New Red Stratagem When? Edition>Previous>>564148303>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWSFeb 10 Machinery of Oppression https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj5JS68ny14Mar 17 Entrenched Division https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3zP5GWoQi0Mar 17 Roadmap https://twitter.com/helldivers2/status/2033907671036743796Mar 20 Uncover the Truth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn_uyAaJ3Z0>LATEST PATCHESMar 17 1.006.100 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/541133047968301984Mar 25 1.006.101 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/507356684541232939Apr 14 1.006.102 (PS5 Low Energy Mode and XBox fixes)
No warbond announcement today
>>564224217that's because it's coming tomorrow dumbass
REINFORCING!!!
>>564224467>HITLER LOST>DEPLOYING HITLER REPLACEMENT
>>564224235ohhhh
Getting real sick of squ'ith bullshit.
>>564224162120mm orbital precision strike never ever
>>564224745what's the point of OPS with 1000~ less damage
Predict the contents of the movie.
>>564224745Isn't it already a 380?
How do I see the stats? I want to see my friends stats.
Growing fond of supply pack + dynamite for stealthdiving. 12 sticks of boom boom on 60 second timers achieves close enough the same thing as C4 for bot spawner destruction, and I get to keep sustaining my Censor and Cuckimatum for big enemies. By the time I'm running out completely, the next supply pack is off cooldown.
>>564225058>this guy retweeting his art every three days saying it's "an old commission"are all artists autists?
sexbond tomorrow
>>564224962Probably wants a 30 second cooldown.
>>564225136The current algorithm boosts retweeting your own stuff now.
>>564224962faster cooldown>>564225018yes, I want an OPS that uses a 120mm shell instead of a 380mm so it can have a faster cooldown
>>564219442>>564219796The harvester legs are similar to the factory strider's "leg assembly" in that it's a contiguous part that is enshrouded by an exterior armored shell. Destroying the armored shell pieces permits access to directly attack the softer leg meat underneath. However careful aim can let you bypass the armor entirely if you focus your fire on the joints or the feet. Realistically the feet are the far easier target. That said, often times it is easier to get LOS on a harvester's hip joint than it is to get LOS on its toes.It is worth mentioning that pyrotech grenades are very good at torching the toes of both the harvester and factory strider. When applying pyros to their feet, it is a good idea to supplement that damage with additional weapons fire.>>564222215You should go for the hip or the toes. Going for the eye both takes longer and upgrades the harvester's firepower for some dumbass reason. I'm not even making this up. For some reason destroying the lens that focuses the laser beam doesn't disable the weapon but instead UPGRADES its fucking firepower.
Tier 6 hangar upgrade that lets eagle use two different weapons in the same pass
Tier 6 hangar upgrade that lets me grab two handfuls of eagle tits
>>564225317I'd actually be okay with the damaged eye boosting the damage output if using it set the harvester on fire as a trade-off.
Tier 6 ship module that let's me carry a second secondary pistol (or melee)
>>564225490It would be nice destroying it at least disabled the FUCKYOU arc thrower that instagibs you whenever it decides to remember that it has it.
>>564225317>Arrowhead: we don't want to encourage a leg meta>here's another enemy that is best dealt with by shooting pieces of it's legs
>>564225010CELEBRITY CAMEO DEATH MONTAGE
>>564225581destroying the lower horn does thatdestroying the upper horn disables the shield gen
>>564225784Meow Skulls my beloved...
>>564226037>destroying the lower horn does that>destroying the upper horn disables the shield genNot true. That's some reddit myth from people who would be better at designing enemies than narrowhead and project their ideas onto the swedes. Both the upper and lower horn are shield generators, and the harvester needs both intact for the shield to function. The harvester is just autistic and is sometimes really fucking slow at pulling the trigger on its arc thrower.You can test this out by dropping into a low difficulty mission solo with a "destroy the harvesters" objective. Go destroy the lower horn and then just loiter nearby. It will eventually zap you. You'll also note that the shield will never regenerate while the lower horn is destroyed despite the upper horn remaining intact.
>>564226037
>>564224619>>564225317Fresh Harvesters. Usually takes about 3/4ths charge to get through both the shield and the body. The reason I think shooting the eye is faster is because the LC deals burn damage.
>>564226080We're in the wrong general
>>564226338>>564226492bro... my life is a lie...
>>564226678RARE Rare moment of someone actually accepting video evidence that refutes their statementRARE
please pray for me so my dumbass cat will stop screaming at the window
>>564225010>rookie diver throws a 500kg>lands on his feet>"sweet libert-"
>>564226917well yeah cuz i was wrong and not a troll deliberately spreading misinformation for (you)s
>>564226979sneed
>>564226979https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeT9Oc65Hscmeanwhile at anon's window
>>564225010Jason Momoa or whoever it was will not die. There will be a cameo by Ryan Reynolds and/or Nathan Fillian as a rookie who dies in comedic fashion.Here's a long shot prediction: they will discover that helldivers are clones and the story will be about the helldivers over throwing super earth or some stupid shit like that.
>>564227150I thought I had a pic of the batcat from monhun making the same face but this will have to do
>>564225010https://files.catbox.moe/zgqh02.mp3 obligatory
>>564225317>we want the game to be grounded, realistic, and believable>except for the enemies, they get to behave in the exact opposite way you'd expect
>>564228460The initials of your in-game names spell fren :)
>>564227698>404 Linkwhat did he meant by this?
The warbond trailer Playlist updated today and went from 9 videos to 10 but the 10th is hidden
>>564229051Find it then. I need to get excited about the new content to consume!
>>564228460Total Soap Death
>>564229128But I am le tired
>>564229128nigga that means it's privated
>citizens are reminded that left-handedness remains a non-threatening trait.How is that genetic defect even still a thing on Super Earth?What are the Ministry of Humanity doing, letting subhumans like that continue to exist?
>>564228460I want some gfl skin replacements, where can I find these?
>>564229329theres browns and blacks so yeah
The leaked armor for the pilot warbond look lame
>>564229128You want my trailer? You can have it!
>>564229813They're super slim because they're all light armors. I actually wouldn't be surprised if they had meaty mech-related passive, but have the first negative passive in like a -25 armor reduction so you just eat shit outside of a mech.
>>564229813>>564229978?
>>564229978>>564229813>Increase Vehicle ammo by 25%>Increase Vehicle move speed by 20%
The new armored FRV with the automated Liberator has supply boxes in the rear.
>>564230290I assume this is a vehicle resupply rather than a player resupply
>>564230334No, it's player resupplies.
>>564225581just dodge the arc shot by diving bro>powerscalers will then use this information for helldivers having a faster than light reaction time
>>564230290>supply pack babies get to deliver resupplies to the vehicles>stims removed from the crutch pacl entirelythoughts?
>>564230421Prove it
>>564230290THIS, this is exactly how you get players to actually want to get into and protect vehicles.
>>564230581I think you should find a pvp game and seethe about that instead
>>564229908i miss this rogerthe nu-roger has no aura and looks like mario
>>564225317>damaged beamer pic>damage increasesI wish that was reflected somehow gameplay wise>scattered laser beam of different colors>overheating causing it to blow upAnything, really.All you get is >increased damage because the illuminate are retarded and don't know how to break all beamers on their own to get a flat damage boost with no drawbacks.
>>564229365nexus but sometimes mods troon out and delete them so hurry up
>>564229173vidya butts never
>>564225317>For some reason destroying the lens that focuses the laser beam doesn't disable the weapon but instead UPGRADES its fucking firepower.It's like when Simon Phoenix breaks off the end of his laser gun tool in Demolition Man
maybe they should just give weapons more ammo and reduce the amount of stims given from the supply pack to 1 so it's not practically required to bring the supply pack if you're using things like the HMG or the scorcher or any other weapon with no ammo
>>564230290what would be the point of a mobile resupply in this game when supply pack exists
>>564231207She's up soon ackshyually
>>564230769Prove that the yellow box that has always meant supply box is actually for vehicles.
>>564225581Tbf I forget I have some of my weapons a lot
>>564231567>Reading comprehension
>>564231554ACK!
>>564231515>Stealth/solodiving but want to use C4 or another backpackIt completely frees up your ass slot and doubles as transportation, AND has an automated Liberator on top.
>>564230290>sentry>supply pack>armoredwow the ultimate solofag mobile
>>564230581>grrr im so angry that people can have extra stimsi think people that unironically think this are massive fags
>>564231773besides being stuck in a warbond, what is going to be the obvious downside? only one use per mission? massively increased cooldown?
>>564231773>>564231871it's still an frv relax
>>564231871a peeble and its over
>>564231871All that extra weight in the back makes it even more unmaneuvarable and rollover-prone.
>>564231871unless they slap it with something retarded like two use limit it's gonne be the first truly p2w gem in the game>>564231990are you one of those retards permanently stuck in their inability to drive the frv?
>>564232063you need to calm down, the warbond isn't even out yet and you're already frothing
>>564231871step out and it headshots you trying to shoot a scavenger
>>564231871>besides being stuck in a warbondThe vehicle upgrading will not be from a warbond you retard. It'll be free for everyone.
if a single resupply breaks the game, why can i call one every 3 minutes?
warbond tomorrow?
>>564231628>>564230334>I assume this is a vehicle resupply rather than a player resupplyWhy would it be a vehicle resupplier?
>The vehicle upgrading will not be from-ACKNot happening reatrd
>>564232401Because this is an easy game for babies who want to think they're being challenged without being at any actual risk of failure.
>>564232429>This may be a vehicle resupply>No>Prove it>I can'tConversation over. Go back to school ESL.
>>564232417the trailer for it, probably. If the swedes didn't let their natural laziness stop them from keeping their word.
