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>>563971495
Thanquol soon, friends!
Mercy nigras, mercy! Aieeeeeauto resolve really loves armies with a billion precursors
This bitch is about to learn why Ulthuan maps are 90% forests and hills despite HEs being a ranged focused race.
>>563972345Damn that was ugly
>>563972345>Melee Elves>Ranged Greenskins>Cavalry EmpireMost fun you can have
>>563972345go get em puppers
The fuck
>>563974813Seems like Tyrion might have a stack out at sea that VCoast stack is going for. Maybe he even took Galleon's Graveyard?
bought some dlcs, think im gonna play franz again
>>563976241based
>>563975064that was it
Looking at them these shields seem kind of silver tier tbqh
I'm getting azazelpilledHe's fun
I think I genuinely only enjoy playing warriors of chaos
This but Dwarfs
I know that I truly love playing as Kislev.
>>563980657I have never played him. What does he even do
https://youtu.be/5OZ-JOSWx1Q?t=57>when you ride out and framemog weak southerners purely to turbo cortisol nuke them
>>563982070Gay Valkia (small but dangerous flyer)
>>563982070Purple Be'lakor (mocked but powerful daemon)
my trololol guy got a dildo mount. pretty satisfactory
Warhammer 3 won't be the last time that we see Be'lakor.
>>563983640That's the dude so fast he slows down to charge
Is Meow Ying /twg/'s favorite daughter?
Favoured daughter of The Red Tzar!
Is it time to return to sovl?
>>563984339the trollface charge
You know how I KNOW Dawn of War 4 will turbo flop and Total War will thrive?Because Dawn of War 4 released a new high budget CGI trailer a few days ago and forgot to release it on their main channel or anywhere else besides twitter and a few random youtubers.Hyenas wasn't even this retarded.
>>563986276Oh you mean the George Droid one?Didn't they remove it after it got mocked in Asia? Then I think they announced a delay.
>>563986276Dawn of War is a cursed series
>>563984667>>563985046I can't make up my mind on which I like more, guys...
>>563986276>Dawn of War 4 released a new high budget CGI trailer a few days ago and forgot to release it on their main channel or anywhere else besides twitter...no fucking way.
>>563987315
>>563987848I mean, Naestra's also alright, but the whole "soul split between two people so really each of them only has half a personality" thing kinda pushes me away.
>>563987848my hotwife Naestra.......
>>563987457Try to find the Mechancius trailer.Protip, you can't.
I still think it's funny that the Lords of Shang Yang was actually real.
>>563988510https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev6iTOB19jo
>>563987848
>>563988913>Korean channel>George Droid main character>Horrifically cheesy action to the point I physically cringeI am officially blackpilledTotal War must succeed
>>563988913
>>563974813In my Malekith campaign, Tyrion had taken one of the isles on the vampire coast. And after I sent multiple fleets to take it over, it turns out he had several armies just sailing the seas, so I had to spent multiple turns waiting for him to sail out of the deep ocean and suicide his stacks against mine.
>>563972027such is the fate of playing a faction that uses pikes, you will face tank literally thousands of missiles until you can close in
Which Lord of the End Times will they next reveal?
>>563993949Thanqueer.
>>563992634it wasn't so terrible after I started skirmishing to get rid of enemy missile troops.
how do I get the campaign cheevo on steam? is that the long victory or the domination victory
>>563996293either
Be kind.
>Nkari campaign>Long story short need to cap ogre's last settlement.>Lot of stacks, but I have the manpower so I'm not worried.>Much more worried about his dwarfen and defensive allies. Really don't feel like getting flanked on the campaign map and stretching my forces>Think think....what to do....>What if I just....ask them?>no no that would never>They agree>First one they broke no questions asked. Second and third ones took about 20k, but I'm rich and will be taking back that money very soon. My armies are LITTERALLY OUTSIDE THIER WALLS. WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN?!>Cap their last settlement. Remaining armies are now under attrition.They are not a smart people those ogres...
>>563997972
His hammer was heavy and his army was beatImperial corpses littered all over the streetThe Sylvanian Count smiled at his soon to be treatIf only Karl Franz' infantry was truly elite
What did CA mean by this?
My Emperor...
>>564002287SHUT IT DOWN
>>564002421>sampleYou suck, she's mine.
>>564002287Who nose
When the clarion call is sounded.I will ride out and fight in the name of Liege and Lady.Whilst I draw breath the lands bequeathed unto me will remain untainted by evil.Honour is all, Chivalry is all...
sigh looks like i have to restart my franz campaign again because vlad stomped my fellow countrymen too fast...
>>563987848Literally the only attractive looking model in the game
>>563987848built for Big Beastmen Cock
which tomb king ll is the best ll
>>564002287If you click reject, your anti-semitic
>>564006317I think it goes Arkhan > Settra > Khalida > Khatep.Khalida is the coolest though.
Thoughts on elves?
>>564007109
>Be TCACAUKBI>Have a less than steller relationship with their community, especially in regards to new content and dlc drip feed.>Announce your newest DLC: Bhashiva and the tiger warriors.>https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/94>Have a female Tiger warrior LL, but don't give her tits because you're a SJW corporate karen.>"It's ok" you think "They'll buy it anyway">Four degenerate modders hate not having furry boobs SO MUCH that they actually come together to make a FREE MOD to compete with what CA is announcing.>https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3708006013>As it stands right now said FREE mod actually offers MORE (you get elephant dudes too) than what the dlc is projected to give. All at a sooner release date. Making it a no brainer for any consumer.CA is actually going to have a sabotaged quarter because they didn't give Bhashiva tits. I have been in this community since the beginning of WH1 and I have never seen something so legendary.SELL YOUR CA STOCK NOW BROS SHE IS GOING DOWN!
this guy gave me charge bonus. thats pretty good for nkari. that was nice of him
>>564008014anon only like 5% of total war players use mods
>>564008014I want the opposite. A mod that removes Bhashiva and other furries from Cathay.
>>564008014Hasnt the Tigermen mod been around for over a year now?
>>564008014If Ind was pajeet levies to send to their death and tigermen/elephantmen/naga for the middle and upper ranks they'd be one of my favorite factions, saars be damned. They look real cool.
>>564002287
Medieval 3: Main faction will be EnglandMedieval 4: Main faction will be Eastern Roman EmpireMedieval 5: Main faction will be Jin DynastyOwning all 3 titles will allow access to a super Medieval that will merge all maps and factions into one experience.
What are the best factions for hero only doomstacks? Apart from obviously Nurgle/Tamurkhan.
>>564014983
>>564014534There's no way in hell they are doing a medieval trilogy. Especially since the market is saturated with medieval city builders + ck3.
>>564014983Kill themRaise them
>>564014983Lizardmen?
>>564010151copius>>564010703released 2 days ago
To this day I can't believe they wasted $100million of Total War's budget on Hyenas.I really wish someone would interview them on what was going through their minds. Were they truly that high on the koolaide? Isn't CA a UK company? Did they truly hate their own kind that much? Do I have to guess the early life of the people behind it?
>>564019654Rereleased. It was originally uploaded on a team account but there was some drama so it got reuploaded by the guy behind it. Not new by any stretch.
ARBAAL THE UNDEFEATED *charges your wizard*
Undead general
>>564020989Technically that money wasn't a part of the TW budget. This was peak DEI money scheme era, they literally gave the money to TCA on the condition that they make a gay, retarded, brown person game all it cost them was their reputation (which didn't mean shit to them anyway considering their most popular games are PC exclusives). That's why there were so many clones of the exact same idea shitting out at around the same time, finally ending with Concord.
>>564027868they were given all $100 million?
ehh... on second thought I'll do the noob box defense against massed parthian cavalry
>>563971495>>563987848>>563989754rapebait for taurox
>>564029357>(((Larry Fink))) and Blackrock (basically a financial weapo of certain groups) invests $100 million into your company on the condition that you make something gay and retarded>(((Fink))) thought gamers would buy it regardless and that he could "control" culture by pushing this stuff>it all flopped on a massive scale>he ended the ESG program>Blackrock lost nothing because it siphons funds from a certain Reserve of the United States.Really nasty stuff.I know it sounds schizo, but it is all true.
>>564031224One of my biggest regrets is not applying for ESG funding for my indy game.I would have made it so fucking bad. It would have flopped and I'd have kept the cash.I was too lazy. I still can't believe this was a thing.
TW:WH40K News, when?
>>564032762In 2 weeks actually. There will be a stream at april 30th where TW40k will get it's own news segment, they will probably show some battle footage.
>>564032762Not playing until WH40k2 at the earliest
>>564031224>blaming le Blackrock instead of chalking it up to textbook SEGA retardation
>>564014534I just hope there's a bit of an immersion increase in what it looks like when you get down to soldier level, combat still looks way too robotic and static in this franchise
I need a sunday funday campaign, a quick in and out if you will before back to monday wageslaving.Arbaal? Wulfrik?
>>564040058what the fuck, that picture is incredibly distracting
>he iz deestracted, doomp it
>>563971495I haven't messed with this game in about a year or so. Did Vampire Counts ever get any dlc?
>>564043376lollmao even
exqueeze me?
>>564044775Lay off the lizardmen army books, auto-resolve.
>>564044775>auto resolve assume ranged units have used up all their ammo>posts autoresolve involving splash damage missile unitshow many times do we have to go over this
>>564015218>VC Not that good. Gets cucked hard by armor (ie pretty much all Lords and majority of SEMs) and their only AP hero disappears the moment it sees magical attacks>>564014983Ogres: Bruisers and Hunters on Stonehorns are nasty, armored and AP. Tyrants are GOAT and Maw Butchers are decent in melee while having heals + AoE nukes. Dwarfs: Lack AP, but runes/oathgold itrms give them ridiculous buffs (also can be used to somewhat shore up low AP). Filling hero stacks is easy since you have 2 good melee hero types + Runesmiths arent too bad in melee eitherDaemons of Chaos: while not strongest, they have easiest time filling up hero stacks with 3 melee heroes and easy capacity increases. Lizardmen (somewhat): gets easy access to multiple hero types, but they need to be leveled to 15 to be useful, by which point their power skyrockets (Scar Veterans on Carnosaurs, Skink Chiefs/Oracles on Stegadons/Troglodons)
hoplites are 2 kool 4 skool
>skull cannon gets to take free shots at the enemy>50 kills before it's out of ammoWhy's it so shit? How should this unit be used, shoot, go melee, shoot more?
nice dead general
>>564051985Thanks!
>>564052617y-you too
>>564045963Pergamon has a nice color scheme
It's over...
