Previous :>>563976348>NewsAgent Record | Starlight - Billyhttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/44378132Agent Record | Promeiahttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/44377604Version 2.7 Special Programhttps://youtu.be/sK_s_MXs89M>Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character demohttps://youtu.be/tN0ibny9Ans (EN)https://youtu.be/25vaOHfSDUY (JP)https://youtu.be/7FbKuJv0e1I (EN)https://youtu.be/rBgqwLdtX-I (JP)https://youtu.be/LSEz6KT026k>Upcoming Events for 2.7https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/163253Chronicle of Simmering Flavors 03/25 - 05/05All-New Program 03/24 - 05/05Special Disaster Control Squad 04/03 - 04/20Old Friends, New Commissions! 04/15 - 05/05"En-Nah" Into Your Lap 04/15 - 05/05Adventure Footage Freeze Frame 04/22 - 05/05Charge! Battle Against the Negative Reviews 04/29 - 05/13Advanced Bounty: Area Patrol 04/10 - 04/15Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 04/29 - 05/04>Redeemable codes (claimable in-game or online)https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemptionZENLESSGIFTZZZCUTENESSZZZ27CHAMPION>Resources and useful linkshttps://rentry.org/zzzlinkshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Friendshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Guilds>/zzz/ OP pastebin (use this if making new thread):https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P
I love my wife Aria!!!
>>563999390I raped her and then scrapped her worthless cum stained body for Dennies
!!!airA efiw ym evol I
first for ratita chiquita y juguetona
I sincerely regret rolling for Lighter Lorenz
Why do they keep hogging all the glory? Is there really no way to defeat them? How will tourists ever recover?
I love my bnuuy wife
>>563999543>i regret injecting anal worms into my own bodyYou only have yourself to blame
Sexy bunny wife!
who should get the next alt after silly
Billy!
I stan for NEKOMATA!Would (You) a cat?>nya!
>>563999779She pickpocketed me like the dirty brown bitch that she is!
>>563999695Slathering mayonnaise all over Zhao!
>>563999475I like the punchline of Seed walking in on something lewd and not knowing what's happening because she doesn't know what sex is.
how do you still like NEPS unironically
I really don't know who (you) are>Cissia fags>Orphie fag>Fufu fags>Bibi fags>THE Aria fags>Harin fag>Alice fag>Nekomiya fag>BILLY KID fags>Yidhari fag>Corin fag>Qingyi fags>Mibibi fag>Pulchra fag>EVIL Aria fags>Yixuan fag>Yenless Yen Zero fag>rata fag>Ellen fag>Shungus fag>Lucia ELOWEN fag>Burnice fag>yo phone linging fag>Nicole fag>Anby fag>Yuzuha fag>Banyue fag>Nangong fags>Zhao fag>Machine prections using AI fag>Piper fag>Norma fags>Sunna fag>Yanagi fag>Ramiel fag...>Seed Jr. fag>Zhu Yuan fag>Sales fag
>>563999994This is what real cops do too.
>>564000105that's not a reason to like NEPS
it's UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZhj9Ngtj4ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZhj9Ngtj4ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZhj9Ngtj4g
raped and killed anon's pov
Don't we make such a cute couple?
>>563999994Okay yeah you are right.
>>563999524Hm... The numbers don't look right...
>>564000234my favorite character is manato btw and my anus is infested with anal worms!
>>564000357We know Wise
Most Jewish agent?
You can call me Nekomata!>nya!
>>564000537Nicole
>>564000574She gives it all to charity and her friends
Most White agent?
>>564000537all the NEPS (besides cissia) unironically
>>564000707Nekomata
>>564000762Nekomata stole my wallet
>>564000739why did they give cissia her own special solo team when there alreayd was a NEPS team?are they allergic to adding new agents to old factions?
>>564000807Mins before being violently raped
Oh wormschizo is here to defeat the windmills
>>563999441Why would you do that anon?
>>564000807She is so pretty.
Would your favorite character be a good wife/husband /zzz/
>>564001013She wouldn’t stop saying huh
How would Bibi breast milk taste like?
>>564001098Yes
>>564000985He was quiet for like a week, not sure why he's back to obsessing over manato
Should I read the art of war by Sun Tzu or On war by Clausewitz?
>>563999543Said no one ever.I used him in Shiyu in this very rotation.
>those super corrupt people who pull all the strings in New Eridu>the ones who have legions of goons underneath them who do whatever they say>the ones with more power than the government>yeah we should trust the courts that totally can't be bought or intimidated Justice faggotry is annoying.
>>564000927>are they allergicyes they're allergic to cissia and since cissia is a poor girl/rookie she cant defend herself so they'll just bully her
>>564001126Should've just french-kissed her into submission.
>>564000927Cissia is probably the first member of the suicide squad of ex criminals, with Severian as the handler
>>563999779If they look like this, absolutely
>>563999543Send him my way
>>564000078There's been a lot of orphie discourse these last few days
>>564001257If we don't trust the system, we are no better than animals or black people
I feel like if we combined our collective knowledge and abilities we could destroy israel, anyone else feeling me?
>>564001257You realize this whole scene is confronting Magus about her flawed worldview. Also that's not justice faggotry, that's law faggotry.
Her problem?
>>564001495maybe i should jerk off to her...
>>564001613Design
>>564001631N-Nyo...
>>564001585The golems across the pond prevented the salvation last time we tried.
>>564001527As if the system is infallible and hands out punishments to those who deserve them. >>564001589It's the same shit. Batman tier logic.
>>563999543Lighter is probably one of the characters I regret the least. I can use him with Evelyn or Ellen, and the fire void hunter will probably get use out of him too. He's a solid unit with great longevity, especially when Ellen hits the point where she just can't cut it anymore and I have to pull a new ice attacker.
>>564001527But the system lets joggers out with a slap of the wrist because I DINDU NUFFIN AN SHIEEEET
>>564001613It's like when you go to a party and someone else is wearing exactly the same fit
Hey all, it's me. Did I miss any funny pedotranny melties recently?
Make way for the superior and only void hunter level clone.
reminder that Sunna carries a gun in her backpack
What's the softest part of Orphie's body?
>>564002053lips
>>564002053Her 9 pound dump in the toilet during the morning
Do we know anything about Promeias additonal ability? How does it activate? I have a team in mind... it didn't exist last time.
>>564002053Her brain.
>>564002053pussy lips
>>564002053Belly
>>564002053her plump tummy
>>564002174I wish that cyclopic lens on the front of Magus' nose was her eye, rather than the two technicolor triangles.
orphcord is raiding again
I bring gifts of varying quality
>>564002302I'll take it over idolslop anyday.
>>564002293That would look ugly
>>564002387*rapes you*
>>564002387truth nuke
>>564002454real orphheads dont throw shade
Gentlemen.......begin....salesposting.
>>564002174>>564002454The most forgettable characters goes to…. Orphie and Magus!
Clapping Orphie's cheeks while Magus whispers sweet nothings to your ear.
>>564001148Little old 'er sure knows how to shake it!
>>564001495The harder we flop, the higher we rise. As you can see there aren't any consistent Miyabi or Shungus posters. And Ramiel fags fizzled out.
Fucking based. Tired of seeing the rats of New Eridu get off lightly or only conveniently die. Isolde #1!
I was told seed is le bad?? huh??
>>564000078can i be loli chad
>>5640030866/10 bait
>>564003086>why is my main dps doing more damage than my sub dps?
>>563999524...
>>563999330Why are we so yenless?
>>564003332idols flopped
Where is Rami?
Bibian Banshee makes me so happy, i should make another lasagna for her or maybe a cake.
>>564000234Where is the NTE thread?
yenless yone yero
>>564003570Cute!
>>564003493Orphie anal-vored her, unfortunately.
>>564003651>>564003570Rape and eat alive
>>564003086Seed is good>>564002997Isolde is good
>>564000247why are fufu and piper posters pedos and qingyi fags, they are all adults
It do be like that
>>564002923Flopping only proves your love is true.
>>564003614threads only get created when the game actually releases
>>564002923I post my wife all the time, though?
>>564003570Bibibot and I just finished a nice candlelit dinner
>>563999330Based>>564003604Idols and Sneed floppedBut I use that Yu mod too
>>564003809You get to wish too and it's at least 8% more likely to come true!
>>564002923There's a Miyabi fag but he's asleep. Shungus and Ramiel fags don't actually care about either character they just use them for shitflinging Cissiafags winning bigly
>>564002386>>564002545That's really nice, kudos.
Raping Ellen Joe without a condom
>>564004072Raping and eating (You)
>>564004035I have to admit that I stole them and just brought them here.
My zone? Yenless
Don't touch me
>>564004132Watching Ellen Joe snap your neck while I whisper “that’s my girl, I love you”
>>564004223Rape in an alley and eat alive
>>564004235Watching Corin chainsaw you in half as I thank Ellen for the neck massage
>>564003740I have never felt so fucking betrayed.