>>564232345if you're wrong i expect you to post hands
>>564232437Why would vehicle upgrading be inside of the warbond? Do you think they're going to release a ultra large warbond with three FRVs and three mechs? Are you retarded? The warbond will have the new primaries, armors and cosmetics, plus a stratagem that's related to vehicles. That's it. The vehicle upgrading will all be free and will require samples.
>>564232608Show me which Warbonds have the FRV, Mech and Bastion in them.
>>564232565>This may be a vehicle resupply>Prove it>I can'tConversation over.
>>564230832>>564231870definitely not seething solofags with 50 stims used per mission
>>564232565You're the one making wild assertions to the point of making up entirely new mechanics that don't exist>Giant land dwelling sex sharks exist>No they don't? Regular sharks do though>PROVE IT
>>564232770>He actually think he has a valid point writing this ESL
>>564232862>He actually think he hasIronic
>>564232846>PROVE IThttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SharkMaybe learn the difference between suggesting something and demanding it be called something its not.
>>564231554>ak12>welrod>STAR?fuuuuark
>>564232939>>564232846Anon assumed its a vehicle resupply and I see where hes coming from because for one it looks fucking nothing like the normal resupply box. Its 2-3 times its size it looks like it could be a vehicle resupply. You spazzed out at this suggestion and think its 100% a player resupply but there is no information to prove that yet. Calm the fuck down you D7 shitter.
>>564231871Maybe it's going to be slower due to the extra weight, and the sentry is going to be AP2 or AP3 versus the regular FRV's AP4 HMG. And unless it's been explicitly shown that it's a 4-seater, maybe it can only seat two, driver and shotgun.
>>564232741reading comprehension status: utter failure
>>564232846>making up entirely new mechanics that don't existYou mean like the time they added vehicles? Vehicle resupply in the vehicle update would be the least unexpected feature.
>he got btfo so he's pretending to be someone else
>>564232967I accept your deranged concession. Maybe leave arguing to the big boys next time.
>>564232846>Vehicle update adding vehicle resupply is on the same tier as land sharks
>>564229173>>564229365>>564231554fuck off, trannies
>>564233218Conceded nothing, you got BTFO and now you're samefagging and shitposting to save face. Next time don't call something confirmed when it isn't retard.
>>564233065>>564233234Gonna fucking laugh hard when it's a bog standard resupply box which is already an insane sell for this FRV and you queers are instead imagining a magic vehicle restocker. Use your fucking brains.
>>564230334>>564230421>>564230769>I wonder if this is X>No fuck you its Y>Can you prove that? >NO FUCK YOU REEE REEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEJesus Christ touch grass. Its a video game forum people are going to talk about different potential ideas.
>>564226496>shooting the shield with the LCshit nigger what are you doing? Pop the shield with something with more DPS than the LC.
>>564233283>Samefagging somehow despite only responding to one person and not even pretending to be other peopleGucci on another melty once again
>>564233331Gonna just go "Well that's disappointing" and move on with my life but laugh at that time you got so triggered by an idea.
>>564233331If i cope and shit up the thread enough it will come true
>do you really think AH is going to release another mech and vehicle like they have for every past mech vehicle, both in this game and the prequel, instead of making a brand new vehicle loadout system, despite the fact the game is 90% outsourced and practically in maintenance mode?he has to be retarded
>>564233283far more believable that its just a supply box desu
>>564233428>Minigun Mech>Auto Mech>Fire Mech>Nade Mech>Tank Cannon MechThis would be bloated.
>>564226678>>564227114In your defense, it's an easy myth to believe. Tying the arc weapon to the lower horn would be good enemy design since it would let players with knowledge of enemy weaknesses to meaningfully contribute towards defeating an elite enemy without needing a heavy weapon that deletes that enemy outright. But swedes don't do good game design.As I type this, I realize that I've never tested if destroying the eyeball disables the arc weapon. I doubt that it does because this is narrowhead that we're talking about, and I think that at least somebody would have mentioned that destroying the eye disables the arc weapon by now.
>>564233420You're the one who started getting aggro with the pre-meltdown>>564231628
>>564233392it's obviously projection
>>564233538Pointing out that you failed to understand basic English isn't anything more than disappointment that you got mad rather than being productive.
>>564228389>man who hates SWEDEN with every fiber of his being realizes that he does not hate SWEDEN enough.
I hope is a normal ressupply mechfags deserve nothing
>making up a brand new mech out of thin airretarded it is
>>564233640Still haven't proven it is what you believe it is while you're still having a melty lmao
>>564233331I think you just get mad at games you like because you're tsundere for Swedish cock.
>>564233640you literally got mad first as always, gucci. always spazzing out like this and dragging it out for hours
I need more prayers to silence my window screeching car/hdg/, lend me your power!
>>564233803I never suggested it was and nor do I 'need' to prove it.
>>564233925don't prayplay with your catbuy a laser pointer and make them run in circles for 15 minutes
>>564233925Just take the key out lmfao
>>564233925No, I am praying so that the caterwauling gets even louder.
I do not care about mechdiver armor or cars. Things that I want to know>are we getting the expendable MG?>are we getting that rocket pistol?>How much ammo does the rocket pistol have?>how much demo force does the rocket pistol have?>can the rocket pistol need a lockon to fire, or can it be dumbfired?
>>564233943>>564230334>I assume this is a vehicle resupply rather than a player resupply
>>564233925>DO YOU WANT TOTAL WAR
We have the leaks already you tards https://www.reddit.com/r/HellDiversLeaks/comments/1s8ch0f/upcoming_vehicle_probably_warbond_part_2/Its 5 unique new vehicles
>>564234010I did that but with a length of rope for like half an hourit laid down and went to sleep for like 10 min then got back up and resumed screaming>>564234021explode>>564234067double explode
>>564234150>Assume Gosh anon are you really this dumb?
>>564234104YesYesNo one knowsNo one knowsNo one knows
>>564234273Assuming retarded shit is still retarded
>>564234273Not as dumb as someone who actually thought it was a vehicle resupply LMAO
>>564234426Adding one of the most requested features is a normal thing to assume coming in a major vehicle update. Getting triggered by it isn't. >>564234450>Anon still doesn't know the difference between a possibility and a certainty ESL
>I do not think having access to 12 stims at all times and being 100% self sufficient is good for the balance of this cooperative game....>OOOOOOH FUCK YOU JUST LOWER THE DIFFICULTY SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO HAVE ____FUN____ OVER HERE FUCKING CHOMO I BET YOU'RE A FAG I BET YOU RIM MALE ASSHOLES MAYBE TAKE UP A PVP GAME INSTEAD HUH JUST FUCK OFFwhy are they like this?
>>564234426>Vehicle resupply is retardedNOT adding vehicle resupply is retarded. But that means we won't get it because >Arrowhead
>>564234534Anon, you literally meltied first. Nobody not mad goes>Reading comprehension
>>564234601So don't use them. No one is forcing you to stim.
>>564233925eat it
>>564234632You seemed obsessed with this idea I am anything but just amused that you can't tell the difference between a certainty and a possibility. I wasn't even rude, I just asked prove it and you absolutely melted down over it. Since I know you need the last reply you can have it, I proved my point that you failed at basic reading comprehension.
sex with the armored FRV
Work for Swedes start in about 3-4 hours, trailer probs in about 5 hours
so you are telling me i have to call in a vehicle to resupply another vehicle instead of just having a b2 heavy supply pack?
>>564224162I got democratic demolition, dust devils, control group, redacted regiment, urban legends, servants of freedom, siege breakers and borderline justiceAm I good so far? I got 1000 spare waiting for the next warbond
>>564234786Hey just a reminder that it's a regular supply box and you're retarded for thinking otherwise :)
>>564234421>yes>yesBut is that a "this warbond" yes or a "this might rot in the files for 2 years" yes?
>>564234914do you think you can earn 1000 sc in the next three days?
>>564234853>!!>!!>!
>i'm actually amused :^) :^) :^)lolkek even
>>564234903>just having a b2 heavy supply pack?We don't have any leaks on what Stratagem is in the warbond. If AH is adding vehicle resupply then there might be something in the Warbond as well as the FRV having one.Or, more likely, fuck all for everyone enjoy your 10m cooldown to fire 5 bullets.
>>564234914Hold but if you dont like the new bond buy entrenched division
>>564235048Its just dolphin porn
>>564235034This warbond. AH purposefully leak this shit its just advertising for them.
>>564234914Viper commandos for meth stims is pretty good, cutting edge for plasma punisher (and base sickle) is also quite good, polar pats for purifier. If you're happy then it's good. Meth stims get picked almost universally so it's not a big miss to not have it, plasma punisher is pretty great for bots and appropriators, libcarb for mindless masses as a baby stalwart, and purifier I've used for thousands of bot kills. I think you've got all the warbonds for highly rec'd stratagems, the ones I'd recommend are for primaries. Also the gas warbond but only for the gas nade, that's been my sole pick since it came out, it's so good.
>>564234786Actual melty lmao
AH could fuck up a wet dream, they're not leaking this shit on purpose
>>564235035Maybe through bugdive farming, got 1010 super shekels with 600 unclaimed from other warbonds>>564235349I was tempted to get chemical agents to be Hitler’s top guy and its his birthday today but went with borderline because the lever action is good, not a fan of the armor desu
>>564233256I'm not even someone you quoted, but that's a massive projection you just posted
>>564235413>they're not leaking this shit on purposeThey absolutely are. There is an entire dedicated fanbase all over Discord, Youtube and Reddit posting about leaks all day every day. Its harvesting free goyim time for just releasing half baked assets into the file which don't need to be released.
>>564235048>it's a squid mind control video
>>564235575>the myth of arrowhead competency
>>56423504842 DAY THEORY CONFIRMEDTRAILER DROPPING IN ROUGHLY 7-8 HOURS
>>564235695More like incompetency turned boon.
