>>563772651>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/
boooo pick a new op whore
>sucky
Is the OP from 2009?
i'll bake the next thread and it will be a male op image
https://x.com/MahjongSoul_EN/status/2045185522138595649>Yu_song, lovelymomo, HinaBoBina, and Stanz will team up as the Lucky Seven Riichi Squad to bring us an exciting warm‑up mahjong match first.Whomst?
>>563859369>sakiI cares(deeply)
>>563859735PIPPALOSTOST
>>563859709make it a sexy cute male
>>563859767It's called sucki
>anti-Saki trannies crying like they got raped again
So what will be tonight's collab tweet? decorations?
>>563859917I do this to Yuzu all the time
>>563859735The leftlord guy and baldlion's gf
>>563859735Big mahjong ecelebs from ENshit mahjong playerbase that shartia loves to watch
>>563859735Clownbros!
>>563860104
>>563860104Which one is the clown?
ahoge is cringe
>>563859735Wow, I can't wait to see this looper and his sub-looper friends play.
>>563860018Nothing. Silence. Crickets.
>>563859735/jong/ won... /mjg/ bros how do we recover from this
>>563860104>ENshitwho cares lol
/jong/ will be raped
why is it transflag colors
>>563860104which one is the mickey mouse troon
>>563859369Miko wife NOW
Season 21, Episode 1 - 'Cube is good.' | Full Episode
>>563860231he's stable m2, higher than most of mjg
>>563860459I can be your miko "wife" for tonight...
>>563860396those are map colors actually
map map update doko
>>563860713He's shit. More 4ths than 1sts, more 3rds than 2nd. Guaranteed he's looped before.
>>563861289impressive amount of games to be just m2
Onee-sama. Will you let me suck your futanari cock?
steve, look out! behind you!
>>563861845Steve would never use a katana
IRL mahjong !
>>563861845that's fuji
>>563862513Suckymahjongas!
>>563862516Fuji Katana?
>>563862513I-I-Is this a b-boob?
>>563862513>everyone whiteAI generated
>>563862516>red eyes
>>563863762she's just angry that you didn't pig out for the sao collab anon
>>563861830This is a straight post
PRAGMATA (ToT) ALL DAY NONSTOPPREG- I MEAN PRAGGING LET'S GOOcynthia-7.png
>>563862778thats a knee
I'm going to be the famous banana
>>563862513>In real life mahjong
Draft me to the pickleball team
It needs to hurry up and be beer time. I wanna play mahjong
I played like absolute shit today but managed to break even through sheer force of luck
I am making pasta
>>563860104Crow please take your English lessons seriously we need you to save the western mahjong scene...
Why was I Invited to Beast Studios?cynthia-7.png
>>563868130You invented the universe?
>>563860104anyone else noticing or just me?
>>563865340To elaborate, anon probably ought to have used the abbreviation RL rather than IRL.
>>563869247IRL works fine, other anon is a retard
The 7th anniversary stream roster is just the end result of Yostar being as PC as possible while also chasing whatever the latest trends are. NothernLion got popular online again while being a completely safe streamer, therefore we should bring on his wife, his friend, and a discount version of him. I remember CFB pre-outsourcing when they tried to get other (good) streamers to do commentary and basically everyone refused the offer because the restrictions were so strict you might as well just simulcast the games on your own channel while doing authentic commentary.
>>563862513Anon? Where's your AMOS autotable?
>>563869532That's the French one
>>563868684Noticing what? And don't tell me LGBT flag
Newhalf rights are mahjong rights.
https://x.com/beruka0/status/2044618017716453564
>>563870345
>>563870345Reminds me of a ballsack
>>563870345Sitting under them and batting them around like a cat
>>563870345Nodoka made me cum
>>563869925it is only tangentially troon related
is mullvad vpn any good?
>>563871649only if you use my affiliate linkatarashiako-1.png
>>563871649I use it and it works, but i'm not convinced it's that much better than the alternatives
>>563871649yeahI just got it myself for a certain project and you can tell from the get-go that it's a rare instance of a service built for people, not against them.There's not really any registration process, you just generate some identification code.Payments don't force you into a monthly subscription.Servers seem overall decent and you have 550 to choose from. They perform pretty well too. You can download a zip file with configs for all of them.They have a simple API to create/list devices so you can automate it.There's a 5 device limit, but that seems to only apply to how many keys you are allowed to add to your account. As far as I can tell you can totally just open up 50 connections, each to a different server, using the same device key.For $5 it's honestly great. I can see why so many people recommended it.
>>563871649Depends on your use case. What are you going to do with a VPN?
>>563871649From what I hear, yes.>>563871901They don't do affiliate links, I think.
>>563871649For me? It is cryptostorm, costs almost laughably little, has all the security, is open source, can both be easily implemented into your vpn client of choice or just download a GUI.paid $80 10 years ago for lifetime
>>563871649I don't know. Can you post on 4chan and use torrent with it?
>>563859369Nice OP
I wish shrine maiden were real bros
I wish women wearing sarashis and fundoshis were real
I wish women being sane, attractive, intelligent people was real.
>>563873350my imouto is two of those
>>563873651Sane and intelligent but unattractive and not real?
>>563872390costed* almost laughably little
I wish I had any desire at all to have a relationship
any mahjong?
>Kaiji wears a G-Shock Gay.
>>563875707Come back on Tuesday after maint
>>563875638Good.
should I play pragmata or is it slop if I am not completely haruna coded?
>the world ends with you but it's my genes instead of the world
>>563871649If all you wanna do is make it so irc schizos can't dox you with /whois, pretty much any vpn is fine.
>>563871649All mainstream VPNs are dataharvesting honeypots, just like 4cuck.Make your own.
>>563876335>haruna codedyou can say pedofile
/whois Onpu_
>>563876964It's spelled pedophile.Haruna-coded implies the fact that it's for pedophile troons in particular.
>>563876898poser
>>563876964>>563877061but I don't like feet?
>>563876898you do know there are open source VPN services where you can just check for yourself if they keep the logs?
