Previous: >>563747438>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Nishino Flower (3*), Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Daiwa Scarlet (Power), SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT), SR Sweep Tosho (Wit)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event>Schedule04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Lucky Lilac (3*), SSR Aston Machan, SR Hishi AmazonNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
Digitan LOVE
Time to rape my jelly stash
I'm getting just over 1000 carnival points per normal race, is that decent? How big of a boost are we talking from chain training the carnival hint skill onto umas?
>>563779143How do you feel about Digitan being well loved here on /uma/?
post buono
Good evening bros, also happy birthday to natie
I skipped work today because I was feeling downBut now I feel down because I skipped work
Craving pizza after work
Reminder that Doto is unquestionably, categorically evil
>>563779431iktfIt's even worse if you take off the day to play uma and all your rolls are shit
There's a suspicious amount of JPuma love in these threads.
>>563779357
>>563779227How do I put it? Nice to see, but it doesn't affect me. If she was hated, nothing would change
>>563779432I've got a slice of pizza right now, are you jealous?
Mambo!
I have over 200 jellies should I just rawdog the event
>>563779717I know I will, I didn't do the spark thing in the first event either. too tedious
>>563779717i did that the last timeits not like you'll ever need them
>>563779707Yes. Fuck you.
>>563779762If you didn't do it the first time how do you know it's too tedious? It's three TT careers
>>563779570I went out to try some new food with my brother and had fun, but now I am home launching uma and having this dread looming over me>>563779739I don't think I deserve this hate
>>563779717You'd save like 30% of the jellies just by doing 1 new run with the carnival spark to at least use lvl 1 instead of nothing
>mindbreaks you
>Do a Gold City career>Borrow Nature Wit for OYL>Buy OYL at some point during the career>Late senior year see Nature is in the second part of the chain>Forgot City comes with OYL as a potential skill
>>563779938surely people wouldn't get mad at this gyaru... right??
>>563779884>doing TT careers at all
booba
>only 40 jellyaieee I don't want to keep checking on RP
>>563779839Too bad, it's all mine.
>>563779575Why do spics use the Spica Trainer as their self insert for everything Uma x Torena related??
>>563780149Okay, then throw it on your parent and use a failed CM run. It's free points
>>563780345better get to farming the spark...
>>563780397I already have parentssss
my kingu forever
>>563779357Baa-baa, Tea sheep, have you any wool?
>>563780565>I already have parentssssYou should at least read how the system works before deciding not to engage with it
I'm not going to read all that, sorry you are not that important to me
>>563780632yes I've read and I still don't get it but who care I get to use my jellies that I will hoard anyway so might as well get some present rewards out of it
>>563780714You literally just proved them right instantly
>>563780714Incredibly based
>>563779887Act like a fag. Get treated as one. It isn't rocket science.Your advices are appreciated but it doesn't erase all the oblivious and annoying things that you do while using the same set of images over and over again.
>>563780749 (Me)oh wait I forgot you don't do it in TT itself because the event is that dogshit whoops !
>>563780714lmao based, love when avatarfaggots get uppity, it's the best thread content kek
>Solo front>16th gate>Pace ESURE LOVE INSTALOSING DUE TO BEING TOO FAR OUT
>>563780749It's not that complex really, a 2 step cycle of Event>Career>Event>Career>do race in event with good parent>use that parent with event skill now attached for new run>New mma gets event skill>use new uma to do event race>repeat cycle with new Uma as parent up to 5 times for enhanced results each time>>563780714Yeah you making everything about you is why you're such a nuisance
It disturbs me that I am not getting any more carnival points than I was pre-mantIn fact, I think I'm getting less wtf
who do I MLB Sirius is really strong but idk when guts decks are becoming realInes and Vodka look cool for parent runs
>>563780714
How do I get a schizo this attached to me? Do you have to be a foid to get one?
>>563781079>do race in event with good parent>use that parent with event skill now attached for new runohhhh okay I see what you mean thanks!! very kind
>>563780714finally, one based ntr post
>>563781178these are completely different cardsMLB whichever you need
>>563781319being an avatarfag or a femoid usually gets you a schizo madly in love with youif you are both you will attract the lower abyss living forms so be warned
>>563781362I don't need any of them SR cards don't matter but I have yellow stones not being used
>>563781360You don't need to keep replying to yourself to make it seem like you're wanted. Do it.
>>563781108Nevermind, it was a fuku problem ignore this post
>>563781465stp and sirius are the only good ones for actual guts ace runs, I have sirius mlb and will probably mlb pearl myself
>>563780714here I thought this nigga was just white people food, turns out he/she is spicy as fuck yoooo, good one NTRfag
>>563780396Because they want to feel superior to those who use self inserts, and they believe that using an established character is just shipping and not projecting themselves onto it or something like that
>>563781465Do you have NTR/Fuku? If not, hold onto them for the pasa speed SR coming in a month or two
>>563781452>find love>at the cost of having to avatarfag constantlyCost/benefit analysis on this one is tricky...
>>563781625why are you typing as if you were black you're not black
oh yeah I got this today, too bad she's kinda useless until lb3...maybe if I get one more in a daily I'll spark for fun. but if there really is no medium track for like, ages after 13 then maybe I won't but I like the card itself for the stats
Very important exchange items
>>563781757Every day of the week I'm a brownoid retard to you, but when I actually speak with my culture you say I am not brown, what is it going to be Teio pigger
>>5637817972 mant runs... woah
>>563781779If rolling until spark, IIRC the probabilities are 25% for 2LB, 40% for 3LB, 30% for MLB
>>563781797CLOCKSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
>>563781452I used to attention whore back in /alter/. It mostly just got me name-dropped a lot and blamed for things I didn't do. Never got any anyone interested in me specifically.
You don't need to bother with the spark thing for the carnival event, right? I remember just doing like 1 run with the spark for the mission and that was it. My CM12 ace already demolishes the races.
>>563781535Alright, got this bad bitch.>>563781685I'm not rolling for anything until Tachyon speed, but I've NTR so it should be fine.
cm12 status?
>>563781757Ntrfag is so used to avatarfagging that the only way they can pretend to be someone else is to put on a really shitty goofy "voice" for a post. They think we can tell they're complimenting themself if they use hood talk instead of incredibly cringe talk like usual.
>>563781797more for the pile
>>563782043my scuffed xoguri and 2 dominators are ready
>>563782017Yeah our MANT umas shit on these event. Really helps new players alot
>>563782036very nice anon her speed bonus really helps out, plus she's cool>>563781968that's not too bad actually...I'm just wondering what the carat count will be like until tachy. have 30k rn but no carat packs able for refill buuuuut there should be another refresh around that time if worst comes to worst
I recall reading somewhere that Cyjews was doing a survey. Is that still going? I can't find any info about it.
>>563782017Yeah. I thought it gave you more points but the rules don't say anything about that.
>>563782043my scuffed xoguri and 2 tetherers are ready
>>563782017The spark just lets you progress faster. You'll save RP items and probably get more banners before the event ends if you're setting up a spark Uma to do all the races with. They're all medium so you really just need to set 1 up if you want.
>>5637820431/2 parents done
>>563779090A glare that rapes you
>>563779715
>>563782043I think this is where I give up and start just throwing my TT squad into the CM.
>>563782197It's a skill that triggers and all skills give points. It's a very significant amount of points but you don't "need" it, if you're ok using RP refills instead of gaining them during this event then you can skip the spark stuff.
>>563782181Yes. It was on their website. It might be still up, I don't know
>>563782170it was never hardthe progression should be in how many points you're getting
My face hurts
>>563782284It wouldn't be rape if Ai-chan did it.She's just winning and you're losing, nothing wrong about that.
