>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://www.nightreignmap.com/en>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>563704549
erg is finished
Erg? Winning nonstop
>>563782035Delusional.
tr*shtinx...
I like Nightreign
>>563782243fujo's can't keep getting away with it
>>563782236should kill xerself.
>>563782243can someone add a bbc in this image
Oppaleh
i'm not at the dlc yet but i like greatkat and normal kats so I'll think abotu that eventually.
>>563782198i do this
>>563782286And yet,
Redmanes also didn't do that well. I also remembered I had his shackle on me.
>>563782392adroable
*enterrs thread*
>>563782567radical...
Terr? Now there was a player. An average one
We are the terr
We are the forgotten. Festering in our dark, dingy little thread. Being dregs in queue. Once haveth seenth the flame thereforeth not saneth no more….you kraven
>>563782997Wow they are really cute together
>>563782997Don’t let the wyldcucks see this
Yeah so I redid it with the shackle and the mausoleum's held up pretty well. Managed to get him below half health on 2nd phase.
>>563782386No terr go away
I WILL hit D3 today.
>>563782567Still the best piece of content this game has ever produced. Wish it was a gif so I could get it.
>>563783474good luck cutie
>>563782997seems familiar
>>563782702* terr-ible one
>>563782567redditkira reference No. 1000>>563783502shit taste
>>563783082Don’t reply twice loser
>>563783474I will hit you
>>563783773whom
>>563783082said no one ever>>563782702This is just true to anyone whose been on the pw since the start.
>>563783225Even though this is what Executies and Wyldbvlls do together when no one is looking.https://files.catbox.moe/radz9g.jpg
>>563783773tysm
forgot how good these are
>>563783862gay
Im d2 and i give up
>>563783773Kill yourself.
>>563783773>>563783862not a good start to this thread
>>563783768>>563783852I said it and I didn't reply twice please don't randomly accuse me I just think they are cute
>>563783862Truth, don't let the execucks see this.
>>563783910Is there any reason not to use CE to give yourself a scythe from the getgo?
>>563783474i just hit D3 myself, good luck anonpraying i don't get red birded the moment i queue up
>>563784090i could. or i could use the winblades for the entire run hah.
>>563783719Nah it’s cute and fun
>>563783992You’re fooling no one>>563783862Truth
>>563784324Are you not the same anon who said that he will do a scythe run?
90% of skill issues is greed and not knowing when it's your turn to attack. Only bloody basterds require a totally different strategy where you try to stun them instead of waiting.
>>563784602i am but i forgot how good it feels to use these. i can fit both on the same build anyhow.
>>563784550It's true I'm not lying I swear I'm not please stop this please I don't like being falsely accused it's not fair and it makes me feel uncomfortable I don't want to go through this please leave me alone
>>563784783i only get hit in casting animations>>563784835me btw
>>563784791So weird
>>563777236We know that in an earlier version of Elden Ring you started the game talking to Godfrey outside the Lands Between, you sail to the Lands Between with other Tarnished, crash land, wander a short distance and fall into the hole where Melina and Torrent find you
Milady anon, if you're still here, tell me if those are frenzy eyes or dragon eyes under your helm
>>563784791Ok ok calm down just post your feet and we can resolve this amicably and responsibly and peacefully
>>563785428ts not tuff nigga
>>563785146The opening cinmatic is told from an in-universe perspective is all. The narrator glazes Gideon for being all knowing. The things he's saying about the various tarnished don't really matter. The falling leaves tell a story, but not necessarily the truth. Everyone is being manipulated and lied to to create a specific outcome.
>>563785328frenzy eyes
>>563785771Hell yeah okay
>>563785428Best boss design in the game.>>563784835>>563784619Best cocksleeve.
I like rennala’s full moon, coolest spell in the base game. Send a moon at someone.
>>563785949I love Dreglord so much, his fight is so fun. The ost sounding like a horror ball room dance always gets me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOcqrSo_s7g>Best cocksleeveAlso true
>>563786232>>563785949Go away
>>563786232only good marika i have yet seen
>>563786483hi
>>563786639hieg
>>563786736Go away
>>563786232His fight become a laugh riot when you realize he misses you 99% of the time if you stand still. Big guy is too seethe laden for his own good and I love it.
gg
Is malenia supposed to be a sympathetic character? I always felt she was just an obstacle
>>563787246gg
GgGodskin crusades continue
>>563784619>>563784835gay?
