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american drifter edition

>Latest patch:
https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/04-10-2026-update.125825/

>Steam Page:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/

>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:
https://forums.playdeadlock.com/

>How do I git in?
Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.

>How do I git gud?
Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.

Additional Resources:
>Unofficial Wiki
https://deadlock.wiki/
>Collection of useful character builds
https://deadlockmeta.com/
>New Player Guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/
>Advanced Movement Guide
https://www.dlmovement.wiki/
>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)
https://statlocker.gg/
https://tracklock.gg/
>Unofficial Competitive News
https://edl.gg/
>Unofficial Voiceline Viewer
https://deadlock.vlviewer.com/

Threadlocked: >>563918334
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gay sex with apollo!
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i love victor
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>>563975032
ngl he looks hot here
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Fat sex with Apollo!
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>>563975204
nah looks like dogshit that face looks nothing like apollo and the anatomy is beyond fucked
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>>563975032
groomer, go back to your /dlg/ discord
tranny
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Silver needs buffs.
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i love drifter
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>>563975260
yeah but his red bussy looks tight and fuckable
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>>563975231
>>563975032
>Eat-ani Low-carbs!
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The game needs more characters like victor, graves, mo&krill and paige.
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>doorman on enemy team
>builds one damage item then rushes fortitude/cheat death/vortex web
i hate this piece of shit so fucking much
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>>563975231
>american apollo
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>>563975537
>doorman on our team
>rushes refresher/transcendent cooldown
>literal ult bot that does nothing
>0 walker/spawn carts
>lose
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>>563975525
this game needs you to kill yourself faggot
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With the amount of antiheal in this game it's pretty comical often seeing Silver's ult heal for some petty amount like 171 late game. Anyway, since Shiv's bloodletting change being affected by anti-heal I've been wondering; is Silver's max hp bonus from ult also affected by anti heal?
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Sex with Venator
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Why is this general so fucking gay? Why do trannies have to infest every space on the net? Have some shame troons. I wish we could go back to white and straight internet.
>>563975901
>another silver troon
We need a separate general for normal people
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>>563975525
Hero idea, squishy support disruptor cc
>1: zaps enemies in a cone infront but has limited targets
>2: sinclair hex but single target
>3: mo ult that can be channeled from a bigger distance and does less damage
>4: summons a circle of migu turrets but different visuals
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What's wrong with being gay?
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>>563976020
You are the one just sperging out instead of engaging with the question. Please remove yourself from life.
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Another day another banger (just went 4/18 as Shiv)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FpCoSZOlF0
based ivy autist
tldw rush tesla
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They should add a hero with the same kit as Disruptor in dota
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>>563976094
it's annoying since you always gotta pollute everything|
>>563976126
What question? You trying to talk about your tranny char? Silverfags cannot talk about anything else other than the furry fuck. Go back to your containment space in the /dlg/ discord, with all the other troons.
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Straight sex with Celeste!
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>>563976224
me on the left
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>use knockdown when ivy ults
>it stuns her but doesn't cancel the flight
okay.
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>>563976224
Post the better ones instead, homo
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lash's ult doesn't even pick people up half the time and its been like this for a year but the last thing they changed on him was giving him an EPIC parry animation at the request of some faggot eceleb. priorities
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the hitbox of calicos bomb is so fucked up it literally comes out in front of you how do people play this hero its so hard to actually land everything
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>>563976345
>What question?
Ah! I see you are illiterate.
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>>563976390
Celeste /ss/!
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>>563976642
>vampire
>in the sun
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>>563976345
You're mentally ill.
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So tired of gunshit meta.
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>>563976642
is rem riding victor?
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>>563975901
Antiheal doesn't affect Silver's health increase
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>>563976642
Is this Hawaii?
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>mfw watching mikael play shiv with a celeste against ivy and vyper in lane
these motherfuckers are moving RIDICULOUSLY fast
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Silver is trash and no amount of upplaying will change that.
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>>563976345
Silver general. Simple as.
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>>563976858
el pocketo
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>>563976642
>mina toes
cute
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>>563976858
Is Pocket el or la
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>>563976781
Good to know! Thanks anon.
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>>563976710
Nice argument retard. All you do is circle jerk here and ignore anyone who's outside your trannycord. It's a fact. You are disgusting, grooming faggot. Kys.
>>563976560
>reading comprehension
I know you are a 3rder tranny who doesn't understand shit but why the fuck would anyone engage with your silver wifu tier question? Stop being a furry retard and develop a proper personality. Maybe this way you would find people to hang out in life outside of your /dlg/ troon cord, fag.
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>>563976345
And what is the pollution
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>>563976871
This.
Post Silver.
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Need Primal Beast in this game.
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>>563976858
SOVL
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>>563976858
whitest faggot in the /dlg/ tranny 'cord
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>>563977143
great image
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>>563976829
>Pic
https://youtu.be/YFDg-pgE0Hk
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>>563977032
>silver derangement syndrome leading to extreme projection once more
Keep seething, tranny.
You will never be a woman.
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>>563977138
your mohammed?
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When will she be playable
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>>563977301
>duuuuun DAAAAAAA duuuun
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>>563976436
canon btw
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>>563976858
i unironically prefer this to regular pocket
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gunslop is going to kill deadlock
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>>563977032
>Seething this hard over a question
Take your meds anon.
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>>563975032
what's always funny about images like these, he looks so much like a woman here that it'd be gay of you if you wouldn't fuck him
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>>563976858
would. i'd make him get better shoes though
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buttonslop is going to kill deadlock
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enemy team accused our 1/2 holliday of hacking somehow and i'm sitting here wondering why you'd choose such a dogshit character to cheat on
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>>563977530
Arabsissies following in the footsteps of their prophet by getting assfucked
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parry is going to kill deadlock
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>>563977751
Paige isn't fat though
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I member when they found guardian voicelines in da files
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>>563978050
She has fat in all the right places yes.
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>>563977246
>>563977687
you niggers talk about me DAILY on /dlg/
stop lying now
you troons deserve everything that's coming your way
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>>563977595
I'm pretty sure we had a spirit meta in March and everyone said this was the worst thing to ever happen to Deadlock.
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they think paige is fat because she a nerd ah nig like mei
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>>563975202
we know, mina
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>>563978234
>anon discovers that no one actually knows how to balance or what they want from it
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>>563978234
deadlock has never had a true spirit meta.
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>>563978173
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>>563978293
>an overwatch fan doing zoomspeak
you aint foolin no one unc
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FUCKING RUSSIAN NIGGER SUBHUMANS
I HATE THEM
NUKE TEL AVIV THEN MAKE MOSCOW A LAKE
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>>563978292
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>>563978234
i much prefer spirit over m1ggery
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>>563978438
keep seething westoid cuck
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>>563977595
>>563978234
neither were ever meta, meds
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>>563978398
keep lying but everyone knows you try your best to ignore me here while talking mad shit on your tranny 'cord. You are pathetic. Be a man and do it directly - but nah, let's hide like BROWN RETARDS and gossip like fags you are.
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>genuinely want to play the game
>queue 10 games
>1 win 9 losses
>6 games where 1-2 people go 0/10+
the game can't be this hard guys
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Why hasn't this game split comp from casual play? I know it's early access but that seems like one of the first things they shouldve came up with
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>>563979204
they did back in 2024, but then the game died.
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When did you realize parries are the random crits of Deadlock?
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>>563979096
>playing without stacking
lmfoo retard
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>>563975321
Abrams...
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Im so utterly sick and fucking tired of this AOE-slop game. Theres no skill to this fucking garbage piece of shit whatsoever when everybodies abilities have the size of the entire fucking lane
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There was some faggot that I think was cheating in my team so I just farmed the whole game. We still won, though.
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Do I have to be brooling non stop for bigger player damage numbers?
I am too much of a pussy to start fights because I don't trust my teammates to help me
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>>563979364
git gud retard
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>>563979809
Can you finally leave, m1gger?
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>m1keys complain about spirit heroes
>m1keys complain about counter items
>m1keys complain about parkour
>m1keys complain about losing 1v1s because they can't outplay a soul deficit
>m1keys complain about parkour/"tranny movement"
reminder that these people want everything stripped away so they can play third person valorant
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>>563979204
There's a checkbox in the settings nobody uses
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>>563976974
also siphon bullets
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>>563980021
Nigger shut the fuck up, I have 800 hours in this fucking game and I have played 80% of the entire fucking roster. The game is fucking trash

Why do you think every single streamer who tried the game ditched it again a couple days later. Because its fucking garbage. And I regret every single minute I spent on this trash. Valve cant make good games anymore. Yoshi is a fucking hack that knows absolutely nothing about how to create a fun competitive experience
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>should we try to get a pick to win mid priority and beat the enemy?
>no, let's just walk around aimlessly near base so that the enemy team gets a free drifter, abrams, dynamo ult combo that wipes our team
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imagine caring about ''rank'' in a pre-alpha buggy team based game where 5 other third worlders decide if you win or not like pic related
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>>563980396
see you in the cursed apple tomorrow
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>>563976536
>use your dash attack
>plant them point blank
that said I think her spirit builds dead anyway. you're supposed to just build gun calico and be a pain in the ass to focus with your free ethereal shift and low CD dashes.
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>Lash Ult into Abrams Shoulder Charge into Vindicta Stake
Sorry yoshi I wanted to have a fun silver game my bad.
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The porn of this game isn't good yet. I hope it improves.
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>>563980605
just buy unstop?
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>>563980396
>I have 800 hours in this fucking game
must be rough to still be rated initiate
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>>563980685
I had to buy Divine barrier for pocket and it did fuck nothing since he just refreshed + used it again.
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m1+w
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>you are the common denominator for losses you stupid chud
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mom i did the thing
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remember when it was easy and normal to have sex from a young age
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>>563980684
>*blocks your path*
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Pretty sure I just played against a Holiday that was aimbotting, sad since it's the only Holiday I've ever seen being useful in one of my games.
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>>563980045
And the devs will listen to them because you're describing a good percentage of the influencers and eternus players. Even though every time they stumbled upon a gun meta they had to push emergency patches hard shifting it back into spirit.

