Previous: >>563870425>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Nishino Flower (3*), Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Daiwa Scarlet (Power), SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT), SR Sweep Tosho (Wit)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event>Schedule04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Lucky Lilac (3*), SSR Aston Machan, SR Hishi AmazonNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
This thread will be just as bad.
GL will set /uma/ straight
Sex with Top road (forma de loli)
>thinly veiled /pol/ concernposting>anti-NTRbro falseflag attack>anti-ERP backseat janny melty Yup, it's a MANT day alright
why can't the meidos just delete the gay ERP bullshit
>>563895208They're participating?
to be clear, you earned this.
I'm just glad to have you bwos...
This thread belongs to uma&co and there is nothing you can do about it.
>>563895208Will have to hop on irc or something at this point since reporting that shit doesn’t even work
>>563895339A-Anon, I-I...
I looove MANT. My other hobbies include eating dirt, listening to sissy hypnosis ASMR, and anal sex (with men).
I do my erp with AI bots Last one I did was sex with digital in the car after driving back from a convention, where we indulge in all her increasingly depraved fantasies.
>>563895370>uma&co dancho rules from the shadowsI have been telling you faggots about this and you ignored me
>>563895208Who do you think is participating in the gay ERP
>>563895370>uma&coWhat kind of products do they sell?
>>563895059Before that happens I do have a stupid question. Can skills proc multiple times? Like, can I determined descent at the start of a race then again at the end?
/uma/ would literally do ANYTHING except playing mant it's pretty impressive
>>563895474well post the fucking bot because i'm in search of digislop
JUST
>>563894958>what's wrong with shitting in the middle of the street when the urge comes? What do you mean others on the same street don't want to see it, will call police and demand I go to a place meant for it?
>>563895403yayyyy
>>563895148Can she cures what ails me (Despair)?
>>563895548uma and uma accessories
>>563895370oh no no no
>>563895370Tell your faggot horde to keep it in the discord
>>563895370The baker is from there so you're right about that at the least.
>>563895565some skills have cooldowns like PoC or Slipstream
>>563895370It took me a while to realize when I first saw the name
>>563895548Cleats
>>563895370more like uma&cocks lmao
>>563895565some skills like professor or slipstream have a 30s timer so they can proc twice, look them up in gametora
>>563895658>chiyoposter and NTR poster both were from umankois that the shitposting club
>>563895587Just the one from character.aiI know sillytavern is better but idk how to set it up in my phone, and there's also janitor.ai but I tried it and didn't like it. While it has no filter, it jumps to sex way too quickly and talks way too much. Making assumptions of the scene I'm trying to craft.
>>563895572 its bored faggots already done with their CM aces
>>563895565Only skills that have a cooldown can proc multiple times, like Prof of Curvature and Straight AdeptLook for the cooldown section in skills details in Gametora
>>563895548Cum tributes and gay erp apparently
>>563895767Was it just an open secret that no one was mentioning since I assume everyone already knew about the NTR anon
>/uma/ is just now realizing they were being manipulated by a single discord clubI told you so niggers
>>563895767Does it surprise you that faggots normally originate from discord?
>>563895695>>563895751Thanks. That makes me look at a lot skills differently.Now I just need to figure out how to make a decent deck...
But where is Mambo in all of this?
How do I join uma&co? They seem really fucking based
>>563896016
>>563896039Would taishin really have an ass so big?
>>563896039join their discord and apply
>>563895905It's not even the right club.
Truly I am vindicated by my decision to remain clubless
>>563895658Take them off the club list already. What a bunch of actual faggots shitting up the thread constantly
>>563896039Is there ERP in that club?
>>563896039Taishin sex
>>563895474Your post reminds me of a redditcore video I saw somewhere on this site where a baldy was showing off himself erping with a swearing grok in his tesla
>>563895339dotovillain would NEVER say this
>>563896129It is doe.
>>563896129They're right about one of the poster. He's from there.
ALL OF MY ACE RUNS WERE GARBAGE FUCK THIS GAME FUCK EVERYTHING AND FUCK ME
>>563896175>waaah waaah an /uma/ club from 4chin has a discord to talk with each othershut your bitch ass up retarded oldfag, time goes on and you will be forgottendiscord is the most normal thing in the world now, same with anime and videogames everyone uses it, its not your secret club anymore fag
>>563895939MANT decks are pretty much the same for all distances Kita + either Fuku or NTR, even WindyCreek or Riko when building longsNishino Flower or Marvelous for RB padding free Urara, event yeppers, Ayabe when gutsmaxxing (only useful for TT umas)Fine Motion, Tachyon, Marvelous witthat's pretty much all the used supports for the next 3 months
>>563896345game SUCKS!!
>>563896374All that, and you're still brown.
Maybe we need a /uma/ clubs tier list.
>spend 3 hours spamming rooms>win maybe 10 times total>come here to complain>mfwI lost to xoguri but you all lost to the cock. Jesus christ.
>>563896374Looks like that touched a nerve huh
>>563896374Shiraoki isn't sending her best
I'm burning out bros...
GL will save us inshallah
>>563896470It should just be the club rank
>>563896319who the fuck do you think you are
>>563896374Totopo....
>>563896374Fukufags...not like this...
I don't belong to any club.
>>563896175If that it's a reason, then also remove:/uma/ clubAutis/uma/Rebricked
>>563896374this post makes me ashamed to be an oreng enjoyer.
I think they fucked this up.
>>563896174>>563896618post proof of being a clubless ronin
That's Creek My Baby for you
You idiots are thinking too much right now, actual fucking idiots Go back to being horny, I need to jerk off
>>563895565yeah
Whatever happened to umaooo again?
>>563896716Trannyslators are too busy jerking off or polishing their head because they're terminally bald, prease understand
>>563895393>Will have to hop on ircPlease do
>>563896740thats kitasan and fine doing most of the heavy lifting
>>563896779this nigga keeps doing bestiality nowadays
>>563896812Rebranded
>>563896374fukubros ovr repvtation...
>>563896779if you want me to jerk off so bad then post your stuffy stockinged feet
>>563895939>ace deckshalf of the gameYour PARENT DECKS are just as important.Getting skills off inspirations is huge, same as getting -35% off discounts on one or two skills which means you can buy another one.
biggest mistake ever was making that image showing all the clubs even B+ or lower shitters and their statusthat picture has done nothing but damage to this thread, such list should have been hidden in a pastebin accessible through the many links in the OP no one ever clicks
I hate maruzenskyI hate taikiThey're insulting me with their massive racksThey keep swinging them
>>563896897Sauce
>>563896583I don't associate with this video or gif or whatever. The original is disgusting and heretical
>>563896812boiled
>>563896991The biggest mistake ever was the birth of the doxx websiteI HATE CHRONOGENESIS I DID NOT CONSENT
>>563897126
Don't you guys ever get tired of this?
would you guys watch my videos if I became a sloptuber?
