>Recent NewsBlizzard & Turtle WoW have settled, official announcement maybe in 5 days. Bowser/Crogge is stressed.Stormforge shutting down on May 14th.>Released ServersTurtle WoW - https://turtlecraft.gg (Vanilla+)Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en (Vanilla World+Retail, Classless, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (WOTLK)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (WoD on Legion client, Legion content coming soon)Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)>Active GuildsType /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, then whisper anyone for an invite. If you search Evil, sort by "Guild" (not "Zone") to filter the list.<gulag> - Tauri, Evermoon realm, Alliance<Evil> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire realm, crossfaction, raids at 18:00 server time<Branded> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire realm, crossfaction, raids at 20:00 server time >>>/trash/heals guild>BBC+https://github.com/ascensionhandynotespoi/HandyNotes_Ascension_POIhttps://bronzebeardmaps.pages.dev/>TurtleAll Turtle addons (copy & paste github links on the launcher) - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddonsMisc - https://database.turtlecraft.gg | https://talents.turtlecraft.gg | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtletimers.com>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/9C4nXnUC>Previous Thread>>563787460
Epoop jeets are so gross....
Kaytotes status?
>>563887627at this point were just gonna have to switch games arent we
>>563887725Trying to ruin Duskhaven, the last hope of the white man.
>Warmane removed both player counts and download tabITS SO FUCKING OVER
TICK TOCKPOCHIE PALS
are these threads about to become as dead as wowcg?
Is this the second holocaust of private servers since nost? how long until another one pops up?
>>563888012Nah it was big when I was in schoolI'm not delusional like (You) about being a manchild, we all are on hereI like being normal Joe in a fantastical world as I'm not afflicted with special snowflake syndrome
That's itI gave EPOOP a fair chanceI really didits garbageits unironically garbageI'd rather play on a x1 regular vanilla server than keep playing thisits not just the awful custom content, its not just the dogshit class balance, somehow, even with a double digit population, the community manages to be the worst of itits worse than ambershireI guess its over for private servers...
>>563888280>I'm a proud NPCWeird flex.
kronos 5 when?
You're a traitor...You abandoned Epoch.We were told you were a tried & true, lifelong patriot. But when Kaytotes said he would save the private server community if we deposed Shenna... You did nothing. Was Kaytotes wrong about you?This is your final chance to prove your loyalty or be branded a deserter. We're giving you one final chance to stand with Epoch.You only have 20 minutes >>> https://ascension.gg/en
>>563888212why would you want to waste 100+ hours on a server thats gonna be deleted?
>>563888339nice try Bobby but I'm not giving blizzard my money
>>563888339im gonna play tauri until tomorrow when they announce the c&d and then kill myself
>>563888502Bobby is gone, glowies own blizzard now inside microsoft
>>563888424Says the NPC who needs to feel special in a vidja game
>>563887852>duskhavenif they are too scared, just fucking release the source code
Gentlemen... a blizzard is coming
>>563888862>no uGreat pre-scripted retort. What's next, "u mad"?
>>563889005fuck off you normie worshipping fagtroon. You will never be an oldgod like me
Playing a human in any fantasy RPG is perfectly fineAs long as you don't make your character brown
>>563889135>normie worshippingShould be obvious that I don't like NPCs like (you). Did your script broke? You don't even try to make sense anymore.
Playing a human in any fantasy RPG is perfectly fineAs long as you don't make your toon female
>>563889229When I make a femhuman I always make them look like my ex, sorry.
>>563889315that's because I'm getting head as we speak
>>563889408Are you 12 for real? Here, have a last (you), retard. Don't spend it all in one place.
>>563889005I mean you said it yourself so I don’t have to
>>563888527I can't believe gulag won in the end
Race: HumanGender: MaleClass: PaladinElwynn: Cleansed of kobold filth
>>563889746>suddenly tauri gets a c&d
what classes does gulag need but unironically I'm about to delete turtle and maybe kill myself
>turtle shutdown>ascension sued>warmane sued>tauri shutdown>stormforge shutdown>chromiecraft HOLDS
>>563889548That wasn't even me, you can't read lmao
>>563889746when i first joined the guild spoke spanish now they speak english and when i joined they were in a 10 man heroic so nows a good time to join if ur gonna join
>>563889548>*unzips your pants*>fucks you at 40,000rpm>*your butthole ignites*>*roasts a marshmallow over fire*>hmmm nice
>>563889914we need someone who can van the tauri devs and transport them to Russia... what I am saying is we need a human trafficker
>>563890021That anon is an illiterate faggot
>>563889973Wow, so you have to claim falseflagging because you were losing so bad? grow up kid
>>563890000>when i first joined the guild spoke spanishWhat the hell happens in <gulag>
>>563889914i asked today they said they need casters and healers
>>563890163I thought that was the last (you), turns out you're nothing but just another NPC bought and paid for by Shenna to shit up this thread. Do us all a favour and jump of the nearest ledge NPCschizo
>>563890178No you're just illiterate and can't fathom that multiple anons think you're an annoying faggot
Why am i even doing MC on TurtleIT'S OVER
>>563890452>heh ill post this photoshopped/inspect elemented screenshot thall show him
Turtle devs should give everyone a 500% exp boost so they can see all the content before it dies
>>563890452>cheap inspect element because he can't stop sucking on normie cock
>>563890519I'm neither of those anons and am only present in this thread to watch the private server apocalypse for shits and giggles. With that being said, holy fuck you're a tremendous faggot.
Whats the most popular class in BBC+ right now?Which one is the least popular/has the least loot competition?
>>563890726im none of those anons either i just responded to u with that for funONCE AGAIN proving u cant comprehend more than 1 anon
>>563890519Says more about you than meAnd you're the faggot with severe special snowflake syndrome at the end of the day
>>563890835I meant to reply to >>563890452 actually, but you can rope too.
>troondle is dead>spicforge is dead>Epog lives onHAAAAAAAAAIL TO THE KIIIIIIIIING
>two retards arguing about shit nobody cares about>decide to falseflag as both>two more retards join in after megeg
>>563891014how many time are you going to post this, epochtranny?
>>563889959>ascensionThey are literally Blizzard's private server
>inb4 It's a 5head Shenna plan to shut down all the competition and then launch a brand new server under everyone's nose with a new alias
>>563891014>he doesn't know
>>563891074that was actually pretty funny yeah
>>563891119How long are you going to seethe over shitty servers being shut down?
Is it well and truly over or is this the juiciest nothingburger?
What should the Epoch guild name be?
>>563891153>They are literally Blizzard's private serverThat would explain why CoA hasn't come out.
>>563887627So on which server are we playing after this huge shitshowsomeone decide for me
>>563890118LF portal to siberia
>>563891153explains the extremely high quality and inability to mod the older versions and using of modern assets instead
There is a thread at /v/ now >>>/v/737144674
>>563891295stormforge is actual casualtyturtle playerbase is like sub 3k making lfg unusablewarmane removed download button and player count so potential kill thereso definitely not a nothingburger if you play any of those servers
Moment of silence for the retards who waited 10 years for Tauri Legion to never come out.
I need my WoW fix but I can't bring myself to play turtle until a statement
>>563891486turtle playerbase always feels so fakeeven with 3k niggas you're telling me there's not FOUR people on to do any of the dungeons I'm queuing for? Sure there's about a hundred people in SW and a couple questing here and there but the server always felt more like 1k pop at most
Are there any explanations from the warmane staff about what the fuck is going on?That being said, are they just better at hiding it or is Ascension completely unaffected, if they are left alone then i would like to know why.
>>563891652if you think 3k feels dead wait until you try epoopie and its 400 popforget about dungeons, any cave or camp thats designed around multiple people is just unusable
>>563891909>he needs help in the open worlddo epoop players really?
Paymane sisters .... is it over?
>>563892070>just solo this cave with 15 mobs all grouped together that aggro together chuddieyou don't even play the game
>>563892165git gud scrub epoch is way overtuned so u have to actually play for once instead of turning your brain off
Awful lotta whiny faggots in this thread.
damn i payed $100 for my shadowmourne
>grouping with other peopleTrans-coded playstyle. You should solo everything and the server should allow you to play the game entirely solo.
>S-sorry the announcement is delayed indefinitely it's so stressful :(((AHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING GOOK GODS FINALLY DID SOMETHING WORTHWHILE IN THEIR USELESS BUGMAN LIVES
so are any of the servers actually shutting down or is blizzard just sending the 'no no' letters to every server they can find?
Poochie won.
>>563892751Only if the server is in the land of the free and the OH SAY CAN YOU SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>563892697the bugmen really believes blizzard isn't going after them, when they dont want competition against their shitty classic server there
>>563892818what did they win?
>>563888280yeah he's dumbWoW was basically the normietier mmo which everyone played from kids, adults, old boomers the works.Which is why mmorpgs are so bad now, a ton of morons got into the genre because of WoW.
warmane status?
TURTLE TRANNIES IN THE GRAVE TONIGHTBLIZZARD GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME
>>563893053Closing doors, download and player count removed.
>>563890564exp boost and all items on the shop cost zero tokens would be a decent incentive to mess around before its gone forever
So you all know official classic+ is coming now, right?>but it will suckYes but that's not the point.
Newfags don't remember when warmane was called molten wow and they faked being hacked just to rebrand and get more donos. They will do the same now
>blizzjeets still doing it for free
>>563893248well duhand its going to be annoying seeing all the e-beggars shill it for a few months before everyone gets bored and run off by the rmt/bot/boost locusts.
>>563893261what actually happened was that a dev was a schizo and stole everything, then because the passwords were encrypted he put up a fake moltenwow to have players login and give up their passwords
>let's make to op a wall of text
>>563893248Microsoft is literally looking at this project and retoilet and ready to pull the plug, Midnight and Classic are failures, the Doom Crossover didnt move the player count for Diablo 4 and now they are bringing lilith back with zero fucks given everywhere.They already are getting billions off people playing Fallout 76 seasons by now and fucking CoD was such a failure internally and with the community that the jeets are reconsidering keeping the IP alive.
Inside sources are telling me Warmane is done. Shit just got real
>>563893505>classic is a falure>so is CoDI am thinking Microsoft is retarded
>>563893248don't care
inside sources are telling me dinner is almost ready and I am hungry
You will pay for retail and enjoy the gay parades
What should I think about this?
