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post buono
>>564291620
https://litter.catbox.moe/kupthrhainj9xczs.jpg
I bought a chocolate chip banna pancake 3 stack with hash browns and sausages from IHOP.
>>564291729what a brat
>>564291973horse cock btw
>>564291729
>>564292002sounds good. I wish I could get food delivered to my work for lunch today but all the work from home coworkers are forced to come to the office now so I can't gorge on food at work while alone anymore without everyone staring at me to try to pressure me to give them food
>>564291973my cock btw
>>564291973me and digitan
>>564292127>all the work from home coworkers are forced to come to the office noware they mad?
>>564292107
>Stopped getting that one amazon/brian event that gave you 4 to all statsI'm noticing these shadow tweaks
next scenario pls
Why are Teio cards so good but every version of Teio is dogshit?
>>564292321support cards are in a different timeline where she drank more milk and had stronger bones
>>564292321cause Teio is for breeding only
>>564292321She's cursed because her first alt is at the very start of the game and she already reached the max alt count
Digitan LOVE
>>564291352>implying black umas want to race when they're too busy being single mothers
>>564292289
>>564292279Yeah they're basically all acting like Sweep Tosho. They started letting some of them work from home again after too many people quit the last month because of it
Your CM12 aces?
>>564291352And its beautiful!
>>564292480
>>564292421Why did they not make her second alt good then? And she can't use her own card that gives a meta accel for pace either
>Aruvu fan event>First thing that gets mentioned is Gentildonna winning a tug of war against 30 peopleWhy is she like this
>>564292583shit, shit, and dogshit, respectively>triple fronts, Seiun Sky doesn't have groundwork or Medium S
>>564291973Digitan wouldn't do this
>>564292585>t.white liberal womanWrong
>>564292583xoguri, grass and tachyon (I don't have rudolf)
>>564292583what is this image about anyways? I've seen it posted a lot on other boards
>>564292127do it anyway and glut yourself in front of them without breaking eye contact to assert dominance as the alpha eater
>>564292810...Bro? It's you.
>>564292583xog, grass and rudolf
>>564292662
I got oshi'd... I got smothered with soul(TM)...
>>564292920
Doto running around, happy and spryhttps://x.com/NLstaff/status/2046619846176354428?s=20
Ikezoe's gonna wake up sweating with the amount of Sweep Tosho gifs being posted here
>>564292686she's a monster
>>564292686Now I understand why she made her trainer train his body a lot, an uma that can beat 30 umas so easily would kill you in the bed
>>564292810>schizo thinks he's a character in a movie>thinks the guy in the house is abusing his daughter>spergs out trying to get the owner to open the door>goes inside through a window>home owner manages to deescalate the situation somehow>schizo gets arrested
>Fail a good training>Think about euthanizing the run>Acupuncturist saves me
>>564293360Taking the Deep Impact training route huh
I'm horny for uma pussy
Canopussy
>feels like I have a good stamina>go triple crown route>SUPER CREEK KIKUKA SHO>5 RETRIES ALL 2NDI HATE MANT
are there any alternatives to sweepy?
>>564293734what do you mean, anon?
>do practice runs the other day>new ace wins consistently>do practice runs today>last ace keeps losing (brand new ace isn't doing any better either)>old worse aces are winningI'm noticing...
>>564293734Yeah, playing the damn game.
i cannot even say that i made any acesi barely even play anymoregod i hate mant
>>564293734Hire some Chinese farmers
>>564293678new umas feel over designed don't they?
the gameplay is literally start run and quit run when you dont get charming/fl/sausages/aptitudes/ good summer. this pattern continues for 4 years
>failed 3%>failed 7%>pre-debutAt least this one is early give up
>>564293874Just make a Xogger + 2 doms and call it a day
post pregumas
but Danchou will be sad...
>>564293734maya
>>564293360
Rudolf is an objectively better dominator than Tachyon, but Tachyon is my wife, and thus I will run her
>>564293947GL fixes this THO
>>564294190Nice
>yaeno muteki is treated as some kind of tragic figure>won 2 G1smeanwhile chiyono o just fucking self-destructed after the derby and never recovered
>>564293947Yeah, but that ends up being like 1 in 5 runs being good enough to run as an ace
i feel like edging is a more fun than playing the game desu
Zippy Tune got injured
>>564291729I wish there were more of these.I want one for Scarlet and Sirius.
i don't think it's proper for a trainer to take pictures of his trainees....