>>563782043Training aces for CM13
>>563782017your ace winning a lot is fine but getting points is quicker, your medium TT uma would do a better job because she would have more skills and stuff
>>563782043I'm satisfied with my spinster squad at last. Looking forward to getting knocked down to group B by XOguris rated 3K points worse than them.
what does this mean...so if I have 2 speed cards in my deck I will get 20 initial speed?>>563782448how so
>>563782512I appreciate the effort in this postHag love
>>563782524CorrectHeadache
>>563782043worriedI can't make a good highroll recently, my highest rated uma jobbed hard in public rooms.
>>563782512That team looks like the cast of one of these millenial women movies. Sag Hex.
>>563782621thankstake a tab and rest some!!
>>563782524Yes.. it's basically just 60 (or 50?) initial stats that you can influence with your deck loadout
I don't engage with (You) farmers, you will see my CM plat when it happens, until then, stop asking
>>563782362Ehhh, I can get 1100-1300 off the regular races and 2300 off the ExTrEmE race. My 200 jellies are collecting dust anyways.
Gold City feet in my mouth
I'm bringing King and Kawakami to this CM, who should be my third uma? Don't say Haru.
today is the day when I get med S, a gw spark and all my SSR's are gonna finish their chainsI can feel it in the water
>>563778974You guys are letting the birthday girl demolish the carnival right?
>>563782803Yeah and with a max carnival spark you'd be getting like 2000 points from that 1 skill triggering for over 3k per race. You can brute force it but the mechanic saves a lot of jellies.
>>563782828I am saying this
>>563782828kimo
>>563782765honestly not that bad, just kinda sucks it's not on a wit card or something. but it could be worse (like if it was pwr or guts)
>>563782771I do. Hi.
*hooks up phone to speaker*Play me Andrew Gold - Thank you for being a friend
>>563782490winning on the track and in bed
>>563782873sending luck your way!!!
FFFFFUUUUUUU im late to the event, why didnt you guys say anything
>>563782880Sorry but I did exactly one 2* Nice Nature run during URA and immediately got a 3* stamina 6* power parent from it. She hasn't done anything except breed ever since.
>>563782880Alright, just for (You)
>>563783179Deio...
>use kale juice without cupcake>race>get etsukoliterally never punished
>>563783170Nice Umanko ToT
>>563783218>using kale before a racegwo, why are you wasting 20 energy?
What's a good score to get on the carnival races? I'm getting like 1.3k on the normal races and 2.2k vs rudolf
My cute, retarded wife.
>>563783347That's pretty typical.
>>563747534Everyone I have my eyes on right now.
>>563783158I just so wanna be done with cm12 grind so I can start working on my fronts for cm13...... kuyashii
HURR YOU EVER GAMBLED 5 CENTS?? HOW CAN YOU SAY YOU'RE ALL IN WHEN YOU DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOUR SAVINGS ON A COIN TOSS???shit uma
>>563783170>there are people prioritizing not just blues, but stam blues, over whites
>>563783313I had no cupcakes and 0 energy, no restores so I gambled on etsuko moodup..
>>563783459>t. lost 5 cents (his life savings) in a coin toss
>>563783459I like her because she has passion and I don't.
>>563783218this is actually optimal! I try to do this especially if I have a couple race turns coming up--happens surprisingly often>>563783313better than risking it at 0 and destroying your run immediately>>563783451hang in there dacchi
>>563783459>plays gambling game>hates gambling umaMake it make sense
>>563783495Post your parents
what's your plan against christmas oguri, speak up
>>563783745If I win, I winIf I lose, I lose
>>563783745christmas oguri
If you dislike Nakayama Festa you have no soul.
Do they actually send you good stuff like SSR vouchers and free carats or is it just shit like 10% coupons for the ludicrous rip offs in the shop?
>>563783745My AMOguri has a secret weapon: Medium S.
>>563783745"that"
will wait to see if she spooks my cheer nature pulls before unlocking her>!also i was spamming teio's daily legend race for nothing this whole time when the carnival event was going to drop 20 more of them anyway...!
>>563783836i've never seen anyone post a coupon code before. with nikke youd always get some free gems code every month or so on discord
>>563783745Triple front, if one single opponent brings one front, then the winter pig is pushed down to 5 and she can't Christmas Miracle in time
>>563783902why were you farming teio
>>563783618ganbarimasu, surely I won't get screwed
>>563783745Localizers
>>563783745Defeat her with my cock
>>563783495>there are people posting not just shitty reaction images, but gyaru shitty reaction images, instead of having a proper argument
>>563784023>procs the other 3 heals anyway and triggers unique with 777Your counterplay?
Thanks, yeppers
There must be something wrong with my brain, I can't stop imagining Sirius as pregnant every time I see her.
>>563784023>the winter pig is pushed down to 5Now the camera closes up under my Gendo pose to show a smirk in slow motion.
>>563783389Succubus
>>563784214There's a reason for this.
>>563783745Borrow taikis gun
hosting a few cm13 rooms (if there's enough participants) to feel out a couple things, ideally bring red shifters so we have better references!872597158725971587259715
>>563784023thanks for the nsm bwo
>>563784214EXTRA SEX
>>563783745Don't need a plan, life is more than getting an edge in the shitty 5 minutes a month slot machine in the horse racing sim game I play. If I end up 3rd in B that's free rewards I won't complain about, I'm here to play with and jerk off to Sweep Tosho and friends
>>563784023i really hopeyou are not doing that for CM12
>>563784174If you are down to 5th you already lost anyway, only late surger have enough multipliers to come from that far back, even then no one can catch Seiun>>563784247>>563784294Good luck being hit by x3 hesitant pace chasers, and probably x2 dominator from the 3rd guy in the lobby
>>563784023>>563784174>corner recovery, hydrate, hits 777>steals your angling or hits NSM>wins
>>563784214She calls you puppy cause she wants 5 kids at least
>>563784169ick! tiny dick is speaking!
>>563784048because i was only 15 star pieces away fron unlocking when the daily legend races opened, the only other make debut umas i'm missing are spe, suzuka, and rudolf and i'm >100 star pieces away for all of them (i missed all of their og legend races)
>>563784023If she's using preferred position or stamina to spare, definitely this will work. But a finals XOguri will most likely have corner recovery instead.
>>563784409this guy does not play the game
>>563784419>>563784568you don't play the game
>>563784491You don't play the game
>>563783980THEY WASTED MY TIME CREATING AN ACCOUNT, HARVESTED MY FUCKING DATA JUST TO TURN AROUND AND NOT LET ME DO THE SURVEY I HATE THIS FUCKING NIGGER COMPANY SO FUCKING MUCH
>>563784409>only late surger have enough multipliers to come from that far backYou're going to be humbled down by that Festive Miracle into NSM and when that happens please don't hate on her
>>563784409>if you miss u=ma2 you already lost anywaylol>Seiun winning midracelol
>>563782880Not racing her until she gets her Stacy evolution
>>563784491they WOULD say that
>leave the thread for a week because of upcoming college exams>thread's dead as fuck>yet still see absolute retards posting stuff like triple front is goodthis general is beyond saving
>>563784667and you HAVE no game!
I don't play the game
>>563784692no I won't, my Sei never lost a single lobby to her, you will lose and be humbled, metafaggot>>563784740>cacao into chu into EA, into KT, into corners, into THHyou don't play the game
>>563784604>gets proven wrong by everyone in the thread>n...no y...you don't play!!pottery
>>563784747>complains about concert outfit showing bellybutton>wears thisThey really wore down her soul
I love Rice
>>563784831Honestly I hate this /uma/ "you don't play the game huurrr" arc. When will this stop?