Eternus players are such a joke man. Their screeching over Viscous puddle punch even though you can buy insane resists for 800 souls, and it's only tricky to fight against late game.
>oh its okay if my M1 carry is mega hitler late game, but i could never ever let that happen to a non conventional kit
And the devs listen for some reason. Morons.
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>>563981435
Visc is supposed to be a support, sorry you can't spam punches anymore.
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what would a lategame spirit carry even look/play like
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>>563976239
the graph at the end gives me pause
i can get how changing firerate changes your bullet's timing, such that it can place a shot at the very edge of tesla's cooldown and thus delay your next bullet(s) capable of proc'ing it
but the severity of the difference, i don't know. doesn't seem accurate, especially in the context of ivy
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>>563981647
victor
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>>563981169
>>563980478
why is it always silvers?
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>>563981210
>1(one(singular(individual(uno)))) parry
>goes from full health to dead
unironically defend this
you can't
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>>563981647
It's literally just somebody with escalating exposure
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>>563981520
Even his cube was nerfed recently, his urn delivery too.

I guess if Eternus players are too retarded to parry or buy resists then we need to accommodate them, and shift the burden on everyone below them. Just breast feed the top players at this point, surely that makes sense.
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>>563981210
>>563981727
also good job + god i love Paige sissies
i'm still buttmad but ily bby
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ok faggots who wants to duo/trio asc4 eu
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>>563979096
JB7
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>>563980496
The matchmaking fucking sucks
The balance fucking sucks
The complexity of individual characters is dogshit, some heroes are so braindead easy even the biggest drooling retard can play them
Counter-items are boring as dogshit and feels like a band-aid fix because they cant balance the game for shit
Most heros are obnoxious as shit to play against
Massive inflation of ability range in the game turning everything into AOE-slop so even the drooling retards can hit their abilities every time
Insanely overtuned comeback mechanics, you can win 9 out of 10 teamfights in the entire game but if the 1 you lost was at minute 40 you will lose the fucking game
Obnoxious fucking ultimates which purpose only serves to make the game less fun, Mo ult, Doorman ult, Drifter ult. If the enemy spawns in with any of these heroes I know Im not gonna enjoy the game
A souls-lead is literally all that matters, because once again, individual hero complexity is non-existant, so there is no skill expression there, all that matters is that youre ahead in souls.
Adding to that kills generate absolutely fucking nothing, you can be 10-0 but the afk wave farmer on yellow will be 15k souls ahead of you

Dogshit. Fucking. Game

>M-m-muh early playtest
All these things prove that the developers' vision for the game is shit, so the game will always be shit, unless they fire the entire team and bring in competent people
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>>563981210
wait you can fit 2 heavies during the stun?
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>>563981920
>dude just parry the buggy slime physics coming out from the walls and ceiling every 2 secs
How about no.
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>>563982307
yes, only one if laggy though.
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>>563981920
>Retarded green goo-hero can spam 100000 AOE punch every 0.5 seconds
>Incredibly unfun to play against, everybody hates it
>"JUST BUY THE COUNTER-ITEM AND PARRY EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM"

Fucking kill yourself. Viscous being in that state actively ruined the game as a whole
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I thought Blackmoore was supposed to be a serious private school.
Why is this bitch allowed to wear three skirts?
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>tfw heal and movespeed maxxing dynamo
>unlimited hp regen
>crazy movespeed, slippery
>can pull aggro for extended periods of time for lots of space
>final upgrade for teleport means you still do good damage by regenerating your stomp charges
I went 9-1-19 in my last match, I think I've discovered the perfect build
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>>563981210
running up to heavy melee in the first wave is crazy
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>>563982572
yeah you're right she should just have the same boring design as apollo that would be way better
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>>563982572
shes not even 18 you sick fuck
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>>563981727
play retarded, die retarded
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>>563981770
one of the worst items in the game?
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>>563983260
Phantom moment
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>>563982382
>every 2 seconds
Early to mid game he doesn't have many charges and it takes forever to get another charge. If you keep getting slapped get Close Quarters and Rebuttal for 1.6k souls to get 38% resist, cheapest and best value armor in the game while buffing your damage.

But that's too high IQ for your average Eternus complainer. Buy counters or end the game early, can't expect them to adapt :/

I swear to god their toddlers that are sad they don't have a proper ban system, so instead they speak in hyperbole to put pressure on the devs to overcorrect in nerfs.
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>>563982980
Look at how brown and Indian it made Shiv look
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>>563982980
jesus christ
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>>563982572
Graves is a Jew. Her parent's are both Jew's who work as attorneys. I bet they would love for Blackmore to say some shit so they could sue the school. Just like all kikes would do.
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>>563981727
>do the thing that's highly predictable and punishable at the phase of the game where everyone has 5 HP
>get predicted and punished and die because you have 5 HP
this also happened in the wave, insult to injury. troopers probably tacked on an extra 100 damage there
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>>563982572
I'm sure they understand creative expression is important in order to channel it for magic
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>>563982418
>generic counter play button that everyone has access to, no one uses it
>1.6k for 38% resist, no one buys it
>few charges early game, people still complain
>rather than suggesting the startup time be longer, or the hitbox be smaller, just nerf the damage into irrelevancy i cant play the game :(
This is next level entitlement bordering on griefing that only exists in higher ranks. Why tf can Ritualist players adapt but high rank players can't?

I think they just don't want to, inflated egos.
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>>563982980
That giant ass crosshair is giving me a headache just from looking at it for a few seconds
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>meleemonkey thinks no one is going to dash parry when he overextends to heavy melee the heal minion
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>>563983823
what T2 item is giving 38% resist?
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>>563984118
rebuttal + close quarters (it's not 38%)
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>>563983083
>>563983695
>avoiding the point entirely
concession accepted
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I first buy rebuttal if the enemy lane has Abrams, Billy, or Viscous. Meleetards deserve worse
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>>563984232
its also just not good for many heroes
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>>563984368
dont forget bebop (secret chinese build melee hero)
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>>563984232
34.4% resist if it diminishes the same way as other armor. Still, same point, you've effectively cut his punches by 1/3rd for the price of Slowing Hex, have an empowered parry, a close range bonus, and an upgrade path if slot locked.
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>>563984597
God she's so tiny... Abrams could easily use her as a living fleshlight for his BIG BLUE COCK...
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>>563984368
>baits your parry
>punches you for 900 dmg anyway
amazing item
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does anyone have that "what to build if the enemy [hero] is fed" document from a few weeks ago
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imagine u sitting on mina bed and she tell you to look away as she start slowly pulling off her stockings then you take a peek and she slaps you
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>Walk up to someone as Billy/Abrams
>Your sheer AURA is enough for them to reflexively parry
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>>563984956
*pauses* sorry my parry bot was bugging out, i fixed it now :^)
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>>563983320
you are? then i get why you think that
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Who is your favourite Deadlock streamer?
This is mine
https://x.com/SakiWuff/status/2045601968538743069
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>>563985425
vegas
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>>563985425
mikaels
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>>563985425
id rather watch this over metro.
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>>563985425
despite everything i like zerggy
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>>563985425
personally I think flibblegrockgrowth is goated
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>>563985425
evancowboy
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>>563985425
I still fail to understand why this game attracts so many freaks
Like legit what the fuck is that creature?
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>>563985754
It's literally just Silver. Trans Twitter went absolutely insane over her design for some reason
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>>563984607
Does using rebuttal on a puddle punch with spirit strike make the Viscous take the effect of spirit strike himself?
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>>563985658
Clean mah belly
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>>563985852
ay nigga how do you know what's going on on trans twitter
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>>563985754
I think deadlock is bringing together audiences from different competitive games to congeal into one coagulated jello of degeneracy
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>>563982307
if you start holding down melee while the parry animation is still active and just keep holding melee then you'll be able to get off two heavies yeah, its possible even without doing this but you need low ping and good reaction times.
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>>563986084
>Overwatch trannies
>League trannies
>TF2 trannies
>Movement trannies
It's bringing in every single kind of gaming tranny...
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>>563986084
imagine the freak offs they're gonna have in hotel rooms for lans
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>>563984248
no i think that's the point entirely actually
this is like complaining that towers do too much damage
nigga, they can't parry you if you don't randomly swing on the wave
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>>563985425
Zerggy for hitting that sweet spot of being good without tilting like an autist like other streamers at the same level like to do.
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>>563985425
these people are disgusting
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>>563982253
Kills should never be the end all be all, you should absolutely be rewarded for smarter play that goes outside just playing deathmatch. And your first 2 complaints are completely a result of the game being an early playtest despite your greentexting it is important to consider.
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>>563985658
WASH MAH BELLY WASH MAH BELLY WASH MAH BELLY

MikaelS remains the GOAT streamer.
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>>563985881
No, sadly.
Although the popular Viscous build paths go full splatter or cube, so you won't see it much.
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Was Talon cheating? He was sniping us from other side of the map and his Gun - Crit Damage was almost 25% of the total.
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I just had to buy that trophy collector cmon
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>>563986734
No
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>>563986734
Match ID?
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>>563986870
>no
>200k player damage
nta, but it's highly suspect relative to the rest of the lobby
cheat down players I swear, lol
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>>563986857
i started playing Ivy and trophy collector has been fun desu
it still sucks but it keeps my net worth up while i float between lanes
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Give the FUCKING match ID
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>>563987537
kys
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>>563987537
Die
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>>563987927
>>563988175
i will not let you invade my mind palace
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>>563986734
yeah probably
it's either that or he's gigasmurfing/queued with a low rank buddy. retard bought express shot and zero greens, not even the good weapon damage ones
just watch the replay, you'll be able to tell pretty quick
>60 minute game
was he deliberately choosing not to end the game or did he seem like he had no idea how to
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>Ivy went from having a fun combo that allowed viable independent play
>to being a boring supportcuck that lost her knock up so now she needs to play around someone else the entire game

