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>Global Game News
Link your account to Cygames iD

Current Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"
Current Rate Up: Yaeno Muteki (3*), SSR Twin Turbo (Speed), SSR Ines Fujin (Guts)
Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000m Medium/Right/Spring/Firm
Current Event: Racing Carnival
>Schedule
04/26 - Golshi Week Celebration
04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)
04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event
04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes


>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Admire Groove (3*)
New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" released

Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
Cygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en

>Thread Clubs
https://rentry.co/umaglobalclublist
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.

>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
Umamusume Birthday Calendar
https://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthday
Uma Text
https://umareader.idsmile.xyz
Custom Stickers
https://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
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I look like this
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My gorgeous German wife enjoying some sunshine.
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>>564261541
I want to hug you.
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>>564261405
Praise be to titties.
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>>564261393
One important detail is that it would be 50/50 to MLB one card. There are banners where you want both cards MLB
In that case, 400 pulls is a genuine gamble
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>>564261393
What if a card is usable at not MLB? That could help with pulling different specialized cards.
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kinda missed out on the support card talk from last thread, so i'll ask here
Are speed cards that much more important than the rest even if you have an mlb kitasan?
For Lates, I don't think I want to pull for the Eishin SSR. are there any Worthwhile Wit cards for them this year?
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I blew my job interview. Looks like I can continue to focus on umamusume for a while.
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>>564261739
>What if a card is usable at not MLB?
chat does he know
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I pulled 400 on the FineMo rerun and got MLB Kawakami easily but had to use two sparks and a voucher to get FineMo to MLB
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>>564261862
retard
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How many copies of Mr. CB Wit do you actually need?
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>Wake up
>A bunch of shocked makween stickers in club chat
>uh oh
bwos my A+ doesn't feel so good...
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>>564261748
speed cards are the most important but eishin isnt that good
lates are on hoard mode until satono dia SSR or manhattan cafe wit
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>>564261712
yeah, I have 600 for those banners (down from 800), but am still on the fence about how many sparks to allocate
theoretically ~6 SSRs per spark means 1.5 of each per 200, so 600 gives you 3-4 of each + 3 picks, which is a gamble...
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>>564261963
nyaruhodo. tnx anon
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>>564261869
??
Plenty of cards are usable at lower LBs.
FineMo and Creek at 3 is fine. SMaru at 1 even
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>>564261956
almondlove...
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>>564261909
Don't be so mean, Anon. Everyone here is a retard.
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>>564259040
>1995
YOSH IKUYOOOOOO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vLXeuAaNew
Even my jobber wife Royce and Royce is there.

>1996
Mayaya...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HsB6xM1zh4
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>enjoy your MANT inspiration bwo
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Digitan LOVE
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post you-know-what
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>>564261963
>>564262012
even cafe is a luxury card since it's only relevant on longs
it's absolutely required on longs, but you won't be pulling it out every month if you have dia
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>>564261862
I blew someone during my job interview. not sure if i'm getting the job either, so more umamaxxing for me, i guess
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>a cute potential umawaifu
>well actually she's a furious carpet muncher and would never see a man in a sexual way
I really really really really really wanted to pull her, but she doesn't want me as her trainer. Why does this happen every time?
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Do I click this or run Hopeless???
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>>564262079
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>>564262162
First, you quit your run and pick a better uma. Then go for Hopeless.
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>>564261963
Cafe wit I would say is a borrow card. That's exclusively for longs
The Dia card though I agree is a good one
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>>564262079
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>>564262054
>1996
wife kino
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>>564262156
Stop self inserting you fucking retard
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>>564262265
When I originally saw this video I thought the pink on the ball was its tongue and was horrified
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>>564262156
Why does every horse have to be a lezzy period blood snorter? Just once is a while they could release one that is het..
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>Fuji Kiseki (1 alt)
>Agnes Digital (Kami Oshi) (1 alt)
>Jungle Pocket (no alt)
>Tap Dance City (1 alt)
>Dream Journey (1 alt)
>Forever Young (lol)
>Victoire Pisa (no alt)
What will it be?
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>>564262079
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>>564262384
is that narita brian
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>>564262364
Digitan alt
Been a long time
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I'm so hungry
I could eat a
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>>564262062
Cute Digiwall!
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>>564261541
proof???
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>>564262364
I'm going with Digitan
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>>564262364
fujisan
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Good morning bros
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>>564262156
discipline committee should set a good example for their peers
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>>564262308
Have you ever wondered why the trainer is faceless and voiceless?
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>>564262409
Can't make out the entire name, but it's definitely not Brian.
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>>564262460
Good morning Pearl
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Umamusume
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>>564262364
Digitan or BUST

(will still bust because Digitan)
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>>564262460
does she consume red or white wine?
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>>564262202
>My literal first Ryan run ever since playing the game
>quit
o-ok
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>>564261956
but AlmondLove is never meant to be A+ club in the first place
did you hit T500 last month or something?
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>>564261405
WHY does she have blind eyes?
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>>564262460
Sell me on Pearl, Anon. What do you like about her?
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>>564262563
The station signs are cute too
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>>564262582
If it's your first ever run with a character why aren't you doing URA to read their story.
MANT is terrible for a first time run
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>>564262563
I wanna Umamusume Zephyr
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>>564262582
Saved you from bricking your account.
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MAMBO MAMBO
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>>564262685
I'm dumb also could be a good potential parent idk
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>>564262652
Sex
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>>564262563
NISHINO FLOWA DA
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>>564262595
we were A+ the first month I joined and we were on track for it this month until I got lazy
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>>564262685
sometimes you just need to fill a spot on a TT roster (like picrel)
that doesn't mean you can go back and do their story
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Got my first S+ yipeeee!
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>>564262563
look at them trying to hide her majestic cleavage
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>>564262563
>>564262672
Good selection of umas. A large variety of looks and personalities, so pretty much everyone should find at least 1 of them cute.
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>>564262805
bro killed almondlove...
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>>564262820
good job newcutie
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>>564262820
well done anon
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>>564262563
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>new data
he?
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>>564262561
Good morning!

