Previous: >>563759135>Season 3 trailer:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSbCMA9Nevk>Patch noteshttps://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=2925>Season 3 plans:https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=2380>Wavu Wikihttps://wavu.wiki/t/Main_Page>Glicko2 rating + player searchhttps://wank.wavu.wiki/abouthttps://ewgf.gg/>Terminologyhttps://wavu.wiki/t/Jargonhttps://wavu.wiki/t/Notationhttps://glossary.infil.net/>Moves Datahttps://okizeme.gg/https://tekkendocs.com/>Tekken 8 Character Overviewshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1CG-ZUE6EqqQk7QSfc1feddeS8411f8t38EMFQ1Le9Cc/edit?tab=t.0>Tekken 8 important moves for each characterhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTsgbCJNSTKajMNlJvQleJOl0eTiEcV-PbeU0obDg1lsSqmz0lTtcD2k6NzfTPt7Db9Ua2dz1o_34Sv/pubhtml#>Fundamentals guide for Tekken 8https://docs.google.com/document/d/15ZQy6eD31dnu6ZzXliRQdVxtB9oT_ub-yCb00RVS0q0/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.64pwd7lfnzip
S3 matchmaking is insanely fast. Like a couple of seconds at most.
good op for once
because the game is saved
I got eaten by a toupé
Still playing bloodborne
i need reinaanon in the back and linganon in the front
>performative classical listeneroh my days
its xiaoyu not ling
you don't even know what a toupé is. is it a type of clothing?
give me a you
THIS PATCH SAVED TEKKEN
Passtranny isn't even in the ballpark of notable /tekgen/ schizos. He's a pest who has never fit in here and never will. It's not because of the faggotry, or the anime, or playing kekken unironically, or even the grooming or PDF allegations, he's simply too dumb to engage with our caliber of avant garde shitposting, which might be excusable if he wasn't also a thoroughly unpleasant person.
I refer to him as passpedo.
>>563865114
I've never had a healthy relationship
I refer to him as pastrami.
did you know that whitney houston's debut lp, called simply whitney houston had 4 number one singles on it? did you know that christie?
FUCK BLACK PPL
Isn't it admirable he hasn't submitted his mind to posting complete nonsense and has instead kept his humanity
>>563865602what does this have to do with tekken?
>>563865114>allegations
>>563865764a lot if you think about it
>>563864182Good fappable OP
>>563865914
>>563865764you come here to discuss tekken?deadass?
goycattle general
imagine being a cashier and like seeing your successful ex classmates and serving them, id rather die of hunger
Capcom won again.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt4X4FvXk2A
Damn S3.1 is actually pretty fun. They've really made the game alright now.
>>563866507Sorry wrong linkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-KAA6b2qWQ&t=1949s
>>563866605Go to 36:00.This is too true. Nobody cares about cinematic presentation anymore. It's all Netflix-tier shit. Modern Capcom games are the biggest culprits of this. Just compare DMC3 cutscenes to the horrid shit that was DMC5.
https://www.twitch.tv/joebuddentk/clip/SpikySavageReubenCorgiDerp-UO3FUjhMYIeWiPIi>goes to Japan for EVO>grinds ranked, ki- charging and t-bagging every player as usual>starts beef with random online Jun player>challenges him to a moneymatch>uses google translate to talk shit in vc>gets blown out 0-10Joe Budden is the greatest tekken player of all time
>>563867114kek he had the Jap player on voice chat? Fuck I need to watch this in its entirety.
>>563866827>Just compare DMC3 cutscenes to the horrid shit that was DMC5.that's just cause they didn't bring yuji shimomura back
not fapping today
>>563867440It's prevalent in all modern Capcom games. The cinematic presentation is nonexistant. They used to be kings at this.
rename this to capcom general
>>563867297the japanese guy basically knows no English so it's a complete clusterfuck of them yelling to the translator to talk shit for thempeak beef set
>>563867297>>563867114Joe has this unique trait of not only downplaying his main but also himself>wooow you lost to me?!?! I'm like literally red ranked online warrior bruuuhMeanwhile he no-lifes Tekken harder than anyone else.
pragmata? not playing
>>563867820nigga has 30000+ games of claudio and travels overseas to play tekken
who? eric?
i went for a walk and thought i can't get a job, so i have to do some activity around people to not get depressed. so i saw some karate pictures but they looked like soibois in one and in the other place they looked like chud-chads so i was intimidated by the latter and the first seemed too soi. so finally i looked at an art academy and it seemed good for oil painting. so i think i will learn oil painting. as for what else i was going to say. that was about it.
i almost joined a theatre class but didn’t have the guts. oil painting might be cool you should try it twin.
>>563864182Fix the links.
>>563869815They look fine to me.
>>563867114>GoD6>can't step claudio's d1,2>GoD3>can't duck jun's 122I was told asian ranks were actually good but what is this?
coomers won
Damn. MrCroft went from Fujin to GoD3 in a single stream.
The problem is that /tekgen/ is too bad for Tekken but think they're too good for Tekken. This is not to say Tekken isn't shit, but /tekgen/ is extremely bad
i don't know what "sleep" means anymore
croft is alright but I like sodam's xiaoyu more
>>563870639retard
>>563870905Are you Linganon?
>>563870996no, if I were that post would be deleted already
>>563867114honestly this is just pure kino
>>563867114>learns japanese between rounds just to talk shit while getting absolutely pummeledbiblical beef set
>>563870312they are both guesses you dumb fuckthey don't have to do those strings
goycattle simpletons general
>>563871713>extremely niche punch kick game >goycattle>counter stike exists???
>>563870312the eddy not ducking claudio 3,2 was worst partjun has a couple different options from 1,2 at least
>>563871948>counter-peak out of nowhere
>>563871661sabaki after d1 would be more a guess, sidestep block after d1 you commit to nothingand I watched most of the set, this claudio does d1,2 ten times per round and never plays any mindgames with it even against asslan ashducking 122 there would be the most obvious thing since he was clearly expecting to punish with it and 124 wouldn't kill even if the 4 hit, meanwhile it would be death on blocktldr those weren't "guesses", those are some greenie shit and these players are bad and prime heatboosted apes
Capcom Won
tekken is the cleanest best pleasure
mr. croft is better than tmm
based EASY EASY EASY Jap
im getting no pleasure from winning with it may be time to become a mishimasher
>>563872029>ducking 122thats just bad play considering most jun players mash out the + on block mid kick
>>563872029>and I watched most of the set, this claudio does d1,2 ten times per round and never plays any mindgames with it even against asslan ashhow is it even possible to have success with this?how does a """high level""" player not block this once and think about the counterplay?in fact, if you take the game somewhat seriously you should have labbed it already
>>563872718you mean ss4? that has a different timing from 122the 1,2,4 extension is unsafe
i love men
>>563867114Absolute Cinema holy fuck
i got pleasure from winning, the yoshimitsu matchup is interesting
v thread
SEXO ZERO
fuck yoshi busted faggot character carried by flash
THE PATCH IS GOOD AND IT'S NOT HIDING ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!1111
Is the season 3 point system in god+ ranks documented anywhere? I know it gets really rough after god6 but I want to see the numbers
comparing to older games it's crazy how hard kazooya's hellsweep glues you to the wall from every angle and range in this gamethey should do something about that in the next patch
jean philippe you re home? i called yous 5 times qu est ce que c’est message machine broken
fought a solid lee player
seeing speednigs and cockdicksX talk about the recent patch and i have to say, maybe these strong "unique" things a character always had are exactly the problem you fucking niggers
we don't write slurs in here
im a gamer i can say that word
maybe you are too low intellect to understand what he's actually saying but he's rightthey shouldn't remove regular ch functionality from the flappy kicks that's always been there, they should remove it being a natural combo from jab and a safe low in heat and it would've been perfectly fine
>>563876098based
>>563876502we're gonna write slurs all over your body, cupcake
are nvidia drivers still fucked? i remember i had to roll back to some ancient version to get the game to boot up
>>563876867please god let me die in my sleep
only contrarians dislike attack on titan
you want to what
>>563876867
>>563876875Why update drivers when the game works fine anyways? You're just asking for trouble.
hows vampire d hunter
>>563876502I wanna do unspeakable things to you.
mgs3 delta sucks
>>563877834hmmm nice pictcha :$
Konami Won
>>563876502we should go to the movies pick a niche movie and be the only ones inside
one last teken set and im off to greater tings
like pragmata
it's uphttps://youtube.com/shorts/7Fx-CiNFxjc?si=sATReeyoB5PifANf
any lobbies?
>>563876502I like to read your posts, I like to imagine you writing them. No, it does not excite me, it pleases me. You have very a interesting attitude.
>>563878616tekken players look at you like
>>563876502when did young people become such prudish fruits
>>563878616when is IOI making a third one?
capcom is so good at making games right nowit's a pity sf7 isn't coming out any time soon to replace slime rusher dix
namco also had a god streak from the mid-90s to just before merging with bamco, it's all about the talents, not the company or brand
>>563876502i need to have you right the fuck now!
One day linganon will stop posting and the world will become a little more brighter.
