happy friday erg!>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://www.nightreignmap.com/en>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>563781946
Tarnished edition is going to be $80
>>563857000
>>563854858>trooncake and creasyjeeta as teammates nightmarish. no wonder xhey lost
Haha wouldn't it be funny if you and another ergoyim queued into cupcake and then decided to do no damage after arriving at the nightlord so they have to solo it and then keep reviving them until they win or quit haha
erg is finished
next time I get another balancers fight I'll pick bow ironeye too so we'll have a fight with 20 worm phases, that's gonna be real funny
>>563857610isn't it always 3 worm phases?
>>563857000Where’s the part where Terr cut them both in half for being gay
cocktails trigger 'negation while casting' but do they get buffed by sorcery passievs?
>>563857386hahaha and then posting ur balls on their DMs whenever they die loool
>>563856839And it’s going to be the same game with horse armor. Incredible.
Weh why does creasy the retard get to play with clapcake. God I'm so jealous rn!
>>563857386it's like a little trolling huh
>>563857727You've lost me I don't see how that's funny
>>563857785Playing with clapcake...
>>563857695terr is gay himself that would be extremely homophobic and bigoted and that’s not what the thread shit-err stands for get your facts straight
>>563857785>t. guy who doesn't play with erg
>>563857768well I mean it includes the dlc I think so it's technically a $20 discount for a $100 game
>>563857386You're late, Practice already invented doing that
>>563857394Your "FUN" doesn't do enough "DAMAGE" which is totally fine providing you're good enough to meme while carrying 2 dead weights like grease cake >>563857785
>>563857941Thats all of us really.
who said you could get out of containment, trashget back in there
>>563857941I've played with erg more than anybodyI have over 700 confirmed ergsTo me, you're just another cutie
>>563858085DOS do you need to shit up every thread? Do you even play this game you fucking faggot? At least our nametards play it
>>563858142>no proofsure buddy
>>563858273???
Hotfix or update. Call it
>>563858447Nothingpita
>>563858273this but with the mass reply fag
>>563858386You replied to our lolcow without knowing it. He's going to hound you for the rest of the day, ignore him and let us handle it.
>>563858447>he thinks any random version change on steamdb means somethingPoor thing
Spoopy
>>563858809poopy...
>>563858870oopy...
>>563858809proper use
>>563858521Dont talk to yourself faggot freak
>>563858938goopy... please queue...
>>563858085>>563858386>>563858523Don’t trigger him too hard his conniptions have already started
>>563859151I don't really care whats going on.
>>563859041>thread shitter feels called out and instantly reveals xher's bare brown ass for all to seelike clockwork
>>563859071naam?
queueueueueue
>>563859210Good, that will drive him even more insane.
Stop speaking in riddles you goddamn baboons
how do I get myself an executie gf
>>563859439I actually do know, but I'm going to pretend I don't. I love how specific this all is.
>>563859210Nothing. Someone thinks schizoposting about threadcows is the height of comedy so he made one up.
>>563859519ask sludge out
>>563859629>>563859679kek
>>563859313 (me)Meant for >>563858273
gg deathrite bird
gg
>>563859313>>563859965
>>563860021gg, that was the quickest I've ever seen ed adel go down.
>>563858043I must figure out how to make it do damage, in fact I WILL figure it out
I want to cum on a Revenant main's face!
>>563860135You already figured it out.
>>563857695busy getting parried by Devil for being gay and brown.
>>563860184this but clapcake's tits
>>563860184>>563860406Very strange posts
>>563860220anon you just said I didn't and that I was doing zdpses
>>563860406never met someone with a taste in porn i couldn't trust
>>563860548Not that anon (NTA)
its prawn. not porn. fuck you
>>563859424terrjeeta
>>563860090>>563859041
>>563860683God given food is better than earthly appeals to lust after all
I like bread
GG BloodyBalancers Based Practice being worm bait and doing it perfectly multiple times.
>>563860406Oughh clapcake's saggers are so fat
>>563860947>>563858091
>>563857000Trips witnessed
>>563861321>>563860406>>563860596>>563860184Talk about the game or go back to your discord you insufferable troon faggots
>>563861447I'll go back to ignoring them again after this reply but these double reply only type posts you've been doing for a little while are such filler garbage and one of the strangest fixations on this thread as of late, I wonder what you think you convey with that insistence, it's just kind of sad to me
>fat
Revenants who ult as we start the basement boss are MY wives
>>563861610recursive algos.
>>563861610 (Me)Meant for >>563860947
2/3
>>563861702is it more cute if I ult with Fredrick or with Sebastian
:(
>>563861610>>563860947Made his faggot ass bleed out from the deep wound nicely done
>>563857386I've unironically had that happen in randoms because it was a duo who wanted to fuck with me. It's kinda funny. Anyway I've learned my lesson I'm never saying anything on a loss.
>>563861257gg and stuffs
>>563861772 (me)Nope meant for >>563861447 and also >>563860090
>>563861257kys
>>563861872>Trantlers>Actually invading>Dragon cheeseDeserved, kys
>>563861872>trantlers ACKs himselfpottery
>>563861985What'd I do?
>>563861905Had this happen once so I stopped fighting and walked around the outside edge of the arena for an hour until they left.
>>563861872you deserved it
>>563862042lol'd
lost my first real attempt at an ironman run to ED caligo in D4 because the chink host made everything laggy as shit so caligo would change attacks mid attack this "challenge" is retarded and the only thing difficult about it is the servers
>>563861904>>563861610>>563861967>thread shitter samefag meltdown as expected
>>563861772you're not me
>>563862019>>563862042>>563862147taht was all justz bad luckies becausies I didn't know yuo colud gets stucks theres......
>>563862290Kek exposed that freak
>>563862264>busts out the self narration dilation when backed into a cornerTheater for the ages
>>563862401your girlfriends will secretly hate you your whole life
>>563862502>>563862439>>563862290>continuing to dig a hole deeper for yourself and still samefagging cinema indeed
kek this isn't going good for him.
>Drunk European hours
>>563862801....no...
>>563863240How the fuck did you know
>>563862945>proves the point furtherclassic
>>563863119According to him instead we’re all the same person instead of a mob of based anons stretching his anus out. Quite sad to see but that’s what he has to resort to.
SHUT THE FUCK UP, TALK ABOUT THE GAME
>>563861857Fred for the damage boost
>>563861905I don't get this meme
>>563863374He'll cool off on /v/ with some zelda threads or something who cares lol
gg and hiiii mush we missed you !Sorry for being a bit afk day 2, my friend was messaging me about his favorite videogame and I don't like ignoring my friends they're so precious and cute...
>>563861695milk?
>>563863352>>563863374>>563863481>thread shitter still mid meltdownkek
>>563863502hi
>>563863675you tell em!
>>563862264>>563862945Completely raped that faggot maggot and exposed his brown nature for everyone to see well done you've earned this victory
>>563861702>>563861857I actually love playing around Revenant ult using ghostflame explosion and making it boost allies damage. Wish ghostflame explosion was default part of the ult :(
>>563863481TrueHopefully he doesn’t get any deleted or he’ll start up another melty
>>563863502cringe
>>563863780
>>563863872Maybe he'll just go away and play fortnite or something
>>563862234Cc is weak…
>>563861702>>563861857>>563863850Fred is cutest, he spins. Sebastian is a little scary. I love ulting every fight as Rev so I try to have defeating enemies gives ult +0 and +1 if I can. It feels so good when you ult and someone gets smacked and loses all their HP, I always get that little happiness spark like I yay I'm helping.Also queueuing.
>>563864056Not subtle enough.
>>563864190where'd you get that selfie of me and (You)
>>563827938>>563825034Lovely wyldwives <3
>>563864278valid
gg bugs
Dogshit thread quality so far
>>563864278THIS *clap* IS *clap* EVERYTHING. *clap*
>>563863846>>563859041
>>>>563864278cringe
>>563863446The only people talking about the game are either posting gay fanarts or are being told to kill themselves. Not a good investment tbqhwy
low cortisol ergie dancing 1 hour
>>563864278
>>563864432>>563862502
>>563864325gg magic revs
>>563864615shame it was regular bugs, they stood no chance against 2 fire builds
>>563864498We could start loreposting to trigger himWe could start talking about pvp to trigger himEverything triggers him.
I miss youknowwho
>>563864728My gock?
>>563864580>not even trying or paying attention anymoreSad rapedjeet status
>>563864824Shut the fuck up faggot
>>563864861point that finger back at yourself tard
>>563857000Trips confirm they're cute and canon
i hate the chinese why can't they be regionlocked like the nips are
>>563864861>>563863352
mush is the one making these creepy indian coded sexpest posts right? >>563864282
I'm gonna munch off Recluse's bush until she's hairless
They are but they use vpn to bypass their great firewall
>>563865392Most likely, he's the one who keeps spamming the "you're beautiful" shit unwarranted.
>>563865392That's probably cupcake
>>563862234What is the Ironman challenge? I ran into a Depth 6 Chinese FulGAWD during my flawless challenge, and I can't believe I pulled that off that clutch, prob one of my best feats. Will prob make a webm at some point. He was animation-cancelling and going into a new attack mid-attack. The whole run was like that, both teammates from CHYNA, of course.
>>563857785Creasy is a retard. Correct.
