Previous: >>564066772>NewsAgent Record | Starlight - Billyhttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/44378132Agent Record | Promeiahttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/44377604Version 2.7 Special Programhttps://youtu.be/sK_s_MXs89M>Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character demohttps://youtu.be/tN0ibny9Ans (EN)https://youtu.be/25vaOHfSDUY (JP)https://youtu.be/7FbKuJv0e1I (EN)https://youtu.be/rBgqwLdtX-I (JP)https://youtu.be/LSEz6KT026k>Upcoming Events for 2.7https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/163253Chronicle of Simmering Flavors 03/25 - 05/05All-New Program 03/24 - 05/05Special Disaster Control Squad 04/03 - 04/20Old Friends, New Commissions! 04/15 - 05/05"En-Nah" Into Your Lap 04/15 - 05/05Adventure Footage Freeze Frame 04/22 - 05/05Charge! Battle Against the Negative Reviews 04/29 - 05/13Advanced Bounty: Area Patrol 04/10 - 04/15Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 04/29 - 05/04>Redeemable codes (claimable in-game or online)https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemptionZENLESSGIFTZZZCUTENESSZZZ27CHAMPION>Resources and useful linkshttps://rentry.org/zzzlinkshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Friendshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Guilds>/zzz/ OP pastebin (use this if making new thread):https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P
Orca girl when?
>komano is insanely popular>komano void hunter>fan favorite character>reasonable people >komano is insanely popular>komano void hunter>I like this guy>everyone do he is very popular>fan favorite character>he's significantly more hyped>reasonable people >komano is insanely popular>komano void hunter>I like this guy>everyone do he is very popular>fan favorite character>reasonable people >komano is insanely popular>komano void hunter>fan favorite character>he's significantly more hyped>reasonable people
Billy!
ONE WEEK CLOSER TO BILLY!
SNAK
supercute & supercanon <3
I love my bnuuy wife
>Cissia fags>Orphie fag>Bibi fags>Fufu fags>THE Aria fags>Harin fag>Alice fag>Yidhari fag>BILLY KID fags>Nekomiya fag>Corin fag>Qingyi fags>Mibibi fag>Pulchra fag>EVIL Aria fags>Yixuan fag>Lucia ELOWEN fag>Yenless Yen Zero fag>Shungus fag>Banging boos... chad>Ellen fag>rata fag>Burnice fag>yo phone linging fag>Nicole fag>Anby fag>Yuzuha fag>Banyue fag>Nangong fags>Machine prections using AI fag>Zhao fag>Piper fag>Norma fags>Sunna fag>Yanagi fag>Ramiel fag..>Seed Jr. fag->Zhu Yuan fag>Sales fag
>fresh bread>immediate komano seetheis it a bot?
Shifu is very sexy and cute
>Yenless Yen Zero
I love my wife Aria!!!!
Fufu and Kot fag have united, fufu please accept the message from my heart!
>>564101542*touches you*
first for ratita (and snek) postin
Wormano was a goddamn mistake
>>564101445foof
>>564101570
>>564101649the united nations held a meeting and every country agreed on this
I love Hoshimi Miyabi
>>564101236Many are saying this.
>>564101649i like him. his shonen moment in 2.3 was cool
I know posting fufus is illegal now, but mine is being very weird, and I'm worried.
>>564101649Wise's throat and asspussy disagree tremendously.
>>564101576*touches you back*Now we're even
>>564101915Those are futa Belle's property.
>>564101929wtf you can't do that, that's rape
lots of ritual posts in this one
>>564101557....
>>564101894Foofoo would never
>>564101795Beat me to it.>>564101236We love Manato here.
>>564101824You're talking to a schizo who has dedicated an inordinate amount of time and energy to hate on the guy. Yesterday, he was even trying to claim that Manato was stealing screentime in Season 2 because it should all go to "agents people paid money for."
I keep hearing the discourse that the burnice buff is bad for some reason when I went from being unable to use her to include her with piper and yuzuha in almost every shiyu weekly clear and I honestly do not understand it
>>564101445Reporting for duty!
>>564102113Ritual posting is what makes this general great.
'gus in the thread.
>>564102113I can't ritual post until my hero arrives
Where are all those anons saying they liked Cissia? Turns out she's flopping worse than Banyue
I keep trying to incite a culture war against her but the target audience keeps slapping me down. I'm not even being heard out when the threads are slow, so it gets even worse when there's news. I'm alone and I should just give up...
>>564102243It's not bad, it's just that it was a lot better in the beta. She used to have frequent Aftershocks while off-field, which made her about as strong as Vivian with her maxed out Potential. But the devs couldn't have that so they nerfed her to where she is now.Burnice is mostly hurt by so many Anomaly Shill bosses being Fire-Resistant.