AH absolutely are not. AH has no version control due to incompetence and it shows. they were baffled when people started asking about demo force and durable damage because they didn't expect players to ever find out about those mechanics. they could not give less of a shit about their fanbase
>>564235745ChatGPT could have told you this.
>>564232828even on my most meme'd missions i've never passed 29
>>564234203>vehicle (probably) warbondeven this is speculation
>>564235921No it isn't because every single warbond has been leaked in advanced
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242577156492It won't be like the how Meridia actually was but it'll be pretty damn close if everything goes well. Bring a shotgun. Bring two shotguns.
>>564231871It still won't protect you when I flub a Punisher Plasma shot from the rumble seat, killing myself and 2 others.
>>564235498finish your warbungas before buying any more. squid blitz missions are the fastest way to grind medals iirc, just bring orb gatling, 120mm, strafing run, and like a warp pack or something. ultimatum will be useful for the ships but you could also bring the nade pistol ig
>Vehicle armors are just irl pilot themed Lame. Where is my giant halberd+repair tool.
>>564236146This isn't 40gay
>>564236146where it belongs; stuck in an overpriced euro toy franchise
>>564236146Imagine thinking this looks cool
>>564233925Could be worse, my car keeps locking my key into the ignition and not letting go so I had to pull the negative terminal like 3 times todayI know you mean cat but I want to be funny and if you're allowed to vent on a swedish squid-hunting forum then so am I damnit
>>5642360043/4 still got a spot left for the duck hunt.
>>564236278Imagine thinking it doesn't
>>564236278>>564236327Imagine thinking
>>564236278
>>564236004FULL
>>564236278space marines are gay as hell, the best stories in 40k are about regular humans getting thrown into meat grinders and getting their souls eaten by daemons or getting executed because a bureaucrat mistyped a number on a spreadsheet and shit like that, it's way more fun
>>564236535>Cadia queerYour faction's entire personality is MUH CADIA STANDS while they're slowly replaced by browns.
>>564236226>euroIts British you idiot. That means its Middle Eastern not Euro.
>>564236652there was no mention of cadia or the guard in that post, you should probably try reading things before you post
>>564236652>cadia stands idle
>>564236278it's cooler when it's not a faggy little MAN doll for MANLY MEN
>>564233925pick the little fella up and give him some love
>Of all the 40k stuff u chose to use a techmarinecmon son, dont self grief
>>564236805Please every "muh normal people are cooler" faggot is a Cadia player.
>>564236652Cadia stands with the MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+ community :^)
>>564237085sisters of battle? inquisitorial retinues? the 700 other regiments of guardsmen that aren't cadians? do you even know what any of those are or do you only know what cadians and blueberries are?
>12 gauge flechette are not used in real life because this shit is not effectiveWho else among you knew about this
>>564237008>Ch*osDisgusting.
>>564237232NTA but>sisters of battle>normal peoplewhat
>>564237328they're baseline humans, anon, they just have power armor and pray really hard.
>>564236218Of course not, we're not in your bedroom
>>564237483I am
>>564233925butter up your windows with margarine
How you fix the sterilizer now that fire has a confusion effect when making flame contact? It makes gas confusion only slightly better since it lingers after contact but gas does very little damage. The only thing I can think of is that gas gives the acid rain armor level debuff.
I've noticed all the new FRVs have stronger looking wheels and armor plating. I'm guessing that's actually part of the Vehicle Upgrade Bay, right? Because if they have these, and the normal FRV doesn't, well then it's pretty fucking power crept out.
>>564239209That alone would be perfect, just don't give it to the gas dog.
>>564237232>diet space marines>space HoA>diet cadians
>>564239209>The only thing I can think of is that gas gives the acid rain armor level debuff.that's because you're dumb
>>564239446And what do you suggest?
>>564225010Shitty version of that one movie that baits you into thinking the protags are Samuel Jackson and the rock.
>>564239346is that the best you got?
ARE YOU EXCITED FOR THE WARBOND TRAILER IN A FEW HOURS?
*pew* *pew* *pew* >:3
>>564239875can't wait for people to try using this thing as mobile cover only for the hitbox on the shield to be desynced and instakill anyone near it when the pilot moves.
>>564236278>Imagine thinking this looks coolWhat I think whenever some zoomoid shows me the "hype moments of aura" from the meme anime of the month>>564236652TRVKEGuardsloppers seething
>>564239692>Mech march with warbond>Superior Super Earth Steel across x4 divers>Instantly, mission win percentages spike by double digits.>J.O.E.L. is asleep and misses his shift>has to take a mandatory day off to recover>We capture 5 planets in the span of 48>Sweden nerfs mechs into the ground>first ever sixtouple level 40 12 hour invasion across 3 frontsI AM FUCKING READYYYY
>>564239875Watch the shield being light pen with 1000 HP and 80% durable 0% explosive resist
>>564239875I really hope holding the button assigned to the shield arm makes it slide in front of you fully, because it isn't doing shit in that position.
>>5642360043/4GG
I like the quasar
>>564240354what's not to like? it's good and you can take a backpack with it. luv me queso
>>564240409>what's not to like?the scope
>>564239875I hope the shield can be put in place like the flag.
hellpod mecha when
>>564240483
>>564239209Keep it exactly as is right now and make it apply the acid rain debuff/DOT for 5 or 10 seconds.Or do something cool like rework (never happening lmao) the lame gas into an acidic slime globule launcher that latches on to and melts body part armor rating over time wherever it hits, up to a two point reduction after maybe 10 seconds for the first point and one minute for the second reduction, I.E total rating going from ap5 to ap3>>564239875>fires regular gl rounds because of swiggerisms
>>564240409>what's not to likeThe charge up or the fact i can't kill a dog in a timely manner.Easily the worst AT.
>botnigger
Let me guess, you *need* more?
>>564239569not giving it a game-breaking ability
For me it's the Lumberer
>>564240951i sniffa the leandiver (female)
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242580335117/DUDE 4/20 BLAZE IT LMAO
>>564240951Yes, I need more grenades
any news?any new content?anything new at all?have the sw*des (Allah forgive me for uttering this word) stopped being such dumb fucking lazy niggers?anything beyond the leaks we've seen?
>>564241326come back in a few hours they're going to release the trailer for the new warbond soon. probably. but you'll still be disappointed. everything about this game is a disappointment
>>564241326All but confirmed the trailer is dropping in 7-8 hours.
>>564241326cultists, justice, fix for all host bugs, d11, and alexus being thrown into a pack of feral new swedes tomorrow trust the plan
>>564241326warbond trailer tomorrow or next tuesdaywarbond on thursday or the following thursdayswiggers are swiggersmy prediction is that all vehicles and some unrelated mechanic is going to break all at once upon warbond releasemanual vaulting is going to remain broken
For fuck sake will they ever fix the invisible corpses on the bug front?
>>564241539>justicethis one is definitely never happening
>>564240908good morning, saari slippers
>When the wearer takes damage, they regain some stamina. Provides a higher armor rating.Is this a good thing? What percentage of stamina are you regaining?
>>564236104I really don’t like the blitz where you are put in a big map with only ten minutes, missile defense ones are fun solely due to me not having to bring my warp pack
>>5642412582/4
>>564241674they are never EVER fixing this shit on any front. You will continue enjoying shooting invisible corpses, ramming your FRV into invisible brick (corpse) walls and being unable to navigate any tight spaces like mega nest chokepoint if you dare kill a heavy near it and you WILL like it.
>about to lose my job>30k$ in debt>type 2 diabetes>pet dog died a few days ago>recently got my eviction noteBUT HEY WE ARE GETTING A NEW WARBOND SOON, I FINALLY HAVE SOMETHING TO LOOK FOWARD TO HAHAHAHAHAHA MAYBE MY LIFE ISN'T TOO BAD
>>564241946lol get fucked
>>564241946go to your states local unemployment office and get a warehouse job. You make a bunch of money just being awake and moving back and forth. Usually the jobs are in 3 or 4 days with long weekends for gaming.
>>564241946it could always be worse, I guess...
>>564241946I feel you bro, my life is so fucking empty the only thing that kept me from going insane is the hype for the next media sloppa
>>564241946You'll make it, bro. As for your dog, you have my heartfelt condolences.
>>564241946Keep holding on, you'll make it.
>>564241258still 3/4 but launching
>>564241946I LOVE MY JOB
>>564241946Just stop being a slave dude, you're too dependent on the system, move into the woods, build your own little shack and work part time jobs, you don't need all that shit, be free. Alternatively you can live in a van, you can shower in the local gym, buy a Starlink kit for internet, ect.....
>>564241886>unable to navigate any tight spaces like mega nest chokepoint if you dare kill a heavy near it and you WILL like it.This is exactly what's got me tilted. 3 chargers, 2 impalers, 2 bile titans and I can't tell where the fuck I'm stepping because there are invisible walls everywhere but of course it doesn't apply to the enemies that casually surround me
Trailer tomorrow(real)
>>564243520Doubt.
>>564239209>>564240639>acid rain debuffYou morons need to stop fucking asking for this. It's gas, not acid, they're two entirely different things. Just let it leave lingering clouds that give the standard Gas Grenade/Mine/Mortar confusion duration, and it'll be plenty strong. Flamethrowers can only slow/confuse one enemy at a time, allowing the Sterilizer to leave behind gas clouds that can confuse an entire fucking Bug Breach would make it plenty powerful, because now you don't have to get within melee range of enemies to gas them.If you want the acid rain debuff, tell AH to give us acid weapons and stratagems. Don't ask them to apply an entirely different status effect to an existing one. Or do you also want the acid rain effect to also gas everything? Because that's how fucking stupid you sound.
>>564243719Suck my cock. Gas is a failure, rework it into something cool and good you lazy fucking swigger.
>>564243719Orbital acid airburst would be kino AF, give it NOW!
