PAIN Edition>News:Patch 8: https://baldursgate3.game/news/the-final-patch-new-subclasses-photo-mode-and-cross-play_138Patch 7: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-7-now-live_121Patch 6: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-6-now-live_108Patch 5: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-5-now-live_99>Wiki:https://bg3.wiki>Mods:https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/>FAQ:>Q: How often should I long rest?>A: Many companion and romance interactions occur when long resting. Some early lower priority camp scenes can also be missed if higher priority ones are queued. To advance companion quests or romances, make sure to long rest often.>Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path?>A: If you knock her out in Act 1, yes. You do miss out on the sex scene, but otherwise the romance remains the same.>Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass?>A: Either, or both. It's recommended to clear both on higher difficulties for the experience and loot. Both connect to the same Act 2 map.>Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially "Tav+"?>A: Yes. You get additional content, BUT there are points where, if you've chosen to resist the Urge and/or don't complete quests the "right" way, you'll have to pass additional checks to avoid losing companions.>Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles?>A: No, for the most part. However if you've consumed any tadpoles, there will later be a DC 21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which affects your appearance if consumed.>Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice?>A: Karmic Dice will avoid streaks of low rolls, both for you and the enemy. It is recommended to disable it if you're specializing.>Polls:>Romance: https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ5kJXYn6>Race: https://strawpoll.com/kjn18WPzeyQ>Class: https://strawpoll.com/eNg69DKKjnA>Companions: https://strawpoll.com/bVg8o8l3VnYOP pasta: https://rentry.org/bggpastaPrevious thread: >>563469447
Gorion's Ward once said:I am excited for DivinityIdle Champions of the Forgotten Realms is an official Dungeons & Dragons tm game.Minthara is canonically 150 years old, pansexual and neutral evilI collect barrels and throw them at every boss including MintharaMinthara did not watch Viconia leave in her childhoodMinthara is the throat goatI respect all women but MintharaIf you romance Minthara you are a horrible personIf you romance Astarion you are a great personI ascended AstarionI romanced ascended AstarionI play with lots of mods onI fucked Halsin and Shadowheart at the same time and loved itShadowheart is right not to use her birthnameShadowheart is not chaotic evilShar is neutral evilGale was groomed by MystraI play sorcererI camp castYou can't find Mayrina's brothers' corpsesKarlach is okay for using soul coinsWyll is a real characterI sympathized with KethericI play male TavI love dragonborns, halflings, gnomes and dwarves
>>563778158in /bgg/ threads, half orc women are goddesses
>>563778250This is a thread for handsome young men.
>>563778475>handsome young menwhere?
>>563778250yes
>>563778529cute
>>563778475we should have had a gortash companion instead of asstarion
>>563779057
>>563779193a 200 year old undead will invariable smell worse than gort
>>563779057eww gross
>every single post in the thread thus far is huddenAnyone have something that isn't a shitpost to say? Playing a stealth archer has shown to me that the game really doesn't handle stealth all too well compared to other games. Yesterday I went invisible, went up to a spot in the rafters where no sight cones reached, fired a roaring thunder arrow, got a successful stealth check but within .2 microseconds I was doomed, detected, and caught.
Gortash is a ugly smelly bastard
>>563779775truth nuke
>>563779737cute and saved
Narrator already confirmed Gortash is handsome, Bane won.
Sex with Tamaryn, yes-yes.
>>563780106this but the narrator
If Daddy can fuck his daughter then I should be able to fuck my sister!
>>563780106
>>563780412just bhaalist things
>>563780094Narrator lying out of her ass
>>563780412No Orin for you, have fun with the butler.
gortash was supposed to be younger & hotter before they cast jason isaac to voice himright is a fanart btw
>>563780094The narrator was describing a vision sent to you by the Absolute/Elder Brain, no? It wasn't actually a description of how he actually looks but of how he appeared in the vision.
Why doesn't Bhaal offer you his daughter? Is he retarded? Why would he have a sexy hot daughter dressed in the most slutty BDSM clothing and not use her to tempt horny young boys into obeying him? Why do gods have such low iq?
orin would shank you
Orin is a good girl that obeys her daddy.
>>563780985The narrator also says that Gortash is handsome in priestess Gut's memory, so at least we can confirm Gut finds him handsome.
https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/22447?tab=descriptionit's up
>>563781417Well priestess Gut is literally a mind raped goblin having her mind under the control by the Elder Brain, same argument applies here.
>>563781456Why would anyone in this thread care about Astarion content?
>>563781808Goblinoids often find bigger non-goblinoids sexy without mind control, as we saw with the bugbear and the ogre.
>>563781941this, take the wyllpill
Ascended Astarion thinks spawn Astarion was pathetic.
>>563782261spawn astarion would outlive ascended astarion because he's not trying to conquer the world while being a level 12 vampire
>>563781456is there thrusting?
>>563781456>they use Wyll in the videoawful couple
>>563781886Didn't see the new thread whoops.Idk man. Losing 4th and 5th level spell slots kinda makes the mystic scoundrel thing not great. Imo sword bard 6 is great, just it needs to multiclass into casters. Otherwise a paladin or EK is likely just better. EK 11 is still 4 attacks per round with 7 on action surge
>>563782870>>563783291
>>563783378>this is the actual release poster in chinawhat did they mean by that
>>563783420perish
>>563783378>no Mizora
>>563783420Companionfags deserve the rope
Just started BG3 for first time. Decided to make a patrick bateman elf because of my tendency to murderhobo npcs that slightly inconvenience me. Dark urge good choice for first playthrough or should i go with noble?
>>563784952dark urge for sure, watch out for spoilers though
How many tries did it take you guys for golden dice?
>>563784952Durge I think is fine, but imo it's kinda better as the 2nd run after a normal tav. BUT if you're gonna be full murder hobo, go for it.
>>563785036cool. will it be obvious how to avoid spoilers or is that just a landmine for future me to cope with (probably wont be devastated or anything)
>>563785727there's no real way to avoid them
>>563785656maybe charisma will make up for it
I just completed an evil run where I dominated the brain for Bhaal. Who should be the 4th party member be in my good goy run?>Gale (me)>Karlach>Wyll>???
So the Rivington Rat Eldritch Knight is objectively the best martial ranged build, right? Only downside is that you need to farm slaying arrows.
>>563778475young man?
>>563785648First try, but I played ultra safe. If my current self were doing that run I'd have made a lot more risky plays.
>>563787298the what
how squishy would a party of only divination wizards be
Shadowheart
>>563789224Basically an Eldritch Knight that uses a Titanstring Bow, buffs haste every fight, uses arrows for all shots and a few more minmaxxing shenanigans. Has the highest damage output but requires farming. Sword Bard is essentially a low maintenance version of this that does less damage because you can't use slaying arrows with your flourishes to double dmg.https://www.reddit.com/r/BG3Builds/comments/1cnz4s3/the_rivington_rat_eldritch_knight_12_archer_top/
>>563789641>its just an archer minmaxwhy did they name it after that band of jobbers though
>>563790967>EK archer was popularized in the Larian Discord Server by a user named Rat and, while strong at all stages of the game and at any difficulty level, it becomes insanely overpowered once you hit Act 3: hence the name for this character, The Rivington Rat.
>>563779442I think the bigots behind these race-swapping mods are misguided. Sure, there may be too many freaks and midgets in Baldur's Gate, to the point where it starts to strain disbelief, but I would argue that this is deliberate worldbuilding. "Half"-orcs are relegated to occupations where their brutish strength is best put to use - bodyguards, mercenaries, enforcers, and ruffians. Safe to say, Skoona is never going to amount to much more than throwing drunkards out of the Elfsong. Dragonfreaks are relegated to occupations where their freakish appearance is unsurprising - weapon merchants, bards, and entertainers. Deep gnomes are terrorists ("freedom fighters") who operate outside the law. Other midgets either aspire to a life of crime among the Zhentarim or the Guild, or a life of insignificance that befits their height-challenged condition. The refugees, who are mostly tieflings but not only, should not be seen as an exception - they exist outside the social order and are quickly turned into scapegoats. As for the wealthy patriars who pull the strings and control the city? You guessed it, they're all humans or elves. This distribution of races and roles is not coincidental. Consider for a moment what is lost by flattening this deliberate difference and turning everyone human or elven and equal in status. Despite the detractors' claim that Baldur's Gate is too diverse, the reality is far from playing to the idea that diversity is the city's strength. Neither is it suggesting some kind of patriotic sentiment summarized by a fantasy e pluribus unum ("out of many, one"). Not every race is equal. Most importantly, this social hierarchy is contrasted by groups and factions that deliberately eschew racial discrimination - be it the Emerald Grove, the Harpers, or the Absolute cult. Everyone is welcome among these, as long as they drink the Kool-Aid. But when it comes to ordered civilization, that is not so. As a drow, Minthara understands the value of hierarchy.