Talking about ritualposting
This bitch should be gang raped
>>564102454muhehe
The rest of the Aria ritual posters are late today
>>564102372
>>564102268if we achieve 750 ritual posters we can simply finish and make new threads on a loop for the rest of time
>>564102524.ereht pu MIH ton si tahT .tiaw lliw I
>>564101445i want to be the Caesarfag
>>564102596And turn ZZZ in the best game ever made.
I hope he shows up in 3.0. I liked that he got a cameo talking to Aria in 2.6.
>>564101998It's payback
What happened to yoji?
>>564102372>Our worst selling agent ever is still somehow beating Endfield's first VH-level characterI apologize to Cissia
>>564102689haw haw look at dat dum self inserterrrrrrleik no ur a bombb shell not demurrre lmao
>>564102445I agree with your post but calling her buff bad still seems like a reachShe is amazing in shiyu because that mode is full of fire weak.bosses and nobody values that
On my way to 15% body fat, my shoulders are rounded off, my tris are popping and my chest is chiseled. I'm going to achieve Lighter-mode and I'll finally be good enough for my wife shunko. Anyone else inspired by their zenlesswife?
>>564101414Stop making me like Alice
>>564102113Which ritual posters should kiss and hold hands...
>>564102970your zenlesswife has a preference for lanky computer nerds though
>>564102750*punts this foof*
>>564102970It doesn't matter, no zenless girl would want my 4 incher
>>564103001Everyone should like Alice and acknowledge the superiority of bnuuy girls and boys
>>564102819I hope one day you guys learn how fake those numbers are and stop making those filler postsAlso this is not the arknights thread
>>564103001>implying he doesn't already like alice
>>5641031064 inches is unironically too much for Lucy.
>>564103106Seth is your best option I'm afraid
I love aying Fufu. I do have one wish regarding her, a small change. When you do her bayblade spin with her ball and it hits an enemy it bounces off. I want it to auto bounce on other enemies on it self. That would be cool
Sex with Soldier 11, describe it.
>>564103027ritual posters can't find love otherwise their devotion will be disrupted. every time a ritual poster disappears, it's because they killed themselves or found their soulmate.
>>564103502I don't remember
>latest genshit archon interlude is only 2-3 hoursits time zzz also reduced its main story length in half
piper got scammed lol
>>564102524There's more than 1?
For anyone wondering, this is approximately what your account will look like at the start of S2 with minimal denny spending, energy spending, and literally ZERO polychrome spending.>some dennies spent on getting 3 agents up to date with skills / equipment / you know the drill>ZERO spending on disc drives>ZERO spending on anything else you can fucking think ofFood for thought.
>>564103678> 0.1 mpg
>>564103664i mean 2.7 is about half the length of like all the other 2.X stories
None of you actually enjoy cissia's playstyle do you?
>>564103781You forgot the image you dumb bastard
>>564103781What the fuck are you talking about
>>564103894What's wrong with it? I don't have her but I dont see anything bad with it.
>>564103781Is there supposed to be an image, or...?
>>564103894idk, how do i play her?
>>564103502Sweaty, clumsy, and sticky
>>564103781your favorite agent is laughing at you right now
>>564103993>what's wrong with itShe plays like ass and her BiS is another fan hated
>>564103781FORGOR PIC
>>564103894I like the IDEA of CissiaBut I dont like SneedI'm waiting to see 3.x roster teaser before deciding what to do. With NTE coming in 10 days, my bet is Hoyo panic drops their 3.x teaser in the coming and I'll decide what to do based on the characters we see. If they all look like shit then I'll do enough rolls for one pity on Cissia and put her with Sanby.
>>564103936>>564103964>>564103995>>564104041>>564104154
Any slop requests? No limits.
>>564103664The only ones that dragged for me was the Shungus ones.
If you guys care so much about sales, why haven't you left this general and play something that makes more money of your fake sales charts?
>>564104365Aria (robot form) taking a selfie with Kamen Rider 1
burnice is literally me
>>564104365Shunguang's sweaty armpits doko
>>564104154This doesn't look right.
>>564104365bush peek on any (female) agentcan append this to anyone else's request if you're feeling a bit devious
>>564103150>>564101414It's spelled "bunny", not "bnuuy" retard
>>564104365Aria (robot form) covering her exposed crotch with her hands nervously
>>564104609proof?
Dennies? 4 Million.Ether batteries? 167.Hi Fi copies? 900.Investigator logs? 2500.Ether plating agent? 2300.Wengine module? 1200.Pulls? 500. S-Billy with perfect stats? Mine.
want to be rich or die>at least cheap booze staves off the ideation>nyah!
>>564104365Fufu painting her toes
Yidhari Murphy
>>564104389im still doing the shungus story, bit by it, week after weekthink i got maybe an hour left, hope i can finish it soon
>>564104365Vivian being eaten in an alley post rape
>>564104595Because...?