>>564004383Bad writing and cringe
>>564004378Corin is too scared to chainsaw me and gets raped by Lycaon
ZENLESS FOR THIS FEEL?
We have rapejeet and wormschizo in the same thread? What a strange combination of failed men
>>564004383this entire arc is such a messobol hard carries; without them this would hav been regarded as worse than the shungus arc
>>564004515*censors this* sorry!!! not allowed!!!
>>564004658
>>564004223
>>564004793Rape and eat
>>564004461Holy shit, that's an understatement. So instead of fighting to get recognition for the crimes committed and the people who died, she's just gonna.... kill everyone in the city.... I'm sure the soldiers would have wanted this.
>>564004793Not even close. She only has one scene and then is just a fan girl
>>564004725Rape and eat anon is respected around here, unlike wormguy
>>564004825Rape and eat alive
>>564004793My ass. I feel the umbrella in my guts. I'm gonna puke.
>>564004793That umbrella? Straight into my ass and up my throat
>>564004964I dislike both desu
>>564004872They rushed the exaltist plot
okay...hear me outFairy JOI ASMR
I fucked Alice and regret it
>>564005124That's my wife, Beidou, you're talking about.
>>564005107Consider this. Rape and eat anon at the very least isn't ever picking fights with anybody he's just being himself, wormguy is actively looking to make problems
beautiful mibibi back
>>564005218One pile of poop is certainly more offensive than the other
>>564005107Wise said white lives matter
all 3 combined... sold less than shifu... despite powercreeping her massively... that's what you get when you market to brown reddit troons like horsey
I love the wipeouts in this game
Which agents like to watch?
>>564005345Dry crusty turds versus wet sloppy turds, I guess. But they are ultimately both turds.
>>564005002I had fun making fun of that gay anon
>>564005504Eve doesn’t like but has to
my hotwife jane doe
>>564005460The Idols are Rupture now? I thought they were Abloom anomaly.
I raped Sunna when she was seconds out of the womb…
Worms are killing our game
>>564005504Orpheus Magnusson for sure.
Expy when???
>>564005504Watch what?
>>564005345Like one is an unflushed toilet and another one is right there on the street.
>>564005802what are these text boxes these jp artists are putting in their art
>>564005758> Earth bender> In the flying cityThat could be either the smartest or dumbest thing and there is no inbetween
>>564005523
>>564005515I am that Anon, I just don't take everything as seriously as people here do.
>>564005996I raped that.
>>564004658I fucking wish there was one, I love smart psycho girls, but Bibi is still higher on the totem pole than Tachyon
>>564006075
i fucking warned you idiots about the orphiefag being a psyop didn't I?
>>564006137They all rook da same
>>564005996I would stomp on this thing for 20 bucks. Hell I'd do it for 10.
This would've been a kino death if they could stop with the "getting wounded in the shoulder = death" shit.
>>564005504Bibi but only incestTrigger, as stupid as that seems
https://xhamster.com/videos/my-girlfriend-sucks-my-cock-and-i-suck-her-pussy-xhIloVEZenless for this feel?
>>564006075Did you eat it though
Rip bozo.
>>564006307I'm not clicking that
>>564006367Delete this
>>564006226I don't think Vivian would really approve that Phaeton-sama keeps fucking each other instead of her.
>>564006449
>>564002041off-body carry will not deter a crazed rapist,
>>564006367> AI SloppaDon't desecrate our heckin hero!!!
Hmm... I should AI sloppa some big titty adult nekomata... and colonize her...
>>564006226
Another seed...
>>564006507>>564006550I’m innocent, wise searched that, not me!
>>564002387>ywnbawnever anon
>>564005908I think those are social media posts they're responding to with artwork.
Do you think Astra ties Eve in front of the bed when she has sex with wise, so eve must watch but cant shlick
>>564006449perhaps one of the most radioactive links i have ever seen
>>564006635>zero pull value brick>Still looking better than wormyue. What's your point?
>>564006635Every flower related to her just dies.
>>564006449I would reply to your question but your link is scary
>>564006635I will pull for her every time she shows up, but never for seed
>>564006936This is the correct answer
>>564006786>comparing a first-half banner to a second-half banner
>>564006936Fufufu
>>564007115Your bias is showing >>564007115
NTE will rape all hoyoslop
>>564006213They seem REALLY reluctant to pull out the fucking headshot. Even in Trigger's cinematic her bullets are basically really strong punches>except when the story needs them to be bulletsIt's strange because Cissia has a comic strip where she's among slaughtered people, and that whats-his-name-giant-wolfman is standing knee deep in blood and body partsBut a headshot to a crazed traitor?INSANITYThe ccp can't into that!
>>564007259The same thing was said when ToF was announced and it launched, made by the same developers.Advertised as "the Genshin killer", funny how that ended.
>>564006449THERE'S NO HAMSTERS HERE DO NOT OPEN
>>564007174Fufu?
>>564007294A knife through the skull would be gnarly, but I was expecting it through the heart. Trigger killing Vulture also had her get hit in the shoulder.
>>564007038>cissia>1st halfRetarded analwormer
>>564007372whats ToF and how did it end
>>564007442Not yet
I crapped myself
>>564006449Ah fuck, I only read the "xhamster" part and clicked it.
>>564007510https://youtu.be/1SJNrzO37D4
>>564007640Sunna...
>>564007510tower of fantasyjankkino too jank to live
>>564006786>>564007038It isn't a race to the bottom and we do not care for pull numbers, we just love the characters and that's it.
>>564007692You’re going to jail, enjoy anal rape
>>564007462Magus would either do a clean brain slice or be so overcome with rage she'd just stab her 87 times before [someone] stopped her. I don't get why we can't just full-send on it. It's fucking cowardly.Put some fucking steaks on the grill and turn on the fucking heat for once what's with this microwave lukewarm bullshit.
>>564007756
>>564007372tbf they quickly disavowed the gta comparisonsand nte doesn't have to be the best game ever to make players seriously question why they should stick with zzz over nte other than sunk cost
>>564007692Goodbye anon
I'm gonna be honestI saw the Juicier Cissia mod and instantly pulled her
>>564007471Oh, when you said "zero value brick" I automatically thought you meant Seed.
>>564007692We will be in touch soon
>>564007692So uh. Is it actually as bad as the name implies?
>>564007294They can't say their last words if they get headshot.
>>564007905>faggot anal wormer>salescuck>a big fucking retard who doesnt play the gameOf course
>>564008026>anon A calls anon B a salescuck when anon A was comparing sales firstkek
>>564007958I live in North Carolina, so you have to sign in to big name porn sites to see anything. All I saw was a >Hey North Carolina cuck, your state won't allow you to browse without logging a login, please tie your email to this porn account!I clicked off because fuck that. Only then did I read the full link when I saw everyone's reactions to it.
What would you do to cheer up Sunna's "kitty"?
>>564008248S-Sunna?!
Billy is my friend, therefore I pull. Simple as.
>>564007905Oh, to be honest so did I because I didn't follow the chain.But Seed does have value if you don't have the superior Electric attackers who deserve love
>couldn't figure out how the fuck I'm supposed to find the Path of the Proxy II mission to level up my rank>go on Google>type up Path of the Proxy II>a ton of results with people in forums asking how to find this missionSo it wasn't just me then. This game's UI is indeed convoluted dogshit.
>>564008248Rape and eat
>>564008248I'm deleting this text
>>564008197>p-pls dont make fun of my wormsKys homo
Cissia you ate all my food, where's my sex
Hugo Vlad big pale cock
>>564008248let's go into the hollow and kill some pedophiles!
>>564008001...Okay that's actually a pretty good reason but good storytelling doesn't need long death scenes. In fact the best scenes are ones where the good guy just walks up, mogs the bad guy, turns around and leaves.You would likely enjoy Star Wars a lot better if there wasn't YEE-YEE-YAHOO force jumping and stupid mario yells and dashes and little yoda doing somersaults, Redlettermedia's coverage of it showcases this perfectly. The fight between Obi Won and Anakin would have been infinitely better if it was a 2 minute shitfest instead of a 20 min slog. Anecdote, when roleplaying on WoW there was a guy who was roleplaying the Big Baddie and when his character was decapitated he had a 4 paragraph post made up describing how the head was "expressing" things as it flew through the air, it's stupid.
>>564008451wise...
How do you escape this predicament?
>>564008469Why would there be pedophiles in the hollows? They can't get any children in there
>>564008346Sure, but every agent has some value. That's why you should pull for who you like rather than caring about sales or metafaggotry, because you can almost always manage to make a team work using your favorites if you try hard enough.
>>564008448Here you go, choose one girl to fuck
>>564008354It used to be much better until one day they just removed all the content and called it a day.