>>563865392no that's shitcake only he does the heart symbolsyou gotta know your thread shitters better man
gg nightmanthis doesn't count as haloslopping since damage wasn't that great, I just happened to run into it
>>563865842New save D0 to 9999 without loss
>>563865073>>563865287>so assraped xhe had to reply twiceClassic
>>563865392>>563865287you lost retard
>>563865842fresh account to 9999, you lose and you delete the savei was doing it as wylder only because it would be too easy with access to duchess/ironeye and no balancers allowed eitheri've had long fights on the way up but they're just boring, ED caligo beyblading around the arena would've been funny if it didn't cost me 18h of progress
>>563866105No that's the brapless challenge
>>563866103I played raider because I'm getting bored of my wylder greatspear holy build. Yet somehow, I ended up with two holy spears at the end. Couldn't pass it up.
Im doing the womanless challenge u can't be with a woman for 27 years and so far Im winning
>>563866149>>563866146>2 seconds apartleast obvious thread shitter meltdown
>>563865392How can you be a “sexpest” towards fictional characters? What does that even mean?
>*asks pointed shit stirring question pretending to not know the answer*>*responds to self several times*heh…
>>563866479Looks like I lost
>>563866772He's referring to mush constantly saying "you're beautiful" to anons despite the fact everyone is male
>>563866772I'm not fictional
>>563866772means you sound like a sexpest in general. is your only defense pretending to be retarded?
>>563865392we all recognize Wyld superiority here, newfag
>we
>>563866479Trust me you're better off just focusing on yourselft. 3 failed relationships
We should get together as 3 Recluses and pump to each other's witch milkers in a run
>>563867042>I use words in contexts they make no sense in you’re le retarded one doeOk thread shitter
>>563866420You play raider because you’re an irredeemable shitter who enjoys making games harder
>>563866672>schizojeet fantasies awokenCalled it
>>563867337.....waow....
>>563866884Duh. Don’t you know that’s poopdick schizo? Silly anon…
>>563867003No!!! Some people here are girls!
gg baby adel. thanks for the grafted
>>563867579Do you like the idea. You can glaze my jugs. No homo tho.
>>563867713wtf trish
>>563867394>i'm only pretending to be a sexpest towards fictional characters so you can't say i sound like a sexpest in my postvery shitlib coded semantic hairsplitting and feigned ignorance.
>>563867713YALL NASTYYYYYYYYY
>>563866884>>563867596idiot that’s clearly pissfartanon S M H
Time to queue.
>>563868085No it's not. It's barely even noon
>>563867467>no self awareness at alllike pottery
>>563868113It's nearly 8pm in the civilized world.
>>563861872i got led by prism stones to that spot in pontiff like this one time...
>>563867690You're welcome! gg Wyld man doing 2000+ damage a hit
>>563867304something something common factor
>>563868374No?
>>563867810I’m not even that guy retard you’re just an ESL thread shitting faggot who doesn’t know what words mean point that shitlib finger back at yourself
>>563868374Pakistan is not the civilized world you fucking idiot.
>>563867810Got his ass here can't lie
here comes the cope
>>563867421I'm better at the game than you. So what does that make you?
>>563868670even doe obsessing over rigid word use is typical ESL projection
those who bless dsg will be brahminsthose who curse dsg will be dalits
3 for 3
gg bug fun run nyo slop in sight
>>563864824yes
3 times I’ve met multibarring undertakers in rando queue and do you know what the common thread was? Fucking a repeated evasion curse in their relics. Is this like the in game equivalent of doing a dung eater larp. Like you are literally giving yourself aids
>>563870115gg those bugs got fingered
>>563870115me if I was brown skinned
>>563870243There's an undertroon here who struggled getting out of depth 1. They're all worthless.
>>563870158wanna hump
>>563870373I don't get the "undertaker is bad" meme? She's basically a high meele DPS specialist when you get the necklace stacks going. Maybe COMPARED to S tiers like Wylder or Duch she's alright
>>563870373I remember that activity hour.
>>563870658No one said xhe was bad just the people that play her.
>>563870341so just you
>>563870251yes...............
>>563870731Don't spoil it you are going to force him to rotate to the next topic too soon.
>>563870658She's really bad compared to Wyldert. has reached 9999 twice with Undertaker
>>563870658she has to jump through hoops just to match other melees at their base level, and offers nothing unique to the team except multi ults.>needs to combo in a hit and run game
>>563870986I enjoy how versatile dex respec undercaker is and she makes me feel like Ciaran when I use dexy weaponsMy last build is with HTS dormant because Helice is kinda quality ish, C C, it's fun
>>563870856kek
>>563871113I don't use either the damage on buffs nor the damage on r1 chains, it's situational at best, some runs you dont get buffs, some weapons are shit for it
>>563870430let's go
>>563871151Her damage is tremendously lacking and the fact that she needs the respec which also fucks with her vigor is so fucking annoying
>>563870658She’s worse than guardian.
>>563871458Yeah I dislike how the respec takes away faithLike just in case you wanted to experiment with faith a little? No, fuck youAlso I don't like talking about damage comparations when Balancers exists, I just make my opinions from how fun each character is lol
>>563871324then you're doing even less damage compared to other characters.
>>563870658Jack of no trades, master of none type of character
>>563871151How do you know what it feels like to be Ciaran doe? gotcha
>>563871585I've seen some people running both without invaders even but sounds wayy too RNG
>>563869408>doe>>563868193
>>563868943>>563859041
>>563871682When I play Undertaker I am Ciaran IRL... 'torias wylders are so cute...
>>563871736it is rng, and its her only way to do competitive damage. that's the problem.
tfw they're not gonna buff her anyway.Let's admit it this game is overJust like Ac6
gg 3 bug, missed like 6 giants flame on the moth lol
>>563871918are you using 2dagger though? didn't think so.
>>563872329But dagger is so shit outside status... I could try it...
Demihuman and Crystalian Nightfarers Leak just flew over my house
gg caligo.
gg doll sister and boy
>>563872503I want a Nox Night Maiden nightfarer... listen, she uses curved swords, and it has a special sticky icky moveset. Her skill is she summons her ant
that freak just flew over my house
Guys we're not duoing anymoreSee tinpo is redWas I good
Even though the skin belongs to Duchess, she has the colour-scheme, blonde hair, uses daggers, yet they gave it to the STR/FTH retard...?
>>563873174>tinpo wanted free from the blockedLmao
>>563870986ok but can wylder do this
>>563872298Also Sekiro. This isn’t the first time they’ve done this. Copers need to grow up and get over it.
>>563873174cucked
still blocking you doe 174
>>563873337>563873337True he left me because I'm a stupid bitch
>>563873405Poor guy's been trying really hard.
>>563871627… but still better than a master OF ONE!!!! GET OWNED, CVVCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>563872298AC6 was a niche side project for losers anyway
>>563872698listening
>We're now pretending Undertaker is the worst character and not GuardianDid some streamer play a lot of Guardian recently or something?
>undertroons are hallucinating againuh oh
i find it hard to talk to anyone here
>>563874156wyldjeetas are just fuming
undertaker is best with more undertakers but nobody wants to run itaside from that it's hard to make use out of both strength and faith on the same run so stat wise you're either a worse raider or a worse rev
>>563874432>exepaki falseflag
>>563874325We kind of priced him into it with the new guy roleplay recently.
>>563874156Zorban carried too many randoms with Guardian and now Undertaker is the worst
>>563874156shartian's revive/group invul, situational stuns, and situational 8k guard counters are more useful than anything ut does.
>>563874003I need them to make something else with nox night maidenThey can't give her cat ears and just not expand on her
>>563874634
>>563874634Those are clearly demon horns thoughbeit
>>563874849Oh neat I forgot that's a thing>>563874916No they're cat ears evidently
DSGwyndolin
I wish Balancers were femboys/futas that'd be hot
>>563874634she is for cosplaying with a griefer build
1/3 for like half an hour already, get in here pls
senpai where can i cop a xbow in slimgrave
>>563871869See >>563863119 and >>563864861
trying to emulate bloodborne but game is super laggy i have ryzen 5600x,3060ti,16gb ram
>>563874963Cat ears aren't that big troonie, demon horns are more fitting because they are dark evil whores.
>>563875468That game was the bomb when I was growing up.
>>563875468you forgot the HRT4100p
>>563875468>troonborne
>>563873462Correct, hopefully you see this as a sign that no one likes you and get a job and leave.
>Guardian uses his ult right besides me>It doesn't reviveThis is happening way too often lately, has ANYBODY sent a ticket
>invader spamming backhand blades ash of war without fpEmbarrassing
reestablishing communication with the ergi-humans
>Hostcel bullying a noob with his 2 overleveled boyfriendsEmbarrassing
gg big dog
>>563873467I know, I’ve been shitting on him for it all day. >>563875468>goatborne>>563875496It still is.
>>563876723gg. I haven't face them with melee in a while. It's scary.
>>563875354>>563863675
GG Dr. House. I've never seen him do that before, so he was at like 50% and he was going to start the quadruple slam AOE, but he cancelled it to do the giant explosion... only to keep doing the quadruple slam out of nowhere like a whole minute after?! What the fugggggg lmao
>>563874414how could I make it easier?
>>563876836We all have. you should see what have been happening to his /v/ threads.
>>563876680Not what happened
>>563877069gg, would have been better if I rolled discus of light but man I still whiffed too many dodges against greg.