>>564262572
She can't drink yet

>>564262652
Her career story is very sweet, especially that valentine event. Although it was painful that even in career she had to 'give up' the L'arc due to a disease
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Talk about club mambo now
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>>564262908
Sweepy users got banned.
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Has anyone had problems using Hachimi? I want to check out the future scenarios while waiting for MANT to be over because I'm burning out
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>>564262820
we dont like new players here
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I dropped a skittle and it disappeared
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>>564262820
Whats that for long TT race?
You dont need 2 stamina cards and 1 pow card for medium CMs
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>>564263001
>the roach in your room
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>CM soon
>i haven't any SS Ace yet
B Grade bros i think i'll chill with you this time too
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>>564262998
fuck you yes we do

CHILDREN ARE THE FUTURE
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WE ARE UMA KIRK
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>>564262968
the textures will break after updates sometimes but it's usually fixed quickly
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>>564259363
Not uma but you will probably like this https://rule34video.com/video/3069863/genshin-impact-mona-need-mora/
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>>564262826
That's just her default official racefit art, but they always give her a safe pose in ads and official media, like they did with Taiki when they advertised UMA in America
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>fast learner hat
>almost every support cards in orange
>tons of vita, empowering and anklets for summer
If this isn't UG rank I don't get it
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>>564262998
Don't scare the newcuties off. Who are we supposed to groom without them?
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>>564262557
That’s Freedom Writer
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>>564263158
you'll have zero rainbows in summer
sorry
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After some deliberation (and dealing with work) I have purchased admire vega’s bridle and mane hair.
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>>564263026
My other cards are ass, is it better to have 2 stam keeping the lvl 40 one or swap it for a lvl 30 wit one
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>>564263158
Godspeed, Anon. You know how fast MANT runs can go downhill. 1 mediocre summer is enough to destroy UG dreams.
I was on track for it until the last 3 turns yesterday, where all support cards went on strike.
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>>564262926
>>564262460
>tranny hag
Kill yourself
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>>564263238
Are you going to put them in a semen jar
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>>564262820
Maybe I should get some friends with the Fuku card since I can run a similar deck but get way worse results.
So either I'm a retard, unlucky or my deck is just bad despite what I think.
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>>564263289
No good RNG outside of summer can EVER make up for bad RNG inside of summer. one of the things about mantblazer that is burning me out.
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>>564263309
No. I’m gonna frame the hair and put the bridle in a stand to hold it up.
I’m not hot gluing actual horse hair the hell is wrong with you
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>>564263064
You are welcome to join bro. Just bring your oshis, no dominators.
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>>564263449
You should hot glue an ayabe figure while smelling the hair
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>>564263275
It really depends on your parenting situation. If you have these below you can you wit cards instead.
The thing is you build your stamina through sparks. You could consistently get 700 minimum with 6*-9* stamina parents.
If you manage to luck out some umas, you wont need to use stamina cards anymore unless its for long races.

Just search what you need here.
https://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
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>>564262968
you should just play JP instead and drop global
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>>564263162
>newcuties
That is a term I have not seen for some time. Do we smooch newcuties round here?
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>>564263472
>no dominators
But i iike umadom
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>>564263339
I feel like its super good for new players since you get 150 stats from day 1 which helps you win the early races and saves on clocks
And if you get lucky theres 2 events giving you 35 each if you roll the rng

My Golshi was 3 star and I didnt manage to roll the 35 stat events, that would have been an extra 120 stats, maybe it could have been an SS then?
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>>564263610
Not if I dom you first
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the worst part of losing kikuka sho is you still have to play through all of senior to crash the career...
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>>564263609
*rapes you*
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>>564263584
Second this
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>>564263513
Why are you like this
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>>564263195
That color, that mouth. Golshi spawn?
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>>564263663
>>>/u/
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>>564262891
kek
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>>564263226
>>564263289
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>>564263818
show deck
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>>564263679
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>>564263818
that's a lot of speed cards that you're running there
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>>564263339
For MANT scenario
Truth to be told Fuku card is great so you survive junior year with ease due to higher starting stats. Other than that if you have a stronger deck, you dont really need her if you can get good unique + around 250 speed before the first G3 race.
Lets say umas that have poor to no speed growth could really benefit from her presence.
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>>564263872
>shit archive
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I saw people saying this skill was good, but is it really?
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>>564263562
I only have 1 3* stam spark uma
Gonna keep running 2 stam in the hopes I get another one so I can jumpstart a stamina breeding stable then swap out 1 of the stam cards
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>>564263873
3 speed card, Fuku didn't even rainbow
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>>564263663
Bari would never dominate in anything
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>>564263876
I just do Oshi gaming so this is good to know. Maybe I should post my decks one of these days and get the mocking over with so I can finally push past A+
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>>564263742
No, Heart’s Cry spawn
The gray is from a no-name line
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>>564263935
It's current speed not target speed so yes it's tuff
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>>564263695
Everyone likes smelling hair
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>>564263964
FUCK YOU SHION CAN DO IT
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I feel lied to by MANT
I can proc all this shit every run but pinks are rarer than ever
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>"I remembered your performance at that Japan Cup. I was moved by what you did in that Japan Cup. I wish to see you race against Mr. C.B. again.”
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>too busy at work to do runs
gomenne danchou
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>>564263935
>wit check
Will literally never proc. Sounds useless to me and activates randomly so it will get wasted in the middle
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>>564264209
>>564264085
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ah, so that's why my run went to absolute garbage after nhk
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>fat fuck event
>hmmmmm do i have a weighing scale or tabasco sauce i forgot
>pick bottom
>slow metabolism
>i don't have them
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I played Crash 2 instead of doing my mandatory 1- hour Blaze a New MANT run and have come to the conclusion that Crash 3 is the better game. See you tomorrow for my next blog post.
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>>564263609
>>564263872
Why are /bag/gots here when JP just finished maintenance
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>>564264126
I get pink spark inspos every 5 or so runs, but only because I glue at first inspo
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>>564263939
Yeah good luck, you just need to prepare for the next scenario, grats on your S+ uma
>>564264015
If you do scenario events, some of the cards could be useful for f2p, not ideal but good enough to get the job done.
Its really hard to do that without good parents
You need to setup like Maruzensky / Dober / Sky to get things started parents 6* - 3* stamina / power depends on your favorite's style.
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>>564264291
Why greed for 5 skill points?
I only ever get that event when Im going to go 0 energy from racing anyways
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>>564264291
Bro your cure all?
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>>564263960
3 is overkill
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Awwww yeeeeeah, I got my first 8* ignited wit parent.
>>564263872
Ako...
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>>564264120
She can't, she'd be way too shy.
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Why can't we install things like normal people?
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>>564264582
your skin becomes whiter once you figure out how it works
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>>564264582
I really dont understand any of that shit thats why I dont use sweepy
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>>564264582
your skin becomes browner once you start using it
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>>564264582
because you're a windowslet
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no...my groundwork...
sp feels kinda lackluster but I guess that's what I get with 55rb
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WHAT THE FUCK IS A REPOSITORY?? WHAT THE FUCK IS A FORK? WHAT THE FUCK IS WEBHOOK? WHAT THE FUCK IS A COMMIT? WHAT THE FUCK IS A PULL REQUEST? WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ISSUE? WHAT THE FUCK IS A BRANCH? BUILD IT? BUILD WHAT? WHERE IS THE .EXE I CLICK, DO I LOOK LIKE A CONSTRUCTION ENGINEER NIGGER TO YOU? FUCKING CODE TRANNIES AND THIER LEETSPEAK JUST GIVE ME A .EXE AND LET ME PRESS IT AND BOOM BOOM WHOOSH WHOOSH UMABOT UMAWIN OH WAIT OH NYOOOOO MY LE INFO :(((( WHAT THE FUCK IS A DOX NO ONE IS GONNA COME KNOCKING ON MY DIRT HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF TAJIKISTAN RETARD
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Ho, ho, hee, hoo!
Just made some scrambled eggs (6 eggs) with bacon and cheese
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how the fuck do you win any races with xoguri in junior year
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>>564264726
its so sad that i know what all these mean deeply
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>>564264748
when losing
win
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>>564264582
>>564264630
Install git
Install python
Restart your computer
Make a new folder
Right click while inside that folder
Open a terminal window
Start copy and pasting
Voila
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>>564264748
Buffet
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>>564264790
Thank you I will now use sweepy
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>>564264726
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>>564264790
>Restart your computer
the absolute state
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>>564262441
check dms
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>>564264703
woah it's her
ichiban!!
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i just used every alarm on this shit, what sparks am i meant to use
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>>564264726
Theres a reason why Cyjews cant catch sweepers because they cant code.
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>>564261956
did danchou quit or was poached
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>>564264892
you're meant to reroll debut until you come out with 300+ speed
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>>564264892
300 power before you start racing
never lose a race again
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>>564264892
Buy a skill
You have no unique
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>>564264876
There's no dms here gwo..
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whats the origin of the cursed tickezo? is it a /uma/ homebrew or did we steal it from somewhere
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I need to cuddle naked with prez Symboli Rudolf
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>>564264892
thats a g3 why are you even clocking it
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thanks guys
that's very efficient of you
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>>564265090
Mambo
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>>564264953
i got tired of having to kick people, and somewhere along the way i lost sight of what i originally wanted to build - a comfy b~b+ club
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>>564264883
you made me do it
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>>564264748
make sure you have at least 250 speed first, 300 by hopeless
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>>564265171
kek
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>>564261956
Man a whole wave of trainers I know are burning out around the same time
it's like we're all feeling the death knell of this game, and it's sad, you wait long enough for something you're passionate about to be better, and eventually love/hate turns to apathy. There's no recovering from apathy, that's doneville
we can bicker all we want about botters and CM teams and gaslights and whale decks and whatever but ultimately it's meaningless if no one cares anymore because the game never updated
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>>564265131
i refuse anything other than 1st
it's k i swapped to pace and now she can actually win
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>>564265185
OSHI GAMING
good dacchi
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>>564265090
Some anon edited this tickezo to the demonic version because his danchou didn't kick flatliners
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>>564265209
Not falling for your doomering
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>club with ewhore danchou memes has danchou go menhera
pottery
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>>564265149
>Coal Shitty
Drop her, now
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>>564265257
>no picture
shameful display
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>>564264464
It's not even SS+
Fine Motion let me down
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>>564265209
yuuum pasta...
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fatten all umas
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>>564265271
>didn't change one _ to %
It's over
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>copy pasta
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>>564265171
it's okay. Mayano is here.