>>564008518Tickle her crotch
I wanna play MORE ZZZ but chinese devs and consumers explode if they have to play a game for more then 10 minutes of their precious 30 min free time
>>564008539He's hiding in the flying city, the mayor is covering it u-*BANGBANG*
I'd like to formally apologizing for driving the schizo insane.
There's no way. So basically, if you come upon a group and one guy who clearly isn't an npc, but doesn't show up on the Agent roster, he/she is either gonna die or turn traitor. That's like soft spoilers.
>>564008535Funnily enough Seed has ONLY meta value, nothing else.
>>564007510power creep is as bad or worse then HSR
>>564008668That’s why it’ll always be mobile gachaslop instead of a proper single player game or live service non gacha game
go fuck yourself, no ONE and I mean NO ONE makes bibi feel like that
>>564008724Damien didn't die or turn traitor, though, and he had a unique model.
>>564008734Seed is fun and cute and has a great story thoughbeit. That's a lot more than just meta
>>564008836I get harder the longer this goes on
>>564008836It's really mean but she just doesn't get it.
This art.IS ASS.
>>564008518ejaculate with such force it crashes me through the wall
>wormanofaggots still seething at seed becauase they think she stole his s rankLmaooo
>>564008836>dude gets more texts in a single minute than I do all year
agents for this feel?
>>564008724Hugo threatened to kill you and then got stabbed though the heart and still became playable.
>>564008836At what point should you be getting scared in this text chain
>>564009006s-rank manato would have outsold seednot that that's saying much lmao
why's he so obsessed with komano anyway
>>564009089if you stood her up and haven't said sorry you should be feeling like a piece of shit by text 0, you faggot.
>>564009089I'm jerking off 5 messages in
>>564008836>why are you latest messages What the fuck did bibi mean by that?
>wormschizo thinks everything is about malesJust come out of the closet, you'd make a good bottom
>>564009089Keep ghosting. She'll find a new obsession or a cult eventually.
>>564008939Wait, this one isn't even ass-related.
Man, I'm so excited to get Promeia. Haven't liked a character this much since Evelyn.
>>564009096>wormanofags actually believe thisKek
>>564009374> Blue EvelynI wonder why
>>564009374Promeia is a trillion times inferior to Evelyn
>>564008858He's not part of a group like the Hares, Calydon, or Section 6. Like, if you come across a playable faction but one member is conspicuously missing from the roster, something is up.>>564009062Hugo was bluffing the entire time and he didn't get stabbed through the heart, he had a blood pack as shown later in the story. He's hypoglycemic, remember? It's a damn shame, because Isolde clearly had a lot of work put into her move set and animations. I wanna play her. Oh, that's also another give away. If a woman is clearly done up with a great model, but she isn't dressed like a hooker, I'm just gonna assume she's a traitor, as you wouldn't need a high detailed model for just standing around.
>>564009374Promeia is a trillion times better than Evelyn
>Why didn't you show up?>Because I'm easy to fool?>Or am I annoying to you?>Why are you ignoring me?>Why why why>Did you go on a date with someone else?>Why are you ignoring me?
>>564009518s2 really put all the hagkino in npc hell while shitting flops like midhari
>>564009341It is in spirit.
>>564009518> you wouldn't need a high detailed model for just standing around
Imagine a character like faggotmano exists, but you decided to hate a cutie like SEED. It's not hard to guess what kind of person you are.
>>564009518You learn that it was a fake out in the next chapter. If you played it at release there 6 weeks of waiting.
>>564009598>it's okay, I'm coming to rape and eat you right now.
>>564009518That's why other gacha just lowball their NPCs. Nobody cares what happens if they look like generic woman npc #12 or whatever
>>564009598I never did Bibi, I got really busy and couldn't reach out because my phone had died, i'm really sorry. I promise i'll make it up to you, we can meet up right now if you want, come by the store, I'll have dinner prepared for us.
>>564009570>flat annoying cunt with a tranny hairstyleYou are gay and retarded
>>564009598my sins are unforgivable.i will spend every evening for a fortnight in in flagellation to atone for my misdeeds.
>>564009598It’s okay, I’m gonna treat you to a good dinner for hurting your feelings
>>564009751Oh, well never mind then.
Seed in seed...
>>564009824Hey, now. A real man can appreciate breasts of all sizes.
>>564009598I strip naked and neatly fold my clothes next to me before getting on my hands and knees to deeply, deeply bow at her feet
>>564009717the majority of the playerbase apparently because sneed flopped so hard the game has never recovered outside of spending events
>>564009824Why'd you describe yourself like that and how is the quote remated?
>>564009598Rape and eat
>Absolute Bibi love>Complete Seed slanderI love democracy
Remielle's impossibly fat tits and ass will save the game after what the SLOPdols did to it.
>>564009912>homobabbleDidnt read
>>564009824Dilate
>>564009598geez what a landmine
>>564009969concession accepted
Damn, I'm such an alpha male!
By the way, I managed to figure out what was wrong with my graphics. I posted screenshots of how lighting effects were really fucking up things like fences, stairs, etc.Turns out it was the BLOOM effect, it would cause horizontal slashes and verticle misplaced shadows on finer textures.
Zenless could never...No boys allowed.
>>564009912Funnily enough I think Seed still has less fanart than Manato.I don't think fanart or sales really correlate to whether a character is good or bad, but I know they're two metrics that numbersfags seem to rely on all the time.
>>564010052>Sexually assault a woman and then leave her with coffee you didn't pay for so she gets arrestedHOLY BASED
>>564009717>cutie like SEEDShe's a sociopath, barely even human, and very easily hateable. Her only redeeming factor is her ass.
>>564010062Yay! A happy ending!
>>564010062Oh, you're the guy who posted that image of his chain link fence with weird diagonal slashes in its rendering. Glad you got it fixed, anon.
>>564010089You just KNOW there are thousands of trannies and women absolutely seething on xjeeter right now
Yeah yeah yeah, trannies, paggies, sales and pedophiles. Whatever. Just post more ORHPIE
>>564010179Aria gives old men happy endings
>>564010089holy fuck zzzbros our response?!
>>564010138Correct. Your only metric for success should be porn
>>564009598Bibi....
>>564010089Damn.. no houseparties, only group sex.
Haremgods stay winning
>>564010089>NTE confirmed as a yurifag game
>>564010089finally a game for mei LITERALLY cant stop jacking off to worms because im a closeted fag but now nte makes me feel safe bros
>>564010297You must be talking about me (30), that's right
>>564010323He's also got more porn than Seed, if that's your preferred metric.
>>564010456>i LITERALLY cant stop jacking off to worms because im a closeted fag but now nte makes me feel safe bros
What the fuck?He's just randomly running into a pillar for 30s now.
>>564010476shut up thigger
>>564010556I do not care for either character nor am I that original anon, I am simply a bringer of fact
>>564010560Why do I feel like those pants rip open. Is there more? Asking for a friend
>>564010587He's trying his best man
>>564010560How easy would it be to pin her down onto the car seat and rape her?
>>564010456You know when I see a man like a real Man in the game it makes me feel strange things but Im heterosexual as fuck I swear I NEVER would pull those stupid sexy men like never like worms dude from anal sex with other men YUCK
>>564010560We're all Indian on this day
>>564010560I wouldn't be able to get past those cheeks
>>564010179>>564010269Yeah, motion blur was causing some wonky after effects and bloom wasn't properly working with shadows.
>>564010560>>564010032There's just something so off putting about cosplay whores. Like, it's SO desperate for attention that it makes me feel weird.
>>564010685A fucking massage robot is afraid of her because her reflexes kick in the wrong moments and dent his titanium alloy chassis.
>>564010560She’s literally asking to be raped on the street without a condom and forced pregnancy….
>>564010089This nigger's just shilling in every Hoyo thread.
>>564010560God I wish I was her
>>564010685There's not even a single agent anybody in this thread would be able to overpower and rape
>>564010854I hope you wouldn't be able to, corn
This thread is so ass
C
>>564010989Ellen when she’s sleeping
>>564010560
>>564010560BRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>564011107Surely she'd wake up when she realizes there's a penis inside of her
>>564010560I can smell the poop stained panties from here
>>564011392That's just you
>this character, despite majority opinion, is actually quite goodFor me?It's Seth.Why do you all mog him so much?
Spitting in Sunna's food before I serve it to her
I miss the city so fucking much. Suiban and Waifei are so boring. I thought about Nicole and got sad.
>>564011720you have anal worms
>>564011720I've always had a soft spot for Seth, I like dutiful and earnest characters like him. I'm hoping they make Severian synergize with him, if they don't I will be incredibly sad.
Crapping in Pan’s soup for being a dumb thigger
Damn, I'm good!
>>564011720They fucked up bad on Seth. They could've had Lucy/Seth/Pan Yinhu as the budget Astra/Yuzuha/Lucia but they cocked up Seth so fucking bad there's zero reason to use him over Lucy.