>>563877172Is that ronin the korean bonfire duelist host, god he's been hosting for like 4 years lmao
>>563876680what is that halo spell
>>563868550got his ass there can’t lie
>>563871113>>needs to combo in a hit and run gameThis is the crux of the matter right here. And they gave her low vigor, so you can't trade. And then her re-balancing relics lowers her vigor further, just to get an ounce of dexterity. Making her a more fragile Wylder with less utility. Honestly Fromsoft is retarded sometimes.
>>563877357It's a guy named Ronin wearing the fire monk set with Vyke's helmet. Is he famous?
>>563877576>Is he famous?No, just sad.
>>563876326Where do I go if I want to submit a ticket?
>>563877745Its a running joke.
>>563877745yasukuni shrine. bring your kimchi
>>563878016That didn't answer my question.
they could give undertaker a starting seal with bestial constitution or something just to trigger her buff relic, but people would just change it to beast claw
>>563878135I know, just telling you its a running joke around here after the incident. Once you know about it guardian posting becomes lulzy.
>>563878226Every character should start with a seal or stave
>>563878226vitality* i mean.
>>563878348Guardian is a lolcow magnet. This was already known.
Recluse could start with an affinity dagger to help coctails. How come the Recluse night invader uses a dagger?
>>563878348I still chuckle when I think of the blowout. All over group passwords lol.
>>563877056>>563869056
>>563878569Cocktails are extremely bad
>>563878776but my fire magic lightning bom
>>563878776I wish cawk tails got buffed again, sure it's okay they require timing and positioning, but most of them don't even really do more damage than a sorcery and take like 5 business days to cast... just make them x2 cast speed and damage again, fuck it
>>563878776Nah they tend to be hot fire. Recluse killing a boss at 40% hp with a lightning bitchslap is always fun.
>>563878776uoh *cums
>>563878569Shitcluse could start with a BWC in her mouth, and she'd still be useless.
the thread has been pacified
@cupcakeAre you still queuing?
>>563879573Making your teammates cum wouldn't be useless
>>563879726>troon chaser lolkek
>>563879726Not right now. I'm overwatching~ I'll be on again later tonight. I'll post when I queue!
>>563877172>Unironically being a blue in this gameI can't believe we have actual cucks in this thread
>>563880179He is a democrat
>>563878986>>563878935>>563878924I've seen zorban and boxy try to use them and they killed slower than just slamming glintstone pebble
>>563880003what did xhe mean by this
Is Sellen’s quest still the most mysterious in the base game? 1 Her name is suspiciously similar to Sellia. 2. Sellen means ‘moon’. Iji calls her a ‘Carian weed’. 3. Her ‘failed comet’ spell (Spiral Shard) is only used by the same kind of variant twinsage mage.4. This type of mage is only found in Sellia—with only a single one found at the academy itself. 5. This type of mage wears the same two stone crowns Sellen uses in the graven masses: Lazuli and Olivinus 6. Sellen acts like doesn’t know what’s up with Lusat, when she very likely does. 7. Sellen gives you Spiral Shard at the end of her quest. 8. She mysteriously becomes a graven mass at the end of her quest, possibly not by her own doing. I’ve heard some theories that she’s from Sellia originally, and very distantly related to the Carians (Caria and Sellia seem to come from the same root civilization that fell), and that she briefly converted Sellia to the primeval current, and the Olivinus hid Lusat from her.
Shit nobody cares about enthusiast
>>563880352Kek>>563880776This this this
>>563878701>>563863939
>>563881008>>563864881
>>563880728No real mystery in her quest. She was kicked out of the academy for being heretical and her heresy was to a degree that a witch hunter was sent to fuck her up.
>>563880535Nice sample size of 2 bad players
>>563881192That’s not the mysterious part I’m talking about. That part isn’t mysterious at all. It is very clear. What isn’t clear is context. She could very well be bullshitting us. She says Azur and Lusat got “exiled” when they aren’t exactly in position to be aware of their exile. She might just be butthurt about them being relocated.
>>563877172Embarassing bluecuck webm.
What even happened to Sellia? Why aren’t the sorcerers infected by the Rot? They’re just ghosts or something. Does being infected by glintstone cause you to turn into a different kind of ghost?
>>563881368>That’s not the mysterious part I’m talking about.There is no mysterious part, anon explained the entire thing in his post >>563881192
>>563878986In D0 maybe>>563880535Almost like off-meta garbage will attract bad players?
>>563881508Malenia happened. Wizards bodyswap
Sleepy queue1/3
>>563881527Sure thing buddy. Keep thinking in shallow waters.
>anons shut him down that quickimpressive, over under on the next attempt being godwyn?
>>563881718I have you blocked for the sake of my streak, sorry.
>>563881718this happens to me
Am I the only one who is glad that Radahn’s character got ruined in the dlc?He was arguably the single more cringe character in the setting. > “He’s like so super awesome he could like challenge the stars alone and save all Caelid single-handedly!”You can only enjoy this level of writing if you assume it’s more metaphorical and a lot less literal.
any S-tier queuing?
>>563881962My bet will be something about the dlc.
>>563880179>>563881453You will respect the fight club
>>563880728The character names mean nearly nothing outside of being From self-referential. In this case Selen Vinland from Demon's Souls.>possibly not by her own doingLet's not fucking kid ourselves here.
>>563882057He didn’t actually stop the stars. He just protected Caelid from celestial impacts. Fallingstar beasts still land. “The stars have aligned!”. He is cringe though. He’s basically every single player type rolled into one. Melee and magic and archery and mount riding. This is funny since Godfrey was originally meant to be the one to evoke the player.
>>563881962Thats too easy, he's going to mention radahn instead and then use that as a segue into talking about godwyn instead of radahn. When that fails he'll start posting about miquella and being confused at his motives. Its the same song and dance every time with this guy.
>>563882218>Let's not fucking kid ourselves here.How bad is your media literacy? Graven Masses are explicitly called mad artificial creations of scientific inquiry. She didn’t just get sucked into one. You don’t just turn into one. Someone would have had to do it to her. I’m actually appalled by the assumption that she just turned into one. It makes no sense.
>>563882107Nah, not feeling it tonight so I got off.
>>563881969Np, most people have me blocked>>563882053It would feel so nice
>>563882394>It makes no sense.None of his post does. Its an old topic so people will make fun of him.
>>563877357>Wasting 4 years of your life doing pvp in the worst pvp game of a franchise
>>563882394thats why you thorn roll her to death and think of it nomore
gg caligo, I'm eepy sorry about that
>>563882394I'm saying she drank the Kool Aid, thought "what could possibly go wrong lol" and did in fact do it to herself.Or, if we go by your interpretation, the other sorcerers pretended to accept her as the leader, then got revenge on her. Also a pretty simple explanation.
>>563882294can someone translate to me this post? I dont speak in schizo troonese
>>563882294Saved us a lot of time.
>>563882246Radagon and Gideon are kinda like that as well.
Radahn is vedic coded kshatriya saar
>>563882246>>563882630Radahn: 99 Str and IntGodfrey: 99 Str and DexRadagon: 60 Int/Fai/Str/DexGideon: 99 Int/Fai
>>563882538New person?
>>563882746Almost everything in the game is, its based on proto-indo-european cultures where the vedics and the celts were very similar cultures.
>>563882485thgere's this one chinese guy who has been playing dark souls 1 pvp to this very day. he wears smough armor with the child mask
>>563882454Deserved. >>563882831Godfrey never leveled Dex.
>>563882898'tis I
>>563882454Try not getting upset when you lose, very bad look
>>563882542>and did in fact do it to herselfNope. Those were experiments. She wouldn’t fuse with the two conspectuses she disapproved of. She would need an assistant to chop her head off and fuse it in with the mass. Assuming her end goal were those balls is like assuming the Hornsent jars were the end goal of the Hornsent rather than the Divine Gate. It is likely that Sellen had greater goals in mind. Her ball would be a lot nicer than that.Please think critically.
>>563883137You'll get it as you play the game more it isn't ambiguous.
Miyazaki thinks the moon is bigger than the sun/stars lolHe is an unrepentant feminist who thinks magic is female
>>563883310I yawned in real life
>>563882980>>563883090I like that practice not carrying you and you complaining for weeks is becoming something I apparently do
>>563883310I clapped in real life
What's better beast claw rev or futa rev?
>>563883090xhes an exeunuch, they can't help it when reminded of their inferiority >>563883416>sludetroon melty
>>563883416Idk what you're talking about but he griefed trish
>>563883279Keep trolling you retard. Lmao. You get so threatened by lore talk it’s hilarious.
>slude
Naw dats GAWDLIKE Trish you’re talking about
>>563882862https://youtu.be/4fCQ_vLgCTo?t=254&si=2hsKrJcdYuHK-TzA>pulling up with my radahns rain
Sellen invented the glintstone crownsShe tricked the school into wearing them so they’d be prime test subjects
>>563883681Lore is based what part of the lore do you want to talk about?
>>563883736good post
tr*shsissies...not like this
>>563883716classic
Sludge loves playing dumb she's such a fucking slut
>>563883868>all these would lose to Golden Order crusaders
Tinpo being a bit of a weirdo going for me for not wanting to play with his boyfriend
>>563884150They're both so lame...
