102371need them both
>>564101728>Mike is a virginMikebros...
>>564101728I hope at least 1 end has Andrew and Ashley starting a shooting spree like she wanted even if it ends with them shot down Bonnie and Clyde style.
>>564102898>This reminds me, does anyone have that one fanart that has Lord Unknown wreaking havoc upon the city and the siblings watch it at a distance while Ashley says "We did it Andy! We're finally scott-free!!"?No
>>564102081Chinklia's fault, she spread her nasty hussie jaundice and Mongoloidism onto her.
>>564103430Thanks anon! I was just about to hit the archives because I was sure noone would pity me and respond.
>>564103469Imagine the feeling of getting an incurable STD from your (second) best friend through your cheating spouse.
>>564103940Floozological warfare
>>564005694>like of all websites and of all games why this general about demonic cannibals?Am I not allowed to enjoy visual novels in my free time? Despite the game containing some things I do not condone, it is important to understand that our world Dunya, and the fictional worlds we have created are not one and the same. It is my firm belief that enjoying content that features controversial topics is okay, as long as it does not contain anything inherently sinful, such as pornography.I am here, on this website, because I have grown weary of what the Internet has become, how much it has degenerated over the last fifteen or so years. I would not be able to spread the message through many other channels without being ignored, or worse. I take refuge in this remnant of the old Internet because, despite everything, I feel respected here. Thank you all for that.>>564037670Thank you for your kind words, but as I stated many times before, I do not use AI for anything I write here. I know what you are trying to say, that Quranists were created by Israel to detract people from 'true' Islam (I get that a lot), but that is the view of a small mind, which thinks that everyone within a religion has to conform to one narrow view defined by the majority of people. Questioning the validity of the hadiths (though still respecting their message) does not make me any less of a believer than my peers, and it most certainly would not result in my head being chopped off. We have evolved past that. You know who decapitation is reserved for nowadays.
>>564109238Yeah, I'm thinking based
>>564000804I'm 6'1 and she's 5'3, I think I've said it before but I used to rest my chin on her head before she told me she disliked it and it was quite comfy.>>564084408If your sister is that tall, what are you, the Mountain that Rides?>>564085767Good night anon, is this inspired on some modern urban fantasy novel?
>>564111186artists auhttps://x.com/AzulYagami/status/2044898125681512958>Hola a todos, an AU that I came up with, ancient Greco-Roman culture, inspired by the relationship Emperor Caligula and his sister Drusilla. I'm a big fan of Roman history . I hope to post a Tlilpunk drawing of this on Friday. I hope you like it.
>>564118254Thank you anon, I'm personally more of a fan of Macedonianley but any ancient world content is nice.
>>564118345I wanna say his name, was it Axel? Archie? Something.
>>564087364Women like being pretty for themselves, you performative male.
>>564041952slampigs begone
It's warming up out there. Are you going to garden with your sister this year? Are you going to go to the Nursery with her to pick out tomatoes? Are you going to help her water the garden? Are you going to pick tomatoes with her and make fresh salsa together? Are your hands going to touch as you both dip a tortilla chip in at the same time? Are you going to lock eyes, slowly come together, and share your first cilantro flavored kiss all because you decided to garden with your sister this year?
Oh nice 4chan doesn't show local timezones anymore
>>564124341EST website
>>564123156>Are you going to garden with your sister this year?Not my sister, but my dad. He's revamping the backyard and I'm his handyman
>>564111186>If your sister is that tall, what are you, the Mountain that Rides?I'm only 6'3". I say "only," but I mean in the sense that I'm barely taller than her.
>>564123156sistortilla
>>564045531I didn’t want spoilers
>>564045274Anything good happen or just 3 years of goon posting
>>564126774You had to be there.
I need to fuck a cute boy
>>564126774i don't kiss and tell>>564129386me too
>>564129386fag
>>564119618sisterthighs are nice
>>564134356
goodnight /calg/
https://x.com/i/status/2045974924502732889
>>564136659daughter
>>564129526Remember /cbg/ on /trash/?
