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nene!!!!
Rat ASSets.
>>563866595lin thighs
Bnuuy love
>>563866670
>>563866817
I love my raccoon wife!
>>563866817>>563866947sticking your hand in a snakes mouth is ill advised...
>>563866697I don't give a _
>>563867030bee?
>>563866595
>>563867030
>>563867231>>563867247Ratmind
>>563867247>>563867231
>>563866209>damn I hope that guy dies quickly, he's dying right on the spot I want to die on
>>563867231>>563867247satrex mind
>>563867185fondling cheeto during a hug
>>563867231>>563867247>>563867445DUDE
>>563867231>>563867247>>563867445RAT SWARM
I love you /akg/
>>563866670GLORIOUS NENE
okay let's update Menheraknights, you got your Snegu and Cantabile for vanguards, all of Mujica and...
>>563867620look at that ass
>>563867639Wolf?
LAPPLAND PLEASE. NOT THE THORNY CHEST
>>563867620Lin's ass really is crazy in this E2, it's not drawn this big anywhere else because if it was when she was standing she'd have a whole shelf sticking out.
>>563867719
>>563867773yeah uh get fucked this is where you die my lil dude
Stop posting smelly rats
>>563849925The link to dusk was just the last thing needed to support the theory that she's the 13th proxy made by nian, dusk and shu back in terra (xiranite being made and refined in a "forge", the martial school being swordmancy, the focus on agriculture and now the giant ass scroll and ink butterflies)Now the actual interesting bit is the vagueposting faggot king revealing that he was a sargonian padisha back on terra, which mean we'll have to suffer his twink ass in a future sargonian event
>>563867773We live in a society
>>563867798It's pretty nutty but is there anyone else in the game that even gets close to Whislash E2?
>>563868029>your wife's aunt hits you with this
>unprompted off-topic EoSfield postEoS can't come soon enough
>>563867773IS3's strongest soldier, his children will terrify global until EoS actually does Wang get reflected too? I don't know.
Zumama
>>563867461I love this one wish it was longer
>>563867773is that blackface
>>563867871Nice of you to join us
>>563868029How do you go 30 years unmarried when you look like this
>>563868223
Lin is officially the most marriageable of Chen orbiters.
>>563868216>spoilerYeah, only traps deployed by talent are affected though
>>563867871
>>563868308>i wanna confess to zofia tonight horsebros...>wait dude isnt she related to mlynar?>oh shit!
I now know how doctor felt losing his cat kal'tsitIt really feels horrible losing them man
>>563868029
>>563868308Blemishine is a repellent.
Crouching tiger, sex with rat
>>563868470my condolences.
>>563867903>Now the actual interesting bit is the vagueposting faggot king revealing that he was a sargonian padisha back on terra, which mean we'll have to suffer his twink ass in a future sargonian eventI feel like his vagueposting ass would work a lot better in Arknights than Endfield>Haha, if only you knew...>I know about some things only some people know but I can't tell you...>Sometime in the future you'll understand...
>>563868470I'm sorry to hear that. Know and take solace in that you probably gave them a better life than most cats.
I prefer slender builds
>>563867798>Lin's ass really is crazyftfy
>>563868458What's he gonna do, call me a blemish?
SIXSEVENSIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN
>>563868725In AK it'd at least be funny, since we have enough vagueposters as is.
>>563868831can't believe such a great girl still has no skin
>>563868783You just know that Mlynar probably has a fat ass too but he does his best to hide it.
>ctrl + f>no rape
It's funny realizing a hand relic is actually a very small boost to Pram2 because her baseline numbers are already so insane
>>563868806Lapipi labial piercings. Full bodily function control.
>>563868915
>>563868029I wish I could get close to Zofia's E2 ass
>>563867903The dusk references were so heavy handed lmao because nearly everything in the new endfield version was about ink and scrolls. Lowlight really might as well have been screaming>HEY REMEMBER DUSK? THIS IS DUSK'S POWER FROM THE HIT GAME ARKNIGHTS>SURE HOPE YOU READ THE SUI EVENTS BACK IN OGKNIGHTS!!!!
>>563869189Do some squats I guess
I can't take it anymore, I'm so hungry. Sorry Exu, I will eat all your husbands.
>>563868234That's what she said
drapes
>>563868970Exactly, his vagueposting ass would fit right in with the rest of them.
>>563869239can we just rename her to Xi already
>go to sleep>7 hours later>endshitter STILL talks to himself, linking to his shit across multiple threadsThe amount of free time this nigga has is impressive, bordering on the chink yumes botting salt polls.
>>563869487Nah I like my dusky
>>563869419>In the future i will fuck your daughterson>w-what?>*leaves*
>3 threads passed over nightWe're alive again?Anyways>>563803607If you spawncamp the middle spies you can just kill them without using the sand at all. You made your team lose by telling him to retreat his Ulpipi instead of just letting him kill the spy,
>>563869552endfield x arknights collab confirmed btwHope you don't die of anger then :)
i 100% bet he is a lord ameer who taxes his population hardhe just seems like that kind of person
And IS3 A1 cleared. Man SAlt is fun with FRDs.
>>563869284Can't, fucked up my knee when I was younger and I have to avoid putting extra weight on it.Also not what I meant
>>563869865Nice>AakThat's an interesting solution to the manta rays
How is the main story supposed to work out with the Observers being out there anyway?Priestess is just right, through any kind of logic or game theory. Nothing our main characters can come up with have any rational basis in them.
>>563868396Does the YCP allow for such behaviour
yeah the columbian ambasador scene reminds me alot of ahem a certain fat fuck's country trying to take over another land full of snow
>>563869931Well, you already sound like Zofia it seems
>>563870030It's just family bonding
>>563870010I don't really have anyone else built who can reliably stun them, but I also honestly like Aak as a operator so I don't mind taking him. He always does work no matter where I bring him, with his module he's pretty solid even ignoring his buffs.
>>563870016Her "solution" is just hiding in the Assimilated Universe and hoping the Observers won't notice and destroy Originium.
>>563869931ACL, MCL, PCL?
>>563868915*smack*
>>563870307She might be into that you know.
Okay, I didn't expect that. What the fuck Mizuki.
we watching the czn stream tomorrow
>>563869239Well yeah, of the three she was the one that wasn't hinted at in the slightest until nowMind you she's a future pull which mean more opportunity for fanservice with nian and shu>>563869552Take your meds nigga and stop acting like a woman
>>563870402that’s not how I raised her...
>>563869239>ink and scrollsIsn't that just basic chinky imageryLike Ling and Jie have that tooEven Zuo Le has it
>>563870016I really want to know what happens to Priestess and where the fuck is Priestess for the events of endfield.Fuck the schizos that sperg out over the sequel, multi-generation antagonists or cross-game events would be absolute fucking KINO.
>>563870452No need to waste good nutrients.
I ticketed Mon3tr and she is more like a scientist who takes samples and does research
>>563870016Either the writers never considered the idea and any conclusion will be a complete ass-pull or Doc and the Terrans will lose, and it's about the value of a futile struggle versus Priestess's idea of hiding and hoping for the best.
Playing the minigame for this event is oddly relaxing, probably because of that majestic lobby theme but even when I failed one due to bad cards I wasn't even upset and just kept going.
>>563870510My daughter got wet from spanking, I stopped corporeal punishment on the spot.
>>563870402Monfeet...
>>563870521Maybe you'd have a case if they also didn't mention the Sui and Feranmut's heart every five lines.Antagonist also basically goes "So this is the power of the Sui...." so it basically had the subtlety of a sledgehammer though to their credit, I guess endfield only players would miss it since they don't know who Dusk is so it was more fanservice for original Arknights players.
>>563870510You didn't raise anyone, retard. You've created her mother and fucked off for 10,000 years.
>>563869865I used to also run Aak in IS3 unironically, he fucked hoverfags even at E1. On S2 he also buffed The Tidehunt Knight enough to tank Gopnik at low ascension which was really funny.
