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where is my FUCKING chapter 5
I think Kris Susie Noelle and Ralsei should all end up dating brand new characters that are introduced in the last 30 minutes of chapter 7. Making 0 people happy.
How many of you plan to kill yourselves when you’re 70+ years old? I am and I’ll probably listen to Don’t Forget before I pull the trigger
Deltarune would be better if Kris and Ralsei had their meager bulges on display and characters commented on them frequently.
doomin'
I accidentally ate the chapter 5 I hope no one was angrily waiting for that.
>>563766709boner
>>563766816damn you fat fave
>>563766667I won't live past 40, which means I won't be able to play Chapter 5
I love fish
>>563766667gay
gote
>>563766667My hearts will out by 55. It runs in the family.
>>563766654I think a second female ralsei (The only difference is this one is wearing a red bow) should walk onscreen and ralsei instantly leaves the party to ask her on a date and become a side character for the rest of the game
>>563766887Holy fish
>>563766680truke
How does Sans have the Undertale post credits I have places to be ending photo before it happens if he doesn't have Remember Resets
>>563766987I’d laugh so hard at that honestly
when fave thinks of kris they get sent into a hormonal craze with an unspeakable urge to fuck kris until they can't walk and wonders if this is what it's like for an animal in heat that can barely think coherently
>>563766283Posting this again because I didnt realize thread was almost overAlso to add to it, chapter 4 made it a point that smiling isnt exclusively a good thing with Ralsei's whole bit
>>563767238Fave is presumably female.
fun fact: "sans", famous deltarune background character, is a reference to "sans" from undertale
who is fave
baby don't hurt me
>>563766354Hoo...
have you heard of the high faves
Would you call sans a nigger if he was black
>>563766667I wish to die when I'm around mid 30s or just started my 40s, no point in waiting longer than that
>>563767685...man!
LiberalLiberalLiberalLiberalHappy fun, la la la, human smuggling, lightner deaths F-Forced government faveanasia
>>563766667grim
>>563766667I wanna be the old fart in a wheelchair that pisses people off simply by being alive at his age
>A kris can be divided into three parts: blade (bilah or wilah), hilt (hulu), and sheath (warangka). Each part of the kris is considered a piece of art, often carved in meticulous detail and (or) made from various materials: metal, precious or rare types of wood, or gold or ivory.>Each part of the kris is considered a piece of art>Carved in meticulous detail>made from various materials>Both a weapon and spiritual object, kris are often considered to have an essence or presence, considered to possess magical powers, with some blades possessing good luck and others possessing bad.>weapon and spiritual object>considered to have an essence or presence>possess magical powers>possessing good luck>or bad luckAIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TOBY WHAT DOES IT MEAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN????
I LOVE NOELLE
Will they keep the scene wherein Undyne rapes Kris and has a child when they adapt the Deltarune video game?
>>563766891>>563767935Life is grim and gay, unfortunately. Hopefully when I die I get isekai’d into an actual world that’s good buttt we all know that’s not going to happen
>>563767093kris if he golden age capeshit
>>563768152I'd recommend dying to a resurrected japanese swordsman in a death martial arts matchthat increases your chances of getting isekai'deven better if you've learned chinese martial arts
>>563768123I hope they keep the plotline where Susie impregnates a Darkner because she actually has a penis while in the dark world.
>>563767990>A kris can be divided into three parts
>>563766667i will become immortal so if one day i will meet aliens, i will tell them about deltarune and undertal
>>563766667I probably wont even make it to my 40's. Either i'll break the matrix or an hero.I'll reminisce on this game a lot when it ends.My last memory will probably be in the judgement hall.
killing yourself is cringe and talking about it like you're a tragic protagonist is even cringier you're not ryan gosling in blade runner
>>563768286For me, it's the plot point about Kris being stuck in a Dark World for a few weeks while years pass in the Light World, and when they leave they have been cucked in all the ways someone can be cucked
>>563764865mettaton would probably have a really good dynamic with flowey, considering he apparently cared so little about sainted asriel he desecrated his memorial fountain
>>563768337AND WE PICK THREE BODY PARTS IN THE VESSEL CREATOR, HEAD, BODY AND LEGSCOINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT!!!
>>563768671Never thought about that. You can't even attribute it to Asriel's existence not being common knowledge because all the monsters in New Home know about him. So Mettaton is oblivious out of his arrogance or he simply does not give a FUCK about the King's dead child
>>563768664I actually enjoyed the faveboot arc as a fun what-if story, but the whole thing with Susie dating Berdly while Kris was away was just gratuitous and I hope it get changed at least a little bit.
>>563768593Synau I’m the main character me and my guys we all killing ourselves we’re emo BITCH
>>563768671>Mettaton as the teenage drama queen>Flowey as the scumbag younger brother>Alphys as the put-upon mom
>>563769041Sometimes fave wishes he was much shorter so he could live out a fantasy like this.
>>563768903
>>563768671Mettaton switches between "The most egosticial, self absorbed being in the entire underground" and "Someone who just wants to make people entertained" whenever it's convenient for the writing
check this out*bone crunch*that was my penis...
