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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Wiki: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:Game
News: https://dota2.com/news
Patches: https://dota2.com/patches
Updates: https://dota2.com/news/updates
Lore: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Lore
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Bug tracker: https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Dota2-Gameplay/issues
X: https://x.com/dota2

>STATISTICS
https://dota2protracker.com/
https://dotabuff.com
https://opendota.com
https://stratz.com
https://stats.spectral.gg
Personal game data: https://steamcommunity.com/my/gcpd/

>ESPORTS
https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:Esports
https://datdota.com
https://dota2.com/esports
https://gosugamers.net/dota2

last match >>563675296
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What is the ethnic background of this player?
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I think support players have too many rights desu
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>>564119728
Play turbo
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>Mid and Support 4 are LITERAL passive bots
>they do nothing but type GG HC despite them literally just dying non stop by doing nothing.
>literally just AFK against a sniper and blaming everyone else
Just uninstalled this dogshit game, fuck this.
You should probably do the same too. There is no punishment for these niggers being literal braindead bots and trolling with shit torte de lini builds like aether lens lion sitting the back even with a fucking dagger.
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Surrender looks good on you.
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THE LOSS STREAK IS BROKEN
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Buff Hoodwink
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ok the jokes not funny anymore give me human players please
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>>564122282
I hate to tell you this, because AA is one of my favorite heroes: he's dog shit.
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>>564122282
>Abandon
>Picks a troll pick
>She actively doesn't know
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>>564122282
STOP FORCE PICKING HEROES
ALL GAMES NEED PICKS
AN AA WITH SOMETHING LIKE A PA DOESNT DO ANYTHING IF YOU ARENT RUSHING AGHS (AND IF YOU ARENT RUSHING AGHS IN ALL OF YOUR DOGSHIT GAMES AND NOT SOMEHOW AT LEAST WINNING CARRYING IDK WHAT YOU ARE DOING)
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Does Pugnas ult on allies get included in damage taken for post game scoreboard?
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>Haven't been shitting right
>start taking probiotic
>load up today on bacon/eggs/coffee/roasted peanuts/steak/potatoes/spinach/cheese
>literally been shitting for 90 minutes straight
Which hero am I
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why don't we have a barnacle hero?
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>>564124141
Necro.
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>>564124089
Yes. Anything that reduces your health counts as damage taken. If you decrepify yourself you will take less damage and in turn give out less healing. You can also deny kill yourself using this ability which is tracked as well.
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Hello I play DotA 2.
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No one in my games ever types. I'm the only one. Sometimes they type after.
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>>564126264
well its dota not omegle
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>>564126264
That's because they don't speak English or they're auto muting everyone
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"people" who tip r so desperate for any interaction bro im sorry ur not getting ur (you) back we're all losing our souls in this awful game together
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Incredible how this game is so insanely punishing in all regards, I've been playing for a month now and there's no joy to be derived from this thing.
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>sups do nothing (0 smokes bought)
>lose
nice game, dotards
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i wish marci was real
why do bitches gotta have working vocal chords
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I wish I had a poor russian gf who loved dota, american women are all fat hags! gross!
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>QOP
>always farming
>only uses ult for clearing creep waves
>lose the game while she's jungling

reported. so fast.
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>>564129079
theres at least 4 russian femboys itt rn craving for cock
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REMINDER that offlane needs to be reworked. No lane should be this punishing.
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>>564129964
>Gets a crusader lobby
>Gets gapped and well breed
Kekyroo
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>>564129964
damn seems like ZOG unplugged your display mid match again? that sucks
must be some sort of crusader invoker scripter or account buyer that valve 5050'd into your match
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Rubick pickers gotta be the biggest faggots IRL. I just assume they own a fedora.
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guys we did it
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https://files.catbox.moe/3egn2n.jpg
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>>564133174
Go smoke a cock faggot
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imagine giving marci a tongue bath
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fu3LSM0Rq4