>>564243719It's caustic gas.
sex with bots
2nd Cyberstan Reconquista when?
>>564241258full
>>5642412583/4
>>564241258FVLL again
>>564241258>>5642450853/4 gain
>>564239875>only 6 roundsthis thing is durely going to be shooting something on par with the leveller, surely
>>564243719Acid (not gas) grenade would be fucking kino for MG users. Armour class matching making you to 65% damage would cause acid-afflicted enemies to take shitloads more damage from the MMG and make light pen weapons actually viable.
>>564241539>>564241678the lib pen IS the justice i am sorry to say>>564241765a few pointsit works with dead sprint and that's at it
>>564243719this, acid autism is reddit shit
>>564225784meow skulls owes me a pawjob
>>564245456>libpen is the justiceI know but I don't want to accept it
>>564245621okay what is 4chan shit then
light pen weapons /are/ viable shitter, learn to aim and you'll be killing shit quicker than magdumping center mass
I didn't even know there was a warbond getting released soon since my expectation for AH is rock bottom already.>read the roadmapno lol
>>564245696Anti-semitic autism.
>>564243719The gas is explicitly stated to be a highly aggressive chemical that is capable of eating away at flesh and even metal, not merely being restricted to damage via inhalation. This is why it also damages automatons.
>>564245456shut your ugly whore mouthwe WILL get battle rifle kino someday
AH will deliver on their roadmap promises.Trvst the plan you stupid fucking goys!Warbond trailer soon and you WILL love it!
>>564245375You are now imagining bringing a HMG, inflicting acid on a Bile Titan, and tearing its head the fuck apart.
>>564246010Yes, that's why it deals damage over time to enemies who are inflicted with the status effect.
Not sure exactly what the timing is but you can reload instantly by swapping back and forth between fpv and third person, worked for liberator, HMG, and AC for me. I think it's triggered by switching into fpv at the beginning or end of a reloading stage but if you just spam your button to swap you'll reload immediately when it triggers.
>>564246307video or GTFO
>The Blob would rather play mindless masses than bugsKEEEEK
>>564246651People go where the DSS is.
>>564246307big if truetho nerftrannies will make sure this bug does not live longer than 3 days.
I wish the maxigun sounded manlierSounds like a lego waterfall hitting flies
>>564246782Cope.People voted it to the squid world and not a bug world
>>564246823They changed the sfx when they buffed it, it sounds so much worse I agree
>>564246823mod it, sounds been garbage day 1
>>564247024They never changed it
>>564246365>>564246784could just be shit ass network and performance, game has felt markedly worse these last 2 weeks for me at least.
>>564245886it sucks that logical stances like what's described in that post (apart from the very last bit) have been forever soured because they were uttered by egotistical swedes who had no idea how to implement what they were talking about properly
>>564246289If you aren't a swigger already you should move there. You'd fit right in with the other metrosexuals faggots in stockholm.
>>564246034realistically, how would the justice differ? it would have to be some kind of libpen sidegrade, but we already have the coyote and the judi
>>564241124>anti tank emplacementGod I hope this thing isn’t behind a warbondI love that thing and my gripe with the ATE is it taking two business days to turn, it makes missile defense missions trivial >>564237008I put way more hours in Darktide than Space Marine 2, hardly touched the PvE after beating the campaign and wont spend my shekels on cosmetics just to larp as Hatemonger I only bought the imperium upgrade and Aquila bundle for Cadian cosmetics not buying anything else its a first person game
>>564247287They did, maybie unintentionally but they did, it had more "impact" before the buff
>>564247523I'm surprised overseercan survive a direct hit from this shit.
>>564247523That's less a gripe and more a minor nitpick. It's a heavy artillery piece, it shouldn't rotate quickly.
>>56424746720rnd magsAP3150 damage40 durable450rpm full auto45 ergo4x scope default, 10x availablekicks like a goddamn mule, borderline uncontrollable
>>564247690so you want the adjudicator but with diligence-tier damage
>>564247690So the DCS but more OP?
>>564235869grok already confirmed this
>>564248025@grok is this real
>>564247601Squids are explicitly designed to be hard to kill in one hit. Which is a good thing, since the game would be boring as all fuck if you could kill everything in one hit.
>>564247805with significantly more recoil to compensate. Also I misread the OG statline, it has 400rpm which with that damage line would only give it about 12% higher DPS and 10% more damage per mag than the judy.>>564247841the DCS is a bad weapon so yes.
>>564247378I think they just hate their audience. From the beginning they were already bitching about how they got the "CoD crowd" while their game is literally catered towards the PS5 consumers.
Predator strain with randoms is simply terrible. They used up all their reinforcements before even reaching the main mission.
It keeps bothering me.
>>564248051Can we get snopes to verify this fact?
What's the optimal loadout for appropriator, I'm getting filtered hard on D8 due to how easy it was for the team to get scattered if there's a reinforcement
>>564247523>my gripe with the ATE is it taking two business days to turnhe doesn't know
>>564248275Shoot it then.
>squid tower made all my strats shorter and easierGet fucked
>>564248380why would I shoot my squid wife?
>>564248312I don't personally bring it but I've seen AC shred them pretty efficiently. I was leveling the shotgun from the newest warbond and that rapes the Appropriators since they love to get close.
>>564248312maximum boolet
Whenever I do destroy the void tower missions (forgot the name), I like to bring the AC specifically for when you have to destroy the void pods
>>564248312Plasma Punisher is extremely versatile and effective. 2 shots into the center mass of a swarm of drones will obliterate them all.HMG is pretty great for the mechs and tripods, commando or EAT can work ok tooI sometimes like taking hellbomb backpack for how crazy dense the enemies can get on a drop in, other times I'll take crutch pack and an ultimatum for quick warp ship deletion. Maybe take the uzi as a secondary for emergencies and shield-depleting.
>>564248312eruptor
>>564248348NTA but enlighten me
>>564248312strafing
what if helldivers 2 was hard?
>>564248312MMG
>>564248484What about harvester?>>564248604Punisher seems okay I have them>>564248692Too slow if they're already charging at you, but definitely convenient>>564248631It doesn't solve 30 obstructers spawning behind you
Hard like in Payday 2? Then it would be a good game.
>>564248603your hellbomb?
>>564248693It's already hard, try stop being a solonigger / stealthnigger and exploiting the enemy spawn mechanic
>>564248675I mean there is the normie advice of "just take Peak Physique bro" and there is also this goof code where over-aiming in one direction makes any weapon move the aiming reticle faster.idk how to describe. Basically if you aim right, you gotta aim SUPER far right and then quickly snap back to the left to move your gun faster compared to just aiming directly at a target on your right and waiting for the gun to be where you want it to be.
>>564248780>What about harvester?I bring the EAT/Commando for those but I think the AC works on them too. I've been bringing more Commando now because it's basically carrying 2 EATs simultaneously.
>>564248862interesting.... also peak physique does not affect the turn speed of emplacements at all, I know because I use that armor all the time
>>564248787Payday 2 on highest difficulty actually needs good aiming skill like in CS:GO so automatically every single consoletard will be hard filtered.
>>564247601just shoot the head with the fuck huge cannon bro
>>564248815Im gonna be real I didn't think about that incredibly obvious thing, and now im a little embarrassed.
>>564248928>peak physique does not affect the turn speed of emplacements at alloh my god did I just get trolled by /hdg/?I have been told on defense missions peak physique and HMG or ATE moves faaster but it was always hard to tell the difference?
>>564248787It wouldnt. Payday 2 is balanced around being able to graze a few hits. Helldivers 2 doesnt have that (not counting the shield gen pack). If bots could aim like the enemies in Payday 2, the game would be nearly unplayable.
>>564249032That's just placebo
>>564248603For me it's Emancipator mech
>>564248780>Too slow if they're already charging at you, but definitely convenientyou pre throw on warp ship teles
>>564249072payday 2 enemies are literal hitscan aimbots.if you don't kill an enemy within 1 second you will be dead within 2 seconds. (hardest difficulty obviously)Your average reddit helldiver D10 "pro" would not survive even a minute.
>>564248693It would add nothing. HD2 is fun because its a maccas run, not a three star restaurant where you have to get dressed up just to get in the door.
Double Freedom has ruined all other shotguns for me except Sweeper and Trident. They all feel like limp shit shoot foam or nerf darts
>>564249072>Payday 2 is balanced around being able to graze a few hitsWhat are snipers?
I refuse to believe people who say "helldivers d10 is ez" actually play pub lobbies.Playing D10 /hdg/ lobby always feels like D7but pub D10 always feels like you have a -10 reinforcement budget debuff and you are basically forced to solodive cuz every pub nigger just scatters to other side of the map after the first enemy reinforcement
On that topic. Not only are their no sniper rifles, theres also no sniper enemies. Kinda weird.
>>564249467Im so good I don't even notice a difference, where ever I am I win
Inhaling powder that makes me say WARBOND TRAILER IN 6 HOURS
>>564249395>what about an enemy that shows A SUPER BRIGHT RED LINE FROM HIM TO ME FOR 4 SECONDS AND IF I DONT FIND COVER OR SHOOT HIM FIRST HE WILL INSTANTLY KILL ME?I think that sounds like a quite balanced enemy for more enemy variety anon.
>>564249467>but pub D10 always feels like you have a -10 reinforcement budget debuffThats a you problem. I play with pubs and its rare to see someone die 3+ times.
>>564249467born to diveforced to carry
>>564249467Skill issue, connect to better pubs
>>5642495656 hours, that is atleast 3 goon sessions to my abdomera mods. great!
I like not being the best diver (despite being top guy in D7/8 pubs)Being scared and overwhelmed is part of the fun for meLoved DOOM Eternal and Dark Ages but I simply got too good at those and they sadly became boringHere I can happily thrive in my suckage
>>564249467I only pub diveD10 is easy
>>564248603BFGL sweeps for that objective. It's honestly a good pick for appropriators.