>>563769216To be fair, a lot of actual IRL artists are kind of like that
>>563768593I'm not claiming to be a tragic protagonist, I can kill myself without thinking it has to be something special
>>563768593Susie will say this to Kris in chapter 6
>>563769314he is a kanye in many ways
>>563766667My life is shit but it's not shit enough to override my survival instinct. I never made specific plans on killing myself like exactly when or how I'd do it but for a long time I assumed I would probably kill myself in the near future if things get worse and things often do get worse but whenever I get to the age I previously assumed I would have killed myself by I'm still alive. I'm probably going to find myself in that position when I'm 70+.
What if they made an Deltarune anime before the game was finished so the anime writers had to make up their own chapters 5 6 and 7.
I feel like Mettaton being so much of a humanfag would make for a funny dynamic relative to Chara
angst college asriel who listens to black metal and only plays minecraft and elder scrolls
>>563766667i like to live but by that age i will probably be gigafucked pensionwise because i'm probably not getting a steady job anytime soon
>>563769318>heh... who would care about a nobody like me... *looks at sky tragically while dark hair blows in the wind* get over yourself and actually put in the work to get better
Fave gooned too much to unrealistic cartoon porn and is now functionally asexual.
>>563769441Ulver and Daggerfall at the same time is a vibe.
Being 70 years old is fucking horrifying to me what do you even do at that point it’s not like any of us will be grandparents and everyone we know and love will be dead. My future when I’m 70 will probably just be me getting drunk as a survival mechanism so I don’t kill myself
>>563768671>considering he apparently cared so little about sainted asriel he desecrated his memorial fountainThat was like a week before Frisk fell, so maybe he didnt care anymore but I wonder if at least some very, very faint part of him was still ticked off at seeing that happen
>>563769759Play Kingdom Hearts 7
>>563769437mettaton and chara are both obsessed with number go up, toosometimes i wonder if toby does all this shit on purpose or if it just magics out of his brain somehow.
>>563769759my grandpa exercises and has hobbies and looks like a 65 year old at 82 you're not going to crumble into dust
>>563769759play radiation's anthology
>>563769759My plan is to fish, golf, and carve wood and rebuild small motors in the workshop.
>>563769586You are making up scenarios in your head
Bros none of you are gonna live to 70 lmao. -The Things Knower.
>>563770103so are you lmao that's the entire point I'm making
My name is Fave motherfucker. Open the door.
>>563769432>they strike gold with a plot of their own and just keep making chapters>by the time Toby finishes Chapter 7, the anime is on Chapter 12>Susie lost her memory and turned evil, with Noelle and later Asriel taking her place>Kris and Ralsei have had a chil through immaculate conception that nearly became a Supreme Titan>the Castle now can turn into a battle mecha>the Knight has been killed, but it turns out any Hometown citizen can be infected by the Knight's presence and become a new Knight>Berdly rose out of his coma, infected by Spamton, and is still plotting revenge somewhere in the woods
>>563770242I am not, I am not asking for pity or thinking I will have a tragic story, I think you're just genuibely retarded
I hope a LISA situation happens and fave is the last woman on earth
>>563770295*opens the door**gets on the floor* everybody walk the dinosaur
>>563770157thanks anon
>>563770535
>>563770409protesting a bit too much
At age 70 I will be beloved by all and even Toby will kneel to me
>>563769920Yeah but he exercises, unlike 99.9999999998% of /youteegee/
>>563770079boner
By the time any of us are 70 years old, AI and medical technology will have become so advanced that you can just upload your consciousness into an AI-powered robot of your choosing and live forever.
this talk about longevity got me thinking of this video: https://youtu.be/NteYuzeIkt4?t=22
>>563770651Kris leading Susie to the bed so she can Amazon press them.
This world is fucking gay faggot shit so I’m glad that I’m going to eventually die. I want to live in hometown but that’ll never happen
You are slaves to the material world, said fave.
>>563771084t.anon who watched Pantheon
>>563771084FOOLS will become robots, I will personally become a bio-mechanical masterpiece, lord of organic technology
>>563770721Yeah anyone on /utg/ has high autism levels, eats like shit, sits for 18 hours a day, and lives off NEETbucks. All things that take 10 to 20 years off your life.
>>563771127>Amazon press
>>563770472>now giving her the choice of every man on earththis will backfire on you
>>563771084We will be eating worms and grass and electricity will be an ancient myth.
>>563771283I make a habit to walk atleast 30 minutes every day in the park atleastIm too miserable to do more than that though, least of all actually talk to people
Please Toby. Let Asriel be an asshole in chapter 5
>>563771164There are dozens of towns that are identical to Hometown outside of being populated by furry creatures. You just can't move there and get the experience of growing up there and making life long friendships, it's just a collection of houses and a school and a church.
>>563771263If any God told me they existed or gave me a very very strong vision or experience that they did I would completely stop living for the material. But unfortunately the material world is all that we have
>>563771278I'll becoming a cybernetic immortal god of blessed metal as I shed my sinful flesh.
