Sophisticated Edition>Latest patch:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/04-10-2026-update.125825/>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki/>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Unofficial Competitive Newshttps://edl.gg/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Previous: >>563797945
First for fix doorman and give him viable builds again and do it RIGHT NOW!!!
rem microbikini
https://litter.catbox.moe/bzam54.mp4me when I win 1 game after 15 game losing streak
>>563863438character for this feel?
>>563863223>bush
Silver is barely C tier
I'd fuck a monster before touching a >negro
remove counterspell from the game or add linkins sphere. cringe tranny shit like movement
>>563864256you will learn the movement
>>563861079oh god not penis inspection day again
>>563863223She's hiding the wrong arm I think
Okay what is going on with Matchmaking today?
>>563863223ava is way sexier
>>563864927>today?
haha
>>563865132its been especially bad today maybe i should just go brawl...
>>563865153How do you get this worked up in the meme mode, shit's over in like 15 minutes
I kindaaaaa wish the devs would die in a horrible plane accident on their next vacation.
>>563865698I get super toxic on sb, I say heinous things that I can't take back
>>563864927weekend so stack monkies are making it miserable for everyone. either play with friends, find a discord stack, or don't play lmao because strictly soloQ won't get added.
Death to all drifters. Tired of this toxic ass hero being able to snowball just because they go out of their way to keep killing the retarded feeder of the team. Graves can go fuck off too- stupid weapon that goes against the philosophy of the game. >>563864229I enjoy ivy’s presence just so I can mercilessly kill her stupid blabbering Spanish wetback ass every chance I get.
fix holliday
>>563864927>losing the easiest lane matchup as apolloits over........
You know what I'm going outside, tired of all the gay niggerstackers.
>caught something yesterday >having diarrhea all day >feel weaker>end up playing deadlock on an alt since the main is still banned>don't have the strength to rage>actually focus on gameplay >even when losing at the start of each match, we end up winning 2 games>my alt is now higher rank than main by two brackets (or whatever they are called, two ranks overall, not their divisions)Wtf is going onStill, tummy hurts and I'm shitting on the toilet right now (countless visit today)
>>563865847Honestly in my experience in elo hell stacks have been awful… for their own team. I can’t begin to count how many lanes that were rearranged for stacks only to fail catastrophically.
>>563865893>Graves can go fuck off too- stupid weapon that goes against the philosophy of the game.Its actually not her fault anyways, splitshot is a problematic item from graves getting a overlapping beam to vyper being able to shoot through kelvin domes, to paige trying to shoot you pointblank with a contra ass bullet pattern
Is every drifter player both low mental and dogshit at the game?
>>563866162Well yeah, most are boosted as fuck. Free stacks for pressing 4 and walking around the map, a gun you have to put effort to miss someone with, and one of the most op ulties in the game. It's a pretty easy turn off you brain hero.
>>563866162Yes, but because you have a 0-15 infernus on your team the 0-3 drifter is now 9-3 and is starting to snowball out of control mid game and you can’t farm your jungle anymore because he smells you through walls and because he’s given a trail to follow to eliminate any chance of juking because god forbid drifter require any actual thought to useMan what I would give for DOTA wards. That was at least I can have some semblance of security farming.
>>563865893>getting dog walked by Ivy, Drifter AND Gravessucks to suck
>>563866501Adding to this, you get free maphack and make the enemies shit diarrhea in case you are too retarded to follow them.
>its such pisslow hours that we're complaining about drifter of all charactersfucking grim
Sex with Venator
>>563866078The more noobs in a stack there are, the less chance they get of getting a good player on their team (especially since most stacks don't even care about team comp or lane comp)
>>563866713It's a very boring char to play against. Hard to impossible to shake off and it's very braindead statchecking.
>>563866713In my experience most Drifter players are complete dirt eaters with no sense of macro who feed their ass off in the enemy jungle
I know that ranking up is a mistake but losing ranks hurts so much..
>rem is apparently the highest pickrate hero in the game lol what?
>>563867024Why do final 2 towers in lane have no range protection? Doorman can just camp and throw bell at it
>>563867051I dont go more than a single game without one of these brain dead faggots showing up
>>563866982drifters feed their ass off because if they dont get stacks the character is worse than trash. its either int for stacks or be an ult bot
>>563867051>matchmaker attempts to dole out a support on each team every match>it normally picks between ivy, paradox, kelvin, paige, and rem from what people have prio'd.Under that criteria, I'd pick rem too yea
>>563867051He's a support that's also a cute mascot character, he was engineered in a lab to be appealing to a female playerbase, this is why he has the lowest winrate and highest pickrate. Get ready for every single sinner on the map to be eaten just for Rem to either do nothing with those souls or drop thousands of souls in bags to the enemy team!
>>563866982They are almost always terrible at laning and completely rely on the piss easy passive stacking and the retarded ult to have impact.
Gnome hero whenPlant creature hero whenMothman hero whenMushroom hero whenTree hero whenFairy hero whenFresno nightcrawler hero whenFlatwoods monster hero whenSewer alligator hero whenHopkinsville goblin hero whenSasquatch hero whenSnallygaster hero whenHook door car door hero whenPukwudgie hero whenleprechaun hero whenSpring-heeled Jack hero whenJersey devil hero whenChupacabra hero whenCentaur hero whenWendigo hero whenMinotuar hero whenHillbilly hero whenHidebehind hero whenLoch-ness monster hero whenLumberjack hero whenSandown clown hero whenSlide-rock bolter hero whenWampus cat hero whenCthulhu hero whenFrogman hero whenThunderbird hero whenBunyip hero whenGrafton monster hero whenPhoenix hero whenGoblin hero whenJackalope hero whenNymph hero whenOrge hero when>lets add another vampireFUCKING BORING, I want more fearsome critters
>>563866590I shit all over ivy and I cherish every moment doing so, but she is cracked design-wise. Graves design goes against the entire philosophy of aiming and movement based gameplay and her zombos being exploding on melee is really obnoxious. Drifter only exists to punish bad players, and any + stat on kill design is generally a cancerous concept as it’s irrelevant at high skill tiers but becomes cancerous on low skill tiers or when you have a bad teammate.
You guys think they'll ever open up the subway vent tunnels to everyone? There are obvious entry points in the underground tunnels accessible to everyone.
r8 my b8heroes ranked by how difficult they are to pilot (eg how easy they are to play and consistently get value from)this isn't a general tier list that assumes the player is good, but is instead "how easily could someone who is new to the game pick up this hero and do okay (and not feed) in their first game?"
>>563867457I don't think I've ever seen a fresh install Vyper or Lash ever do well
>>563867307
>>563867457>Silver in easy to pilotYou miss a single ability and you lose
>>563867457it seems like the chart's reason for existing is because you hate doorman
>>563867734you caught me :^)
>>563867457>pilot instead of play
>>563867681that one needs context
>>563867435>any + stat on kill design is generally a cancerous concept as it’s irrelevant at high skill tiershigh ranks end games in 20 minutes>but becomes cancerous on low skill tiers or when you have a bad teammate.because low ranks cannot end games fast, average game goes 40-60, you are only getting a 20 minute game if there is some 30/0 smurf on the enemy team
>>563867283>>563867331i don't see him often because he's very unpopular on my rank bracket, here lash the CHAD is the highest pickrate hero (based because he's one of the few honest heroes around)he seems hyper popular in the shitter ranks>>563867325does it really? also from these ivy is by far the best pick because you can not play the throw role known as support ans go for spirit instead
>>563867457>shiv in the same tier as fucking geist, paige, dynamo, victor
>>563867915probably got stomped, and blaming team
>>563867457i don't understand how you can think vindicta is hard to pilotthey even braindeadified her only real skill shot (crow because her ult is easy as fuck to connect hitscan)
>>563867681Rem wouldn’t say that
>>563867628>Noob friend only wants to play m1ggers>He likes Vyper the most>He doesn't want to slide
>>563867457>holiday>easy to pilotvery funny
>silver is bad>the only fucking win i've had today was with her
>>563867457uh oh somebody keeps getting owned by good doormen and is mad about ita new player to doorman isnt pulling off the cart > door > walker combo, all noobs to doorman ive seen barely even use their carts and just become ultbots
>>563868338what's going on with that billy match
>>563868338>2k on billydid you rage quit after getting parried or something
>>563861079I want geist to suck the life out of me holyshit
>I try to dive under enemy guardian to go after a 1 hp support>I get ass raped in 3 seconds flat>Enemy dives under my guardian>They just sit there for 5 minutes plinking me down from full health
>>563868474>>563868530someone dc'd right as the game started so i just went "meh nah i'll go play silver instead" and got bebop instead i have no idea why it says 20 minutes there the scoreboard is wrong too or those people still played the match? I have no idea
>>563867953>does it really?It attempts to provide balanced teams from what people have prio'd down to it actually affecting your queue time greatly if you haven't ticked anything for roles.Look at your team comps as you play, if it wasn't doing that every single m1 carry and initiator would be in 90% of your matches.
>>563866713>obnoxious scent mechanic means you can’t juke away- removing a large part of the gameplay and there is nothing you can do to stop it (in dota at least you can play around bloodseeker’s maphacks- but deadlock doesn’t have wards and there’s no counterplay to revealing signature) >entire design is meant to punish low skill gameplay and lack of teammwork, which makes him shit at high tiers but exceptionally oppressive at low tiers >having a struggling teammate or a bad lane sucks, but is not always a game-ending catastrophe- except with drifter it is. Just a punishing design for low tiers that makes having bad teammates worse.