>>564249728>a good pick for appropriatorsBruh except it runs out of ammo after killing like 3 of them, the BFGL need at least 200 ammo
Imagine a world where bugdivers can routinely coordinate. They could wipe out large chunks of the map here.
>>564248603the lit up square in the center of the pod is a weakspot
>>564249854majority of players can't aim, remember that
Killed a spider at work with bleach spray
>>564249853Imagine a world where the average person was smart enough to know the campaign is scripted and linear
>>564249853The GW would be over in less than a month if the player base could coordinate, AH would have to force impossible decay rates on the important planets to prevent a complete sweep.
>>564249958>killing spiderbrosnot cool man... you will regret this when there are flies annoying you
>>564236004gg. that last one was quick and clean
>>564250016Some spiders don't deserve life. Like the recluse.
>>564239875>the shield will be very resilient>but it is held off to the side where it doesn't protect anythingAlexus
>By denying the enemy the human genetic material they clearly covet, their harvesting initiatives have been stripped of all momentumStop trying to make me horny, SE Dispatch.
>>564250016I wont harm the common house corner spider who keeps me safe from fliesBut this was a juicy fucker who didnt belong in the bathroomDon't want your balls full of spider eggs now do we
>>564249820It's not too much of an issue on squids if you aim for their weak spots. Obviouslgndont go wasting ammo on voteless with it if you can help it. Blow off the arms or the back leg of the mechs.
>>564250154You are supposed to>le cooperatewith your teammates and cover them using your mech shield :)
>>564250154meanwhile mechwarriorchads will be torso twisting to tank incoming attacks with the shield side like its second nature
>>564250216>shield grazing a diver for more than 0.01 seconds results in instant death half the time, the other half they are flung at mach 30 into the nearest rock and get to play the impact damage roulette
>>564236004ggs from the duck hunt. Man, if we knew what we'd be getting into.
>>564250016>not cool man... you will regret this when there are flies annoying you
>>564250216Mech phalanx?Kino.
>>564245227>this thing is durely going to be shooting something on par with the leveller, surelyThat would be pretty dogshit, hopefully its more like a grenade launcher shotgun with 100 rounds.
>>564250487would be kino, yes, but reality will be this:>>564250342
>>564249525>DCS>AMR>any rifle with a x4-x10 scope
>>564250016those fuckers aren't getting the flies anyway
>>564250376>I am here to kill 1 (one) housefly>let me in
>>564239875>Can move shield in front >Only Mech model that can sprint>You can sprint into Chargers and stop them in their tracks>Is armed with a heavy pen shotgunIs what I would have done because it would have been fucking awesome
>>564248312This is what I bring to mechasquids.>heavy space-cop armor because I'm pretty sure it provides the greatest resistance to flying oversaars deciding that they're going to nail you in the chest with every bullet today. The heavy armor helps protect you from headshots too. If the planet has shit mobility, like being a snow planet, then one of the extra padding mediums to avoid getting domed by an unlucky headshot.>coyote for being all around good at swatting flies, killing oversaars, and in a pinch killing harvesters. Although normally the extent that I use it vs harvesters is to pop the shield and destroy the shield generator horn.>warrant so that you always have something in your pocket to delete a watcher or oversaar that gets too close. Is actually good at killing mechasquids once their windshield is popped. Alternative grenade pistol for warpships and tesla towers>arc grenades because it is amazing at obliterating large oversaar groups, and even fucks over the mechasquids once you toss two or three down range.>De-escalator is highly effective against everything on the front, but is a little bit RNG vs the mechasquids. Just aim for the cockpit ball on the mechasquids. For harvesters hit the hip or toes.>Supply pack lets you spam de-escalator and zap nades with abandon.>HMG emplacement SOLOS squid drops. If necessary spam some zap nades to stun approaching enemies and buy you time to enter the HMG emplacemnt>AT emplacement is slightly weaker vs squid drops, but works when HMG is on cooldown. Also it provides a way to clear the multiple warpships in a squid outpost.
>>564250896cheaters justice!
>>564250896Deserved for cheating.
>>564250825I would like the mech to have a big sword or any kind of melee weapon
>Drone calls in reinforcements without even looking at meVery organic. Very natural.
>>564250896kys
>>564251012Melee weapon on one side, shield on the other, and shoulder mounted mortars for long range support
>>564250896>>564251137Faggot
>>564251026Because enemies use sound you stupid dumbass
>>564219796>https://helldivers-calculator.netlify.app/>Coyote will kill a harvester in 28 shots to its toesneatfriendship with hip joint weakpoint is over. It's time for toes.
They need to make PS All Stars 2 just so I can see the divers moveset
>>564251424did you also cheat it not have any recoil?
>>564250568>not a sniper rifle>strategem>not sniper rifles
>>564249853Imagine a world where squid divers had a population, there are so many worlds that can trigger sieges.
>>564251646the real answer is the plasma accelerator which was actually classified as one in-game for a while. And ever since it had all its drag removed and ergo+ammo buffed it is a niche but usable gun.
>>564251516Nah man but looking back at the un-cropped footage I think I was crouch walking.
>>564249525
>>564251336>Primary takes out a heavy enemy with about one mag.Joke game.
>>564251424How do you walk with the maxigun? Is the patch out already?
>>564251749Thats the part that gets me. The classification is there but they dont *do* anything with it, and they didn't even use the bolt action rifles the Helgast snipers used.
>>564249525Redditors and 4trannies would review bomb the game if they added sniper enemies. Gamer dads still suffer from PTSD and piss their beds because of Halo 2 legendary jackal snipers.
>>564250825trying to get that to work would've been a nightmare>shield positioning jank>sprint, maybe>chargers rubberbanding into the shield, doing damage straight through to the mech>snubnose revolving shotgun with orbital gatling-tier spread and 6 shots
>>564251963Hes cheatingPay no mind
>HE'S CHEATING WAAAH *shits pants in fury over people having fun*
>>564252179Why are you feeding the trolls, man?
I'd love a fist-based melee weapon just to dab on 40kcels (SM2fags are crying about no lightning claws and shopclick players have been begging for ogryn brass knuckles since launch)
>>564251336Footfags win again
>>564252179>y-you're madNice projection.
>>564251646>literally called the diligence counter-sniperit's a sniper rifle you tard>stratagemboo hoo>not sniper riflesthey are if they're rifles you're sniping with
>>564252286I would take just being able to one shot enemies from behind with the throwing knives if you melee them
Every enemy should taunt and flex on your corpse
>>564252357>literally called the diligence counter-sniperYet, it is a marksmen rifle. Thus not a sniper rifle>boo hooYep, too bad, not a sniper rifle>they are if they're rifles you're sniping withEmbarrassing yourself, stop.
>>564252647Retard
>>564252647Anon...Only one person is emberassing themselves here.
>>564252647The AMR is not a sniper rifle?
>>564246167No, I am imagining getting red hitmarkers for every shot with the maxigun.
>>564253001>>564252907>>564252703>Getting trolledRetards LOL
>>564224162Its my orbital acid strike. Who ever did design did hell of the job
>>564253045>i was merely pretending to be retardedNot the gotcha you think it is
>>564253045
horrible attempt at izzat farming in the last 1 hour anons.... we can do better.
Anti gloom hazard units when
>>564253315>>564253375Wasnt even him just couldn't help pointing out how fucking stupid you are falling for obvious bait. Whats next, you're going to argue that oranges are not vegetables?
>>564250896WHY DONT THE FUCKING NIGGER SWEDES LET US MOVE WITH THE MAXIGUNI DONT CARE HOW SLOW LET ME FUCKING MOVE YOU DIPSHITS
>>564253769Game still not easy enough for you?
>>564253001Not a *primary* sniper rifle, I didn't make that distinction so thats on me.>>564253045Not bait. No trolling. There are no sniper rifles in this game, barring the AMR because that is a support weapon and not a primary.
warbond in the next hour
Cap
>>564253769>it now pushes you in the opposite direction of which you shoot
>>564248380How can you shoot cut content?
>>564254160Accelerator is a sniper.
>>564253716
>>564254160>not a *primary* sniper rifleFair enough, I think it would be cool to get something like a Constitution MK.2 but I don't think Arrowhead would ever do something like that
>>564254245At this point I'll take that. I just want more movement but this gay faggot dipshit devs hate players enjoying shit so they pull shit like not letting you climb 90% of the obstacles unless you spam shit.
>>564254424federation blade abdomera mod so good i become bonerdiver
>>564249958I wish gas was better...
>>564254245You think being able to use two maxigun doorgunners as bootleg FRV nitrous would be a cursed wish?
>>564254329It *was*, until they changed it. Thus, it *is* not a sniper.>>564254435Yeah that would be pretty cool, you'd think they would be now but I guess ah would rather make a billion more ARs.
>>564254245"I gotta get outta here!"*aims down*
I think the maxigun is already really good. It's actually kind of insane that some people think the mg is not just as good, but better.
>>564255010Some people just want an easy, party game power fantasy where they can turn off their brain, smoke weed, and glide through D10 with zero effort.
>>564255010MMG feels shit next to the maxi.
So, what do we think will be getting announced from here? Everything? Or just the vehicles + pilot armors
>>564255492>that red gold helmetFuuu gimme gimme gimme
>>564255492probs be released next tuesday, with new variants the following thursday.
>>564255492>P90Maybe they'll finally make SMGs good when that drops.
>>564255896>knight>pummeler
>>564256031>p2w gun>stun meme
>>564255492Squid gloom for that new biome, probably the racer looking gear, as a callback to the FRV/squid colony trailer from the game awards
>>564256031>pay2win>absolute fucking joke stunfuck weaponyeah, no.