>>563771646You misunderstand material.
walking in the park with /utg/pausing to catch breath every 5 mins with /utg/crying and whining and spasming in the park until we get something to drink to phonepost on a bench with /utg/drone whirring at dogs for stimmies with /utg/
>>563771728And we also stop every 15 minutes to have sex
/utg/stanians when you tell them that they should drink water on occasion and not 18 different versions of Monster or they're own cum
>>563771505It sure was weird watching EE&E and hearing about his brother not very frequently at all but enough to know that he actually exists somewhere outside of the scope of the show's setting and when they finally leave the cul-de-sac and find him it's just an unflinching depiction of sibling abuse from a loser who isn't anything like Eddy had ever described him to be like. I don't think Deltarune fans are ready for a needlessly cruel Asriel who tortures Kris after all that build up.
>>563770472This is gonna end up terribly
>>563771871One time I saw two middle-aged fat guys having sex in a public park and this post reminded me of it.
900 pound fave who just posts on utg all day and slurps megagulp monster
>>563772113you find the pillar meeting spot
>>563772095Not a fan of this genderbend, no longer looks deformed
>>563772095Kek, not even AI can take the potato inbred fetal alcohol syndrome out of that face.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bghDcbzfEU
Ultimate Deltarune Prediction: It's not Asriel who is the Eddy's Brother but Kris
>>563772095Took away his deformities… this is ablewashing…
That one video of the crazy guy whipping at the Ring doorbell kinda looks like Tasquefag now that I think about it
>>563769437Mettaton still desecrated Chara's statue at the hotel. I don't know if he would care about her.
>>563772273I would say smelly armpit band but Boards of Canada is alright.
>>563772113Lucky, I hope you enjoyed the show>>563772484No he doesn’t, tasquetate looks very distinct
>>563770472/utg/ is a LISA situation but the genders are reversed.
>>563772484I immediately thought the same thing. Deeply chud phenotype matched with deranged behavior is always a bad look. It's probably for the best he's clearly in some sort of social program that pays for an apartment he never has to leave.
>>563771084I'd rather die and go home rather than be trapped in this sorrowful material cage for eons
>>563772015Exaclty. It would match so well. But Toby wont be based enough im afraid.
>>563771871Deal but that means we def need thermoseses for fluid replenishment also i suggest sex before as a pregame also after with copious making out inbetween
>>563772646No it's not, the moidsluts are numerous and if they weren't we wouldn't have a cockssier
>>563772095Hear me out
what's faves stance on wokeness
utg living arrangement but there's so much constant sex that everyone loses at least 10 pounds in the span of 3 months
>>563772869Fave prefers sleepness
>>563772831If you compliment him as a woman he's gonna go full CWC on us and start assaulting people in public with bear mace while wearing a bad wig.
I don't like these hypotheticals
>>563772869genocide all monsters
>>563766538hypothetically what if you went to the beach
>>563772947>Tonight, on /utg/ House!>5 new pregnancies, 2 of them female
>>563772831It’s not really a hear me out when it also made him look normal
>>563773120Aw, this is precious
>>563773120You are so good at drawing, love your work!
>>563773120Fukken lol, Rudy.
>>563772869Fave is based and doesn't care about such frivolities
/utg/ apartment but with someone being this guyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mko5Y8QUEjI
Could Harrier Du Bois defeat the KnightCould the Fun Gang solve the hanged man mystery and resolve the Tribunal issue
>>563772869Bad and should be destroyed but that doesn’t mean we should all be Chuds either
In the /utg/ house, only the healthiest and most worthy moidsluts get used as breeding machines. All the other men must hang their heads in defeat.
>>563772869Wokeness will not survive
I wanna hang my balls in the wind
>>563766709You miss your master don't you?
>>563773223thank you :)
>>563772869he is woke except for being a ruthless venture capitalist who buys wonderbread while deforesting uhhh snowdin
In the /utg/ house, only the fattest and most fertile moidsluts get grabbed by the love handles and used as breeding machines. All the other men must hang their heads in defeat
>>563773386Detective Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau would discover he's the source of the dark world, the cause of the roaring, and that he's still never going to get her back and proceeds to get drunk. Fun Gang gets shot by Ruud Hoenkloewen's anti-vehicle weapon and he adds three more tally marks to his helmet bringing the total to 55.
>>563773523With cages on, which they have to earn goodboi points to buy one hour of freedom with
>>563772869He would sell really shitty gay pride merch, and people probably would buy it.
In the /utg/ mansion, all the potential moidsluts most go through initial hazing to prove themselves worthy of joining
>>563773962/utg/ is a hazing ritual in and of itself.
>>563773120rudy being peak dad energyamazing art as always
>>563773621Are you talking about the cocksleeve or the punching bag? You gotta be more specific than that anon there's plenty of people on my dick these days that barely narrows it down at all.