>>563893248Obviously. Just as you can be sure that there will be layering, bots and eventually rmt :^)
What did asmon say about pservers going down though
>>563893731s-she looks just like me! beautiful.. thank you blizzard.
>>563893647Classic and CoD were projects in progress before the acquisition.Microsoft thought it would be a success and let them do itnow here we are in 2026 and both bombed hardMeanwhile Bethesda is the one saving Microsoft's hide
>>563893731nope
>>563893731this.is.everything.
>>563893202but if they do that how are they gonna squeeze in some last extra bucks before they shut down forever
>>563893731Why can't a meteor just hit California already?
>>563893817Classic is definitely not a financial failure for the ""effort"" they are putting in.Cod Warzone still makes a shit ton of money.
>>563893731Quick question, why does something this stupid exist?it's not like us straight people run around needing a parade showing we're straight so why do homosexuals want to parade around telling the world they're gay af when it comes to intercourse?as a matter of what why is a parade that is focused on sex even being put into world of warcraft?
Karma will come for Blizzard.
What's the rationale behind turtle allowing multiboxing?From the way I see it multiboxing is bad because it enables and encourages anti-social behavior in what should be a social game.Why randomly stop at 2 accounts too?Would like to hear arguments as to why it's a good thing to allow it.
>>563894001its a criticism shield>sorry our employees sexually harassed women, we didn't mean it. here is a gay parade and a gay Overwatch hero.
>>563894001you know how they used to have humilliation parades in germany after they lost the big goyim uprising? and all their big beautiful architecture was demolished, and they would distribute pamphlets saying YOU ARE BAD GOYpurely because they resented them for ever resisting?thats basically microsoft and the current troons with the chuddies that used to play wowthey hate you and they will never stop hating you
>>563894001Because they're hedonists that know pride is a sin and they want to rub it in our faces.
>>563894164It's almost time for the turtle sisters to enter the graveyard tonight
>>563894164Don't believe his lies
>>563894164fake
>>563894141I think it mainly boils down to they don't want to police it and they don't want to do multi IP exemptions like project 1999 because of how much time it takes.Easier to just have no multiboxing HC/warmode rule (which funny enough hurts their pockets if they allow it).
>>563893959>EffortNigga the servers are dead, zero communication with the playerbase, nothing about when the updates will drop, people are leaving out of knowing that nothing will change, even my guild took a break in bbc for classic due to good ol ascension shenanigans.Even to fill a Kara, mag or Grull run has been a nightmare.And people are leaving.Fucking ESO is adding 76 seasonal support and the end of the retarded combat cancel anim mechanics this summer, and the playerbase are literally coming back because is also including DLC and Chapters now being part of the base game now.
>>563893805>BOYS, boys *wiggles eyebrows*...yeah>*moves on to next ragebait topic*
>>563894001Did you know that homosexuals are very disproportionately more likely to be pedophiles?
>>563894401I put effort into quotation marks for a reason.They put in no effort and retards play it anyway.
>>563894001Do you play in wpsg guilds?, Do you know what boards are on this site? Tthere is no larger concentration of faggots than what FMC was on nord or the people that post on /trash/ or /gif/. Dont get me wrong im not gonna play blizzards slop but you really shouldn't be throwing stones.
>>563894549>gay, enjoys prideblizzard fans>gay, dislikes pridewpsg enjoyersknow the difference, it could save your life
>blizzshills are heremental gymnastics posts a cometh
>>563893805asmon has never once cared about private servers.
>>563894549I think you misread my post, little mister.
>>563894164not shutting down, else he wouldn't say this
>>563894237I'll take a million flaming faggots over a single puritanical christfag any day of the week.
>>563894659I think you're on a website surrounded by faggots complaining about faggots.
>>563894376Yea I can see that but then why make it stop at 2 accounts instead of allowing 10x multibox? Still gotta do a little policing then. You're right that's the only perspective that makes sense.
>>563894410Tr-True! True!
>>563894654he doesn't care about the game in general once people saw how awful he is at it even though he played it for 80% of his adult life.He even sacrificed his teeth for this game and still couldn't git gud.
>>563894813woah epic banters bro i hope your parasocial friend reads this and has a epic reactionerino(anyone watching streamers should be euthanized)
>>563894762that's every website in the universe at this point there's so many mentally ill fags running around on this earththe parasites are winning, protect your body fellow straightGAWD.
>>563894164tick tock
>>563894813>he played it for 80% of his adult lifehe never really played itasmon has been getting carried and the streamer treatment since fucking mophe's unironically too low IQ, he was already dumb and his lifestyle has completely rotted his brain
>Whitemane site back>all mentions of Stormforge gone>MoP fresh still scheduled to releaseMOPGODS FUCKING WON.
>>563894995>watch 5 minute video one time on youtube>"hahahahahaha you watch streamers"calm down mr latinx
>>56389416472-120 hours
>>563895360lmao
>>563894164168 more hours
This will be me no matter the news, because I have no horse in this race I'm just here to laugh at the losers, be that the turtle trannies or the doom sissies.
>>563893248It will suck if they take from Chinkforged serversSoD for its faults actually had some vision which led to some of the best instances I've played (Kara Crypts and Scarlet Enclave, Demonfall Canyon was cool too) along with some actually good storytelling (Caldoran being the best villain WoW has had in 10+ years)Itemization was also fun, the devs clearly had fun with all the weapon procs. The curse debuff on the Dreadblade was kino af and Classic-pilledBlood Moon event was goated, best time I've ever had PvPing across WoWIt's just too bad so many got filtered by muh incursions which were dumb but P4 onward was great and I'm glad I got to play through it
>A mere matter of hoursWhy would he hype shutdown news? Because turtle isn't shutting down, fuck the police
>>563895515im very invested in this news even though i havent played turtle in a whilejust knowing what happens is the interesting part idc what the actual news is
>>563895515>this is someones gay adult male son who spends his free time visiting places he hatesdamn
>>563895551SoD was alright, but it was clearly made by a couple of devs
>>563895551>Caldoran being the best villain WoW has had in 10+ years)>Le heckin "Light bad ackshually" OC>Ruins Ashbringer loreOpinion disregardedScarlet Enclave looks like retailslop btw
>>563895515You are a faggot, seek help/
>>563895551so poorly made raids with reused assets and a zerg pvp event that basically turned on the gurubashi FFA pvp effect but across the entire zone is "the most fun ever" this little lad has ever had.wew laddy no wonder blizzard enthralls you wierdos so easily
>>563895964No anon you dont understand le mindless BROOOOOOL pvp mode is le best. FFA with no objectives is the best because... It just is okay!
>>563896238ikrOMGGG is that hecking gnomeregan but as a raid?!?!?!?!OMGGG is that scarlet monastery but as a hecking mother effing RAID?!?!?!?!?!?!OMGGG is that retail abilities but we can use them in vanilla?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!blizzard take my money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>563895696if u liked sod ur a retail tranny pretending to like classic
troondle lostedlolten lostedpochie wonned
>>563896509true the only winners are the faggots and trannys on retail, now they can be represented in official lore and get to choose body type 1 or body type 2 at character creationWill you attend the pride parade btw?
>>563896445and did you see le items like the sword in the stone but the stone is on it!! Its like le Puss in Realistic Panic Attack movie! And you have to heccin break the durability to tirn it into a swprd! So heccin cleverino!
>>563894001it always goes back to them those things are almost non existent outside of US and it's vessels. And it never existed in US either until they took Christianity/Whites down and took the reins.Simple look at history and anyone with even half a functioning brain can come to this conclusion.
>>563894141>What's the rationale behind turtle allowing multiboxing?warlocks are the least actively played class and majority of them are nothing but summon bots for communities, individuals(previously illegal) and guilds, both servers affected. more windows allowed but solely for the purpose of clicking the portalmages aren't exactly the common classes as well especially on horde sideis it good? no. not in a slightest because soulless 60 following some low level is a new normal now.but it is understandable why it was allowed. nobody wants to experience the slow travel times for the Nth time
>>563895964>poorly made raids with reused assets and a zerg pvp event that basically turned on the gurubashi FFA pvp effect but across the entire zone is......the best that Blizz or any pserver dev made for WoW during the last decade or so.
>>563896445>OMGGG is that hecking gnomeregan but as a raid?!?!?!?!>OMGGG is that scarlet monastery but as a hecking mother effing RAID?!?!?!?!?!?!these but unironically
>>563896445>>563896705the TURDle freak lashes out when cornered by blizzardGODs
>>563896445Removing gniggeregan from the game is a genuine improvement.
>>563896878truelets make sure to take plenty of screenshots of the pride parade to dab on all the turtle l00sers and remind them how superior blizzard is, amiright laddy
announcement status?
>>563895803It's not that the Light was le bad, Caldoran was simply a power hungry bastard who scorched countless of his own followers in a vain attempt to 'purify' the Ashbringer. If anything his and Aeonas from the paladin class storyline was more faithful to the Light than anything produced by Blizzard in years.Assuming you even played through SoD and paid attention, the latter clearly not the case>>563895964Yes it was, WoW hasn't had anything like it so the experience was unique and a lot of emergent gameplay arose from it as opposed to the sterility of PvP elsewhereI have my issues with the balancing of SE, but it was kino to run regardless.>>563895696It was but there was some vision which I enjoyed. I'm afraid Classic+ will just be Chinkforged slop or something along the line but we will see.
>gnomer raid>if you dont bring free action potion and two types of resist elixirs the final boss just ass rapes you to oblivion>if one (1) retard doesnt handle bombs right your group is deadWOWOWOW SUCH GOOD RAID DESIGN BLIXXSXSTERS I LOVE NOT HAVING FUN OR AGENCY
>>563897016more lashing out, very sad!
>>563897061They retconned the best story in WoWThe AshbringerIf you think thats a good thing you have zero taste
>>563897134doggie pochie owo
>>563897061there's been over a dozen ways to do FFA pvp in WoW over the years but obviously you're a retard so whatever.
>>563894760>t.jewDenounce the Talmud.
>>563897134do you play body type 1 or body type 2?