FURION CAN YOU TP TOP
FURION CAN YOU TP TOP
FURION CAN YOU TP TOP
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if I get one more support pudge im gonna kms
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>pick huskar
>lose
Name a hero that falls off harder. Name ONE!
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>>564135174
Broodmom if you are playing at your mmr.
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>>564133691
>gets triggered by heterosexual porn
>calls others faggots
Stfu troon you will never be White or a real woman, here's another one you assblasted conquered faggot.

https://files.catbox.moe/1gcqxq.jpg
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>>564136864
is it safe to put my pp in there?
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https://files.catbox.moe/bko4wa.jpg
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Tough day
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>>564137067
stroking
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https://files.catbox.moe/14g86a.webp
https://files.catbox.moe/dhgtsk.webp
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https://files.catbox.moe/zym4oe.webp
https://files.catbox.moe/i23zc5.webp
https://files.catbox.moe/p7cdz5.webp
https://files.catbox.moe/y2w5ij.webp
https://files.catbox.moe/kln7h3.webp
https://files.catbox.moe/f1s93z.webp
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https://files.catbox.moe/nwqpye.webp
https://files.catbox.moe/fpzyoc.webp
https://files.catbox.moe/se9wem.webp
https://files.catbox.moe/ovj78o.webp
https://files.catbox.moe/e9n4sb.webp
https://files.catbox.moe/r4759j.webp
https://files.catbox.moe/39blyl.webp
https://files.catbox.moe/6b3xg3.webp
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https://files.catbox.moe/fgtdsx.webp
https://files.catbox.moe/lvwsko.webp
https://files.catbox.moe/11cfe1.webp
https://files.catbox.moe/wwz2u0.webp
https://files.catbox.moe/og0yw4.webp
https://files.catbox.moe/t6j2d3.webp
https://files.catbox.moe/jiqs31.webp
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im not gooning to dota its not that hot and i hate women get ur porn off my racism app
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So dead we are resorting to posting stale porn.
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very cool images
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DO-TA! DO-TA! DO-TA!
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>calling this site an app

aware
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This is what the world will degrade into, and what it is already degrading into.
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Don't worry, bajs, a new patch will: one with content! And /d2g/ shall be glorious once more!
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marci rape dlc
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I've honestly realized I hate this game. 50 fucking games and my behavior score has gone up 200. Every single game has at least two people on my team who have zero idea what they're doing, losing feels like an aggravating waste of time and winning doesn't feel enjoyable anymore.
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skills issue.
i just did my 15 games and i went up 300 (from 6100 to 6400)
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I don't know whether to fap to marci or mireska. choices
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https://files.catbox.moe/oyuru7.jpeg
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https://files.catbox.moe/ty4bib.png
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aaaaaaaaaaay>>564142048
>>564142048
>>564142048
>>564142048
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I'm slowly learning how to die less. but most of these were losses except for the top one.
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>marci porn
>she's moaning

WRONG!!
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>>564140213
>>564141728
Lina is the hottest dota waifu and im tired of pretending that shes not!
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I'm more of a hoodwink kinda man, myself. or winter wyvern
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Surely if I keep this up then I'll be good at the game eventually, right? Right?!
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NA sleeps
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Buff Hoodwink
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>>564142903
Mmr?
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>>564147305
1.2k
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>techies with nearly 60k hero dmg