>>563884150chill your schizophrenia a little bit, you sound upset.
>>563883716I love you anon, never let the people forget how bad trish is
>>563883681he immediately went into his loops good job he went back to /v/ for now
>>563883716Did the fucking troon vtumor actually only get one bar while th eguy with 1k+ hours got 3
>>563884284>tinpo dodges game>immediately someone starts talking shit about me in thread
>>563883868How scared of this guy is our lolcow?
The moon? 68/70/72 intelligence. The galaxy? 43/52/60 intelligence.Pffffttaahahaha imagine being NASA in this universe when apparently it’s smarter to navel gaze at the moon
>>563884150I don't understand your logic of not dodging me when I play with tinpo, if I wanted to grief your fraudstreak I would've done it weeks ago. I could just copy someone's account so you wouldn't be able to tell? I'm over it, dude
>>563883868Interesting... choices.
>>563884150>avatarfags with women>schizoposts about someone >calling someone else weirdSo weird and lame...
>>563884484Trish has 2000+ games which is >2000 hours. Maybe in another 2000 hours he can reduce that 6 bar to a 3 bar
>>563884150You made the e-couple so mad they're threatening you in the thread, good job. Victory is yours.
>>563884492People will always talk shit in the thread? lmaoI don't have anything against you sludge you're just a dork
>>563884524Very
>troon dork vs troon dorkkino
You can post the webm 1 million times if you want, I've never said I'm good at the game I'm just having fun, it doesn't affect me. You're the weirdo for stalking me onto a non erg stream and recording that
>>563884878Why do you avoid avatarfagging in the posts where you're clearly being an asshole? >>563884568
>>563884534it's like a metaphor for the unconscious cuz moids are not self aware o algo
>>563884972Because fuck you that's why!!!
>I-I play for f-fun>cried for literally a week nonstop about practice>made a new profile to grief him>gets blocked so hard xhe can’t play on the password without duoingPractice won
PS1 queued 1/3
>I-I'm just having fun>HOW DARE PRACTINX FUCKING GRIEF MY STREAK I LOST ALL MY ELO AIIIEEEEE
>>563857362>>563859519>>563867713>>563872698>>563878776>>563878935>>563882454Built from the ground up specifically for being turned into an immobile inflated taut dome of flesh by futa revenant's ginormous cock
>>563884878The webm is breaking him, good job guys
>>563884150Careful or trish will command his pet to block you!!!
>>563885241>>563885210Exactly? When I lost streaks legimitately I never had an issue. Griefing is fucked up. I was just warning other people. You can look up in the archives that it's not even the first time he acted griefy
Isn't it kinda creepy and unsettling that sinpo is literally always queued and following trash
>>563884878post your feet trish
>>5638854164chan couples are like that. Maybe it's the so called loneliness epidemic
>all this because sludge is incapable of admitting they have a melty everytime they loseIt's true
The past couple of days with minimal trashpo were pretty comfy. It would be nice to go back to that
>>563885416it's simply nature taking its course
>>563885598I already snatched a cute erg gamer so I've toned the avatarfagging down, you guys won
Tinpo is one of the discordfag tourists called artorias or something
Rennala’s moon is a literal hard counter to comet azur and stars of ruin lol
>>563885575>jobs to Night 1 DLC bosses >b-but muh streak! That post gave me a good laugh.
>threadshitting “”””””””lore”””””””tard appears as soon as all the other thread shitters doNoticing.
Tinpo could theoretically release the feet
>>563885312you forgot to quote me
>>563885808you never left doe
>Z tier is talking shit about D tier againstop posting, trash
>>563885778Eternal darkness is better than Rennala’s moon lol
>>563885575I think people maybe just don’t like you duotroons simpo. It’s funny you have to queue separately to get a game
>>563885738Deep lore if trve...
>>563885794I know right, imagine being a chronic jobber and having the nerve to complain lmao I've only complained cuz pracjeet griefed
>>563883310>>563884534>>563885025that’s so fucked up is this really what media literacy does
Tinpo kinda throwing a melty, has to be said
radagon was one lucky motherfucker !!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>563882246It’s also possibly a metaphor for fate in general>>563882057Most of it is definitely not literal
>>563885312Hot>>563885338What is your favorite jobbing of mine? 6 bar to Fulgawd or 6 bar to lion?
Reminder duo streak aren’t real streaks and creasy officially has a higher streak (solo) than trish or tinpo. Basically, creasy won
>>563886241I love this bit, it's like the classic souls elitist faggot rethoric, "Noooo you can't do or use X!!!"
I've never been a fan of Radahn to begin with, his base game fight was never engaging and his lore teetered on childish the way he was depicted as such a wholesome chungus who can, like, literally stop the stars (how are you even able to fight something like that?).I actually was interested when it seemed like the DLC was gonna give him more depth, only for him to end up with even less character than before.For what is clearly supposed to be the favorite Demigod, he unironically has the least characterization, he's just a generic good guy archetype who even loses that in the DLC. He's the least interesting character in the game to me, and that's saying something.Obviously it's all an opinion but I just don't like Radahn as a character. He’s simultaneously bland and overcooked.
the baleful eye of creasegawd
Trish kinda having a melty (again), has to be said
>>563886197you 6bar'd to my block button
>>563886370only grafted cocks can tame xher
>>563886178>Most of it is definitely not literalThe stars literally resume when he dies. Unless they’re small ass stars he’s legit holding back space.
>>563886327just outed yourself as a cheatsissy well done you showed them
>Complaining about elitism in 4chudYikes, be less obvious next time touristsis
>>563886381If you block me that's your loss, I don't even know who you are
>>563886241Not to forget tinpo is a serial dodger
the threadshitters are nowhere near as bad as the pw shitters
To me, promised consort Radahn embodies everything I disliked about SotE.From a lore standpoint, it feels very forced. Every bit of lore or foreshadowing was entirely in SotE, making him feel disconnected from the base game. Combine that with the lack of answers from base game questions and Malenia being almost a non-entity, and suddenly SotE's story feels tacked on. Worse, it broke the illusion that Elden Ring had well-crafted, thought out lore to me, and suddenly, all the random cool lore bits felt less planned and more like the writers threw whatever they thought was cool.From a gameplay perspective... I don't think I need to rehash the many, many, many complaints people had about the boss. It's a culmination of every flaw of ER's bosses - blinding attacks, no windows to punish, hyper-aggression, stupid speed, and an overall emphasis on spectacle over fairness.That, and the fact that it was specifically Radahn, one of the most well-liked bosses from the base game, made it feel like a blatant attempt to use his popularity.
>>563881106>>563873410
Posters who won: cc, zorban, pepe, creasy, sludge, practice, viteazu Posters who lost and ended up with their axewound dilating in anger: trash, simpo, mass reply jeet, mush, ERPers
>>563886496It's your loss, actually. Funny how it still bothers you, though.
lmao it's amusing seeing what kinda bad faith posting my sisters come up with each day, you're so funny...
The saddest thing these past couple of days has been trash and simpo doing their I like Trish post over and over again
so much for this >>563879670
>>563885735proof
>>563886482In this context the stars aren’t literal stars is the point. They’re likely meteors or just the beasts.
>>563886748lol>"""""""disappear"""" for a while>start posting about how you miss yourself>"come back" to shit the place up and pretend everybody loves you
>>563885872>feels attacked and shows his bare assCinema.
>>563886914it was funnier the first time this archetype showed up with noxy
>>563886731see >>563885525
>>563886859One of them was the thing that landed leading to Nokron. They are massive. What Radahn did was absolutely retarded and Miyazaki should feel bad.
>>563886748It’s pretty funny seeing Trish do this I play for fun nonsense because they’re turboblocked
>>563886914No I think the "I miss trish" posts are just people trying to piss you off like terrposting... I didn't even say I was gone I only afked like 3 days cuz I Was playing MH Rise. I don't fucking know you guys are weird
>>563887135no that's me not trish I genuinely play and post for fun
>>563886731'sis
Miyazaki’s biggest mistake wasn’t making Radahn an end game boss in the base game. The Radahn festival deserved better than a mid-game midway point.
>*grooms an underage filipino*>you guys are weird xd
>>563886689trvke about the lore.i liked the idea of turning radahn into a superboss malenia counterpart, but as a final boss he's just sloppy.
>>563887135I'm only blocked because I don't take shit from retards here, if someone is rude to you first you're legally allowed to be rude too
>>563887092Still not a star. If it was the planet would be gone. But yes Radahn is an idiot.
>>563887185You post while playing all the time then you always appeared when those posts where happening. You and simpo are pretty pathetic
>>563886718add terrjeet in the lost posters
>>563887618>Schizo theorieslike clockwork around these parts
>>563887513You ever think the reality is the opposite of what you believe is happening
One can only imagine the horrors of what lies in the discord dms between trash and jeetpo
>>563886718cc is an erper
>>563887601Stars in this world are either a) aliens, or b) actual stars The sun exists; it just seems stars are a lot smaller than the moon. The sun is probably smaller than the moon.Remember. This is a feminist game. Nature is female. The moon > sun. The big tree > sun.
>>563887810post proof
>>563887513So basically Sludge was correct and Tinpo coming after him for you griefing him is retard behaviour
>>563887778?All the usual suspects were rude to me first when I began posting
>>563887752No
>>563887817the moon is just really close silly
>>563887892nsfw is not allowed in blue boards
>>563887752It’s him making the post he would never admit his own brown asshole is the most eviscerated thing to ever grace this general
trish isn't good enough at the game for me to put up with his autism.