>>563867434vampires are cool tho and this is a good omen for more Ixianspersonally i want fewer humans, furries, and robots - and more actual occult/folklore/spoopy type stuff
>>563866078That's why it's unplayable as a soloQ mm tries to give these losers their free win but just keep you down and as you lose games the chance goes up that you get put with shitstacks because the game lowers the avg mmr of the lobbies.
always funny seeing people fail to parry guardian
Ixian succubus (futa) when?
>>563868975Apollo is already there.
>>563868957>go to parry guardian as I have hundreds of times>guardian just decides to not melee after I stand infront of it as I have hundreds of times>whiff parry and guardian meleesI don geet eet.
>>563868957tb.h sometimes it doesn't melee me instantly and then I have a problem
>>563867051he's cute and unique, I like playing himI just wish he was a little betteror Dynamo, Kelvin, and Ivy were a little worse because whatever unique stuff Rem does kind of doesn't matter when The others can faceroll and probably do better unless they're really stupid>>563867953I don't know if they're still doing it but looking at team comps it feels like they arenear the original leak and "opening" I remember there was some patch note that said they would balance lanes and teams with supports and frontliners but that was a long time ago
>>563869413They try to balance the team comps but they dont tell you what role they think you are. Im pretty sure Geist is classified as a frontliner but many people go glasscannon builds on her.
>>563869218Gee Yoshi, how come Gaben lets you have THREE vampires?
>>563869727Once cosmetics release Mina is going to print infinite money
>>563869152>>563869185If the Guardian is attacking a minion it doesn't have the same frame of parry
>>563869686hasn't it been confirmed fake as an old fanmade hero?anyway, was the Cheshire leak confirmed fake? that one I didn't like
>>563870181If you knew anything about history you’d know Geist would say negro
>>563869218dubs gets to name Grandpa Suck n Fuck
teammates watching you die as Silver and not helping to then lose the inevitable 3v4 is the most tilting thing imaginable in this game
>>563870297This is the fanmade one, but I wouldn’t be surprised if Valve took some “inspiration” from it
I've become reasonably good at bastard farming on Graves until I become an unkillable demon and winning off of that, but I would like to be more useful in the midgame. Is there anything I can do? Should I be anticipating fights and showing up with my tombstone, or am I just better off being a split-push + jungle farm fuck until I outscale the enemies?
>>563870181Doorman would say Nigger, maybe not to their face but it would be his prefered term for them. Reminder he could be anyone he wanted and he chose to be the whitest phenotype alive.
>>563870181Geist and Mirage definitely say negro as was the common term throughout the world at the time. McGinnis is some working class slag so shes either saying nigger or negro, unless if the evil babykilling corp she works for has some HR fuckery going on in 1949. Ivy definitely says negro shes some type of NYC latino amalgamation, Grey Talon might say it since negro was the proper term for nignogs for most his life, and really still was in 49'. Holliday may too for the same reason. Paige is the definitely the type to say colored/black in public and then mail the local newspaper about some filthy niggers disturbing the library.
>>563869949Which is why I wait but sometimes it just shoots a different Minion. Must be server tickrate/my own ping?
>>563870181Holliday doesn't say it because she has a half-black child.
>>563871019
>>563871269>porn anatomydisgusting
what do i do if i'm playing a roamer but we lost all our lanes so the enemy has an advantage and/or is turbofed and i can't reliably duel/skirmish them as a resulr
It seems like it's over already.
>>563871381
>>563871669Time to cut that Hawaii trip short Yoshit
>>563871669don't do it you'll just lose games today.
>>563871381build cultist, cull waves, break boxes and >>563871705
Why does the concept of Mid Boss make people so fucking dumb?>oh we can end the game nah lets take mid instead :)
>>563867434post your suggestions on the forums
>>563861079
we need a fat fuck hero that eats hotdogs and pizza by the carload he needs to have a dialogue with people like Rem and Ivy wondering how they'd taste think like the Ogres from Warhammer Fantasy
>>563867307Drifters face really helps sell that
>>563870642they may have hired him as a contractor like the guy who made concept art for an occult victorian game that they flew in to redesign Vindicta
>>563872456>mina>honest
>>563867434>5fug!
>>563872456>Wraith>Honest & AryanThis is wrong even without the racial context
>>563872456bebop and drifter belong in 2, silver, abrams, mina, and vyper belong in 1you are sub eternus and it shows
>>563872315Pisslow has the two extremes of retardation>over commit to ending the match. Lose the fight and let the enemy get mid boss for free.>missing your opportunity to win just so you can secure mid boss so you can farm jungle
>>563872456>every support character is played by niggers onlyWhat did he mean by that?
>>563870710Drop tombstone if you're split pushing and you see a fight about to start, someone else has to deal with it
>>563872710the character shoots people and has burst you have to set up properly with the teamwhat's more honest than that?
>>563872456Kelvin downParadox downWraith down
>>563873123>Kelvin down
>>563872456>>563873330>>563873123oh yeah and Rem down twice with calico+GT up twice.
>>563872456>doorman at the top of complete nigger>either intentionally to show he's the tippy top of that category or placed there first because there's absolutely no question about itDoorman main here; thank you for noticing. No arguments here.Mina in honest is insane though.
Silver is the most honest hero in the game
>>563873649i feel all early game spiritniggers that become useless late game are honest EXCEPT apollo
Restorative Shot or Melee Lifesteal on Drifter if I need a laning phase sustain? Yes, I know about extra regen but I'm not a pussy.
>>563867457>Silver>Easy to pilot
>>563873902Low skill floor and ceiling, she's really simple and there's little difference between a good silver and a bad
>>563872456Mina is one of the most dishonest heroes in the game bro
>>563872967>has to set up properly>honest“Oh no, I’m out position!”*presses 2*“Oh no, I have to fight a competent carry?”*presses 4*
>>563873649>>either intentionally to show he's the tippy top of that category or placed there first because there's absolutely no question about itkek you're right. Tierlist makers are ordered alphabetically, and Apollo and Celeste appear after him
>>563870181Graves/Paige is as left leaning as you can get, holy fuck some of you are retarded, Seven wouldn't say it either since he judges people individually. Some of you are so fucking stupid it's depressing
>>563874051one of the most retarded statements ever put to screen in this general
>>563873887melee lifesteal sucks, just get lifestrike if you need itrestorative shot is worse than simply getting regen
>>563874510It's fact, you being a delusional tranny doesn't change that
>>563874051Silver is the most flowcharty character in the game right now, her skills work in a specific order and no way else. Post proof you've played her or I'll assume you're just typing bullshit
It's me... I'm the reason Rem has a low winrate...
>>563874672So you agree with me, a literal flowchart hero is low skill ceiling and floor
>>563874616>t-t-tranny!!!!shut up nigger, no buzzwords will make you sound smart
I think I'm done with this game until something is done about Kelvin and Dynamo and the rest of the Press 4 brigade.The fact that there are abilities so over-centralizing that literally nothing that happens in the match matters except 'Does this character press 4 at the correct time more than 50% of the time' means that there's literally no point in even trying.
we're buddies!
IN HEREI AM KING
>>563874978I accept your concession, silvertranny
>>563875047post silver games, you most likely have more than i do
>>563874978>sound smartAnyone that throws tranny around when not talking about actual trannies is just an engagement baiter you should Ignore.
>>563875039>In Here>I AM KING
>>563871363It's called sex anatomy.
when the fuck are they adding the troubadour as playable characterhis ult should be raping female heroes
You cannot keep the Wightman down Jakoids.
>>563872456>Kelvin>Paige>Paradox>Bebophonest>Vyper>Venator>Miragedishonest>Sinclairtard fuel>Mo & Krilltard fuel (but sometimes based)
>>563875401Knockup spam
Does this mean they're amping up production or are aiming for quicker, shorter batches of hero releases?I wouldn't be against changing it a bit with a new hero every 2ish months. The wait for the second batch was hellish especially when they teased a potential dec release that never came.
>>563875742No wonder she wants to get her tubes tied...
>>563875954this is insanely fake and gay
>Complain about random heroNo one really gives a shit >Complain about the 3 highest winrate heroes(Dynamo, Seven, Infernus all 54+wr in ascendant+ btw)YOU'RE SHIT YOU'RE SHIT YOU FUCKING SUCK JUST JUMP HIS STOMP JUST CLEANSE HIS STUN JUST DON'T STAND ON FIRE YOU'RE GIGALOW AND TRASH AT THE GAME
>>563874860You've got it backwards, how is strict stifling gameplay low skill ceiling and floor?
Okay, what makes Infernus good outside of his dash? Afterburn fucking sucks if he doesn't get souls and you can bully him in lane if you can perform the most basic schmovement.
>>563873743Mina only seems useless late game when I try to play her. Other minas get fed, dodge infinite skillshits with their 2 and counterspell, then cleave execute triple kill half our team. Mind you I'm relatively shitlow - where my doorman shittery works wonders - but also teammates just let mina shoot them.>>563874321Yep I noticed that too lmao.
It doesn't matter how good you are. There are 5 other retards who will throw any chance of you winning.What's the point?
>>563876153Most posts like that come from people who are gigaboosted by onetricking OP heroes. Remember Victor downplayers?
Tried out bebop today.Does the "lowest relative to skill rating" do anything? I was put into games at my general rank, when I was assuming i'd be put in lower ranked games.