Gold City feet in my mouth
Good night friends!!!
>>564294502Do it yourself
>>564294479F
>>564293734Marvelous Sunday
>>564294571I don't know how...
>>564294705google umaviewer
>>564294569Goodnight fren!
does chiyo suffer from some kind of mental disability?
>>564294521It's ok to wash her clothes but it's not ok to take photos she asked for?
>gassing out with 700 and a white on a pace for CM 12There were people who were saying that 600 was enough
>mayano run>first two years go swimmingly>just keep getting 2nd and 3rd on seniorthat's it I'm taking a break
>>564293678
>>564294846Yeah, she's half animal and half woman
Aruvu defying fate to go watch Duramente's debut made me tear up like a little bitch.
>>564295086just maya tings
>>564294257Sorry, anon, Chiyo is destined to be seen as a horse who couldn't live up to his potential, and to have his only major win discredited because Oguri Cap wasn't in that race.
>>564294846Autism is her superpower
>>564295206Faggot
Mmmm nyes I think this should get me to B finals and I can recycle her for the next CM
>think a 4 turn megaphone was a 3 turn one
>>564292583Got an SS Dober so I'm feeling good.The strat is triple late debuffs. The Oguris wont even know what hit 'em
>>564295249Damn, why is this webm 2 minutes long?
>>564295386where are your accels
>>564295249Me in the middle
Would Rice and Curren get along?
Why do Rice and Maya never interact?
>>564292810guy that stopped a child from being raped but got turned into a meme because he looks weird
>>564295563Curren and Ayabe get along, so probably
>>564295563rice gets along with everyone>>564295630too powerful
https://poal.me/s5gherhttps://poal.me/s5gherhttps://poal.me/s5gher
>>564295780Torepi
>>564295780Oni.
>>564295780Tore-chan.
>>564295780
>>564295563Rice is so kind, so gentle, and so good, that she just gets along with everyone. She is the purest of all uma musume. Simple as.
>>564295603how do they see?
>>564292127Do you work with fucking middle schoolers? Who the fuck is asking their coworkers for a bite of their lunch?
>>564295942>>564295753Then why is Rice always acting like a cunt and shitposting in this general?
yeah ok guess ill just go fuck myself then
https://x.com/sweetearth84/status/2046350348353445917There's a Yaeno Muteki in here somewhere but I can't prove it.>>564295947They don't. That's the point.
>>564295563I HATE CURREN
>>564296037Bambooteki club...
>>564293013I will ruin his day with this soundpost
>>564296103Me on the right
>>564294846yessu. it's called being a sakura
>>564295206Any good man likes a nice keiba story.
>>564295206These dorks are omegacute.
>>564294980clothes are only situational, if the trainee gets her tracksuit too dirty and she needs to get to class soon. photos? she could just ask her friends to do that, right?
>>564296186She's too cute
If I get another bad summer camp Im going to get mad, stop playing and go masturbate
>>564294846Yes, unfortunately she's affected by a disease called homosexuality. It's terminal I'm afraid.
>>564291710
>>564296617
>>564292686>>564293045
i need the biggest uma you've got
>dia>cute
>>564294846She's just a pure and wholesome doggerino.
>danchou is the McQueen agp poster
>>564292686Why are all triple tiara winners such freaks.
>>564296895>>564296440
>>564296976Advanced Grand Prix?
>>564296909I agree.
Time to genocide the shitters, goodbye friends
>>564296976Acrylic Group Poster?
>>564295780puppy-chan
>>564297124@Umagrok move Currenchans tail
>>564297134Accelerated Graphics Port
Medium S or Turf S? Which one impacts greater? Especially for Xoguri
>>564297267Casino Drive needs to be bred
>>564297094
>>564297328Me holding the water bottle.
I forgot to make Aces again
>>564297124Who invited Deep Impact to the IKZE meetup?