that's a little high right?
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>Shit on AM in lane
>After laning he tries 3 times in a row to jump on a support that should be a free kill but each time get CC'd to death and dies
>He tilt and sells his treads to finish his BF
>Dumpster him even harder now that he can't even chase us
I felt bad for his team.
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batyuk is feeding hard holy
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batyuk looks great at times then looks terrible at times
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reddit hates the big map now
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>>564148847
must mean the big map is actually really good now
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Reddit cries About smurfs.
4channy cries about euthanizers.
Me? I like to think those matches are a 4cuck player matched with a redditor as divine punishment for both. Xaxaxa
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>>564129964
That's because pos 4 can get away with griefing and your team will default to blaming you no matter what.
Had a game as axe where my rubick didn't block the easy camp, spammed his bolt on the ranged creep to "secure" it and let 2 ranged heroes zone me out. I naturally left the lane to jungle until I can get a blink dagger to fight. Rubick stayed in lane to die 4 times and screech at me, to which I explained how he griefed me. 2 min later, my whole team starts pinging me and I get muted despite not saying anything since my conversation with rubick. Offlane role is just punishment where you're 3v1.
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>>564151582
You lack test.
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>>564151582
Let me guess, you picked axe into two ranged heros?
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>>564151582
>My support didn't waaaard!!!
Do it yourself
>Muh muh muhhh u
Supppooooort griefed my laaaaneeee
Play mid.
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>>564151785
Their lineup was 3 melee, 2 ranged
Dumb of me to assume the silencer would be 5
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>>564152024
Actually yeah, fair complain then.
Who the fuck picks silencer pos 1?
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Quick disconnect from Yatoro
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This may be my all-time biggest fuckup in Dota, and also the funniest Lotus Orb interaction I have ever seen.
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https://www.opendota.com/matches/8778731474
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>be gimmicky AGI pos1
>die

Woah who would have guessed?!
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>>564153480
>losing to NA
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VP might've forgotten that they aren't NA anymore.
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Rate my hero pool
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>>564163665
(im a support)
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Fuck fuck fuck fuck
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>mid that flamed supports after losing his lane, afk farming and generally being trash is against me since I avoided him
>he lastpicks phoenix, when the enemy team has night stalker as their 3
>double down
>win and shittalk him in all chat, his team does joins in
4k mmr btw, how does he not know that phoenix makes ns useless?
had some good laughs when I see him flying with normal movespeed during fights
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>>564167817
and then everyone clapped
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>Take other meepotards advice of BOTs meepo
>tp to top lane, poof all of the creep
>tp to bot lane, poof all of the creep
>tp to team fight, throw nets and shit
>tp out to fountain to heal
>poof back in with one meepo behind to fight again 10 seconds later
>full 6 slotted with blessed aghs and 5k to spare
I've only played dota for 2 years but this feels like the kind of jank you really can only get from dota
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>>564168717
meepo is definitely overtuned
normally when valve removes a long standing hero limitation (blink on pudge, basher on troll) its with nerfs to compensate but meepo didnt get anything like that
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>>564167817
the mid laner? albert einstein
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>log-in
>queue ranked
>mandatory WK offlane
>mandatory Axe offlane
>mandatory WD, Shadow Shaman, Lion, Lich support shitters
>mandatory ultra late game pos1 that will stay afk for 40mins
>mandatory midlane sniper and invoker

