Previous: >>564022859>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Nishino Flower (3*), Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Daiwa Scarlet (Power), SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT), SR Sweep Tosho (Wit)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event, Racing Carnival>Schedule04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Lucky Lilac (3*), SSR Aston Machan, SR Hishi AmazonNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
Ai komming!
Digitan LOVE
i just found out that uma musume arent virgins. not sure how i feel about this...
Why is this game so bleak? Every trainee swears by carpet, which means they will all grow up to be quirky wine aunts in a dead bedroom lesbos situationship with 12cats as child replacement. That literally breaks my heart.
>>564038350Not all of us have the misfortune of curren being our waifu
>>564038350sorry lil bwo. u should have become a torena yourself
>>564038350>>564038393
>>564038393posted it again award
>>564038350That's just your oshi Currenbro
her growths are nice but I have no greens...might have to do normal mcqueen instead
>>564038449i dont understand
>>564038350Laisu Suzuka and Machan are
>>564038271I'll fuck Maya because she didnt took the clot shot. Our babies will be healthy.
I hope you are ready for next weekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Benf7ldoqg8
>>564038525suzuka had another trainer... used goods...
>>564038515Behind every baitpost is Oguri that wants to eat all (you)r (you)s
post something sleepy
>>564038683*posts selfie*
>>564038683who's the father (female)?
>>564038734you
>>564038683
Man the Kikuka Sho is so bullshit in MANT. I've lost all my clocks on it even with 450 Stam and a white recovery
>>564038540You don't care about your children looking like this?
67
i feel too lazy to do anything right now
>>564038659Laisu acting like she didn't paralyze a man from the waist down
>>564038863I look like this
>>564038350urara chads won
the umamusume only likes men with unvaxxed sperm
>>564038575the HERO of the satono clan
>>564038880Whats your speed stat, maybe its too low, if you are already low before summer and have bad summer, fall races can fuck you up especially mile ch
>>564038350Are you telling me you wouldn't have sex with oguris mom
women have high standards. what makes you think you have a chance with an uma? Especially a G1 winner? You have to be at least 190cm/6'5
>Maya is bustier than Suzuka and Mcqueen
>>564039040Sorry but I had to protect myself from rabies after a passionate night with Stinko
>>564038996sundays are for being lazy
>>564039180Sunday love!
The black stockings, shorts, and hair combo is so sexy.
>>564039341raisu should have bloomers for being an honorary filly
front runner gawds
*gulp*
Pokke's movie was very pretty on the big screen
Where is Rudolf's 2nd alt Cygames? It better be a limited busted uma like Orfevre
>>564039478>Kitalol
For my first farmed parents should I settle with 3 on blue or pink and whatever whites, or are whites more important sparks?
Good morning bros
>>564039175>what makes you think you have a chance with an uma?I can cook... sorta. Maybe one could take me out of pity
>>564039141No it was just cause my Rival had a Gold recovery and a lot of Stam
rudolfsthighs.webm
YOU PEOPLE DON'T CARE ABOUT KEIBA AT ALL. YOU JUST CARE ABOUT BIG TITS!
>>564039175>t. coal city
>>564039707Good morning!
My wife and my wife's daughter
>>564039708creek's not gonna goo goo babies with you lil bwo
marvelous tits
>>564039807>JPniggers trying to convert uma players to irl gambling degenerate
guaranteed leplies
Apparently Lovcen also lost a horseshoe at the start of the race but still won while front running unplanned and also setting a new track record at the same time, wewhttps://x.com/cocoarini/status/2045778196222865633
i think its important to like big tits because women think thats important. just so your daughter can have big tits and be happy even though flat is justice
musume: pretty
>>564039810Good morning!
>>564039341Manhattan cafe is just emo rice shower
>>564039952/our/ horse is so cool
>>564039972My wife shall be endowed with big, succulent breasts, so my daughter will be able to inherit themIf she somehow doesn't, it's up to me to impregnate her to fix the problem as any loving, responsible father would
Is Gentildonna gentle?