>>563887914I don't know what you're talking about, please speak in non schizonese
I’m more than experienced in erg drama posting but how have you people continued this on for one hour.
>>563888186>playing dumbClassic slut merchant
>Remember. This is a feminist game. Nature is female. The moon > sun. The big tree > sun.thanks I hate mike zaki now reminds me of ed greenwood (creator of the forgotten realms) who also made magic itself literally female (and also fuckable too mind you) and all the best spellcasters are big breasted sorceresses who has sex with the next most powerful wizard (male) and ONLY the most powerful wizard (male) men need to stop hyping women; it won’t get them laid
>>563887817They behave nothing like actual stars. They aren’t stars. If they were, Radahn would literally win the entire setting for being so powerful which grossly clashes with everything we’ve seen about him. The guy would be unstoppable.
>>563888186I think this is what happens when you’re jobless for so long. You begin to lose perspective of time and think this is a good use of it
>>563888186Infatuation
>>563888293Doesn’t matter. He’s clearly affected all the stars in the night sky. Can’t assume they’re all space bugs.
>>563888186I have to tend to my sisters? They all want their (You) for their shitpost
Why are women considered the magical sex when men are the ones poking at the mysteries of the world again?
>>563888584Because Miyazaki thinks magic is female. Originally males were going to be weaker casters in the Souls games, too. Women got access to all spells while men only got access to some spells. He partially brought this over in Dark Souls 3. Miyazaki has always seen witches as better than wizards. He doesn’t even use the word ‘wizard’ in his games. He uses ‘witch’ plenty of times.
>hey what if we made them pick up turds to make the dlc easierthey're just making fun of us at this point right
>>563888186>stuck in the queue for an hour
The Witch of Izalith was probably superior to Seath yeah
>>563888453It does matter. You can’t just say it doesn’t. That is quite literally what we are to assume.
Sludge be like>jobs to day 1 twin demons>ACKKK MUH STREAK STUPID TRISH
>>563888186Are you joking? We’ve blown through threads in less than half a day because these retards have no other obligations in life and can freely spend all day shitposting. This is par for the course if anything.
>>563888996Be nice please
>>563888996cashapp?
>>563888932No? Seath founded sorcery period. She blew herself up and butchered her magic into an unrecognizable form. Seath got what he wanted. His Lord Soul shard was from Gwyn’s, and it was as big as hers despite not being a true Lord Soul. >>563888965Ignore him. George probably wrote it. He loves writing exaggerated accounts of myths that aren’t actually true. Radahn didn’t actually halt the stars he just flexed his territory. The stars are like animals and probably just avoided him. As another pointed out, aliens still land in other parts of the Lands. He only affected Caelid. The only thing that’s odd is the fate of the Carians. Notice how it also affects Sellen. Is she a Carian too? Or is her magic just that tied to the stars? Do space aliens really control our fate?
>>563888043should have figured as much. thanks for the heads up.
>>563888996don't talk like that to sludge trishjeet
>>563889168Im nyot a crazy gamburger anon I cant use cashapp cyka blyat idi nahui
>>563889525
anyone got the clip of ergeets jawbing to crab-sama?
seems like the queue is kind of dead
Shadow of the Erdtree proved that they didn’t really think much about world or lore cohesion.All the people who obsess about the styles of architecture were let down. It had no relevance. Zero.
>>563889697everyone's cortisol has SPIKED so no queueueu for u
>>563889739yup. poor mickellerbros. still a cutie though.
>>563889525kurwa
>>563888996This curbstomped the troon known as sludgejeet, well done.
Marika was originally part of the Eternal civilization lol.They just decided the Hornsent were cooler so they replaced them with that. It was always going to be a case of “they made a god but it turned on them”. Marika was the fake god the Nox made originally. Not anymore. Lmao.
>>563889846>>563889846low cortisol ergite dancing 10 hour loop
>>563889739architecturefags were btfo when they found that one pillar from elphael as a generic asset in path of exile 2
>>563889936no way, source?
>>563888186I get treated like in that picture!
>>563889936> architecturefags were btfo when they found that one pillar from elphael as a generic asset in path of exile 2Lmao really
Imagine if Elden Ring was worked on under the same length of time and the level of passion as the Elder Scrolls kek Imagine what we could have had. What could have been made.
thinking about the skyrim rug in the roundtable
>>563889993>>563890028
>>563890003¿nombre?
>>563890195LMAO
>>563890195the implications...
>>563889739>hire Jeets to do your assets Deserved
Who would win in a fightMalenia or Rellana?Scarlet Aeonia vs Twin Moons36faith vs 72int
do you think that ymir was miyazaki's self insert
>>563888932>>563889394wait did sneed make sorceries before fire sorceries which was first
>>563890476they would both do naked dogeza after seeing a 54 STR knight entering the arena
>>563890476malenner has hp cheat
>Sellen is called the greatest sorceress ever to walk the school >Gideon is literally the all knowing >Ymir the teacher of Rennala is a dumb tranny And yet they’re all given the lousy player npc treatment While Rennala and her sister get full boss model status
>>563890476Scarlet Aeonia is probably the more powerful lorewise.
>>563890587primordial crystal was taken from the dragons so i dont know if sorcery stems fro that or the lord souls really it would hinge upon that
Health bars make the lore so dumb. Malenia took out Radahn with one jab of her sword. How many glintstone pebbles to his forehead would it take? One?
>>563890646on the other hand you kill these ancient reality warping force of nature eldritch abominations by beating them with a stick. there has always been a massive disconnect between the lore and gameplay.
>>563890646being a shorty in elden ring signifies mutt status
>>563890850Everlasting dragons might have been the first sorcerers. Or, souls were a new thing that they didn’t anticipate. I’m not sure. Soul sorcery to me is just the root of it all. It’s all souls. Souls are also likened to fire so fire sorcery is probably a kind of soul sorcery.
>>563890646Miyazaki thinks the Carian sisters are above all else. I doubt Gideon even got to 70 intelligence KEK. He probably told the designer NOT to give him the moon as a spell in his fight. He uses everything else.
>>563890646>>563890936Meanwhile Azur and Lusat are so advanced and powerful you can’t actually do anything to them…
>>563890195Lorekeks… I can’t handle so much more humiliation….
>>563890936Their “lore” in particular didn’t really give us anything quantifiable anyway so there’s technically room for this kind of thing
What’s the point of sorcerers body hopping in the lore again? Do they just allow themselves to get covered in crystal, then swap bodies once it gets too bad? Repeat? Why wouldn’t the two Primevals have done this sooner? Or are they aura maxing? Why did Sellen take their primal glintstones? Was she desperate to talk to her teacher again? Did he allow himself to be taken the way Sellen allowed the player to take her?
>>563891935Their minds were destroyed, not their bodies
>>563890646Rennala is uniquely an ancient carian royal though, of course she gets special treatment and abilities
>>563891094fire being fundamental to life in that order it would make sense the flame sorcery gave way to crude pyromancy by some means but is still an accessible art due to that natural affinityalmost makes me think of the cuckoo glintstones
>>563891935They became their own catalysts for magic and Sellen says as much. “We can hone the primeval current once again”. Perhaps making contact with the primeval current is making contact with a primeval sorcerer. Notice how no one is around them? Might be radioactive.>>563892065Broken minds don’t mean squat. They began with the primeval sorceries. They weren’t afraid enough to stop. They kept going. Sellen calls Azur her first teacher.
>>563890195When I'm in a pointless discussion contest and my opponent is a lorechud
>>563892152She isn’t ancient. Ymir is older and he’s not a surviving ancient astrologer like Azur or Lusat. She’s the latest in the Carian line which saw itself as royalty and had to establish it to the rest of Liurnia to reinforce their claim, similar to many houses throughout history who claimed past royal lineage/descent. The Carians mirror the Starks in that they are former royals who only recently became royal again in claim. Rennala wasn’t the first Carian queen to gift a great moon sword to her king. There were Carian kings, in fact, just going by the Kingsrealm ruins. I don’t know why people think Rennala is an ancient character. She and Rellana were little girls when they were being tutored by their royal instructor Ymir.
>>563892163The Witch fundamentally altered fire magic in a way that made its former sorcerers (who were presumably methodical) into something more closely resembling shaman. This implies that fire magic is a sort of living thing, or it’s alive in a different way from souls/humanity. It is being interacted with differently. More intimately? It reminds me of magic in Asoiaf. It has a temperament. The Valyrians shook it to its core and it only recently came back.
>>563890195looks like miyazaki gets his lore from the unreal asset library lmao
>>563892501Direwolves...nooooticing
>>563892501who are the starks? the carians are clearly associated with the nox and are described as their scions
>>563892501>She and Rellana were little girls when they were being tutored by their royal instructor Ymir.groomer alert !! groomer alert !!