>>564050312>How its used?I can tell you, but even if you micro it to the max you're lucky to break even. Its best used as "I'm playing co-op campaign and I'm giving this extremely micro-heavy unit to my friend to control". So: Skullcannon sucks. It ISNT long-range artillery: it has massive accuracy dropoff after 180 units. Anything above that WILL miss. Furthermore, it isnt AoE damage unit: 95% of its damage is concentrated on projectile, with shit for AoE component. Shooting singular infantry block is useless, as is SEMs since it deals same damage as singular Great Cannon model, ie 25% of GC unit's dps. It also isnt melee unit due to shit MD and low-ish MA. Anything that can fight back can kill it easily.So how to use it "effectively"? There's just one way: have furies in your army. Send furies to shut down enemy ranged so Skullcannon can flank and shoot at infantry sideways: if it can pierce 4 or so units and shoot point-blank, the projectile damage may juuust about break even. When it inevitably runs out of ammo, charge it against any ranged still not dealt with, hopefully routing them. If you build your entire army to support it, in best case scenario it might not be total dead weight.
>game supports up to 40 units at once during battles>your army has a 20 units cap
>>564045698>Ogres "Hero only" run with Bodyguards modKino of the highest order
Easy(ish) ways to get more than 20 units per battleSeduce units as SlaaneshSummon a disciple army as SlaaneshSummon a bloodhost army as KhorneFight next to a friendly settlementPlay Greenskins and start the WAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!
>>564045376KHAZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK
>>564029927He wish.
What the fuck is Norsca now?Before the DLC I just went for every port but now there's all these spoils and sheeeit I dunno what's going on
>>564064535Just play Sayl as Snidely Whiplash
>>563982019I hope Kislev is getting stuff with ET.
>>564065058Its gonna get somethingIts gonna get destroyed.
>>564064532why do they stand like thatwouldn't it be easier for them to kiss if they changed places so their masks faced outwards instead of each other
>>564045376makes sense thoughit was jungle terrain, so the Irondrakes used up all their ammo to cause a massive forest fire, taking the dumb elgi army with with themit was a fine death
>Enter thread>Ctrl + F>Type 'Grim'>Reply to this post>Type 'Grave, even'>Post>Leave
>>564067464Kiss ?
>>564069251You will pay for this
>>564069270Aren't they yurishart charactersI figured the mistake was because yuricucks are retarded
>>564034189why are they making this shit? i just want some normal casual cm interactions, give us tidbits, maybe a weekly small post, not these bi-yearly HUGE walls of text or these specially hosted fucking tv shows
>>564070024It's probably a mix of bad marketing decisions and GW meddling. I suppose we will get true news at skulls event, for now they are preparing a stream with a Q&A.
damn dread maws are heckin funnerino
>>564070024Blame nintendo their directs have been a disaster for game announcements as a whole.
>>564070024The fallout from Hyenas absolute skullfucked this company
>>564069828>sisters of twilight>yuri
>>564073350yeah that's the guy I imagined designed them
>AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH NO WE'RE SORRY, WE DIDN'T MEAN TO CAMP THE CORNER PLEASE DON'T PIN US AGAINST IT AND FUCK OUR ASSES WITH YOUR SPEARS AAAAAAAAAAAHHH SAVE ME CA GIVE ME MORE AI BONUSES
>>564070024Big company bureaucracy. Anything a cm shows off has to be checked off by multiple people across different departments.
>>564065674RAA-ROO!
Do you guys think, in Med3, horses will have their own hp and mounted knights will continue to fight as foot knights if they roll a a lucky dice or something. Do we have the technology?
>>564077518That works if they're locked into combat but how does that work when you cycle them out or run them far away to a different engagement? Are knights who lost their horses gonna slowly jog behind the still mounted guys speeding around at 4x their speed or do they split off and form their own fractured unit?
Siege weapons on walls.
>>564077886Maybe game creates a new unit type and adds the surviving models to that group. That part is honestly not that difficult. Making Med3 battles realistic, slow and grueling is the thing CA wont do sadly.
>>564078296Seems like it'd be the hardest part to solve. Like if you bring in 2 20 stacks of different kinds of knights so you already have a giant bar with little slivers for unit cards and then you charge them all into combat and a few get dismounted, now you've doubled that to 80 unit cards to manage?
>>564077990Promised in siege rework.
>>564074336On VH those archers would win the melee fight.
Reminder that this button exists.
Suppiluliuma
>>564080949But muh reliability...
>>564080949What's it doI've never seen it before
>>564080949>How to declare war AND tank your reliabilityThis game has too many "win buttons" what about "lose buttons"?
>>564080949>How to fuck your campaign in one simple step!
>OI!>Did you THREATEN them rat-kin??!>I can't trust you anymore...
>>564082357
>AI breaks all of their treaties with me and is obviously telegraphing that they're about to attack me>attack them first>reliability drops from Very High to Low with no warning or explanation whyI hate the fucking diplomacy in this game man
What are the chances we'll get a new Beastmen LL and/or a rework to the existing Beastmen factions?
Azazelcampaign still going well, vassalizing people is neat and I'm getting the hang of slaanesh, it's cool to play such a fast faction even if it's paperDaemonettes are sick, I love slaangors too>generic armordude becomes this after I upgrade him to slaaneshO-oh...Besides my riders of the mighty serpent do I get any anti-large at all?
My favorite part of Tausret campaigns is how I always, always inevitably become the Pharaoh's favorite, I become the new Pharaoh on his death, and then Seti betrays me and I get to kill that dumb cuck in battle while getting a new husband.It really reminds me of Expeditions: Rome.
SQVIRE fetch ze Bretonnia rework
where exactly am I mean to go as the fay enchantress after killing the fat gobbo
>>564085368Hopefully none/never
>>564086382>ze Bretonnia rework
>>564085731hellstriders are antilarge, no? and for pretty cheap tooMost of you later units are also antieverything with how high their dps is but the SL warp grinder is a particularly strong antilarge duelist
>>564088591Ikit and morghur. So you best have a good knight's errand stack before they arrive.
>>564088758just fought ikit and got my army nuked. now what
>>564088623Imagine not wanting this guy as a LLhttps://warhammerfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Ghorros_Warhoof>Ghorros Warhoof, called the "Sire of a Thousand Young", is a gnarled, ancient Beastman Centigor who is forever fighting, rutting, or getting drunk.
>>564088660Oh yeah, I dropped hellstriders because they die too fast compared to daemonettes so I forgotTy!!!
>>564089484this game is pg16 anon, gigantic horsecocks are only allowed in unofficial mods
>>564086192In the few Pharaoh campaigns I've done the Pharaoh dies of old age within the first 5 turns and Setti inherits it, every time.
>>564089219Delete the save and dont play Bretonnia untill their prophesied REWORK(TM).
>>564090141Merneptah is basically on a timer from the start of the campaign, but for me he usually lasts just a little under 20 turns.This one time playing Ramesses he died on turn fucking 2. It was like "Oh, okay".
Is it a good or bad thing when the Pharaoh passes?
Did the Tomb Kings get buffed? I haven't played 3 in years and I remember getting my teeth kicked in the last time I tried them but now it's so easy to
>>564095847I dont think their units got buffed but some of their mechanics and buildings got updated. Niggash dlc will complete them this year.
I miss that anon shitpostng about Malekith
Sorry i meant Malerion
This battle result is brought to you by that one anon who said phalangites can hit through barricades
>>564043719is that a no
>shitty unranked goblin rock catapult: pinpoint accuracy both against air and land targets, can snipe moving gyrocopters while shooting from inside a forest and account for mountain elevation prediction as well>rank 9 dawi cannons: can't hit a giant squig from 100 meters awayI want to rape the AIHow do I rape the AI
>>56410132419 ironbreaker stack
>>564101324>Having trouble with an artillery unit.Lol just use your cav.
>shitty unranked goblin rock catapult: pinpoint accuracy both against air and land targets, can snipe moving gyrocopters while shooting from inside a forest and account for mountain elevation prediction as well>rank 9 dawi cannons: can't hit a giant squig from 100 meters away>I want to rape the AI>How do I rape the AI
>>564103432Good idea, I'll get some from my allies, thanks bro.
>>564080283they should make it so you can dock them onto the walls before or during the battle, but if doing so during the battle it should take 10 seconds or so to dock it and likewise to undock it.
>>564085368Best I can do is a Beastwomen LL.
>>564104248Bring a stack of firedrakes and autoresolve.
When are we getting a fucking DLC?
>>564108672CA_KingGobbo: "Bhashiva and her entourage of Tigerwomen will be prowling around Southern Cathay in early June"
Insolent Skinks
>>564109441Corrective rape needed!
>>564080949I wish it would at least tell me a percentage success chance.
>>564095847they get a small rework before and if that's not enough, just use mods.
>>564085368Based on the chink's leak last year, we might get another small Beastmen DLC about Moonclaw.
>>564070396>GW meddlingProbably it's just CA being a shitter, I mean Owlcat's CM is comparatively better.
Pavise Crossbowmen!
>>564109153>June (September... For a goblin)
I'm getting fired from my job tomorrow and I'm not gonna have enough cash for rent in May. LL for this feel?
>>564117698Belegar Ironhammer
>>564117806I haven't played dwarfs since grombrindal in tww1 are they any decent nowadays?
>>564118097Dwarfs got a big rework after Throne of Decay with Age of the Reckoning, and you can also play tall by building a bunch of Deeps. Also, slayers are a lot more viable now.>Thorgrim, Belegar, Ungrim, ThorekAside from new enemies, nothing much has changed.>GrombrindalIf you want to fight more, he was transferred to the west near Malekith.>MalakaiSame as Grombrindal but you have more going on with his unique quest battle (Malakai's Adventure).
>>564118891Thanks I'll give them a try
Is there anything more fucking infuriating in this series than when you order your unit to chase down a fleeing one and they just stop halfway through like they got bored?
>>564119521Yes when an enemy unit runs through a closed gate in a siege or the infinite stacking bug
Just discovered a new way to ply this game. I call it. "Administrator">download AI general>play a survival map on custom battles you pick your army, you pick your map (more fun if done randomly.)>Use AI general to autopilot your entire army.Rules are simple:>No giving out orders. You can summon, but must put them in autopilot immediately after.>You CAN help out your army in any other way from giving buffs, replenishing ammo, healing and sending out reinforcements.pretty fun give it a try
>>564120747MmmNyo
>>564119521Siege pathfinding, and did they fix the fire at will bug yet?