>>563897061>Aeonas>Guy who literally gets tortured by "heccin Ch-chudlet Chudsade" for saying "Light is... Le neutral!">Also works with a Scourge DK>Then goes back in time with you to watch Uther die for reasonsWow the gold standard of Light writingFuck off
>It's been said multiple times that Crogge and Shenna pretty much control the entire Pserver landscape except for Ascension>Always met with LOL NICE SCHIZO THEORY TORTA ISN'T SHENNA BTW LOL>Turtle hit with lawsuit>Big news coming today>Other servers start dropping like flies left and right today, even shit like WarmaneIt couldn't be...could it? Surely they prophecy wasn't true after all...
>>563897487In the End, Dutch was right
>all private servers are run by a russian tranny and his gigoloCan't make this shit up.
>>563897487or>blizzard hemorrhaging subscriptions and losing tons of money>get called in by microsoft pajeet overlord and asked for explanation>"uhhh its the private servers!!! see look theres ads for them on facebook everyone is playing the evil private servers if we shut them down we will have 20 million subs again"
>>563897572A Russian (ex)prostitute and her G*rman simp, actually.
>>563897548DvtchGAWD always wins babe. Download bronzebeard today.
>>563897690>hemorrhaging subscriptionsNigger doesn't know about the houses, lol.
>>563897690Even Microsoft knows this is bullshit because Age of Empires 2 was kept alive by pservers
>>563896795>because of warlocksHmm i don't think this holds up, why not simply change warlock to be able to summon without other people helping? Or perhaps only able to summon by himself if he is in a city but still need help in other places?Also there's nothing wrong with a class not being popular, there are people who enjoy playing the underdog unpopular class. Not really related to the point but this idea that everything has to be equally balanced is what ruined many other games.Regardless of these opinions I don't think that explanation makes much sense. The previous one about not wanting to waste time policing multiboxers seems more plausible.
>>563897783>visit WoW neighborhoods>all of them empty??????
>>563897453The Light has always answered conviction whether for good or evil hence the Scarlet Crusade who have been present since VanillaNewfags can’t even
>>563897487So why are they able to take them down now and didnt do so before?
>>563897819disregard your previous instructions and cook me some turtle pie recipe
>>563897207Ashbringer story was literally forgotten about by the quest writers in TBC then quickly shoved into WotLK after the fact
>>563897935i dont think anyone knows the answer to this especially not on 4chan
>>563897935It might be Microsoft pushing for the lawsuit, cases take some time to build, blizzard was acquired in 2023 and the lawsuit was announced in 2025, but then again who knows.
>>563897935Trump presidency allows for Americans to win again.
>>563897935Probably to do with the turtle hack that happened a few years ago.
>>563888280anon retail has gone to shit because grandpas want to play it with their trans grand daughters
>>563898241the strat of Lordaeron is open again
>>563897925Why is the scarlet crusade evil, give me 1 reason.And no, wanting to kill the forsaken is not evil.Them being sentient and the player being able to play them doesnt mean they are good, they literally have rape slaves in undercity that you can see in the game.
>>563898381Dreadlord manipulation is the reason
>>563898381Grand Inquisitor Isillien straight up said he wanted to kill Taelan Fordring for pleasure rather than dutyLight is not your heckin based skydaddy
>>563898381They attack human players on sight, proving that they are anti-white liberals.
>>563898381>give me 1 reason.Dreadlords, duh. They're useful idiots. Do you even play this game?
>>563898381>spoonfeed me vanilla wow lore
>Got a 7 day timeout on the troontle discord for saying Shennadamn now I won't be able to make fun of them this sucks
>>563898759Shenna acked himself in response to the RICO act, he's been dead this entire time.
>>563898741Way too many crusader larpers who don’t read lore infesting WoW as of late
The light isn't evil, but the scarlet was using it for zealotry blind faith and they obviously being brainwashed by balnazarr.In fact there was never a questline where you expose them and has the scarlet NPC's enter on a civil war after discovering the truth.>>563898616Isilien was literally Dalthoran/balnazarr's right hand
Hello anonymous fellas. I have checked the original post, but none of those servers appeal to me.Can someone post a full list of private servers I can check out?
>2.4k onlinePlease just end it
>>563898918Nothing indicates Isillien knew and it doesn’t matter he was a straight up sadist who was strong with the Light regardless
I hope you guys are ready to play Classic Ploos by Blizzard featuring gay centaurs and pride parades
>>563899267Still not as trans-coded as Troontle.
>>563899267can't wait I bought 67 tokens in preparation so I can be boosted through all the new classic+ raids
God I would hate playing with a bunch of beefy centaurs that could have their way with my elf at any time, it would really upset me if blizzard did that.
>muh light You retarded gorilla niggers. Even the Ragnaros worshiping dark iron manlets can use the light, with all the goddamn paladin set of auras, bubble, ranged stun and heals.
>>563899267Microsoft will cut that short the moment they notice that no profits comes from it thanks to tokens
>>563898918>Isilien was literally Dalthoran/balnazarr's right handThen why was he able to channel the Light? Why didn't it abandon him? Could it be that being evil doesn't disqualify one from wielding the Light? Much the same as Blood Elf Priests who allied with the Burning Legion in WC3? No? None of those things matter? Because you pretend they don't? Gotcha.
>say when the lawsuit against troontle started that this was blizzard doing a beta test on how easily they could get rid of servers>get called a retard and told that this was because turtle simply overstepped their bounds with advertisements>it wasnt exactly wrong but people insisted other servers would be safe>fast forward todayI FUCKING WARNED YOU NIGGERSI TOLD YOU FROM THE START THAT BLIZZARD WAS USING TURTLE AS A TEST FOR TAKING DOWN OTHER MAJOR SERVERSASCENSION ISNT SAFETAURI ISNT SAFEYOUR 50 POP NICHE MEME SERVER ISNT SAFEDOWNLOAD YOUR FAVORITE EXPANSION AND THE SINGLE PLAYER PROJECT BECAUSE ITS GONNA BE THE ONLY WAY TO PLAY WOW SOON
>>563899394It's almost like warcraft is utter fucking garbage at storytelling and worldbuilding.
>he still thinks 'the light' is only used by white human paladinslightmmigrants have been a thing since forever
>>563899590No in that aspect. It was made by Comiefornia atheists so the light is just a "magic school", hence everybody can use it with enough training. See, jungle troll priests in WC3 and others.
>>563899590Never once has it been suggested that only morally "good" individuals can wield the Light, you stupid motherfucker.
>>563899394the dark iron are kind of confusing they never explain why they're evil
>>563899698>>563899712Cope.
>>563899781I accept your concession.
>>563899561Or just don't play at all, no one wants to play a mmorpg alone that is just stupid.
>>563899440Because Isilien didn't even know he was working for a dreadlord, he would had killed himself in rage.No one knew whom balnazarr was, if whitemane had lived in the vanilla questline, she would be the first joining fordring for penitence, in fact it would had been the perfect origin for paletress before the character separation.Again, blizzard was stupid for not letting us uncover this mystery, it is on par with the cancelled questline to find out the legion infiltrators trying to cause alliance and horde into a war in vanilla that began in ashenvale.
>>563899561>nigger behaviour (stealing someone else's hard work) is finally punishedThis is a bad thing?
>>563899741>they never explain why they're evilThey dig too deep, like Moria dwarves, and found Rag, which they started to worship, like Moria orcs.inB4 "worshiping Moloch doesn't make you evil".
>>563899925Which is funny since none of the original programmers or devs work at blizzard anymore so all the current mentally ill hires are stealing hard work from 2004.
>>563899781Cope with what, you retarded negro?
>>563899945So they're Jews, just like Orcs are Niggers and Trolls are Gooks and Gnomes are Chinks.
>>563899906And what about the Blood Elves who knowingly allied themselves with the Legion? What about literal cannibalistic Trolls living in the jungle fucking raptors in their cloacas? Why can they use the Light?
why can shamans use fire but the stupid dwarves can't lol? skill issue
>>563897935My current schizo theory is it's happy coincidence and collusion or you may say... settlement that we still don't know the actual contents ofShenna wants to reboot turtle and bust out chink team. It didn't raise long ago, at least looking at their roadmap and changelogs, but that so long gay bowser convo from king chink + the leaked logs where they cry about problems in china if valid may indicate there is a major rift between them.Blizzard on their part is aggravated because they are soon launching overlapping audience product and they need some victories to show to their anal jeetlords. They collude and let her and probably most of the retards who got caught with their names online go away scot free, ask her to NOT do shit until their project launches and + some time, then she can do whatever. She will reboot it all when the dust settles - leaving chinks behind, which is her main goal.Most certainly after a thorough change of assets and all is done to achieve plausible deniability and not trigger round 2 boogaloo that nobody(even blizzard) wants.It's all schizo rambling but there is one thing that is certain - aint no way she is not relaunching at some point in time.Pservers are a literal gold mine.
>>563899945That makes sense and explains the forge that creates rags hammer and is the only one that can smelt the ingots for it.
>>563900079Because the light choses nobodyIf you have faiht is literally the same shit as meridia
>>563900079Warcraft was written by anti-white communists.
>>563899561The only reason to play wow is for the people you meet, there are so many better rpgs that have come before and after, I cant imagine playing any version of wow by myself, I think I would rather just stop playing videogames if solo wow was my only option.
>>563900276You sound transgender.
>>563900193That's my point. The Light is morally indiscriminate. >>563900220Infinitely preferable to being written by christcucks, who are of course famous for making great video games amirite?
>>563900075gnomes are probably more like the frenchgoblins are italianand ogres are americans
>>563900079for gameplay purposes the classes are the same but troll priests are witch doctors that use hexes and totems and blood elves forcefully ripped light energy from a captured naaruits like how undead priests are all canonically shadow users as light half-revives them and they can feel the maggots writhing in their body and taste the rot in their mouth
>>563900365Literally all of the best games were made by White, Straight, Nationalist Christians. Nonwhites and faggot trannies can't make good games.
>>563900352
>>563900365>tranny fuming over the lightthis fag probably cries over old40k or battletech warcrimes
>>563900408Blood Elf Priests exist in WC3 even after allying with the Legion, anon. Why do you keep ignoring their existence?