>>563876257Having more options means more complexity, a literal flowchart means there is none
>>563875954i dont want to play as an edgy old person i want to play as a hot girl with big tits
>>563876458Boosted shits are extremely vocal about their mains being fair and balanced.
>>563868357i've seen several people new to doorman try to emulate joechuck in their first gamethat doesn't mean they're effective at it
>>563868650You are parrying tower right?
>Team's Rem puts a helper on a sinner right in front of me as if I'm not just going to punch that shit off and take it for myselfThey seriously need to remove the ability for him to take sinners for free, Rems end up griefing their team no matter which side's sinners they take
so aint nobody gonna talk about how seven 2 is infernus ult but better and on lower cooldown fr
>>563874829bro this isn't even unusual the hero literally just sucks dick in solo queue. what good is a sleep when no one reacts? what good is map pressure and stealing resources when your teams shit anyways? he does nothing outside of improve macro for his team and if people aren't focused on macro at all it makes no difference.
>>563875483>they updated the memes so newfags would get it
>>563875385>>563875954It's really hard to get excited about a 3rd (4th?) vampire even though his general design aesthetic is in my wheelhouse.
>enemy team has paradox holliday
>>563877154This vampire is different because he sucks people off. I mean their blood.
>>563874246her ult is shit and significantly worse than dynamo's 4 lmao it only really punishes morons and only when your teammates are there
>>563877154>Implying he isn't hyped for THE RIPPER
they don't understand the things i say on twitter
>>563877473I dont see how you can outsmart a targeted kidnap that applies slowing hex though
>>563867434bro no way they made /dlg/ posters a cryptid?
>>563875385looks better here with the norwoodWhy is every picture of this guy completely different
>>563877705warp stone lash's ult is a thousand times better, too
>>563877647All my niggas mystics. hail the hidden king
>>563867457Yamato is not easy to play wtf
>>563877473>M1 carry's ult is worse than the best ult in the gameYeah no shit. Historically this would be the case in Dota but zoomers are used to LoL carries that have ults that instantly kill the entire enemy team.
>>563875385He looks hotter when critical
>>563877473>Wraith downplaingWorse even>Wraith ult downplaingHoly fucking shitter get the rope.
>>563877840>get to latch onto people and basically be teleported right next to them>overtuned as fuck and gives +40 SP so you can rape everyone with just 3 ability points invested>get to ult for free mid boss contest and get out of jail free retard card because you're immune to all debuffs as well>ridiculous fucking nukes on ridiculously low CDyeah so honest!!!
>>563877647>half life symbol near his chestHOLY FUCKKKK
>3rd vampire>still no incubus hero
>>563878130its literally one of the easiest ults to counterspell
>>563878110Literally everyone does
>>563878145my favorite>also tanky as shit>moment you buy witchmail, bad teams can't stop you anymore from how insanely often her 3 fires healing her greatly to go with her 2 causing her to relocate everywhere spastically
>>563878287Not Viscoos
>still no female Ixian
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMOREONE FUCKING GOOD GAME AND NOW I'M CONSTANTLY MATCHED WITH SOME FUCKING SKILLZORDS THAT MAKE ME FEEL CONSTANTLY USELESS IF I'M NOT ON A 24/7 LANE JANNY DUTY AS SOME FUCKING SUPPORT CHARACTER SINCE I CAN'T CONTRIBUE FOR SHIT AS ANYONE ELSEI FUCKING STARTED PLAYING 3 DAYS AGO I'M NOT EVEN 20 HOURS IN TAKE ME BACK TO SHITTER LOBBIES NOT THIS TRYHARD SHIT
>>563878448Abrams sized Ixian mommy soon. Believe it.
>no male werewoof UwU
>>563878487FUCK THIS NIGGER BULLSHIT I'M NOW A DYNAMO OTP
>play gun ivy>had fun>don’t wanna keep playing her because i’d be one of “those guys”fuck you all for wanting to fuck this thing
>>563878582holy fuck I want a furry bf already
>>563878487the cocks in your ass today are a lesson on how to fuck the ass tomorrowkeep going brother
WHY CAN'T I HAVE BEEN BORN A WOMAN WHY WYH WHY WHY HWY WHY WHY WHY
I love my wife so fucking much
>>563878703>pick the worst scaling gun in the entire fucking game>"wow this feels dishonest"no I can assure you you're just retarded and incapable of analysis. capacitor works better on literally anyone else with a rapid firing gun.
>>563878703You are the one making it weird
>>563878791IT'S NOT A LESSON IF THEY'RE FUCKING ME SO HARD I'M LOSING CONSCIOUSNESS SO I CAN'T EVEN PROPERLY LEARN FROM IT
I'm eternus 6 and trans, if it matters
>>563868129Vinny sniper should be a very fast projectile. I am willing to die on this hill.
>>563878703imagine letting anonymous basket weavers dictate what you enjoy in life
>xhe's not eternus 7
>>563878837i didnt say it was dishonest you braindead retard i was saying ivy players usually play her because they want to fuck a weird stone monster and i dont wanna be in that group
Mina's love bites is far more dishonest than Infernus afterburn. It's not even a contest.
>>563878867also those are just regular players, the game doesn't have anyone oppressive skill floor until e4+
>>563878875I want you to know that you are valid and beautiful and we support you.
>>563879015hands blacked with soot typed this post
>>563878978Im phantom 10 and I main Silver
I've played this game for over 100 hours nowI'm only Alchemist 6 or w/eWhat do I have to do to get to a significantly higher rank over the next 100 hours? Seriously.
>stand in Infernus's feces trail for 0.9 seconds>600 damageThis shit is gay as fuck
>>563879013I suggest you learn how to fucking type then you ESL nigger
>>563878703for what it's worth, anon, people only assume you want to fuck the character you're playing if you eat shit (see: new mina players)
>>563879195stop playing silver
>>563879195vro it takes 500 hours for ritualist lol
>>563879220>get afterburn + toxic bullets proc>1200 damageI LOVE DISPEL MAGIC META AND HOW ESSENTIAL IT IS TO NOT JUST DIE TO 1 SECOND OF FACE TIME. I LOVE HOW HE CAN SIMPLY REAPPLY IT INSTANTLY ANYWAYS. I LOVE PASSIVE SLOP M1GGER CHARACTERS RUINING THE GAME!!!
>>563879195Over the next 100 hours try to play at least 400 hours
>>563879245anon you're just a retard
Cage maxxing warden honest or dishonest? It’s just so much fun to piss op hero players off with back to back to back to back cages
>>563879440nta but i interpreted your post the same way. shape up
>>563879337I'm Ritualist 5 with 270 hours thoughever
>>563879509I'm not >>563878703Interpreted anon's post just fine
>>563878551>DUDE MUSCLE MOMMY!!!!Stop with this performative shit and let women look like women
I can't focus on the game with Mina's goonbait ass in my face,.....
>>563879440you're an esl nigger that needs to learn how to form sentences.
>>563879723The new skins are crazy
>>563879337>>563879664This aint Marvel Rivals. You dont get a higher rank by grinding in this game. You have to actually improve your gameplay or Yoshi doesn't let you move up. He lets you get carried on 10 game win streaks but your rank stays the same.
>>563879723desu the skirt is hotter
>>563879673good morning sir
>>563879696I like all kinds of women
>>563880009>I like all kinds of women
>>563878978i'm just seven
Quick reminder that if you're not in the secret playtest, YOU ARE SHITLOW!
>>563880406Are (you) in the secret playtest anon?
>>563880537Yeah but Gaben will send gorilla warrior black ops soldiers to execute me and my family if I leak anything
>>563879815this anon speaks the trvthtastefully lewd > dressed like a harlot
Can you learn to love me too?
>>563879815The skirt is hotter because of the idea of Mina being nopan under it
>3 vampires before one classic american cryptid
>>563881264what cryptid would be first in? i like the idea of that
>>563879696>performativeYou are a brainless faggot with no internal monologue
>>563878837how do you build gun ivy? toxic bullets like buuuuuuh every other build?i tried doing thorn spam but you can only keep people in the chudzu for so long>>563878867the cocks in your ass today are a lesson on how to sissygasm foreverkeep cumming sister
>>563881369>Mothman>Bigfoot>Grey Alien>Innsmouth Fishman
>>563881595how would they handle the quirky voicelines with those kind of characters tho?
>>563881369Who else but Bigfoot? Plot twist: he's a Tiny copy and starts the game as Smallfoot.
>>563881369HES IN
>>563881395Ivy gun is terrible. Her best options are Titanic Mag, Tesla/Capacitor, Weakening/Crippling headshot. Then you build spirit and greens
>>563881369>>563881595>>563881679>>563881759>Bigfoot is added>He has character interactions with a journalist/photographer character who basically fanboys/girls over him and REALLY wants to take a photo of himKino...
>>563882120It's crazy that people pissed and shat their pants over this when the walk gives away it's a dude in a suit.
why do people only cry about mirage beetles being a free inhibitor, but not nigfernus afterburn also reducing outgoing damage by -35% when burning
>>563882001Why so many character have fake arms in this game? Some of them aren't even part of the Baxtuh society
Bigfoot's a true melee character and he has a stomp ability that makes his stomps hit harder and feet get bigger for every kill he gets with them
>>563882285Everyone complains all the time about how bloated nigfernus kit is. But nigfernus is simply not allowed to be bad, just like gaybrams.
>>563881369Flatwoods monster because they could make it a cute monster girl
>enemy gets ahead slighty>can keep securing urns forever>0 chance of coming backYoshi, kys
Please I just want a normal match on my skill level. Do I really need to throw so the game starts thinking I'm a shitter again? Do I need to go 0/20?