It's one thing to make a hero weaker, it's another to make them totally unfun to play
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>>563988330
>was he deliberately choosing not to end the game or did he seem like he had no idea how to
We were down to 2nd phase Patron but i bought Curse and hyperfocused him and we won after that.
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I stop playing the game for two weeks and come back to everyone in my matches crying. I just had three games in a row with leavers at the 10-15 minute mark because they died early on. What happened to positive mental attitude in mobas? Everyone is so whiny now
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>>563988446
when did you buy curse relative to the game ending
that alone is highly suspect
i mean it's plausible he's just an aim demon with literally zero other game knowledge
but no unstoppable in reaction to that is pretty telling
anyways
watch the replay or post matchid
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When are we getting Abrams nerf? This guy is just a better victor. Compare his passive to Jumpstart its hilarious
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>>563984597
>>563984684
let's see what this dick can do
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>>563989090
My theory:
- Casual players are dropping the game, ranks are readjusting putting some people on loss streaks.
- The last balance patches were of questionable quality. Those that aren't running it down as the patch's favorite are having a worse time than normal.
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>>563989251
>This guy is just a better victor.
Victor is a better M1 hero however.
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>>563989251
>This guy is just a better victor.
Victor is hotter however.
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>buy the 1600 and 3200 spirit resist items
>still take 700 damage from siphon life even though it has shit scaling
Wtf
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>>563989852
>turn corner
>suddenly siphon life does nothing
the problem isn't the items you bought; the problem is you.
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instead of bebops hook doing light melee damage it should apply bomb on successful grab (at max rank)
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How do we improve the Deadlock fanart community?
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>>563990064
Remove tumblr
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>>563990064
Get Japs to find out about this game
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>>563990064
we behead any artist that trace memes
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>>563990064
replace the current artists with ones that actually play the game
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>>563990064
Global ban on yuri.
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>match begins
>within 60 seconds someone has already DC'd
uhh.... why
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>>563990341
99% of artists don't actually play or watch whatever they're drawing they're just drawing for likes so they get more commissions
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>>563990471
Why are people so soulless
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>the only game i get network jitter in
>normally it's not bad but last week got a fuckass VAC disconnect abandon
>eat my warning and continue playing through the week no issues
>today get a disconnect from steam servers and another abandon
>immediate 6 hour ban
kino been looking to break my addiction
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>>563990029
>he also turns the corner
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>>563990762
turn yet another corner
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>>563990759
enabling g-sync somehow fixed it for me after fucking with everything I could think of
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>>563990058
hook should stun enemies at atleast 50% of the max range from the impact they have when crashing into bebop's metal body
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>>563989090
Are you sure they are leavers? I got kicked out from a game yesterday and it wouldn't let me reconnect, might be other people having the same problem.
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>be spirit abrams
>enemy apollo
>make sure to rush him just to stand still with my siphon life
>can't kill me
this is why you eat your veggies ixian boy
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God what a troon game.

Give us more heroes insta ults, these are fucking fun to play against. Krill, doorman, wraith, gayst, kelvin, holliday, dynamo

Just dont get in range bro, stay at your base or something. Mindgames and such!


Give me one fucking reason why any game should have 1 click win button? I get it that retards are designing this game but when can we move away from that design philosphy? It's getting stale

Mobas and hero shooters are fucking cancer
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>>563991230
>m1key
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>>563991230
you could always play TF2, I heard that's still around
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>Team's Rem puts a helper on a sinner right in front of me as if I'm not just going to punch it off and take it for myself
They seriously need to remove the ability for him to do this altogether
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>>563991497
pretty sure if you take that away he immediately and inarguably becomes the worst hero in the game
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>>563991230
>Redditspacing
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>>563991230
Just fucking pray dude. Get on your hands and knees, take a deep long powerful breath and just fucking pray. Just fucking pray dude. Im gonna fuckin pray. Pray and make yourself feel better. Amen
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" i HATE this game!!1! i have more then 1k hours on this closed beta DOGSHIT game and i come to /dlg/ EVERYDAY to talk SHIT about the game cause i hate it!!!! please STOP playing this GARBAGE that i have over 1 THOUSAND HOURS IN LESS THEN 1 YEAR of playing!!! its BAD!!! tomorrow i will queue for another 5 games, take some screenshots, and post on /dlg/ to show everyone how BAD this game is!!!!!"

i can never comprehend this level of mental illness.
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Guys I want to play other characters than just hard m1 carries than can help me climb out of low skill baby jail.

While I have been devouring games as Seven, I would like some variety, Problem is that supports don’t offer as much as carries in terms of “carry team” potential.

Any recommendations?
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>>563991789
>Problem is that supports don’t offer as much as carries in terms of “carry team” potential.
Dynamo and Lash can both turn around a losing game by getting a good 6 man ult
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holliday should take self-damage from barrel explosions if shes too close
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>>563991760
NIGGER why are you implying the >le red dit spacing guy is me? Are you stupid? Ofc you are since you take HRT
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>>563991103
Yeah they've been too conveniently timed, we had a 1-7 Wraith who kept getting caught out alone and was crying over mic that we weren't listening to his calls. He ran solo into a walker 1v5, died, and abandoned. They've all been along those lines. Also had a Mina in the same game get Paradox swapped under tower and mass ping me for not helping. She ended up going afk box farm mode for the rest of the match, final score of 1-1-1 or something
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>>563991952
ah, there you have it: pure, simple, authentic mental illness. Thanks for proving my point friend!
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why does warden get to do literally everything, good cc, aoe,debuffs up the ass gun damage more health and better scaling than abrams move speed shield etc? I don't get it whats his downside, what can't he do, what doesn't he have? bullet velocity? I don't understand why the carries in this game get to do everything and more and be good at every point in the match. isn't there supposed to be some drawback?
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I got a trans Mina to get so angry that he used his male voice before he ragequit
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>>563992059
What point? you keep thinking talking crap about your dogshit game is me. You gotta be retarded to defend Valvetroons so much, that any form of criticism instantly causes you to image me. Pathetic retard.
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all this game needs is an ult thats literally just bloodseeker rupture
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>>563992143
Every character should have carry potential not just a handful of m1keys, boom I fixed Deadlock
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>game goes late
>have all 6k items except for counterspell and stamina mastery

am i supposed to sell these?
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>>563992195
>imagine me, anonymous
Now THATS a woman/troon behaviour, thinking everyone is talking about (((you))), the little snowflake of wisdom!!

kys really
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>>563992312
it used to be like this in 2024
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>Doorman does nothing except cart kidnaps
>Actually shuts down mentally when you counterspell/unstoppable it and just stares at you from the doorway
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Shit: seen
Streets: for suckers
I: doing it
Them: running
Importance: none
Beetles: sent
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>>563991420
Idk why i'm stalling with downloading WoW . I heard new xpack is good and here i'm playing this dogshit game

At least you are guaranteed to have fun, dl is yet another ultra sweaty game with 45-55% odds at having a good time. Hijacking your dopamine and addicting you into meaningless grind. You never see actual improvement because game forces you into higher skill bracket. Illusion of progress that never ends. Other hamster wheels at least are not designed to piss you off

So many things that can go wrong
>Will game assign you a good comp?
>will game assign you hero you high prio?
>Whose team will have less retards running around?
>bonus 5% chance for a leaver in your game
>Will you do well?
>Will biggest loser at your team talk shit to and derail evertything? or has he not enough games for today yet?
No matter how bad or well you do, you can't leave, you have to sit through your bad time and bathe in it, enjoyment through pain I guess

That's why people who only play comp game are subhuman and extremely miserable
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When are they adding Axe to deadlock so I can buy return fire without it feeling like a waste
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>>563992681
cookie clicker is right there unc
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They should nerf bebops bomb scalings but make the tier 5 upgrade in all 3 basic abilities apply a bomb on successful hit
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>>563992369
you're supposed to end the game before 60 minutes
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is there a self-mute mod? i want to call my teammate nigger apes but don't want it to actually send the message to them
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>>563992665
>Them: running
>Importance: none
i dont get these
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>>563992730
I prefer Melvor
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>>563992681
they just need to add a surrender button
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>>563992947
your microphone should have a symbol that looks like this so just press this and it'll do the trick
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Ok that's enough deadlock for a while
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>>563993354
i dont mic i use chat
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>>563993283
Still, depending on what kind of loss it is, it can ruin your day for 5min to 1 hour even. Given enough losses in a row and you are screaming and slamming your desk and calling everyone nigger
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>>563993418
your pc should have a symbol that looks like this so just press this and it'll do the trick
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Guys. I think the patrons might be lying to us.
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>>563993382
honestly if I get a graves player on my team and they don't feed that's already a plus. there's a reason they need to play the autoaim character and if they're too lazy to aim in a shooter game they're going to have shit macro, gamesense, etc
just go next
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>>563993534
They aren't, that trope is tired and overrused
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>>563993534
not like they're ever canonically showing the ritual ending anyway
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>stuck in a match with a bitch that's constantly throwing a fit and crying on vc
>can't throw the game on purpose because I still care about the other four players that aren't spergs
I would have so much fun if I could spend the entire match triggering this kind of player by yoinking them with Rescue Beam, purposely using them as bait and using Ethereal Shift next to them as they get mauled by the enemy team, but I don't want to ruin the game for innocent people
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>>563992681
>downloading WoW
>new xpack
>>>>>retail
rmao
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anyone else having 5+ minute queue times? I thought this game was alive? Is it time to make a smurf. Ascendant btw.
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>>563994340
I find a lot of memes entertaining but I really don't see what's so amusing about feeding an elephant
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>>563994472
it's just a silly template that's so vague and pointless that you can put anything in it
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fuuuuuuuck bros haze is fun is it over for me
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>>563994472
I like it
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Is this shitty retarded nigger game bugged or what? Do items even work half of the time or are Yoshi and Valve retarded niggers who can't code for shit? Why the fuck is Apollo just allowed to instakill you under your tower? Why stacking spirit res does fuck all and they still deal billion fucking damage from 3247238947329847 kilometers away? The fuck is this retarded subhuman nigger game?
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Hero idea