and she's getting her own anime soon. Those in the know, know.
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>>564265395
SEXCHI
BOLD SEXY
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>>564265425
heavy petting with top cun
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>>564265406
Use a tool gwo
https://www.urldecoder.org/
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>>564265301
Me on the right
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>>564265395
i tried not succumbing to my architect ways but the slow metabolism/back into shape events are absolute crack, sometimes i make the girls overeat despite not even needing the energy
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>>564265395
>>564265443
You're brown
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Which scenario pal card is the one that 0LB is not enough?
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>>564265547
Tucker
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>>564265257
>>564265389
holding myself back from typing something cheesy
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>>564265547
Island
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aPyU4L8COw
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>>564265504
nyo
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>>564265547
>make the best scenario
>put the highest tax on it
they're good
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>>564265541
True
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>>564265275
the pasta is valid though, even witgod says skip MANT if you feel burned out
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>>564265090
iirc the original image was made by someone else here but it's mostly used for danchoposting
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>>564265425
She should've gotten more screentime in Teio's... I also just noticed that Teio is holding a fucking hammer kek
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>>564265643
hammers are canon
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>>564265625
Skipping MANT entirely means skipping Sweepy banner...
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>>564265643
you'll never believe what real farriers use
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>>564265541
you're wrong, I just like fat umas
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>>564265734
Ugly tomboy
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>>564265567
>>564265597
Gotcha
But every scenario has a fantastic generalist card along with the pal card right? So it's not like there is a banner where you can get 0LB on the pal then fuck off right?
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>>564264354
I've noticed most of my favorite Uma are Lates so I guess I'll get to work on that.
Thanks.
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>>564265805
with a few exceptions
ironically tucker's banner is a specialist, so they're just changing the reason you pull hard
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Is there a breeding schedule yet?
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>>564265781
You're brown
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>>564265805
grand masters has the scenario pal card be on a separate banner from Ramonu because fuck you

otherwise they are usually paired with a second good card, yes
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>you can cope with 0LB scenario card
>if youre okay with B finals
Is the part everyone leaves out
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So this is a card I want if I like to train lates?
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>>564265928
gwochacho everyone is getting into A finals
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>>564265585
NOW that you said you gotta type it
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>>564265928
>sauce: my ass
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>>564265979
>touching her belly
she's pregnant with my child btw
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Umamusume playercount in freefall and it has barely been a month
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>>564265916
Wow that's fucked. Ramonu isn't enough?
>>564265928
I only got 2 LB on Riko and got platinum on all but the sprint CM in Aoharu
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>>564265915
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>>564265643
holy shit just like the game
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>>564266118
LOL
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I stubbed my toe earlier, and it reminded me of the Satono Diamond hivemind conversation..
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>>564266056
Ramonu is the scenario banner that gets free pulls and Cygames said they wont be making a scenario pal card for grand masters