Every game is the same. What's even the point of having 120 heroes? Just delete them and call the game "Defense of the 20 meta shitters"
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>>564175407
Looks like you just got Campo Santo'd
Just wait a year for a new "meta changing patch"
Just kidding you just got Campo Santo'd x2
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>>564175407
>mandatory hoodwink that misses all his spells
>mandatory silencer 5 that farms the safest jungle camps to buy pike
>mandatory 0 impact LC
>mandatory 17min bfury AM
>mandatory jakiro 5 that doesn't harass once despite picking jakiro
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if the bear is a full hero now why isnt it counted for kill streaks huh huhhhhhhhh
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>>564177592
its a hero only when being a hero is good
like how being jewish works
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>pos 5 gooning
>Politely ask them to pull so they get free gold
>they do
>I stoll pull the medium camp and steal wisdom runes
>Win 2v1 because I'm lone chud
Fuarking feels VVhite
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Another PL game. Games back. This draft does seem a little greedy though. Team 'A' needs to finish before 35 minutes or so unless they have a really large lead.
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why are cm players so evil
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Aurora cores are just talented
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What are the odds lmao
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>>564183005
we even won
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monday afternoon dota bouta go meet the other unemployed people wish me luck incels
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How much do casters get paid? Is it worth it? I mean I guess if they have their traveling expenses covered then it's fine.
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>>564184303
also known as proud aryan hours
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>>564183005
That's me
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What are you doing if Axe is coming to RAPE and KILL you?
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>>564188274
MORE WIVES TO BEAT.
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>>564188274
I simply wouldn't allow him to
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>>564188274
literally me and marci
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>>564189193
but what if you couldn't stop him?
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everyone on my team was normal and spoke english and was cordial the entire time even when we were losing
taking notes about playing during workday hours
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>>564188274
i infest his urethra
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>>564189451
valve buffed my ult to pierce debuff immunity
even if he had the black king's bar up his ass and clenched it as hard as he could my cc would still stop him
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>mfw Conjurer's Catalyst on Venomancer
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when your favorite hero gets nerfed to death are you just supposed to stop playing it or what
or do you just go down 10% winrate and lose 2000 mmr and like, accept being seen as a worse player
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>>564191801
youre suppose to learn a new meta heroes to compensate since their being buff got you to that rank in the first place
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>getting mmr because valve overtuned your dogshit cheese hero
:)
>losing mmr because valve nerfed it with -1 hp or whatever
:(
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mirana is such a dogshit support nobody is ever going to get hit by that arrow
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>official PGL stream struggling with to reach 5K viewers
what went wrong
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>>564195647
we re all watching parivision vs aurora
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>>564195880
>can't fucking play the stream becuse endless buffering loops
oh my bad, i didn't know youtube is shit nowadays
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why do herald players destroy items? bro just fucking play the game you're 100 mmr
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I can't stop tilting and throwing games. Every single game i get pissed off at some shit or another, and I just give up on playing with these retards and go jungling and waiting for the other team to win.
Every 15 games my behaviour score tanks and the amount of retards that tilt me increase.
This will only end, I figure, when I'll find a balance of being stealthy ineffectiveness, then lose enough MMR to be reliably stomping retards, which ought to grant me the commend needed to climb back the ranked that really matters, behaviour score.
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>>564197686
I was like this a few months back
take a few weeks break. playing too much dota with these mental asylum escapees it's bound to rub off on you
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how to fix Aeon Disk
>Now has charges,
>restore one charge every 90 secs, maximum 5
>You can also buy charges from fountain for 500 gold
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>>564197686
weak psyche
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>>564198181
>lets make supports (plus the spirit brothers) impossible to kill for no reason
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Wcyd when u have mikoto and nightfall
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>>564197686
why are whitoids so propense to babyrage?
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>>564194946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvQJJfFkMIA
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I'll come back to dota if I can

- Bloodseeker jungle
- Prophet Jungle
- Lycan Jungle

And others. Bring it back valve.
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/d2g/ should stop EUTHANIZING games and start GENOCIDING them tbdesune
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>>564197686
Case in point
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>>564198521
>18 years ago
who cares unc :skull: :joy:
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>>564200393
what's wrong with that? the only weird pick is tiny safe cuz nobody plays him there anymore
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>>564200529
:witheredrose: :skull: :skull: :crying:
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>>564200741
tiny safe is OP rn trenchbro
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>>564201073
not too shabby
havent seen him forever though
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mason please come back
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my psychiatrist is such a bitch. only thing keeping me from cussing her out is the fact that she can send me to the looney bin.

Dota 2
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>>564206686
but enough about thrilligetimate
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>>564198771
>just let me pve my way through this pvp game
no
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our neet aryan prince cant afford a psychiatrist wtf are you talking about
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>>564206910
Jungling has always been /d2g/ approved.
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wher masao
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>>564209036
making hapa babies with saweetheart
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>>564171779
He's down to 50% winrate right now as opposed to hovering around 54% pre 7.41
Meepo is way more fragile early game due to losing the free MR he gets on his ult, lots of magic damage bullies him hard now. The xp gain change, move speed nerf, and moving his +40 poof to a level 15 talent destroyed his early to mid really hard, he basically doesn't get to play in any team fights if there's 4 or even 3 enemies a part of it and early ganks seem so inefficient on him now.
In other lanes his matchups are really polarizing, either they're "I hit level 3 you don't get to exist in lane anymore" or you don't get to farm instead.
When 7.41 did drop he was stupidly strong but that was mainly because of wraps, when they hit both wraps and Meepo at the same time he got insanely nerfed. New Meepo is fun and refreshing with new items available like Butterfly but I'd rather be able to participate in early fights.
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what did big map water park teleporter free shard free heal add to the game
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need some demotivational posts like "you are the only constant"
pls help bros
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>>564212705
stop complaining about teammates
focus on your own game
you are the only constant
if hector was playing in place of you he would win
you will never be skull leader
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>>564212705
you are as good as your team
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>>564214017
>non solo queue
we dont care nigger
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>>564214017
crusader
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>>564198771
man I used to Night Stalker Jungle back then because night time started earlier.