Has ANY uma in ANY context expressed ANY interest in COCK? THOUGHT SO! The cast is 100% gay unless your media literacy is ZERO
>>564040064cvrrect
Bait too obvious. Not even worth a (You)Shame on you
>>564040067Don't worry about it
>>564039952>Satono Reve lost a horse shoe mid race and still won and set a new track record>Lovcen lost a horse shoe mid race and still won and set a new track record while front runningTabarubros, our cope….
>>564040067no, she is gentile
>>564040067Occasionally. After pushing you to your limits all day she will sex and then cuddle you. The afterglow is intoxicating.
>>564040092You can just ask for (you)s, no need to cast bait of such low quality
>level 4 wit before first summer without any bought upgrades>now this
>>564040245Sorry bro, your run is doomed
>>564039175>6'5"None of them can even KISS a man that tall though. Akebono's the only one to do it on her tip toes.Anyways, taking your premise more seriously, my 6'3" fatass ain't going to get much. I'm an alright programmer who mostly specialized in old ass machines, but not really a good mathematician, and that's basically the peak of my skill. My communication skills are garbage, my jokes are really dry, my puns MAYBE could get Symboli Rudolf to chuckle if nothing else, I have a wide but shallow level of knowledge about computing history and internet history, I can design circuits but I'm not very good at it...In short: I don't think I'm getting an uma. I can't even see one hanging around me as a friend, to be honest.
>>564040245wow
I have 3 rainbow crystals now, and I have no idea what to use them onNo, I don't want any tips on what to use it onThank you for your attention
>>564039175i won the dahby
>>564039869What's the point of living then
>>564040538Three?
>eats your image slot
>>564040538ok
>>564040615Actually it is almost threeThank you for the correction
Standards are a lie invented by Hollywood and scammers to sell you brand clothing, cheap movies and retarded online coursesWomen LITERALLY don't know what they want Exploit that to land a girl or a hole or whatever you wantOf course this requires patience you not being an absolute social retard, which considering the state of this board is already a lost cause
>>564040538Apparently they should be reserved for massively important speed cards than need MLB ASAP, like Tachyon and then Speed Condor Pasa
>tfw last two days of event I was with no internet nor mobile data>Tried to speedrun a career on the last 40 minutes of the event but it ended up minutes before I finishedI missed the diamond crystal and the 500 carats...
these are some insane stats wow I'm committing to mcqueen now2360sp (bought moxie)
>>564040615Game is so dead, nobody wants to play and talk about anything and he just spams and wants some (You)s
>>564040770oh I thought you're doing anime versionmaybe I should do front makween too
>>564040791>global is finally entering its comfy arcGreat
>>564040862spring runner green is too good for gw purposesshe's fun to train I recommendwit growth...
(you) this (you) that How about (you) get some bitches?
>>564040869
>>564040930time to go back to my roots then for cm13, mcqueen was my first 3* selector choice too
Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
>>564040869Maybe its true some anon posted months ago that this general could be real slow when June comes around.Any other whales wants to step up and save /uma/? Can you post id and open some space for refugees?
Vodka is the coolest and big G1 winner and the champion
>>564041076U ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma
>>564041027omg sameI had just started the game and I knew absolutely nothing but she looked the prettiest so I kinda HAD to redeem her
>>564040869>>564041076>>564041170
>>564041195I was going mostly from the s1-s2 anime vibes who I wanted to pick back in the day..... I got spooked by mcqueen again later on too so I can almost 5 star her actually
uh oh dead thread
>>564041317Hey at least were not Chaos Zero Nightmare levels of dead
>>564041317Bwo, we're sleepy, don't you see the images, pay attention.
>>564041364qrd?
>>564041271you were there before it became a fad...I kneel
>>564041415I STILL remember theno oguri as your first selector = brick comments
>>564041404Before the half anni stream their past few threads are already like 3-5 days old. Its getting moldy.
>>564041092everyone says this
I'm glad you guys don't have lewd thoughts about your uma trainees, as it's immoral and wrong. Human torenas should stick to copulating with other human torenas.