then they released ancestors, the scenario GROUP card on a separate banner a bit later to epicly troll their customers
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>>564266056
the scenario pal is always required for the scenario they're released in
ramonu is required beyond that scenario
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>>564265643
why is she hammering on the turn before the race is she stupid???
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>>564266171
didn't they have to put out a public apology for that stunt?
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>>564266118
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>>564266056
Riko is mostly complete at 2LB
Most scenarios cards after this point are half as effective at 0LB
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>>564266163
>aislop
>yuri
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>>564266038
People are running out of clocks
We need a 100 clock drop to save it
>>564266171
>>564266183
So she isn't a scenario link card either? That's pure evil if so
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>>564265708
no great loss there. sweepy is the weakest of the three great cunny umas.
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umamusumes displaying their reproductive organs
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>>564265708
das rite
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>>564266312
scenario links are good but ultimately a slight bonus
the scenario pal/group is required to actually play the scenario at a functional level
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>>564266038
crazy how incompetent the people managing the game is.
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>>564265997
now's not the tiiiime
I think it's already kind of obvious but I will tell you later for sure, definitely!
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>>564266038
It's great, isn't it? soon the comfy will come
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>>564266312
>>People are running out of clocks
>I'm clock-positive
People should stop trying so hard (or try harder).
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This time around Cygames will combine the Ramonu and Ancestors banners
They definitely wouldn’t make the same mistake 4 times in a row
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>>564266038
Proofs?
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>>564266484
Stop erping
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>>564266373
I see. I'm just thinking about how kinda irrelevant the links in AoHaru were. Like they all gave bad skills except for Taiki, but then you are giving up NSM so they were all kinda bad in the end.
I'm assuming the later ones are not that bad?
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>>564266535
just like they put throne at the start of mant lmao
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Is Haru the worst uma in the game?
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This thread smells of cock
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>>564266636
nah that's ryan
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>>564266563
the fuck? I can't even post fine ass now?
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>>564266640
That's because Curren is here
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>>564266640
No that's just your throat
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NOOOOOO WHERE'S MY BAMBOO MEMORY?
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>>564266640
stop begging for it
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>>564266484
Comfy meaning dead is accurate to people who unironically use the words comfy
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>>564266640
How can you tell? From your time at the brothel?
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>>564266430
hmmmmmmmmmmm....
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>>564266535
If anything, they should update upcoming banners and events since Covid is already over.
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>>564266739
>Covid
what's that?
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>>564266640
I can post mine right now
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>>564266701
You don't deserve Yaeno for calling her that
Shitty meme
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>>564265090
I use it to either dahby or danchou post
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>>564266636
according to some old polls, admire vega has won the least in CMs
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>>564266582
You can look up scenario links on gametora
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how is blue archive still faster than us? wtf uma really is dead
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>>564266746
Rice would say this!
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>>564265805
Just read tamamo skill card
Its seems to be great for non front runners, thats what the bourbon during onsen is for
https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30256-tamamo-cross
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>>564266793
>you get Lane Legerdemain if you dont use a scenario link
Holy brick
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>>564265928
Won 1 CM A Finals and a bunch of 2nd place and 3rd A Finals. But yeah next scenarios onwards is a forced borrow.
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>>564266793
Tachyon geez chill
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>>564266723
o-or not! like if you hate me or something...wouldn't want to overstep your boundaries...!!
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>>564266793
ah yes, nigekiri sisters and the mad scientist
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Go ERP in your d*scord
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>>564265928
I only lost 1 Aoharu CM and I had MLB R Riko
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>>564266994
You will learn ze song
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>>564266793
Which one is the best or must choose?
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>>564266793
>4 skills for fronts and 1 trash welfare
WTF dats racist...
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>>564267070
>support event chance up
Oy vey
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>>564266793
Tachyon and Bourbon's are actually great
It will be hard to choose between the two
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>>564267070
so all these substats are the equivalent of normal stats?
dance speed etc etc
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>>564267145
nyo
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Shit collab
Shit design
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>>564267167
w kitasan might actually do that
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>>564267145
it's aoharu but instead of one team meter you have five
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>>564267210
>guts is orange
>power is pink
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>>564267210
they could have just put the same tokens for the same facility what the FUCK is wrong with them
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What sort of stats do you get in Grand Live, UG comfortably every run?
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In umaverse is there a racing school like Tracen that only has straight umas or are they all exclusively secret lily gardens?
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>>564266981
no way I would hate you wtf...
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>>564267253
From what I've heard it's hard to get stamina with that scenario
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>>564267339
No
MANT is actually comparative to GL
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>>564267210
Too many confusing colors wtf
So I need to deploy 2 speed 1 stamina/pow 2 wit to cover everything?
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Guys how do i make a Narita Taishin that can actually compete in the Satsuki Sho
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are your aces ready?
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I can't wait for all the information we know about GL to turn out to be a gaslight
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>>564267210
SURELY you won't get fucked on tokens if they have priority to appear on certain trainings, right????????
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>>564267530
SPECHUD HATE
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>people are so bored of MANT they are discussing future scenario stratz
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>>564267537
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>>564267537
it's all random
enjoy
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>>564267537
lol
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>>564267530
My CM12 ace are also my CM13 ace
Isnt it nice I made them 2 for 1
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>>564267345
It breaks my heart whenever I think about the fact umas will be forced to get impregnated by a man even though they are raging lesbians
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>>564267218
wdym shit design, my wife Gentil is slaying
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Aw man she could've been HER but then i did not get a single speed rainbow in last 3
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>>564264892
i dunno man i win that shit with 250 speed and 300 power after buying baricole. shit's random as fuck, sometimes you will sweep junior year without clocking a single time even with shit stats, other times you get raped 3x by pearl even with 300+ speed
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>>564267348
my bad I get intimidated sometimes due to reasons...
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>>564264892
If you bought the tachyon unique, should clear this easy.
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>>564267210
Does it even matter? You can easily balance your coins by buying whatever you have the most off
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>>564264892
run her pace you idjit
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>>564267682
this, sometimes I don't even use a single clock on smaru and sometimes I fucking need to use 4 on niigata
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is this job without pump/dober ult? (eager at the bottom btw)
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>>564267624
My CM12 ones can't survive in CM13 unfortunately. So I have to make new ones. And I only have 30 clocks left
I am so fucked.
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>>564267676
>338 guts
hehehe
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>>564267795
anon why do you have a unique inherit that doesn't work at this distance or as late
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>>564267741
If you want a specific song for it's bonus, then yes, it matters
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>>564267795
bricked unfortunately
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>>564267795
the whole point of lates is higher top speed and having 6 accels
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>>564267652
>slaying
Faggot
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>>564267795
nice TT uma
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>>564267853
idk i was just making some bullshit coz i forgot about accel inherits
>>564267858
killing myself
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>>564267530
I think I'll make it to the finals
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>>564267854
That's for every 3 or 4th exchange though, no? You use the filler exchanges to balance your currency
