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post buono
>>564291620
https://litter.catbox.moe/kupthrhainj9xczs.jpg
I bought a chocolate chip banna pancake 3 stack with hash browns and sausages from IHOP.
>>564291729what a brat
>>564291973horse cock btw
>>564291729
>>564292002sounds good. I wish I could get food delivered to my work for lunch today but all the work from home coworkers are forced to come to the office now so I can't gorge on food at work while alone anymore without everyone staring at me to try to pressure me to give them food
>>564291973my cock btw
>>564291973me and digitan
>>564292127>all the work from home coworkers are forced to come to the office noware they mad?
>>564292107
>Stopped getting that one amazon/brian event that gave you 4 to all statsI'm noticing these shadow tweaks
next scenario pls
Why are Teio cards so good but every version of Teio is dogshit?
>>564292321support cards are in a different timeline where she drank more milk and had stronger bones
>>564292321cause Teio is for breeding only
>>564292321She's cursed because her first alt is at the very start of the game and she already reached the max alt count
Digitan LOVE
>>564291352>implying black umas want to race when they're too busy being single mothers
>>564292289
>>564292279Yeah they're basically all acting like Sweep Tosho. They started letting some of them work from home again after too many people quit the last month because of it
Your CM12 aces?
>>564291352And its beautiful!
>>564292480
>>564292421Why did they not make her second alt good then? And she can't use her own card that gives a meta accel for pace either
>Aruvu fan event>First thing that gets mentioned is Gentildonna winning a tug of war against 30 peopleWhy is she like this
>>564292583shit, shit, and dogshit, respectively>triple fronts, Seiun Sky doesn't have groundwork or Medium S
>>564291973Digitan wouldn't do this
>>564292585>t.white liberal womanWrong
>>564292583xoguri, grass and tachyon (I don't have rudolf)
>>564292583what is this image about anyways? I've seen it posted a lot on other boards
>>564292127do it anyway and glut yourself in front of them without breaking eye contact to assert dominance as the alpha eater
>>564292810...Bro? It's you.
>>564292583xog, grass and rudolf
>>564292662
I got oshi'd... I got smothered with soul(TM)...
>>564292920
Doto running around, happy and spryhttps://x.com/NLstaff/status/2046619846176354428?s=20
Ikezoe's gonna wake up sweating with the amount of Sweep Tosho gifs being posted here
>>564292686she's a monster
>>564292686Now I understand why she made her trainer train his body a lot, an uma that can beat 30 umas so easily would kill you in the bed
>>564292810>schizo thinks he's a character in a movie>thinks the guy in the house is abusing his daughter>spergs out trying to get the owner to open the door>goes inside through a window>home owner manages to deescalate the situation somehow>schizo gets arrested
>Fail a good training>Think about euthanizing the run>Acupuncturist saves me
>>564293360Taking the Deep Impact training route huh
I'm horny for uma pussy
Canopussy
>feels like I have a good stamina>go triple crown route>SUPER CREEK KIKUKA SHO>5 RETRIES ALL 2NDI HATE MANT
are there any alternatives to sweepy?
>>564293734what do you mean, anon?
>do practice runs the other day>new ace wins consistently>do practice runs today>last ace keeps losing (brand new ace isn't doing any better either)>old worse aces are winningI'm noticing...
>>564293734Yeah, playing the damn game.
i cannot even say that i made any acesi barely even play anymoregod i hate mant
>>564293734Hire some Chinese farmers
>>564293678new umas feel over designed don't they?
the gameplay is literally start run and quit run when you dont get charming/fl/sausages/aptitudes/ good summer. this pattern continues for 4 years
>failed 3%>failed 7%>pre-debutAt least this one is early give up
>>564293874Just make a Xogger + 2 doms and call it a day
post pregumas
but Danchou will be sad...
>>564293734maya
>>564293360
Rudolf is an objectively better dominator than Tachyon, but Tachyon is my wife, and thus I will run her
>>564293947GL fixes this THO
>>564294190Nice
>yaeno muteki is treated as some kind of tragic figure>won 2 G1smeanwhile chiyono o just fucking self-destructed after the derby and never recovered
>>564293947Yeah, but that ends up being like 1 in 5 runs being good enough to run as an ace
i feel like edging is a more fun than playing the game desu
Zippy Tune got injured
>>564291729I wish there were more of these.I want one for Scarlet and Sirius.
i don't think it's proper for a trainer to take pictures of his trainees....