>play tekken 8 once>lose hair instantly>hear "well done 47" in my head
>>563879714>hear "well done 47" in my headkekaroo
We are 125 posts in and I have yet to be milked to any of the tekken sluts./tekgen/ truly dying.
we don't do that here (anymore)find another thread nigga
they all left around S2 bro, we only have a frigid reina poster and a strange alisa tranny and they don't do shite, oh there's also a lili poster from time to time, she's nice but the last time she milked the thread was about a week ago, you missed it I'm afraid
>>563878925>replaceWhy? 6 raped tekken 8
the bmw dont work no moretekken is goneits over
>>563880279This is so sad. We had milkers, brapposters, solechads, rimmers and many more gooners in the thread. All jerking off in harmony. Until Murray attacked. I miss those days when I could go to /tekgen/ and cum to all sorts of fetishes.
men? huge fan
>>563880705stop lying, tekgen was never much of a coom general
>>563880846Anon is right thou. There used to be a lot of dudes with really weird kinks posting here. I remember someone telling me the most famous /tekgen/ers are all into weird kinks.
>>563880309two different genres completely
>>563881085what is this weird ass 24er larp
>>563881189>24er larpWhat does that even mean?
my only kink is my soon to appear chinese gf
new tmm kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSex_Mn4iag
i dont want to work for all my life, it feels like im wasting my timeany tips?
i just had to skip garlic jr's return that shit was so mid
anime really fucked yous up
>tmmslop
d8's pretty fun now. we've reached good port. i gotta say sometimes im flowcharting during my turn random shit and im not even aware of what im doing though, so that's still an issue. like i caught myself daydreaming while winning a round so that's worrying.
Where are the new tekken pros? Even mulgold who got really strong in 8 is 27. Chess which requires way more knowledge will have the championship between a 19 and 20 year old. Where is the new generation of Tekken players, especially Korean and japanese?
>>563880705Yep, a true disgrace, I even started maining Zaf thanks to this awesome zafposter around 2020. Good times.>>563881189Stfu zoom zoom, stop trying to erase this gen's culture n past
>>563881865100+moves per character benefits legacy uncs
>>563881865wew thought mulgod was 21 or some shit. korean immortal niggas.
im in tekgen and im a /ss/ chad. does that count as a weird fetish
>>563881940That's why I brought up chess, what they memorize completely dwarfs tekken movesets
>>563881764get a girlfriend, they're a nice way to get some distraction from the void
>>563881865kill yourself
>>563882073i think you should die
>>563882146Sex. You. Now.
kinda with the reinatranny on this one
>>563882146let's die together
>>563881865Ul'sahan won T8 EWC at 24, that's quite young. If you're asking why nobody picked up Tekken out of the blue and won the pro circuit in a year, it's because it's not a randomized noob game like SF6.
>>56388228924 is not young at all for a pro gamer. I'm not asking where players that picked it up a year ago are I'm asking where the 16-20 year olds are. The new gen. They could have been playing for a decade but would still be new gen, like those chess players.
>>563881865don’t expose me to pajeets without my consent faggot
>he thinks new players pick up the game and start playing it seriously nigga look at what murray has done to the game during the past 10 years and you have your answer
>>563882460Chess is not comparable
>>563882289Like in T7 ulsan was young and cooking people. Or Arslan in t6 back in pakistan. It just seems like the scene has no fresh blood, especially korean and japanese>>563882659Why? It's harder and requires more knowledge, yet there is a new gen taking over
>>563882795it's all because of modern matchmaking
>>563881865because tekken 8 is trash and word of mouth has never been worse for tekken. what kind of dumb fucking question is this
>>563882925while this makes sense for shooters, how does this make any sense for tekkenits a 1v1 game and no matter what you will get matched against all sorts of different people, even 30 years ago in arcades
>>563882953But the young players would have started with T7 unless they are really new
exposedblud was an artist and misunderstood in his time
>>563883052people who started with 7 aren't quite sunk-costed enough to continue playing 8
Like these are the ages of evo 2025 top 8, give or take a year.>30>Unknown (Atif - probably early 30s)>37>27>33>35>32>37That is not normal for any competitive sport or esport
aint nobody wanna pick up masher 8, twuncs
why don't they fix Law's fucking df2 tracking already? that shit basically rolls a die as to whether it'll be homing or not
yeah i wish instead of arslan ash we had an 18 year old russian twink and his gay bbw bf
>dead8 uninstalled >pragmata launched>tekgen closed
>capcomwonnered
>men loved
ubisoft will win game of the year with the upcoming ac blackflag remake
>>563883473cotws was even older by quite a bit. competitive fighting games is just dead outside smash, SF6, and maybe strive
>maicummed inside of
donk always makes me horny
me too, niko
>jewpills absorbed
blud thinks hes perfect cell
dead game
>>563883971tranny
would
Grace Ashcroft is my wife.
>>563881865The only reason anyone plays chess is their parents and/or government forces them when they are children, and the ones who are good make it a source of income later because it's easier than getting a real job. KingReyJr is the youngest serious Tekken competitor and he's been competing since like 7 because of his dad.
Paul is godlike
>>563884417but there used to be way more young players. Like AK, book, Anakin, ulsan. A lot of the koreans like jeondding and lowhigh started competing in t6 and tag2. I just don't see the new competitors. And kingreyjr is way weaker comparatively than those chess players
would new blood be good for the game? maybe we ain't seen new niggas in a while
>>563884931have you played tekken in the last decade or watched videos?if you have an understanding of the game you should have your answer
>>563884369
im doped up
>>563882146why? because i want a curvy mommy to fuck?
>>563885593ill be the curvy mother
>>563885154yeah obviously I have. If you are saying it's because of bloat then I disagree
>>563885190mediocre flat fridge body 6/10
>>563885661its because the changes introduced during this time reduce the skill gap its just much easier for the attacker to cover defensive options nowadays which makes learning the game (generally defensive options) much less rewarding, ergo aint nobody new getting to a high leveltoo much work for too little rewardonly sunk cost uncs are left
i havent showered in a week
reinatranny is into femdom that's why he doesn't like /ss/
>>563885776Maybe, but I would have expected more 17ers to be becoming elite around know. Joka is the only one off the top of my head, maybe k wiss if you count him as a top player. But no new Asians from what I can tell
>>563875804>speednigs He has become a disgrace of a wasted player, he had everything to win against Knee and he choked on the final round. I'm glad i didn't follow his hwoarang philosophy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FyazUVH_24
>>563884369>>563885190You wouldn't a literal FBI glowie
reinatroon larps as a woman
im so sad and lonely feel bad for me
>>563886397i could literally fix you
get the fuck away faggot bitch
17ers were just ass
>>563885650You're not reinatroon, you have nothing I could want
>>563885650and i'll be the 10 yr old kid/short timid man
when does #nohair end? i thought it was just for one month
>>563886621No u could not, but I could, I could remove the parts of his brain than make feel like that, make him live in an eternal loop of his best memories, just a few little bits of brain matter outside of his head and he'd be happy forever.
I wish Jun was my mom
>enemy disconnects when he's beating my ass, when im on promo game and in a 12 game winstreaklucky
dead shit game
>>563867114SIKKUSU DZERO
d8 wonfax
why is bryan two tiers above every other character this patch
i need anna to shit on me
>>563889720your thread literallt just died 2xkbro
so what mkino died too
mkino lives on through its movietekken... kek
>>563867114kino
>>563867114i don't really care about this guy at all
>>563864182I'd have her hollering.
>>563888183please come over i got 10mm auto waiting
wonder if the shitters on here who hate on tmmchad are even god rank.
>>563890280every single launch leads to a wall combo + oki
>>563891756anyone who isn't god rank at this point just isn't a tekken player
>>563867114the clip not related?
i love dmm he funny
Women deserve the world.I love women.>how did this happen?Men can't compete.I anticipate male sex robots completely displacing biomales.>6'10" tall>perfect chiseled face>long luscious mane>permanent perfect body: 10-pack abs, wide backs, round shoulders, strong veiny forearms and hands>dicks can vibrate at 10,000Hz>accommodating, smug, smart, tender, dark, funny, mischievous personalityHow could you compete?
>>563878554make a lobby yourself?
voice chat should be activated after every match in tekken
I think bryan's uf222223 string with install should spike for a guaranteed qcb4 etche is really behind in damage against characters who can do spike wall combos
>>563867114he's the pg10 unskilled version of the euromuslim mishima chads
>>563892148so trueif women have their way, 3 generations from now there will be no bald men, no short men, no pimple faced men, no ugly men, no autistic men, etci welcome the female led future, future men won't have to suffer the way we incels did
>>563892508>no short men, no pimple faced men, no ugly men, no autistic meni don't think you know how genetics workalso as men get taller so does the women, so the "6'0" will be more like 6'8.
i enjoy my norwood 7 lifestyle
>over half the players are on console now>nobody accepts friend requests now>steam removed the jester award for peoples profilesyeah I think im done playing this garbage. I have absolutely no way of telling someone theyre a faggot now. Im supposed to just bottle that rage up and then what? Kill my family? no thanks
go outside and scream at the sky
I'm Kishin
yea im gonna accept the friend request just to have the jeet scrub talk shit to me like a baby ass bitch
>>563892663those traits can be passed on from the mother but that's a very reductive viewif all men with those genetic traits stop reproducing abruptly then the female population will still carry them, but the next generation of males will have a lesser chance, and 3+ generations in every male and female will be free of those genes
>>563892872i have my comments open and nobody rages at me :( probably because most are PSthey need to do some kind of comments on profiles
>>563892872press ki-charge or teabag after ko or during the match
>>563893102It will take a long time + random mutations."Ugly" isn't something you can remove you retard because its random and from million of genetics. How will you seperate the women who like Henry cavil type of looks vs who like kpop boys? etc. And hegiht as i said. The women will get taller and the standard will go higher. so if the average becomes 6'2. then women will want 6'8 minimum.