Eagerly awaiting the day all the data from the honeypots I use hit critical mass and the feds kick down my door for shitposting too much
/mjg/ glossary:Momo-coded = vanilla pedophileHaruna-coded = tranny pedophileKoromo-coded = evil pedophileShiroko-coded = shiroko-7.pdfIllya-coded = NTR pedophileKuro-coded = nigger pedophileJane-coded = glowing pedophileLanglin-coded = wuxia pedophileQixi-coded = faggot pedophileRyan-coded = magic faggot pedophileAnju-coded = tomboy pedophileReina-coded = handicapped pedophileYuzu-coded = retarded pedophile
>>563877863pretty much none of this is accurate
>>563877863wrong
>>563877863All true and accurate, especially the Haruna part.
>>563877863pretty much all of this is correct
>>563877863Fuck my Yuzu-coded life
pedo party line ahh post
Miyubros... we are forgotten
Momo-chaaaaan~
>>563872390>>563872217>paying for VPNsEw...
>>563877863YUZU MENTIONED!!!
I use NordVPN.
It's blogpost day
>>563879718>check path of hoe>no blogpost
I use NorlVPN
>names
Just two more until beer time... then one more hour until tile clacking... need my flow potions...
>>563879940I know what you are Idrinkwater
shiroko-7.png
idrinkidrinkwater'swater
>>563876568if all he wants to do is that, he doesn't even need a VPN
>>563880380/whois goes through your vhost though
>>563880474no, it doesn't
I camemaidgirl.mp4
>>563880536>he doesn't know
>>563880474it only shows you full information when you are checking yourself
>>563880619no, i'm pretty sure i know, it's the entire point of a vhostare you sure you didn't just /whois yourself?
Oh no, someone know what city I live inWhat are they gonna do, go neighborhood to neighborhood screaming my IGN until they find me?
>>563880208how do you know it was me?
>>563880963You live in Niger
>>563880963you underestimate the hat mafia...
Erzzy please … you haven’t queued Gold in months …
I'm uploading stuff from the repo to scribd to get my 5 files quota for free downloads.
>>563881560Kill yourself please
>>563881667Eh, I knew it was going to piss someone off.I'm just kidding.
>>563881540She's already saint though?
I used to be an expert before I started identifying as a saint. I haven't felt better before. I expect you to fully respect my identity.
>>563882182Fuck off mentally ill tranny, hayasaka has nothing to do with dickchopping freaks
>>563882363Right. I forgot our local tranny switched from Hayasaka to Snek. Apologies.
>>563882443You got some kind of problem with me chief? You've been at this for years
>>563882612>she thinks it's just me
it is just you, retard.
Doko koko
>>563880606>did she make a new one?
>>563882443obsessed little schizo troon lmao
ICame/jong/
When is my turn to get lucky,,,
0 and God wants me start taking life seriously.
0 I will molest sanma TO
>>56388371720% ippatsu is average?? Am I playing on hard mode or what
>>563883747Oof, almost thought in the occult for a second.
0 and I will do unspeakable things to sanma TO
>Peeeei
>>563883717>deal-in rate after riichi B 7.62%you're already lucky
Now that I finished reading dorohedoro.Collab when?
0 and I quit mahjong forever.
>>563884291How does it end? Does Nikaido ever do anything with her power?Is Kaiman even real?
I want to drink but I don't know what to drink and the liquor store is too far away but the convenience store's selection is trash and theres too many people at the supermarket anyways what alcohol should I drink today? Am I an alcoholic? I don't even like the taste of alcohol.mahjong.
>>563884449time to lean how to brew, kid, it's piss easy and you can even roll a 0 and fucking DIE
evens erp in-threadodds watch someone on my friends list play ranked and goon to that0 kiss my sanmaTO
Evens draw some SteveOdds masterbate
643 unironically I will neck myself
944 and masterbate
1-9 sleep0 kiss my sister
1-5 eat something6-9 more ranked0 jerk off until I die
1-9 and all of you live yourselves forever
857 and anon kills himself
SEX with MAHJONG
Evens and all roll posters kill themselves forever
Odds and all roll posters are resurrected for eternal torment
1
stevens and it's christmas steve all year round
evens and i reverse the above rollpost
>>563885092
>>563884592I already homebrewed before but I did the math and store booze is cheaper and I don't want to drink the same thing every dday for a yearf
evens or odds and bravo
312
>>563885181sucks to be a faggot i guess go and drink jewed slop you love so much nigger
>>563885278Why are you being so mean to him? He didn't say anything rude to you.
364
uh oh cortisol spike!
numbers
>I am playing mahjong with the posters ITTI think it is time to reconsider my life choices
When is the tourney finals? Tonight?
I'm going to 4han
501?
>>563885450Sunday night, because fuck wagies.
yuzu roll
I work weekends
Mods, anally rape these number niggers.
>>563885343>tries shit once>waaah i hate drinking ( can brew something different again?)>complains about lack of drinks at homenigger behavior deserves straight and concise words
Majsoul Friends Room 26775(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=26775normal koko
>>563885663cute
>>563885695Uhoh!Mods rape this announcing nigger!
>racism outside of /b/
I need to get banned from blueboards only (I need red boards for learning).I'm a big shitposter ruining /mjg/, help me out.
Huggies for all the anons with hurtie feelings
>>5638857722/4
Sorry no anal I have a hemorrhoid
>>563885663YUZU YUZU YUZU
What caused the lowIQfication of /mjg/?
>>563886423SAO collab
>>563886423yuzu juice
0-9 and I get shitfaced tonight
>>563886423kanning in friendlies
>>563886423BLUE ARCHIVEEverything can be blamed on BLUE ARCHIVEgachabrains asking for collabs? BLUE ARCHIVElow IQ seaniggers? BLUE ARCHIVEchild porn spam? BLUE ARCHIVEs*nma? BLUE ARCHIVE
>>563886423Check this out622
>>563885772still 2/4...
>>563886423furries, vtumors, baggots and gachafags aka brown subhumans who skipped the tech tree from civilization straight to internet world
>>563886586the digits have spoken
>>5638857723/4
/mjg/ - dice rolling general
>>563885772full!
Roll for initiative
>>563886423Unironically? Blue Archive. More people came here who weren't interested in mahjong, but were interested in /mjg/ running away from their shithole general only to spoil it. Fans of the fandom sort.