A fat lady that doesn't want to lose weight the traditional way because she's lazy so that's her wish to the patron
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>>563993147
>>Them: running
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>>563995180
Holliday Dullaw is so cool
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Doorman aghs: Ult becomes a small aoe
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Haze is supposedly nerfed garbage according to /dlg/
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>Your Mina, sir
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>>563995553
Planet earth has life on it so based on my evidence all planets have life on them.
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>>563977530
i have faggot fatigue. can we have just one villain that isn't forced into a gay triste by fan artists?
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>>563995635
a smidge too brown coded
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>>563994472
hes not feeding it hes throwing a rock at it but it remains unfazed
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Your Venator, xir
>>563992681
>wow retail
you cannot fall even lower than this but since you use heckin'
>le red dit spacing
then you will fit right in. Don't forget to transition too!
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>>563992578
>ivy, dynamo and paradox were m1 carries including the "farm for 20 minutes" aspect of it
was it really like that though? or did more characters just have m1keying as a viable playstyle
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>>563995985
It was, lash was even a viable m1 carry until they shat on his gun damage and reduced bullet damage by like 10% in a single patch
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>>563995985
if you can delete people with good aim and they have little recourse then you are a carry. simple as. 2024 was a dogshit time too by the way
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>>563995635
The one thing I never understood about cosplaying whores is they never use makeup to cover up their tattoos
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>>563995958
>mystic expansion
>trophy collector
>rapid recharge
what a specimen
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>>563996395
actual cosplayers do but those are at cons and not onlyfans
a downgrade because celeste's tattoos are awful but what can you do
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>>563996241
>>563996241
i assumed what that anon meant was that every character should have carry potential, as in even full spirit build chars should be able to carry. and that wasn't the case in 2024. if he meant that every character should have m1 "farm for 20 minutes then buy rico+silencer+inhib" as a viable playstyle then yeah in 2024 a lot more characters could do it before their guns got nerfed into shit.
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I miss when I could buy gun items on George&Floyd
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>>563996978
>*prrrrrrffftt*
>"How's that smell? That's all you're gonna get loser, so enjoy."
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>>563996978
>*farts in your lane*
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If Mina had a bout of IBS when she became a vampire do you think that makes it a permanent affliction like how her age stays the same
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>>563976858
>the smartest shoes he has are a pair of black sneakers
Why are Americans so unfashionable?
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Soon I'll be a free man. My coms ban is also gone. Kikes cannot stop me now.
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holy fuck get me out of low eternus the 'carry' players are all retarded and think they know it all and just brool endlessly. eternus lobby and a rem has 75k over my 50k wraith. I'm just stealing the fucking sinners myself the next time.
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>>563997659
forgot pic
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>>563986734
yes cheaters these days literally set a % of shots to hit. if you observe you'll see they fire in a sort of unnatural 'pattern' cause it's trying to force body and headshots. they won't deviate from this even when it would be perfectly logical to land 100% headshots like on a rooted target.
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>>563982980
Take mods away from white people
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>>563988380
What it did was make it so you ABSOLUTELY have to play web early. Like it used to be a decision. You could go curse/heroic aura/rescue beam/nova for instance and function perfectly fine. Now? You have to build web so you can actually land effective stuns. Cue every build on her just being nova -> web -> alchemical fire -> echo
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>>563977072
Only one and only since you asked nicely.
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>>563989090
the game has been horrible since march
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>>563996395
cosplay whores are the type of girl to explicitly get tattoos to be not like the other girls, just look at picrels arm
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>>563998213
nah it started in february. early-mid february the matchmaking became EXCEPTIONALLY bad.
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>get metal skin because its supposed to stop m1keys in their tracks for all of the 5 seconds that it lasts
>still die instantly because the dishonest m1keys all get toxic bullets, siphon bullets, escalating exposure, and even have character specific debuffs like aferburn and fixation
m1keys will lie to your face and say they are honest and that spirit heroes need nerfs
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>>563990430
they're looking up everyones profiles out of game to see what lane has the lowest ELO so they can swap to it and rape them with their faggot duo.
>>563991420
the only servers still alive are the furry one which is full of unironic tranny pedophiles flirting with minors. and the uncle dane one where it's full of tranny furry cliques that closet cheat and suck eachother off whenever someone calls them out. will never be banned btw. the game is basically dead.
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>>563998595
Your disarming hex? your curse?
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he's so cool
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>>563995553
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>>563992143
>bullet velocity?
and even then people just buy high velocity rounds and monster rounds as his first two items and every conceivable 'weakness' he has is gone.
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>>563998652
those are for supports lol
oh whats that the support didnt get those items? oh well looks like we die gg
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>>563998293
that would annoy tf out of me
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>>563992681
I don't see retail wow players as being human.
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>>563998656
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>Play Silver
>Do a crazy chunk with base form
>It's okay, you have ult up no
>Transform
>Tickle enemies for the next 15 seconds in melee range
>Die
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>>563998889
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>>563995867
First time?
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I don't care how bad it affects my winrate, I REFUSE to use voice comms. I have voice chat muted too, I'm so sick of hearing rednecks and latinos
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>>563996241
>until they shat on his gun damage and reduced bullet damage by like 10% in a single patch
meanwhile ivy is 0.08 scaling now and went from 5.2 base damage to 4.4
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>be Sinclair
>know enemy team has no items to disable my bullshit
>fuck with them by throwing bolts and actives at them just to scurry off to a veil and stealth away
>teammates notice I'm at half hp and they try to rescue me (I already ran away)
>they die and start arguing between each other about why they went in and how we could've won if I went back in to kill the enemy
>'what was Sinclair even doing there?'
I couldn't bring myself to tell them I just wanted to fuck with the enemy and wasn't planning on setting up a kill or anything, I wanted to be annoying for the sake of it
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>>563999393
To be fair, ivy used to have free fleet foot passive and no bullet spread (I think her gun still has no spread
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I'm getting bored of this game.
>No more inhouses
>Already Eternus after starting in August
>Matches are nothing but sweatfests metafaggotry
Well it was nice knowing everyone here anyone have any game recommendations?
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>>563998293
Why make your entire arm black? Is she covering up swastikas or what
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patch notes are always some shit like
>added 1.2 second stun on hit per shot for mirage gun
>removed one of bebop's legs
you can tell which characters they love and which they hate
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>You remind me of my mom.
>Your mother wishes.
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>>563999636
>Eternus
>Matches are nothing but sweatfests metafaggotry
There's your answer. Let me guess, half the people you're playing with are TTV in username fags with 0-4 viewer Twitch streams active?
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>>563999798
>Kelvin
>ult now applies 100% anti-heal inside the dome
>Grenade cooldowns reduced by 2 seconds
>Beam now has charges at T3
>Bebop
>uppercut's T3 now increases knockback by 300%
>bombs no longer scale with spirit, now they deal more damage the farther away Bebop is from the target
>removed bombs
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I remember when people were freaking out about Abrams geting 10% more melee damage per boon for a bit, and turns out the damage increase is 0.10 so he ends up getting like 10 more melee damage at max level
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kek I spoke too soon
I KNOW 'Paper Boi' is one of you troons. Gj sniping me
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>>563982253
well said
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>"matchmaking" became "worse" after the game released a patch with heros designed for trannies and women
matchmaking is the same. the community changed.
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>>564000568
>upgrade a heroes' melee damage
>not only is it statistical bait to 'groids
>it literally mindfucks people into spamming melee and getting parried
masterful
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>>564000568
he should get 350% more melee damage at max level imo
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>>563983075
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>>563999910
holy shit my peanor
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spirit abrams feels completely useless compared to melee abrams
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>>564001482
lukewarm take: Abrams needs both gun and melee buffs
melee is already weak, his gun spread is obscene even at 20, his gun damage is way too low
you would think heroes with shotguns would have short range and high damage... like every other game under the sun that has ever existed EVER but uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... uhhhhhhhhhh.... UHHHHHHHHHHH>????????????
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>>564002361
>but uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... uhhhhhhhhhh.... UHHHHHHHHHHH>????????????
the "uh" in this question are streamers who the devs listen to
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is he gay?
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>>564002480
just buy Trophy Collector vro
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Bebop is fucking annoying to play against
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>haven't seen a hacker in weeks
>play 2 matches today
>first one has a Haze who's dagger curses
>second one has a McGinnis who can use abilities that are on cooldown
Huh...
Did some new cheat tool just drop or someshit?
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>>563983695
nigga you're acting as if this wouldn't also happen at literally any other point in the game
getting parried as billy lategame is a DEATH SENTENCE to the point you gotta use your 1st instead because of the risk getting parried implies.
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>>564002891
>shift+a/shift+d
skill issue
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>>564002891
post match id i wanna see
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Matchmaking is actually horrendous
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finally I'm free from low prio
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>>563976858
Aura.
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>>563976858
¡ayayay, el Bolsillo!
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Yamato redesign news?
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>>564003717
owari da
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>Holliday and Paradox get hooks/swaps as their ults
>Bebop has it on 8 second cooldown because fuck you that's why
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>>564003959
That's privilege for you
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>>564001908
>that post
Based! BASED!!!!!
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>>564003717
Need her to kind of look like this.
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>your lane partner tonight sir
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>>563998595
infernus is a spiritsissy
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>>564004376
this but i'm handsome and i play Abrams
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>>563992947
You can unbind the push to talk key. That's what I did.
The next thing I did was put voice chat at 0%.