>>563787298I skimmed the comparisons and I'm not convinced it outshines stealth archer. Why talk about the resources you gain in combat if you just never enter combat to begin with? There are very few forced combat encounters throughout the game (ie. ones you can't stealth snipe to death) so while EK Archer does well in those areas I can't see it beating unlimited attacks (until you get caught).
>>563778025Snazz frog.
I like damaged goods
>>563780106Double-yes from me as well.
>>563787298it depends on what you want to do.Hunter 11 war cleric 1 is used to facilitate some nasty shit with black hole, combustion oil, volley, and a fire sorcerer. its really just for volley so play a different build until 11Gloom 5 assassin 4 fighter 2 war cleric 1 is by far better when doing stealth memes, but mostly a solo build. Not really great for a party and awful when playing with other peopleSword bard 10 2 fighter or 1 fighter 1 wizard is a good archer while having unbeatable control spells. Also is a party face with expertise for sleight of handEK does the sword bard thing generally better, but needs arrows of many targets/slaying and scrolls to really eclipse it. Which sort of means a lot of pickpocket or vendoring.Arcane archer or BM fighter is okay. Really solid early game IMO, but I think by act 3 the other builds have eclipsed it.All use the titanstring bow, and should constantly be considering when to use slaying/many targets. Personally, i find sword bard or the non-EK fighters the most fun. I don't like consumable farming, nor do i like solo stealth archering.
>>563792150Manrthara as a midget
if your build requires finite items then its not really a build
>>563793450good thing stealing is infinite
>>563783684Where's the uncensored version?
>>563793450I don't really agree with this. Elixirs are finite items and many builds rely on them.
>>563794703steal them, respec, level up to refresh shops, steal the 100g from withers and do it all over again. Its literally infinite
>>563791554>>563792115
>>563794807Having a million copies of a one use consumable item doesn't make it any less finite.
>>563795430its infinite copies. if you need them, they are there for you to get, as many times as you need.
>>563795501And it's still not infinite. Not unless you mod a single arrow to actually be infinite.
>>563795652Sorry you failed basic reading comprehension, skipper. but hey there's always 6th grade
>>563795761>no defence, shift the goalpost because he knows the arrows aren't truly infinite>belittling reply to hide incompetenceDon't bother replying to me again.
>>563795976Nigga you're the one that shifted from>Elixirs are finite itemsto>actually we're talking arrows nowAnd you STILL can get them infinitely. Elixirs even last all day and you can respec/refresh/pickpocket slumber potions to make ONE elixir last all day. Kill yourself.
ladies ladies stop being autistic
>>563796104My Baldurian in Erastil, don't engage with the namefag.
>>563796232your honor it wasn't infinite rape, because there was more than one cum shot
>>563795430don't bother with small minded people
>>563796232I like discussing the game. I don't like "discussing" it with shitposters. All I said was that finite items do add value to builds and a build is a build even if it requires finite items to function. Apparently that triggered someone.>>563796360>anyone I don't like is the namefagFuck off.
>>563796478They're infinite though. Consumed on use but infinitely acquired. Finite items DO make the build though and most items are finite. There is a finite number of Band of the Mystic Scoundrel rings, for instance. You're unable to get two trickery domain doesn't count
>>563796478Its you autistfag
She's the funniest halfie I know!
>>563797735>halfiethats our word (halflings) how dare you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcsXGHl_hwgwhat goes through my head every time i space bar through shadowheart's convos
>>563798005You can't take it back!
>>563797584Italian frog
>>563798239we halfies will never forget this
>>563798909Just put your clothes on!
>>563799183That’s a murder so foul that even Bhaal is stunned.
>>563799340There are worse ones
>>563799469lol, wow
>>563799696Yes
>>563787298Min-maxing becomes moot once you can already reliably one-turn bosses. That's what the min-maxer community does, but you'd just be copying someone's build. In that sense, there isn't even a point in farming special arrows, since you only really need maybe two Arrows of Undead Slaying against Cazador, two Arrows of Fiend Slaying against Raphael, two Arrows of Dragon Slaying against Ansur, and so on. The game is easy enough that going out of your way to stock up on very rare consumables is a waste of time.
>>563800770This is actually my biggest issue with the minmax community. They fixate on shit like damage per round, but aren't factoring it overkill, or even attack accuracy, and always in these hyper theoretical scenarios where you had infinite prep time. And EVERY fucking build recommends the same few items (helmet of arcane acuity, mystic scoundrel, spell DC stuff, etc) as if the other characters that are providing the support setup to facilitate the autism just don't do anything else. Fuck it makes me mad.
I KEEP ROLLING CRIT FAILS WITH ADVANTAGE
>>563800770>one turn bosseswell yeah youre not doing this unless you play like a minmaxer
>well yeah youre not doing this
>>563804326haha funny manbut the existence of lower difficulties the fact people wipe on those difficulties and the low clear rates of the game on any difficulty as evidenced by the ending achievement unlock percentages show that the average player doesnt play that wellthe fact you think most people are out there one turning bosses means you dont actually know what most people play like but i wouldnt expect anyone on 4chan to understand autism is a prerequisite for posting here
Lae'zel is love.Lae'zel is life.Lae'zel a miracle of the universe.Lae'zel might've done some things wrong, but she's still a beautiful person inside and out.
A man and a woman sharing a drink, staring deeply into each other's eyes. Anything could happen.
Nettie, my beloved
>>563807570reddit should have asked for her
>>563806683cute frog
>>563807570>game has no attractive shortstackswhat a massive wasted opportunity
>>563780903But that version is uglier
I like current Gortash.
>>563808615Me too, i think he actually is handsome and that's why i always end siding with him
>>563808761I just like his voice. A fun voice is enough to make me like or dislike a character.
>>563808060>game has no attractive shortstacksThere is Nettie
>>563808060roah
>>563810235>looks like a dykeyuck>>563810179show me nettie in slut wear because with clothes on shes not much of a looker
>>563806683
divinity needs more lesbian drama fr
>>563816135There's some lohsebille lewds but blue board etc
>>563818407Astarion has different responses to the player bringing up Halsin based on if he is a forever spawn, ascended, and pre-Cazador. I think most people see his pre-Cazador response but the spawn responses after he's completed his quest are more chill.The game dropped the ball in not including the wood elf poly lore, whether in media or dialogue options for players. In Act 2, if the player character is double dating, they can ask "Why not both of you?" when it's time to choose, so it was a missed opportunity to neglect a unique wood elf dialogue option revealing that is a common cultural practice.If doing the foursome as a spawn, he switches to performance mode and dissociates, looking "miles away." Vamp lord Astarion has different interactions + a cold, hungry look to his face after the deed is done.Halsin will offer to join player characters + their romanced companions with the drow after the main couple agrees to join. Halsin will not initiate a foursome with the twins and player character if the player character is unromanced or romanced to another companion who is averse to the twins.Shart is always down to clown in drow town as long as you do her Act 3 love scene first. This is true if she's a DJ or Selunite.Karlach implies she'd be interested in a group thing if the drow weren't siblings.Gale can be persuaded to join the twins, with or without Halsin, but he always dips and leaves a projection behind. (he may never want to share a relationship, but plenty of irl monogamous couples have tried a rare threesome or foursome), The projection watches the spectacle and the orb glows.
I have to be Faerun's worst rogue with all the advantage nat 1's I have been rolling. Perhaps I should see Withers about a new vocation?
lol
>>563778475
>>563797584She's mimicking a handjob. Left hand's cupping the balls, you see
>>563780239>Malady>narrator>Nyrissa>Wenduag
>>563797584
elsewhere>>>/aco/9177140
>>563819975
>>563819975>MizoraThis bitch is the hottest female character in the game and it's not even a competition
>>563820094Maybe as a human.
>Mizora actually felt angry and disappointed when I refused to cheat on Lae'zel with herNext playthrough I'll make it up for her.