>>564256031>$20 for an SMGShan't.
>>564256112>>564256071Retards
>>564256071>>564256112>p2wSo it IS good?>stun memeGod tier on bugs.
I would buy the knight and pre order armor only if they come back in the sc store. Fuck giving these Swedes money
>Poor, brown trash hating on Aryan chad Swedes. A tale as old as time.
soon...
>>564256731They already turned that down.
bravo sweden
>>564256781They can try again..
Are pummeler and/or pacifier ever worth taking over the libconc? Squid mechs aside, because that one is kind of obvious.
>make live service game>outsource 90% of development>still can't release content regularly>even when they release something its bugged to hell and back
>>564256857Are Fins not Scandinavian?
>>564256959>he thinks Fins are real
>>564256812They should have outsourced their MO management as well
>>564256890Lib conc is.It has slightly less stagger (still alot) but about 50% more dps, and one handed works pretty well for it.Pacifier is iredeemable dogshit though.
>>564256943and they'll be enjoying a well earned and deserved month off holiday soon
>>564256959They're russian.
>>564256959They actually aren't, but they are nordic. Scandinavia only encompasses the tight cluster of countries directly north of Germany that have shared cultural backgrounds. Finland are ex-Russian settlers.
>>564257031Thats the funny part, they did
>>564257270Russia was founded by Swedes, so Finland is literally sandwiched between Swedes.
Lobby doko
>>564240951Yes, it needs to be the version that has all the yellow paint on the left side of the armor, so I don't have to see it.
>>564257112The durable damage and push force on libconc are kind of awesome though. 35 vs 15 stagger force is a big deal as well, that's the difference between staggering and not staggering alpha commanders, alpha warriors, and stalkers.
>>564257716it is full-time w*rking hours homie
>>564258242P1 where are you? We need your Lobby!
>>564258402Achieving hermetic perfection until the warbond drops.
>>564258242my full time job is being a helldiver
>>564258402im chillin with aunt jemima gimme a sec
>>564258402If there is a magical way to play helldivers 2 on my work PC then I would gladly play it during downtime at work.But I am pretty sure any attempt would be futile.
I want to rim P1 ass while playing with his balls
>>564259353Does P1 shave his balls and asshole or not?
>>564259612everyone in this thread is fucking gay so I bet he shaves
>>564259612Probably not, but I like them hairy and musky
>>564256890paci yes purely because it's AP3 and you have access to more hitzones, and the dmg isn't bad on critzonespummeler hell no because it's light pen and the RoF sucks and the dmg sucks
>no content leads to sexual talk in the general>againI kinda blame swedes for this one.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242591999932/76561199108851031d10 whatevs
what the fuck is going on
Discord trannies getting uppity
>>564259803*stims you after you cum for the 3rd time*If you are not going to come the 4th time, I am shredding the C-01 form ;)You better behave for your little healslut, handsome!~
>>5642597793/4
>>564259803Unprovoked homolust.Russian Yoruichi, save us from them.
Good morning I hate the Ultimatum.
What's the strongest vidya world SE could defeat?Halo is always struggling to keep up so I bet SE could win over them but with just 1HP left pretty much. Im a Halo dork but every game they seem to barely make it out alive. Chief could chew through a gorillion divers but the UNSC might lose because they lost to a bunch of apes like twice.I think they can overwhelm the magic and masses of Hyrule and Mario worlds. Doubt they can beat Sonic and his team of bullshitters because all they do is fight machines in space. Would SE be able to kill every pokemon?
>>564260067Can I report a post for cringe?
>>564259803turd world shitposting
>>564260127I think SE would defeat all 3 Planetside factions. Maybe not at the same time.
>>564259779full
>>564260095Good morning I love the UltimatumIt gives me flexibility to pick whatever support weapon I want.
>>564260127Helldivers are literally out there beating tanks to death with boyonets and you think haloman stands a chance against even 4 of them?
>>564260127i think halo edges out super earth by a hairthey were losing a war to a technologically superior foe who also had a numbers advantagesuper earth arguably just has the numbers, but idk what halo's colony situation is likethey basically have to fight off an invasion of ODSTs with equivalent or lesser tech and much worse vehicles
>>564260543Chief could 1 tap a Diver with a quick punchHe could just stand there like a human wood chipper and find ways to bullshit his way from orbitals I can see him aiming for their hands once he sees a strat ball get pulled outBut yeah he'd still get overwhelmed in the end sadly
>>564260095I hate that it's basically mandatory for bots if you don't bring an AT support weapon, just because you might get a war strider seed
>>564260560>super earth arguably just has the numbersMate, we're zipping around the galaxy using a warp-drive. We're deploying shield generators. Using warp-packs all the while huffed up on some miracle-cure that restores mortal wounds in seconds.SE has both the numbers and the technology.
>>564260694>1 reinforcement later and he is mush underneath a hellpod
>>564260797Reach famously lost to orbital lasersAnd the covenant arent nearly as reckless or suicidal as helldivers
>>564260797Yet our infantry weapons are blatantly inferior to 21st century tech
>>564260797And don't forget super earth is fighting a three front war.
>>564260913Are they?I don't recall laser cannons being that useful. What's our purifier-equivalent?
>>564260913How so?
>>564260797>technologywhat is blud yapping about when the FRV, exosuit, and tank was nerfed due to swedish retardation.
>>564260854A spartan far weaker than chief survived falling from orbit Plus hed see the red light and avoid it or spawn camp
>>564260913>a bunch of hightech weapons>autocannon, carl gustav, and assault rifles still reign supremeBallistic weapons are just better.
>>564261082>nerfed Those nerfs are offset by the sheer weakness and retardation of the enemies though.
What is stopping orbital railcannon from just BTFOing Master Chief into 6 million pieces?
>>564261286He would dodge or even tank it. He's just that good.
>>564261286This asshole
>>564261262which is then offset by the average Helldiver's retardation and weakness of struggling to climb a head level obstacle. Literally the jeets of fantasy military btw.
>>564260560dude we have this thing that shoots dark fluid and collapses planets into black holes
>>564260797halo has warp drivehalo has shield generatorshalo does not necessarily have teleportation tech, but it only goes like 10 feet so not a big dealhalo has biofoamhow do you not know these things? are you a zoomer?
>>564260906>thousands of super destroyers warping into low orbit>orbital laser>380mm barrage>120mm barrage>napalm barrage>leavesRealistically. How do you defend against it?
>>564261286He's simply him.(Canonically has high luck stat)Plus you gotta factor in all the space ships UNSC has SE just has Destroyers and cheap eaglesHalo ships are essentially giant guns and they dont have all the SE cheapness built inRemember when chief fell from space and took out 2 covenant ships? Those are bigger than SDs
>>564261406>how do you not know these things? are you a zoomer?Are you retarded?Do you understand english?Read what was written again. Slowly. Take your time.Run it through a translator if you must, I won't judge.Tried your best?Alright, I'll help you out:Nowhere did I say what halo has or hasn't.
>>564261141Can't beat 3 kilograms of handheld ROCKET
>>564261390apparently we don't because we haven't used it at multiple points where it would've been beneficial, and it needs 7 quintillion tons of bug oil to fire once
>>564261434The Chaos Emeralds
>>564261434I remember in Cyberstan you had to destroy the AA for aerial support. Did it apply to both the Eagle and Destroyer? Just have like a trillion of those lmao.
>>564261571sorry I didn't see that you were agreeing with me that super earth has equivalent or worse technology my bad
>>564261618>Did it apply to both the Eagle and Destroyer?Only applied to eagle.Orbitals weren't super effective due to buildings, but I think if we're talking about a realistic scenario you wouldn't want your infrastructure being the shield.
>>564260906...Neither of these things are true. The glassing of Reach happened at the end, not the beginning. They got overwhelmed by a massive fleet of technologically superior religious zealots.
What's stopping a destroyer from not kamikaze-ing itself at light speed into a planet?Insta kill
>>564261849Fuck off holo.
>>564261507I think super earth destroyers aren't bad, they're maxxed out for offense with minimal budget spend on deffense.A dead enemy can't shoot back.
>>564261818Glassing was insult to injuryThey still got hit by surprise with too many spaceshipsThe helldiver way
>>564251265>Fatass Swede mad I called out his blatant rule-breaking codeI'm sorry you can't make a hard game unless your enemies cheat.
Come on, people are doing progress on one planet, we can't have that, where the new unrelated MO!!!
>>564261701Doesn't Super Earth have equivilent or better tech though?
>>564261849the same thing that makes that impossible in nearly all science fiction with FTL travel: you're either A. not actually traveling faster than light, just bending space around your ship to play around with mass and effectively shorten the distance (star trek)B. still not traveling faster than light, you're shifting into a sub-dimension where the distance traveled is greater, then popping back out. think of it like nether travel in minecraft (star wars)that lightspeed ram in the sequel trilogy was the writers literally not understanding how the mechanics of the universe worked
>>564261434
>>564261390halo unironically has like dozens of DSS-tier space stations guarding their planets. they're not shooting death star beams, but they're big automatic railguns
Chief and the divers would be palsHe's befriended enemies before
Behold the absolute POWER of the HELLDIVERS>pisses on (you)
>>564262036depends on what area you're looking atSE's vehicles are made of cardboard, but they have blinking techhalo's vehicles actually work, and they have ubermen walking around in tank armorboth use ballistic and energy weapons, both have shields even tho SE is kinda lacking in that regard...
>>564261390Chief and his chatgpt gf hold the keys to a Halo ringWhich is just a cowards way out but still
>>564262392Super earth has planet ending darkmatter tech though.
