KRONIE SUMMER Edition>Recent NewsTurtle Wow and Stormforge are both shutting down on May 14th.>Released ServersAscension - https://ascension.gg/en (Vanilla+, Classless, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (WOTLK)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (WoD on Legion client, Legion content coming soon)Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)Athena - https://twinstar-wow.com (Cata)Sanctuary - https://www.sanctuarywow.com/ (Vanilla)Valanior - https://valanior.com/ (Vanilla+)Proudmoore - https://proudmoore.gg/ (Cata)Whitemane - https://whitemane.org/ (Cata, MoP, TBC)WoW Hardcore - https://wow-hc.com/ (Vanilla, HC only)Azerotica - https://azerotica.net/ (WOTLK, PVE-ERP)VanillaPlus - https://vanillaplus.org/ (Vanilla+)Ashen-WoW - https://ashen-wow.space/ (Vanilla)Crusader-Storm - https://crusader-storm.com/ (TBC)>Upcoming ServersKronos5 - https://www.kronos-wow.com/ (1x Vanilla)Wallcraft - https://www.wallcraft.org/ (Vanilla+)>Active GuildsType /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, then whisper anyone for an invite, or ask in thread.<Thousand Tusks> - Epoch, Kezan realm (PvE), Crossfaction<DESU> - Epoch, Gurubashi realm (PvP), Alliance<gulag> - Tauri, Evermoon realm, Alliance<humiliation ritual> - Kronos5, (PvP), Horde<Evil> - Turtle Wow (Server closes May 14th), Ambershire realm, crossfaction, raids at 18:00 server time>BBC+https://github.com/ascensionhandynotespoi/HandyNotes_Ascension_POIhttps://bronzebeardmaps.pages.dev/>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/9C4nXnUC>Previous Thread>>564199608
>>564245487THE SVMMER OF KRONOS V
kronos summerget hype
>life tap doesn't interrupt hp5 healing>life funnel doesah yes, the epoch spaghetti code
Evil doesn’t raid any more. They gave up.
Jahy is back for Kronos
>>564245776Damn, why'd they give up? Is their server dying or something?
>>564244584server?
looking for dadgamer woggie bf
Cenarius says Unreal project will return.
>>564246368server? name? class?
>>564246147>>564246438Koto…
WOGGIES
You know who isn't shutting down?That's right, Paymane. Paymane is inundated with beaners and Russians and needs you to come help out.
>blizzlike>1.12>x1>pvp>no world buffs for 4 weeks after tier release>kronoboon (storage world buffs )>5g respec cap>6 months in molten core>no bots no multiboxing no chinakino, my body is ready
>>564246801World buffs are right up there with warcraft logs and streamer fags as the absolute gayest part of vanilla.
>>564246897I like Payo
>>564246801>no world buffs for 4 weeks after tier release>kronoboon (storage world buffs)kino combinationyou also forgot>no welfare r14 for every brown on the server
vgh... cringekino...
>>564245776OK and?
>>564246801>>no world buffs for 4 weeks after tier releaseHow about "no world buffs at all"?
Something is wrong with my bonesMy hipbone is too highMy ribcage is too lowThey are grinding against each other
>>564247545Would be nice yeah
>>564247682ask your local friendly local butcher to rearrange your insides, fellow undead
>>564246656
>>564246801>6 months for MCfucking why
>>564248430Get a life outside wow
turtle sisters... where are we playing? you think they gonna save the database and transfer it over to tortoise craft or snailcraft
>>564248795gurubashi epoch
>>564248664nyo
tauritimmies what is going on !!!
>>564245487Is this shitty AIslop a jeet in this thread made or is kronos seriously advertising itself with aislop so bad it doesn't even have the right number of toes?
>>564248795the summer of KRONOS
>>564249221its actual k5 ads literal 0 effort jeetslop across their entire websitetype of shit youd see on warmane
>>564246801>pvp>chronoboonEither do a pvp realm or pander to streamer faggots crying because they lose their world buffs in fair pvp.
>>564249221it's probably the same nigger who posted AI sloppa for epoch launch
>>564245487someone in Brazil is already hosting the 1.17 turtle wow, the server is up and running: https://sandworlds.com/
so we playing on the pochi?
>>564249610Sopa de tartaruga uma delicia
why are they waiting to release kronos 5, people already want a new server after turtle died
>>564249798No.
Only choices left are>stock nilla on the old client>dutch's rmt server>gaytote's abortion>the slav hogwarts serverI think im going back to dota 2
>>564249798>weare going to kronos 5. be there or ur gay.
I for one am looking forward to Kronos 5 because it will hopefully keep the aspies off the other servers
>>564250475>brownilla + chronobaboon + pvpI choose gay.
>>564250652alright, well remember this was your choice.*unzips dick*Get sucking.
>>564250652Only bots and RMT are missing for the autentic retail classic experience
>>564250652>6 months of MC vs no new content everwhat a tough choice, the Svmmer fo kronos v IT IS!
>>564249221>or is kronos seriously advertising itself with aislop so bad it doesn't even have the right number of toes?Anon, the Kornos website has sloppa plus a blatant grammar error
In the sweltering summer heat of '26...
>>564250702I knew that you were the real gay here. FAG
>>564251116wow is redeeded
>>564251116SOVL
Which server do all the cute gnome girls play on?
>>564251116KVNO
WOGGIES WOGGIES WOGGIES WOGGIES WOGGIES WOGGIES WOGGIES
This will save wpsg
>>564245487can we get substantial proof <humiliation ritual> will be ran by a man who won't fall for tranny charms
>>564251960It’s a /wpsg/ guild so it’s going to be run by either a tranny or a chaser or both
>>564248795100% chance of "oops our server core and data was stolen by some random staffer who wouldn't have had access unless Shenna gave it to them"And starting a new server with backup data as an alias. Sorry your donation money all went missing, hope you make the conscientious choice to keep paying Shenna
>>564249302Warmane doesn't have jeetslop, it's just an old core that is mostly bug free and 2/3 servers are complete dog shit
>>5642519372 more weeks..
>>564248795lmao turtle refugees are so pathetic I've never seen cope so outlandish in my life
>>564252112i meant if you go to the latest post for their progressive server releasing ulduar that the banner for it is jeetslop
>>564250702Dad server. DOA server.
what server?
Just play another game for like half a year or so. Its open season for worlo private servers right now and Blizzard brought a assault rifle instead of a hunting rifle. You just make new characters play for like a week and then the servers are taken down anyway.
>>564252334>two servers shutting down on the same day>open season for private servers
>>564252186I wish Warmane still had their 2.4.3 core, that was the only TBC server that didn't suck wrinkled balls and then it died.
>>564252128>I've never seen cope so outlandish in my life>newnigger wasn't there for the Nostfugee crisisUnsurprising
>>564252112My sweet, sweet Lordaeron... My precious
>>564252334All any server needs to do is host in Bulgaria. Bulgaria will tell Microslop to eat an entire bag of pickled dicks.
I'm a KRONOS BVLL now, funservers had their time and they failed, only PVRE FASHV VND FRESHV VANILLA can save us now
>>564252623>EU countryare you retarded mayhaps?
I think I'm just going to play on the blizzard servers. It's not worth the mental stress of playing in illegal servers and be liable to rightfully losing everything. It's time to do the right thing for once and support the actual developers.
>>564252672Many are saying this
>>564252753l m a o
I’m so confused with Ascension. Was Dutch really dumb for throwing away Epoch and forcing everyone to play on Bronzebeard, or is Epoch just that broken with no future? Whatever it is, I think I’m done with WoW for now.
>>564252672TRVKE
good morning from tauri
>>564252548This was a forced post from an angrry little tranny mad his helfie is gone forever.
>>564252753Bait but this is what retail players actually believe btw
>>564252910Epoch audience would never have accepted asscension levels of p2w
Literally the only thing private servers have over classic is the price and the custom content.
>>564252991>Epoch audienceAll 5 of them?
>>564253036>Literally the only thing private servers have over classic is being free and better
>>564253079Had the fastest general in pserver history on launch, the audience was there
>>564252927Uh oh tourist meltie
>>564252910bit of both desu>epoch coded in typescript which only gaytotes understands but he ran off to parts unknown and even duskhaven is left in a questionable future>d*tch buys epoch and either devs leave or are fired/relocated to other projects so the server gets no updates and no acknowledgements outside of keeping the lights on since launch>obviously d*tch wants people on his BBC+ or classless but turtle/epoch players want a proper V+ and not retail-i hope that he sees epoch has a second chance and finds some people to actively work on it because if MC doesnt release this month "soon" as promised its gonna be another shitshow
>>564253036and the lack of botsand goldbuying being rare and stigmatizedand people not being able to get you instantly banned by having their guild mass report you
>>564253234Private servers have bots, gold selling and mass reports too.
join me on evermoon tauri
>>564253178There is a slight chance that all the lack of new content is due to the programmers having to understand the spaghetti code first before they can change ityes i'm coping
>>564253493I am already there just not playing WoW atm
new /wpsg/ bingo, try to find someone in each stage of grief in each threadI've got 3 so far and we're only 93 posts in, I'm sure I'll get a depression before we hit bump limit, acceptance is gonna be a hard search.
>>564253493I might start a panda monk or dwarf rogue or something
>>564248795>you think they gonna save the database and transfer it over to tortoise craft or snailcraftstop. Really, stop that. It's dead and soon will be gone forever.For the moment I've joined the turtle flood in epoch, but I don't I'm playing for long; i'm just coping in a way. The place is very limited in late game content, and it seems dungeon grinding for the only PvE set in existence or fighting in WSG forever are the only options, and I doubt Ascension is going to pour resources into it beyond keeping the server alive. And the rest of Ascension servers are pure sloppa, judging from what I've seen aroundso far the best thing about Epoch is getting both HC and banned adds on /world and mocking both with the same intensity, but I'm only lvl 20 so I might change my mind later on>b-b-but Kronos Vit's gonna suck dicks; nothing wrong with being gay but it just isn't my thing. the same shit over, and over, and over again
>>564253329I assume you never played on any of the blizzard classic realms if you think that's even remotely on the same scale.
>>564253234oh and no layers
There aren't enough class changes on Epoch for it to be fun.
>>564253713You're very bad at reading emotions if you think calling someone a newnigger is out of anger. Since you weren't there for the Nostalrius shutdown, you are new, and since you play on private servers, you are also brown. Ergo, it is a logically sound conclusion to refer to you as such.
>>564253672can you sell me your warlock
>There aren't enough class changes on Epochgood
>>564254403you can't afford him
I'm going to join Tauri and I will tease <gulag> woggies until they rape me...
>>564254402>He's gone back to denial this quickly...
>>564254491character seller. i am going into battle and i need your strongest warlocks.
>>564254402You're autistic as fuck if you think you're hiding your seethe at all.
>>564249221>he was checking out her toesdisgusting footfag
>>564254589>unable to read emotions>calls others autistic
#noch*ngesKRONOS V
>>564254402seething lmao
>>564254743k5 has changes thougheverbeit
>>564254573you can't handle my warlock, he is too strong for you
Vanilla no changes would be fine if the autistic community of this game didn't treat it like a spreadsheet >Uuuh no bro, you totally can't play that, if my raid isn't 80% warriors I might actually have to spend more than 15 minutes on MC and that's uhmm totally not why I play this game.
>>564254880Anything interesting?
>>564254986I don't know, I won't be playing there
so when is tauri launching legion? is it just in a pre patch state right now?
>>564254880Those don't count desubeitever>>564254880Just very minor qol like 5g respecs and kronoboons
>>564254970only way to have a vanilla no changes community that isn't like that or something similar is if you could somehow prevent anyone who has played vanilla before from ever joining the server, which you can't
>>564255205Couple more years if we're lucky
>WoW with playerbots:https://solocraft.org/https://microbot-wow.net/https://github.com/celguar/spp-classics-cmangos/releases>WoW Wuxia Cultivation Simulatorhttps://synastria.org/>Addonshttps://warperia.com/
why do draenei start in shadowglen on ascension? do they not have azuremyst? are they retarded?
>>564255538only vanilla world = no tbc world = no azuremyst
>>564255538blood elves start in the undead zone, think about that for a moment.