>>563887350snake eyes
>>563887350
>>563886608I agree. Even if the general pre-baggotry was questionable in quality, it has gotten exponentially worse since. The idea that people would joke about not treating Mahjong Soul as a gacha would shock the modern denizens of this thread.
How can I keep leading if my hairline keeps retreating?
>>563887521>>563887539>wasting your turn on a tauntFoolishnessI cast Divine Smite
>started playing mahjong just when mjg started dyingI feel like I am witnessing the fall of rome
>>563887695Take the Mussolini pill.
>>563887714YOU CAUSED the fall of Rome.
>>563887696I deflect your paltry attempt at a spell and counter with 爪竜連牙斬
>>563887714>when mjg started dyingWe've been circling the drain for a decade and we'll be doing it for a decade more.
I pushed for that narrative even if I knew it was disingenous.I'm simply evil.I'm spiritually jewish, you see? I love subverting everything, I love it when I inject and aid cancerous individuals in perfectly healthy communities simply because the natives were mean to me once and it was somewhat deserved.This is what you get.This is what you deserve.
>>563887915cringe
>>563887550How should we deal with this? What is the final solution to the baggot question?
>>563887915jus...
>>563888009How dare you?!6 gorillion more baggots to /mjg/!
>nobody blaming /jong/shit when this rollposting faggotry was imported from that shitholeKek bark little jongshits
>>563888131we tried exiling them to another board but they just keep coming back because even they themselves cannot handle each other.
>>563888131Rolling dubs is 4chan culture.Blueboards are gay.check'emnat 0 suicide incoming
>>563884437read it yourself>>>/a/287493687>>>/a/287493556yes and somewhat yesatarashiako-0.png
>>563888131I can't jong so I don't how what to feel about them.
I forgive the eXapitan.
>>563888425I lost the will to read it after the 5th time they kept repeating the same series of shenanigans with nothing moving forward.
>>563888131kys btroon
>>563888425holy musclemommies
>>563888519MY MAHJONG CRUSH MENSIONED!!!
>>563885772Ohnonono
0 and everyone who disagrees with me drops dead.
ju-6.png
>>563888861Everyone came to the conclusion it was a justified ragequit.And if it wasn't we have to remember he's a Ichihime main.
>>563888963I disagree
what happened to the jav watchalong? wasn't it supposed to be today? what about the jav rec repo page?
>>563889143It's live on /jong/, xaptain
why do i keep getting kicked out of rooms when i join with my BA collab characters? is this really the state of /mjg/? not even actual bag is this retarded
>>563889143Can I request Hitomi Tanaka
>>563889232literally never happened you victimcomplex nigger
>>563889143does cytube allow R18 streams? I could rig something up
>>563889253yes
>>563886608>everything is le fault of ze baggotslmao, i thought this was satire at first. what next, you’re gonna gas 6 gorillion baggots?
>>563889521it's not a joke you dumb halfmongolian
Mein Kampf
The baggies cry out in pain as they strike you
>>563888131Also the low iq shartia spammer is a vtroon amerimutt as well. Bag gets a bad rep because its full of seanigs but its the r9ktranny blogposting from ameritrannies that is making this place unrecognizable. The reason why burgers hours aren't dead anymore because people are playing mahjong but because worthless newshits are blogging about their goy life
>>563889362i think so, weren't the strip mahjong movies streamed from there?
>>563889143>jav recEBOD-386EBOD-875ARM-531PPPD-402PPPD-888
>>563889143For me, it's PPPE-406 Drunken, Prank-fueled Strip Mahjong Game... The Lucky Slut, Who Transformed Into A Nymphomaniac In A Sexy Costume As A Penalty, Stripped Us All Naked And Forced Us To Pay With Our Sperm. A Lewd All-night Mahjong Climax Followed By Intense Tit-fuck And Forced Anal Sex With Marina Yakuno.
>>563889884There is like a 8 to 2 ratio of buzzwords to real words in this post
>>563889745>at firstlearn to read, you roach subhuman shitstain atop the rusted blowhole of a bilge pump.all you’ve done these past 6 months is complain but i’ve NEVER seen you host a room once, but you complain even when people ACTUALLY do shit in this generalyou keep projecting your propensity to treat /mjg/ as your tiny little friend circle on /bag/gots and /jong/ers or whatever, but it’s in truth (You) who killed mjg. YOU’RE the one killing it with your shitty metaposting and borderline blogposting. How the hell does a cynthia-7 kill a general? It was YOU.Leave before your mental state deteriorates further enough that you kill yourself.
>>563885772G
>>563885772GG
I don't read
>>563890298tldr this shit juvenile nigglet, i am not reading all that waqanda bible
>>563890426tldr kill yourself.
>>563890521use a tripcode next time so i would now that larp GOD is here
>>563889884>Also the low iq shartia spammer is a vtroon amerimutt as wellReally? I thought they were C****** and R**** this whole time wtf
bag or jongYou can only choose one
You ever stop to think about how many billions of lifeforms you're murdering when mowing the lawn
>>563890763uma
>>563889884Newcuties play more mahjong and make more rooms than you, you worthless stain. Why are you coming to our community with your zoomer buzzwords stirring useless shit?
>>563890807Every nut busted into a tissue is hundreds of thousands or more lives lost
>>563890807This but jerking off
>>563890763bag is mahjong culturee-whores are not
There's a certain anon that I'm kind of fond of, but I never get 4 GGs when he joins my rooms. Do I really have to tell him about the rabbits next time he tries to join?
>>563891013there should be a reason why there is no 4 ggs in the first place
>>563890832Based
Is this the best burgers have to offer? Maybe I should start sleeping earlier just to avoid burger hours
>>563891013Tell them about the killer rabbit, anon.
>>563887743is that covered by insurance?
>>563891238fun movie
>anons do [harmless thing]>"ummm actually what you’re doing is killing this general and i’m going to make hundreds of borderline blogposts over the course of a few months complaining about a youtube link that was shared once. but actually you’re the problem and kys sweaty”
I have a tier list of the burger hour friendly regulars
>SEA wakes up>thread becomes shitSEAmonkeys and AUSuckers should be segregated from the rest of the league so we don't have to interact with them.Call it the Pacific League or something.