I want to fuck Digitan
>>564041465killing all metafags IMMEDIATELY
>>564041515>be Rudolf’s trainer >make a comment about going out with Riko >Rudolf overhears>I get thrown atop of her desk and amazon pressed until I climax >Rudolf says I’m now used goods but she will take responsibility
>>564041659This is the burden we trainers carry
>>564041659Rudolf wouldn't do that...
>>564041770I sleep like this.
>>564041195
I hate Cygames for not implementing spark reroll for MANT, it's torture to make an affinity max Maruzensky
>>564041581that's decided then I'm gonna try doing makween front aswell
>>564041659Can y'all stop implying that obvious gay characters are straight? Thanks
>>564041830Didnt people say month 1 of MANT will have a daily spark reroll for free since JP got that (or so they claimed)Wtf was that a gaslight?
>>564041936you should post this at 6:07 in your timezone every day.
>>564041850so frickin' zased...>>564041807literally WHAT
>>564041893were these "people" oguri posters perchance
>>564042013I dont think so since I just skip the posts with Oguri
>>564041986>the cute belly button peek........
>unlimited impact>it ends
>>564041984least subtle doxxing method
Me with Tachyon
>>564041789Symboli Rudolf is the Emperor. Whatever she wants, she takes. You think a human could stop her?
>>564042103
>>564042084Well, I hope the song left a Deep Impact on fans at least.
>>564042103Dickanon mogs that penis
>>564042103>ooc proportions >sex anatomy is mid Why post this?
erotic stallion x mare
>>564042074would smooch
>>564042103beautiful hand drawn art. sovl
back to our regularly scheduled gayposting
im thinking of genning some high quality nishino art. i think theres too little floating around on the internet
why does trackblazer rng make me madder than unity cup/ura finals rnglike i never raged at bad rainbows/lack of rainbows before but now im so fucking pissed if the shop gives me garbage or i lose races
UWAAAAAA
>>564042313would poke and lick
>>564042494cuz the run is mostly if you have a good summer and losing races actually burns your clocks when we're barely 1 month into tb
When does the current event end? How long do i have? I've been flatlining for a while ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )
>>564042086>timezone is a doxxyou have never looked at the time zone map in your life have you?
>>564042572what, it ended
>>564042554maybe even tongue...
>>564042613gay
>>564042631Oh... Oops .·´¯`(><)´¯`·.
>>564042494because it takes so long and is a huge waste of time when shit hits the fan
>>564042710and blow raspberries!!
>>564042494because you've lost 1 hour instead of 15 minutes
>>564042849Why is everyone sleepy...
>>564042828pffff, silly
>>564042998
>>564042553
Wait they finally added Admire Groove?
>>564043002it would be too fun to do don't blame me....
>>564043132tomorrow
>>564043132yeah, no one expected it
>>564043187Umazing!
>>564043134I'm all for having fun, so I encourage it, even
I see we are tummyposting
Viable?
>>564043283>I'm all for having funtoo based.....
why are we so especially dead today
>>564042270This face Nishino makes is so good. I can work with this.
>>564043456everyone crashed after satsuki sho
>>564043341cute
>>564043443too much of a witlet I'm afraid
>>564040007Cafe is gothRice is gothic lolitaCurren is Hot Topic
>>564043456Lovcen going nige made everyone explode
I have a plan to save Global by dropping Axis on Earth, anyone volunteering to help?
>>564043456>Satsuki sho had everyone stay up/wake up early >currently 3/6am >why thread dead Why indeed
>>564043448there would be no point otherwise, right?
>>564042613plot twist: He's from Greenland or Alaska or Kamchatka
>>564043568I'm still trying to catch my breath.
>>564043717absolutely right, without the spice of variety it wouldn't be as fun too
>>564042510Doto wife
>>564043456We've always been somehow dead during SEAhours
>>564043623why does cygames shill mr c b so much
#freeshakur
https://x.com/Kalyosha_kemgam/status/2045719420258201622 Doto looks so rough...