>>564127252Zamn…
>>564136659Cute>>564136482Good night, anon
>>564044394We invented Delphism. You're a member now BTW.
Compliment your sister's ass
>>564144647It's really nice
>>564123156It's a very old fantasy of mine to go run around in our local grassland near the river in our small town at night, and pin her down and have hot uncontainable teenager sex with my sisterwife because we just can't help it anymore.
>>564135947I once felt up my sister's thick sisthighs. They were sisnice.
>>564144647>(it's my favourite part of her body. it's tight and shapely, petite and cute. i just want to rip her little shorts and grab her by the hips, and go at it until she's exhausted. i want to conquer both her holes, i want to smack it and eat it. i wanna bite it and spread her cheeks. i subtly touch it throughout day by putting my hands through her beltloops and feeling it with my lower fingers, or just any chance i get really, and she knows it. she likes it. she likes that i like her hot little butt. i want to FUCK it so much. GOD Ashley, you bad little bitch.)Uhhh... It's, alright? I guess.
>>564145279Andrew do be like that
>>564066638Yeah I'm just concerned is all cause my backpain was really bad when I was 16 though it has calmed since with only occasional flares. I do get a lot of hamstring cramps, so it could be something to do with that.
>>564144947Same
>>564144647Her hourglass figure is fucking perfect and she has an absolute dumptruck and thunderthighs. Its like she made a deal for smaller tits in return for a perfect ass and thighs.
>>564148075I'm a dyed-in-the-wool tits man, but I can appreciate some old-fashioned goblinmaxxing.
>>564037443I want to know what the soda guy gets from it.
https://x.com/i/status/2046134203616473285
>>564151203That's a cute 'shley
>>564151385All 'shleys are a cute
Ashley is living Comfort Eagle.
Should I be worried /calg/ers? Another hussy asked my sister out, thankfully she turned him down.
>>564152521When are you spooning with your sister
>>564152807I wish I could, she probably wouldn't turn me down but my parent(s) would definitely be concerned.
When my parents found out about my sister and I, mom was mortified, but dad handled it pretty well. "At least my kids aren't fags.", were his exact words. "Could have swore the girl was a dyke. Guess she just dresses like one."
>>564154027*sworn
>>564154027So when are you giving your parents double grandchildren?
shit that never happened for 100
>>564156187I read that as double penetration
>>564148162Convert my dear man
It really sucks that Nemlei has given us a full back view shot of Andrew's ass but not Ashley's. Foid game amrite?
>>564157571I like the selfish lump picture myself. Ashley's flat ass is hot, HOT I SAY!
>>564158547>flatLies and slander thought up by the misguiders. Nemlei curse them.
>>564160040Still small...but cute! Not everyone has to have a sheboon ass to look good. Its proportional to Ashley's body
Hahahahaha the fucking subreddit Discord got DMCA'd after livestreaming "Kit9 lost media" aka stuff from the dox
>>564167614>the subreddit DiscordI honestly do not care at all
>>564167614I hope we don't get any rapefugees here
>>564167614Serves the secondaries right
>>564167614Good. Fuck em.
>>564162656I love the interactions Ashley and Andrew have. They truly act like brother and sister>>564167614Good. Now you have to go back.
>>564167614What did those retards expect? And why hasn't Kit9 copystruck the fucking hagmod?
>>564169246Lady Nemlei is too merciful.
>>564167869Shout nigger if you see them
I finally got over my habit of masturbating to Ashley every day but the devlog broke me and now I'm back to it
Say something nice about Julia
>>564172407Hoe
>>564169816You do that regardless you little shit
ashley cured me from liking twinks and femboys, i just want to start a family with someone like her
>>564176585Ashley also cured me of my homosexuality for a few months
>>564178529>for a few monthsThiufag I assume?