I made Ns Jungle roamer actually work because of Iron Talon.. which secured me levels to initiate ganks once night hit
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>>564197686
I have ~5k matches and I've intentionally griefed two of them (one my team somehow ended up winning lmao). I think I'm either too autistic or not autistic enough to comprehend the thought process of you people.
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>>564214191
it's literally solo queue, you double nigger

>>564214289
Correct, that was quick
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mason please stream i love you and i have more money
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>>564214396
>solo queue
>3 duos
are you fucking retarded you double nigger? solo queue means everyones on their own
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https://www.dotabuff.com/players/60115891
>only spams axe
>48% wr
it's over
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>>564214495
It's solo queue, as I queued solo nigger
I didn't even knew there was a Strict Solo in the options lmao
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I was 3k mmr in 2016 and now I calibrated into guardian 2. What the fuck happened?
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>>564215275
People have gotten vastly better at the game. If you knew how to pull camps back then, get last hits, push towers... the basics you'd be considered a decent player.
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>>564197686
It is in the DNA of all conquered shit colored tribes to fail 'on purpose'. The bottom line is you realize (correctly) that you do not belong in a world where winning matters because you recognize that you're a fucking loser and unless someone superior to you carries your sorry ass your existence is basically meaningless.
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uncs love posting these dota highlights video and ramble about ti3 and shit but dota players were so dogshit back then arteezy built a career and became the poster boy of dota on the single concept of having a farming pattern
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I miss old dota. New dota is fucking gay and I hate it.
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>>564214892
youre so fucking funny holy shit
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The aryan neet is back at it again.
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boy, these SO meetings are really boring...

Defense of the Ancients 2
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>offlane wr gets mad I picked tide mid
happens in your mmr?
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>>564216968
Pudge, any role.
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stop playing this dogshit game already
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never
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im giving dota a chance to get better until valve stops working on that overwatch clone and then maybe i can hang it up if they dont make dota good after coming to their senses
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nothing scratches the itch like dota does
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supports wax and wane, supports love to complain
supports love to hear themselves talk but hate to explain
supports love being another man's judge and jury
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the general turning into an insane asylum
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>turnig
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>>564215996
:^)
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friendly reminder that your opinion on dota 2 matters is worthless unless you are immortal

so please, pose your rank whenever you post your opinion on said subject

thank you

-immortal player
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Why do they keep buffing supports? What's even the point? I'll just jungle all game, think I'm gonna lane against WD and Drow Ranger? Lmao nice one, cya.
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when i die bury me with my sonnenrad chain on
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I wanna masturbate but my dog keeps bugging me. I guess I will just have to do it later.