>>564104365A SWAT team rescuing Sunna from a rape dungeon
>>564104365a singular spoon
>>564103106Yuzuha does SPH
My yellow fever has gone nuclear. I'm about to sign up for a foreign dating app. I need chinese pussy on my face or I'll die. fuck zzz for doing this shit to me
>>564105128What agent does BPH? Asking for a friend
>>564105209Zhao
Would you feel bad if your big penor accidentally killed Zhao
>>564105209Isolde used to but you know what happened
>>564104729I've been farming Sbilly discs all month.
>>564105359It would be embarrassing for zhao if my five incherino did that.
>>564104479>>564104605https://litter.catbox.moe/78cabzrsqbortxqw.png
>>564105282Imagine
>>564100907>>564101542>>564102372>>564102819
I love my wife Aria!!!
>>564105485also I know it's not a peek I'll do more later don't worry
!!!airA efiw ym evol I
>>564105485holy kinorino
plapping Zhaoplapping Ellenplapping Harumasa
Yidhari only fucks 2inch pencildicks
>>564105570real>>564105673evil>>564101557imposter
>>564105814
>fun ways to die
I just found out Yanagi killed sukaku's sisterwhat the actual fuck?I was hyped for her to show up...
>>564105861Not gay but 18
>>564105913Pushing her off the edge?
>>564105956She didn't? Soukaku's sister killed herself because she had super cancer or something and then gave her blood to Yanagi. Unless you are memeing and Im a super retard for taking your shit seriously.Anyway, here's some Yanagi boobies
>>564105861Definitely gay, 22
>>564106151Melons, very good
>>564105861Huh. I guess Banyue's outfit would be pretty lewd if he wasn't a robot. It's basically a towel around the waist.
Tsukishiro Yanagi
>want to die>beer stops this thought process>only want to play zzzFuck
Tea and fable reading with bibibot
>>564105956Not really. It's in her character teaser but the oni was already dying and basically to symbolize unity between humans and onis she transfused some of her blood into Yanagi. Yanagi leaves with a powerup because she has oni blood in her now, and she keeps Soukaku.If you're just doing Soukaku's trust events or something then she doesn't know the truth of what happened and just has nightmares because she doesn't know all the info and her imagination incorrectly fills in some details.
>>564106151sounds like something a yanagi loyalist would say to cover for her
>>564106248OUGH OUGH OUGH
this story is peak
>>564106248
I love Komano Manato.
>>564105956She also made nugget anby
>>564106470perfection
>>564106404It is.
nobody asked you mentally ill autist go spend more money you don't have on seed again
>>564106538You have AIDS
yanagi resigned after the ough tape leaked on interknot
>>564106538Eous is s good boy
>>564106404Based
>hate seed>hate idols>have anal worms>jerk off to wormano pornGlad that will never be me.
idk how fags online will try to claim the proxies are good people when they didn't invite Cissia to live at their place
>>564106404I like how SoC is basically 2 mini factions in one. You either get the trio of Lucy Lighter and Caesar, or you get the trio of Burnice Piper and Pulchra.
>>564106803oh my...
Yanagi rapping and twerking.
Now that Cissia is out, what do we think? Must pull?
>>564107035never pull out
>>564106470>>564106248>>564106803Imagine...
Hello /zzz/!>>564105846Yes!>>564104365Aria (either version) singing on top of the VF-25 Messiah or dressed like a mecha-musume version of it! (like the VF-25F Messiah Ranka Lee figurine)
>>564104365anby twerking with a huge ass
>>564106976Hand them over.
>>564106845I think we see Caesar less than any of the others, funny enough.
>>564106976My fucking god
>>564107234Yeah Lucy and Lighter appeared in 2.7 and Caesar was mentioned but not shown. Lucy and Lighter were also in the co-op event and mentioned Caesar but she didn't show up again lol
>>564107234It's NOT funny, I want to see MORE Caesar.
>>564104365WE ARE FUCKING WAITING
>>564105846...live eb ton deen swodahS
Shitguang makes me personally angry so much. I've never witnessed and played such a shit character that it makes me seethe every time I see her and the fake fans she have that are desperately defending how much of a shit character she is. She's so fucking bland and so nothing that it fucking irritates me and makes my brow skin crawl. She's literally ruining the game and the threads for me. I want nothing more than to slit any Shiitguang posters so much holy fuck
They improved the visuals on Billy's ultimate (the Rider Kick). Instead of the small explosion it now does something like a big vertical blast of red lightning.
>>564105485shungus does give the impression of a girl with a nice bush, doesn't she?
>>564107441BAAAAASED
>>564106538Me too!
>>564107414Yeah but have shadows ever been good? Except Shadow the Hedgehog he's my homie
>>564107348>>564107343Did you guys skip 2.6? She molested a teenaged girl and went to jail
>>564101061xd
>red baron pizza in the OVEN>can't help but wish it was a ceasers / burnice pizzaAm I a fucking idiot?