Gold City feet in my mouth
Good night friends!!!
>>564294502Do it yourself
>>564294479F
>>564293734Marvelous Sunday
>>564294571I don't know how...
>>564294705google umaviewer
>>564294569Goodnight fren!
does chiyo suffer from some kind of mental disability?
>>564294521It's ok to wash her clothes but it's not ok to take photos she asked for?
>gassing out with 700 and a white on a pace for CM 12There were people who were saying that 600 was enough
>mayano run>first two years go swimmingly>just keep getting 2nd and 3rd on seniorthat's it I'm taking a break
>>564293678
>>564294846Yeah, she's half animal and half woman
Aruvu defying fate to go watch Duramente's debut made me tear up like a little bitch.
>>564295086just maya tings
>>564294257Sorry, anon, Chiyo is destined to be seen as a horse who couldn't live up to his potential, and to have his only major win discredited because Oguri Cap wasn't in that race.
>>564294846Autism is her superpower
>>564295206Faggot
Mmmm nyes I think this should get me to B finals and I can recycle her for the next CM
>think a 4 turn megaphone was a 3 turn one
>>564292583Got an SS Dober so I'm feeling good.The strat is triple late debuffs. The Oguris wont even know what hit 'em
>>564295249Damn, why is this webm 2 minutes long?
>>564295386where are your accels
>>564295249Me in the middle
Would Rice and Curren get along?
Why do Rice and Maya never interact?
>>564292810guy that stopped a child from being raped but got turned into a meme because he looks weird
>>564295563Curren and Ayabe get along, so probably
>>564295563rice gets along with everyone>>564295630too powerful
https://poal.me/s5gherhttps://poal.me/s5gherhttps://poal.me/s5gher
>>564295780Torepi
>>564295780Oni.
>>564295780Tore-chan.
>>564295780
>>564295563Rice is so kind, so gentle, and so good, that she just gets along with everyone. She is the purest of all uma musume. Simple as.
>>564295603how do they see?
>>564292127Do you work with fucking middle schoolers? Who the fuck is asking their coworkers for a bite of their lunch?
>>564295942>>564295753Then why is Rice always acting like a cunt and shitposting in this general?
yeah ok guess ill just go fuck myself then
https://x.com/sweetearth84/status/2046350348353445917There's a Yaeno Muteki in here somewhere but I can't prove it.>>564295947They don't. That's the point.
>>564295563I HATE CURREN
>>564296037Bambooteki club...
>>564293013I will ruin his day with this soundpost
>>564296103Me on the right
>>564294846yessu. it's called being a sakura
>>564295206Any good man likes a nice keiba story.
>>564295206These dorks are omegacute.
>>564294980clothes are only situational, if the trainee gets her tracksuit too dirty and she needs to get to class soon. photos? she could just ask her friends to do that, right?
>>564296186She's too cute
If I get another bad summer camp Im going to get mad, stop playing and go masturbate
>>564294846Yes, unfortunately she's affected by a disease called homosexuality. It's terminal I'm afraid.
>>564291710
>>564296617
>>564292686>>564293045
i need the biggest uma you've got
>dia>cute
>>564294846She's just a pure and wholesome doggerino.
>danchou is the McQueen agp poster
>>564292686Why are all triple tiara winners such freaks.
>>564296895>>564296440
>>564296976Advanced Grand Prix?
>>564296909I agree.
Time to genocide the shitters, goodbye friends
>>564296976Acrylic Group Poster?
>>564295780puppy-chan
>>564297124@Umagrok move Currenchans tail
>>564297134Accelerated Graphics Port
Medium S or Turf S? Which one impacts greater? Especially for Xoguri
>>564297267Casino Drive needs to be bred
>>564297094
>>564297328Me holding the water bottle.
I forgot to make Aces again
>>564297124Who invited Deep Impact to the IKZE meetup?
>>564297320The longer the track, the more ooph you'll get from distance S since you'll spend more time at top speed. I THINK Turf S is only better in sprints.
enter
>>564296895best I can do
>>564297475If only she wasn't ugly.