>>563893038actually i scientifically point out all the ways in which you play like a faggot and will reach a rank wall because instead of improving you do some gay bullshit like iteratively improve the same flowchart adding more mixes to it every time i solve it.So many people literally just do the same shit every encounter and try to expand upon that flowchart until their opponent cant figure it out in time to win the match.0 movement 0 fundamentals no neutral no defense just spamming out some bullshit that you cant learn within 2 matches. Genuinely these people deserve to be doxxed and murdered if you honestly think about it
>>563892872ask murray to enable ingame voicechat
>>563893102>>563893323Also, women genetics provide alot and a lot of women are short, subhuman etc same as men. To do what you want to do requires eugenics
considering women just need to be talked to in a very specific and inorganic way to be courted, you will never get rid of 'genelets' because women are fucking morons and entirely dysgenic in their selection process by nature. also women have some really awful genes themselves and most having children deserve to be femcels instead because of how poor their genetic stock is. kill every simp.Tekken 8.
we're watching this
>>563893525i need reina's fingers inside my asshole
>>563892148>how could you compete?Demand for womanbots will skyrocket so there will be a market, thus supply will keep up with demand.And the best thing for producers is that production for female bots will be extremely cheap thus affordable.Women, by jumping unto malebots, will normalize the practice of having sexdolls, and after that you will see men completely disregard going after real women.On the bright side, women will not suffer any sort of violence against them anymore.And then women will try to get female bots banned
try whole fist
>>563893374okay they play like retards and you cant beat them so you squeal like a faggot on their profile?faggot
>>563893323you're right that "ugly" is too broad, but I mostly refer to genetically determined cosmetically disfiguring traits like acne/baldness/height, and attractive is attractive, just because the college jock chad and pretty boy are different doesn't mean both don't have good genes>>563893479that doesn't matter because mid women reproducing with chad produces better looking people over generations. and it's easy to be chopped as a male but hard to be unattractive as a female
your moms mid nigga shut the fuk up
Eugenics is really the only way forward for our species. Like how Steve Mishima from the Tekken series was created.
>>563879560Am I really that satanic? Or do you just find my posts annoying. Can you please tell me if you feel some sort of existential fear or pain from what I post or if it's merely annoyance? I suspect I know the answer.
current mate selection dynamics already have slight eugenic effects
>>563894257you should be happy that you have a thread schizo obsessed with you, wear it as a badge of honor
>>563893810>heightI don't think you understand how genetics for height work. They're an average of the father and mother. as men height grow, so will the daughters. Women want men taller than them (most want them taller in 4 inch heels, so a 6' woman will want their men at least 6'6). What you're doing is just making humans in general taller
>>563894257what's chile like
every single time nina wants to check you stepping to the right she has to risk dying but for some reason everybody thinks this character is top 0
stfu ninanigger
>>563894439very nice i like it>>563894329i dunno
>>563894375female growth plates close earlier and men have biological reasons why they grow taller, it won't be as drastic - the amount of women over 5'8" even in countries with tons of giants like the netherlands is not significant
>>563894489the only risk of playing nina is the risk of fapping too much
Wait, do we hate linganon now? I thought the thread dynamic was to thirst over Reinatroon and hate the tranny, linganon was not even in the equation at all
i dont think people hate ling schizomaybe a few at most
Genetics play a part in height, but so does environment, health, hormones and nutrition to trigger the expression of those genes.People above 7" are already an abnormality, since their bodies cannot keep up with the expression of their genes and hormones, thus usually at high risk of bone density issues and things related to their bone structure.With the current state of humanity being bombarded with female hormones and chemicals left and right, bad nutrition and growing up in bad environments you will see people getting shorter and uglier over the next century, thus regressing to pre-industralization averages.It's like Tekken 8 trying so hard to beam itself to the top by appealing to brain dead retards but managed to have the opposite effect.
>>563894835the difference in average tends to be 2 inches to 4 inches (max). example is netherlands where they are 6' average with 5'7 women. or in US where it is 5'9 and 5'4. you cannot have male average be 6-10 inches higher while the woman just stagnate. look up something called "Mid Parental height". That's what will likely happen"mid-parental height. The mid-parental height is calculated by adding the mother’s and father’s height, adding 13 cm (5 inches) for boys or subtracting 13 cm (5 inches) for girls, and then finally dividing by 2. Most children will reach an adult height within 2 inches of the mid-parental height."
everyone hates attentionwhore namefags
>>563893715>okay so they are retarded and you are basedwow you really got me there dude
>>563895003it's like one guy. lingschizo is way more tolerable now than when he was the IQschizo
>>563895159>With the current state of humanity being bombarded with female hormones and chemicals left and right, bad nutrition and growing up in bad environments you will see people getting shorter and uglier over the next century, thus regressing to pre-industralization averages.that's already happening with the food. people are a lot less chiseled then they were 100 years ago. there's a very old picture of indians and they looked like chad models instead of subhuman indians
>>563895316i raped you and you took it like a whiny bitch
>>563895215the netherlands essentially proves my point, five inches difference in height between the sexes with men average 6 foot even. that's where future humanity will fall, perhaps a few chads will be around 6'4" compared to the 6 foot average but they will get paired off to the taller women and their kids will regress to the mean if they pair with shorter women. >>563895159sure, don't be a starving slum dweller since that will stunt your height, but all the chinese/indians I see irl (I'm 5'10") are always shorter than me despite having adequate diet. genes matter the most
I've ordered Nutrition and Physical Degeneration by Weston A. Price if that helps
this Venom guy from Guilty Gear is very pretty
>>563895297true but they sort of become part of the thread/board lore with enough time, kinda like lilianon did. a general without namefags or some variation of ritualschizos is just boring, we need something to hate, so their absence usually indicates the thread itself is just about to implode or is in poor health in some way
>>563895449Chiseled jaws are high testosterone, a requirement for survival in nature, hence why people 100s of years ago were like that.With the modern times and modern lives, you don't need to produce that much testosterone anymore.>>563895651>chinese and indiansMind you, they're the oldest civilizations around.Chinese people were starving en masse not even 70 years ago.Indians eat where they shit.Genetics don't express themselves in a vacuum.
>>563895663>Buying health slop instead of watching this guy's vidshttps://www.youtube.com/@MarkusRothkranz
got a 18 game winstreak and then got 2-0'd by a fahkumram lmao
>>563896271grass fed chad mongols vs the grain fed peasant chinese farmers proves dis
We're having roughly 10000% increase in sugar intake compared to our great-great-grandfathers
every time i play its>yoshi>zafina>yoshi>hwoarang>law>law>kingplay a real character ffs
whats crackin twins
>anthropology discussion>no mention of the ideal human male, michael murray
>>563895651No? the difference is in netherlands they don't consider 6' tall. because it's average unlike the US.You need to understand why women desire height in the first place to know the preference. It's for protection and dominance from other men. How can a 6' man showcase it when he's the same height as most men? the standards as I said will simply shift. you will never remove the "tall men vs short men" debate. since short men height will simply just move higher as women want even taller men as they also get taller. 5'4 women in US want a 6' feet. now imagine them at 5'7. they will want a 6'4. etc
>>563896625>yoshiblock, no rematch>zafinaget good bro, she's the kazuya of evasive characters>hwoarangblock, no rematch>lawblock, no rematch>kingkinda like him now that I can throw break semi consistently, feels less of a robbery overall except for gs, fuck that shit
>>563896940every hit leads to a guaranteed grounded follow upnigger character for nigger players
>>563896940i havent met a hwoarang yet that I cant just kbd to cause them to whiff then launch themthey just spam their flowchart but he doesnt have alot of built in forward movement
>>563893667>And then women will try to get female bots bannedthey're already trying to do so, even though they're the most users of AI chatbots, they only shame men who do the same.Women behaviors online and IRL made me an extreme misogynist
women prefering tall men is a meme when i see them going after literal goblins all the time>>563897550Exactly what i was pointing at.It's insane that women literally play the game of>rules for thee but not for meand when you call out their bs you're suddenly the bad guyThis is a behavior that needs to be removed from the gene pool
>>563897718>women prefering tall men is a memeabsolutely ridiculous cope anon. height is literally their most valued physical attribute, with hair right behind.