>>563870270Which is a better chance over doing absolutely nothing to hide from them.At least she's making an effort. The animals on Terra are currently breaking through their protective shield and are 100% going to get detected by the Observers the moment they try to become an interplanetary "species."Or alternatively they'll be allowed to grow, think they're a big deal and then get wiped out just like the Precursors.It's just a cheap copy of Mass Effect's story, only fucked up in a different way.>>563870560Endfield unironically ruins the story.The biggest question and conundrum of the entire game is completely nullified and castrated by the fact that these fuckers somehow went out into space without being wiped out.>>563870649It's just gonna be a variant of Mass Effect at this point.
>>563870641Yeah, she'll take some samples alright.
>>563870896
>>563870869>Endfield unironically ruins the story.That's because it's a retarded cashgrab made for Genshitters and not an Arknights game with thought put into it. The sooner it dies the sooner we'll all be happier.
>>563870016On one hand a society that isnt even at the moon much less spacefaring has 0 chance whatsoever, on the other we can hide indefinitely thanks to the starpod. It'd be a shame if somebody broke it.
>>563870302The elusive "this is public healtcare man I'm not paid enough to tell you more than shit's fucked"
>>563871173Wew
>>563870452>I dunno where it came from... But they say if you mix a little of yourself into a cake, then whoever eats it will go crazy for you. Sounds... sick, right? Wait, Doctor don't run away! I didn't put anything weird in this birthday cake, I swear.Mizuki treats bodies very differently than most, it's a habit from his physiology.
>>563871274Did Mizuki fucking cum in the cake embryo?
>>563870869It doesn't ruin anything, we don't have the full picture. We don't know what happened, how it happened and why it happened.It'll make sense when they get closer to the heart of the matter and start dropping more lore about Terra in Endfield or lore about Talos in Arknights. Nobody has made a single coherent argument against it too, you're just told to hate it because some retarded tourist from a hoyo general loved the inter-game rivalries and decided it'd be perfect for this thread too.Plus this franchise isn't a stranger to waiting years for answers to lore questions too. Just have to wait and see how the story unfolds for the people that actually like and enjoy Arknights story, not idiots that are only interested in shitposting.
the nian bean will be extinct soon
>>563871389exactly
KJERA FUCKING DIED>actually she just went to sleepKJERA FUCKING DIED SLEEPING IS THE FERANMUT EQUIVALENT OF DEATH TO THEM
>>563871391Feck off bitchIt’s like Star War situation when the sequel is so shit people don’t give damn about what happened in between anymore
>>563871596Yeah but they don't die when they are killed so it's whatever
>>563871391>It doesn't ruin anything, we don't have the full picture. We don't know what happened, how it happened and why it happened.It wipes out any mystery and the greatest question and threat the series has offered us so far.If we can go into space, that means the Observers aren't Observing us anymore, and it's fine.>It'll make sense when they get closer to the heart of the matter and start dropping more lore about Terra in Endfield or lore about Talos in Arknights. Nobody has made a single coherent argument against it too, you're just told to hate it because some retarded tourist from a hoyo general loved the inter-game rivalries and decided it'd be perfect for this thread too.Complete non-arguments made from a position of sunk-cost fallacy and being a toxic fan.>Plus this franchise isn't a stranger to waiting years for answers to lore questions too.We already got answers because Endfield came out. That's the problem.They introduced existential, ontological threats to the entire world in-game, and then proceeded to neuter that threat by producing a sequel where the problem has obviously already been neutralized to some degree.It's shit.It's trash.It's stupid.And you are too much of a fan, unwilling to face the truth.
>>563870869>somehow went out into space without being wiped outThey used a portal instead of a real spaceship launch. It literally doesn't count.
>>563871596She's fine anon. It's not even that she's old, she just hasn't slept in a few hundred or more years
>>563871489Guess I'll have to work on repopulation...https://litter.catbox.moe/e5tcxs1m6ylz4yzg.png
>>563870869Nah it’s a copy of three body problem Another chinks story with game theory and ayys being aggressive fuckheads
Do you think she's like Cantabile and just puts up with me hitting her or
>>563871692So how did they avoid getting COLLAPSED
>Collab with Endfield>Endfield gets Dusk and/or Nian>Arknights gets ArdashirWould you roll?
>>563871692Bro, your Lone Trail?
>>563871842Nah he looks like some boring shit
>>563871795>Nah it’s a copy of three body problem How so?I haven't read it, but I've gained enough osmotic information to know the ayy lmaos are sending some magic particles to fuck up humanity's advanced physics research, while they slowly make their way to our planet with ordinary space ships.Hardly equivalent to just having a light show up and wipe everyone out.
>>563871851Yes, I know. They didn't fly out that way.
Operators who vaguepost
>>563871842Who the fuck is Ardashir?
>>563871767I can't believe this gave me a boner
>>563871950Heh, if only you knew about his true powers
>>563871676He's too retarded to realize that all of RI goal have been accomplish in endfield, sarkaz racism ended, infected is no longer ostracize, originium is under endfield/RI control and seemingly racial harmony between nations and more i can't think offLiterally everything RI has been fighting in AK has been accomplished and this nigger keeps saying "its not about the destination, its about the journey blah blah blah" shit bro what's the point of the journey when we literally just spoiled ourselves the fucking ending?
>>563872019Oh boy more holdingbacknights
>>563872002Doro
>>563872119Well that's even worse.I haven't followed Endfield at all, so if they genuinely blindly resolved all the issues we've been presented in Arknights, it's vastly worse to what I thought.They ruined the Arknights story in an effort at pushing people into Endfield? I can't think of any other game series where the plot was destroyed like this. Not even Mass Effect is this bad.
>>563872119What happened to / whats going on in terra is still a big mystery and frankly I dont care about some other planet
>>563871984>>563871816Why do you want all the answers NOW though? The game has barely been out for a few months now, they aren't gonna drop the big lorebombs this early into the game's life just like how all the babel stuff took years in this game to get to.They have to first lay the groundwork, explain the world, set up the lore and vaguepost a fuckton hinting at future developments before dropping the big lore bombs that properly explain how Terra ended up colonizing Talos-II
>Rhodes Island won by every metric, succeeding in every goal>Endministrator the successor to Originium is following both Theresa's and Priestess's ideals>this makes you incredibly angryWho or what were you rooting for?
>>563872119Damn... sounds like you might as well just quit Arknights right now and delete your account.
>>563871676>irrefutable prichad post
So who's in charge of the Kjerag military now?
>>563872335>Why do you want all the answers NOW though?What the fuck are you talking about?My primary complaint is specifically that Endfield provides us with answers to questions that the entirety of Arknights has been about.We spend years pondering these questions, trying to find solutions, wondering if it's even possible to produce an outcome that would satisfy us and our allies.Then Endfield comes out and lmao everything's resolved already :D all tension and mystery removed from Arknights :DDDDDDD
>>563871814Ascalon end this doctor, he's beating up birds
Rock felines on my mind
the conclusion of the Victoria arc was spoiled from the onset but we still had to sit through three years of that shit I thought you’d be used to it by now
>>563872372this>WAHHH I HATE ARKNIGHTS THEY RUINED THE GAME THEY RUINED THE STORY ITS ALL OVER THERES NOTHING LEFT IN HEREuninstall then you whiny bitch
Doctors always betray
>>563872602
>>563872009the fuckiest lord ameer in sargon
>>563872602fuck yeah brother
>>563872367The problem with how Endfield handles things in this way is that oripathy isn't CURED, it's just manageable. Which leads to everyone just handwaving the fact that we are still infecting people with an uncurable cancer just because they can take pills to stop it from being lethal(ignore that we see 1st hand someone cut off from the pills for a while can still easily die from oripathy).It feels like a handwave that does nothing to earn the "everything is fixed" attitude characters have toward it.
>>563872636victoria arc sucked so much dick dudeI did not want to be reminded of that
>lmao launch with issues>botted to fuck and paid shills that die off the second no one is paid>sloppa caught over a dozen timeslook just not gonna play slopfield
sex with rabbits
All of this is implying it isnt an alt timeline
Endfield is a mistake, but you guys are worrying about a nothingburger. The story is also about the journey if vague and irrelevant spoilers ruin your fun, then maybe live-service stories just aren’t for you. Talos-II being cut off from Terra means we don’t even know what’s happening on Terra during Endfield’s time period.