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>>564267814
How
I have like 1060
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>>564267814
>have to
you don't have to do anything
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>>564267708
no worries.. you can check my profile later
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>>564263964
Not so fast!
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>>564267517
>in satsuki sho
never
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>>564268004
diddy ahh blud epsatono disciples game
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>>564267814
Borrow Fuku card to use around 1 clock per run max. Usually the ones we fuck up the most is the junior years
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Is it me or does NimbleNav barely work in CM13 rooms
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>>564267994
???
I started MANT with like 200 or so
I haven't been playing since release
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GL IS SHIT
LARC IS SHIT
THE NEXT GOOD SCENARIO AFTER MANT IS MAKE YOUR ISLAND AND THAT'S LIKE 4 YEARS AWAY
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>>564268151
bait used to be believable
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>>564267979
it follows a pattern
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>>564268151
gwochacho got his clocks raped by benis
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*punches you*
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>>564268084
Borrow Fuku to use less clocks, but also have shittier stats because it is a roamer card with no specialty priority.
No thanks, low specialty priority cards are the fucking worst. I like consistency
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>>564268151
VF said l'arc is kino and it's the shortest scenario
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>>564268235
>>564268205
YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT AND YOU'RE AFRAID
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>>564268037
That's not dominating, that's her being a cutie
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>>564268089
NSM is kinda bad on tracks where the late race starts in the corner, Aries starts earlier in the corner right after a straight so it's not that bad there but Taurus is right in the middle where umas tend to spread out so it's really inconsistent
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>>564268151
*rapes your clocks*
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ryan LOVE
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>>564268245
*gets punched*
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>>564268269
it's also the most boring shit imaginable
it's literally aoharu v2, you just have extra bonus races
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Where are the 200 clocks
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Brian in bed
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>Run Takarazuka Kinen with 0 Energy
>hoping for the cupcake so i can use the Juice without any problem
>mood down because of Race Fatigue
>i haven't even done any race the turn before the Takarazuka Kinen*
>no cupcake in store for the summer time
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Vomit on Ryan.
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>>564268424
what did you do with the ones you were just given
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>>564268387
BENIS BENIS
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The way the two Yaenofags here were hyping her up I was expecting some depressionkino like in the manga but instead Yaeno Muteki's whole thing was
>bweeeeh why aren't they paying attention to meeeeeeee
Can't believe I wasted 4500 carats on this
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>>564268413
Aoharu was fun
MANT on the other hand is not
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mant is fun and easy, just get charming+fl and you get a ug honse
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>>564268267
It really depends how many speed cards you run, Since I run 3 speed 3 wit so it isnt an issue.
Kita-Shinko-Fuku(Borrow)-Marvelous-Tachyon-Daiwa is still 50rb
I get in summer around 400s and post summer high 500s on a low roll and 600+ on a good summer.
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>>564268413
and design your island is just URA except you stall turns until you get 3-5 rainbows
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>>564268497
hehe Benis Bark :DDDDD
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>>564268537
>Aoharu was fun
Nobody said that while that was the newest scenario
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I know NSM is not great for Taurus because of the spread, do you lads think I can keep this freak
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boysex
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I am happy with any scenario like unity cup
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>>564268245
Bring it
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ok but how long until we get real kino?
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>>564268582
yeah but design your island has SPEED POWER STAMINA
and Tucker has the best seiyuu in the game
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>>564268489
what clocks? The 3 we got for entering the CM? Ate them already
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>>564268598
Looks good. Just as a sidenote Moving Past only works while you're on the third corner during late-race.
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>>564268020
I saw!! just gonna finish up my chores first will take a bit
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>>564268596
People actually played the game willingly during aoharu
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>>564268598
Isn't Fighter a waste of points
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>>564268596
That's because URA was and still is the better scenario.
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>>564268598
Get Ryan's ult too for that 0.6 accel gamble
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>>564268632
now this one is fun as fuck
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I feel like clock usage is wildly exaggerated. Are JP just shitters that they scare us about clocks?
What about LArc thats also a scenario that they scare us over french umas that eats clock.
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>>564268792
i just want to see spechud first-hand
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why won't they make Akikawa a a trainee... imagine...
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>>564268632
soon...
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>>564268874
Can't wait
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>>564268870
how many careers a day?
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>>564268874
Nothing wrong with that
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>>564268870
MANT is easier depending on trainee and deck/sparks
benis WILL rape you if your 1st france (summer) is shit
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>>564268889
They don't want players to learn how the north tastes like.
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>>564267210
The fuck is this...
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>>564268976
I did 5 the entire MANT until this week where Im just doing 1 or 2 since Im done making CM aces and just focus on Nishino Flower parent I cant seem to get sta and power 3* spark
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I will impregnate Teio
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>AlmondLove dies and barely anyone cared
Why are we not interested in club drama anymore
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Now that I think of it, isn't triple late really strong for Taurus? Assuming there's at least 1 debuffer each match, one of your late should always be in pump/MPB range and they should easily overtake one of the pace/front in 5th to proc redshift and get that juicy 0.4 accel and at that point you should be able to just run em down thanks to your bigger late race speed coefficiency and the long ass Tokyo homestretch
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>>564268632
whats that cylinder full of holes left of asparagus?
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Why did he have to do it to her?
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>>564268598
Do you need that many heals even with that stamina next CM?
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>>564269152
Yeah now go train a late surger and mant
have fun
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>>564269165
You've never eaten lotus root before?
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>>564269152
SHHHHHHHHHH
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>>564269165
Lotus root?
It's fucking delicious when fried.
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>>564269207
super easy if you haven't drunk the koolaid
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>>564268632
OISHI SUGITE TOROKE CHAU
KOKORO DOKIDOKI WA ~~ TTO SAWAI JAU
WAKI AGARU ENAJĪ O KANJITARA KYŌ
O ZENRYOKU DE KAKENUKERU YO
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>>564269214
nta but I haven't either I think? maybe I had it once in pho but don't remember
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>>564269151
Top clubs dying is a good thing. If they end up disbanding that means we can poach good players in this shit scenario and more reason kick those lazy fuck flatliners out at the start of next month.
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Modern cameras don't steal your soul, so you'll be fine.
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>>564269307
Evil fucking horse
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>>564269165
I think it's food
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>>564269289
Hello my rights as a trainer???
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>>564269307
Fucking evil horse
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>>564269307
hardly a top club
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>>564269207
Maybe that's why I am at 30 clocks left
Because I have made nothing but late surgers/end closers the entirety of MANT and this shit is fucking miserable
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>>564269358
>rights as a trainer
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almondlove bwos i have some spots in my club if interested.
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>>564269151
who poached dancHOE
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I will eat Tama
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>>564269307
The top players are all going to /uma/club bwo... Meanwhile the other clubs will have to make room for the AlmondLove flatliner refugees
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>>564269358
Truly we live in a society where trainers are deemed third class citizens
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>>564269182
No not really, two of those were from a late acupuncturist
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>>564269228
Have you ever made soup with it? For some reason it's really fucking good as soup
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>>564269472
Oguri no, that's your friend
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>>564269151
will you guys rebrand
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>>564269358
>noooooo i don't want to be abused by a cute anime girl
You sound like women before humanity made the worst mistake
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>>564269518
I am getting hungry hombre
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I will breed Tama
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>>564269508