>>563897829>hair and heightnice memeA short guy needs only have a car and go to the gym to get pussyI have seen it countless times
Anyone with an IQ >80 should already either hate women or know they're useless stupid and vapid leeches (99% of them) from interacting with them a few times.That's why anime girls being anime girls is a crime. It propagates the propaganda that women are actually kind people or competent people.
>>563897998>nice memeagain, absolutely ridiculous cope.
>>563898061end your life faggot
you guys probably just hang around bad people
>>563898150kys simpI say this as a 7/10 male btw who gets attention from women involuntary. You're a simp cuck who likely gets cucked by guys like me unaware lmao
people are bad anon
or no people at all
uriah heep is underrated
>>563898238broke talk
I do not hate women, i just loathe their insane behaviors and their lack of ever trying to better themselves or take accountability for their actions.>>563898104cope with what exactly? I am not short and am not desperate for female companionship. Not any sort of made up sexuality either.I am telling you; it ain't that deep when reality looks a lot different than internet memes.
>>563898420Are you a foid? going from "you're gay" to "you"re broke"damn we have a foid in tekgen
>>563898443>i just loathe their insane behaviors and their lack of ever trying to better themselves or take accountability for their actions.That's exactly why a person should hate them though? same reason why we hate on those insane sonic manchildren or fat fucks in their basements etc
Boke, that one Paul player and lingschizo are respected because they beat TMM in ranked. Simple as that.If you haven't beaten TMM in ranked with stream proof then you are NOTHING and deserve no respect.
irl pretty much only niggers and gay dudes ever complimented me bros how do you get women to notice you?
>>563898481i wasn't going to say anything but since you brought it up I'm legitimately convinced a fat black femcel(female) browses this general>whyi will not explain
>>563898638Hate is irrational and purely emotional, Anon.
>>563897998>A short guy needs only have a car and go to the gym to get pussyextreme copehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYgMV3tugzA
>>563898705Yeah no man will ever use "you're broke" as an insult to men. 100% a foid is browsing tekgen
I've only ever been complimented on my hair and i'm norwooding nowits so fucking ogre
whats a foid
show us your tits you fuckin niggress slut
idk guys, I've tried all the woman hate stuff and I just can't, I like them too much, I like their voices, their hair, how they smell, how they feel, etc. I just can't get myself to hate them so bad like some dudes seem capable to do, I envy them desu, life seems easier that way, less cloudy
>>563898850just take one pill of dut every two days. 5$ for two months supply. and if it's too bad then also take minox. It's not a hard problem to solve.
>>563898815>yeah but what about muh youtube grifting vid with shitty surveys asking a very limited pool of individuals?I can see the cosmos, can you see beyond your own shadow?
whats a moid
>beating mailman is a legit accomplishmentthe absolute state of yuropoors
if you have the resources you can get any bitch you wantthis is reality
>>563899024Over 2000 women aged 25-40 participated so your anecdotes mean nothingthe results would be EVER MORE brutal if they used women 18-25. Nobody wants a guy with a NW3 hairline or height below 5'10". Especially not young women. Doesn't matter how much you overcompensate with muscle, beard, and garish displays of wealth.
>>563899173Nobody in this general ever beaten TMM (if he played seriously) don't kid urself TMM is quite skilled
>>563898850>i'm norwooding nownot a prob since you likely already fulfilled the purpose of a full head of hair and you have a woman to father kids with, right anon?
tekken?
I highly doubt there is a woman here, I can sense their energy
a rich guy can get to fuck 1000's of models (or if you're a pedo then kids i guess) that a tall chad will never see in his lifetime. something a 'chad' will never get. a chad will also be forced to work 9-5 like a wageslave. Be rich and you'll get everything desu
>TMM is quite skilled
>your anecdotes mean nothing over 2k random women2k random modern brainwashed, highly narcissistic, tiktok addicted american women mean nothing compared to all of human history If women by nature always selected for tall and hairy men, we would all be big foot now
>>563898974Dramatic regrowth is the exception, not the rule, you can keep what you have left at least
>tmm is actually bad>but can you beat him though?>......
i got caught by the norwood reapers flowchart
A chad getting a 7/10 woman to love him and please him with no expectation of anything in return is worth more than an ugly billionaire sleeping with a different 10/10 every day
>>563899556and even if you do get regrowth its not doing shit for your hairline which is what norwood is mostly about
>>563899526You live as an incel in the present surrounded by these "modern" women who don't want you. Tough shit pal
>>563899556That's why I said to take minox... if it's like norwood 4 then you're late as fuck and need minox + microneedling. If it's like 3-2 then minox + dut or dut alone is enough.>>563899648love is not real and will never presist. I'd rather fuck the hottest women in the world in my tropical island over some mid women that'll become uglier and fatter with time.
>murray fucked tanukana
>>563899718you're a trooncel posting here like 10 hours a day stop projecting loser
>>563899718you're a failed man larping as a woman LOL
>reinatranny with the most bland and effeminate insults yet againyeah my man, you gotta stop spamming that shitit's literally the only thing you say
love is real and i hope you can experience it some day anon
>>563899740Desire is real. Being unconditionally desired by a beautiful woman is the single best experience available in life. Sex doesn't even matter at that point. It's mid anyway.
>>563899740like>>563899667said, hairline regrowth is never a given, and hairline is what frames your faceonly way to guarantee results is a hair transplant which is $10K at least and you still need meds
>mishima op>on-topic game discussion and harmony>female/coomer op>thread turns into /r9k/
>reee I can't have le sex cuz women don't like me!!!!>but you can get a prostitute for like...>reee no I don't want just sex, I want it to be real with feelings n shit!!!!>ok, sure you can get an average girl to...>noOOOoooo she has to be a porn caricature of a woman>ok, you can get one of those if you have money and...>NOOoOoOoooo, fucking sellout foids they just wants chads and billionaires!!!!
>>563900064men don't need other men to humiliate them, living and going outside a day or two as the average male is enough
i played some tekken 7 this evening and had a decent time. ran into a lei on an infinite stage, so it could have been better!
we dont talk about kuso 7 here
>>563900037>>563900082You cannot reconcile the idea of "chad" and love. You're just cherry picking. If love exists, then looks do not matter. If looks matter, then love does not exist and is merely a biological need to breed.Also, there will always be a taller man, a more goodlooking man. But if you're rich enough you can fuck young hot models until you croak.>Being unconditionally desired That's not a thing. they'll just want you for sex. As I said i'm a 7/10 man and I know this. if you're into a relationship they'll still want you to spend money on them and they turn into your regular woman as your good looks become normalized to them. You're fantasizing about something that does not exist.
>>563900087>only way to guarantee results is a hair transplant The super shitty is even this doesn't guarantee anything. There are so many horror stories of transplants failing for seemingly no fucking raisin and turkroaches completely fucking people's shit up. No refunds ofc.
we need to talk more about kami 7 here
hairloss prevention is the only topic worth talking in relation to tekken
>>563900354you hang out with bad people and have become cynical many such cases
>>563900561never had the chance to. trying from across a continent and an ocean seems like a bad idea.
>>563900354I've experienced it retard. At least, the start of it, until they discover i'm an autistic retard with no social skills and an underwhelming dick. If you think women don't fawn over handsome men completely independent of sex or money, you don't go outside much.
>>563900264punching down is an extremely effeminate behavior
>>563900135>Mishima threads>Reee bad>WaifuOPs>Reee badEat your slop lmao
bandai namcos mass psychic attack on men vulnerable to hair loss is despicable
>>563900630Perhaps. I'm an introvert and seeing how they act and talk online is also a reason.>>563900697Where do you even get this from? I know what you're talking about. As I understood from your reply is a relationship situation not random women. Good looks are quite important for both men and women independent of sex/love. I'm getting promoted at work earlier than my coworkers despite being a retard who pretty much half asses any job because I'm good looking I guess ( I have below average social skills imo) Your fantasy is not real. Again, a hot model chick sucking you off with enthusiasm because she wants to land you/ stay on your yacht/island. is much better than a medicore woman sucking you off because she's attracted to you. and the former you can do until you croak, while the latter becomes harder when you get older (I assume late 30's/40's?) good luck landing a hot 20's chick let alone multiple at that age and a wageslave.