Huh that's bretty decent
Repopulate the countryside with your Trainee, state mandated triple children, all expenses will be paid by the uma government.
>>564043891pretty usable if subparents are good
>>564043891>only groundwork sparkbare minimum...
>>564043893holy shit Tarumae anon??? now that is an oldfag, one of few last old vanguard... are you back for Admire Groove?
>>564043893I'll take yeppers thanks
I never finished my career yesterday and did not get the final 500 carats from the eventthat is how little i care for MANTB
why are we posting like we are on jp
I am forever grateful for Rice Shower for helping me come out as a woman
honse
>>564044071i thought jp was in the globe gwo...
>>564043963I had like 12 other skills and she was SS, nigger game, fuck spark farming
>>564044103acute a cute
>>564043789for suuuure
>>564043893remember that umas don’t go through menopause so they can keep having kids well into old age
>>564044151This must be record for least amount of whites on a Trackblazer parent
>>564044163Bakushin would be a HORRIBLE mother
>>564044217rude
>>564044217How would the fastest sprinter be a bad mother?
when are we getting this honse
>>564044217thankfully she is a lesbian
>>564043891EXPLODE
>>564044268after AAAARRRRGGGHHH
>>564044047What carat What eventIm just burnout right now, I havent touched the game for 3D
>>564044412story event1 mil event points
>>564044208Nyooo that would be this one
>>564038350Not all umas.
>>564044159cute makween posting..... and I just woke up recently too
>>564044268>pronounced, Potatoes
>>564043893Alright, send Creek over asap and we'll take care of the population problem.
>>564044502oop meant SS parent
>>564044442Oh that, guess whatever. I just need some good break from this game. I think I did 600k there.
>>564044603What are the percent chances on SS rank for spark inheritance anyways?
>>564038350Even Nishino?
>>564044208Fuck this game.
>>564044217I can compensate by being a good father
>>564044715i dug deep into the game files to find the 3d model of their hymens. its missing on ALL the uma musumes.
>>564044658I get youthis scenario sucks ass
>>564044671Probably the same as any other rank but it looks funnier on an SS rank like >>564044725
>got fast learner junior year>dreadful dual summer trainingOwari da
>>564044725JESAS
>>564044773I took them
I love having sex with other trainers' trainees.
>>564044725Rice...
>>564044928you wouldn't do that...
>>564044928Trainees wouldn't do this.
>>564044217She'll be fine, she gets more normal after North Flight is added to the game.
>>564044548I'm sure our runs will be blessed now!
>>564045107I would argue that Bakushin is the most annoying in North Flight's career story, but that might be just how I felt
spotted in the wild
>>564045097
>>564045120I definitely should start cm13 runs now and just cope with whatever I have for 12, I really do want that med S on atleast my SMaruand this time I need to actually run creek too, dunno if creek and riko is too overkill
>>564045321Hey, that's me :333
I love having sex with other trainees' trainers
>>564045321Anyone in /uma/ can beat seriruYou cant beat VF you too scared lmao.
>>564045441*gasp* You wouldnt!
they call it the worst shop in the west
>>564045321Can someone explain who this is for someone who isn't terminally online?
I am pretty certain that the low quality bait posts are also made by VF discord raiders.
>>564045321Is that even him
>>564045482At least the hammer isn't a coaching horn
>>564045519it's him, I joined one of the cm12 rooms he made >>563808929
>17 years old
>>564045346creek and riko is perfect if you have no stam growthor sr cafe if you're broke like me with 2lb riko
>>564045572>>564045321>UGSome big time eceleb whale?
>>564045508retarded college dropout sloptuber
I humbly request an umawife
>>564045508hes one of the shitposters in this general. part of the rebricked club
Inform me about this dork.
>>564045668I was probably gonna borrow riko because mine's only lb1 myself..... but then I wouldn't have any good golds
sir we are close to the end of her banner... we need to fire up the propaganda
>>564045886dog
>>564045886idk but she probably sucks since i've never seen her in CM and the only time I've seen her posted is when someone larps about sucking cock
I wish McQueen anon held hands with me, and we kissed and felt each other's passion, as my cock hardened against their leg they'd blush and get shy....