>>564297320The longer the track, the more ooph you'll get from distance S since you'll spend more time at top speed. I THINK Turf S is only better in sprints.
enter
>>564296895best I can do
>>564297475If only she wasn't ugly.
>even youtube slanders her
2 months before summer
>>564296618you should jerk off whilst playingit's a one handed game
>>564297675>flat
>>564297502Thanks, then I will borrow someone with 3* Medium legacy.
Would you still like Rice if she had a cock?
>>564297675i want to lick her navel through her swimsuit and watch her blush prettily
I miss the FM banner gaslighting
>it's still junior year this doesn't look good maybe I should res-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa now I have to lock in
>>564297597Tomboys are always skippable
>my fronts keep getting fucked by quad dominators so XOguri has to carryI might just go double dominators as well at this point
>>564297638Stop posting ugly umas
Lust provoking trainee. -1 image slot.
>>564298357Slots are there to be filled
>>564298357
>>564296695Is that... Fujimasa March?
>still no med S on any of my xoguri builds (or even any good pace)how bricked am i this cm, though i have grass and dober ready
>>564296895
>>564296895big city
I'm so happy I actually got the ticket. Aruvu is great, as curt as she is. Rulership ending up being an obnoxious little sister brat to Aruvu was great. Also surprise Titleholder, hope he eventually gets implemented.I do wonder, with the whole thing with Uni, if the reason why Aruvu and Rura aren't directly related like usual is because of the initial "soul disconnect" that Uni had mentioned near the beginning. Interesting to think about, though I'd rather not because I'm too retarded for Uni's ramblings anyway. Anyway I honestly think the parts with SIL were weaker than the parts with the groove family; it went by too quickly, it feels like. But I still enjoyed it a lot. The last lines Aruvu says to Duramente nearly made me tear up considering the outcome of both of them. I'm glad I rolled for her, even if I did end up spending money.
>>564299007what is maya doing
>>564297863Unironically kill yourself.
>>564299179the usual
>>564299252I can see it
>>564296895ayabig
>>564299170not reading all that
>>564297042cute, beautiful, sexy, and hot
>>564299328She's about to scream "bring 'em home"
>>564299170fuck off to the jp thread
>>564296976I'm getting poached
Maybe I should give up on Medium S
>>564299170>eventually gets implementedIn 4 years maybe
>>564299496does S even do anything
https://jiggie.fun/rtGrJ9https://jiggie.fun/rtGrJ9
>>564299170Shame she is years away in global. I really like the Groove family
>>564297328>rare suzuka sightedfukkin' saved, arigatou
>>564299252
>>564299579It's short for Slow and it makes all the runners slower. This favors runners with high stamina, which may or may not be good for your trainee, depending on her stats.
>>564297863>would you like a cute, pure-hearted girl if she were no longer a girl? ....no? fucking duh? are you sane?
If your oshi didn't win one of the 8 big races (Triple crown, Oka Sho, Oaks, Tenno Sho, Arima Kinen) she is a fraud
I WANT MARU SPEED FOR MY ACES RIGHT NNNYYYYOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!
Post your favorite Pace Chaser, /uma/.
>>564299847Huh I thought Ai already beat Rudolf's record
>>564299328>worn out after a passionate night of umapyoi rewards after winning Haruten by 9 lengths
>>564299847But my Oshi is a dirt uma
One rival race is already better than G3 epiphet right?
>>564299983She spammed mare and Fuchu races
>>564299983it s a fake lunafag cope chart
>>564299983He is talking about "8 great races" not G1s
>>564299579It gives you +10% speed in the final spurt, which is very, very good, if you can get it to proc during a high-stat, high-skill run that also gives you your win condition accelsIFFUCKING IFFUCK YOU GAME FUCK YOU GAME FUCK YOU GAME FUCK YOU GAME
>>564299271You have to admit it's one the best Umamusume cosplay ever made
>>564299847don't care, still love her
>>564300182Right's eyelashes accentuates her eyes more and makes her look sexy, Ayabe is just plain
ayabe is such a bitch i hope she also has chimerism so the baby she gives birth to is genetically related to her sister
>>564299847How convenient for your agenda that you clipped off the left side of the image
My wife on the left
why the fuck is sweepy checking all the trainings when it has a scheduled race
>>564300474My wife in the middle.