The Carol boss fight is going to be cool enough to justify the 10 year wait
>>563773652>tasque’s mpreg babies: incredibly stunted both mentally and physically, only a true specimen of a femanon could override his genes and make a normal child>doomer’s mpreg babies: inclinations to be homosexual, both female and male variants are disturbingly hairy>voiceanon’s mpreg babies: fine lads and lasses, the ideal breeding sow
>>563773685>the dark world, but almost every skillcheck would be Psyche skills
>>563773946>one day Kris just sees Asgore wearing this
>>563773532If the theory of the prophecy being a cyclical thing is correct I can imagine Kriselle's daughter using a rapier instead of a traditional sword in the dark worlds. Maybe the light world counterpart would be pens.
>>563772869Pic related.
>>563774284>carol>boss firght
>>563774470That would be by far the worst thing Spamton has done to Kris.
>>563774425What a vast and beautiful soul. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DeLfY1foYY&list=RD9DeLfY1foYY
I don't know what is it about this image in particular but it is just so goshdarn adorable for some reason, it activates something in me
I’m a pathetic faggot with a small useless penis but I still want to top what is my role in the Utg fuck house
>>563774678Nothing, *nothing* can stop the Icebreaker...
>>563774284if we fought her at all I think it would either be to stop us in the weird route or just silly training like undyne's fight
>>563775116get yourself a woman with a small pussy then
I want to raise up my sword and wage war against Time itself so no one would suffer a Wait again.
>Susie is helping me find the Shelter Code
Im a based straggot and I desire to top Susie now what
>>563774898Maybe it's because Tenna is just happy to be there
>>563774898tenna is looking forward to the future and taking joy in the smaller things.
>It wouldn't even let you enter the Shelter Codes anyway
>>563775116I don't know if the faggots in the general only exclusively like big dicks, you should ask them
>Asgore getting over toriel>Asgore realizing that his darkworld cannot substitute reality after kris fights for his safety>Asgore fighting against knight for kris>Asgore deciding to live to support kris and asriel, and finally finding happiness (through fucking rudy)Asgorefags, are you ready for vindication after all these years...
>>563774137TY :)
What if between now and chapter 7 made a deltarune fighting game, a deltarune moba, and a deltarune mmo that never gets released.
I would buy deltarune but it seems too long I’d rather just replay undertale for the millionth time because that game is like 6 hours long
>>563775441no i dont want asgore to be gay
Will the /utg/ house have designated moidslut stations segregated by race
I’m 500 pounds, my penis is small, I haven’t showered in 2 months due to crippling depression and I’m ugly. Who want me
>>563775608Yes. Unfortunately nobody wants to touch black jevilfag
The most lenient methods of questioning Berdly would be placed under in Arkham Batman's custody:
>>563775605Ah, you were by my side, all along... My true lover... My guiding Rudolph...
>>563775696Don't write him off that easily, if he is who I think he is then he definitely has potential to become a good slave
>>563775130I don't want to be this kind of animal anymore. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpEzwjC60CQ
>* A sharp shadow moves like water in the hand.>Snort it.
>>563775694Spamton, I already told you I love you
ive been holding a piss for 3 hours
>>563775737ew gross thats gay
holding fave's dick while he pisses after holding it for 3 hours. hearing him moan and shudder in relief
>>563776050if you keep holding it you can become yellow like frisk and kris
>>563774645>>563775194I'm surprised there's people who think we won't have a boss fight against the extremely scary lady in this game where characters develop through boss fights
>>563775823Kek
>>563775823
>>563776196because carol really isnt that important
Imagine being an Asgorefag and straight.What are you? A woman?
>>563776191I need you to write a whole paragraph of you doing this to me and making me cum
Carols hidden feeder fetish.
>>563774678Fave wishes he could return to Inis Mór to live out a life as a simple fisherman and wear cozy knitted turtlenecks all day
>>563776293You know the rules and so do I*Holds up a sign with picrel in front of you*
>>563776447*walks up and also____ taps sign*
>>563776273People said this about Noelle
>>563776447B-b-but..-
>>563775858Baby you know its going to hurt. Now do it. Walk into the water.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c61jlHO3rVM
i am so lonely
>>563776645Nothing in this life is free
The only alcohol I like the taste of is lager. I actually like it. Even if the low alcohol content means I can’t get drunk
i am SO SORRY
I wonder if fave still makes mead with juniper berries mixed in.
>>563776273She's the only new character that was graced with dialogue portraits (and unique text blips), so that has to be worth something.
>>563776873all the other posters are scared of me
Looks like the Cloudflare(/maintenance?) issues got ironed out for real now, that's good
>>563776873Anon everyone is scared and alone it's the human condition. It's why you gotta find people and do stuff to stave off that existential dread for a little bit.
>>563777041*starts sporadically farting*
I wish I was born a child soldier sometimes
Do you think Asgore will get the respect he deserves in chapter 5 or will Toby humiliate him even further?
>>563777309you would not be Raiden
>>563777389humilation ritual 100%
>>563777309get martyred
>>563775696
>>563777309You can still join the foreign legion or whatever
>>563777406I wish I was
who here has the fattest juiciest ass
i'm drunk and horny. i want chara to jerk me off. i want him to wrap hiiis bony creepy fingers around my dick and jerk me off. anmd i can jerk him off too. and i want to make out at the same time and feel his tongue attacking my mouth in previously-repressed desperation while i massage his balls. and whisper to him, what do you think of being human now. not so bad is it? huh? not so bad. i want to make chara feel like maybe it's not so bad. i really do.