My account had Harumasa on it.Is it over for me? It the worm infection terminal? Do I need to reroll? But what happens if I get an A-rank worm or (allah forgive me) Lyacon?
>>564012017seth potential unlock: Maximum will make him relevant.
>>564011720Mostly he's just not that interesting or useful in teams, and even worse he's a chargeblade user.
If you could choose one anon to fuck, which one are you fucking
I know this won't work but it looks funny
>>564012592With or without consent from that anon?
Fags, please help me understand this 50/50 Pity shit. Explain it to me like I'm a retarded 4 year old. Correct me on how I think it works:At any given time you have 2 S-Rank Agents, 2 W-Engines for those respective agents, and then the standard banner. ANY A rank can be pulled from the Standard Banner, but only the current S-Rank and featured A-Ranks alongside those S-Ranks (as seen in the premium pull window) are able to be pulled.50/50 means if you don't get an S rank agent by the time you hit your pull limit, you have a 50% chance of pulling the banner or a 50% chance of getting a different S rank that you didn't want?If you pull an S rank BEFORE your 50/50, it "resets" and you'll likely not get what you want?I'm confused.
>>564012592me
>>564012785we aint your chatgpt bro
>>564012660a team of people that hate jane?
>>564012592>>564012660>>564012782>>564012785>>564012813Rape and eat
>>563999330Cunning Hares outpost is now level 20join up to SEGGS with Nicoleuid 511641 (NA) have /zzz/ in your signature!
>>564012887>use ai>get laughed at>dont use it>get told to use itOkay.>nya
>>564012785>ANY A rank can be pulled from the Standard Banner, but only the current S-Rank and featured A-Ranks alongside those S-Ranks (as seen in the premium pull window) are able to be pulled.No. You are just more likely to get the featured A ranks, you can still get other A rank characters on the limited banners.>50/50 means if you don't get an S rank agent by the time you hit your pull limit, you have a 50% chance of pulling the banner or a 50% chance of getting a different S rank that you didn't want?50/50 just means that when you finally pull an S rank agent, you have a 50/50 chance of it being the limited agent, or one of the shitter S rank agents from the standard banner. Once you've failed a 50/50, you are guaranteed that the next S rank you pull on the limited banners will be the featured S rank.
>>56401278550/50 triggers whenever you pull an S rank regardless of pity. if you get the non banner character than the next time you pull an S it is guaranteed to be the banner character A ranks in the premium banner are RATE UP but you can still get A ranks from the standard pool
>>564012785the 50/50 means that once you reach hard pity or get lucky and proc and S rank before that you can either get the S rank or rate up a random standard S rank. if the latter happens then you get a guarantee that you'll get the S rank on rate up next time you proc one. with A ranks it's the same thing but once every 10 pulls.
>>564012915I WANT THIS ZZZ BACKFUCK
>>564013019That now makes sense. Thank you Fairy.
>>564012785>spend pulls until you get an S-Rank, maximum 90 pulls>50/50 chance it is the one you want or a random S-Rank from the standard banner>if you fail one 50/50, the next one is guaranteed to be the one you want>spent pulls carry across banners, so if you spend 30 rolls on one banner without getting an S-Rank you'll get one on the next banner with 60 pulls>the 50/50 guarantee also carries across banners
>>564012785Almost.For limited Agents> If the last S rank you pulled from any limited banner was the banner character, your next s rank has a 50% chance to be any S rank from the standard banner or the featured Agent on the current> If you don't get them within 89 rolls, on roll 90, it will always be an s rank character> If the last S-rank you got from any limited banner was not the featured agent, you're next 2 rank is garunteed to be the banner character> Promoted A ranks can have a higher chance of appearing but can be anyone from the poolFor engines, it the same as the above except the chances are 75% in your favor instead of the 50%
>>564012782without
>>564012785You pull enough to reach pity. At that point, there's a 50% chance of you getting the banner S-Rank you want and a 50% chance of getting a generic S-Rank.If you get what you want, good. If you don't, you enter a 100% guaranteed pity zone. So if you happen to reach the pity again, you are 100% guaranteed the S-rank. Pity in most of these types of games carries over between different limited banners. So if you decide to give up on your current limited banner, then the next limited banner will 100% guarantee you get the character you want upon hitting pity.
I’m so fucking sick of taking everyone’s dick! I deserve better than to be Manato’s fuck hole. I wanna be raped by Ellen instead…. Signed, worm schizo
>>564012893I just wanted to play Cissia with Jane and found it funny nangong links them together
>>564012660I mentioned this a couple threads ago about how I was going to run this and have still yet to try it in lost void. I will also give this an attempt later on.
>>564013441t.
Putting thumbtacks into Sunna's sandwhich
It's Saturday night, where the hell are the beta leaks?
Hugo being a phantom thief means he could break into your house, jerk off on your face while you sleep, and get away with it.
Snake Cissia is a qt
>>564013759He would never do that. He breaks in to hotglue Lycaon's painting Corin made and sneaks out afterward.
>>564013632pointing out your sabotage to sunna, who sues your place of work, gets millions of dennies and you get fired and arrested for food adulteration
It's hard to see the surroundings because the camera is god awful but there is some trippy sky pieces in this game.
gigantic snecko victory
>>564006213>stop with the "getting wounded in the shoulder = death" shit.there is a major artery running through the shoulder
>>564014149Worth it. Sunna needs to be reminded that she's the worst Angel and has no fans
>>564014176I wish the hollows had more trippy shit going on. I don't think we've had anything even mildly unsettling since Pale Wasteland.
>>564014176I wish we had a full camera mode to get pics of some of the environments. Like even the view from scott outpost is cool.
>>564014245fuck out of here, Zhu Yuan ruined NEPS reputation
>>564014404you'll have to kill me for that to be a fact.
>>564007294That's a more recent thing. I think they're starting to lean more into what their higher age rating actually lets them get away with since there's very little of that pre-like 2.4. Particularly in game since at least promo videos had stuff like Anby slicing her own neck open.
>>564014149You bastard...you've ruined me...you'll pay for this
Cissia made me sign a paper and I think it was a marriage contract
>>564014531Asking for a fat cock up her ass
>>564014359I've never heard of someone bleeding out from this artery being severed, let alone dying so quickly. Isolde was apparently super corrupted and had Ether Cancer, so whatever, she was going to die anyway (but could still put up an amazing fight?) Vulture on the other hand was hardly losing any blood. Not saying it can't happen, but you only ever hear about the femoral artery causing rapid bleed outs.
I love Yuzu.
Alice is gay
>>564014798Vulture was also in a place that saps your strength and gives you cancer, in the freezing cold rain. The shock got her
>>564014798Vulture was hit by a sniper bullet that probably went straight through her and Magus is a trained soldier who thought Orphie's life was in danger. Not particularly hard to suspend disbelief she'd made sure what she thought was her one chance at stopping Isolde would be enough to put her down for good.
>Cissia got arrested for being in the wrong place at the wrong time>psychologically tortured into signing a confession>forced to wear a shock collar and gps trackerbruh, fuck New Eridu. What a shithole
I wonder if yuzuha's adopted dad can just tell the difference between chinks and japs to name them appropriately in this wacky anime world
>>564014856many are saying this
>>564015078Wait until you find out what American cops get up to
>>564014856I love her but only because she looks and acts like my sister
>>564015083Her adoptive father is an oddly heroic figureI was kind of hoping her happy little family was a ruse and he was manipulating her
>>564014798shoulder hits are not as safe as media portrays them to be anywayunless a bullet truly goes into your shoulder (like, where the joint is, not the vague top right and top left region of your biceps), yeah, you probably aren't going to die.however, these "shoulder" hits in zzz that directly go into the torso (like with isolde) are very likely to hit lungs or cause fragmentation of bone/bullet that hits lungs.
>>564014969You don't instantly die from going in a Hollow.>>564014986A bullet going straight through you does less damage than one that dumps its energy in you. That's why you use hollow points in pistols and rifles for hunting (or self defense, just illegal for military use). Trigger doesn't use a high caliber rifle. I can believe Isolde's death, not Vulture's.
>>564015201Ummmm can I get her number?
>>564015078>>564015185thats just asian law my dude, its better then letting 50 billion niggers free for being a nigger if anything Cissia gets lucky enough to be on parole
>>564015253>completely twists my statementyou're a faggot, fuck you, you're arguing in bad faith
>>564015250>bicepsmeant pecs
>>564015308hmmmmmmm..... nyo
>>564015247What's heroic about him? I've honestly forgotten most of the stuff about her family.
>>564015250Shots to the left shoulder are often even more dangerous due to proximity to the heart and the likelihood of ricochet / shrapnel. Hollow points look like car-lighter sized holes from the front but you turn the body over and there's a fist sized hole in their back and their innards are now their outers.The JFK shooting also shows how nasty a bullet's path of travel can be, and once it's inside a body all it takes is striking bone for it to start wobbling / tumbling, tearing through sinew and tissue along the way as it bounces around INSIDE your rib cage.Yeah, it's a fucking game, characters need their EPIN MONOLOGUE in anime fashion, but you have no real idea just how much internal damage is done.