Unless...
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the 100 hours of unranked requirement for ranked is absolutely not worth it. the games are of extremely intolerable quality. what fucking moron thought this was a good idea. ive spent 3 years trying to get the 100 hours in to play the fucking game.
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>>564217462
they are killing dota so they can put EVERYTHING into a game that can even keep 30k players
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>someone who i have not interacted with starts being mean to me
not trying very hard this game
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>>564225098
It's quite simple, they're trying to suffocate the account selling market. It's much more difficult to boost fresh id's and sell them now. And of course the multi-account spammers that think they can grief on one account and play on the other, now you've invested 100 hours of your life on this, are you sure you wanna go down to 5k behavior score?
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>>564225329
i lost an email and now i havent been able to play the game for 3 years because of this retarded system. its essentially 300 hours of low priority before you can play the game
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>>564225389
actually its worse than low priority, people low priority want to win, these unranked nothing games are just fucking SLOP that people abandon on a whim and frequently has bots that just chain feed.
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mireska looks like THAT?!?!
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hey man im gonna pick a hero that does
L I T E R A L L Y
N O T H I N G
until it has two items even though i could choose to not do that and the enemy team is playing with 5 heroes from minute 1 of thats okay
and if u lose this 4v5 while im masturbating to loli asmr in a part of the jungle that's not visible on the map i'll blame you if thats alright with you
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>>564225918
what rank are you?
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bros, I really hate this neutral item enchantment change. I've had mixed feelings about the randomness element of both neutral items and their enchantments since their introduction. On one hand, the chaos they introduce is kind of funny, on the other hand I have lost a few games because I didn't land appropriate items, like rattlecage on a tank. Overall I'd say their RNG element is more bad than good, so I was initially excited when I read they're changing it (for enchantments at least).
But this shit... this is a step in the wrong direction. Their method of using primary attribute to decide what enchantment is guaranteed to drop screws a bunch of heroes. Feverish only available for intelligence heroes? What about the universal spellcasters? Hell, what about Ogre Magi? Manic only available for universal heroes? That's not even the attribute most of the right clickers are.

So in my opinion this is retarded. But I may be totally missing the point of this change.
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>>564228471
>dota 2
>tank
>lost because no Rattlecage
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>>564229862
What's wrong with racist cage???
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>>564229862
while its true he's coping, he's still objectively right that neutral items AND enchantments are gay as fuck

its just so they can give support those GPM enchantment
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>>564230468
Those are for meepo and LD
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Just sad. If I was on this team I would be so pissed off.
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>>564229862
Are you saying Rattlecage isn't meant for tanks?
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yea just a normal, average game of AA mid
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I queue every role and still get carry and mid sometimes: weird, right?
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I watch MLP/Equestria Girls, but in Russian so it's a lot cooler. Like 20% cooler.

Dota 2.
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>>564238907
that shit ended like decades ago
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>>564239380
Still the best. New gen is weird. I will admit though the movies peaked at Friendship Games.
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Take me to the promised land. Out of the trench.
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>>564241495
constant status?
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>>564241561
giving heals.. but this next game i will build pipe maybe for techies... but idk
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>>564241635
it was a joke about the fact that you are the only constant
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Yo what's wrong with their faces

SWEDEN?!?
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surely, anyone with a winrate above 50% in ranked will climb eventually

right?
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*puts an alchemist 5 picker in your mailbox*
no
*does it 10 more times in a row*
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>>564243956
nah the zog black israelites will 5050 you back to herald
if your cock is uncircumcised its literally over for you
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I love my uncircumsized cock. i can't imagine how much it must suck to not have one.

stays clean too because i use a wolf fleshlight on it every night.
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and im sure all the jews controlling the matchmaking are absolutely malding over your perfect uncut penis of adequate length
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what a game
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How do you cope with your entire decade + steam friend group of like 10 people moving on from dota and never speaking to them again since the last big map change in 2023?
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honestly i had like 50 dota friends and now i only talk to one of them. they didn't even unfriend me or anything they just ignore me. platnium sad
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REMOVE NEUTRAL ITEMS
REMOVE ALL NEW ITEMS
REMOVE INNATE ABILITIES
SHRINK THE MAP
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niggas acting lynchian today
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is this one of those russian trannys i keep hearing about
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>>564250225
call me a desperate loser, but would court and date
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>>564250225
RAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPE
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RESPECT TRANSPEOPLE
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RAPE INTO SUBMISSION
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Reminder that there's no possible way to date a transgender individual without fetishizing their gender identity.

A moral quandary.
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they have one less hole to offer
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I've never had sex with a woman, but guys' assholes feel fucking AMAZING
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>>564241495
why did you start buying a rapier anon?
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>>564241495
also your builld kinda disgusts me
undying has extremely low str gain and you're buying blademail into greaves and pipe that have literally no stats at all
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>>564252295
I literally just heal people and drop tombstone. Blademail is just to stop people from right clicking me. It works in this MMR, but I will adjust as I climb.
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>>564252191
That was for a radiance for some reason. I forget why.
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It's working for the most part
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>>564234396
There are no such thing as "tank" in Dota, LiL bro. And do you know what a complete nothingburger 180 physical damage per 220+ damage instance is?