>>564121467>and did they fix the ... bug yet?Oh no no no no hahahahaha oh no no no no
>>564119521well chasing a unit down is pretty boring, and tiring, after all so I don't blame 'em
>>563971640>chinese dawiDid they mean chaos dwarves or is there gonna be chinese dwarves as well.>basically fantasy playing bhashiva finally comes
What do I do, cathay is rank 1 in strength with like 9 armies (I have 2) and they're right next to me, do I just give up that territory and fuck off?
>>564126049idk who you playin
>>564126215Azazel in RoCI've tried to run around giving them slaanesh gifts to vassalize them sometime but it'll take like 40 turns they have 18+ settlements
On that note how the fuck does a warrior of chaos economy work? I can barely field 2 armies
>>564126049trade a minor settlement w/ barrack, then vassalize them
>>564126412make a lot of vassal and sack/raze to the south.
Sly Da Miser
>>564126551my 10 vassal settlements give me 500 gold a turn in total....
>>564126412The universal sack shit and not worry about your deficit oughta work
>>564126660then you need more vassal! and only occupy a dark fortress/settlement w/ resources
I think I'll just restart this campaign, I have too many enemies I can't beat
>>564109441>>564110951
>>564119521You have to remove the "guard mod" (or whatever the shield icon is called) when you order a unit to chase a fleeing ennemy.
>>564128845It still happens.
>>564129575fixing ze bugz are expensive, please understand
>>564129575Work on my machine.
Say something nice about the Twilight Sisters
Brajj
>>564131128They're manly for an elf.Their hair is long enough that if you saw them from behind, you might mistake it for a short beard.Their asymmetrical masks remind us that even the imperfect, broken, and poorly crafted can have a certain beauty to it.The strange mounds on their breastplate could be mistaken for a particularly flat chested dwarf woman's.Their forest dragon probably knows where something valuable is. The elves wouldn't of course, as they wouldn't know the meaning of 'value'.They're almost as accurate as a quarreler. Perhaps if they practiced more.Dwarves would never covet their starting position, so they must have chosen it well to stay out of our way.
>>564134853Based
>>564069251Thank you for your service.
>>564135173Its his grim duty.
>>564135456Grave, even.
>>564104248>The weak should fear the strong
>>564119521Weirdly I only seem to have this problem with certain units of light cav (you know, the type of unit whose whole job is chasing down fleeing units)
Oh no! A herd of beast-does has come to capture you and use you as a breeding stud slave! What do you do?!
>>564137262i grape them all because they are canonically docile
>>564137262Nothing.
>>564137262Slay them for looking at me (they're ugly).
The game just shat itself. Worked fine yesterday, but today it crashes at 99% while loading a new campaign or save file, with or without mods.Already verified the files in Steam. It's over.
>>564142870>>564129910
i've been reading this general for a few weeks as a complete warhammer fantasy newbie, and boy it all feels like a fever dream
>>564148164you'll figure it out eventually
>>564148164why
>>564148164>i've been reading this undead* general
>>564148340GrimDare I say Grave, even?
>>564148309I've always been confused by Kairos. He can only see the past and the future, but not the present, but how much time is that exactly? We generally have 0.2s reaction time to anything happening around us, so technically we are reacting to the past already, not the present
>>564148598>I've always been confused by Kairos.AHA! you've confused by CHANGE! ahahahaHAHAHAHAHAH JUST AS PLANNED!!!!!!!
>>564148164I also got into warhammer fantasy through TWbut I'm also sad that GW hasn't gone bankrupt
>>564148598Think of it like not being able to see your own nose. You know it is there, you just cannot see it.
>>564148598>He can only see the past and the future, but not the presentHe sees all possible futures.
>>564148598whenever some dude has to make kairos fuck off, it always seems they have to act in a pretty tight interval of time.
what do you think this horseman is thinking right nowand what is his horse thinking also
>>564142870A reinstall fixed it... Though it can hardly be called a fix
>decisive victory>casualties: low>would lose 1 unit anyway
Let's play "guess the unit"
>>564151497grail relique
who would win?
>>564151497Just marienburg outriders having a normal one
>>564154785Counting gear, Karl, discounting gear, Achilles.Achilles is the better warrior and is literally untirable, but he's still using shitty bronze weapons and armor. He might be using the armor from Olympus if it's mythical Achilles post-getting real pissed off, but even then it's "just" armor. Ghal Maraz will smash right through it and he'll still not be able to hurt Karl that much through his thicc heavy plate Renaissance era armor and Silver Seal. And Achilles is the cockiest, most emotional bastard of antiquity, it probably won't even occur to him that he could just tackle Karl and immobilize him.
I'm ready to move on to TWW2, I think.But I really want to play one last campaign with Archaon and his Chaos jobbers, is TWW1 a good game for that or should I just play TWW3 for that at this point?My TWW2 campaigns are going to be Tomb Kangz and Grimgor.
>>564155267bronze armor was better than steel armor, it just was heavier and less wieldythat, of course, means fuck all because Karl is PRINCE and EMPEROR, and he literally wields a magic hammer.
>>564155416Bronze is soft and malleable compared to steel. It'll definitely get worn out faster as they fight. And of course, again, magic fucking godly hammer.
>>564155327WH3 player WoC is far superior to the earlier iterations at the cost of the AI WoC being far inferior.
>>564155580soft and malleable in metal terms means repeated forging by a blacksmithin combat the bronze would just either bend or misshape, while the steel would crack and chip awaythe primary reason bronze was made obsolete by steel was that tin mines were significantly harder to control and steel is just better in almost every possible way in terms of production, resource, smithing, and performancet. metalworking autist
>>564156081Well, I'll defer to your expertise then since you clearly know more than me.Still, the steel in this case is fucking magic.
>>564156218in armor applications, bronze armor can go toe-to-toe with steel armor unless steel weapons are also involvedwe are talking about finctional people and their choice of armor.i'll place my money on the prince-emperor with a supernatural rune-brass hammer.
>>564154785achilles has such a ahh looking armor
>>564158328Vagina armor?
>>564158506ahh looking shit
>>564158614ahh?
>>564158643it means ass, boomer
>>564158693well fuck
>>563972027Rome 2 cleo is my waifu. Her campaign is one of the first ones I played in Rome 2.
legend status?
>>564160567status is: unremarkable
Those southern Reikland lasses are a test from Ulric I'm telling you...
>>564161285All three made for Norscan bvlls
>>564161285Kill Marry Fuck
>>564161285Sorry, but she EXCLUSIVELY fucks bestigors
>>564002287Holy shit
>phyrric victoryOk game
>what's this race's special gimmick?>uhhhh, they get to have 40 units in an army and win every war for free by zerg rushingwhat the fuck were they thinking
>>564168538They were thinking low stats and low morale would be the balancing factor but then r*ddit happened.
Gnarly
It is one thing to have 10 armies... but it is another thing to have 10 armies that are all serving a valuable purpose to the empire.Power out of place is no power at all.
Fun fact: The Western Roman Empire in Total War: Attila is actually strength rank 1 at the beginning of the game.
>>564148164>reading 1 post an hour is hard
>>564161285>"U" of Ulric and wolf head medalsPretty sure she is a northlander(from weak southlanders p.o.v) herself.
When are we expecting the next DLC for TWW3? Or any new content for it?
Two more weeks?
>muh dee ell seefix the fucking game already instead, no one cares about the next shitfiller
Representation for Indian women is not "shitfiller"
>>564175342
I am thinking about how Arbaal has:Ridiculously strong weapon strengthGood melee defenceGreat melee attackAdequate healthHigh armourAn unlimited use ability that explodes nearby infantryThis guy is really damn solid on the battlefield.
>>564176397>Op LL from an Op faction is OP
>>564155327Absolutely DO NOT play as the warriors of Chaos in wh1, it’s an abysmal experience. You WILL NOT have fun and you will hate the game and Chaos Warriors.Play them in wh3 instead, it’s a completely different experience
>tfw playing a Beastmen campaignDoes it even matter if my herdstones get destroyed if I've already done the ritual there?
>>564177231No, you keep your dread points gained from the ritual and you’re even “refunded” the herdstone token so you erect another one.
>>564176128What?
>Beastmen can tradeStill kind of funny to me.What would they even trade? Horns and antlers? Furs?All of their trade items would be covered in mud, blood, piss, and shit.
>>564178097yeah what kind of goods would a faction who pillages and rapes most other factionsi wonderdefinitely wood sticks with poop on ityou fucking retard.
>>564178871Sorry no one takes the poopoos seriously lol.
I wouldn't like to be the merchant or trade emissary that has to negotiate with Beastmen.
GUTS OUT, BOYS!
>>564161717Ulthuans law
Who's most enjoyable between Grimgor, Wurrzag and Gorbad?
>>564179875Gorbad>Wurrzag>GrimgorBut all of them are fun imo
>>564179875Wurrzag
>>564179875Gorbad has the newest mechanics but he himself isnt that amazing as a lord. But confederating the other ocs shouldn't be that hard.
>>564178097Used goods. (bretonnian women)
>>564178871Most of the stuff that any other race would actually want to own is likely to get ripped up/smashed/burned/pissed on/shat on etc. by Beastmen before it could ever be traded.https://warhammerfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Beastmen#Anatomy_&_Physiology>A mere glimpse of bright colours, especially the colour red, will often be enough to get a Beastman's pulse racing with bloodlust. The sight of a proud flag or coat of arms, a pristine uniform or a magnificent statue elicits a powerful reaction in the Beastmen, for the things of Order are anathema to the Children of Chaos. All caution is put aside in a desperate attempt to tear down and befoul the offending article, to stomp it into the mud, smear it with dung or rip it to pieces and chew on the remains.
I'm getting very bored of my azazel campaign, every unit I get is just "last unit but gooder", all my armies feel the same too since the only playstyle this has that I know of is hammer and anvil......Does it get better, am I missing something? With chorfs all my armies felt unique
>>564168538>the elite unit for this faction is an all in 2 handed armor piercing armored infantry that is slow and vulnerable to ranged>the DLC adds variants that nullify all of thisProphet and Warlock DLC, namely Ikit Claw was a massive turning point for how both the community and CA just make pay 2 win content and simply don't care about faction identity.Slaanesh getting Shades was the most retarded thing imaginable.
Hey guysDid you know,Eldar women prefer human men?
Races with no female units, heroes or lords:Chaos DwarfsBeastmenOgre KingdomsTzeentchSkavenLizardmen
>>564184142Nakai is a woman
>>564184142>BeastmenHarpies.
Total Cutehammer
>>564184453AMAZON PRESS (gently and lovingly)
>>564184142>BeastmenSister, your harpies?