>>564014856I love her sexy panties and cute feet
What do you think we will get for anniversary this year? I don't think we will get a standard selector again. I could see 2 of those tickets and 4 gold things.
>>564015476He's a kind father that takes in orphans and doesn't rape them
yuzuha will never be good because of wormano
>>564015606It'd be cool if we got that + more old agents added to the shop. Even if it means I'd have a hard time picking who to use them on cause I don't care if she's powercrept to hell and pointless now I still want Caesar
>>564015634I feel like not raping the orphans you adopt is normal rather than heroic, but then again the bar does seem to be low these days.
>>564015379>twist your statementI didn't twist your statement. You bring up Hollows sapping strength, but she died in like 2 minutes after getting hit. You can't blame the Hollow or the rain for such a quick death. Quit being a sensitive little bitch.
>>564015801Waifei aint a nice place ya dig
Your favorite agent? Completely shaved pubes. However, their leg hair is completely out of control. Completely indistinguishable from a carpet
>>564015949Cissia...
>>564015949>zhaoI would hope so
>>564015949yuzupepper this is getting out of hand.
ITS NOT FAIR WE NEED MORE PANTU
>>564015949....Aria?
>>564015859Fufu has been too slutty lately
Wise literally can't even walk near an Ethereal without dying. He's such a punk ass bitch. Every time he's in a cutscene and puts his hands up, I'm like "The fuck is he gonna do?" What is even the point of him going into Hollows?
>>564016164There is no point and neither of the siblings should be anywhere near the hollows. They should be in the fucking HDD room piloting Eous while the other sibling manages the computer systems and communications.
>>564015729I would pick Caesar or Lighter. I want the whole SoC roster.
is there an .ini config for button mapping somewhere so I can brute force this? the in-game remapper is retarded and restrictive (also tries to change 7 other binds if you remap something off the same bind as interact)
This is retarded.
>>564016164>What is even the point of him going into Hollows?There isn't one. All the stupid magic bullshit they did to move boxes and move platforms could have just been a fancy Eous upgrade.
Hmm
>>564016413I love those three.
>>564015314Before i would have called NEPS my favorite faction, followed by SoC. But after Cissia i can safely say Cissia is my favorite agent and now i dislike heavily NEPS as a faction.
>>564016360There's a trick to this but I forget what it was exactly. Try rebinding to an entirely unused button first.
>>564016413This is unironically one of the best chapters of Season 2, anon, even though it's filler.
What should I do rn
>>564017051jack off
>>564017051help me bake a cake for bibi so i can take a picture for /zzz/
>>564017051Buy $100 worth of Monochrome and pull Cissia
I've jerked off so much today I can't even get hard
what did she see?
>>564016996Ugh, I can't take all the npc's yapping for hours on end. Then they hit me with a second type of doppelganger that's an edgy, shitty recolor that speaks in a raspy voice and junk. I'll try to pay attention, but I've been hitting the skip button a lot more than in the past. Waifei is boring me to death.
>>564017106
>>564017257>>564017106Rape and eat
>>564017175Manato's the best part of 2.3
These fuckers are so lazy lol. This isn't even played as a joke or acknowledged.>thanks, Shifu>don't call me Shifu>okay ShifuAlso, I'm tired of hearing "Shifu".
>>564017534I hope you'll like hearing Xiao'[Insert Name Here] soon
>>564017175The stuff involving Yidhari is pretty much entirely forgettable, but Lucia's plot thread is sweet and the Manato stuff is cool.
>>564017634It's Xiao Gargamel or something. The brown haired girl. They acted like she hasn't been around and would be introduced later, but she's been standing in her room the entire time.
thinking about bnuuy girls
>>564014421wish the outpost sat higher up so we could see the background better
foof!
>>564017534Shifu I don't mind, because it's an honorific tied to the sect culture and the natural hierarchy of mentorship. What really bothers me is "Xiao" and how they keep using it over and over. Leaving "Xiao" in really shitty localization, like leaving "-kun" or "-chan" in would be.
Fufu OWNS this thread
>>564017175Hey man just be sure to keep the music up for this chapter
banging . . . BOOS!
>>564017787what about them are you thinking about? the puffy tail? the puffy lips? the puffy pussy?
>>564015949gameplay wise banyuewaifu wise pulchra
>>564016413this saved this patch actually, it was some pretty fun cheesy shonen kino, everything else was boring as shit.
>>564017804>>564017895Hi foofers
>>564017816Huh, the way it's used, I always figured it was a name. There are even character who are only called "Xiao". China never put anything out worth looking at, so I have zero context for their culture besides little tid bits like the Master in Kill Bill, American Dragon Jake Long, Jackie Chan, and Ip Man.
>>564018146
>>564018046The tail this time around. Truly an under appreciated aspect of bnuuy kemonomimis. Seeing bnuuies without a tail is like an angel without wings (cough cough final fantasy vieras)
>>564015949this but the opposite for astra
im trans and aria was made for my transition !
Who should be my 3rd slot for yixuan and pan if I don't have fufu?
>>564018146Hi
>>564018156"Xiao" means small, it's a diminutive modifier honorific similar to what you'd find in Japanese that implies either a (mildly but affectionately condescending) junior status or cuteness (most often for children). It's extremely unnatural to use in English, though, because English doesn't use honorifics, it uses titles. "Shifu" is a title, which is why it works better.
So do we know what 2 piece Promeia would want? Finally finished all the other prefarming so I'm gonna be farming her 4 piece until she drops but I don't know what I should be going for on the 2 piece.
>>564017804
>>564018527Americans don't fuck with male/female monikers and have a million different ways to say the same thing. It bothers the fuck out of me to hear a Japanese talking >blah blah blah COMPUTERU blah blah blah NINTENDOU SIXTY-FOURARUmother fucker just come up with the proper Japanese term.It was painful when I was in Korea as well because they have a memorizable number of words, as in you can literally learn every Korean word in existence fairly easily which is insane to me because it drastically hinders translation efforts.>"did he say he was happy or concerned?">"i dont know its hard to tell based on the inflection, he could either mean he was happy he was at the library because he said 'root' and books are 'the root of all knowledge' but he was talking to a lesser colleague so he had to use the form of guttural sound of-"Horse. Shit.
I want to legally marry Ju Fufu. Is there any way to do this? Would Hoyoverse allow it?
Is she asking to be raped wearing this!?!? What shifu wears something so skimpy?
Yuzuha: *Giggles*Yidhari: Wh-What is it...?Yuzuha: Your feet are really smelly! *Giggle*Yidhari: E-EXCUSE ME?! They are NOT!Yuzuha: Prove it, then! Let Anon smell them and be the judge!Yidhari: (Oh my God I would DIE of embarrassment if Anon knew how stinky and smelly my stinky feet were!) A-A-A-Absolutely NOT!Yuzuha: *Giggling like a succubus* Because they're super smelly!Yidhari: *Running to a bathroom because she is about to have some very sticky pants* N-N-No, that's not it! It's just creepy and weird! I-I-I-I'm leaving! (I HATE my stinky vinegary feet SO MUCH!)
>>564018896She's an endangered species
>>564019182kek I remember when this happened
where are the girl panda thirens at
I'm a male and Aria was made for bearing my children
>>564019182fvark I regret skipping yiddy now...
Belle: "Teehee Wise-Chun i ate too much again" Wise: "ZAMN YOU'RE A BBW!!!!!!!!!!!" Belle: "I'm not ugly!?" Wise: "No, I like obese whales like you because im retardedBelle: "Yay let me peg you in bed while i crush you with my fat folds"
I'm glad you asked.I will now fix Ch 2.>god bitch goku shitass ink character never arrives and saves phatheon>instead, ju fufu arrives after hearing about the famous general chop noodle shop>she is one of the last members of the yuxian whatever it's called temple and invites phatheon to help with *crisis*-Airship Nonsense Happens->pantheon is shown around by fufu>there is light hearted and very full send parodies of kung fu refernces, people commenting on the temple, and there is the spook shack stuff on the side as well as the mysterious new chemical being distributed>serious undertones are sweetened by the Kung Pow Enter The Fist Over The Top tropes happening with the temple, it's LEVITY not fucking straight faced everyone does everything super well>hollow expansion happens>grizzled and absolute jobber military force arrives>fufu unites the people to help with a militia defense with pan and co while obol squad (which is NOT made up of retards), secures the beach headThat's all you had to do.Literally just continue EVERYTHING ELSE with those changes.