>>563787249she is a metaphor for neglected autistic children
>>563787483SHE JUST LIKE ME FR
>>563786232 >>563785949 Stay here
>>563787615;D
>>563787483I feel more for millicent desu
>>563787249Is Millicent sympathetic? They were supposed to be one and the same
>>563787736Staying
>>563787937Millicent is sympathetic because she’s trying to avoid her destiny of becoming a weird rot goddess flower thing I guess
>FromSoftware Spent More Time On The Duskbloods’ Gameplay Than Any Other Title, and It Will Be the Most Innovative>As reported in a new video shared by Ziostorm, a Chinese journalist who provided accurate information on Elden Ring before the game's release, recently revealed some small, exciting tidbits about FromSoftware's upcoming Nintendo Switch 2 exclusive. The game was reportedly greenlit even before the marketing campaign for Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice started, and it is the game that FromSoftware has spent the most time on gameplay among all of their games.>All the time spent on prototyping The Duskbloods' gameplay is reportedly paying off, as the game, although PvEvP, features many innovative gameplay elements that the team is really proud of. So much so that the journalist speculates the game could influence games from other studios as much as the aforementioned Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice did, especially with the parry mechanics that are now prevalent in almost every action game.>Miyazaki considers Link to the Past to be GOAT and collaborating with Nintendo is his biggest dreamAre you ready for kino?
>>563787905i felt bad when i fell on her and she died
>>563788231Don't care still not buying a switch for extraction slop
>>563788231>stuck on switchFUCK MY GAY LIFE
>>563788231>Most Innovativesighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>563787970>俺is jirai duchess a crossdresser?
>>563788231>Ziostorm, a Chinese journalisthad me for a moment
>>563787249In ways, in others she's dumb as fuck. I use the word vainglory to describe her all the time and its the perfect way to describe her. She's a pretty tragic character even considering how dumb she is precisely because we get to see her make the bad choices that lead to her undoing, hell we spur it into action. Without Millicent, Malenia herself wouldn't have any depth. The games have like 20 different valkyrie women at this point and only Malenia seems like she lost agency instead of gained it. Its complex.
>>563788686they call them the Nothingburgers
>>563788231>PvEvP>Switch 2 Exclusive>Been worked on for over 7 years at this pointOh no it's a flop
https://youtu.be/hWvyCRzcWq0?si=vLIUVzLYRIF5Pdu5&t=856what in the fuck
I already had a level 90 hero start in the dlc i could have just respecd for this stupid arcane build why did i delete it anon
>>563789459......waow....
>>563788231This is like the 10th time you’ve posted this. The answer stays the same.
>>563788231>A bunch of new cool gimmicks that they'll never use again for newer games, they also won't take any lessons from Elden Ring's horrible multiplayer for sure>Switch wifi with From netcode>Bloodborne gun spam will most likely be in the game>30 FPSOnly actual braindead children are hyped for this, anybody with a brain is extremely cautious of this time bomb
>>563785146>We know that in an earlier version of Elden Ring you started the game talking to Godfrey outside the Lands Between, you sail to the Lands Between with other Tarnished, crash land, wander a short distance and fall into the hole where Melina and Torrent find youRedpill me on Elden Ring's betas and prototype changes
>>563789459That type B is absolutely hideous, this nigga has never seen a woman irl
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>>563790070we don't criticize alternative type Bs here
>>563788853Yeah that's how I feel about her as well.
>Guardian actually retained aggro the entire ED dogs D5 fight and didn't go down a single timeAbsolutely insane, he did jackshit during the actual expedition and I had to kill everything but he played really well during the boss
>>563787358>mushjeet no sixth senseKEK
>>563790643gg that was me
>>563790313While saying all that I still think she's a shit character. Seeing her give into the rot god is like seeing a druggie relapse right in front of you. The game implies that she is mind controlled my Miquella, but when she does her blooms that feels like the real her taking control. Huh, I guess the rot moments kind of are her taking her agency back even if it ends up disastrously. Now I'm wondering if Miquella's gay age would even be an issue, seems like people can break the control by having a fighting spirit overwrite the compulsion. >>563790643Thats guardian in a nutshell. A massive drag during the round itself, a cakewalk in the night and nightlord bosses.
>>563790780Shartian is a drag the entire run, including Nightlords thoughbeit. Unless you still do normal runs for some reason (lol)
>>563790945W I F E
Might post an update on the soldiers only run tomorrow if something happens. I could also just say how the run has been so far if anyone's interested. Avian marionettes managed to get him to second phase while both were still alive this time thanks to me remembering to use the shackle.
>>563790976I agree lolcow, but a good guardian really does make any boss fight unlosable. The fight will only be a real drag when the other 2 don't know how to play. If the guardian is staying alive he knows whats he's doing at least. Slowing the exp gains down slightly doesn't matter when good players are hitting level 12 on night 1, but making the nightlord fight free in D5 is great and worth the slower gains during the round. Guardian isn't the only nightfarer to slow down gains. Its usually a party comp issue with all 3 players together causing disaster runs that peter out with the group at level 9 struggling for 50 minutes on 1 boss.
potboy op
>>563790780>Thats guardian in a nutshell.Nah I feel like they usually 2-3 bar if the boss isn't Heolstor, he was getting chipped a lot but he had shit loads of HP relics
>>563791118What're your ash levels for the stuff you are actively using, and which have shown themselves to work best most consistently? I'm guessing you have most success with avionettes rn
gg first win of a new streak. Let's go.
how'd i die with passive up
I am a guardian IRL but ingame I am a beautiful fat sissy revenant
>>563791375>birdjeet cope essayNot reading all that, but feel free to play on the pw and prove me wrong, because not a single guardian has made actual hard bosses any easier infact they drag out the fight and multi-bar if it's a hard boss.