>>564252753>be liable to rightfully losing everythinghttps://youtu.be/82aOsQhrK_I?list=PLsGXIN8ljgdZWr-I9xe3n7EVInrWznIsT
>>564255502solo wow just isn't fun, it's a social game
>>564254460>t. only has one button on his keyboard
>>564255682that makes 0 sense to me but who am i to question them
>>564255502I don't get itwhat is the point of Solocraft and Microbot if they are both non self hosted
>>564255835where would you put them without implementing TBC content ?
>>564255961for people who can't figure it out
>>564255692blood elves allying with the forsaken makes sensethey're the humans of lordaeron being led by sylvanas windrunner
>>564255382Or if you find some people that would cool it with the Autism and didn't think they had to be the top 1 percent of speed runners. But that's too much to ask from the modern insufferable WoW playerbase
>>564256145the undead wiped out their people, the retcon they did in TBC doesn't even apply here
>>564256196I agree those people make the game shit but I think the behaviour comes mostly from the fact they've already played vanilla for many years and speedrunning or ranked gameplay are the way people squeeze every last drop of enjoyment they can get out of a game they've already played over and over
>>564255823My favorite class design is mop, still adjusted tbc class design is great for a vanilla+ server.
>>564256230the scourge wiped out their people, and the forsaken are no longer the scourge, that's the entire point of the forsakenblood elves in a vanilla world would be a small group that for whatever reason didn't follow kael to outland, surrounded by undead on all sides, their options being to either starve to death in the ruins of Quel'thalas or make a break south hoping to reach the dwarves. South takes them through lordaeron where they'd encounter the forsaken and I don't think it's a stretch to imagine how the blood elves might be able to recognise the difference between the forsaken and scourge, especially if sylvanas made the effort to prove it to them
>>564256451>one button classes but with gimmicks is great
gulag is growing
>>564256583unfortunately
>>564256301Maybe that is the case but I also think that everyone else basically gets roped into this playstyle even if they have yet to experience everything. Even Backwater guilds on no name servers behave like this turning raiding into 10 step process of world buffs, addons and spreadsheets to strip any sort of magic out of the game. You hardly see artistic productions like machima for WoW these days. Just endless guides and streamers dictating how people ought to play from the top downI give up
Jap chud: TurtleWoWHis fist: awful microtransactions and lgbt propagandaGirl: Innocent wow playersBlack man: Blizzard
>>564256583I already spotted a few names from <Branded> in <gulag>
THE SUMMER
>>564256583but why? there's nothing to do until they release legion
>>564256871WoD is for farming slutmogs and ERPing in a basement
>>564256871There better not be, I'll kick their asses out if I find them.
>>564256965You get to lvl 100 and quit.
>>564245487>Athena - https://twinstar-wow.com (Cata)?
>>564256054either disable belves and draenei or include their starting zones imo
poor turtletrannies.. they made them self a home thinking it's gonna run forever
>>564257372Troondles are paying their just dues for their boundless arogance over the last few years.You get what you fucking deserve.
>>564256871>>564257080Turtle's not sending their best.
What are you rolling on epoch?
>>564257509listen sister... the userbase was friendly... they even approached you in the open world
>>564257513Smite priestI WILL refuse to play a real specI WILL join your raidsI WILL do bottom of the barrel dpsI WILL take BiS items from better players
>>564257513>sub rogue, fire mage, demo and destro lock so bad they are not even visible
>>564257830That dps chart is onyxia only
>>564246801the only good shit on the list is the respec cap
>>564257605Keyword here is "was" and soon "were"
>>564246801Why is kronoboon a good thing now?
Heeeeey cuties~ who is going to play on Epoch? I can heal you and we can sieg heil our great leader together in between blowjob breaks~
>>564257830On world bosses my demolock was number one by a lot
>>564257874plus the 2 other bosses, all are dragons>>564257830>fire mage>against dragons
>>564257954Wbuffs make raiding actually fun
>>564258097No, time wasters
>>564258218Shitter filtered
tauri world first 110
i was kicked from gulag for being an erper and esl
>>564258072>link dps chart with zero context>but what about the wookies.jpeg?just implement frostfire bolt then, not like anyone would give a shit since one of their bossess is just wod boss copypaste
Redpill me on Azerotica. How is it a "PVE-ERP" server? do they have erp mechanics? or is it just a barebones mangos 3.3.5 repack that people erp on?
>>564258571I am sorry to hear that Gadoosh
>>564257510>turtleThat's straight out of the retoilet thread to be desu
>>564257513My Feral Druid just hit 40
>>564259074try NSA
I will be joining <gulag> on my worgen warrior this evening and I demand a night elf priestess to heal me.
Started playing mage on epoch, got boredWent to bronzebeard and made another mage, got bored but kept playing anyway
>>564259257this is going to attract the healears.
legion is too hard for 60 iq indians since you have to press more than 1 button, they'll all filter themselves out before 100.
>>564257513why of course, I don't know how to read that graph
>>564259257>worgen warrior>didn't go femworgWhat a waste.
>>564259393the public education system has failed you
>>564249610Anyone tried Sandworlds yet? It's already up and using the 1.17 turtle wow source code. It's rapidly growing too in the past couple of dayshttps://sandworlds.com/
>>564259378I don't know how to break it to you anon but Legion was lambasted precisely because how pruned the classes ended up beingMoP was better
>>564259575How did these guys their hands on the entire turtle source code?
>>564259754hi new friend
>>564259575>brasilew
>>564259754https://forum.ragezone.com/threads/turtle-wow-compiled-server.1233691/
KRONOS WONNED
>>564259575>>564259908>turtle enters stillborn mode just like epoch because south americans can only host provided filesironic
https://files.catbox.moe/3ts4sn.mp4
next server will be hosted from Iranno US IPs allowed
warmane seems like the only choice at the moment all others are anavailable like tauri or gonna die like kronos
>>564260308It's being properly maintained and getting updated and improved constantly, especially now that 100s of people have joined in the past 24 hours. So if you're looking for a new turtle wow server, Sandworlds is the place to be
I might actually consider playing on a turtle server if I knew Sh*nna and Cr*gge weren't involved.
i miss my femnelf healer
guruchads where you at?
>>564260964it's pretty early in mexico bro they're probably all asleep still
playing on bronzebeard until whitemane tbc
>>564261010only a white man can enjoy the competition that a pvp server provides
>>564261143oh sorryit's pretty early in argentina* bro they're probably all asleep still
Contrary to popular belief, I'm not actually trans.
>>564261143
>>564254970It's not argueable, no other class scales as well, it's just what is.
It's pretty crazy that with turtle dead playable high elves just dissapear from all of wow again
>>564261578They were literally just belves with blue eyes bro calm down.
Wait a minuteThe Moonwhisper Baby Elekk on Turtle is just Trunks from WoD.Those guys were just ripping off Blizzard this whole time! No wonder they got sued.
>>564261679And a pretty starting zone + kino questline+ never interacting with noshoe niggers
>>564261679They were literally the same expect for all the things that made them different, like being alliance, like looking different, like having different racials, like having a different starting zone, like having different quests and levelling progression, like having different classes available to them.Retard.
>>564261679you've triggered the tranny horde run!!
>>564261745but still the same zesty models
why can't KRONOS get rid of debuff cap and give pets wotlk aoe immunity?
>>564261845
just heard about turtle dying. haven't played wow in months but I can't help but be reminded of all the conversations I had here where I was told I was wrong and that turtle will never shut down because they will wipe their ass with blizzard's legal attacks. As bitter a pill it is to swallow, warmane is literally the only viable private server. I don't know how they do it, but they are the only server that has managed to stand the test of time. They have survived more than twice as long as anyone else with their level of population. I still have my character I made there in 2019, my turtle character I made in 2025 is now gone. If you want to play wow private servers, you literally have no option but to bite the bullet and endure warmane.pic related, me when contemplating how no one has managed to figure out how to maintain a stable private server except the one that has the most extreme cash shop ever made.
>>564261834Only the males are zesty, and who the fuck plays a MALE ELF LMAOOOOOOO
>>564261931I do..
>>564261928t. snoremane shill
>>564261928updoot
>>564261931You being a faggot like this is why we are all glad turtle is dead btw
>>564261726Shame on Shenna for this.
>>564261967What colour is your chastity cage?
>Release ze fresh zerver.
>>564261928turtle lasted 8 years, I feel like that's a long time.
how does multiple spec work on epoch? is there a goblin device there too?
>>564262231standart double spec like normal wotlk
ermmm guruchads... you guys aren't all brown... right?
>>564261989>>564261993You know I'm right, even I was somewhat skeptical that turtle would shut down completely, I was expecting that they would shut down donations from all mainstream payment processors at least at first before totally pulling the plug. The fact blizzard crushed them decisively proves just how extensive their reach is, and somehow warmane has managed to evade it for nearly 15 years now. I don't like it any more than you do, warmane is nowhere close to my preferred server, but how can you play anywhere else when it will just get shut down in under 5 years?>>564262228It was irrelevant for the first few years though, it started as a stock vanilla server. It didn't start with any custom content and by extension grow into a major server until much more recently.
>>564262137Shenna is faking a shutdown to restart the servers. Nordanaar and Ambershire just aren't bringing the donation numbers they used to, Nordanaar population is simply too old. Ambershire wasn't the success it was expected to be.
>>564262310ehhh can't have more than two? i'm going back to blizzard then
>>564262381Okay so in your mental gymnastics, what are the new server(s) like?
>>564261931i do, its the only good male caster
>>564245487We have all proven that sleepoch is for faggots, trannies, and losers, so where we going bros?
>>564262318Don't bully Evil, he's just a turbo autist
>>564262369>It was irrelevant for the first few years thoughThey slowly built what they had over time yes, and ultimately growing is what killed them. maybe the real secret to a stable private server is the same secret it's been since forever, exist in a country outside of US jurisdiction, or remain small enough that blizzard don't deem you worth their notice.A lot of turtles team were in europe, one was in america, people got so comfortable with blizzard not doing lawsuits they thought it would never happen and honestly if blizzard wasn't denying classic + right now I'd doubt it would have happened at all.My points the same though, turtle lasted 8 years no matter how relevant you think it was at the time if you made a character on turtle when it came out you had your character for almost an entire decade. if you made it chasing fresh hype you had it for 6 months.do the math.
>>564262626are these the best shills blizzard has to offer?>wtf i cant have quad spec? i need to go gargle ion's ballsack RIGHT NOW
>>564262381We can see the court documents m8
>>564262795>, and ultimately growing is what killed them.yes but like I said, this has been true of everyone EXCEPT warmane. They have maintained a population of 10k for almost 15 years now going back to when they were molten wow. they are literally the only server that has managed to maintain a major population without being curbstomped by blizzard in short order.
>>564262881thats because they are faking the population
>>564262369blizzard gets money from warmane. twow only uses the lawsuit as cover to go into hiding after making all this money. if it were a true fan project they'd take down the donation shop, otherwise they would have to pay protection money to blizzard. but they're greedy, not doing either. Better look out for future projects in which crogge and shenna are involved
>>564262881>they are literally the only server that has managed to maintain a major population without being curbstomped by blizzard in short order.Not really true, nost was never taken to court they willingly shut down and visted HQ, then elysium, lightshop, were hitting +2k numbers never got CD by big bad blizz.Ascension cash shop just as jewish as warmane, still active still gets a lot of players.this is the 2nd lawsuit blizzard has done about private servers in the last what 20 years?if someone give up to a C&D he either lives in a country where he'd lose or he isn't making enough money.
>>564262989even if they are it doesn't matter because their population is still huge. I have been playing it off and on for years now, and dalaran is always completely packed to the point of making the game choke to 12 fps, and the major faction cities are also always full despite being largely useless in wotlk. queues for everything are fast including 40vs40 bgs. The only exception is shit like 3v3 arena which no one plays because the arena scene is so toxic there.
Elves shouldn't belong to neither horde nor alliance.TBC if it was good:-new 3rd faction: IllidariPlayable races:>Naga>Ogres>Elves>EredarStarting zone in outland with faction leader being kael’thas (illidan is busy) and your questline teleports you to azeroth on a mission to recruit more people to fight off burning crusade and then you make your way back to outland when you hit 60 (implied your mission is successful and you’re part of a big guild now).and instead of making illidan the big bad for some reason (never made sense) the big bad is just what the expansion is named after (Burning Crusade/Kael ja'den)also wotlk should've happened before TBC.and after that legion where you defeat Sargeras (Arthas -> kael ja'den -> Ssargeras is a natural threat progression).and after that credits roll and wow ends.
time has turned my staff on guru into a dagger
>>564263093>3rd factionretard idea>playable eredarextra retarded>ESL>also cant even type kil'jadens fucking name rightdiagnosis: niggerbabble
>>564263093This is a cool idea.