>>563777389redemption followed by unceremonious ganking, paralleling his UT fate
>>563777502raiden didn't want to be raiden dumb dumb
>>563777006>lagernice Im the same with Eristoff. I just stick with G'n T to get wasted.
>>563776363Carolknight taking in Tenna's comatose armless body to nurse him back to health with the Santa diet
>>563777243the people fave found have drifted away due to life bs and the silence is suffocating
>>563773120my cousin....
>>563777309I too wish I was a soldier either as a child or an adult. Hell, it doesn’t even need to be modern combat. Kill me right now and isekai me into being a Viking raider that wears wolf skin and let me pillage entire villages. That would be a more meaningful life than anything that you can do in 2026 even if I do only live like 20 years.
>>563777609in fact he straight up had this conversation with Senator Armstrong lmao
>>563777498France doesn't need them as much anymore and it doesn't take many dudes to hold French Guiana. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_military_withdrawal_from_West_Africa_(2022%E2%80%932025)
if sexualizing minor characters is at least significantly equivalent to sexualizing real children and seen as taboo why is shipping them and headcanoning them as having various sexual and gender identities not also seen as weird and taboo. wouldn't it be weird for an adult to ship two real minors
>>563777609Thankfully revengeance changed that
Favethinks all of you should get up from the puter sometime, go outside, get vitamin D and maybe then you will end up finding a purpose in life
>>563778009he goes grimdark at the end but he calls Armstrong batshit insane for wanting to give everyone the hellish life he grew up in
>>563778081fave, it is eleven o clock at night where i live
>>563778081im sorry to say this but the last time anyone could find a purpose in their lives was before 2020 the door has been fully shut
>>563778000youve never had a kid, its not weird at all
>>563778081I gotta go to work.
>>563778275Hey how come this guy gets to have a job but I don't
the purpose in my life is picrel
>>563778335he stole it from you specifically
>>563778335You snoze, you loze buddy.
>>563778217there he is :)
>>563776873hang with us fren
What does this mean?
>>563778448it says december but that upsets her
>>563778448wing ding noelle
>>563778081vitamin Dick yumyum
fave is going to eat an entire auntie annes hot dog bites bucket fuccccckkkkkkkk i i mean fave fucking loooooooves pretzels
I love him
Let’s all start a militia in Africa where we can kill people and do awesome shit like that and do what we want all day that’ll be our purpose in life. It’ll be like the mother base in MGSV or Arma 3 Antistasi. What should we call ourselves?
>>563778448it's cyrillic and a reference to noelle's russian ancestry
>>563778448Cookies keep track of where you've been and what you do on the internet. Susie does gutsy things, Ralsei does fluffy things, and Noelle does things she doesn't know. (snowgrave)
Im timmy sans
>>563778139Midnight where i am. Which is perfect when you wanna walk around in your city at night. just you alone while everybody sleeps. smoking a cig. letting it linger in the air, and visiting small key locations that were once important to you at different points in your life.
>>563778642the stupid gay faggot fat chud moid and foid gang
Rouxls Kaard's throuple is foreshadowing Kris, Dess, and Asriels relationship
>>563778642That's so forcibly edgy that it makes it sound nauseatingly cringe and makes me want to bully you
>>563778642The Underground.The Poopshitters. Susie's Idea
>>563778642This but we kill the boers
I’ll be the guy that shoots people and burns down huts and gets W loots in the /utg/ milita
>>563778642DUST AND POWDER
Let's start a milita and autonomous zone in Seattle, Washington where we kill people for no reason and there's also a designated breeding slut that gets passed around when we get bored.
I'm building a treehouse in the /utg/ backyard no moids or foids allowed
the /utg/ militia won't fit in the U Haul cause their asses so fat.
>>563778991Can I also do this
>>563778448It glitched.
The utg militia only lasting for a month because everyone will then catch every single STD known to mankind and then die from that
Is Noelle Russian or French?
>>563778448Noelle can see the actual code instead of what it's coding for in the game.
Is Noelle RED or BLU?
>>563779172Hometowner
>>563779171you act like any of the thread denizens have had sex before to catch one
>>563778642shit, i remember raiding FOB's endlessly on pc i must have disarmed atleast 130+ nukes.
>>563779171Hey son/daughter, Russian and African militias somehow make it work despite that.
>>563779246so americank
Can I just lay around and collect welfare in the milita
>>563779523No. Can you not read?
>/utg/ militia when chapters get delayed because the /utg/ militia is terrible PR for Tobysoft Inc. and he hires real mercenaries from Constellis to take us out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PI-dBT7Lt4&list=RD6PI-dBT7Lt4
I'll be the guy back at base cleaning and maintaining all the weapons because i don't wanna shoot people and am autistic about small arms
lazy welfare queen fave
The subfaction in the militia that just has gay sex nothing else
>>563778730that sounds truly aesthetic. however where i live has a lot of drunk people around at that time. i bet kris dreemur doesnt have this issue.