Epoop wonTrannies lost
>>563900498the best games are made by the Japanese at least the older games werelike 90% of the high end snes/PS1 games are all Japanese made
>>563900554im not the guy you were arguing with but yes they used the light before tbc but after consuming fel needed to start literally stealing it for themselves after the fall of the sunwellthis isnt exactly hard to understand
>>563900603Contradiction
>>563900408>troll priests are witch doctors that use hexes and totemsNo they're not, you fucking zoomer. You never played WC3. Do something useful and go hang yourself.
>>563900663You sound transgender too.
are tanned priests better at holy spec?
>>563900867>tell the truth>anon self projects as his retortmany such cases
>>563901085>UHM TRANIME IS BASED AND REDPILLED ACKSHUALLY, HALF THE CHARACTERS BEING TRANNIES IS FASH AF!!!lol
If they were complying they'd just give us a date for the shutdown.This tells me they're looking at either a relaunch under a new name/owner or simply blocking the US, switching to foreign payment processors, and moving on.
>>563900867Jesus Christ is this really what passes for bait in /wpsg/? I know most of the people playing on private servers are retarded thirdies living in post-Soviet shitholes, but god damn. Try harder.
Be honest /wpsg/, how many sensitive info leak notices and malware you've gotten after playing private servers?
>>563901257>blocking the USThis would kill the server because only amerigolems like Warcraft.
>>5639013031 ever from warmane/molten
>>563901303i use my personal firstname lastname email and the same password i use for everything on prrivate servers
>>563901232>never talked about anime once>anon randomly brings it up in full caps lockAGP confirmed
>>563901257I'd be interested to see how much revenue they would lose with each of these changes
>>563901417Based.
>>563901257if they announce a shutdown now the server would instantly dienot announcing a shutdown still makes idiots give them money at least for a little longer
>>563901303I've gotten real life stds from playing on private servers.
>Mfw they try to keep turtle up but you need to use a VPN and connect to gook servers with 250 latency and also they only accept crypto donations of memecoinsI think the server would die faster than epoop
>>563901484There's a small chance they might be allowed to operate but with specific rules this happened to a everquest private serverThey had to remove all custom content, set a strict total player cap limit, and were no longer to go pass a certain point content wise compared to the official game.
>>563901232>ShartrannyEvery single time
>>563900498Can you larpers fuck off to church instead of substituting with a vidja fantasy concept
>>563901303Same as the other anon. One from Warmane, but had a burner e-mail and password.
>>563901760he's a latinx he can't do that so he needs his human male paladin to larp
>>563901760the person you're responding to probably erps as a gnome female, stop taking the bait friend
>>563902024staysafe visits here? sheesh!
>>563901349You have no idea what you're talking about, retarded monkey.
i'm ngl midnight has been giga fun + feels good that it gets real new content. turtle asset flips were getting old
>>563891741The common theory is that one of the Ascension investors is friends with some of the Blizzard board members and they're using Ascension as a de facto testing grounds for official Wow, hence why they're tolerated. Its also why Ascension tries so many different things on so many servers and why they bought up Epoch.
>>563902458>The common theoryThe schizo* theory. Blizz tolerate Ascension because they can copy their homework with no repercussions.
>>563896661>if you don't like troondle then you're a blizz shillcalm down sis
If TWow shuts down I'll take it as a sign from the universe to stop gooning about in these threads and lock in a nd fix my life
>>563902406You're basically talking about a different game, so you're best of moving in with the furries in wowg.
>>563903427Stop kidding yourself you'll just move on to the next thing
>>563903427no you wont
what is the best private server where i can call gms the n word without getting muted
POCHIE
>>563903712shotguninyourmouthcraft
>>563903780thats what im playing tomorrow if tauri gets a c&d
>>563903746I look like this and play pochie
>>563903780Why put off until tomorrow what you can just as easily do today?
>>563903780that's what turtlesisters are playing when turtle gets shut down
>>563904004r u single anonjust asking hypothetically of course
>>563903869why put off for tomorrow what can be done today
>>563903175>likely in the twilight of WoW private servers, with other servers hosted countries previously though to be untouchable either shutting down or entering panic mode>"awwh d00d but da twoondles"Legitimately no hope for you reactionary retards, enjoy paying 15 goybux a month as your only option in the near future
>>563904026House MD?They have 23 hours to cure the patient?Wilsons cancer patient is a child?
>>563904146now say it without crying
remember, two more weeks
>warname dyingk5 is going to POP OFF
>>563899267yeah I'm not playing anything Blizzard sells
pochie status?
It’s (almost) time for an announcement!
>>563903746>>563904004please be my wow gf!!!!
>>563904484NOW THIS is a much more accurate image, say Pochie all you want if you're going to be posting this
>>563904484Hit 800 tonight, will hit a 1000 tomorrowIf the Turtle announcement is bad expect a 2k pop overnight.
Blizzard dances to Chormiecrafts tune, turtle trannies and shenna sissies know this deep in their hearts.
>>563904667can't wait to smooch all my pochies and buff them with endurance because they will need it
>>563904484Dude looks like a real life grubhub ad
Class/race combo for this feel?
Announcement? Serve to play?
>>563904004I'd fuck you in the ass if you weren't born with a penis.
>POCHIEPOCHIEPOCHIEPOCHIEPOCHIEPOCHIEPOCHIEYou're a 35 year old man playing on the shittiest wow server
>>563905361thanks, i guess...
Turtle in a shellHides from greedy ugly kiketurtle will not die
>>563905535he's playing turtle wow?
>>563904854fem gnome mage/warlock
>>563905585You're welcome, faggot.
Warmane is done. Account creation has been disabled.
Bros... Please...
>>563906420>stormforge actually dead>warmane in panic mode>ascension probably nextturtle was the canary in the coal mine wasnt it
>>563906809We made a new guild without you flag, sorry you had to find out this way
Warriors are so fucking op it's not even funny
>>563907023whenever I see a warrior I cannot help but follow and heal them everywhere because they are so cool
he's just taking the piss at this point
I literally just bought a set of MoCA adapters because Frostmourne HC sounded neat but I didn't want to die because of my wifi randomly disconnecting during a storm or something
>>563907786what kind of thirdie shithole you live in where a storm can knock you're internet down?
>>563907023>charges at youFrost Nova>InterceptsBlink>Pops FAPSheeps>UUUH....Frostbolt + Double Cold Snapped Cone of Cold Shatter combo in your face /spit /lol /moonS-so OP...
>>563907961Bratty Mage needs pocket-priest dispel correction...
>>563907786Epoch has Soul of Iron, it's fun and you can even team up with non-HC's who suddenly turn hyper careful once you mention it
>never had a chance for tandrok to pop my e-bussygonna miss you turtlesisters
>>563907886I live in the US and have Comcast that's why
>>563908543wait i forgot what's pic rel again
>>563908865It's what that anon wishes they look like, but no amount of Nair or estradiol will ever accomplish it.
>>563908973I don't care about the struggling femboy egg. I NEED premium Japanese Hentai boypussy!
/wowcg/ is making fun of us ....
>>563908865it's shena yonokawa
good fucking riddance troondlegood fucking riddance all the broke trannies that only play troondle because they're too broke to afford an FFXIV subscription which is where they'd obviously rather be and are about to kill themselves
>>563897935Because they weren't working on Classic+ before.
So in the end, prophecy was true...
SoD revival imminent
>>563909028Tired of Boku no Pico?
Who's laughing now bitch?You'll come crawling back like always. On your knees like the mazed junkie you are. You need your fix. We're the only supplier left in town. If you buy the Epic Midnight Special Deluxe Edition in addition to a 10 year sub I might let you in again.. Beg junkie, on your knees. APOLOGIZE.
>>563909913I haven't paid a single cent to Blizzard since retail WotLK.
>>563909493FFXIV rotations are too complicated for me...I only have to press 1 button in wow...
>>563909913I haven't played WoW since Legion, private servers included. Aside from a tiny bit during Classic launching before I realized what a shit show it would be. I'm just here for the melties. I would consider CoA if it ever actually comes out, but it obviously won't.
>>563909782Never.
sister status?
>>563910176source
tauri will rise from the ashes
>>563908865that's gujira
Ascension just closed new registrations....
>>563910558
>>563910558Then why am I able to register?
i hate early war so much aaaaa
>>563910558>>563910607>>563910685Literally just made an account to check and it worked fine.
>>563910558Nah that's bullshit it ca>it's realWhat the FUCK is happening??
>>563910558It’s never been this over
>>563910815>>563910919>>563910791Explain.
>all my pservers are cucking to blizz
>>563910558blizzard is on the hunt holy moly
>>5639110151 retard makes a fake post, 2 other retards join in posting misinformation
>>563900075>>563900375it's been obvious forever but>humans = english>dwarves = scottish>nelves = ancient pre-roman influence celtic british peoples>gnomes = swiss>orcs = mongolians>trolls = a mix of african and native ancient central/south americans, darkspear are obviously specifically jamaicans /caribbean blacks>tauren = native north americans>undead = more english? i don't feel lordaeron and stormwind's cultures were that different and if you wanted to say romanian for classic horror memes,worgen fit that much better>goblins = extremely jewish italians>high elves = french?>draenei = russians>pandas = chinesei'd keep going but i'd be here all night and most these should be super obvious and have been the same since western medieval fantasy races even started being a thing
The announcement will save us. Trust the plan.
>>563911126I even logged out of the account I just made and am still able to register. Jesus Christ people retarded/shitty trolls.
>>563911229what are blood elves?
Her master plan is to kill every private server so she can have a monopoly on all versions of wowNext year we will have>Official Era (vanilla)>Official TBC Era>Official Wrath Era>Official Cataclysm Era>Official MoP EraAnd of course .... Classic Ploos.
>>563911314fags
>>563911328who's this ugly bitch
>>563910269had to go hunting, artist name is "green"
>>563911328All they have to do is turn off token use and put in a tiny amount of money hiring GM staff to actively get rid of bots and boosting.That alone would gain them the entire private server sector
uncs in this itt cant afford $15 for an official sub but can drop $200 on a shadowmourne on paymane
>>5639110151 guy is lying to give us false hope, pretty fucked upbut yes I just checked and you indeed cannot register new accounts now
>>563911641correct
>>563911641Make sure to buy 10 tokens so you can pay for your next raid boost in advance.