>>564263303Stock TBC is the worst wow expansion and my idea is an improvement, cope
>>564263303>>also cant even type kil'jadens fucking name right>read this post first and thought you were being an autist about the apostrophe>look up and see kael ja'den
>>564263093ideas guy bullshit. 3rd faction will never work, there's already enormous problems with having 2 factions. with 3+ one of them would inevitably become an insignificant minority. Ogres are 2BIG for wow and eredar playable is just dumb.
>>564263553Ogres got a ridiculous amount of animations when you morph into them with items. All the essentials to make them playable have been there for like 15 years
>>564263093>OgresKill yourself
What games or servers can I play with my wow gf now that turtle is closing down?
>>564263697except for the fact that they are 2x larger than anything else which makes them impractical as a playable race. you can't just shrink them either because they would look retarded, midget ogres would be a joke.
>>564263541>kael ja'denThis is gold.
Why is ogrimmar instead of orcimmar
>>564263843it's actually orgrimmar...
>>564263784just reduce their hit box, it's not like taurens already aren't dealing with bullshit.
>>564263893Named after Orgres?
1.7 turtle already up in brazil1.8 turtle will follow suit, nothing can stop the turtleCHVD
>>564263910and what have them clip with everything ever? yeah that won't look janky and shitty at all.
>>564263940See, this is why people keep bullying turtle bronies.
>>564263958who cares? it's a private server and half their gear wont even fit properly. Goblins on turtle looked ugly as sin. still played one.
why does this schizo keep saying 1.8?
I like shitposting so much
>>564263843named after the second horde warchief, Orgrim Doomhammer
>>564264316was he an Orgre?
>>564252753You can lose everything on blizzards servers too if you wander too close to a bot farm and they mass report you
>>564263784You can make them a bit smaller, small enough to be a playable class
>>564264406no, orc, that was his namejust like Washington is not capital of washing machines
>>564253178He didn't care about the first chance why would he care about the second? Epoch had a huge population and he let it die
>>564262801why would i cuck myself to playing 2 specs when i have like 5 or 6 specs i want to do for my char?
>>564264561because turdle had a big playerbase and they are looking for somewhere to go which is a money making opportunity
>>564263843It's named after the former warchief of the horde, durotar is named after his dad. Thrall basically does whatever he wants.
>>564264657Again, he had that opportunity once before. I bet even with the turtle exodus the population won't be as high as when ascension first inherited epoch and let it die
>>564264739Why does he still call himself Thrall anywayYou'd think he'd adopt his actual orc birthname after Lord of the Clans
>>564264787last epoch update was 4 days ago, why would they bother if they didn't have a plan for it?
>>564264810I think he does it to fuck with humans, it's a weird thing be to be told the leader of the guys you're at war with is called slave.
>>564263940I'd be cautious about playing on a server based on a source leak that exists specifically because the source had backdoors
>>564264561>Epoch had a huge population and he let it dieIt died on its own due to being a buggy and poorly balanced mess
>>564264561>>564264885Then plan always was to keep Epoch kinda alive, but not too much, so people get fed up with nocontent amd end up trying out BBC and falling for the retail- meme.You'd think NOW is the perfect chance to start officially advertising Epoch to the turtle refugees, but nothing of the sort is being donw.Epoch is still completely invisible and only gets players by word of mouth.
>>564264561>>564265228epoch still doesn't have MC, unless it has a shop i don't think dutch is interested.kaytotes really just wasted everyones time.
>>564265141No, it died because so the devs left and Ascension let it rot by not announcing anything and releasing BBC+ instead
>>564265141people left because>devs got a c&d>seemingly no one is working on the server>"well... turtle has an active dev team, lets move there"
>>564265431with gaytotes out of the picture they can just add a shop. epoch is coming back in a big way, just you watch
Ambershire population?
>>564265808384
>>564264885They were doing updates when they let it die too when all they had to do was hype it up or give an announcement. Nothing of the sort is being done this time either. They want to keep it alive but not dedicate resources to it. Bronzebeard is wildly successful they don't want to take resources from there if I were to guess.
>>564261010kekucks are still hanging onto this desperate cope, huhtotally not projecting btw
>>564266203man it was unplayable at 3846
>>564265431Classic style cosmetics shop and turtle style convenience items would be profitable
>>564266360>replies an hour and a half later after it becomes time to wake up in mexicohmmmm
>right on 6k pop let's go wooo turtle wow is getting big guise>8k pop whoa this is epic so many players i love it this is the best>it blows my mind that we have a 10k pop turtle wow is the best server EVAR>8k pop is better really i mean 10k was getting crowded>6k pop alright things are finally getting comfy this is perfect>like i said 4k pop is really the peak these are the best number>2k pop oh yeah so comfy it's so great to be able to do quests without everything being so crowded>1k pop this is awesome this is perfect honestly wow was never built for those big numbers and it's better when the server is nice and small>400 pop is sooooo comfy i feel like i know everyone and we're like a big happy family>uh wait where did everyone go>hello>where's the thread>can someone please come play with me>i'm lonely
>>564263752Why does wpsg hate Ogres?
You'd still have your server if you weren't gloating under blizzards fucking twitter account like retards btw.You get what you deserve.
>>564266360>meanwhile turtle wow players
>>564266573>literally the EXACT same copewow, a genuine golem lolbtw it's 4 am in Mexico, wouldn't expect a carebear to know it lmaonext excuse for being brown please
>>564266816people like to scream and piss that no one would play them because they're uglythen you tell them that you would play one and they chuck a tantyI play horde in classic nigga you think I'm above playing an ogre? not everyone plays this game to wank while writing fuck awful fiction about dog cocks with other men as 99.9999% of alliance players do
>>564266508I'm thinking auto skinner, auto looter, repair bot, mail bot.bags we'll call them turtle bagsand a limited time event if you hit 60 in the next month you get a turtle mount.am I missing anything?
>turtleshill woke upuhmmm ambershire status?
>>564265436>>564265686>revisionist cope
>>564267010You forgot teleporters, quest givers, xp rate multipliers, faster mounts. And all that should be synced with other servers and you should be able to sell them to other players for gold that way you can just swipe to get gold.
>>564266989>btw it's 4 am in Mexico, wouldn't expect a carebear to know it lmaoI'm sure the implication of this statement is lost on you.
not anymore it isn't
>>564267010auto herb, auto mine, limited time pet, that serves as a bank and lock pick, make it a goblin or call it the crafty turtle and make it a small turtle.
>wtf why does gaytotes not want to work in a vibecoded fork that would take lots of effort to get working properly
>>564267239explain why you can't install epoch without installing ascension's client firstexplain why no one announced the release of onyxia's lair or PVP season
>look in epoch world chat>"PLEASE ADD A SHOP LIKE TURTLE I WANT TO BUY BAGS BANK AH MAILBOX PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE"Why the fuck does everyone want to copy the worst feature of Turtle?
>>564267418Who cares? The game can still be downloaded. We can do Onyxia and will soon be able to do MC.
>>564267461the only way ascension will work on the server is P2W garbage
>>564267331Hasn't he actually had one guy work on it this whole time though? Even before the turtle execution the server was getting regular bugfixes and Onyxia did launch post server abandonment.
Pochie time...
>>564267461>please monetize your copyright infringement so you can also get anally fucked by Microsoft kek
>>564267542not him, but it has 1 or 2 people working on itprobably for free from the original team
How did Blizzard manage to capture so perfectly the "the things I do to human men..." type of look for pandaren females?
>Vanilla shipped with just 4 fucking horde races>Couldn't even give all of them a capitalNigger game.Was making echo isles 30% bigger and throwing some huts in there to much to ask.I speet on da horde.
>>564267654>how did furries make furries slutty?
>>564267675we should have gotten a troll dungeon on dark spear isle, like gnomer was.
>>564267675they ran out of time, wow was in development for 5 years at that pointthey scrapped so many ideas and concepts just to actually release the damn game
>>564267010>>564267305>>564267263>autustic rage>auto loot>auto skin/mine/herb>teleporters >mounts with faster speed >Did i miss anything?No because turtle didn't have any of the this, dipshit >we'll call them turtle bagsDo you think turtle wow invented selling bags you sperg lol >Turtle MountThey need to remove all turtles from wow, this sperg has ptsd
>>564267591Isn't Epoch selling cosmetics?
>>564267675sorry chud power of love and friendship faction takes priority
>>564267816I was talking about monetization present on other ascension servers...
>>564267806I know but you'd think starting areas wouldn't be on the cutting board
>>564267816Ascension has all that bro...
>>564267884>>564267937Ascension sells turtle mounts and bags called turtle bags?
>>564268113Yes
>>564268113That's obviously a joke about them taking advantage of turtle players anon. but yes
>>564268143May I see it?
>>564267575Comfy
>>564267902I think it was more like>we should just make them "exiles" and put them in already existing starting areas, so we can focus on other content
>>564268207>turtlejak
>>564268207Cool made no sense to list a bunch of stuff from ascension cash shop in response to my suggestion of classic cosmetics turtle wow style convenience items, but it was a nice unrelated joke lol
>>564267902Supposedly, they didn't want one faction to have more capitals than the other and Gnomeragan never made it as a capital.
ChadGPT, generate me a private server. Make it redirect all the brown people to warmane.Make it redirect all the trans people to Epoch.Don't make mistakes.
>>564263940>download their client>thick mod already comes preinstalledthis is a brazilian server alright
>>564268607Bro you just created Kronos V
>>564263093God I wish High/Blood elves had been in classic. Now on every re-release/server/season/whatever I have to worry if my favorite race will be in it.
>>564263093kino
>>564268419glad it got a chuckle, but im only half joking, I think if dutch decides to monetize epoch to capitalize he's going to be very aggressive.To not totally derail Dutch actually has stuff like that in store already, I just think no one bought it I honestly think after kaytotes said he was leaving most people simply moved to ambershire and dutch content he pushed enough people to bronzebeard never bother'd updating the shop, the limited time launch bonus is still in it.
>blood elves not included on a private server>trannies reduced by over 500%whats the correlation
>>564266949I hate pretty women that are into nerd shit like wow. I just know she has an army of simps and orbiters to inflate her ego.
>>564268883you get to play horde and look pretty. they're still there btw they're just only on the alliance.
>>564268883They are the most beautiful race so trannies use them to feed their delusions. But if there are no belfs they just jump to humans or nelfs. Sadly we can't escape the plague since private servers are mostly played by loser shut ins, the prime tranny source. Same with speedrunning.
Me a human male Retribution Paladin standing at the Stonetalon Mountain entrance oneshotting you noshoe njiggers /spit /spit /moon /point /laugh if ur a female cow I'll drag you around like the bovine bitch you are and sell you to a human farm in Westfall so we can *kicks you in stomach* milk you until your legs give in LOL
What happened here? He's permanently slept by a GM.
>>564267675Cataclysm fixed thisCataclysm fixed everything wrong with vanillaIt was the golden age of WoW
>>564268608rare brazil w
>>564268747This art looks 100x better than the in-game models
>>564269076he was probably scanning the AH. they fucking hate if you do it to undercut snipe and bitch about it being a resource drain on the server
>>564269064>RacismBased>Racism against TaurenToo far
>>564268747cannot imagine the seethe that must have been when people realised high/blood elves would not be in WoW and they were getting gnomes instead lmaoif WoW were releasing for the first time today I'd love to see the reaction on 4chan to that
>>564268887>Men acting pathetic and insufferable in the presence of women who are just playing the game/talking about it>"I hate women"Men are such a failed gender.
>>564269153I had two characters constantly running a modified aux to snipe people putting shit at low price and K never got in trouble with a GM. Bought many flasks for really cheap.
>>564269120It's a shame they give up on the edgy fel corrupted life stealer identity the second the starting zone is over
>>564269235>I'd love to see the reaction on 4chan to thatback then this site wasnt anywhere even close to being as gay as it is today so no one really caredpeople were just excited to play as dwarves and orcs and shit
>>564269235I would 100% remove gnomes and add high elves to classic if I had a time machine and the necessary means. I could not remove any of the horde races in exchange of blood elves though, they are perfect.They should have just added high elves to alliance and blood elves to horde, that way they don't have to do the Draenei retcon.