5 other people is just too many to carry.Every other match is unwinnable because a lane went 0/11.
>>563882543The game is rampant with smurfs in every single rank, you can't escape them
>>563882680your obj damage?
>>563882680Yeah, this game fucking sucks now. You use to be able to carry 5 other retards but after all the gimping of all the heroes now it just not possible.
>>563882685I just can't fucking do anything. Give me a character that always contributes something. I'm fucking tired of trying to play normal characters against fuckers who've been clearly playing for far, far longer than me.
>>563882829It was pretty high, considering the other lanes couldn't even take a guardian.
Jersey Devil when
>>563883126i'm already playing the game?
>>563882120>Stealth tank roamer with an electric burst.>Ultimate has him phase out and do a slow walk that disables and or silences an area for a duration.>Characters inside the ultimate hear forest ambiance with different Bigfoot calls sampled from all those hunting Bigfoot shows.
billy is unironically the most honest character in the game
>>563883597>Huge AOE mobility disabling tether that yoinks you from across the mapNope.
>>563883597It's Venator actually
Possibility of the game going open beta this summer? yay or nay? Jungle update and the rest of the character remodels next update?
>>563883946If it wasn't a buggy piece of shit sure
>>563875954They didn't tease a December release, it was just leaked and people got excited
Why does Graves have to be a gun character? Why can't her skulls be allowed to be good? Seriously, her kit makes no fucking sense to me.
I've been playing spirit drifter and having an absolute blast.
>Game shows a random rank up while I'm alt tabbed afk after a loss???
>>563884326devs dont really know
>>563875954>DefaultFine>KillsteakBoring>CriticalBoring
>>563884062at least one large content update first, then an open beta update with progression/skins a few months latereven the people who are really optimistic are saying october-december open beta
>>563878262lambda you philistine
>>563883597Actually its bebop, which is why hes F tier on statlocker because honesty = bad
>>563876531I disagree, more options means more breathing room for error or combat strategy. You can only play Silver one way
How many of the tranny movement "techs" are getting removed in the finished game?
>>563884646none, as evidenced by most recent patch
>>563884062>Possibility of the game going open beta this summer?This would already be highly unrealistic for a normal dev but we're talking about Valve Time here. We're lucky if it happens anywhere near the end of this year.
>>563882286Literally all of the characters with prosthetic limbs are / were part of the Baxter Society Wraith doesn't count because she isn't missing any limbs, she's just gangsta
>>563884326She was at one point a minionmancer but they nerfed that. So she was forced back to being a gun character.
The prosthetics are all dumb and should be removed they don't even fit the setting
>dash>dash jump>air dash>double jump>slideThat's all the movement tech you need. If you use anything else you should kill yourself.
remember when the leakers claimed that apollo was high skill hero? how shit must they be at the game to think that
>>563884871come on, wall jumps (non-corner-boost) are at least fun and honest
>>563884834Use your imagination
I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF OVER THIS DOGSHIT FUCKING GAMEFUCKWHY IS MATCHMAKING SO SHIT
>>563885028Have you tried not getting mad? It's that easy.
>>563885093wow he has one big rump
>>563884441I know what it is you pseud. Don't be so proud
>>563885203I CAN'TTWO DAYS OF STRAIGHT UP FUCKING DOGSHIT MATCHESWHEN I'M DOING GOOD MY TEAM SUCKSWHEN I'M DOING BAD MY TEAM IS GOODI FUUUUUUUCKING CAN'T
>>563884834>The prosthetics are all dumbWhy?>they don't even fit the settingWhy?
>>563885284Sorry honey I just wanted to say philistine I don't mean no offense
>>563875954I just really don't want ANOTHER fucking vampire.These talentless hacks are just creatinge Vampirelock at this point.
>>563884979Wall jumps are the ur-movement trannying and the source of all the other evils. They need to be removed.
How do I get good?
>>563884834They had foot powered prosthetics in the 50s. Adding soul powered science just makes it easier. GT just needs his redesign more in line to something like Shiv’s.
>>563875954Eagerly awaiting the porn of him and Venator
>>563885093>Dr. Melfi cosplaying Mina be like
[BREAKING] Yoshi just pushed a terrible patch.
>>563885559Set a routine daily practice of corner-boosting and edge-boosting for 2 hours a day, within 3 weeks you'll be Ascendant, with 6 months you'll be Eternus
>>563885854you do this routine?
New character ideaQuirky ixian vampire with arm prosthetic
>>563885854Okay, but why do I do no damage to people?
>>563886115You're doing no damage to people because you're spending too much time attempting to do damage to people, mute everyone for 40 minutes until you're finished farming
>Three Ixians in the game>Somehow this isn't an issue but three vampires isMake it make sense.
New character ideaBig titty Ixian MILF with a supple buttocks.
>>563885921Hey lil bro, want to join the BAXTUH SOCIETY?
>>563886317None of those ixians are female so it doesn't count
is the anime highschool Graves and Apollo go to not in Ixia?
>>563886447Blackmore Academy is in the cursed apple.
>>563886317Ixians are cool and unique in their own wayVampires are lame
>>563886447No, Apollo got sent to New York for protection from the war
>>563886247But why do those people who also don't farm do quite a lot of damage to me?
>>563886317ixians are a deadlock original i mean they're really just demons but there's some specific quirks to themmeanwhile vampires are just vampires
>>563886317All the Ixians are unique in design and gameplay.>Mina is already high society vampire.>Drifter is already vagrant monster vampire.What’s this guy bringing to the table that’s different?
>>563886750Hobo normal vampire.
>>563886750what are the odd that's the guy that turned mina because he's a bounty hunter that does anything for the right pay or something
>>563886750Self-hating bounty hunter vampire maybe
>>563886728Why are you taking damage from dead players? I don't think Deadlock is for you
>>563886317it's not a problem they just added two of them recently so all of the cattle that lack macro thinking are upset
>>563887017Sometimes I like to walk into 0/10 Paradox's trap after she died for the 11th time to pad out her stats.
>>563886875That would be lame because Mina has no reason being assassinated but I do like the parallels it would have with Calico and Pocket
>>563886961kek now im imagining an uncle ruckus vampire
>>563886750Right arm being prosthetic makes me think he could be a Baxter Society double agent deeply wedged in vampire high society, unlike Mina who's just a newcomer that's undoubtedly about to get humbled
>>563886961>patron wish is to eradicate all vampires, including himselfkino
>>563886317ixians not only are unique(red,blue,black) are also supposed to be immigrants and integrated to america, makes sense to have more of them, now vampires are supposed to be a secret society of powerful people
Holy fuck I missed bebop. How is he in standard right now? Is gunbop finally viable?
The impact one bad teamate has on the game is much bigger than the impact you as the best player in the lobby can do.
>>563886750reusing races is fine, the roster is just too small atm that it stands outpersonally i think it'd be cool if there were more races and they all had unique bonuses or scalingAbrams' Infernal Resilience implies innate hardiness with Ixians, so maybe they would all be naturally healthy and have better regenvampires might all have 'bite' or kill-focused passive, maybe something to do with drawing/collecting blood, idkthere's a lot of room for creative development and the themes are therefleshing out characters would go a lot better if they had more lore/world-building, and of less ambiguous quality>>563887126>i lieks ya>and i wants ya
>>563887843>gunbopmeta right now.
https://x.com/BeeNofap/status/2045254664573145518chat is this real?
>>563888639I don't think that's canon.
>>563887843why don't we see more hooks through doors? Seems a match made in heaven
>>563888639>sign in to confirmnope fuck off
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>>563888639White trannies are so vile lmao
>>563888639holy shit, this account is disgusting
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN I GOT BANNED FOR 6 HOURSFOR FUCKING WHATQUITTING?FUCK OFF AND MAYBE FIX THIS FUCKING DOGSHIT MATCHMAKING
>>563888639why are silvertrannies like this?
https://files.catbox.moe/w1faqz.jpg
>>563888984
>>563889097I'M DOING MY TEAM A FUCKING FAVOR BY QUTTING AND YOU'RE PUNISHING ME? A FUCKING 0/10/3 WARDEN? I WOULD GRIEF BY STAYING ANY LONGER IN THAT MATCH
>>563888639why did you post tranny porn?
sometimes you play some dogshit normal games then you go play some street brawls and all your troubles melt awaystreet brawl truly is the path to enlightenment
>>563888639I was warned but still clicked.
>>563886317I'm racist against vampires
>>563888639
>>563889301https://x.com/GravesFanKali/status/2044853929771495625These are Deadlock content creators, have some respect
POV: venator caught you stealing sinners
>>563889843AIEEEEEEEEE
>>563889097>>563889252stop getting into fightsstop pushing past the line of scrimmagestop thinking you can win the 1v1 against someone with more souls than you just because you "have ult"farm campsfarm boxesshut the fuck up
Now I feel bad for playing this game. It was fun only for 15 hours.
>>563888639https://x.com/BeeNofap/status/2044888779043864992this shit is just so funnytrannies are so retarded
Silvertrannies not beating the allegations
>>563890010is this a kink? like they get off on roleplaying like they're just playing the game, not like they're the characters? hot
>>563889989I DON'T DO ANY OF THAT, WELL EXCEPT FOR PUSHING PAST THE LINE OF SCRIMMAGE, BUT THOSE FUCKING NIGGERS STILL HUNT ME DOWNFUCK YOU NIGGERFUCK YOU
>>563890010when will /dlg/ have this?