>>564172407She likes wood
>>564178590Maybe
>>563763985Im only 6'1 i will never be tall like andrew ; (
>>564179668That's probably around Andrew's actual height
>>564178651I've got some wood she'll love
Please, please let me meet a bpdemon girl like Ashley!
You won't be saying that once you actually get one.
>>564185349Why do you think so, anon? I'd gladly mate with her and solve all her insecurities using my cock
>>564176585Ashley is so sex
>>564181859wasnt him like 2meters (6'8)?how tall leyley is if andrew is 6'1"?
>>564005426>>564109238https://files.catbox.moe/3krm33.mp4Skeikh this is for you
>>564185349My friend had a BPD gf and she made his life a waking nightmare. Also, Ashley doesn't have BPD.
>>564188473Ashley has undiagnosed autism
>>564189086
>>564189086She's talking about him but Andrew is too stupid to get it, like how she didn't get the phone call or his poem at the end. The game subtly foreshadows this in the bridge scene when Andrew says he'd "have to be stupid to understand the thoughts of the stupids."
>>564191720Mopdrew and Plankley
Mopedrew and Crankley
>>564189086>>564190310Where is the fanart of Ashley grinding against a mop
Happy birthday, Mein Führer!
>Mein Schwester...Steiner...>Steiner finished Burial instead of Episode 4>You will have to sit on the cliffhanger for a year
>>564196872What was she thinking? We better get ALL of Burial, My heart can't take another unresolved route without paying off the first one beforehand..
>>564197028You all complained about the puzzles, so Nemlei is finishing the puzzleless route first.
I completed the dinnertime puzzle before the nerf though?
Give your sister corn dogs
>>564197190It's true, Hitler would have adored Ashley, a true pioneer of the aryan spirit to breed with their siblings.
>>564200721>>564200974I saw that
>>564202763oh...
>>564203919>6/27/24Damn, and it somehow escaped me? Where did you find if you dont mind me asking
Damn, another one I hadn't seen before. From 3 years ago too. https://x.com/Luxuriass/status/1718543259302294003/photo/1
>>564203919>Ashley X AndrewThis reminds me of the fact that there are "people" who are angry about the siblings being "shipped" together. Needless to say, I do not like secondaries.
>>564204843anon this image gets reposted every 3 threads
>>564188473>Also, Ashley doesn't have BPD.You think the ritualposter doesn't know that? He's just farming for corrections.
>>564203919Just like how insane proportions-shley is NOT Ashley, this also isn't Andrew, but a fantastical mirage thought up by a disgusting foid.
>>564204349bluesky, you just have to dig for the art a biti actually went to go look for the source but i can't find the artist anymore
>>564187781Even Hijabshley is very cute and sex maashallah. This is truly a testament to how all -shleys are cute and sex.Repost cause I forgot to fucking crop the image, you saw nothing
>>564207194>he six-foot-sixed across the room 12%bodyfatly, grabbing me with his extremely large hands and consensually raping me before going to his job as CEO
>>564207402Slop fucked up the fingers again I see
>>564207459>"Hey there" said Mr. Preceding-Hairline to me, his voice as deep as the depth he reaches daily in my uterus, "I haven't met a queen as strong and independent as you in the last 500 years I've been alive, princess." he said, showing no signs of aging past 20
>>564203919worst pic of the thread, the point of andrew is to be a underweight twink with a big cock not a 6'8 gym monster
>>564210915True except the height
>>564211952IMO andrew is 6'1/6'3ashley is 5'4/5'6both really skinny6'8 is too much and it would make im intimidating just looking at him and he would stand out too much
Andrew's height is 6'7"
this would be my dream: tallish, smart, and good lookingi would break my bed with her*its cannon that she has good pussy who smell neutral
>>564215621Would Ashley love her sister?
Would Andrew love his brother?
>>564217626>TranndrewBurial at Sea but with Ashley driving.
>>564219159>>564217626Probably not. If one or the other were a transexual they'd essentially be holding themselves hostage, forcing the other party to play along with the delusion at all times or risk losing them forever over the most minor slip-up or slight, fomenting resentment which will eventually either turn into hatred or apathy.