>>564254402>Stage 1: Denial Phase
>>564269465tbc should have been blood elves for alliance goblins for horde
>>564254402You made some newfag so mad he replied with his favorite buzzword "seethe" twice lol
>>564269345Totally, in a sense I get how restoring the sunwell means they don't have to go that route anymore, but the whole draining magic from things and being a misstep away from turning into a junkie was cool. I loved the blood knight lore too.
>>564269552do you think buzzword is just a synonym for slang
3 races each faction om vanillaOrcs, Tauren and Trolls for HordeHumans, Dwarfs and Gnomes for AllianceTrolls and Night Elves as neutral non playable factions
>>564269550>goblins for hordeThat would not help with balancing the factions which was their goal. I think they did alright justifying why they went to the horde, even if the alliance made more sense, historically.
>>564269746If you vanilla retcons atleast go full retard ala wallcraft
>>564269769It might if they made female goblins even sluttier short stacked built for cock sucking every girl has her price whores than they already are
Night elves on horde and undead on alliance is the only alternative arrangement that makes sense. All the playable undead are humans anyway and the Night elves had 0 reasons to join alliance aside from one orc clan pissing them off
>>564269235People were fine with a lot of changes made to lore and balance of forces back then. Because people really wanted to explore the world.Nobody really knew how WoW will develop. So people were kind of fine with that at the time and if they really wanted to play elves there were night elves. Everyone still expected high elves to release at some point since they fit so well.But as we all know by now Blizzard went absolutely insane with the lore and story with Burning Crusade and it just got worse from there.
I finished the Gilneas starting area hours ago but decided to give it time to really settle and digest before talking about it.I can understand why people have such strong feeling about "nuWoW." It definitely is a very different game. Gilneas felt way more like a single player RPG where I'm the main character than an MMO. I really didn't see that many players, and the few I saw had no impact on my gameplay because we were all able to complete our quests without needing to fight for spawns or group up. And because everything was crafted to be soloable just for me, with mobs having their levels scale to mine, with the idea that I'm a new player, I never really felt too challenged or like anything was all that hard.But with all that said, I didn't hate it. I really enjoyed it. It was a well crafted rollercoaster ride, ending with a big action movie explosion. I can see why some people were disappointed by Turtle Wow's Gilneas now. While it was true to vanilla design, it just doesn't look as good or gives as satisfying of an experience in comparison. There you just sort of collect bear asses for XP and then you outlevel the zone. Here you had clear cut goals and a well defined mission, with side quests complimenting them.I'm going to continue playing on Tauri if time permits, for as long as it remains fun. Thanks to the anons who recommended it.
A retcon is not inherently a bad thing.I never understood all the seethe at dranei.They took a pointless slave race and fleshed them out in a way that adds meaningful depth both to then and many aspects of the world.>Ugly Eredad weren't written out, just recontextualized>Further emphasizes how far kil'jaeden and Archimonde have fallen, since now they're not slave masters to just foreign races, but also their own>Emphasizes how susceptible orcs are to fel corruption and nigger behaviour, so joining the alliance is a no brainer and doesn't feel random (unlike belves joining the horde, leaving the alliance makes sense, joining no shoes doesn't)Space goats are goated.
In all my years on turtle wow I never met a single high elf player that wasn't a mentally ill faggot.
>>564270109the whiplash of going from being the saviour of the gilneans rubbing shoulders with the greats then being dropped in auberdine to literally collect bear asses was the first time I really felt the tone shift that way yeah, even if in hindsight it was already happening in wrath
>>564269273it's a symbiotic relationship; that is why I never join a guild with a woman in it (knowingly)
>>564270195b-but im not mentally ill!
The worst part of turtle shutting down is that I'll never convince the woman (real) that was in my normalfag guild to give me SEX by impressing her with my really good tanking.
>>564262723>so where we going bros?epoch
im not playing anything else. im not watching anything. im not listening to anything. just sitting in a dark room on the floor waiting for turtle wow to come back online... bleeding from the knuckles as i punch holes in the walls pretending to be fighting murlocs on the lakefronts of elwynn. the sounds repeat in my head "hey there" "what can i do for you" as i speak with marshal dughan about the threats the alliance heartland faces and purchase rare magical goods from antonio perelli for a reasonable price.. im filled with rage at the fact that im not in elwynn forest advancing the ideals of the alliance and completing dangerous quests for powerful equipment and coinage. turn the game back on. turn the servers back on now or im going to lose it and start tearing up the floorboards in search of kobolds im losing my fucking mind turn the servers back on now im a warrior of the alliance and you cant do this to me Turtle wow.
If we'd go by WC3 frozen throne standards WoW should predominantly play on Kalimdor. Theramore should be the size of Stormwind, night elves should be some kind of superpower that nobody messes with and not playable by the players.The Barrens should be a massive battlefield between Jainas Theramore forces and Thralls horde.The eastern kingdoms should just be a massive wasteland. Contested by relatively tiny groups in comparison to what remains of the Scourge and demonic forces left on it.The two factions would both only feature three races. Orcs, tauren and trolls for Horde. Humans, high elves and dwarves for Theramore.
shit the fuck up and kys deca
>>564270195But i'm a nice mentally ill faggot.
>>564270109the problem i had with gilneas is what >>564270276 basically pointed out. you get to the end with this high point of taking the fight back to the forsaken and really slugging it out with sylvanasexcept you dont see any of that and the storyline only continues if youre playing undead in silverpineand the entire gilneas storyline as a whole doesnt even get resolved until BFA so the whole affair feels like they forget the entire worgen thing until blizzard went "oh yeah that never got resolved huh" and waited until another horde vs alliance moment to actually bring closure
If you want more races and factions just play wallcraft.
turtle is dead and 1x pvp blizzlike wonthis is a nightmare you will not wake from
Shouldn't worgen be waaaay more pissed at nelves.
People were interested in Epoch because it was very polished and had interesting custom content, the most important part of this is that their team had plans for the future and they actually delivered that which they have promised so far.All of that is gone, the only people that are left dont want to admit that they got scammed or turtle refugees who think epoch is anything like turtle, its not.
>>564270952>Epoch>very polished???
>>564270849I want more races in a version of the game that is good and not retail- thoughevermoredon't need them flooding the game with races ala AAW though, just one or two more per faction is enough to add some fresh spice without diluting the pool
>>564270636>high elveskill yourself
>>564270636>The eastern kingdoms should just be a massive wastelandAre you seriously retarded ? The scourge couldnt even push south into southshore because they started to infight imediately, Arthas vs the Nathrezim vs Sylvanas vs The cult of the damned, all of them with their own autistic schemes. All while The legion was gambling its remaining forces in Hyjal.
Human/Dwarf/Gnome:Warrior - male onlyPaladin - mixed (no gnomes)Hunter - mixedRogue - mixedPriest - female only (no gnomes)Mage - female onlyWarlock - male onlyGnomes don't have souls so they can't cast holy magic.Night elf:Warrior - female onlyHunter - female onlyRogue - female onlyPriest - female onlyDruid - male onlyNelfs are a matriarchy and males only play in the woods as their furfag forms.High elf:Warrior - male onlyHunter - male onlyRogue - male onlyPriest - female onlyMage - female onlyPaladin - male onlyThe lore reason for this is because I made it up.Orc:Warrior - mixedHunter - female onlyRogue - female onlyShaman - mixedMage - mixedWarlock - mixedLet's be real, orc men are too fat to be hunters or rogues.Undead:Warrior - male onlyHunter - mixedRogue - mixedPriest - removedMage - female onlyWarlock - male onlyForsaken can NOT cast holy magic, otherwise similar to human.Tauren:Warrior - mixedHunter - mixedPriest - female onlyShaman - mixedDruid - female onlyTroll:Warrior - mixedHunter - female onlyRogue - female onlyPriest - female onlyShaman - mixedMage - mixedWarlock - mixedSimilar to orcs, no goofy ass troll male is going to be a rogue.Goblin:Warrior - male onlyHunter - mixedRogue - mixedMage - mixedWarlocks - mixedGreen jews, they'll be anything except for females who can't fight physically one on one.
>>564270849I would if it released. It never will tho
>>564270942hard to stay mad when they invite you into their home to fuck their women for the rest of your days
>>564270863It will be an interesting time, to see if people can go back to playing vanilla, or not.
I'll really miss Turtle. The custom zones were so good. Loved how seamlessly they attached themselves to the world. You could tell someone who never played WoW before that these parts are vanilla and he or she would probably believe it.Either way I will never pay money to blizzard again. They're just a extremely scummy company. I rather do not play WoW at all then pay money to blizzard to play it.
>>564271028The early access was, but you're right that it has been a mess ever since.But the reports from the early access are what built the hype
It you want vanilla with more content and balance wotlk is right there.Idk how contrarians convinced themselves it's not peak wow.
>>564270636They just lost cenarius and their immortality, theyre as much of a superpower as the americans who cant flush the toilets on their aircraft carriers.
>>564271450This isn't even an argument
>>564271450Remove the DK class and you might have a point
>>564271450Gearscore, achievements, variable raid difficulty, quest waypoints, flying, focus on terrible story, nerfed leveling.
>>564271450>gay score>Ulduar>zero reason to roll anything but plate classno
>>564271428You mean the 3k+ bug reports that they never fixed? Epoch was frequently made fun of for their monthly updates where they fixed 10 bugs out of the thousands they still had. The server launched with the majority of bugs unfixed. While Epoch might have had a good vision, they had a single competent dude on the team and he left months before the server released. My guess is that they knew they wouldn't be able to do more and decided to release the server like this and promptly fucked off when people were mean to them.
QRD on gearscore i never played (enough) wrath to know what the hubub was about
>>564271349they were always visibly custom because the retards never learned how to generate mapshadows making them look flat as fuck
>>564270849Is it released yet?
>>564271450Max level isn't 60
>>564254547>>564254589>>564254821>>564269513>>564269552Newfag or ESL?
>>564269273You will never be a woman.
>>564271349Something tells me they'd realize those parts aren't vanilla when they talk to any npc and see blatantly ESL writing.
>>564271783Gearscore is a summarized accumulation of the quality of your character's gear. Raid leaders will require certain thresholds before letting you join their raid to ensure a smooth progression. This is a non-issue if you know how to play the the game.
>>564271450Leveling is way yoo fast, i want more vanilla, not to skip vanilla
>>564272018Why is this a wotlk issue specifically. What's stopping anyone from installing an addon that does this for vanilla or any expansion
>>564271783you know how modern (starting with cata) versions of wow have item levels and average item levels?those used to be a speculation on items and even considered a myth or vague internal values used by devs to determine power levels. so the only way to determine the power level of a person in your raid was to physically inspect them and lookenter gearscore, an addon that would take the total stats of your gear and approximate a power level based on this and easily shareable with others using the addon. on paper this meant that raid leaders could quickly see the strength of a member and determine how strong someone wasin practice this meant knuckle dragging retard niggers could demand you need 5.6k gear score to get in a raid that dropped 5.2k gs items
>>564271953if you think turtle writing was bad you should see bronzebeard, turtle was ESL but there was some heart and love for wc3 at least
>>564271559They'd have the mountain giants, druids of which some of them are almost as powerful as Cenarius like Malfurion, dryads, they'd be able to control nature in various ways, the sentinels, they'd have assistance from Chimaeras. Cenarius had many children so its not unlikely that there would be another Cenarius and so on.There would also be major political disputes within the Horde and Alliance. Like it was always kind of comical to me how the Tauren are so bound to nature and respect "mother nature" and all that. But torching all of Ashenvale? Lmao perfectly fine why not.Trolls would probably just fly with whatever Orcs say. But I can also see high elves in Theramore not supporting a war against the night elves. Since they're distant cousins of theirs.So there would be several reasons not to mess with the night elves.