>>563778974/oshi/ block? /oshi/ block
>>563784290my umas are kinda homeless...maybe it's too early for this
>>563784831make a lobby and fight me idiot, you will get raped by Sei and then you will shut up as my cock pushes down your throat
>Seiun Sky>ever being anything other than a rabbitI get it, you like VF
>>563784773Fraud, Tosen Jordan would never eat KFC, she is a borgar gyaru
>>563784971>>563784821post it so we can laugh
Wait this is just stats + mood not points earned isn't this useless then?
>>563784968I was gonna join but I only have 1 red shifter.... maybe in few days I'll have manageable umas
>>563784837From the clip and the clearly unconfortable look on her face it sounds like she was forced into it by the director/president. This story I'll pay full attention to.
>>563785029Does she even get runaway? Suzuka is the only rabbit in the game at this point AFAIK.
>>563785065make a lobbyoh right you don't play the game so you won't make one lol
>>563784949When you stop posting things that make it clear you do not play this game
>>563785156But I wasn't even in the reply chain...
>>563785079it is useless. it's to help newfags beat the event. experienced players should have no problem mogging the opposition with any veteran they made in the last month.
>>563785079CorrectIt’s for newbies or cradles who can’t hit the stats normally to be able to participate
>>563784491I WILL collect all the gyarus in this game.
>>563785152how about you make it and drop the code here :) you the one trying to prove the rest of the thread wrong lil bwo
>>563785079If you're making parents/Aries aces anyway then it doesn't really cost anything I guess. You could save jellies, not like you'll need them after this, or farm a few more prizes.
>>563785079All skills trigger points when activated and the carnival is better than gold skills for points and can stack up to 5X from repeated runs in this event. The boosts in stats help you make sure even if the Uma with the top level version comes out weak they still win.
>>563785085soon then...
>>563785256you are the accusers not me, kike brained golem, it's on you to prove me wronganyway you don't play the game
>>563785128It was cheerleading or sex with old men and the mejiro clan was hogging all the old men
Post Umamusume with aura.
>>563785079yes you don't get any extra carnival event points for the spark, it's just % increase in stats, which is why you should just use your jellies, not like you'd use them on anything elsethankfully I'm at like 160
>>563785345i already am going to roll for her you can stop trying to convince me
>>563785356once the signups actually start I'm just gonna start doing cm13 aces, get me out of satsuki sho mines
>>563785467
>>563785407can't post room code, can't post ace, just theory crafts and doesn't play the game. everyone knows you are wrong kek
Biko Pegasus SEXhttps://files.catbox.moe/my2kcv.png
>>563784290i have neither ssky not redmaruzen so im pretending cm13 doesn't exist
>>563784023
>>563785256>>563785152My umas are mid but I want to see a Seiun that can win, join up3080451930804519
>>563785760xister...also we're a 6/9!
>>563785541
>>563785848>6/9yeah. me and Raisu
>>563785467Cafe strongest there is
When is the real Satsuki Sho?
>>563785994whaaaat...?
>>563786072Laisu is so small you could even lift her up and do a standing 69
How would you react if you went on a date with a girl and she played the claw machine and won a plushie for you and it looked exactly like you?
unexpected umamusumes who enjoy facesitting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGmOVFPrCG4Damn, I didn't realize Racing Carnival had it's own race music. I must have had the sound off last time it was around. This is pretty good.
>>563786125mmm, I bet!
>>563786168
>>563786154claw machines are actual scam I remember being in Japan and winning few figures but god it was pain in the butt
>>563785835>nobody joined and it was all pretend
>>563785467I find it funny that Cafe gets so much aura art, when she's pretty chill and comfy in her career, even she's slightly schizo.
my white lightning cumming through the umanko
>>563785835im not the guy who you were arguing with but i am running a seiun that is doing pretty well when my oguri doesn't beat her anyway
>>563786310>I remember being in Japangiwtwm
>>563786247Raisu is such a slut...
>The karn evil event let's you buy Kikka Sho sashes with NO LIMITRejoice.
>>563786392I was also not the one in that conversation I only want to see umas run, at least I know you make good umas so I bet your Seiun is good
>>563786346mcafe is actually so comfy
>>563786168giving or receiving?
>>563786434this is well known!
>>563786315MANY such cases
>>563786504o-oh...also no one has joined still...
>>563786505Which nipple do you flick to turn it on and which to turn it off
>>563786392The whole argument was triple fronts somehow blocking oguri and everyone laughed at the guy
>>563786406it was actually tons of fun but most of the merch I bought was vocaloid instead of uma but I might go again in 2027, a lot of second hand stores have tons of uma merch too
>>5637858356/9 btw
>>563786623fun times ahead!! just hoping everything stays chill>knocks on wood
>>563786584Too big, I want my Raisu completely flat or with small buds
>>563786593I can join, but my aces aren’t complete yetI do have a borked Seiun
>>563786702I have nothing to do with the earlier discussion but I joined
>>563786448this is peak KINO, when does global get this?
so close to hitting everything for CM13 parent
>>563786771it's 100% worth going, but yeah... hell maybe next time I might go to Kasamatsu too
>>563786778Onii-sama is supposed to love Rice no matter what...hmph!
>One CM and I'm arlready leeching Sorry danchou but MANT filtered me
Post something cute
>>563787023
>>563785835Results, it was pretty close.
>>563786941did you only stay in the greater tokyo area last time? I'm planning on going around most of the country since there's so much I want to see...
>pure passion team sirius procs>they dont show up for training a single time until the buff goes away
>>563787107uhhh >>563785407 0 clue retard does NOT play the game
I fucking love Satano holy shit
>>563787023>>563787090my cute punny wife
>>563787198the one in the room was not him, that wasn't a triple front setup
>>563787186Makes me think of a Vodka cosplayer I saw in a convention last year
>>5637842907 minutes remaining so atp just bring your cm12 aces, come come!872597158725971587259715
>>563787270same thing, "oguri can't win when in 5th" when it doesnt matter
Good thing Im not in a hurry to get these Winning Ticket crystals, they're the only ones left
>>563787184I can speak some basic N5 nihongo so I went to Hakone, Yamanashi, Tokyo, Kyoto, Kobe, Nara and Osakanext trip I wanted to go to hokkaido too but dunno if it's worth yet
>>563787107oh i forgot about thisdamn i suck
>>563787410ohhh okay I just associate a lot of merch shopping with staying in one place, that's awesomehokkaido looks nice but a little out of the way to get to...okinawa looks nice as well
>>563787410
Reminder to never use 5 carrot jelly mini in a row since it resets the RP 2-hour timer
>>563787351HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICE NATURE DES
I hate that nasty whore Seeking the Dick so much it's unreal
>>563787582I'm definitely doing more uma merch shopping next time I'm going too, probably will visit atleast Kasamatsu so I can see the race track myself>>563787705I want granny to teach me boxing...
>>563787410A bunch of retired horses are in Hokkaido. Pretty sure Acute is there.
>40m of uphillHuh, do you need highlander for fronts on this track
>>563787776
Closer...
>>563787803can you even visit them? a lot of retired horses are on private farms that barely even allow visitsif I would be able to a actually visit I might consider honestly
>>563785467I like it when the Uma love to race and go a little crazy doing it.
>>563787804>the nefarious second uphill
>>563787764But why?
>>563784290>>563787351thank you for joining! ayabe exploded in the end and lost because of it...whoops 512 stam moment
I'm restarting from the beginning. It's time to make my own SS oguri grandparent to funnel into
>>563788108>creekuh oh bros is it too early to start nyoooticing
>>563787764She's ugly but she's fun. You don't have to want to fuck every single one of your friends anon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDu4koYDrt8
>>563787904Some of them are open for visitation https://x.com/Versailles_Farm/status/2044895279069929793?s=20. I think some horses require advance reservation, at least a lot of tweets w/ the hors in the pic says "reservation required". If you plan far enough out you might even get a slot to see Doto.