>>563872832you don't even play arknights so it's okaynothing of value was lost
Serious question, can Doctor's chad Precursor sperm possibly revive whatever spark is left inside Feranmut wombs?Could I bust inside Kjera in hopes of having a million children with her?
>>563871984That is just one ayy race The bigger picture is that all the superior ayys are watching the universe for potential lifeforms to destroy them in preemptive strike (one hit, like the light thing) Also search the dark forest theory So humanity best option is also hiding, trying their best not to broadcast any sign of our existence, some even suggest human should wrap our solar system into a blackhole, thus nothing can get out to attract the ayys
well oripathy is less of a disease and more of a >OH MY GOD I AM BECOMING CODE AAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHhard to find a cure for that without killing off everyone in the AU
>>563872772That's literally Perlica, and Endmin has brought up exactly that concern too. On top of this, Ardashir keeps pushing the idea that Endfield isn't as aligned with the Endmin's goals as it pretends to be.Do you play Endfield and read the story, or are your opinions from screenshots posted? I'm not sure you should be discussing this at all.
>>563872002Shining the vaguepost queen
>>563872832says a lot about how great their game must be when they STILL have to come shit up our thread
>>563872975But that's not Three Body Problem, is it?
>The story is also about the journeyCodeword for "I have no idea what I'm doing so I write fanfic slop that goes nowhere".
>>563873083Nikker! There you are!
>>563873059You know it’s a trilogy right?
>>563873083Worked for Jojo almost 40 years.
Does this mean my Uika will give off massive inspiration?
>>563872901>The story is also about the journeyThat is abysmal storytelling.If you tell the audience the ending of the story at the very start, then you've ruined the experience for them.Just imagine if LoTR started with this scene:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOnhBKPSuWACompletely ruining the entire adventure, the journey, and all the sacrifices involved, because you already knew that things were going to turn out alright.It's awful.Genuinely awful.
>>563872989Our vagueposting king also mentions the Endministrator has been betrayed and died several times by now which checks since the Endmin has woken up so many times that he's been reduced to a shadow of his former self so there's definitely some shit going on in the background.But idiots would rather bring hoyo tribalism and sperg out over how much they hate arknights, lowlight and the story instead of discussing all the genuinely cool things they could do with it.
>>563872860
go back to your general
>>563873214I don't think many people realistically want AK to be Jojo.
>>563872367>And Priestess idealsNo, we are not following any of her ideals.
>>563873198Yes, and like I said, I haven't read it.You initially referenced the Three Body Problem in a way that made no sense in the context of what I know of the series.Then you started referencing basic game theory, i.e. dark forest, and now you're suddenly talking about how it's a trilogy.You make no sense.You have no arguments.You have no basis for your posts.You seem like an LLM.
Their best option would be to call it sth else with a totally new setting instead of “Arknights” endfield Then nobody would give a damn if this is ‘sequel’ or not
>>563873438Endmin's dreamscape contains symbols of both Theresa and Priestess.
>>563872697No
>>563873315he's just like me...
>>563873295>>563872989This makes me wonder how many people in this general actually read the story and how many just skip everything and stick around just to shitpost.
Suddenly, out of nowhere
>>563873552Artist?
>>563872637>He thinks people play arknights for the story>After victoria arc fiascoI have been doing nothing but skip events and play RA and IS and waiting for the next meme gamemode
>>563873539Irrelevant. We are not following her ideals in the story. If you mean "spreading originium for greater good" then it was Doctor's ideal
>>563873614I imagine at least 40% of /akg/ are active shitposters
mmmmmmmmribs
>>563873614I imagine at least 40% of /akg/ are active coomposters
>>563872012I've been spoiled by the Dusk one.
the journey is finding out how beloved year one scrimblo raids her mom’s gun cabinet to become bimblo the cum sharter. the destination is “nothing ever happens”. the writers have never once deviated from this gameplan and to pretend otherwise is delusional
>>563872989That's my own screenshot, I'm a bit behind on the Wuling story but do play EF regrettably. It's not just Perlica and the perspective basically everyone has on oripathy is that it's no big deal, because HG decided the icky political messaging of AK was too much for general audiences and sanded it off.>>563873295The problem here is specifically that AK's story is good and EF's does a shit job of following it up. This has nothing to do with Hoyo.
>>563873625@mzk_yoru aka shikyou_yoru
>>563873686>>563873757I imagine the venn diagram of this population has a 40% overlap
>>563873789>I'm a bit behind on the Wuling story
>>563873392>final boss of the arc is a vampire>he's to powerful to actually beat to we toss him off the planet insteadhmmm
>>563873757I am a passive, liberator-type shitposter. I just read the thread until I stack enough atk and sp to unleash the very strong shitpost and get a lot of (You)s.
>>563873295So much copium You can shout all day ‘what about this part of lore’ while it’s just backstory shitAll of that mean nothing when the actual plot is just NPCs finding various dumbass reasons to suck edmin’s dick 24/7
>>563873905There's a 40% chance you're right
>>563873812Thanks
>>563873970>he readsAlready better than some people here
>>563873246Bards don't have much base ATK but it's a nice boost if you wait out the full duration. Black Tulip is for Infinite skills like Typhon S2, Thorns S3, Ulpianus S3, Skadiva S2, Logos S1, etc.
>>563873615
>>563873789>I hate this game but I play it>I'm behind on the story>I barely play it but it's bad btw>No I will not uninstall I will spend all day telling you how much I hate it and you should tooMan this general would be so good without hoyotourists like you
>fan fic slop spammingGo back to your general already, hoyotoddler wuwafag.
>>563873291>The movie series with a tradition of doing annual 10 hour rewatches to its name
Drawpilehttps://magma.com/d/icpzu8eqg9drawpipi.com
i am more angry at you guys for cannonizing ave mujica in limbus thanks to your collab
>>563873615anus plagiarism
>>563873969...haven't we already had a vampire we couldn't kill so we tossed him into Brasil?
>>563874245Just slightly out of control
>>563873961You are on the same level as a skipfag if you aren't reading the Endfield plot honestly.
>>563874245>>563873615she looks like a GFL2 dork
>>563873450Ugghh nta but i will continue, the three body problem is about some sun things that are kinda related but not really for the ayys, this is the first book and this book that proves ayss exist, the second book is where the alien invasion threat happening is called dark forest which the previous anon described the whole premptive strike so humanity needs to hide, the third book is wack but also kinda cool but the third book goes full scifi so with humans and ayss finally meet eachother but decided to do a truce. this is mostly based on my memories, its been a while since i read the book
>>563873970What other shitpost archetypes are there? Are 90 second interval ones fast redeploys?
>>563874390that's the one I was talking about
>>563874319Ambriel would only say this to make you mad so you thrust harder, she loves that movie
>>563874319It's roughly 11 hours and 20 minutes with the extended cut, excuse you.
>>563874375I smooch da vergil
Guys, I can't quite put my finger on it but it feels almost like he's replying to himself
i am still trying to do my fucking huge ass side quests in the valleybut endfield is like>here sell pure xianrite to those chuddy ass qingbo fuckersand i am kinda stuck>anon the cupriumseems like a hassale cant i just sell them valley batteries instead?dose it have to be fucking xianrite wuiling ching chong shit?
Taking Nian to watch horrible Columbian remakes of movies she likes or directed herself
>Mujica is canon btw we all love sakiko!! respect sakiko!!>AIEEEE IS THAT ENDFIELD I HATE ARKNIGHTS I HATE ARKNIGHTS I HATE ARKNIGHTS
>>563874590Well it would fucking work
>>563874685>respect sakiko!!Who says this?
Not-lowlight here, pitch me your best idea for an arknight sequel anon
>>563874528Yeah, there are also trapmasters who post spoilered images or twitter links without saying what's there, and dollkeepers who reply to themselves.
>>563873291What kind of retarded autistic take is this, stories starting in media res is a classic trope and plenty of stories pull it off extremely well.