>>564184259>>564185321Those are units you midwits
>>564184142Queer Headgiver was made a woman THOUGH
>>564185517>Races with no female units, heroes or lords:>female units>female>units
>>564184142What female characters/lords/units does Khorne have? Or Nurgle for that matter actually.
>>564185825>KhorneValkia
>>564185984That's warriors of Chaos thoughevebreit
>>564185825Beast of Nurgle kind of looks like a woman.
>>564184142normal dwarfs have female units?
>>564186131They can get Ulrika as a legendary hero iirc
>>564178097P. Diddy party.
>>564184142I guess you are counting named characters for Empire and Dwarfs ?
>>564188079Malakai can get Ulrika and Empire can get Elspeth von Draken.
>>564186181There is a dwarf woman model, so I don't see why she wouldn't be an optional, if rare inclusion. To be clear, female dwarves are very rare and highly respected; they're about 10% of the population per the RPG. So they're not often allowed to battle unless the situation is dire enough to risk significant population bottlenecks.
>>564188079Aren't some empire wizards women? I don't know since I don't play Empire, but woman wizards seem relatively common in other Warhammer Fantasy media.
>>564188160Empire also have Kalara if you play Markus.>>564188546Yes technically in lore all wizard can be woman in the Empire (Elpseth is just one among many).I hope when they add Wizard Lords they made them females.
>>564137262>beastwoman>its just ungor with boobsLame.
>>564184142Norsca have playable women ?
>>564189349In Vermintide the fire wizard is a woman. If ObeseMako and Imaginative Construction get their heads together, she'd be a fun easter egg character.
>by da omnississtah, we dun located the KFC STC>shieeethow do you reply, magos?
>>564189682I'd hunt for the elusive Bojangle's STC.
I know it's retardedly ambitious, but I think a cool 40k Total War would be, like, twelve solar systems each with 3-9 planets and each planet has its own campaign map. That way you have to really feel the pain in your balls as you juggle so many fronts, and the Imperium factions should get one (1) exterminatus each.
I know it's retardedly ambitious, but I think a cool 40k Total War would be, like, 60fps 1080p on a 4090 and each race has its own campaign mechanics. That way you have to really feel the fun as you engage with a varied, fun and responsive game, and the Imperium factions should have no browns.
>>564189616
>>564184142>Ogre kingdomsMiao ying?
>>564182680No, slaanesh's viable playstyles are hammer and anvil, monster doomstacks and "oops all hammers"
>>564155327>>564155775>>564177225Both of these anons are weak. wh1 WoC was challenging and based. No favor bullshit, no hunting for units. You could actually recruit chosen right off the bat *gasp* you didn't have to wait for rng based unit caps. And you certainly didn't have to wait for v*ssels to do your dirty work.Better in every way.
>>564193813It was neither challenging or fun. You break your marauder building turn one and make the warrior building and pump out an army that can't lose. And then you play whack a mole until you get bored. Which is pretty fast because horde campaigns are just a glorified end turn simulator. Fucking garbage.
Man, one day I gotta have an actual trip to Egypt.
>>564194472You wouldn't want to visit. t. Syrian who lived in Egypt for a while.
>>564181074>i-is that... A FLAG???!! AARRGGHHH SAVE ME MORGHUR IM GOING INSAAAANNEEE HEE HAW HEE HAW BAAAAA
loli elf on Norscan BWC
>>564195489>Daaad why are there so many human boats outsiiiide?
>>564189664She's here though?https://totalwarwarhammer.fandom.com/wiki/The_Red_Moon_Inn
>>564190530dont caregive me my goat headed bestigor wife I have to fuck nonstop to prevent her from going apeshit on the world or give me death
>>564194472I went as part of an all-inclusive resort trip to Hurghada and that was honestly the best part of the trip, nice and relaxed staff. Then I went to the Giza Plateau and the National Museum as part of a guided tour and honestly it was a completely awful experience, you were just treated like meat that needs to be squeezed for all it's worth. Egypt is cool but like most places you need to stay as far away from people as possible.
>>564194472Dont. Egypt is one of the worst tourist destinations.
>>564195489>Norscan BWCAll fucking norscan must fucking hang!
>>564195794>my goat headed bestigor wifeImagine the smell.
>>564194971>>564195998>>564196417I guess that's to be expected of all extremely relevant touristy places...Oh well, I have been in oasis places before.
He's in
>>564195489>>564195604Do elves even have kids? I thought they were a dying race.
>>564198835Is that Yuri from the Tutorial?
>>564198996They do, they're just breeding below replacement levels.
>>564199031Idk what the modder was thinking using that model. He's an empire wizard.
>>564198996not for the dookie
Hey that's pretty handyFor raping elves :)
>>564199052Does the phoenix king import unwashed greenskins to keep the wages low despite the aging population?
>>564199031Yuri? In my Warhammer game?
>>564189963They're not doing that. 40k Total War is going to be a rogue-like based on what I've heard.
>>564199321Stop inserting your retarded ass politics into video games.
>>564195604
>>564184453Tallarn!
>>564168194>The markThe game knows you're using cheats.
>>564200191Reminder if you don't use this you're cheatinghttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1651093625
>>564184453I don't think 40k will have allied recruitment, but maybe it should my guard armies could use some banshees for melee and moral support
>>564200191I do have tabletop caps on, but it affects me too
>>564199321Greenskins don't make very good slave-labourers. Unlike Skaven, yes-yes. Import many to Elf-thing island-land.
>>564176397He's a solid fighter and quite fast, his only real weaknesses are that he can't interact with flying units himself and that he lacks strong defensive abilities. So he can actually be poked by shooty flyers or netted and then blown to pieces. The AI is very unlikely to pull out something this coordinated tho
>>564198996Only high elves since they are too prudish to fuck. Dark elves have a very healthy population as they are hedonistic and have slaves to run the economy so they can dedicate all their time to fucking.
>>564194472Egypt sounds like a great place to visit on a river cruise where you can just go from historical site to historical site and sleep on the ship not having to spend a lot of time in their shithole modern arab citiesI was informed by a native that the country is specially engineered to maximise human misery and from everything I've seen of it I believe him
i looked away for 10 seconds and the red duke merced my leouen
>>564203621Early game Louen isn't that powerful. His biggest claim to fame is having 15% ward save.Early game Red Duke has insane melee attack and weapon strength in addition to probably having The Hunger and spells.Knights of the Realm are your friend.
Bastonne call for aid, monseigneur!
>>564204020it went better in the rematch when he just aggrod on some peasant archers and i killed focused on the grave guards
>>564204481
>>564204721Nice! Sometimes the easiest way to defeat a lord is to defeat their army.Thank the Gods for army losses.
>Pick out a duel/challenge for Arbaal that's suppose to be very dificult>Just mash my army into theirs like a retarded ape with 0 strategy>Win every timeI'm so fucking good at this game.
Do you think that Total War: Warhammer 40,000 will have machine gun emplacements and entrenched positions?
>>564206202Come to NorscaUnga but low armour and shields so you at least have to avoid being shot to fuck
>>564206889I think anything DoW1 had will end up in TW, so yes
>>564206202Okay, but what is the relevance of this sex?
>>564206994Why would I do that? That sounds like it might make me feel like I'm bad at the game or something.Instead I shall make gorilla sounds as Arbaal duels another lord and easily kills him.>>564207193It represents my emotional state of being as Arbaal wins yet another battle near single handedly for me.
News when?
>>564207935
>>564207935Within two weeks.
>>564199379I know your thoughts.
>>564207323>It represents my emotional state of being as Arbaal wins yet another battle near single handedly for me.Meaning, no inner monologue?
what race is the best race at attacking in sieges
>>564208857I'd say Ogres since you can smash walls and gates with most of your roster
>>564208592HE JUST GOT TURBO CORTISOL NUKED
>>564208857>beastmenjust use shatterstone then send a stalking unit and cap the point
>>564208857The Chorfs are pretty good. Powerful arty, powerful magic, lots of monsters for smashing down the gates, heavily armored infantry with good MD, you've even got hobgobla akazaz to shoot over the walls.
>>564208830I don't know what that means can you make it simpler for me?
>>564208857Dwarfs (just send in your thunderbarges and everything dies, if you're Malakai one may be enough)Chorfs (rain artillery until enemy routs from army losses)Beastmemes (send your minotaur lord/hero to solo destroy a gate, then zoom your minotaur/chariot/other fast high-impact unit army though the hole)
Lords that are really good at sieging cities:Vlad von CarsteinMorghurEpidemiusValkiaAzazelVilitchThorek Ironbrow
>>564208108Have some joy Avicii
>>564205732>top leftThat's Amalric of GaudaronHe'd be a really cool legendary hero for Bretonnia.
>>564208857Bretonnia, your doomstack of hippogryph knights just fly over the wall.
>>564212867>your doomstack of hippogryph knights just fly over the wall.
I like bretonnia a lot. I like playing with knights and horses
Odds DwarfsEvens Ogres0 NurgleI've never played any of these 3 factions before.
>>564214095Alright who's more enjoyable between Greasus and Skrag? Golgfag is OP apparently so I'd rather not play him first.
>>564214221I am not that Anon but Skrag was really fun and his Gorgers are amazing at ripping and tearing.Makes a big change from playing hammer and anvil factions.
>>564213913I want a sergeant-at-arms hero to buff the peasants.
>>564214646peasants are hairless skaven slaves
>>564214406Skrag it is then. he starts close to Skarbrand though which is kinda scary.
>>564212867If you need tier 5 units to be good at sieges, then you aren't good at sieges.
>>563973072cavalry empire is more fun then cavalry bretonnia because of the mounted gunpowder units
>>564085368I mean it'll probably happen eventually.
I want to warband upgrade my bretonnian units
>>564217553best I can do is a peasant limit
bretbros what the fuck am I supposed to do against ikit as fay? he teleports behind me through the mountain meanwhile I gotta go through shitted up chaos land just to get to his inhospitable hellhole
>>564218229Wait for the Bretonnia update so the Fay Enchantress gets a 'fey paths' movement stance allowing her army to teleport over the mountain range.
>>564218693>bretonnia update>adds foot knights>bretonnia has fallen
>>564192415 I believe it's her opposite brother who likes the ogres you know the one who might have warp stone on his head .
>>564219118billions of peasants must die
>>564219118>adds Foot Knights of the Realm; sword and board variant and poleaxe variant>adds Crossbowmen-at-arms; non-shielded and tower shield variant>adds Herrimaults>adds Bow squires>adds Ballista; normal and blessed version>adds Catapult; normal and blessed version>adds Bombard>adds Pot-de-feu>adds Brigands of Bergerac>adds Questing Beast; feral and normal version
CA about to get dabbed
>>564220123What are these, why are there two identical space marine factions presented as a distinct entities?