>>564016861ok yeah I finessed it by doing this a couple times thanks. shit was like a puzzle game idk why only western devs have figured out non-irritating control mapping
can we get more normal fetish posting like pubes again, I don't think I like these new ones
what a garbage thread
>>564019541What chapter was this
When are we getting more wincest
>>564019729me on the left
>>5640196089/10
>>564019639What's that? You want giantessposts? Gotcha.
>>564019608I want to kiss you on the fucking mouth.
>>564016413Manato (and Spook Shack in general) were the saving grace of Waifei
>>564019608I'm with you but i want to keep Orphie and Magus.
After Shunko's magical dementia leaves her completely incapable of taking care of herself, would you help her? Would you dress her up? Would you feed her? Would you change her soiled diapers?
I haven't eaten in 48 hours would Harin be proud of me (270lbs)
>>564019656nah that's you
>>564020028No, that's what her brother is for.
>>564019729These are both women btw
>day 5 of a 1st half banner>already dropped out of top 100 apps in every country that matters>next banner is all rerunsyenless yen zero sales...
>>564019608Cinema...
guys...I REALLY like Grace...
>>564020216before anybody even asks sunna
>>564020176big dog im not saying this for the 5,000th time but waifei was a debuff ok now shoo
>>564020091No, they're both men.
>>564020236She's great and hot and single as hell.Need to try her with the updates she got still.
>have had really weird food cravings over the last 3 weeks>week 1 i DEMANDED chili dogs, like holy fuck please>week 2 i wanted sweets, not sure why, i normally dont have a sweet tooth>this week ive wanted little ceaser's pizza preferably delivered by ceaser herselfAm I......Pregante?
>>564020236love her eng va, she and astras va is great
>>564020358Post belly or fuck off
>>564020403my branded fusion... no...
>>564020358are you a girly cute pink robot? if so, yes. if not, yes. i did it in both cases
>>564020393Astra's VA does a *shit ton* of stuff on youtube with other VAs, she's very wholesome in my opinion. The fact that she has a fish as an avatar shows shhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yh4zWHvEl20e's not on that vtuber 2d bullshit.
>>564019717Mcdonalds collab
Grim tiger was sort of a turn on desu...
>>564020358last year I had a super intense craving for burgers like every day for a couple monthsthen after I recovered I had like two weeks where I really craved fried chickenalso has a ramen phase before the burger oneI'm still not showing so we're probably fine
>>564020534My fishwife
>>564020514>>564020497Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I'm a robot...
>>564020763Ellen and Cissia should have sex
>this is what yanagi fags like
>>564020358post butt
>>564020656Because she was the only character in this fucking game that had an actual arc with backstory AND motivation as well as the intelligence to pull off something she put her mind to?
>>564017816Keeping xiao and honorifics is correct
>>564020236Too bad she's still weak even with her potentials
>>564019608But I like retarded OBOL...
>>564020852Looks like gooner Baki
>>564020835But I want you to be a robot
Okay, this thing going on with Yidhari is really interesting.
We rolling?
>>564021070already rolled, just need sbilly to throw em in a team
>>564021230true
I love Venus
Why are the siblings so rude and snarky to Shepherd?
>>564021379He's a slave
>>564021349What the fuck is that?Pepperoni?Sausage?
>>564020985Wrong. Honorifics don't belong in English. Titles are acceptable.
>>564021582Cup pepperonis. Nicer tasting than regular, but even less healthy cause the oil gathers in the cup shape they take while heating up.
I love (You) xiao'anon!
>>564020503Didn't you see the new card that makes it unrespondable
>>564021582Pepperoni is a kind of sausage.
going to be a bummer if promeia ends up being S+++ tier because im skipping her
>>564020772Sounds like you might be a clone
>>564021349i can feel my arteries clogging seeing this
>>564021582>They dont have pizza in the slums of indonesiagrim
>>564021379It feels like it's supposed to imply that he's either very cold or mercenary, meaning they don't fully trust him, but Shepherd has never been anything but polite to the proxies. At worst he's advised them against taking unnecessary risks to help clients that fall outside the scope of their contract, but I wouldn't call that cold so much as cautious given his line of work.
When do we get something like this in ZZZ
>>564022062Is his official title Intelligence Broker?Maybe Phatheon doesn't really trust him, but Shepard never abandons them either. Shepard probably sees a good thing with Phatheon so rides their dick and just puts up with playful banter?
>>564021954I always ask them to do lite cheese these days because I'm too old to eat that much grease and fat anymore. That much pepperoni would probably send me into shock.
>>564022142He is their intelligence broker, yeah. Same as Venus, except Shepherd seems to work with significantly more accomplished clients on average (and therefore more demanding/risky jobs and employers) than Venus, who describes herself as mostly just helping newbie proxies find their footing.
>>564022121pretty sure zzz tried something like this once and everybody hated it
>currently doing a little experiment>alt account, totally F2P>will bum rush the MSQ, then slowly chip away at any and all content after>standard pulls and bangboo pulls are whatever there's no reason NOT toI want to see two things>1.) the current amount of premium currency a F2P will get by doing just /skip MSQ stuff>2.) the amount of side content the game offers, both for time and currencyThe goal is to hold off spending any polychrome whatsoever. My team is>neko>nicole>anby>electrobooWish me luck, I'm doing the Section 6 I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream stuff now.
>>564022121SEED did unreversible damage to this game and you can't even bother to remember her?
Are you a big fan of Dialyn?
Would Nangong let me pee on Sunna's face
Anons help me confirm/understand Cissia during stun window.The actual objective is to1. Gather as many Venom points as possible2. Then Detonate all of it in the last 3 seconds with a single Serpentine ShadowIs this correctly understood?
>anby is left of nicole on the party setup (L1)>press L1 normally as nicole>switch to anby>press L1 as nicole when fighting certain mobs>billy comes out??? what explains this. I'm not just pressing the wrong button I've deliberately done it ten times now to check my buttons weren't fucked
>>564023053Same thing happens to me, I think it has to do with how quickly you swap.
>>564023053>L1... I guess you mean parry? (not a controller player)It's because only ranged chars can dodge moves that you can't parry, so instead of switching to your parry assist, it switches to your evade assist.Either that or your other character is locked in a move they can't switch of, like if you try to switch too fast and they're still doing their assist counter.
>>564023053it's either an attack that can only be evasive assisted so only Billy can come out or you're doing it too fast so Anby is on cooldown.
>>564022989Assuming you're talking about partnering with Seed yeah pretty much. It's not difficult to fit within 3 seconds though Cissia's moves are pretty quick and she quickswaps out of all the important ones.
>>564012963did you miss the part where we told you not to ask this place for advice
>>564023351>Assuming you're talking about partnering with SeedNo I'm talking about stun window, so it's Qingyi with Cissia as main damage bust.
>>563999330Cissia is almost entirely a brick, only useful from a gameplay perspective for my SEED. You pull her for waifu reasons first and gameplay reasons second and only if you need her for SEED.With that in mind I literally dropped 80 fucking pulls on her and lost the 50/50, pulling her solely for those reasons. Then in desperation I then spent ANOTHER 30~ pulls on her hoping to get lucky. My last 30 pulls. I STILL didn't fucking get her. And she released right before 3.0. A new fucking story iteration patch. She has basically singlehandedly bricked my account. Because of their yellow kike bullshit catching up with me, I should honestly just say "it was a good run" and fucking uninstall. I mean, I couldn't give less of a fuck about S rank Billy (I think if you do you're a fucking weirdo, the character is a funny meme at most, do you also basedface over Deadpool?) and Promeia isn't super interesting either. And that new winged girl's design is so forgettable I regularly fail to remember she exists.Any brief weakness on my part making me wonder if I should spend real money afterall is immediately washed away with cold water the moment I see the "exchange rate"; how much a 10 pull costs in real money. Anyone who would pay that IS subhuman or so obscenely well off or frivolous with their money that honestly I start to sympathize with the idea of killing the rich and feeding them to third world africans.
>>564023735I'm going to just tell you to take a break from the game since you're saying you aren't interested in upcoming content.Just log in once a week, post commissions, and work towards BIS discs or whatever until something you want re-runs or rolls around.
Why does Sara always sound like she's bullshitting? Does she believe in this Exaltist stuff or what? I feel like she's playing some 5D chess and has some kind of other motive.
>>564023938>I'm going to just tell you to take a break from the gameI did that for the entirety of the Angels of Delusion patch because I didn't want any of them enough to pull, with the key difference being I just didn't even log in once the whole time and now I'm paying for it.Even then, call it "greedy" but I expected my F2P luck up to now to pull through and get me Cissia in a reasonable amount of pulls. I have a higher 50/50 win rate than most. If my 50/50 rate was like this all the time, if it was actually 50/50 and not more like 70 or 65, I wouldn't have played past the first banner.
>>564024169I feel you.I deliberately waited and thought I would get Seed literally on my first 10 pull. I spent money I didn't have, and ended up having to sell personal items that I had an attachment to at bottom dollar price to fucking pawn shops and shitty facebook market fags just to stay positive with my bank.It's okay to just not play.I know it's not the answer you want, just my 2c.