The game is suddenly just better.
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>>564004376
heh, im not in initiate anymore
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>>564003502
wtf
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>>564003959
>>564002801
He's fun though
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Graves has finally overtaken Ivy as my most played
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>>564005031
>AH'M BETTA'!
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>>564004805
erm, your Toxic Bullets?
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Post those chat messages
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>>564005031
>IN HERE I AM KI-ACK!
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Is there a way to disable all chat and vc? I cba always having to do it for each person manually at the start of every match.
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>>564005840
who was he talking to here? His team?
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>>564006036
No he said something in russian first, he was calling the guy on his team who was typing a monkey I think
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>>564006278
calling your teammates monkeys even in a random filled pub seems like bad mental. But doing so with your long time competitive team seems fucking bizarre
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>>564001908
JK PUSSY !!!!!!!!
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>>564002986
What?
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>>564006515
do you have friends? its fairly normal to joke like that
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>>564006515
Me and my friends chimp out at eachoter and the enemy team
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>>564006575
Please don't post such images I have a nofap streak to uphold
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BRING BACK NEON PRIME!
FUCK TUMBLRLOCK
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Matchmaking has sharply gotten worse in the past week
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List of Mamdani coded heroes
Mo & Krill
Mirage
Ivy (only when she ults)
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FIND A WAY TO STOP SHIV FROM HEALING
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keyno
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is there a way to get good fast at this game?
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>>563999393
>0.55 per boon with her firerate
holy fucking shit that had to be the best gun in the game by far
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>>564008914
my ancestor :)
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>>564005624
>rushing toxic
don't do that
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>>564008915
I'll coach you for some irn bru
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>>564009078
what kind of hero would bigfoot be
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>>564009050
What the fuck is earn broo?
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>>563998293
i would cum in her armpit, if you know what I mean.
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>>564009216
Stealth melee assassin
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Give them the Doorman treatment.
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>>564009216
melee drifter
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what is the good drifter build?
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>4 teammates die 10+ times before 15 minutes even pass

I'm so done with this game. This kind of shit should not be allowed.
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Horrible matchmaking + Dynamo/Kelvin/Mirage/Abrams running every fucking lobby unmatched is killing all my enjoyment of the game. This cycle of losing 3 games in a row against a stack of those faggot heroes just for the matchmaking to put me against oracles to stomp for the next 3 games keeps repeating and I'm going insane. I decided I'm just going to quit this shit until next patch, I have no idea what kind of useful feedback icefrog expects from such a hellish environment. I'm going to play through all the BO2 and BO3 zombies easter eggs now, goodbye.
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>>563982980
reminds me of this old flash game https://spikything.com/games/cutiequake/
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>>564009456
what build
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>>564009927
The second coming of gun viscous needs to be put down and the rest just need to die. Revert the vindicta counterspell buff and the crow shotgun.
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I'm trying to learn the robot
How do you avoid hooking your team mates in big fights? I think last game I had grabbed Ivy like 10 times, always when she was about to stun them lol
felt bad
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>>564010110
I like that gun pocket is good because otherwise he turns into an ultbot I feel like, but maybe im wrong because I am pisslow. Have you tried going some kind of hybrid ever? Like early spirit based with CDR, Duration, Cold Front, and Expansion into gun?
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>>564010442
You see that's the thing he's got one of the best guns in the game along with one of the best ults in the game. So he doesn't have to invest in any spirit at all and just fucking blast you and get out with cloak and his built in counterspell.
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>haze "mains" are suddenly extinct
What happened? Where did they all go?
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>>564010884
No they aren't there's still a Haze in every single match in Oracle.
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>>564010884
>oh what the fuck I have to aim with my broken as shit passive instead of just ult botting every 90s? naaah
>*plays infernus*
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>>564010884
Victor is good again
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>>563992662
>Doorman does the only thing he's vaguely capable of
>Is cruelly reminded that he can't even have that
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>>564010884
>from 3rd highest pickrate to 4th
>extinct
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OH GOD NOT AGA- wait wait waitt don't go for the zipline PLEASE
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>>564011525
why so many rems?
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i love silver so much
sometimes i fantasize about silver coming home drunk and beating me until i feel numb. she kicks me in the ribs until i can hardly breathe. my arms feel sore from being stepped on, my legs shake in fear. my face is bloody and bruised from the beating, making pathetic noises until i'm wrililing on the ground for the entire night, whimpering and squirming in pain. then when silver wakes up in the morning, seeing my injured and tired body, she starts to to cry and apologize. she's begging me to forgive her while sobbing from the hangover and realization. she holds me all day as i gently cry into her chest
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>>564007708
its anon's fault for posting graves...
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>>564011610
cutesy mascot character
very low mechanical requirement
gameplay mostly consists of sitting around and hoping your teammates carry you
lots of memes about him
Take your pick.
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I should not queue up another game. I'm not going to keep torturing myself like this.
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I see cyrillic and I know they're going to be deadweight
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>>564012103
It's too bad Asian women don't fart good.
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>>564008915
warm up movement 15 minutes on movement map
play a fuckload of games (8+ hours every day) as carry heroes venator is the best
coaching is a meme the game isn't that complicated
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>>564012103
>>564006575
Ahhhh, I love JK...
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Am I missing something or does Calico just really really fucking suck?
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Something has to be done about the superfeeders
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>>564013382
I can’t take it any more. How can people be this bad. I’m getting people with 6-8 deaths by minute 10. It’s like… Jesus wept just play safe at that point.
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>>564013541
i started ignoring my team and sidelane farming even on non carry heroes and i shot up in rank. its not worth trying to teamfight with these animals you just have to solo carry.
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>ban
>rem
>holliday
this community is dumber than pig shit
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>>564013718
Honestly I’m at that point. It’s they fucking don’t stop team fighting- and they’re never fighting for anything important! I could see an urn or a walker, but it’s just madness
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>>564010326
first step is being mindful of your teammates and keeping your position clear from them. if people are in a ball in front of you, get an angle instead of hooking into the stack and praying
the second step is cancelling your hook when you do inevitably hook a teammate. you can cancel your hook. both on the way and when reeling. if you see your hook about to land on a teammate, or see it land on a teammate, just cancel it.
it still sucks ass if it lands before you cancel because it halts their momentum and interrupts whatever they're doing, but it's better than doing that and also taking them out of the action
i have my ability cancel button set to the same button as my melee, mouse4
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>>564013832
ermmm i ban rem so my own rem does not steal my sinnners :))))
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>>564013962
Id rather get a retard rem over a retard carry hero or them getting a gigafed geist
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>>564013280
idk buy gun
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deadlock players need to unlearn the term "skill expression"

annoying motherfuckers
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>>564014603
m1key
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>>564014603
skill expression is buying greater expansion and then clicking 1234 in the general area of a teamfight
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How is it that in archon lobbies I win almost every game but the moment I play with my friends and get put in alchemist lobbies it's 20 losses.
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WOW I FUCKING LOVE THAT NO MATTER HOW WELL I DO IN LANE PHASE, MY RETARD TEAMMATES FEED SO HARD THAT THIS THIS IS THE ENEMY BEBOP ONLY 10 MINUTES IN
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>>564014925
ermmm...
your dislegging hex?
on your teammates?
keep them in the fountain
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Reminder that only good players (Emissary and above) are allowed on /dlg/
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>>564014818
Because communication can't cover for the fact that your silver main friend without fail will go 0-10-0 and refuses to learn another character but you're too nice to refuse to play with him.
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>>564014818
>52 minute game
>56 minute game
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emisaary
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>>564015060
>emissary
>good
even here in oracle V we're dogshit
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>>564014818
Its a swamp rank isn't real.
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>>564014818
Party queue with a big rank difference is the wild west, you'll get ascendants in ritualist games because they're queuing with their seeker friends.
Turns the whole game into a coinflip of which team gets the highrank player that can 1v11 best.
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the silvertroons were right, goober is an idiot
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>>564015354
guy is so annoying.. i muted him because he would blog non stop during DLNS.
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You ever get a game where you're like "oh yeah I'm doing so much fuckin' damage to these guys, I gotta be top damage for sure, I've been in literally every fight and have the highest kill participation" and then it ends and you're 20k below multiple people
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>>564014818
the matchmaking completely breaks if you play as a stack, don't bother doing it
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>>564015767
no I'm good at the game :^)
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>>564014925
your rescue beam?
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>>564016019
If you're below Asc 2 you can't yap at me.
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>>564015767
with abrams before the nerfs
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>>563999194
redneck voice coms are great though
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>Team's Rem is building gun
>He's 0/11
FORFEIT SHOULD BE A THING
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>>564015743
he was in the DLNS chat having a melty cause the EU viscous bought decay and the "ping diff" lmao
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>>564016154
but ONLY when they're playing lash or drifter
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>>564016181
get out of the smurf's playground rank and you won't have this issue
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This is my how annoying they are to lane against tierlist
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What a bunch of stupid fucking niggers
I genuinely hope that airplane ride back home crashes into a volcano from their fag ass vacation
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>tfw to retarded to check steam profiles
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>>564016843
im trans btw if that matters
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>>564016647
some weird choices here
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>>564016961
Like?
Mirage is the only S tier I'd move to A.
Seven probably to B.
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>>564017039
m&k, mina, yamato
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>>564016647
Bebop is niggeraids if he can hit hooks
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>>564016647
Pocket that low doesn't seem right.
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>Enemy laners are Rem and Mirage
10 minutes of sitting under Guardian and losing every trade because one beetle hit you
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>played with an autist who commed everything
>end up winning bigly
I like people like this because I don't have to use my mic.
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>>563995867
We've been past "what people do in their bedrooms.." for decades now, faggots need to shove their mental illness in your face.
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>>563975270
saga hated that
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>>564017536
I don't want to mic up when nobody is talking because it's awkward being the only one talking
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>>563982307
holy shitlow
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>>564017536
It's a great feel to be the autist commanding everything and realizing people are following your lead in silence into victory. Otherwise I just talk to myself irl anyhow.
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>>564017536
I hate when niggers talk so much and try to command. In the past I'd do the opposite of whatever they would say. Now I just mute everyone when I enter a lobby
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>>564017536
>Autist mumbles incoherently on the mic for the whole game
>Tell him to speak clearly or shut the fuck up
>Ragequits
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>>564018023
low iq
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>>563985425
vegas zerggy and surefour are the only ones that don't send me into a coma
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when that pve dropping?
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>>564018023
Why do you play team based games if you're that against the idea of team play. The fuck.
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>>564018136
Nah, I just hate hearing some retards bark on voice. Go be a streamer or something.
>>564018195
How can you focus when some retard constantly says 'vyper, on me!', 'get that ivy!', 'I'm going boxe!'. Literally unplayable.
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>>564018292
Well there is a difference between retards shitting up comms versus someone calling to go mid or asking the ivy to fly them doing the urn.
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>>564016647
>silver C-tier
she kills you if you look at her wrong
how the fuck is she so low
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>>564017536
I would have muted him probably
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you can tell geist and victor brool players think they actually deserve to live
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>>564018478
She's honest
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>Enemy uses killscript to suicide in base as an int method
Reaching levels of weak mental that should not be possible
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>>564018841
what was their scoreline
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>gun rem on the enemy team
>my team is so bad he gets mvp
>i drop a rank because i just ranked up
Life is pain
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give me a good mark mirage build please
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>>564018912
Funniest part was they weren't even doing that bad like 1/3/1 at minute 15 or something
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>>564018841
they're probably gonna disable this when more and more people start doing this.
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>>563975961
Calm down Mina!
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>>564016647
Silverberg detected
>>564018805
And confirmed
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which hero should i pick to stave off the urge to relapse?
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>>564019161
Who knows, I hope they don't disable the kill command completely because there are still instances of people getting soft-locked by characters like Doorman or weird interactions like that.
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I would love to see any E6 player solo queue in Oracle
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>>564019743
they would rape
don't be deluded
they would still have unwinnable games, especially if they're required to play like a mute freak
but on the whole they're not eternus because they're lucky
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>>564019743
My guy is acting like Oracle isn't where the Eternus smurfs all get sent so
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>guy starts tilting
>tells everyone to go urn fight
>everyone but him shows up to the urn fight
>lose urn fight
>he gets more tilted
Hypercarry players are something else.
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>>564019743
There's a point where being way better than the lobby on an OP character will just brute force it.
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welp learned the hard way today that you have to have your feet touching the urn drop off point and can't just jump through the glowing outline