>>5637880684 clocks on Niigata Junior Stakes because of her. She wasn't even the rival, that was Halo who also got bodied multiple times.
CM13 Stamina Requirements are 800 + 2 golds
Almond bros I..
>>563788184I really hope anons didn't believe the "you only need her for longs" gaslight...
>>563788245if everything goes well and I go in 2027 I'll probably look into this more!!
>>563788269Either don't use clocks on that specific race or just skip it. If you don't have 350+ power you're not making it without making a clock offering.
>1100 SPD>1100 PWR>1100 WIT>1* guts
Suzuka.... ;;
>>563786604im using fronts and its going ok but its not really blocking as much as just being able to stay ahead and win sometimes
>>563788389Anons already forget Creek was required for CM1
Taiki works next CM correct? I kinda want to race her again.
>>563788184I only have 2 gacha SSR MLB, with the carnival event I just now have the option to MLB SR Tachyon or Stinko since they are at 1LB
>listening to Umadol PowerDidn't I hear this before somewhere...?
>>563788594a wheelchair takes all the weight off your legs too
>>563788602you can't block xoguri that has triple 7s, thats the whole point she does not interact with the lobby
>>563788614cm13 is actual oshiKINO you can run anything
>>563788614They changed SFV so it's not optimal anymore
Guess the spark
>>563788745yeah its like a time trial ghost
>>563788871She's so cool...
Had to got to pity for the 4th time for Nishino. All I got along the way was Rice Shower. Why would the demiurge do this?
>>563788896besides hitting NSM off shitty triple fronts
>>563788871It's funny because she has aura but she's a fucking cinnamon roll otherwise.
>>563788880SFV on Taiki is still strong and somehow she's the one uma who has good affinity with Maruzensky and Nishino Flower so she can use these parents without losing on affinity.
>>563788890wit 2
can somebody explain to me why anime mcqueen is considered bad? what about as a front for the next cm? the requirements seem fine so idk what the problem ismaybe it's a little bit early of anything?? like the velocity is less effective
>>563789069she's instantly losing that aura in bed
>>563789134Her unique has a big IF attached to it, regular Mackie is fine but she needs sparks investments.
>>563788984Might be worth fixing with the spark lab in the future
>>563789134anyone can win tokyo derby, homestretch uniques are strong here
>>563788979
>>563788979affinity is overrated
>>563789230I already used normal mackie in 11 so I wanted to altmaxx if anything...
>>563788932Just because you taught anons how to get drained by tulpas doesnt mean that dumb fuck will do good things for you.
>>563789134Because of the ridiculous unique activation conditions>HP ≤45%, ≤1L Gap Behind, 1st-3rdGood uniques is what usually gets you the victory
Doing the carnival looping doesn't help you earn more carnival points right?So I should just ignore that mechanic?
>>563789134because it's easier to trigger Teio Step than stripper Mackween's ult
>>563789239Is this even worth fixing?
>>563788643perhaps...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VVGMDSGTUo
>>563789358If you get S rank in MANT yes you can ignore it. They wipe the shit out of everything. Front runners does it best
>>563789453nta and just guessingnn and ignited power is nice and good starsbut the 1star sparks are pretty sadmight have been worth it if it had SS sparks
what the HECK is the point of the racing carnival sparkit's faster to just spam tp potions and racists
>>563789453Ignited:Pwr+Star+some other decent stuff and Turf sparks are never bad, though Stam sparks are obviously not as ideal as Power or Speed. We'll see what I've got whenever it comes.>>563789605It'd be a grandparent, so having them present is more important then anything else since it increases the odds of getting the sparks on the parent uma.
>>563789457mio didn't deserve all that bad tiktok fame... she's too good for them
>>563789330>HP ≤45%oh right this is a little annoying, like you're NOT allowed to overstam which is fine in theory but still>>563789375wait maybe I can use teio for once, could test out the new daiwa card while at itnot sure what her second inherit would be thoughfronts, lates and ends already have it figured outbut legit what would pace even want, nyopera or oguri?
>>563789164
>>563789768paces want Nishino now too, so nyopera and nishino are the best parents
>>563789741
>1st taurus cup stamina requirements 900 and 2 gold recovery>2nd taurus cup is 800 and 1 gold recovery>same tracknyooooticing
>>563782928>>563782978>>563784491>>563785245>Coal Shitty
>>563790112everyone has more WIT nowand the actual stats is 950 stam and 1 gold recov
>>563789957pretty paripi gyaru
>>563790202me on the left
...Hey, what do you see from there? Sluggish shadows drifting through the night? Or perhaps dust from the dance floor, kicked up by someone's fancy footwork?"Mhm, in there you'll only find a tent of tedium, spread around like a sloshy quagmire. They've only two choices—accept their muddy fates and sink, or writhe in vain defiance. How drab.""However, I can present you with a third choice. Take my hand... and I'll show you how much fun this world can be."
>>563790223
>>563790314honestly I respect this artist so much, his whole art twitter is 99% devoted to Helios with some exceptions sometimes
>>563789768I'd get Redshift + Moving Past, lots of fronts for CM13 you might actually hit 5th>>563789895see >>563789259
>>563790207so hit 950 stamina with no stamina sparks and just super creek on a 0% speed uma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXBu0So8luk
>>563790238YWNBAU
>>563790470Waifu artist are the best, I always enjoy finding some. They make sure franchises and/or specific characters get lots of quality art.
>>563790314Love this one. Really captures her energy perfectly.
Helios a cute!
>>563787313Please tell me you shot your shot.
>>563790745No
>>563790745yes!
>>5637820432 cope fronts are ready. Kita is genuinely mediocre, low Wit annoys me and I have much better Kitas that missed on Groundwork, Maru is alright, but I ruined her by picking Dodging Danger early and losing on gambling for Prudent inherits.Working on OG Seiun Sky right now.
>>563790918I'm jealous of that SMaru I've been trying to hit S and gw for 4 days now on her
Should I? What if I get spooked by her later!?
Should I summon Bourbon with a command spell?
>>563790918Is S.Maru the only uma with that night city banner? It always looks so cool on her.
Gold City more like Gold Pretty
https://x.com/kaor1n_n/status/2044661938463142317?s=46
>>563791278
>>563791230Looking at it from an adult perspective, honestly it would just make me laugh if a kid like her said stuff like that to me
>>563791382Bros I hate umas
>>563791245You know, I've never even noticed the banners. Like I completely ignored them for so long, I don't even understand how>Gentildonna is the gymHaha
>>563791230She's saying shit like that to a 25 year old man.How does she keep herself from dying from embarrassment saying this shit.
>>563790483>Moving Past, lots of fronts for CM13 you might actually hit 5ththat's an amazing idea actually AND I get to use my cracked dober, 14* medium
>>563791579bwo your stamina??
>>563791245Most likely, Summer Special Week got another variation of Bubbly Land background on her. Genuinely never noticed it, cool detail.
No matter what you do, I already won, torena
>>563790619why is she doing that hand gesture...
>>563791579>mile Ebwo...good timing, I was also thinking of trying at a CM13 Teio
>>563791209Teio is probably the most useless Uma, so unless you have a burning desire to start her career NOW, I'll hold to these personally.
Holy crap, how is it even possible to get 550k.
>>563791869Don't call her that...