I think I had it in a nabemono/hot pot before as well.
Also great there
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>>564269549
I'm not in the club so I dunno, I just like club drama
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s-s-sorrymasen...
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>long turf uma
>top tier in long
>S tier in medium
>S tier in mile
>S tier in sprint
>S tier in dirt
How do we stop the Top Gun menace?
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I always wondered why don't people rate Ryan as an ace?
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>>564269375
Is /uma/club dying?
All /uma/ clubs can benefit from this. Especially those in A and B+ range.
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>>564269678
cuckscene during summer
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>>564269678
yuck
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>>564269678
The answer is obvious
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>>564269678
only has one innate gold
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group A platinum here i come
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>>564269678
ugly
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>>564269483
AlmondLove flatliners are actually decent enough for A/B+ clubs, them disbanding its a welcome for all /uma/ clubs.
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>>564269508
She has an ugly looking baby face
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>>564269440
God I wish gyaru umas would bully me
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>>564269790
Looks good anon, once we arrive to the 3600m distance CM with mile + medium section you are ready.
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>clubs dying
Danchou, you wouldn’t disband our Mayano Top Gun somnophilia club, r-right?
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>>564269645
Nishino Flower would say that.
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>>564269707
aren't they literally in top 50, that is hardly dying
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>>564269790
>Fat & Furious
>Gourmand
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>>564269678
gay men are frightened by her because she's so girly, so only straights consider using her, and that's only a very small minority of players
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>>564269787
People rate Dober and her golds are worthless
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>>564269670
>Curren
>逃/先
>Brain auto fills 偽物
kek
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>>564270015
Watching kitasan BLACKED
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>>564270027
I can't believe I know Ryan's golds and not Dober. I know Ryan has Killer Tunes + Rising Dragon, Dober has.. ASE?
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>>564269891
The what?
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>>564269898
>off-model
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>>564269678
straight men are frightened by her because she's so manly, so only gays consider using her, and that's only a very small minority of players
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>>564269950
>>564269707
>>564269483
I think /uma/club is fine as it is. The people knows how to keep their discord club mouths shut. They got 4-5 botters working hard.
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Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
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>>564270090
it's sloppa anon.....
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>>564270080
eyes and kyoto green
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>>564269776
Disgusting fuck fat.
That's it, I'm leaving you for Dantsu Flame.
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>>564269608
man I gotta make some now, been a while now; have to try it fried too
>>564269836
NOBODY thinks this or says this
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>Dober was actually the daughter of Ryan IRL
>Both their inherits are very good for the same position and they both synergize with each other when taken together
was that an accident or maybe Dober's ult was made to be similar to Ryan's on purpose because of the relation
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>>564270150
Damn I'm top 2 in my A club and I would be bottom 2 there
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>>564270184
I look like this
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>>564270087
I won’t elaborate. If you don’t get it, you’re not in the club
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>>564270184
I look at this
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>>564270102
It's sad when closeted men reflexively act catty like this when lightly threatened
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You actually don't want Uma Stan in a late surger dominated CM
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>>564270305
Never trust a trainer.
Heartless being, leaving Fine like that.
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>>564270363
All they had to do was make her hair fuzzier
But they dont have the technology
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>>564270363
Yeah, way too many gay men in Japan too
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>>564270305
Char what are you doing
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MARES CAN BE AS STRONG AS STALLIONS
MARES CAN BE AS STRONG AS STALLIONS
MARES CAN BE AS STRONG AS STALLIONS
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I actually am top1 in my A club, might hit like 50m this month
wish I was in A+ atleast
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>>564270506
Ugly and overrated
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>>564270506
Didn't Vodka prove that in 2007?
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>>564270506
Wasn't Japan slow on the mare train or was it the other way around
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All of your problems can be solved if you just start running and never stop
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Ryan is cute you guys don't appreciate the gap
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>>564270363
Ryne...
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>>564270363
I still don't understand why they made her so ugly. Other ugly horses at least fill a niche, like Biwa is an old hag school librarian, Vodka is a dyke motorhead, but Ryan is hideous for the sake of it, they gave her no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
>but her tits
nigger 90% of the umas have huge tits, shut up about tits already
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>>564270656
Isn't that more of a Suzuka thing?
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>>564270696
this looks even uglier when she tries to act girly
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>>564270725
Even Vodka?? You have the worst taste. You definitely belong here.
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>>564270696
Tomboys are never cute.
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Some suggested Triple Tiara schedules suggest taking three Umumusume Stakes races, but one of them is in early october which, when combined with the G1s in the autumn, make 4 races in a row
Is that worth it?
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Vodka was and still is the coolest and strongest mare in history (at least JP horse racing history)
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jiggie musume
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>>564270729
Turbo the horse was a front runner out of fear of others, thus it's in line even if Turbo the uma was just gay for Teio
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>>564270725
>>564270696
Her hair is just modeled weirdly. If they changed it a bit it would be fine but I'm not sure why Cygay made it that weird
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>>564270725
Her name is Hayahide.
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>>564270617
They were slow yeah, Horlicks stomped Oguri Cap and beat the Japanese 2400m and they kept saying mares are just good for breeding
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>>564270859
It looks fine if you don't use a retard's brain and eyes to examine it. Weird, yes, but fine.
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>>564270912
it should just be all brown honestly, I know the patch on head is like the real horse but eh
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>>564270725
Hiyahide and Vodka aren't ugly at all though wtf, but they really fucked up Ryan's hair
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>>564270868
This is probably Kaneko's fault
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How do we fix Mejiro Bryan
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>>564270816
https://jiggie.fun/vfxUbI
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>>564270985
The same way we fix Narita Dober
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They should have made Vodka cooler
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>>564270810
If you have hand cream and cupcakes 4 races is almost always worth it.
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i think ryan is cute
i like the boyish but likes girly things trope
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rebrand the club to AlmondHATE
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>>564271029
the game can't handle that much coolness
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>>564270962
>Hiyahide and Vodka aren't ugly at all though
Large forehead and short hair
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>>564271041
i dont like eating shit on the 3x10 penalty and it just so happens to be speed power and wit that get penalized
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>>564271101
faggot
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>>564270985
Give her a scholarship to America and force her to accept it.
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>>564271029
Impossible
She is already maxed on coolness
Anything more and you'll get her dad
>>564271101
You have very shit taste or fragile sexuality if you think short hair = ugly
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>>564271060
I want to adopt a dog just so I could bring it in and she can psuedo own it so she doesn't have to feel responsible for it but gets to see it every day.
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>3DPD
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>>564271141
Uokka is so lucky...
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>>564271141
chat is this real
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>>564271141
I could easily get past those cheeks
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>>564271141
I LOOK LIKE THIS
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>hey gwo you know how it's really important for Fronts to race against other Fronts so they form a bigger lead
>ok so we're gonna give you 0 Fronts and 10 Late Surgers for half you MANT races when you're running a Front
>run as Pace if you wanna win the race bwo and don't worry that shrewd step hint wasn't gonna be a prudent positioning hint
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>>564271141
What do I need to achieve in life to get this on my face
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Vodka is a decorative side character built for yuribait purposes
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>>564271225
PIC OR NOT TRUE
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>>564271292
i like this one
when will she be added
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>>564268632
Random aside, but its interesting how after Trackblazer we get scenarios where
>We do concerts
>Grow veggies
>Train a robot
>Go to a deserted island