>even youtube slanders her
2 months before summer
>>564296618you should jerk off whilst playingit's a one handed game
>>564297675>flat
>>564297502Thanks, then I will borrow someone with 3* Medium legacy.
Would you still like Rice if she had a cock?
>>564297675i want to lick her navel through her swimsuit and watch her blush prettily
I miss the FM banner gaslighting
>it's still junior year this doesn't look good maybe I should res-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa now I have to lock in
>>564297597Tomboys are always skippable
>my fronts keep getting fucked by quad dominators so XOguri has to carryI might just go double dominators as well at this point
>>564297638Stop posting ugly umas
Lust provoking trainee. -1 image slot.
>>564298357Slots are there to be filled
>>564298357
>>564296695Is that... Fujimasa March?
>still no med S on any of my xoguri builds (or even any good pace)how bricked am i this cm, though i have grass and dober ready
>>564296895
>>564296895big city
I'm so happy I actually got the ticket. Aruvu is great, as curt as she is. Rulership ending up being an obnoxious little sister brat to Aruvu was great. Also surprise Titleholder, hope he eventually gets implemented.I do wonder, with the whole thing with Uni, if the reason why Aruvu and Rura aren't directly related like usual is because of the initial "soul disconnect" that Uni had mentioned near the beginning. Interesting to think about, though I'd rather not because I'm too retarded for Uni's ramblings anyway. Anyway I honestly think the parts with SIL were weaker than the parts with the groove family; it went by too quickly, it feels like. But I still enjoyed it a lot. The last lines Aruvu says to Duramente nearly made me tear up considering the outcome of both of them. I'm glad I rolled for her, even if I did end up spending money.
>>564299007what is maya doing
>>564297863Unironically kill yourself.
>>564299179the usual
>>564299252I can see it
>>564296895ayabig
>>564299170not reading all that
>>564297042cute, beautiful, sexy, and hot
>>564299328She's about to scream "bring 'em home"
>>564299170fuck off to the jp thread
>>564296976I'm getting poached
Maybe I should give up on Medium S
>>564299170>eventually gets implementedIn 4 years maybe
>>564299496does S even do anything
https://jiggie.fun/rtGrJ9https://jiggie.fun/rtGrJ9
>>564299170Shame she is years away in global. I really like the Groove family
>>564297328>rare suzuka sightedfukkin' saved, arigatou
>>564299252
>>564299579It's short for Slow and it makes all the runners slower. This favors runners with high stamina, which may or may not be good for your trainee, depending on her stats.
>>564297863>would you like a cute, pure-hearted girl if she were no longer a girl? ....no? fucking duh? are you sane?
If your oshi didn't win one of the 8 big races (Triple crown, Oka Sho, Oaks, Tenno Sho, Arima Kinen) she is a fraud
I WANT MARU SPEED FOR MY ACES RIGHT NNNYYYYOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!
Post your favorite Pace Chaser, /uma/.
>>564299847Huh I thought Ai already beat Rudolf's record
>>564299328>worn out after a passionate night of umapyoi rewards after winning Haruten by 9 lengths
>>564299847But my Oshi is a dirt uma
One rival race is already better than G3 epiphet right?
>>564299983She spammed mare and Fuchu races
>>564299983it s a fake lunafag cope chart
>>564299983He is talking about "8 great races" not G1s
>>564299579It gives you +10% speed in the final spurt, which is very, very good, if you can get it to proc during a high-stat, high-skill run that also gives you your win condition accelsIFFUCKING IFFUCK YOU GAME FUCK YOU GAME FUCK YOU GAME FUCK YOU GAME
>>564299271You have to admit it's one the best Umamusume cosplay ever made
>>564299847don't care, still love her
>>564300182Right's eyelashes accentuates her eyes more and makes her look sexy, Ayabe is just plain
ayabe is such a bitch i hope she also has chimerism so the baby she gives birth to is genetically related to her sister
>>564299847How convenient for your agenda that you clipped off the left side of the image
My wife on the left
why the fuck is sweepy checking all the trainings when it has a scheduled race
>>564300474My wife in the middle.
