Previous: >>564022859>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Nishino Flower (3*), Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Daiwa Scarlet (Power), SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT), SR Sweep Tosho (Wit)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event, Racing Carnival>Schedule04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Lucky Lilac (3*), SSR Aston Machan, SR Hishi AmazonNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
Ai komming!
Digitan LOVE
i just found out that uma musume arent virgins. not sure how i feel about this...
Why is this game so bleak? Every trainee swears by carpet, which means they will all grow up to be quirky wine aunts in a dead bedroom lesbos situationship with 12cats as child replacement. That literally breaks my heart.
>>564038350Not all of us have the misfortune of curren being our waifu
>>564038350sorry lil bwo. u should have become a torena yourself
>>564038350>>564038393
>>564038393posted it again award
>>564038350That's just your oshi Currenbro
her growths are nice but I have no greens...might have to do normal mcqueen instead
>>564038449i dont understand
>>564038350Laisu Suzuka and Machan are
>>564038271I'll fuck Maya because she didnt took the clot shot. Our babies will be healthy.
I hope you are ready for next weekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Benf7ldoqg8
>>564038525suzuka had another trainer... used goods...
>>564038515Behind every baitpost is Oguri that wants to eat all (you)r (you)s
post something sleepy
>>564038683*posts selfie*
>>564038683who's the father (female)?
>>564038734you
>>564038683
Man the Kikuka Sho is so bullshit in MANT. I've lost all my clocks on it even with 450 Stam and a white recovery
>>564038540You don't care about your children looking like this?
67
i feel too lazy to do anything right now
>>564038659Laisu acting like she didn't paralyze a man from the waist down
>>564038863I look like this
>>564038350urara chads won
the umamusume only likes men with unvaxxed sperm
>>564038575the HERO of the satono clan
>>564038880Whats your speed stat, maybe its too low, if you are already low before summer and have bad summer, fall races can fuck you up especially mile ch
>>564038350Are you telling me you wouldn't have sex with oguris mom
women have high standards. what makes you think you have a chance with an uma? Especially a G1 winner? You have to be at least 190cm/6'5
>Maya is bustier than Suzuka and Mcqueen
>>564039040Sorry but I had to protect myself from rabies after a passionate night with Stinko
>>564038996sundays are for being lazy
>>564039180Sunday love!
The black stockings, shorts, and hair combo is so sexy.
>>564039341raisu should have bloomers for being an honorary filly
front runner gawds
*gulp*
Pokke's movie was very pretty on the big screen
Where is Rudolf's 2nd alt Cygames? It better be a limited busted uma like Orfevre
>>564039478>Kitalol
For my first farmed parents should I settle with 3 on blue or pink and whatever whites, or are whites more important sparks?
Good morning bros
>>564039175>what makes you think you have a chance with an uma?I can cook... sorta. Maybe one could take me out of pity
>>564039141No it was just cause my Rival had a Gold recovery and a lot of Stam
rudolfsthighs.webm
YOU PEOPLE DON'T CARE ABOUT KEIBA AT ALL. YOU JUST CARE ABOUT BIG TITS!
>>564039175>t. coal city
>>564039707Good morning!
My wife and my wife's daughter
>>564039708creek's not gonna goo goo babies with you lil bwo
marvelous tits
>>564039807>JPniggers trying to convert uma players to irl gambling degenerate
guaranteed leplies
Apparently Lovcen also lost a horseshoe at the start of the race but still won while front running unplanned and also setting a new track record at the same time, wewhttps://x.com/cocoarini/status/2045778196222865633
i think its important to like big tits because women think thats important. just so your daughter can have big tits and be happy even though flat is justice
musume: pretty
>>564039810Good morning!
>>564039341Manhattan cafe is just emo rice shower
>>564039952/our/ horse is so cool
>>564039972My wife shall be endowed with big, succulent breasts, so my daughter will be able to inherit themIf she somehow doesn't, it's up to me to impregnate her to fix the problem as any loving, responsible father would
Is Gentildonna gentle?
Has ANY uma in ANY context expressed ANY interest in COCK? THOUGHT SO! The cast is 100% gay unless your media literacy is ZERO
>>564040064cvrrect
Bait too obvious. Not even worth a (You)Shame on you
>>564040067Don't worry about it
>>564039952>Satono Reve lost a horse shoe mid race and still won and set a new track record>Lovcen lost a horse shoe mid race and still won and set a new track record while front runningTabarubros, our cope….
>>564040067no, she is gentile
>>564040067Occasionally. After pushing you to your limits all day she will sex and then cuddle you. The afterglow is intoxicating.