>>564272165It exists for later expansions. In vanilla it doesn't matter because the raids are incredibly easy. During Classic launch a bunch of 58's with green gear cleared Molten Core in less than 45 minutes.
he's a big guy
>>564267675fucking hate jamaica trolls, they should've stayed with forest trolls or made the jamaica trolls less gay
>>564272180I always hated in wrath how you had to get in the first week of raiding or you couldn't pug shit anymore because everyone would ask for the achievement of having completed the raid and then after a few weeks they would ask for gear score beyond the raid drops, meaning you either were there from the get go or you were just SOL
>>564271783the beginning of the endpeople abandoned common sense for the sake of seeing shiny number go upyou could literally equip holy gear on warrior and nobody would bat an eye as long as you had that magical Gear Score raid leader wantedoh your dps/heal is low? Who cares you passed the Gear Score testaddon creator was a notorious sweatlord himself and people still spit on him
>>564272323>a bunch of 58's with green gear cleared Molten Core in less than 45 minutesBecause they practiced for years
/our/ queen talking about the Turtle announcement:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKFZpWRS05shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKFZpWRS05shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKFZpWRS05s
>>564270109God why is hunter so comfy? Everytime I start playing again I tell myself "Don't play hunter again, looking for dungeon groups as DPS only class without AoE sucks" but damn, I love running around in the world with a pet that has been with me for a long time.
>>564272376The annoying thing is EVERY troll in Wow speaks in a Jamaican accent. If it had just been jungle trolls I’d get that, but forest trolls shouldn’t have that accent.
>>564270109Shut up. Post knot.
>>564271071I agree
What stage of grief are the turdies on now?
Turtle died right before they added Forest trolls and the troll capital by the way. It hurts so bad
>>564271071>Priest - female onlyexcuse you? my nigga jebus and his friend kong are rolemodels to many young men
>>564272756Damn…
Bronzebeard's version of Goldshire is way better than Epoch's, holy shit it's not even closeMy god, they even have quests detailing the history of the town and its current political climate with the refugees from WestfallOutstanding stuff
>>564272165>What's stopping anyone from installing an addon that does this for vanillamany items in vanilla are great despite being lower ilvl than the current tier so a higher score doesn't mean better gear, also vanilla has next to no gear checks as long as you have enough warriors and rogues which you usually will because they are the most popular classes
>>564272891nigga please
>>564272891But i thought bronze beard was supposed to have turbo fast leveling experience, what's the point of more quests you'll just outlevel in 5 mins
>>564273019What? Use your words bitch>>564273029Play on one of the resolute challenges
>>564272749>hateshenna and crogge wronged me. i want somebody from the twow team to go rogue and tell all the secrets and leak the latest build code ontop to further fuck them up
bingo finished, see you next thread
>>564272954>roguesThere's never any reson to bring a rogue instead of another warrior.
>>564273103nigga please
>>564272891not playing retoiletbeard+, if dutch had any sense (he doesn't) he'd start focusing on epoch
It's funny because people switched to a different metric for gatekeeping in Classic, parses.There was even a patreon exclusive addon in SoD (for a short time cause that's against the ToS) that filtered out people with bad parses from whispering you and showed people's parses across all their raids ever through tooltips.People always go for the RETOILET LMAOOOAAAA!!!!!! for how bad metafaggotry is in WoW but it is so much worse just how bad it is in classic and its multiple releases.
>>564273249And ruin epoch?
>>564272165There's addons that do this in vanilla but since most gear is memorable people just check your gear and guess by that, others look at final stats like AP, crit and take a guess at how powerful one is.
>>564273192i am at stage 6
>>564273249I'd agree if epoch wasn't an ai typescript slopcoded nightmare
>>564273206you're not going to have that many warriors joining your raid unless you're a speedrunning guild
>>564270636>If we'd go by Metzen's post-green jesus standardsYikesWarcraft needs a reset to the end of Beyond the Dark Portal if it actually wants to be respectable again.
>>564273249Dutch only cares about CoA
>>564273393true, i'd rather take a warrior in leveling greens over a t3 rogue
>>564273305people are people and they need to be controlled and whipped when they step out of line or act antisocialit's why GMs are mandatory
>>564270636>The Barrens should be a massive battlefield between Jainas Theramore forces and Thralls horde.There was peace at the end of WC3, Jaina and Thrall only started fighting because of some gay shit that happened in a book just before WoW came out to explain why there was a fucking faction war again.
>>564273305>SoD>classiclollol even
>>564273305It didn't matter in classic because you could swipe to get in raid and get loot priority.
>>564273305join a guild then
>>564273541>explain why there was a fucking faction war againOne dude really liked Dark age of Camelot. It's that simple.
>>564271450>more content>only one relevant instance per weeknice mmo you have there zoomie
>>564273305it's natural that retoilet- would have retoilet mentality
>>564273305This all those meta/minmaxing fags ruin mmos. Don't really get how this is even fun for them. Imagine buying any game on Steam and immediately looking up a step by step how to guide.>>564273541Its Warcraft isn't it? I'm sure they could've made a good reason to fight again without much issues. I honestly generally would like a more real approach to this though. Without much "justification." Something along the lines of there is big mine in the Barrens and we want it because we both like money. Maybe with some bogus reason on top of it that everyone knows is nonsense.
yeah, i'm thinking it's time to boot up pochie again
>>564271071I should mention for classes that have a healing spec, males cannot use that spec, so no males can be holy pallies, resto shamans, or tree druids. Yes I am aware that this means alliance cannot have druid healers, this is not my problem.I should also adjust the paladin restrictions for human/dwarf/high elf to say:Prot/ret - male onlyHoly - female onlyShamans can remain mixed for horde but only females can be resto shamans.I am aware that most specs have points in other trees, so I think a fair limit is to say that no more than 1/4 of your total talent points can be put into a tree that your gender is locked out of, so you can still access the first three rows but can't fully spec into it.>>564272724Thank you.>>564272812Zesty buck.
>>564273920>Imagine buying any game on Steam and immediately looking up a step by step how to guideThese days people look up full walkthroughs before they even buy/pirate anything.
>>564270109I don't think it's good for starting zone experience to be so cinematic. I honestly think some of the worse starting zones ever made were goblin, worgen and pandaren.>Locks you into a zone that you cannot leave through conventional methods without completing it>Has parts that just stall gameplay becasue they were only designed with the expansion launch in mind.>Scripted events become less impressive through repeated play throughs.If we're simply talking about collecting bear asses is bad, cata undid all of that not that it seems like people really cared as cata is widely panned as a bad expansion.Every cata zone or quest is set up like a big adventure block buster in where you're the star and features mechanics and game play that go far beyond murder 15 bears.they also achieve all of this without ever having to hold you hostage or punishing you (only occasionally) for playing solo.Believe it or not legions scaling really fucked solo questing for the longest time becasue while you may precive the world as a solo bonaza, elite quests still do exists. Quests you can no longer really do as before you could out level them but with level sync you can never out level them, you have to be a strong solo class or just accept you're in an empty world.It also doesn't help whatever method blizzard were using to give mobs abilities did not like level scaling as mobs would gain access to thing that could 1 shot you depend on what level you encountered them at.none of this really went fixed for years because at that point end game really was the only thing that mattered to blizzard.Atleast when they did that new very generc boring starting area, pandaren, goblin and worgen were finally free of the most fucking ass areas ever designed in terms of replay ability.
Was Pochie the server with the zoomer dev that claimed Classic was only successful because of parse culture? Genuinely, I hope that guy gets murdered irl.
humiliation ritual
Best part about Epoch was Sunder Armor and Expose Armor stacking.Easily over 1k dps as a brown.
>>564270195I'm a mentally ill heterosexual and I'm tired of people calling me gay for wanting to play with my donut steele waifu
>>564274059>Genuinely, I hope that guy gets murdered irl.go outside lil nigga
>>564274059He was right though, if it weren't for stream faggots and parse culture pushing stream faggotry classic wouldn't have blown up.
>>564271071tldr i want a bimbelf to dump my seed into
>>564274105never understood why people do thisthe nightelf starting area is literally better
>>564270109>I really didn't see that many players, and the few I saw had no impact on my gameplay because we were all able to complete our quests without needing to fight for spawns or group up.That was pretty much the experience during wrath and past it. Most players were already max level and already had their alts at lvl 70. So they would login, get them up to 80 and park them in Dalaran.
I have reached 225 fishing
>>564274035>rapes you
>>564274220nope, it was covidhell GDKPs were becoming popular by AQ so you could even argue they were a big factor for why it stayed relevant
>>564274306for the humiliation ritual
>>564274306https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWi10hZudRk
Need a wow playing gf like this to just level and have fun with so badly bros...https://files.catbox.moe/3ts4sn.mp4
>helped bring food to the refugees>learned the town's history from an old wizard who lived through the first war>went on a shopping run through the central market for an old granny>constantly out hunting food and finding water for myself (merchants don't stock food/water on this challenge and you need to eat+drink or you'll die)>occasionally turned to preying on the bandits for their cheese, water and cloth, because i need provisions and dead men are generous men>always on edge in the wilderness cause a bad pull could be permadeath>planning trips out and making sure i have supplies to go into the kobold mines>taking lunch breaks while blacksmithingUtter. Immersive. Kino.
Tauri.You play female human priest.Now.
I think I'm going to casually work on a male UD mage on Pochie's Kezen server. I think I'll even do the explorer challenge thing for max comfy.
>>564274552is that a heckin liminal space???
>>564274689sorry ascension stealth marketer, I am not playing CoA or Bronzebeardi'd rather play Chromiecraft, thank you very much.
>>564274743no, in fact that would be the exact opposite of a liminal space
any one got a fishing bot for epoch?
This is basically just me venting... maybe some likeminded people can relateIt has been several days now since the unfortunate announcement of the server's shutting down. The day it got announced my guild and I were logging in to do our weekly raid, and as people were logging in the announcement was made and the raid was canceled.I basically immediately uninstalled the game and left all the discord servers out of frustration. I have got to say that Turtle wow was singlehandedly the best mmo/online gaming experience ive ever had in my life. Between the awesome community, cool gms, my guild of likeminded gamers, and the quality and quantity of custom content that the Devs provided. It will forever stand as the single best iteration of WoW that has been or will be released (I doubt blizzard will ever make me regret saying that).A couple days have gone by and I find myself lost with what to do with myself. Modern gaming in general has really soured me, as I seem to have fallen out with most current games and return to the handful Ive been playing for decades now (how many more runs of terraria and stardew valley can I do!).Its really hit me that there isn't a viable alternative - Modern mmos are completely trash, rampant with bots, RMT, and overly complicated FOMO systems that dont encourage socializing or working together. The entire genre as it stands is completely disinteresting to me for this very reason.Is that just the end of it? Maybe Ill start persuing other hobbies, or maybe ill go back to playing the same 10 games adnaseum. Either way I am greatful for this lasting memory, and it is a shame we live in a world where corporate greed and regulation have to destroy something ultimately incredibly harmless that brought a lot of people joy.
>>564274689>chink runesthanks for further confirmation to avoid this retoilet server
>the old lady's actually sick because onyxia gave her a mirror that cursed her when it was brokenOhhhh SHIT shit just got real
>>564274941You took this from reddit didn't you
>>564274941Lol
I shall make a human female warrior on Kronos 5
>>564274993this looks kino custom quest? what server?
>>564253135You mean full of redditor tourists who never learned how to post here at 4chan and said retards literally damaged the pserver business?
HOP ON BRONZEBEARD, FELLAS.
>>564274941>and the raid was canceled.Soulless guild
>>564275156This reminds me, did the turtle chinks comply for shutdown or will china servers stay up for a while
>>564274681but why would you do this
just hit 22 on epochits alright. i dunno. too many paladins running around. there's lag at all times of the day and not having /who is a real fucking pain in the ass because i can't see the level of people applying to my deadmines run. mobs do this weird thing where once they start fleeing, if you slow them they will still run at full speed until they hit the end of said run and change direction. THEN the slow will apply. super fucking annoying. i'll probably give up soon, a bit bored
>>564275291
>only interesting thing on tauri is transmogs>need high level character for each armor class>You have to actually the play the game in order to do choresmiss me with that gay shit
>>564259837this was Shenna making herself look like a victim for a future rugpullthankfully blizzard did all the work for her and made her look like a victim of a C&D
>>564274941You're not alone. Ever since the official announcement was dropped, I've been feeling empty.I logged in, but whenever I wanted to do something.. I was like, what for? I have a warrior at lvl35, why go to 60, or just 40? Why even try and finish my warlock's dungeon set, currently at 3/8, when 70% of the pop has gone away and even before it was hard to find groups as a dps?Could farm mogs for my priestess and try on something new, but this time, the transmog will be as fleeting as player power on retail. It can only last as a memory in a photograph.Whatever I would do, it would go away soon. No point logging in.So I fired up some other games that I neglected because of TWoW, but they won't generate those feelings this game has given me in my 4 months of playing here. And there is no way I'd return to Blizz's servers, they don't deserve a quarter of their subscribers, let alone any new ones.Turtle did fuck up by aggressively advertising their services, but then again, they built really well on a good base game, be it class balance, custom content, the addition of a working transmog system or adding playable high elves and goblins for whoever likes them.For all that, I'm gonna be grateful for them. Turtle's team was what made me love vanilla content - none else have managed to stir up any similar feelings in me.