>>563874685I hate both
>>563874654Fuck off back to your own general you blind retard, whatever help you get offered is a waste of time since you are clearly too stupid to read it if you can't even figure out where you ask your stupid questions.
>>563874527So it has absolutely fucking nothing to do with that anon said.The dark forest theory, as far as game theory goes, does not apply to anyone in any way or form, who has already signaled their existence out into the vastness of space, the way humanity has.It literally does not matter if we go silent now, when we've been sending signals into space for a good fucking century at the very least.If there is intelligent, interstellar life out there, they WILL find us, and game theoretically they will fucking end us.The only hope for humanity is that they're powerful enough to just basically enslave us by showing up and telling us they're superior aay lmaos and we now have to live according to their rules.
I legitimately wonder how many people will end up killing themselves once they start doing the Endfield Collab(s) in game and both games start exchanging charactersZero players will be lost since none of these shitposters play either game anyway
>>563874685Kill yourself, faggot. Take your off-topic trash in your dogshit general. Nobody fucking cares about your shit story and fanfic lore.
>>563874756Running a train on this bitch
>>563874675Sounds like a good time
>>563874675>someone adapting her filmsWould she love or hate this?
>>563874901They should post their doctor names to prove they play, along with profile and time stamp
>>563874782Paradox map painter set during the gaul war
/endfield/i
>>563874816feralmutt
>>563874926>>563874980well I pictured taking her to watch like The Departed (2006) or something
>>563874901Nobody cares, it’s literally the same kind of collab as Ex Astris and Popucum. It’s low-effort slop for a slop game that just sucks us off for relevancy.
>>563874809Not a single story written like Arknights or LoTR pulls it of in any way or form.Every single story that has the state before the ending revealed is WRITTEN ENTIRELY AROUND THAT SCENE.Neither Arknights nor LoTR were written in that way, so the sudden reveal of the scene in question ruins the story.Thus, referring to LoTR is entirely correct.You absolutely have to write your entire story around that single reveal provided at the start, if you are going to write a story where it factually is revealed. Any story of this sort basically spirals around that reveal at the start, which, again, Arknights has not done in any way or form.
>>563874782Just a different game for each country, release them slowly but surely and make sure they're polished.>Columbia - City sim>Siracusa - notMafia>Iberia - notSouls>Sargon - notUnchartedEtc.
>>563874861extinction is preferable
I think it'd be cute if the collab was Arknights sending timecapsules to Endfielders
>>563874782Just make a catastrophe messenger hack n slash that takes place during arknights not after. If lowlight asks tell him he can put Angelina in it.
>>563875115Any shitty movie can be fun if you watch it with friends. Hell the really bad ones are actually more fun
>>563874901As long as arknight core model stays intact I dont give a shit In fact, more people seem to enjoy arknight more after trying it out via playing EndfieldI’m only curious about how HG will salvage that game at this pointTo throughly fix it means they have to redone most of the game so lmao
Arknights Retracing Our Steps?
>>563874901I will simply not redeem any of the Endfield items they give us and keep treating it as not canon.
>>563874861They'll take one good look and either glass the planet to strip mine it or decide it's not worth their time to do anything at all
>>563875379hmmmmm nyo.
>>563875079>>563875158>>563875235Rejected, not live service mobile game
>>563875410Woman behavior
Do people who complain that knowing the story’s outcome ruins it not rewatch movies, anime, or reread things they like?
>>563875458this is a woman general if you haven’t noticed yet
Does Paralter's S1 and S3 actually do anything or is her S2 simply too good?
>>563874528>>563874808>Phantom is the strongest shitposter, he shitposts as both FRD and Dollkeeper
>>563874861Yes, the dark forest can only apply if each civ are equal technology wise, the lumberjacks are definitely not.I do not believe lowlight have the balls to actually make terra lose however, at best doctor will be sacrificed to save terra, at worst priestess sacrifice herself for terra (LMAO) because she admits terra is the continuation of the human race or some bullshitIt's going to suck for sure, im already feeling HI3 vibes from the story, especially moon arc vibes, the ending will definitely disappoint, the endgame enemy is too retardedly powerful.Amiya should've been the endgame enemy, Demon King Amiya is a better final boss than priestess/lumberjacks
>>563875537Why would I watch or read something I already finished?
>>563875679Cause it's fun
>>563875093Do you also think about having children looking at her?
>>563875598her s1 has some theoretically interesting applications but they’ve been fucking push memes so I dunno if anyone’s done anything with its3 is a good nuke. you should have like 50 of those
Endfield actual story is just shit, especially when compared to Arknights,end of discussion If you disagree you’re a paid shill, simple as that
>>563875745And if it sin't?
>>563875561The way they always whine like a bitch, plus the supposed "crying" that happens when they read has made it very apparent
>>563875598S3 is one of the best if not the best aoe arts nuke in the game. For now
I looked at Penance and knew she needed to have children
>>563875813Well watch something else.
>>563875813It means that you've watched something bad
Dicking down Lappy's daddy issues
>>563875746hmmm nyo I have hyperosmia
Why won’t priestess start her own breeding program, using her womb of course, if she wants actual human that much
>>563875872Well she adopted one
Impressive how 1-2 Endshitters can turn the thread into a dumpster fire like /end/
>>563875817the obsession with rape too
>>563876079It wouldve been funny if they had matching skins
>>563876173Rape is like top 3 most popular male fetish alongside incest if you look at any porn site
>>563875561This is a heterosexual general
What's a current akg approved anime I can pick up and watch
>>563876546Dungeon meshi
>>563876546Akagi because we love Pon
>>563876546Baccano
>>563876546Nichijou
>>563876092I don't remember seeing the kid in pasta2, did she ever show up again?
>>563876546Arknights
>>563876546Tensura's 4th season is airing right now
>>563876546MarriageToxin
>>563876546Boku no Piku :DDD
>see fanart>5 years agoOh... it doesnt feel like that long ago
>>563875450Catastrophe messenger MMO could totally work, catastrophe messengers are totally the kind of people to go around the world doing quests and fighting all the local fauna/banditsToo bad MMOs are a dead genre
>>563876620>>563876685You guys are my niggas
>>563876794SNIFF
>>563876160Nah, 80% of /end/ are posts crying about censorship and people pretending Endfield isnt a gooner gacha
>>563876754Here's some fresh fanart for you fellow newbro
>>563876546MyGO and Ave Mujica!
>>563876546MADHOUSE's Memories anthology is couple of solid sci-fi stories. I think Magnetic Rose, the first one, would be /akg/'s taste
>>563876951take me back
>>563876989Oh yeah, those hand drawn animation is pure sexThe digital anime cant be compared
>>563876986Kinda big
>>563876546Jin-roh
>>563876989been on my list since forever
>>563876546Lain
>>563876546Kengan Ashura
>>563875998
Stop making me laugh it hurts so much
>>563876546Dai Guard
>>563876583>>563876986>>563876691Hey these are actually arknights related, you guys are cool
>>563876546Ghost in the Shell SAC
>>563875151Phenomenal backpedaling anon. Reading your post one might think you forgot about in media res as a storytelling technique. I accept your concession.
>>563868348Zumama is so unbelievably pretty
>>563877642What the fuck are you on about?Take your meds.
>>563877786
>>563875151Some of you are not only stupid but also miserable, and that combination doesn’t go well together, like oil and water. Jesus christ, how can you even enjoy media with this mindset.
>>563877938I am intellectually superior to (You), and I in fact do not enjoy most media, as most media is made to appeal to individuals of a lesser intellect, i.e. (You).That's all there is to it.You are stupid.You enjoy media made for stupid people,I am not stupid.I do not enjoy media made for stupid people.Shocking, isn't it?
Una siracusana
>>563878124Why are you here then?
>>563877857I'm not the one who forgot about an incredibly common storytelling technique, wrote a massive schizopost about how all stories that do that are bad, and then got massively bootyblasted when called out. Maybe learn to accept when you are wrong next time? It works better than digging in your heels and making yourself look like a retard.
>>563875872... I think you're a poor judge of character
I just wanted to spark W but somehow ended up with a maxpot SilverAsh2, is this nibba any good?