>>563891702>>563892186It must be tough for them
Rennala is supposed to be a black swan tragedy. A true magical prodigy who led her nation to independence. A genuinely kind and sincere woman who loved her nation and loved humanity (hence the more human moon over the less human stars), who forbid the parasitic primeval sorcery, likely making the academy a safer place. But she was fooled by a handsome chad who never actually loved her. He turned her school into his nest. He kept secrets from her, that he shared with his loyalist sorcerers. He reforged and threw away the sword she gifted to him. He definitely didn’t care about his kids. Rennala’s kids were probably everything to her.I don’t care if she’s an annoying Mary Sue when it’s still depressing. In a world where sorcerers are frequently ruining themselves by turning into inhuman abominations, Rennala’s ruin was a surprisingly human one. She lost everything.
rennala isn't black, woketard
>>563893153he cuckoo’d her and turned her into a braindead tard lol
>>563890195it's overmiyahacki is truly a hack
>>563884150i was sleepy, sorry slug kun nothing personal i just woke up
>>563892748Are you actually blind to all the Game of Thrones references? Sigh, yes, the Carians are based on the Starks, but also a bit of the Targaryens as well. They’re associated with wolves and the cold and have red hair (by way of Radagon, but also possibly by way of Caria’s link to the giants), and descend from a much larger and likely more powerful civilization, just like the Targaryens (who weren’t royal originally, but were arguably seen as divine, given the dragon lords were seen as above the gods).
>>563893153Wow I hate radagon even more
>>563893153Is a bot reposting my old posts? what the fuck.
fashion 'llage
>lvl 2 burial watchdog invader camp>me and duchess pull up at the entrance to wait for the invaders>scholar comes through the middle and ults the entire fucking camp>he's not even pot scholar, just regular scholarI swear randoms are on a whole another level of mental retardation
Did Rennala ban the primeval current or was it Radagon? I always thought he did not like it because it offered an alternate pathway to longevity. He wanted Liurnia to worship his roots, not rocks.
>>563893521that's smart for damaging the invaders.>pot scholardead build
>>563893521>double invader camps at level 2That's retarded in the first place
>>563893680Isn't Radagon related to golden order fundamentalism? Why would he not like int
>>563893521sens gaming
>>563893718posts that remind me why i stopped playing on the pw
>>563893718Easy win with ults
>>563893508What the fuck? Is that really a post you remember making? Don’t joke please
>>563894000>He doesn't know there's bots posting on 4chanHaven't you seen the random deleted posts
>>563893784He approved of intellectual matters but not anything that would have made his religion look redundant. His Order was that life could be returned. Marika’s Grace. The whole point of being Tarnished is losing that Grace/right. Even just dying to something “tainted” by the Crucible (like being eaten by Misbegotten) is apparently enough to Tarnish a person, since their lifeforce is now infected by the thing that Marika hates. She wanted to isolate it. Remove it. Anyway. Life is seen to be blue colored away from the Erdtree. It follows reincarnation logic. Marika’s is conditional revival.
no fucking way I've found trish posting on another board
>>563894000Not really, but I was the anon that realized rennela was a black swan based on her hat a long time ago and never saw it referenced again. A lot of stuff I post about will become common knowledge a year later its really weird.
>>563893392> given the dragon lords were seen as above the gods).Not him but they were? I don’t remember that
>>563894000He couldn’t have made it. One of those sentences is mine. It’s obviously a bot splicing posting patterns or something.
>>563887185You should kill yourself.
>>563894219what the fuck
>>563894081You lie
>>563894072>>563894146Im just saying, if someone is going in the archives and copying and pasting random shit into the thread then that’s very much something we’ve seen before and wouldn’t surprise me if it was happening again
>>563894183They saw themselves as above the gods and used religion as a tool to control the masses. R’hllor could have just been a Valyrian wizard trolling the faithful with a glass candle. I’m not even joking. Green seers do the same shit by acting the part of the ‘old gods’. Once you have the power to send dreams and visions and hallucinations across the world you can essentially manipulate or make religion.
>someone programmed a bot to exclusively scrape the site for lore talk and start posting it at random only /erg/ could birth an autist like this
>>563894534Nah. Not disturbing enough. Think more disturbingly, anon. What if the bots are insufferable lorefags themselves?
>>563894534The best part is it is going to end up being the guy that seethes about lore doing it. Remember when anons were realizing all his lore posts were pretty good then the very last sentence goes off the rails into insanity? That could have been the same weird bot behavior.
>>563894534>programmed a bothe's just prompting ai and copypasting the replies. you give jeets too much credit.
fucking dead internet reality
>>563894610The bot repeats posts about glintstone and crystalians because it’s the closest thing to silicon based life forms which is essentially what AI is
>>563894709this>>563894731the thread has been half that for like two years now how do you guys not realize this?
>>563894731Dead internet was only inevitable because the majority of humans are pieces of shit who ruin everything for everyone. And nowhere else is this more exemplified by Indians and other brown skinned people. But also the Chinese. Everyone who isn’t white WORSHIPS ai now. It’s going to make everyone stupid. What’s worse? In order to compete we have to become just as soulless as they are. Without losing our creative streak - the thing that put white people ahead.
>>563895054Nah m8 at most we had idiot troonsters making normal posts like normal then running it thru ai thinking it will stop the autists that can detect patterns. If it was actual dead internet you wouldn't see kvetching and bitching when it gets pointed out. AI doesn't have pride to hurt.
>>563895212Incredible how China fucked its culture by importing a foreign cancer ideology that won’t ever actually work for the better. It thinks raping its past was a good thing. And now they’re going to dominate the world because the west is retarded and can’t keep its secrets to itself. Thanks Marx! Thanks Mao!
https://x.com/takeko_official/status/2044806726386598333she's such a dork
>>563895201
>>563895391>Incredible how China fucked its culture by killing birdsHistory is weird like that, best not to dwell on it.
>>563893519Forever malding about raptor's feathers cloak because it looks awesome and was my drip of choice on my first playthrough before I got the game on steam and saw that every varrefag phantom wears one as well because muh meta
>>563895391“We needed socialism to unite our people!”“Well you certainly didn’t need it before, when you re-unified your people dozens of other times throughout history. I think you would have been perfectly fine under democracy.”“Shut up gweilo bitch”
>>563895554“China thinks long term. They are long term planners.”They certainly ‘planned’ the great famine kek
>>563893519I should make one with all the half-naked type Bs I meet
>>563895569the only thing I associate it with is my favourite tarnished I met so now I just find it cool when I see it on others aside form varre maskers of course
>>563893519Armors having stat increases or special effects was a huge mistake and they probably will never fix this
Wow China. You had the longest streak going. Wooow. You just HAD to listen to some bearded Jew from Europe and you just HAD to listen to his disgusting rancid rotting (he’d causally pluck the lice out of his crotch right in front of news reporters from the west) fanboy. China got molested by a literal disciple of Nurgle.
>>563896002blame dark souls 2 for doing it the most
>>563896002No it wasn't, but putting big stat gains on mostly only headgear was an issue. You can gain 40 virtual levels with a great rune so it doesn't really matter.
>>563892680a lot of common themes there between chaos and the crucible, its definitely more on the telluric and primal side of things what with the fire and lava symbolism evoking primordial starfire as with the giantsflame stuffits funny you say shaman as i immediately thought of how the fire sage looks vaguely between omen and ancestral followerspecial mention to manus and the abyss because horns and dregs
>>563896092Imagine the previous heavenly emperors of the previous glorious dynasties screaming from Heaven at the state of their nation lmaooo“We hate the west! But let’s copy the west! Yeah! We’re totally being original!”
GgMy lightning spears kept dissipating on the dogs fur.
>>563896268> a lot of common themes there between chaos and the crucible, its definitely more on the telluric and primal side of thingsLife is a gross, violent, chaotic mess. But it is surely beautiful. “Birds don’t sing, they screech in pain”https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dvbxh2rLcdo&pp=ygUXV2VybndyIGhlcnpvZyBvbiBuYXR1cmU%3D
>>563896002i know metard pvptard shittards use it for ebin 4 AR minmaxxing but it is really convenient for RL1 and creates more fun decisions and build options
>>563896268oh and he was a sorcerer
>Frustrated with randoms>Think about queueing with /erg/ for a change>Try a run with randoms with skill slop Undertaker>Get a bunch of legendaries, good passives and we destroy everythingThat was very fun, Starcaller's cry trivializes Augur's jellyfishes and since I don't have dormant powers in this build I just make do with whatever I find
>special mention to manus and the abyssO.o
>>563896365serve ming...not qing...
>>563895391>>563895212>>563895575>>563896092>>563895726>>563896365I should be calling you all MacArthur the way you’re dropping all these high grade nuclear truth bombs…
>>563896754God they’re so adorable. But why do they hurt so bad to touch?
>>563896871You should have seen the tangents they could get him up to in the bg3 threads.
>>563896871The future is peak soullessness. In order to survive it I just have to assume we’re in some sort of joke simulation run by aliens. I cannot afford to think any other way. The alternative is assuming we did this to the world ourselves, which is a lot worse to consider. Being stupid is worse than something sinister.
>>563896519mother nature, indeed!so true
>>563896742build?I been thinking of doing greathammers dormant so I can actually utilize the AR on R1 finisher, they only have a 3 r1 chain
>>563896092>bearded JewIsn’t it crazy how potent Jews are? Bad or good, their suggestions always have a huge fucking impact.
We are the ergieyogurts
only the ergistanis are here
China copies faster than we create. White people are way too naive.This is why they (China) win.