>>564275350sleeptime is from canada, how has he any say in this? post a statement by the chinks themselve
>>564275420>when 70% of the pop has gone away and even before it was hard to find groups as a dps?I FUCKING KNEW IT.
>>564275420>they built really well on a good base game, be it class balancestupid fucking paladin nigger. im glad your powerfantasy server is kill. you and your pink fagadin ilk deserve it
>>564273305>There was even a patreon exclusive addon in SoD (for a short time cause that's against the ToS) that filtered out people with bad parses from whispering you and showed people's parses across all their raids ever through tooltips.Kek.
>turdies are between bargaining and depression
If I've deciphered the Russian esl babble on that forum correctly it sounds like someone has a local 1.17.2 server running with playerbots
>>564275714no, i am demanding. i demand the chinks to hold not true and leak the code to further fuckup shenna and crogge, they must suffer for wronging me.
>>564275085Bronzebeard on Ascension. Just do be aware if you try it, it's what the beloved oldhats here call a bit of a 'funserver', which means it has some pretty big departures from good old 'nilla.You can try some of the optional challenges from an NPC near the start of each zone to give it back some immersion while you're levelling, though. Exp is set at 1x if you don't have any 60's on the server
>>564270276>>564270760Having just left the starter zone, I hadn't really thought of that, but I can see what you mean. I think that's the problem of the game being a mix of old design and new.>>564272587It's a class that comes with its own built in friend.>>564274051There's merits to both design philosophies and some of it boils down to a matter of taste. Perhaps the best compromise would have been to give the player to opt out of Gilneas. It could indeed suck if you'd already done it so many times before. Don't want to ride the rollercoaster? Get off at any time and make your own fun.>>564274312I think it's a mix of small server and phasing. I saw other players twice and even when we were on the exact same quest to kill the exact same guy none of us were inconvenienced because it respawn immediately.
>>564275714Out of curiosity what causes hate for turtle wow and its players? I never would have imagined tribal thinking over such a thing
Who do I whisper to join <Thousand Tusks>
>>564275931>0 people leveling>moonrunes in chatnihao nihao>>564276024how do you know if someone is a turtle wow player?they will tell you about it.>>564275818it's just mangos, i doubt it's that hard to port over the already existing playerbots code
KRONOS SUMMER IN THE HOUSE TONIGHTEVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIMEAND TRANNIES GON' LOSE THEIR LIVESWE JUST WANNA SEE THEM (ACK!)
>>564275420Is this pasta or are you really this emotional over a videogame server
>>564276024it was run by shenna and crogge, nobody of you fuckers told me to stay far away from them. both of them should be marked.
>>564276139>how do you know if someone is a turtle wow player? >they will tell you about it. What's so bad about someone telling you they're a turtle wow player?
>>564275346Pro tip for dungeons, add the person to your friends list, you can see their class and level, remove them afterwards
>>564276024The owners are known scammers who aggressively attack other pservers in the scene including ddosing new and beloved projects, and there is a sizeable population of mentally ill trannoids who treat the server like a cult who also go and try their hardest to shit up other pserver communities to try and force them to flee to turtle, people are celebrating turtle dying because it'll make the scene healthier
>>564276359thats a great idea, thanks anon. still fucking annoying that they removed /who
>>564276342see>>564276449>who also go and try their hardest to shit up other pserver communities to try and force them to flee to turtle
I'm glad turtle died because I am transphobic.
>>564276449Not sure about all of that. I was there for Epoch launch and it was the biggest existential threat to turtle at the time and none of that happened at any point
Where's the epoch (not ascension) dev now anyway
>>564274941>Maybe Ill start persuing other hobbies, or maybe ill go back to playing the same 10 games adnaseumI know it's not you but still why is it so hard for MMO players to play other games, they act like there's 30 games in existence
>>564276812which one?
Now that we have stopped pretending Turtle WoW's content isn't 90% garbage.What were the custom zones and dungeons that were most in need of an overhaul/facelift/rework?
>>564276990The one in Ashenvale don't even remember its name right now.
>>564276525That thread was made after a multitude of /epog/ threads saying it would kill Turtle just to die shortly after launch.
>>564277108>it would kill Turtlein a roundabout way, it did!
stormforge frostmourne
Now that we have stopped talking about Turtle WoW - because its dead - how about we ostracize these bot brained niggers and not give them any attention?
>>564277283everyone quit after the shutdown announcement, same with turtle
>>564277201what? how
>>564277172Explain how Epoch killed Turtle
turtlewow ambershire
>>564271783People asking for GS before inviting you to party was like asking for work experience before giving you a job.As others said, this led to the same issue where people would ask for higher gs for a raid that dropped lower tier because... why wouldn't they?
<Evil> is transferring to Moonwell.ru
funny but wholesome at the same time
>>564257830I can hear this image
>>564276525I don't have authority to speak about ddoses or the like but this kind of shitpost gets made here for any server against any server regardless of circumstance. Obnixous retards will be obnoxious retards.>>564276990Karazhan Crypts and Stormwind Vaults for sure. Extremely boring and uninspired dungeons that just took out of bounds vanilla areas and filled them with extremely cancerous mobs. Even now they're full of LoS issues and other bugs years after being released.
>>564277535>asking for work experience before giving you a jobI dont see a problem.
>>564270109>because we were all able to complete our quests without needing to fight for spawns or group upThats good game design though?
>>564277634>tripfag needs his dose of attention again
What expansion has the best 1-max level experience (dungeons+ questing + exploration)
faggot detected
>>564277718he is a self admitted homosexual who jumps from FOTM to FOTM serversnext stop: Kronos 5he will make a guild, get ganked and quit
>>564275983>Don't want to ride the rollercoaster? Get off at any time and make your own fun.They offer some I think in the initial battle for gilneas the one where greymane's son prince? liam? his name escapes me you can in fact skip that. But what I refer to is the hippogyph ride.That is one of those quests that had an internal timer and wouldn't start until a certain number of minutes had passed.I hate that with a passion.The only exception I make for such things is the last DK quest the battle for lights hope.Which is the same type of quest but had the benefit of due to it's scripting if you were for some reason doing a DK you could just AFK on the spot of quest completion after accepting the quest, you would not miss a window that prevented you from being able to do it.I could blather on about the pandarian experience but you seem a decent chap and I'd rather not boohoo your experience too much, glad you're having a good time anon.
>>564277557Are we?
>>564277807Wrath. It's all vanilla has to offer + a cool continent (ignore outland)
>>564277909fun factyou can go on retoilet and the quest where you have to kill a shit ton of enemies in a vehicle including elites is bugged so you have to kill them manuallyit has been that way for yearsthe final quest of vashjir is also bugged and just ends with no in-game event, no dialogue, no nothing
>>564276707>none of that happened at any pointTell me more sweet lies
>>564277557Dozens of transfers?! Wow! They might reach 100 pop!
>>564278048>got the vashjir retail experience on stormforgetrue blizzlike experience
>>564277449BURGORR WAS REAL?
>>564277405NTA but epoch launch being strong competition caused turtle to begin an aggressive ad and shilling campaign which caught the ire of the blizzraelis, so you could argue it yeah
>>564278341if blizzard cant script it what hope does a pserver have? i think it only works on cata servers and disabling the whole thing is a workaround in mop and onwards
>>564278438It worked in Tauri, at least years ago when I played.
>>564278424>epoch launch being strong
>>564278048I'd honestly expect nothing less from blizzard.
>>564278438worked perfectly on Tauri's MoP core / Stormforgekeep in mind they did spend 6+ years scripting MoP
>>564277557I wish I could be so shameless.
desu grows...
I fucking love dutch lmao.
>>564278424Lol, ridiculous. Blizz was most likely building their case against Turtle for a year or longer. Turtle was advertising their server and Unreal Engine and mocking Blizz on Blizz's own social media while advertising on Blizz's own social media long before Epoch.
>>564278604another funny bugin naxxramas if you kill the kel'thuzad trash too quickly they all despawn and the encounter resetsor with skyriding in the game if you dismount mid air you are disconnected upon landing because it triggers the vanilla era flyhack detectiondx12 has a chance to randomly crash your gameoh and playing with sound enabled in raids can lower your FPS by up to 50
For me, it's FASHY VND FRESHY PVRE BANILLA
>>564278925He's an honest man.
>>564278925Lmao
>>564278925I'm never getting my explorer cheevo am I?
>>564279004>look it up>its realThe absolute state
Pochie.. got betrayed and locked in hyperbolic time chamber for 5000 years
>>564278925something like this would never happen on TAURI
>>564252726There are 5-6 countries in Europe that will ignore DMCA takedown requests and Bulgaria is just one of them.
>>564279043You are alone.
>>564279004>>564279240Based Blizzard giving the worst experience to dumb paypig. I'll bet most of them bought another yearly sub.
>>564278581It made for the best /vg/ threads I've ever seen I'll give them that
>>564278925>no unimportant tickets>no addon questions>no unused names opening>no transfers>no mail restorationand most importantly - NO REFUNDS
>>564279302Yeah they don't have enough players to fill that many tickets.
>>564278823that's me :)
>>564256547We had one button classes in vanilla.
>>564279495:)
>>564277557How do cross server transfers like this work? Where do they get all the character data from? Is Turtle giving it to them? Or are they basing it on publicly available information? Does it transfer non-public stuff like bank/inventory too?
avg warmane enjoyer
>>564274941you're just an addicted retard plenty of good games come out all the time, it just doesn't hit your dopamine receptors like "mindlessly farm 20 bear asses" take a break, watch some TV shows or go hiking until your dopamine receptors recover
>>564278274>It was real in my mind
>>564279315based if true but i dont think eu would allow this
>>564279607it's literally a scam to get your login info in the hopes you use the same username and password on multiple places
>>564279004Man I get wow is a very old game made with spaghetti code. But modern blizz just seems like such an ass company riding the coat tails of a group of people had a great idea once upon a time.That sound FPS bug is crazy.
Turtle turtle turtle Sahur
>Torta isn't SHENNA>Ok Torta is shenna but it doesn't matter she's changed>There isn't a private server mafia controlled by Shen-I mean Torta you schizo, that doesn't exist>Ok there actually was a private server mafia that's collapsing but who cares if it existed this whole time how does it impact you personally???
>>564279707Shenna is a tard for hosting in Boratville when she could have hosted in Gypsyland instead.
>>564279607Don't do it anon never trust anyone who wants your pass and username.
>>564279710>>564279995They want your password? lmao that's just retarded
>>564279963>GypsylandMangalia?
This is whose server you're all playing on.Stop playing pochie and come to Bronzebeard
>>564277371>>564277201He called them no-shoes and they respected him for saying it.
At what server pop is a pserver considered "alive"
>>564279660>plenty of good games come out all the time, it just doesn't hit your dopamine receptorsYou have it backwards. Modern games are just slot machines in disguise. Nothing but constant flashing lights and instant gratification.
>>564280169my fucking GOAT
>>564274941>4chan - My Blog, My LifeFaggot
>>564280169I got banned from the turtle discord for using the pregnant male emoji. I wasn't even the first person to use it, there were like 5 of them. Trannies REALLY seethe over it I guess.
>>564280169pochie is just practice before HOT KRONOS SUMMER
>>564280169>nerfer of paladinshe is gone
>>564280195For wow at least 2500
>>564275931ever since the server came out i havent managed to drop those defias shoulders
>BUNDA mod installed by defaultsandbros we are so winning
>>564280203
wait without /who on epoch i cannot tell if someones wasting my time before i inv them for a dungeon? why did they disable it entirely and not limit it to like one who per every 30 seconds or something like turtle?
>>564280636They don't want people to know the real server population.
does sand turtle have balor and gilneas?
>>564280169I miss Ross
>>564280636You can add them to your friends list to check their class/level/location
>>564279240Can't really blame blizzard, some slavs modding the 2004 client IS a real threat at that point, i take everything i said back.
>>564280636You could just ask them class/lvl stop being such a sperg
KV... vgh...time to roll... yep im thinking HUMAN MALE WARRIOR this timeim feeling a bit spicy...now for the name... pvmpnparse... yeah... got to tell them whos the best...