Maajan tanoshii.
>>563891639pay him no mind./mjg/ is just his little hugbox for the time being after he got routed from whatever /jp/ general he came from. he doesn’t even play mahjong so you can safely ignore him
>>563891639>Why do you care so much?>How does this effect you personally?>It doesn't matterTranhy moment
>>563891797Post the list.
>>563891797can you share?
>>563891867>2ndit could have been worse
>>563889253Early 2010s Hitomi Tanaka x Anri Okita pregnant threesome sex is owed to me.
burger? did he just say his last name is burger?
>>563891639>claims to be a harmless thing>isn't harmlessI see you, cynthia
are the girls in that mahjong manga still growing even bigger tits?
I really like the haku tile. It looks so shiny and clean. I feel bad for chinks who have to have that pointless rectangle on their haku.
>>563892000>Best playersMe, AI (Normal), AI (Easy), Animelover99>Worst playersEveryone else
>>563891013>no fourth GGmaybe he’s banned?
>>563891013What if he's banned
>>563892139MIRD-150?
>>563890963You ever stop to think about how many billions of lifeforms you're jerking off when mowing the lawn
>aislop
>>563892430Dandelions maybe
>>563892418There is a threesome one with a dude too but they look too hagish, wish they did this during their prime.
Tournies should have STAKES so niggers won't just throw games and play like niggersEvery entrant should mail TO a $5 amazon, steam, or google play gift card as part of their application before they're allowed to queue. That way we can incentivize more people to host more tourneys, which everyone likes, and TOs can make give rewards to the winner of the tourney. How does a month of fortune charms sound?
>>563892430>killed gorillions of sperms in the past 20 years>coomsock is basically the viltrumite graveyard
>>563892710I'll go first, remember not to redeem the cards before sending them.
>Started Gooner Xenia posting>Started Sheentia TV posting>Started Terasucki postingI am the bringer of death.
>>563892710If I’m losing I’ll redeem the gift card i submitted for myself.
>>563892710Gibs me that for free.
>make give rewards
Majsoul Friends Room 99971(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=99971Join this room or a free iphone 5 will appear in your room at midnight.
>>563892947but I started the sheentia tv posting
>>563891132>>563892325>>563892328It's not just that there's less than 4 GGs, it's more that there's less than 3, or usually less than 2.aiharamai-8.png
>>563893074don't tell me that the last room was yours
>>563893024A FREE IPHONE 5???? Looks like I'm not playing mahjong today!
>>563892947we found him… the baggot/jonger/burgerSEA/AUS/mongoloid/r9k/tranny/whatever the schizo comes up with this timenow repent
>>563892710We already had this discussion in the first year of the general. Sorry you weren't there. We said no. End of story.
>>5638930242/4 Samsung users
>>563892710When you host a tournament you have to mark a checkbox that says your tournament isn't going to be used for gambling as you suggest, you wouldn't lie to Yostar, would you? That's illegal.
I'm a 28 year old NEET. Do you guys think I can get a job in Japan if I get good enough at mahjong? I want to move there permanently because I hate my home country.
pachinko tourney when
>>563893487
>>563893537Well are you a dekiru or a dekinai?
>>563893487My burger wife
>>563893487It's not gambling, it's just a participation fee and a award though
>>563893024Mission. Staato.
>>563892084>>563892000It’s only a mental tier list
>>563893487so is Yostar promoting gambling if they have rewards in their tourneys?
>>563893612OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>563893839Write it down.
>>563893537I dont think theres a spot on the visa request forums that ask about mahjong
I have a mental tierlist of all the steves from here.
Jane's delicious legs
Flow-sama owes me a yakuman tonight
>>563892947No, you didn't.
I argue on both sides of an issue so I have the topic surrounded.
>Started the universe and all life on itI am the bringer of death.
>amae ledditwho cares lol
None of you would exist without my observation. Nothing exists beyond my senses.
Feels weird knowing I started the most core /mjg/ memes still being used over 5 years after the fact
>>563893537Do they hire gaijin at mahjong parlors?
>>563894789I make something out of boredom and a random anon loves it until he dies.I exist and anons love me.This is why I'm never killing myself, I drain the life force from other people without them knowing.
>>563894805yeah, theyre feeders for the house's earner
Everytime I roll a 0 saying I'm going to kill myself, another anon dies.
>>563894740Stop watching me jerk off
We love our OC creators, don't we folks?
>>563894789I am the reason why /mjg/ started using the term doko. I was also an early pioneer of /doko/ but I'm not here to brag or anything.
>>563895308yes
>>563893487Is paying to enter a tournament with cash prizes gambling? Are all IRL mahjong tournaments gambling?
>>563895567Is poker gambling?
>drivens goes +1000 >long gloating top interview speeches>Drivens losing>Raidens celebrates in the hallway >NOOOOO YOU CANT DO THAT
>get in a six-sided chinitsu wait>toimen immediately deals into shimocha's half depleted kanchan
>>563895773thats literally assault
>>563895773It's good when my team does it (Drivens) and bad when shitters do it (Raiden)
it's either my way or the highway
>>563895773https://x.com/sonodaken/status/2044396297634103359lmao what a loserthis is mjg favourite?
no update yet
If you celebrate your win in the thread or main irc channel instead of your team channel it's going to be -5 uma
Pirates are the good guys team, everyone knows that.
chombo celebrationpenaltywriting a book that sells at least 3 copies
>Realise I have Mario>Try playing her>Cannot get into tenpai>Lose lose lose>Switch to Mommy>Fastest tenpais in my life>Cannot deal in >Cucking hands left and right>Remember what it's like to draw a kanchanI'M NOTICING
I'd buy an okada book if she included nudes in it
>>563893024GGs. Nice daisangen, Nodotits
>>563893024your welcomeggs
>>563893024GG! Funny retard plays and a great daisangen to start the weekend with. Thanks for playing along sheepanon
>15 people doing roll posts >I'm the only one that got warned/post deleted He's brown He's a third worlderHe does it for no pay Mahjong
>>563893024Passing ron on a whim and enabling my yakuman. Some people exist on a level I can't fathom.