>>564040092You can just ask for (you)s, no need to cast bait of such low quality
>level 4 wit before first summer without any bought upgrades>now this
>>564040245Sorry bro, your run is doomed
>>564039175>6'5"None of them can even KISS a man that tall though. Akebono's the only one to do it on her tip toes.Anyways, taking your premise more seriously, my 6'3" fatass ain't going to get much. I'm an alright programmer who mostly specialized in old ass machines, but not really a good mathematician, and that's basically the peak of my skill. My communication skills are garbage, my jokes are really dry, my puns MAYBE could get Symboli Rudolf to chuckle if nothing else, I have a wide but shallow level of knowledge about computing history and internet history, I can design circuits but I'm not very good at it...In short: I don't think I'm getting an uma. I can't even see one hanging around me as a friend, to be honest.
>>564040245wow
I have 3 rainbow crystals now, and I have no idea what to use them onNo, I don't want any tips on what to use it onThank you for your attention
>>564039175i won the dahby
>>564039869What's the point of living then
>>564040538Three?
>eats your image slot
>>564040538ok
>>564040615Actually it is almost threeThank you for the correction
Standards are a lie invented by Hollywood and scammers to sell you brand clothing, cheap movies and retarded online coursesWomen LITERALLY don't know what they want Exploit that to land a girl or a hole or whatever you wantOf course this requires patience you not being an absolute social retard, which considering the state of this board is already a lost cause
>>564040538Apparently they should be reserved for massively important speed cards than need MLB ASAP, like Tachyon and then Speed Condor Pasa
>tfw last two days of event I was with no internet nor mobile data>Tried to speedrun a career on the last 40 minutes of the event but it ended up minutes before I finishedI missed the diamond crystal and the 500 carats...
these are some insane stats wow I'm committing to mcqueen now2360sp (bought moxie)
>>564040615Game is so dead, nobody wants to play and talk about anything and he just spams and wants some (You)s
>>564040770oh I thought you're doing anime versionmaybe I should do front makween too
>>564040791>global is finally entering its comfy arcGreat
>>564040862spring runner green is too good for gw purposesshe's fun to train I recommendwit growth...
(you) this (you) that How about (you) get some bitches?
>>564040869
>>564040930time to go back to my roots then for cm13, mcqueen was my first 3* selector choice too
Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
>>564040869Maybe its true some anon posted months ago that this general could be real slow when June comes around.Any other whales wants to step up and save /uma/? Can you post id and open some space for refugees?
Vodka is the coolest and big G1 winner and the champion
>>564041076U ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma
>>564041027omg sameI had just started the game and I knew absolutely nothing but she looked the prettiest so I kinda HAD to redeem her
>>564040869>>564041076>>564041170
>>564041195I was going mostly from the s1-s2 anime vibes who I wanted to pick back in the day..... I got spooked by mcqueen again later on too so I can almost 5 star her actually
uh oh dead thread
>>564041317Hey at least were not Chaos Zero Nightmare levels of dead
>>564041317Bwo, we're sleepy, don't you see the images, pay attention.
>>564041364qrd?
>>564041271you were there before it became a fad...I kneel
>>564041415I STILL remember theno oguri as your first selector = brick comments
>>564041404Before the half anni stream their past few threads are already like 3-5 days old. Its getting moldy.
>>564041092everyone says this
I'm glad you guys don't have lewd thoughts about your uma trainees, as it's immoral and wrong. Human torenas should stick to copulating with other human torenas.
I want to fuck Digitan
>>564041465killing all metafags IMMEDIATELY
>>564041515>be Rudolf’s trainer >make a comment about going out with Riko >Rudolf overhears>I get thrown atop of her desk and amazon pressed until I climax >Rudolf says I’m now used goods but she will take responsibility
>>564041659This is the burden we trainers carry
>>564041659Rudolf wouldn't do that...
>>564041770I sleep like this.
>>564041195
I hate Cygames for not implementing spark reroll for MANT, it's torture to make an affinity max Maruzensky
>>564041581that's decided then I'm gonna try doing makween front aswell
>>564041659Can y'all stop implying that obvious gay characters are straight? Thanks
>>564041830Didnt people say month 1 of MANT will have a daily spark reroll for free since JP got that (or so they claimed)Wtf was that a gaslight?
>>564041936you should post this at 6:07 in your timezone every day.
>>564041850so frickin' zased...>>564041807literally WHAT
>>564041893were these "people" oguri posters perchance
>>564042013I dont think so since I just skip the posts with Oguri
>>564041986>the cute belly button peek........
>unlimited impact>it ends
>>564041984least subtle doxxing method
Me with Tachyon
>>564041789Symboli Rudolf is the Emperor. Whatever she wants, she takes. You think a human could stop her?