>>564271071>elf hunter - male only>the two prominent lore characters for elf hunters are both Windrunner bitchesCome on now
>>564281068unimaginably based
good afternoon from tauri
>>564281212shut up saar
>>564281282im from europe
>>564281104Yeah I had a lot of things to go through, cut me some slack. I'm open to suggestions and you raise a compelling lore based argument.
>>564281319doesnt make you not-brown
>>564274306teldrassil is ok, too much running and some annoying mobsdarkshore is also a lot of running and it's extremely drab and depressingashenvale is way too much fucking running and quests are poorly spaced also you can get gankedhuman+dorf early areas are amazing + great music + more players
>>564281068staggering T levels of the PVRE BANILLA CHAD
>>564275493>sleeptime is from canadaChinese immigrant
Face it, troons, the "plus" (just like you're "female"+ because you have a ding dong) experiment failed. It's nothing but a reddit gimmick. It's time to come home, white (failed) man.
How do I PvP as a warrior in nilla? It seems like by the time I have rage to use any relevant abilities I'm already dead. Should I switch to Fury instead of Arms? I feel like the 4 second attack speed is cucking me more than anything else.
>>564280169>Ross, Banner of Mpregs
>>564281068VGGGHH... KINO KINO KINO personally im going to be a ORC MALE WARRIOR whos gonna leveling in fury to fucking pvmp ballast scarlet monastery
>>564282063you need a friend to heal you.
>>564282063Pocket priest/paladin. Also get good gear.
>>564282063Arms will always be better because of Mortal StrikeYou need someone to clear roots on you so a Paladin or Priest are your best friendsSolo you are the easiest to kite class in the game, any half decent Frost Mage will treat you like an actual NPC
>>564282063take the gnome pill for Escape Artist
>>564282063Target the enemy and use ChargeClick "Release Spirit"
>>564282063
>>564282049Yeah anon lets go tbc, whisper Aecheur to join <Yotsuba Channel> on Spineshatter we go Deadmines tomorrow
>>564274306on hardcore I do the opposite lmaoLevel 1-5, then do the dun morogh skip, pick up the flight paths, get an xp bump in the 1-5 night elf area then level through darkshoreThe reason people with a brain do the reverse is that Darkshore has an xp gap between around 13 and 17 you want to do stuff in loch or westfall for and Deadmines is good.
Join <Evil Moon Company> on EpochThe adventure continues
>>564269235you would be correct, i'm sure you can wayback machine some of the posts on the old blizzard and battle.net forums, I distinctively recall people not understanding why OGRES weren't playable as well because I was one of them. Night elves are gay as fuck and basically a wc3 retcon so not having a race so prominent in wc1 and wc2 not appearing for the horde was jarring as well
>>564282841Using consumes in BGs is peak cringe
>>564283257Bgs?nah bro I use them in Duels!I am so fucking gooooood!
does bronze beard have custom duneon,s quests, and lore like turtle?
>>564277909I saw they offered to skip Battle for Gilneas but didn't take them up on it.>>564277678I think so but there's also something to be said about contested mobs forcing players to cooperate that helps build connections and a community which is also good for an MMO.
>>564280169trannies on suicide watch
>>564283492yesIt also has custom raid bosses and they are doing a big rework to BWL apparently from what they've been showing (and their nef fight was already different before).Also the custom stuff will all be on CoA too, which is apparently entering open beta very soon after 6 months in the hyperbolic time chamber.
>>564283257>mages and warlocks spamming lips like it's edibles>"heh outskilled noob">warrior using fap>"NOOOOO STOP DOING THAT CONSUMES IN BGS ARE CRINGE STOOOOP"
>>564283492It does and its unironically the best custom content I've seen in regards to WoW stuff. It really shows that the Ascension devs are actually trying to bring in a new experience to this game so you'll have fun doing that stuff.
I play a healer class on PvP servers because I'm a masochist. My main strategy to avoid eventual death is popping invis potions before they open on me to begin with.
>>564283926dress faggots should be hanged
>>564282063spend more gold than your opponent
>turtle trannies immediately jump ship to epoch once announcement hits>Nostalrius chads stay with dying server until shutdown and make unforgettable memories forged out of pure dedicationTurtle trannies really need to suffer more, it's like a widow getting married in under a week
>>564284412Wise words.
I am a true classic player.I bought gold from a chinese gold seller.I used the gold to buy my BiS through GDKP.I am top 0.1% parser on my realm.Yes, I did use a Flask in PvP.What are you going to do about it?
>>564283735stop posting lust-provoking images
Chudlock on KRONOS V
>>564284714hey that's me up there
>>564283735SHOW KNOT
>>564284896Based 'niller dabbing on poorfags.
>>564245487>Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en (Vanilla+,Next baker, fix the OP.It's Vanilla World + Retail
Reinstalling tauri..... le sigh.....
>>564285621>leejun.pngok but when
>>5642858692 more weeks
thoughts on whitemane?
>>564283761Dude, if Nef filtered a lot of people before, i wont imagine what the fuck they are doing to BWL now.Thew new onyxia stuff and world bosses are gud.Still waiting for Hyjal, Nendis and uldum they promised a while ago
>>564286171Lordaeron is the only one that pretends to be a real server but it's alright.
>>564283735>but there's also something to be said about contested mobs forcing players to cooperateYeah that its shit when your quest mobs are in the way of people on a different quest in the area. Doubly so when the game punishes you with less xp and having to kill twice as many mobs because bear asses aren't shared. The final kick in the nuts is when you finally get to an elite quest that gives you something useful (remember quest xp is abysmal dogshit) and theres no one left in the zone so you abandon and move to the next zone. If any game tried the shit vanilla does today it would be laughed out of the gaming scene.There's a reason blizzard changed leveling and thats because during WotLK the vast majority of new players dropped that turd before reaching level 30
Tauri or Warmane?
>>564281068Skin color? Hair type?
Unironically, why not just play retail or anniversary?
>>564286171I'll play MoP in 6 weeks if K5 is a flop.
>why not play dogshit or botted blizzlike
>>564281068My nelfie got wet
>>564286408Is this bait? Do you know anything about those servers?
>>564286329>If any game tried the shit vanilla does today it would be laughed out of the gaming scene.Nah, you’re just trash lol. Monsters & Memories takes it even further than Vanilla (EQ clone) and it’s the most hyped up MMO on the horizon right now.
>>564286408>retoilet>nothing but furries, pedos and gays (though I repeat myself here)>anni>tbbc
>>564286408anniversary is pre nerfthere's literally no fun to be gained there, as not a smidge of effort is required to do anythingheroics are harder than raidsthat's so fucking retarded I can't even
>>564286408I refuse to play a game with bots and RMT being the norm.
>>564286408Those servers can be the best but I still won't play on them because Blizzard is a dogshit company that'll let bots and gold selling run rampant
>>564286602So hype that nobody remembers it exists until a streamer gets paid to shill it again
>>564286408unironically kys
>>564286408I'm not gonna crawl back towards blizzard and PAY 15 fucking dollars a month to play on a server filled with bots and gold buyers.
>>564286602>literal who game is the most hyped up MMO on the horizon right nowIf you said rito MMO I could believe you but come on. That's just pathetic
>>564286381white with a slight tanFabio hair type, blonde ofcourse
why isn't there any functional legion servers?
>>564286621>>tbbcTBC part isn't even the most offensiveit's the blatant bots that Blizzard doesn't do anything about
>>564286641and yet youre playing a private servercurious
>>564286801you need to script everything from Cata to Legion all by yourselfthere is no community effort to even make a functional Cata server as far as I know
could he pull a whitekidney move and remove twow from shennas and crogges claws? what do the lawsuit documents say about him? I'd donate 100€ if he would do it.
>>564287053twinstarcz scripts were near perfect
>>564287067>Donate 100€ Holy shit I'm sure he'll ruin his life for 100€
>>564286906>oh you drink water?>did you know that trannies drink water too? curiouskill yourself
>>564287186>"i refuse to drink water" he said while drinking water
>>564287138whitekidney did tho
>>564286712The recent beta had more players than basically every wow pserver lol. Something like 50k players logged in throughout it. >>564286762>Riot MMOwhat year do you think it is lmao. we haven’t heard any news about this in like 6 years.
>>564287131was it leaked or something?>>564287283the worst that happened to whitekidney is he got blacklisted from shenna affiliated servers
>>564287131i remember making a warlock on a twinstar cata server and my imp would not cast firebolt it would run in and melee the mobs but the dmg he did wouldnt registerhe would swing for 8 dmg and the mobs health wouldnt moveabsolute shit show
>>564286906Clueless retard.
>>564278361Burgorr...
>>564287441kek i remember trying the first kronos server and you could spam autoshots as a hunter as fast as you could click the button, just doing like 10 autoshots in a second
>>564287487>bots and rmt arent the norm in pservers
>>564277449>Burgor really was a tauren rogueim kneeling so fucking hard rn
>>564283926Here's a hot take, both are cringe.
Why doesn’t Dutch just add his Bronzebeard cash shop to Epoch? Literally nobody cares anymore. Turtle proved that.
>>564287594Bots get culled since they compete with the corrupt GMs, the same goes for the competing RMT services. Which is way ahead of the absolute state of Blizzad Classic.So yes, you're a clueless retard who doesn't play either of them. Probably a gay pride enjoyer retoilet furry.
>>564287674He will probably do that soon. He didn't care before because it was better to simply let it die and have people funnel to BBC. Now that epoch is popular again, he will add cash shop.
>>564287838>it doesnt count when the gms are doing itlmao retard
>>564287935I never said that, mongoloid. I'm just stating the fact that Blizzard servers are worse.Here, have a last (you), clueless retard.
>>564287674It's funny how much turdles constantly attacked Ascension's cash shop as if their one wasn't just as bad.>YOU CAN BUY LE EXP BOOSTS (only for alts after you have a 60)>Oh but our portable auctioneers, vendors, repairs, class trainers and respecs? That's just wholesome chungus convenience!
>>564288064so you admit you do play on a server with rmt and botsI accept your concession
firestorm has a functional dragonflight & war within. It's insane how skilled AI is
>>56428730650k players for a game that pays streamers to shill it is pathetic
>>564287594Are you retarded? You're supposed to have higher standarts for the official servers with a monthly subscription, and yes that incluides dealing with botting, rmt, third party services, having real people as gms, etc. Of course this shit happens everywhere, yet somehow many private servers manage to deal with it better than Blizzard.
>>564288347>functionalwell..... I wouldn't say it's good or "okay" but you can login... and you can do kill 10 bears type quests...
>>564288426I can play dracthyr evoker without paying a single cent
>>564288553Why the fuck would you want to do that you couldn't pay me to play one
So what dogshit will Shenna and Crogge cook up next? What will their new identities be?
>>564288652You can fly, shoot fire, and the grafix are cool. Much better than the HD screenshot you posted of warmane
>blizzjeets still trying to shill their bot infested RMT loving servers
>>5642883901. It’s a closed beta lol2. No major streamers are touching this game. It’s way too slow and old school. So far it’s all sub-5k nobody channels.3. Turtle paid far larger YT channels to cover Ambershire and it still didn’t get that many people on launch lol.
>>564288787Crogge is in Germany, he can't do it unless he uproots his entire life to permanently stay in Russia.I think it's over man. The only way Shenna could get anything off the ground is by hiring only russians, all of TWoW's development was done by westerns.>>564288882Man this isn't even a private vs retail thing anymore, Dracthyr just look fucking terrible dude.
>>564286632>pre nerf>it's too easy so it's not even worth trying>but it's also too hard so it's not even worth tryingwhat causes this mentality
Wait can you play Epoch through the Ascension launcher? I didnt see it as an option
Why are you guys playing pochie with the same classes for the 100th time. When you can play as snakeman in ascension's main server
>>564289049You have to install Ascension first then you can install Epoch.
>>564289057Why the fuck would anyone want to play this garbage? 100+ classes and they're all fucking dogshit
which guild has the most anons in it now?
>>564288965Holy copeNobody cares about some shit tier wannabe MMO
>>564288976>Dracthyr look terribleI mean you start the class killing a bunch of crystal dudes and flying and shooting fireballs. Meanwhile, for normal classes you start by killing hogs for 3 hours until you get poop single target dps
are there any servers like tauri?