>>563791842I'd rather play out runs than reset every inspiration highkey
I want to commit a crime>>563791429>>563791543Charisma break uma
>>563791937Double Arima + Double Japan Cup with the fan sticks should be close to 400k
>>563791209if you don't have any uma banners to pull on within the next month, just go for itotherwise wait for your target banner and unlock afterwards if she doesn't spook your pulls
>>563792021It'd be hard to get all of Turf+Med+Long to even D.
>>563791209is not like you're going to sell those for clovers lol, just get her
>>563791987Sirius is for a lot of things.Femdom, charisma break, domination loss, but also some of the sweeter things like mentorship and tsundereisms.She's a very versatile umamusume.
>>563792062My next planned pulls are Brian+Sky and the CB banner. Since Teio suffers in MANT maybe I'll wait. I still have my make debut voucher kek. >>563792156It's more about the extra stats from getting her to 4*
>>563791382>Jordan yet she's pretty submissive when she's with her trainer
>>563791382Gold city is going to die alone.This is like being 200cm tall and only being interested in people taller than you...
>marked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz7eNDKQO8Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekgjsjEOV5Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maplOaBSpyghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHvn_dO00DE^ don't listen to this one if you don't want to get depression
>>563792553
>>563791579Praying to Umallah you get Medium S first run Teiodachi
>>563792726
>>563792638Marche's song is so, so good.
>>563792638>^ don't listen to this one if you don't want to get depression>1:32The piano and flute notes of Brilliant Phantasia here made me tear up... Rhein Krafto-san
>>563792907
>>563792638who the heck is this ku-chan
>>563792638>Marche sings both in her puppet voice and her normal voiceVery cute
>>563793062
>>563792354She's the 2nd retard of the group.>>563792430All Umas will die alone, they want chads.
I have done nothing today but lay in bed and do my runs after coming back from wagie......
>>563793062>her mouth is so smallwhat an odd thing to say, i dont get it
>>563792917>>563793118Chika has a great talent, such a beautiful voice, the work she puts into doing two voices for one character is much appreciated
>>563793253Sirius... Creek...
>>563793245
>>563793314and that's okay, friday is tomorrow after all! or today rather
>>563793314dancho's bitch
>>5637892461,500,000CC is really strong this map too.proc zone 1 is uma stanproc zone 2 is midrace after pacekeep that can't be punishedproc zone 3 homestretch haste that can't proc late.
>>563793426You weren't supposed to point that out...
>>563793064Kuu-chan is Rhein Kraft, don't look up her story
>>563793460it's already friday yeah, I was even too lazy to get up to do the runs on my PC>>563793508MORE LIKE HE'S MY BITCH
>>563793432
mmmm yummy>>563793586tbf phone runs are more comfy, but I like multitasking
>>563793606
>>563793751man this comic is just mucho fucking texto
>>563793650it's a mobage so I treat it as such... I usually play different vidya whenever I'm on PC but I usually try to atleast do like 1 parent run outside my borrows
>>563793426https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/10444194
>>563793693
>>563793751
Getting a good run but not getting medium S is so fucking assss.
>>563793941>jobs first episode on cingrey>jobs in japan cup>uselesswhy was she even mentioned again
>>563793693>always loses>loss to American umasShit uma that need to stay in her lane.
>>563793943
>>563794045
Am I cooked without S medium?
>>563794195yes
>>563794115
>>563794195you'll be fine until A finals
>>563794195
>>563792430Is a super common trope for female side characters in shoujo mangas>they set impossible high standards and make sure everyone know about it>meet a guy who clearly doesn't meet them but end up spending a ton of time together for whatever x reason>slowly start getting interested in him which makes them rethink their expectations in a partner>then the guy does one thing that captivates them and shatters their prejudices>they fall in love little by a little>and end up as a couple
>>563794195Yes. It's over. You're done. Enjoy B Group.
>>563794138repvtation destroyed first minute in the show...
>>563794263
>>563793868That does sound like something she'd go through...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pf-IA3YR-w
>>563793443umadol sex
>>563794376nice subs, tranny
>>563794138Ugly gyaruUgly fattie
>>563794437
>>563794565i just got it off youtube since it was the quickest, not my fault you like a loser.
>>563794334This is a common cope devised by the undesirable as a way to imagine they could date up
last update to the list, thank you for posting your sorters>63: Maruzensky>56: King Halo>55: Gentildonna>51: Agnes Tachyon>50: Symboli Rudolf>44: Agnes Digital>41: Nice Nature, Rice Shower>40: Daitaku Helios>37: Manhattan Cafe, Satono Diamond, Tokai Teio>36: Daiwa Scarlet, Kitasan Black>35: Matikanefukukitaru, T.M. Opera O>33: Stay Gold>32: Seiun Sky>30: Admire Vega>27: Calstone Light O, Vodka>26: Gold Ship, Mejiro Ryan, Taiki Shuttle, Wonder Acute>23: Fine Motion, Mejiro Bright>22: Marvelous Sunday, Still in Love, Super Creek>21: Aston Machan>20: Curren Bouquetd'or>19: Hishi Akebono, Orfevre>18: El Condor Pasa, Katsuragi Ace>17: Fenomeno, Narita Top Road, Sakura Chiyono O>16: Dantsu Flame, Mr. C.B., Narita Brian, Oguri Cap, Symboli Kris S>15: Copano Rickey, Dream Journey, Eishin Flash, Grass Wonder, Gold City, Haru Urara, Logotype, Marche Lorraine, Mejiro Ramonu, Mihono Bourbon, Sakura Laurel, Tanino Gimletwell done hag nayshun
>>563794465https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdKj1065-P4
>>563794625>Jordan
>>563794591
I guess the competition isn't horsing around
>>563794647They usually end as the 3rd or 4th side couple in the manga so is not 100% a cope
>>563794650that's right, the gyaru is for me and I can proudly say I make up almost half of the points alone
>>563794694I wouldnt be able to stop myself from petting cafeIm not strong enough
>>563794650>Maruzensky with 63Hagfags need to be exile.
>>563794723>he has a bald ugly bastard cuck fetish
>>563794739gn
>>563794650>King bumped up to secondProud of you guys.
>>563794719
>>563794898umasumi
>>563794650why is Narita Top Road not on the list?
>>563794898nini umadacchi
>>563794763
>>563794650Can you add mine? I just woke up
>>563791230What class is a horse larping as a human larping as a gundam? She's not shown to have any specific weaponry so she could be most of them.>Saber - beam saber>Archer - beam rifle>Lancer - no offense to spear fans but i don't think they make for good mech weapons>Caster - gundams have been known to use many sorcerous technologies - psychic powers, afterimages, funnels >Rider - if she pilots a bigger version of herself, or the real bourbon is a tiny creature piloting what we percieve to be bourbon.>Berserker - many mechs have been known to drive their pilots mad>not touching extra classes.
>>563794898Good night bro
>>563794650I'm not sure if I should feel comforted that most of my list didn't make it here or worried...Atleast my top 3 have good representation here.
>>563794694Be more smart torena, at least put the coffee in a cup and throw the can before Cafe arrives
>>563794867>he wants the gyaru
>actually finishedmasaka
CM rooms?
fuck this game
>>563795279
>>563795279Git gud
>>563795014i'm done updating it bwo... just imagine the list but with your umas with their respective points added (1st = 15, 2nd = 12, 3rd = 10, 4th = 8, 5th = 6, all the way down to 10th = 1)though your addition bumps King up to 1st so that's awesome, she's one of my oshis as well
>>563795279If you have medium S it's fine
>>563795279>bwo there is literally no difference between 55RB and 60RB
>>563794195No don't listen to trolls lol this is a 2000m race, it's a known fact that having s aptitude on short tracks are basically useless.