>>564262316HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA, I PISSED ON PENTA YOU IDIOT
>>564262665if we are going to continue power scaling, halo has things that are effectively similar; planet-cracking bombs, the namesake halo array(s), sabotaged slipspace drives, etc.SE also needs to either set up a bunch of dark fluid injectors on a planet, or shoot the planet with the singular space station that takes weeks to charge up
>>564262665Behold
>>564263000PLEASE, MERCY MR. TRIPS
>>564263000Senator mogs it pretty hard.
>>564263000Trips of TRVKE
>>564263000heavy pen auto pistol when
>>564263131It would if it didn't had that gay-ass sway that makes it feel like you're playing drunk on a touchpad
>>564262316But like, does a single planet have enough mass to condense into a black hole? Black holes happen to extremely massive stars like your mom lol
We cant have another yo mama threadWe said the best ones already
>>564263404Yo mama so fat she needs two threads.
Warbond doko
>>564263350Black holes can be practically any size.The only requirement is the mass being crushed beyond it's swartzchild radius.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgNDao7m41M
Divers couldnt defeat Frank West
>>564263713He's covered wars after all.
warbond trailer today right RIGHT
>>564264093Just drink your powder
>>564264093
>>564261434Shields. Orbital defense rings/platforms
>>564264164God i love Orange Tang.
Pacifier feels bretty gud on bots with the railgun + loyalist, maybe I treated it too harshly
>>564261992Yeah nah you're just being retardedThe stealthfag figured out that the 3 ways to be detected are sights, sounds and communications, those last two are the source of a lot of bullshit because the swedes cannot into game design
>>564264674>Running damage control for the enemies breaking the rulesSven, you need to lay off the surstromming. Youre starting to bloat up like the cans they come in.
Stealth with c4 is fun and effective and allows a team to prioritize their resources into objectives instead of mad dashing to every outpost one guy could eliminate fairly quickly.
>>564259779GGsThe host can be seen here depicted as Blagg.
>>564259779GGs
your ears are now no longer equalized in pressureyour tongue does not sit comfortably in your mouthyou are now manually breathing
>>564264820>enemies hearing noises is against the rulesokay retard
>>564265548Put a toothpick under your toenail and kick a wall
>>564265620>the only enemy that requires direct LOS of you with its big ass light didnt cheat when it called in a drop when it didnt have LOSYou dont play your own game, fatass Swede.
>>564265620>throw stratagem ball>it landing near an enemy means you made sound so every enemy in the vicinity knows your exact position now
>>564265737>>the only enemy that requires direct LOS of youjust because you think that's true doesn't make it true
>mfw two thermites bounce on the parked warp ship
>During TF2's height, it was releasing a ton of weapons, maps, an entirely new PvE horde mode, comics, and even did community events>There were roughly 10-15 people working on TF2>Helldivers 2 drip feeds weapons, releases reskinned maps as "new" and new missions are just variations of "stand there and press a terminal>There are roughly 140-150 people working on Helldivers 2It boggles the mind how lazy Swedes are.
>>564265548>your ears are now no longer equalized in pressureyeah it's fucked I got water in my right ear and now its more deaf.
>>564266250>bounces>still lands on the shield because I'm goated
>>564266296We unironically need NPC escort and protection missions.
>>564266246>"Its just a wild coincidence that the other 99.9% of them calling in a drop was when they were looking directly at you!"I accept your concession.
>>564266383everyone says this and then they get added and they're the most miserable and unfun thing by a wide margin
What is helldiver foodIs it 8 double decker egg salad sandwiches
>>564266296Maybe Americans just work under sweatshop conditions.
>>564266469>Sven trying to cope the reason they got turbo-mogged was because its a sweatshop
>>564266449Didn't think anything was gonna make me feel fatter than eating a pizza tonight but damn
>>564266250Throw it on the roof so you have a chance for it to bounce again and stick
>>564266296It's worse because 140-150 is the amount of employees at AH, not including the outsourced studios. But in reality most of them are probably working on their new game on UE5 too :)
>>564266469Valve literally has a "work on whatever project you want and feel free to move to another project at any time" policy.People worked on TF2 because they WANTED to work on it.This concept can not be fathomed by swedes and their 40 person HR department full of slampigs.
>>564266528Very compelling argument, but your break is up, now get back to making money for mr. Shekelstein.
>>564266449Man I love eggs.
>>564266626As much as I love HD2 I guarantee their next game will be a failure considering how much they are mismanaging HD2 and the entire reason this game is still popular is because it has no direct competitors.They got lucky. They caught lightning in a bottle.It is never happening again.
>>564266449Save some eggs for the rest of us.
Massive entertainment is the only respectable swedish dev studioThe bar really is that low
>>564266734Hey Sven, its a concept called "Work Ethic" and "taking pride in ones work." Though I imagine those concepts are beyond you because picrel
>>564266875I genuinely hope it fails. The fact they had a massive success by a complete fluke with zero advertising and they go "heh, no biggie. We can do it again" Absolute Swedish Arrogance.
>>564266992>Division>goodlol
>>564267029what kind of retarded saying is that?It's like saying you're entitled to work, but not to get paid
>>564266835>>564266985I feel a fart coming on just looking at those eggs
>>564267132Unironic indian jeet vishnu verse.
>>564266875I don't think it'll be a failure but it won't sell anywhere near HD2 at the very least. I have no idea why Swedes love to self sabotage this much but considering their country is becoming the literal rape capital of Europe I think they're just some kind of masochist.
>>564267132Some shitjeet saying for the slavecaste so they keep working instead of worrying about silly concepts like money.
>>564267132Its an unironic Indian saying. Some anon found the full verse and cross-referenced it. Mind you this was before front man announced himself as an Indian int he cyberstan video
>>564267029>your game DM after fucking up the Cyberstan story arc 4 times in a week
gibs me dat
>>564267114>The bar really is that low
>>564267252The jugaad and izzat on display. Gods it's so vulgar.
>>564267132>>564267182>>564267226God bless the autists.
>>564267269Oh god if it is actually mech related, then every single pub lobby will be full of shitters taking mechs who explode after hitting a pebble and then they are stuck being rundivers for the entire game.
>>564267340>doesn't know about stunlock
>>564267409wait whatthe war is actually run by an indian??? I thought you guys were just joking
>>564267452I can see it now. Millions of shitters seething because they don't know how to effectively use mechs.
>>564267590>He thought it was a jokengmihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbucfTBbU5s
>>564267686>Testaments of I.Z.Z.A.T.What did they meant by this?
>>564267590Joel isn't indian. But there is a real Indian working on it and considering weve been getting a lot of rigged MOs lately, i wuldnt be surprised if Joel handed the reigns over to the indian to avoid being reported to HR.
>>564267686>can't even spellcheckabsolute state of jeetswedes
You guys really need to stop hating on Indians, there's over 1 billions of them, they have nukes and they're one of the few space faring nations in the world.
>>564266449literally everything else here looks better than the untoasted eggslop sandwicheswell, the "pizzas" look a little sad too, but at least they have some veg
remember guys, Arrowhead doesn't care about this game,so cheat and have fun,when I was new to Helldivers I thought this game would last 10 years now I see that it would not last that long,I hope for every swiggers that works on that studio to never again work on a game,in an industry where companies would kill for a game like Helldivers 2 it's disappointing to see how all that potential goes to waste,this game will never get fixed on all of it's bugs,it will only get worse from here,but I'm gonna enjoy the shit storm until it dies like a big what if-on the side note I love this serpents
>>564267590Why do you think all the bot MOs since cyberstan have been a shit show of cock and balls torture?
For like the longest time I thought "farming Izzat" was a SC strategy you guys had and I never wanted to admit this until nowGetting it off my chest
>>564268138That's a lot of cope to hide the fact you're brown and poor.
warbond doko
>>564268138Is it good for izzat to show jugaad like this?
>>564268353>For like the longest time I thought "farming Izzat" was a SC strategythis has to be fake.there is not way someone can be that much context unaware.5/10 bait made me reply.
>>564268136Its from a japanese dinerThey're just barely getting into american food and I thought this spread was a funny sight
>>564268138HD2 has made enough money to run for 30 years.
>>564268110they can't even poo in the loo because they think a toilet witch will get them
less than 2 hours till warbond reveal, are you fat retards ready to eat your slop?
>>564268510what the fuck are you talking about. there's a t-bone steakhouse when I last visited hachiouji in tokyo.
>>564268509I thought Izzat was a obscure planet I never bothered to findIm not keen on brown slang
>>564268510that makes sense, the raw cabbage + fried chicken sandwiches were ringing some bellsthey did kinda good
>>564268605Its strange theres a huge amount of japanese twitters just figuring out BBQ and dinersIdk what's going on
>>564268623>>564268353
>>564268717they are thankfully still pretty insulated from western influence
Where the fuck is the warbond?
>>564268737
>>564268717I don't think they're just figuring out. It's just a trend like eating KFC during winter. These American style restaurants have existed for decades anon. the bbq place near where I live is an all you can eat 90 minutes for 3000-5000yen, pic related
>>564268737>>564268869
>>564268737>>564268869>>564268995So basically "izzat" is basically honor but cranked to 11, similar to the Jap's samurai code of defending one's honor?
>>564267590>jeet orders the jeet brigade (named jeet brigade a year in advance)like pottery
>>564269159No.It's more a "fuck you I got mine".
>>564268368>>564268492
>>564269159Don't think too hard about it. it's just some retarded metric jeets use to feel good about themselves. Did you know that India is filled with garbage and all kinds of waste because they used to have a caste that would pick the trash up? they unironically believed that if they cleaned trash or dirt they would become "spiritually" dirty so they relegated all the cleaning to the lowest caste
>>564269159japs have 'face', jeets have 'izzat'izzat is a perversion of it, like you said, cranked to 11
>>564268980I need to swap places with oneIm tired of my yeehaw cowboy foodNeed a good noodle place here
where did / does the outsource thing come from? is it confirmed or just slander posting?