>>563881391>>563878551NTA but big muscular women is at it's peak if she's secretly a big sub.femdom dommy mommy shit is so fucking lame.
>>563890479I want women to punch and kick me
>>563890547No you don't
>>563890547Then you are lost.
working my way through pisslowhit emissary 2 last nightwhen do people learn that hitting someone with a light melee makes them drop the urn
Is it just me, or does nobody know how to play a losing game? I swear my teammates are all like "we're significantly behind... better keep taking fights!"
>>563888838buttcrack
>>563890547You don't
So you're fine with 3 Ixians, 3 fucking amputee Baxter Society members, but 3 vampires is a no go?Drifter is an old hobo. Mina is a young upstart.It's perfectly fine to add a proper old noble. As long as he's the last addition.
>>563890010>>563888639I JUST LIKE THE SAD WEREWOLF CHICK WHAT THE FUCK MAN
>>563890781>this time i'll outplay them for sure>aaaaAAAUUAAAUGH
>>563881391Says the nigger that's so ashamed of his sexuality that he has to front about how safe and wholesome he is for liking only state-approved men with vaginas
>>563890873Damn Silver bro, these are your people?
>>563890863geist is also technically a vampire desuAND I WILL SEETHE IF SHIV IS ONE TOO
I'm sick of Infernus, SICK, Dynamo can suck a dick too
>>563891228They self insert AS silver.I want to marry and put several litters IN silver. Big difference.
>>563891494>several litters IN silver.In her wolf form?
I hate Seven players so fucking muchCuckcoids I want them deadI wish there was a slur just for them
six seven
Who's better to carry with drifter or seven?
>put several litters IN silver
>>563891743BEHEAD YOURSELF YOU SKINHEADED FUCK
instead of lowering the cooldown, maxing out bebop's grab should make it do heavy melee damage
>>563891839Yeah this would be the problem, you'd have some real issues convincing her to give up drinking for nine months
twelve seven!
i really enjoy this game but i hate all other mobassasuga
>>563892117guess anon's getting raped tonight
>>563892180Wish this was a times gamemode
>>563891494Why don't you call her Lilah?
>play ivy because she seems like waifu material>she instantly starts trying to suck off victor in her voice linesClavicular was right.
>>563891839>>563892169I'd get her to do it.I'm sure there's some kinda magic solution too.
Was the bare ass Graves mod ever updated?
>>563891839didn't stop your mother from having you
i so fucking badly need to be able to play a hero that sets up bombs and traps and mines in the enemy jungle PLEASE let me set up my bombs and traps and mines
>>563892745Venator?
>>563881803yep this, even toxic bullets feels ass to apply because she's been hit with all these global toxic bullet build up nerfs despite already having a shit build up.
>>563575783SOON !!!!!!!!
Silversisters what is this?https://xcancel.com/GravesFanKali/status/2044853929771495625
>>563892591Cute fatty
>>563892745anon...
>>563890479>femdom dommy mommy shit is so fucking lame.i'm mommy's good boy *kisses your toes*
Bros i miss support vindicta being viable so much. Just flying around sniping people, throwing alchemical fires and double stakes, rescue beaming people.
>win one (1) game tonight>immediately get saddled with this to normalize my WRi think i'll just get off the game actually
>>563893000Silvertrannies when silver gets picked in night shift.
>>563892487Only when we're at homeShe has an image to maintain after all
>>563893480>pillow rem with one token green and zero on-use itemsmany such cases>13k hero damage gun talonliterally how
>>563891793driftah, seven takes too long to get online
>>563893630when the reload uploads i might post again, but they legitimately spent half the game feeding the other team by losing teamfights over and over and over again. when i LITERALLY AND UNIRONICALLY 1v6ed them in our base and i asked them to push lanes afterwards, they all went down one lane and i lost the fleeting spark of hope that i had in my haert
i swear to god geist's lifedrain isn't broken by leaving line of sight this fucking character is so coddled
>>563894042just stay out of sight dumbass
>new major update in MayWHY DO THESE RETARDS HAVE HAWAII VACATIONS FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>there are ALWAYS 2 heroes banned every single lobby>which means my lack of ban is ignoredwhy is this allowed? I should have a 1/6 chance of one of those ban slots being empty. as is, my ban selection is literally worth less then retards who ban characters
>>563888639>>563889691No joking. I need to add and boost these trannies. They all in seeker, so it should be a piece of cake even for a washed up ascendant like me.
>Player on your team dcs>M1 carry, Yamato, or Dynamo on the enemy team are the first to start talking shit Why is that exactly?
>>563893820???? seven needs like 3 items to kill
Deus Ex Dynamo
>>563894663only brown people play those characters
>>563894910hi cool clip link to skin please thanks in advance
>>563894042It stays connected if you break los but stops dealing damage until you're in sight again, it would be actually worthless if you could disable the skill completely by ducking behind cover for a single frame.
POV: Abrams just wall charged you
>>563894445stop fence-sitting and pick a side
Now i'm convinced the matchmaker is giving you actual unwinnable games, but to compensate it doesn't make you lose mmr for themNo way i get creatures 6 games in a row, but then also not drop subrank after losing all 6
>>563895006how you mfs look begging to be spoonfed when it takes five seconds to find it on google
>>563894910>Geist pincered by two black women of valve m1ery>AND HERE COMES THE NUTTY PROFRESSOR
>>563883597its victor
why is vyper even in the gameshe's such a job to play, no other hero mechanically takes as much work as she does just to get the same if not a tiny bit better performance>>563895074yes it does that deliberately, i won 15~ games in a row then lost 20 in a row
>>563894910how's it always the dynamos giving you free ults
>>563894910What was Valve thinking?!
>>563895454Vyper is crazy broken, you are just not good enough at carrying with a literal infinite ammo hero.
>>563894910you should check the enemy's chat and see if that Haze chewed out the dynamo
>>563888741Sorry silversister, but it is.
>>563895454>no other hero mechanically takes as much work as she does>the work is just holding your crouch button LOL
>>563895615>assuming im just badi can carry its just too much work the entire game vs being able to casually m1 as anyone else
This game is actual dogshit. Team gets ahead and theres no way to get it back. They just get free urns after free urns. They get free rapist characters like wraith and seven
>>563895981seven isnt a rapist hes literally the most honest hero in the game
>>563895981urn needs to be outright removed as a mechanic
>40 min game?>Yeah I gtgIf you leave a 40 min game your invite should be removed like wtf
>>563894910holy bazoongas
at this point I think they should just buff Celeste's projectile speed and disable High-Velocity from her shop, it's boring to have a slot permanently occupied by a QoL item. that or I'll just stop buying that shit outside of nightmare lanes
I think I have to concede to the silver upplayers, the most recent one on my team bought egg first item
>>563896063>honestonly shitters say this
>get promoted to arcanist>3 games in a row where I just get complete retards for teammatesI legitimately don't understand this game's matchmaking or rank up system
is there a point in parrying the troopers?
>>563896071Its fucking annoying. Don't have wraith/vyper/seven/inferniggus/xyz rapist? lose lose loseAnd then they get free urns over and over.
>>563896076people that are so trash they end up in 40 minute games (like you) should not be able to interact with normal humans
>>563896063the meta on seven is to build escalating exposure and toxic bullets which are extremely dishonest items
>>563896361you've had 40 min games sweaty
>>563896434yeah when i was alchemist 3, haven't had a game that went past 35 in months at ascendantyou aren't human, end your life
https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/gendered-meaning-loss-in-the-simplified-chinese-localization-of-%E2%80%9Carchmother%E2%80%9D.123553/Didnt know people would get butthurt at just talking about localizations lol
>>563896506post match history liar
>>563895981>Seven>one of the most telegraphed and counterable character in the game>a rapistjust slap his stupid hat whenever he tries to afk farm and he becomes a glorified trooper
hhhnnnngg.... there could be cute buckbroken black transgirls in any of my deadlock games ...
heded tu bloo
>competitive team full of chudsNormal guyss on the lower end of the rank/IQ curve. Mostly playing mains/comfort picks/whatever stomped them in their last alchemist game>competitive team full of transgendersOne tranny on silver, 5 others crashing out and soft throwing because they didn't get silver.
heded tu grenish
>>563896580literally nothing past 40 min in my history, end your life
dey can try to run but it dont mattah...
>>563896687you sound like you abandoned matches
>>563894910This wouldn't work on an NA server because people actually communicate
>>563894910look at them go
>>563896874BASTARD
>>563896601Graves trannies owe me oral sex. Zero exception.
>have to lane with holiday against mcginnis>holiday exerts zero offensive pressure and refuses to buy monster rounds so migu is free to set her shit up on the bridge permanentlyi hate both of these heroes so fucking much
>>563887843>Is gunbop finally viable?gunbop has been the only viable build for bebop for over a year now. bomb builds rely more on the enemy team being retarded over your own skill
>Vindicta can counterspell while flyingThis still has to be one of the dumbest buffs of all time. I can't wait for a fucking draft just so I can play shadow strike mo into her.
>EU>more mechanically skilled>too much culture clash>russians>NA>people talk too much but at least they talk leading to better macro>worse mechanics>troons>Asia>fucking no one talks>too swingy player skill-wise>chinks and seamonkeys
dey gon' crydey gon' begdey gon' scream
>>563896807or i'm not dogshit at the game trying to give balance input acting like i'm any goodnot one game that hit 40m>b-butshut teh fuck up and kys
>>563897303>pro who overinvests time into bebop carries and wins the NA part of the weekly>suddenly people are going crazy over gunbop>now he will probably get nerfed after matchmaking floods with copies and people get asspainedheh... nothing personal bebop enjoyers
>>563897376>12 games in the span of 3 monthswhy would anyone give a shit about your input?
can you still deliver people with urn as Ivy?