>>563878216>sloppaNo thanks
>>563878251That's beyond your comprehension, as you're simply too stupid to understand how someone on my level thinks and reacts and exists.
>>563878291no
>>563878291No he's awful don't raise him he's a total brick
>>563878298/akg/ is pro-AI generated art. Get with the program.
>>563878291Bricked
>>563878327You know this larp is really cringe, and you’re going to feel really embarrassed if you remember it in a few years?
>>563876546Yofukashi no Uta
>>563878256That's a significant amount of projection you're doing there.Nobody, except yourself, is upset.I reiterate: nobody, except yourself, is upset.
>>563878385go back to slopfield
>>563877642He's right you fucking retard, Most good movies that shows their ending as the first scene are literally written based on the fact they are going to pay off that scene, have you fuckers here never seen fight club?
>>563878347>>563878369>>563878407Well fug. Got the roach at least. That potato-peeling skin of hers is so good.
>>563878385we draw here
>>563878512...Anon? Rule 1?
>>563878512His claim was that there were no stories that use in media res and are good. Every single thing he said in his post was him conceding my point and moving the goalposts to try and save face. He forgot that in media res existed and made himself look like a total retard.
>>563878385
>>563878423nta but I used to roleplay online and even the cringe I feel now is a fond memory
>>563878667Fuck the rules>>563878683Please reread his sentence, please anon i beg you.
>>563868223And Tomimi
>>563878547Don't believe those shitposters... Look up SA2 showcases.
>>563878385End yourself in a field endfag
>>563878849>Please reread his sentence, please anon i beg you.You're the one who needs to read. >>563874809>If you tell the audience the ending of the story at the very start, then you've ruined the experience for them.Guy has absolutely no idea what the fuck he's talking about and deserves to be laughed out of the thread.
>>563878873And Gavial
>>563878873Smooch snakes and ___ crocs.Help me out here, /akg/.
let's larp together akg...
>>563873615Holy it's JPs most popular operator!
>>563879000
>>563878996>>563878849Fuck lmao I got the link wrong. >>563873291
>>563879024>both
>>563878505>>563878970Arknights has more AI-generated art than Endfield, so not sure why you're going offtopic and bringing that game up here. Please keep Endfield discussion contained to /end/.
>>563879024Spank?
>>563879024...I think it was cum in crocs?
I roleplay as a severely retarded /akg/ poster.>call me retarded>it was just my persona
Newbab here I got blemishine'd by top operator recruiting Why is she a memeShould i bother with her? I have saria
>>563879341speak for yourself I'm the real deal
>>563879341So, you RP as a Priestessfag?
>>563879310fat
>>563879394BLEMISH CLAIMS ANOTHER
>>563878423No, you retard.That larp of mine was entirely just an attempt at appearing stupid, cringe, and prosocial in some way, instead of just telling him to kill himself.I'm not as autistic as you obviously are, considering this post.
I think Lappy's problem is that she hasn't gotten enough cock. That explains all her behavioral problems. I'm a Doctor, I know these things.
>>563879394Just raise Saria, she's a meme because of the story which is a pretty good read
AAAIIIIEEE THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PRAM NYOOOOOOO
>>563879394the tl;dr is that even when she came out she was a solution in search of a problem, she had some neat things in her kit with sleep memes but there just was never really a need for that so she turned into a meme. nowadays in addition to all that she's pretty heavily powercrept as well, with the recent joke being that the frozen blue box Pram's S2 generates is tankier than blemi
>>563879394She can't do anything without a target to hit so Saria is way better.
>>563879527Permanent account upgrade.
>>563879454And how do you propose she fixes this? No sane man is going to fuck Lappy.
>>563879527Ice is just cold water after all. Or something like that.
>>563879527Oh fugSnegs
>>563879527>saw 6* bag and got excitedyou cant be doing this to yourself, its not over till its over
>>563879630I volunteer. For purely pharmaceutical reasons.
>>563879794You are a brave man, anon.
>>563879394One of the best sfx in the game
>>563879590More accurate to call those Curoa and Walter's summons Blemishines
>>563879929Just doing my job.
NOOOOOO, I'M A HETEROSEXUAL MALE GO AWAAAAAAY
>>563880072Rip this guys asshole
>>563880072AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
Heterosexual males like cool dudes with swords, it is a fact
>No sane man is going to fuck Lappy.Why are there so many faggots here
>>563880072Not anymore
>>563880072That's not up to you
>>563880150Everyone knows heterosexual males love swordfighting with their bros.
>>563880173You’re utterly deranged if you would, the sane man would fuck Texas
>>563880004Or Blemishes, if you will
Why would I fuck this boring mutt when there's a really sexy woman around?
>>563880072You're even being shamed by them homoGOD
>>563880072>matterhorn and midnight tooyeah right fag magnet
>>563880150Heterosexual males also love femboys
>>563880543Kek
>>563880072He is Docsexual. You will be turned into a Femdoc.
>>563880543>humiliation captions for pullswhat the fuck
>>563880543Matterhorn would definitely be saying "based"
>>563880543gitano... forgotten...
>>563880771
>>563881026
>>563881151Pribro...
>>563881151That is the whackest shit I've ever heard in my life. Does NOT compute.
After messing around a bit, Pram’s skill 2 alone should have made her the limited. SAlt is decent and all but they really went overboard with Pram for some reason. Feels like they wanted her to be the limited but I guess SA is more popular so they went with him.
>>563881371hey friston replay that video file of your daughter's marriage we recovered another ten thousand times
>>563881648Bropipi, SA is second coming of Ines, his kit is absolutely limited tier
>>563881648A character's strength should not dictate their limited status. Ines, Mon3tr, Ulpianus, Mlynar, Logos, etc. are not limited.
>>563881268shes so damn smug why does nobody talk about her for an alt. wasn't she relevant in is4
>>5638817914*
>>563881791I forgot she existed
Stream announcement today
>>563881791>she relevant in is4That's like saying Iris was relevant in IS2, or Zuo for IS6 (I think he was in that intro thing)People barely look at 4*'s for alts
>>563881785So then what should dictate limited?
>>563882030Sadly we already know who is gonna be playable so the excitement for the stream is lower than it could've been.
I don’t get what PramAlt does. When I look at other players using her she just sits there looking pretty? The ice blocks might make her better than Lin I guess but I have never seen it needed in co-op.
Perfumer alt flopped so hard people don't want anymore 4* alts..
SA deserves to be in his own tier. Went from struggling with IS6 to effortlessly clearing by freeze stalling everything.
>>563882068Whether employees at HG like them or not.
>>563881648Does it really matter who’s the limited unit? The non limited will not get a solo banner rerun so it’s better to pull on the limited banner even if you don’t care about the limited unit right?
>>563882198I want a cool alt like cutter or leaf, perfumer didnt need one
>>563882125Use her and find out?
>>563882198Nyo...I want Scavenger alt wearing another skintight bodysuit...
Mlynar alt will be limited by the way
>>563882403Limited mobility. Unc is like 100 years old
>>563882125Yeah, just park the bus and look at shit die
>>563882247Gooma already trivialized IS6
>>563882112I'm still excited, it's ben a long time coming
Enciodes is so handsome
>>563882510I didnt get her but wow
Bros, why can't HG be like this? It's not fair.
>>563882510I wish we had a way like this for IS3.. I just want to unlock A16 fun time..
>>563882510Wait have I been using the wrong skill all this time
>>563882510I don't recall either gooma having a infinite skill
>>563882403>Another limited male that’s not a Sui after SAltGive up, other other male is popular enough for HG to justify it
>>563882669Nyot really. Any skill is fine to humiliate Yi with Gooma>>563882704S1...
>>563882334what's the summon on the left of your deployment bar? is that a stage mechanic? I don't recognize it
>>563882651I'm struggle bussing bros. I'm still in A5 and trying to climb
[SAD NEWS] New Half anni will be in Sargon and the limited operator will be Ardashir[/Ardashir]
>>563882718English?