>>563820575gay
>>563819816>WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE
>>563820575
>>563820953Why is she such a drunkard? Apart from the fact she's british I mean
>>563820978look at her party, it's full of weirdos
what is this face she's making
>>563821106Long face is long
>>563820978Forgetting is holy in Sharran religion so getting blackout drunk is a holy offering.
>>563821106>when she gives you that "I can't wait to make him a cuckold" look
>>563822191
>>563821049
>>563793450if your build requires using game mechanics then it's not really a build
>>563822272Sounds like he wants another dose of concentrated sunlight.
Wyll is so cheeks
>>563825243Wyll is the coolest member of the party, he told me this himself
>>563787220Shadowheart (reject Shar)
The game is objectively improved by not having Wyll in it. Even with the loss of Mizora.
>Helia: I always knew I was destined to something great, heh.I'll leave the details to Alaundo.
>>563827423
>>563828176Yes, and take your cucklock with you.
>>563828808I'll take the pact with Mizora, spare the others.
>>563828860If we could ditch Wyll and take his place in the deal with Mizora…
there's no non-racist reason mizora has a sex scene and not wyll, NONE
Why don't Tav warlocks get a hot devil mistress NPC of their own to talk to?
>>563795149I always respec her to remove all light abilities, so she has to use toll and I don't get how a wis ability can fail so often when her wis is 20+Shit's fucking retarded. The difficulty of this game isn't real, it's just not being able to hit anything. When you can hit 100% of the time, the difficulty disappears even on the highest modes.Also, I'm leveling a new succubus, but I'm probably gonna change her to druid for a bit. Succ is a fun class, but it just don't work co-op.
>>563830034
>>563830034god bless swen and all the larian gooners
>>563828176Tits too small
>>563779737is that Lohse?
>>563831074>>563831280Skerbie's Queen's Garments outfit mod made for Morgana Evelyn.Comes in a slightly thicker "queen" body and a slightly less thick "princess" body. I'm using the princess. Tehre's actually a really cool armor in it now, I might make a fighter and use it.
>>563829682It probably wouldn't have taken much time to make one, but it would have been too much work to take into account all those whose devil patron is a hot devil guy or an ugly bastard. Never mind all the slimy Old Ones and archfey mommies.
>>563831721yeah they share the same VA
>>563828176>>563832186I know it's cliché, but I'd like her even more if she had that sweet bloody red skin tone. I'm a sucker for that
Zybilna/Tasha archfey patron voiced by Amelia...
>>563831847It's work on tieflings?
divinity needs a companion voiced by theo, that's the least he deserves after larian cucked wyll
https://youtu.be/TxReXIhOSxg?si=KSijnsv4wYn9lx5uadd this cutscene to the pile of things that will never be restored because we won't get a definitive edition
Favorite eye color on a woman?
>>563832919Red
>>563832867Remnants of Halsin's anti-drow racism still remain in act 1
>>563832523No, sadly.
>>563832919blueee
>>563832302
>>563833320tits too big
>>563833410Nonsense!
>>563833320link mod
>>563829682Aterei's contract on r34video dot com...
>>563833320why she red also how did you make the boobs big
Rip helia
Opinions on camp casting?
>>563819816Incredible.
>>563844135it's broken but it'd be stupid to seethe over it since larian never nerfed it, not even in honor mode
>>563844135Longstrider my love
>>563844135Agin it.
halsin is so JACKED it's almost funny
>>563844135Tryhard minmaxing in a piss easy video game. Genuinely shameful behaviour.
what next
>>563845410cock wherre
>>563845876I use an auto buff cheat mod instead :)
>>563845937why divinity of course
>>563846365why the lizard ass so big
>>563846365HURRY UP SWEN!!!
>>563846484cleavage and butt sizes are altered by the outfit you wear, this is why laezel suddenly has medium sized tits when wearing the robe that shadowheart always wears in fanart you know the one the white one
>>563844723Honestly weird that they never removed it, buffs by companions not in the party should just not be active. Warding Bond being able to be cast by a camp caster is just retarded.
I am reminded of an absurd recent post that called these hours the "comfy" ones because "we actually talk about the game even if the thread is slow." Well, there's your "discussion." The parasite's daily routine of nothing-posts about the non-character, cut halflings, and Larian's Next Game. At least that garbage is "comfy" to someone.>>563844135It sits in this gray area of "technically allowed, but most of the time not justified from a roleplaying perspective." When players talk about camp casting, they're not usually referring to just a Longstrider freebie. They mean spells such as Warding Bond (2nd level), Freedom of Movement (4th level), and Heroes' Feast (6th level) that provide game-changing benefits at no cost - or without risk, in the case of Warding Bond. Compare it to spamming long rests to refresh a trader's inventory and stock up on elixirs. Technically allowed. But also an admission that you didn't actually feel like playing fair.
Would.
>>563847386well somebody has to take care of gnome ladies since all the male gnomes are gay
>>563847270wah wah wah nobody caresBumpnagel jumpscare
You should always slaughter the grove just to fuck Minthara once per playthrough before you reload.
>>563847270you don't even play the game fatty
>>563847270I wish the game were hard enough post level 5 to warrant it. I like the idea of non combat companions still providing support and contributing to the quest rather than sitting in camp playing with scratch all day. The logistics division, if you will. It feels more realistic to me that they're still finding ways to help you, but the game just doesn't need it sadly.
>responding seriously to itAutistfag just won't learn
>so sassy black woman "Fist" with stupid haircut tries to act tough>progresses 5 minutes into the game, talk to a guy that tells me to speaks to someone next to him>it's a sassy brown woman with undercut and nosering tries to act tough>goes to lower city to speak to some cop>Oh my! It's a female black gnome with the same stupid haircut from first pointFuckin' hell...I am not some incel that bitches about "muh woke" stuff, but even for me it becomes a bit too absurd
Let's talk about Sebille's tummy
we needed a sassy blue gnome paladin companion
>>563848102yum>>563848153yumyum
>>563847940I don't care about your weirdo feud with each other over NPC romances. I want to talk about the game.
Let's talk about having a threesome with Sebille and Lohse.
More and more, that ugly squid talking in my head makes me want to turn him into takoyaki
>>563848286>npc romance lol The guy who calls everyone is a p*rasite doesn't play the game and just copies his ""opinions"" from his fav poster
>gnome & threesome hourssigh
>>563848963trvth nvke
gnmome hours always
>>563847386It's always about sex with these "people." These "comfy" hours sure are filled with deviants and degenerates. They would have you believe that finding Lae'zel and her kin pretty is contrarian behavior, and then plaster their disgusting fetish all over the place. A critical lack of self-awareness, or maybe just plain hypocrisy. Expect more midget spam in retaliation because I dared to call it out. This is what these creatures have to offer.
>>563849276
>>563849427Manthara pregnant with gnome triplets!!
>>563849427notice how the schizo didn't post a screenshot to prove that he still plays the game
>>563848569Unmod Shadowheart immediately.
>>563849627not his screenshots in the first place
>>563831327is this shadowheart or a follower cosplaying as shadowheart
Who would Origin Barcus romance
>>563850174probably gale
>>563832919
>>563850242nasty
>>563849790
Gods; I love (female) butts so fuckin much...
>>563849790whatever game i play i must sloooooooooop
>>563850174>Fagnome
>>563848569>>563853315But why did you change her face?
Why are there so many fags here?
>>563853893Why not? I like to try things. If anything it's her voice I'd like to change
Those afraid of beauty eventually prefer pigslop.https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/482057201/#482124272
>>563854260mantyfag only makes ugly
>>563854260will you shut up already let him mod his game he's not hurting anyone at least he plays the game
>>563854056E*rope, probably
>>563854056gortash turned us gay
>>563848569Smooching right after discussing how to take over the city
Imagine all the rape you could do once you control the nether brain...
>>563855408>Smoochinggo back
>>563856841Where? In your mom's pussy?
>>563854102Mhmm..I change their hair because every run is a new "multiverse" and things will go out differently, even if its the same people.>it's her voice I'd like to changethe one who shall not be named made Gale and Astarion chicks, I wasnt really a fan of that. I think AI voices are gross.
>>563819816Fantastic. Where did you get the assets from for the edit? Her clothing especially looks AI generated.
>>563819816>>563856998Back in my time, we only had photoshop for memes....*siiiiiiiiiiiiiip*..those were the days
>>563856964Is it your cute half drow
>the one who shall not be named...lives rent-free in the pig's head.>Back in my timeDear Mintharafag, there is no language barrier.