It does seem like they do more gimmicky scenarios and I wonder if its due to how MANT was received poorly there so they made more lighthearted stuff.
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Destiny did nothing wrong. Tachyon speed card is around the corner and you guys were lazing around.
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>>564271258
it's true, you can't get prudent positioning hints from akikawa because it's a generic skill
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i like yuri
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>>564271393
Anon probably meant Dodging Danger
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>>564271302
she gave me a blowjob thou
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Shinko Windy in a shopping cart
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>>564271369
Is Tachyon a "must pull" in a same way that NTR was? Cause I'm doing just fine without
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>>564271302
Scarlet is the real yuribait character, but people don't care due to her design.
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>>564271357
Condemned to permanent anime jail bwo
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>>564271462
i dont know why that gag only started being made now when she always looked like she was in a shopping cart
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Why is Air Groove so involved with the groovelings
Like she is heavily invested in being in Dura and Aruvu's lives.
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>>564270506
No stallion has ever won Japan Cup twice like Ai and Donna have
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>>564271493
she is a very good speed card with 80 priority at MLB, and with a good SP gain (which GL gives less than mant)
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>>564271451
I want to believe he's been manically searching for prudent positioning for weeks
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Okay but what about a valentine boy
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>>564271517
Tonybwos...
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>>564271539
The Japs found out about it with the new auto translate on Twitter
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>>564271540
>Why is a character in a game based on a bloodline sport so involved with the characters that are connected by sharing the same bloodline IRL
damn anon I don't know
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>>564271205
No, that's Silicon Valley.
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>>564270506
Ai after wearing her racing fit, going tryhard, and losing in a videogame
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>>564267530
I have 3 aces with good stats and skills, but no medium S. It is what it is.
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>>564271674
There are a lot of examples where they're passing friends at best.
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>Forgot I started an alt during the early days with another steam account
>Log in for the first time in months yesterday
>Over 30k carats on it from gifts
Is the Mr. CB banner a good one to blow a spark on? The account has basically no cards and I want to build at least a basic SR deck to use as a f2p account.
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Left or right?
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>no more overlapping banners
Did we finally decelerate?
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>>564271673
what, *they* never noticed she looked like she was in a shopping cart?
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>>564271760
Straight in the middle, grabbing both of them, one in each arm.
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>2 hours to finish the satsuki sho missions
time to suicide oguri 3 times
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>>564271302
Nah
Her relationship with Scarlet, yes, but going off her design she's just a generic tomboy
Actual yuribait umas are like Sirius and Gimlet
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>>564271760
Right as my trainee and wife
Left as the family dog
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>>564271760
I don't care for either but right because she's cuter
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>>564271821
???
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>>564271636
At least he's in cingray (spiritually)... that's more than can be said about Sunday Silence.
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>>564269671
orenji...
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>>564271493
If you manage to get 0LB SSR Hello, yes you can borrow MLB Tachyon, if not you need her until 2.5 anni.
Remember next scenario which is Grandmaster you are forced to borrow support card since Ramonu and 3 Goddess are different banners
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>>564271760
Right, I doubt Chiyo could stand the wild umapyoi
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>>564271821
we catch up with jp in 2 weeks bwo
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>>564271750
as far as I know, there is no reason
Cygames writers just thought up on a whim: "we should emphasize the bloodline aspect between these characters"
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>>564271821
Check the dates
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WHAT ALMONDLOVE DISBANDED??
ISNT THERE STILL TIME UNTIL REWARDS
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>>564272019
who cares lol
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>>564271750
when cyjews give shitty writers to one uma their lack of talent make them go to the safe route, the bloodline, instead of thinking an actual good story for her
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>>564272081
I DO
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>>564272019
I'm sorry, it was my fault.
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But when will Mambo club die?
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>>564272019
No next month they will disband cause they're a bunch of lazy shitters that danchode left.
Members think they can piss off danchou by underperforming on purpose. Now everyone suffers.
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>>564272156
mambo will never die
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>>564272010
Oh, so they just released Flower's banner a bit earlier for whatever reason?
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>>564272156
Monday next week, at 3:16PM.
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mejirope mejirope
I'm going to mejirope
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>>564272254
good luck
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What were they thinking
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>>564272178
Why don't one of the current members take over? AlmondLove is a cool name and they seem like nice anons when I was going to join them when they were open last year. I don't want to see them go...
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>>564271724
how many bucks until she accept to sit on my face even with those pants on?
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>>564272010
We need to go faster...
Mant must end faster...
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>>564272156
Mambo will outlive us all
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DO NOT UMA OPEN
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>>564272019
it was me I smashed your danchou's bussy
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>>564272254
what did he mean by this desu wa
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>>564272019
>AlmondLove doesn't even survive until Almond Eyes relased
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>>564272135
Why did you do it...
>>564272367
>>564272178
Really? Not cause it was overperforming?
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>>564272353
>>564272192
ITS NOT FAIR!
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>>564272156
the one time /uma/club paid their dancho to afk for a month they ranked up lmao
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>>564272338
Didnt we have clubs that tried ends up disbanding anyway.
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>>564270725
>Biwa is an old hag school librarian
RUDE
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why is seiun sky so fickle holy fuck it's been like 5 mood downs the last 12 turns
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>>564272091
This site is the only place bitching about Admire Groove's story. You faggots expected her to match Still's mental illness and then get disappointed when the woman who truly deep down wants a family, finds one in other Uma. Actually braindead niggers.
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>>564272315
cute boy
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I finally decided to read the secrets page and some of these are really strange
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>>564272315
"Let's make some peak", and they did.
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>>564272019
>>564272178
Wait I just woke up what the fuck is this real? Any club chat confirming it?
Yes I did not read the thread
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>>564272482
That was bizzare and very funny
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>>564272361
Nice OC, anon! Almost had me fooled that it was a real uma for a second there!
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>>564272353
even dacchis?
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>>564272019
>>564272156
>>564272242
>>564272192
>>564272471
>>564272353
The good die young and the evil last forever. It's so realistic. Har har har!
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Admire donkeys!
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>>564272315
I'M ALREADY HALF XOGURI
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>>564272585
What's wrong with that?
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>>564272670
Mambo is evil..?
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>>564272691
Admire Groove is sex incarnate prove me wrong
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>>564272019
We need more top clubs disbanding so we can form superclubs that can compete with S clubs without botting
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>>564272482
Wut? What's the lore behind this? I'm in there and I never heard of this
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>>564272725
Hey, G, would you make me a sandwich?
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The era of AlmondLove has come to an end.
The people demand LilacLove!
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>>564272725
>Doesn't eat rice
>Doesn't shower
How can we trust her if she doesn't live up to her name?
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How does Mambo do it? No quota, shitposted to death, NTRed by Aelred, their Danchou didn't join the Danchou cup, and still going strong.
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The only truly evil character in the umaverse is Doto
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>>564272821
dancho was in the japans for a month
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> When Chrono Genesis finally updates
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>>564272585
I was doing Digitan's career in the URA scenario to get her good ending the other day and I got an event where she asks you what Rice Shower eats for breakfast. If you pick right she blows you then and there.
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>>564272816
/Uma/ Club is /uma/'s super club though...
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>>564272973
>super club
>relies on botting
Disgusting discord freaks
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>good stats and skills
>no medium s
>good stats and skills
>no medium s
>good stats and skills
>no medium s
>good stats and skills
>no medium s
>good stats and skills
>no medium s
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>>564272870
fueled by pure unfiltered mambo
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>>564272973
The ryanxwonbin club...
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>>564271629
i will be 5 staring her
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>>564273020
Name me one legit club above A rank that doesn't bot
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>>564273080
mambo
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Im scared to install Sweepy i actually put money into this account
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I would install Sweepy if it could fucking do MANT properly
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>>564272787
>>564272870
>>564273047
Yes, you are!! Still love you guys though.
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>>564273080
>>564273162
Just checked
Looks clean as fuck
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Quarterly Reminder that Aelred did NOTHING wrong by the way.
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>>564272564
honestly didn’t expect a serious reply from people as mentally immature as you but whatever, the general consensus from nip is that her story feels rushed, and compared to previous umamusume that had a clearly established rival their stories actually felt polished and well-developed
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kittyshino...
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>>564273337
AIEEEEEEE I CAN SEE MY NAME
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>>564273462
Mambocchi...
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speaking of which danchud can you smite this faggot already
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>>564273462
Vicente my wife...
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>>564273337
Mambocchi's the only one suspicious since it's so stable every month without any sign of inconsistency
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>>564273501
how did you know
>>564273523
I'm just grinding Mambo to 100M...
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>>564273506
Nyoooo that's me...
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I was not expecting an Almondcalypse this month, thought the next dead club would be autis/uma/
Well, it can still happen right?
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>>564272837
Why not both?
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If it weren't for me not sacrificing my soul to metafagging and rolling for XOguri, I would beat everyone's asses in scrims so bad it'd make them rethink about playing umamusume and that's a fact
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>>564273337
I'm the bottom line here, AMA
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>>564273617
Because I know my mambros.
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>>564273523
If he use speedhacks he can easily do this without burning out since every run is like 20mins probably 40 in trackblazer
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why are we horny posting
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>>564273763
Why did you do it?
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>>564273831
you need a reason to be horny?
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>>564273781
Now I'm kind of curious. Those who use Sweepy are considered filthy botters, but, how about those who use speedhacks and hachimi?
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>>564273760
>muh soul
But what about paypigging?
If you paypig you never really won
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>slop
Chiyo needs more real porn
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>>564273506
Danchou is not home. Please try again later.
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>>564273843
chiyono doesn't look like this
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>>564273706
would Bourbon even be angry?
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are your carats ready
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>>564273906
I haven't seen that nigga in a month
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This is Sakura Chiyono O.
Any questions?
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>>564273831
umamusume is a horny game
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>>564273850
Why would I not?
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>>564273878
Those are fine since they are still playing manually. Botters are done without human input or if any very minimal.
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>>564273760
shut up zoomzoom go back watching your tungtung sahor
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>>564273938
Dunno if I should her base form or festival alt. Her festival seems to have a better kit
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>>564273950
HATE
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>>564273982
But they're still unfair even with a human playing it.
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>>564273995
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>>564273946
Mambo works best, if danchou isnt home. Its a well known fact. Shame that only he can kick flatliners tho
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>>564273894
Paypigging is necessary to even give a slight chance of winning for off meta uma. Metafagging is worse. Only third worlders get upset at people spending money.
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>>564273993
Zenno Rob Roy isnt this stacked is she
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>>564273523
that called playing the gaem...not that the average mambro would know lol
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>i'm the only anon that has never botted
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>>564273995
>>564274073
ive been trying to learn wth this was via context clues and not explicitly looking things up and i got nothin
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Daily Report for /uma/ Club:
>The lower class is getting uppity, likely because of our involvement regarding AlmondLove.
>Not much to worry about as of yet, just need to lay low until everyone forgets.
>No sign of their previous Dancho, bodes well as there were no one to witness what happened.
>Currently looking for our next target.
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>>564273908
But she should!
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>>564274102
You never really won, your win is just achieved by sucking corpo dick.
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>>564274073
TUNG TUNG TUNG BRYHUR
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>>564274153
Do you get 6 7? Exactly
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>>564274143
it's exaggerated of course, but she's tied for 8th for top 10 bust sizes in uma.
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harikite iko
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is this good?
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>>564274165
One of the thirty Demon Gods of /uma/ Club here, this is false, AlmondLove is loved and always will be
that is all.
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>>564274346
it's okay. not as good as ura
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borrow FM or borrow TopRo for kitasan?
>borrow FM
cons: no firm course, spe + jordan
>borrow TopRo
cons: tach + dober (no marvey)
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>>564273337
is it club doxxing time?
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>>564274265
impressive. Now a relevant question and thing for me: Is she for (you)?
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>>564274072
The advantage is extremely minimal. Its like a QoL thing, compared to a bot running where it runs even while you're sleeping.
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I FINALLY GOT THIS EVENT
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>>564274165
Good, activate the MANTposting protocols to distract the thread
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>>564274420
nyo... you can't dox us......
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>>564274378
thanks
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>>564274420
nobody gives a shit about this club anymore
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Umao daily mission:
Rape Dober until she cannot stand
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>med S
>2 SSR deck
>both don't finish their events
nice game retards
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>>564274265
It's not even exaggerated. Once they put in Super Creek in the Cinderella Gray anime, you could really see what they meant by the bust sizes in the data. The models ingame just share too much of the same assets.
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stop the doxx please, it's unpleasent...
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>>564274550
she would NEVER say this
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>>564274420
>I'm still not bottom 10
Saaaafe.
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I won't be doxxed even though I'm at the top of my /uma/ club
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>cute hand anon posted his hand
>whole /uma/ lusted for it
>cute hand anon had a tsuntsun melty about it
>THEN AlmondLove danchou quits
I knew it was his hand
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>>564274420
Heh Im at bottom 20
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>>564274651
Get on my level, I'm top 30.
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noooo don't dox my public profile that anyone can look at if they feel like and doesn't reveal any personal information stoppppp
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>>564274710
>he doesnt have his profile name as is ssn
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>>564274732
me on the right
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>>564274732
me on the left
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the cockanon? my dancho.
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>>564274364
I regret to inform you I am also one of those thirty Demon Gods that you speak of
We rule this place
Do not forget that.
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>>564261405
Oh yeah I can switch Eishin valentine costume to her german dress.