>>564042103
>>564042084Well, I hope the song left a Deep Impact on fans at least.
>>564042103Dickanon mogs that penis
>>564042103>ooc proportions >sex anatomy is mid Why post this?
erotic stallion x mare
>>564042074would smooch
>>564042103beautiful hand drawn art. sovl
back to our regularly scheduled gayposting
im thinking of genning some high quality nishino art. i think theres too little floating around on the internet
why does trackblazer rng make me madder than unity cup/ura finals rnglike i never raged at bad rainbows/lack of rainbows before but now im so fucking pissed if the shop gives me garbage or i lose races
UWAAAAAA
>>564042313would poke and lick
>>564042494cuz the run is mostly if you have a good summer and losing races actually burns your clocks when we're barely 1 month into tb
When does the current event end? How long do i have? I've been flatlining for a while ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )
>>564042086>timezone is a doxxyou have never looked at the time zone map in your life have you?
>>564042572what, it ended
>>564042554maybe even tongue...
>>564042613gay
>>564042631Oh... Oops .·´¯`(><)´¯`·.
>>564042494because it takes so long and is a huge waste of time when shit hits the fan
>>564042710and blow raspberries!!
>>564042494because you've lost 1 hour instead of 15 minutes
>>564042849Why is everyone sleepy...
>>564042828pffff, silly
>>564042998
>>564042553
Wait they finally added Admire Groove?
>>564043002it would be too fun to do don't blame me....
>>564043132tomorrow
>>564043132yeah, no one expected it
>>564043187Umazing!
>>564043134I'm all for having fun, so I encourage it, even
I see we are tummyposting
Viable?
>>564043283>I'm all for having funtoo based.....
why are we so especially dead today
>>564042270This face Nishino makes is so good. I can work with this.
>>564043456everyone crashed after satsuki sho
>>564043341cute
>>564043443too much of a witlet I'm afraid
>>564040007Cafe is gothRice is gothic lolitaCurren is Hot Topic
>>564043456Lovcen going nige made everyone explode
I have a plan to save Global by dropping Axis on Earth, anyone volunteering to help?
>>564043456>Satsuki sho had everyone stay up/wake up early >currently 3/6am >why thread dead Why indeed
>>564043448there would be no point otherwise, right?
>>564042613plot twist: He's from Greenland or Alaska or Kamchatka
>>564043568I'm still trying to catch my breath.
>>564043717absolutely right, without the spice of variety it wouldn't be as fun too
>>564042510Doto wife
>>564043456We've always been somehow dead during SEAhours
>>564043623why does cygames shill mr c b so much
#freeshakur
https://x.com/Kalyosha_kemgam/status/2045719420258201622 Doto looks so rough...
Huh that's bretty decent
Repopulate the countryside with your Trainee, state mandated triple children, all expenses will be paid by the uma government.
>>564043891pretty usable if subparents are good
>>564043891>only groundwork sparkbare minimum...
>>564043893holy shit Tarumae anon??? now that is an oldfag, one of few last old vanguard... are you back for Admire Groove?
>>564043893I'll take yeppers thanks
I never finished my career yesterday and did not get the final 500 carats from the eventthat is how little i care for MANTB
why are we posting like we are on jp
I am forever grateful for Rice Shower for helping me come out as a woman
honse
>>564044071i thought jp was in the globe gwo...
>>564043963I had like 12 other skills and she was SS, nigger game, fuck spark farming
>>564044103acute a cute
>>564043789for suuuure
>>564043893remember that umas don’t go through menopause so they can keep having kids well into old age
>>564044151This must be record for least amount of whites on a Trackblazer parent
>>564044163Bakushin would be a HORRIBLE mother
>>564044217rude
>>564044217How would the fastest sprinter be a bad mother?
when are we getting this honse
>>564044217thankfully she is a lesbian
>>564043891EXPLODE
>>564044268after AAAARRRRGGGHHH
>>564044047What carat What eventIm just burnout right now, I havent touched the game for 3D
>>564044412story event1 mil event points
>>564044208Nyooo that would be this one
>>564038350Not all umas.
>>564044159cute makween posting..... and I just woke up recently too
>>564044268>pronounced, Potatoes
>>564043893Alright, send Creek over asap and we'll take care of the population problem.
>>564044502oop meant SS parent
>>564044442Oh that, guess whatever. I just need some good break from this game. I think I did 600k there.
>>564044603What are the percent chances on SS rank for spark inheritance anyways?
>>564038350Even Nishino?
>>564044208Fuck this game.
>>564044217I can compensate by being a good father
>>564044715i dug deep into the game files to find the 3d model of their hymens. its missing on ALL the uma musumes.