>>564220123>baby carriers
>>564220746That's not The Baby Carrier
what happened with legend moving to eu5 and paradox games
>>564218229>>564218693They should open a path through the Vault mountains and move Kemmler here.
They still haven't revealed Nagash's stats.
>>564220123is every unit in this game gonna be hybrid units
>>564221271small bulgarian team, please understand.
Melee units can only fight in melee... but all ranged units can also fight in melee.
>>564221467Might as well make them broken like Spet Xyon Archer.
>>564221648I am thankful that I never had to fight the White Huns in Attila. European Huns with their 100 leadership dudes and giant catapults were bad enough.
>>564219831lol you are getting 3 of those maybe 4, pick which ones.
>>564219831There is literally no reason why I can't sidegrade my cavalry in a warbands style panel, so they can fight on foot before siege battles.
>>564220123WHERE IS HE
>>564222186why would you get off your horse? are you a fucking peasant?
I've become the evil version of Karl Franz only guys, no matter how long I play I just keep going back to Archaon and Belakor
>>564222247What did GW mean by this?
>>564222626>Haha fuck admech we're gonna make them all gigatarded on purposeProbably something like that.
>>564222186or you know, CA can just add a dismount button to a regular cavalry unit.
>>564222575Belakor is probbaly one of the funnest evil LLs so I at least get it. He's kinda gay lore wise but gameplay wise he's a lot of fun.
>>564220276you're first 40k game?
>>564220123Is this releasing soon?
>>564222526Horses can't climb ladders.
>>564223113climbing ladders is for peasants
>>564222575based desuI play pretty much everything but I miss the chosen whenever i do
>>564223565And horrors.
>>564223565And the High King.
No elevator? That's a grudge.
>>564226239I remember taking K8P with Belegar for the first time back in WH2, it was such a blast
>>564227105I remember campaign posting back in WH1 and an anon got mad at me out of nowhere because I got there too early or something.
>>564228647weird thing to get mad about
wh3-babby here, are the japanese total wars good/fun
>>564230553shogun 2 and fall of the samurai are good, yesplay them
>>564230553yes, they kind of have the opposite appeal of the warhammer ones. everyone uses a very tight universal roster where everything has very clearly defined roles. you have to buy dlc just to get faction specific units, but because they're so rare they feel very special.
>>564220123two factions are literally the same in different colours what the fuck?
>>564230509It was confusing and amusing at the same time but Belegar was quite tough at the time and I think the economy debuff distracted people from the fact that you had 4 ghost heroes with 75% physical resist.
>>563986276literally everything I've seen from DoW4 looks like dogshit straight out of a mobile game and a significant downgrade even from Iron Harvestbut you just know when it does poorly the few DoWfags remaining will scapegoat us
>>564221402There are units in 40k that have no ranged weaponry.There's that primaris unit in the dawn of war roster preview that just has a sword and shield, assault terminators are probably one of the most iconic pure melee units.
>>564220123>Adaptus Mechanicus
why don't vampires take damage in the sun
Never played Cathay. Which of the LLs is actually fun?
>>564235004yuan bo
>>564235174Is he the only one? Do I stay in Lustriabowl or do I go back home?
>>564236768His unique mechanic is pretty fun and there's no real equivalent with the other lords. I sticked to the dual start and recruited an army in cathay but its probably safer and simpler to stay in lustria since thats where your objective is.
>>564220123Orks>GorkanautMechanicus>KnightNecron>Monolith >Doomstalkers>Void DragonHow can Marines have no big guys ?
>>564241178Heavy infantry have always been the sole focus of space marines.If the enemy shows up with some huge monster you deep strike a squad of assault terminators onto it and punch it to death.
>>564241178Don't the Dark Angels literally have Lion El'Johnson?
>>564242517No pointy eared gf = not a big guy.Simple as.
Rise! RISE! AHAHAHAHAAAA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gcdy-lxqi50Shame that looking at his channel, he looks kinda cucked.
>>564243142s-surely CA will bring him back for 40k and med3!
>Rise! RISE! AHAHAHAHAAAA!
>>564222771>He's kinda gay lore"Kinda"
>>564220123>CA about to get dabbedYou mean they're going to be dabbing? Those unit cards are dogshit. The fact that they're all the same colour as well is just going to be an eyesore.
>>564246807Unless these are placeholders, it's not like CA's are any better.
I cannot accept, my crest is bowed
>>564241178>no Astraeus super heavy>Dork Angels get a literal Primarch
>>564241178uuuu
>>564246563>Your journey ends here, Bel'akor. The skies belong to me. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide.>BOK
>>564027868>on the condition that they make a gay, retarded, brown person game all it cost them was their reputationBut they did make that game and even turned it into a trilogy..
>ummm sorry sweetie, but the model was knocked down so you didn't deal any damage to it :)
>more content to come after ETthey might as well pull the plug after ET, I'm sure modders will do a better job making new content for WH3.
>>564263691The only content we're getting after ET are the rest of the Lords of Shangyang.
>>564263775that and they will spend the whole year on the DLC
Imagine being born with minor chaos mutations. Can't live amongst normal humans because the witch hunters might burn you at the stake. Have to live amongst stinky beastmen but they all bully you because you're a weakling and even the wimpiest ungor horn-mogs you.
>>564264234if you were born a mutant to human parents, youre automatically above ungors
>>564264234Mutants don't hang out with beastmen though. You could go north and hang out with Norscans though, they don't mind mutations, they might even think your mutations are a cool sign of favor from the gods.
https://files.catbox.moe/cb5o89.mp4why didn't you have his back?
>>564268045I saw what he did to Volund's.
>>564268305I thought it was the mermaid Madison who snapped Volound's commie back
>>564268045We all have our limits Anon, helping retards is a difficult endeavour.
Why did /twg/ hate her?
>>564269731>IT'S MAKING ME UNFOMFORTABLE TO SEE A HECKING CHINESE WOMAN IN A VIDYA GAME IN A BIKINI STOP OBJECTIFYING WOMEN MEN ARE SUCH HORNY SEXIST PIGS REEEEEE>Oh look at me with this benis
>>564269867It's okay for a woman to sexualize herself.It's not okay for a man to sexualize a woman without her consent, fictional or not.Hope this helps you be a better person dumb incel chud
>>564269978There's nothing sexual about women wearing regular swimwear you sex-obsessed gooner.
>>564260976>nice bracing, sweetie, however you still get thrown 15 meters into the air and die of fall damage
PATCH IS LIVE
Settle down folx, no major transition happening.
>next total war is a console gamehahahahahahahahahahahaha
SIEGES ARE FIXED
>190MB>Doesn't change a single thing>Not a texture>Not a stat>Not a bug>NothingSasuga Creative Assembly
Remember Manor Lords? The TW killer LMAO
>>564273969Manor Lords doesn't even have anything to do with Total War, it's a city builder, it's not even the same genre, why would people call it a TW killer?
Finally! I can play with all of my friends that own Total War: Warhammer 3 on the Epic Games Store!
>>564273969I think it will be great when it's done, I like city builders and from what I've heard it's a fun one>>564274207because TW youtubers are genuinely that fucking retarded
>>564273386That just means it'll have a command wheel control scheme.
>>564273969eu5 still has less players than eu4 btw. Legend went full retard towards the end.
>>564220123Those rosters are way too small for CA to get dabbed on.But I do hope it's a good game.
His departure has left a great vacancy in this community.Why don't (You) fill it?
I'm just waking up. LL for this feel?
>>564275802Orion.
>>564275802Nagash
>>564275802mazdamundi
>>564276020was weak
>>564268371Legend had Volund's back... After the worse happened to him. We're just doing the same vibes
Total War: Warhammer 40,000 is going to have battles as the Space Marines where you drop in to help your Imperial Guard garrisons hold onto sectors.Do you like fighting alongside AI allies?
>>564276953Yes.
>>564276953If they're not stupid, yes.
Which rat to play if I wanted the authentic skaven experience?
>>564279473Tretch
>>564195794Are there any examples of beastmen in WFB that aren't evil and crazy? I know the 40k ones are sympathetic in that theyre just mutants who turn to chaos worship because everyone hates them. Everything about fantasy beastmen just says "nah theyre actually completely irredeemable and spend all day raping and killing", and i dont think any other species got the same treatment.>inb4 greenskins are also irredeemableNothing wrong wif wontin' a good krump. But also I remember in one of the books a warboss was looking at some dead empire citizens and came to the realization that theyre afraid to die unlike the orcs and realized he was probably the only orc to come to that conclusion, so there's some element of empathy they have. They're also slightly kinder to other greenskins and ally with other races when really dangerous shit starts happening.Not to get in the way of your furfag fantasy but I just find it interesting that their factions goals are all specifically because they hate everyone, compared to, say, the chaos gods acting according to what they encompass, or the norscans doing what is necessary to survive in a frozen wasteland, or the vampires wanting more power/influence.
>>564279981WHFB Beastmen are tainted by Chaos to the very soul and are irrevocably bound to Chaos. They are in fact so bound to Chaos that Chaos doesn't even like them that much because there's no need to corrupt them and they are treated like shit by Chaos due to it. Marked or chaos blessed beastmen like Taurox are incredibly rare due to that, and Beastmen know they're basically Chaos' whipping boys and that makes them extra butthurt.There are other kinda of animalistic humanoids like the indian tiger bitch but they don't seem to be Beastmen.
>>564280231>Marked or chaos blessed beastmenNah, Beastmen with marks of chaos are fairly common. Blessed is a bit of a misnomer, most "blessings" of chaos are just random mutations and beastmen have plenty of those. Sure, Taurox is a special boy, but it's not like there's huge numbers of human chaos worshipers who get to have bodies made of brass either.
>>564280231Skaven also seem to be animalistic humanoids irrevocably tied to Chaos, but unlike Beastment they thrive in (chaotic and corrupted form of) civilization and are basically an industrialized evil though not to the extent of Chaos Dwarfs, they also have a god they're particularly favored by (The Horned Rat). Beastmen hate civilization altogether and would loathe Skaven for being bound to civilization.Beastmen in WHFB seems to mostly refer to the Beastmen found in the old world that have an Army Book dedicated to them. We know of Tiger people, Monkey people, and even snake people in other lands but we know very little about them because those lands were never developed before TOW/TWW.And I could be wrong on a some of this like >>564280849 points out in regards to marked/blessed beastmen I recall Taurox being a special case among beastmen and there have been some Beastmen that earn the eye of the gods like Gorthor supposedly did.