>>563779720boner
>>563779725Alphys broke the barrier she's allowed to laze around all day
>>563780005but then she'll just become a big nerd blob
>>563779834me too, I don’t know what bubble that guy lives in but I’m definitely getting raped and dismembered if I wander around in the dark
>>563779285so if some retard starts making nukes at the /utg/ militia... dont ask me where it disappears.
https://youtu.be/XZmAfKN38_M?si=cKTaOTvcdq5JFFzByou seem to get a real thrill out of slaughtering the enemy. i want those hands grabbing my face. and my neck. and my shoulders. fingers going into my mouth. my arms. my chest. my hips. i want those hands carrying me, handling me. doing whatever they like with me. powerful hands. determined hands. hands with a purpose, so help them God.are you frustrated about something?
>>563780083Getting fucked half to death by an amazon goddess every night is good cardio
>>563778642This but in America. Let's build a network of tunnels throughout appalachia and the rocky mountains from which we wage a peoples war against the great Satan.It's the only way I can think of to force Toby to make Deltarune faster. My primary concern in life.
>>563780175I ENJOY ALL THE KILLING
Deltarune!It took 1234567890 years to make.
The /utg/ milita would be a matriarch.
>>563780350There's already a bunch of tunnel networks and bunkers and silos. You know, operating as military bases and such.
Making the moon crash into earth in three days and making sure everyone knows the only way to stop it is the immediate release of chapter 5 of deltarune.
I am stronger than all my classmates at the /utg/ fighting academy
I would die for my /utg/ queen as long as she reads me bedtime stories at night and gives me a handjob
I don't want a militia. I want a utg forest commune.
>>563780640Who is your utg queen?
/utg/ sets up its own separate blockade just outside the American one to collect oil tolls to fund fat tenna cosmetic surgery.
when you walk away
>>563780792You gonna hear me spray
>>563780092I'm sorry you don't live in a "bubble" anon
Deltarune took so long to make Bam Margera is skating again
>>563780702The beautiful woman that’s reading this
>>563780601boner
>>563780978
>>563780175Same but I also want to feel their lips, tongue, and teeth. To be tasted and held close...
mmmm fuchvhfjkj i’m so fulla noodles and fish and greens mmmm i’m such a big boy
>>563776196Hometown is supposed to be portrayed as more normal world, where yes even though there are monsters who can bench press cars they are still civil people who live normal lives. The mayor isnt going to brandish a fucking katana at the child, whos also the biggest minority in the entire town, for character development. If a fight happens, something has gone HORRIBLY wrong
>>563780092>>563779834i never had this issue. my city is dead silent at night besides a few people also wondering around aimlessly like me. overhearing a few conversations about guys crying about their ex gf's or similar.
>>563779235RED.
>>563781115>whos also the biggest minority in the entire townand not to mention neurodivergent AND a minor
>>563780645Forest communes fell apart with legalization. Once the hippies could smoke they came out of the woods so it's just the nazi cultist compounds out there now and they are building a lot of them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_lspS2VQYs
>>563781115Weird route carol fight would be kind of based
>>563781279boner
>>563781098of course i want that too. to taste and be tasted. it wouldn't be complete otherwise, it would not be perfect. to be as close, and as intimate as possible. i want nothing less.
Let’s all be nazi occultists where we try to summon demons that would be cool
>>563781115You're saying that like Carol isn't involved with the Dark World adventure at all
If Jevil is actually wearing a mask because Shadow Crystal meth fucked up his appearance like with Spamton then that's cool, but I wish that was revealed in-game instead of through fucking MERCH
merch for a demo?
Guys I got a great idea: What if we started a religious cult and stationed our headquarters in Waco, Texas. We'll stockpile several illegal firearms and have questionable ethnics and sexual practices.
>>563781612Worse, we are getting lower quality merch now for a paid demo than when it was a free demo years ago.
>>563781612merch for an episodic release...?
>>563780608*hums the song of time*
>>563770670sorry *waddles away with suspiciously protest-shaped belly*
>>563781741I’ll be the atf gunmen
*scooters way with deltarune chapter 5 sized fat rolls*
I thought the Square Enix overworld sprite accurate plushies were neat
>>563775442Eye of rahh
Maybe there is something else I can do to ease the pain of boredom (8)
Square Enix SUCKSSquareSoft RULES
>>563781873Square Enix™ brand Delta Rune™
Just ate a lot of triscuit crackers with pepper jack cheese and Sriracha hot sauceToo many even
I bet the merch guys were so happy to have a loophole to make Kris and Susie merch with.
>>563781956Square and Rare. Yup, the don't make them like that anymore.
>>563782118Name 3 rare games that aged well
>>563782118boner
>>563782118Konami...
>>563781478Admittedly, yeah I completely forgot fighting Lightners in the dark world isnt impossible, but I still stand by that if it happens with Carol, there's something going wrong. Why would the adult ever think "Yes I, a mother who knows the pain of losing her children, should fucking slash at these children with my real sword". We're supposed to be thinking of the lightners as real people, real enough that merch of them would feel wrong, so thats a major leap in my view. At least Berdly was the same age as the gang and had enough arrogance and insecurities to push him to fight
*marches off yonder with jowls full of chappy 6*
>>563782191SHUT UP TAILS!!!!!