>>563791583>>563791624GG.Mush with the sixth sense fraud lel
>spam pings a night invader across the map at level 1>ignores all other easy bosses along the way>they each die FOUR TIMES to the night invader>pull a dozen demi-human mobs in their frantic circling around invader raider>finally kill the invader>goes afk dying to scarlet rot>quits>other guy quits tooD2 gaming
Omg so many Wyldstuds on the queue.. my pussy is wet...
>>563791739At least in D2 you can solo unless you're a giga shitter
>>563791852You're beautiful
>>563791375You know what else makes a fight unloseable? Any other character that knows what they are doing, with the added bonus that they make the fight shorter and minimize chances for allies to fuck things up by doing real dps numbers.
>>563791854I am in D2. I am a shitter.
>>563791739>duo mode released due to popular demand>duos still queue /3Is this explained in the lore somewhere?
>mushjeet just finished a run>thread takes a nose-dive in qualityNoooticing
>>563791896Thanks...>>563791979I remember playing DoN duo with randoms when duos came out, it was pretty comfy honestly - you feel a closer bond with your teammate.
>>563787736>>563790252>>563791852>>563791896You must kill yourself today
>>563791979Yeah, the lore is they are often normie frauds that need the 3rd gamer to carry. >>563792126Truth
>>563790252Oh it's the goth bitch type B. She's hot. Wish I had a friend with a type B like that to let me cum on her face ingame.
>>563792116>off model AI slop0/10
>>563791925>Any other character that knows what they are doingthen you can't complain about the guardian making it slow down, just kill the boss lol. I will reiterate - it takes 3 people to have a long drawn out nightlord fight.
>>563791979I don't think they were a duo. I think one guy was a retard with main character syndrome and the other guy was an autist getting overstimulated from the spam pings.
How is starting all over again in NR a fun type of run? You have to grind all your retarded relics again>YOOOO I GOT +2 DEXTERITY WITH WYLDER JEET STRIKE>NEXT RUN IS GONNA BE TOTALLY DIFFERENT
>>563792325Anyone that knows what they are doing can solo the fight while you hug the floor and make it 'easy' for those on the floor. The guardian being in the run at all is a grief because his lack of DPS throughout night 1/2 means the real characters are scaled down because of reduced runes and loot.
>>563791568Both marionettes, cuckoos and and godrick's are all +9, leyndell and mausoleum soldiers are +8, redmanes, soldjars and great shields are all +7. As for how they have performed, godrick soldiers took out a few early bosses, and are generally a good way to see how the fight is going to go down for other ashes. Cuckoos are the ones who brought down tree sentinel, renalla (after me quitting this run for like a year or two and then doing it again up until today) and most recently, makar. Leyndell soldiers are quite slow, but can be good against enemies that are more humanoid like alabaster lords and blood nobles and also goldfrey from what I remember, though they struggle in groups. Avionettes and marionettes have been my bread and butter. Avionettes took out godrick, red wolf, morgott, and most others. Marionettes can be quite good against dragons, but can also just wind up doing nothing and getting stuck, they also took out the windmill village apostle. Redmane, mausoleum and greatshield soldiers have been recent additions, with the latter making their debut on Mohg (got him to Duo). Mausoleums have taken out a godskin noble, and are pretty good for group fights, though they are a bit too squishy. Redmanes have also been useful, but I don't remember when I used them. Soldjars are a meme.
Today I jobbed a bunch but anon is nice and doesn't pick on me on the thread
Nah, I'm bored of balancers
>>563788231
>>563792685*headpat*
>>563792615>Anyone that knows what they are doing can solo the fightThen why not just do that? It takes 3 people to have a long drawn out nightlord fight.
>>563792714oughh thanks
>>563792292not bad??
>>563792685People are only nice to you because of your huge jugs
>>563792712Grim…>>563792685We’ll always love you don’t worry about it cutie :)
parrying this hollow that jumps you is the best feeling
>>563792126Damn you’re fuming
>>563792809Indeed, never revive guardians. They can watch from the floor, maybe they'll learn something.
>>563792685>>563792714>>563792817>>563792941See >>563792126>>563792864That's a man behind the post actually
>>563792253don’t talk to yourself
>>563792126Damn you're cooking
>>563792979Parry my low self-esteem please.
>>563793020TotalErperDeath
>>563792692liking balancers is actually a litmus test, i don't fuck with people who legit think the fight is fun.
>>563793180why is she so smug?
>>563791852Many are saying this. All are saying this, even.
>>563792864Their huge teats are the only reason people tolerate Reclusechuds.>>563792941Ily.
>>563792408I feel for the overstimulated autist, I also get extremely disoriented when queued with a pingbind turboretard skipping half the map (this is always an executor player btw)
>>563793076you seem upset that no one likes you threadjeet??