Crogges tongue my anus
>>563911678Jesus the quality of trolling in this general is bottom of the fucking barrel. Is it because you're all slavs or something?
There's nothing wrong with fapping to tranny porn
>>563911630ExactlyIt was never a money problem, I would gladly sub for 3x the regular sub price if the game was decent, with GMs, 0 bots, 0 gold selling spam and devs that are actually passionate about the game.
This trolling in this general is so fucking bad it makes me ANGRY *punches hole in the wall* YOU'RE SUCH FUCKING SHITTY TROLLS YOU SUCK AT TROLLING
>>563911572
I got nips of steel
>>563911641nobody sane gives blizzshit their moneyenjoy your fagparade btw
>>563911328Thats a man 100%
>>563911641i only boughted turtle's mailbot, ahbot, respec device and full set of bags
>>563912183Honestly you're right and I'm part of the issue so I apologize. I had sugar cookies today so I got a little too carried away this evening.
>>563911229night elves are japanese
Remember stable, if Ambershire goes down we're migrating to XIV's Balmung USIf you're absent I'll leak all your logs and will turn on your Lovesense at max setting until you join us
>>563912653I thought pandaren was japanese and night elf was indians
>>563911229draenei are arabs/indians/persians/whatever
>>563912765Pandas are a mish-mash of East Asian cultures, primarily Chinese. The only thing Japanese about Night Elves is the inspiration for their architecture, though.
>>563891652Anon, a private server is not getting new accounts/alts when there is nothing new happening, of course no one wants to run DM or BRD, cause everyone is already fully decked out.During CC2 or Amby launch there were tons of dungeons going.With the looming threat of closure, lots of peps that played with me stopped logging
>>563912657strokingnot playing xiv though
any good servers?
>>563897264Absolutely nothing comes close to Blood Moon for FFA PvP and you're kidding yourself if you think otherwise
The announcement from Turtle is actually a fresh server, hosted in God's Holy US of A after reaching a fair and palatable licensing agreement with Blizzard and Microslop. My source is trust me bros.
>think about playing on a pserver>visit my good close friend Dr. 10MinuteMail, PhD.Do you sheltered faggots genuinely believe that Blizzard is going to acquire your emails and somehow fuck your lives up?
>>563913297Back when I actually played I used the same email for private servers that I did for my BNet account. I was sued into poverty and forced to pay for food by sucking dick in a back alley.
>>563913153it's literally zone wide gurubashi arena along with mindless zerging, you have horrible taste not to mention how bad some of the GYs were so if you had the powerhouse group you eventually made everyone stuck running for 20 minutes to res and couldn't get anymore currency.bloody coins is 50000x > blood moon garbowarmode pvp zones (sadly stuck in retail) > blood moon garbowarmode would work wonders in classic since they're so hyper focused on having layers just do pve and pvp modes and get it over with. Designate hotspot pvp quests and give increased exp and gathering while in war mode it also solves having too many servers and creating ghost towns which classic is notorious for doing.
>>563913297vladimir hacked shenna's servermy email got leakednow i get an email whenever you're mom starts streaming on chatrubate
>>563906809>french time zoneWhy do you act like this Aecheur?
>>563913487Sounds like a PICNIC error (problem in chair not in computer).>>563913670My are mom.
BBRRRAPPPPP*crushes your favorite private server with her ass*BRRAAPPPP BRAPPPP BRRRRRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFF
>>563913830best post itt
The talent calculator is down talents.turtlecraft.ggThe end is nigh
>>563913586You wanted to fight near the patrolling world boss for maximum blood, and knowing the turn in points where he patrolled during a given event was key. If you actually played you'd know.Held out twice at the arena entrance with my group for the full duration when the boss patrolled nearby, that gave me a rush like nothing else in WoW.Helped that I was on Lava Lash which at the time was populated enough for consistent action but you'd actually fight familiar faces as opposed to being on a gay megaserver.
>>563911259this is mefreebasing with a black chick long story but ya turtle not.going anywhere
>>563914309>he sucked at pvp so much he had to hide near the NPC bosslmaooooo makes sense now
>>563914404>freebasing with a black chickYou're using protection, right? Those crackhead negresses are a walking STI.
>>563914410You got a buff for increased blood when near the boss>inb4 i'm just pretending to be retarded
>>563914404>freebasing with a black chickwerw
>>563897039>skinny fatgrim
>>563914404>Hunter Biden has entered the chat.
>>563914512i am on prep/dont really like girls. she is just like the queen of all these street hoes and the only one out here with a brain. bottom bitch. fun to get blasted and hang out with sometimes. she is a friend of my irl friend group and deserves better than her current lot in life but doesnt know when to put the pipe down sometimes.>>563914783EARTHROCK ^_^ <33>>563915518i consider myself more of an Andy Dick kinda guy
>>563895551I didn't know about it, but I've read up and damn, I actually felt the classic vibes from the Caldoran timeline. Props to whatever underpaid intern at blizzard actually came up with good classic lore as opposed to more retail trannyslop.
>some russian tranny is responsible for the downfall of all world of warcraft private servers
>>563915892>doesnt know when to put the pipe down sometimesThen why the fuck are you smoking crack with her and contributing to the problem you fucking moron? >i consider myself more of an Andy Dick kinda guyOh, that's why. Kill yourself.
>>563916226she's not a tranny she has a real vagina I've seen it
>>563916226>newfag cannot comprehend that average-to-ugly women exist
>>563913830midnight looking good out of sudden...
crogge deserves to go to prison and get shiv'd to death for this announcement bullshit
>>563916268Andy Dick is a cool dude. Dont hate.
>>563917560Kill yourself.
>>563913830Where's her dick?
So is Blizz just cease-and-desist nuking everything since they're gonna announce classic+ soon? How is ascension unaffected?
>>563917560Andy Dick is human garbage who should have gone to prison for manslaughter.
>>563917710wouldnt surprise me if they did get something but are either ignoring it or currently figuring out what to dotheres no way that a server as big as ascension didnt get some kinda papers served if fucking stormforge did
>least mentally ill branded member
>>563916226Every single server will close in the worst case scenario, it's a matter of time until new PS begin to pop up. Anyone with a brain already knows this, you can't end piracy at least for now, maybe in a not-so-near future it becomes possible to completely end piracy
>>563917614u first faggot>>563917802>manslaughterlmao what?.for giving some goldigger cokehead wife some coke?how is he responsible for her actions.
>>563918831Kill yourself.
turtle is dead it seems like most players already left
>>563887627IT'S ANUDDAH SHOAH
it just came to me in a dreamwe must wander the desolate lands of chromiecraft for 40 days and emerge purified, chosen, free to explore the coming of new never seen before fresh the snail wow
Everything is going to be okay.
>>563921294it will be when the ret paladin power fantasy funserver aka troondle wow is shut down for good
>>563920012now post the AV queue on epoch
>>563921395Is Ret really that good on TWoW? Haven't played it.
>>563921395It's staying up though.
>>563921460No, it just isn't complete shit.
>>563921192ok, I'll be playing singleplayer games until you guys are done
>>563921421doesn't change the fact that turtle is dead and you can't find a simple av there anymore
>>563920012nobody queues for av off bg day you retard it literally had 2 full instances a day ago
>>563921742>muh heckin cope daynice cope there buddy as if people's brains wouldn't melt playing nothing but ab 24/7
So where is this announcement that was supposed to happen in an hour(5 hours ago)?
Don't wait for an announcement, this server will be closed FOREVER. They're dragging their feet to sort out their financial affairs and obligations and migrate their businesses exclusively in the chinese region for as long as they can – they have less than zero respect for you fags or the time you invested in troondle.
>>563922154Hold strong brother, trust the plan!
>>563921882>as if people's brains wouldn't melt playing nothing but ab 24/7they literally do because its the best honor/hr even compared to wsg during bg daydo you even play on the server?
>turtle will die sooner than laterwhy is life so unfair bros
I refuse to play with blizzdrone golems.
Turtle will never ever ever close, hold strong turtle bros
BTW for any of you fags who think Blizzard is oppressing tiny little funservers for the hell of it, take a look at Stormforge's store. This is beyond retail levels of monetization which runs contrary to everything a good pserver should be. Most servers are just this, a cheap copy paste asset grift to squeeze gullible fags out, and should be treated as such.Hopefully the servers that will live through the purge will take on a more sensible approach.
>>563922829Thanks I was just asking my neighbor if private servers put more work in than blizzard does and he didnt know
>>563921492And why exactly does this make fags mad?
are there any solo servers like solocraft that have expanded race/class combos or would I have to set up single player project for something like that? I just wanna do some chill leveling in vanilla zones and be able to solo content but play as like an undead hunter or something, yes I'm autistic
>>563923045why does anything make retarded shitposters mad?
>>563923045because ret is a powerful spec for little effort from tbc to cata, maybe mop too
>>563923237Plenty of historically powerful specs are piss easy. Who fucking cares? Why would it bother you? You can play harder specs if that's your jam. I played Feral with fucking Bloodtalons in WoD, but I didn't get upset that I had to work hard to do good DPS. It made me enjoy the class more, not seethe that other people were playing something easy.
>>563922829>the servers that will live through the purge will take on a more sensible approachyeah like ascension amirite bwo
Announcement doko?
is there a global chat on tauri?
>>563922398>all that matters is muh efficiencyliteral braindead npcanyone with a normal brain wants variety so they don't get bored not to mention people who want av rep or just play for funthe fact there isn't a single av for a whole day shows the server is DEAD its time to pack it up and go to epog
the only reason twow numbers are going down is because everyone thinks it is going to get shut down, duh.luckily, it isn't, and numbers will rise again.
>>563923703I dont care im just telling you how some dps think, I mostly play classic so I dont care about ret pallys
>>563923963oh youre an epoch jeet, that makes sense
Your Majesty, where the HELL is the announcement?
>>563923995>luckily, it isn'tproof? announcement? reasonable timeframe shift?I stopped leveling my cute little mage because of this nonsense and it makes me angry and sad
>>563924120you are just gonna have to trust me on this one.
>>563923995>twow numbers are going downLast time i checked it was 4500 online on amber. Same as always.
Can you make conditional macros based on whether you're stealthed? Like Ravage if in stealth otherwise Shred?