>eastern roman empire has to deal with the sassinids, their client states, huns, and atilla at once>western roman empire can just destroy everything and consolidate their power in rome
>>564281490thats because the horned rat told them to get their shit together, eat magic rocks, and take over everything because you have nothing, while beastmen are content to feeding, fighting, and fornicating in the woods until some asshole walking in the woods
>>563971495>crush early game>try to consolidate>experienced starting army coems up against some much higher lord pro stack>gets stompedI gotta stop playing very hard for factions i don't know right? i just find empire gets steam rolled so fucken easy by heavy mellee comps
>>564275802
>>564276953>Objective: save the Guardmen>*the guards actually charge the Orks Battlewagons and Gorkanaut line as soon as you press "start" button and they die even faster than Gotrek & Felix in their quest battle*
>>564284031Fucking meme corps of krieg
>>564284031>*last guardman dies (1min45s into the battle)*>You lose the battle, the Orks conquer the entire planet, your stack of 19 Terminators + Guilliman is destroyed/wounded
>>564284584>19they will stick to this shit formula, won't they...
>new Workshop UIHmmNot bad desu senpaiedit: actually nevermind, the fucking thing starts the search instantly as you start typing
>>564220123>>564220276>>564222790>Eldar>Dark eldar>Tau>Chaos of any kind>Imperial guard >Sisters >Votann >Tyranids>GSC>"Pfft na those aren't relevant enough to the hecking 40k setting. Npcs">Space marines, but green and white.>"Now this is what the players want!"Not looking good for ya DoW4. Games aren't even out and im already thinking tww40k is better
>>564218693>>564219118Let me back out of Vows, with penalties even (X hurns wounded). Tired of benching a lord for 30 turns cause i had to deviate from what i originally had planned.
>>564285334>>Space marines, but green and white.>>"Now this is what the players want!"I mean yeah? They released a big new action figure for the Dark Angels somewhat recently and said action dolly is their Primarch. Marineslop outsells like any 3-4 of those factions combined at any given time.
>>564284983There seems to be another bug as well, the "cheat" category only has (3) mods, even though it should have (20867).
>turn two axumhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2xNFX8dRwM
>>564285642Why not just add in an army painter and some dark angel assets like what they did for dow 2?
>>564230553>>564231217Its the chess of Total War. Also you be duprised of how responsive the units are compared to WH3
>>564285821idk go ask the fow 4 devs but it's probably a James Workshop thing where they said Dangels had to be in.Now check this out.
>>564285334and?40k is a marvel-esque universe where the big characters with epic moments matter more than the generic grunt factions
>>564285960>>564286293>Putting in a clone faction that could easily be put in by just messing around with the army painter...There's no army painter is there?
>>564285960nice
>>564285828>you be duprised of how responsive the units are compared to WH3the fact that unit responsiveness has gone down every title is a travesty, getting a unit in battle out of battle takes like 20 seconds because they keep wanting to attack random idiots that walk near themat this rate tw40k will have battle suggestions
>>564285707the real wakanda
>>564286480it's 2026, we don't make army painters we sell cosmetic DLC
>>564276953I'm hoping they fix the map painting fatigue of the late game since campaigns seem to operate on a planetary/sector basis.
>>564286628PLAPPLAPPLAPAPLAPGET PIRATED GET PIRATED GET PIRATED
>>564286628>not adding an army painter so you can sell even more cosmeticsYou'll never make it at TCALUKLTD
despoilers CUM
I JUST WANT TOTAL WAR MONGOL YOU BRITISH CUNTSLITERALLY ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT FUCKING PERIODS IN HISTORYFUCKING LIMEYS
>>564286671Roguelike mode in which event pop ups are more impactful
>>564288114Little bows? On a bloody horse? Not on my watch.Proper archers stand behind a sharp stick in the ground.
>>564288280IM GONNA SAY IT
>>564288354you won't. Coward.
>>564288803dismount button
>>564289025Our community manager will have to take another 6 months of paid leave for this, you sick fuck.
>Valiant Defeat!
>>564285334What are you even talking about? Dark Angels is not a whole separate race, it's just an extra flavour of Space Marines for their campaign. It's not like recoloured SM models replaced a Tyranids or CSM.
>>564285334All the most popular Chapters have been given their own unique shit that can't necessarily be covered by a generic Space Marine army for this very reason.
>>564289025
>>564289349>Dark Angels is not a whole separate race, it's just an extra flavour of Space Marines for their campaignOh it's cute that you think that way, because GW doesn't agree.
>>564282339What melee factions?Almost all of them get genocides by grenade launchers or dogwalked by war wagons/standard outriders. The empire is extremely strong in skirmishing
>>564287225They'd be fools to include army painter. Imagine how many lazy DLCs they can make for quick bucks to fund Hyenas 2.0>Space Marines except with green armor>Unique units: Jump pack Marines but with dual wield chainswords (+AI, no pistol) and Autocannon Heavies (recycled IG assets), with new Chapter Master LL (head swapped, wields Power Sword instead of Thunder Hammer. Sword is just 1h power sword scaled up)There, DLC done with existing assets + passing model textures through batch recolor script. Done by single guy in a day. That'll be 15$ + tax + tip
>>564290381But they dont have elite armored AP infantry that you can just statcheck any enemy mainline.
>>564290959Oh I don't play single player I play MP where the game is actually played.
>>564290959Then don't? Melee infantry is the most dogshit unit class in this game anyway
There seem to be xenos fans here so I'll ask;How do you cope with the fact that the Imperiun and Chaos are all that matters in 40k? Genuinely, how do you remain a fan of 40k knowing that xenos exist solely to be background NPCs for the Imperium to shoot at? Why not simply find a different setting where you can be a fan of more important factions? GW isn't even really pretending that xenos matter any more, so why haven't you given up?
>>564291662Cuz
>>564291662What the fuck are you talking about? Have you spent so much time on twitter that you can only ever experience things through deranged culture wars? It's a mediocre IP milked to death by a toy company that sells overpriced action figurines to adultsWe all know you're indian btw
>>564292556>Eldar haven't mattered in over 10 years, are were only punching bags before rhen>Dark Eldar have never matter beyond being an expy for Fantasy Dark Elves in space>Orks are punching bags>Tyranids are punching bags>Necrons are punching bags>Tau are forever shoved in a locker, which GW occasionally opens up just to kick them a few times before shutting the door on them again>GSC are a joke factionWhy would you be a fan of any of these factions?
>>564291662what the fuck are you talking about you stupid nigger, necrons are waking up and turning off the chaos switch and tyranids literally surround the entire galaxy and theyre fucking with chaos with the hive mind
>>564293106The Necrons got their teeth kicked in so badly they've been put on the bench with the excuse of a 'civil war'.The Fourth Tyrannic War lasted less than a month and ended the moment Leontus and Trajann showed up.The Hive Mind was wounded by the Great Rift and a chunk of it is flat out dead, it can't even threaten Chaos.
While a little overblown by that user I do see where he's coming from. The majority of xenos in 40k feel unimportant. Like, what are the Votan doing as major players in the setting?
>>564289349So uh ... where's the csm or tyranids then? I see green space marines and red space marines but not tyranids or csm.>>564289740>DA>Unique
Monument of Izzatal sir
>>564293564Well yes it is tall, but what's it called?
>>564293468Dangels aren't the best example, admittedly.
>>564214221But anon, 5 is an odd number...
>>564293446The laughable part is that he treats warhammer factions like football clubs amd comes here to brag that he has won because "his faction"(lol) has more books and new figurines and he has more stuff to consooooom
Since when did fireballs not suck?
but what will I be able to steal as the blood ravens?
>>564291662Lore for everyone has been shit for a decade+ and the lore can't stop me from making stacks that wipe imperium forces anyway. I'm just here to mash armies together at this point.The ballistic suits are going to be sick.
>>564294765That's like 90 value
>>564294765certain missile spells have always been useableI member spamming infinite fireballs in WH1 from some bug, can't remember exactly, think it was a magic item bug
>>564293468csm getting an update for 11th, realistically, gw likes to time releases with codex updates, and since thats not out yet, its probably why theyre not in yet, and probably better than way since wouldnt have to change a faction post release because of codex releasesand the picks are fine since the story is about going back to koronus, and theres a necron tomb on there
>>564294917Yeah but it used to do like 1/5 of that
>>564291662I don't buy the models anymore anon. I haven't played tt in years. I barely have time to play this game. It's very easy to watch your dumpster fire when you're away from the flames and the stentch.>Then GTFO secondar-I play tww3. The game this thread is mainly about. I'm not the secondary, you are. Now post screenshots of you playing TOTAL WAR or you get out.
>>564295040I'm tired of your shill excuses anon. and also the "betrayals" when james does the thing you insist will never happen. If GW and ironharvestdevs wants me to buy the game they'll give me >Eldar>Tau>IGI accept no less. That's not what the marine piggies want? OK! I just won't buy. It's not a big deal for me. I don't NEED a new video game. Ill just throw it in my index fund and collect the dividends. Do what thou wilt.
>>564296686>Eldar>Tau>IGOh and chaos obviously. Can't believe I forgot them. Basically dark crusade is the minimum
>>564294814How does it get up when it's tipped over?
>>564297168Another battlesuit helps it up.
>>564290476Retard couldn't even read the steam page for the game lol.
>>564294814I've come to the realization that it doesn't matter how bad the lore gets because the model painters will buy anything so long as it just looks kind of cool.Did you guys see the Golden Demon winners this year? tight ass shit
>>564294814>We'll get battlesuit customization in TW40kMan this shit is going DRAIN unhealthy amount of hours from my life.
>>564296686they literally just lined up space cop in both rogue trader and darktide, and it looks like theyre doing it again with admech being leaked in darktide and the new rogue trader dlc or whatever.
>>564297872>with admech being leaked in darktideWhat
>>564298001datamined new stuff
>>564298487I don't see any buzz about it in Coopg, but I'll take your word for it.I know the Admech trailer for DoW4 dropped and it was kind of underwhelming.
>>564298858we did
It's a legitimate deployment the rulebook doesn't say I can't do it
Orcs Boar Boys Big'Uns
>>564300650Big 'Uns, huh?
>>564302435WHOREathi...
>>564297412>Anon takes shitposting seriouslyGrim...
>>564304259
>>564264234Chaos are the good guys of the setting, so being a chaos mutant is a good thing. Better than being a corrupt Sigmarite.