>>563857575can you stop evading filters please
filter evasion don't real tho
I just thought of somethingwait for ita cyberpunk game from larian studiosFUAAARK
>>563857497a War Clericthen she multiclassed into Bladesinger and cut her hair
>>563856964manthyfag is a gross person in general
>>563858107Fuck no.
>>563858252whyyy
>>563858113cute>>563858138trvth
>>563856964Didn't know there was actually AI voice mods. But I don't think I'll use that anyway
I wonder what our favorite ceo is doing right now
>>563858778They sound really bad, and the characters acts in the exact same way, same mannerism, same everything.It's a tasteless gender swap in my opinion, but it's a single player game and I'm not gatekeeping waifus or husbandos.
>>563857837"Can you stop evading filters please?" asks the dishonest shitposter, even as it replies to a post with two obvious keywords that can be filtered. Even when the slop has nothing to do with it, the pig still has to share its own slop. Not an attention whore, by the way. Even when the topic has nothing to do with Mintharafag, the swine still has to cry about them. Not obsessed, by the way. Thus ends the so-called "comfy" hours. Back to our regularly scheduled programming of pigslop and zero-effort parasite shitposts.
>>563859674How did Mantharafag cope with AstarionSerana fucking 4000 people before meeting him
the same way you cope after shart fucking halsin after meeting you
>>563859978>>563859674great we only need the resident namefag and all the dead 3 will be here
>>563859978He made his waifu: the rape victim Serana, have Astarion's bodycount. Not very nice or pure of him
>>563859809You talk about the namefag more than the game. Sad, but there's no shortage of your kind here. Most of the namefag-obsessed shitposters are profoundly stupid.>He was groomed to become a sleeping agent for Mystra>If we talk about character manipulations by deities, Mystra is worse than Shar for how she behaved with Gale.There is a pattern.
Mystra does suck ass though, just not solely because of Gayle
>>563860454more like MIDstra
Mystra loves little boys
>>563860317Divinity Mystra groomed Divinity Gale, you can mod them both into midgets
Which origins are worth playing as besides durge
Yes, yes, all gods are awful - it's supposed to be a "theme" or something, according to the enlightened swine. But did Mystra groom a grown Gale, who was in his early twenties at the earliest when they started their relationship? The swine and the parasite think so. Both are moronic and repulsive creatures that like to joke about grooming and sexual abuse.>It's fairly easy, see: when Cazador sent Astarion to the kennel to punish him, do you think Godey boned him?>It's a silly double entendre, as "boned" usually refers to a sexual act, but since Godey is a skeleton and when know he has beaten Astarion, the joke becomes a textbook example of absurdism.Subhuman.
after doing some research it turns out that halsin is perfectly fine with cucking the player's romance if both him and unromanced astarion are in the party, the romanced companion is at camp and the player is talking to the drow twins
>>563861236gayle, you get unique items you get a camp cat, extra spell slot etc
>>563847270>spamming long rests to refresh a trader's inventoryIf you do that then you're just retarded. Leveling up refreshes traders so all you need is a hireling dedicated to infinite respecs.
i love orcs I wish we had an orc companion to annoy astarion with
>>563861578Does he dislike orcs?
I wish this little shit had more dialogue. A redcap summon would be cool to have too.
>>563861792probably? he's a mega chud
>>563861867We love Shovel
>>563861867>redcap summonNow that I think of it, this shouldn't be too difficult to mod. Just use the existing assets to make a once per long rest summon redcap spell, and add some of the creative insults they have when you talk to them to their combat voice lines. Relatively little effort and the effect would be really good.
>>563861428Right. I'm assuming the perspective of the player who argues that because it's dubiously justifiable from a roleplaying perspective, then it's not like abusing an exploit. Maybe the party does take extra long rests, for whatever reason. That's not as reality-breaking as a trader's inventory magically refreshing in front of your eyes as you level up Withers's flesh puppet. Such rationalizing is common. Sometimes it persists even when these players become cheaters. The swine argues that tripling its party size is actually "roleplaying" and not cheating.
It's incredible how he accuses others of stuff he s been doing himself for years at this pointthe evading, the off topic posting, the pavlovian obsessionI wish you could find solace in other generalsoh sure the weekend is coming alright>>563861867>>563862506You guys will never believe what I found with this thing called 'google'https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/8515
>>563863343he has a crush on you fr
>>563863343Neat but I'm not installing a mod that adds a whole subclass, that's a little too much meddling for me.
>>563863690fair, I had so much mods at one point my PC exploded and I lost a whole character save.Like, there's an incredible amount of super giant and big mods with lilke just a couple useful stuff I want for my run, wish some of them were more modular
>>563860572This. It really feels like she groomed Gale
I love modding my game and camp casting
>>563865415manthy tranny!
I don't make up stories in order to slander. There is no need when the nature of the creature is apparent. These screenshots that serve as proof of cheating did not materialize out of the ether. These quoted lines that butcher the English language were not fabricated. Everything is accessible in the archive.https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/503099073/#503226256https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/503099073/#503226705The observant noticer will note the overt falseflagging. That's one thing you can't pin on Mintharafag - obsessed shitposters stealing their name to ramble incoherently about how "being sexually abused is not the same as being used as a prostitute to attract hundreds of victims for your master." The worthless cheater that can't even come clean about its cheating is also the first to falseflag. I just think that's interesting.
>>563866918>theirI know he's a tranny but come on...
What is this faggot yapping about?
is he ok
>>563866918you have been seething for hours
>>563867423average wizard
>>563867419ignore him he'll kill himself in a few months
>>563867423I can't imagine playing bg3 that often
>>563867423*in a Minthara voice*...wizard behaviour. Deranged, at best.
>>563863690That's fair. Shut up now. This isn't about you. You don't matter. Let's talk about the only person who matters here - me. Let's talk about my screenshots and my Tav. What do you think of my pretty Ilmatari?
>>563868351Love how she pronounces wizard like a slur
>>563827726If only midget races actually looked like this in game.
>>563868450>gaylefucking ICK
>>563867781He's gonna be so mad for more Divinity news
did they cook? should larian add a milf to their next game?
Wizards have so many spells available, you just have to memorize and rank which ones are actually worth your time.
>>563869856Fireball.
>>563869968...is ass once you reach act 3
>>563869856john from baldur's gate
>>563867781>trust-provoking image
>>563869203I think that question answers itself.
>>563871876based & hopepilled
>>563868569>In Menzoberranzan [insert horrible fact]
>>563832867>nooo you can't have minthara>astarion and dj shart are cool tho
>>563869203>>563872063hags need FAT TITS to earn my full lovea hag with tig ol bitties is peak
Malady romance in Divinity
>>563873675that would make divinity the game of the century which is kinda crazy because bg3 is already the game of the decade
https://youtu.be/j13GHuQnRCU?si=_DM3SZNJsmLTfDqrdivinity will be my goty if they got a companion as cute as shadowheart
>>563874057Trust, anon.Also, I love her spell chants:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRQsM46lWjE
I don't care about companions
>>563874607
>>563874607Why not?
>>563874695Made me laugh.
>>563874863In most games, they're just romancebait for retards. RPGs obsession with it will never make sense to me.
>>563875154what doesn't make sense to you? It's part of the fantasy. Be the hero, slay the dragon, save the day, get the girl, etc.
watching lae'zel grow as a character was great thoshe went from saying fay-run to faerun
>>563875154At least in RPG games from the east, their people are very lonely. They study until they drop to get a good job, then work until they retire. If you don't find romance in either of those settings then you live a solitary life. The romance in RPGs helps them forget their loneliness and helps them cope with the rat race they will be stuck in until their 60s.
>>563875516>stuck in until their 60s.very optimistic of you.
I love romances in my video toys
>>563875427>she goes from vlaakith supremacy to orpheus supremacyshallow growthin the end she still wants what all githyanki want to kill all illithid and then conquer the planes
>>563874057i don't trust them to not monkeypaw us again.
>>563876154If she's diplomacying with the Githzerai god-king seriously as she says, she and Orpheus will have to give up on that.
>>563876259oh it's bound to happen, you're literally playing the waifu roulette
>>563876534please don't summon him
>>563876534
>he actually deleted his postthank youuu
>>563875383It's fine for a story to have some, but a lot of RPGs get a lot of focus on it, to the point that I think it hollows out the characters, the narrative, and absolutely hollows the discussion around RPGs. A good half to 2/3rds of the writing for every character feels like it's "I am HORNY for the player". When games are already really sparse on words compared to other media, it comes off as wasteful pandering.>>563875516I'll have to take your word for it then, cause I haven't played a lot of them. Most of the JRPGs I've played don't seem to have the level of you-sexual companions that western RPGs get.