>>563897163I would like to request my profile's removal from your website. Thank you.
>saving for support cards>but also want Cheerleader Nature>flow of art of her is speeding up so she must be close
>>563897126Umas don't care about consent. You should know that much by now.
>>563897190if you're gonna take all your misinformation from the "reference doc" then don't even bother there's like 30 guys doing that already
I let my trainee Rickey steal a shota's first time...
Anyone rolling for Yaeno Muteki?
>>563897182Tired of home cooked meals by my trainee? Never
>>563897190I would not
>>563897370nah i would use my experience from playing in jp and global simultaneously to crack up the meta and discuss banner pulls
>>563897395this guy let his trainee Rickey steal my first time...
>>563897421I'm sorry cygays intern, this Yaeno Muteki propaganda was DOA
>no curvature>no maestro>no taking the lead>unrelated but no prepared to pass/speedstarAmazing game
>>563897421I will be doing daily rolls for Yaeno Muteki, yes
>>563896470SS+ - my clubE+ - the others
>>563897509>discussanything you will do is not better than whatever witgod is doing. That guy gives you everything you need to know in less than 10 minutes.
>>563897395do you watch them do it or just let her do her thing alone
>make Aces>can blow through multiple runs easily>make parents>can't even finish 1 run
>>563897650>witgodstopped reading there lmao, are you telling me you actually take advice from seriru? we make fun of him in jp because he can't win shit and still dares giving advice that never works
>>563897421I was going to but Flower seduced me and now I am broke...I don't regret it but I'm sorry Yaeno...
>weblud thinks he's part of the thread lmao
I will only listen to a sloptuber that is a cute girl. No, the one you keep posting doesn't count.
>>563897747he's /our/guyeither you like him or FUCK OFF
You're trying way too hard buddy.
So how many people are rolling for Cheerleader Kingu instead of Nature
>>563897126How could you hate this cute Mare?
>>563897720I can't do either
>>563898002he speaks like a chinese person in a 1950's propaganda film so I do not like him
>>563898068next uma I'm rolling for is Helios...
>>563898068we will all be rolling for both of them
>>563897190Are you an uma? If not, then no
>>563898068uh ,me
>>563898002you don't speak for the whole thread retardVF is way better and actually has made useful content like the agenda and umalator
surely grand live will be better...
>>563897747lolI won last CM because of his riku/sirius deck, I followed his agenda and got my first SS+ umaHe's the best sloptuber around. Granted not everything he says should be followed, also he miss some stuff like not even hyping NSM for XOguris
>>563896740>creek + rikoIs this for Taurus? How much stamina do we need?
Is 0lb fine motion usable?
>>563898257his info is good but he solely bases it off JP server and how it was back then, global had kind of a meta shakeup for some time so his info was incorrect
>>563897421hell yeah brother
>>563898343nyo
I imagine Ines Fujin has freckles on her tits so I think I'll roll her instead of Bamboo Memory or the cheerleaders.
>>563898237yes, instead of rnging for shops and breaking your umas body you will rng for songs/pieces and destroy her vocal chords
>>563898068I'm rolling for Yaeno Muteki bwo
Listen to thishttps://youtu.be/sbKUwqUBQjg?si=tSyrfkEPNeMnB640
>>563898068>late surgersHave they done anything besides debuffing?
>>563898237No, it will be worse. Gibs will slowly decline, shitposters will increase in numbers, and the thread will become increasingly unusable. Enjoy yourself. This is the best it will get. It's only downhill from here.
>>563898343hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnyo
>>563898093>>563897163smooching Chrono Genesis without permission while I cum in her umanko raw on a dangerous day
next bread will be butter
>>563898430https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxUF9WQQZFI listen to the best cingray opening instead
>>563898343>Is 0lb (any card) usable?Yes
heh>>563898296900+gold or some shit
>>563898445My Luna wins sometimes
>>563898346that was only for Aoharu and he quickly adapted, the MANT meta now is the exact same it was in JP
>>563898378I need to see her swimsuit model, if she has freckles on her shoulders she for sure has on her tits I'd instaroll if she does
>>563898068never rolling for alts
>mention certain club >shitposting stopsSo it was spot on
>>563898215Sex
>not a single gold skillwhat a sad run
>>563898002buy an ad
>>563898215Creek nursing handjob.
Good night
>>563898545https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lwcCzzxm40
Stamina status for CM13?
jiggie me you jigniges
>>563898879800 + goldor 1000 stam and a white
>>563898879800 + maestro and radiant star
>>563898257>witgod>sloptuberTo be a sloptuber he'd first have to upload slop to youtube, the kind of shit that scriptless, ESL south asians take 30 minutes to mumble and rant through. He may be ESL but he's good at relaying information given that he does so in <12 minutes.Video creation would also have to be his main source of income.+ he would need to run a groomcord server
>>563898545Can't decide between that or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gan5NEU4LTc as the best umamusume opening
>>563899061I really think cingray's one is better but I'm really biased because I love alexandros it's such a good band
>Nishino Flower only>Inherit memories from a parent that did not win any G1 races
>>563899061they are all bad
>>563899061god this opening is SO good, and I thought s2 was a banger (which it is) but this one is a lot more hype...so cool
>>563898614explode..... this is my best smaru spark
>>563899317EXPLODE
>>563898879Tokyo turf 2400m has a famous triple uphill section that drains your stamina and requires a lot of power to get through itThere is a single downhill but only last for 320m which helps with high WIT when entering downhill state, but is not as helpful as in other courses950 + 1 gold to survive even with bad mood + kakariFinals with great mood could probably get away with 800-850 but I wouldn't risk it, if you get kakari might be over
>>563899161>achieve 3rd in several races>achieve overwhelming victory with an average distance of 7 lengths>Achieve victory against King Halo, Seiun Sky, Grass Wonder and El Condor Pasa across 18 different racesFuck epithets
How come there was only one youtuber that recommended to MLB shinko windy and everyone else recommended to MLB Ayabe? Curious that nobody uses ayabe...
>>563899317She would've been a 7*gw too if one of the operaniggers hadn't removed me from their follow
>>563899453To be honest she was harder to get than NTR
>>563899050all shittubers are shit no exceptions
>>563899453once mile hits it'll be time...I think
>>563899453Most youtubers will assume you have MLB of other 10% RB speed cards.