>>564046004yamete.....
>>564046004(you)
>>564045927Everyone already pulled bro
>>564045927
>>564045927>pulling for parentsshant
>>564045927Everyone already came inside her
>>564046004bwo...
>>564045886DOG
>>564045927We all have our own Nishino.
>>564045615>17 years old
>>564046060too big
>>564045927I already have her though
I already KNOW I will not get gw in next april
>narita brian
>>564045892then cafe is perfect! at least if you prefer a bit higher rbhaving no initial stam until lb3 kinda sucks...
>>564038271
>>564046650what would the full d*ck be thencreek, cafe, bobo wit, kitasan, FM then not sure what borrow could I do but I assume just topro, I think I'd rather use my bakushin and kitasan for speeds though and borrow something else but idk
>>564045886A dog who loves drinking Bakushin's sweat and licking her pits. Pretty bad uma.
>>564045886Very cute and earnest girl. Ignore shitposters.
>>564047037STOP
>>564046859I just borrow natie for the busted wit gains, we use the same exact speed cards and they're so consistent. besides firm course menace is a bit expensive...
>>564045886I want to run her career once I get more SSR cards other than Kitasan and Creek
>>564046953>G on Long and Sprint, also B on Miledamn
>>564047093nyo
>>564047094oh wait I'm stupid I didn't read properlyit's kinda hard for fronts that isn't mcqueen, kitasan or seiun because they only need creek for stam
yeppers is the most powerful card of all time. OF ALL TIME
>137 pulls>Exactly one 3*
>>564047037I would
>>564046953>decent strategy affinities for everything but frontWe will not be rolling.
>>564046220i got 3
>>564047094>>564047212I might do neicha then because FM on her own would just be bleh wit, MAYBE power pasa but we'll see, instead of cafe I can just use some SR wit card toowould you believe all the bakushin SSR's I have are spooks and I didn't even roll on the bakushin/riko banner
Which uma would enjoy sucking cock?
>>564047225*blocks you're path*
>>564047369Believe
>>564047369Every uma likes to suck cock because it's like ninjin (carrot)
>don't have empowering megaphoneffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>med S>groundwork>fast learner>low roll wit>no reliable 4th healFUCK, I need anons help to choose between rosy outlook or straightaway recovery, please help
>>564047369Akebono puts whipping cream on your dong then deepthroats it
>>564047494Anon, you're not going to get bricked over the 6 or 7 points you're missing out on.
>>564047595I knooooow but it would be so much better
>>564047037what's her aptitude for (you) ???
>>564047354bwo I FULLY believe you my account has been seeded with her tooalthough I did pull on her banner and got 2/5 copies that way but still...all spooks is insane work
>>564047524both are pretty bad for xoguri, try putting it into the simulator to see which does better
watched pokke's movie todaywhat's with the narrative that cafe enjoyers are animefags when she has like 20 lines and her only race is skipped
Falcon...
>>564047723like 2-3 spooks were on the Riko banner alone, I think rest was on the Creek/Tazuna one..... not that I complain because I atleast have 2 good speed cards
>>564047793nta i dont trust that simulator for shit like position based procs
>>564047802>narrative that cafe enjoyers are animefags?Wasn't that about Tachyonfags?
Ponny...
>>564046427I knew itglue
Sorry danchou I'm playing wilds
smart falco more like smart fell off
>no med S>lose nhk mile>lose tokyo yushun>doorthis is the life of lates
>>564045886She writes cute Chiyonotes.