FUCKING CUNT
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If i commend the person i killed in the middle of the match, will they see it?
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>>564020812
Yup
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>>564020868
Time to pull out the big guns
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>>564019743
I've played with and against a lot of probably Eternus smurfs in Oracle, my completely made up statistic is they have like a 55%-60% winrate. They still have 5 other people dragging them down and if one team realises there's a smurf they'll usually counter buy heavily against them so they can't play the game, but one guy raping a lane and then rotating to the other two around ~8 minutes to rape those also usually wraps things up pretty quick. Not much you can do against some on a meta hero, with double everyone else's souls, who is also way better than the entire lobby.
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I think I'm quitting after today
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>>564021339
see you tomorrow, nigger
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>>564021339
ok Billy
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>>564019743
>realize im up against a smurf thats owning the lobby
>manage to kill them, once
>i am now their go to target the entire match before anyone else
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odds i relapse
evens i queue up celeste
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This game really tests your mental. If you survive the torture, you will be come mentally fortified and climb.
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this game has such a niggerishly embarrassing movement gap
it can be impossible to do anything when people know how to abuse the fucking vents
ive seen silver players abuse the same fucking dash spot on leftside walker too many times
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>>564021602
>seen silver players abuse the same fucking dash spot
theyre trooning out
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>>564021602
if you are granted any height or momentum from a vent you should be stunned when shot until you touch the ground again
its way too fucking easy to use the vent to launch yourself and air dash early but keep 90% of your speed/velocity
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>Running with urn
>See I'm next to a Speed Bridge Buff
>Ooh nice
>Ping it to signify I'm taking it
>Friendly dynamo takes it anyways just as I'm there
"Oh, okay, so you take the urn then"
>Drop the urn
>Dynamo runs of in the other direction and dies
>Other team takes it
Fucking. I guess.
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>>564021541
that is NOT true when you get 3 carry heroes and all go 0/11 and dont jungle for shit while your Paige is the most fed on the team
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>>564021541
Yet the higher you climb the more infantile the players get. Eternus is full of fragile little babies
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It's so hard to attempt to do nofap and end up feeding the enemy Mina and losing your nofap streak because of her portraits...
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>>564022234
nofap is cringe anyway, let me guess you're like 25 years old or so
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>>564015135
i had a 73 minute game before
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Did they change the ranking system? Back when i played in October, i would be in high emissary/ low archon games. I've played 3 games today and they are high oracle/ low phantom now. My core ranking is somehow phantom 5. I'm I fraudmaxxing?
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>>564022490
thats how its is now. To rank up you have to wait for new players/returning players to play.
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Wow enduring speed is a great green why shouldn't I build it on every mystic?
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>Vin
>GT
Whats a third dishonest hero like these two to queue up as? Feel like being a giganigger tonight
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>>564022490
>zero kill participation viscous
blatant trolling if i've ever seen it
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>>564022490
idk I'm stuck in seeker 5 and some of these shits are have perfect aim, parries, and are using tech
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>60% winrate with the game constantly pushing me 5-6 tiers above my actual rank
Come on. If I'm Phantom IV and the game is gonna make me play Asc 6 lobbies (where I go 15/4/22) the least it can do is make me rank the fuck up faster
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>>564022834
I was continuously shoving their yellow lane and he was the only one trying to stop me lol.. Kinda felt bad for him.
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>>564022827
Apollo
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>all celeste needs to become a 1v11 machine is EE
the nerfs did nothing at all
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>>564023301
She's literally bottom winrate in Phantom, Asc and Eternus
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Is it overkill to go toxic bullets healbane? Feels good to use against nigfernus.
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the matchmaking is unbelievably unfair. not even in terms of giving you feeders, but giving enemies 2-3 late game carries while you get none. literally pointless to try to play
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reminder: paige fucks dogs
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NEW YORK IS MY BREEDING GROUND
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>retard buys nothing but offensive Spirit items
>still manages to do no damage to anyone or any buildings
the only thing I hate more than Shiv players are Holliday players
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>>564023490
Holiday & Paige players have the highest rates of mental illness.
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>>564023490
if you play with a shiv that doesnt buy greens you are probably just at a low rank, it will get better anon
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I AM REBORN
>>
ITALIAN SAN
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>doorman still hasnt been reworked
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>>564024037
ayyy try the fresh buffalo mutz
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they should delete the fan vents and replace them with (and add many more of) "grapple points" which are just single point ziplines, or even micro zips scattered around the map. achieves the same thing while also forcing players to learn zip mechanics for movement and makes cross mapping a little more accessible than the movement tranny shit you have now
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Remove movement "tech" it's all exploits anyway
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>m1key that can't even dash jump consistently
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>>564022102
hypercarry players have very fragile egos and they're the ones that are mostly infesting eternus ranks.
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I'm in Oracle 3 now and most of my games are still decided by which team the matchmaker assigns 1-2 megafeeders. I haven't had double digit deaths in months, but there is at least one player getting that many deaths in every match, sometimes two or three. I just won my last game for the night and it feels meaningless because three of the enemy team were 1/7, 2/9, and 2/10. I could have gone afk in base and we still would have won.
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If only there was a moba movement shooter without the movement shooter part, alas we will have to keep playing deadlock until that niche opens.
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>>564023428
no. fagfernus deserves worse
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my movement tech is scaring away all the huzz
women see me download a movement map and get the ick
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>>564024037
ZIRACHI
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>>564024426
I'll add on to this that it's exceedingly rare to see feeders on BOTH teams simultaneously. Maybe it's just the nature of a moba that it's easier for the shitter on my team to not fucking die so much when we're winning for them
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>>564024203
How are you getting filtered by vents of all things
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>>564024412
If I’m playing a hyper carry and you intentionally steal my farm I’m throwing. Because that’s what you’re doing anyways

Simple as
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>>564024412
no... silver died.........
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>>564024693
Uh oh baby needs xer diapie changed
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>>564024426
>>564024585
I'm pretty sure it's because for example oracle matches aren't actually oracle players but emissary-archon-oracle-phantom so you get solo queue shitters potentially facing a duo of higher ranked hypercarries.
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>>564019743
You’ll love Metro
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Can people please stop forcing walkers or just teamfighting over literally no objective constantly? I'm on Ascendant 1 and i still constantly lose matches to three people on my team deciding to run it down mid for no reason, dying and giving them midboss for free
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>>564024693
>dogshit player refers to ximself as a HYPER "carry"
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>>564024762
And you’ll be doing that for me while I win you the game but ONLY if I get my farm too