>>563897598you can
>be Vindicta>try to throw a game after getting tilted during lane>fail cuz Mo and Krill are goated>at the end Lady Geist says ''imagine being so bad that you can't even throw a game''funny
>>563896801the rejuvs and the soul count really make this one for me
is billy ever chill? like if you had to sit next to him on the subway would he just try to start shit because he's bored
>>563897496playing bebop is suffering. every time a viable build is found it gets nerfed into the ground because bebop is only allowed to be a hookbot and nothing else. he is not allowed to have any impact outside of his hook
Just played a bot match with my newcomer friends that have never touched deadlock before. Easy bot match I thought alright, this should be fun.They were in our base at 10 minutes and I was basically playing a challenge arcade map from old starcraft holy fuck.
>>563897743i would not trust billy on the subway. if you sat next to him he would find an excuse to get mad, if no one sat next to him he would find an excuse to get mad, what the hell is his problem anyway? we know that he went out of his way to give himself the goat head so it's not like he was bullied and it gave him anger issues or something
refresher is a must have for victor bros
i hate how low skill this game istheres no mana and literally 0 reprecussions for missing a spell so the lane phase is ultra boring. just whoever has more nukes wins the lane just shove waves into tower its so fucking low iq
>>563894910>>563896863>>563897359>NA have better comms>NA comms:Shiv: ayo there's diddy & blud acting sus SHIT DAWG THEY JUMPIN ME DAWG THEY GRAPING ME YOOOOOWraith: yo im finna CLAP this geist but karen got ulti doeHaze: Bet? Kobe'd her she 1. AYO DYNAMO GET YOUR BROKE ASS OUTTA HERE BRUH!!!! WTF BRUH!!!! BRUHHHHHHH.Dynamo: No me grites, puta. Suicídate, por favor.
>>563898683As opposed to>EU comms:*unintelligible russian screeching*
>Shiv: ayo there's diddy & blud acting sus SHIT DAWG THEY JUMPIN ME DAWG THEY GRAPING ME YOOOOO>Wraith: yo im finna CLAP this geist but karen got ulti doe>Haze: Bet? Kobe'd her she 1. AYO DYNAMO GET YOUR BROKE ASS OUTTA HERE BRUH!!!! WTF BRUH!!!! BRUHHHHHHH.>Dynamo: No me grites, puta. Suicídate, por favor.
>enemy got away with less than 10% health in laning stageI AM NEVER BUYING EGG AGAIN
>>563898683Was gonna call this post inaccurate but the dynamo speaking spanish is too true
>>563897376>meme mode>sea of redlole
>>563898683chat, post the "EU comms" webm
>>563896585>just be faster than one of the of the most dishonest characters with one of the fastest clear in the gameyou are a low elo faggoy
>ban a character so you don't play with or against that character>the character in question shows up every 3 third game and its ALWAYS a government mandated lossIs it really banning or is it telling the game how to piss me off in most efficient way?
>>563898962When my lane partner buys egg I literally want to abandon instantly. So boring, should never have been added they dont realize how much 10% adds up over time
True damage should be ignored by Shiv's passive and Abram's passive
>>563896063>free bullet resist and crit resist for no reason at alldishonest
its genuinely so funny to me how hard shiv is carried by his 3, if they reduced it by even half of its potency he would immediately become garbage
>seven>one of the most dishonestKEKYPOW
>>563897359NA macro is dogshit low tempo perma farming. In EU you punch a sinner once half the lobby pushes you.
>>563897376>not one game that hit 40myeah because you all jobbed and lost lmfao
>>563899401he has no escapes, his only forms of protection are a telegraphed stun with a massive delay and a stat boost on ult, get Knockdown, one or two dudes, and gank his ass
>>563899853half is a lot
>>563899921he's retarded: has a stun, broken aoe, can build any item, has a speed boost and a built in gun buff, insanely good ult. his stats have been overtuned since the game came out
>>563898683based
>>563899853>Highly mobile assassin also has best damage reduction skill in the game>Slow tank that has to play at range zero gets nothingGive Billy Bloodletting
>>563900104>he has no escapeshe has a giant fuckass slow orb and is one of the fastest characters in the game what was meant
>>563900462billy gets bloodletting but gives up blasted
>>563900462he gets blasted and 40% resist on his ult......
>The comp the game gives the enemy teamWhen the man upstairs gives you a sign you hop off for the day
to be honest, I don't necessarily understand the urn meta. What I usually do is try and pick it up if I can see the opposite sidelane is super shoved, but I feel like that's just super basic, very safe and not aggressive. I still don't really understand what I'm supposed to do when the urn spawns exactly, like what the play is aside from my super simple "do it if it's free" strat.
>in my last 20 games the team with a rem that goes non support meme build (punch, gun, etc) has a 100% loss rate and even if they go a support rem build its still a 66% loss rateamazing how they made a character for turboshitters that literally hurts your team. if the rem just stood still in spawn the entire game it would probably be better since one guy could get solo soulsalso - for the faggot rems that take allied sinners at 10 minutes maybe the reason the carries can't take the sinners is because you fucking abandoned them in their lane so they're forced to push out the wave you STUPID FAGGOT RAT JEW
>>563900715he took the rebuttal memes too seriously and doesnt throw out lights anymore... sadge
>>563898683EU comms: >دفع المسار
>>563901091kek
>>563900985if you are fed you use the urn to get people to stop farming and come fight you or you get huge buffs and an even bigger soul lead
>>563900985Might as well take it if you're beside it and you just cleared the wave by it, if more enemies go to defend it then you're wasting their time and letting your retarded team continue farming
>>563901091Wrong it's all russian cyka blyat dolbayeb
>>563901091
Im going fucking insane wheres the new patch
In addition to Russians I have to suffer zoomers now, where are all the people my age?
>>563900985as a carry player:10 minute urn: i usually just ignore it unless its coming to my side in which i obviously help fight10-20 minute urn - observe which side the urn delivery is. if the opposite side still has a walker, i usually just push and get a free walker since the enemy team rotates to fight urn. this macro neutral trade, BUT a solo walker is a lot of souls for me. there are some scenarios in which you can also get mid walker from this if the urn carrier already passed mid20+ minute urn: i just shove wave and go to the urn dropoff as this is the fight that decides midboss and usually the gamebut yeah urn is a shit mechanic and unfun imo
>>563901030Auto parry makes light attacks too risky. Best I can do is a spam bash down and reload in their face to bait a parry. Pressing melee for no reason is a death sentence.
>>563900104>just be faster than the hero with three stam with one of the highest mov speeds in the game that scales like crazy with spirit and hope he doesn't slow you with the orbs with broken and inconsistent hitboxes or the point and click stunyou are a low elo faggoy>get the 3k item (that only works when he is in the air ulting and if he doesn't have counterspell or debuff remover) or bring HALF OF YOUR TEAM JUST TO STOP HIMyou just admitted that you are a retarded low elo faggoy
>>563898683that dynamo was based
>>563901471Two more weeks (dog weeks)
The item rework came out in maySo big update in may most likelyBarely any leaks because yoshi clamped down on everyone one
>>563901664All leakers got thrown into a Hawaiian volcano
>>563898683uh oh the NA sissies didn't like that
>>563901208>>563901234>>563901506ty
>>563901471H A W A I I
>>563901542his speed doenst scale anymorealso he can't use items or parry in midair seven NEEDS unstoppdo you even play this game
something tells me those trannies posted earlier aren't actually on nofap...
>>563901542ah yes, I forgot every character in the game has no way to apply any kind of slow or crowd control, or universal access to slows and dash reductions packaged in items that cost 1600, how can we ever hope to stop this cheetah of a man that runs at 6.7m/s that doesn't scale with Spirit anymore.you are beyond saving
>>563900715Blasted is garbage compared to Bloodletting
why does everyone want to fuck victor?
>>563901856nofap is a gooner thing nowadays, they spend a few days either not looking at porn at all or looking at it but not touching themselves, then they "relapse" and jerk off for 16 hours straight, rinse and repeat
>>563866719Calm down Mina!
>>563902046this happens to me whenever I try to stop fapping daily
>>563901978why not
another night of honest apollo. so fair, so balanced
>>563893568>Not embarrassing her by calling her lilah infront of all her friends.NGMI
>>563901091Mashallah it is true
>>563901978he probably is supposed to look like keanu reeves or something
>>563897359uh oh the EU brownies didn't like this
If you nofap for a week+, you will actually begin to climb.
Worse part about current urn is that so many people are so whipped into how it used to be they just stare at the little REM about to dunk it in instead of going to intercept. People need to realise you want to stop the urn BEFORE it gets there, not just pick your nose staring at the drop off point
>>563902808>implying a rem would ever run urn instead of stealing sinners and taking 2 minutes to farm the t3 camp
victor domination
They do lots of things
>>563903189:(
>>563903189You doing the gun walker rapist build or spirit carry?
>>563903509onetricks in shambles
Finally, a mod that makes Doorman look like his playerbase!
>>563903509Been getting hit with McGinnis bans more and more recently, dunno why. But its forced me to improve my Kelvin so I guess it's not all bad.