>>563899059>retard playsit was a good skip, sir
>>5638990830 and you kill yourself, steve
>>563899351Try again
>>563898875nips are so thorough there are not even slight areola slips, they shop everything out
>>5638990830 and you love yourself, stevebro
Thr flow potions are starting to work.... its time to mahjonggin
>>563899351he is right, call a mod or this general larping shitskin HQ and you will get an easy 3 day vacation
0 and we stay neutral, just like the numberperchanceanything else and it's time.
Is there a flow peptide?
>>563899491>steve killed him insteadWoah... so cool...!
Stevussy
What is a zero? Nothingness? Or a multiplier? Is nothingness pushed at the beck and call of a number enfold it so? For millennia this abstract void was entirely absent from the ledger of human thought, with sweeping empires like the Greeks and Romans building monuments and calculating wealth without ever conceptualizing a symbol for the abyss. Yet, philosophically speaking, the eventual birth of zero introduced a profound paradox: the act of appending absolute emptiness to the end of a finite value inexplicably magnifies its worth tenfold. Shifting into more sober language, this phenomenon is the mechanical brilliance of the positional numeral system, where the digit 0 functions not merely as a measure of absence, but as a crucial architectural placeholder. It suggests that growth does not rely solely on the relentless accumulation of things. Just as the empty space of a zero gives exponential weight to the integers beside it, the voids we experience or intentionally carve out in our lives—to play a hanchan on a Friday evening with friends—do not diminish our substance, but rather act as the structural necessity that amplifies the magnitude and meaning of everything we truly hold.
you forgot your steve
This is for my fellow hanners
>>563899757maybe an anxiolytic like selank?
Not fan in a sexy way, just fat. Pass
>>563900467>aislop
>>563900502fat*
I LOVE AISLOP OOOOOOOOOOOOO
It's not AIslop, an autistic furry drew that.
Bravo, burgers. Another magnificent episode.
I want a burger
>>563900864But this isn't a show
>>563900932no xenia
Time to start my 2 hour nofap and fast
>>563900958It is a show. And you are the clown.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1Tp-ryQPFI
>>563900467fake hanner
>>563900987>2 hour nofap
Haruna, give me a recommendation. Chop chop.
>>563901160I'm dying already
>>563901239Kill yourself!
Majsoul Friends Room 44457(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=44457 (30k start, Busting Off, No Tips)
>busting off
>>563901396who are these guys?
>>563901396But busting makes me feel good...
Pray for me as I undertake the arduous goal of 30 minutes nofap.
>>563901396this better not be another french room with minimum 5 han
>>563901239https://exhentai.org/g/2904313/7d32c89bf9/i didn’t want to post it because apparently i’m everything wrong with modern /mjg/…
>>563901592This one is certified kino
>>563901592thanks
>>563901396>celestial
Majsoul Friends Room 87676(3-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=87676
>>563899083Dont like it?Go back jongshit.
dama alert!
Non-virgin room only (virgins are not allowed)Majsoul Friends Room 60429(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=60429
>>563902652Why are you oppressing me like this? This is discrimination! This is tyranny!
I've been on a 12 hour no eat
>>563902652
>>563902749
>>563902325>Started
>>563902807We're all virgins here
>>563902749wait, i recognize that small chinese woman…
>>563902749That guy on the left looks like a majsoul cosplayer I banged at a con
>>563903270depends on your definitionaiharamai-10.png
>>563903336Why would you sleep with a hana cosplayer
I'm not a yakuman virgin.
>>563903336Wanjiro bros...
>>563902598Name and shame.
#names
gifrel is what i imagine when anons post “dama alert”
All my damas are gems and all your kuitans are coal
The sha has fallenBillions must dama
dama alert RINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRING
>>563901396gg hags and random celestial
>>563903573make an edit of itatarashiako-1.png
>>563901396>>563901396this is my turf, bitches! gg it was fun, dama aside>>563903443I think it was a tourist, but I won
>>563903737why did president steve kill the Royal Sha of riichi city?
>someone ron's someone else for 1000>they get ron'd back for 2900>3 draws and Im the onpy one in tenpai>tsumo for 2900 >win>4/0/1/0feverdream outta 10
dyoko :3
>>563904589host and ill join
Majsoul Friends Room 84385(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=84385local yaku ON
>>563904759dont feel like joining
>>563904589now I can't joint because I might be mistaken for you
>563904589>563904701>563904759>563904815a drama in four parts.
Give them you's I'm not scrolling up
just reply to the post you are replying to
>>5639047592/4
>>563905020Don’t you get flagged for spam if you reply to more than 3 posts at once?
>>563905238>>563905068>>563905020>>563904971>>563904887no?
>>563902325ggs, that 2p triple dora flip was quite funny
you get flagged for being a sissy if you care about stuff like that
>>563905238It's 9. 9 posts. Did you even try? It'll just refuse to post if you get caught in the filter.
>>563905318>>563905356okay. thanks anons
>>563905528>>563905356>>563905345>>563905318>>563905238>>563905068>>563905020>>563904971so 8 is fine?
>>563904759still 2/4
jongshit coded post chain
thread quality nosedived thanks to belovedtroon, keep up the good work shitting the thread everyday.
I keep losing atk and lvk points to spd and def while my winrate is going up.What do?
Bravo burgerkeks
>>563906032only spd and def are matter I think, that mean you are doing good.
https://www.twitch.tv/crow_77
>>563905630
>>563906023rent free kek
>>563900292I remember when every mjg post had at least this level of quality. Making a post was an art. Like craftsmen, anons wouldn't hit send unless they had truly and utterly perfected their posts until they were completely satisfied with them. It saddens me to see this sentiment lost to time.
>>563906206but I still wanna be lucky ;_;
>>563904759>20 minutes in and still 2/4grim
>>563906236ywnbamp
>visit /bag/>entire thread is softcore porn ritualposting>visit /jong/>entire thread is homosexual ERPtrooningIt's not the baggies.
My religion prohibits me from playing with memeyakus.
>>5639056308 is prime
>>563906417>visited /bag/you're now a baggot, congratulations. you can go back now.
Is HTMLCommentBox dead?