>>563900630if you still think there are good people and bad people youre a fucking retard. no i will not elaborate.
so you're saying even Michael Jackson and Kazuya aren't bad people?
there are no good people or bad people because everyone is bad so its just people
>if you still think there are good people and bad people youre a fucking retard. no i will not elaborate.
counterstrike general
>>563900697>until they discover i'm an autistic retardwhy did they had to "discover" that shit? could you be stumbling thru life with a fake-o mask of some kind? >duh, I won't get shit from life without a chad like mask That's fine but a mask is just a mask and living 24/7 wearing one is impossible. masks work fucking nicely for casual stuff like sex and the like but love is a full time thing and the girl will find out you're fake as shit eventually>but girls don't want an autistic dicklet with no socials most don't, some do, take off that shit ass mask off and you could find em
you fellas need to find a nice fat chick that will spoil you for paying attention to them
misanthropy is the solution and what tekken has taught meYes I hate mirror matches
there are no good people or bad people because everyone is good so its just people
janny janny hear my pleacome and clean tekgen for me
I'm a misanthropistI play devil jin btw
Bandai Lost
honestly though, i didn't appreciate tekken 7 enough. for all its faults it's still tekken. can't say that about 8
playing pragmata on bed is sus
playing pragmata is sus
Lets hope they actually do what they did in earlier tekkens and remove mechanics people hatedRage art wasn't really that hated outside of some boomers crying. But heat is shat on a lot.remove Heat and don't introduce those 2d dogshit mechanics into tekken ever again
>>563901474the entire reason autists start masking (this is incredibly common btw look it up since you seem to be so ignorant and judgmental on the matter) to begin with is because people treat them like shit when they're being their autistic selves. stop pissing on his head and telling him its raining you bad faith cunt.
niggas still out here bitching tekken 8 post heat nerfwild
developing pragmata is sus
heat still exists stances still exist
Tekken peaked with geese
>>563901796that's like when you take a shit while being constipated and your asshole gets blown apart so after all of that the diarrhea of the week before don't seem so bad now, it was still bad tho
nigga tammat some heat nerfthose are character nerfs
3DS is where Tekken peaked, it was greatly optimized, had some hot takes on the story, cool tech for multiplayer (psp also that) and most importantly it had the characters you actually wanted to play and not "new player bait"
>>563902139Tekken 7 is the best tekken since at least tekken 3
the man inside me didnt exist
>>563902139i don't really understand your analogy cause i didn't really read it, but you might be right
>i don't really understand your analogy cause i didn't really read it, but you might be right
>>563902225T7's S1 and 2 were fine, they went insane after that tho. Also T6 besto modern tekken.
>blocked for racismfucking nigger jeet janny i know youre brown fucking faggot piece of shit just ban me you fucking coward ass pussy nigger i bet you wont faggot smelly brown ugly monkey motherfucking disgusting dogshit skinned indian jeet nigger fuck i fucked your whore mother in her smelly jeet asshole pussy ass bitch janny faggot kys fucking piece of shit ugly nigger jeet fuck ugly smelly BROWN loser clean it up
bravo, very mature and i'm sure it'll solve your blockage problem
racism does not belong in tekgen
Reina mains really did not like the meme
reminder that there's a skibidi toilet movie in the works
pls don't swear and slur around, my GF reinatroon reads the thread from time to time and she don't like it when you guys do that. thank you <3
Don't need a reminder its my sole awaited movie
reinatroon exposed xhimselves
playing one round of t8 is the equivalent of watching a whole year of blockbuster movies
It will make a skibidillion dollars.
SMELLY NIGGER JEET
>forgot to do my tekken 8 daily questsits over
>>563903504Fentanyl?
I still remember the carpet muncher joke from cow & chicken
I don't recall ever feeling what other humans describe as happiness
>>563903902ahh, that's what's so neat about it, you're only aware that you were happy when are not happy anymore, so you must be happy right now!!!
why is blud posting dead or die shit in tekking general?
>>563899173>>563899287TMM would beat literally all NA pro players except maybe the very top ~5 or so
>>563904428C'mon bruv, I like tmm but he get's scrubbed out by mid level Annas, Xiaos, Zafs, Alisas and even Azus all the time, he's decent and pretty good against certain matchups but given most pros play plenty of bad MUs for him I don't think he'd do much good desu
>>563903504>>563904082Good fap reminder>>563903315Someone put the daily in the next OP please
I liked when anakin made fun of mailman saying he is really good at doing dem combos..Mailman is a beast but he sadly has the same brainrot tekgen has. If he could get over his autistic self and just play the Arisa for a couple months, he'd actually learn and find flaws in the character instead of just pissing himself over le waifu steps and stances.And stop wavedashing into everyone's face 10 fucking times u moron. They always launch u for it.
>>563905949>transflag anythingnot reading
we boutta get real sex robots and niggas still have transphobic
robots >>> meattrannies
>>563907327i like how we're almost all bald kek
>>563907327Why arisa got hairy legs?
>>563905949>stop wavedashing into everyone's face 10 fucking times u moron. They always launch u for it.Nope, they gonna take the mixup this time, I'm sure of it! You see I've mental stacked them already! maybe I'll even sneak up a cheeky, launch punishable, ws2 out there hehehehe!!!
>>563907327Yep, yep, we're not seeing reintroon after this one lmao.>>563907501It's supposed to be you I'd say, so it's accurate.
imagine being this much of a simp
>>563907894Shut up mailman, the only thing u stack is unpunished moves. U got a fkn hopkick on kazuya so use that instead of that tard move.>>563908072I kinda figured.. I guess my legs are pretty hairy rn cause I haven't worn cute clothes in a while.
>>563908072>we're not seeing reintroon after this one lmao.shit, i might run out of material
>>563908246I have no idea what any of these faggots are talking about but>dunking on a guy who's clearly having a severe mental health episode is weird afLaughing at nutjobs or laughing at people having a meltdown is literally one of the most normal things in anglo culture what the FUCK is he talking about?
>>563908465wabazoom!
ok but gm said he's cool so it's not a mental breakdown it's just that people don't understand him
>>563908689wabazoom!
>>563902847Anon you can't just destroy my sides like this.. I was laughing up the entire train
>>563908809>finding any of that shit funny
>>563908995malding brownoid detected
we love khunt around here
>>563908995I'm still laughing dude holy fuck... it's extra funny cause I know that janny.. the fucker has given me warnings for racism and posting trans flags before a ton. The way anon just absolutely loses himself is so fucking good. Anon murdering these jannies over here... and it rhymes at random it's so fucking funny
>>563909115rude
i thought troonies was supposed to be non racist dougbait?
>>563909457wabazoom!
atlasatlasatlas earth
alle warten auf das licht
>>563901394love that place
if r6g existed I would have to post here
>>563910838LEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>563911445go to /vm/, i do have really good dokk lewds to post though
>mods changing HIM to f*m*leyou will die
I had a Vietnamese gf and I loved slobbering all over her pink butthole
>sleep for what feels like an eternity >uhm it's only been 1 hour sweaty!Faggot sleep meter
>>563912382>Vietnamese gf>pink buttholebruh...
>>563911854Leo is a titty monster?!
>>563911939Baka, Leo is genderfluid
it's a bit creepy how markman is always watching these asian female streamers...
>>563913735He's not into Japanese chicks
gomarichang shouldve been my wife...
>>563914271why don't you play your sub characters these days 0_o
>>563912382they all went to cheap beauty salons in vietnam to pinkify their shits
>>563914271The right one looks like kyary pamyu which is somewhat amusing... but what exactly is the purpose of you showing us this image with random boxes?
>>563914504just returned after a 3+ month break of playing. game is kinda fun now. zafina is so changed she feels like a new champion but i haven't played her much since s1. jun bores me for some reason. lili is fun still. i was specializing on kazuya played 1k games but never got past emperor.
Doa7 and VF6 won't have meter. Tekken 8 does lol.
>>563914617i watched the most famous kyaru pamyu joint with the weird eyes everywhere i remember. the purpose is hiding the frame data boxes LMAO.
what happened to that kaztard that got groomed by pastrami?
>>563914715surprised you came back cause poking still sucks
>>563914828I'm sure you are aware you can hide them in the options.. hm.. well you always were a strange one.>>563914865Last I checked he deleted me from his steam friendlist. He said he beat some god1 which I found impossible since he only does snakedge, b1 and shoulder on feng. After checking his match history which showed no such matches I called him a lying sack of shit. Then he got upset and said he just wanted to make me proud.The day after that steam showed me he had removed me from his list.
ok I just finished ponyo someone explain the ending to me where the fuck did all that nonsense with the moon come from
>>563915293kys
>>563867114>>563867114>>563867114https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2750034655?t=3h6m44sThis is the VOD. Starts at around 3 hours and 6 minutes. It's fucking amazing because the other guy straight up shit talks him in broken English.>I BEAT ULSAN>Then wat? You win tournament? TWT? OK OK THAT'S ENOUGHLMAOOOO
>>563915736not funny, not watching joe chudden
>>563915293>Then he got upset and said he just wanted to make me proud.awwww, shame, you two made a nice couple, the tekgen fiasco seems to have done a number on him, hope he finds his footing soon enough
>>563914865>kaztardThat muhtaqar is not one of us.
this still make me chuckle with how egotistical joe budden is
>>563916341kazbro, how do you wavedash on xbox pad on p2? it's hurting my hand quite a bit
i unironically believe that behind that stupid coffee veneer, azu is actually the most gorgeous tekken girl, there's something so captivating about her...
Today’s patch comes with some major changes. Personally, I think if this had been the patch released at the start of Season 3, a lot of people would have accepted it as a genuine back to basics.Some are saying Bryan made it through today’s patch untouched, but I don’t see it that way. Bryan was already nerfed the moment Season 3 began, in advance, in the same way we’re now seeing changes like a 600 reduction to the Heat meter. That’s why this patch doesn’t really have much substance for him.There will probably be pro players claiming Bryan is the strongest after this patch, but they usually just say it without proving it themselves. The reason is probably simple: if they actually picked him up, they wouldn’t be able to get that kind of performance out of him. Most of them likely won’t even try.It’s already been over two years since T8 release. At this point, I think pro players would be better off studying matchups more seriously.This patch will make some people happy and others unhappy. In the end, I just hope everyone enjoys the game
>>563893140I had a friend who is now collecting some salt in his profile by just saying "tell me how trash i am" or something like that in his Steam bio. Prior to that, people didn't care enough.