You’re welcome
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>silver on team
>rem on team
>doorman on team
>graves on team
>shiv on team
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>>564024412
based infernus, dumb niggerbrams
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>>564024876
game desperately needs more midgame objectives for brooling
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>>564024426
If you have an average of 0 to 2 deaths per game there's genuinely something wrong with the way you play btw, i'm 100% not joking. Feeding is bad but also don't be one of those high ego faggots who just never take any risk ever and stay on a high horse saying its never their fault because they didn't die. Inaction makes a bad player just as well as bad actions do
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>rem used his helper to take bridge buff from carry
>lose next fight
lol
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>>564024987
who were you playing
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>>564025032
or maybe they're a talon drone strike main
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I'LL HIT AS MANY AS I CAN
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>>564025137
Rem seriously needs a full kit rebalance, he's one of the few characters that's an actual throw pick
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>>564023163
sorry
>useless giganigger
I cant aim and Apollo is EZ mode
Was thinking m1 haze
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Celeste ult should be maximum 70 seconds CD.
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>>564023458
and horses
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>>564023428
No it's a good combo but I'd also say it depends on the character you're playing if you can fit that many items. It's not just what items are good that you gotta look out for but what items are worth filling your slots with.
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>>564025195
Playing against an ultmaxxing talon who is playing in a stack is actually so obnoxious. Constantly getting ganked right as the fuckass bird blows you up for 700 damage + stun
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>play heroes i normally play
>decent games lots of back and forth
>play heroes i dont normally play
>put against seal team 6 with mmr assassins going 1-13 on my team
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>>564024412
>feed your ass off
>build some retarded bullshit
>then steal farm from one of the dudes trying to lug your useless ass to a victory
justified
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>>564024839
He queues in E6 tho?
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>>564024412
You struck a nerve here
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>>564024412
'carry' players are the most entitled cucks in the genre, imagine choosing a playstyle that spends 30 minutes doing pve while forcing the rest of their team to play around them, only participating in the game once they have a bunch of items as if this were Risk of Rain 2
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>>564025675
I've been playing around with it on Viscous since you pretty much need knockdown anyway you can easily apply toxic bullets healbane in that stun blast goo cube up to dodge abilities reload and then continue to trade, since he doesn't have much in way of damaging abilities. Facing enemies like Infernus can be a problem, also the goo punch reapplies toxic.
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>>564026275
I mean it's probably fine on viscous, I don't play him much nor do I see him being played as much. I like getting it on shit like drifter though. You can get like 60 or so anti heal through healbane, toxic bullets and mark. Build kinda falls apart the second they buy dispel but you know sucks to suck.
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>>564025710
Its really hard to learn new characters if you want to avoid tanking your MMR. You could learn the basics in street brawl but that mode doesn't really let you practice laning, farming, 1v1s, a bunch of more nuanced things you need for a character. I've been really put off of trying new characters because i just play so poorly on them that it makes me feel bad for my teammates when i know i could be doing well on my usual picks
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I wish there was a ranked mode so winning and losing wouldn't mean so much to me
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>>564026463
>try to learn new character that has like 20 people at best in my bracket that plays him
>20 minute queue
>don't even get him (grey talon)
>just play my usual picks instead
>literally 30 matches in a row and not a single grey talon to be seen
I hate how this game's matchmaking works. It's fundamentally broken in every aspect. Why is it that when I queue a character I get the only other nigger in my server and rank that plays that character to steal it from me instead of just not matching us against eachother?
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add casual mode already holy shit
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>>564026760
Too many queues and shit will never pop. I get 8 minute queues in the main mode already. No point in making it even worse.
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>>564026838
>100k players
>12 minute queue in standard
>9 minute queue in street brawl
>>564026760
casual mode would probably kill the game and make every mode have a 20 minute queue even at 200k players.
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>>564026676
Unironically, agree sometimes I just want to run silly builds. Without some autist, who cares about rank. In a closed alpha game yelling in my ear. All because my build isn't meta for that character.
Actually they should get rid of ranks and just use number rankings do 1-2000 for all I care.
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>>564024412
>they're the ones that are mostly infesting eternus ranks.
Playing hypercarry is the easiest way to climb up in this game because the retards with 0 macro are so abusable and are stuck in piss low.
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>>564025710
its not even being bad with the hero that bugs me its just looking over and seeing that i now have to play against 1 or more hyper fed people on top of sucking. Playing from behind as silver is hard playing from behind against a mina with 10 kills at 12 mins is impossible
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remove ranks
find something else to make your personality, mmrtards
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Everyone that plays gun is gay and should uninstall AND kill themselves
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>>564027602
learn movement faaaaaaaaag
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>>564027895
movement is for trannies and should be removed
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>>564024412
>Melee abrams versus that comp
>not even a slowing hex
lol
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fuck it i'll spend the night learning vyper
all the metalosers seem to be playing her and i happen to like m1ggers
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>>564027184
Well yeah, "hyper carries" are strong to okay early-mid game and simple stat checks late game, on top of being braindead easy to play.
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>do owl build and just wave clear
>deliberately avoid enemies
>accidentally kill 2 people with my spams
>doorman goes 0/10 in 20 mins
>we lose
> he say its because of me
>I top obj dmg and 2nd player dmg on our team
GOD DAMN FIX MATCH MAKING
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>>563992681
retail is in an alright state atm, they just need to unrape fire mage and make rogue look playable

the matchmaking is so dogshit I unironically uninstalled to save my mental and it has an adverse affect in preventing future burnout; there's literally no downside. especially considering it's an alpha where it's the last thing on the agenda? i can wait a bit no problem. anything beats being queued with some phantom and his 3 alchemist friends and I'm forced to play a game that has no chance. don't need a surrender feature but I sure as shit will mentally check out once I'm reaffirmed when I check. icefrog can suck my fat chode in this regard
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This faggot general is just a bunch of trannies and fags
I want to excruciatingly murder each and every one of you
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I don't even think about you lol
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>>563998652
>just lose all your tempo for every counter item in the game bro
>either you get metal skin and still eat the proc effects and laced spirit damage, or you silence them so they buy unstoppable because they're already sitting on one morbillion unspent souls
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>movement slow works through unstoppable
they need to change it to "uninterruptible" or something
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is this game actually gonna survive or be dead witin 2 years
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>>564028806
I think you'll find yourself quite stoppable, mr.bond
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>>564027010
there should be a marker you can toggle on your profile if you're doing a "fun" build so i can just afk and go next
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>>564028806
Slows don't stop you retard they slow you
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Does healing reduction stack?
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>>564028806
knockdown kills your momentum through unstoppable
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>>564029178
Yes but not if the source item is the same.
So healbane + toxic works fine but two different people with healbane will only apply once.
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>>564028558
The problem with mentally ill faggots is that you cannot reason with them, they do not care for boundaries because of their mental illness which was caused by sexual abuse. Because their boundaries were crossed they cope by constantly breaking them in an attempt to invalidate the concept.

So when you ask them to stop spreading their aids infested fag images they are fundamentally unwilling to keep that shit to themselves because the concept was broken for them. Sometimes they will lash out about things like rape or sex in an oddly contradicting frenzy because ultimately it's a broken person at odds with themselves.
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>>564029178
this >>564029280 but crippling DOES stack. i think.
it stacks multiplicatively, so there's diminishing returns
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heded tu bloo
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>>564024987
BLEED
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Can we get a buff for curse already? no one buys it. useless item.
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>>564028806
>supresses negative status effects
>except for slows, healing reduction, resist shred, fixation, afterburn, love bites, damage amp etc
as far as I can tell it stops siphon bullets and fire rate reduction and thats it aside from what is listed in the tooltip
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>>564030047
Bit mind boggling iicefrog felt the need to make it all damage reduction and not just weapon damage reduction
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>>564030047
I buy it thoughbeit
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What am i supposed to do as Graves against a Turret McGinnis
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>chinese name teammate
it's over
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>>564030772
idk lol
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>>564030772
Die.
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>>564019743
Eternus asshats already have 10 alt accounts because they don't like queue times, turning Archon-Oracle into a divine battle ground of smurf accounts vs chronic feeders.