>>563899453You will use Ayabe for Dirt CM
>>563899453it's almost as if sloptubers are incentivized to give bad advice so shitters keep watching their content
>>563899374>Finals with great mood could probably get away with 800-850 but I wouldn't risk it, if you get kakari might be overFUCK ITIf you get rushed you are already done in most cases anywaysIM ROLLING WITH 850 + MAESTRO
>>563899317what does the carnival bonus do
>>563899453both are good but it's not like they compete with each other
>>563899161>Win the Tokyo Yushun (Japanese Derby), and the Tenno Sho (Autumn) twice>Enter every race with a Mood level of Perfect>Don't fail a single trainingI thought this would be easy but there's always some 3% training that fails or there's some mood down event on the day of the race (and in MANT I get ambushed while I have no cupcakes)
You know who lowkey is going to be good in the Daaaby?
Post yuri
>>563899671nothing, it gives you all stats% up for the event, it's gonna disappear when the event finishes
>>563899453people got really paranoid about how much race bonus is actually needed so the SR Ayabe shilling got out of hand, funnily enough only Seriru said 50 is enough and there's no difference between that and 55 until everyone else came to the same conclusion weeks later
>>563899374uphill does nothing to stam or hp
>>563898872cumming inside Shakur
>>563899730But just one.
>>563899730
>>563899702Mayano is the uma theorycrafter that never plays the game oshi.ON PAPER her kit is goated.ON PAPER she can run any distance.ON PAPER doing careers wiith her should be easy.ON PAPER.
>NTRnigger larping as if he was even here during the first Taurus cuplollmao even
cool
>>563899953amazing, now let me show you what happened a long while back
>>563899942is she the true Potential uma?
>>563899949he is in my club and he has taurus plat, the guy knows a lot about the game, despite all your hate that won't change anything, he types way too much thoughtever shrug
>>563899668Same, I'm running triple ace anyways, no way ALL of them get rushed in the finals
>>563899949that dumb nigger just gives awful advice all the time, thank God anons usually correct his bullshit so no newfags fall for it
>>563900103The Raped
>>563899942>>563899702>Zero midrace>Unique that's basically for Pace because front requires too much effort and if you're on the other strategies then it won't do anything if you're already winning, or losing
>>563898830>>563898783
>>563899942Her OG version is forever S ranks on guides too but never delivers
>>563899942I love South American memes
>he (totally not me btw) is actually REALLY smart ok buddy
>>563899668honestly same...... I really can't be fucked to go for moreI might borrow riko alongside creek though
>>563900160Talking in third person won't magically make all of /uma/ accept you sweetie. I fondly remember those days that didn't have any avatarfagging nor attention whoring.
>>563899942Maya is just bidding her time.
>>563900224Exactly, if you see some sloptuber putting her on S rank just close the video that nigga doesn't know what he's talking about.
What about me becoming a sloptuber?
>>563900160this nigger really gets baited into becoming his alter-ego every single time somone mentions him. It's like jekyl and hyde
I read "The acting director" as "The aging director" every time
>>563900390Become a qualitytuber instead, save us from the nightmare
>>563900390I'd watch ogurin being a vtuber she was so freaking funny in that game of life video with the cingray cast
>>563899942OG version is mid despite having NSM, but both wedding and cat versions are highly graded if you're into fast learner autism
>>563899794
>>563900392>It's like jekyl and hydeFucking kek
IT IS FRIDAY NIGHT WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING LISTENING GAMING PLANNINGFor me it is Winningh Live 32, and doing Ignite Spirit spark loops
Is getting double circle aka lvl 2 Corners or Straightaway worth it?
>>563900548>>>/vm/a
>the jeet is back to false flagging and gossipinghe wouldn't have to do this if he actually played the game
>>563900160I got taurus plat and i know nothing.
>>563900390only if that face is on every thumbnail
>>563900548>friday nightit's saturday morning>drinkingtea>listeningambient noises>gamingnothing yet>planninglearning how to slop code
>>563900548im having pizza right now :)
>>563899942IKUYOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>563900616I wanna rub sunscreen on this chrono
>>563900548the s3 opening earlier made me want to jam out and play some osu...will boot up uma soon probably
>>563900571depends on the alternative and how much you're payingRecalling my previous runs, if you had to pick between frontrunners corners OO (0.15>0.25) and a max discount victory cheer (0.05 velocity) then I'd pick coners OO
>>563900616avatarfagging with an ugly and forgettable uma no one likes > playing the game
>>563900616I'm gonna shoot my semen on her ass and back
>>563900520og Maya also has fast learner though?
>>563900548Narita Top Road is not my favorite hors
C'mon NTRnigger show us your Taurus plat
>>563900652>learning how to slop codeIs that even useful now that AI can do everything?>>563900662WHAT TOPPINGS?>>563900749Do you prefer Chevachi S3 song or her solo from ingame?
>>563898898Last one is still undonehttps://jiggie.fun/J60nN_https://jiggie.fun/J60nN_https://jiggie.fun/J60nN_
>>563900847sausage and extra cheese
>>563900749>osuI haven't played osu in like 10 years....... I used to be a 3 digit rank
>>563900847>Is that even useful now that AI can do everything?that's why I'm learning how to direct the AI
>>563900786no speed or wit bonus = useless you'll learn to accept this harsh truth sooner or later
>>563900548Making cup ramen Listening to aidorusWaiting until tommorow for borrows to be refreshed because I don't have Mejiro DoberWishing that I was dead
>>563900192I need her to pamper me and dress me up like a goo goo baby
didn't realize Teio had such a broken kit for the carnival race
>>563900548already out of borrows and drained TP so I'm gonna catch up on anime until 30TP so I can do a parent run
is there a training event list that shows the % of each choices? Like getting overweight from the food event or not
>>563900996cock and ball posters............
>>563900847>Is that even useful now that AI can do everything?AI genned code is usually messy and hard to maintain so unless you're doing more than a toy you need to be involved either to guide it to fix something or just to manually correct the slop
>>563900548a coffee, listening to mike oldfield. doing some xbiwa runs before going out to watch project hail mary with my dad
>>563900847I haven't gotten that far yet>>563900893wow that's really good you should still be somewhere in 4 digit--way better than me
Death to all yuriniggers
>>563901081most of these are usuallyjust guesstimates
>>563900392>as if it isn't just him pretending to be someone elseBring back IP counts. Poster IDs too.