>>563782190DKC Conkers Bad Fur Day Banjo Kazooie NEXT
>>563782258vaguely mentally ill post
>>563782341>conkerYOU LYING SHIT
>>563781741Just in time for new Boards of Canada, it's perfect!
>>563773120Lovely
>>563782190Battletoads, Donkey Kong Country, GoldenEye 007.Each just as beautiful today as the first time I laid eyes on them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5rAjOjTGtc
>>563782258>there's something going wrongyeah no shit have you been paying attention to the story at all? seriously?
guys... something BAD is going to happen in deltarune i think!!
WOKERYETWOKER…THE WOKENESS KEEPS GROWING…THE INCLUSIVITY CUTS DEEPER.ALT RIGHTNESS READINGS NEGATIVE.THIS NEXT DEBATE SEEMS. VERY.VERY.INTERESTING.
>>563782450boner
>>563773120>>563773120this is soooo fucking good. baby noelle is soooooo cute and carol looks sexy in her wetsuit and sunlasses...stridarian even. is she doing tai chi? also dess in the back in a jaws shirt kek. you do the best little scenes like this.
*posts and random picture as soon as I see it*Thoughts?
>>563782605I saw the tweet and it wasn’t all that funny
>>563782793>men have long noses>women have snoutsWhat does this mean?
*snuggles up on you**you begrudgingly look down at what I’m watching*https://youtu.be/P5XgP-ZSYRshttps://youtu.be/PHzJ1X19o0E
>>563783013snout is cuter and implies a small nose at the tip of the snout and long noses are considered masculine
>>563783037I thought he was wearing peaches crown
>>563782190>Kameo: Elements of Power a true hidden gem. my childhood. The Elemental Warriors still have some of the best character designs i've ever seen. The OST still plays in my head sometimes.>Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and BoltsDont care about the hate for it. i enjoyed creating all kinds of vehicles when i was a kiddo.>Conker’s Bad Fur Dayjust pure kino.
>>563783000*It makes sense why TRUMP was so quick to find a new talking head.*After all, the old one... Charlie. What an act to follow!*They say he created the RHETORIC.*However, his life... was cut short.*One day, he fell to his creation, and...*Will Erika end up the same way?
>>563782793You know what? The thing I'm most excited to see in chapter 5 IS the new triangle faced female minor enemy and not very important miniboss. Thanks for asking.
>>563783013Women are pigs and deseve to be hog tied
>>563783337No
>>563783104It was bulbasaur for me and will always be a venasaur team
>>563783337Yup and then we eat them after we haveSex with them
goodnight /utg/
>>563783260Nerd: can't wait to see the new important main boss, secret boss, and other relevant plot points!Chad: I can't wait to see the next literally who minor character we are gonna draw fucking.
>>563783473>your anon fucks dead pigs
>>563775442>ox nose piercingNot Kris
>>563782628I really enjoy when people point out little details I put in. :) I didn't think Dess' jaws shirt would be decipherable at that resolution! Thank you
Why is people having sex with just their shoes left on hotSaid uhhhhActually no one in this town wears shoes except for Kris and Susie, what the fuck? Maybe the Holidays, but it still looks like hooves, so it barely counts, and that was just in Dess’ room
Fave just learned there is going to be a Netflix Charlie and the Chocolate Factory movie where Wonka is jailed for the blueberry thing and its probably going to be criFUUUUCKKKKKKKK TENNA WONKA PARODY WITH PLUEBERRY INFLATION I CANT EVEN KEEP UP THE BIT *starts masturbating furiously to obese spamton in tennas pipis factory**and pluey inflation*Actually how would that work would the suit inflate and be stuck like that would the juice leak out of his microphone paws uhhh ummm
>>563783692doesn't San's have slipper's
>>563783740Its crazy how that one scene spawned a whole genre of porn.
>>563783779Slippers are different from shoes, technically
>>563782324YOU MIGHT KNOW EVERYTHING I'M GOING TO POST BUT THAT WON'T HELP YOU SINCE I KNOW EVERYTHING YOU'RE GOING TO POST. STRAAANGE, ISN'T IT?
>>563783692naked with shoes on is more naked than completely naked
>>563783692People wearing only one article of clothing like underwear or shoes is often sexier than a fully nude person, because one piece of clothing implies disrobing, exposure, and reminds us of the societal norms of modesty that the subject is breaking, while full nudity is just the neutral state of our bodies. Feet are also just really fucking hard to draw which is another reason why I keep the shoes on when drawing porn
>>563783175>nuts and boltsI always wanted to play that, i mever hated the premise of building your own vehicles. Overhated because it wasnt Banjo Threeie and then the botw sequel copied the idea and all of a sudden it was cool to build things using an IP that wasnt known for building things we live in a heckin society
>>563783871I hope before I die I can spawn an entire genre of porn from at least one scene I've done.
Do you realize...? Do you realize something? Let me tell you, if the Hunting Association of Utrecht... sees those posts... that you put on the damn Internet... they could arrest me for bestiality, and youd be out on the street?