You meant this is a smug hypothetical but that is already the case. Hell, even without a smurf account the game feels evil and throws Oracle players into higher lobbies, so it's just built in griefing.
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>>564030772
Go to a different lane or team fight. Its the one character you cannot fight
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>>564030940
>Oracles got boosted to Eternus via player base increase
>Eternus smurfs alt accounts in oracle lobbies
How do we fix this
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>>564019743
Bro, that's already ~50% of the players in Oracle lobbies...
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if your hero gets constant free spirit damage off your m1 it deserves to be nerfed
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>>564031040
Oracle got boosted to Phantom for the most part. The real mmr boost was Ritualist jumping to Oracle. It affected med mmr the most.
>How do we fix this
You don't. Streamers want to look good. They literally admit to having 5+ alts, devs don't care. See how any established streamer hates skill based matchmaking (I wonder why). They do not want balanced games, they are already top percentile.
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>>564030940
its funny how all the eternus streamer babies complain about muh 10 minute queue times but if you watch their streams they get maybe one in 10 matches having that long a queue and the rest are 1-5 minutes, which is the average queue time for any rank. Its this retarded entitlement and a desire to shit on lower ranks that leads to all the eternus smurfs
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>get to oracle
>skill jump is HUGE
>check recently played on steam
>every single one of the 15 Oracle matches I've played has at least 2 lvl 0 accounts on both teams
>the most recent one had literally everyone but me at lvl 0
Oh...
It's literally all Ascendant/Eternus smurfs isn't it?
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whenever i do really well in a match i like to go back and look at the replay to see if the enemy team was bitching in chat about me
feels good man
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>>564031798
i do this as doorman to watch people rage at the roblox obby
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>Venator ult very strong in early game but has counterplay because Venator needs to be accurate and he doesn't have the stam to chase people who book it for long
>Mid game Venator ult is still good but he's weak while solo farming unless fed as shit because you can just skirmish and get him to waste his ult then leave
>Late game Venator ult is usually worse DPS than just holding M1
how do we fix this honest hero?
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So is Eidorian the most overrated fag? Supposed to be one of the best but every time i see him play he is legit just running it down to get a kill or two. Its like he plays to appeal to the shitters that go "I had 20/11 KDA so i carried!!!" despite spending the last 5 minutes of a match constantly dead and not doing anything in objective fights.
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>>564031368
>tfw build Bullet Resist and they just bypass it with hybrid damage
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there is no way my shit ass gameplay is phantom level
i can't even do cornerboosts
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>>564031885
add wallstun to the ult
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>haze stays in lane at 200hp and just waits for shiv to ult her twice
>abandon the game
Who was in the wrong here
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>>564032028
>cheats
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>>564032028
Only 1% of the playerbase even know those are a thing and 0.25% can actually do them.
Your perspective is poisoned by 5,000+ hour no-life streamers who do literally nothing else.
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>>564031885
Vindicta has a similar issue that her ult goes from being really strong when used properly in the early to mid game to being worse than just holding M1 in 99% of cases late game. Venator has the execute for some niche situations while late game snipes for Vindicta are purely to get stacks on people you are certain will die and for procing merc mag if youve got it on the snipe instead of crows.
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>>564032028
what rank even are /dlg/gers? I've been playing since february and still really bad, but have been rising on the ranks anyway lol
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>>564032538
Ascendant 4.
Been playing off and on since October 2024, but only ~700 hours so far.
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>>564032028
cornerboosts are pretty niche. unless you mean edgeboosts, which are very applicable and worth learning but still not crazy important
movement is probably the least important skill to develop, with the lowest correlation between movement ability and rank compared to the other fundamental skills
if you can do all the basic shit that's really all you need
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>>564032538
oracle VI
555 hours, but 200 of those were back in 2024 when the game first blew up
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>>564007947
What do you do against this?
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How does Drifter's ult work so well in this game? In League, Nocturne's ult does the same but it's the most low impact shit.
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>>564007947
>>564033514
That shit looks significantly more Woke.
Fuck that trash.
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>>564033847
filtered by sumo's beautiful loving face
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>>564033514
Haze will ALWAYS be OP
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>>564033958
this is what dynamo will look like if he gets his body back. maybe him losing the ritual is for the better
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>>564033718
It's the duration and that people are more spread out so they can't see their team
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>>564033958
this dude was one million times better than dynahomo
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>>564033958
>>564034049
>>564034373
fat sumo wrestler >>>> science worshipping reddit robot
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>win fight, kill 4 without anyone dying, conveniently right at the top of the stairs leading to mid boss
>entire enemy team is on 30+ second timers
>call "lets mid right now guys" and immediately slide down the stairs to start mid
>one guy is doing a sinners, two have left to go base, only our kelvin and lash came to join me in mid
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>>564034518
agreed
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>>564032028
>>564032538
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you dont need super good movement to get to high ranks you've let this thread poison your brain
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me gusta el gun rem mucho gringos tranivitas y estupidos jajajaja
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WOW GEE I WONDER WHY WE FUCKING LOST
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>vindicta continues to sidelane for no reason and feeds the lead I gave her over and over
what causes this mental illness to solo push as the lowest hp hero in the game
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>>564034627
>Abusing Venator, Infernus, Wraith, Seven to climb
didnt earn it
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>>564034846
That's actual throwing at that point
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>>564034874
>he thinks the arrows are representative of how much you play a hero
i could have never done it without playing wraith in 0.7% of my games
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i dont see why we cant leave games without penalty its an alpha who cares?
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WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU CONTEST URN AGAINST A TEAMFIGHT YOU HAVE NO CHANCE OF WINNING EVERY SINGLE TIME
JESUS CHRIST
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So now that Haze is ass whats the closest thing to Haze? I don't even want to play the game without Ult haze.
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>>564034982
retard
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>>564035081
>I want to play a game where nothing matters except pressing my hecking ult
try pic related
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>>564035007
NO SERIOUSLY IT'S OKAY TO LET THEM TAKE IT
IT'S BETTER THAN A GODDAMN WIPE
FUCK
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>>563996552
I can understand Mystic Expansion and Rapid Recharge but Trophy Collector!? WTF was he on!?
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>>564034874
what are honest heroes
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>>564035081
Dynamo unironically
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>>564035250
Trophy is fine it's huge ability range sprint speed and he's clearly trying to roam grenade build to stack money.
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>>564035338
He is fat though and bald. I was thinking victor.
>>564035141
I don't like capeshit
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>>564032538
Was emissary 1 when I returned for the new heroes, fell to arcanist 1 when I went through a spectacular loss streak learning to play Mina and reached archon a week ago
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>>564035286
>cheats
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Pocket versus Vindicta Geist lane
What do?
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>>563998223
Had a bad Ivy in a recent game
>playing Rem
>Notice both enemies are hard focusing me
>Turn around and find out it's cause the Ivy who's with with me is just peak firing from behind the wall and refusing to move up
>Die
>Swap lanes with Vindicta and have a much better time in blue
>Poor Vindicta however got stuck with feeder Ivy dragged her down to juice up the Enemy Yamato
>We lose with Yamato going 26/0 while Ivy goes 1/15
Ivy also said they were playing while high over VC.
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>be me
>don't play since Haze ult nerf
>was archon 6
>come back and am oracle 4
Is this the actual strat? Just not play and let the ranks grow themselves?
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>>564035686
kys for playing a fag idk, but the general advice for any shit lane is egg and monster rounds plus playing passive to keep the lane neutral and get a nice boost once the phase is over
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>>564035686
bebop pulls in the dicta and you full combo
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>>564035686
monster rounds and push with cloak really not that hard of a lane, if you are out of stamina to dodge geist bomb you have briefcase
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>>564035792
I'd agree with you a year ago but there are so many other much more faggy character in game rn. With Pocket it feels like he has a lot of insanely shitty matchups more than most heroes due to the -15% spirit res, but yea will egg mr next time.
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>>564035949
It's an insanely hard lane wdym, Geist will nuke your hp due to negative sr and if you try to bridge the gap with shotgun you get locked down by vindicta that you cannot touch. Should you ult geist she will just trade hp with you and insta nuke you.
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I've been sleeping on spirit items for Silver so hard
Quicksilver gives you 100% uptime on ammo and arctic blast is just so good for when retards are trying to dog pile you just to get froze and blown up
Actually getting my resets and chasing people down tickled my braincells
Building more attack speed makes ult feel better too and you can actually play in human form
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>Enemy team starts teabagging for no reason
>Get titled and yell racial slurs and taunt them all game, nonstop
>They get tilted and take the game seriously.
>They end up losing after being teabagging pricks for no reason
Feels better than sex. Feels better than a glass of cold water on a summer day.
Worth the 4 day mute.
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>>564036365
Honestly I t-bag as reflex at this point, it's just stress relief.
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>>564036503
>>564036365
I only t-bag when I finally kill the person that killed me like 10 times and I'm 1-11 or something. Really rattles them
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>>564035950
i didnt call pocket a fag due to his playstyle, but because he is actually a take it up the ass was/were fag. I've never had any issues with facing pocket in a gameplay sense but i only started playing with the old gods update
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two games in a row nearly every person has been a fucking mudslime or snownigger from russia and i'm queueing fucking NAE
fuck off back to your containment you actual mongloids
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>>564036619
I see, yeah he's one of the worst visually designed characters in the game but your comment didn't register in that direction because I've played with the plague doctor skin for months now. Replaced Calico with the white version too.
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>94 minute game
End my life ...
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>>564037368
This is from twitter, faggot
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>Pause the game at start
>Looks up the weakest link on statlock
>Swap lane bully to that target
>Entire stack decide to ruin the game for that specific person
>Ddos their carry
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>Every carry barring maybe victor are all good in every stage of the game
I pray for the day they are all gutted
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>died to someone parrying my barrel punch again
haha
fuck
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>>564035007
>>564035163
Urn is designed as a griefer mechanic. They wanted a contingency in case you had a decently balanced match so someone in your team can throw the game.
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The urn is a good way to gauge if your team or the enemy team is retarded.
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>>564032538
Phantom 6 but I flucate a bit since I don't play carry
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>>564034846
I want proof of people being able to hard carry games with team mates like this
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>>564037920
>>564037841
You're an idiot and you probably sabotage your team
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would a hero that turns into a werewolf work? idk maybe give them a shotgun or whatever
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>>564038104
Did it a few times before victor got gutted. Once managed to 1 v 6 rejuv steal and killed 5/6 of the enemy team before spamming KILL THEM NIGGER AND FINISH MONKEYS which they did.
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>>564038279
>just help me deliver the urn even though their 2 carries and a dynamo are standing next to the urn
>bro wtf didnt you help, yeah you said pull back but i can't read!
griefer mindset
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>>564036365
I teabag everyone doesn't matter if I have beef with you or not and yes I will type the all chat "?" as well. Best part of the game.
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A reverse werewolf, a wolf that turns into a regular human on a full moon and they're annoyed at the inconvenience and want their curse lifted
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>>564038543
So their team was smart enough to be aware of the urn and be prepared for it, while your team is full of bumbling retards who don't know the urn is important.
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>>564038684
>survives lane exchange at 1hp
>?
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>>563976020
>Why is this general so fucking gay
the consequences of post-2011 TF2 will never be the same
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>>564038754
Yes, so don't deliver the urn for free. Do something else until the situation presents itself.

It is a griefer mecahnic a majority of times. Your most strategically incompetent player can give the enemy a come back singe handedly.
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no but really why does warden get to do so much damage but also have some of the best health scaling in the game? AND he gets a shield.
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>>564038908
Sad but true. Valve deciding to basically turn Meet the Pyro into a brony reference and then hand the reins of the game over to the alphabet mafia has negatively affected all of their multiplayer games to some extent. Lucky for DOTA and CS they're too toxic for queers to hang mostly so they naturally gatekeep but Deadlock had no preinstalled fanbase and is siphoning off a lot of League OW and Rivals players who are naturally that sort of audience to begin with

tl;dr shit sucks
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>>564038345
Sounds like a great plan to me. They could even be really novel and make it a female werewolf for once. How awesome would that be?
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>>564036195
I've been saying arctic blast is gawdlike on silver for ages
the spirit item pool is full of items that enable forward loaded burst which is what silver revolves around
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>>564039418
I hope they don't make her weak as shit for no reason.
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>>564039645
Its good but Silence wave is just better, there are too many heroes it cucks while still doing some damage.
If Silence wave gets nerfed again then you're probably better off with Cold Front/Artic Blast.
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>>563993147
FACTS:
dey can run but it don't madduh
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>enemy has bomb geist
>collect free win
lol
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>>564039803
She's weak, but I'm going to be controversial and say Roamers are the weakest role in the game. Like Calico needed a lot to be viable and now everyone dropped her like a rock as a example.
Drifter feels more like a ult bot now and can't really 1 v 1 people.
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>>564040301
>>564040301
>>564040301
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>>564040309
Are you retarded? We’re not even at bump limit
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Today I experienced
>4 games where immediate DC, so no game was played
>4 games where the other team swept and one ally doesn't know how to play their character
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>>564040561
Ill bump you

-unzips Capacitor active-
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>>564032028
nobody but like the top 10% of eternus tries to do cornerboosts often and only the top 1% of them pull them off consistently
movementfaggotry is like the 20th item down the list of what is keeping people out of the top 1%
I'm sure a top player could hit eternus with jump unbound
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>>564036195
Swift Striker is good on Silver, and it works on her werewolf too. I don't know about QSR though, your 1 already reloads your gun. Just get swift striker and magdump into 1 or magdump into burst combo. For the Arctic Blast, Cold Front is good pre-Silence Wave on her. I like Stalker + Cold Front early game, your werewolf is online as early as you get these items. Upgrading Cold Front to Arctic is a legit choice later on.
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>No OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH hero still
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yoshi knows when youre using mods and puts you into the shadow pool
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>>564041040
Yoshi ain’t doin shit from Hawaii
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Ivy feels useless af outside of being a healslut and grabbing urn
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>>564039237
Because he’s slow and he only has 3 abilities
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>>564009216
Asian woman who grapples others with her feet, stomps on their nuts and jumps on other's head Mario style.



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