>>563875427How do you "grow" perfection? Protect your allies, eviscerate your enemies with a huge sword. Simple as.
>>563876932what did he say
>>563876317yeah im sure they will stop right up until vlaakith is killed if they can even manage that
>>563878154He said nothing. There is no wall in Ba Sing Se.
>wallWar* Anyway let's just proceed as if nothing happened. What's the one job (subclass if you want to be specific) you value the least in your playthroughs of BG3?Hard mode: it can't be Rogue or Ranger.
>>563878405Warlock after 2, cleric after 6, barb in general.
>>563878405Rogue/Ranger enables dual wielding. There is nothing I value more than that.
>>563868450Cute. Is xhe trans?
Sex with white human male monks of ilmater
>>563878915Are you retarded
>>563879159Yes
>tfw no bg3 expansion>tfw no bg3 standalone>tfw no bg3 companion season pass
>>563879657You got no companion IRL either
Would you a gnome?
>>563880037Gno way fag
>>563879905haha they should cast you as withers for the upcoming bg3 movie>>563880037sure but not one as ugly as yours
>>563880180Only thing withered here is your potential
>>563880037yea
>>563880180All gnomes are ugly
wulbren gets ton of gnome pussy
I liked my gnome but I haven't played her far
>>563880668cute
We're showing new characters now?
>>563880718thanks :3
>>563880875aylin's little sis
>>563878915I was kind of implying standalone which is why I excluded Ranger/Rogue.
>>563878405Barb
>>563880037who said I didnt already
>>563848067One of them gets burned and drowned in the river by Voss' dragonIt was a very based moment.>>563863343Literally just use the 5e mods. Either Mystra's or the original(both have their positives and negatives).Mystra's seems abandoned though. At least, I've never seen the in-game manager version update. I don't know if the creator updates it on Nexus or not. Either way, both add a summon fey ability.
Honest thoughts on teachings of Ilmater?
>>563880668Damn, what face mod? Gorgeous gnome
>>563882692their followers are cute and have a thing for kinky stuff. Ilmater is the patron of the suffering, oppressed, and persecuted
>>563881039She is a selunite, yes!
>>563883194>their followers are cute and have a thing for kinky stuffThat is complete slander.
>tell a fag with a history of biting you without permission to keep his fangs away from you during sex>he throws a pissy fit and leavesi honestly don't know what he was expecting
>>563848067>complaining about DEI is a problemi simply believe that people who get their role because they have to play the marginalized card are subpar actors who wouldnt get a job otherwise
>>563883546you know what? fair enough, I went too far considering this guy and Loviatar are in the game too
>>563877985making lae'zel appreciate the culture and customs of faerun
drugs are bad mmmmkay
>>563884928It's so cute how shy she is about this for being a big tough warrior, she even looks around first to see if anyone's looking. But also fucked you without a second thought. Best of both worlds?
>>563882868I am positive its from the popular face onehttps://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/205
>>563882220
>>563885245its a sex vs love kinda thing, she might have experienced sex prior but not intimacy and love; i feel her whole romance arc is about growing the woman aspect of her not just the warrior part, with the egg and a permanent partner thing illuminating parts of her she's never experienced prior
>>563880875
>>563880875Is she a paladin or a cleric?
>>563886970Cleric, tempest domain
There are Astarion lovers ITT, right? If I were to ascend him but refuse to become spawn, does that end the relationship?
>>563889854Yes but the breakup happens in a long rest scene so there are some creative ways to get around it.
>>563874607Newsflash - neither the swine nor the parasite does. One subhuman will slop them up and unnaturally turn a hireling into "Orin." The other only cares to the extent that they check diversity boxes. It wants a lizard companion. And a midget. And an orc. And a hag. When this general has grown bored of talking about existing companions, we can pivot to "talking" about hirelings-turned-companions, cut halflings, and whatever the fuck is trending on twitter. When this general becomes devoid of human posters who still care (about anything), there might still yet be crying about the (absent) namefag. Anyway, what's your least favorite class?
>>563883230>>563889674Tempest is not really a Selûne domain. How do you justify it?
>>563885917Sister!
>>563890383I'm trying to break the minimal long rest habit because I lose out on a lot of camp events by not long resting enough. I might just persuade him to remain a spawn and see if we can live a new life together in the Underdark.
>>563880875>>563885917Cute.
>>563890513Barbarian. I hate rage so much
>>563899548Oh, I'm well aware.
this is what we do with githyanki in /bgg/frogschizos need not reply
I often think of my wife
>>563902105Name three things you like about her that are non-physical.
>>563902105same tbqh
>>563902105this but a certain half-human cleric.
>bear sex unprompted
>>563902105Name three things you like about her that are physical.
>>563902105I often think of anal with your wife.
>>563902105Name three things about her.
>>563902105Name her.
>>563902105Name.
>>563902105Name her, or I’m going to name her for you.
>>563902105I dub thee Butterface, for that is the blandest fucking elf I’ve ever seen.
>Shadowheart recognising the Gauntlet of Shar is a DC0 check>>>>>>>>>Amazing. Even when they make it impossible to fail, she still finds a way to miss.
Hot take: Honour Myrkul isn't that hard provided you can delete the mindflayer in one turn and don't skip the ketheric phase.
>>563905667shadowheart you ignorant slut
>Incende!MISS!
>>563906062>don't skipWhy? You can kill the mind flayer turn 1 and still skip the Ketheric phase while getting all your pre-positioning in.
>first time ever getting the Enemy of Justice debuff>I'm stuck with it until I finish this ActIs there no option to repay my debt to society with coin? Blech.
>>563904645Anon doesn't have a name for her. Anon thinks a pretty face is all that's needed. Anon has spent years evading the question.>>563905597It's a pretty striking face, as far as I'm concerned. Bright blue eyes, strong features, elven beauty. Probably the best default female elf face. Much better than the vast majority of modded Tavs that try very hard to be special.
>>563910062agp face
>>563910062It’s the very definition of “ok”. It’s not drop dead gorgeous. It’s not aggressively ugly. It’s just acceptable.
What are the best outfit/armor mods?
>>563914045Anything made by Skirbie.
>Shadowheart's underwear is Shar's underwearBros I can feel it... to be embraced in Shar's bosom, I will become a Sharran...
Why is Lyrthindor eternally bugged?
>>563914464You mustn’t pursue the Sharrusy, brother! It leads only to depression, despair, and nihilistic hedonism!
Is this supposed to say none? I thought EK ran off intelligence. Is it because I only have utility spells learned?
I have a question. If I kidnap an NPC from Last Light so they don't die to the curse, are they still treated as dead in Act 3?
>>563902105Cute elfu
>>563902105This but Nettie
>>563916036He was eternally ratted and now eternally bugged, quite fitting
>>563857212Same here, that's why I was curious of the assets' origins. What you posted is obviously edited by hand. Meanwhile the lightning and the shadow on the chef uniform above is practically perfect for the scene.
SLUT
>>563895941Lel
>Necromites feed Myrkul on THEIR turn, not HIS turnFUCK.Still cleared him without problems though. A duo is much less painful than a solo, especially when your duo partner is an EK with insane Arcane Acuity and a metric butt-ton of AC.
How would you build him?
>>563928774white paladin that drops the game once gale flirts with him
https://youtu.be/xG7U_eyNRjU?si=JXZJb0HhU44OJ0CB
>>563928774divination wizard who only gives you bad portents-->portent doesnt work that way in bg3 only tabletopwarlock who EBs enemies away from the melees then drags the melees in the opposite direction using a spell scroll of dimension door or something idk>>563928990kek
>>563928774Barbarian, just rages constantly.A contrarian, so takes one of the less popular subclasses for no reason.Extremely low intelligence and wisdom. Terrible wisdom save, falls for psy-ops constantly. Will even randomly manifest negative effects from failed wisdom saves from threats that don't exist, because he convinces himself people are out to get him.Talks about combat all session, but when an actual fight breaks out he makes excuses and says fighting sucks these days and he's depressed so doesn't feel like fighting. "They don't make fights like they used to".Most of his opinions on feats, class features, gear, and strategy are secondhand from influential barbarians who post on the Mystranet, if you ask him to explain he will call you a harper glowie.If you say you like another class or recommend him a feat or item, he will accuse you of being a "shill" for the manufacturer of that armor or weapon, paid to get him to wear it.