Why is there a bot dumping ai slop stolen from twitter in every single thread?
why do images load so slowly these days anyway
Big things on the horizon
>>564300474My wife somewhere else in the world, grabbing the WINNING TICKET
>>564300440>I hope someone's child is genetically related to a family memberIt do be like that
>3 speed cards>3 rainbows during summer>2 whistles spentONEONE SINGLE DOUBLE RAINBOW (and Medium S)THAT'S ALL I'M ASKINGFUCK YOU
>>564300742UWAAAAAA DARBYYYY
Only open if you are ready to see a sexy bunny suit Maya
>>564300691/^$/
>>564300890
humu humu
ho, ho, hee, hoo
Don't open
You guys are fucking retarded.
terrible casual outfit
>>564301812CHOWA?!
>>564301892I simply imagine that she's not wearing anything under the jacket
>>564300838how many events until umas start getting the crazy training
Would you look at that, its Cafe time again
>>564301812
>Both turf and medium proc>Energyless runAHHH
>Shit career run>Get to the Helios and palmer event, the one with the airhorns>Career remains shit but that was funny
My favorite mant event is the one with tachyon and digitan and the loud ass fucking noise at the end, still don't know what's that about
>>564302267
Behold the triple golden green glue
>>564302449For me it's this one because it gives Uma stan
:(
>>564302464
>>564302491>Super Cucky 7Retardbro...
>>564302693>Cao Cao is Daitaku Helios's trainer
are there any important inherits for xoguri this CM besides u=ma2? do any of the accels work?
>>564302956Yaeno Muteki would definitely not say this.
>>564302192cafe mommy
>>564303076Nimble Navigator if you not gonna use yepper. Head-On is good gambling but you can lottery on rival race.
Favourite pre-Blacktrazer gaslight? For me it's a toss up between "Kitasan falls off" (she is still in every deck) and "Save your crystals for Ayabe" (guts decks lmao)
>>564302192
>>564302851>nooo please don't buy shit skills on umas bound to the glue factoryI got an (You) out of that shit run at least
>>564299847>big races >Oka Sho, OaksLmao who cares about mareshit
>>564301696NO, MY EYES! I CAN FEEL IT!
>>564303216teios boobies aren't this big
>>564303337>Urara is usable>>564303369>buying shit skills for umas destined for the glue factorybuy OOs. If it rolls god tier sparks then she won't have +200 skillpoints going towards a literal dead skill
>>564303414Based stallionCHAD, can't wait for Contrail, Efforia, Equinox and Do Deuce
Why people make lie about the 200 clocks for free. Now I am almost empty from clocks because the lie make me spend lot
>>564302203>Still manage to cap speed/power with ankers and megaphones spam on last three turnsIt's still glue tier with missing head-on and witlet meh.
>>564303629It's actually gonna be 500 clocks and they were protecting you by giving a lower number so that you'd spend your current clocks more slowly.
>>564303629Why are you using so many clocksUsually you can tell if an uma is a glue or not by the end of summer 1
>>564302491Should just get spring @ instead of SL7
>>564303420I love climgy Teio
>>564303420"That" phrase........
>>564303812I usually spend 2-3 clocks before even getting to the first Summer
>>564302491Good on you for getting super7. I know you want your uma to be super lucky
>>564303753head on is not needed at all
>>564303995now that I think about it Pokke might be getting an alt so I wonder if that will be unticketable like her base version or not
What's the shelf life of Mr CBT bros? I have 60k and they are BURNING my pocket
I remember using SL7 for a few CMs back when I was an oshitard. Landed on bracket 7 three times.Super Lucky 7 proc'd zero times.
>>564304294bit under a year pretty sure until Taishin wit (the one with encroaching shadow) releases
>>564304395Find an exorcist
>>564303629just start saving
More Kiryuin, waiter!
jiggie more fun than actual game
>>564299369I'm the father btw
>>564304460fuck it we pull then, i have a taishing and a tamachud anyway
>>564304665The game is a character delivery service that exists only to get us all interested in fanart from which jigsaw puzzles can be made.
I thought Gimlet was the designated tracen chuuni
!?
ey bby want sum fuck???
>>564304764Huh, didnt realize it was that far awayGood luck with your pulls bwo
>>564297987>lowrolled speedaaaaiiieeeeat least it was turf S if it was a medium S inspo I'd be so mad, at least I know with a natural fast learner Teio can run the derby..