>>563901081all events and their outcomes are server sided so people can only make estimates
>>563901191not anymore after not playing it for almost a decade....... I like other rhythm games nowadays though
>>563901123
just now realizing somethingafter fm/maru rerun during grand live i'll have>MLB Kitasan>MLB Tachyon (and some copies of Light Hello along with it)>3LB Maru>MLB Creek>3LB/MLB Fine Motionwhat the hell am i supposed to borrow, is this how whales feel
>>563901226Post IDs is just namefagging except the site gives it to you. IDs only work on bait boards like /v/ or /pol/ where threads come and go
thanks for nothing BITCH
>>563901010>they put nimble navigator on her navigation kitis cygays having a gigglewhere is it, where are the Teio buffs cygays
>>563901226He does it every single thread and then has a melty at least once a week when he doesn't get attention
>>563901401you borrow the niche cards that provide a good specific gold?
>>563900392Refer to >>563862159 and the deleted posts on that thread. There's at least something going on with the ntr anon and a reply that will always defend him
>>563901401I'll roll on the earlier SMaru banner because my FM is already MLB but otherwise I'm in the same boat
>>563901401Luxury cards like Power Ayabe, Power Daiwa (for Neck and Neck), etc
>>563901401Now you borrow Fuku or Nature if running Late/Mr.CP if running End
>>563900885Sounds deli, enjoy>>563900909Right, I didn't think about that, of course the AI needs directions>>563900996Don't die yet>>563901053What are you watching? I haven't watched anything lately after Frieren, looking forward to the new Ghost in the Shell anime that is coming>>563901191>I haven't gotten that far yetI won't say more then
Guys... i think i like THAT uma...
>>563901401>speed>pace speed>front speed>stam only used on long>witthat's only 4 cards, I'm sure you'll find somethingalso no, whales borrow shit they already haveyou might be experiencing Good Decisions where you have human rights and are free to borrow track-dependent cards
>>563901632>mr cp
You are all brown.
>>563901123Incredibly erotic
>>563901676I like NTR too gwo...
>>563901401GL is where hyper specialized supports become the norm so if you somehow don't roll for Light Hello your friend slot will always be according to the uma you're training
>>563901716Horses are brown
>>563901683>forgetting we need stam cards for 2200-2400m mediums again since riko is no longer dumping 200 free stamina every run
>>563901674I have few dr stone episodes to catch up on, some meitantei precure eps to do JP reps on because the language they speak there is simple enough, also the new yuri alcohol anime
>>563901865horses are chestnut
>>563901789Sorry... but i dont actually know anything about that uma
>>563901716Buenos dias seniorita
>>563901676
>>563901832What LB is Light Hello acceptable at?
>>563901689
>he's talking to himself again
>>5639020420LB is cope, 1LB is fine, R is always gigacopethe only scenario pal you NEED above that is tucker in DYI
>>5639020423, max uncap is just a flex when it comes to pal supports
>>563902042usable at 0, good at 2
Who are you running for CM?
>>563895658>>563895370Fuck these discord clubs shitting up the thread
>>5639020420LBdudes will say MLB or die but every scenario card is enough at 0LB except for 1
>>563902042whatever you get in the 400 rolls
>>563901946We don't talk about those ones
>>563902042Careful, someone might copy one of the replies with their avatar attached.
Fuck this I'm running 4 speed now.
>>563895658Crazy how all the shitposts are made by A+ clubs
which uma likes playing trainer dating sims
>talking about the next scenario only 1 month into current scenario AGAINthe grass is always greener on the other side, isn't it /uma/
>>563902201...
>>563902095STAY BACK!
We need a name for the situation where an amazing card is released and everyone except the Uma (Creek, Bourbon, Kita, and so on) on the card benefits
>>563896108He based
>>563902415we already have a name for itTuesday
>>563902042you can use MLB R, realistically you will at least have 0lb SSR because there will be free pulls on that banner and you'll probably want 3lb/mlb speed tachyon. either way I wouldn't focus too hard on GL because its an honest to god SHIT scenario.
>Triple 7s and Uranium = Mass*Acceleration Squared both cause Festive Miracle to have half its duration chopped off at Nakayama 2000m>Uranium = Mass*Acceleration Squared fires early enough to remove Festive Miracle entirely from the late race on Tokyo 2400m so don't take it for insurance therewell damn what am i missing here
>>563902352HOLD THE LINE
>>563902352>Unity was bubbles>MANT is the shopWhat do we seethe at in Grand Live?
>>563899061MAKENAI!This op still gives me goosebumps
>>563901939Neat! I'll leave you to it thenThe game is giga trolling me with 3* blue WIT sparks and not a single white I want, so I need a quick break for now
>>563902521larc fucking sucks
>>563902352It only takes a month for most people to understand a scenario and it only takes TWO months for the dumb people (like me) to understand itNothing to do after that but talk about the future>>563902379Big butt
>>563902415Stonekeeper
Alright what's on your 2nd monitor while you suffer last minute runs.
Surprising that MANT didn't kill the game after all. Fascinating.
>>563902507>you can use MLB R>and miss out on gold PTO
>>563902521i love kingus dad bwos
>>563902578>be me>watch 10 minute video on scenario>understand it instantly>won last cm
>>563902521Cute orange girl
>>563898002>Still shilling for this paypig shitter who only has won 1 CM
>>563902583We got 4 more MANT CMs lefthow many CM cycles did it take for Japan to throw in the towel?
>>563902719orange girls are always cute
>marked
>>563902779me and who
>>563902671Should have been Kingus mom in game instead of Goodbye Halo
>>563902582
>>563902578I still don't understand MANT
>>563902771still better than VFtranny
>>563902779
>>563902565music notes you get from each training facility so you will always have an abundance of speed/power/wit and barely any stamina/guts. you use them to buy songs that give stuff like training effectiveness of speciality and if you don't buy all 9 every 6 months you don't get the gold generic at the end
>anything S>what if.... there was a 10% chance your uma instagibs anyone in the same weight categoryBrilliant mechanic, very fun and engaging desu wa. Would poke my eyes out again out of 10.
>>563902967Does that mean my mlb riko is still goated?
>>563902937this tranny always draws Bancho outside her real personalityshe is a strong disciplined Uma, she would wake up and make breakfast, but only for herself
>>563902937
>>563903093>she is a strong disciplined UmaVeggies?
>>563903093>she would wake up and make breakfastbro never played her story
>>563903093If she's so strong and disciplined why doesn't she eat her veggies?