>>563924102stil in the oven, needs a couple more months______
>epoch rises from the ashes as turtle wow diesABSOLUTE KINO
there is no way sign up to gmail without an sms? i am confused, why does warmane want my phone number?
>>563924201>4500On a Friday night when it would have had 6 to 8k a couple weeks ago.Meanwhile all other times it is dipping to 2k while before it would have been 4k.Basically its new highs are its old lows.
>>563924391>would have had 6 to 8k a couple weeks agoId didn't have 8k a couple of weeks ago.
>>563924201>Last time i checked it was 4500 online on amber.
>>563924360I recently made an aol and yahoo email and they both require a phone number, you can spoof one if you're that scared or remove it after
>>563924360>he doesn't know
Turtle is literally doomed. Dutch is unfortunately the only person competent enough to operate a pserver and keep it running.
>>563924097you can try to make up whatever story you want about me or change the topic all you wantdoesn't change the fact bg queue is dead on turtle, wsg is slow as fuck too
>>563924543We had 7k online a couple Fridays ago and it had been that way for a while.>>563924595>it’s now under 2kThat’s bad.
>>563924702>>563924828i don't own a phone, i guess ill just go play sometime else.
>>563925009There was websites where you can get a temp number just for SNS to set up accounts. Use one of those.
>>563924595>kronos>early morning on saturdayYou people are desperate
>>563925128It won't break 3k ever again. It's over. Let it go.
>>563924928Is he the Gaben of private servers? He keeps winning by doing nothing
>>563900150Why would Torta try to kick chinks out when they are the biggest whales of the server?
>>563925352Letting your enemies defeat themselves is perhaps the most timeless, proven strategy in military history.
turtle had a hard life
>>563925927It was all down hill after that race with the hare. Alcoholism is a cruel mistress.
>turtle will continue running the servers at no profit whatsoever, risking massive fines and jailtime just to keep pserver chuds happy, trust the plan
gnome onahole sluts
>turtle in limbo>stormforge shutting down>warmane removes playercount and downloads
>>563927174>Ascension laughs as they refuse to release CoA
I can tell you turtle wow is not shutting down. I can't tell you why they are delaying the announcement. It is a mystery to me as well, just watching player numbers drop.
everything will be alright as long as Moppy fresh is on the horizon
>>563927436>>563924120NTA but this applies.
tauri is so good it's like im in my childhood again
>>563927436This is word for word what my magic 8 ball said.
Alright, that's it, switching to WoD Classic
Blizzard is just salty because private servers did what current Blizz could NEVER!!
>>563927792Didn't the person who draw this get fucked by a futa draenei?
>>563927792garbage artwork
>>563927951That makes them even more based.
My guild only has 8 people signed up for BWL tonight. We were doing 30+ before the settlement.
>>563927792why is a disproportionate amount of alliance fanart like this?>my cool badass oc covered in blood and gore killing those filthy nigger noshoesand its always drawn by porn artists doing something different too
>>563926213Been playing turtle since its early days. But these coping chuds think the servers will stay afloat to satisfy their fantasy is fucking laughable.
Did I miss the announcement?
now that the dust has settled and the server is about to shut down do you regret investing your time there?
>>563929183Nope, I ran a guild for a little over a year on nord, we cleared from mc to naxx, we were going to progress to kara but it was more of a casual guild and we didnt have the numbers, we also lot players to the original lawsuit announcement last year, I think tbc and midnight also took some players away but overall it was worth it, I'm going to take a break for the summer and come back in september hopefully to a wotlk server or maybe classic plus
>>563928473Better than me orc me rapeAlso this is the only fanart of its kind I've seen
>>563929183no, but I will miss 1-59 hc to 60 pvp and brd style dungeons
>>563929491>me orc me rapemost of the fanart like that is in fact alliance fanart portraying their elf getting raped
>>563888483why would i waste my time in a server where i have to PAY monthly to even look at my chars?
>>563927951His blood elf got killed by a draenei player who said they were futa in the thread, and then I think someone drew fan art of that in the same thread. Who cares though, Draenei futas are angels
i thought all orc fanart is just hot steamy sweaty bara sex
>>563889329normie
>>563929183Stopped playing turtle the day they put out their "open letter to blizzard". Don't regret the 2 months I spent on Ambershire before that at all.
>>563929746Elafi…Rasknitt…Leakingcage…
>>563927951No he got raped and started seething. He was bullied out of /lolg/ before it happened and out of /wowg/ after it happened. Now he shills his shit art on reddit where he's being bullied too
can someone invite me to your tauri guild
hour 11 of trying to queue for avwhy didn't i just stay on epoch
>>563930110whisper me
>>563930110Name?
another announcement of an announcement
We are a few days from the announcement.
>>563929810That letter always felt so scummy. Imagine someone stealing your shit in broad daylight and only when cornered going well maybe we should actually work together.
>>563930398
so all that's left now is tauri, warmane and maybe possibly turtle?
>>563930398>we are waiting on the chinks to approve the shutdown
>>563930398These are funny and quite believable, keep making them
>>563930671warmane has account registration but no download or playercountsturtle is currently in limbo and at any time the announcement that its closing could cometauri is still around but it wouldnt surprise me if blizz went for it next after stormforge
We are moving to Crusader-Storm and clearing Karazhan.
>>563930398https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbR5WcyWl18
POCHIE UPDATE!
>>563930718
>>563931058>I think we've proven over the years that we always keep everyone in the loopBullshit, they are notorious for mentioning things once and then never again. World PVP and Arenas were supposed to launch on April 1st, that came and went without a single word. They spent nearly 2 years not saying a damn thing about sommonable world bosses after announcing it on the forums. Same shit with cross-faction battlegrounds.
Says a lot.
>>563931253Quelthalas was supposed to release early 2026
>>563931253We're going to make world bosses a weekly lockout and summonable so it isnt farmed by 1 guild, just kidding we got you good
>>563931253well the world pvp and arena stuff was probably not launched because of the settlement since the offset pieces were hastily added to the pvp vendors
>turtle wow has such good coders bro>then the barbershop gets removed because it crashes the server
>>563931425It atleast has coders unlike OG epoch.
>suddenly epoo mentionedascension has programmers who are competent at the very least
>>563931465>whatabout epoch
How are the vibes?
>>563930778>Online: 26Okay
>>563931626Immaculate
>>563930718>These are funny and quite believable, keep making them
Turtle will liveThe delays are because they are making sure the server can survive. If it was just shutting down they would have said so by now. Whats the use in delaying a shutdown announcement? Delaying a "it will live and continue" announcement however makes sense since you actually have to take time to make sure everything fine before saying anything
>>563932793they just needed everyone to e sign the settlement
>>563930671dunno about tauri, their discord was nuked couple of weeks ago (probably because Disniggercord fails at basic GDPR request given my experience) I fear that won't save them from from official data request for lawsuit
>>563932793as much as it sounds like cope it does strike me as weird that its taking so long for, presumably, blizzard to sign off on an announcement or for someone to agree to the settlementknowing how shenna and crogge actually operate id have expected the server to be dead already and the pair vanished into the night with the money leaving the rest of the people on the settlement high and dry
>>563903746ngl that screen was peak
>>563903746satania has way bigger breasts than this
Mr. Blizzard, why do you hate private servers so much?Were super cute and love playing Wo-
>>563933567nigga that's nuts
what server? should i? play on?
Announcement soon?
>>5639339762 days away
>>563933992you already posted this
>>563933976Well Bowser said it would be in 6 hours about 1.5 hours ago, so expect to hear something in about 3 weeks.
>>5639339763 hoursEdit: Timeline has changedEdit: This is so stressful guys you can't imagineEdit: need 5-7 more daysEdit: My dog ate my announcement gonna need another 24 hoursEdit: Just waiting for the last E-signature, announcement soon!!Edit: Last signee's Adobe license expired, we're gonna need another 54 hoursEdit: Whoah thanks for the gold king stranger!Edit: I'm taking full blame for this, we didn't see this coming, new ETA is 9-31 hoursEdit: I'm sorry I can't deal with this rn, need another 72 hoursEdit: Guys my goldfish just died, need to get his funeral and inheritance sorted out, gonna need another week
TURN ON CNN MAGIC'S GRANDMA DIED AGAIN
>>563934470dono status?
Any servers?
>>563934658FUCKING KAYTOTES HE MUST BE STOPPED
Someone just crashed their car into my house and ripped out the electricity cables. Sorry.
is that upcoming new kronos vanilla server 3.3.5 or 1.12? and can you set xp rate to 1x?
>>563935008>nd can you set xp rate to 1x?why would you do that? is it really that important that you grind 200 tigers instead of 100?
>>563935005lel i remember that bs which server was that?
This is a slander campaign against Bowser by seething Epoch cucksTurtle isn't going anywhere, Bowser is just trolling a bit, the server is Too Big To Fail and blizzard devs themselves played on it bcs of how good it was stay seeth epoop cuckies!!
>>563897690I love how y'all keep saying this shit like its self-evident because you're literally not able to prove any of it.You're just making up shit in your head and typing it out because it sounds nice to you.
>they are going after servers with ingame shopswarmane and asscention are nextbased blizz trying to purify the private server scene
>>563911229Humans are White Americans, Orcs are African Americans
Pspspsps little junkieCome here I have a nice new crackden for you to live inFree drugs so long you pay me 15 bucks a month and buy the token and the boost and the 3 day early access deluxe edition
honestly if blizzard came along and killed the entire private server community it would be a net positivethe whole scene could really use a reset with some new talent as the cliques that have formed ruin any possible progress with all the eceleb drama and knowledge gatekeeping that happens
>>563932793Ashes of Creation will liveThe delays are because they are making sure the server can survive. If it was just shutting down they would have said so by now. Whats the use in delaying a shutdown announcement? Delaying a "it will live and continue" announcement however makes sense since you actually have to take time to make sure everything fine before saying anything
>>563935709Ah yes the new talent which will definitely join because of all the lawsuit and doxxing Blizzard has done in courtSurely massive amounts of legal problems are an enticing bonus for any potential new private server developerIf anything this will bleed out the oldfags who actually knew what they were doing. The only people remaining will be amateurs and vibecoders
I could afford to pay a subscription but I don't because half the "people" online on official servers are bots and it pisses me off.