>>563906312nu-jg sign of the times
>>563906454it's divisible by four thoughbeitly
>flow potions finally workingalready at +29, lets double down
>>563906403Imagine playing this game for almost 20 years and you still can't make it to houou.
>>563904759Closed, sorry sproutbro
>>563906881that's me... please don't make fun of me...
>>563904759>>563907007>Closedwe live in a world where rooms get closed due to inactivitywhat the fuck is happening
>>563904759
>>563907075no patience
>>563906236This isn't THE crow
>>563907075I'm queuing ranked
>>563900292not your substack faggot
I'm reading Astral Codex Ten.
Majsoul Friends Room 64993(4-Player East): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=64993blitz no tips 0/4
>>563906881Trannies that don't chop their dick off have commitment issues, LTG was right.
>>563907394why are you trying againit's already over
>>563901592That's not blue archive so it's allowed.terasakichihori-0.png
>>563907504it's not over it hasn't even begun1/4
We've only just begun...to live
this is aru if she was a mahjong fight girlthoughts?
I’ll join in 40 minutes once the kids are in bed
>>563907787None
I'll join in 40 minutes once I drop the kids off at the pool
>>563907817...there are more mjggers who reproduced?
>>563907394closed
>>563907635nobody plays mahjong here, just a bunch of frauds that live to weebpost majority of anons should just go to int
The kids fell in the toiler
I'll join after work
>>563907926your father could. what makes you think you can?
>>563859369friendly reminder: Mahjong does not give you oppai gf
>>563908023Lies!
I haven't seen my father for 29 years
NINPOWAFFLE HOUSE TELEPORTATION NO JUTSU
>>563907394started
>>563907394>>563907635>>563907930>>563908278Stop posting loogy
>>563908162Happy 29th birthday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTMc2EUhXzA
>east 2>be me, dealer>get to 50k on repeat 2>get ron'd to 2nd place with a haneman in a riichi duel>ichihime-0.png>tsumo for pocket change in east 3>be the only tenpai'd hand for all last>winI fucking love mahjong so much.
https://hobby-maniax.com/archives/126139MFG figures
>discards one tile and walks awayNothing happened ingame to prompt this.Mysteries I will never know the answer to.
>>563910294Why do your tiles have number and letters in the top right corner?
>>563910294He had to clog the toiler
>>563910393so the adepts can see them in my screenshot
>>563907394gg
>>563907394ggs
>>563910404went to the toiler and never returned
>>563906586draft me to the pedomata team
>Error: Duplicate file exists. here.>wait 30seconds for a new captcha>replace the emote with the name for the script>Error: Duplicate file exists. here.>forgot to remove the img attachment>wait another 30seconds for new captcha>do it wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgdPUJI7jr8
imagine not knowing how to unduplicate files
>>563910926Ron animation looks cool at least
>>563910971nice image footprints you have there anonjane-888.png
can someone link me the javs anon uploaded to the repo? I cant find them
>>563911052whatwhat do you mean by that
Happy birthday Yuan Feng!Kino outfit.fengyuan-3.png
>>563910926Cute minigame
>>563910525Oh fugg... am I gonna be retarded tomorrow when I rank up to a 1 flower adept? I thought I was gonna be a chad...
>>563911218With how many aunties we have playing Mahjong I would have assumed we would have more bara males
>>563910926kino ron animationkino tableclothkino framekino eventkino collab
>>563911218>2 d8s and a d6this nigga playing dnd
i don't remember making those posts on the archive
>>563910926it only interest me the minigame
>>563910926>another complex mini game I'm gonna have to explain to my mom who doesn't speak EnglishsighI hope there's more characters than just pon yeehaw and y*z* in the mini game
>>563911879Why would you need to explain a mahjong soul minigame to your mother? Does she watch you jong?
>>563911991he could just be so asian that he grew up playing mahjong with his family and had to teach his mom how to play riichi
>>563911991>watchShe plays
>>563910926>Decorations are mid as fuck>1/4 chance to get jump scared by Kirito>Outfits are RC tier>Event will be the standard Mahjong Soul "easily completed if you play one sanma tonpuu a day" affairWow this fucking sucks
>>563912251Her name? Now.
>>563912251I think I played with her once, at least I did play with an anon and his mom in a friendly once
>>563912320You might or might not already have played a friendly unknowingly with her, who knows?
>>563912361Half the neighborhood has played with her. the other half dont carry cash.
>>563911292bara is mostly liked by faggots, not women (the kind into 2D at least)
>>563912531Why did you bring your mom in the discussion?
>>563910926
>>563912261>Event will be the standard Mahjong Soul "easily completed if you play one sanma tonpuu a day" affairThink of all the poor adeptchads that get filtered by pinfu! We cannot stress them out like that, they may quit the game!
>>563910926I'm going to play a level 1 nyagger against the goblin king.
>>563913704i'm this close to dropping this retarded incelfest, shiina wants his dick since the end of s1 and this little faggot thinks he's on some moral highground by telling her to lock her doors at night and pretending to be some horny gigachad who's gonna plap her a dozen times if she's not careful
What if there was a nega /mjg/ where a bunch of japs in cowboy hats play texas hold em and drink root beer and larp as westerners
>>563913993look for a poker chase may thread
>>563913704Not mahjong, fuck off.
>>563913993Would be based, but Im still drink non-root beers.
>>563913993Do they also kurogu za toiretto?
>痛いくらいによくわかっている>ほんの少し歪んだハート>それをあなたに知ってて欲しい>なんていうのは俺の甘え >これしきは抱えてゆける>歯を食いしばれば過ぎ去ってしまう>些細な痛みばかり >No CRY-Yy-yy-in'>誰かを愛したいなら>涙をごくりと飲み込んで>か弱い心肥やしてくれるのは>悔しさとか罪の意識>さらば強くあれ
>ron animation isn't cancer it's a nothingburger collab
>>563913993I'm gonna be the president of the Japanese Poker Association that dictates retarded poker yaku names some retards are gonna insist on using (playing obviously with hanafuda cards made to look like poker cards, because why would anyone need to learn how the western cards look like, I'm not gonna learn ten numbers and some retarded letters).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVYX2nTXjKkbookbro
why are we fans of matsumoto?
fan?