Yaeno Muteki is ____
>>564304294The "specialist" wit cards are going to be used for a long while.>I have 60kIf you're maining ends and you're using paid then spark once then spark again on the August rerun, all while daily pulling.Ramonu releases on November. Taishin shows up in August 2027.
>>564303420bro why is your image quality so shit
KINO>>564305189cute
>>564305189I'd cum in her
>>564305189a winner
https://poal.me/s7kodz
>>564305280>you've got it all wromngAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>564305394I love Ryan but I might end up picking Palmer for that kind of thing once I properly get to know her. She seems pretty great.
>>564305280Nah, dude has the right mindset he's only missing an iron pipe to hit her kneecaps if she fails.
>>564305287Just like my East Asian cartoons
>2 3* Wit in a rowThanks game
>>564305242Yeah I was thinking that, do 30k now and see how it goes. Most umas I like are lates but i missed out on NN banner and Cafe is in a year so
>>564305189A boy
>>564305681Imagine if those were from dedicated parent runs instead of failed ace runs
>day 1: nothing>day 2: 7 follows>day 3: nothing>day 4: 26 follows>day 5: 1 follow>day 6: 21 followsInteresting
>>564305681Meanwhile I'm on run 42 since last 3*...
>>564305882They are dedicated parent runs though
I'd have crazy amounts of sex with Mirako
>>564305394I'll stay single thanks.
>>564305341
>>564305715>I like lates but I missed out on THE late surger bannergrim>>564306078>Those statlines that could've gone harder on speed while also having the rest closer to 600>Missed out on more skillpoints+affinity from spamming races and training secondary stats way lessLearn to parent run
Im bored, can we talk about penis or something funny
Alright, time to make some aces!>first run>first inspiration>no groundworkYawnnnn... maybe next week...
>>564306047At some point I didn't get a single 3* blue in 2 monthsAnd I was legit doing 5 runs a day
>>564306354
>>564305394Mejiro Gold
>>564305189losing another race
>>564306353I just suck at Kita, I can get SS on Bourbon, Maru, Seiun no problem but hitting it on Kita harder, probably cause I can't use Kita SSR
>>564306457Wew, that's astronomically low odds. 0,93^42 is like 5% so it's not that bad yet...
>>564306716cute boy, very fuckable
>>5643064573* blues aren't as important as whites desu
>>564306353>grimI guess I'll just wait for NY Natie and play her forever
>>564306832Stego would NOT do that.
Nice Nature is cute, cute!!!!!!!
Any cute anons here?
Do you think Sirius' trainer popped a chub when he watched a video of Sirius' "training" in france at the hands of eyeless okinawan frenchmen?
>>564306909Yeah she cares for and respects Suzuka too much to do so. It's still funny though.
How spiteful can this kusoge be?
>>564305965
>>564307052no
>>564307014Me....are you cute?
>>564307052he left her
>>564307059No, it's funny, I even saved that image earlier.
>>564307196
>>564305189born in the wrong generation
>>564307450quantifying a person's worth like this is dumb anyway when the only important question is whether you enjoy their company
>>564307629do you want to hold hands
GOD, they're like three times as big... so fucking hot
>>564305394All of them are already married to me. You are wasting your time on nonsensical polls.
>>564307763So tiny and feminine... erotic
Happy Birthday Espo
stop being such a gigantic faggot for a minute, I want to mod my game in peace (not uma)
>>564307721yes, but not with you
>>564307721Don't really know how to respond to that. I guess no, sorry?
>>564307763>>564307920both will flicker their ears against my cock until I reach satisfaction
>>564296895I'm on the search.
>>564307973>>564308029i
>>564307803>when you're just grinding on a dangerous day but she accidentally slips it in
Are the Aoharu races harder than MANT ones? I came back to Aoharu to make Open League aces and I swear I am losing a lot more than I do in MANT
>>564307928Cutest gyaru with the cutest VA background story, that I'm aware of.
I'm tired of not having sex with Super Creek.
>>564296034th-that was supposed to be a parent run, right?
>>564297594don't say that...