>>563792712
>>563792126I'm>>563790252 explain what did I do to deserve those mean words
we all three barred to the normal fake agheel and i quit the game, how should i self delete
>>563793049so true
>>563792292Makeup really does fool retarded people
>>563793513Maybe I just get off on beating women and goth girls look like they took a 2 piece.
>>563793284True, they are the biggest shitter,s and it's not even close
>>563793329good throwback
>>563793595Why do you get off on beating women?
>>563793883I said maybe. Its a perchance kind of thing.
Why is he having a melty this time?
>>563794043Anons programmed the lolcow into repeating the same mantras over and over. It's a given at this point if you mention guardian or executor.
>>563794043Who knows
>>563794161>>563794171you tell him broski
>>563793997I see
>>563794161>>563794171Beautiful and terrible as the dawn.
>>563794161Don't do this to him dude.
Is it a bad idea to go here when the circle is closing for the smithing stone, I have died twice because I have no fucking idea of where to escape to
>birdsaars still can't handle their character being off-metaoh no no no
>>563793340Your ugly type Bs should be criticized because they're ugly looking you stupid faggot god you're obnoxious
>>563794509day 1? depends, if all 3 of you come and you have decent dps sure
>>563794523Just let him go bro he'll write some horse fanfiction or something to calm himself down it isn't our problem anymore.>>563794509If you don't know where to go there then never go there. Its the hollows you can get a +2 stone at the gold merchant 99% of the time. If you really want to do the mines then only do that one after getting the church below it, enter from near the church, kill the crystalian for the stone then double back the way you came. That part of the cave will be the same layout as the other mines.
>>563783773don't post that disgusting onlytroon shart here
>>563794736>>563794562>>563793513......waow....
>>563794952Its not a confusing layout once you know it.
>>563786608I thought that was a monster hunter artwork for a second
>>563794736I fucking hate the hollows map and dread playing it despite that being the only way to learn it
>>563788231Don't even want it even if it gets a PC port
>what if i allude to a threadcow that doesn't exist>hehe comedy gold
>>563795118Its really fun once you know the general layout. The basement tier feels very underutilized. >>563795154Its great, he's going to be wound up for hours. Now we talk around him while never giving the full qrd lol.
>>563795118No one actually likes the negrows map its just people were desperate for some variety, and it's the only thing they got, so they convinced themselves they like it. >>563795131>post-defeat seethe kino
>>563793286 (me)Actually meant for >>563793057 and >>563792126
>terr getting xher asshole ripped open by DOS for the second time in a day Cinema!
>>563794736nta but you dont always get a gold merchant, other option is to save your ult and break the cracked statues along your route, should be easy with the buff or at least a defeating enemies fill art gauge +1 relic
Is there such a thing as toxic positivity?
Yes
>>563795297>nta but you dont always get a gold merchantThats why I said 99% of the time. Cracked statues are pretty low rng for the +2 stone and only certain classes can even interact with it but its a good option. I feel like the Hollows doesn't even need the +2 builds, you get spoiled for purples/oranges in Hollows if you want. I guess if you are one of the 3 or so builds that want the +2 stone you should learn the mines layout.
>>563795242>Its really fun once you know the general layout.Maybe, I do remember having melties about contrivances in traversing the regular map way back during release week and still getting used to it, but hollows are too retardedly vertical and twisted for me, 9/10 runs I turn away for a second and I can no longer find where did my team fuck off to or an obvious path to rejoin them. Been avoiding it like the plague since
>>563795470Women have done this
>>563795269>>563795154Both terrjeet and DOShitter get a beatdown every thread thoughbeit
>>563795601it's more like 60% for me
>>563793218Her Wyldman just creampied her (a fate most women can only dream of)
>>563793082don’t talk to yourself
>>563795771Nah he's right
>>563795664You'll probably be fine now, the only wtf part of the map now is if the party correctly wants to clear castles or erroneously wants to clear towers. A lot of the crazier routing that would get you lost simply isn't done anymore. That awesome area that looks like Minas Morgul in the lower right of the map? Yeah literally no one goes there ever anymore. The map has been mostly solved for efficiency and you run around the same areas every time now. That is its own boringness but thats a different issue. >>563795704Probably higher than that, but much less than my initial 99%. Point is its reliable enough.
>>563776538They absolutely do. Never heard of Seth Rogen?
>>563795470post the pasta
>>563796234second. I love that spinning bit.
>>563795470is greatsword good? let's check it out guys*hardswaps to radahn's bow golem arrows*
>>563796305someone should make one for jeetnineshit is hilarious
gg normie dargon
>>563796568I don't follow your tubers so I don't know any of that I just know of the pasta for that twinky guy.
>>563783862Excesses take cock like that????
Terrible weapon.
>>563797240We do, we like to bounce on it~
?????
>>563797486Surprisingly bad for what you have to do to get it. I see people use it as an accessory more than an actual weapon.
i want to eat sorry
Lol we just got a triple riposte on Malenia
>>563797574You can buff it but I really still don't think it's good with that trait. The biggeste joke weapon of all time.