>>563930945
https://youtu.be/yApztstC-28?si=Mw6_jjkhDhkV6Unb
https://youtu.be/rMfvEROcPIY?si=vtqoWXDe8AzKLOF3SUMMER GAME FESTLARIANSUMMER GAME FESTLARIANGO SWEN GO GO
>>563905314Very cute. What background did you use for this?
The lack of breast slider really grind my gear. I'm ok with slender or fit fighters, but I want my tiefling sorceress to have big honkers, like the TTRPG counterpart I used to play
>>563902987This but it's her natural hair.
Why is Shart's face so long?
>>563943268she looks fine, she just has bad angles because bg3 looks too realistic
>>563902987
>>563944440>elf>frog (good point for originality)>human>elf>elf>elf>elf (fag)>tiefling (nice)>human (retard)>human
>>563944805hey we call it the game of the decade not the party of the decade
You vill eat all the worms!
>>563930945>Extremely low intelligence and wisdomI have a low opinion of /v/, but I'd hate to think the swine would be representative. /v/ might call the game overrated and woke, but that's performative outrage for the most part. The swine calls BG3 the "Lord of the Rings of video games," and then claims that Mystra groomed a twenty-something Gale. It genuinely believes that so many companions being in an abusive relationship with their "parental figures" is some sort of "theme." That is genuine stupidity, not performative.>>563937361Off-topic garbage that circumvents filters. The hypocrite will conveniently ignore this.
>playing female half-elf cleric of Selûne and romance Shadowheart for sis/sis incest vibes Yep, game time
>>563949293Make her BT3 and give her a huge futa cock to mirror Aylin/Isobel too
>>563950368Aye, I can do that
>>563777935This game is so fuckin gay it makes me skin crawl at time. I'm not talking about Gayle hitting on you and that kind of obvious shit, just how little details are. You have different dick choices, but no way to adjust boobs, the drow twins in the brothel are not treate equally with the fuckboy having like 4 or 5 different options while the girl doesn't, male gnomes are fuckin gay, all depraved like this fucker from OP are males...Gameplay is clearly a step in the right direction with how interactive it can be, but my god the writing is dreadful and the degeneracy really is as subtil as a brick in the face. No wonder why the tiktok sluts that read stories about getting sodomized by a minotaur loved it. Fuckin crass
Divinity will be bg3 but straight and kinda chuddy
>>563949293does she look like Shart
>>563949179SYBAU NIGGA TEAM LARIAN FOREVER BG3 IS ONLY THE BEGINNING SWEN NATION WOOT WOOT
>>563832919blue
>>563832919Blue for redheads, green for blondes
>>563952154Only 23% of players finished BG3 on Steam btw
>>563952617Interesting now let's see how many people finish the average crpg which is way smaller and has way less permutations and replayability
>>563952617most games are like that
>>563906632I think it's slightly easier to manage the Myrkul fight with less necromites and don't mind wasting a little bit of resources to do so. Granted there's surefire ways to keep him from healing if you do the skip i just feel like it's more of a lock to also do those things while isolating him prior.
>>563949293>Sarevok wants fem durge to have Bhaalcest with little sister Orin to make a new blood lambThe impregnation thing might be an issue unless shapeshifting can handle that
>>563952820cute Marceline art
>>563956709Wouldn't this just make another impure mutt that's not even half what Durge is?Or maybe Durge's rancid coom would only combine with the Bhaal dna in Orin's egg and reject the rest.
>>563957263Sarevok may just want to increase the purity of his own bloodline with Orin x Durge, but Sceleritas mentions that durge should make little spawnlings too. Maybe Bhaal has an breeding fetish, strange as it may be for a murder god.
>>563949179don't reply to me please
>I hate living in a society where the discourse around the object is more important than the object itself. BG3 gave me hundred of hours of fun, joy, sadness, everything I could ask from a game, and more. It will always have a special palce in my heart, like many other great games I played. I never played any Divinity game, never played a Larian game. Bethesda was once a great company, after Morrowind and Skyrim it went to shit. Bioware went to shit. BG3 was lightning in a bottle, they've been working on it for many years, and it's the work of love of many people. It's The Lord of the Rings movies of videogames...for now.
>>563958554>...for now.
>>563956709>>563957263>>563957997To my understanding, every Bhaalspawn is technically Bhaal's son. I'm not sure how genetic works, if they share the same DNA, I'm pretty sure the lore is not that granular about this just because, yeah: Bhaal wants simultaneously as many children as possible, AND complete total annihilation of life.I think the idea is to have some sort of battle royale (with cheese) among his children, and the last one standing will be Daddy's #1.That's kinda why incest doesn't really matter in the long run, they're all going to die at some point.Also Redeemed Durge has to die for Withers to "remove" their Bhaal blood, so there's obviously some kind of magic inside those blood cells.That cut Durge finale with the gnolls (sigh) and the not! Berserk ending scene
>>563959501Bhaal removed the blood himselfI think it was Greenwood said they can't ever be free of Bhaal though. But with Bhaal ripping the blood out himself and killing Durge, it might truly be over.
>>563958554kill yourself
>>563959501Bhaalspawn are also his means of returning if he gets killed like during the Time of Troubles.
Orin is incest-bait
>>563958775For the stupid swine that treats games and stories as products to be consumed and replaced, there is always the Next Best Thing around the corner, clearly. At best, an excellent award-winning product such as BG3 might hold the prestigious title of being the Lord of the Rings of its medium for a few years, until it is inevitably replaced by something "better, bigger." In a few years, Astarion will be forgotten (if he isn't already) and the next Astarion clone will be even more abused, even more pitiable, even more evil, even sexier. That's how you end up with an average rate of three games of the decade in a decade. No wonder the swine is your best friend. You have a lot in common, including stupidity.>The soundtrack is great because it won many awards!>I like Swen because Swen is liked by everyone!There is a pattern.
>>563960973kill your
>>563959835>Bhaal removed the blood himselfOh you're right! I got that part wrong. I'm sure the Durge situation is a one time thing becasue Jergal himself is involved
>>563960973>and the next Astarion clone will be even more abused, even more pitiable, even more evil, even sexier. you're crazy if you think larian isn't going to make astarion clones after his success, you're getting cowboy astarion, knight astarion, prince astarion, cyborg astarion, dragon astarion
i mean isn't sebille an astarion clone already
>still replaying seriously to it
>>563961394oh shoot I forgot about that
>>563960973sex with Galadriel
>>563961406wrong word teeeheeee. Divinity Astarion boning >>563960973 with modded Divinity Manthara
>>563961520t.Gimli
>>563960116I thought you enjoyed reading pigbabble, copied verbatim. You should be thanking me.>I guess I've been wrong then, I saw a video about Neil talking about some "similarities" about him and Astarion, and I can kinda still see the resemblance.
>>563958554What is this? Ser Porcival?
>>563958775Maybe this time they'll find how to make black hair right without the need to use mods...
>>563959835>But with Bhaal ripping the blood out himself and killing Durge, it might truly be over.Sarevok sends a letter if you didn't kill him and refused Bhaal that states that the urge to procreate will still kick in and your kids will be Bhaalspawns.Bhaal has no more control over you if Withers ressurects you but i guess even Withers can't beat genetics.
If I get the shar spear, does that fuck up the lorroakan part in act 3?
I took the wyllpill
>>563955437I did all the things you said while skipping Ketheric, it just requires the use of Greater Invisiblity.
>>563965936I will let you know in a day or two. I killed the Nightsong but saved Rolan, I plan to kill Lorroakan and knock out Rolan if necessary but in theory Rolan should still take over the tower.If you didn't save Rolan then yes, you are locked out of Lorroakan's help from the Gather Your Allies quest.
>>563966785So? Go on
>>563968842Gay and cringe
>losing an honor mode run
>children goblin disappear in photomodeYet you can still kill them? loll
>>563780106>>563780561>>563792976Based Tamaryn chads
Halsin doesn't care about the age of consent
>you'll have to wait until they're older to tell them some of your stories>at least I'll be able to tell them about sexWhat the actual fuck? Why would Halsin immediately think about sex stories when talking about stories not suitable to children?
>>563974012Not for children. He's saying he FUCKS so when they are old enough to learn about sex he will have tons of stories to tell.