>>564307803>ywn be trapped forever in the Mejiro's Mansion sex dungeon
>>564308161I hope you can find someone cute to hol hands with irl though anon!
>>564308029Brutal
>>564307164>curren feigning surprise
>3 club vets flatlining, +2 moreIt's joever
>>564308393If you won't hold hands with me at least give me Speed Star
>>564308216Same...
>>564308361How little faith you have in Truck-kun.
>>564308518Try training wit more and I just might!
>>564308242When you see those cards do you think parent deck?No all my Luna runs are just apparently unimaginably cursed
Can you trannies stop avatarfagging and erping?!
>>564308850teio step? more like teio rape
>read in the game that Vodka has little brothers (and afaik is one of the only umas confirmed to have human siblings)>read up on IRL Vodka's brothers>one of them seemingly had a thing for DaiwaIf this series wasn't so (You)-focused with the trainees, that absolutely would've been a plotline
more lika uma POOsume haha
How do I get Opera O?
>>564308991Def think it's interesting to imagine what the game's story would look like if they didn't force your Trainer self-insert into the plot. Presumably what the plan was initially with the uma x uma teasing in the OG trailer.
>>564309085what does she taste like
Your medium S run, trainer.
>>564304460Taishin is a bad card btw some people choose to not run it all
>>564308991Scarlet onee-san /SS/ paizuriing vodkas otoutos oddly developed chinchin
>>564308309that little leg raise is cute
>Acute and Transcend made Espo a "gaming cake" and she tells them that shit's weird and to make her a normal one>they explain all the different colors on the cake are a different flavor and the candles are replaced with LED lights>Espo begrudingly accepts because it looks delicious, then demands tea with it as well>Transcend goes "yeah let me start up the LED lights" and Espo yells at her to stopHa
>>564309594Scarlet stealing the brother's cherry as revenge for losing a race to Vodka
>>564309696Other way around. Scarlet wins then demands little bro cock as a reward.
why did the game suddenly turn me into a female trainer I didn't even touch the settings
>>564309665Can you post an image with your post so the indog reposter can steal it for his xitter account (he does not play the game)
>>564309449Lard.
>>564309449okonomiyaki
>>564308171
>>564308991If it's not parent/child then they don't lean super hard on the irl relationships between the horses. Most notable one is probably that Biwa and Brian are still half-sisters in the game.
>>564309834Neither does the retard you're responding to
>>564309818Congrats on your transition xister
>>564309949whoever wins, the White Man loses
>>564309696losing the pregnancy race to vodka
>>564309927 If they have the same mother they're (usually) related. Oru and Dorija are actual sisters in the game because they share the same mother (oriental art). Biwa and Brian also share the same mother (Pacificus). The only one who was weird about this was Admire Groove and Rulership, as they're not directly related, but that could be because of story reasons considering the cryptic shit Neo Universe was spouting, but also because Air Groove is actively in the game too.
>>564307721Can we hold hands chiyobro?
>>564304985if you talk kinky like that how could I say no
>get a random falco eventHOLY SHIT PLEASE LET ME JUST GET MED S NOW I HAVE 2 INSPIRATIONS FOR IT
>>564300182Admire Terra is going to be like this too isn't she?Not that I am complaining.
post something cute
>>564300406"girl next door" look is very sexy
>>564310527
>>564310161siblings via a shared dam is basically the only form of blood relationship beyond direct descent that's actually recognized in keiba. there are only maternal half siblings and full siblings.
>>564310161pretty fucked up that air groove abandoned her firstborn because she thought she was too young to be a mother then lied that she was an orphan so they couldn't track her down later. especially so considering she kept and raised all her subsequent children. the guilt likely ate away at her psyche over the years, experiencing all the ups and downs of motherhood with all of her kids except her very first. it was probably even worse when she actually met her, and realized her life has been filled with coldness and isolation due to her abandonment. maybe that's why instead of seeking immediate medical attention when she experienced complications after giving birth to chopin, she made sure to attend to and nurse him first, and provide him the warmth she regretted never giving to aruvu, even if it cost her her life.
>>564310161The game, when it doesn't say "don't think about it", tends to put horses with a shared name in Japanese-style clans rather than having their direct irl relationships. The Satonos, the Mejiros, the Golds, etc.