>>563797926what a whore
truly the most insane covenant
>>563798010If I remember correctly it has unique bleed qualities but yeah still trash. A lot of crap weapons became good in nightreign but not the bouquet that thing is still trash.
>>563798076True...
chat...he spawned all the vagrants :x
>>563783862I want to jam my cock up a woman's cunt like that
>>563799201You a white boy? Black women love white boys.
>>563797489which skin do exesissies use?
>>563799368normal orange shit.
>>563799368Dawn is the cutest and bestest forever
>>563799353no, but I am light skinned
>>563799368They are all sissy skins except the DS1 set, which doesn't belong to xhim
>>563799368Nothing but the default one works on him for me
>>563799640Ahhhh, get a pair of demin overalls and layer it over a sweater but only wear 1 arm in the sweater. You'll be swimming in purple pusy.
>>563799687mind=blown
>>563799508>>563799557>>563799687so orange/yellow... like a fruit?
>>563783862>Wyldsaar just admitted to Execugawt that he enjoys being gay with himshould've told us sooner
hey dont call me fruity
>>563799753nah bruh wha
>>563800004i know you like it
>>563799960Just orange because it makes him look weakest and they want to self insert. >>563800010They didn't tell you?
>>563799986Even though that is an exejeetas fantasy post. Nice try though brownjeet.
>>563800078i like blueberries
>>563799986
>>563800173i will dress like this
>>563799986Executor is a girl and she likes Wyld man cock
>>563800176>>563800194>>563800312gay
please stop talking about gay sex, you will trigger vulnerable anons
what do you think the g in erg stands for
>>563800637Girls.
>>563800637Game, because this is a videogame board?
interesting how the antiporn crusader only shows up when someone posts tits but stays quiet once gayposting is on the menunoticing...
>>563800637general?
>>563800785erotic roleplay general and nightreign
>>563800759no don't worry I still hate porn and I especially am repulsed by faggy men, I'm just currently more entertained by playing my game
>>563800759The real gayposting hasn't even started yet
>>563800865oh that's nice you had me worried for a sec
>>563800865what are u playing
>>563800825that was erogen
>>563800684melina is cute>>563800698*gamerswe're all gamers here>>563800785radahn?
>>563799753sorry what
i miss melina
>>563793198I’m not that doe
>>563797489Hot…>>563799986Even though that’s clearly a female
>>563800959nightring
>>563800637>>563800785i thought it was Grindr?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gixPwOQenGgnow that's a spicy mod
gg. wormed at the wall award
>>563801342executor is clearly a guy
>>563801490GG.Why did you point me down lmao
>>563801657Asking you to be a good girl and sit
>>563801705this is a shitty attempt at a rebrand of the point down gesture and I hated every time you tried it
>>563800637Grenadiers.
>>563801705I'm even more confused
>>563790945>the sword tip being that bluntlol…>>563792292she’s kinda cute (by the standards of this game anyway)
>>563801894don't mind him he thinks it does something when he does this with many other people
>>563801621Not in that pic he’s not
>>563801657Deserved for not paying attention to the exploding zombies at the exploding zombies camp. kek!
tempted to buy tomodachi life so i can dollhouse all of the nightfarers into it and maybe some other elden ring/souls npc's
>>563802058that pic is not of the executor, it's of some porn model used as reference for fan porn>>563802102pedophile
>>563802226would be funny until you start forcing coomer ships instead of the canon ones
>>563795470Yo what's up guys, ChasetheSlop here and welcome back to another Elden Ring build video, today we will be invading with golem arrows I mean Radahn's rain, my talisman setup is basically the same as Jeeslop and you can use these items I duped because Migazaki though this was an MMO, that really covers everything about the build, let's just see how it performs in the invasions
ive never seen this "erotic roleplay"" schizos speak of
I want to make clapcake bounce on me
>>563802929just add xhe
>>563802102
>>563802102You’re so cute…
Who would win in a 1v1? ChasetheGOD or jeenini/shitovsky?
>>563802636Accurate but don’t EVER post my wife in this shithole
>>563803216Jeeslop is legitimately really good in 1v1, Chudlovsky is a complete fraud and loses without his meta crutches all the time, Chasetheslop despite all the meme is probably still really good just by virtue of playing that slop daily but I still think Jeeslop comes on top
I am still D2 BUT my win rate is going up which I'm happy about. I've gone from 16.67% winrate to 25.81% win rate and now I'm at 30% win rate. Soon I will cross the 50% win rate threshold. I've played 40 games in total in the depths.
>>563803428Kill yourself
>>563802102You're so cringe...
>>563803808I say this
>>563803216jeekike can fight people using scummy stuff like offhand rakshasa with beast clawslavlovsky gets raped by duelists on a daily basis and is also onlywaifu's boyfriendchasethereddit is a RL200 shitter and probably still didn't fight a dedicated gank in elden ring
>>563802248exejeet is a brown eunuch, may as well be a woman. You seem upset btw
>>563803572Please provide a demonstration
>>563803572Who tf draws these undietakers, I love them to bits and wish to subscribe for more
>>563802805Our troony discord sisters performatively groom each other in the thread regularly.