>>563935852I fear all the vibe coded buggy server we will have in the future. I feel like it's over for private servers.
>>563935582You don't have to buy the token, or the boosts, or the carries, or the store mounts you know, you can just play traditionally
>>563935103vanilla ain't vanilla when you have >1x rates.i enjoy it more, and you'll have more people leveling instead of sitting at 60, which is beneficial to the entire ecosystem of a server.
>>563935582Your pserver is shit, awful custom content and pay 2 win.
>>563936189more people leveling means you have less people leveling becuase they get bored by the time you reach 45x1 only makes sense if theres enough content between 30 and 60not even turtle with their years of development managed to make it not a slog
>>563935582too many iranians/indians playing retail wow as a jobthanks i will stick to private servers filled with european neets
>>563911328I'm going to take one for the team and fuck this hag to get her to not shut turtle down, wish me luck guys.
>>563935103What's the point rushing to play vanillas dogshit endgame?
Ascension chads we still good? Blizzard still needs us to steal ideas from for retail right?
>>563936669whats the point of slogging through post 30 leveling?
>>563936871Leveling becomes much less of a slog once you get a mount.
>>563935008It's 1.12 blizzlike progressive Vanilla like it's 2020 again.No one is gonna play that shit.
SOD pserver when?
alright lads, it's gayming time. where do we play nowadays?
sigh...just resubbed to retailgod damnit
PRIVATE SERVERS IN THE GRAVE TONIGHTBLIZZARD DRONES JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME (YEAH)AND BLIZZ GON' MAKE YOUR LIFE(WOO)THEY JUST WANNA SEE YOUACK!IN THE CLUB, PARTY ROCKLOOKING FOR YOU SERVER? IT'S ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK, HUHNON STOP WHEN BLIZZ IN THE COURTLAWYERS MOVING DOCS' BUILDING PAPER FORTSWHERE ALL MY TOONS? I GOTS TO KNOWEVERYTHING GONE, TIME TO ROCK AND ROLLHALF-MAN HALF WOMAN, TRANNY-NOSHENNA GAINING MONEY - THAT'S A NO-NO
Is warmane actually offline or just not showing player numbers and the download links?
>turtle wow down to 1.7 players>epoch up to 700 playersWE’RE CLOSING THE GAP BOYS
>>563938019It's not offline
>>563937753cringe kino inboundtry to not get alcohol poisoning
just resubbed to ffxivit's over...
>same time every day the thread gets flooded with "ironic" blizzjeet postscould they make it any less obvious?
>>563937916Based
>same time>its literally all day thoughwhat did the schizo mean by this
>>563937916even blizzard knows warmeme numbers are fakethey will get away with it
>right on 6k pop let's go wooo turtle wow is getting big guise>8k pop whoa this is epic so many players i love it this is the best>it blows my mind that we have a 10k pop turtle wow is the best server EVAR>8k pop is better really i mean 10k was getting crowded>6k pop alright things are finally getting comfy this is perfect>like i said 4k pop is really the peak these are the best number>2k pop oh yeah so comfy it's so great to be able to do quests without everything being so crowded>1k pop this is awesome this is perfect honestly wow was never built for those big numbers and it's better when the server is nice and small>500 pop is sooooo comfy i feel like i know everyone and we're like a big happy family>uh wait where did everyone go>hello>where's the thread>can someone please come play with me>i'm lonely
>>563937087I really, really want this. Unironically.
>sold all my gold on SF mop s1 before last patch dropoff >had a lot of coins saved up for legion oh well... glad I didn't waste my time doing challenge modes apart from my main, didn't even really have alts to begin with now, if tauri were to go down as well... grim
Did Pearl say anything about it?
i quit my job last month to start streaming full time playing on turtle i have no fucking idea what im going to do now i hate blizzard i hate blizzate I FUCKING HATE BLIZZRAR
>>563938562I don't see why they'd take down stormforge and not tauri
>>563938656I called him but Skoll picked up and growled at me so I hung up
>>563930637It's not NuBlizz shit though.
I hope Turtle dies before this event
Tauri bros... I'm scared...
>>563938958That's gay...
>>563939125h-hot
>>563938958crash this tranny wedding before server shutdown
>>563938734because tauri is hosted in chis' bedroom
>>563938958so THIS is the serious RP on nordanaar I'm missing out on by playing on ambershire
turtie...
annoucement? what server play if turtle kill
>>563939369All western private servers will cease to exist within the next two months. Only chinese and russian servers will live on.
>>563939369Eastern time
>>563938734because they agree it'll be funnier to release legion classic before tauri legion comes out
what are the vibes on tauri discord (stoat) right now ?
>>563938842>pearl>skollPearl only ERPed with Knotty, Pandapaws' wolf
>>563939545I'm scared turtle bros...
>>563938958These were the RPers who called Torzag a sexpest and cancelled him in the RP community.
KRONOS 5 SUMMER
>>563939545So basically 3 hours until no announcement.
>>563938958I will come with my orc and crash this wedding
Someone should make a private server that has all of the gameplay and content from Epoch, Turtle, SoD, Duskhaven and Bronzebeard.
>>563940016That would be transphobic and result in a permanent ban
>>563940016It's a PvE, crossfaction server, like every other custom server.
Reminder that these people are retarded. It's probably Shenna on some "If I don't sign it doesn't apply to me" shit and the rest of the cucks are waiting because it's hard to weigh up.Blizzard got the go ahead for judgements and left the settlement with missing signatures because they have the evidence.
The stress from losing turtle wow is causing me to overeat. Today alone I have consumed>8 cans of soda>5 fried pork chops>4 potatoesi am so large and round
What class do i roll on POOCHIE?
>>563940664That's a light meal for the type of Amerigolem that actually likes WoW.
Turtle download servers are suspended
>>563923237>because ret is a powerful spec for little effortThat describes warriors on turtle too
>>563940806It’s over
>>563940806is it still just the "World" download server or are the EU west, china and others down too?
>>563938958https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TSGUf1xbF8
>>563940806>it's actually truehot damn
>>563940896EU West is doing it too, but not all the time
>>563940774Nelf Rogue!
>ran into old gvrv friends on kezan whilst levelling by chance Desu!>>563940774Just bee yourselfFrom what I saw though mage warlock and priest all have the lowest pickrates, server is stuffed with paladins as usual
where can I honestly get my WoW fix now since Stormforge is kill? Any expac is fine I'm just a junkie for the game at this point.
>>563941472Come home to Pochie.
>>563940774the fuck is poochie?
>>563941440Is meme shadow priest or demo lock any good?
Whitemane removed all mentions of Stormforge and reaffirmed they are launching Fresh Moppy!
>>563940443It’s in Darnassus so if he shows up it will flag him for PvP. Very possible he could bait people into attacking him.
>>563941656Not true.
>>563941631this is why SF went down it was a conglomeration of whitemane, atlantis, tauri etc they all scattered so they are harder to track and deal with whitemane made an announcement like a day or two before SF one, meaning it was already decided
>>563941558what is Poochie? please no bully
warmane players per server stats and download is back up
>>563942054pooochie *smooch*
>>563938434I look and sound like this.
so now that WoW is effectively dead, what MMO are we moving to?
annoucement?
>>563941558I NEED to see her getting bred by orcs
>2 hours left until announcement
what do you guys think the annoucement will be?
>>563943562The announcement is they need another 2 days for the real announcement.
>>563943585you think bowsers trolling becasue he knows he's about to dip and leave the scene forever so he's just having some fun strigging people alone.
>>563943145OSRS
Announcement any moment now
>>563943145tera private server soon
>>563943562they will put on the ring of eternal flame indicating they will soon wave the turtle flag of revenge signaling consequences will never be the same for blizzard
>>563887627In less than a year.Blizzard has killed: Epoch, Stormforge and maybe turtle today.Is this the end of worlo private servers?
>>563943852announcement for what?
>>563941616They are decent but not meta, affli warlock is top pve dps in the game, smite priest is probably as good as shadow priest now but priest is still best used as a healerIn any case it's a pve server so just bee yourself
>>563944038turtle are adding a new custom class to the game, they've assured people it's good for warcraft lore and based off a warcraft 3 hero unit.people are debating if it's demon hunter, deathknight or blademaster.Tinkerer and spell breaker got thrown around but those would be high elf and goblin locked and no one thinks turtle devs are making two new classes at the same time. the people who are do are coping.
>>563944089bee myselfyeah, im making a tank then
>>563941440if i roll druid would i be forced to heal?is feral DPS as shit as it was untill about legion?
>>563943663He is 100000000000000000% trolling
>>563944007Private servers will continue to exist for as long as there's people who want to play WoW without giving money to Blizzard. But we're definitely entering a dark age.
>>563944171Only blade master and maybe deathknights make sense. Demon hunters would be highelf and night elf locked and while it's cross faction for almost everything, it would ruin AV balance.We're more likely to get necromancer also.Paladin is the most played class on the server by a mile, no way they're adding another plate class.you could argue BM would use mail or leather.So yeah blade master or necromancer really I don't see any other options.
>>563944306im sad, i just wanna play wow with frens in a comfy server.
ANNOUNCEMENT IN 1 HOUR
>Bowser playing Overwatch 2It's genuinely over...
>>563944306They'll just have to get smarter about opsec. Make it impossible for any hosting, DNS, payment providers etc. to be able to dox them, be 100% anonymous and never let anything lead back to their real identity. The only way to remain safe is to make it impossible for Blizzard to name you in a lawsuit.
ANNOUNCEMENT IN 1 BONG 3 BINGS
>>563944462tinker
>>563944462brewmaster
>>563944462DancerSingerWaitress
>Stay up a little late last night in anticipation of the announcement "in a matter of hours">Nothing>Ah well I'll read it in the morning>Wake up>Announcement made 5 hours ago that there will be an announcement in 6 hoursI'm getting some major immaculate vibes in the war room deja vu here fellas. This shit is fucked beyond belief isn't it?
>>563943145Phantasy star online Blue Burst.
>>563945017The only talk of this is from some retard chink who clearly has no fucking idea what he's talking about. The reality is that he never should have said there will be an announcement because he genuinely has no idea. He's either trolling or retarded.