>>563913405I want events to have an actual grind. I want events to give actual rewards. I want events to take longer to complete than a single tonpuu a day. I like playing mahjong but I want more than a single ticket and a purple gift. I already play a lot but there's no reward other than rank because faggots complained when they actually had to grind events.
>didn't pay for the annual japanese poker hands list
>>563914774he's funny on toritama sometimes although I like tsunakawa more
>>563914668take your sunglasses off
book bros??? why are we throwing into oyarii???
>>563914068But I'm bad at poko.
>>563915565But the sun never sets on a badass
>>563915565i need them, i'm blind
>>563908023So I wasted years in this shithole for nothing
>>563915565No! I have a medical condition!
>>563915070I don't, fuck off
>>563915070>i like wasting timewhy
>>563915814Take the Toph pill.
bakyou cam is so good, why don't more leagues do this
>>563915872>>563915934Do you faggots actually play mahjong or do you sit in here shitposting all day? If it's the latter what's the point?
I'd play mahjong if you made a room
>>563915070I want the nantoka season two or the "specific yaku give points." I have no idea why people complained back then, it was also when memesura was in weekly rotation, so you could've just spam yakumans there to clear everything, that alone made it fun. But no, chinks want to play their soulless tenhou with anime girls and get all the rewards for free or else there's gonna be a melty. This is the reality.
>dodged anon removing all Steves by switching to fujitoo easy
I got today's repo wwyd right
>>563916037they're fomotards who consider completing events compulsory, so they just do the same thing they always do and feel satisfied they cleared an impossible challenge bestowed upon them by their chink overlords
>south 4>bookbro last
>>563915947become a footfag?
>>563910926Still a mid series but these animations are acceptable.
I'm gonna grind for critical hits and finish the event in the first 3 hours
>>563916037posts about mahjong dont get (You)s though...
thinkmax
>>563916375Your mind is poisoned.amaekoromo-5.png
>>563916624
>>563916435Yes they do. Posting WWYDs gets you lots of free attention.
>bookbro riichis sanmenchan>everyone draws his tiles
>>563916375hannah pawpadjob...
>>563915070this desui'm way too lazy to play ranked without an incentive, it's yostar's job to provide that incentive
what the fuck just happened
>>563915565
>>563917009something to do with the pon
>>563916923unironically why I only play RC outside of tourneys
>tenpai on last drawwhat a fucking luckshitter
>glasses guy got to tenpai at the last second despite skipping chiilolbravo books
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv4donl9DWM andy-san
>>563916343I don't even understand the bitching. I wanted events to have a longer grind with MORE rewards for those who complete it. Give me permanent titles, tablemats, tilebacks, cosmetics, bags, coppers, etc. for actually playing more during these events. If they continued playing a single memesura friendly a day they would get the same rewards as before anyways.It's annoying as fuck having what I'm calling "gacha dailies syndrome" in this game where every event is piss fucking easy because people want to do the bare minimum.
>Riichi ShittyI'm surprised you didn't start shilling those slop Danganronpa and Steins;Gate collabs too.
I'm here for the mahjong
MORONORI
>>563917446what the hell is a mahjong?
for me its 9 days 9 hours 9 doors
>>563917446Prove it. Name every single one.
How funny would it be if we all just showed up at the next WRC wearing sunglasses and refused to take them off? Think they would've gotten the reference?
>>563917437Nothing wrong with either of those. I would dare say that they are peak.
>>563917534I can't qualify
>>563917534I guess I get banning sunglasses, but all the pros use the contact lenese anyways. Until they ban contacts too then its pointless
Why would someone play Mahjong Slop when they could be playing Riichi Peaky?
>>563917670one lets you see their eyes the other doesn't
>>563917737I guess, but still doesnt do anything to deter the real issue: tile marking
>>563917534What if I actually have pink eye though
>>563917403and in their mind "longer grind, more rewards" means "longer dailies for absolutely no reason, why do they hate me so much"you underestimate the autistic mindset of those people, not clearing the event would've caused them physical pain, so they'd have to play this additional memesura and miss their daily goon session, entire day ruinedthey claim they play this game just for mahjong and don't care about events and flashy stuff like decorations, but they always 100% the rewards for some mysterious reason
There will never be another invincible ichihime
>>563917810pretty sure tiles are cleaned daily and tables are rotated out, it's unlikely to happen
>>563917494based
>>563917846>for some mysterious reasonthe reason is survivorship bias
>>563917904Most incidences of casino cheating involves a staff member and a player working together.
>they>passive-aggressive ahhtroon behaviour
>>563918119italian man wasn't winning shit thoughbeit
>>563918130Who are you quoting?
>>563918130schizo
>ahh
>>563915070I remember getting the first Invincible Ichihime title. You think you do, but you actually don't.
AHH
>>563918192how could he if he had no idea how many points he had
If you're going to be a schizo, make sure to at least post Anju while you're doing it.
how about you post a room f slur
It's moon child, wo-oah ah oh~You got the power to be his friend~
>>563918237did people who didn't get it get banned or something? enlighten us on how impossible it was and how much your mental health deteriorated because of it
ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahhGROOVIN MAGIC
>>563918446staying alive, even
maka is fucking retarded
>>563913405
>>563918503You have no idea how much the quality of the thread would've improved. We'd get /jong/ levels of activity though.
pinfu nomi
Majsoul Legendary Drop Room 85785(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=85785This room has only a 1/10,000 chance of dropping. It will despawn unless you pick it up quickly.
>>563918419It's okay, Anon, we, the true and old /mjg/, defeated the darkness so you can live in a better time. Go off and enjoy your freebee titles and dustable blues in peace.
>t. got pinfufiltered
i was a hardstuck novicebabby when invincible ichihime happened, it really was beyond my abilities
>>563918618pinfu nami
>>563918819sanshocker
I just like clacking tiles with fast ques....
I was there and did not defeat the darkness
Lipeikou.
I randomly get this error when trying to open MJS and it doesn't go away for a week or so after which it returns to normal again.
>>563918692We 3/4.
>>563918991Just stop cheating. Its that easy.