>my Uma are so shit I am losing against Rudolf every time and need the Attempt #2 +25% stat boost to beat herI am literally doing worse in the game as time goes on. Last carnival I was averaging 1.2k pts per race before and now I am getting 800. I can't fucking deal with this bros I am not gonna make it I still have to do 7 or 8 Careers to finish the event too and I am in such a bad mood seeing my efforts be called shit by the game that I just want to give up on everything because it's not getting better it's factually getting worse and it hurts to realize this
Why is King Halo so popular here?
>>563795489When everyone is rolling with max speed and pow, medium S absolutely makes a difference.
>reddit halo
>>563795543She doesn't rape you in the hot spring.
>>563795571Race is already finished before you hit your max speed retard you don't play the game.
Did you know that all the girls in Bunny Garden 2 have Uma Musume VAs? You can play a dating sim featuring your favorite horsewife RIGHT NOW
got my first ug as f2p
I came
>>563795489it's a long ass final stretch with limited accels you have enough time to hit top speed
>>563795543You fuck her mom
>>563795491>my Uma are so shit I am losing against Rudolf every time and need the Attempt #2 +25% stat boost to beat herWhen we said that if you didn't get Kitasan MLB your account was bricked we meant it
>>563795651Is Luna in it? is Brian? Is CB?
>>563795651>Did you know that all the girls in Bunny Garden 2 have Uma Musume VAsyes, you have been shilling this game for a while now
>>563793910
>>563795491Post the Uma you are using for this event, the deck you used for training her, and post your full card storageDon't give up, I will help you win this
>>563794650>63: Maruzensky>56: King Halo>51: Agnes Tachyon>50: Symboli Rudolf>44: Agnes Digital>41: Nice Nature, Rice Shower>40: Daitaku Helios>37: Manhattan Cafe, Satono Diamond, Tokai Teio>36: Daiwa Scarlet, Kitasan Black>35: Matikanefukukitaru, T.M. Opera O>32: Seiun Sky>30: Admire Vega>27: Vodka>26: Gold Ship, Mejiro Ryan, Taiki Shuttle>23: Fine Motion, Mejiro Bright>22: Marvelous Sunday, Super Creek>19: Hishi Akebono>18: El Condor Pasa>17: Narita Top Road, Sakura Chiyono O>16: Mr. C.B., Narita Brian, Oguri Cap>15: Eishin Flash, Grass Wonder, Gold City, Haru Urara, Mihono Bourbon
>>563795651I can already fuck the director in Grisaia, I don't need this
>>563795648Bring your best medium A uma and I'll bring my medium S. Best of 5.
>>563791646looks good to medeck is bussin ong fr fr
>>563795774>he removes the gorilla Now remove City
>>563795543usually /vg/ is attracted to girls with low self-esteem because anons are afraid of confident girls and therefore want easy girls
>>563795651I hope they add Creek to the game.
>>563795701uhhhhh we have jordan, maya, ulala, gran alegria, chiyo and ikuno dictus
>>563795659SO DID Ihot hour for wit trainings
>>563795774>special week nowhere
>>563795990In that case... Not interested, sorry.
>>563796003massive loads being dropped rn
>>563795924not spurting in time with that stam and recovery gwo...
>>563795373>66: King Halo>63: Maruzensky>55: Gentildonna>54: Symboli Rudolf>51: Agnes Tachyon>49: Daiwa Scarlet>44: Agnes Digital, Nice Nature>41: Rice Shower>40: Daitaku Helios>37: Manhattan Cafe, Satono Diamond, Tokai Teio>36: Kitasan Black>35: Matikanefukukitaru, T.M. Opera O>33: Stay Gold>32: Seiun Sky>30: Admire Vega>27: Calstone Light O, Vodka, Gold City>26: Gold Ship, Mejiro Ryan, Taiki Shuttle, Wonder Acute>23: Fine Motion, Mejiro Bright, Mihono Bourbon>22: Marvelous Sunday, Still in Love, Super Creek>21: Aston Machan>20: Curren Bouquetd'or, Grass Wonder>19: Hishi Akebono, Orfevre>18: El Condor Pasa, Katsuragi Ace>17: Fenomeno, Narita Top Road, Sakura Chiyono O>16: Dantsu Flame, Mr. C.B., Narita Brian, Oguri Cap, Symboli Kris S>15: Copano Rickey, Dream Journey, Eishin Flash, Haru Urara, Logotype, Marche Lorraine, Mejiro Ramonu, Sakura Laurel, Tanino Gimlet
>>563795102>RiderMecha musume Bourbon piloting a giant mecha while hiding the fact her strongest NP is just ditching her armor and running people over like MagnaGarurumon's Starlight Velocity but with some Bellerophon oomph and her taking off pose
>>563795924heh, finished almost at the same timebut lowrolled hard on stats, being forced to use a 50RB deck is ass
How freaky does she get in the bed?
>>563796194Cute Ai-chan
>>563796253she gets childish, needy, and huggy
>>563795826Must be the same as the 3 front retard.
>>563796194>Halo slayed the hagBased.>City that highCringe
>>563796298
>>563796191mhm, with medium S mind you~>>563796250kindafastGODS
>>563795674I have Kitasan MLB and I still can't beat her... It's over...>>563795746I switched to the Carnival Spark one but they both can't win against Rudolf on the 1st attempt.
>>563795279so long as you have a speed green it's fine
>>563796393>>563796298cute dog
>>563795943king halo has really high self-esteem, thoughbeit?
>>563796317>she gets childish, needy, and huggyLemme guess... you need more?
why are you here instead of playing the game?
>>563795943If this were true then Nice Nature would be at the top of that list
>>563796462>>563688072
>>563796329Chicken? Or did you glue all your non medium S aces?
>>563795543
>>563796419Do you not have the Jordan welfare SSR?
>>563796423>king halo has really high self-esteemshe is constantly breaking into tears
>>563796460Tazuna is working 24/7 just to prevent me from having this
>>563796462
>>563796462The current scenario is dogshit
>>563796419staminalet...
>>563796525Don't worry, she will be once this alt drops
>>563796462Smooching Chrono
>>563796462sweepy is playing for me
>>563796525Because she's fucking ugly.
>>563796609well agree to terms to give her bi-week anal needs and you have the aristocrat
I can conclude that there is enough demand for a Road to the Top-like OVA focused on the Golden Generation with King as the protagonist and it ends at Takamatsunomiya Kinen
>>563796725Well she's fucking me. Does that count?
>>563796419Post your full card storageDo you have any reliable fronts you can use for this? Of course, you have Daiwa ScarletFronts are the best to beat this type of events, pace chasers can be brocked because it is not just 9 umas like in chanmi
>563796580what is the best welfare combo right now?
>>563796725>Because she's fucking ugly.I can tell you have never touched pussy in life that wasn't your fat mother's gaping vagina
>>563796776No, fuck off.>>563796784Get better standards.
>>563796806meant for >>563796580
>>563796806Marv Strength is good if you don’t have Nishino or Marv wit. Jordan is better than Taishin speed by a long shot and it would free your borrow for Curren or FM. NTR’s Firm Course Menace is great for high level CM play but it isn’t necessary on a carnival Uma. You might even be better off with Fuku if you must borrow a speed card.
>>563796195I'm now imagining bourbon in the rider pose.
>>563796462I play the game while I'm here on my phone
>>563796462I'm out of borrowsI have under 50 clocksIf only double rewards were still a thing, 5 procs of the 10 carats reward and I could afford buying clocks with carats
>>563794968>she's like coffee hot but I'm a cold brew faggot and hate hot coffee if I ain't freezing my tits off.Cafebros... Is it over for me?
>>563794650>>563795774>>563796194>15: Copano RickeyI'm gonna punch
>>563782298Mambo Mambo!