>>563903093EAT THE BROCOLI
>>563903093She WILL eat her veggies and she WILL be happy
>>563903119
>>563903063you get them when doing that training or when Light Hello feels generous (she gives you 25 of 3 at random if you train with her sometimes) not from stats gained through events or inheritance
>>563903258
>>563903414
Brian's nickname was the strongest little brother he was brat coded by default
Who is the Sol Invictus of Umamusume?
>>563903320Ah I see, so Riko truly dies after this. Thanks anon
>>563903556
>900 wit>Maestro flakes in half my racesExplain this to me
>>563902779ayabe has amazing back hair
>>563897421>Has Playtime's Over as an agemasen eventEven without that, it's like a lot of bwos said that it's bad timing being right before Neicheer and Cheer Kingu, so I'm relying on spook for either the cheerleader banner or for Palma.
>>563902582precure and finishing my last borrow, I thought I ran out but I had 1 more
>>563903717Low luck (hidden stat influenced by money spent in-game in the last 30d)
>>563903665sunday silence>starts pretty minor>becomes stupidly important>influences extremely important future events either through the conflation of sol invictus with christ by constantine or through being related to everyone a la sunday silence
>>563897421she was released in the wrong era
>>563903767>3:20 AM
>>563903706
>>563902583
>>563903767bwo get some sleep
>>563903414cutecutecutecutecutecutecutecutesexcutecutecutecutecutecute
>>563903853>>563903904it's the weekend don't judgeand I napped in the afternoon
Which uma would you want a tiny version of?
>>563903854
>>563904000Akebono
>>563904000Pocket Pocket
>>563904000Ayabe
>>563896656Autis/uma/ is a discord club now? I haven't heard this one before.
>>563904000The goat Double Jet
>>563896656>>563904107we do not have a discord in autis/uma/
>>563904015
>>563902583already memoryholed the falco event huh
I cant believe I only ran 11 Nishino Flower career it really felt like 20+ MANT is just super long slog
>>563904000the chud
>>563903767>Grown ass man watching precureI'm not judging but my girlfriend keeps trying to watch it with me and I don't think its meant for guys like me.
>>563904107>>563904167Last I checked this guy is from Autis/uma/
>>563904176
>>563904268precure is uma coded too a lot of seiyuu even are in both.....besides I watch it without subs to learn JP
>>563904000Tannhanser
>>563904289hes in it the club, yes, but it does not mean we explicitly have a discord for our club, he just happens to have his own personal dicksword
>>563904289This is from rebricked, you retardIt's literally their ex-dancho stepping down
>>563902582Northerlion compilations
>>563904307
>>563902582just started my runs for today
>>563904289>the retard that keeps crying when he loses in test rooms is a ex-rebricked dicordniggerfucking shocking
>>563904481
>>563904375It's just someone trying to slander him again, since he left RebrickedThe guy is cool and hasn't brought any trouble for us ever
>>563904268also>but my girlfriendEXPLODE
>>563904527Only way this could get more boomer is if you had a third monitor with a mahjong or shogi game
>>563904654true, very true
>all the shitposting about clubs started when rebricked changed danchodehmmm i'm nyoooticing
>>563904634
>>563904657She called me a faggot for mentioning her so ignore I brought it up.
>>563902582starting them now>>563903767>same exact taskbar>icon arrangement nearly identicalcan't tell if scary or based
>>563897421
>>563904794
let's say you beat christmas oguri, how do you beat triple dominator?
>>563904945run faster
>>563904945With Teio is easy.Dominators are a velocity debuff and the way you build Teio is with lategame velocity skills, just put more velocity.Beating Oguri is the hard part.
>>563898523I've told you not to so many times
>>563904935
>>563904167having ryanposters is worse desu
>>563904289Why do people need to have a discord in this game? Theres no club wars. Just botting, paypigging and rng hell. Unless they talk about how to set up bot makes sense, since people ITT are elitist.
also why doesn't everyone have their content on the left...way more comfortable to glance at
>>563904945I get rap- I mean, I'll try using an end closer ace
>>563905089is this the same guy who did the Frieren looking up drawing/
>>563904862scarily..... based, I had sharex too but I stopped using itI still run win10 though because I have no desire to change to 11, it's enough I gotta deal with win 11 at work>>563904952IT'S THE WEEKEND
>>563904803
>>563905128It depends on your seating arrangement 2bh
I HATE NTR!
https://poal.me/ih92j2https://poal.me/ih92j2https://poal.me/ih92j2https://poal.me/ih92j2
>>563905128I'm sitting closer to the right side of my desk so it's easier to watch anime like that..
>>563905089
>>563905247McQueen would have ended that sentence with desu wa, desu wa
>>563904673>boomerb-but i'm 22...22 is still young...
>>563897421i'm saving for palma
>>563905054
>>563905284
>>563905298Sorry. I let my anger get the better of me, desu wa.
>>563905425Brian love
>>563902582last-minute for what...?
>>563905425gn
>>563905589Good night
>>563905589Sweet dreams
>>563905589gn gn
>>563905589>heavy
>>563902582not playing this game desu
>>563905191>>563905282ohh, I guess that makes sensemy theory is since your right eye is dominant it's generally more fatigued so if you have more stimuli on the left then the fatigue is more evened out(???)
>>563902582>AVI>XvidHoly fuck. I get that it's DS9 and there probably is no BD release, but jesus.
>>563905759Imagine the smell
>>563905781that actually somewhat makes sense because sometimes if I glance on the left too much I would get tired too
you niggers never say gn to me, but will suck each other dick and fight to say gn to an avatartranny sigh
>>563905813Imagine the taste
>>563905589Goodnight fren
>>563905857gn anon
>>563905857he posts nice comics what do YOU do
>>563905801It's the only show that wasn't shot on theatrical equipment. Next generation and voyager were shot on movie quality cameras and saved to formats for preservation while this was a tv series that survives on old VHS tapes. Somebody tried to AI upscale it and it looks absolutely dog shit.
>>563905857Nighty night.
Mambo!
>No sneed star again
>>563905054Telling me not to only makes me want to do it MORE
>>563906562I wanna bounce like that
>>563906614I can teach you
>want to roll for nishino>gcp dot website is dead
>Right-Handed Demon
>>563906760what a coincidence, that's my stage name
>>563906760for real speaking though I really like how they implement stuff like that because dia only ever won (Right) races so that's pretty cool I think
Just a little under halfway to getting all the casual outfits.