Why is there a bot dumping ai slop stolen from twitter in every single thread?
why do images load so slowly these days anyway
Big things on the horizon
>>564300474My wife somewhere else in the world, grabbing the WINNING TICKET
>>564300440>I hope someone's child is genetically related to a family memberIt do be like that
>3 speed cards>3 rainbows during summer>2 whistles spentONEONE SINGLE DOUBLE RAINBOW (and Medium S)THAT'S ALL I'M ASKINGFUCK YOU
>>564300742UWAAAAAA DARBYYYY
Only open if you are ready to see a sexy bunny suit Maya
>>564300691/^$/
>>564300890
humu humu
ho, ho, hee, hoo
Don't open
You guys are fucking retarded.
terrible casual outfit
>>564301812CHOWA?!
>>564301892I simply imagine that she's not wearing anything under the jacket
>>564300838how many events until umas start getting the crazy training
Would you look at that, its Cafe time again
>>564301812
>Both turf and medium proc>Energyless runAHHH
>Shit career run>Get to the Helios and palmer event, the one with the airhorns>Career remains shit but that was funny
My favorite mant event is the one with tachyon and digitan and the loud ass fucking noise at the end, still don't know what's that about
>>564302267
Behold the triple golden green glue
>>564302449For me it's this one because it gives Uma stan
:(
>>564302464
>>564302491>Super Cucky 7Retardbro...
>>564302693>Cao Cao is Daitaku Helios's trainer
are there any important inherits for xoguri this CM besides u=ma2? do any of the accels work?
>>564302956Yaeno Muteki would definitely not say this.
>>564302192cafe mommy
>>564303076Nimble Navigator if you not gonna use yepper. Head-On is good gambling but you can lottery on rival race.
Favourite pre-Blacktrazer gaslight? For me it's a toss up between "Kitasan falls off" (she is still in every deck) and "Save your crystals for Ayabe" (guts decks lmao)
>>564302192
>>564302851>nooo please don't buy shit skills on umas bound to the glue factoryI got an (You) out of that shit run at least
>>564299847>big races >Oka Sho, OaksLmao who cares about mareshit
>>564301696NO, MY EYES! I CAN FEEL IT!
>>564303216teios boobies aren't this big
>>564303337>Urara is usable>>564303369>buying shit skills for umas destined for the glue factorybuy OOs. If it rolls god tier sparks then she won't have +200 skillpoints going towards a literal dead skill
>>564303414Based stallionCHAD, can't wait for Contrail, Efforia, Equinox and Do Deuce
Why people make lie about the 200 clocks for free. Now I am almost empty from clocks because the lie make me spend lot
>>564302203>Still manage to cap speed/power with ankers and megaphones spam on last three turnsIt's still glue tier with missing head-on and witlet meh.
>>564303629It's actually gonna be 500 clocks and they were protecting you by giving a lower number so that you'd spend your current clocks more slowly.
>>564303629Why are you using so many clocksUsually you can tell if an uma is a glue or not by the end of summer 1
>>564302491Should just get spring @ instead of SL7
>>564303420I love climgy Teio
>>564303420"That" phrase........
>>564303812I usually spend 2-3 clocks before even getting to the first Summer
>>564302491Good on you for getting super7. I know you want your uma to be super lucky
>>564303753head on is not needed at all
>>564303995now that I think about it Pokke might be getting an alt so I wonder if that will be unticketable like her base version or not
What's the shelf life of Mr CBT bros? I have 60k and they are BURNING my pocket
I remember using SL7 for a few CMs back when I was an oshitard. Landed on bracket 7 three times.Super Lucky 7 proc'd zero times.
>>564304294bit under a year pretty sure until Taishin wit (the one with encroaching shadow) releases
>>564304395Find an exorcist
>>564303629just start saving
More Kiryuin, waiter!
jiggie more fun than actual game
>>564299369I'm the father btw
>>564304460fuck it we pull then, i have a taishing and a tamachud anyway
>>564304665The game is a character delivery service that exists only to get us all interested in fanart from which jigsaw puzzles can be made.
I thought Gimlet was the designated tracen chuuni
!?
ey bby want sum fuck???