>>563916826Everyone wants a bubbly and happy-go-lucky latina in their lives
Tekken 8 is a game where "Random Select Stage" is bugged.Fix your shitty game, nigga.
>>563916886>in the endknee post
>wake up after hour of sleep>want to play tekken
>wake up after hour of sleep>want to have sex with a tekgen anon
>>563916353Why do I know that name.. I have seen it before..>>563916106Yeah well.. he eventually stopped fighting me and said he wants to get better first and then kept wanting my nudes and headpats.. I'm not some personal whore tho.
>>563917384>I'm not some personal whore thoyou kind of are
>>563915736>jap guy learned english from t7 neganbased
>there was this little girl at a T8 tourney playing Alisa and scrubbin out other nooby trash, everyone's all cheery and shit>finally my turn, I was piloting Kaz oc, my trusty DIY stick at my side (Knee lever neo + qanba gravity ks + gp2040 + Mayflash MagicBoots)>she immediately started mashing, flying around the screen with gimmicks, cheap pressure, the usual greeny nonsense>at first she kept up, sure, but once her flowcharts ran out, so did she>I just stood there kbding and whiff punishing with ewgfs>i saw her, she gave it 100% with a gimmick pos character and still couldn’t win>she tried to brofist me after she lost, nah lmao>people booed, I didn't gave a shit>I was barely at 10%, just clean, honest Tekken>should've ki charged now that I think about it
>>563916826Now post her without mods.
>>563915736easy peasy lemon squeezy
>>563916886Why is Knee still forcing with this kind of stupid argument. No one believes in the "he's hard to play therefore bad/no one can make it work" obviously some players make it work really fucking good as we've seen with Lowhigh. Just because players won't play Bryan (because they might not like him or his playstyle) doesn't make him not top tier. It's stupid.
It sucks being the ugly guy in every gathering. Girls really do discriminate hard based on looks.
>>563916826her and zaf fo sure, huge slam dunk for harada. won't be playing 9 if she's not in it
>>563916826The bikini really helps with that point
>>563917815its barely a mod, they could just put a subsurface scattering option into the game
>>563917384>I'm not some personal whore thohell yeah, you belong to the thread tovarishch
>>563918106Zafina was best in T7 and ugly in T8
gonna eat a yogurt, play some tekken, take a jewpill and go to sleep
bros, I just noticed I main Zaf, aZu and kaZ, also that the girl I like has a Z on her name as well! tekken is unironically helping me to discover things about myself
>>563918374Exactly>>563917432Nay, I'm there for all my anons.>>563917798That is how I imagine every single kazuya player and mainman fan. Shitting on little girls while speaking masku to themselves.. doing electric motions in public on the train or while waiting for the stoplight to turn green.. when you hear a faint masku at night, you know a zuya main is about..
>>563918105https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXF7n4rAtKj/
>>563917384>I'm not some personal whore tho.Yet.
>>563918606Take that back
put this motherfucker in the game fk ;C
>>563919183Go into customization and mess with the eye makeup, it carries her too hardAnd she's disgusting when her mouth is open. Fat face
Hopkicks are -15 on block next patch. You didn't hear it from me.
>>563919418god hear ya, every power launcher outta be either safe but super hard to do consistently or ez and fast but launch ob
>>563919356>she's disgustingkys, she gained a couple pounds since t7, so what? she still mogs the fuck out half the female roster at least, also I don't give a khunt what (You) think, to me, she's beautiful. Rubenesque. Zaf is my life
>zafina is my life>not wanting to be dominated by LarsC'mon anons..
i got a 18 agme winstreak to tekken gawd and then i lost 2 sets -.-
it's simple, we kill..uh.. the batman
it's simplewe suck murrays dick
xiaoyu vs jun is the most boring matchup in existence
it's simple, we kill..uh.. the mainman
d-do i go back to sleep lmao fucking 1 hour of sleep. i better do or i will die.
>>563919790Zaf is only above Reina and Lidia. I want you to look at the first eye makeup option and tell me what you think. It's worth looking at on Reina too
>>563921667we can have sex instead
CAPCUM WON
At one point in the set between the based random Japanese Jun and Joe Budden, the nip guy was mispronouncing "Joe Budden" like "Joe Biden" and Joe was like "It's not Joe BIDEN, it's Joe BUDDEN" I was fucking mad laughing.
>>563923179don't care
>>563923334Dude why so serious??? It's not often we get clowns getting clowned on especially in this game. This is funny content to remember for years to come!
if i was joe budden i would track down that little japanese bitch and spread his butt and show him what a real man looks like
>>563923454that type of content is not comfy
>>563923179mispronouncing someones streamer name is a big ego hit
fegus please
>>563923179It was funny when the Eddy told him "you scream like woman" and compared his voice to a duck
Apparently all these accounts belong to fariborz. This is the newest https://ewgf.gg/player/5FAHH3MBBLd4He always uses different names of random popular players.
Past names... mainman, mihawk.. and I saw fergus too. Dude, Fariborz, how many of these fucking accounts do u have?
>>563925338>>563925390In this general Fariborz is a hero
>>563925485Dude I know, I fought him.. he's a fucking chad.Sadly all those cod kids invaded tekken and forced em to ban cheaters so fariborz isn't seen often anymore.
>>563925485>FariborzWho? Yeah yeah newfag and all of that, now plz explain tekgen lore you uncs
THREAD THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA7X1mZ_i24
>>563926278if you're new i'd warn you against engaging with anyone here, they're really dangerous and i'm serious
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9azgUcZT_Q
>>563926278Notorious cheater and ragebaiter, they have banned him hundreds of timesFun fact, in Tekken 7 all online data was stored locally, so you could get "banned" but just roll back your data to before that and be unbanned
>>563926639>Tekken 7 all online data was stored locallyI remember that lolBandai Namco does not know how to make online games
>>563926278legendary cheater that streamst8 made it a little harder and less funny so he hasn't been around
>>563926639It was so fucking insane in T7 that everything was stored locally. You could say "Demotion? Nope" roll back the save and cherrypick your opponents to rank up and farm players you could beat if they stayed for a death match. Or you could actually smurf for real, which you can't really do in T8 unless you make multiple accounts.Go to quick play in T7 and you face Garyus who are playing like they are practicing for EVO... It was nuts.
>legendary cheater ludwig...
>>563926791>this nigga doesn't know what a joke is
>>563926994>jokenot really one if the fucker got defensive so suddenly
Bros.. Fujin Claudio chad mogged me 3 times.. His sidesteps were immaculate and his punishes too but I managed to outgorilla him.
>>563927051you are indian
>>563927108You are pastrami trying to start shit
stfu passfag
>>563926937god forbid a nigga try to play tekken in quick match without some fag crying about having to actually play the game
>>563927108>>563927134Now kiss.
>>563927134Nigga I was busy playing Tekken.. u still suck at finding my anon posts. Raina found me once tho..
>>563927268lmao. this is why i can't block the passfag, there are reply chains that barely even have anything to do with him but just happened to start with him. its unfortunate he cant fuck off and kill himself
>>563915736JoeBudden out there proving every stereotype about amerimutts correct
>wow i blocked most of the thread>i'm so based and cool >i'm totally not wasting time on a thread that i can't even read most posts anywayloser
>>563926421why? besides that sexbot groomer everyone here seems harmless, just a group of dudes loosing their hairlines>>563926639>>563926839I see, but what is his connection to this general, if any? or do people around here just like him cuz he trolled tekken celebs and fucked around with the old ranked system
sasuga reinaanon-sama...
>>563927359dumb nigger
Unironically the Josiefag was better than this passfag.
kys passpedo
>JosieIt still hurts
>>563927350>Raina found me once tho..you know you're not gonna fuck her before I do it, right?
azucena >>>>>>>> josie
>>563927510Josie could heal Tekken 8... Please, be in S4, please... But they are gonna bring back Julia shit first.
>570 replies in 13 hoursTekken will never die.
i pray julia is the first or second s4 dlc, it's been too long without my gurlie>>563927734it's just a good patch
>>563927614We already have a titcow in Miary, Josie's useless even in that way lmao. Myself? I'd appreciate some Katarina or Chloe dlc, prob won't happen but the latter walked so that Azu could fly, so I have some retroactive respect for her.
>>563927814I don't care about Miary Ogre Anime-sama partying on her baton. (Shove it up her ass!)Azucena is another stupid character with shit stances and annoying to fight and annoying in general.I want good fucking knees and elbows to the face with a cute energetic girl with big tits and a nice outfit.
>>563927790>it's just a good patchmost of the thread has been the usual tekgen schizo shenanigans plus a long incel circlejerk about women. never change tekgen.
>>563928008Azucena is a beautiful woman that deserves all the love in the world
>>563928042Okay Pablo Escobar, okay, whatever you say.