>>563796929She'll never be real
time to grind carnival event all the way up to 60k points at once because i need the last gold shard to complete a crystal and MLB my stinkoRIP jellies stash
>>563797173I dont think she particularly cares?Unless you drink shit like St*rbucks
>>563796462I'm just lazy
>>563797341starbucks is good though...
>>563796419I have Kitasan MLB and I still can't beat her......
>>563797227She rape kids
I spent a rainbow gem thingy on Super Creek, and then I drew a Super Creek card and now I have some rainbow cleats.
my oshis? valentine eishin flash, symboli rudolf and grass wonder
>>563796806
I think I'm having my boiperiod... I won the make debut and saw all the mob umas who lost, I imagined how sad they were and started crying...
>>563797313I used like 50 jelly to do exactly that
>>563797427what about OG eishin...
>>563797492She's not a dominatrix.
>>563797419and I am one (mentally), a perfect match
I wanna flatline
>>563796462I don't feel like using tp bottles.
>>563797427You might like Tachyon bwo
>>563797563Creek exist.
>>563797437Nice joke, they don't even fucking take physical applications anymore. It's all online and they ghost you almost immediately.t. someone who applied 5 times in 3 years.I have a seasonal job now though at least elsewhere
>>563797667ewww
>>563797419Correction, she gives them their first cuck experience
>>563796580The SPD one? It didn't look good to me.>>563796669I wanted 700 but I compromised and bought EVERY Recovery skill available. I swear there were twice as many as what's shown.>>563796804I tried Front Runners and my Taiki got beat up in the first couple CM and I never made any again.l after hurting her so badly. My Creek Card is weak but I have 2 or 3 Selectors and 2 Shard things too I think.
>>563797048Riding: EX rank
>>563797563I wish I was rickey here
>>563797419
>>563797341>Unless you drink shit like St*rbucksBut I like Starbucks. How else am I gonna get my overpriced literal of burned beans, corn syrup and 400mg+ of Caffeine at the push of a button? The artisanal faggot shit is in downtown and I don't have time in the morning Anon.
>>563797819I'm coming for you
>>563797794>>>/d/
>>563797293But she's real in my mind Goyim
>>563797563what's the context of rickey around kids
For CM 13 / Dahby dominator hybrids are still a thing, right? There is no need for stamina debuffs, right?Most people don't have a MLBd Creek and borrowing her seems like something a xogger wouldn't do, but Xoguri can just buy Gourmand and call it a day, no?
>>563797857Just drink a normal black coffee...Add a splash of cream if you must
OBUHI CAP HATE
>>563797810Now imagining reverse cowgirl from Bourbon.Bourbon slamming down that rump making shockwaves with every impact.
>>563795491>>563796419This is the reason why you need to have your own 6*-9* stamina parents. Holy fucking shit are you making sprint umas.
>>563797427Don't try it. Trust me. You'll quickly realize dominator has about 50% chance to activate even with huge amounts of wit.
>>563797967Find Truck-kun so you can meet her.
You guys should spend more time with your trainees.
>>563797976
>>563797948You should go there to keep your erp shit
>>563798126Fuck off, clanker
>>563798289oh... OH
>>563798313Instructions unclear. Now jerking off to clanker
>>563796419>>563797795>14 races>Iron WillAre you running in URA? At least learn the latest scenario to get those stat bloats. It makes a huge difference. For MANT, I suggest: Kitasan, Jordan, Marvelous (Power), Tachyon, Dober (SSR), and borrow Fine Motion.
>>563795183jp umas? Hard to rate them when I only know their design
>>563798071>putting an S+ uma in a cm roomNGMI
>>563796776I don't think her jobbing for a dozen races and then winning against literal whos would make for a great movie
>>563798214only if they pay me
don't use your jellies now you dumbos, unless you need to MLB a SRwait until the last day or two until you spam jellies...
>>563798374now...convert, become one of us
>>563797795>I have 2 or 3 Selectors and 2 Shard things too I think.Do you have a yellow gem? Use it on Shinko Windy to MLB it and start using that card which is fantasticYou will train Daiwa Scarlet for this, she is an okaish pick for CM too, buy her potential lvl for Killer TunesUse this card deck I made for you, it gets you 50 RB and it's great for this 2000m raceTrain Daiwa as a Front Runner, get a Seiun parent, grab like 9 power sparks and 6 stamina to not run short on that departmentFor second inherit you can use McQueen, VBobo, NyOpera, whatever you have, Oguri pulse not good on fronts so don't grab OgurinMake sure you at least meet 701 stamina so you don't have to buy recovery skills, preferably 750
>>563797419Conversely, which umas are the weakest to shotadom?
>>563798032you can bring double murmur and kill the non xoguri aces
Something about how Ardan's boobs somehow still bigger than her bloated belly is so hot
>>563798519yeah hoard them so you can use them in uhhhhhhhh
This fanart has her in a collar but personally I'd like to be her dog instead.
>>563798703the food goes to the right place
>>563798774can you stop posting???
>>563780101this actually happened to me over furious feat
>>563798214For what purpose? I got better things to do.
>>563798474I'm still working on my SMaru....
>>563798774Only a woman can draw something so disgusting
>>563798214
>>563798519I really needed to MLB that Tachyon.
>>563798754so you can beat THAT guy in TT
>>563798519facts
>>563798519what am i saving them for gwothe next story event will replenish them anyway
I want a trainee who will treat our relationship as something strictly professional with little to no emotional intimacy.What are my options?
How can I be lazy optimally during MANT?there's an event almost every 15 days that forces me to do 10-ish full careers.
>>563793716I can't believe they'd have the balls to actually kill an uma... I know they don't lol but that really feels like running off to heaven right there
>>563798642Rice Shower
>>563799117then just do 1 run a day with 2x bonus?
>>563799073Shakur
Which Hoguri is better, both have Head On and U=Ma
>>563799117sweep it up
>>563798146I still don't have one 3* Spark, I will NEVER get 6* or anything like that or imaginary 9*>>563798389Yeah I can't do Unity Cup, every run is a cluster fuck where my final stats are so split and unfocused I look like an NPC Uma minus the gold skills. MANT takes forever and my stats are slightly better but again, very unfocused. My best is an A+ on MANT, maybe halfway to S but URA is always A+ anyways so....>>563798537I'll give this a try and see how it goes. I assume this is for MANT? I'm gonna have to watch some videos to understand and value training and race priorities and stuff.
>>563799073
>>563799191I used to do 3+ careers a day but now I can't be assed to do a full MANT run. >>563799274Sigh. Maybe. Last I heard MANT is still broken on it?
>>563799118That is exactly what is happening there, merely symbolism Rudolf tho, the real Rhein Kraft died of a heart attack and could not take the triple tiara, an excellent mare finished because of some twisted joke of fateKuu-chan is just a sleepy head in the story so she is fine, still this chapter makes you cry like a man with a soul, so be warned
>>563799264Left by far
>>563799264left
>>563799321>My best is an A+ on MANTYour deck is good enough to consistently get S+. Learn the scenario so you don't need to cry anymore.
/uma/pyoi
>>563798214Maruzensky threw a good run into the toilet so I had to fall back on Fuku and she saved me. Late Surgers haven't failed me yet
>>563799321>I assume this is for MANT?Correct, learn the scenario and play it, and then play it a lot more, and even more later.You have a strong capable deck that can make SS rank umas, so put in the effort and get luck on your side tooDon't give up Torena-san
>>563797795Bwo… Jordan is welfare Fuku. Taishin is absolute garbage in comparison and just generally. 50% vs. 20% specialty priority. 35 initial speed and 30 initial power vs. I think 30 initial speed. The same race bonus. A gold stamina recovery if you really need it. Jordan welfare is pretty damn strong.