>>563918991update your game
>>563919147it's updated, I've installed it through steamIIRC I even tried reinstalling the game once but that didn't help either
>>563919231use the non-steam client
wat
>>563919284too much work, I just play on my phone whenever this happens
I'm about to clog the toiler
>>563918692brb
>>563918692WE 3/4!!!!!!!!!!!
>>563918692Stasarted.
>>563919468I did it
>>563919614Oh, what a big boy. Good job, sweetie.
can we switch to tenhou so I don't have emote anymore
>>563918692I love you mommy!
but emoting is fun and also lets you psyop players
>>563920021I think you replied to the wrong post...
he's trying to frame me
>>563920229Even so, it's true
I LOVE YOUUUUUU JESSSSSUSSSSS CHRIST, YES I DOOOOOOOO
I don't post to shit, I shit to post
>>563918692gg
>>563918692ggnyaI was so close to getting that s4 nyagashi
So this is the power... of steve...
>>563921897you recorded the wrong round
>>563921985What round shall I record for you, big dick warrior?
>>563922065twas only a joke
wwyd
>>563922186go for chinitsu
>>5639221867p
>>5639221867 circle
>>5639221867 penis
>>5639221869m
>>563922246>>563922320>>563922584>>563922752>>563922827
>>563923050meh
>>563923050but why?
>>563923198I wish I knew.
>>563910926I told you it would be an autobattler, none of you believed me
>>563923050that's what I was going to cut, I can't tell you why but it be do be like that
>>563923050Clearly toitsuba. You did the right discard, this is is chiitoi.
>>563923406mortal is wrong. is chinitsu chiitoi
new character?
kysfrank
>>563923687>Riichi City gets the Saki anniversary collab instead of /mjg/Oh no no no soulbros…
>>563923708this
>>563923870instead of majsoul* i should stop drinking so damn much
>>563923936Clearly, you posted a blank image
pogchamp
>>563923970>sanmahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf7Lxhy857Y
>>563923870If this actually happens I'm killing myself.
aiharamai-6.png
Take it to your 'cord, rctroon
>>563923870If this happens I'm quitting mahjong gachas entirely and moving back to Tenhou, where I can freely set my mahjong background, tilebacks, and voices.
>>563924238mahjong?
>read yuri>they start cheating
>>563924903She doesn't cheat, retard. It's a superpower that let's her see a turn ahead, there's no rule against that.
SakiMadeMePlayRC
>read the clock>it's time for bed
>>563925302People are always depicted sleeping like this but nobody actually sleeps like this.
i literally sleep on my back, with my arms at my side, and the blankie on
>>563925302ummm steve there's a roach on your blanket
>>563925792Do you sleep well?
I sleep with my face on my pillow and my ass in the air.
>>563925858obviouslysleep paralysis demons are an internet meme
>>563925913that just means you aren't interesting enough to be assigned one
>>563925913Whenever I try to sleep the way you do, I start to feel aches and my heart starts beating harder after a bit. And if I do fall asleep like that, I always wake up and have intense hallucinations that result in me jumping out of bed.
>>563925913I’ve had sleep paralysis. No (visible) demons, just lying awake, locked in place, unable to move my body for up to an hour. very surreal
If I take magnesium before bed I get really intense nightmares that last for hours and I can't manually wake up from. mahjong.
>>563926112WTF. I do the same thing and have the same problem. Are they really related?
>discard 2p>game crashes/loses connection before it goes through>tsumogiri bot kicks inIt's all so tiresomesaitouosamu-10.png
>>563926292Good internet is skillSorry bout your unlucky loss
>>563926292>He eez about to win?>Doomp eet
>maledeserved
It's too hot to sleep with a blanket anymore.
>>563926249no it's brain worms
MELFIAS -Azure and Crimson Verge-himekawahibiki-0.png
>>563910926!!
>>563924072we love sanma
>>563927156yuzu's a druid
>>5639230506 blocks so we must break one. The only choices are to cut from 11m or 899m and only 8m keeps chiitoi. I would have cut 9m... but that may be too aggressive on this board.Anyway, I hope /mjg/ can realize why you don't cut from the 22234/57/45 blocks.
>>563926292>play on the client with random disconnections>disconnect randomly>wtf how could this have happened to me
>>563927712>22234/57/45 blocksstopped reading right there
>>563927805No, Frank, we will not play RiichiCity
>>563927857Riichi City doesn't have random disconnections? I didn't know that, thanks for telling me.
>>563927843That was the end of the post anonchama...
>>563927930>Riichi City doesn't have random disconnections?It doesn't. I find that the disconnects are actually very consistent in east-south games
>>563928143Damn, I can't imagine playing enough RC to know that.
>>563928283It's why I uninstalled it... besides looking fuck ugly as a client.
>>563927712Cutting from pinzu or souzu would go back in shanten for an unrealistic chinitsu chase at turn 8. This will most likely kill the hand. The 22234 shape can be inferred as two groups, 222 and 34. Cutting from these would be going back in shanten too.
>deal into sujitrap>4 ura doraFUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/D1XhJC8GT1I
>>563928360
>>563928594
>>563927156return to adventurequest
>>563928742https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NadbEPrxICQ
>>563927712>cutting 8m keeps chiitoi>while adding a 3rd copy of a tile to the hand and getting rid of a tile that nobody has discarded yet>also I would have cut the third pair, making chiitoi impossible
>>563928594Tell me about the speakis, why do they clean?
It's Saturday night! Let's all dirnk together and enjoy some tanoshii!brb heating up plum sake 1/4 default rules waiting for YOU!https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=33593
>>563928795midwit
>>563929168yuzu!!!
i'd rather be a midwit than a retard
>>5639291682/4 waiting for (you) anon>>563929238Mabayuzu!
>madoka>higurashi>rance>symphogear>haruhiWhy are oldkeks so proud of consuming these media?
>>563929404>>5639291683/4 waiting for one more
madoka's not old, it was only ten years ago...
>>563929740>>563929740>>563929740>>563929602tits
>>563929168full!
Poor little green guy
>>563930001god why does he have to be in SHORTSm league uniforms should be cool
>>563930001why does she smile like that
>>563929168GG
last post
aurora-4.gif
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>>563918446
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