>>563974012He's the sex guy
>>563974012Because Halsin is a degenerate pervert who thinks of nothing but sex. You can’t so much as have a word with the guy without him assuming you want to fuck.
>"Our w*zard is already in a state of suspended combustion. *evil laughter*I fuckin love her
>>563978878>she calls him the WIZARDYou can't say that unless you are also a wizard. Minthara needs to be cancelled ASAP.
>>563978878it's funny cause Minthara would love neutral Gale if he was the main character
>>563980585>My face belongs in those tits btwftfy
Oak father preserve us all
>>563981904Sexo
>>563980521Minthara likes wizard Tav and compares him favourably to Gale.
>>563978878
>Minthara dislikes wizards>Gale is a wizardAHAHAHAHAHAA so funny!!
>>563983270minthara is funniest drow i know
>>563983527Unironically. She is the funniest character in the game
>>563983270stopping shitting your pants over something so insignificant
>>563983270you can't really blame them we're starving for companion chemistry in bg3, we gotta take every crumb of characterization we can get between party members, to this day I can't believe the MONSTER HUNTER doesn't have a single scene where he calls out wyll on being a vampire or when he tries to bite tav
>>563983571IN MENZOBERRANZAN
>>563983590hm. i'd say lae'zel is a little bit funnier than minthara
>>563983839ill have to disagree there nothing laezel has ever said has made me laugh
Let me write about it every thread I am XDing!!
>>563983571
>>563984030see >>563983619
>>563984030let people enjoy things
>>563984004i dunno, frog and minty are the only two that made me laugh. i guess ass does too but that's more like >haha he's a fag
Any time Minthara mentions Menzoberranzan I imagine everyone else in the party making the iconic face from Soul Eater.
>"Let me write about it every thread I am XDing!!"
>>563984621>>563983619
Its so funny, she doesn't respect wizards!!! And Gale is literally a wizard???
I am now going to mention Minthara's w*zard jokes every thread because it generates uncontrolled amounts of seethe from one particular individual who is most definitely a diagnosed autistic.
notice how nobody cries about the schizos spamming their garbage but people memeing about gale is enough to trigger spergs
>>563984951spamming what
>Lae'zel is mentioned 500 times in a 750 limit thread>no one bats an eye>mention Minthara and Gale every so often>REEEEEEE STOP THAT RIGHT NOW I'M GONNA SHIT MY FUARKING DIAPER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHmm, interesting. >>563984951 may have a point.
>>563985398Toadcels are repulsive but they are always here
>>563985570I don't even mind anymore, I've come to accept that there will always be at least one of them here 24/7. I'm just pointing out the double standards. If you're going to seethe at one thing, you should seethe at the other thing or you have no ground or basis for your seethe.
>>563985786how new are you
>>563982847Yes.
Druid's definitely a cooler summoner than wizardGonna try playing a summoner druid with this new mod subclass. Book of druids on the in-game manager if anyone wants to check it out.
>>563986295>pubesbased
>>563986295stop gooning
>>563986545this is the goonzone
>>563986545I don't usually get the goon mods myself, only lore friendly stuff like 5e.But when I play with my friend, he always gets a bunch of coomer stuff, so I enjoy it while I have it.
thinking of making a 4elements monk to see if it's fun despite mechanics, like the idea of a half-drow but looks like every other kind of elf or half-elf has better racials for a monk
>>563986545That's not gooning. All he did was take off her clothes.
>>563971017You can use the custom difficulty settings to get every honor mode setting, then toggle off the single save feature. Last I checked this wasn't possible, since the legendary actions were not a custom option, but I've been told they updated it to include everything.On the other hand, your save being deleted if you die is half the suspense of honor mode, so this might defeat the purpose. The game is significantly more fun in my opinion when you have self-imposed rules to cut down on cheese, you install some difficulty mods like tactician enhanced and additional encounters, and you are in single save mode.
>>563990840
>>563984821Almost nothing in these threads is genuine these days. This includes complaining about the mention of Minthara's (amusing) contempt for (male) wizards, while spamming a voice actress (>>563973612, >>563980585, >>563981904, >>563986257) is clearly off-topic garbage, yet is treated as if it were the most normal thing in the world. The reaction, however, should not be to force any kind of posting just to spite the (performative) complainer. That would become artificial as well. Just post something beautiful, interesting, or funny, and the thread will respond in kind.
>>563990840thank you for the advice shadowheartfag
>>563992438Why didn't you report, you love to do that.I know your screenshots are your boyfriend's but you posted a gnome hm??
>>563992438 thoughts on lizards & dragonborns?
it sure is good to know we have a namefag who loves shadowheart so much we should all make sure he knows how much he loves her by calling him shadowheartfag from now on in appreciation of our favorite companion
Shadowbabyyy & Brothara
>namefag makes an informative post>5 offtopic posts from sharters afterwardsand the sharters will insist that its the namefag that's the problemjust get over it fags everyone knows what she does and what happens to you
>>563994098thank you for glazing yourself shadowheartfag you forgot to put your name back on btw but its okay we can tell from your love for shadowheart that its you
>namefag>informative post (You)
>>563994098
>>563994098>just get over it fags everyone knows what she does and what happens to youminthara literally sees past that when she tried to flirt with shadowheart sooooo why can't you?
his presence makes the thread even worse
>tfw you mention minthara oncehttps://youtu.be/nKI__J_Vkas?si=Ib_6-lrUyp3VAiAs
>>563994726There has never been a namefag or tripfag in the history of /vg/ whose presence has improved a thread.
Ahh. Smells like miserable cocksucker in here.
>>563994896please dont talk about shadowheartfag like that he lifts us up and inspires us to be better while representing the best wife in bg3 shadowheart
>>563994813No.....
>>563994896Smells worse over here than a dozen rotten eggs dropped in a vat of vinegar.
>>563994412
The HBO version of the frog just leaked
Nettie kinda cute..
>>564000335See, if Nettie looked like this in the base game I would be advocating for her being a companion in a heartbeat.
>>564000335what mod
>>564000741Realms Restored
I hate to admit it but Kagha was right.
>>564000335You made her pretty!
>>564000335Why does she look like a human now
Lae'zel is the funniest gith I know.
>>563920518>no repliesFor the record, the answer turns out to be no, they are not automatically killed or treated as dead later in the game. They survive and make it to Act 3.
>say that refugees should be kicked out>>>>>>>>>>>>>Astarion disapprovesWhat use does he have for refugees? Is it because some of them could be cuties he could lay with or feed on? But he's in a committed relationship now, he shouldn't be looking at other women.
Korilla kinda cute too..
>>564004849original is better
>>564004849>>564004926Original Korilla is better, but modded Nettie is an improvement.
>>564000335nettie was cute before
>>564006182she was hideous before
>>564006404you are just racist
bard is kinda fucked
>>564006714no i just have tastesmall people (since dwarf is a real dnd race) dont have to look like nettie
>>564004456Assuming this is not a mistake, I think it has less to do with how much he cares about the refugees - very little, if we're being honest - and more to do with the fact you agreed with what's-his-name, even though he's just a moron with a big mouth. Astarion also approves if you make fun of his "Baldurian" accent. Why does your character hate the refugees?
>>564006714Thank you.
Harpy treasure
>>564008213what is gale doing in that armor
Minthara and Lae'zel, the jokesters of the group.
>>564007513Nettie is cute
>>564008375>good friendOkay.
>>564008375they are very funny
>>564008267he's doing "it" (karlach)
rat
lol imagine fucking a frog
>>564009540Oh thank Shar the shadow midgets are now people-sized shadow druids. You need to be this tall to be an eco-terrorist.
chud mod just hates midgets, the schzoid should love it
>dude wot if everyone was a human or elf or half-elf: the mod
>>564010238Based.