>800 wit by the end of classic year (again)>Zero speed rainbows (again)At least she'll be ready for college
nice she can win roomsnow time to get her TTL instead of coping with early lead
>>563906889zamn look at the size of that thing
>>563906889
>borrow FM for a pace>Prepared to Pass 4/5 times>borrow FM to use as a stat stick for a non-pace>Speed Star 4/5 times
Addition is for fags and you should be able to see the sum of all stats you'd gain while holding shift
>>563907047my phone doesn't have a shift key
>>563907047I find it a little fun ngl
>>563907097I fail to see how that's my problem.
>>563907047@umagrok what is 1200-1081
>>563907150malding at everything anon is here again...
>have meta deck>my shops always suck>My summer camps always suck>eat at least 3 clocks every run>my support cards never hit their 3rd event chainI know I'm a retard for choosing Fuku and being mad she's inconsistent but I had no choice...I don't have Kitasan or literally any other speed cards on my account so I had to roll for her. I just want out of this hell but Im stuck until Pasa comes out. I want to love MANT but I'm just getting my pussy pounded relentlessly
goodnight umadacchi
>>563905971>voyager were shot on movie quality camerasWas it?? Then why the hell can these lazy cunts not be bothered to re-release it in HD like they did with TNG? Maybe they did, but last I checked they didn't, at least not with my local nostalgic dub.>and it looks absolutely dog shit.Many such cases, which is why I avoid that stuff. Someone tried it with the early SG1 episodes, fucking hell they looked awful compared to the SD originals.Mind you that isn't my point, only that you're using old Xvid/AVI releases, instead of mp4/mkv x264 ones.
'bout to do 5 races in a row on 0 energy. I'll let you know how it goes.
>have F2P deck>my shops are always good>My summer camps are always great>Eat at least 3 dist S procs every run>My support cards reliably hit their 3rd event chainI know I'm smart for choosing Kitasan and being glad she's consistent but I had no choice...I didn't spark for Fukukitaru or literally any other whalebait cards on my account since I had to roll for her. I find this hole I'm in comfy and I'm stuck until Pasa comes out. I want to hate MANT but I'm just pounding pussy relentlessly, and by that I meant my trainee's.
Bros, what's the best strategy for CM 13?
>>563907910Triple front red shift
>>563907910Send your TT squad and save yourself the headache
>>563907813you should consider killing yourself
why the fuck does sweepy buy random shit sometimes that's literally in the last tier with 99999 priority?
>>563908052chiyo would say this, but with less fucked coloring made by some redditor
>>563908093HOT GLUE
>>563907785Skin outbreak, immediately followed by the yeppers event and 2 mood downs. immediately followed by 2 etsuko elated coverage. I got away with everything.
>>563908134Super Creek when you flirt with her
>>563907645rest well umadacchi
how do I get more miles stars? I need them for my mile, med, and long uma runs but I got none.Also do late surgers suck? all runs I get 3 star and no pace or front
>>563908237parent farm with A mile umas
did a bunch of people use their selector on 0LB yeppers? feel like i keep seeing it lol..
>>563908093Cheval Grand looks like this
>>563908219you too when you go dacchi
I don't understand blast onepiecewhy does she get so excited over ningen? ningen are like 99.9% of the population
>>563908473Interracial fetish
make babies
>>563906869
>>563908473Slut
>>563908470will do! nini~
Creaker Soup
>>563908052Cry me a river nigger. Maybe if you wrote nicer posts you wouldn't have dogshit luck.I will now go masturbate to Chiyono cosplayers(female) that look like aliens due to AI filters
>>563908473probably the inverse of spe
>>563908473real blast love humans
I had to buy carrots during summer 2
is chiyono o for (you)?
So what did KSB do to deserve being the lead of a season and the face of year 2 of the game?
>>563908806>want to call her a slut>she spooped me and i felt happy about it and want to use her>first sprint cm after mant is sprintI can't stay mad at one who has drained so much cum from me
>>563908816real spe loved humans though
>>563908919only for beheading
>>563908470>fat leg>not tummyaiieee
One round of Rooms3532951970219867487431383312900066221832Will post results once all races conclude
>>563908935Spe should love humans more
i just had 50mg of zinc, its supposed to increase sperm counti want to tribute Daisca tits so much
>>563908935not what i was referring to, umaverse spe grew up around no-umas. Maybe blast grew up around all umas. Least, that's what would usually have a char be obsessed with another species besides being a degen
>>563909002do we join multiple or no
>>563908932There's nobody who doesn't love Cute Curren Chan!
>>563908929the concept of a female lead that isn't an upbeat, cheerful country bumpkin is unknown to Japanese writers
>>563908473>>563908512I'll be that monkey.
Rice Love
>>563909040If there's enough room in like 5 minutes, sure, otherwise give others a chance to hop on
>>563909189oki I'll wait until like 2 minutes before closing
>>563908784idk what the point of your shitty post was, nor why people like you ever post such things. We all play mant you dumb neigha - it is not 'if' it is guaranteed you will have runs where something - rainbow/shop/race rng will fuck with you. And then you posted some bald fag that played the game for a week at launch or some shit.So, yeah, just consider my suggestion
>>563909025good luck. be sure to share.
>>563909186I would kill people and bring her corpses for her to feed on.
>>563909050But Teio and Mcfat aren't country bumpkins
>>563909298RICKEYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I'm feeling like groundwork is underrated in my public tests so far. NGL felt pretty good as a S+ f2p pleb btfoing mega whales
One night in the Matikane room makes a hard man humble
>>563909301just bring a carrot bwo
>>563909186I love Rice
>>563909383it feels nice on xoguri, it's cheap too
>>563909298
>>563909380I usually like gloomy, low-self esteem girls but ayabe does nothing for me.
>>563909006uma spe is just an OC with the same nameironically enough do deuce ended up being uma spe if she real
my cute little sister raisu...
>>563908929advertisement by shadai and the JRA
durrr me me like uraha haru urahaha!me likey pink hornse heheh yippieyay urahahaha me likey I like haruuu!!!!
how DOES a wit uma win races IRLdo they just think harder?
>>563909689"we" wrote this
>>563909606>uma spe is just an OC with the same nameShe would be utterly unlikeable as a protagonist otherwise
i feel like the shard drop rate was a lot higher last time
>>563909606> Losing the race due to being fat and being a Derby winner, fans kept comparing him to Special WeekKWAB
>>563909598since when did ayabe have low self-esteem
>>563909002ResultsThank you for joining
>>563909803let's be honest suzuka was the real star of the show anyway
>>563909732the obey your master race in cin grey.
>>563909927Thanks for hosting bwo
>>563909927good times across all rooms
>>563909927ggs, ty for hosting anon. I'll be back stronger next time!