>>563927790>it's just a good patchIt's literally the best patch in Tekken history. Which.. is kind of sad if you think about it
>it's just a good patchtoo little too late
>>563928172yeah, i moved on to strive
>>563928008>I want good fucking knees and elbows to the face with a cute energetic girl with big tits and a nice outfit.I thought you kickboxing/Muay Thai faggots wanted Bruce back or fucked off to play Fahk. If not that then you just want tits which Miary and Azuka can deliver.>b-b-b-but I want both!We don't always get what we want, kid. Cept for my and Azu, she's my dreams made fg character haha.
>>563928172For who? The game still has like 7k players on Steam alone concurrently. T7 was not that popular.
https://play.sooplive.com/atl/293323649STL S1 FINALtop 8 starting soon
>>563928224
>>563928224>yeah, i transitionedftfy xis
>>563928417i don't know who you're trying to fool
>>563928424HOW did LowHigh and Ulsan get put in losers but crescent and galgonge are in winners????
Let's discuss GBFVSR
>>563928540something something back to basics
>>563928548would be super successful if they put the league f2p model in and sell skins and recolors (not on rotation obviously)
>>563928530What do you want me to say?
>>563928363Bruce??? Only King Jae wants this negro back. Who the fuck wants that?!And Josie does some Muay Thai. But also does fighting Eskrima which is a little different. Kinda similar but different.I don't get the comparisons between Josie and Miary, they are completely different characters. And Azu is a meme. Fuck her. TE EXPUSISTE! Shut up. (Her voice actress is UGLY too)
>>563928424Unbelievably bad horse shit top 8. Not watching this because Knee is about to fold like he always does.
>>563928424Two Bryans in the top 8 from the "Bryan is not top 1 because he's hard to play okay" master downplayers! From the "Qcb1 is strong but has counterplay" oh yeah? What counterplay exactly? Radio silence! Can't step the move, can't step Bryan so there's also that. Can't duck because qcf1+2 threat and it's too fast, and it's fucking +5 oB.Nice game!
>>563928895you can duck electric
>>563928654I love you Lili. I'm tired of seeing the Reina kid and fucking Azu-brownies and the tranny-core Alisa poster and whatever.All the Lilies and Niners stopped posting. I'm so sad. Maybe it's time for me to quit this shitty general as well...
bryan is too hard for me to play
>>563928895Wait for the kuni patch, murray will deliver the first meaningful bryan nerfs since launch
greenies are still complaining about qcb1
lili is younger than reina btw
>>563928895>can't step BryanI feel that.. once a hatchet connects, it's guessing time
>>563929053Amigo, everyone is complaining about the move, from greenies, who can't name the move, but could actually imitate it to you IRL while saying it is a problem for them, to top players. You can literally do something okay? Test this. Pick Bryan. And you can win by using his jab strings, qcb1 and qcf1+2. If you mix your timings, it's literally fucking stupid for the person that has to defend against this. If you throw in his other shit, orbital, step jet upper, hatchet kick etc. then fuck me.And you can't even play 3D with Bryan, everything tracks with his fast buttons.
>>563928989bro just jerk off and come back with a clear mind, jesus, this is embarrassing>>563929002I want to lick every single inch of your body my love
>>563929412i recognize that attempt at humor with the juxtaposition
>>563929494Yes Reina, now come here and SERVE ME!
I'm just playing Warframe these days. It's a tranny game, but it's a fun one. Tekken is fun in practice mode for the combos, but it's too hard to launch someone and when you get launched (easily), you have to wait a long time with stress in your system going up and up while mashing your buttons in case he messes up the combos (he won't), and then you're at the wall and have 30 things to worry about, you are already gone, but your stress and rage is at an all times high for the next round. It does not go down at all. It goes down a little when you finally get a launch and the muscle memory kicks in to land your combos you've practiced for hours, and voilà you have your opponent ready at the wall and then, finally, you will go for the kill, he RA, and you've lost. It's an eternal cycle of suffering, kono gemu.
>>563929842How does one get into Warframe? The game does not teach you where to go as a beginner, there's just too much content without any guidanceAlso you're a noob if your main problem is not getting an easy launch in Tekken 8 of all games
why didi they change reina heat sound it was fine before now it sucks
>>563930186shoosh
>>563929494>attempt at humoryou fucking bpd sex demon, I swear I'll have you before the tranny one does
>>563929949I was just having a little fun posting that. I know how to launch someone. It's mostly df2 for most characters! right?!I have 2.2k hours in Warframe, been playing on and off since 2019.To be fair, these days it's much easier to get into for beginners and much quicker to get into the "late game" compared to a legacy player. There's quite an interesting SF story (that takes from Star Wars, Evangelion and some other stuff from Sci-fi books) that already takes a good 50-60h to complete, and the game recently introduced a new story quest for beginners to teach them the basics.But to be honest, this game is a wiki game, worse than any Souls game, very obscure mechanics and stuff, but you'll learn, the community is very nice and helpful, there's tons and tons of content creators and stuff given for free to players etc. tons of guides out there too. You can even ask for advice and for anything in the chats, and people or the bots will respond etc.If you believe it, there is probably even more "game knowledge" in Warframe, than there is in Tekken, which is why it's a perfect game for autistic retards. If you enjoy theory craft and making builds and stuff, this is definitely your shit. Warframe is in a few words, « how about becoming a super cosmic demi-god? Remember the fun mechanics in other games that were locked or accessible in super limited ways? Well in OUR game, you can use and abuse them FOR FREE. That's Warframe! » Or how I would describe the game is also like "How fun it is to kill enemies in thousands of different ways. From weapons, to traps, to powers, to anything in between." It's a special experience.I think what makes Warframe one of the best games I've ever played is movement. Kinda like Tekken in a sense. Which is why if you show someone a late game Warframe video, they will have absolutely no idea what the hell is happening on screen, and it's funny like that. But once you're in, you're in for something unique.
>>563930612>comparing going fast to tekken's movementthis just shows a complete lack of knowledge about tekken, what's good about tekken is that it's not fast but smooth and meaningful, spamming the same shit without thought is anime fighter and platform fighter category, and just with that i cease to take you seriously
>>563930748I finna gape you desu
>>563930903
Reina is cute girl while wearing dogshit personality of a generic anime bitch.
>>563930748Don't be ridiculous and obtuse Reina, I will explain it to you in-depth.First of all, they are two different kind of games, Warframe is absolutely NOT competitive. There is a PVP mode that they added like 10 years ago, but nobody plays it because it's not designed for that.And it's not about "going fast", while it's true it's a feature of the game or of some "warframes" with their powers and some missions generally are made for speed-running because most Warframe players like to be time-efficient, it is a farming game after all.It's about CONTROL and smoothness! It's about the FLOW of the game. You can cancel any animations, from jumping in slow motion, to doing "parkour" kind of acrobatics. You can gun down enemies, use your powers, and fly through hordes of enemies really fast. I won't spoil more stuff but there is layers and layers of fun content. When we say Tekken is movement, Warframe is the same way because movement is such a part of the core identity of the gameplay loop.And lemme tell you this, there's a Korean game called The First Descendant, they tried to literally copy Warframe. But what makes TFD worse is simply that, it's the lack of good movement from Warframe. It plays like a typical 3rd person shooter with extra flavor and that's not what makes Warframe what it is.
>>563931184None of what you say sounds enticing, I'd rather just play a platformer or racing game
>>563931184My friend plays warframe. He starts a mission, oneshots all trash mobs aoe map wide and if there is a boss it has the most basic rpg mechanics, (run out, don't stand in fire, etc) or plays the sword guy and 2 shots the boss.
aw hell nah.................u be sayin u can duck electric bruh............................................
What If I told you Warframe has extreme coom potential. Romance and dating mini game. And Rebecca and Megan, the girls in charge of the game are HOT. No? OK. Your loss.
What if I told you literally no one gives a fuck.
>>563931664>extreme coom potential
>>563928654we have 2xko. and its dead game already
>>563931927selling the costumes like valorant guns doomed that game, the roster is already extremely limited and besides you'll see most types of guns used during val rounds because its matches are long and eco-based so the spreading of weapon skins makes sense, for a fighter where you have to grind hours to get good at a single character, the exposure is not enough for a FOMO shop
the only thing that killed 2xko was the vanguard anti cheat which made the game impossible to be played on 90% of third world pcs
>>563932241honey you realize that league, the game played by 99.9% of PCs in the world regardless of economic conditions, also uses vanguard now?~
third world plays dota, not league.majority of people who like fighting games are third world, if they can run something like sf6 or strive but can't run 2xko then they have no reason to sweat it.vanguard killed it, plain simple
>>563931516If you're looking for like a super challenging game, it's not that. The game HAS challenge, but not in the traditional sense of the term.Plus, game is harder played solo, especially in the hardest modes, but most people like to hang out and play multiplayer (coop) in which you can be completely carried. Again, most players will be broken like you are, and it's funny watching the synergies happen between the characters.Because of the nature of the game, the difficulty is not even an issue, because like I said, the fun aspect is on how to kill the enemies, rather than, "this enemy is tough to kill". Warframe players after a while, just want to see things die quickly with big numbers, abusing the system (power synergies, theory craft etc.), which the devs allow because that's the core aspect of the game.The bosses are bad, universally bad, this is one of the issues of the game.But there is SO MUCH different content, it's a very special kind of Frankenstein of a game. It's multiple games rolled into one... But the journey, even just "the story" is worth it to experience, even if you don't stick to it and leave.Just watch most people reviews on YT or whatever if you can't understand why a game from 2013 is still played as much. The economy too, it's a F2P, and nearly everything can be farmed and you can farm and sell things to get the "real money" currency in game to buy mostly customization stuff etc.