Yup. Just finished my Durge playthrough. Romanced Shadowheart after killing off all the other companions so they wouldn't get in the way. Time for another playthrough. I'm gonna play this again. A Durge playthrough this time. I'm going to romance Shadowheart again and beat the game with only Shadowheart and Withers as companions. BTW companion tier listS (for Shadowheart)>ShadowheartA>WithersB>no oneC>no oneKill on sight>everyone else
>got 5 Ranger 3 Assassin 2 Fighter (first time doing stealth archer, but it's also a 2 character run) >just hit level 11 and not sure what I want to doFirst off, I was thinking of rearranging my levels. At first I was thinking (for level 12) of 6 Fighter (not sure what kind yet)/3 Gloom/3 'Sin but I noticed if I want to keep both subclass benefits I'll still end up with 2 feats only no matter how I rearrange my levels.So then I started wondering if I really need Gloomstalker. The extra attack on turn 1 is nice but if I dropped it I could invest deeper in specific classes or even take additional feats if I went 8 Fighter, to make up for the lack of Gloomstalker. Arcane Archer would also let me bypass non-magic piercing resist but I don't remember how useful that is in Act 3. On the downside even if my partner character is a tank action economy is still important when you only have 2 characters to fight with.tl;dr is do you guys think I should drop Gloomstalker? If so, what new arrangement? The only mandatory bit is 3 Assassin because I need to get my actions refreshed if I enter combat. If yes, how does 8 Fighter/4 Assassin sound? If no, what should be the final arrangement? 6 Fighter 3 Gloom 3 Ass? 5F 3G 3A and a one level dip or turn one of the 3s to a 4? I'm experiencing choice paralysis so any input is helpful.
>>564010301Sharran Shadowheart, right?
>>5640104456 Fighter/3 Ranger/3 rogue is fine. No difference in the number of feats and you get all the features of the classes that matter anyways. >8 Fighter/4 AssassinDepends on what you're trying to do. If you really want to exploit the Assassin features it makes sense to keep Gloomstalker. Gloomstalker just means more critical hits on turn 1. There really doesn't seem to be anything 2 more levels of fighter contributes to the surprise status strategy. Having Gloomstalker is far superior when it comes to exploiting surprise. If you want to do something like a dual xbows, dual weilding build, or duelists prerogative it would be better to use thief instead of assassin. But then again thief/any other martial gets the same number of dual weilding attacks or prerogative attacks. Might as well just do battlemaster at that point since it's 3 + 1 attacks at level 11 anyways. You just get it a little sooner with 3 thief + 5 martial.
>>564010805Yes. Then I let Shadowheart to redeem herself. It rubs off on Durge so he has a change of heart about following father and then ends the game settling down with Shadowheart to repopulate the city with half-Lizard babies.
who's gonna tell him sharrans don't settle and a specific group of people seek solace in shadow
>>564010445The third feat isn't a big deal, really. Gloom assassin really relies on that surprise round to kill everything before they ever move. Dropping that for an ASI is a terrible idea. The typical build goes 6 Gloom 3 assassin 2 fighter with the last level being in assassin for a dex asi, a fighter subclass usually battle master, or war cleric 1 for some bonus action attacks per day. Cleric is more for when you're gonna abuse long rests, battle master is my favorite though.Whatever you do, don't stop a fighter at 6 or 8 or whatever. They get the third attack at 11, so either go only to 2, or go full fighter. It's unironically one of the strongest classes even as a full 12. Sword bard 9 and fighter 2 is a good option as well right now too and their next level would get you magical secrets.
>>564011476I forgot that the extra attack is one additional critical, I guess that means Gloomstalker stays. With the Fighter setup I was thinking of something like ASI/Sharpshooter/Alert to replicate Gloomstalker while also being able to benefit from level 7 Fighter improvements like the aforementioned magical ranged attacks from AA + extra Arcane Arrows.And now I'm not sure which Fighter to grab. I was unironically considering Champion because with Sarevok's helm, Orin's dagger, the Undermountain King knife, Champion, and the Risky Ring I'd have nearly a 50% chance to crit with every snipe.
>>564012558sorry i'm retarded, 5 gloom, 4 assassin, 2 fighter with the final level being either fighter or war cleric.
>be Minthy>join party in ACT 2>proceeds to kick Halsin out of his spot>Halsin literally relegated to the cuckshed>bear-spammer posts hundreds of posts with the same five webms every thread to cope
>>564012673You could just guarantee a crit by hold person
>>564012558Shit, I forgot that Ranger is a second level caster and so I need that 5th level for my Pass without Trace. Okay, so I think I'll do 5 Ranger 3 Rogue 3 Fighter 1 War Cleric for that bonus action attack.>>564012760Addressing this and the Fighter BM concern at the same time, those do offer great benefits once combat starts but the crit stuff I mentioned improves my sniping damage before combat. Once combat does start though my Arcane Acuity EK tank can indeed cast Hold Person (or Hold Monster if I steal some scrolls) to help my sniper out. Not to mention I think I like the novelty of finding a use for Champion when it's usually put down as being one of the least interesting subclasses in the entire game.
>>564012673Battlemaster for the utility would be nice. You still get arcane arrows with 3 levels of Arcane Archer if you want to focus on ranged. As>>564012760said you don't need bonus to crit chance if you use hold person/hold monster. And Eldritch Knight is best as a 11-12 levels of fighter so you can get all the features. You don't really get much that's useful with only 3 levels in it unless you really want booming blade/weapon bond and you're not playing a high elf.
>>564013279Don't do fighter 3 and cleric 1 at the expense of the feat from hitting rogue 4. Pick either the fighter subclass or the cleric bonus attacks.
>>564014412Hmm. Weighing an extra attack against critical stacking is a much more difficult choice when I know that extra action is valuable (especially if it's a critical hit). I think I will test out the crit build for now and see how it feels since I already know how a final level of War Cleric will feel. If it doesn't meet expectations I'll just swap to War Cleric.Thanks to all the anons who replied by the way. Your advice helped a great deal.
>>564017078Fighter hitting 11 is literally a 50% increase in damage, before any gear or subclass. Non-hold person non-assassin crits are not worth pursuing. Crit fishing is a huge meme.
>>56401730711 Fighter is a damage increase after you enter combat. If I'm going to spend a lot of time outside combat just regular attacking with advantage then crit stacking could have a real benefit. It's something I want to experience before I judge, as currently I only just hit Lv11 and don't have any of the other crit stacking pieces. Plus I like memes, I once played a Halfling Divination Wizard with the Lucky feat.
Why did she rat out Voss? I thought Vlaakith only had suspicions before this point but Lae'zel straight up said "yeah Voss told me".
>>564017943Voss had already been found out at that point.
>>564017943voss actually progressively gets more injured throughout the game because vlaakith is hunting him
>>564019607That chin scares me.
smart frog
I'm noooooticing... that Halsin's writer had a one-track mind. I can't help but wonder if this was Larian's influence or if he's just demented.
>>564000335Wth you did to her?? Original Nettie is much better.
>>564026751incorrectthat mod improved nettie so much shes actually bearable to look at now
>>564027237That's just your opinion, i think she is perfect the way she is
>>564027810and thats just your opinionunfortunately for you the mod existing means its more than just my opinion
God knows how many Lae'zel fans in here and I had to find this out from the game. You'd think facts about her would come up more often.
>>5640291982023
>>564029396Is that the last time it was mentioned? That's crazy.
>>564027237racist
>>564030730its easy to throw the race card when someone says something you dont like huhi just think the modded nettie looks better no need to bring discrimination into it
>>563964952Would Lae'zel be a front runner, pace chaser, late surger, or end closer?
I know this game has flaws but it's really fun I enjoy playing it
>>564032009Stop being a bitch and say “yes I am, thank you very much”. It feels good. Trust me.
>>564034958sorry if it messes with your world view but i either like something or i dont its that simpleand i dont like old nettiebg3 fucked with all the short races not just her
Good morning /bgg/ and larian fans
BG3 but with DnD2024 rules so humans get a small bodytype making dwarves and halflings redundant
>>564036585Sorry but humans don't get my favourite skill, Halfling Luck.Though I wish Larian had added playable changelings. God I would love to become NPCs and not just use the stock Disguise Self skins.
Why is Astarion racist against short races?
>>564036993because it's funny and larian loves making some of their companions racist
>>564004849shoot yourself
>"Wizard..."
>>564038263>it's a problem if you don't like the way BG3 implemented short races but it's totally okay for people to say SLURS out in the openYou can only call someone a Wizard if you are also playing a Wizard.
>>564038541Up yours, wizard.
>>564039425MODSMOOOOOOOODS
>plays modded campaign A>goes to bed>starts new campaign with the exact same mod list>game doesn't even startModding this game reminds me of the darkest hours on Skyrim.
>>564041032I wish this game had half the modding scene Skyrim did.
>>564019607She really does have beautiful eyes.
Shadowbabz
>>564044036Shadowbabz's shadow baps.
>>564004849that's not a dwarf