>>563909803>shows up>beats the shit out of air groove>leavessounds kino to me
>>563909954If Cygays devs love Suzuka so much why doesn't she have an SS alt like Taiki yet?
>>563909927The winner XOguris in the 2nd and 4th rooms were the lucky paces, both have Groundwork. It's a big deal to fight other XOguris.
Aside from Medium S what is this CM13 Pace Chaser missing? Pace Chaser Corners, Pace Chaser Savvy, and Radiant Star not shown.
YOOOOOOSHIKUYOO!!
>>563909927Oguri game.
>>563909927>2 Luna's in Top 3I'm Nyooooticing
>>563908929none of the things that made kitasan black a unique horse were successfully represented in umamusume. they basically got too excited to have the rights to him, introduced her prematurely as a side character in season 2, and in doing so saddled her with so much unnecessary ahistorical baggage for the sake of moving season 2 forward that her character was basically rendered unsalvageable going forward with her in game story and season 3.
>>563910178>The winner XOguris in the 2nd and 4th rooms were the lucky pacesthis is why I bring a front, it's so doomed otherwise
This image is obsolete
>>563910121taiki needs a handicap due to her completely un-aerodynamic bazongers
>>563909946cute friends
>>563910121Modern game is ushi musume. Flatties like Suzuka just can't compete with all the cows being released.
>>563909927IM ENDOOOOOOOMING
>>563909795YAY haru!!!!!!!!!me post haru in uma me like urahahaha!
>>563910390I wish I could bump into anshinzawa in a soothing bath
>>563906760
>>563910390Tazuna kick her ass
What do you do in this situation
>>563910663run
>>563910309are you sure
>>563910663Become a father
>failed 2% SPD Training back to backI don't even want to fucking play anymore, I'm okay with 700K event points
I've still got 3 turns to get the fast learner event. Send help!
>>563910663Me, a mare fan, at the front
>>563910697worked for me
>>563910415this is yahagi's fault by the way, all the umas that he trained are titty monsters
>>563910706>didn't already hit 1 million while half TP was going onGwo what are you doing?
>>563910738Sorry man, I got fast learner 3 times today. Used up the server's quota for the day.
>>563910691>Running away from an UmaAre you retardedThat'll only excite them more and you will fucking get caught no matter what.
>>563910863oh I don't care about that I just want to run
>>563910863now you're getting it
got the missed joining /uma/ rooms award again
>>563910901>I just want to runGo back to /umachan/ this is a ningen thread
Gentildonna tribute.
Torena-san
>>563910738It's never been so joever...
>>563910863just zigzag or take sharp turns. they can only run in a straight line like an alligator.
>>563903759>it's bad timing being right before 2 shitty umaskek oshifags are so retarded it hurts
>>563910663grab some energy drinks and eat a lot of pineapple and celery
>>563910279kitasan white
>>563911058>tribute summon>2026
>>563911094No that's only Light O
>>563911152Someone post the Teio Monarchs image
>>563911086>557 wit
>>563911174>zoom in>not stockingsday ruined
>>563910806hmmm alright i trust you, with my life
fixed it
>>563901401>https://jiggie.fun/J60nN_You borrow scenario specific cards like NTR and Fuku, or ability cards like Yeppers and Smart Falcon.
>>563911262that means a lot, anon. thank you
>>563910706you should have already finished though, your 1/2 tp, bwo...
>>563910206>wins 13bwo
Down down down down.......To Goblin town
>>563911370must've been a highroll
>>563902042all scenario pals are enough at 0LB besides tucker who needs 3LB, anyone telling you otherwise is gaslighting
MANT challenge: race the least amount of times possible--yes or no? could do predictions to see what people will think the rating will end at
>>563908134Creek when I say "I love you mommy" when she least expects it
don't open
>>563911217Sadly I don't have that one
>>563902042use some comparison site and then look at the gold skill
>>563911526thats just a glorified URA run with a cute shop every now and then
>>563911552Nah I read it just fine.
>>5639020421200 2 golds
>>563911526mid S at best. Those store items are busted.
>>563911526I did it some time ago, it can be done with 1 less race, I forgot there is no fan requirement to enter the classics and ran a satsuki sho prelim race
>>563911557This is still a good image
>>563911795>5 speedWoah there Dominic Toretto, no need to build a 10 second horse there.
>>563911137>People having fun are retardedSure thing bro.
Is it better to run her as late or pace?I have a bit of both skills through the career so need to know where the rest of her sp should go. Should I just make her a debuffer?
refixed it
wit yeppers bricked this run fuck WHY did I run it sure nsm is good but 1.2k wit is definitely better...sucks
>>563912153...What are you doing
>>563911086Maybe this could've been close to ug if it had fast learner...34 wins btw
how is your soulless team coming up for this cm?
>>563912176>moving past and beyondexplain this gaslight to me
>>5639121761000 wit is enough
>>563912329My two dominators are online. I just need a good bwoguri ace now.
>>563912148You're a retard because you think that shitty banner is the reason Yaeno Mutekis banner comes at a bad time.You can have fun bricking your account as much as you want.
>>563911174>>563911270Did you tho...
>>563912353Planning to lose
>>563912243Why?I was trying to get a 3* Rudolfu so she can be a parent but got Med S and Pace S so now I'm thinking why not put her in Aries at the very least as a debuffer
>>563912353>moving pastGetting over your CM loss>and beyondPreparing for your next CM loss
>>563912405i'm going to gosling for a granny
>>563912353It'll help give her a chance in front heavy room. Moving past into overtake into redshift
>>563912176yep, 1.2k wit and double circle pace chaser corners + firm conditions beats nsm and 1k witwell now I know at least>>563912353lots of frontfagging will be present so thinking it will be good>>563912379hate witlets
>>563912153You want to be towards the back to proc her very strong unique so late (even end when spurt works) is preferred.
>>563912537
>>563912538>12 soon to be 13 CMs>anons still believe there will be front heavy teams in the actual CMEvery single CM this happens for some reason
>>563912463I don't see any other choice than to put her as a late debuffer. Splitting points between styles like that isn't too great, since you can't run two styles at once, and since post-MANT is skillslop, every skill counts
>>563912570based retard
>>563912176>radiant star>speed starIs this CM13?
>>563912329I spent a lot of time on Hoguri parents and just need a good highroll for her. I debated on doing Kawakami and Daisca because "Oguri Cats" was a funny team name, but I'm not a number 1 trainer to get a statline with Daisca I like so I'm throwing in a VBobo as an easy front. Still looking to have Kawakami instead of a Dominator for some sovl.