>>563897131Too lazy to stitch the screenshots, double balancers, invader+rise FP+ ultimate +3, a bunch of affinity +2, defeating enemies stacked and some defense passives which I feel do absolutely nothing
I can't keep my eyes open
>>563896979Broke him so hard he isn't even linking posts anymore lol.
>>563896871What’s truthful about it? It is coming across as rather sinophobic…
>yfw the abyss runneth deep
>>563897727The night continues unto infinity
I wish I was playing night ring right now
>>563897674those two tend to be synonymous
I too am a disciple of Nurgle
>>563889684
>>563897990wow those scrubs were pwned
>>563897674The current state of China isn’t exactly pro-China, anon. What’s sinophobic is supporting the CCP and ignoring all the (non-socialist) Chinese abroad they target and harass.
>>563897476Oh the FP on rise sounds nice to support the skillspam on herI been running 1 red balancer necklace, dex respec and phys up. It's really versatile
>>563896092qrd?
>>563898186Funnily enough I only use her for ED Augur which I haven't actually fought in like a month
>>563898547Google it or whatever variant you have in china.
>>563898547China was the most consistent culture and civilization throughout history until a certain bearded faggot said a thing.
>>563897990>exejeet crawling on the ground like a rat poetic
>>563897990wiping to crab, well done
I like Nightreign
>>563898634>>563898669>off-topic vaguepooostingkys and go back
>>563897990Corphish used Crabhammer!It's super effective!
>>563898634He can’t research anything that disparages the glorious name of Xi. If he is in China. Right now.
>>563898907What is vague about telling someone to use google?
guomindang larpers in the chat
Why are the mutts barking at chinese superiority?
>>563898979>What is vague about telling someone to use google?If he's chinese he won't know what google is lol.
>>563898979>mentions something>gets asked to elaborate>just do your own research broDo better.
Remember that time China almost got fucking destroyed because some schizo Chinaman thought he was the brother of Jesus Christ and it was his holy mission to end the Qing dynasty? I remember.
>>563899138What is vague about google though?
>>563899285>still not elaboratingI accept your concession.
>>563899169>decisive Tang victory>>563899381>decisive Tang victory
Remember that time a city in China refused to surrender to the enemy, so it literally ate itself, and won?
thank god im not light skinned, i can continue on having no soul
>>563899470>>563899576LOL
>>563899169>>563899470>>563899576Please Stop it I’m laughing too hard at this shit
You retards and your boogeymen, if its not chinks it's jews or trannies! No self accountability!
>rando q, dreglard>excellent rng, good loot good passives cakewalk bosses>job horribly to greg>rando q again, dreglard>dogshit weps, aight passives, abysmal routing, wiped twice like a retard and ended on lvl 12-13, longest artorias res fest possible>ez win no barsDoes anything in the item descriptions explain this?
Wars in Europe: “I am worried about the dead”Wars in China: “Send more men to die for me”
>>563899818lranime
what is supposed to be your goal of this china posting here like unironically
>>563899470>>563899576Tastes… Tangy…
>>563899818Rude chud
>>563899962to bring back morale because you guys ruined loreposting by being literal bots that splice old posts
>>563898758Kek got his ass
>>563899962Dunno
https://youtu.be/GZPUH-5QCcc?si=9xi7meLNZcd2KARoNew Amirahkino
>>563900191why are they on a boat
>>563899818>more than one group of people can suck dickwoah…. crazy……
>>563900263i remember back when she was a he, wow im old
>>563899962I am actually learning shit for once. I had no idea about >>563899169 (and it’s real ffs)
>>563899962Its a redux of what we used to do to him in baldur's gate 3 threads on /v/. He's noraposting over there now.
>>563900176this is botstolen too though because I was shitting on china here two years ago
>>563900428wtf is nora
We could have had a Christian China…
>>563900518One of the tripcode personalities of our lolcow.
>>563900362we are The Duskbloods
>>563900428>noraposting in another generalno way link thread
>>563900660Not a general, just noraposting on /v/. Lolcow tried to make a few ER threads in rapid succession when we were making fun of china. You'll know which one is the nora thread because it'll be about a secret second half of a game. His christian name is being used in the thread lol.
google elden ring lawsuit
>>563900176A noble goal honestly>>563899381Any mention of China makes him upset for some reason
Did you use spirit ashes in your RL1 clear?
>>563900804I never go on /v/, this really happens? someone actually gets so mad here that they have to go spam threads there? jeez truly
>>563893519I transheart clown suits.
I remember seeing a deleted offtopic post here and I looked it up on the archive and it was on diff boards so it was probably a bot
>>563901043Its a long and convoluted topic. We used to have a guy that would post screenshots of the baldur's gate 3 threads he'd make in time with shitposting bursts that would then stop when the image is posted. We have anons that drop codewords in posts to tell you to go check so and so board for him.
Um why are you guys so fucking schizo
>>563901217NORA IS THAT YOU DINGDINGDINGDING
>>563900549It would have been so based…
>>563901193so fucked & weird, I'm so glad this website is free this shit is so much better than netflix
>enjoy game and want to see if /v/ also likes it>some schizo babbles on an accuses me of being part of some discord cabal of leftypol trannies inorganically pushing this game
>>563901451i know its you poopdickdragornian
>>563901339Pretty normal when people are high IQ. You should have seen the things people were doing to him back when he was in the max denials phase. Anons got into all his tripcodes lol, he used the same pass for everything. There was a time when someone tricked him into listing a very specific playtime in a very specific game then linked his steam account with the classic 'this you?'
>>563900549when i met the missionaries in wuchang i pogged
Imagine hating someone on the internet so hard you actually become in tune with their typing patterns
Is nora cute? Can I have her contact info?
>>563901451And a bunch of people faking this schizophrenia because they're wannabe sharty gemmy faggots
>>563899818Still seething from earlier I see
>>563901860what even is sharty? is it another website?
>>563901451I say this and do this
>>563901451You have to learn to ignore them or derive enjoyment of watching them chase their own tails. It's just the nature of 4chan to take individuals who struggle with social interactions and turning them into full blown schizos.
>say literally anything that doesn’t align with someone else’s worldviews 100%>instantly get called a jew, indian, tranny, and homo fuck my life
>>563901931it's where all the /qa/ retards went and the ones who ddos'd this site for a month last year
>>563901621sorry I hear what you're saying but also believing in IQ in any way is way more embarassing than anything another dime a dozen autistic individual can pollute public anonymous forums with
>>563902106Thats great bro.
>>563901451Do you think this is a problem?
augur
>>563902206is a boring boss
>>563902206Literally the only good thing to come out of Slopreign. I can actually see this thing existing in the base game. Like some sort of retarded cousin to the Beast.
>Get a bunch of incantation ups during the run, eat meat>One shot ED Libra summons at D5I was the cheating chinese player all along.........
>>563902206is chinese
>>563902206Not fun in DoN because normal augur and ED augur are 2 entirely different presets that have to turn into 1 because lol randomness.
>>563902206Why is it so cute tho
>>563902319She is in the base game (loosely). She's obsessed with bubble dimensions and wants to explore them. In ER you have the caterpillars and spirit caterpillars in evergaols (bubble dimension) and the shadowlands (bubble dimension). Augur going everdark is kind of sad.
>>563902070Yup. That’s life.
>>563895374I do this
I'm genuinely impressed that dragonirin schizo is still here
>>563902638I'm impressed that he was right the whole time.
>>563902528also the clay people in siofra and ainsel caves have the oracular magic associated with bubbles
>>563902528>dood it’s all bubblesNo fuck off This is why NR will never be canon
>>563902678I literally only like Guardian being so shit because I know he's reddit's favorite and all their memes about him are shit
>>563902528Thats amazing.
nice thread ergies
>>563902528>>563902715>>563902724Those are microcosms.
>>563901451>4chan without 10000 filters
>>563902528>>563902715These games go too hardHere's one from ER I noticed after someone mentioned psychopomps yesterday>lovecraft has dogs from hell in The Hounds of Tindalos>lovecraft has birds that cackle to steal your souls in The Dunwhich HorrorWhat 2 types of enemies are massive and roaming caelid that is full of dead bodies - crows and dogs.
>>563901451Bro it's either this or popular users attention whoring and getting epic upvotes just for making dogshit snarky comments about literally everything, pick your poison
Nightreign will NEVER be canon
>>563902528I always thought elden beast looks like the same species as augur
>>563902106found the pothead
>>563901451The people clowning you have told you how to get it to stop for years. Pretty sure it was brought up earlier today in this thread.
>>563901931Largely a cesspool now ruined by browns and other assorted thirdies but it used to be a funny site for jokes and giggles
>>563903289Augur is a jellyfish shape while the elden beast is a dragon shape. Augur is replicating a shape to instill the ocean and space are the same allusion and the elden beast is copying the crucible traits that create apex beings a la dragons because he is a reflection of what Marika deemed powerful when she formed him.
>>563903289They’re purposefully meant to look the same. There’s likely a whole ecosystem up there. Even Astel is meant to look like a luminescent cave bug. What if space is one big giant cosmic cave?
>>563902724No shit I don’t think anyone is retarded enough to argue otherwise it’s literally Fortniteslop
>>563902106back to school tyrese
>>563903532> Augur is a jellyfish shape while the elden beast is a dragon shapeThey’re both cosmic amoebas. The Elden beast looks like an ancient dragon because the ancient dragons were its precious subjects/sustenance. It absorbs life information.