>>563802636don't post my wife in this shithole>>563803280thats my wife though but mistake happens i forgive you
Take her? I hardly know her!
>>563803421>>563803857Hmm yes I concur. Chudovsky would probably choke and go KURWAAA ACKKKK and then it'd be kinda close between the other two? Chase never posts when he plays against gay build tryhards. Thank you I needed an expert's opinion.
>>563804104lmao undietaker
>>563803428good job cutie
>>563804237groom? how
>>563804582silence mushjeet
We could have had this cute horse girl instead of the hideous beast known only as "Torrent"
>>563804945In tarnished edition of the first Sin you will be able to
>>563805253interesting
>>563805253lemme fink about it... no!
jee on the telly
>>563803428keep dancing
>>563803949Cute and got him
>>563804863You know how anons programmed our lolcow to repeat himself ad nauseum? Imagine that but with eroticism.
>>563804440don’t post my wife in this shithole again.
>>563804863wtf latinxes look like that…..?
I miss Trish
>>563806186shut the fuck up retard
>>563806186She saved /erg/
>>563806303For all of us.
>>563806303from who/what?
>>563806303>>563806186Said everyone ever
>>563806224Are you jealous?
>>563803930you should be upset about pedophiles too if you have any sense of humanity left in your sorry self
>Use dormant power helps discover fists>Find tons of fist Wylders, get annoyed because they always hoard all the fucking negations that I need>Swap to dormant power helps discover claws>Another fucking batch of Wylders using that too>Swap to straight sword>More faggot ass Wylders using it>Go back to fist>Two fucking actual indian Wylders also using itGetting sick of this shit
Thank you for sharing your important message with me, I'm honored
oh my bad, I see it's disinfo for schizophrenics hour so I will play the game instead
>>563804440Chase used to destroy really disgusting ganks in DS3, nothing on Jeeslop's level but he was still pretty good, but Jeeslop's autism and patience is out of this world, motherfucker can stall a duel for hours
>>563806746How do you hoard the negations
>>563806746>>563806791>>563806808who are you talking to?
>>563806303by fucking off
>>563806976By not giving them to meFuck you
>>563807058this, but unironically
>>563806746>actual indian WyldersHumor me, what skins they used?
>>563806746>>563807082>THOSE ITEMS YOU HAVE WERE PROMISED TO ME 3000 YEARS AGOAt some point you should just stop looking at your teammates inventory and focus on your own game. It does nothing but tilt you.
>>563807110Darkness
>>563807082They are giveable???
>>563807227
1/3
>>563807180Honestly memes aside it's really annoying to have overlapping roles, I usually play a tankier Undertaker but have learned to swap when a Raider is on the team because I just know if somebody drops damage negations he will run and grab them if I'm not fast enough, it's just annoying to fight over that shit>>563807254YesDrop them right now
Ladies and femboys, I got my first relic with physical attack +4! It doesn't have terrible negatives too!
>>563807602I'm unfamiliar with this tech
>>563807082>>563807602I look like this>>563807180I say this
>>563807931Not bad but I'd take a +3 with another good line if I had the choice
I miss talking to Madison...
>>563808315pancakes...
>>563808304That's the fun part! I don't have a choice! The only other physical attack I have is a +2 that poisons me when I'm not full hp. When you're bad like me that means I'm always poisoned.
>>563808478BUTTERFLY!
wtf so weapon passives are active always
>>563808602If it has a little hand picture you have to be wielding it but otherwise yea. It took me like 20 hours to figure that out.
>>563808720waow.
>>563808602>>563808720>>563808884Omaiga so thats why there's such an unbearable amount of people attached to their starting weapons. To be fair the game should have done a better job explaining this basic concept.
>>563809083To be fair, if its a Rev, she may count on the starter healslop to remove royal revenants, or have heal swapped to some other spellIf its a Wylder going into the nightlord arena with his +0 starter buckler, he's just special needs
>>563809284I was just thinking about Wylders and Raiders, they seem to love +2ing their starter weapon even though its extremely mid
I really liked Nightreign, but they genuinely didn't do enough with it. It feels like someone got halfway through prepping a dish, put it in the oven for, like, half the time it was meant to be in there for, and then dropped it on the dining table with no plate.
>>563809083It does explain the concept it's just that most people can't read.