>>564305061>Chaos are the good guys of the settingOkay Muhammad.
>>564268045LMAO. Is there more like this?
I gave up a while ago on getting the tiger dlc on time, but uh, didn't they explicitly say there was to be a news stream in April?Its like the last week of April, and we don’t have a date on that, right?What do these people do all day at the office?It’s definitely not ‘working’.Like, we all know its Tigermen June and Endtimes early 2027 at this rate. Just get on with it.
>>564308229They have till april 30th at 11:59:59 to deliver a stream, chuddie.
>>564308229You JUST got a patch for cross-platform playing. How about showing some gratitude to the hard working devs at CA? They are working on 2 different HUGE games while still trying to improve and make more content for WH3. Ugh, some people baka...
>>564284983>cheat (3)
>>564308229They said a few weeks ago that the news stream was going to be at the very end of April. Unfortunately their primary way of communicating this is reddit posts so it's hidden knowledge.
>Boot up Total War Warhammer 40k for the first time>Start a campaign as Marneus Calgar since that's the Recommended Warlord>First battle is to help some Imperial Guard who are being attacked by Eldar, figure it should be pretty simple and quick>Within ten seconds of the battle starting, see a Falcon rushing headlong to my line>It's moving too fast for my Marines to land good hits, manages to get around my Intercessors and gets close to Calgar>See five orange models get out of the Falcon, before their banner even pops up to target them they all shoot Calgar at once with bright yellow beams>YOUR WARLORD HAS BEEN WOUNDED>Entire army ended up turning around to shoot at the Falcon, meaning the resr of the Eldar had time to show up>Hear a bunch of howling as a line of sprinting women close into melee with my Marines>A UNIT HAS BEEN WIPED OUT>A UNIT HAS BEEN WIPED OUT>COWARDS, YOUR SOLDIERS FLEE!>Crushing Defeat
>>564310204This won't happen to me as I'm gonna play Chud Templar.
Just finished Moors. Which faction should I play next time in MTW2?
>>564310204>play Total War Warhammer 1>load into a mp match>it's Wood Elf kite>play Total War Warhammer 2>load into a mp match>it's Wood Elf kite>play Total War Warhammer 3>load into a mp match>it's Wood Elf kite>play Total War Warhammer 40k>load into a mp match>it's Eldar kite
>>564310502Russia
Order of the Blood Dragon!
BOK BOK!
>>564311743Imagine having 52 weapon strength.
Polio Took-took!
>>564311862https://youtu.be/Qj1RS9vHcsw
I think that Festus' Chosen of Nurgle (Great Weapons) can have about 90 weapon strength (armour-piercing) ((poison)).
Valkia's wrathmongers are raping my HE armies help.
>>564312340Silence elite, a tier 2 unit is speaking
Which LL should I pick when I'm horny af
>>564312543All Chosen of Nurgle begin their journey as a Marauder (tier 0).
>>564312649Not all Chaos warriors/chosen come from Norsca or the Chaos wastes.
>>564312631I goonmaxxed N'kari once by playing porn audio (3D rule 34 loops work best) on low volume as "ambient sounds" to be paired with the steadily corrupted Ulthuan settlement ambientI defeated Alarielle and her mage lords over and over until she finally broke, and there was much coom as her lands yielded their flesh
>>564312920
>>564313645WUSHRA
>>564311743
>>564312920We got mods for that, y'know?
>>564314134Eh, dilemmas are forced narratives and nude mods are lackluster
are beastmen and norscans friends, like do they team up to pillage and rape sometiems
>>564314296>dilemmas are forced narrativesAnon you're raping elves, the whole point of the narrative is that it's forced.
>>564314836Likely, Empire heretics canonically party with them and Norscans already form brief alliances with the fimir who have the exact same beastspeakBut they'd also fight each other like any chaos followers, they have some good banter in the diplomacy screens
>Mom says it's my turn on the throne
>>564315230>many new beast-spawn are conceived
>>564315970You beast start believing in coom settings, you're in one
>>564315673>Aenarion facepalming in the background
>>564316941is it good to hire this guy as my lord
>>564317062He's effectively a legendary lord but white lions of chrace are sadly a shit unit.
>>564312340>>564312543This. Behold beings beyond your comprehension:>Light Cavalry (Armored)(Barrier)(Vanguard Deployment)(Anti-Infantry)(Frenzy)(Poison)(Very Fast)(Magic & Flaming Attacks)(Hellblade)(Berserk)(Strong Vigor)(Devastating Flanker)(Immune to Contact Effects)(Immune to Flanking)(Resilience)
>>564317521>white lions of chrace are sadly a shit unit.I find it annoying that they don't at least have the passive ability 'guardian'. I know the RoR version does, but they should all have it.
>>564314836If you mean the "goatmen" beastmen, they are firends of no one (not even fother beastmen tribes).But they may tag along if a leader (probably a bray shaman) say "Chaos said to do it".
>>564318546White Lions got done so dirty. I get that CA wanted "mid-tier melee unit", but White Lions miss the mark so hard it isnt funny.>Worse HP, MA, MD, armor and charge than Swordmasters>30% missile resist whereas Swordmasters can get 50% shield that also deflects artillerySo how could White Lions have a sensible role?>Option A: closer-to-tabletop tanksIncrease their HP and LD, maybe buff Lion Cloaks/armor slightly. Implement Stubborn trait for unique niche (no morale penalty for losing melee combat). Now you have more expensive Spearmen with slightly worse missile resist from front and no AL, but AP attacks and high armor that holds longer. Direct counter to Corsairs and Chaos Warriors (of Slaanesh) but Swordmasters still vastly outperform them as higher tier unit through sheer high MA, MD and WS>Option B: unique charger unitKeep MA low as it is, but buff CB significantly. Now they hit hard on charge, making them useful tool to rout units softened by your archers, allowing you tk go from defensive "spears front arrows back" armies into more aggressive one-two punch armies while keeping WLs as med-tier unit
>>564318546>>564320645aren't white lions, swordmasters and phoenix guard t4/5 units in the tabletop?mid-tier helfs should just spam lothern seaguard and shadow warriors until the silverin guard showed up with the dlc
>>564317062You have to hyper-specialize him in Chrace units with skill trees, tech trees and Patronage seat.
>>564321213whys this fag have a buttplug on th eend of his axe
why is desert a suitable climate for bretonnia but wasteland and frozen is uninhabitable. the fuck
>>564321559>DesertOasis and rivers are fertile af and you can establish many farms in them.>Wasteland/frozenThe ground is sterile af no matter if there's water or not.
>>564321380You wouldn't get it.
>>564322396I love finding mice art I haven't seen before.
>>564321559is it suitable for all of Bretonnia or just Joan of Arc so her campaign doesn't brick from expanding into inhospitable terrain
>>564322859Desert is suitable for all Brets. Only one with a unique climate is green jungle instead of yellow for Alberic.
>>564321559>why is desert a suitable climate for bretonniaRepanse.
>>564310204>>564310763Everyone laughs at eldar until it's actually time to face them.
>>564324270I look like this
Its happening.
>>564324649>Big ass 4v4.Oh hell yes. I hope you've randomized those armies anon because you are in for some kino.
>>564324270do they wear sandals with their socks on in The Empire?
>>564325543When they visit Estalia, yes.
>>564325543A hypothetical "Modern Day" warhammer world would be equal parts funny and depressing.
>>564325727>be Estalian>Empire State Troops digging ditches on the beach while wearing socks>Albionians falling off balconies>Arabyans arriving in rowboats
SAYL THE FAITHLESS FUCKING SUUUUUCKS
>>564325806Like IRL?
>>564325381Khaine was pleased but i wasnt. Allarielle's sisters + treeman army eat 2.5 of DEs army alone.
>>564325806>Malekith just broke all of his treaties with the Tomb Kings again
>>564327294Not in any specific way, but everything modernizes and becomes gay and lame.
>>564325806You already got modern day Warhammer
>>564326223skill issue Sayl is OP
>>564327802>Aldorf citizen has to navigate the local trash pickup regulations instead of living in fear of ratmen.
>>564326223>>564328135Sayl is great and his campaign is not that OP. I really like his mechanic eventually fucking him over if you abuse it. His problem is, Cathay always gets raped very early by other chaos factions so his campaign doesnt feel rewarding.
>>564327169You're missing out man! A good general can make use out of anything.
Babylon or Assyria, /twg/? Which civilization do you like more, the big bronze age ASSHOLES or the "muh garden" bureaucrats?
>>564329590The Empire
>>564329590Suppipuliuma
>>564329590Sargonid Assyria is the most kino ancient empire of all time
Started an IE Aislinn playthrough, is there any means/point in trying to capture the minor settlements in the Eastern Isles?>>564329590"muh garden" bureaucrats for me
>>564330073the sargonoids
>>564329590
>playing a race that doesn't get underway stance but spawns next to dorf/skaven/greenskin infested mountains
Should I buy TW: Rome Remastered or TW: Rome II?The latter has more content available but the ultimate edition is way more expensive, while the former is a lot cheaper and already includes the expansions.What do you say? How does it fare classic Rome in today's day and age?
>>564337615Rome 1 has more soul but is a worse game than Rome 2.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBiefIgzDaU
why does bretonnia have no cav that does +infantry damage
>>564335156See >>564218229
>>564329590Neo-Babylonia is very weird for how insanely large it looms in our history due to Jewish butthurt yet the amount of material on them is fucking miniscule beyond belief. Assyria has a rich volume of material where the most vivid representations and evidence for Near Eastern civilizations before Islam (Excluding Greece and Rome) is pretty much just Egypt/Assyria/Achaemenids/Sassanids.You just can't even really tell WHAT Neo-Babylonians looked like aside of being a clone of Assyria and dorky turbans in Persian art. It'd be like if Rome lasted just 2 centuries and we had to assume they looked exactly like Greeks.So I like Assyria, there's more to work with. If you dig beneath the surface Assyria is also lawful-asshole rather than just belligerent shitters, since it's>Pay taxes, behave, you're fine.>Misbehave and you may be taken and transported somewhere else - not as slaves, rather just to dilute your identity and make you a compliant citizen>Or we'll flay you and make pyramids with your heads and ground the bones of your ancestors and make you eat them w/e
>>564335156Imrik suffers from that shit the worst. But thankfully Imrik + Mikaela with enough wins can roast 4 skaven armies while being ambushed.
>>564218693>>564218693Nah, not that, Morgiana needs a campaign ability that allows her to teleport between bvoies of water within her land. That's what her teleport does in the lore
ITZA DIK!