I like bubbles :)
>>563903673>The Elden beast looks like an ancient dragon because the ancient dragons were its precious subjects/sustenance.Elden Beast didn't exist during their reign, they had their own god that fled. The beast didn't start to form until after Marika became a god with the ring, its laying dormant inside her tree before then maturing off runepower. It matures in the GO era when Marika's erdtree faith warps into GO - thats the beast.
Lol. Deep space is likened to the deep sea. Of all the cool deep sea creatures they could have used as inspiration, they should have used the woolly siphonophore https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lp4UNEvxoWo&pp=ygUTd29vbGx5IHNpcGhvbm9waG9yZQ%3D%3D
>>563903289Both terrible, tedious bosses, so that would make sense!
>>563894416Well yeah that’s more believable but I definitely don’t think there’s anything showing they thought themselves as being above gods.
>>563903206Kino art, but why is Maris showing it off so shamelessly?
>>563903896>Lol. Deep space is likened to the deep sea.ok now this is a bot post i swear i've seen this before
>>563903836Well, no, the Beast IS the Ring. The god that fled -was- the Beast. It got torn out of Placidusax by Bayle. Placidusax was both God and Lord - it had male and female heads - Lord is meant to unite with his Goddess. The Rebis. There are only four heads on the talisman of Placidusax, but we know he had five, not four. He was clearly united with his god. But you’d have to be retarded not to see the similarities between the Beast and the ancient dragons. It grips swords and walks upright because its absorbing the dna of its people the same way Lavos from Chrono Trigger is.This has been done before. It’s possible there are/were multiple Rings.
>>563903941The text brings it up here and there.>>563903836The Beast was a Beast even before it landed. The test is clear on that.
>>563904128>Well, no, the Beast IS the Ring.No, we've been over this a thousand times. The ring continues to exist after you kill the elden beast. The beast was an alien egregore from a meteor made of gintstone/amberstone.
is anyone queueing
>>563903913This! We’ve cracked the code chvds! Hvllelvjah!
>>563904239Nope. Killing the Beast is simply reforging the Ring. This has been done before. It’s why there’s a Forge. Alchemy. The game is clear the Ring and the Beast are one and the same.
>>563904274name
>>563904640Sadly no.
>>563904669naamloosi was just asking, i haven't queued yet.
I had my first boss fight, Caligo, with a guardian and I now understand why everyone here hates guardian. It was also my first time fighting Everdark Caligo. The man was trying to guard counter the ice breath attacks. Even when he did attack it was 125 damage per swing and NO ONE FUCKING ULTED! I'm Undertaker! FUCKING ULT MORE! Anyways, time to try again.
>>563905105Trying too hard
>>563905105triggered the birdjeeta with this one well done
>>563903941— Some scholars have suggested that the dragonlords regarded all faiths as equally false, believing themselves to be more powerful than any god or goddess. They looked upon priests and temples as relics of a more primitive time, though useful for placating "slaves, savages, and the poor" with promises of a better life to come. Moreover, a multiplicity of gods helped to keep their subjects divided and lessened the chances of their uniting under the banner of a single faith to overthrow their overlords. Religious tolerance was to them a means of keeping the peace in the Lands of the Long Summer.We know that glass candles emulate the powers of the green seers. We know that the green seers essentially play the part of the old gods, sending dreams. The old gods might just be animist remnants. The children of the forest went into the rocks, the streams, the trees, birds, etc. Nature, magic itself, is probably alive. There’s an aspect of emotion to it. I believe it’s also hinted that the ravens in Westeros are a bit smarter because of this. The ravens in the North carry the essences of the children of the forest. Although they don’t elaborate on this. Or what it means. Irl ravens don’t have nearly the same reliability, certainly. Children of the forest taught men how to send messages using ravens, which spread to the maesters of the citadel, which is ironic given their distrust of magic, and this could be considered a vestige of magic.
>>563905105>>563905273look at that delta lol
>>563905289thanks grok
>>563905289So Valyrians were Int fags who made fun of Faith fags, eh? Kind of funny.
>>563905357Nope. Text finder. It’s a very useful site. Here: https://asearchoficeandfire.com
>he made an ER thread on /v/ and pivoted to his guardian obsession at the same timeYou guys are raw dogging him today what happened?
Magic in asoiaf is literally a pedophile. It rewards those who mutilate children. The CHILDREN of the Forest. If magic only works when you torture an innocent orphan and chop off their balls (like poor Varys) then you know that the magic is 100% malevolent and evil. Only an absolutely insane or desperate person would ever commit to it. Ever.
the spirit shelter teleporter popped up on top of the power when i went to pick it up and i didnt get it
>>563905579Pretty much what my game was like. We even wiped at about the same HP! Both the Revenant and Guardian ONLY ulted to get a res which triggers the shit out of me.
I wonder how much he'll samefag this time
>>563905859Looks like his new tactic is replying to the same post multiple times but he's upset enough that he's not waiting for the timer to elapse much. Lots of 1 minute 30 second double posts.
>>563905579YOOOOOOOOOO THIS GAMEPLAY FIREEEEE FRFR
Magic isn’t exactly benevolent in the world of ER either………….. in fact even the most inert magic is downright cancerous and likely rots away the human ego / consciousness
>>563905956you're so programmed lmfao
>>563888043>>563889413why are you talking to yourself
>>563905105Oh also, we were only level 10 with blue and purple gear because we did so little god damn damage we couldn't farm and they ran away from so many bosses. Bell bearing hunter? Too scary! Death rite bird? Too scary! Standing in the rain for 10 seconds to finish a boss at 5% hp? Too scary! Banished Knights? TOO! SCARY!
Birb up fellow redditors! We WILL protect the flock!
>>563905958>undertroon 3bar'd and trying to talk shit ironic
“This magic will cause your eyes to literally explode (or get eaten by a cute blind girl haha) if you cannot contain the powah”Are the Frenzied folk literally retarded or just incredibly sick in the head?
>>563906027Little brother syndrome is dope, people saying that to you must have really gotten to you.
ywn have your swollen eyes chewed on by cute blind gorl
>>563906146>how should I describe these guys that afflict an ailment on themselves called madness?
thank you for dodging that shit boss
>>563905289>Some scholars have suggestedThat leaves a lot of room for debate though>>563905768Oddly true
>>563906146I just contain the power. I just never get afflicted by madness. I'm just built different, I suppose.
>>563907463>That leaves a lot of room for debate thoughNot in a story that is written and edited it isn't. Thats just a narrative framing device to speak to you the reader. It means even people in-universe know what the author knows.
>>563897961Wash your ass faggot
>>563906037I’m not. You likely meant to direct this post towards posts where that is the case such as >>563889887
>>563895201>>563895374>>563895450My daughter wife is adorable….
The shield
ggpost
>>563908115gg augur best boss
maris themed onahole would be fire
>>563907850>still seething all this time laterThey won
>>563908942Things must be going really bad if he's doing this again.
>>563908419Who won? Won what? Who’s they? Are you feeling well?
>>563909061He’s accusing people of random thing things and alluding to things only he knows about. Probably looking at a serious short circuit very soon.
gg 'del
>>563909221Who is?
trishjeeta...
>>563909084You seem... le upset?
lost, yes
>>563863119>>563863374>>563863481>>563863872>>563864056>>563864225See >>563906037
>pvp footage opens with sharefactory introcinema!
>>563909612This doesn't bode well he's about to snap.
>>563909569I’ll assume you meant this for >>563908419
>>563909612Yikes. Talk about brown rage. Go for >>563909569.
>>563909691classic ds3pvpshitter expose era
I love fridays. People summon a lot at fridays
>>563909612>>563909691>>563909712>>563909731>>563909940this so much this
>>563910474>replies to self a bunch of times>and me onceguys, place bets on which one you think is mine
>>563910591you are >>563909691
>>5639104742nd or 3rd, only ones in the cooldown window, all others are spaced out enough to be 1 person.
>>563910616thats me doe
Lots of schizo posting today. Weird. Must be something in the water.
>>563910924lots of bacteria and filth in the ganges please understand
>Queue dies at 10PM everydayWhy is everyone here such normalfags?
>>563911080you're late i just closed my game after ~15 minutes of nothing.
>>563911080where are you from? If I use my local time then adjust to 10pm it ends up in the ocean.
>>563911080I'm on 4chan's official timezone. That is -5GMT
>>563910869mmmm....
>>563911248You already know lol
>>563911248See >>563911340
Leyndell Time
>>563911395I know a guy from Kazan, they have funny hats there
>erg bloodstain at the sellia stairs rot dog on xboxexposed
>threadshitters all vanish after thread has been sufficiently shat upClassic.
>>563912612>>563912612>>563912612
>>563912717I really wish there was some kind of way to view your own bloodstains saved on the game server
>>563912862tears in rain
>>563912967during my playthrough with my boyfriend we've found some of mine but not all I bet
*zips up pants*Yup, that was a great shit. See you all in the next one.
>>563899576>>563899470>>563899169>>563900381Buddy, you don’t know the half of it…
>>563899673Bleak outlook…
Are there any other popular passwords for Nightreign?
>>563915073FEXTRA is one, but idk if its still active
>>563915073ergindia
>>563915165quing that rn
>>563882862Actually kinda true yes but not entirely in ER’s case