>>564219541>forcing the other party to play along with the delusion at all times or risk losing them forever over the most minor slip-up or slight, fomenting resentment which will eventually either turn into hatred or apathy.Sounds like Decay desu
>>564219613>Sounds like Decay desuThey wouldn't have even gotten to that point and would likely have parted ways before the quarantine.
>>564213108Andy, let me on the computer. I gotta email the theatre about circus
>>564217626>>564219159I love both of them no homo
>>564219737The transitioning happens in Burial as a result of Six Eyes/Lord Unknown
>>564220978Someone disposable can get sacrificed to fix it then. I don't think either of them would think twice lol
>>564188473I don’t know I kinda feel like there’s a strong possibility of it, as someone who’s actually diagnosed with it and used to act like her before my frontal lobe grew in for a second time at 26 but I’m curious on what the general consensus is
>>564142715:D
Now—tell me. Who would you rather do? Your Mom—or your Dad?Uhhh, can I have both?
>>564225276If you're crammed between your parents and you're an inch in your mom and your dad is an inch in you, do you escape by moving forward or backward?
>>564227849Forwards no problem. My mom is 50 and I'm not into hags, but she's hot enough. My only issue is that people would remember
>>564227849You mustn't disrespect your mother
>>564125742My sister would have definitely bullied me if she only had to wear heels to be taller than me (luckily she doesn't wear heels but platforms). I still wish she was taller sometimes so I could look into her eyes more easily like when we were children.>>564148075Same. She's been getting more firm as of late too, which I'm conflicted on.>>564181859I'm literally him fr fr....That's what I would say if I wasn't a manchild projecting onto Ashley.
>>564229975*if I weren't
No hussy ever called me Andy
>>564231965Do you think Julia ever called him "Andy" in bed?
>>564233471No, because she's a good girl
>>564223776Serious-ish reply:Anons here generally don't like to delve into the "does X character have Y disorder" question because it's pointless, discouraged by Nemlei-san, and playing the armchair psychologist is a very reddit thing to doAshley "technically" checks several DSM boxes for BPD, but there are others (suicidal tendency, paranoia, emotional fluctuations) that just don't fit. It's too easy to call any crazy bitch a BPD girl in current yearIMO, in practice, BPD is just the extreme female brain, sorta like how autists are the extreme male brain, and there is a spectrum for itAshley IMO just falls into brother-worship, lack of parenting (both from her actual parents and from Andrew just not being able to be a good parent for obvious reasons), and possibly some of the disconnected-from-normal-people traits that autists clasically have.
>>564236650To add to this Ashley also has some antisocial personality disorder traits like disregard for risk and generally impulsive behavior, lack of empathy, and weak/self-centered morality. Her reaction to finding Nina dead certainly wasn't anything like what a normal kid would do. But there are things that muddy the waters on that too, and saying she's a socio/psychopath implies things about her that aren't true at all. She's like one of Noelle's snowflakes - unique in her shittiness.
>>564239207>Her reaction to finding Nina dead certainly wasn't anything like what a normal kid would doYou just know Ashley got this line from a movie
>>564239207>She's like one of Noelle's snowflakes - unique in her shittiness.Don't talk about Anon's wife that way!
what is her color?
>>564239207Noelle's snowflakes have a certain pissiness
>Sorry...Sorry...
>>564243908What did Nemlei mean by this?
God I need Ashley to breastfeed me
>>564240113She read it on their universe's version of Mein Kampf (she can recite it by heart)
Ashley would be so girly running away from Andrew while pleading for her life
>>564248060She was
>>564249429Those Ashleys on Ashley really hinder her agility.
>>564249429Damn, Andrew got some anger issues. Has he considered therapy or perhaps a relaxing vacation to Hawaii to simmer down?
Why is everyone so tall in this thread? I am 6'1 too. Are we all sisterwifeless chads? I got a little height brainrot tho.