>>563882843what's a sarkaz doing in sargon
>>563881671Listen, the dude already sounds like A.M.. You're gonna be the inductory one into his Torment Nexus™ if you keep it up.
>>563882818Same I'm still pretty low on it, a lot of the time runs end before the boss anyway.. I just want an easy climbing method to unlock A16 where we get all the nice QoL like rejection cleansing.
>>563882843FUARK
>>563882334Things are dead before they get into her range
>>563876546Black Channel
Every time I see Shu in a coop picture she's eating something
>>563881648I agree but for the opposite reasonSAlt's kit is so loaded, it's awful that he's the limited and players after this banner leaves won't have any way to get himDMG always gets powercrep by MOREDMG, so Pram in a few months will go down in people's newest flavor of damage like some operators did (Degen for exemple) but SAlt's kit is just broken utility boken utility boken utilityIt's the same level of "feels bad" as Yu.
>>563883105She's a snacker
>>563882783>is that a stage mechanic? I don't recognize itYeah, 30s camouflage
Saileach has the same DP and fragile as SAlt but they don't want you to know that
>>563882843>they called me *generic slavic name*Wow, brilliant
>>563883105And I do mean every time
>>563882857Oops meant to say no other male is popular enough. SilverAsh has the “being a launch unit” buff in addition to being liked by men and women. There is a reason why he’s the one male op in the April Fools event this year even though Ulpipi and Uncle would have been comedy gold
>>563882913Uh he is a snek achtually
>>563883136Already happened. Wang is more consistent damage, more DPS in the short term if you prepare a nuke, more DPS in the long term, more RES ignore, safer and more flexible. Which is impressive, since that's everything you did for Pram lol
why is there a relic that gives your ranged ops camouflage?
>>563883735Because that's pretty good?
>>563883735Sometimes they want to let the player win
>>563883735fincatcher shawl is the most broken shit ever made and there's a reason it doesn't feature in any other IS
>>563883735It's an insanely strong relic to the point it got nuked after is3. If you need a reason, it's because they had to make emergency A15 out of control clearable by normal humans somehow.
>>563883735I blame OoC
>>563883136>It's the same level of "feels bad" as Yu.a fancy kit with no legs
>>563883915>leave IS9 OOC to me.
I just matched with some lvl 60 guy that was running supportive squad and sakiko s1He did spend the entire match manually shooting it every second or soIt was surprisingly good but I think he might be insane
>>563883960A kit that provides something that is generally considered very good, and if you miss you can't get anywhere else currently in the game
>>563883413Didn't Ulpipi also appear this april fools? Unless you mean the icons and meme art in which case yeah fair, those all are of launch character themed anyways. I count W2 since wanted to sell the meme skin but for W1 it wouldn't see as much use kitwise.
>>563884057Read Sakiko S1 please
>>563884057Uhhh bro? Sakiko S1 shoots by itself when it reaches 2 charges
>>563884057Anon....
>>563884057This is some good quality bait, I'm impressed
>>563884057sakiko gets auto skill activation for no reason. i wish i could make my skills auto activate but only the mentally ill lesbian gets it
>>563883136>>563883650So is it safe to assume after arguments about who was at the top of the tier list since people were saying Wis got powercrept by Exu2 and Tragodia they decided to try a broken support with SAlt so he won’t get easily powercrept but after seeing his fans whine that he doesn’t auto delete everything, they went back to beatstick kits?
>>563883915>>563884005>IS3 had OoC>IS6 has OoC>IS9...Call Cannot because I'm going All In on patternfagging.
Enchanting Prammith Wammith with Necrosis/Burn is so fucking funny it's like a 20 tile range Ascalon
>>563883735But she's an opposite of relic?
>>563884407Now I want to try this.
>>563884313Who knows, maybe, but as far as I know they have operators and their base kits/ideas MONTHS before release, and by months I mean like a fucking yearSure they can correct things here and there between limiteds, but the core idea of the operator is already there
>>563884313No, not really. Seeing as SA2 wasn't emergency buffed because it was rather obvious to any observer with a brain that it was a handful of deranged yumes rather than any widespread controversy, I don't see why that would influence their design choices for future kits. If you want a theory, as you said, DPS is far easier to powercreep than utility, which tends to stick around for years. It's probably not good to start powercreeping the util operators who have been around since launch.
>>563884407Giving people frostburn in coop was fun, but the Yu cycle is kinda slow. Arturia can spam her S2 so I think I might try that next
>>563884762the skill cycle is only 30 seconds with supportive
>>563884407>necrosis snowit's him
>>563882125https://files.catbox.moe/5ig89v.mp4
Tomimi Tailjob
>>563884842Yeah I meant on normal maps
>>563882125She pisses all over the floor
why do they keep humiliating blemishine with non-deployment limit summons stronger than her
>bl*mish
>>563885259Blemi humiliation is funny. She's like Siege except we only pretend to hate her
>>563884853Collapsal elememe will be its own snowflake element
Im getting so many more clues from friends now that they added the quick gift button, wtf were people doing beforehand that I didnt end up with any.
>>563885038How?
>>563885461Giving it to the same 5 people over and over
>>563885461actually how is the clue giving order sorted? i remember sometimes the guy who gave me a clue would be like 3 pages down and the second page had dudes who never sent shit.
>>563885560it's too fat to maneuver effectively so she has to use her hands to wrap it around which really just ends up squeezing and crushing the shit out of your cock and it's an unpleasant experience the whole way through that you have to silently put up with because she was very enthused with the idea
>>563885461Probably just not engaging with clues at all because they were annoying. I know several of my friends were just not opening the page.
>>563885461I'm the other way around, I'm not getting any clues any more. I used to get 3x as many as I would give for whatever reason and now I receive literally none even though I'm giving all my clues away
>>563885686That's me
>>563885703i wonder if there's name priority or something for the list
I don't wanna do coop...
what the fuck silverashi already gave you four of these pieces of shit. I'M OUT OF FUCKING ALLOY
I’ve max pot SAlt and now I can select a unit. The only limited I don’t have is roach. Should I get her? I’m not particularly fond of her and she’s not as meta anymore anyways
>>563885894yeah me neither, it's scary
>>563886069 My sworn ally... I'm still hungry.
>>563886129Fat fuck
>>563886094Theres no inherit gain from just owning an op if you're not going to raise them. Just get another SAlt for gold certs as that'll actually be worth something if you don't want other pots
>>563885894>>563886105Now kiss and do coop together
>>563885894You can just make a fresh new account and play with yourself. That’s what I did.
>>563886094Get a pot for Arturia as a protest vote. FUCK Wuh.
>>563886094it's either roach or a dupe. i would kill myself if i sparked a dupe
>>563885894Just don't. Fuck it, who cares. I haven't touched it because I don't think Icebreaker is very fun and the rewards are on par with Endfield's !!RICH REWARDS!! anyway.
>>563886293But then I would have two bad players on my team.
>>563885894why
>>563886069My sworn alloy
Can you guys post your activity rooms? I need some inspiration...
>>563886343Nta but I bought caster leizi from the gold cert shop once because I wanted her -dp pot.
>>563886105What scares you? If it's getting namedropped then play with randoms. If it's looking bad or losing stages, no one cares bro we all fuck up plus you can play with us and we can all get a kick out of it. If it's both then idk but good luck.
>>563886603If I had to put it into words, it's not how I like playing the game. I like barely winning maps. I like going into a map with an intentionally underpowered roster with maybe 1 or 2 six stars, losing a bunch as I learn the stage, then clearing it by the skin of my teeth.I can't do that in coop. If I try that in coop I am an asshole and am wasting my partner's time. I feel pressured to show up with my full meta team already knowing the map and what to do, and I don't like that. I like treating the game like a puzzle game, I like solving the map bit by bit, and I don't get that from coop.
>>563886896What scares me is the inherent ontological insecurity in my uncertain schizo existence, where even a basic human interaction through pseudo-anonymous online connection makes me feel like the other person is invading, infesting, and replacing my own existence in a way that causes an imminent, visceral, stress-fear reaction.It feels like I'm being physically attacked and endangered, which is made all the worse by the fact that I can't take an axe to the person attacking me because>they don't deserve it>it's just online so I can't kill them anywayIt would be all fine and dandy if I could cut the other person into pieces, like I feel like I should do, but because that's not a viable option, I just end up suffering and being afraid instead.
napping after raping an operator
Pashas are a standardless class, with the ugly Granny and homo snake.