>>564286602no cap homie but it looks like shit. screenshots look like the environments were made in an hour by someone with no experience whatsoever.
>>564288787They'll wait a couple years and come back with new meme sock puppets and try whatever current fad. Just like Turtle started as "le comfy with restored content" and after it didn't work switched to "le banilla+". If things don't change much I'd bet for a custom 3.3.5 client with lvl 60 cap and Outlands+Northrend custom zones, probably stole from other project (specially from Wall if he kills himself during these two years).
>>564289313Yeah there's one called tauri
>>564286408I literally would not play on the official servers over private ones even if they were free. The microtransactions are more jewish than the average private server, then there's the bots, RMT/GDKP, and gay ass layering.
>>564289057ascension is retoilet tier tasteless tripe
>>564289148it's dutch's stealth marketing team from india, they spam every WoW thread on /v/
>>564288787shenna will take the persona of a wholesome chungus frog and use the alias 'friggel' or something. Crogge will use Dr. Robotnik or some babygame vidya villian as avatar. They'll sneak into some promising pserver and add frog mounts and 32 slot bags. Then it'll repeat.
Which one of you is having a fit about 4chan in Nordanaar world chat?
>>564289186Not counting <Evil> because it'll be dead in a few weeks, <Gulag> believe it or not.
>>564289408What are they saying can you screenshot it
>>564288976It's not like they have 24/7 surveillance on CroggeScammers disappear and reappear with new identities all the time. It's not that hard.
>>564289408That was me sorry
>>564289186<Evil> but it's going to be gone soon, after that it's <gulag>
>>564289148>100+ classes>all of them play as "work resource, spend resource">all do the same DPS>all of them have one of the 3-4 available buffsBravo Bliz- I mean, Dutch!
>>564289394they're such losers lmao. shenna is at least a woman so no values is expected, but crooge... lmao
Stop joing gulag. We're full and there's no ERP.
>>564286602>Monsters & Memoriesi had a look at the leddit and holy fuck it seems like the giga grognard cave>damage numbers? just look in the combat log>maps? just remember the entire world>shit so dark you can't see the game? immersive!>camping mob respawns in groups to farm ones and zeroes? peak!
>>564289463It's not even interesting or fun. He's talking about "woke" and saying that 4channers get their views from Epstein lol
>>564289475>launch croggecraft 5>10k players>get doxed again by Blizzard's private investigators>the new lawsuit says he broke a previous legal agreementwow very smart, very smart.he should really listen to you
>>564289685>4channers get their views from EpsteinHe's not wrong tho. I miss /l/.
>>564289685based
Look if you want the classic guilds and exploring the world warcraft play Bronzebeard.If you want an ARPG with party mechanics + pvp + superfast leveling play Ascension main, hell even retail feels more like diablo 4
>>564289603>there's no ERPI will fix that.
>>564289685Epstein invented racism. You might have evidence for the contrary. You might disagree.But is it really worth it to argue endlessly with a wheelchair user?Epstein invented racism.
>>564289695>croggecraft 5>owned by crogge's cousin>or a random hobo that owns the ltdIt isn't that hard, my 12yo "friend".
>>564289537That one in the screenshot is basically just "rogue but for scalies"WowCongratsYou make a class furryINNOVATION
>>564286602From what /vm/ says, they already have shit like a haste item in a low level <10 dungeon and there are already poopsockers grinding this ~level 6 haste item right away, encouraging the cancerous "farm all day every day or don't play at all" mentality. No big landmarks in their one city and it's larger than it has any right to be.Look up Adrullan Adventures if you want another EQ-like.
>>564289902you really outplayed the legal system, you should be a lawyer
I love female Night Elves so much bros
>>564289940b-But they switch forms like a druid! Totally a OC class!
>>564289902Holy shit why didnt Al Capone just say it was his brother Hal Capone??????????
>>564290034crazy how much those bimbos power gap any other female in wow
>>564289992That's what scammers do all the time, little Timmy. Now go back to your room, adults are talking here.
>>564290110people used this cope until the fucking bitter end>DUDE WHAT EVEN IS TURTLEWOW LOL!!! WE ARE TURTLECRAFT!!! WHAT EVEN IS TURTLE WOW!?!?
>>564290110But that's literally what Al Capone did with his business, Anon. They only caught him because later he went full retard spending the money itself.
So you'd rather play on Kronos5 which is the exact same game you've been playing for the last 20 years instead of trying anything new like ascension, ebonhold, epoch, or Tauri? Is this game your safe space or something? Do you get nervous breakdowns if you try anything new?
>>564290075A rogue which switches into a rogue... the functionality of the class doesn't change at all, it's still a melee DPS. The form you play with is dictated by the enemy you're fighting (whether it's immune to nature damage). I bet all custom classes are just as awful and pointless as this. You can't have this many classes and have them all be distinct, it's just nonsense. The most you can do is split the existing classes into their individual talent trees, so each current class becomes three, but that's stupid because it stops mixed specs and switching specs. IT'S JUST A STUPID FUCKING IDEA
>>564290434this is autism central
>>564290434Why not? To each their own. Pochiebro btw.
>>564290434fresh is basically an arpg season desu
OP here.What should the next OP image be?
>>564290434>AscensionTried but not my thing.>Ebonholdvaporware>Epochon it>Tauriplaying wod is even more pathetic than playing base classic.
>>564290651it's just 40yo boomers trying to relieve the same feeling of ecstacy
>>564290721an ai generated picture of whitemane with a visible futa bulge
>>564289695You're acting like there's some force of nature binding you to provide a real identity when hosting a WoW server. There isn't. You can just lie and nobody will actually check.
>>564290721fix >Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en (Vanilla+it's Vanilla World + Retailalso add >Addonshttps://warperia.com/
>>564290721Turtle soup or shenna crying>>564290818porn fried goomer
>>564284714Nostalriusnonnies didn't have Epoch to jump to.
>>564290434I'd rather not play kronos, like ever. Sadly there's no good WoW server ATM so I'm waiting for new projects while clearing my backlog.
>>564290721see >>564267575
>>564289685normalfags unironically believe the CIA runs this site and controls Anon minds somehow
>>564290883eventually they will slip up again and reveal their identities
>>564290434>Is this game your safe space or something?unironically yes
>>564291014What a retarded and unfounded idea, fellow 4chan user.
>>564291014haha surely you jest fellow anonymous
>>564290883How did they get found out this time? Also people knew Torta was Shenna right from the get go without any resources, I'm sure Microsoft would be able to find out just a quickly.
>>564290434There are people who really enjoy a book/movie/video game so much they'll occasionally pick it up again every couple of years. Why is it such a fucking problem with you fags that I like playing vanilla wow?
>>564290804so like a d2 seasonas retarded as freshfags are, the first few weeks are fun and it has been a very long while since a traditional pserver fresh. I cant begrudge them
>>564291319I despise your enjoyment and mentality. You're all responsible for every bad thing that happens to private servers, from the pisspoor closed source scripting to the shitty tranny moderation
>>564290434>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE A COMFORT VIDEOGAME. YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW THE LATEST STREAMER SLop STOP IT
>>564290434Bronzebeard would be ok if it didnt have RMT out the ass.
this place is dead
>>564291319>I really enjoy banilla>proceed to buy gold and pay for boosts, summons, wbuffs and GDKPLegit mental illness. It's like saying that you love your wife and the pay some niggers to fuck her while you watch.
>>564291590vanilla wow is streamer slop THOUGH
>>564291849proof?
>>564290434>So you'd rather play on Kronos5No.>ascension, ebonhold, epoch, or TauriNo.I'll wait for a good server.
>>564291829If you love your wife why wouldn't you let her enjoy herself?
>>564291884https://www.twitch.tv/payo/clip/ViscousAssiduousFrogDatBoi-2ejCpVVrB344dPs7
>>564291829>proceed to buy gold and pay for boosts, summons, wbuffs and GDKPI don't play on official classic servers though?
wait so I HAVE to use 1.12 to play kronos? surely no. you can connect to any old server using the proxy?>>564291849hardcore may qualify because it's a strimmer-invented gimmick. otherwise, no
>>564292163>hardcore may qualify because it's a strimmer-invented gimmick. otherwise, noYou're delusional. Even the private server scene is streamerslop judging by how this gen acted when Poongoon's guild joined the server, not to mention gangstalking shortking alexensual for a decade.
>>564292158Uhh K5bros? what the fuck is this????
why did m&m have to delay again?do I REALLY have to play KRONOS?
>>564292403rape
Why does it say warmane and tauri have custom content on warperia?
>>564292403>>564292435I hope yall niggas who post and say this are on watchlists for real
>>564292435that's what I would do to you if you weren't a stinky no shoes NIGGER desu
The fire rises.
>>564286171sex, marry, impregnate
>>564292516They have this custom leveling route where you do the normal route but get ganked by spics starting at level 15 which lasts all the way to level cap.
>>564292663? do brown people play on warmane? I thought it was just meytrix and his subscribers
>>564292576for nowthe newbies will leave soon enough and the eternal 1/125 will be back on the menu again
>>564292576sex with
>>564292825who do you think plays all those retri palas with shadowmourne camping lowbies?
>>564292663I have never gotten ganked on Tauri
>>564292825>Do brown people play the free version of a $15 a month game?Yes
>>564292986because it's a dead meme server
do brown people play on tauri?
get the fresh madeshill kronos on it
>>564292825>do brown people play on warmane?How new can you be?
>>564292891>the newbies will leave soon enough and the eternal 1/125 will be back on the menu againpeace and quiet will return
>>564293086Only white Aryan chuds from Evropa.
Why do people move to epoch, considering it has been discontinued and kaytotes ran with the bag?Why would you willingly play on perma locked MC phase with objectively bad custom content?
If brown people play on warmane, who plays on pochie and tauri?
Chromiecraftbros it's our time
>>564292663the tauri server 90% of their playerbase plays on isn't pvp bro...
>>564291014Nobody ever remembers the /b/ screencap from 2005. It never gets posted anymore.
>>564293393More brown people. Just like the ones who "play" with you're mom, lol
>>564286602LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOyou people aren't for real
White people don't play WoW
>>564293810that looks kino THOUGH
>>564293337Despite the flaws and bugs it's still a great leveling experience.
>>564293810
>>564293810>game copying Everquest looks like Everquest:O
>>564293749You're brown for having such fantasies
>>564293810OH NONONONONONO HAHAHAHAA
>>564286602M&M looks pretty good to me, but from what I understand there's barely any content which is they pushed release back to october. It also copies EQ way too much. The artstyle is kind of shit too
>>564294067I'm not the one obsessed with brown people, brownbro.
>>564286602>most hyped up MMO on the horizon right now
>>564292576It's me! I'm in the screenshot!
>>564294230sovl....
>>564294154>actual projection
>>564292576Let me guess.A worgen male.
>>564293810WTFI CANNOT COOM TO THISBAD
>>564294292>no uBrownbro I...
>>564293810>everquest in 2026 but with worse graphics and gameplayayy lmao?
>>564294230>most hyped up MMO>looks like an unfinished unity tech demo
>>564294336...yes
>Most hyped up mmo>Look inside: Unreal 5 turtle wow but worseIt's gonna run like shit and look like shit and it costs 20$ per month
>>564294230What's the problem with this picture exactly?
>>564294395That's what they set out to make with MnM. Everquest.
>>564294456>>564294456>>564294456>>564294456
>>564294506youre supposed to improve the game, not make people wish they were just playing the game youre ripping off of instead
>>564294506Why not just play Everquest then?
>>564293337you just got filtered by their custom dungeon content troondle babby, many such cases
>>564292158>payo returning to pservers hahahaha we are so back
>>564293337>kaytotes ran with the bagwhat bag lol
>>564293810>LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>you people aren't for real
>>564295176Did you miss the part where ascension literally bought them out?
>>564294958>>564295176clueless niggers speaking vol.1
>>564295376>made in 2001yeah whats the issue?
tauri still has the pvp flag instance bug…
>>564292576<gulag> won.
>>564292576first reply to this post determines my Tauri race/class combo, I can't decide
>>564297764Female Pandaren Priest
>>564297764Human Male Paladin
>>564289042I never said it was too hard, shillany tbc private server with 100+ people in the past 15 years were more difficult than whatever blizz has shartedkill yourself
>>564290434>W-WHY DONT YOU TRY MY NEW CUSTOM SLOP???? BUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHI just wont. LOL!