>>563912492
I don't train for CMs until they officially announce them. Not even parent prepping.
>>563912570>speed skill and more power beat NSMbetter pump guts too at that point
>>563912721you're broke buddy>>563912771yes
>>563912463>>563912243Another run wasted
>>563912329I don't have either Oguri so terribly!
>>563912870wit is the most important factor1200 will make you miss like 2 less skills on average, and all skills are important to hit
>>563912702I always bring double front so every CM is a front heavy CM to me
>>5639020420LB
>>563912909I would take it, I'm running with worse out of sheer laziness
is the flower unique really that meta for pace chuds
>>563913171Only in tracks where late race starts on the 2nd half of the final corner
>>563913198TOO TALL
>>563913198that's a man
>>563913171Mandatory in virtually every sprint and mile race
>>563913267I wish
3dpd
>>563913198>Boyuma posters actually enjoy this
>>563913198FAS Laisu
Rice hates faggots and 3D piggies
I don't think I can handle not rolling at all until Grand LiveI'm not patient enough for this shit
>>563912353you dont get it
>>563913646holy speedmogger obuhi
>>563913646>prepared to passheh.
>>563912640cant spell acute without cute
>>563913621Whenever you feel the urge to pull, look at your pull plan
>>563913646Anon, that's why I am asking, because I don't get the gaslight.Other than an imaginary world where the majority of players main front runners and are not taking the xogger and 2 debuffers to the CM.
>>563913646overstammed and gutslet
>>563913790If you have extra points might as well take the extra accel if you get pushed back due to multiple fronts
>>563913870guts for what that xobuhi is running with 1500 speed he's not dueling anyone
many such cases
wonder acute a cute
>>563913870not sure why overstam even matters when the other 3 main stats are maxed lol.
>>563913646>lucky sevenI have a chance, a big one even
The bitter truth is, No Umas are for (You)They are for their future husbands, mostly people rich enough to raise their kids so they can attend Tracen like their mom.Trainer wagey money is not enough, so commoner Umas can only pray that their uma daughter are as talented as Oguri, Opera, Spe, Tamamo and Ines, or "special" like Urara.Mr CB said herself that her parents case is an outlier (Trainer Trainee couple) so that means 98% of Umas does not ends up marrying their trainers.
>>563914060you need at least 900 guts as a buhi to call your uma good
>>563914163>projecting
Do lucky 7 and outer post both proc if you're in the 7 slot? Is it worth grabbing both if you can or is that too much investment for the meme?
>>563914163Cheval and Rulership are for me.>B-but-BECAUSE I SAID SO.
>>563914163Wrong, my umawife is for me because she loves me
>>563913743even whales get agemasen'd, can't be too perfect
>>563914163>that means 98% of Umas does not ends up marrying their trainersThankfully I'm part of the 2%
cucked falcon
>>563914034she cute
the umaverse is like ancient greek where its normal to have romance between trainer and trainee. the reason for this is that the umas can overpower the trainer at any point so its purely consensual.
>>563914163That's right, I can leave the Epsatono family as soon as my contract is over.
>>563914163The average trainer is a shitterWe can train an uma to be triple triple crown champion consistentlyWe would be rolling in money and umanko offers
>>563914604long saggy boobs
So was the biggest MANT gaslight guts build? I heard gutsmaxxing is required for sprints
>>563914604This is a bunny
Why are falconiggers like thisDidn't get any (You)'s in /vm/ so you shit here instead
>>563914604i want to 67 her boobies
>>563914459>he thinks it ends
uhh i know it's not 3* but what are the chances of every single one being 2*?
>>563914750Your rank is most likely SS and above
if 7 i win if not 7 i lose>>563914072unlucky 7
>>563914750pretty high with SS
>>563914880>>563914986wait that also affects sparks? i guess that makes total sense, ty bros
My balls and dick hurt from listening to erotic asmr and not fapping, I need to an uma.
>>563915039only white sparks
>>563914927
I think I have seen more sleep deprived turns than fully refreshed ones in mant at this point.
>>563914163Luckily in Umamusume we are playing as the 2% of trainers who do end up marrying their trainees.
>>563914642its good if you have cracked parents
>>563915107ohhh, works for me
>>563915142That's because your trainee understands that she is wasting her time resting instead of racing every single turn.
>>563914604Ayabes saggies...
WAOANSHIN
bokumanko status?
im souless...
>tries to rape an umamusume>dick gets brokenhow do we solve this?
>>563915643dead forever
>>563915612>appears in senior november and gives you one last chance to FUCK you run
Tracen is a match making facility.
>>563914642No one knows anything about guts scaling so yes
>>563915802I want to fuck machan's mom
BEGONE
>>563915930this
>>563914163by the very nature of a gameverse and executing a succesful career, that would put you as a 1%er elite trainer. Ppl do overstate the (You)ness since its purposefully written to be ambiguous tho. Almost all the quotes would be something theyd just really say to the trainer that stuck by them, believed in them and guided them to glory
>>563916049Me behind Ayabe
i am retarded
>>563916049
>>563914163My elementary school umawife is for me.
>pornposting gets insta deleted>but ERP never doeswhy?
uma
>>563916502in
Umasex.
umasexo
okay I'm getting kinda unlucky with stam trainings BUT with ayabe at least 50/50 stam power sparks is completely since you cap out on power early with her growths*takes notes*also long c is pretty nice because you don't have to juice up stam early--and you never lose long races anyway
umarape
>>563916148Perfect for me, torena-san.
umaplap
wit is a scam?
>gives you BOFA
>>563916148So true, "me"
>>563916589AMERICA
this is basically sex
>>563916904This is going to get deleted.
>>563916825lol grass debuffer can just casually shit out that time without med s
>got away with it
>>563916904woah
>>563917105DACCHEEEEEEEEATS
tact sex
>>563917105man I really enjoyed being ardan's trainer, but it's a shame our contract has come to an end and I no longer have a reason to interact with her. whoever she decides to marry in the future will be a lucky man
>>563917242that's my gf
>>563917327>>563917327>>563917327
>>563916797I like how each Umas' Trainers have actual personality unlike the usual blank MC. Jordan's trainer is 100% a geeky guy with glasses.
>>563914750pretty high getting a 1 star blue on 1100+ stats is a low roll it's 70 chance of 2, pinks are about 70 for 2 and same chances for 1 or 3 and SS increases higher green chances
>>563910663>Oh so NOW you're willing to share?
>>563917336retard newfag there is still image slots
>>563913621Just pull. Saving is a gaslight.