Rapping after naping an operator
>>563872860Sex with this Cautus in particular.
>>563887241
My soulmate...
>>563886912You dont need full meta just understand the stage. I have seen multiple people using ops like Ashlock, Nearl, Wulfenite, Utage, etc. and we won without me having to carry because they knew what they were doing.
>>563887241Meds. Or maybe less meds
>>563887241Axe all Lappfags
Literally every stage in this event is a free win except Jonkler, gramophones and boats where your partner can and likely will hinder you
>>563887653Meds are just major tranquilizers. They don't do anything to fix any of this. They just stop you from being a nuisance to other people.
>>563887653No one should use medics, Shu is enough
>>563886912Even if the other player is perfectly fine with doing the map your way even through several attempts? I say it because while I just run memes like full SAlt spam/(class)knights/AH/etc, I've played in /akg/ with a few nichefags and low end anons. We got folded a bunch, but it was fun because just barely squeaking out a win is really satisfying and every clear got us closer. I'm sure other anons would be happy to go along with your playstyle, hell I'd do it as well, trying new things is fun. Regardless of what you do, I get what you mean and wish you the best nonetheless. Just saying that you might be able to still play that way if you haven't yet tried it with us.
>>563887802/akg/ is full of jobbers
>>563887628I guess that's another problem. I don't understand the stages. Most of the stages here are using mechanics from events I haven't played. I don't know the enemies, I don't know the mechanics, I'm completely clueless there. So that's the opposite of reassuring for me, that just makes it worse.
>>563887913Dr.A is but not me
>>563888004Dr. A is full of jobbers?
Lappland gaming
>>563887802>I just run memes like metasquad/(class)knights/metasquad
>>563872860>>563887392
>>563887943That's no fault of your own, don't blame yourself. There's a ton of events and mechanics you won't get without having played them first. If you don't get a coop stage's gimmick and enemies, ask here and we can give you a quick rundown of everything about it.
>mastery finishedYayGotta get confusion on her in IS for S1 now, seems fun
A Kal'tsit and Closure anniversary is like vanilla ice cream. Like it's fine and you'll enjoy consuming it, but it's nothing special and just kinda basic. At least add some nice syrup...
>>563888004Leizifag catching strays again
>>563887943I had to get anons to explain Anastasio stage to me but I got a concise version of it and I managed after that
oh right that's what I was supposed to be doing for the past hour
>>563888304>food analogydo columbians really
>>563888378>Exacerbated MasturbationI'm becoming kin...
>>563888459UOOH IM KINNING
>>563888459WE
>>563888304I’m more interested in who the welfare is and whether they will be Gladiia tier or not
>>563888546Charger vanguard is the best I can do
>>563888546it'll be skymedic kal the banner is of course limited tal standard closure
>>563888546>welfareAstesia obviously
>>563888546Ch4n and Vigil tier
At least /akg/ has stopped denying kal alt and closure. No more "lol lmao" replies or cope about the leaks.
What do we even think the strategist vanguard module effect could be? I honestly struggle to think what they could put on there.They're not supposed to be a combat subclass, so stat boosts don't really make sense. But their trait doesn't do anything at all, it's like guardian defenders where the trait just tells you what their skill does. But interacting with the skill is dangerous because they're already crazy good as it is. I mean, +0.1 SP/s would work, but holy hell it would be powerful.
>>563888885>leaksThere literally haven't been any. You just started saying that there were
>>563884407>an excuse to deploy Virtuosanyes!
>>563888885I mean the acrylic leak isn't necessarily real. It probably is, but someone with an acrylic printer can probably fake it and just copy earlier years packaging, especially when we already had the logo. Still probably real but you should probably not treat it as 100% in case you disappoint yourself.
>>563888885I dont think it will 100% happen but its fun to imagine I guess
>>563888787
>>563888885My leaks say it's going to be Talulah so yours must be wrong
Post actual leaks
>>563889430>pissmontis.gif
>>563888348Keep this image saved because you're fighting Anastasio again twice in the next three months
>>563889430
>>563889430There haven't been any, all our leakers are dead
>>563889486>twiceWhen's the second time? I know we're getting Thorns2 rerun but what's the second?
>>563888998I'm thinking something that interacts with their nature of speeding some operator/class deployment like>After deployment, the next deployed operator gains 5~10% shelter
One of these years HG should leak fake banners and actually surprise us during streams
>>563889013What about this?
>>563889585>there will be people who believe them and get btfo'd
>>563889567We got a leak that Nasti releases on May 21st.
>>563889658Kal couldn't even rest two chapters... two chapters man
>>563889685I'll do you one better>there will be people who believe them, get btfo'd, then when they do another fake leak next time they'll believe it again because the leaks are never wrong
>>563889658This could be closure pestering kal about monhun and not the anni pv
>>563888513WUZ
>>563889568
>>563889658I don't know enough about the devs to say that is or isn't their office.
>>563889902Closure was very sad when she heard she wasn't going to be able to milk the playerbase with a limited skin batch.
>>563889786Just like Victoria
>>563890071Oh boy oh boyI still think the first half of the fight is way hardert han the jonkler
>>563890071>dude, what if TFN but like, with IS and RA bosses?They're completely out of ideas
I'm just saying if they bring kaltsit back, there isa 0% chance she's in her old outfit like nothing happened
What the fuck is living cells? Also, any recommended path for upgrading this? I remember hearing Mind over Matter squad was good
>>563890087the PVs are outsourced, it wouldn't be their office anyways. >>563890221Rush Mind over Matter branch, you want the survivor contract unlocked because it's braindead and strong as fuck. Living cells is the currency to unlock the battlepass levels, it makes it take less time.
>>563890071>Tytus for some reason and croc champion at home>the IS lootbag special>jonkler brings his pets to work day>Leithanian rock concert
>>563890221>What the fuck is living cells?you're made of them dummy
>>563890221The points you get from clears, that increases the BP(?) that you get the rewards from
>>563890221>What the fuck is living cells?Prequel to dead cells
>>563889585They should do this, not only for the chaos but to gauge what the community actually wants for once
>>563890327>>563890410Oh, duh. Dunno why I didn't think about that.What about pic related, is this good? Does losing objective shield cost you light, or is it only when you lose real life that light goes down?>>563890389>you're made of them dummyAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE I'M GONNA KIIIIIINNNNNNNN
>>563890210nobody played RA so it's basically new content
>>563890629Trvth
>>563890629Shit man, I couldn't even stick with it long enough to set up the glow stick farm to cheese the rewards in baby mode.
>>563890221Living Cells is the IS3 pass currency. Every 200 you get one Subjective Imagination, which are points used to unlock the IS3 skill tree stuff. Mind over Matter fully buffed gives you Survivor Contract which reads>A random op at the start of battle gets +20% ATK/DEF, and an extra +20% ATK/DEF for every battle cleared.Which leads to funny results. I would get the upgrade that lets you reroll Rejections first though, and the main middle path which unlock more new nodes. Resource Allocation for Emergench Dispatch is core in particular, lets you remove Rejections.
>>563890629i MURDERED the croc priestess with my own weedy/ch'en stunbox. and i'll do it again
I’m retarded, what’s the best way to use SAlt in IS6? Trying to beat third ending for Raidian’s mod
>>563890603(We) want a croc
>>563890606Only losing real life costs you light. It's why also the floor 2 bonus start that gives you 3 shields is really good, it's a nice safety net.
>>563890071They couldn't keep doing old CC yet they keep revisiting this turd of an event.
>>563890864You've gotta figure it out. I like s3 because it makes everything easier when you can deploy your sakiko in two seconds, but if you have lightning rod or the auto skill activation tongbao, s2's going to be going off at all times and your entire squad will cost 0 dp. I think s2 provides larger benefits on longer stages, imo, due to more sustained DP generation. s3 makes the normal shorter stages far easier to manage and getting free deployable fragile is strong, even though gnosis overwrites it.