>>563904219epic freakin chungus, ive always been sayin that lediddyman players be like spiritually isreal and shit man, and now they really be isreel haha
this is my friend's geist build, say something nice about it
>>563904219they should redo his voicelines too>enigmas never age, do they donald
>>563903569gun walker rapist
>>563904517what is that above/below radiant regen? i cant tell
>>563904219It's starting to get very Hasidic in the sandbox...https://gamebanana.com/mods/670315
>>563901960>backpedaling this hard after suggesting to get half of your team to stop himyeah i fucked up with the speed scaling but you are still a retarded low elo faggoy with retard suggestions and even worse arguments defending the character with one of the fastests clears>>563901829>he can't use itemshe can retard and that isn't even the point, dumbfuck
>>563905067I want you to go to the game's main menu, select Seven, go to the Abrams room, purchase both Dispel and Counterspell and then try to use them while ulting. you don't even play this fucking game
>>563905398I did and could, now what? and again that isn't even the point, if your retarded ass could read you would know that was an example of where knockdown would actually work because it does jackshit on the ground, the point of the post towards that low elo faggoy
>>563904890Does the Baroness turn into a plane?
>>563905601ok, you're full of shit then, it's nice to confirm you're just farming (you)s
>>563904868Looks like knockdown
>Play a couple of games of Billy to try him outHis gameplay is pretty fun!
>>563905854>waah waaah you can't be sarcastic and ironic you have to take my pedantic ass seriously or you are farming (you)s waah waahdamn what a faggot you ended up being
>>563906381who are you trying to appeal to?
do reports do ANYTHING at all?some dude chimped out and went afk last game and got 11 reports on him, since everyone said they reported him.Next queue the nigger was in game chimping out again
I kind of hope they move some power from Rem's helpers into the rest of his kit, I hate the fucker but it feels like he instantly turns the game into a 6v5 with how much nothing he does besides stealing his own team's farm
>>563906626They're in Hawaii so a banwave is not likely right now
>>563906665Can no longer take sinners but can now use them like wards
>>563906626i had a chilean with more than 50 pages of people complaining about him dating back to 2017, rust on his game history, probably banned from every single free game he could find on steampeople like that shouldn't even be allowed to play the game outside low priority
>>563906626In theory enough reports gets you sent to low prio but it seems like it requires a shitload currently.
>>563906626>Valve>Actually doing something about troublemakers
>>563906626ive called people niggers and told people to kys SEVERAL times, even in the feedback reports.The devs do not read shit from anyone that isnt a top streamer.
bought the egg
>>563906381Stop being a nigger
>>563906626i think even 20+ reports don't do much the system is inconsistent as fuck.i remember that reposting on the discord was the fastest way to get something done
What Graves build is everyone using? Still using this one
>>563906626Not really. You can grief probably 20 games before you get low priority but leave 4 and you are in it instantly. And if they space out their griefing they will NEVER get punished so if you ever feel bored cause your team sucks just go afk if you want
>>563906975As it should be, you shouldn't get banned over what you say but over what you do (so cheating, smurfing, throwing, afking)
>>563907036meant for >>563905854
>>563907030all the heroes should have a voice line when you buy the egg
>>563907404Golden goose egg is ready!
>>563907101I don't use buildguidesalso that is missing splitshot which is probably the most important item if you plan on using her gun
>>563907030Heded to egguh
>>563896670lol wrongthere's a silver on the chud team too.
>>563882535urns should literally be disabled for a team that's like 20k ahead
Urn should siphon souls from the carrier
>>563883946>*counterspells in your path*same goes for people crying about abrams charges
>>563905601>>563905067are you trolling
>>563907524Why's that? I don't ever feel like I wish I had ricochet before getting leech
if they lower the worth of Urn then people won't bother with doing itif doing Urn is made more dangerous then the winning team can simply ignore it while the losing team has to fight an even harder uphill battle to catch upif Urns favor the losers too much then games will become an even bigger coin toss or worse, people will figure out ways to keep 1-2 players with a net worth low enough to create favorable urns to boost their carriesI can't really imagine a way to make it so the Urn helps the losing team while not invalidating the winning team's earned lead
urn should give you more statue buffs the longer your nofap streak is :P
>>563908225Urn is terrible full stop, just the worst obj ever
>>563908225>people will figure out ways to keep 1-2 players with a net worth low enough to create favorable urns to boost their carrieslol this won't happen
>>563907465>your hero will continue to say this and get more desperate and frustrated the longer you hold onto it
>>563885854lol just play the game and try do it as you play you'll eventually get it and be simultaenously practising the other 90% of the game.
turn the urn into a cum jar
>>563908446>lol this won't happenfamous last words
>>563887368could make sense. like he never wanted immortality.
>>563908446I hope it doesn't, but you should never underestimate people's ability to figure out degenerate strategies
>>563888639do people really think that's a real cock? holy shit this site. that's clearly like some shiny rubber shit going on. it's some weird advanced strap on.
>>563908446First moba?
Gun victor is way more fun than farming for 30 minutes straight
>>563888639>>563889691>>563890010>>563893000These are the same people buying goose egg in kill lanes.
>>563908225the urn has always been a bad or pointless objective, never a good one and it can never be a good one by design alone
>>563908575>"we'll cripple 1/3 of our team to gamble on a mechanic to help us catch up instead of just outright beating them"zoomers are unironically the most retarded generation to exist
>>563890781literally all my losses are like that lately. it's just force a fight, force a fight, force a fight meanwhile I'm literally FORCED to bounce between 2 lanes being a janny and inevitably something falls because literally FIVE of my dumb nigger team mates are AFK in the enemy jungle being distracted and they're too low IQ to realise it so I tell them and they just drool and keep falling for it. fucking insane. DIVERSION. PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THIS?
How do I get over fear of queuing up?
>>563893380 why is it not viable now? is it because of her losing soul on assassinate or something? still seems 'functional' given the extra range and all. alchemical fire is insane on her. stakes are still insane.
>>563908851Every minute I hold golden goose egg represents a day that I've been caged up and forced to be on nofap :3
>>563908575It's just a bad strategy. Putting too much stock into your carries at the expense of your other teammates will make you lose because it's really easy to shut down carries, especially when you're already at a bad soul diff. The most people will do when it comes to saboing their own souls is to dip just below the 10% so urn is neutral but this strat is when you have advantage.
>>563890781>>563891029>>563908976actual retard take.
>>563896324yeah to bait people into thinking you mistimed your parry and then you parry again. that was made so much easier since they reduced the 'reparry' window. also if you have them all clumped they'll stop shooting and try to melee and you can just not take damage while freezing the wave.
>dispel magic counters le infernus!!!!except it fucking doesnt counter dashfernus at allnothing counters dashfernus
>>563908917>we will find out an strategy that helps us get an even bigger lead on our carries by sacrificing characters that can still do a lot with little itemsyes, people are that autistic especially on a moba, you actual zoomer
>>563908474>goose egg is literally just a chastity cageimagine if it got permanently locked and you couldn't activate or sell it anymore, h-haha...
>>563897598>>563897652it's speed capped to the point it's legitimately faster to just run because you can corner boost, use stamina and jump pads etc. it's not good aside from lifting someone at the final stretch to toss them in from above or something cheeky. you cannot and should not pick someone up at the urn spawn and try to deliver them. you don't have enough time. it's dog shit. you used to be able to time your own ult on pick up to do urns. then they nerfed that. you used to be able to drag others, then they nerfed that. meanwhile hollyday still gets to run urn in sub 20s with her jump pads. so fair.
>goose egg>chastitycmon sista... it's literally an egg shape. it goes in the other side o3u
>>563909335Don't stand on the ground
>>563909150>Putting too much stock into your carries at the expense of your other teammates will make you lose because it's really easy to shut down carries,yeah i forgot that in dota the position 5 wisp always gets the most farm and xp every single time
>>563909391Silverberg moment
YOU SHOVE THE EGG UP YOUR ASS is what that guy is getting at
>>563898683>EU comms:
>trans people mostly play supports>in trans slang, an egg is someone who doesnt know theyre trans yet>coming out as trans = cracking your egg>deadlock adds a gameloop for trans people where they have to hold an egg and then crack it
>>563909335getting rid of Napalm reduces a big chunk of his damage, he's still a pain in the ass, but you'll get a brief window where you're melting slightly slower
>Golden goose egg is a trans chastity cage/butt plug it's literally egg_irl broThe fact that I only ever see this type of connection on 4chan and not on the actual degen troon hotbed sites like twitter or reddit says so much about this place.
>Lane partner kept saying in all chat that he has a tornado in his area (why is he playing Deadlock then)>Disconnects and reconnects multiple times>Finally ends up disconnecting for goodHe got blown away...
>>563909704bro why do you even know this shit
>>563909374>"we'll get a lead by purposely staying behind and (once again) gamble on the chance that the comeback mechanic will not only shorten the gap, not only make us break even, but actually put us ahead and also gamble on the other team not capitalizing on the lead we're giving them to not outright win themselves"stupid faggot fluoride-stare 25% nigger DNA zoomer
>>563909851nah I showed up at his house irl and shot him dead you're welcome bro
>infern and mirage and just like that I left the match
>>563909809it says what, that you can talk more openly here
>>563909809you know how people say troons and shit live rent free in some people's heads? this is what they mean, they live in constant fear of trans people and hallucinate them everywhere, they spend every waking hour trying to make connections between random shit and transgender stuff
>Teabagging in street brawlOh no....
>>563909851NASHALAAAAAA
>>563910102I teabag constantlyooooh you shat on me in lane and then my team carried me later and you died defending your patron? time to eat my scrotum dweeb
>>563909851FOR THE DJINN!!!