>>564347530why does the lady of the lake need massive hips
If Warhammer 40K was more like this I'd be interested. Although I think y'all're talking about regualr Warhammer, but I don't know anything about this shit.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lknNsZgzG1g
>>564348335To beat good horses
>>564350185how does she beat them
>>564350629With her hips
>>564350629:)
>>564281812Yeah and then you get bankruptcy, constant rebellions, and the Goths still show up to fuck your ass before long
>>564337615Rome 1 has way more content than Rome 2
Grim tidings about the news my lord
>>564348335Yjk
Pour Carcassonne!
>>564355454Once the DLC has been released, everything will be alright
are tomb kings fun?
>>564360483Yes
>>564360483they're fun
>>564360483No. >>564360653>>564360714These two are lying. You have to wait like 20 turns to get your actual good shit and the game usually peaks at turn 15.
>>564348335Elvish goddess tradition.
>>564361059This one is lying because he has no idea how to defend and turtle until he get his good stuff
>>564361059>they are sucked because you need to play the game just use cheats nigga
Calvary
>>564341521Because they don't need it, all their knights have a gazillion charge bonus with good weapons strength and melee attack
>>564232179I'll laugh my ass off if its actually as gridded as they made it look
>>564321105white lions are meh against most factions, because their only benefit is having +4 armor against non magical ranged attacks, otherwise they have +1 str and -1 atk over swordmastersso unles youre fighting anything less than non magical 5 str ap or 6+ str missiles, you will get no benefit over swordmasters deflectionand its a statistical benefit of would you rather have two attacks that hit at 66% and wound at 66% or a singular attack that hits at 50% and wounds at 83%
>>564354378rome 2 has been made infinitely better than it's base game by mods tho (i'm not even sure if your claim is true anyways)
>>564321105>>564363342white lions in almost every game context on and off the tabletop have always been so painfully mediocreevery niche of theirs is either practically useless or usurped by another unitthe one thing they have over the other elite infantry choices is the notion that they're good at forest fighting but the forest fighting bonuses are always underwhelming and game maps never have truly heavy forest presence because in fairness its just a fucking pain to play inat that point you might as well just get shadow warriors who can do most of that without needing to gamble on terrain positioning and can harass from range to bootthey could at least be given a couple paltry points of anti large because their other job besides being the phoenix king's guard is hunting monsters but I'm sure some mpnigger would moan
>>564363342>>564364443White Lions looks like it needs to be demoted from T3 to T2 then.
>>564363342>mathI pick my units solely on their drip
i played medieval 2 for 5 minutes and it literally made me feel dizzy and like i have to throw upfuck this, Im going back to WH3
>>564188494>10% of the populationHoly shit I feel bad for dwarfcels, the hypergamy must be off the charts.Not everyone is lucky enough to be born an asexual Saurus I guess.
>>564193813No anon. I was there and it just sucked ass, it was a campaign that wasn’t even meant to be playable at first and it shows.You spent your entire early-mid game fighting norscans and their infinite chariot/mounted missiles spams (where do you think the Surtha Ek meme came from?).Then you go south to fight the Empire and it’s just a boring sludge of wack-a-mole because the AI will just resettle the cities you raze as WH1’s WoCs can’t occupy settlements and there’s no penalty to settling ruins.It’s just not fun and not particularly challenging, just very long and tedious.
>>564367247there must be a huge amount of dawi incels>100% of the female population only dates the top 10% of the ironbreakers and hammerers, so what does that leave me as a quarreler?
>decide to try Lü Bü versus Guan Yu>Lü Bü is an anti-chaff hero while Guan Yu is a hero killerBet on Guan Yu.
Lü Bü sees your nomenclatures, and Lü Bü shits on your nomenclatures.
>>564367247>>564367696Dwarfs are usually more obsessed with their profession for their entire lives than humans normally can be so they're rarely bothered by never having a wife. The void is filled by a desire to be the best carpenter or stonemason or whatever to ever live every day for hundreds of years.
>>564368617Dwarfs? Carpenters? Don't they exclusively use wood as fuel?
>>564368670It's not the most common crafting profession or most famous guild but there are carpenter's guilds among the dwarfs and their autistic perfectionism ensures they produce some very fine wooden furniture and architecture at their worst.An imperial noble commissioning some fortress to be built by dwarfs would likely also seek a deal to have it furnished by the dwarfen carpenters.
>>564369139I see. They probably make wooden toys for their beardlings and other goods for exporting.
>>564364443Even if they had antilarge without charge defence most large units would just butcher them on collision and then walk away whenever they wantThey are already fine for their price range, the only issue is that midtier units are usually pointless in campaign
>>564367696Being a dwarf must be depressing, your empire is crumbling, attacked from all sides by literal evil subhumans, and you can’t even have a gf.>>564368617Autismmaxxed faction, I can respect that.
>>564369450lol, you don't get it, do you?
>>564366082Wow, I'm not the only one. It's weird because Rome never gave me that problem.
>>564365882their drip is shit though, its like theyre trying to be northern barbarians but theyre lanklets and wear a dress, theyre basically furries>>564368670what the fuck are you talking about, they literally have skub arguments over crossbows and handguns, they need wood to make weapons, wood is a very good material because its both lightweight and durable
>>564369801No they don't. You can make a crossbow out of metal.
>>564369830yeah, only the limbs and trigger, because the stock is not going to be made of metal, thats obscene and a waste of metal, not to mention the bolts
>>564369964Bolts can be made out of metal too. You can make everything out of metal.Except the string, it has to be a rope, and I don't think Dwarves have the technology to make metal wires.
Somebody zoom in on some Dawi weapons in game to settle this argument, I can't though, playin R2 right meow
Oh look it's all metal!I'll be waiting an apology now.
>>564370017no, because it makes everything really heavy, theres very little benefit over using metal over wood in most applications
>>564370226Your mistake is that you think that Dwarfs are practical and pragmatic. You forget that Dwarfs are a race of boomers who believe that they're always right even when even reality proves them wrong.They only use metal because metal is unchanging, while wood rots and withers. They don't use polearms because these aren't repurposed tools.They refuse to let go of a grudge because it's not the way.
>>564370328they literally are practical and pragmatic, thats why they sped up the process for gyrocopters
>>564370415Not really??? Their entire RPG supplement is about how they treat everyone non-Dwarf like crap and kick out any engineer that actually invents something. The gyrocopter got "sped up" because it was approved for mass buildings after what, CENTURIES?There are practical dwarfs but they're the exceptions. That's why they never use polearms or cavalry.
>>564369830Their crossbows are made mostly out of wood, they also make use of wooden round shields.Bolt throwers are however made of metal.
>>564370737>Their crossbows are made mostly out of woodGonna need a source on that because I doubt it.>they also make use of wooden round shieldsBecause these are considered expendable. If you were to check their models in Total Warhammer, you'd see that the only one with weapons containing wood are the low-tier losers. These are cheap, expendable weapons that are handed to the youngest son of the family.The "real" weapons made to last are all metal.
>>564370604no, that was only accepted by boomers, even then, that goes back the skub argument because they still do the same with handguns, most dwarfs still dont accept handgunsthey dont use polearms because theres no benefit to using polearms, youre fighting in close quarter tunnels, that means you cant use a long weapon, the enemies theyre fighting dont care about injury, so theyll rush a spear line with no hesitation; and what mount can they even ride with stubby legs, a giant tortoise, let alone carry them, you could say they couldve invented the steamtank or whatever>>564370842people dont make shields entirely out of metal, the only people that using metal shields are chaos warrior, because they cheat with chaos strength
>>564370842>Gonna need a source on that because I doubt it.In-game models, art, miniatures.Art also depicts them using clearly wooden bolts.
>>564371107>people dont make shields entirely out of metalYOU KEEP USING NORMAL COMMON SENSETHESE ARE DWARFS FROM A FANTASY WORLDJesus, am I speaking Chinese or are you just unnaturally dense?
>>564371184>the only people that using metal shields are chaos warrior, because they cheat with chaos strength
>arguing about fluff to sell a bunch of toy soldiers
>>564371184Low end dwarf shields are entirely wood, ironbreakers and nobles have shields with a full metal face and wooden backing.
>>564371239你真是個傻瓜。我的智慧在你那兔子腦袋裡完全行不通,你媽就像隻兔子一樣嚇得魂飛魄散,趕緊逃之夭夭。
>>564371336it's all we have m8it's all we have.
>>564371386>Low end dwarf shields are entirely woodWhat. Not even a metal circle around it and in the middle???For fuck sake, I read a crapload about dwarfs and this contradicts everything I know.
>>564371490I mean the main body of the shield. They have a thin metal edge.
>>564371679...still contradicts what I read about them considering wood to be flimsy and not even worth crafting things out of, but better than nothing.
>>564371389i dont speak hakguei>>564371490the metal circle is just a frame, its pretty standard shield construction, it does nothing but hold it together, and the same with the boss, very standard stuff. making a shield entirely out of metal doesnt help you in the slightest, you only need metal in very specific locations>>564371728that was never the case
what about bolt throwers, aren't they made of wood and throw wooden bolts?
>>564371754NO. They are ALL metal, because they're BASED and DAWI-PILLED, unlike your shitty wooden bow.
imagine using a wooden bowI'd rather die
>>564364443They aren't even in the warhammer RPG.
>>564369484??
>>564371846what about the furniture for the crossbow and handgun
>>564373103It's worse than that. A lot more. I'll explain in the next thread.
>>564368067>>564368278Wasn't what happens in the romance that they have a 1v1, then Guan Yu's cheating bastard brothers jump in to turn it into a 3v1 when it looks like he might lose?
armoured kossars might be the best backbone unit in the entire game
I remember when i first got attilla i discarded it over other total wars cause its so obtuse with some of its shit, getting back into it now yeah, i cant even use the farms of the city i took over without completely bulldozing them and building my own completely different farmsbut why tho?the other builds sure a roman forum would need converting but this is just fucking sillyand starting as saxons this means, every single city, every city i ever take, is going to be fucking like this
for some reason I only enjoy playing warriors of chaos
>>564374195The rise of OSHA and its building regulations are what truly ushered in the dark ages.
>>564374195there's just a lot of obtuse bloat shit like that that brings atilla down because it just creates tediumnot interesting tedium or challenging tedium, just pure tediumif they'd put more work into all the half finished systems they tried to create in this glorified rome 2 dlc they might have made something more sensible and interesting but as is atilla is really just a testbed for features they'd either try to improve on or just ignore altogether in later titles/updates
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>>564376468im emergency baking but it will take 300 secs
>>564376754Turn up the heat for faster bake
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