>>564021792If God wanted us to eat healthy, He would make stuff like grease taste like shit.
>>564024469Exactly.And if big dicks mattered then the small dick gene would have died off a thousand years ago.
>>564024141>feel like she's playing some 5D chess and has some kind of other motive.shes dead niggaits nice that you are trying to use your delusions to make her out to be more interesting than she actually is but the reality is she was a terribly written character and the devs completely fumbled her
>>564024169>>564024326>Pulling Seed and skipping 3 FUCKING MONTHS of dailies ruined their lives LOL LOL LOL IM FEEDING ON YOUR SUFFERING
>>564024326you are mentally ill
>>564023735I pulled her for fun gameplay with Seed, but I feel bad to replace Neko
Thoughts on the doggo?
>>564024520The small dick gene is around for the same reason short people still are. Communal living, a general even split amongst the sexes, people no longer killing each other for mates like animals, low mobility, ease of providing for a family, and the general divvying up of resources, women included, meant unless you were dying in a war or something, you got a wife. Even if you were The shortest, littlest dicked man in the village, you'd still get the leftover women.
>>564024169you are also mentally ill
>>564024768Where is my leftover woman...
>>564024628>killing the hottest bitch in the game>throwing in some anti theist Commie bullshit on top I will never not hate China.
>>564024169>>564024326stop playing gacha you two are not mentally fit for it
>>564024641Live and learn, anon.Easy come, easy go.
>>564023053my main gripe about combat still is the retarded switch order shitreally wish I could just swap to each character with a specific buttonall the worse when some characters specifically swap in reverse but EVEN more annoying when it's only on certain attacks PULCHRAI still love you though
>>564024936don't discourage them they're the ones who fund our hobbies
>>564024936I agree.One purchase games are the way to go.
she's so cool bros
>>564024848Well, that's the thing, lil bro, because we no longer have close knit communities, have mobility enough for women to be flown out to the other side of the country, can no longer support families on a layman's work, and women no longer need the support of a man to exist and they delude themselves into thinking they're happy slaving away for corporations because they can go out and PARTY!!! instead of doing housework for a loving family, the lower rungs of males don't get anything. Well, unless a woman realizes she can't compete with younger women, so she settles down with little dick short "king" when she's 40.
>>564025035have a little mercy, we already bilked them out of their savings it's time to let them die in peace
Touch FuFuTail anons, can you help me clear the 3 Jester commissions for me?I completely forgot to create the 7 expert commisions I had available, now it's the last day.You can use the Filtering options to find my 3 commisions.
>>564025095Her move set sucks dick.
Fufu lit me on fire
>>563999330and slopped lole
>>564024628what is this MCU slop
>>564024936Let's not go on about WHO tried to PULL WHO, anon.
>>564017150everything
>>564024326I get the feeling you get taken advantage of on the regular and are quite impulsivejust a guess
>>564025929It's extreme discipline with short bursts of manic idgaf drunken nights.
>>564025217they chose to ignore our kind words of wisdom. their wasted lives will be used to enrich the lives of the deserving.
>>564025035>>564024936I don't get how this is addressed at me; I'm not spending money and considering simply quitting instead of persisting in a doomed state.
>>564024628IF they had shown that Sara was some sort of "perfect" sacrifice, as in she was the most devout priestess and thus was gifted beyond measure which manifested in ultimate power in gradual steps that would have been the way to go.
>>564024882>skydaddy believer in 2026Embarrassing
>>564026123Your luck mindset makes me hate you, and you aren't a strong enough soldier to log in daily so that's right you get included with the guy that ruined his life to pull for SEED
>>564026298>skydaddyReddit is that way, hombre. --->
I would simply log on during banners I am uninterested in rolling on to continue acquiring poly.
>>564026123we have transcended money here
>>564026461>getting this butthurt about religion on a gambling board
Here is your maid!Questions?
Can someone please lend a hand with my commissions? I have the Nekomata profile pic >nya!
>>564026774Gonna have to use better bait than "lol u mad".
>>564026848WHICH OUTPOST YOU DUMB FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT YOU BASTARD YOU MOTHERFUCKER FUCK FUCK KILL NEKOMATA KILL NEKOMATA KILL NEKOMATA
>>564000078Is this a tier list based on the quality of posters posting those characters? What atrocities have the Zhu Yuan posters committed in my absence?
>Being religious>in 2025+1Yeah okay>>564026885Calm down bwo
>>564025758Consequences of Miyabi
>>564025758>MCUThat's anime bro
>>564026936Cute outfit but she would never be proud or happy about being working for neps
>>564026885I joined all the outposts that had room, I really wish outpost leaders would clear out their 100/100 outposts of people who haven't been on longer than 3w
>>564026921FUCK YOU SHIFU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU DIE DIE DIE ORA ORA ORA ORA
>wormano>saving graceyou have AIDS
>>564027217This is how Shifu vs Eous would go down
so should ZZZ become more silly like BA or try to go back to being serious
During Yhidari's plot in the main story, did anyone else have her vibrating on screen during cutscenes?
>>564027410It needs to balance the two. Have Billy slapping his ass but also have Cissia waking up in a pool of blood as a Sweeper stares her down.
>>564026885Not him, but TouchFuFuTail has some Exoert mat Jester missions that needs to be cleared.
>>564027410The balance they have right now is fine.
>>564021230>Wise>Badasshuh?
>>564026461>>564026870New Eridu is an atheist utopia, the religious nutjobs are the ones ruining the city and killing people. ZZZ has always been atheist propaganda.
>>564027410I didn't play too terribly much of Blue Archive, but from what I could tell, the story actually could get really dark and mature at times, it's just most of the day to day stuff is really cutesy. I think that's basically how ZZZ is. If anything, BA is darker given how ZZZ treats the ever impending extinction of humanity, organ harvesting, death cults, and Raiders who kill on sight.
>>5640274102.7 had, imo anyway, a perfect balance between the two. The villain was intimidating and scary as fuck, but was also stupid and a buffoon. A crazy murderous dangerous violent buffoon, but an idiot nonetheless. People complained about tragic backstories throughout season 2, but I haven't seen anyone complain about Cissia's. And I think that's because it was quick, tied into the current villain who you already know is scary, and the rest of the chapter had a lot of humor so it didn't feel overly heavy.They'll probably fuck up the balance a couple times, but if they aim for what 2.7 achieved I think that's best.
>>564027410less worms,
>>5640276872.7 was a return to form.I have no idea why the CCP pressured them so much to make not one but 3 do-no-wrong characters at once.
>>564026929>blaming Miyabi for a retarded chink pandering BEAM CLASH (but with swords) while rambling about the power of friendship and pulling your own bootstraps>when Miyabi showed up after everyone else fought for her and 1 tapped Bringer and cut a hole in Hollow Zero with flashing frames of her mother dying>and then the "credits" played that could have and should have ended the game foreverthe two are not comparable at all, Miyabi is the best girl in the entire game with the best and most natural conclusion without insane cringe over the top fanfare just slick and meaningful peak anime style aesthetics while Shungite is wuxia marvel slop because chinks love wuxia and capeshit
>>564027642I mean, I get that it would be considering it came from China which is extremely hostile towards religion, I mean, you gotta suck the dick of the government right? It's just "We never needed gods" is so on the nose. And the line "we only needed our own hands to lift each other up" is so blatantly Commie bullshit. If humanity didn't need the concept of God/gods, we wouldn't have invented them across every civilization in isolation. A quest for answers and meaning, something to cling on to in turbulent times, a higher ideal to aspire towards, even just something to explain the unexplainable. I'm a Christian, but I respect the general idea of other cultures and people around the world searching for their own answers and creating their own rocks.
>>564028042Rape and eat. Brutally.
>>564028042Rape and eat in the sky
>>564028042Rape and eat alive
>>564027687IMO length is one of 2.7's biggest assets. All throughout season 2 they kept elongating and stretching out stories that didn't need to be as long as they were, culminating in the fuckin 8 hour monstrosity that is 2.5. 2.6 was a huge improvement, but definitely could have trimmed a bit more off and 2.7 is pretty close to the perfect length.
they really should stick with this formula for pandering
>>564028042vivian's powerful braps
Fuuuuck bros I wanna lick Flora's delicious pristine feet so damn badly FUCK!
>>564028270Damn those nails are more detailed than I thought. Is that actually in game?
>>564028241I like hags.
>>564027042Calling the MCU anime is an insult to the quality of anime.
>>564028361No I'm saying beam clashes while spouting the power of friendship is anime fare, not MCU styled.
>>564028270Your gripper propaganda will not make me roll on an old character. Cissia can manage on her own.