>>564304764Huh, didnt realize it was that far awayGood luck with your pulls bwo
>>564297987>lowrolled speedaaaaiiieeeeat least it was turf S if it was a medium S inspo I'd be so mad, at least I know with a natural fast learner Teio can run the derby..
Yaeno Muteki is ____
>>564304294The "specialist" wit cards are going to be used for a long while.>I have 60kIf you're maining ends and you're using paid then spark once then spark again on the August rerun, all while daily pulling.Ramonu releases on November. Taishin shows up in August 2027.
>>564303420bro why is your image quality so shit
KINO>>564305189cute
>>564305189I'd cum in her
>>564305189a winner
https://poal.me/s7kodz
>>564305280>you've got it all wromngAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>564305394I love Ryan but I might end up picking Palmer for that kind of thing once I properly get to know her. She seems pretty great.
>>564305280Nah, dude has the right mindset he's only missing an iron pipe to hit her kneecaps if she fails.
>>564305287Just like my East Asian cartoons
>2 3* Wit in a rowThanks game
>>564305242Yeah I was thinking that, do 30k now and see how it goes. Most umas I like are lates but i missed out on NN banner and Cafe is in a year so
>>564305189A boy
>>564305681Imagine if those were from dedicated parent runs instead of failed ace runs
>day 1: nothing>day 2: 7 follows>day 3: nothing>day 4: 26 follows>day 5: 1 follow>day 6: 21 followsInteresting
>>564305681Meanwhile I'm on run 42 since last 3*...
>>564305882They are dedicated parent runs though
I'd have crazy amounts of sex with Mirako
>>564305394I'll stay single thanks.
>>564305341
>>564305715>I like lates but I missed out on THE late surger bannergrim>>564306078>Those statlines that could've gone harder on speed while also having the rest closer to 600>Missed out on more skillpoints+affinity from spamming races and training secondary stats way lessLearn to parent run
Im bored, can we talk about penis or something funny
Alright, time to make some aces!>first run>first inspiration>no groundworkYawnnnn... maybe next week...
>>564306047At some point I didn't get a single 3* blue in 2 monthsAnd I was legit doing 5 runs a day
>>564306354
>>564305394Mejiro Gold
>>564305189losing another race
>>564306353I just suck at Kita, I can get SS on Bourbon, Maru, Seiun no problem but hitting it on Kita harder, probably cause I can't use Kita SSR
>>564306457Wew, that's astronomically low odds. 0,93^42 is like 5% so it's not that bad yet...
>>564306716cute boy, very fuckable
>>5643064573* blues aren't as important as whites desu
>>564306353>grimI guess I'll just wait for NY Natie and play her forever
>>564306832Stego would NOT do that.
Nice Nature is cute, cute!!!!!!!
Any cute anons here?
Do you think Sirius' trainer popped a chub when he watched a video of Sirius' "training" in france at the hands of eyeless okinawan frenchmen?
>>564306909Yeah she cares for and respects Suzuka too much to do so. It's still funny though.
How spiteful can this kusoge be?
>>564305965
>>564307052no
>>564307014Me....are you cute?
>>564307052he left her
>>564307059No, it's funny, I even saved that image earlier.
>>564307196
>>564305189born in the wrong generation
>>564307450quantifying a person's worth like this is dumb anyway when the only important question is whether you enjoy their company
>>564307629do you want to hold hands
GOD, they're like three times as big... so fucking hot
>>564305394All of them are already married to me. You are wasting your time on nonsensical polls.
>>564307763So tiny and feminine... erotic
Happy Birthday Espo
stop being such a gigantic faggot for a minute, I want to mod my game in peace (not uma)
>>564307721yes, but not with you
>>564307721Don't really know how to respond to that. I guess no, sorry?
>>564307763>>564307920both will flicker their ears against my cock until I reach satisfaction
>>564296895I'm on the search.
>>564307973>>564308029i
>>564307803>when you're just grinding on a dangerous day but she accidentally slips it in
Are the Aoharu races harder than MANT ones? I came back to Aoharu to make Open League aces and I swear I am losing a lot more than I do in MANT
>>564307928Cutest gyaru with the cutest VA background story, that I'm aware of.