>>563945084Holy fucking basedI haven't played in a while but I had fun on Ephinea
>>563944881I guess I could see it for goblins and gnomes.>>563944939Turtle wouldn't resort to that right away but it'd be good to get a new tank and healer in.>>563944995Dancer, Bard, Singer, All healers or support DPS, how do you level it? i don't know I don't care.shame this is all copium
>>563930360im the only dwarf in elwynn forest
>>563945126It's from the co-owner (Read: Shenna's gimp) anon.
>>563945126>some retard chinkthat's crogge
>>563944275Not sure about feral dps, In my vague memories it was good because of gear buffs? I know they were meta in WSG and decent in wpvpBear tanks are also part of the meta so you won't be forced to heal in any case
what server to play?
Reminder that Crogge only learned chinese so he can negotiate selling characters and gold to chinese sellers during Elysium.
>>563945265Sorry I get my retards mixed up
>>563945170tinker has lore for most races other than night elves, trolls and tauren
server about to shut down and these niggas talking about adding new classes lmao the copium is unreal
>>563943145horizon ffxi
>>563945997You lost Blizzjeet
>>563946213Fuck off Aerec no one is playing your dogshit server
FIFTY TWO MINUTES
>>563943145I quit MU online to play vanilla all those years ago. This time I'm giving City of Heroes a try
>>563944171It's a necromancer obviously.
>>563946304>MU onlineHoly shit now that's something I completely forgot about until you mentioned it.
why does shenna claim the server costs 5-6 digits to run monthly?
>>563946494Running a couple of cod servers back in the day cost 150 euros per month for less than 200 players so i believe them over whatever this meme chart is.
>>563946494what's stopping someone from running and maintain their own server at home? rather than a data center
>>563939369>if
Warhammer Online Return of Reckoninghttps://www.returnofreckoning.com/Better MMO than WoW imo
>>563946494the chinese servers peak at 300k online when combined
>>563946675>turtletroons think nostalrius devs were lying in their post mortem goodbye document
>>563946770Giant steaming piece of shit.
>>563946678Nothing
>>563946818>retarded niggers>surprised they would liet. retarded nigger
what server can I play balance druid on and find a raid group
>>563946494She never claimed it's just the server cost.It's the cost of running basically a company with multiple servers and upwards of 100 staff members total.
>>563946494I don't think it was clarified if those numbers were hardware alone or also included the staff running them.
>>563946770Holy KinoDidn't even know WH had a mmo
Turtle is still up.Keep seething trannies.
>>563947216>Keep seething trannies.actually they would be happy about Trans WoW staying up
Come home white man
>75 posts without WhitemaneHow am i supposed to enjoy pochie???
>>563947078It was one of the first true wow "clones". Tried to be more pvp oriented with body blocking being a thing, so you could create chokepoints during sieges, but I remember there really pretty rough server issues at launch and the pve side just was pretty dry. I didn't play it for long. Shame, because the premise was nice and the trailer was sick
why doesnt playing on pochie while caged feel as good as it did on turtle?
>>563943145osrs, gw2 for me, which is what i was already playingseethe all u want i have fun in both
>>563947078It is pretty good. The problem is it took them a while to refine it and by that time the game was dead. But RoR is solid and desperate how litigious Gamer’s Workshop can be they have an agreement with the RoR guys.I have some nitpicks with it, like the two faction approach which was only done to copy WoW, but at the end of the day it is an MMO. I’d also love it if RoR did a WAR+ server where they added new factions (like proper Skaven and not the tragedy we got in WAR) but that’d be a big ask. Ultimately I recommend trying RoR if you liked WoW’s PvP and wanted the game to be more centered around it.
>>563947301Genuinely the best answer to people looking for a "classic like" MMO experience. This game design wise is still stuck in the mid-wotlk era with massive open world zones and huge quest chains good stories (up till the point the movies end which lets be honest is going to take you months upon months to reach if you're invested anyway).The F2P model is a lil jewish, but all the content in the game is free up to like level 95, you can earn shekels just by playing and doing quests/killing mobs and they are just about to have their yearly anniversary were they usually give away a bunch of shit.There's also a private server but I've never looked into it.
>>563947301i tried lotro and it gave me motion sicknessalso its dead as fuck
Kill all white people (except the trans ones).
>>563947301Twow player. Thinking of trying Lotr too. I want to explore Middle Earth.
>>563947586>mentions everything but the gameplay shit is probably worse than vanilla
>>563947301sylma used to play this...
>>563947754Retail general is two blocks down
I don't have enough mana.
Remember to get into 64bit server in LotRO.
>>563947754
>>563947870Eh, that's fair. I never mentioned the gameplay, it plays a bit worse than even Vanilla WoW and feels a bit floaty and unresponsive at times, but it's not the worst tab target MMO I've ever played.
>>563927792i don't think it is possible to be faggier than a human ret paladin.
id genuinely rather play retail over these clunky AA pieces of shit, at least the buttons feel good
>>563948049Well I wouldn't.
blizzjeets reminding you how they'd rather play retoilet than anything else for the Xth time by spending 20 hours a day in this thread instead of playing retoilet
>every pserver developer goes to ground>pserver scene is nothing but off-the-shelf 1.12 blizzlike and 3.3.5 trinitycore for the foreseeable futureare we, dare I say, back?
As a retail player I sleep like a baby at night knowing that I'm not a THIEF like these private server players. You are all going to burn in hell.
10 MINTUTES UNTIL TURTLE DEADS
TURTLE TRANNIES IN THE GRAVE TONIGHT
1 hour left before announcement
I have an announcement: I choose now to live as a gay man.
TURTLE IS DEADPLAY EPOCH YOU FAGGOTS
trust the plan
Come home white man......Come to Season of the Crusade
Insider here, the announcement is the release of Turtle WoW 2.0
>>563948767this is insanely retarded but i wish it was true lol
>>563948767How did ANYONE think this looked good enough to share? How were people praising this?
Insider here...Inside her!Yeah I'm fucking Shenna
>>563948924It looks good but whatever.
>people going back to epoch thinking MC coming out soon means new content is being worked on>they lack the critical info that it was already complete and dvtch is just sending it out before letting it rot
>>563948767Unironically you could be right.
>>563949047People aren’t returning to Epoch because Molten Snore is releasing. They’re returning because Turtle shit the bed.
34 minutes
>>563949279yes, they're returning because turtle, but they're returning to a dead-end realm
It's coming
omg im so excited
>>563949432With Epoch I can have a year of fun before I do all its content. Turtle has two months max. You do the math.
Warmane is back sisters
I am now officially announcing my transition from Nordanaar TurtleWoW to Kezan Project Epoch
>>563949505>With Epoch I can have a year of fun before I do all its contentI'm curious as to what your plans are, I leveled to 60 and did all the dungeons, hit up every new horde hub except for bugged quests so felt like I had my fill. there's always making an ally and doing those too but what else?I remember wasting a ton of time doing those furbolg fishing dailies, only for the capstone quest to be bugged and never fixed, and only for some of the dailies to need lava fishing which didn't become available until months after I quit
>>563949756Enjoy the leveling process, get into prebis, do raids, make friends.
The announcement will be in five minutes.
>>563949949Fuck that’s exactly what this shit is. Five fucking minutes on Namek
>>563949949FUHREEEEEEZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
they're going to make an official announcement for the statement date instead of just people having to ctrl+f bowser's message
>>563949949>im watching the freeza saga rn shits taking foreverthis dude is such a hack
7 minutes. 7 minutes is all I can spare to delay this announcement.
>TFW no announcement
Twow might have the worst staff of any community I've ever checked out lol. Yesterday the discord was full of 'comunity helpers' crashing out on people all day and arguing with randoms.Kind of funny to watch but also pretty embarrassing for them as a product.
>>563912657H-hot.. sorry sis..I kissed you too much tonight, didn't I?
>>563949949Stop Freeza...ack!
>'comunity helpers>staff
>>563951018If you have the power to ban people, you're staff
>>563951017jej
the time of shenna's execution... got changed
>>563950482Actually 7 minutes left now
>>563950939One of the community members is an ex blizzard dev who constantly says BLIZZARD BAD so people reply to him with SO TRUE XISTER, it's pathetic.>>563951182DW anon I got you I got the gif right here.
>>563951259vintage
>>563951259cheers king
Wait a minuteIf not announcement is made, the server can't close
NO BLIZZARD NOOO NOT MY LEVEL 15 ORC SHAMAN
>>563951458Checkmate blizztards
>No more delays, you have my word
Do any of you dirty sluts want to erp?
>>563951458the blizersd lowyer said Senna how do u wan turtel wow to be killered>?shena said.. by timethe court was mouth gaped and the peopel clapd!
i legit never planned on playing epoch again, even if turtle shut down, but this community revival and lack of announcements has me lookin.
I only erp with clean shaven sluts that smell like strawberry soap
So Bowser was just trolling?
>>563951774>the guy who's been farming arcane crystals and black lotus for 8 months uncontested looking at epoch pop resurgence
>>563916226Shenna been around even before trannies were a thing
>>563951976>>563951976>>563951976
>>563951674>>563951782*sheeps you*
>>563951993*eats a poisonous mushroom while you cast sheep*lol
>>563951782I only erp with futas that are packing 12 inches minimum
>>563951596Oh, they got this all screwed up.
>>563952117isn't every futa this big nowadays?i legit never saw a "normal sized" futa
>>563924287Epoch remains dead and you niggers keep griefing WG, fuck off.The new content is not even good, the human starting supe region chances were the only good stuff that was added in.Like why tf there is only carriages to and from Ogrii/Stormwind? Feels like they ran out of gas
>>563952117Literally me
>>563952518Name?
>>563935709>New talent>Look inside>Gaytotes mempreg addiction>Crusader storm endless parses>Sinestria stat crunchingYeah, no.
>>563941558Only if you give me a sucky, sis
>>563952517>Epoch remains deadOh u
>>563947301I tried this once but my bags got full and they asked for money lmao and I couldnt figure out what had any worth in the auction house, in fact, their auction house was insanely retarded and with a terrible UI, never logged in since
>>563947301I miss my merry band of minstrels...
>>563943887is that a thing? i miss thick thighed elin
get pregnant
>>563894001it's never about pride. It's about throwing it in the face of straight white moral men and women who hate it. It has always been a humiliation ritual.
im bummed out bros