>>564028270i cant believe these are the toes that make anons ruin their lives and go into debt
>>564028361but, the MCU stories made by japs to make anime were pretty swag
>>564028007Humanity didn’t invent gods because they’re real or necessary. They invented them because reality is hard. Religion has always been a coping mechanism for the crazy shit that has happened in history. Outsourcing human truth and meaning to some unknown "god" and thousand year old books is just cucked.
>>564028484I pulled Seed because I am a foot enjoyer. She became my favorite agent because of her agent story though.
I'm secretly dating Alice
I thought I was having sex with Ju Fufu but it turned out to be Aria using a hologram again!!! Fuck!!!! My life is ruined!!!!
>>564028702Yuzuha, it isn't a secret. We all know.
wait, so Shining Aria is best disc set for Grace now?
Which zenless zone zero female would livestream womb asmr on their youtube account? Hard mode: Don't say Nicole
>>564028565Humans need something higher to believe in. If it isn't God, it's organizations, or the state. God is absolutely necessary, people just don't recognize what "God" is and only think of the concept in a religious lens. Just look at Communists regimes of the past and how they venerated their ideals like gospel, their leaders like walking Gods who were infallible and unquestionable. Religion is partially a coping mechanism, but it also serves as a way to focus one's life amidst an uncaring universe. When you achieve our level of intelligence, you start asking questions that can't be proven with science. In the desperation for answers, you invent them yourself, for good or bad. >cuckedQuit acting like a gen alpha child.
>>564028817Anby.Nicole told her to.
COCKTAILSMIXERSICE
>>564028934THE DICKS ARE REAL NICE
>>564028859>Humans need something higher to believe inwhy can't they just believe in themselves?
>>564028921Nicole wouldn't even do this. She would fake it and play audio of someone else's ASMR while pretending she's doing it.
>>564028565The universe is indifferent to our suffering. Anyone that tells you differently is retarded or trying to sell you something.
>>564028817what the fuck is womb asmr
>>564028339Her toes are THAT pristine. I love them so much, just like I love Flora.>>564028698Literally same. Though my favorite is still Anby I rolled for her because I loved her feet, and her character story was one of my absolute favorites that I decided to get her engine also. She's a wonderful character and it's sad she gets probably the most hate out of any girl character.
>>564028817
>>564028972They're herpes, you can't deny!
>>564028339
>>564029051We are the only thing in the universe. The universe cannot be indifferent because we are the universe. Also using that same logic, I'm exploding your womb with my beliefs.
>section six struggling against bringer>victoria housekeeping shows up and FUCKING JOBSWhy is Lycoan the most versatile agent available? The guy can do everything from act as an intermediary to the mayor, do odd jobs, maintain an IN-HOLLOW hotel, fly a fucking airship, activate wolf man power to scale a tower, and fight the head of pubsec?
>>564029061women sticking a mic up their vagina. previously it was just recreating the sounds of the womb without actually sticking a mic in but it was a recent hot topic on sns so women actually started putting mics in their vaghttps://www.youtube.com/live/JoVAX5w9AYU
>>564027410>or try to go back to being seriousWhen it tries being serious we get >>564024628I'll happily slurp the comedy slop forever if it means never having to witness cringe of that level again
>>564029103>that sister
>>564028859Just say you want a master. Don't pretend you've discovered a law of human nature.
>>564029249Jewish
>>564029240>we are the only thing in the universeThe fuck does that mean?
>>564029374If you have to ask..........
>>564028978Because we aren't the center of the universe. Once people recognize how vast it is, how empty it is, we have to wonder about our own existence, our place in it, and the wonders we see around us. God is the first step on the path to understanding the universe. Science is the second. Yet, as we learn more, we find out we know so little. That leads us back to the same place we were. Man can never hope to understand everything, chief among them, himself. Through science and philosophy, we find God, through God, we find science and philosophy.
>I'm new don't fucking @ me>get ben bigger for free, actually have his weapon too>he's a bear>bears are stronk>try him out>he does negative damageWHY
dont care about Goddont care about higher entitiesdont care about westfaggots getting murdered by browns and blacks, although it puts a smile on my face every time I see the newsjust want worms out of my game
The Milky Way galaxy sucks ass, we are the only planet with life and no I don’t count “HECKIN GERMS”
>>564029215Like obviously Seed is barefoot so that's going to appeal to a certain group on its own, but seeing those feet and comparing her to like, the visible toes on Nangong or the summer outfits and there's a ridiculous difference in detail lol.
>>564029518Dayum basedddd
>>564029326I don't want one, I have one, and His existence, or even the concept of it, is something humans have hungered for for eons. Take humans, drop them on a planet that can sustain them without any cultural ties, and you'll eventually find them worshipping God or something else greater than themselves. Don't act like you yourself know everything when you spit in the face of all of human history, nu-male.
>>564029509Please do not racially stereotype the bears in New Eridu.
>>564029518You are brown and a closeted homosexual, you will never be white, you will never have an all female game, you will never have a father proud of you.
>>564029467Stephen Hawking once said"Anything that happened before the Big Bang could not affect what happened afterwards."Whatever existed before "time" is so unspeakably wild and difficult to comprehend that our little monkey brains probably can't understand it.Thus, I will concede that I cannot explain the ""cause"" of me experiencing what I am BEFORE the Big Bang. But science has been able to, in exact detail, describe how I am experiencing what I am sensing for all my life.If there is """""God""""" it exists before the Big Bang. Anyone that tries to postulate otherwise is an idiot or selling something.Zenless Zone Zero
>>564029509He's a Defense agent lol. He's there to take hits. The other bear is a little better offensively, but not much since he's played as a support.He is DRIPPED out though.
>>564029756>>564029756>>564029756
>>564029668not brown dont wanna be a whitoid, glad im not born as oneyou have AIDS
>>564029681Show me the scientific explanation for consciousness and the self within a body made of basic elements and compounds. That is our most important part, yet it is entirely beyond our understanding. Where does individuality come from?
>>564028859>>564029467>>564029604Any religion with a magical lava lake where nonbelievers die is evil. Simple as.
>>564029467Dont you think god asks those same questions to himself too? And if he doesnt, why cant we do the same?>inb4 special pleading
>>564029874I'm personally of the belief that Hell isn't real, at least in the way it's portrayed. Infinite punishment for finite crimes is unjust, and no just God would ever punish creatures He loves in such a way. Though, even if it was as real as depicted, tough shit, nigger. >>564030114If God made this universe and all the myriad systems within that work flawlessly, how on Earth could I begin to understand His intelligence? It's curious to say the least, but ultimately beyond our abilities.
>>564029570I LOVE being pandered to. The level of detail in her feet is amazing. They look way better than any other feet in any mihoyo game. Yunli's feet and Nilou's feet are nothing compared to Flora's feet.They really should've just toned down the feetservice in her trailers since not everyone likes feet. No hope helping the robofags who for some reason are scared of a cute feet girl coming with their mech.
>>564030198You only go to Hell if you openly and knowingly reject God, Hell is the absence of God not a firey lake of lava and pain like retards keep preaching
>>564030416Ah, I see. That makes more sense. I've heard interpretations that the fire was metaphorical and that it's really the knowledge of how much you lost, the goodness, the light, etc, that gives you pain likened to a lake of fire. I can imagine that if you found yourself in a dark void away from His light, unable to die as the spirit is indestructible, you'd eventually be overcome with regret as you wander about an endless abyss.
>>564030198>if god made the universe>if>no god was just there all along btw>the universe couldnt have been there all along no sireeTrue fideism is so 90s i recommend just sticking to tradition you'll have more traction there
>>564027217bwo you scared me!
>>564030592AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>564030567Hey, none of us really know. I use "if" in acknowledgment of that. I have faith that God exists, but knowledge? Impossible, no matter what you say otherwise. I believe and hope my God exists. >universe having been there all alongEverything material has a beginning and end.
>>564030565YesJesus experienced this firsthand
>>564030684>material ends>spirit doesnt>why>because i said soThere is nothing illogical in saying the material world has no end or that having no end also implies no beginning therefore no prime mover
I hope I can go to New Eridu when I die
>>564030751Oooooh, I really should read the Bible. I find that when I think about the nature of faith and life, I actually come across things already taught by the Word. It fits so well into the puzzle of life. I am a sorry excuse for a son, but one day, I hope to see myself a true faithful.>>564030962>matter cannot be created or destroyed>why>uuuuuuuhhhh....Same deal. The soul is a fundamental block of the universe, as is the spiritual. How it came to be? Why it can never be destroyed? Who knows?
>>564031061Each is called to serve God in their own way. Don't beat yourself up about it, just do your best
>>564031061>so why need to posit the spirit then when the material could just easily he eternal?>uhhhhhYeah occam's razor is new to you i can tell
>>564031267I don't have all the answers. Don't forget to capitalize your "I's" and don't drop your periods.
>>564030216The issue isn't that she came with the robot, the issue is that the robot was fucking dead.
>>564015078They gave her a job for being in a wrong place