You pick it, because you didn't roll the Idol, Mandible, Pendulum or Dandelion. And even then, Conjurer's Catalyst is probably more worth.
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>>564253262
t. crusader
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>"But I'm killing the Oglodi", says the Ogre
>"No, you are being controlled by the Keen"
>"Nonsense.I hate the Keen with all my heart. There is no Keen riding over my neck. I am killing the Oglodi." says the ogre
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>>564253412
If the "tank" is Bristleback, I'd even keep Spellslinger from T3.
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>the only way to become part of the Dota scene/streamers is leeching of an already popular streamer like Pablo is doing
It's kind of sad.
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Lmao where did TS pick batyuk up from
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Hear me out for a second. Enchantress mid.
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>>564122948
>STOP FORCE PICKING HEROES
no.

thanks to force picking silencer mid i got really good with him and finally reached immortal (for a long time i had like 30% winrate with him)
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looks like spirit are total garbage without collapse
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>>564258118
batyuk is the new collapse
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>>564199284
But we are no test castrated cuckies that can't 1v9 with an alpha male gigachud carry hero (LD, Meepo, BM).
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First game of the day.
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Why do Alchs not level e? It seems like a stronger spell than the stun and it's not like you can stun on camps either.
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>>564260882
does barely anything for farming, you need to hit tons of times before it gets good and you don't attack that fast early
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>>564119473
>there are still people playing this game in the year of our lord 2012+14
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was mekanism changed to mekansm or was it always mekansm
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what made lone druid good again?
couldn't you do this rat shit in previous patches too?
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>>564261617
It was always Mekansm.
Why? Because d*ta (WC3) developers are (they are still alive) barely literate ESLs and Mekansm sounds cooler.

Brown game btw.
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>>564261617
it was always mekansm
i even remember people mispronouncing it and people correcting them back in dota 1
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>>564261678
He's an industry plant meta hero to try and groom veepo into the next bulldog.
This fake E-celeb shit started with dota 2 powerpoints, btw.
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why did they kill zoo bm only to make him even more cancer
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>>564261678
Pros are slow to figure out what's good, they only follow trends
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>>564261678
Pros are actually bad at the game. I called out this shit months ago.

>>560450761
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>heres your min 50 offlaner bro
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I feel like I cant win any matches as support 4.
I play venge only because thats the only support I know thats kinda okay with most line ups.
but im starting to think she is out of the meta.
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>venge on team
i euthanize
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>>564265787
learn a meta support
stop griefing
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>>564266040
Whats a meta support
Im not playing shadow shaman.
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>>564266130
try these
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sex with venge
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>Keep reading that veno is fantastic this patch
>1w-6l with him so far
What the fuck
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>>564266169
Mhm..? No? There is no pretty goon girlies there?
How am I supposed to goon goon without a cute goon girl avatar?
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>>564266169
>techies
not a support, its a brool pick
>bounty
offlaner
>nyx
CDs too long to be of any use during the laning phase.
>rubick
rubick is a mid by design.
rest are understandable.
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>>564266215
youre just dogshit at the most braindead hero in the game
bet you dont even drop wards off cooldown as you walk places
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This game is getting more meta centric each patch.
You either pick one of the current OP characters with positive winrate or you won't climb in MMR.
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>>564266274
these are the suggestions from d2pt
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>>564266274
weaver autist
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sex with pudge
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Redpill me on weaver autist
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>>564266321
>This game is getting more meta centric each patch.
there has always been meta fotm that accelerate your mmr
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>>564266274
this nigga gets owned by rubick mid
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was that right? bear denied the rax and the notification said it awarded gold to his team
wtf???
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>>564267162
Denying your own buildings gives gold to your team.
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>>564266928
I didnt say that
I say that Rubick is a mid pick, not a support pick.
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>>564267162
you get like a % of the total gold, not the entirety of it.
always been like that.
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>>564267347
since 2019 eh....
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Did Gabe not just fire him but also suck out his soul?
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>>564267992
Too problematic for Valve, sweet baby inc. consultants wanted him gone
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why is od not allowed to be good
he was good exactly once like 12 years ago
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vici is griefing with these dogshit drafts
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>>564268629
He's mid rn, not as awful as he was.