>>564047947she's been GREAT, especially for mantwould be suffering 10x harder if I had to use windy or somethingshe gets use in my ura fan runs sometimes and it's genuinely painful
>>564048228a singular evil
>>564045957I'm going to run her this CM with XOguri and a Dominator and when I win I will pretend it was all Chiyo
>>564047835
>>564048323the RB has been extremely useful and it made me atleast not roll on topro/fuku because of that, I can use them as borrows if neededtoo comfy
This thread reeks of cocks
we love 30-year old women in here
>>564047369Me
>>564048518
>>564047793I went with straightaway, rosy outlook has <=3 position, sounds like brick since I'm running fronts as well
>>564048473so real and true!!
>>564048682Your Oguri ate all the guts...
>>564048537Did you see the tribute
>>564048537Dangerous...
>>564048672>>564048518
>>564047405I keep hearing his voice in my head when I see it pop up
>>564048537you'd know
ANOTHER onetoo bad the run is bricked because no gw
love your palsthey're only four months of your life, but you are their whole world
>game finally gives us 5 borrows>dont have 5 hours a day to spare to do all 5 runsshould just flatline until Grand Live?
First ever seiyuu to be more popular than the Uma
>>564048986nom nom nomyou get the dopamine hit anyway, worth
>>5640490173 months is it after 2.5 anni is it on an accelerated schedule
>>564049017I wish she had a pal card
>>564049096>Sounds of Giraffe
>>564049083Become the ronin trainer who is not held down by a tyrannical danchou I know you can be
>>564049083monkey's paw curls>career is back to 40 minutes>10 borrows
>>564049112if only I would hit gw that would have been a great runguess the spark
>>564047405>NSM Vodka>Blaze Brian>NY Kitaback to back to back... which one would yuo choose br-bwos?
>>564048817I downloaded it, yes
>>564049083you need 5 borrows because 4 of them are glue material in junior year
>>564049278good stats...3* speed 2* mile 1* unique gogogo
>>564047405so gentildonna really is the most powerful character huh
>>5640492782* Pow 2* Front
>>564049278stam 2, front 2, redshift 24 skill whites
>>564049083just do 1 run a day. comfy
>>564049269your cp bwo? how will you get that?
how old are you Rudolf, I had to google droll...
>>564049362>>564049351>>564049398WHY COULDN'T THIS BE ATLEAST 2 STAMstill no gw since it didn't proc but
>>564048613We sure do.
>>564049083>>564049275Im just not motivated to do runs without event points
>>564049453Gulp
>>564049357No, these are.
>>564049083all danchud will get from me in this shit scenario is the 1 run for dailies and nothing else
>>564049517these dont have no stopping me, gentildonna has the pink version
>>564049439I had stam 1 then changed it because you would have got SS lmao
>>5640494393* med my belovedalmost almost
>>564048828Omedetoo
>>564049427My lawyer has advised me to not answer this question.
loli left the quota club at the start of the month and joined an idler club
>>564049427That's how you get put in prison
Ive optimized my MANT runs to only take 30 minutes or so but its so exhausting I still can only manage 1-2 a day.Im sorry dancho, forgive me...
i thought fronts got nerfed this is gay, people are still getting tormented by them
>>564049743yeah, me
>>564049743RICKKEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY
>>564049697Are you really playing MANT if you run 12 races and don't interact with the shop?
>>564049743Fronts are only good in meme CMs (dirt, sprint)
>>564049743afaik everyone uses fronts on their team in JP, theyre like your bread and butter for topping CMs.
>hmm this dober is making me waste clocks she's not even the rival>look inside>terrorist buildwhat the fuck, who brings gold debuffs to the saudi arabia cup>>564049743Fronts are never ever ever ever that important and only an outlier to look out for.
>>564049801he's right thoughit's surprisingly fast if you fully lock in
>>564049885>
risking it
>>564049885nice try john cygames but im not pigging out
>>564049906>he doesn't have 450 skill points by Saudi Arabia Cupglue
>>564049697Just play it like URA but with items if you are G1 parent farming and just buy those stamina potions
>>564049801shop is easy>buy Energy boosts>buy 1-2 cupcakes>buy 60 Megaphones + weights for your key stats>buy a handcream just in case>get 3 gold hammers by end of career, more if you have extra points>if you luckshit Fast Learner too, congratsthis shouldnt take very long to do at this point, theres not a whole ton of decision making to make unless you get flooded with good items early and have to nickel and dime your shop points.