>>563891130Trials is fun
>>563890629Not true, me and the three other guys cleared it.
>>563891604>t. only cleared it for the h scenes
>>563891428NTA but I don’t like playing the same stage over and over. They should do something similar to the main story so you can just one and done.
>>563891709Thanks a lot for the reminder... Now I have to coom to Manticore again.
>>563891709>he didn't unlock the manticore tail scenebricked
>>563890603>>563889585The funniest thing they could do is have a poll for who gets an alt for 4*, 5* and then 6*. In order to show they actually go through with making themIt would be like smash bros voting on crack. The sheer chaos that would cause would go down in history
>>563891428>bro, here's this stage you've beaten already>except this time, get this, you have to beat it with 3 deadweights and a shitty squad bonus instead!>and then do it again!Peak dopamine
Whats the difference between fire in the sand and tales within the sand storywise? And where can I read them without having to beat the mode?
>>563891949The custom squads and Closure's gift add some variety to it, but I couldnt be assed to play TN-4 last time
>>563891969there's two listings besides the original RA1 run for some reason because i think the expansions were named differently. the original RA1 run is inaccessible just like IS1
>>563891604Yeah, me
>>563891758>regional voting >JP keeps voting for Myrtle
>>563892378As it should be
>>563892378Weird way to spell Poncirus
>>563891969RA1 was combined into RA2, that's why a lot of people hate RA2 since a lot of the early story is the RA1 stuff so they felt it's the same. That said I wonder if RA3 would do the same or if it will be it's own thing/sequel
>>563891758>>563892378>>563892606>The poncirus and firewhistle civil wars in JP divides the country
>>563892637RA has story?
>>563892718Just do both
>>563892312>ok*cums*
>>563892718We could have both
>>563892729>he didn't get his sargonpipis happy ending group photo
>>563891758Femcel bots would just pick Totter, Tequila, and Thorns
>>563892874Wait but if everyone is there, who is taking the picture?
>>563892975>he doesnt know
>>563892816
>>563892874Yeah, I don't even have Kestrel. Hadiya mentioned her in a voice line and it took me a second to remember who the hell that was.
>>563892975No one knows, it's never stated because no one read RA
now imagine a group photo with jessica, jesselton and woodrow in columbia RA3
>>563893141It's okay kestrel is basically a hyperlimited
>>563891969>Whats the difference between fire in the sand and tales within the sand storywise?Fire in the sand takes the PoV of random refugees as Manticore tries to help them live peacefully until Passenger bait them into uprising against the pasha and being killed while tales is Doc and co helping settlers more successfully.
Bwos I finally cleared facing souls. Walter carried me hard during that fremont fight...
Your wife
>>563893228I also don't have Flamebringer. I have him unlocked but I'm not looking to pollute my roster with yet another crappy male operator I'm never going to build.
>>563892975I don't actually remember
>>563892975>>563893512Doctor
>>563893436s, now ignited
Regional exclusive operators, who do CN JP and EN get?
>>563893606ch’4n2nninkajesselton
>>563893606Sui(True)MioHung alt
Deggy has a broken shoulder to fix for one... but this event has me thonking more than usual what to put in their bubbles.>>563893436... Is a wolf who rates movies online critically and hates pineapples in addition to lots of freelance work in her empty time.
>>563893579... reedbro?
>>563893579She's got me so exitedAnd I just cant hide itI'm about to lose controland I think she'll like it
Mon3tr loses all value when Kal revives
>>563893845
>>563893919
>>563893774>... Is a wolf who rates movies online critically .. could be Sexas, Lavinia, Lapp'>and hates pineapples in addition to lots of freelance work in her empty timeLapp'.
Mon3tr has value
>about to spend 30 dollars on the kernel ticket to increase my favorite characters potThis is probably an awful idea but I don’t think I have any other way to max pot her at this point
>>563893989If only HG gave her any in the first place
>>563893512manticore has to stand next to a terrorist and the reason for countless deaths within the Sargonian deserts due to his revenge scheme, and she has to pretend nothing ever happened. this is an evil man.
>>563893606Mao ZedongJonathan JoestarRonald Mcdonald
>>563894095A Kal'tsit replacement doesn't really if Kal comes back, that's why they fucked her over to Endfield
>>563893989Good, she only created for Endfield anyways
>>563894029the funniest part about the movie critic"minigame" was finding out it was it was a different PL girl using texas' letterboxd account for each movie
>>563894136Wait for her to enter the shop and buy with yellow tickets
>>563894136i've accepted that i will never get kernel pots
>>563893436Gore Magala...
>>563894136Save up yellow certs and pray. Also use your recruitment permits
>>563893919Her smug aura mocks me
>>563894373Shagaru Magala!
>>563894373>>563894550She's such a tracy
>>563882403>keknar altHilarious
>>563894324Why is my grandaughter dressed like a whore
>>563894649your daughter taught her
>>563894613
>>563894012here you go, frend. Made it larger for you, and a webm
Why hello there again Kjera. You sure do love to show up in these vouchers, huh? Shouldn't you be trying to stop catastrophes back in Kjerag and not fighting the fishes out here?
>>563888546Closure is the welfare
>>563894721Why did my daughter dress like a whore
>>563894753
The Gore Magala comparisons were funny, but did cenm0 really have to plagiarize the other Magala? As funny as it is.
>>563894446
>>563894765You should stop asking questions.
>>563894904
>>563894889the sarkaz taught her. notice how much more modest her clothing was before her mon2tr iteration?
>>563894765Shouldn't you be curing rock cancer?
Manticore's very existene is lewd.
>>563894951
>Everything almost goes to shit in Kjearg again because Kjarr needs to take a napWhat is wrong with this country?
I can't remember the last time I actually used La Pluma. which is a shame because she's probably my favorite character and carried me hard when I was new but not being able to be healed drops off a cliff post early-game, it would seem
>>563892874Look at that beaming smileZumama is damn cuteThe pipis are cute too
>>563894905>but did cenm0 really have to plagiarize the other Magala?Obviously not, but it did reveal the the visually similarities were completely intentional in the first place.
>>563895267? Just bring her then. It's not like the event stages are hard to demand 6*s
>>563895060>Shouldn't you be curing rock cancer?
>>563895267I used her yesterday to make 24 level 3 skill books
>*Kills herself* (again (she lived(again)))What a fucking dorkLet me hire her already
>>563895139It's a part of their responsibility to grow as a country. Industrialization was good, ending the political wars of the clans was good, opening the borders was good, but now Kjerag needs to understand their religion isn't the answer to everything, and that Kjera has her limits. They will have no choice but to learn this in a world full of demigods, interdimensional aliens, demon jew magic, and all the other crap. It's a bit of tough love, but it's necessary for Kjerag's wellbeing.
>>563895605not many characters can pull the I'M KILLING MYSELF move and come out alive. even nezzsalem died
>>563895605
On all levels except morally and sexually a gore magala...
it'll be a wife thread. you and your wife will be there.
>>563895801She's also not blind
>>563895856/akg/ doesn't deserve to look at my wife
>>563895408I always do, she's my wifeshe'll just eat shit if I deploy her though>>563895439she's a hard worker so understandable
>>563895856And me, the Third Wheel!
>>563895605so her sister officially took over as matriarch and also had two kids in this event yeah?whats ratatos gonna do now?
>>563866595>>563896114>>563896114>>563896114
>>563893436
>>563895883Much like gore magala it wouldn't matter if she was because her smoke fuctions as a higher sense.
>>563895267>>563895929Where's her ASMR bros?
>>563895929Yeah idk what you're on about. Nothing except the instakill deer can kill her. If healing is your problem place Uika right beside her, and Uika can heal and kill whatever walls her
>>563896030nta but I think Ratatos is in THE spot to get her own Kjerag omnibus and become an operator, I mean it's perfect.
>>563896149>not even 750 postsFor what purpose? There's no new information in the new OP anyways.
>>563891709Listen, I'm only human.
>>563896149>page 2kill yourself
>>563893919Prammith Wammith