>>564267992
Tobiwan...
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pari is playing support ld
is it good?
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>tune into Dota e-sports
>same few heroes picked and banned every time
We LoL now
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>>564269881
Yes.
Veepo won.
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>>564263589
>>564261678
>LD was never picked or banned once before
>now pros are picking him as pos4 because he's so strong
How are these people getting paid to play this game when they are so bad at it?
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pos4 ld looking like trash
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>>564269957
they need to ban nudota heroes from captains mode
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>>564269957
retard take
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>>564269957
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>>564269957
based take
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>103 heroes picked/banned
>THEY ARE ALL THE SAME
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>>564168717
based i'm that bots meepotard that said to give it a shot
the bots give you so much gpm and pressure the map so hard when you poof all the lanes so the enemy doesn't really have much to do except engage on your team and you can just tp into that and clean up especially with bots2 and an offlaner like axe or lc you can just ks from for even more gpmmaxxing
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>>564272636
>Start TPing on pos 3 blinktard
>Start poofing onto TOing memepo
>He blinks in and you get delivered as a tactical nuke
Will you pull this in a real game?
No.
Will the one time you do it make you cumshart your soul out? Yes.
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>>564272301
>20 heroes are banned/picked 99% of the time
>other heroes are picked maybe once and never again
>"SEE ALL THE HEROES ARE PICKED!!! STOP COMPLAINING CHUDS!"
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>>564272301
t.Smartest Campo Santo dev
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>>564273156
>20 heroes are banned/picked 99% of the time
completely and utterly false retard
you are forced to exaggerate to make your point which is DUMB
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I wish I spoke Russian
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what do as pos3 that coinflipped post lobotomy support
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What are the meta picks.
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Born 2000
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>>564273282
Anon was unfrozen, he comes from the times of T3.
Same for me.

Where is bulldog? LD is meta, he should be winning. Is he banned irl?
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>>564273612
Lobotomy yourself, unga your bunga into BROOOL with your fellow Tard.
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>>564273612
farming pattern with the 3 jungle camps, stacking ancient and getting lane creeps when they walk under your tower. but you also NEED to make a play safe lane or mid, when your lane is brutally raped you need to snap out of it by getting a kill on another lane
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>>564273612
pick alch, abandon lane, get radi at 15 mins and start giving aghs at 20 mins
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How do you find non-ranked game in a timely fashion?
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>>564276031
fun fact: this artist is a korean fujo.
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>>564276267
Post her fujo kino
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bought an account in immortal draft (9k) and honestly ive been doing just fine
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>pick enigma
>enemy team spread apart
>team pinging my black hole
>ult the enemy carry
>enemy venge swaps the carry out
>get tipped and my offlane slark pauses the game
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>>564277003
Literally every single piece of art she makes about mirana and marci
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>>564277180
The only reason people don't pick enigma is shit like this, unless you do a perfect 5man BH every time off CD, your team will shit talk you.
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>>564277285
>Fujo
>Foid on foid
Literally shotgun your brains out straggot
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>>564273612
I can't comprehend what this post means. bros... am I getting old?
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>>564277601
same shit, just the opposite gender.
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is enigma the worst hero in the game now that refresher doesnt refresh bkb
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>>564279047
im sure in the right lineups a 4 second aoe channeled stun is useful
say with magnus and other aoe heroes
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>>564276043
you don't if you're even moderate solo mmr (4k+)
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unc bulba out here lookin like the NFL fan that hits his wife when his team loses
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>>564281179
is he still wearing that same disgusting hat
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>Veepo making it
>DPP making it
Yep, we are back.
/D2G/ in control.
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>>564277174
Fucking die psg



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