>>564049981harikitte...
>>564050147it was a safe day! phew
dont forget roll for nishino flower.... you dont want to be bricked in 2029
>>564049743>final pushDamn, they have a whole running style named after a front skill.How can other styles ever compete?
>>564050220what if I want her wedding alt?
>>564038659where is the cute wink?
>>564050132It's not hard to think about, no, but it does add 10 minutes of menuing alone.
>>564050192p-phrasing...
>>564039180slut
mayano
orange
>>564050412it should only take like 10 seconds once you get it down. You also dont have to check the shop every single turn, when you know the stock and how many turns you have you can just wait to buy less important stuff before it expires. Then you just flick through your trainings, look to see if theres anything that gives 40+ stats, if not race, and repeat.The hard part is locking in to get this finished in 30 minutes, and then working up the energy to do it 4 more times a every day.
>>564050654
>>564050742Why does noone put this violent, gorillamusume in a fucking cage where she belongs? Such uncouth, abhorrent behavior does not belong at Tracen.
>>564050742
>>564050442just telling like it is...
>>564050654Orange hug.
why aren't you using your wealth of uma musume knowledge to trick a rich, brazilian man and become his sugar baby?
>parent gives 3* GW, correct Pink, and all the green skill sparks you want>but blue is 2* WitIm sorry trainee but you're gonna have to cope with this parent for me.
>>564050957Fuku cant catch a break, huh?
>>564050220My deck is ready at the start of 2029 haha...>>564050281Legend races
>>564051049I am the rich brazilian old man.
Can't catch this orenj.
>>564051049wholesome
>>564051049ryan....
why did /bag/ get something special?>>564050012
>>564051198Look at how fat her face is.>pinch pinch pinch pinch
>>564051325why not gwo
I like it when Helios goes :D
>>564051325is the game even fun? looks like chibi slop to me
>>564051325literally just a mod abusing his power for fun
>>564051423me too
>>564051325Janny with AGP post transition euphoria did that
>>564051325Gookslop gets special treatment on this site, didn't you know?They're exempt from getting their threads deleted outside of this board or having their generals targeted by Indonesians.
so a mod can just make everyone download malware at any moment....
>>564051325Shiraoki-sama has blessed them, and we have not preformed the rituals of purification to even be noticed in reality it's because the mods like them
Think she'll do any good as a filler member for aries? Ignore mile straights I thought it said medium...
is threas is missing something
>>564051721Sunday.
>>564051767
hmmmmmm
>>564051440it's an autobattler, no one's in it for the gameplay really
>>564051624How do we get a mod to play our game bros, something like this can be fun
>>564051767maybe something more marvellous
>>564051767no its something more uhm brownand stinky
global will never get an update stream ever.... its over
>>564051823MARVELOUS
>>564051325I dont understand what you mean?
>>564051996it's clearer if you open the thread, as unappealing as that sounds
>>564051934>20.72 posts/minWhy would anyone want that?
>>564051654this rudolf is definitionally "filler." you don't need to burden yourself with a pure debuffer and gamblers are easy to build so it won't be a heavy commitment. this rudolf is a pure debuffer because it has rock-bottom probability to win since it needs both radiant and slick to perfectly proc, barely makes stamina requirements (if it does at all), AND everyone else has to have a bad late-race.
>>564051823>triple wit rainbow>lvl 3>+30the power of bijin wit.
>>564052102Oooh i see
>>564051823my single fine motion rainbows get more than that lmao
>>564052259the power is in +5 mood +heal. giving you the ability to do 20 races in a row before summer
>>564052121but anondacchi...that's how fast /uma/ was on global release...
>>564051860Just go to /vm/a if you want jannies on your thread
>>564052423>>564052259Don't bully her she tries her best to give me NSM (her event chain always ends)
>>564052461No one cares about pre-Kitasan brickening uma.