>>564311105Keiba acting more serious about the topic than most incest faggots on /a/ or reddit.
>>564301696
>>564309298It starts with being deemed worthy of a rape.
>>564311109
>Wake up>AlmondLove Danchou left>27/30I'm scared bros
>>564309949I don't know why I keep getting accused of not playing the game when I've posted dozens of screenshots and webms by now...
>>564311461that youve stolen
>wake up>my club is still fine>i'm not in danger of being kicked out because I do my dailiesFeels good
>>563662845An update for you, Fuyu Urara (sire - Mr. Prospector) retires after her 5YO season. She has won 13 races in 28 starts, including 9 G1s, 1 G2 and 3 G3s. These wins include 1986 Kentucky Oaks, 1985 BC Juvenile Fillies and 1986 BC Distaff. Her final placement stats are: 13-7-2-6. In the course of her career she earned 419 500 000 Yen. For her achievements, she gained the awards of 1985 Best 2YO Filly (US) and 1986 Best 3YO Filly (US)
>>564311151no, satono is an outlier among the ones you mentioned. the mejiros were all bred at mejiro ranch and had actual blood relations, since the mejiro ranch tended to breed their horses among each other, and the golds are of course all stay gold's children. the satonos share nothing but a crown name, so the logic of making them a mejiro-like family is as weird as if the same were done with "the naritas".
I kinda find it funny how Tachyon mindbroke Pocket
>>564311553
>>564303420>>564305280should've sex her right on the spot
>>564311342Tell me the drama bwo
gotta go fast
>>564311709>He's hoarding all these videos while the indonesian is starving for contentwaow (based based based)
I sometimes forget that Daiwa is still alive irl, since unlike Doto where the ranch allows visitors and regularly updates us on the old goof's status, her ranch is fairly quiet and private.
>>564311342I'll be recruiting, don't worry
I kinda find it funny how anime only tards think their thoughts and opinions matter in the slightest
>>564305189Bamboo Memory
>>564311709>putting Sirius through the slidehope she never recovers
>>564312013
>>564311898But is she good there? Is there any twitter about her maybe? Like at least once a month from owners itself?
Nobody in my club is Yaeno Muteki...
>>564311745Two members quit because of MANT, danchou just posted Opera O sticker and left. Leading theory is that danchou was debanked over OnlyFans money laundering allegations and had to go into hiding
>>564311898After how much money fans raised to fix the damages to Northern Lake Farm's roof, they feel kinda obligated to let us know how Doto is doing.
>>564311898>>564312128daiwa is retired at shadai farm, and they post pictures of her and curren chan sometimes. since it's a breeding farm, tours would be a sanitation issue.
>>564311342I've already sent out recruitment posts on the VFcord, don't worry we will recover.
>>564312078It's what she deserves for disrespecting adults and forcing me to beg for my papers. Thank you for your service.
>>564310426the urn
>>564312425one day Curren Slay will be in the game
>>564311909poacher...
>>564312768wide rapist
Still looking for an answer on how many copies of Mr. CB Wit I'll want. Have 90K/3 sparks.
Any doubts I had about rolling for Shakur dispelled with one look.
>>564312739I'm the new danchou.
>>564312825>Main ends?MLB>Don't?LB1
groundwork??
>>564312825Are you building Ends? Then you want at least 1 because it's a premier End card.Sadly despite the fact that some of the best horses in the world were the equivalent of an End Closer, the style is somewhat rare in Japan so we're going to be starved a bit on good ones.
>>564311342it's gonna be okay bwo
>>564311342It's AlmondLoves turn to be the /uma/ punchingbag/laughingstock
>>564312957She was too dumb to learn it. You're a bad teacher.
>>564312425Please post pics of them
>>564312583say goodbye to rainbows
Hai, Suppa Krik Desu yo
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>564313625Are you relating news or just sharing your fantasies?
>failed a 2% wit traininggave up the run and closed the game right away
>a cute potential umawaifu>well actually she's a furious carpet muncher and would never see a man in a sexual wayI really really really really really wanted to pull her, but she doesn't want me as her trainer. Why does this happen every time?
>>564313423I wish I could have capped wit but this is my best attempt, I'm taking it
All the umas are thoroughbreds, and we've seen people speculate what a draft horse uma would be like.But what would a warhorse uma look like?