>>564269654AH confirmed it
>>564269654omens of tyranny was largely done by another studio by arrowheads own words in the release announcement
>>564269159Honor as we know it would be dying for a higher cause or standing your ground against a stronger opponent in defense of some ideal or innocent.Izzat is anti-honor. It is good for izzat to run away and let other do the fighting. This increases your izzat because you got others to die in your stead.
>>564269654everything since squids release (squids included) has been outsourced, confirmed by AH themselves
>>564269654AH speaks openly about it.It was some dutch company that came in and told them to stop being retarded about file-sizes and finally forced them to stop bloating the game.
>>564269654there were literally job openings from weird third party companies who publically claim "You will be working on creating new Helldivers 2 content". Pictures were posted here before but I never saved them.
anyone got the warbond tier list image?
Quick /hdg/, show your izzat level
>>564268510The thick bread pizza should have been the clue. They love their thick pieces of bread.
warbond trailer doko
>>564269964IT'S OVER 9000
>>564269383and they don't even do that as they kill every janny that tries to pick it up
>>564269964I have the most SCs out of anyone in new delhi
>>564269964Best I can do is my gyatt.
>>564269812so war striders are not arrowheads fault then
>>564269849>It was some dutch company that came in and told them to stop being retarded about file-sizes and finally forced them to stop bloating the game.Incorrect. The company they hired debloated the game FOR them. Arrowhead tried to do it themselves but only got it to 140 (from 150) and apparently just gave up (sven was dying from actually having to do his job)
NEW WARBOND IS UPSOONISH
>>564270138AH has to ultimately greenlight and jank that shit into their engine, so I don't think they're entirely blameless
>>564270160Indeed. You are correct.
>>564270048The supple nipples of Freedom's embrace.
>>564270215It's technically already up just time gated
>>564269964I bring the stim pistol so I can keep my teammates alive, every time they say "Thank you!" my izzat increases and I have been using the stim pistol ever since it's initial release!
Did you know that, against light and unarmoured enemies, Punisher Plasma has the exact same total damage per resupply as the BFGL?80*225=18000150*120=18000Of course that's leaving out the damage penalties against higher tiers of armours and the difference in rate of fire, but I still thought that's an interesting little fact. Their effective splash radii are very similar as well.
>>564270048WOAH MOMMA WHAT FUCKING MOD IS THAT
>>564270048>headlessdie
>>564269159izzat is essentially skaven honor.
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQITS UP!!!!
>>564270347I want a Plasma BF weapon. Make it have a scatter shot mode too that coats an entire area in hot wet plasma loads.
>>564270372>blindkys
>>564270347>BFGLabsolute dogshit I hate this thing it uses so much ammo to do anything note worthy
>>564270359It's this one.https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/5640?tab=description
>>564270424in my defense that looks just like the texture of the cape that overlaps the neck stumppost head
>>564270424Dude you can't just say that to the visually impaired
A reminder Agartha is a real place in Helldivers 2.
>what one month without new MTX does to a general
>>564270442And it sounds stupid too.>pop pop pop pop pop pop pop
>>564270419-Izzat
>>564270607warbonds owe me sex
>>564270442Game still not easy enough for you? Need more power creep?
>>564270521There are better ways of requesting more pictures you little faggot.I detest exploiting fags. I block them on sight. I am thoroughly insulted by your accusation.
>>564270419epic fail
>>564270785>devastatorSEND THIS SPY TO THE RAPE CHAMBER IMMEDIATELY
>>564270537Admittedly I got a little huffy.Sorry blind people.
>>564270251If you intended that to be read in the democracy officer's voice, it worked.
>>564270887Apologize in sign language so they can understand
>>564258738use parsec folk
>>564270846Actually why does it say devastator?Here's the other side.
have we had a noir warbond yet? I need muh snubnosed revolvers, muh welrod silenced hushpuppies, muh dumb fedora-having trenchcoat-wearing armor, muh fish-faced 2000lb steel shitmobile that gets 5 miles to the gallon but looks like pure sex, muh BAR, muh incendiary dynamite, muh...
>>564271184tfw no boston typewriter
>>564271184>he helldived across the planet very democratically
where the fucking trailer sweden
I kind of wish the squids weren't as explosive resistant as they are. the grenade launcher is fun but it's a bit fucked as a support weapon. >no "bile strain" on bugs so you can't autowin with it >squids alternate between easy to kill or stupid hard to kill with explosives only >can't kill your biggest problems on bots (hulks+) this would be solved by basically making the eagle 110s good but they're not really usable given they can't kill chargers, hulks or anything else they hit other than chaff consistently. they can't even kill unshielded harvests consistently which really stings.
if the name of the warbond isn't "Mechanized Division" I'm going to crash the fuck out
>>564271286>it's a guitar-case gun with shitty ergoi'd still use it
MOON NIGGAS
>>564271184I'd love a good BAR. the adjudicator is kind of it but it looks like a shit fish.
>>564271573MOON IS UP?
>>564271573>kino map>dog shit faction
>>564271573lobby doko
>>564271573I've never been on this map it's always megagay cities, deserts, ice maps and green haze slop
>>564271425GL is an autowin on bugs regardlessmindless masses are a GL W, appropriators an Lcan't you hit the headsink with the GL on bots? either way, it's not for heavies, it's very clearly an anti-infantry weaponi do agree the 110s could use some kind of buff, i do kinda like them. i don't even mind that it takes two uses to kill chargers or bile titans, the first one usually softens them up enough for me to kill with my primary or support
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242601511229/76561198015607024WE'RE GOING TO THE FUCKING MOON
>>564271491"Sweet liberty its Dives Malone and the Pod Boys!">"Nyah. Liberate 'em, fellas!">violence
Thank you, Helldiver
>>564271837full
>>564271852https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/3575
I miss this artist
>>564271894Helldiver?!
>>564272041*sniffs*Air quality... passable.
sweet liberty my smeg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK10IoDsiZ0IT'S UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DOmg3tT6MoAh yes, ASMR
what quintessential boomer rock do the helldivers listen to? kickstart my heart?
>>564272590Since theyre dorky teens its probably Green Day
>>564248817The only difficulty that arises from playing around teammates is them inevitably doing some stupid shit that accidentally kills you.
>>564272468Holy shit, I didn't know they let you upload dolphin porn onto youtube
Patch doko?
>>564272823They will drop the warbond right after the trailer is released AND a patch. The "We're so fucking back!" moment is right around the corner!
>swigger deleted the private video in their Warbond Trailer playlistOH NO NO NO NOOOOOO, ARE THEY GOING TO FUCKING DELAY IT?????
>>564273108Drink the powder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sckxhX_HIIo>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sckxhX_HIIohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sckxhX_HIIo>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sckxhX_HIIohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sckxhX_HIIo
>>564273108>>564273183the fuck are u on about, it's the same as it has been for the last 12-ish hours
>>564273237fake. don't give him views
>>564273292You're right, I'll use incognito-mode.
>>564273237thanks Dale
>>564273237Really nigga? Immersion ruined, realism destroyed
>>564273416no problem my nigga>Not forgetting our ground troops! We have the SMG-203 Gallant, a submachine gun with a high rate of fire, this is the MP-98 Knight’s older brother, sacrificing clip size for increased penetrationthank you keltecvery cool
new pistol stratagem and primary look cool but i know damn well those mechs will be giga usless since they die super fast since they added the tank
>28th of aprilRight on my birthday!
>>564273514>that one guy wanting an AP3 knigga finally gets his wish
>>564273237WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FRV WITH THE CREMATOR, WHERE'S THE FRV WITH THE SUPPLY PACK????
>>564273237meh
>These new armors come stock standard with the Oxygenator perk allowing you to walk, run and slide slightly quicker (within Super Earth Health and Safety guidelines). here's your mecha-centric passiveLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (i'm smiling but i'm actually furious)
>>564273514>thank you keltecthis is even funnier when u realize keltec is technically Swedish aswell
>armorsLook fine idk perk>mechsLook fine>expendable mgCool>smgMid pen p90 is cool>missile pistolEh?>vehicle skinsDefault grey is w/eNot bad contents, but… feels like its missing stuff?Was really hoping pelican overwatch red strat was in here
>>564273641Light sissies, now is our time.
>swiggers really waited for the end of april for a drop of contenti want those niggers raped
>>564273684George Kellgren, KelTec owner and chief engineer, is a Swedish designer who also designed many earlier Husqvarna, Swedish Interdynamics AB (in Sweden), Intratec and Grendel brand firearms. lolthe more you know
>>564273641I expect nothing and I'm still disappointed.
>>564273641>allowing you to walk, run and slide slightly quickerOh boy even stronger rundiver meta.
>>564273237all of this shit looks overpowered.will be nerfed 1 month after releasethank god I cheat in SCs I won't feel devastated after the nerf
>>564273237I fucking hate mechfaggots so much. Maybe this warbond will finally make them shut the fuck up for good.
>>564273629after they add the apc
>>564272468>>564273237The mechs are gonna be warbond-only, aren't they...
I thought it was a grenade launcher but it seems to be more like a shotgun
>>564273895>incel corp devastator shotgun for your own usenice.
>>564273237>killing SEAFS = le funny!
>>564273985>>564273985>>564273985>>564273985
>>564272468>Quirk Chungus SEAF teamkilling the whole trailerLe SighWhat's are the passives for this mid ass armor btw?
>>564273738The swedes can be the most creative peoples on the planet capable of taking over all industries if they weren't such a bunch of lazy incompetent shitbags
izzat is essential a kindergardner trait that normal people grow out of and feel emvarrased about kater in life>your mom is a hoe>NO YOUR MOM IS A HOE (+10 izzat)
>>564273237KINO
>>564273416
>>564274551Faggot
>>564271837gg 1000 rapes to sweden
D10 MO slave botssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242620359556/76561198005075969