>>563909809that's because those trans peeps don't play the game. the twitter trannies posted in the thread earlier have a suspicious lack of egg-related posts in their xitter history.
>>5639098094chan is filled with autistic male nerd incels.That's a fucking breeding ground for troon ideology and faggotry.
>try gun holiday in street brawl to see the gun changes>mfw my aim degraded even though the gun is better>mfw everyone picks sweaty picks or no fun allowed chain CC ult comps>mfw I'm targeted repeatedly half the timeI do the least damage every single time, this shit is fucking miserable, playing heroes like Infernus venator and the like ruined me since im used to holding m1 and shooting a billion bullets blindly with decent reloading times
>doorman ends the game with 150k damageok
if a woman doesn't have bare feet can you really even consider that a woman?
>>563909875>if i repeat it again, ignore the counterpoints, say "gamble" a ton of times and try to add that the team doing it is extremely behind, with one player disconected and two with high ping (a.k.a make things up in your head) maybe i will be righti already know that you are an actual retarded zoomer that doesn't know shit about mobas or how they work, you don't have to double down
>>5639098094chan is full of trannies
>>563910332I pick the trannies that don't play the game because at least you can disregard them and their retardation purely on the bases that they're posing a fucking MOBA.
SENDING BEETLE
How does this thing make you feel?
>>563909809just tell them that they should kill themselves
>>563911640Urge to get on my knees and propose...
>>563911640Bored
now that icefrog turned victor into yet another m1gger i suggest you try abhrams 1 build or dashfernus. very similar easy builds where you just run at people and they die and can't do shit about it
>>563911640this image really triggers my urges... i might relapse!
>>563911953I'd rather they just give victor back his stink aura and also give back abrams the ability to 3 shot people with his pistol.
I am scared to queue up for the main game, how do I overcome this
>>563910974didn't read
>>563912309I feel the same after playing street brawl so long, and the worst part is I used to grind the normal mode constantly until it existed
>>563912309go 2 week nofap and cold showers.
I am scared to open any spoilered images in this thread because they might make me relapse, how do I overcome this
>>563912309lock up your egg until you hit Seeker
>>563912462
>>563912309I feel the same
>>563911640She's probably so soft.
>>563912359of course you didn't you are a retarded zoomer lmao
>>563912462Get an egg and disarming hex but irl.
>>563912309Download coom mods for every single character then blame your loss on being too distracted to focus on the game
>5 minutes in >check items>my rem has colossal magazine >another 30 minutes of my life gone
>>563908446>>563908712>>563908917I've literally heard someone say "die before the urn spawns so we dont get comeback urn" it's completely retarded youre punished for winning lanes so hard the enemy gets a comeback urn and nullifies the ENTIRE FIRST 10 MINUTES if they can get it (which they will unless the guardian is down in that lane)
>>563912309you queue a game
>>563908712if it was a good strategy russian teams would be abusing it already
I'm Eternus 6 and trans and am a top 500 Silver player, if it matters
>>563912845An Advantage strat to avoid comeback urn when you're already around the 10% threshold is not the fucking same as "let's make 2/3 players of our team flagrantly underpowered and free kills when we're already down so we can maybe get comeback mechanics". Please read the reply thread before you make retarded posts.
>>563912838weak mental but expected from an anime poster.
>>5639116402nded >>563911847
>>563913158what would watame main be
>>563913158if you don't get upset from feeders in lane/troll builds wasting your time because its 90% a loss it means you have no pattern recognition and most likely are missing parts of your brain, or that you gain sexual excitement from losing
>>563913038>if it worked then people would be abusing this hypotethical scenario already!!!damn, /dlg/ is kind of extra hyper retarded today huh?
deadlock is what you would get if you asked chatgpt to make a game for trans people ngl
>victor duo is doing gun buildits over
>>563913050not nearly the same but in spirit it is, you shouldnt be encouraged to throw to avoid some retarded comeback mechanic from happening
What does "open" mean in gaming lingo? I see Eido spam it when he's titled or something. Sorry I don't speak newspeak
>>563913624open mid so just push and end already
>>563909704Someone made an egg joke once in-game while being an obvious troon.>>563909809Troons have infested every online niche community for the better part of a decade, you pick up on their lingo at some point, also it's just a 5 minute search for the quick run down of their "history". I think people are surprised that someone could know what a troon is and how they talk and still be against them because they work within the presumption that all hostility is some form of narrow minded bigotry. I know what they are, that's why they disgust me. Autogynophiliacs.
>>563913660Thanks
>>563912838>Enemy Rem with gun build>Win
>>563913316>le pattern recognitionSaar!
3 pauses is not enough to take a shit.
>>563861079I’m gonna say it Ahem FUCK ivy. And I don’t mean sexually fuck her, I mean fucking punch her ugly wetback face in. She’s everything annoying with Rem except 2x worse. I
>>563904219
Did you guys stop doing inhouses?
>>563914142Relegated to some trooncord afaik. Sometimes an anon will have an open invite to a party for matchmaking but that's about it
EAT + BLEAT
>comm restricted for saying a no no wordguess im taking a break for 2 days
What does AP mean?
>>563914398I abandon more games than I finish
>>563914398I've both written and spoken nigger faggot & retard on many (albeit necessary) occasions. Is this a NA thing?
>>563914434Ability Power
They need to nerf mcginnis especially in brawl, people harp about graves being braindead but this bitch has the most annoying braindead kit known to man>>563914142No one would join, they'd rather goon to silver
i'm scared bros
>>563914142Discord trannies killed it.
doorman main spotted in the wild
I'm a Phantom Doorman main. Is he hated right now? I find him so much fun, I don't want Yoshi to ruin him because of redditors complaining again
>>563915024fuck bisonooohno someone missed a dynamo ult in an inhouse im going to rant about it in the threadfuckin faggot
>>563914916
>>563915358the only viable way of playing him is just carting into spawn/walkers. needs a full kit revamp
>>563915443It's not the only viable way, just the most fun way
>>563914434Action Points
>>563914434ability points
What other low IQ gun heroes can i solo carry with?
They need to massively rework Calico. This nigger only has one build and one playstyle every single game.
whats wrong with valve employees?
>>563914434anal penetration power, whoever has the highest is in the position to rape
>>563915721future trans 100%
>>563915721bro literally how long is the vacation? I don't necessarily care that Valve offers a retreat, I think that's a solid perk but it seems like they've been there for over a month. Enough is enough.
>>563915721first world problems. send this kid to the gulag
>>563915721>be high functioning autist>want to do software engineering even on vacationis this really that surprising?
>>563915721you should see epic employeesthey're unironically indoctrinated to hate gabe in therethere was this lead QA something boasting that it's not his area but at least they're raising prices to pay bills and not firing employees to buy yatchs (I wonder where he got that from)he was fired a week later along with 1000 others
>>563913950>dude needs over 30 seconds to take a shitskill issue
>>563915965From what I've been seeing, they don't send every employee all at once, so it's all split up over the course of April.
>>563912838nice crrrroc
>kelvin and dynamo in the same teamim having FUN haha
i just buy egg when i think its a lane we don't really have any kill pressure on
>>563916775buy monster rounds and boots and do crate runs insteadegg is kinda garbage if your playstyle isn't fine with being useless for 30 minutes
>>563914434autistic pooner, aka the average doorman player
Getting your ass handed to you and then picking a top tier character to cruise is a nice experience. Why bother with the mechanics when you can pick a braindead character and relax? Honestly
Gun Graves does no damage holy shit you NEED surge of power and quicksilver if you want any chance of killing someone
>>563916674>over the course of April.didn't the whole hawaii meme start in like, mid to early march
that was a fun low prio gameat least 7 to go
>>563917238the amount of low prio games assigned when you rage quit should double each time you do itapes like you should never be allowed out of your enclosures
>>563917069Because we got leaks that a matchmaking update was gonna drop in April, but that doesn't make sense since they go to Hawaii every year during that month
>>563917378Why are you so mean?
>>563917420no actually, I know I said the memes started in march but it probably was april actually. A whole month of a rotating retreat makes sense I guess, but its still hard to not tell valve to go fuck themselves when the companies I work for don't even offer sufficient health insurance let alone corporate retreats to fucking honolulu
>>563917440being in low prio is like walking around naked with a 'FREE USE' sign hanging from your neckyou invite the abuse
eighteen naked cowboys in the showers at ram ranch
>>563917576hopefully Allah shines his light upon your soul to cleanse the hatred found in your heart inshallah
>>563917378true>>563917440you are a worthless subhuman
>>563917724Why am I a subhuman? What have I done to you? Is it your HRT talking?
>>563916775>see my lane partner is super passive>never uses any openings or creates them>buy egg, regen and spend lane slapping creeps and boxesit's boring, but it makes up for the lack of action if nobody ends up dying before 10 minutes
i hope the may patch has more new heroes than just the vampire
dead game
>>563917956post roster dummy
>>563917956we need to find the other 11 subhuman ruzzians to match you with
>>563916982firerate spirit graves is the wayjust steal weapon damage from someone else using your 3
>>563916982Yeah, the toxic bullets nerf although not enough really exposed how bad gun graves is
>>563918334>>563918334
>>563918261you seem to be full of vile energies
>>563915024>>563914142You can try to organize it yourself but the usuals trooned out unironically
>>563919971so I was correct in calling people here troons / trannies? Holy I knew it.
>>563915721Working for Valve must be so kush.