>>564314106
>>564314102>unpaired ddgwo...
>>564314220I know I didn't get pp.......
>>564314106Horses in the middle ages didn't have "breeds" like we think of them today. The Destrier was the most elite class of warhorse reserved for knights but it wasn't a specific type of horse. It was just a way of saying "of the horses we use for battle, these are the best of the best"
>>564314106Wasn't Byerley Turk a warhorse? She looks just like any other uma so I don't think the different breeds of horses made it into the umaverse and everyuma is just an uma, without a specific breed
>>564314593Belno did you accidentally text this to /uma/ instead of Jou's number?
>>564314106That's a cute creature on the right.
https://jiggie.fun/yJwZDwuhttps://jiggie.fun/yJwZDwmhttps://jiggie.fun/yJwZDwahttps://jiggie.fun/yJwZDw
>>564303510That's mommy Teio after hitting the spurt
>>564314672>Wasn't Byerley Turk a warhorse?It's speculated but his origins are somewhat shrouded in mystery. But yes, they are pretty sure he was a warhorse.
>>564314749
>>564314680It wouldn't help anyway. He folded like a house of cards to the ningen woman.
>>564314749Doto would take Tachyon's oversized sleeves and knot them together
Uma musume are jealous creatures
>>564314964Kitahara looks like the guy who any woman or uma could easily take to the bed after a couple of beers
>>564314749People keep telling me "horses aren't oversized dogs" and then you guys keep posting shit like this
/v/ mods are being bitchy again so I’m back here.
catbox still won't let me upload anything new so I'm posting this again instead
>>564314952a wanna feed my cute lil boy
dumb filly needs rape correction
>>564315359ok hi you can go work on the latest jiggie if you want
when will this game be golshi's game again
>>564315531this nigga really farming stamina sparks for an inheritance used in sprint and mile
>>564315580It has always been and will always be Winning Ticket's game
>>564315531>he wants STA spark for a mile/sprint parentnigga what
anyone who's doing oonige suzuka for cm12 as a way to fuck with fronts should KYS
>>564314593source?
>>564312425
>>564315691>>564315829infinite followers glitch
>>564316057I look like this
>>564316057Cute, my unborn children are procreating already!
>>564316187Hahaha very cute! *rapes you*
why does she keep spinning around to show me her butt
EVERY single hoguri will get awful mood in round 1 and lose so finals will be without them
>>564316089>Taiki x Maru who is going to use that affinity blackhole, Falco?
>>564316187Nice biceps, can I gro- I mean touch them? As your trainer haha
>>564316187kitachan is so gullible she wouldn't realize I'm touching her with sexual intent
Lovcen's pedigree is interesting
Wow Kita-chan, your adductors sure are strong! Can I lick them?
>>564316351gwo they're literally her 1st and 10th most compatible parents
>>564316696spics have the most random fucking memes
i am quite fond of this mayano
>>564316846>1/71Holy fuck
>>564316472
>>564316782I know right?
>>564316846only south americans would put their "idol" through such hell
>>564316710they have good affinity with Nishino Flower, but you're not going to use a Nishino parent on Nishino, it will be other umasTaiki and Maru are HATED by most umas, Nishino also has low affinity with a lot of umas, you have to think on the end consumer when making a Nishino parent, or any parent for that matter
>>564316846>1 win 71 racesgot a good laugh out of me
Why is the umamusume anime so fucking tame? I just want to see Iinchou's bazoongas and Rice's sexy tummy
>spic meme hours
>>564316846Don't you need a certain amount of fans to do G1s at all how the fuck do you get 71 races
>>564316351My dick
>>564316909haaah haaah Kita-chan haaah haah
>>564316782Meanwhile american zoomers
>>564316665Lovcen's Dam*
>>564316846Holy shit my fucking sides
Brown hours
>>564316986you're not any different mexican
Mayano race abuse will not be tolerated.
>>564317260you don't need fans to enter G1s you can do any race in MANT
https://x.com/t_f_2nd/status/2046130774764867703?s=20
>>564316846>71 Races>1 Win
>>564317260not in MANT
>>564316187My arm and forearm looks like that