Here's something really autistic that just happened to me>Go back to the grace because two barred at invaders>Ironeye and Revenant go fight a red Black Knife>Revenant for some reason marks the tower right next to the grace I'm at and goes back to it, abandoning Ironeye>Ironeye gets killed and I die saving him because one of the miners stunlocked me and the black knife one shots me>Ironeye goes to the Revenant and points down, gets killed by the Black Knife who was following him, Revenant proceeds to clap at him>Revenant goes to fight a Leonine Misbegotten and dies, me and the Ironeye ignore him>Ironeye goes to the church and breaks the boxes to use the starlight shards>They go to the castle but do nothing, I go to the nearest boss and solo it>I solo a lion while this autism is going>They both go to the tree from the first night and start spamming pings>Ironeye does the Patches crouch >I try my best and kill a Death Knight but job horribly because I don't have enough practice outspacing their anime bullshit>Revenant decides to help me>Ironeye gets killed and I think the Revenant goes to clap at his body>Revenant dies>I die>-800 pointsBro D5 used to be comfy but I'm getting at least one of these fucking grief matches at least once a week nowadays, be honest with me should I try the password or is it the same shit? I just want to play video games
>>563810098They trolled us dawg
>>563810127The Ironeye left this comment on the Revenant's profile by the way
>>563809786Oddly enough I never see Ironeyes go through the trouble, even though the bow is easily infusable and actually scales close-ish to black bow
>>563810127No one on the pw does this
GG Adel. I didn't expected you guys to go back up, I just went back to pick the succ shield. Those 2 weapon with nite tide really weren't worth it day 1.
>>563810127pw games are most definitely more comfy than randoms, even if you lose it's never because of retarded shit like that
>>563810098that's because the real dish is going to be duskbloods but unironically
>>563809083I also figured out today that you can press 3, yes I play on a keyboard, in the items menu and it'll tell you what things like, "Power of the Queen" do.
>>563810256>青蟲 seethekino
>>563810256Last year after everdarks just got released one of my rando queues ended with some chink account DMing me about some csgo-related chink scam website and I spent 2 months replying to him with assorted google translated chinese curses. It was oddly satisfying in a way
>>563810484>switch exclusiveA dish that requires going to a restaurant most people have no interest in.
Reading is the final boss for any Elden Shart fan.
>>563810529Wtf does that mean, what did he say
>>563810386gg! Nice playing with you two. I figured you had nighttide damage so I screeched so we could run through the fire lol, watching your health instantly deplete to like 2 ticks made me laugh. I died in the fire trying to pick up those weapons you pinged because I kept picking up the wrong ones and fumbled my inventory. Thank you for trying to come back for me Creasy, I saw the effort.
>Trish leaves>4chan dies>Trish returns>Captchas work normallyHmm
>>563809786This guy does level 1 D5 solo and uses the starting weapon for every match. I don't know if they do that for extra challenge or if it's like an autism thing about consistent movesets.https://www.youtube.com/@user-jb1ym7wc6g
>>563810484>Switch 2 exclusive
>>563810721Kill yourself, troontinx.>>563810757Because you can only use grays which are a pain to find.
>>563810812That makes sense.
>>563810656
Forcing cupcake to accept reality by making them play with ergs so they can see that there's no gay happenings only boring runs!
>>563810851Lmao thanks
>>563810851The hell does the Hagi Den mean?
>>563810853It'll get a lot gayer when I'm D5! I'm bad though so that might take a while.
>>563810704I had accepted my fate in the rain there, the ult was certainly helpful in getting to boss arena safely thanks.
>>563810619>>563810484Its like paying $800 to go to a restaurant where the servers are all crippled and autistic and the food comes really slow, there's drool all over it and half of it is spilled on the floor. Then you have to eat with cardboard spoons.
I get that you're all mad about having to spend money but unfortunately it's going to be a very good game
>>563810380>>563810437Ok I'll try the password tomorrow, getting sick of these random outbursts of autism, this shit always sours the mood and I hate going to bed on such a bad loss
>>563810967Kill yourself.
>>563811079I feel like saying that makes it sound worse than it is. The food is theoretically great. They have all the stuff they need already. They just need to fucking go somewhere with it.
I may play it on my bf's switch
>>563811079I think there's an actual place like you've described somewhere in europe
would doubling on on Death Blight on hit fuck my shit up?
>>563811471good luck, only downside of the pw is longer queue time
>>563811276For you maybe, not everyone enjoys the same thing and if you have fun with it great. I have a lot of other games to play and sadly getting to an age where I have less time to get through them.
>>563810853Even though I'm already drawing Creasy and Aschev holding hands after one run with them. Fujos always win anon. Please don't take this seriously>>563811018You're welcome!
>>563811548Its on switch 2 only
>>563810853>>563811615Too bad you can't force him to accept the reality that he is biologically male with XY chromosomes and no amount of drugs or castration can ever change that.
i threw a fire bomb at the fire and killed myself
>>563811079Hit the nail on the head>>563811503>The food is theoretically greatNot really, no
>>563811620He bought one but only plays smash on it. Probaly won't play roll slop desu
>>563810484>the real dish is going to be liquid shit served on a platter Funny joke award
>>563810721I noticed this too… curious…
>>563810721>>563812091Other way around, genius
>Sony cultists still fellate Bloodborne as the best thing ever to this day>Now Nintendo cultists will get their own exclusive Bloodborne to be obnoxious about
>>563810098It had the makings of a good game, but everything about it just didn’t go far enough. You can see this was something demanded by investors rather than anything with a passionate will behind it.