>>563932534You're so bad at selling this game to people IJBOLThere's practically nothing you named that isn't found in PoE or other long running looter/MMO seriesJust buzz off my man
THREAD THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PG76ELuTxx4
>>563932351it’s literally just eastern europe and like, peru that plays dota
its here
>>563932827mama is too strong for nerfs
>>563932241well not only that. the game is very easy, solved very quickly, absolutely zero depth. league players dont care about the game, fgc dont care about league. having balls to make the game riot launcher exclusive or more like sheer stupidity.
i need to be embraced by a man (preferably a tekken player)
i was labbing jin and this button at the bottom seems to not work at all wth, does anyone have the same issue?
Did he become?
we'll never know
>>563932827Miary and Asuka are D sizes alright
They really just changed the variable on some heat dash launchers from 1 to 0, regardless of character strength, and all the tekken cattle clapped and said we're saved. Nice community.
>>563934703This is exactly what we wanted from day 1. Just tweak the retarded shit away and that's it. Instead they just added more retarded shit.
>>563933423>unfunny jincel joke
>we
>>563932643Yeah at the end of the day, you can't really know what's up until you try it for yourself, most people would tell you the same thing. It has nothing to do with PoE or any other looter/shooter at all, not the same brain rot. It's his own special kind of game experience. It's multiple games into one. You have to be interested in the genre, or sci-fi stuff, and you have to be open to it as well. And most importantly, you have to watch footage of the game to know if you are into its aesthetic (which is very cool but not for everyone). Obviously, I was not expecting Tekken players to be into this type of game to begin with. At the very least it makes this general a little more alive! Because If I talk about Tekken, I get no replies...
posted it again award
>>563935309Ugly little cunt. You need correction. Spanking. And even clothespin on yer tits.
>>563933423lel
>>563933423wabazoom!
>>563935392again with this? ok, the wholesome teddy bear is a new approach to reinatroon's pants, I'll give you that, but something tells me that oven is long cold bro
it's up!!www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlTi0pa6V8Q
What is happening in Joe Biden's stream?
>>563936363Sorry, I'm too neurotypical for this.
What kind of Mystery Meat hides behind Joe's mask anyway? He looks tall and kinda fat. So there's some White-Anglo in there, but his eyes give Spanish or Asian and he could perfectly have some kind of African genes in there as well. The amerimutt really is a fascinating species!
had a funny dream and experience the other day.It started with me in the kitchen, wasn't really doing anything. Then suddenly some kind of object flew through the air in my periphery. And I was like "What was that??" and my mind immediately goes to it being a ghost, and obviously since it's a dream it really feels like something flew by with no explanation. Then suddenly my mom is there, in her underwear for some reason. And I turn to her and go "Hey, did you see? Did you see that fly across? What was that??". She just looks at me calmly and shrugs "You're probably asleep and dreaming.". And I just calm down and go "Oh yeah.", and then suddenly it was like everything fell into my place in my head. It was such a strange feeling, like the final puzzle piece was inserted. I just started thinking about everything I know about dreams, like I didn't remember how I got there, I can't read anything etc, and everything made sense. And then I just open my eyes in my bed, very calmly. Not like from a nightmare or something, it was just like someone flipped the 'wake up" switch and I was just awake.
had a funny dream and experience the other day.It started with me in the kitchen, wasn't really doing anything. Then suddenly some kind of object flew through the air in my periphery. And I was like "What was that??" and my mind immediately goes to it being kazuya, and obviously since it's a dream it really feels like something flew by with no explanation. Then suddenly Jun is there, in her underwear for some reason. And I turn to her and go "Hey, did you see? Did you see that fly across? What was that??". She just looks at me calmly and shrugs "You're probably asleep and dreaming.". And I just calm down and go "Oh yeah.", and then suddenly it was like everything fell into my place in my head. It was such a strange feeling, like the final puzzle piece was inserted. I just started thinking about everything I know about dreams, like I didn't remember how I got there, I can't read anything etc, and everything made sense. And then I just open my eyes in my bed, very calmly. Not like from a nightmare or something, it was just like someone flipped the 'wake up" switch and I was just awake.
>>563938456Two words. ADHD.
>>563932284sexxxxxxxxxxxx
>>563939786explain your reasoning
>>563925338how does fariborz not get bored? this nigga is retardedi was hacking at 15 in a fps game and i got bored after two matches. how the fuck do u do this shit for nearly a decade by now. It's not fun at all letting the computer play the game for you
tekken 8 map modding is in dire statetekken 7 map modding was insanemurray its ur fault btw
ordered some chicken breasts from a restaurant and one of them had a big ass bone in itcan i sue
>suing the restaurant because you got a big breasted chickendef a reina player
Chicken don't have breasts
>>563940096After the lore dump from before I've been watching some of the T7 matches of that dude against tmm and medusa and such, he's getting rekd by em, so either the computer does not do all of the work and he's a mid player even with cheats on, or he just had a deal with tmm and pals to lose on purpose and make em look good. If it was the former, I could see him playing ten years non stop as even with the Mishima execution out of the way the game is still a casino at it's core, hell, there's people on this thread that are not that different. On the other hand, if cheats just mean autowin then 10 years of that is just a way higher level of tism.
>>563940941it's not a full on cheat iirc, its just a script that auto blocks and auto parrys lows
the amount of extremely unlucky coincidences that have happened to me in life is insane and makes it hard to believe it's all a coincidence, surely nobody could be that unlucky, the universe itself must be conspiring against me
>>563940096Are you really that dumb?You cheated because you wanted to be special..I cheated in counterstrike, battlefield and CoD for ages. In CSGO there was literally the "cheating ranks".. anyone above a certain point was cheating. Ranked matches started with>so how many guys do u have?So we announced how many cheaters we had. It was usually aimware cucks who rekt by us.. me and the boys had ze4. That shit was way above aimware so we rekt em. There were strats to learn about aimbots like how we moved around a corner backwards, crouching, so that their aimbot couldn't flick on us while we could literally shoot with out asses exposed. There was a huge meta about cheating.When you fight cheaters as a cheater, a completely new game is created. It's engaging and fun.
>>563940825i hate chinese food
>>563941105You're talking about HvH games, which barely exist in tekken and cheating in tekken is never going to be as enjoyable as on CS (Bunny hopping and nickname auto change etc)
>rekt usthose were the wrong words.. the aimware cucks used to fight us. They always lost.We had 50 Brigitte accounts. There is a swiss streamer who recorded us once, here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8-ctJzv1UMOne of the boys was piloting one of our Brigitte accounts and rekin 4 aimware losers.
>>563941105>I cheated in counterstrike, battlefield and CoD for ages.my (admittedly low) estimation of you has irrecoverably plummeted down a neverending void
this passtroon is probably cheating on tekken as well
>>563941310While I know that HvH is rare in TEkken.. fighting cheaters is immensely enjoyable because of how tekken works
>>5639377173 in 3 young men now have no hair
go to sleep pastrami
>>563940242:)
>>563942459HOLY SEXO!!!!
kuni sports towel so she gets to absorb all my sweat
>>563942459that is eliza thoughbeit
Fighting cheaters in Tekken is fun when it's like how Fariborz does it, he purposefully makes it obvious. But if the cheater is using the cheats strategically, with percentage stuff... You will have trouble spotting it, have some doubts, and it's just not fun that way.
>>563941421I mean, paying to post on 4chan, who does that? Cheating, who does that? There's your answer.
le SEXO SEXORINO HOLY MOLY
Murray is finishing everything off in late May
of course once again these damn jap artists won't make any art with the fucking mask actually on.
What will be Kunimitsu's thing in heat?
exploding kunai after a delay to force you to block
>>563943582ಠ‿ಠ
>>563943582Clive assets and effects but a little blue too
>>563943643Oh we already know that in Tekken +8 oB we'll be forced to block after a heat move, the question is, will the move be flashing in red or flashing in blue.
>anime
waiting for Aris review of today's pizza
>>563943849both. and since she's not allowed to be purple anymore because of reina's nepobaby ass, she's red and blue seperately.
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just realised what the trailer for the street fighter movie reminds me ofit reminds me of the borderlands movie lmao
*touchdown/Cody Rhodes almost getting killed*ok we'll be right back after this break
not a fan of this minigame i tell ya hwat
I want to eat and fuck Leo's butthole
>>563946163Faggot.
>>563946252YES!!!!
>>563918963plap plap plap
>>563918963These panties are 2-3 sizes too small for her
what happened to gllty's voice?
>>563946313also leolover look up on gllty to see how leo will turn out when the wall hits