Is double dominator better than one dominator plus Natie mystic murmur?
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>>564274550
RELEASE THE GENESIS FILES
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>>564274732
me across town, brushing Hishi Amazon's tail
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>>564274450
>this is Teio's father figure for the next 24 hours
It's over.
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I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE SPENDING 20 MINUTES BEFORE I REALIZE AND KNOW THAT MY RUN IS ACTUALLY BRICKED
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>>564274165
cool it with the antisemitic remarks
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>>564274420
My club doesn't get doxxed any more...
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>>564274501
Do your dailies you useless sacks of shit
We've already been humiliated publicly by dropping out of S rank
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>mfw not in an /uma/ club
I will never be doxxed.
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>>564274501
I wish you luck in that mission, bwos. You have my sword.
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>>564274968
just post your tt level bwo
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>>564275001
who the fuck is this
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>>564274968
aren't you the guy with his own pug club?
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>>564274968
Ob***n...
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>>564275001
Nice OC uma anon.
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>>564274968
same, my club has an official discord
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>>564275024
my tt level is 28xxxx that's all I'll give you
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>>564275151
ACE! Why are you so cute Ace? I promise you next movie is gonna be about (you)
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What's a doxx?
Anyhow look at this cute image I found
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Matikanefukukitaru
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>>564275401
>>564275401
>>564275401
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>>564262926
in fairness she would've literally died at the arc since it's far too long for her
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>>564274803
haha which club would that be? asking so I can avoid it at all costs!
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>>564275684
/uma/club
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>>564270964
it's shadai's fault actually, mares were stronger before shadai brought northern taste in
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>>564275860
nuh uh...
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>>564275860
dont expose him like that...
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>>564275860
i wish...
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>>564262384
he just wants to catch up to his buddies :)
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>>564262364
whoever that ojisan voices
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>>564262265
he be ballin'
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>>564286025
Someone should a name a horse Chad Warden even has a crown name for it!



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