>>564107716
>>564107815Little Caesar's is the pizza of desperation.
>>564107731...On an extremely horny day I could get to 500.Don't judge me. My dad has a dick that could reach to 1000 and I'm thankful for it but my alcoholism and medical drugs have stunted my T levels. I could realistically reach around 800 if i wasn't destroyed
>>564107815Not your blog
>>564107993https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEvqqZ-hvMs
>>564108004>anon is thankful for his dad's dick
>>564108043Foof!We are one
>>564107441>brow skinholy self report
>>564108154>anon has been gifted a dick that is bigger than mostI know this is hard (pun intended) for you to get but holy shit be thankful for what you inherited.
>>564107937does he have a gray cock or a black cock?
>>564108349Good summary of the co op event's story lol
We need to eradicate PUBSEC
>>564108481It's white
Agents that ruined the game:MiyabiVIvianHugoYixuanManatoSEEDYidhariLucia ElowenYe SHITGUANG
>>564108628Why?Be specific
>>564108746They're mean to Cissia ;-;
>>564108680after reviewing the evidence, I have determined this post is... false...
>>564101061Cunning Hares outpost is now level 20join up to SEGGS with Nicoleuid 511641 (NA) have /zzz/ in your signature!
>>564108890>try to join>100/100Remove dead accounts, pls!
Stumbled into a GOD disk for the worst agent
I clear every single commission from 8 /zzz/ outposts and not once have you guys ever thanked me
>>564108680>Manato>Yidhari>LuciaIncorrect.
>>564109640I really like the outfits in this image. Especially Lucia's, makes her look appropriately homeless while still being colorful.
>>564108983just checked, its still 99/100
I self insert into Belle and I want to watch Yuzuha do sexy things with Alice
>>564107212https://litter.catbox.moe/idp17e7tcavabo2n.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/ly9n694wvrff9o92.png>>564107408CAN YOU STOP RUSHING MEI got busy, and didn't specify lewd/more simple requests. Sorry.
>>564108983>>564109819>accuse /zzz/ of seaniggery>NA outposts full>Asia outposts still half-empty even with corpses
>>564106976Anon you need medical help
>>564110065Asia Guilds is legit barren as fuckToo many EUROneets who are aos whales who can't stop spamming that stupid SEED emote
>>564110273Shababababadu~
>>564110023I want robot form Aria BASHFULLY COVERING HER PUSSY
>>564102372>Blonde bimbo with killer body that is main dpsWhat's the cope now? I blame Seed since she was already an unpopular character with a closed team and they tied it to her
>>564105523Cissia Flopped :D
>>564108680you're only right about wormano and you forgot about wormter
>>564107441Zhaobro btw
>>564106805You realize they adopted the Snek right after the events of 2.7
Lucy beats Lighter and he's too afraid of his reputation to seek help
>>564110519Your peanus?
9323 EU has plenty of room
When is burnice black getting added?
>>564110631dont worry, Phaeton will be busy in the city of the sky while Cissia baby sits Random play
>>564110065SEAfags don't socialize, anon.
>>564101061if you got her pregnant would the developing fetuses inside her fight each other to the death and eat their siblings like a real shark?
>>564110519
>>564105523NOOOOOOOOO STOP CRITICIZING MY FAVORITE CHINESE GAMBLING GAME DONT YOU DARE EVEN MENTION ANOTHER GAME DOING THINGS BETTER THAN THIS ONE OR EVEN SUGGEST MY FAVORITE GAME COULD LEARN FROM ANOTHER GAME NO CRITICISM ALLOWED How did ZZZ develop such a giga-hugbox community? Not even other Hoyo games have such ardent white knights. This game is nowhere near good enough to warrant this degree of defensiveness over it. It's a game with zero content besides power-crept-to-oblivion biweekly endgame and the worst story in all of gacha. What is there to defend? Maybe ZZZ could actually learn a thing or too from NTE.Like skins, for example. Where are the casual urban skins in my urban gacha game? All the skins we've gotten are terrible.
Reminder that Woody, Bricky and Grassy are delulus.
Sunna overdosed on fent
>>564101061dialyn why are you looking at me like that?
>>564110519did he draw an elephant?
ben bigger mourns the death of his brother nen who was shot dead in chicago
Stupid sexy Snake...
>>564110972>Like skins, for example. Where are the casual urban skins in my urban gacha game? All the skins we've gotten are terrible.Here's your skin, ZZZ sister.
>>564110972
>>564110972I liked Yu's skin because it makes her ass jiggle
i like how neat and organized the filenames are while the jeet is samefagging
Fufu and Kot are now officially friends.Say and post something nice about both!>nya!
>>564111296H-hi.....