My non-med S hog is killing my other med S hogs in test rooms... she has groundwork + TTH though
>>564051934>>564052121Remember when we have a max thread for 2-3 hours everyday until around probably Unity Cup. Good times.
>>564052461ok? You act like those threads were the epitome of quality
REJOICE! IT IS MARVELOUS SUNDAY TIME ONCE AGAIN!https://youtu.be/WdbRb2ksX7s
baggots pls leave
>>564052753Yeah, MANT killed that and brought a lot of schizos
>>564052845Nowdays its dicks and keiba during California hours. Threads gone worse alot of people left when its all gay shit being posted.
>>564052885Dancing Brave...
>>564052717S distance is a not actually mandatory
>>564052959>dicksproblem>keibanot a problem
>>564052959we always watched keiba, stop being a newfag
remember to carve out time for your daily exercise, /uma/. whether it's three-hours of weightlifting or thirty-minutes of calisthenics and stretching, your oshi would want you to be happy and healthy.
>>564053072>jptroon
>>564052903WOOOO
>>564053142well thanks for proving you're a newfag shitposter
do we NEED a 3 year old general culture to start doing somethingumamusume is about horseracing>hey guys wanna see the actual horseracing the game about horseracing is based onmight as well get pissy that people who play racing games are also interested in real life cars
>>564053126weekend is my resting days
>>564053201like discussing on /umajp/ how to post your keibaslop here? tranny
really feels like the game conspires against me sometimes. 20 runs with no distance S despite sufficient affinity and spark count, then I finally get it, WITH great statline, and then get barraged by rng mood downs and enter second summer with awful mood and nothing in the shop to remedy. no luck on final trainings. miss speed cap by 45. fuck this scenario. just tell me if it's an S distance run rather than forcing me to waste 40 minutes to find out.
>>564052938who snitched
who took /uma/'s URA/scenario virginity?Urara was my first career finish..? no way, I thought it was Bakushin O but this was the oldest screenshot I can find.
>>564053126I did ten minutes of DDR, that's more exercise than I've had all month
does every position run red shift for cm13? guess I'll do maru runs for now
>>564053126I dont want to get drafted and die for the chosen umas. I want to learn how to shit my pants and avoid the meat grinder>>564053231Shouldnt it be redirected to /sp/ instead?
>umazing inspirations>umazing stats>umazing skillspick two.
>>564053403not when in the end we are talking about ... 10 posts in total as reactions to a horserace
>>564053508an anon posted his dick here; it got 10 replies and people talking about it after. use your head you brain deficient brownoid
>picrelNever played game but I never felt like I want equine cock so bad until now
>>564053584im not gonna even bother explaining how these two things are not the same
Hashire hashirw umamusuje chin ben ekbqk
>>564053508don't bother responding ro a shitposter
>>564053674bwo you ok?
>>564053416Her name is Agnes Digital
>>564053757But that's Curren Chan
wlecome /bag/gots, glad you could make it
Hashire hashire hashire uma musume
>>564053584So?
>>564053646there are only a few umas that would peg their trainer but, lucky for you, gold ship absolutely is one of them.
there's too much downtime, we need to accelerate faster
>>564052461>WE NEED FAST THREADS I DON'T HAVE A JOB I NEED TO CONSTANTLY MONITOR A THREAD NON STOP UPDATING UHHH IT'S BEEN 5 SECONDS WITH NO UPDATE I MUST POST THIS FANART UH OH BROS THE BLUE ARCHIVE IS FASTER BETTER POST PORN FUCK FUCK FUCK WE'RE ONLY HITTING UNDER 50 PPM (Post Per Minute) *checks the 4chan stats website* FUCK FUCK FUCK WE'RE ONLY THE THIRD FASTEST THREAD LET ME POST A BAIT I KNOW I'LL POST CLUB DRAMA OR THREAD DRAMA FUCK I NEED TO COLLECT MY AUTISMBUX TO PAY THE PHONE BILL SO I CAN SAMEFAG WE NEED TO GO FASTER AAAAAAAAAFuck off.