>>563798519I need to MLB Nishino
I'M HORNY FOR UMAS
>>563799357Get max point bonus and do a single run a day with 2xtp usage, I maxed by doing that. Remember to collect event rewards and spin after each run so you get the event support card faster it will save you a run.
>>563799763licking her all over
Listen to thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9C9rROya2c
do NOT the horse
>>563799657https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11017841
me when I'm thinking and stuff
>>563799852cute famiry
>>563799879if this is the kind of stuff that you jerk it to then you have some serious problems.
umagochi game where i pat and feed my umas?
>>563799763
>>563799894I don't think she's... thinking...
>>563799894>cuck pornNo
>>563799852I didn't know I needed an instrumental symphonic version of Glorious Moment!, but now I do know, holy kino
>>563799894what are you thingken bout
>>563799948https://rule34video.com/video/3671099/axl020431-maruzensky-sakura-chiyono-o/
>>563800304me and who
I didn't even know Jungle Pocket had a fat fuck lobby animation.
>>563800391Not sexy
>>563800223me on the right
>>563800425stfu
tail hug
>>563799763>pit zettai ryouiki
>>563800549Soulless CB
>>563800425You're not sexy
>>563800391she looks like aged up teio
>>563799321Probably not the answer you want to hear, but you just gotta do more runs and pay attention to what you're doing and what's working and what isn't; the hardest part is balancing races and actually training. I was getting URA tier umas in my first few runs before fixing my mistakes.Remember some runs will just be fucked due to what items you get, for example if the game gives you no energy pots/kale juice, you're just gonna be racing and resting a lot and the run will just be terrible. Even then you could just try and turn that uma into a parent
>>563800596
>>563800467Me as maruzen
lazyfag here who is your two dominator uma? Grass and Tachyon? what about rudolf and V.eishin flash her tits
>>563800726Ugly tomboy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXYWfjVJdD8
>>563800401>fat fuckShe's pregnant. my child btw
>>563800749Rudolf and VEishin are the best options, Tachyon and Grass are waifu/cope picks
>>563800749Grass and Rudolf
>>563800749Grass and Rudolf are the best hybrid options. The Germoid has wit growth bonus if debuffing is all you care about
>>563794650>nobody likes F*lco
>>563800749VEishin is secretly broken but you will never see her because no one pulled for her
>>563778974
>RudolphWHO!?
>>563801040i didn't even remember i have her until i check today
does mant have hidden extra stats for the NPCs? i know everyone has +400 but do NPCs have a wit multiplier or hidden abilities? it seems sometimes the game just wants you to take a forced loss which is definitely just bullshit
>>563800749They're all oshi picks. Think of a single time you've seen grass wonder or Rudolph or eisen flash win a cm. Unironically tachyon has won more than any of those in my experience.
>>563801123>ShittyfagIgnore them
>>56380084806 was the best game it was all downhill once they got bought by umavision
>THEY still call my punny wife "Rudolph">GoldFagI think we should just KILL them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOs6X5Ua2zo
>>563801040How so? Her unique seems really mid.
>>563801196>grass wonderCM3
>>563801040>mile F>rudolf's unique except worseno
>>563798036Gay. Cafe needs to understand I need enough sugar in the morning to give an elephant diabetes. And I'm too retarded, rich, and lazy to brew and make my own.
poona
Rice should be my little sister permanently
Carnival is so annoying. Just let me do batch races. Getting to 100k is so gay.
>>563801381just use mile spark, not like you need med S for a debuffer
>>563801480"Rice should be my little onahole permanently"FTFY
>>5638015316 star Med sparks, >=10 star Mile, with the Med sparks on the direct parentsIt is doable
>>563801273Goldfag?You mean Gold Cityfag? Stay Goldfag? Goldship fag?
>>563801647Yes.
>>563801613One and the other doesn't exclude each other
Goldhammer doko?
Cafe becomes an End Closer with her alt by the way
>>563801613thats what anon said?
>>563801647The mambofag who is a Blackrock commodity (gold) trader
>>563800848>Taiki shuttle comes on>Creed starts playing I spit out my sun chips
>>563801647All Golds are shit
>>563782880yes
>>563801716>>563801759>can it be both?>it shouldn't be both
FUCK OFF
>>563800848>we will never have an actual action uma racing gameEven I know competing with yourself is a bad idea. It's just sad though, shit would be kino
Why did she do it?
>>563802016>losing to a hagUninstall, right now
all of my borrows suckednow I need to fap angrily
>>563802089Ugly, retarded gyaru
>>563801040Everyone got her after rolling for VBourbon
helios, marvelous, or nishino as my 1 power card for CM12? i like helios for the skill hints and rainbow spam but she has the lower race bonus. the difference of total RB on my deck would only be between 50% and 55% tho
holy molyno med s so glue but...>>563802156proof?
Give me something non-sexual to make two AI-generated umamusume do in a medium-quality picture
>>563802089Cute, retarded gyaru
>>563802089cute and sexy retarded gyaru
>>563802291Nishino if you don’t have Pasa. Her possible charming event and race bonus are great.
>>563802291What Uma are you training though?
>>563802319I'm easily affected by uma propaganda fan-comic imagery
>>563801531Mile F makes you start with Mile BWithout Medium S you have no chance of winning as a hybrid debuffer AceHer unique does not debuffThere is 0 reason to use her
>>563798032>Most people don't have a MLBd Creek
>>563802319>emo sexNo
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>563800848Holy kino
>>563802501VVVVVV *chomp*VVVVVV
>>563802501Congrats for your dick being bitten off
>>563802306proof like that should be shared in private...be cursed with no med S until I get MINE
>>563802472Your oguri is doing the winning part. If you want someone else to win you run 2 front and xoguri instead of two dominator dum dum. C mile is enough already
sex
https://rule34video.com/video/3945349/maruzensky-uma-musume-axl0204318/
>>563802025winning post
>>563802408in this case i'm asking for a grass wonder run (ace, fuck debuffers i want all my umas to win)i will also train 2 fronts and will prob borrow pasa for them, but i don't have my own MLB FM so not sure if it would be better to borrow that as one of my 3 wit cards
>>563802635
>>563802089She... wants us to swordfight?
>>563802634So why would I use VEishen over any other Dominator
>>563802714Well Marvelous gives you Fast & Furious if you want a gold midrace for your late
>>563802556but I want to seeeeeAND RUDE!!!
>>563802791yeah, that and the stamina bonus are why i considered herbut her rainbows are shit and almost never show up, i'll struggle to get 1100+ power with her alone even with legacies
>>563802769>>563802769>>563802769https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxbkyTQPWR4
>>563802764not that anon so idk but i'm guesing wit growth
shutthefuckupntr cunt
>>563802920Well I made this Grass with this deck
>>563803143your stamina bwo? that's not enough for 2000m is it
>>563798032>no need for stamina debuffers>on the 2400m track that xoguris will try to get away with building 400 stam on
>>563803343It's enough according to gaslightator, she doesn't gas out even if rushed or murmur'd
>>563803412Leaving your stam that low in Graded is a brutal unforced error. But if you're hoping to feast on those few idiots then maybe you don't even deserve your bronze.
>>563803480i feel like this is a "dropped your smug oguri" post but i've watched 570 stam + 2 white recoveries beat my umas in a 2500m tt race so who knows. stamina is a meme
>>563799329>Follow path>End up with Oru>Go through her character story>Turns her torena into a clown.It's peak...
>carnival spark still doesn't give extra pointsWhy are they so retarded
>>563802879maaaaaybe some time...
>>563778974the nicest nature
why am i getting 1* sparks with ss?