>>564044658I get youthis scenario sucks ass
>>564044671Probably the same as any other rank but it looks funnier on an SS rank like >>564044725
>got fast learner junior year>dreadful dual summer trainingOwari da
>>564044725JESAS
>>564044773I took them
I love having sex with other trainers' trainees.
>>564044725Rice...
>>564044928you wouldn't do that...
>>564044928Trainees wouldn't do this.
>>564044217She'll be fine, she gets more normal after North Flight is added to the game.
>>564044548I'm sure our runs will be blessed now!
>>564045107I would argue that Bakushin is the most annoying in North Flight's career story, but that might be just how I felt
spotted in the wild
>>564045097
>>564045120I definitely should start cm13 runs now and just cope with whatever I have for 12, I really do want that med S on atleast my SMaruand this time I need to actually run creek too, dunno if creek and riko is too overkill
>>564045321Hey, that's me :333
I love having sex with other trainees' trainers
>>564045321Anyone in /uma/ can beat seriruYou cant beat VF you too scared lmao.
>>564045441*gasp* You wouldnt!
they call it the worst shop in the west
>>564045321Can someone explain who this is for someone who isn't terminally online?
I am pretty certain that the low quality bait posts are also made by VF discord raiders.
>>564045321Is that even him
>>564045482At least the hammer isn't a coaching horn
>>564045519it's him, I joined one of the cm12 rooms he made >>563808929
>17 years old
>>564045346creek and riko is perfect if you have no stam growthor sr cafe if you're broke like me with 2lb riko
>>564045572>>564045321>UGSome big time eceleb whale?
>>564045508retarded college dropout sloptuber
I humbly request an umawife
>>564045508hes one of the shitposters in this general. part of the rebricked club
Inform me about this dork.
>>564045668I was probably gonna borrow riko because mine's only lb1 myself..... but then I wouldn't have any good golds
sir we are close to the end of her banner... we need to fire up the propaganda
>>564045886dog
>>564045886idk but she probably sucks since i've never seen her in CM and the only time I've seen her posted is when someone larps about sucking cock
I wish McQueen anon held hands with me, and we kissed and felt each other's passion, as my cock hardened against their leg they'd blush and get shy....
>>564046004yamete.....
>>564046004(you)
>>564045927Everyone already pulled bro
>>564045927
>>564045927>pulling for parentsshant
>>564045927Everyone already came inside her
>>564046004bwo...
>>564045886DOG
>>564045927We all have our own Nishino.
>>564045615>17 years old
>>564046060too big
>>564045927I already have her though
I already KNOW I will not get gw in next april
>narita brian
>>564045892then cafe is perfect! at least if you prefer a bit higher rbhaving no initial stam until lb3 kinda sucks...
>>564038271
>>564046650what would the full d*ck be thencreek, cafe, bobo wit, kitasan, FM then not sure what borrow could I do but I assume just topro, I think I'd rather use my bakushin and kitasan for speeds though and borrow something else but idk
>>564045886A dog who loves drinking Bakushin's sweat and licking her pits. Pretty bad uma.
>>564045886Very cute and earnest girl. Ignore shitposters.
>>564047037STOP
>>564046859I just borrow natie for the busted wit gains, we use the same exact speed cards and they're so consistent. besides firm course menace is a bit expensive...
>>564045886I want to run her career once I get more SSR cards other than Kitasan and Creek
>>564046953>G on Long and Sprint, also B on Miledamn
>>564047093nyo
>>564047094oh wait I'm stupid I didn't read properlyit's kinda hard for fronts that isn't mcqueen, kitasan or seiun because they only need creek for stam
yeppers is the most powerful card of all time. OF ALL TIME
>137 pulls>Exactly one 3*
>>564047037I would
>>564046953>decent strategy affinities for everything but frontWe will not be rolling.
>>564046220i got 3
>>564047094>>564047212I might do neicha then because FM on her own would just be bleh wit, MAYBE power pasa but we'll see, instead of cafe I can just use some SR wit card toowould you believe all the bakushin SSR's I have are spooks and I didn't even roll on the bakushin/riko banner
Which uma would enjoy sucking cock?
>>564047225*blocks you're path*
>>564047369Believe
>>564047369Every uma likes to suck cock because it's like ninjin (carrot)
>don't have empowering megaphoneffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>med S>groundwork>fast learner>low roll wit>no reliable 4th healFUCK, I need anons help to choose between rosy outlook or straightaway recovery, please help
>>564047369Akebono puts whipping cream on your dong then deepthroats it
>>564047494Anon, you're not going to get bricked over the 6 or 7 points you're missing out on.