>>564249927The shortcels just aren't stating their greatest insecurity.So I'll start: I'm 170 cm. I don't know what that is in miles.
>>564249927God gives his tallest genes (6'3 btw) to his most sisterless brothers
>>564249927I'm 5'11. I have a sister too but we have no relationship.
>>564249927I'm 6'4/193cm with maybe a little more growing left in me, I'm in the process of turning my sister into my sister wife.
>>564252690Age and parents heights?
>>56425314918, both my parents are like 5'9/5'10. Dad's average height and mums a bit tall for a woman but not tall (in general).
I'm 6'1
>>564254085My parents are shorter (5’8 father and 5’4 mother) and i ended up 6’0.5Do you used to sleep a lot and play sport in adolescence?I lived a pretty reclusive and sleep deprived lifestyle growing up and I wonder if it affected anything regarding my height
>>564254498>Do you used to sleep a lot and play sport in adolescence?My sleep was really inconsistent, but it seems to not have done much or maybe I just lost out on being even taller? I wasn't really fit for most of my adolescence but I did spend breaktimes during school playing sport outside everyday without fail and played some sport outside of school.>I lived a pretty reclusive and sleep deprived lifestyle growing up and I wonder if it affected anything regarding my heightI doubt it really did all that much, I think its all just genetic luck. My parents aren't really that tall and most of my relatives with a few exceptions aren't that tall either, dads side has like one tall bloke and mums got two.
>>564236650>because it's pointless, discouraged by Nemlei-san, and playing the armchair psychologist is a very reddit thing to doMost commonly known mental illnesses also have a bevy of symptoms that are extremely mundane and commonplace; playing armchair psychologist is retarded because diagnosing a mental illness is more than just checking off boxes and requires contextual analysis. Also, yes, it's Reddit as fuck and is something only insufferable women do.
WHAT IS LOVESISTER DON'T HURT MEDON'T HURT MENO MORE
Would Andrew still love Ashley if she were a worm?
>>564257750She'd be a very cute worm, do yes.
>>564257750Yes. He'd break the curse on his imouto or die trying.
>>564257750The real question is if he would still fuck her
https://x.com/AndrewGrayves/status/2046315722914017431
>>564254498It's about the amount of testosterone produced during puberty and your growing years, or so I'm told.Though I am definitely going to experiment on my children if I do have any, to see if they will grow taller than me or the average of my family if I pump them with constant calcium and vitamin reinforcements along with natural milk and honey, and have them engaged in a sport or something. If they end up as absolute beasts, I'll sue my parents.
>>564258395...how big of a worm?
>>564258395He still stares at her ass even as bugs >>564258204 for shame!
>>564258614>It's about the amount of testosterone produced during puberty and your growing years, or so I'm told.Having alot of androgens during puberty actually makes your growth plates close earlier. You want a healthy amount of androgens but genetics that have a high sensitivity to androgens.
>>564258204Ahh, I love insect.
insectuous breeding
>>564258613wide hips and small butt is honestly ideal
I fucking love fat sisters
https://x.com/Shielll34/status/2042644330368639490
>>564260963Bugging your sister.
>>564254371WE NEED TO KNOW ANDREW CANNON HEIGHT RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>5642670016
>>5642678187!
>>5642680348!
>>564268359Nein.
>>5642499275'8" and sisterless... It never even began
>>564277009You can always adopt a sister
>>564265073Millions of wholesome shippers cried that day.
>>564276636I don't want this to spill over into the next thread, but I need to give an apology for the autistic furry argument about a month ago. Ultimately there was a disagreement about the meaning of "furry": the furry community is full of a lot of disgusting and obnoxious people, and that is what people mean when they say they hate furries; I instead took "furries" as the anthropomorphic characters themselves and accused people of irrationally hating Sonic, which was entirely besides the point.
I'ma bake now
>>564278878>>564278878>>564278878>>564278878BAKE D'NOUVEAU
>>564278151Cute