>>563811276im sure you wish that was the case on both counts. hell, I kind of do too. but it’s not.
>>563812221When the biggest problem your game has is "it needs more of that," you're in a really good damn place. They just had to put more on top.
Personally I don't enjoy PvPvE games
>>563812429There's also the issue that the lockon is fundamentally broken
I'm shit at the game
>>563812187One is righteous and just. The other raped and wrong. Learn the difference.
>>563812091>>563810721Correct as is, genius.
>>563812429>the biggest problem your game has is "it needs more of that,”but it’s not
>>563813000same
>half of the thread blown through in 6 hours
>>563813797yeah it's been blown alright
why did no one take this kek
>>563814734I wouldn't
>>563814734You have to understand, anon. The average video game enjoyer has brain damage.
>>563814734i didnt check, was that from the fulgawd run
>>563814825Souls fans either have an IQ of 70 or 130.
>>563814734oh i didnt see i love antspur, it's so virulent...
>>563813603Speaki
>>563813603built for piggybacks
>>563815041mines both
>>563667570Went all experimental and all on this one, my pencilslop magnum opus? Thank you for your tarnished submission, long nose woman nextThis felt rewarding to complete, but took a retarded amount of time so hopefully I can dial back my autism and do cartoony shit again.No effects creepy beige png ver: https://litter.catbox.moe/htluzaw0dfvfvcbr.png
>>563815497Freakin' epic
>>563815497love how it looks, very well done anon + I hope you draw more art and share it online elsewhere because you are well talented
>>563815497actually fucking goated, bro you could be charging commissions for doing this
>>563815723Thanks! I've done that before but it quickly drained the sovl and made me neurotic about my favorite hobby so I found a day job that lets me fuck around instead
>>563802102Brat
>>563815989My respect for you grows even more
>>563815497Great work m8.
>>563815497How do I become pro level like this?
>>563816643*throws a /v/ thread about loomis at your head*
>>563815989Why? Were you cramming a bunch of them or something?
>>563815497Soulful.
>>563816729it cant be... all my answers... no... the funny orange book?
>>563814734I fucking wish I got gear like that gawd dawm
>>563790014Ranni and Melina were originally the same person and had the same face.From changed Melina's face but forgot to actually write anything for her which is why Melina is a complete nothing character.Ranni was also connected to the Nox and wasn't Radahn/Rykard's sister
>>563817098Melina should have hung out at the roundtable hold. Would it really have been that hard to put her in there and then just have her response when talked to be like, "..."?
>>563795268>>563786483
GG Libra. For some reason I thought first poison swamp we went to was one with invader. Maybe I should sleep. Also cannot believe he teleported away on stance break.
>>563811615should there be an aschev x creasy fic?
>>563817182>>563811482
>>563817586>>563782226
>>563815497
GgBlessed loot run
>>563817831Are you dating anyone?
>>563817382Why didn't the duo ggpost you? That's a bit rude imo desu
>>563817901talk about the fucking game you annoying faggot
>>563810386>>563810704Wow when did you start playing with erg, mommy? Can I play with you too?
>>563818013Just block them so they stop shitting up the password
mind your own mf business imo desu
>>563807227that just deviljeet
>>563806573>>563806303>>563806186Said no one ever
>>563806573 >>563806303 >>563806186 Said everyone ever
>>563817825I look like this
>>563781946In demon's souls original, assuming a 100% chance for an item drop to occur, does your luck level affect which item is actually dropped when the given enemy has multiple possible ones?I want to KMS, so I'm trying to get pure bladestone
>>563819067You just have to suffer the grind like we all did 26 years ago. You want pure white tendency I think too
>>563818142I'm gonna vomit in my mouth bro come on
>>563818972Nope majority of anons and pw players don't like him nice cope tho
>>563819328Yes that is some nice cope you’re trotting out very high grade peddle it somewhere else please
>>563819214>You want pure white tendency I think tooBlack world tendency. In white enemies drop more healing items, in black they drop more upgrade materials
>>563819328It’s just trash and simpo posting abkut themselves
>>563819328What's the issue? They're actually good at the game and populate the pass
>>563819516Don’t make me post the webm Trish
>>563819067are u on pc or psn
>>563819361Do you want me to list the players who had a bad experience with him again to shut your ass up? Do you?>>563819516Griefing, ragequitting, shittalking other players for little reason, polluting the thread with ERP garbage>good at the gameThis is also a massive stretch
>>563819663PC. I could just mod it, but I want it the legit way. I'm only curious about how it technically works
>>563819839>Do you want me to list the playersyes, its always funny
>>563819839There’s no one who hasn’t had a bad experience with someone at this point genius welcome to /erg/
Trish chainsaw glitch me
>>563819978He most likely dtpg
>>563819978don’t care about the argument but yeah that’s unironically true in fairness…
>>563815497That's me! thank you! this is amazing and we don't deserve drawfags this good...
>>563819978the difference is xe's universally hated