>>563773120I accidentally skimmed over this without noticing, this is really great and I like the mood it has a lot
Fave Sex (with hats on)
>>563784078lmao
oh my god chara is so sexy. jesus fucking christ almightly. christ on a fucking cross. they're. so fucking hot. i mean jesus. i don't mean to take the lord's name in vain so much. but jesus h tapdancing christ. motherfucker. chara as an adult is literally the most attractive anyone or anything could possibly be. it's the pinnacle. it's the peak. there's nothing that surpasses them. fucking. uhhhh. fuck. i don't know man. it's too much.
>>563773120I like to see them happy
I wanted to file my taxes but they turned into a qt math obsessed darkner and I dont want them to die....
tenna sex
tenna sex but fat
>>563782472Yeah, that it would force you to listen to Carol's fee-fees and that would stop you from even attacking her.
>>563774898happy househusband tenna
*steps over the bodies of the insanely horny posters*I want chapter 5 I want chapter 5 I want it nooooooowwww.
mr landlord is very spamton-coded
>>563783104i love these posts anon
Deltarune movie but it's about the games development and extremely inspired by willy wonka movies with Toby obviously being the Wonka figure.
>>563785015toby is indeed a wanker
What if the Holidays were bald eagles
How do I kill this tv guy
>>563784859*jets a stream of cum on your legs*
>>563784751what gave you that impression when has this ever been in a thing in utdr
it feels good to know that i have no thread nemesis
Toby inviting 6 lucky fans who won a fangamer contest into his development studio with the grand prize being made his heir only for them to be taken out one by one in elaborately fetishistic ways
>>563785415Queen in chapter 2. It doesn't let you fight her for some arbitrary reason at multiple points.
>>563785513*glomps u*
>>563785524I want a Pippins oc catcf au. Golden tv slop.
>>563785687*holds you close*
there's no one closer to me than chara. they're the closest to me anyone has ever been, that anyone could possibly be. i may never know anyone as well as i know chara. our bond is unlike any other. until death do us part, and perhaps even beyond! wouldn't that be nice. ohhhh, wouldn't it be nice.
>>563785685You fight her in an arcade game, on the mansion rooftop, and an inside a giant robot. You fight her three (3) times.
I fight my thread nemesis in tight spandex and we both have very strong homoerotic tension with each other
>>563785831Why dont you get to fight her in the actual city, she just stands there and puts her hands on you and you do nothing
tenna sex but its mettaton
I really stared at this for 5 seconds thinking it was Deltarune fan art
thread nemesis to lovers...
>>563786061Why does not getting to fight her at that specific point upset you so much? you sound like joseph bulkin
>>563786165That's just Kraut and Doomer, dude.
>>563786181If she was standing just a little further away or keeping distance with her flying chair it wouldnt be a big deal
>>563786341what
>>563785785That's unironically a futa Chara, M!Charabro
>>563786521i know. i've seen their art actually. but actually i don't care. because it's masculine enough. their porn art is hot, it's fine. i like futa in general, i guess it's acceptable the way that artist does it. it's fine. that's my official opinion.
I miss Krabs and Peeny Hurte
Oh man oh no I messed up and I did a thing that will make /utg/ specifically mad at meeeeee :(
>>563786832i forgive you thread bestie
>>563786465There's this scene where Queen is drinking battery acid in the Cyber City and she comes to kris and starts touching kris and then they come to each other to play the arcade gameLike, what? Am I supposed to be scared of her when all of this is played for laughs, I'm so confusedLike, the only thing the scene does is waste time, you dont do any fight, get any items even, and it neutralizes both Berdly and Queen as a threat
bulkin on some hot cheetos rn
>>563786884So you arnt mad that accidentally gave all the fat faves Ozempic?
>>563786936CoL… but for Queen
>>563787014i prefer it actually
>>563786936Berdley is never a threat lmao dude
>>563786936This is a bizarre, petty complaint, bulkin
Who let that Jew back in here
the fun gang doing the origins easter egg
>>563787151I'm not him, but, yeah, its petty....so what. Its personal preference
>>563787325this started with you claiming we wouldn’t fight carol because we would have to listen to her feelings instead I think you’re just retarded
>>563787325You can say its personal preference to not wipe your ass after shitting. Doesnt make it not retarded.
*steps on scale**666.6 lbs*hehe i’m bulkin alright*gets anuddah donut*
FUCK YOU FAVE RAHHHHGGGGHHHH
>>563787482nta but this morning I took a massive shit and forgot to flush and it was sitting there all day and I had to shit again when I got back from work but I had to wait for the first shit to flush before I could shit again. Really ruined my day, said Fave Underrune
>>563786936I'm getting flashbacks to those Mother 3 threads...
>>563784080Thank you
>>563785015The 5 secret bosses are the 5 golden ticket winners and get the same punishments in order
Bathroom scale Darkner who wants fat people to step on their face
>>563788358they had this in Wii Fit, just without the fat fetish part
fave stole a canister of nacho cheese sauce from the taco bell backroom and is now eating out of it with a spoon
